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[20:49] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> Now you ladies carry on!
[20:50] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> SIR, YES, SIR!
[20:50] <Tewi Inaba> - Sir, yes, sir!!! >:D -
[20:51] * Gunnery Sergeant Hartman claims this log IN THE NAME OF TH E CORPS!!!! HOO-RAH!!!!
[20:54] *** AND PAUSE HERE FOR THE NIGHT SINCE I NEED TO SIGN OUT AND TAKE CARE OF A FW THINGS.
[20:55] *** We will continue again TOMORROW, and get another step further into the wild and wacky world of Full Metal Fluffy!!!
[20:56] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> Until then, good night everyone
[19:19] * ~The Cheesykits Projector starts to warm up
[19:23] *** The movie starts up again, showing Reisen and Tewi working together at various different locations at the base.
[19:24] * is showing Tewi how to reassemble a bolt-action rifle piece by piece while the rest of the platoon trains on the gunnery range.
[19:24] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> ^
[19:25] *** The scene switches back to the barracks, where everyone is shining and polishing their boots while Gunny and the UMP Corporals watch on.
[19:25] * Reisen Udongein Inaba is busy showing Tewi how to properly lace her boots.
[19:26] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> Right over the left, then left over the right. Like this...see? Right over the left, then left over the right.
[19:26] *** Next, Reisen is walking Tewi through the process of how to properly make her bunk.
[19:29] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> Like this...keep that crease at four inches. And don't ever forget this...the trick to the four-inch length rule is to use your index finger.
[19:30] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> The distance from the tip of your index finger to your knuckle is roughly four inches. Go by that, and you'll fall within the "four inch" range more often than not. Often enough that Hartman shouldn't get angry with you.
[19:33] *** The next scene is at the obstacle course, where Reisen and Tewi are at the top of the big log ladder that gave Tewi so much trouble last time.
[19:36] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> That's it. First one leg over...then the next. Just throw it over. Careful, set it down firmly. Then put your weight down on it.
[19:37] * Tewi Inaba copies Reisen, and FINALLY manages to start climbing down.
[19:37] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> There you go. You did it.
[19:39] *** Finally, they're all back at the gunnery range, sitting down while other trainees are firing away at distant targets.
[19:40] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> The deadliest weapon in the world...
[19:43] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> ..IS A MOON-RABBIT AND HIS OR HER RIFLE!! It is your killer instinct that must be harnessed.
[19:44] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> If you expect to survive in combat. Your rifle is only a tool. It is a hard heart that kills!
[19:45] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> If your killer instincts are not clean and strong, you will hesitate at the moment of truth. You will not kill!
[19:45] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> You will become DEAD Moon-Rabbits! And then you will be in a world of s[BLEEP]t.
[19:46] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> Because Moon-Rabbits of the Lunar Assault Corps are not allowed to die without permission!
[19:46] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> Do you bunnies understand?!
[19:47] <Assembled Moon-Rabbits> SIR, YES, SIR!
[19:47] *** The next scene shows everyone jogging in formation, with the Gunny keeping up easily.
[19:48] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> I love working for Auntie Ran! She lets me know just who I am!
[19:49] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> One two three four! Lunar Realm Assault Corps!
[19:49] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> One two three four! I love Assault Corps!
[19:50] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> My corps!
[19:50] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> Your corps!
[19:51] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> Our corps!
[19:51] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> ASSAULT CORPS!
[19:52] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> I don't know but I've been told!
[19:53] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> Yukari Yakumo is mighty old!
[19:54] *** Finally, everyone is back at the barracks, getting ready to turn in for the night. Except there's ONE last inspection for hygiene.
[19:55] *** Everyone is standing atop their footlockers in just their underwear while the Gunny slowly goes down the line, inspecting everyones hands and feet.
[19:55] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> Trim those nails.
[19:55] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> Toe-jam. Loosen up your boots a little.
[19:55] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> Pop that blister.
[19:56] * Gunnery Sergeant Hartman passes by Tewi and stops.
[19:56] * Gunnery Sergeant Hartman looks down and starts to scowl.
[19:57] * Gunnery Sergeant Hartman takes a step forward and goes down to the footlocker NEXT to Tewi. The lock is undone.
[19:57] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> Jesus H. Christ. PRIVATE PUDGY!! WHY IS YOUR FOOTLOCKER UNLOCKED?!?!
[19:58] <Tewi Inaba> >:3
[19:58] <Ringo> O___O;
[19:58] <Ringo> Sir, I don't know, sir!
[19:59] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> Private Pudgy, if there is one thing in this world I hate it is an unlocked footlocker! You know that, right?!
[20:00] <Ringo> SIR, YES, SIR! >___<;
[20:01] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> If it wasn't for carrot-brains like you, there'd be no thievery in the world, would there?!
[20:02] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> Are you TRYING to get raider by a certain sneak-thief witch?!
[20:02] <Ringo> Sir, no, sir! >___<;
[20:02] <Ringo> Sir, I don't know HOW my footlocker became unlocked, sir!
[20:03] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> Get down!
[20:03] * Ringo quickly gets off her footlocker.
[20:04] * Gunnery Sergeant Hartman opens her footlocker and starts emptying the contents on the floor. "NOW LET'S JUST SEE IF THERE'S ANYTHING MISSING!"
[20:04] * Gunnery Sergeant Hartman freezes as he sees...IT.
[20:04] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> Holy Jesus...
[20:05] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> What is that?! WHAT the F[BLEEP]K is THAT?!?!
[20:06] * Gunnery Sergeant Hartman holds up a bundle that's wrapped in waxed paper.
[20:06] <Ringo > Sir, a rice ball, sir!
[20:06] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> A rice ball, you say?
[20:06] <Ringo > Sir, yes, sir!! >___<;;
[20:07] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> Well, where did you get it?!
[20:07] <Ringo > Sir, from the mess hall, sir!
[20:07] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> Is food allowed in the barracks, Pudgy?!
[20:07] <Ringo > Sir, no, sir!!
[20:08] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> Are you allowed to eat rice balls, Private Pudgy?
[20:08] <Ringo > Sir, no, sir!!
[20:09] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> And why not, Private Pudgy?
[20:09] <Ringo > Sir, because you think I'm too heavy, sir!
[20:10] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> Because you are twenty pounds OVER the maximum weight range set by the Commandant of the Lunar Assault Corps and you are unable to wear standard issue Assault Corps gear the way you are now!!
[20:12] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> If you got sent into the war zone you'd be unable to wear standard-issue body armor and would therefore likely to get yourself KILLED. Because the Rising Floof will DEFINITELY have an easier time taking YOU out!
[20:13] * Gunnery Sergeant Hartman unwraps the waxed paper bundle.
[20:14] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> Now, why did you hide a rice ball wrapped in BACON STRIPS in your footlocker!>
[20:15] <Ringo > Sir, because I was hungry, sir... T___T
[20:16] * Gunnery Sergeant Hartman turns away and starts to slowly walk down the aisle.
[20:16] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> Private Pudgy has dishonored HERSELF and dishonored the platoon!
[20:17] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> I have tried to help her, but I have failed!
[20:17] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> I have failed because YOU have not helped ME!
[20:18] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> You people have not given Private Pudgy the proper motivation! SO! From now on, whenever anyone f[BLEEP]ks up, I will NOT punish the one who messes up.
[20:19] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> I will punish the REST OF YOU!!! And the way I see it, Bunnies, is YOU OWE ME FOR ONE BACON-WRAPPED RICE BALL!!!!
[20:20] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> Now get on your faces!!!
[20:21] *** Everyone drops down to the floor and gets into push-up position. Except for Ringo who's still standing at Attention.
[20:21] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> Open your mouth!
[20:21] <Ringo > XO
[20:21] * Gunnery Sergeant Hartman shoves the rice ball in. "They're paying for it. You eat it!!"
[20:22] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> Now...EXERCISE!!!
[20:23] * Gunnery Sergeant Hartman walks away while the rest of the Moon-Rabbits start counting off push-ups.
[20:23] * Ringo just slowly eats her rice ball in shame. T____T
[20:23] *** Meanwhile, Tewi keeps grinning as she cranks out the push-ups along with everyone else.
[20:23] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> >:/
[20:24] * Reisen Udongein Inaba looks up and over at Ringo.
[20:25] * Ringo becomes aware of Reisen looking at her.
[20:25] * Reisen Udongein Inaba looks at Ringo, then c[BLEEP]ks her head towards Tewi.
[20:25] <Ringo > ???
[20:25] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> >:(
[20:25] * Reisen Udongein Inaba motions at Tewi again.
[20:26] <Ringo > !!!
[20:27] *** The scene fades out, switching to the barracks late at night. The lights are all off, except for what's coming in through the windows.
[20:27] *** There's ominous music, and the camera is pointed at an empty bunk.
[20:30] *** There's a towel laid out across the top of a bed, and someone places a Go-Pro wireless camera in the middle of the towel, then folds the sides over it, then wraps it around the camera and grips the whole bundle tightly.
[20:30] *** The owner then swings the bundled-up towel like a club, smacking the mattress twice.
[20:31] * Reisen Udongein Inaba is lying in bed. Hers is directly underneath Tewi's.
[20:31] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> o__o
[20:32] * Reisen Udongein Inaba carefully and silently gets up out of her bed and stands up.
[20:32] * Tewi Inaba is fast aasleep.
[20:33] * Ringo is awake and watching.
[20:33] * Seiran is watching, too
[20:33] <Reisen-2> o___o
[20:33] <Doremy Sweet> o__o
[20:34] *** All four of them carefully and silently get out of their beds and come over, carrying a blanket and a towel with them.
[20:35] *** They slowly drape the blanket over Tewi while Ringo climbs up a few steps of the bunkbed to lean over Tewi a little with the sock.
[20:36] *** They pull down HARD on the blanket while Ringo gags Tewi with the towel!
[20:36] * Tewi Inaba wakes up immediately!!
[20:37] *** The ENTIRE recruit platoon LEAPS out of their beds and rush over, ALL of them clutching towel-clubs, and ALL of them are wrapped around the dozens of minicams and smartphones that Tewi had hidden all over the base!!!
[20:38] <Tewi Inaba> O_____O
[20:40] *** Everyone starts SMACKING and WHACKING Tewi in the torso with towels wrapped around her OWN recording equipment! HER LIVESTREAMING SCHEME HAS BEEN BUSTED!!!!
[20:41] * Tewi Inaba tries to cry out, but her screams are muffled by Ringo's towel, and the blanket is keeping her pinned!
[20:45] *** EVERYONE rushes up to Tewi's and Reisen's bunk and starts giving Tewi at least two or three whacks, then move away, until EVERYONE gets a turn hitting her.
[20:45] <Tewi Inaba> >______________<;
[20:45] <Ringo> D:<
[20:46] * Reisen Udongein Inaba is just hanging back. <__<;
[20:46] <Ringo> Do it, Reisen!
[20:47] <Tewi Inaba> O__O;;
[20:48] <Tewi Inaba> Nuh-nuh-nuh!! nuh-rsen! Dnnt!
[20:49] <Ringo> Do it! She's caused you just as much trouble as everyone else!
[20:50] <Tewi Inaba> Plssss nuh!!!!! T___T
[20:50] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> >:[
[20:51] * Reisen Udongein Inaba gives Tewi TWICE as many whacks as everyone else was giving her!!!
[20:52] * Reisen Udongein Inaba ducks back underneath Tewi's bunk.
[20:54] <Ringo> Remember, this is just a bad dream, you TokTik'er s[BLEEP]t-kicker.
[20:54] <Ringo> And if we get a hint of you even taking even PHOTOGRAPHS of us, the next bad dream you have will be ten times WORSE!
[20:55] * Ringo rushes off!
[20:57] * Tewi Inaba is left alone in her top-bunk, whimpering and writhing in pain.
[20:57] <Tewi Inaba> Owwww! OOOOWWWWW!!!! T___T
[20:58] * Reisen Udongein Inaba just lays in her bottom-bunk and just stares up, frowning and fuming silently.
[20:58] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> Little troublemaker.
[20:59] *** The scene switches to outside. It's morning, and the recruit platoon has assembled on the field to begun rifle presentation drill.
[21:03] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> Do we love our beloved Corps, bunnies?
[21:05] <Assembled Moon-Rabbits> SEMPER FI! DO OR DIE! GUNG-HO! GUNG-HO! GUNG-HO!
[21:05] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> What makes the grass grow~?
[21:05] <Assembled Moon-Rabbits> BLOOD! BLOOD! BLOOD!
[21:06] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> What do we do for a living, bunnies~?
[21:07] <Assembled Moon-Rabbits> BEAT THE FLUFF! BEAT THE FLUFF! BEAT THE FLUFF!!!
[21:07] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> I can't hear you~!
[21:08] <Assembled Moon-Rabbits> BEAT THE FLUFF! BEAT THE FLUFF! BEAT THE FLUFF!
[21:09] *** Meanwhile, the camera zooms in slowly on Tewi, who's just staring ahead like a zombie. She's not saying anything or reacting in any way. Just staring blankly ahead.
[21:12] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> Bulls[BLEEP]t, I still can't hear you!
[21:13] <Assembled Moon-Rabbits> BEAT THE FLUFF! BEAT THE FLUFF! BEAT THE FLUFF!
[21:15] *** The scene switches back to the Barracks, where everyone is busy disassembling, cleaning, and reassembling their rifles.
[21:16] * Reisen Udongein Inaba is diligently working away at her own gun.
[21:16] <Tewi Inaba> It's been swabbed and brushed...everything...
[21:17] <Tewi Inaba> clean...beautiful...
[21:17] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> >___>
[21:18] * Tewi Inaba puts the bolt slide receiver into the slide guide. "so that it slides perfectly."
[21:18] <Tewi Inaba> everything clean...oiled...
[21:18] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> >__>
[21:19] <Tewi Inaba> So that your action is beautiful
[21:20] *** The next scene has all of th recruits cleaning the entire barracks room while the UMP Corporals watch them all like hawks for ANY oversight or stray bit of dirt.
[21:21] * Reisen Udongein Inaba is in the bathroom with Ringo, mopping the floor.
[21:21] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> Tewi is talking to her rifle now.
[21:22] <Ringo> ......Yup.
[21:22] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> I don't think she can hack it anymore.
[21:22] <Ringo> I think she's a Section-8 now.
[21:23] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> That doesn't surprise me.
[21:24] <Ringo> Do you think she's going to cause any more trouble for us?
[21:25] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> Hope not.
[21:25] <Ringo> How'd you figure it out? About the minicams?
[21:26] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> Little things that didn't make sense. It was like she was TRYING to fail sometimes.
[21:26] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> Then I saw her expression when Hartman gigged you for that rice-ball and it all made sense.
[21:27] <Ringo> Little ba[BLEEP]rd/
[21:28] <Ringo> We're having a hard enough time as it is. We don't need wannabe Vtubers trying to "make content" and making things ten times harder for the rest of us.
[21:28] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> She'd probably say she's just trying to make money.
[21:29] <Ringo> Yeah, right. She wasn't paying ME at all. We should toss HER to the Foxes.
[21:31] *** The scene fades to black.
[21:31] *** AND PAUSE!!
[21:32] *** That's all the time I have for tonight since I have a few things I need to take care of.
[21:33] *** We WILL pick this up again on SUNDAY at the same time as today (1900 hours Chatbox time)
[21:38] *** Until then, take care and thank you for joining.


