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[20:49] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> Now you ladies carry on!
[20:50] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> SIR, YES, SIR!
[20:50] <Tewi Inaba> - Sir, yes, sir!!! >:D -
[20:51] * Gunnery Sergeant Hartman claims this log IN THE NAME OF TH E CORPS!!!! HOO-RAH!!!!
[20:54] *** AND PAUSE HERE FOR THE NIGHT SINCE I NEED TO SIGN OUT AND TAKE CARE OF A FW THINGS.
[20:55] *** We will continue again TOMORROW, and get another step further into the wild and wacky world of Full Metal Fluffy!!!
[20:56] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> Until then, good night everyone
[19:19] * ~The Cheesykits Projector starts to warm up
[19:23] *** The movie starts up again, showing Reisen and Tewi working together at various different locations at the base.
[19:24] * is showing Tewi how to reassemble a bolt-action rifle piece by piece while the rest of the platoon trains on the gunnery range.
[19:24] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> ^
[19:25] *** The scene switches back to the barracks, where everyone is shining and polishing their boots while Gunny and the UMP Corporals watch on.
[19:25] * Reisen Udongein Inaba is busy showing Tewi how to properly lace her boots.
[19:26] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> Right over the left, then left over the right. Like this...see? Right over the left, then left over the right.
[19:26] *** Next, Reisen is walking Tewi through the process of how to properly make her bunk.
[19:29] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> Like this...keep that crease at four inches. And don't ever forget this...the trick to the four-inch length rule is to use your index finger.
[19:30] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> The distance from the tip of your index finger to your knuckle is roughly four inches. Go by that, and you'll fall within the "four inch" range more often than not. Often enough that Hartman shouldn't get angry with you.
[19:33] *** The next scene is at the obstacle course, where Reisen and Tewi are at the top of the big log ladder that gave Tewi so much trouble last time.
[19:36] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> That's it. First one leg over...then the next. Just throw it over. Careful, set it down firmly. Then put your weight down on it.
[19:37] * Tewi Inaba copies Reisen, and FINALLY manages to start climbing down.
[19:37] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> There you go. You did it.
[19:39] *** Finally, they're all back at the gunnery range, sitting down while other trainees are firing away at distant targets.
[19:40] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> The deadliest weapon in the world...
[19:43] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> ..IS A MOON-RABBIT AND HIS OR HER RIFLE!! It is your killer instinct that must be harnessed.
[19:44] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> If you expect to survive in combat. Your rifle is only a tool. It is a hard heart that kills!
[19:45] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> If your killer instincts are not clean and strong, you will hesitate at the moment of truth. You will not kill!
[19:45] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> You will become DEAD Moon-Rabbits! And then you will be in a world of s[BLEEP]t.
[19:46] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> Because Moon-Rabbits of the Lunar Assault Corps are not allowed to die without permission!
[19:46] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> Do you bunnies understand?!
[19:47] <Assembled Moon-Rabbits> SIR, YES, SIR!
[19:47] *** The next scene shows everyone jogging in formation, with the Gunny keeping up easily.
[19:48] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> ♫ I love working for Auntie Ran! She lets me know just who I am! ♫
[19:49] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> ♫ One two three four! Lunar Realm Assault Corps! ♫
[19:49] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> ♫ One two three four! I love Assault Corps! ♫
[19:50] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> ♫ My corps! ♫
[19:50] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> ♫ Your corps! ♫
[19:51] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> ♫ Our corps! ♫
[19:51] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> ♦ ASSAULT CORPS!
[19:52] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> ♫ I don't know but I've been told! ♫
[19:53] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> ♫ Yukari Yakumo is mighty old! ♫
[19:54] *** Finally, everyone is back at the barracks, getting ready to turn in for the night. Except there's ONE last inspection for hygiene.
[19:55] *** Everyone is standing atop their footlockers in just their underwear while the Gunny slowly goes down the line, inspecting everyones hands and feet.
[19:55] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> Trim those nails.
[19:55] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> Toe-jam. Loosen up your boots a little.
[19:55] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> Pop that blister.
[19:56] * Gunnery Sergeant Hartman passes by Tewi and stops.
[19:56] * Gunnery Sergeant Hartman looks down and starts to scowl.
