Suburban Senshi Chat #2033 - “Meet the New Boss”
#2033 “Meet the New Boss”

'Chibi' Tsukino Usagi
@SugaBB_2999
in wast cristal tokio boarn an razed in da stabal wuz were i spant moast ov mai deyz chillan ot an rerlaxang al koal, an bangang sum elioz otsad ov skoal wen a cpoupl ov parants hoe ware no god sant mi bak in tyme 2 ur nayborhoad ♫
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6:26 PM - 8 Dec 2014
Makoto Kino  @flower_powerJP · Dec 8
I don't understand what she's saying
Ami Mizuno  @brainiac6 · Dec 8
readings indicate she's displaced in time and space, I think she comes from a future version of Earth.
'Chibi' Tsukino Usagi  @SugaBB_2999 · Dec 8
ror amy u stal tlak lik a d[BLEEP]k shunari
Minako Aino  @Idolmaster-chan · Dec 8
Ne, ne, I think that space was intentional!! :O
'Chibi' Tsukino Usagi  @SugaBB_2999 · Dec 8
hshshs micokno ur stal fani
Rei Hino  @azabuhikawajinja · Dec 8
Seriously what the hell, who are you, child?
'Chibi' Tsukino Usagi  @SugaBB_2999 · Dec 8
bich mai nam iz sukino ugasi, im ugasi's kad
Luna Luna  @meowmixmaam · Dec 8
I think she's trying to say she's... Usagi's child? With the same name?
'Chibi' Tsukino Usagi  @SugaBB_2999 · Dec 8
o sit lona ur a kat agan n ur nat marrad 2 taddy raxpin???
Luna Luna  @meowmixmaam · Dec 8
...Why would I be married to Teddy Ruxpin?!
Artemis Catt  @ol_greeneyes · Dec 8
YES WHY WOULD SHE?!
Minako Aino  @Idolmaster-chan · Dec 8
... Artemis why are you so angry~?
Artemis Catt  @ol_greeneyes · Dec 8
..no... no reason..
Rei Hino  @azabuhikawajinja · Dec 8
So wait you expect me to believe that not only will Usagi-- OUR Usagi... have a child in the future that she names AFTER herself, but she'll send that child back in time?
'Chibi' Tsukino Usagi  @SugaBB_2999 · Dec 8
ya shi wuz to lazi 2 tich mi shat shi jast wented 2 beng da kang
Ami Mizuno  @brainiac6 · Dec 8
...To bang "Kang?" Who's kang?
'Chibi' Tsukino Usagi  @SugaBB_2999 · Dec 8
no no kang.. da KANG... u kno da rualr ov da ampire...
Ami Mizuno  @brainiac6 · Dec 8
The ruler of the empire... a ... a KING?
'Chibi' Tsukino Usagi  @SugaBB_2999 · Dec 8
ya mamo-chun
Rei Hino  @azabuhikawajinja · Dec 8
...Chiba Mamoru is a *king*. Ridiculous.
'Chibi' Tsukino Usagi  @SugaBB_2999 · Dec 8
fak u hi wuz a prance in da pest lyfe
Rei Hino  @azabuhikawajinja · Dec 8
...the only "pest life" here is you, strange pink-haired girl!
'Chibi' Tsukino Usagi  @SugaBB_2999 · Dec 8
U TAK DAT BAK IM UR FUTAR PRONCASS!1111
Makoto Kino  @flower_powerJP · Dec 8
This is not a world I want to live in anymore...







     


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