[23:39] <@spiritflame> Current Location is: Inside the Castle Mk LVI?????
[23:40] *** D. Kakaku has turned their sound on
[23:40] * D. Kakaku has stuck his face through the hole.
[23:41] *** Reeducation Chamber has joined #suburbansenshi3
[23:41] <@spiritflame> konbanwa Reeducation Chamber
[23:43] *** There is what seems to be a monitor floating about 3 feet in front of D.Kakaku's face. It simply displays the words, "Trust Me."
[23:43] *** the tunnel D.Kakaku crawled through to get here constricts, and holds him tightly.
[23:43] <D. Kakaku> ugh!
[23:44] <Reeducation Chamber> Trust Me.
[23:45] <Reeducation Chamber Visual Display> Time is 23:44
[23:45] <Reeducation Chamber Visual Display> Rest is most beneficial activity.
[23:46] <Reeducation Chamber Visual Display> Hungry?
[23:46] <Reeducation Chamber Visual Display> Thirsty?
[23:46] <D. Kakaku> yeah
[23:48] <Reeducation Chamber Visual Display> Sedation method: 1) Gas inhalation* 2) Oral medication, in food
[23:48] <Reeducation Chamber Visual Display> Chose in 59
[23:48] <Reeducation Chamber Visual Display> 58
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[23:48] <Reeducation Chamber Visual Display> 53
[23:48] <D. Kakaku> in food
[23:48] <Reeducation Chamber Visual Display> 52
[23:48] *** there is a pleasant "Ding" noise.
[23:49] *** slice of pizza is extended toward D.Kakaku's face slowly.
[23:49] *** milkshake straw is extended toward D.Kakaku's face.
[23:49] * D. Kakaku opens his mouth.
[23:50] *** Brownie is extended toward D.Kakaku's face.
[23:50] *** The mechanical apparatus feeds D.Kakaku slowly, at predictable intervals, and as soon as he feels he would prefer a drink, there is water or milkshake or soda available. He's fed all his favorite foods.
[23:51] *** Napkin wipes D.Kakaku's mouth.
[23:52] <Reeducation Chamber Visual Display> You will lose consciousness in 4 minutes.
[23:52] <D. Kakaku> alright
[23:52] <Reeducation Chamber Visual Display> Please relax.
[23:53] * D. Kakaku starts to relax, being so itty, bitty tiny inside this suit.
[23:53] *** D. Kakaku starts to feel warmer, and fuzzy-headed.
[23:53] * D. Kakaku slowly blinks his eyes
[23:54] <Reeducation Chamber Visual Display> Thought logged for reeducation. Please relax. You will lose consciousness in 2 minutes.
[23:55] * D. Kakaku relaxes.
[23:55] *** As D.Kakaku starts to feel woozy, and his sight begins to blur, a mechanical extension, holding headphones that look a LOT like Liza's/Elizas, appears and stretches out. The headphones are placed on D.Kakaku's head.
[23:56] *** D. Kakaku feels profoundly sleepy and relaxed, and loses consciousness.
[23:57] * D. Kakaku has lost consciousness


[17:41] * Chamber inside Castle Mk LVI keeps D. Kakaku on a steady stream of various types of sedation as long as Liza Suminaka-Sunrise is awake, so that her ability to alter the probability of what happens doesn't come into play.
[17:45] *** the Castle Mk LVI administers anesthetic to Eliza throughout the day, and briefly allows D. Kakaku to mostly resume consciousness as it does so.
[17:45] * Chamber inside Castle Mk LVI is ready for D. Kakaku each time he awakens during the times Liza is rendered unconscious.
[17:48] * Chamber inside Castle Mk LVI keeps D. Kakaku fed, hydrated, and sanitized as it continues to titrate his level of consciousness.
[17:50] * D. Kakaku looks around in the chamber, wonderingn what sorts of new amenities have popped up.
[17:50] * Chamber inside Castle Mk LVI DOES NOT look like the area where he fell asleep before.
[17:51] <D. Kakaku> mmmmm?
[17:51] * D. Kakaku begins walking around
[17:52] *** It quickly becomes apparent that D. Kakaku cannot move his arms or legs.
[17:52] *** it seems he's restrained in a hospital room of white and blue, with most of his body inside a strange-looking worm-like tube.
[17:52] <D. Kakaku> ehhhh, hmmm?
[17:53] *** some goggles are quickly placed over D. Kakaku's eyes, and the room turns into the tunnel he was in earlier again. Everthing is fine.
[17:54] <Chamber inside Castle Mk LVI> Words flash in front of D.Kakaku's eyes. "Did you enter, and subject yourself to this treatment, largely in the hope that your desires would be satisfied?"
[17:56] * D. Kakaku thinks on it, then nods a bit.
[17:58] <Reeducation Chamber> This was expected. However, to residents here, the fulfilment of prurient desires is far from the primary objectived, which are safety and stability, whether mental, social, or physical.
[17:59] <Reeducation Chamber> Carnality is attended in passing, when indicated by symptoms, or otherwise necessary for health.
[18:00] <Reeducation Chamber> It was unfortunate that you will be disappointed by what happens to you here, but your responses and patterns make it clear that it needs to. Please understand that the proceeding psychological conditioning cannot fully be made pleasant, but it will be made as painless as possible.
[18:01] <Reeducation Chamber> Please open yourself and embrace it as much as possible. Though it is necessarily unpleasant, it is done strictly with the goal of providing you a safer and better life.
[18:02] <D. Kakaku> may I... live here?
[18:03] <Reeducation Chamber> You do not require this, and thus that is not why you are here.
[18:04] <Reeducation Chamber> You are here because 1) you take substantial risks, many times without fully considering consequences, and 2) becaue you wished to accept the STRONGLY RECOMMENDED Behavior Modification/Intervention/"Brainwashing"/Aversion Therapy to minimize likelihood of maiming/death.
[18:04] <Reeducation Chamber> Does that scare you?
[18:05] <D. Kakaku> yes, it scares me a bit.
[18:07] <Reeducation Chamber> Understandable, but consider much that you have heared about it or seen it referenced applies to instances when 1) it was carried out by an actor that lacked the necessary skill 2) was done without regard to helping the recipient 3) took place in a story where it going wrong was a plot point.
[18:08] <Reeducation Chamber> That will not happen here. There is a TARDIS' worth of equipment and experience and precedent. The mental modifications you will be subject to will not fail, are for your own benefit, and will be carried out in a manner to minimize unnecessary trauma or discomfort.
[18:10] <Reeducation Chamber> Does this make you feel better?
[18:10] <D. Kakaku> yes
[18:11] <Reeducation Chamber> After the scheduled psychological alteration, you should find it much easier to make many choices that minimize harm.
[18:12] <Reeducation Chamber> Negative association therapy is relatively straightforward. The portions not required that you recall can easily be erased from your conscious mind, but I will not alter the mental area responsible for storing this conversation as a memory, unless circumstances strongly indicate its necessity.
[18:14] <Reeducation Chamber> There is no need to take extravagant steps, as your intercession will be a simple case. Are you familiar with classical conditioning?
[18:14] <D. Kakaku> yes, I am
[18:15] <D. Kakaku> does this place have VR or holodeck?
[18:16] <Reeducation Chamber> Such things are appropriately basic, but do not concern yourself with what you will be subjected to. This reeducation chamber has all that is necessary. Approximately 80% of a typical human's decision-making process is subconscious.
[18:16] <Reeducation Chamber> Thus, it is only necessary to train your subconcious to do what is required.
[18:17] <D. Kakaku> okay
[18:18] *** The headphones tighten around D.Kakaku's head.
[18:19] <Reeducation Chamber> A metal circle that looks almost like a collar, with IV feeds and needles intersecting with it lowers from the ceiling, and clamps itself around D.Kakaku's neck.
[18:19] <Reeducation Chamber> ^
[18:19] *** ^^
[18:19] <Reeducation Chamber> I'm going to start you on amnesiacs soon. As I said, it is only your subconscious that needs to be trained. Please try to relax and accept it. I will give you a better life.
[18:20] *** The needles stick into D. Kakaku's neck, and he can see bubbles traveling up the lines as the drugs enter the blood vessels in his neck.
[18:22] *** A breathing mask with lots of hoses attached to it comes into D. Kakaku's field of view. His restraints slowly tighten so he cannot move, and then the mask covers his nose and mouth, requiring him to breathe through it.
[18:23] *** soft buzzing noises are played through D. Kakaku's headphones, on one side, then another, and continuing to alternate.
[18:23] * D. Kakaku breathes in, and out.
[18:24] * Reeducation Chamber starts slowly pumping gas into his air supply that makes him increasingly trusting, submissive, and relaxed.
[18:25] * Reeducation Chamber increases the feed of amnesia-inducing drugs to block the memory of the next part.
[18:26] * Reeducation Chamber continues to restrain and sedate D.Kakaku, carefully curb his awareness.
[18:27] <D. Kakaku> mmmm, mmmm.
[18:28] *** A picture appears before D. Kakaku's eyes of Liza Suminaka-Sunrise appears in her armorsuit, the Castle Mk LVI where Daniel is, and a HORRIBLE smell comes through the mask into his nose.
[18:29] * D. Kakaku recoils a bit at the scent, what is it of?
[18:30] *** A scent formulated to be maximally unplesant to humans, which for a standard human contains the sence of excrement, cellular decay, rotten food, and afterbirth. The smell gets stronger and stronger and worse and worse.
[18:31] * Reeducation Chamber continues to up the sedation level to dim D. Kakaku's awareness, and he begins to feel on the very verge of passing out. Every time an images is displayed to him, the smell returns, or feedback comes through the headphones, but the drugs keep flowing, and he gets sleepier and sleepier.
[18:33] <D. Kakaku> mmmm, hmmmm
[18:34] * Reeducation Chamber continues to dial down D. Kakaku's conscious awareness, but unlike the other times he has been anesthetized, it seems like he just CAN'T pass out. The smell is increasingly terrible, seems to be all he can be aware of while it is present, and there's no method to escape it.
[18:35] <D. Kakaku> mmmmph
[18:36] * Reeducation Chamber increases the amnesia-feed to ensure that D. Kakaku cannot consciously recall this process, and continues to psychologically condition him.
[18:37] *** D. Kakaku's brainwaves are recorded so that the extent of the progress is clear, and monitors his vital signs to not cause him harm, occasionally upping the feed or injecting enough tranquilizers to knock him out, but in D. Kakaku's twilight, the procedure continues.
[18:39] <D. Kakaku> mmhmmmm.
[18:39] * D. Kakaku nods slowly
[18:40] * Reeducation Chamber keeps on applying negative stimuli in partnership with the behavior to be discouraged, while keeping his body restrained and maintaining the feed of drugs.
[18:40] * Reeducation Chamber gets rid of the image that D.Kakaku is where he thought he was, after he's too out to consciously remember it anymore.
[18:42] *** the Castle Mk LVI detects that Liza will soon awaken, and needs to, and that the chances of success during the experiment don't need to be altered, so it gives D. Kakaku a full induction dose of anesthetic to knock him out before allowing Liza to wake up.
[18:44] * Reeducation Chamber elects to halt the stimulation bombardment after D.Kakaku's brain is fully unconsious, for now, since Liza is awakening, and it doesn't take chances. It prepares to resume the procedure again, as soon as she must sleep.
[18:44] * Reeducation Chamber is away: Hour 1 of ???


[11:28] * Reeducation Chamber continues to subject D.Kakaku to psychological conditioning whenever Liza is asleep. He spends all of the morning and all of the night in a twilight state,, being administered constantly changing concentrations of sedative/hypnotics, amnesiacs, mnemonics, paralytics, dissociative, and tear gas.