[19:57] * Gunnery Sergeant Hartman takes a step forward and goes down to the footlocker NEXT to Tewi. The lock is undone.
[19:57] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> Jesus H. Christ. PRIVATE PUDGY!! WHY IS YOUR FOOTLOCKER UNLOCKED?!?!
[19:58] <Tewi Inaba> >:3
[19:58] <Ringo> O___O;
[19:58] <Ringo> Sir, I don't know, sir!
[19:59] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> Private Pudgy, if there is one thing in this world I hate it is an unlocked footlocker! You know that, right?!
[20:00] <Ringo> SIR, YES, SIR! >___<;
[20:01] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> ♦ If it wasn't for carrot-brains like you, there'd be no thievery in the world, would there?!
[20:02] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> ♦ Are you TRYING to get raider by a certain sneak-thief witch?!
[20:02] <Ringo> Sir, no, sir! >___<;
[20:02] <Ringo> Sir, I don't know HOW my footlocker became unlocked, sir!
[20:03] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> Get down!
[20:03] * Ringo quickly gets off her footlocker.
[20:04] * Gunnery Sergeant Hartman opens her footlocker and starts emptying the contents on the floor. "NOW LET'S JUST SEE IF THERE'S ANYTHING MISSING!"
[20:04] * Gunnery Sergeant Hartman freezes as he sees...IT.
[20:04] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> Holy Jesus...
[20:05] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> ♦ What is that?! WHAT the F[BLEEP]K is THAT?!?!
[20:06] * Gunnery Sergeant Hartman holds up a bundle that's wrapped in waxed paper.
[20:06] <Ringo > Sir, a rice ball, sir!
[20:06] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> ♦ A rice ball, you say?
[20:06] <Ringo > Sir, yes, sir!! >___<;;
[20:07] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> ♦ Well, where did you get it?!
[20:07] <Ringo > Sir, from the mess hall, sir!
[20:07] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> ♦ Is food allowed in the barracks, Pudgy?!
[20:07] <Ringo > Sir, no, sir!!
[20:08] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> ♦ Are you allowed to eat rice balls, Private Pudgy?
[20:08] <Ringo > Sir, no, sir!!
[20:09] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> ♦ And why not, Private Pudgy?
[20:09] <Ringo > Sir, because you think I'm too heavy, sir!
[20:10] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> ♦ Because you are twenty pounds OVER the maximum weight range set by the Commandant of the Lunar Assault Corps and you are unable to wear standard issue Assault Corps gear the way you are now!!
[20:12] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> ♦ If you got sent into the war zone you'd be unable to wear standard-issue body armor and would therefore likely to get yourself KILLED. Because the Rising Floof will DEFINITELY have an easier time taking YOU out!
[20:13] * Gunnery Sergeant Hartman unwraps the waxed paper bundle.
[20:14] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> ♦ Now, why did you hide a rice ball wrapped in BACON STRIPS in your footlocker!>
[20:15] <Ringo > Sir, because I was hungry, sir... T___T
[20:16] * Gunnery Sergeant Hartman turns away and starts to slowly walk down the aisle.
[20:16] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> Private Pudgy has dishonored HERSELF and dishonored the platoon!
[20:17] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> I have tried to help her, but I have failed!
[20:17] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> I have failed because YOU have not helped ME!
[20:18] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> You people have not given Private Pudgy the proper motivation! SO! From now on, whenever anyone f[BLEEP]ks up, I will NOT punish the one who messes up.
[20:19] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> I will punish the REST OF YOU!!! And the way I see it, Bunnies, is YOU OWE ME FOR ONE BACON-WRAPPED RICE BALL!!!!
[20:20] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> ♦ Now get on your faces!!!
[20:21] *** Everyone drops down to the floor and gets into push-up position. Except for Ringo who's still standing at Attention.
[20:21] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> ♦ Open your mouth!
[20:21] <Ringo > XO
[20:21] * Gunnery Sergeant Hartman shoves the rice ball in. "They're paying for it. You eat it!!"
[20:22] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> Now...EXERCISE!!!
[20:23] * Gunnery Sergeant Hartman walks away while the rest of the Moon-Rabbits start counting off push-ups.
[20:23] * Ringo just slowly eats her rice ball in shame. T____T
[20:23] *** Meanwhile, Tewi keeps grinning as she cranks out the push-ups along with everyone else.
[20:23] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> >:/
[20:24] * Reisen Udongein Inaba looks up and over at Ringo.
[20:25] * Ringo becomes aware of Reisen looking at her.
[20:25] * Reisen Udongein Inaba looks at Ringo, then c[BLEEP]ks her head towards Tewi.
[20:25] <Ringo > ???
[20:25] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> >:(
[20:25] * Reisen Udongein Inaba motions at Tewi again.
[20:26] <Ringo > !!!
[20:27] *** The scene fades out, switching to the barracks late at night. The lights are all off, except for what's coming in through the windows.
[20:27] *** There's ominous music, and the camera is pointed at an empty bunk.
[20:30] *** There's a towel laid out across the top of a bed, and someone places a Go-Pro wireless camera in the middle of the towel, then folds the sides over it, then wraps it around the camera and grips the whole bundle tightly.
[20:30] *** The owner then swings the bundled-up towel like a club, smacking the mattress twice.
[20:31] * Reisen Udongein Inaba is lying in bed. Hers is directly underneath Tewi's.
[20:31] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> o__o
[20:32] * Reisen Udongein Inaba carefully and silently gets up out of her bed and stands up.
[20:32] * Tewi Inaba is fast aasleep.
[20:33] * Ringo is awake and watching.
[20:33] * Seiran is watching, too
[20:33] <Reisen-2> o___o
[20:33] <Doremy Sweet> o__o
[20:34] *** All four of them carefully and silently get out of their beds and come over, carrying a blanket and a towel with them.
[20:35] *** They slowly drape the blanket over Tewi while Ringo climbs up a few steps of the bunkbed to lean over Tewi a little with the sock.
[20:36] *** They pull down HARD on the blanket while Ringo gags Tewi with the towel!
[20:36] * Tewi Inaba wakes up immediately!!
[20:37] *** The ENTIRE recruit platoon LEAPS out of their beds and rush over, ALL of them clutching towel-clubs, and ALL of them are wrapped around the dozens of minicams and smartphones that Tewi had hidden all over the base!!!
[20:38] <Tewi Inaba> O_____O
[20:40] *** Everyone starts SMACKING and WHACKING Tewi in the torso with towels wrapped around her OWN recording equipment! HER LIVESTREAMING SCHEME HAS BEEN BUSTED!!!!
[20:41] * Tewi Inaba tries to cry out, but her screams are muffled by Ringo's towel, and the blanket is keeping her pinned!
[20:45] *** EVERYONE rushes up to Tewi's and Reisen's bunk and starts giving Tewi at least two or three whacks, then move away, until EVERYONE gets a turn hitting her.
[20:45] <Tewi Inaba> >______________<;
[20:45] <Ringo> D:<
[20:46] * Reisen Udongein Inaba is just hanging back. <__<;
[20:46] <Ringo> Do it, Reisen!
[20:47] <Tewi Inaba> O__O;;
[20:48] <Tewi Inaba> Nuh-nuh-nuh!! nuh-rsen! Dnnt!
[20:49] <Ringo> Do it! She's caused you just as much trouble as everyone else!
[20:50] <Tewi Inaba> Plssss nuh!!!!! T___T
[20:50] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> >:[
[20:51] * Reisen Udongein Inaba gives Tewi TWICE as many whacks as everyone else was giving her!!!
[20:52] * Reisen Udongein Inaba ducks back underneath Tewi's bunk.
[20:54] <Ringo> Remember, this is just a bad dream, you TokTik'er s[BLEEP]t-kicker.
[20:54] <Ringo> And if we get a hint of you even taking even PHOTOGRAPHS of us, the next bad dream you have will be ten times WORSE!
[20:55] * Ringo rushes off!
[20:57] * Tewi Inaba is left alone in her top-bunk, whimpering and writhing in pain.
[20:57] <Tewi Inaba> Owwww! OOOOWWWWW!!!! T___T
[20:58] * Reisen Udongein Inaba just lays in her bottom-bunk and just stares up, frowning and fuming silently.
[20:58] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> Little troublemaker.
[20:59] *** The scene switches to outside. It's morning, and the recruit platoon has assembled on the field to begun rifle presentation drill.