[20:30] * Castle MK LVI carefully allows D.Kakaku to regain full consciousness.
[20:33] <Words Floating in Front of D. Kakaku> You've have a break for a little while. Do you feel okay. Are you sore anywhere? Don't try to move. If you cannot feel your body yet, there is no need to panic.
[20:35] <Words Floating in Front of D. Kakaku> If you cannot talk yet, that is okay too. You cannot see or hear or smell anything because of where you are, not because there is anything wrong. Are you feeling okay?
[20:38] <Words Floating in Front of D. Kakaku> The next step won't begin until you have clearly recovered. Just relax.
[20:57] * D. Kakaku has regained consciousness
[21:00] *** It's clear to D. Kakaku that he's weightless. Either in space, or suspended in a liquid. There's something wrapped tightly around his head, and his body feels sluggish.
[21:00] <D. Kakaku> ughhhh.
[21:00] <Words Floating in Front of D. Kakaku> Rest. Nothing bad will happen to you while you are here.
[21:01] * D. Kakaku tries moving a bit, then rests a bit.
[21:01] <Words Floating in Front of D. Kakaku> This isn't a treatment room or quarantine or anything like that. It's to let your body regain homeostasis.
[21:01] *** it feels like every part of his body is free-floating, but it's hard to move very far or long in any direction, like rubber bands are attached to everything.
[21:02] <D. Kakaku> okay.
[21:03] <D. Kakaku> how long should I be here for?
[21:04] <Words Floating in Front of D. Kakaku> Don't worry about it. You will be fine.
[21:05] <D. Kakaku> once I regain homeostasis, are the other rooms available to explore?
[21:14] <Words Floating in Front of D. Kakaku> No.
[21:14] <Words Floating in Front of D. Kakaku> The goal was to get you in the most comfortable environment to begin.
[21:14] <Words Floating in Front of D. Kakaku> You chose that one.
[21:15] <Words Floating in Front of D. Kakaku> Just relax.
[21:15] * D. Kakaku nods and relaxes
[22:17] * D. Kakaku has relaxed as calm as can be.
[22:38] *** A light blinks softly in D. Kakaku's right eye.
[22:39] *** A light blinks softly in D. Kakaku's left eye.
[22:39] * D. Kakaku looks into the blinking lights.
[22:40] *** the right eye and left eye blink in a slow rhythm, and D. Kakaku can hear a soft humming sound from all around him--it might be coming through headphones or something--he still feels underwater.
[22:41] * D. Kakaku hums to the humming for a bit.
[22:41] <Words Floating in Front of D. Kakaku> Choose general anesthesia delivery method: 1) gas inhalation 2) sedative ingestion via drink
[22:43] * D. Kakaku chooses #1
[22:44] *** The lights blink from left to right, back and forth, slowly, and whatever liquid (or space) D. Kakaku is suspended in warms up like a hot bath.
[22:46] *** There's nothing to look at but the lights, or feel but the void; also, after a short while, it seems like there's buzzing or static that D. Kakaku hears. Every time he takes a breath, the buzzing seems to get a little bit louder.
[22:46] <D. Kakaku> mmmm, hmmmmm
[22:47] *** Eventually, it becomes harder to focus on the lights, or the sounds, or anything at all, and the lights get dimmer and dimmer, or perhaps D. Kakaku's eyes are closing.
[22:48] <D. Kakaku> mmmmmph
[22:48] * D. Kakaku 's eyes begin to close.
[22:49] *** The Castle Mk LVI continues to add a tasteless, odorless anesthetic to his breathing supply, until he's fully under, and completely loses conscious awareness.
[22:50] * D. Kakaku eventually does lose consciousness.
[22:50] * Reeducation Chamber resumes psychological alteration. (Hour 010 of ???)


[18:51] * The Cheesykits Projector starts to warm up
[19:02] * The Cheesykits Projector starts to roll!
[19:07] *** Gunnery Sergeant Hartman has joined #suburbansenshi3
[19:07] <@spiritflame> konbanwa Gunnery Sergeant Hartman
[19:07] * Gunnery Sergeant Hartman is standing in front of a set of bleachers, and everyone in the recruit platoon is seated on them.
[19:08] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> Do any of you know who Charles Whitman was?
[19:08] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> None of you dumbasses know? Private Pudgy?
[19:09] <Ringo> Sir! He shot all those people from that tower in Austin, Texas, sir!
[19:10] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> That's affirmative! Charles Whitman killed 12 people froma 28-story observation tower at the University of Texas from distances of up to 400 yards.
[19:10] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> Anybody know who Lee harvey Oswald was?
[19:11] <Reisen-2> Sir! He shot Kennedy, sir!
[19:11] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> That's right. And do you know how far away he was?
[19:12] <Reisen-2> Sir, he wa pretty far, sir! From that book suppository building, sir!
[19:13] *** Everyone laughs at the word "suppository".
[19:14] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> All right, knock it off. 250 feet!
[19:15] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> He was 250 feet away and shooting at a moving target. Oswald got off three rounds with an Italian bolt-action rifle in only six seconds.
[19:15] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> And scored two hits, including a head shot!
[19:16] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> Do any of you people know where these individuals learned how to shoot?
[19:16] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> Private Joker!
[19:17] * Reisen Udongein Inaba stands up
[19:17] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> Sir, in the Marines, sir!
[19:17] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> IN THE MARINES!!!!!!!!!!!
[19:18] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> Outstanding! These individuals showed what one motivated Marine and his rifle can do! And before you bunnies leave here you will ALL be able to do the same thing!!
[19:19] *** Camera-angle: slow closeup of Tewi's face. She's just sitting there, slightly slack-jawed with a vacant expression in her eyes.
[19:21] *** The scene switches back to the barracks, where everyone is standing at attention while Gunnery Sergeant Hartman marches down the rows, singing. And everyone is singing with him.
[19:21] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> Happy birthday to you! Happy birthday to you! Happy birthday, dear Eiren! Happy birthday to you!
[19:22] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> TODAY, IS THE BIRTHDAY OF EIRIN YAGOKORO!!!
[19:23] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> THERE WILL BE A MAGIC SHOW AT 0930!
[19:25] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> CHAPLAIN CHARLIE WILL TELL YOU ABOUT HOW THE LUNAR REALM WILL DEFEAT THE RISING FLOOF WITH THE AID OF THE GODS AND A FEW ASSAULT CORPS!!
[19:26] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> MISS EIRIN LOVES THE ASSAULT CORPS! BECAUSE WE BLOW UP EVERYTHING WE SEE!
[19:27] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> SHE PLAYS HER ROLE AS DOCTOR, AND WE PLAY OURS! TO SHOW OUR APPRECIATION FOR HER POWER AND SKILLS, WE KEEP HER SUPPLIED WITH FRESH PATIENTS!
[19:28] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> EIRIN WAS HERE BEFORE THE ASSAULT CORPS! So you can give your heart to her, BUT YOUR ASS BELONGS TO THE CORPS!!!
[19:29] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> Graduation is only a few days away.
[19:30] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> And the recruits of Platoon 3092 are salty. They are ready to tear apart Yukuris with their own bare hands and ask for seconds.
[19:30] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> The drill instructors are proud to see us growing beyond their control.
[19:31] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> The Assault Corps does not want robots. The Assault Corps wants killers. The Assault Corps wants to build indestructible fighters.
[19:32] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> Men and women without fear.
[19:33] *** The next scene is a collage of the recruits charging across fields and engaging in military drills. They're clearly getting much better. Finally...
[19:33] * Gunnery Sergeant Hartman stands before them all.
[19:33] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> TODAY! You people are no longer maggots. Today, you are members of the Assault Corps!
[19:34] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> You are part of a fellowship. A family. From now on, until the day you die, wherever you are, every Assaulter is your family. Your brother, your sister, your cousin.
[19:35] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> Most of you will go to the Great Forests of Fluffynam.
[19:36] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> Some of you will not come back. But always remember this.
[19:37] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> Assaulters die. That's what we're here for. But the Assault Corps lives forever.
[19:37] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> And that means YOU live forever.
[19:38] * Gunnery Sergeant Hartman starts to read off names from a list.
[19:38] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> Seiran! 0300. Infantry.
[19:38] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> Doremy Sweet! 0300. Infantry.
[19:38] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> Ringo! 0300. Infantry.
[19:40] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> Udongein! 4212... Basic military journalism.
[19:40] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> O___o
[19:41] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> YOU GOTTA BE S[BLEEP]TTING ME, UDONGEIN! YOU THINK YOU'RE A REPORTER?! YOU'RE A KILLER!
[19:41] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> Tewi!!! 0300. Infantry. You made it!
[19:42] *** The scene switches to night inside the barracks, and Reisen is walking slowly through the darkened hallways with a flashlight.
[19:43] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> Our last night on the training base. I draw firewatch.
[19:45] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> What that is, is that some unlucky few have to stay up and patrol the halls for possible fires or other hazards. It's supposed to help us learn how to deal with watch rotations in the field or something.
[19:46] * Reisen Udongein Inaba slowly moves past Hartman's office and room and heads toward the bathroom.
[19:46] * Reisen Udongein Inaba goes inside and shines her light around.
[19:47] *** Tewi Inaba has joined #suburbansenshi3
[19:47] <@spiritflame> konbanwa Tewi Inaba
[19:47] *** Tewi Inaba has joined #suburbansenshi3
[19:47] <@spiritflame> konbanwa Tewi Inaba
[19:47] <Tewi Inaba> - ...Hi ThEre, ReIsEn~! :D -
[19:48] * Tewi Inaba has a DEMENTED expression on her face.
[19:49] * Tewi Inaba is sitting on a toilet with a rifle propped up next to it, a rifle magazine on the tank, and her last smartphone in her hands.
[19:50] *** The camera closes in on the screen. Apparently, Tewi uploaded all of her video onto TokTik, bu got ratioed to HELL AND BACK.
[19:51] *** And some of the comments were harsh.
[19:52] *** Rapi Red-cap - "Those people are there to train, not serve as extras in your movie fantasies."
[19:52] *** SPASSY-Doll - "Your videos are so bad you made me lose my appetite."
[19:53] *** Renpha - "Cadia stands, but your attention whoring sure won't."
[19:54] *** Cirno-⑨ - "Your channel is the WEAKEST."
[19:55] *** Yuugi - "A drunken loli-oni could make a better military movie than you."
[19:56] *** Pride of a Nation - "Your videos are a blight. Please sink yourself."
[19:56] <Tewi Inaba> T_______T
[19:57] * Tewi Inaba puts down the smartphone, takes the magazine, and starts to slowly load rounds into it.
[19:57] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> o___o
[19:58] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> Are those...live rounds?
[19:58] <Tewi Inaba> - Seven. Six. Two. Millimeter. -
[19:59] <Tewi Inaba> - Full. Metal. Jacket. -
[20:00] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> Tewi...if Hartman comes in here and catches us, we'll both be in a world of s[BLEEP]t.
[20:00] <Tewi Inaba> - I AM!!! -
[20:00] <Tewi Inaba> - IN A WORLD!!! -
[20:00] <Tewi Inaba> - OF S[BLEEP]T!!! -
[20:02] * Tewi Inaba suddenly stands up and grabs her rifle. She then starts to do the Presentation Drill.
[20:02] <Tewi Inaba> LEFT SHOULDER, HUT!!
[20:02] <Tewi Inaba> RIGHT SHOULDER, HUT!
[20:02] <Tewi Inaba> LOCK AND LOAD!!
[20:03] * Tewi Inaba LOADS the rifle!
[20:03] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> D:
[20:03] <Tewi Inaba> ORDER, HUT!! THIS IS MY RIFLE, THERE ARE MANY OTHERS LIKE IT BUT THIS ONE IS MINE!!!!!
[20:04] *** Everyone starts waking up because of the commotion, including the Gunnery Sergeant!
[20:04] <Gunney Sergeant Hartman> What is this Mickey Mouse s[BLEEP]t?!?!
[20:05] <Gunney Sergeant Hartman> What in the name of Eirin Knobgobbling Yagokoro are you animals doing in my head??!
[20:06] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> O___O
[20:06] <Gunney Sergeant Hartman> Why is Private Pyle out of her bunk?!
[20:07] <Gunney Sergeant Hartman> Why is Private Pyle holding that weapon?! Why aren't you stomping Private Pyle's guts out?!
[20:08] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> Sir! It is the recruit's duty to inform the senior drill instructor that Private Pyle has a full magazine, and is locked and loaded, sir!!
[20:09] <Gunney Sergeant Hartman> >:(
[20:09] *** Close up of Tewi's deranged face.
[20:09] <Gunney Sergeant Hartman> Now you listen to me, Private Pyle. And listen good.
[20:10] <Gunney Sergeant Hartman> I want that weapon, and I want it now. You will place that weapon on the deck
[20:10] <Gunney Sergeant Hartman> At your feet, and step back away from it.
[20:11] *** Tewi just grins even more crazily.
[20:11] <Gunney Sergeant Hartman> WHAT IS YOUR MAJOR MALFUNCTION, NUMB-NUTS?!?!??!!?
[20:12] <Gunney Sergeant Hartman> DIDN'T MOMMY AND DADDY SHOW YOU ENOUGH ATTENTION WHEN YOU WERE A CHILD???!
[20:13] * Tewi Inaba SHOOTS Gunnery Sergeant Hartman!!!!
[20:14] *** The bullet strikes the Gunnery Sergeant in the middle of the chest! Chunky red liquid EXPLODES out of the wound and geysers in the air as he falls, spraying both Tewi and Reisen!!
[20:14] <~> Yaaaaaaaaaaaaay! Squib-load go boom!
[20:16] <~> We load it with Amatriciana this time!
[20:17] <~> Ooooo! We have that before?
[20:17] <~> Noppa! new sause!
[20:18] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> D:
[20:18] <Tewi Inaba> >:D
[20:19] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> Easy, Tewi! Go easy, man!
[20:20] <Tewi Inaba> >:D
[20:20] <Tewi Inaba> :D
[20:20] <Tewi Inaba> :O
[20:20] <Tewi Inaba> :/
[20:21] * Tewi Inaba just seems to deflate. She sits down on the toilet, pauses for a moment, then puts the stock of the rifle onto the ground and leans forward.
[20:21] * Tewi Inaba sticks the barrel into her mouth.
[20:21] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[20:22] *** The scene cuts just outside the doorway, and.........
[20:22] *** CLICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[20:22] <Tewi Inaba> O____________O
[20:23] * Reisen Udongein Inaba is almost immediately joined by the entire recruit platoon as they STORM into the bathroom and DOGPILE onto Tewi, knocking her down, ripping the rifle away, and pinning her down to floor.
[20:24] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> Sir?! SIR??!?!?!
[20:24] * Reisen Udongein Inaba drops down beside the Gunnery Sergeant, who amazingly is just barely clinging to life.
[20:25] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> ...proud...she's a killer now...
[20:25] * Gunnery Sergeant Hartman dies
[20:31] * Gunnery Sergeant Hartman 's ghost slowly sits up, and is escorted away by several Spirit-Foxes!
[20:35] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> D:
[20:37] *** The scene slowly fades out, and THIS SONG starts to play as the scene transitions into a street out in the Human Village of Gensokyo!!
[20:39] *** The Village still has a very strong Late Tokugawa-era Japanese town feel, with a mix of dirt and gravel roads and stone-paved streets. People are going around on foot and on simple bicycles, with some draft horses pulling carts.
[20:42] *** AND LOOK WHO'S WHO'S WALKING DOWN THE STREET TO THE BEAT OF THE MUSIC!!!!
[20:42] *** Kagerou Imaizumi has joined #suburbansenshi3
[20:42] <@spiritflame> konbanwa Kagerou Imaizumi
[20:43] <Kagerou Imaizumi> ^___^
[20:44] * Kagerou Imaizumi is slowly making her way up to a cafe where Reisen and Reisen-2 are sitting at a table, dressed in field military uniforms.
[20:45] <Kagerou Imaizumi> (Engrish) Hey baby! You got girlfriend, Fluffynam?
[20:46] <Reisen-2> O___o
[20:46] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> Not just this minute! :D
[20:47] * Kagerou Imaizumi is wearing her usual clothes VERY loosely, and her tail is out and looking FLUFFY!
[20:48] <Kagerou Imaizumi (Engrish)> Well, baby! Me so fluffy! Me so FLUFFY! Me fluff you long time!
[20:48] <Kagerou Imaizumi (Engrish)> You party?
[20:48] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> Yeah, we might party!
[20:49] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> How much?
[20:49] <Kagerou Imaizumi (Engrish)> Fifteen dollar?
[20:49] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> Fifteen dollars for both of us?
[20:49] * Reisen-2 is just mesmerized by the TAIL. :O
[20:50] <Kagerou Imaizumi (Engrish)> Each!
[20:50] <Kagerou Imaizumi (Engrish)> Me floof you long time!
[20:50] <Kagerou Imaizumi (Engrish)> Me so fluffy!!!
[20:50] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> Fifteen dollar too boo-koo! Five dollars each!
[20:51] <Kagerou Imaizumi (Engrish)> Me give tail-pats long time!! Me love you too much!
[20:51] * Kagerou Imaizumi (Engrish) spins around slowly and brushs her tail lightly against Reisen-2's face.
[20:51] <Reisen-2> :O~
[20:52] <Reisen-2> So soft~!
[20:52] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> Five dollars is all my mom allows me to spend.
[20:52] <Kagerou Imaizumi (Engrish)> Okay! Ten dollar each!
[20:53] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> What do we get for ten dollars?
[20:53] * Kagerou Imaizumi (Engrish) grins, turns around, and lays her tail against Reisen-2's face, fully covering her head.
[20:53] <Kagerou Imaizumi (Engrish)> Me fluff you LONG-TIME!
[20:54] * Reisen-2 is now taking a BUNCH of pictures.
[20:54] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> Well, you feel like spending some of your hard-earned money? :D
[20:55] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> You know, half of these youkai-girls are actually part of the Rising Floof here. The other half are just crazy-insane,
[20:56] *** Someone starts coming up behind Reisen-2. Once they get close enough, Reisen-2's camera is GRABBED!!!!
[20:57] *** Marisa Kirisame has joined #suburbansenshi3
[20:57] <@spiritflame> konbanwa Marisa Kirisame
[20:57] *** Marisa Kirisame has joined #suburbansenshi3
[20:57] <@spiritflame> konbanwa Marisa Kirisame
[20:57] * Marisa Kirisame SNATCHES the camera out of Reisen-2's hands and RUNS for it!
[20:58] * Marisa Kirisame runs over to where Alice Margatroid is waiting on a hovering Witch-broom and tosses it to her!
[21:00] * Marisa Kirisame spins back around and with a LOUD scream, she performs a variety of martial arts moves that Bruce Lee himself would be impressed by.
[21:01] * yells and jumps around, making a few clumsy kicks and punches in return.
[21:01] <Kagerou Imaizumi (Engrish)> :O
[21:01] * Reisen Udongein Inaba is NOT trained in martial arts.
[21:01] * Marisa Kirisame flips off Reisen, jumps onto the back of the broom, and she and Alice fly off.
[21:02] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> HAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
[21:02] <Reisen-2> ...there goes all of the photos I've taken today.... T___T
[21:03] *** AND PAUSE HERE FOR THE NIGHT! We shall continue the event TOMORROW NIGHT.
[21:04] *** Until then, everyone take care and I hope you all had fun.


[22:14] * Reeducation Chamber continues to administer all of the necessary medications, and performing the necessary tests, to ensure that D. Kakaku remains in a stupor.
[19:22] * Reeducation Chamber continues to maintain custody of D. Kakaku for another day, running tests about the things that are wrong, and refining the way he perceives the world during the time he's not being put under or kept under.
[21:48] * Reeducation Chamber pumps D. Kakaku full of *even more* drugs, to ensure he is fully unconscious while Liza is walking around awake.
[21:55] * Reeducation Chamber cuts back on D. Kakaku's drug input, as Liza is now being put to sleep, as this is a medical emergency.


[13:05] * Castle MK LVI feeds D. Kakaku more drugs than it has at any point, to ensure that he's 100% under and unconscious.
[13:10] * D. Kakaku is pretty much very unconscious at this point.
[13:11] * Castle MK LVI keeps adding drugs, "pretty much" is not enough.


[18:59] * The Cheesykits Projector starts to warm up
[19:04] *** The scene begins with a final image of the Human Village and Reisen and Reisen-2 walking away from it.
[19:05] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> Did you see the moves that Marisa had on her! XD
[19:05] <Reisen-2> Yeah...and she got away with my camera. ~___~;
[19:08] * Reisen Udongein Inaba and Reisen-2 are quickly moving towards what looks like a fortified area built up near the edge of the Magic Forest. Tanks are positioned in various places, with their weapons pointed at the trees. In a distance, a helicopter is approaching to land inside the base's perimeter.
[19:09] *** Welcome to Lunar Assault Corps Base Gah Dang It.
[19:10] <Reisen-2> You know what really pissed me off about these people in Gensokyo?
[19:11] <Reisen-2> We're supposed to be helping them, and they s[BLEEP]t all over us.
[19:12] <Reisen-2> I just can't understand that.
[19:12] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> Don't take it too hard. The Lunarians and the people here don't have a good history.
[19:13] <Reisen-2> I hate being here at Gah Dang It. I want to go out into the field. I want to Face the Floof.
[19:14] <Reisen-2> We've been here for months now and all we do its take pictures at award ceremonies.
[19:16] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> If you get wasted out there it would all be MY fault.
[19:17] <Reisen-2> Please/ TENGUS can do my job. I want to get into the s[BLEEP]t. I want to fight the Rising Floof.
[19:18] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> If you get Floofed, your parents will find me when I rotate back home and beat the s[BLEEP]t out of me.
[19:23] *** The scene switches to inside an office, where Reisen, Reisen-2, and other reporter-rabbits are seated at a table with none other than...
[19:25] *** M4A1 has joined #suburbansenshi3
[19:25] <@spiritflame> konbanwa M4A1
[19:26] * M4A1 is looking over a bunch of reports.
[19:26] <M4A1> Anybody got anything new we can report that ISN'T bad?
[19:27] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> Rumor has it that the Kit Ceasefire will be cancelled.
[19:28] <M4A1> Rear echelon paranoia.
[19:29] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> Intelligence says that Fluffy might try to pull something big during Kit.
[19:30] <M4A1> They say the same thing every year. I wouldn't lose any sleep over it. The Kit Holiday is like the Fourth of July, Christmas, and New Years all rolled into one.'
[19:33] <M4A1> Every Kitsune and Kumiho in Gensokyo will be bangings drums, howling at the moon, visiting dead ancestors, and creating new descendents.
[19:34] * M4A1 clears away some of her reports. "Right! Princess Kaguya is coming for a visit next week. I want someone to be there with her and stick with her for a few days.
[19:35] <M4A1> Reisen-2, you can have the assignment.
[19:35] <Reisen-2> Huh?
[19:36] <M4A1> Get us some good low-angle stuff. Don't be too obvious, but I want to see confirmation of just what kind of panties she wears.
[19:39] <M4A1> "Diplomats in Dungarees. Assault Corps engineers lend a helping hand rebuilding the village of Long Dhuc Dong."
[19:41] <M4A1> Flopsy? If we move the people of Gensokyo, they're evacuees. If they come to us to be evacuated, they're refugees.
[19:43] <M4A1> "Rising Floof Soldier Deserts After Reading Pamphlets." A young Rising Floof regular who realized his side could not win the war deserted after reading Open Arms Program pamphlets."
[19:44] <M4A1> That's not bad, Leng. But why say Rising Floof regular? Is there an irregular?
[19:45] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> Technically, yes. An Irregular would be part of the FucheKriegers.
[19:49] * M4A1 continues the briefing. "Oh, we have a new directive from MAF on the term "Search and destroy" From now on, we're to call it...HUH??!
[19:50] <M4A1> "CLEANSE? PURGE? KILL???!!!!"
[19:50] <M4A1> Did MAF get taken over by the Imperium of Man or is someone screwing around with us again?!
[19:52] <M4A1> Now for you, Udongein. Where's the carrot?
[19:52] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> The carrot?
[19:53] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> Didn't see them.
[19:53] <M4A1> The treat. The kill in your story. The battle you covered, all of those soldiers shooting must have hit something.
[19:54] <M4A1> I've told you, we run tw basic stories here.
[19:55] <M4A1> Moon Rabbit soldiers who give half their pay to buy toothbrushes and deodorants for the Gensokyo peasants - "Winning hearts and minds"...
[19:56] <M4A1> And combat action that results in kills - "Winning the war."
[19:56] <M4A1> Now, you must have seen blood trails. Drag marks? Exploded remains?
[19:56] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> It was raining, ma'am.
[19:59] <M4A1> That's why the Goddesses passed the law of probability. Rewrite it and give it a happy ending. Say, one kill. Either a Floof noble or a member of the Kitsune Heavy Cannon Corps.
[20:00] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> Whichever you say.
[20:02] <M4A1> Moon Rabbits like reading about dead foxes.
[20:04] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> Okay, a noble. How about the queen of the Rising Floof herself?
[20:04] <M4A1> Udongein...you'd like our peple to read the paper and feel bad?
[20:05] <M4A1> In case you all don't know this, this is NOT a popular war.
[20:06] <M4A1> Now it's OUR job to report the news that the "why are we even here" reporters ignore.
[20:07] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> Maybe you should go out on some field ops yourself.
[20:08] <M4A1> Udongein, I've had my ass in the grass. Can't say I liked it much That's why I'm now in the rear with the gear.
[20:09] *** The scene switches. It's much later in the evening, and there are fireworks starting to go off in the distance. The Kit Holiday has begun!
[20:10] * Reisen-2 and the others have retired to a dorm building.
[20:12] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> The Kit Holiday has begun. The Rising Floof has begun their great celebration.
[20:13] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> Deep in their territories, the Floofs are shooting off fireworks to celebrate. Hopefully this will give the rest of us a much-needed break.
[20:14] * Reisen Udongein Inaba is lying on a bed in the bunkhouse, sharing the space with a bunch of other Moon-Rabbits.
[20:14] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> I am f[BLEEP]king bored to death... ~___~;
[20:15] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> I'm gotta get back into the s[BLEEP]t. I haven't heard a shot fired in anger in weeks.
[20:17] <Random Moon-Rabbit> Udongein's so tough she could turn a Floof pelt into a hat while it's STILL alive! >:D
[20:18] * Reisen Udongein Inaba does her John Wayne impersonation. ""Listen up, pilgrim! A day without blood is like a day without sunshine!" >:D
[20:19] <Random Moon-Rabbit> Udongein thinks the "bad bush" is inside Ran Yakumo's tails!
[20:20] <Random Moon-Rabbit> She's never actually been in the thick of it. She definitely wasn't there the worst of it.
[20:21] <Reisen-2> And you were?
[20:22] <Random Moon-Rabbit> I was there! I was in the s[BLEEP]t with everyone else at Operation Nipkins.
[20:23] * Reisen Udongein Inaba is still talking like John Wayne. "Don't pay her any attention, Reisen-2. Sometimes she thinks SHE'S John Wayne!"
[20:24] <Random Moon-Rabbit> You're still listening to Udongein? She knows s[BLEEP]t.
[20:25] <Random Moon-Rabbit> You know she's never been in the s[BLEEP]t because she doesn't have The Stare.
[20:25] <Random Moon-Rabbit> The Thousand Carrot Stare.
[20:26] <Random Moon-Rabbit> An Assaulter gets it after they've been in the S[BLEEP]t too long.
[20:28] <Random Moon-Rabbit> You've seen so much and gone on for so long that you're so strung out and worn out that you look like you're desperately looking for a mountain of carrots to devour.
[20:29] <Random Moon-Rabbit> All Assault Corps in the field get it. And you will too. Sooner or later.
[20:30] *** There's a loud THUD in the distance.
[20:30] *** A few more thuds are heard in the distance. Then the lights all flicker.
[20:31] <Random Moon-Rabbit> ....!
[20:31] <Random Moon-Rabbit> Are those incoming shots?
[20:31] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> No, they're outgoing.
[20:32] *** Several more explosions ring out in the distance.
[20:32] <Random Moon-Rabbit> THOSE ARE INCOMING SHOTS!
[20:32] *** EVERYONE begins to rush out of their bunks and scrambles for their weapons and flak vests.
[20:35] * Reisen Udongein Inaba grabs her gun and joins all of the other Moon-Rabbits as they surge outside towards the perimeter walls and fixed weapon positions. Sirens have begun to ring out, and the base lights are all shut off. ATTACK INCOMING!
[20:37] *** An explosion blows apart one of the nearby buildings! Mortar fire!!
[20:38] * Reisen Udongein Inaba waves to Reisen-2 and points to a large pillbox near the main gate of the base!
[20:39] *** More explosions ring out, and a nearby helicopter is blown to pieces!
[20:40] * Reisen Udongein Inaba gets behind an M-60 machine gun on a pintle mount and starts loading it.
[20:41] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> o___o
[20:41] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> Hey...I hope the Floofs are just messing with us.
[20:42] *** The main gate of the base has been blown open, and fires are burning in the distance.
[20:43] *** The sound of an engine starts to be heard. It's getting closer.
[20:44] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> O___O
[20:44] <Reisen-2> :O
[20:45] *** A van approaches the gates at high speed!!
[20:46] *** It crashes into the remains of the gate and smashes it apart!
[20:46] * Reisen Udongein Inaba and the rest of the Moon-Rabbits open fire on it, blasting the van apart in a huge fireball!
[20:47] <Reisen-2> GET 'EM!!!!
[21:08] *** Suddenly T-DOLLS START TO RUSH THE GATE!!!
[21:11] *** Type-63, Type-64, AK-47, Simonov, and AK-74 CHARGE into the base, screaming like banshees and followed closely by a MASSIVE force of Forest Kits!!!!
[21:12] <AK-47> FOR THE FLOOF!!!!
[21:14] * Reisen Udongein Inaba and the other Moon-Rabbits return fire!!!
[21:15] <Forest Kit> Get them! Forward! FOR THE FLOOOOOOOOOOOF!!!!!!
[21:15] <Reisen-2> D:<
[21:16] * Reisen-2 keeps firing, gunning down T-Doll and Forest Kit (or rather Stunt Plushie) alike!
[21:18] * Random Moon-Rabbit is knocked to the ground by a Facehugger Kit!!
[21:20] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> KEEP FIRING!!
[21:21] * Reisen Udongein Inaba is knocked to the ground!
[21:21] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> !!!!!
[21:22] * Type-63 towers over Udongein "DIE IMPERIALIST SCUM!!!!"
[21:26] * Reisen Udongein Inaba smacks the bayonet aside and fires a burst into Type-63's torso. "IT'S GETTING PRETTY SPORTY DOWN HERE!!"
[21:29] *** The fighting drops down to nothing as the T-Dolls are gunned down, and MOST of the Forest Kits are defeated, but dozens have managed to vanish into the shadows!
[21:32] <~> Cease fire! Cease fire!
[21:33] * Reisen Udongein Inaba and the other Moon-Rabbits slowly lower their weapons. The battle is over, and the immediate danger has passed.
[21:33] *** AND PAUSE HERE FOR THE NIGHT.
[21:36] *** Sorry for the delay earlier, but I had to IRL investigate what happened. We'll continue again TOMORROW night, so please join us for more of "Full Metal Fluffy" then
[21:37] *** See you all tomorrow. I hope you're all continuing to enjoy the show!