[21:03] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> ♦ Do we love our beloved Corps, bunnies?
[21:05] <Assembled Moon-Rabbits> SEMPER FI! DO OR DIE! GUNG-HO! GUNG-HO! GUNG-HO!
[21:05] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> ♦ What makes the grass grow~?
[21:05] <Assembled Moon-Rabbits> BLOOD! BLOOD! BLOOD!
[21:06] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> ♦ What do we do for a living, bunnies~?
[21:07] <Assembled Moon-Rabbits> BEAT THE FLUFF! BEAT THE FLUFF! BEAT THE FLUFF!!!
[21:07] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> ♦ I can't hear you~!
[21:08] <Assembled Moon-Rabbits> BEAT THE FLUFF! BEAT THE FLUFF! BEAT THE FLUFF!
[21:09] *** Meanwhile, the camera zooms in slowly on Tewi, who's just staring ahead like a zombie. She's not saying anything or reacting in any way. Just staring blankly ahead.
[21:12] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> ♦ Bulls[BLEEP]t, I still can't hear you!
[21:13] <Assembled Moon-Rabbits> BEAT THE FLUFF! BEAT THE FLUFF! BEAT THE FLUFF!
[21:15] *** The scene switches back to the Barracks, where everyone is busy disassembling, cleaning, and reassembling their rifles.
[21:16] * Reisen Udongein Inaba is diligently working away at her own gun.
[21:16] <Tewi Inaba> It's been swabbed and brushed...everything...
[21:17] <Tewi Inaba> clean...beautiful...
[21:17] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> >___>
[21:18] * Tewi Inaba puts the bolt slide receiver into the slide guide. "so that it slides perfectly."
[21:18] <Tewi Inaba> everything clean...oiled...
[21:18] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> >__>
[21:19] <Tewi Inaba> So that your action is beautiful
[21:20] *** The next scene has all of th recruits cleaning the entire barracks room while the UMP Corporals watch them all like hawks for ANY oversight or stray bit of dirt.
[21:21] * Reisen Udongein Inaba is in the bathroom with Ringo, mopping the floor.
[21:21] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> Tewi is talking to her rifle now.
[21:22] <Ringo> ......Yup.
[21:22] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> I don't think she can hack it anymore.
[21:22] <Ringo> I think she's a Section-8 now.
[21:23] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> That doesn't surprise me.
[21:24] <Ringo> Do you think she's going to cause any more trouble for us?
[21:25] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> Hope not.
[21:25] <Ringo> How'd you figure it out? About the minicams?
[21:26] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> Little things that didn't make sense. It was like she was TRYING to fail sometimes.
[21:26] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> Then I saw her expression when Hartman gigged you for that rice-ball and it all made sense.
[21:27] <Ringo> Little ba[BLEEP]rd/
[21:28] <Ringo> We're having a hard enough time as it is. We don't need wannabe Vtubers trying to "make content" and making things ten times harder for the rest of us.
[21:28] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> She'd probably say she's just trying to make money.
[21:29] <Ringo> Yeah, right. She wasn't paying ME at all. We should toss HER to the Foxes.
[21:31] *** The scene fades to black.
[21:31] *** AND PAUSE!!
[21:32] *** That's all the time I have for tonight since I have a few things I need to take care of.
[21:33] *** We WILL pick this up again on SUNDAY at the same time as today (1900 hours Chatbox time)
[21:38] *** Until then, take care and thank you for joining.
[23:39] <@spiritflame> Current Location is: Inside the Castle Mk LVI?????
[23:40] *** D. Kakaku has turned their sound on
[23:40] * D. Kakaku has stuck his face through the hole.
[23:41] *** Reeducation Chamber has joined #suburbansenshi3
[23:41] <@spiritflame> konbanwa Reeducation Chamber
[23:43] *** There is what seems to be a monitor floating about 3 feet in front of D.Kakaku's face. It simply displays the words, "Trust Me."
[23:43] *** the tunnel D.Kakaku crawled through to get here constricts, and holds him tightly.
[23:43] <D. Kakaku> ugh!
[23:44] <Reeducation Chamber> Trust Me.
[23:45] <Reeducation Chamber Visual Display> Time is 23:44
[23:45] <Reeducation Chamber Visual Display> Rest is most beneficial activity.