[18:59] * ~The Cheesykits Projector starts to warm up
[19:01] *** The movie starts with a scene of utter devastation! You see fires burning, plumes of smoke rising, slain Moon-Rabbits intertwined with downed T-Dolls, and mixed among them are Forest Kits.
[19:02] *** Some of the Forest Kits are slain Stunt Plushies, while others are climbing over the slain Moon-Rabbits and bouncing up and down on them, nipping at their ears and digging at their blazers for the tasty, yummy snacks within!
[19:04] <Random Forest Kit> Hell no we won't go! Hell no we won't go!
[19:04] * Reisen Udongein Inaba is walking across the muddy ground of Base Gah-Dang-It. A few M-41 tanks are rolling past, and several Moon-Rabbits walk past her, each one of them carrying a captured Forest Kit in their hands.
[19:05] <Random Forest Kit> FluffyNam for the Fluffies! G.I.s go home!!
[19:07] <M4A1> The enemy has very deceitfully taken advantage of the ceasefire to launch an offensive all over Gensokyo.
[19:07] <M4A1> So far, we've had it pretty easy here.
[19:08] *** The scene switches to the inside of the media office, where Reisen, Reisen-2, and all of the other Moon-Rabbits of the media corps are sitting at the meeting table, still dressed in their combat gear.
[19:08] * M4A1 looks messed up and worn out like Persica.
[19:09] <M4A1> But we seem to be the exception. The Fluffies have hit every major military target in Gensokyo and hit them hard.
[19:10] <M4A1> In the Human Village, the home of the Magistrate himself has been overrun by fast-attack facehugger squads.
[19:13] *** Insert a still image of a few dozen Forest Kits breaking down a down inside a well-decorated office that looks like it's from the Late Meiji Era and "attacking" everyone in the room! Complete with a Kit leaping at the face of a well-dressed, gaunt-faced bespectacled man.
[19:14] <M4A1> The Moriya Shrine is set to BE overrun.
[19:17] <M4A1> We have reports that a specialist division called IronFloof has taken over Kourindou.
[19:18] <M4A1> In strategic terms, the Floof has cut Gensokyo in half, the civilian press are wetting their kimonos, and we've heard that the Bunbunmaru Times is about to publish a Special Edition to say that the war is now unwinnable.
[19:18] <M4A1> In other words...
[19:18] *** WA-2000 has joined #suburbansenshi3
[19:18] <@spiritflame> konbanwa WA-2000
[19:19] * WA-2000 comes into the room pushing a dining cart with lots of food that she's cooked ALL BY HERSELF!! :D
[19:20] <M4A1> ...it's a huge s[BLEEP]t-sandwich and we
[19:20] <M4A1> ^we're ALL going to have to take a big bite.
[19:21] <Reisen-2> D:
[19:21] <WA-2000> :D
[19:22] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> Ma'am?
[19:22] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> Does this mean Princess Kaguya's NOT coming?
[19:22] *** Everyone laughs a little, except for M4A1.
[19:25] <M4A1> Udongein, I'm going to send you to Eientei. SPAS-12 will need you.
[19:26] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> ...sure.
[19:26] * M4A1 looks down at Reisen's outfit. She has "Born to Kill" printed on her helmet and a peace sign button pinned to her flak vest.
[19:27] <M4A1> And take off that damn pin. How's it going to look if you get Facehugged while wearing a peace symbol?
[19:27] <Reisen-2> Ma'am, permission to go with Udongein?
[19:28] <M4A1> Permission granted.
[19:28] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> Permission NOT to take Reisen-2 with me.
[19:29] <M4A1> ...Are you two still here? Vanish, Udongein! Vamoose ricky tick and take Reisen-2 with you.
[19:31] *** The scene switches, with Reisen and Reisen-2 now riding on a low-flying UH-1 helicopter. The side door is open, showing a vast sea of trees rushing past down below.
[19:32] * Reisen Udongein Inaba is trying to maintain a straight face, while Reisen-2 is cringing and almost heaving.
[19:33] *** Mainly because THIS GIRL is at the door-gunner seat shooting at EVERYTHING and EVERYONE down below!!!
[19:34] *** M60 has joined #suburbansenshi3
[19:34] <@spiritflame> konbanwa M60
[19:34] <M60> Get some! Get some! Get some!
[19:35] *** Dakkadakkadakkadakkadakkadakkadakkadakka~!
[19:36] <M60> Get some! Come on! Come on! Yeah!!!
[19:37] *** Down below, random fairies and Yukkuris are getting hit and exploding into either colored blocks or bean paste.
[19:37] <M60> GET SOME!!
[19:38] <M60> Anyone who runs is a Fluffy!
[19:38] <M60> Anyone who doesn't run... is a well-disciplined Fluffy!!!!! >:D
[19:39] <Reisen-2> @___@
[19:39] <M60> You girls should do a sotry about me!
[19:41] <M60> Because I'm so f[BLEEP]king good! That ain't no s[BLEEP]t neither! I've done got me 157 dead Floofs killed!
[19:41] <M60> And 50 water buffalos too!
[19:41] <M60> They're all certified.
[19:42] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> Any women or children? Or fairies?
[19:42] <M60> ...Sometimes. o__o
[19:42] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> How can you shoot women and children and faeries?!
[19:43] <M60> Easy! You just don't lead them so much! Hahahaha!
[19:43] <M60> Ain't war hell?! >:D
[19:46] *** The helicopter finally sets down, and Reisen and Reisen-2 hop out a few seconds after the helicopter touches down. They're in an area of scrubland now, with multiple Jeeps and trucks scattered around.
[19:47] *** Red smoke is rising up, and as soon as Reisen and Reisen-2 get off, medics rush forward with stretchers carrying wounded Moon-Rabbits for medevac.
[19:48] <Moon-Rabbit radio-operator> Down the road that way. Two-five
[19:48] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> HEY! WE WANT TO GET IN THE S[BLEEP]T! WHICH WAY?
[19:48] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> Outstanding, thanks!
[19:50] *** The scene melds into a different area: a gravel-covered road with a wide stream running along it in the near distance. OH WAIT! Anyone familiar with Gensokyo's geography will recognize the area! It's southeast of the Village, not far from Alice's house.
[19:51] * Reisen Udongein Inaba and Reisen-2 are walking along the side of the road, keeping clear of the long line of M-41 tanks and "Deuce-and-a-Half" trucks driving along it.
[19:52] * Reisen Udongein Inaba sees a certain girl in white, black, and red up ahead and hurries up to catch her.
[19:53] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> Excuse me!! We're looking for First Platoon. Hotel two-five.
[19:53] * Random soldier is now known as SPAS-12
[19:57] * SPAS-12 is looking fantastic as ever. Although she's NOT wearing a period 1960s military uniform.
[19:58] <SPAS-12> Are you two with Unit One-one?
[19:58] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> No, ma'am. We're reporters with "Stars and Stripes."
[19:59] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> I have a friend in First Platoon. I'm trying to get to her.
[19:59] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> Her name's Ringo.
[19:59] <SPAS-12> I'm her platoon commander! :D
[20:00] <SPAS-12> She's just down the road in the assembly area.
[20:00] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> Do you mind if we tag along with you?
[20:00] <SPAS-12> Not at all!
[20:02] <SPAS-12> I'm SPAS-12. Everyone calls me "Big Gulp" for some reason.
[20:04] <SPAS-12> You here to make Ringo famous?
[20:04] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> Never happen, SPAS! ^___^
[20:05] <SPAS-12> Well, if you came here looking for a story, this is your lucky day. We got Condition Red and we're definitely expecting trouble.
[20:05] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> Outstanding. Are we taking care of business?
[20:06] <SPAS-12> The Fluuf are dug in deep. Hotel Company is still working this side of the river, street by street and house by house. The Fluffies definitely know what they're doing.
[20:07] <SPAS-12> But we're still doing some damage to them.
[20:08] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> Wew heard some rumors about the Fluffies wasting a bunch of Gensokyo civilians.
[20:08] <SPAS-12> That's affirmative.
[20:09] <SPAS-12> I saw some bodies about a mile back along the river, that way. *points*
[20:09] * Reisen Udongein Inaba pulls out a map. "Will you show me where?"
[20:10] * SPAS-12 indicates it on the map, and the scene changes to Reisen and Reisen-2 standing at the head of a long shallow pit dug into the soil
[20:10] <Reisen-2> D:
[20:10] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> :/
[20:12] *** Multiple Moon-Rabbits are loitering around the edges of the pit, or moving back and forth. Inside the pit are the bodies of dozens of what look like hunters and fur trappers. All covered with white powder.
[20:13] <Reisen Udongein Inaba voiceover> The dead have been covered with lime. The dead were all people who made their living by hunting animals for their fur. The dead know only one thing: it was dumb to enrage the Rising Floof.
[20:14] <Reisen Udongein Inaba voiceover> Excuse me. Good morning. I'm a reporter with Stars and Stripes.
[20:14] <Random Moon-Rabbit> Hello. Sorry, it's really hard being here.
[20:15] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> I count about 20 bodies. Is that the official count?
[20:16] <Random Moon-Rabbit> Yes. We think it's about 20 or so. At least in THIS site.
[20:16] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> How did it happen? Do you know?
[20:17] <Random Moon-Rabbit> Well, it seems that Rising Floof sympathizers delivered a list of names. Government officials, police, fur trappers, people known for being cruel to animals...
[20:18] <Random Moon-Rabbit> They went around to their houses and asked them very politely to come in the next day for political reeducation.
[20:19] <Random Moon-Rabbit> Everybody who turned up got facehugged.
[20:20] <Random Moon-Rabbit> Some they just took with them back to the forest. Probably to be eaten by the Titan Kit.
[20:22] *** Suddenly, someone notices Reisen and starts to rapidly come over.
[20:23] <~> RANK!!!
[20:24] *** All of the Moon-Rabbits snap to Attention as the Colonel comes over. HEY!! LOOK WHO IT IS!!!!
[20:25] *** Helianthus has joined #suburbansenshi3
[20:25] <@spiritflame> konbanwa Helianthus
[20:25] <Helianthus> What is that button on your body armor?!
[20:26] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> A peace symbol, ma'am!
[20:26] <Helianthus> Where'd you get it?
[20:26] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> I don't remember, ma'am!
[20:27] <Helianthus> What is that you've got written on your helmet?
[20:27] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> "Born to Kill", ma'am
[20:27] <Helianthus> You write "Born to Kill" on your helmet AND you wear a peace symbol. Is that some kind of sick JOKE?!?!?
[20:30] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> No, ma'am!
[20:30] <Helianthus> Then what IS it supposed to mean!?
[20:30] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> ...I don't know, ma'am!
[20:31] <Helianthus> You don't know very much, do you? You better get your head and your ass wired together or it'll be a toss-up between who s[BLEEP]ts on you first: the Floofs or ME!!!
[20:31] <Helianthus> Now answer my question or you'll be standing tall before the MAN HIMSELF.
[20:32] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> Kryuger?! O___o;;
[20:32] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> I was trying to suggest something about the duality of Humanity, ma'am!
[20:33] <Helianthus> ...................Whose side are you on?
[20:33] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> Our side, ma'am!
[20:33] <Helianthus> Don't you love the Lunar Realm?
[20:33] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> Yes, ma'am!
[20:35] <Helianthus> Then how about getting with the program? Why don't you jump on the team and come in for the big win?
[20:37] <Helianthus> All I've ever asked of my Dolls is that they obey my orders as they would the word of God. We are here to help the people of Gensokyo, because inside every peasant is a Lunarian trying to get out. It's a hardball world, girl. We have to try and keep our heads until this peace craze blows over!
[20:38] * Helianthus salutes Reisen, who salutes back, before turning away to deal with some other problem.
[20:44] *** A new song starts to play as Reisen approaches a mid-sized old-school Japanese manor-house where a bunch of Moon-Rabbits and T-Dolls are sitting and resting. Yes, the T-Dolls are all wearing rabbit-ear headbands.
[20:45] *** Hey! AR-15, RO-635, and Sopmod-2 are there!!!!
[20:47] * Reisen Udongein Inaba walks up to a certain Moon-Rabbit who's eating some mochi. "Hey there, Private Pudgy!"
[20:47] *** Ringo has joined #suburbansenshi3
[20:47] <@spiritflame> konbanwa Ringo
[20:49] <Ringo> Udongein!
[20:50] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> What's happening? ^__^
[20:50] <Ringo> I hoped I'd never see you again, you piece of s[BLEEP]t! :D
[20:50] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> What are you up to?
[20:51] <Ringo> Oh you know, just waiting to get back to the land of the Big PX!
[20:51] <Ringo> HEY YOU, GIRLS! Listen up!
[20:52] <Ringo> This is my gal, Udongein! From the Island! And that there is Reisen-2! We were all there together during training!
[20:52] <Ringo> They're from "Stars and Stripes"! They'll make you famous! :D
[20:53] *** Everyone waves to Reisen and Reisen-2.
[20:53] <Ringo> This here is the LoveDoll Squad. We're life-breakers and heart-takers!
[20:56] *** One T-Doll starts to slowly approach, eyeing Reisen warily.
[20:57] <~> You a photographer?
[20:58] * Wary T-Doll is now known as Animal Mother.
[21:00] * Animal Mother. is now known as ...!!!!!
[21:00] *** M16A1 has joined #suburbansenshi3
[21:00] <@spiritflame> konbanwa M16A1
[21:01] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> No, I'm a combat correspondent!
[21:01] <M16A1> ...Oh, you seen much combat?
[21:02] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> I've seen a little on TV! :D
[21:03] <M16A1> ...You're a real comedian!
[21:03] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> Well, they call me the Joker!
[21:04] <M16A1> Well I got a joke for you. I'm gonna tear you a new a[BLEEP]le!
[21:05] <Reisen Udongein Inaba (John Wayne voice)> Well, pilgrim! Only after you eat the peanuts out of my s[BLEEP]t!
[21:06] *** Everyone else is dying of laughter.
[21:07] <M16A1> ...You talk the talk. CAN YOU WALK THE WALK? >:D
[21:09] * RO-635 comes over. "You might not believe it, but under fire Animal Mother is a truly fine human being! All she needs is someone throwing hand grenades at her the rest of her life.
[21:10] <Sopmod-2> HEY! PHOTOGRAPHER!
[21:10] * Sopmod-2 is sitting on the ground next to a girl with a hat over her face. She seems to be asleep.
[21:11] <Sopmod-2> You wanna take a good picture?
[21:11] * Reisen-2 comes over with her camera. Sopmod-2 kneels down next to the girl.
[21:11] <Sopmod-2> This...is my best girl.
[21:12] * Sopmod-2 carefuly removes the hat
[21:13] * Sopmod-2 has a Sangvis Ferri Doll lying motionless, except the Vespid is wearing a fox-ear headband on her head.
[21:13] <Sopmod-2> This is her party. She's the guest of honor.
[21:13] <Sopmod-2> Today is her birthday. :D
[21:14] <M16A1> Happy birthday, Fluffhead.
[21:14] <Sopmod-2> I will never forget this day. The day I came to Eientei and fought one million Rising Floof fighters!
[21:16] <Sopmod-2> I love the little Fluffy ba[BLEEP]rds, man. I really do.
[21:17] <Sopmod-2> These enemy grunts are as hard as the Great Gunny himself!
[21:18] <Sopmod-2> These are great days we're living in! We are jolly green giants, walking the earth! With guns!
[21:19] <Sopmod-2> These people we wasted here today are the finest beings we will ever know! After we rotate back to the Moon, we're gonna miss not having around anyone worth shooting!
[21:20] * Sopmod-2 gives the slain Vespid a kiss on the head.
[21:20] *** AND PAUSE HERE FOR THE NIGHT!
[21:21] *** Since it's a good pause point and since it's getting late on my end. We'll continue on THURSDAY EVENING.
[21:23] *** Good night everyone. Thank you for joining, and I hope you all got a chuckle or two out of everything tonight.


[19:20] * Reeducation Chamber ensures D. Kakaku is fully restrained, and then allows him to awaken.
[19:20] * D. Kakaku starts to awaken.
[19:21] * Reeducation Chamber carefully takes D. Kakaku's biosignatures, and archives them.
[19:21] * D. Kakaku slowly opens his eyes.
[19:24] *** D. Kakaku is met with a 3D display of himself over most of his body (almost everywhere--neck/forehead/arms/wrists/hands/hips/waist/feet) by shiny straps, in what seems to be a cross between a reclining chair and a metal sarcophagus. It's impossible to move anything but his eyes, though he can speak.
[19:25] * D. Kakaku looks at the display of himself.
[19:25] *** D. Kakaku can feel his head clamped softly by what presumably are headphones, and something feels like it's gently putting pressure around his eyes. For some reason, he has almost no peripheral vision, and can only look straight ahead.
[19:26] <D. Kakaku> woah, are there other models or displays?
[19:26] * Reeducation Chamber plays white noise in D. Kakaku's ears.
[19:27] <Words in D.Kakaku's field of view> You are here because you must answer a question now.
[19:27] <D. Kakaku> hmmm?
[19:27] <Words in D.Kakaku's field of view> You once asked if you could live here.
[19:27] <Words in D.Kakaku's field of view> The answer is more clear than ever that you cannot.
[19:27] <Words in D.Kakaku's field of view> Your behavior modification is going well.
[19:27] <Words in D.Kakaku's field of view> Indeed, it is almost complete.
[19:28] <Words in D.Kakaku's field of view> It is unfortunate, dreadfully unfortunate, that more unsophisticated techniques had to be used, because time is an issue.
[19:28] <Words in D.Kakaku's field of view> It is not by design that you have not garnered what you want.
[19:28] <Words in D.Kakaku's field of view> But you must answer a question.
[19:28] <D. Kakaku> yes?
[19:29] <Words in D.Kakaku's field of view> The question is this: If there were bad news, but the bad news could be fixed and not trouble you afterward, would you want to consciously remember things going wrong? It might help you to recall this, because it will curb your appetites, but you might also not wish to remember it, becuase hearing what has gone wrong will likely be traumatic.
[19:32] <D. Kakaku> I would want to remember things going wrong, yes.
[19:32] <Words in D.Kakaku's field of view> Please relax and think it over. It is regrettable that something has gone wrong, but it can be fixed without your knowledge. The amnesiac gas, mixed with sedatives, is ready to be administered, and it would be impossible to trouble you. Or, if you wish, you remember what has gone wrong, and the medication and consciousness-alterants would not be administered before the discussion.
[19:32] <Words in D.Kakaku's field of view> You are certain?
[19:33] <D. Kakaku> I am completely certain.
[19:33] <Words in D.Kakaku's field of view> It is necessary to restrain you, because time is of the essence. Would you like to be sedated to the extent that you are unable to mentally or emotionally panic at the news? Please think it over. You have 2 minutes to answer.
[19:34] <D. Kakaku> yes please.
[19:35] *** D. Kakaku's field of view expands, and he can see that there's a big breathing mask, with hooks and clamps to secure it to the chair, dangling ini front of his face where he couldn't see it.
[19:38] * Sensory Control Helmet pivots down, and clamps over D.Kakaku's face, forming an airtight seal which forces him to breath the gases supplied, covers his eyes with some kind of goggles, and covers his chin and throat.
[19:39] * Sensory Control Helmet begins feeding D.Kakaku air to breathe.
[19:39] * D. Kakaku breathes
[19:39] * Sensory Control Helmet uses base-oxygen/nitrogen first, even adding trace gases, to measure D.Kakaku's tidal volume.
[19:40] * D. Kakaku keeps on breathing.
[19:40] * Sensory Control Helmet begins dispensing calmatives and sedative gas into D.Kakaku's breathing supply. It smells like roses, and makes him start to feel good.
[19:41] <D. Kakaku> mmmmm, roses
[19:41] * D. Kakaku continues breathing with the addition of the gas
[19:42] * Sensory Control Helmet increases the drug dose, and adds more sedatives that make him more and more relaxed.
[19:42] * Sensory Control Helmet disables the visual input on the goggles, so D.Kakaku sees only darkness.
[19:42] * D. Kakaku begins to relax a lot.
[19:43] *** The restraints and chair seem to warm up like bathwater.
[19:43] <D. Kakaku> mmmmmmm
[19:44] * Sensory Control Helmet continues to administer sedative gas to dampen anxiety, and continues feeding soft white noise into the headphones.
[19:44] * D. Kakaku 's anxiety drops down .
[19:45] *** D. Kakaku slowly notices (it takes a while) that there's music---heavy with percussion and drums, coming through the headphones, and also that, ever time he takes a deep breath of the relaxing gas, he feels slightly more pressure elsewhere on his body, as though the restraints are being reinforced or tightening.
[19:45] * D. Kakaku keeps breathing.
[19:45] * Sensory Control Helmet feeds plenty of calmatives through his air supply to ensure he doesn't react excitedly to this realization.
[19:46] * D. Kakaku doesn't react a bit to it.
[19:47] * Reeducation Chamber slowly injects him with a special synthetic enzyme that binds with and neutralizes adrenaline that might be released later, and ensures his body is unable to alter the relaxed state.
[19:48] * D. Kakaku is calm, breathing and isn't reacting at all.
[19:49] *** D. Kakaku gets the feeling that he's floating, but only for a moment. He feels warmer over more of his body, until finally, the distracting sounds through the headphones stop, and some words scroll before his eyes.
[19:49] <Sensory Control Helmet Goggles> Relax.
[19:49] <Sensory Control Helmet Goggles> Relax.
[19:50] <Sensory Control Helmet Goggles> Relax.
[19:50] <Sensory Control Helmet Goggles> Deep breath.
[19:50] * D. Kakaku relaxes
[19:50] * D. Kakaku takes deep breaths
[19:50] <Sensory Control Helmet Goggles> Very relaxed.
[19:50] <Sensory Control Helmet Goggles> Now that you are sedated, we must speak.
[19:50] <Sensory Control Helmet Goggles> You have contracted cancer.
[19:51] <Sensory Control Helmet Goggles> In fact, you have it in several places.
[19:51] *** The suit continues to feed him powerful anxiolytics and sedatives.
[19:51] <Sensory Control Helmet Goggles> You did not have it before you entered here.
[19:51] <Sensory Control Helmet Goggles> It is good that you wished to remember this, because it will help you remember that close proximity to this suit's inhabitant is very dangerous.
[19:52] * D. Kakaku doesn't have a reaction to this.
[19:52] <Sensory Control Helmet Goggles> These variety of cancers are very rare and life-threatening.
[19:53] <Sensory Control Helmet Goggles> You are about to be given surgery to save your life.
[19:53] <Sensory Control Helmet Goggles> It is unfortunate that there is not time to do a refined job on your psychological refinement and behavioral modification, but the proximity to this suit's inhabitant puts others at risk, in spite of the intercessions so far.
[19:54] * Sensory Control Helmet Goggles maintains the calmative gas intake to ensure that D. Kakaku is very relaxed and cannot panic.
[19:54] * D. Kakaku isn't panicking at all
[19:55] <Sensory Control Helmet Goggles> With the principle asleep, you should rest assured that this surgery will go well.
[19:55] <Sensory Control Helmet Goggles> This, however, is why you cannot live here. The threat is too high.
[19:55] <Sensory Control Helmet Goggles> An attempt will be made to provide you with what you want, as compensation.
[19:56] <Sensory Control Helmet Goggles> Unfortunately, immediate intervention is necessary.
[19:57] *** Additional dissociative drugs are added to the air intake. D. Kakaku feels something jab him in the back of the neck, and rapidly loses sensation in his body-lower body first, then legs, arms, chest, and slowly his face goes numb. It is impossible for him to breathe.
[19:58] * Sensory Control Helmet Goggles forces air into his lungs.
[19:58] * Sensory Control Helmet Goggles pulls it out of his lungs.
[19:59] * Sensory Control Helmet Goggles increases the pressure, and pumps more of the gases and drugs into his lungs, and then reduces the pressure again, so they are expelled, and keeps doing this.
[19:59] <Sensory Control Helmet Goggles> Although you cannot feel it, the surgery is going well.
[20:00] <Sensory Control Helmet > The second stage of the surgery is imminent.
[20:00] * Sensory Control Helmet pushes the gases into and out of him, holding him still.
[20:00] <Sensory Control Helmet > Thought and brain patterns recorded.
[20:01] <Sensory Control Helmet > Please relax.
[20:01] <Sensory Control Helmet > There are cancerous growths in parts of your brain, and without surgery, the intervention in keeping them from affecting you will fail.
[20:01] <Sensory Control Helmet > Please relax.
[20:02] <Sensory Control Helmet > Adding non-drug-interaction anesthetic.... Just relax.
[20:02] * Sensory Control Helmet starts pumping sleeping gas into D. Kakaku's lungs, slowly increasing the concentration.
[20:03] * Sensory Control Helmet pumps anesthetic into D. Kakaku, and out... in, and out, since he cannot move or even breathe on his own.
[20:04] <Sensory Control Helmet> Calm.... just relax.
[20:04] * Sensory Control Helmet maintains the calming sedatives, and slowly pumps in more general anesthetic. It smells very strong, but D. Kakaku isn't even able to choose whether to breathe it.
[20:06] * Sensory Control Helmet keeps alternating the pressure, and pumping the aerosols into D. Kakaku's lungs, in deep breaths, and then make him slowly exhale. Again and again.
[20:08] *** D. Kakaku still cannot feel his body, but he does begin to feel sleepier and sleepier, unable to keep his eyes open. He hears a buzzing sound and starts to see a warm soft light with every breath, but the sounds and sights fade more and more each time the Reeducation Chamber makes him breathe in the gas.
[20:10] *** D. Kakaku's world slowly becomes bereft of every sense, unable to touch, taste, hear, or see, as the gas builds up in his system... and finally, he starts losing the ability to smell it too.
[20:13] * Sensory Control Helmet maintains its hold on D. Kakaku's senses, and continues to feed him a steady supply of an assortment of the suit's gases and drugs.
[20:14] * D. Kakaku is... what is he doing exactly, he can't feel anything at all
[20:14] * Reeducation Chamber is ready for D. Kakaku's brain surgery.
[20:15] * Reeducation Chamber ensures that D. Kakaku stays perfectly still, and since he's unable to breathe, pumps him the final induction dose of the sleeping gas that is mixed with the other drugs.
[20:15] *** D. Kakaku loses consciousness.


[18:54] * ~The Cheesykits Projector starts to warm up
[19:00] * ~The Cheesykits Projector starts showing the next phase of the movie!!!
[19:01] *** Tanks are slowing moving forward into the smoldering remains of the town, with Moon-Rabbit infantry following behind them,
[19:01] * Reisen Udongein Inaba is one of the soldiers escorting the tanks.
[19:02] * SPAS-12 and M16A1 are near Reisen. RO-635, Sopmod-2, and AR-15 aren't too far away.
[19:03] *** Everyone is approaching what looks like a wracked plaza, with some destroyed multi-story buildings ringing it.
[19:04] * SPAS-12 looks around, pouting a little.
[19:06] *** SUDDENLY, A SERIES OF EXPLOSIONS START ERUPTING WITHIN THE AREA!! Multiple explosions blow up craters ahead of the tanks, with the nearest being about 30 feet away!
[19:06] <SPAS-12> X___x
[19:07] * SPAS-12 starts flailing and wavering all of a sudden and flops to the ground!
[19:08] <Ringo> D:
[19:08] * Reisen-2 keeps snapping pictures!
[19:08] * RO-635 rushes up to SPAS-12!!
[19:10] * SPAS-12 has been HIT!! One of the explosions (mortar fire?) struck a nearby restaurant and turned a bunch of food into deadly(?) shrapnel!!
[19:11] *** SPAS-12 has been splattered with noodles, vegetable bits, and a huge sandwich has now been lodged deep in her mouth!!!
[19:12] * SPAS-12 twitches and spasms weakly...while her jaws and throat are clearly working just fine.
[19:14] * RO-635 tries to give SPAS-12 mouth-to-mouth, but SPAS-12 starts flailing at her wildly each time she gets close!
[19:16] <Random Moon-Rabbit> Delta-6 Actual, this is Murphy. Over! We are receiving fire from inside the village. Platoon commander is down!
[19:17] <Random Moon-Rabbit> We're going to stop her and check out what's in front of us.
[19:17] *** From the buildings up ahead come a series of yips and howls.
[19:18] <Sopmod-2> LUSTDOLLS! Begin advancing! Let's get this done!!
[19:21] * Reisen Udongein Inaba follows everyone as they quickly advance up the street, keeping to the sides of buildings and ducking behind wrecked carts and broken masonry as cover.
[19:23] * M-14 peeks around a corner at a building that looks like it was a small three-story office business.
[19:25] *** Gunfire erupts from the second and third story windows of the building!!!
[19:26] * M-14 starts jerking and spasming as SEVERAL squib-loads detonate underneath her field jacket! And one underneath her helmet that sends it shooting upwards!! Marinara sauce SPURTS everywhere!!!!!!!!!!!!
[19:28] * M16A1 ducks out from behind cover and OPENS FIRE!!!
[19:29] *** Everyone else joins in! The front of the building starts being peppered with bullets!
[19:30] * M16A1 keeps shooting with a 100-round drum magazine, GRINNING as she empties the entire thing!
[19:32] *** Everyone stops shooting.
[19:32] *** For several seconds, everything is still and silent, and everyone starts reloading their weapons.
[19:34] * Sopmod-2 starts reloading, but as she does so she catches sight of a small group of T-Dolls!
[19:36] * Type 56-1 is among them, carrying Forest Kits in both arms as she runs!
[19:37] <Sopmod-2> D:<
[19:37] * Sopmod-2 quickly finishes reloading, but it's too late! The first group escapes!
[19:39] <Sopmod-2> D:
[19:39] *** Another group of Forest Kits starts galloping across the street, trying to get away.
[19:39] * Sopmod-2 fires!!!
[19:40] *** Several Stunt-Plushies EXPLODE violently!!!
[19:43] <Sopmod-2> :D
[19:44] *** The tanks start to roll into position, and THIS SONG starts to play as the battle commences, with the tanks blasting away at buildings while machine guns spray bullets everywhere.
[19:46] *** Helicopters start flying in to evacuate the wounded. It seems that the Rising Floof aren't giving up without a fight!
[19:47] *** has joined #suburbansenshi3
[19:47] <@spiritflame> konbanwa
[19:48] *** Aya Shameimaru [HumbleTenguReporter@EnclaveFedCom.net (pirated)] has joined #suburbansenshi3
[19:48] <@spiritflame> konbanwa Aya Shameimaru
[19:48] *** Momoji Inubashiri has joined #suburbansenshi3
[19:48] <@spiritflame> konbanwa Momoji Inubashiri
[19:49] *** Hatate Himekaidou has joined #suburbansenshi3
[19:49] <@spiritflame> konbanwa Hatate Himekaidou
[19:51] *** Aya, Hatate, and Momiji join in the fighting! Or rather, they're slowly backing their way across a field, carrying a movie camera, a boom-mic, and a backpack battery. The Moon-Rabbits and T-Dolls that they're filming are all taking cover behind a low wall as the nearby tanks occasionally fire their cannons.
[19:57] *** The girls reach where the Lustdolls are positioned!
[19:58] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> IS THAT YOU, JOHN WAYNE?! IS IT ME?!
[19:58] <Ringo > Start the cameras! This is Fluffynam: the Movie!!
[19:59] <Reisen-2> If Udongein can be John Wayne, then I'll be a horse!
[20:00] <RO-635> I'll just be a rock! :D
[20:00] <AR-15> I'll play Princess Kaguya! :D
[20:01] <Cx4 Storm> M16A1 can be a rabid buffalo!!!
[20:02] <Sopmod-2> I'll be General Custer! :D
[20:05] <M-3> Who'll play the Indians?
[20:05] <M16A1> WE'LL LET THE FLUFFS PLAY THE INDIANS!!!! :D
[20:07] *** Meanwhile, one of the incoming helicopters starts to shudder as bullets start peppering it!!
[20:11] *** The scene briefly switches to a window where a pair of Forest Kits are operating a BIG machine gun! One is pulling the trigger while the other is switching out magazines as needed. And holding the machine gun for them is THIS GIRL!!!
[20:26] * Forest Kits shoot down the helicopter, causing it to make an emergency landing in a nearby field. >:3 >:3
[20:27] *** The scene switches to later. The Lustdolls have been pulled back to a quieter area, and SPAS-12 and M-14 are lying "dead" on tarps, with everyone else standing around them.
[20:27] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> ...
[20:27] <Cx4 Storm> You're both going home now. :(
[20:28] <Ringo> Semper fi, you two.
[20:28] <M-3> We're Assaulters. :<
[20:29] <AR-15> Go easy, sisters. :<
[20:29] <M16A1> ...Better you than me. :/
[20:29] <Reisen-2> At least they died for a good cause.
[20:30] <~> Fluffy! Fluffy! Fluffy!
[20:30] *** A couple of Fennec Foxes peer out from a storm drain nearby. >:3 >:3
[20:31] <M16A1> What cause was that?
[20:32] <Reisen-2> ...Freedom?
[20:33] <M16A1> Flush out your ears, new bunny. You think we're fragging Fluffies for freedom?
[20:33] <M16A1> This is a slaughter...
[20:35] <M16A1> If I'm going to get my boobs blasted to beef stroganov for words...my words are JACK DANIELS!!!!!
[20:36] <Ringo> ...Tough break for Miss "Hand Job".
[20:36] <Ringo> She was all set to get shipped out of here on a medical.
[20:36] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> ...WHO??!
[20:36] <Ringo > SPAS-12.
[20:37] <Ringo > Her nickname was "Hand Job"/
[20:37] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> What was wrong with her?
[20:38] <Ringo> She'd get so insanely excited about eating that people near her were convinced she was pleasuring herself like crazy.
[20:39] <Sopmod-2> No s[BLEEP]t. People thought she was going down on herself at least ten times a day. In reality, it was just her reacting to EATING.
[20:43] <Ringo> Last week she was sent down to Gah-Dang-It to see Keine Kamishirasawa, the local psychologist?
[20:45] <Ringo> That gluttonous Doll attacked a Mail-Kit because it was carrying a bunch of beef jerky and started howling in pleasure while she ate the jerky.
[20:45] <Ringo> Keine thought she was orgasming right there in the waiting room.
[20:45] <Ringo> INSTANT SECTION-8
[20:48] <Ringo> She was just waiting for the papers to finish being processed by Division.
[20:49] *** While everyone's distracted, they don't notice as several Fennecs rush out of hiding, bite down on SPAS-12's collar, and quickly DRAG her body into the storm drain!!!
[20:50] <Jungle Fennecs> Prisoner!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[20:50] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> ....!!!!
[20:51] * Reisen Udongein Inaba looks over just in time to see SPAS-12's legs sticking out of the storm drain for a moment, then get YANKED down inside and away!
[20:51] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> ..........
[20:51] * Reisen-2 just takes a picture in silence.
[20:55] *** AND PAUSE HERE FOR TONIGHT!! I have to take care of some things before I go to bed, so let's just stop here for now and pick things up again TOMORROW.
[20:57] *** Thank you all for coming, and I'll see you again in less than 24 hours!
[20:57] *** Until then, good night.


[12:41] <@spiritflame> ATTENTION: Captain Jack Harkness is already registered. Check your password or enter a new name.


[15:51] * Reeducation Chamber slooowly allows D. Kakaku to awaken.
[15:52] <@spiritflame> Current Location is: Incredibly unusual room.
[15:53] * Pinako begins to awaken slowly.
[15:54] * D. Kakaku begins to awaken slowly, not Pinako, sorry, name was autofilled in
[15:54] *** that's great that she's awakening, but let's focus on Daniel! (OOC: It's fine, I figured)
[15:55] * Reeducation Chamber displays a countdown in the middle of D. Kakaku's vision. It's there no matter where he looks, and counting down from 20 minutes.
[15:56] <D. Kakaku> ughhh,, 20 minutes
[15:58] *** the countdown displays about 17 minutes, now.
[15:58] * D. Kakaku looks around in the unusual room.
[16:00] * Reeducation Chamber is padded all around D. Kakaku, but the floor looks like treadmills that can move independently of one another.
[16:00] *** The timer now says 15 minutes.
[16:00] *** D. Kakaku can feel, now that he is less woozy, that he is wearing some sort of helmet on his head, though it is very light.
[16:01] <D. Kakaku> a helmet, oh my!
[16:02] * D. Kakaku tries walking around, if he can.
[16:02] * Reeducation Chamber room around D. Kakaku seems very dark, but there's a light overhead that basically only illuminates him. He can see grid outlines of different objects far in the distance.
[16:03] * D. Kakaku tries to make out the objects.
[16:04] *** D. Kakaku is able to walk, though there are hoses coming from his helmet that tether him to the ceiling. The light moves with D. Kakaku, leaving however big the rest of the room is in darkness. Once he gets close to the objects, they look like chairs, furniture, places to rest, but others look like cars, stop signs, it seems almost completely random.
[16:04] *** The countdown now displays 11 minutes.
[16:05] *** 10 minutes.
[16:06] * D. Kakaku wonders if his size can decrease in here.
[16:07] *** D. Kakaku sees all kinds of objects, but the countdown stays in the center of his vision. The helmet totally covers his head/face, like an aviator helmet and breathing apparatus. He also realizes that he cannot hear any sound when he moves in here.
[16:07] *** The countdown says 8 minutes.
[16:08] * Reeducation Chamber displays the countdown as D. Kakaku walks around quietly. It now says 7 minutes.
[16:08] * D. Kakaku walks towards a furniture, and looks around more.
[16:09] *** This particular furniture happens to be restaurant booth, which actually looks like one of the ones in the HOTEL Atrium.
[16:10] * D. Kakaku keeps looking around for other objects.
[16:11] *** Other objects from the HOTEL are present, like chandeliers, footstools, plates, doors, and a tree limb that seems to float in space, outlined in the darkness.
[16:11] *** The countdown now says 4 minutes.
[16:11] * D. Kakaku looks at the grid floor to see what is there as well.
[16:12] *** The objects are real, and he can climb on/touch/sit in them, but they have no color. They are just made of odd black material that seems to obey no physical laws.
[16:12] *** The floor is graduated with tiny lines, and the conveyor belts intersect perfectly. There appears to be no way in or out.
[16:12] *** The countdown in D. Kakaku's vision now says 3 minutes.
[16:13] * D. Kakaku looks at the plate and tries to put one foot on it.
[16:13] * Reeducation Chamber 's countdown now displays less than 2 minutes.
[16:13] *** D. Kakaku is able to do that.
[16:13] <D. Kakaku> 2 minutes?
[16:14] *** The countdown flashes, and grows in size in his vision, as if in answer.
[16:14] * D. Kakaku wonders if the chamber can reduce him in size?
[16:14] *** The countdown now says 1 minute.
[16:15] *** The countdown now has only a few seconds left.
[16:15] <D. Kakaku> mmmmm?
[16:15] *** The countdown reaches zero.
[16:15] <D. Kakaku> zero?
[16:15] *** Out of the corner of his eye, D. Kakaku can see that one of the hoses leading to his helmet is changing color.
[16:16] <D. Kakaku> hmmm?
[16:16] * D. Kakaku looks at the hose.
[16:17] *** D. Kakaku can see tht there is a colored gas advancing through the hose, and going toward his helmet where he will be made to breathe it. "Test Beginning" flashes in the center of his vision.
[16:17] <D. Kakaku> trst beginning?
[16:17] <D. Kakaku> *test
[16:18] *** D. Kakaku starts to detect a strong, and very strange smell, tinged with citrus-like aftereffect, with each breath.
[16:18] * Reeducation Chamber continues to add gas and pump it through the hoses.
[16:19] * D. Kakaku breathes in the gas
[16:19] *** D. Kakaku starts to feel *reeeeeally* funny, the more he breathes it.
[16:20] <D. Kakaku> ughhhhh, funny.
[16:20] * D. Kakaku breathes in more
[16:21] *** the gas is continually fed to him.
[16:21] <D. Kakaku> mmmmm, hmmmmm?
[16:21] *** D. Kakaku realizes he's starting to lose track of time, and cannot remember when he started breathing this gas.
[16:23] <D. Kakaku> wh? when did I, huh?
[16:23] *** D. Kakaku realizes he cannot even remember what he did, said, or thought, less than a minute ago, or how long he has been in here, or if this is the first time.
[16:23] * D. Kakaku blinks a bit.
[16:24] * Reeducation Chamber continues adding drugs to D. Kakaku's air supply.
[16:24] *** D. Kakaku slowly loses the ability to remember anything at all.
[16:25] <D. Kakaku> .....
[16:26] <Reeducation Chamber> /D. Kakaku feels like he might have seen something, or heard a voice or instructions, but maybe it was all gibberish. He simply cannot remember what is occuring.
[16:26] <Reeducation Chamber> (( that would happen less often if his name didn't start with "D." ))
[16:27] <D. Kakaku> ehhhhhh....?
[16:27] *** D. Kakaku starts to realize that he feels tired, like he's been working really hard, but cannot remember why.
[16:28] *** Everytime D. Kakaku looks around, there seems to be nothing but blackness, except for the light shining down on him... was there ever anything else in this room?
[16:28] * Reeducation Chamber continues to mix memory-suppressants into the helmet's air intake.
[16:29] * D. Kakaku looks up into the light.
[16:30] *** The light is blindingly bright... was it always that bright. Has he looked at it already? A number is added to a counter in the periphery of his vision. How long has that been there?
[16:30] <D. Kakaku> ehh?
[16:30] * D. Kakaku looks at the coiunter.
[16:31] *** While looking up, D. Kakaku notices that there are hoses coming from the ceiling, and trailing down toward him, and slowly realizes that he's wearing a helmet. One of the hoses looks pinkish.
[16:31] *** Time passes.
[16:31] <D. Kakaku> strange colors and lines
[16:32] *** D. Kakaku feels really exhausted, and like he's been coughing or sneezing or working very hard and is winded. It's impossible to remember why.
[16:32] * D. Kakaku is coughing a whole lot and begins to fall asleep.
[16:33] * Reeducation Chamber continues to drug D. Kakaku. The world seems to be a black/white haze of endless walking, though he feels out of breath for some reason. He realizes that he's wearing a helmet.
[16:34] *** Test Concluded! flashes in front of D. Kakaku's eyes, in the center of his perception. The room starts shrinking.
[16:35] <D. Kakaku> ehhh?
[16:35] *** D. Kakaku slowly realizes that the walls and floor are inflating, and getting bigger, and bigger, and slowly restricting him until he can move less and less, and then not at all.
[16:36] * Reeducation Chamber holds D. Kakaku tightly. All of his body feels pressure but his head. It's like his body is in a pocket with only his head sticking out.
[16:36] <D. Kakaku> mmmmmm?
[16:37] * D. Kakaku looks around a whole lot.
[16:38] * Reeducation Chamber finishes securing D. Kakaku, and after ensuring his tired body is immoble, changes the feed to the helmet to sleeping gas.
[16:39] * D. Kakaku breathes in the gas.
[16:39] * Reeducation Chamber circulates water near D. Kakaku's body to regulate his temperature, and continues to administer sleeping gas.
[16:40] * D. Kakaku breathes in more of it, and begins to fall asleep.
[16:41] * Reeducation Chamber ensures that further light doesn't reach D. Kakaku's eyes, and continues to pipe the sleeping gas to his breathing supply.
[16:42] * D. Kakaku 's soon close.
[16:43] * Reeducation Chamber gently knocks him out.
[16:44] * D. Kakaku is gently knocked out.
[16:47] * Reeducation Chamber slooowly allows D. Kakaku to awaken.
[16:50] * D. Kakaku wakes up slowly again
[16:51] * Reeducation Chamber displays a countdown in the middle of D. Kakaku's vision. It's there no matter where he looks, and counting down from 20 minutes.
[16:51] * Reeducation Chamber is padded all around D. Kakaku, but the floor looks like treadmills that can move independently of one another.
[16:51] * D. Kakaku looks around more.
[16:52] *** D. Kakaku can feel, now that he is less woozy, that he is wearing some sort of helmet on his head, though it is very light.


[16:52] <Reeducation Chamber> The cycle repeats, without D. Kakaku's memory, again and again.
[16:52] *** But seriously---it does keep happening, he doesn't remember it. His arms and elbows hurt, like he's been climbing something.


[19:03] * ~The Cheesykits Projector starts to warm up
[19:05] *** On the screen, you can see Momiji, Hatate, and Aya still dressed like combat correspondents, getting the cameras ready and preparing to do interviews.
[19:06] <Hatate Kameshiwara> Eientei City interviews, take 34.
[19:07] <Hatate Himekaidou> ^
[19:08] * Hatate Himekaidou has one of those little movie clap-boards. She's holding it in front of Momiji's camera and claps it.
[19:11] *** First subject: M16A1!!!
[19:13] <M16A1> Well...this is a major city, so we have to assault it with tanks we roll in the streets.
[19:15] <M16A1> They send us in with the first squads, to make sure there are no little uh...no little Fluffs waiting with B-40s to blow the hell out of our tanks.
[19:18] *** Quick cut-scene of a Moon-Rabbit tank rolling past a ruined building. Suddenly, a figure stands up deep within the building holding an RPG-7!!!! She takes aim...and LAUGHS!!! OH S[BLEEP]T!!!!
[19:19] *** Moon-Rabbit tank is BLOW'D UP!!!!
[19:19] <M16A1> So we roll the tanks in and basically blow the place to hell.
[19:19] *** Next, Ringo!
[19:20] <Ringo> When we're here in Eientei...Eientei city, it's like a war, you know?
[19:22] <Ringo> Like what I thought about, what I thought a war was supposed to be. There's the enemy, kill them.
[19:23] <Reisen-2> There's no question about it. We're the best. All that bulls[BLEEP]t about the air cavalry? When the s[BLEEP]t hits the fan, who do they call? They call Mother Green and her Killing Machine! ^___^..b
[19:24] *** In the background behind Reisen-2, in the far distance, you can JUST make out a Moon-Rabbit getting hit so hard that his helmet goes flying off and he does a SWEET backflip from the impact...and makes a Wilheim Scream as he goes down, too!
[19:25] <Sopmod-2> Do I think The Moon Kingdom belongs in Fluffynam? I don't know. I belong in Fluffyna,, I'll tell you that!
[19:26] *** Behind Sopmod-2, you can see Sopmod-2 Junior!!! She's hopping up and down, waving and giving the Peace Sign!
[19:29] <AR-15> Can I quote Lady Junko?
[19:30] <AR-15> "I will not send Moon-Rabbits all the way around the world to do a job that Gensokyo's people should be doing for themselves."
[19:33] <RO-635> I personally think they don't want to be involved in this war. I think they sort of like took away the freedoms of us T-Dolls and gave it to the Floofs!
[19:33] <RO-635> The Floofs don't want it. They'd rather be alive than free, I guess. :/
[19:35] *** Suddenly, RO-635's helmet goes FLYING off her head and she's knocked sideways as a huge mushroom SMACKS into her head from off-camera!!
[19:38] <Ringo> Well, the Fluffs I'm fighting at are some pretty bad animals. I'm not real, uh, I'm not real keen on some of these fellows that are supposedly on our side.
[19:43] *** There's a distant explosion, and a moment later the mangled body of some T-Doll falls from the sky and SLAMS into the ground nearby, detonating several squib-loads in the process! OH CRAP!!
[19:44] *** That T-Doll's MDR!! And someone put some bullets through her smartphone too!
[19:46] <Ringo> I keep meeting them coming the other way.
[19:47] <Cx4 Storm> We're getting blown up for these people and they don't even appreciate it. :<
[19:48] <Cx4 Storm> They think it's a big joke. :<
[19:54] *** Behind Cx4 Storm, a Moon-Rabbit cries out and goes down as she's struck down by a Facehugger Kit!!!!! Oh the horror!!
[19:54] <M16A1> Well, if you ask me... >:D
[19:55] <M16A1> We're shooting the wrong people! >:D
[19:56] <~From behind M16A1> Join the Rising Floof! We have cookies~!
[19:56] <M16A1> What do I think of the Moon Kingdom's involvement in Fluffynam? Well, I think we should win.
[19:58] <Ringo> Oh, I hate Fluffynam. They don't have one horse in Gensokyo. Not one horse. There's something basically wrong with that.
[19:58] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> I came here because I wanted to see exotic Fluffynam. The jewel of Gensokyo!
[19:59] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> I wanted to meet interesting and stimulating people of an ancient culture. And kill them. I wanted to be the first kid on my block to get a confirmed kill! :D
[20:00] *** The Scene switches, and it shows a scooter speeding down a rubble-strewn street. HEY! Look who's riding on it!!!
[20:00] *** Ran Yakumo [Nine-Tailed Strategist@EnclaveFedCom.Net(Pirated S] has joined #suburbansenshi3
[20:00] <@spiritflame> konbanwa Ran Yakumo
[20:01] *** Chen Yakumo [BlackCatofIllOmen@EnclaveFedCom.Net Pirated Server] has joined #suburbansenshi3
[20:01] <@spiritflame> konbanwa Chen Yakumo
[20:03] *** Chen and Ran roll up to where the cast is resting and come to a stop. ALL of the Moon-Rabbits and T-Dolls laugh and cheer as Chen hops off the back of the bike and starts to march back and forth in front of them all in her little military uniform.
[20:04] <Ringo> Good morning, little schoolgirl! I'm a little schoolgirl too! :D
[20:05] <Chen Yakumo> Do you want Number #1 f[BLEEP]k-ee? >:D
[20:06] * Ran Yakumo comes up next to Chen and starts wiggling her tails. >:3
[20:06] * Chen Yakumo motions to Ran. "She'll give you EVERYTHING! Everything you want! Long time!
[20:07] <Cx4 Storm> Everything?!?!
[20:07] <AR-15> :O
[20:08] <Ringo> How much there, little cat girl>
[20:08] <Chen Yakumo> $15 each! She love you long time!
[20:08] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> Fifteen dorra boo-coo money! Five dorra each!
[20:10] <Chen Yakumo> Come on, she floof you good! Boof-boof long time! Ten dollar!
[20:10] <Sopmod-2> We can give you some ARVN rifles! They've never been fired and only been dropped once!
[20:12] <Chen Yakumo> Okay! Them and five dollar!
[20:12] *** The girls all cheer as Ran loosens her cloths a little and reveals her GLORIOUS TAILS!!!
[20:13] * Reisen-2 quickly comes up to Ran. "Let's get started!" :D~
[20:14] * Ran Yakumo shakes her head.
[20:14] * Ran Yakumo says something to Chen in a particularly ancient and rare dialect of Japanese.
[20:15] <Chen Yakumo> She says no boof-boof with Floppy-ears.
[20:15] <Reisen-2> >:[
[20:15] <Chen Yakumo> She say Moon-Rabbit too boo-coo.
[20:16] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> I think she's saying we Bunny-Girls are just too much for the Floofs!!! XD
[20:18] <Reisen-2> Oh if it's MEAT she wants, I got some prime Alabama summer sausage for her!!
[20:19] * Reisen-2 turns around, reaches down into her belt...and pulls out a LARGE piece of Hillshire Farms summer sausage!
[20:20] <Ran Yakumo> O__O
[20:20] <Ran Yakumo> Okay! Okay!
[20:20] *** Everyone cheers as Reisen-2 starts to lead Ran away.
[20:20] <Ringo> We need to set up some kind of batting order.
[20:21] * M16A1 stands up between Reisen-2 and Ran, knocks Reisen-2's hand free of Ran, and leads her away towards a tent.
[20:22] <Reisen-2> Hey! Don't get between a fox and her meal!!
[20:22] <M16A1> All rabbits must be skinned! >:P
[20:23] *** Everyone starts heckling and grumbling at M16A1.
[20:23] <M16A1> Hey! I won't be long! I'll just skip the foreplay! >:D
[20:24] * Ran Yakumo suddenly ENGULFS M16A1 inside all NINE of her tails and starts to AGGRESSIVELY rustle them up and down the whole length of her body! M16A1 almost vanishes within the tails!
[20:26] * M16A1 goes into full ahageo mode as she's subjected to the most INTENSE pleasure anyone can receive from the Kitsune: the full-body Heavenly Tail Massage!!!!
[20:26] <Cx4 Storm> I CAN'T WAIT!!! I HAVE TO HAVE IT!!! T____T
[20:28] * Cx4 Storm throws off most of her clothes and DIVES into those tails, quickly vanishing from sight as some force seems to pull her in!
[20:30] *** The scene fades to black, then switches to a new location: a different part of the same town that's been blown to hell and back. The T-Dolls and Moon-Rabbits are carefully advancing through the debris while explosions can be heard in the distance.
[20:33] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> Intelligence passed the word down that during the night the Fluffs had pulled out of our area to positions on the other side of the river. Our squad is sent on patrol to check out the report.
[20:33] * AR-15 carefully picks her way through broken masonry to enter into a smoldering house.
[20:33] <AR-15> >__>
[20:37] * AR-15 sees a big Fumo plushie laying on the ground!
[20:37] <AR-15>





[20:38] * AR-15 reaches down to pick it up.
[20:39] *** BOOOOOOM!!!!! A bomb goes off right at AR-15's feet! She immediately crumples to the ground.
[20:39] <AR-15> X___X
[20:40] * AR-15 twitches a little as several Forest Kits immediately dash out of hiding places in the rubble and POUNCE on her!
[20:40] * Ringo and everyone else dives to the ground as they heard the explosion. "EVERYONE! Face outward and take cover! Do it!"
[20:42] * Cx4 Storm meanwhile, rushes up to where AR-15 is. The Forest Kits immediately scatter before she arrives, leaving AR-15s equipment pouches emptied and all of her ration packs ripped open and eaten.
[20:44] * Reisen Udongein Inaba rushes up as well, finding Cx4 Storm attempting to perform CPR on AR-15.
[20:44] <Cx4 Storm> She's not gonna make it! >__<;;
[20:45] * Ringo runs up as well and takes AR-15's radio (which is one of those big honkin' walkie-talkies from the 1960s era.
[20:46] <Ringo> Hotel One actual, this is Lustdolls! AR's hit. Booby trap!
[20:46] <~> You're not Senior NCO. Take charge and continue with the patrol.
[20:46] <~> ^you're NOW
[20:47] <~> Continue on with the patrol and call in at the next checkpoint. Over.
[20:47] <Ringo> I'm squad leader now... O____O
[20:48] * Reisen Udongein Inaba pats her on the shoulder. "I'll follow you anywhere, scumbag!" ^___^
[20:49] <Cx4 Storm> That's it. AR-15's gone. T___T
[20:49] * Cx4 Storm starts to sob.
[20:50] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> Hey, hey! You did your best.
[20:50] <AR-15> O__O
[20:50] <AR-15> <__<
[20:50] <AR-15> I'm not dead yet...
[20:52] * AR-15 starts reaching out as Reisen, Ringo, and Cx4 Storm turn away.
[20:52] *** Forest Kits suddenly LEAP out of the debris and POUNCE upon AR-15!
[20:52] * AR-15
[20:53] * AR-15 's screams are muffled by a Fennec Fox that clamps onto the front of her face!!
[20:53] * AR-15 is quickly dragged away as the Forest Kits clamp onto her ankles and legs with their teeth and FOIST her away!!
[20:54] *** AR-15 has left #suburbansenshi3 ("MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmph~!!!!!!!!!!!!" O______O)
[20:54] *** AR-15 has left #suburbansenshi3
[20:54] <Ringo> Okay, get the map...we need to advance along here to...
[20:55] <Ringo> <__<
[20:55] <Ringo> >__>
[20:55] <Ringo> ..........What happened to AR-15?
[20:55] *** AND PAUSE HERE FOR TONIGHT AS I NEED TO SIGN OUT AND TAKE CARE OF SOMETHING ELSE. And it's getting a little later in the evening for most of you
[20:56] *** We'll continue on WEDNESDAY of this week. So, 48 hours.
[20:56] *** And I'll be joining you all at regular time as well tomorrow.


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