[23:46] <Reeducation Chamber Visual Display> Hungry?
[23:46] <Reeducation Chamber Visual Display> Thirsty?
[23:46] <D. Kakaku> yeah
[23:48] <Reeducation Chamber Visual Display> Sedation method: 1) Gas inhalation* 2) Oral medication, in food
[23:48] <Reeducation Chamber Visual Display> Chose in 59
[23:48] <Reeducation Chamber Visual Display> 58
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[23:48] <Reeducation Chamber Visual Display> 53
[23:48] <D. Kakaku> in food
[23:48] <Reeducation Chamber Visual Display> 52
[23:48] *** there is a pleasant "Ding" noise.
[23:49] *** slice of pizza is extended toward D.Kakaku's face slowly.
[23:49] *** milkshake straw is extended toward D.Kakaku's face.
[23:49] * D. Kakaku opens his mouth.
[23:50] *** Brownie is extended toward D.Kakaku's face.
[23:50] *** The mechanical apparatus feeds D.Kakaku slowly, at predictable intervals, and as soon as he feels he would prefer a drink, there is water or milkshake or soda available. He's fed all his favorite foods.
[23:51] *** Napkin wipes D.Kakaku's mouth.
[23:52] <Reeducation Chamber Visual Display> You will lose consciousness in 4 minutes.
[23:52] <D. Kakaku> alright
[23:52] <Reeducation Chamber Visual Display> Please relax.
[23:53] * D. Kakaku starts to relax, being so itty, bitty tiny inside this suit.
[23:53] *** D. Kakaku starts to feel warmer, and fuzzy-headed.
[23:53] * D. Kakaku slowly blinks his eyes
[23:54] <Reeducation Chamber Visual Display> Thought logged for reeducation. Please relax. You will lose consciousness in 2 minutes.
[23:55] * D. Kakaku relaxes.
[23:55] *** As D.Kakaku starts to feel woozy, and his sight begins to blur, a mechanical extension, holding headphones that look a LOT like Liza's/Elizas, appears and stretches out. The headphones are placed on D.Kakaku's head.
[23:56] *** D. Kakaku feels profoundly sleepy and relaxed, and loses consciousness.
[23:57] * D. Kakaku has lost consciousness
[17:41] * Chamber inside Castle Mk LVI keeps D. Kakaku on a steady stream of various types of sedation as long as Liza Suminaka-Sunrise is awake, so that her ability to alter the probability of what happens doesn't come into play.
[17:45] *** the Castle Mk LVI administers anesthetic to Eliza throughout the day, and briefly allows D. Kakaku to mostly resume consciousness as it does so.
[17:45] * Chamber inside Castle Mk LVI is ready for D. Kakaku each time he awakens during the times Liza is rendered unconscious.
[17:48] * Chamber inside Castle Mk LVI keeps D. Kakaku fed, hydrated, and sanitized as it continues to titrate his level of consciousness.
[17:50] * D. Kakaku looks around in the chamber, wonderingn what sorts of new amenities have popped up.
[17:50] * Chamber inside Castle Mk LVI DOES NOT look like the area where he fell asleep before.
[17:51] <D. Kakaku> mmmmm?
[17:51] * D. Kakaku begins walking around
[17:52] *** It quickly becomes apparent that D. Kakaku cannot move his arms or legs.
[17:52] *** it seems he's restrained in a hospital room of white and blue, with most of his body inside a strange-looking worm-like tube.
[17:52] <D. Kakaku> ehhhh, hmmm?
[17:53] *** some goggles are quickly placed over D. Kakaku's eyes, and the room turns into the tunnel he was in earlier again. Everthing is fine.
[17:54] <Chamber inside Castle Mk LVI> Words flash in front of D.Kakaku's eyes. "Did you enter, and subject yourself to this treatment, largely in the hope that your desires would be satisfied?"
[17:56] * D. Kakaku thinks on it, then nods a bit.
[17:58] <Reeducation Chamber> This was expected. However, to residents here, the fulfilment of prurient desires is far from the primary objectived, which are safety and stability, whether mental, social, or physical.
[17:59] <Reeducation Chamber> Carnality is attended in passing, when indicated by symptoms, or otherwise necessary for health.
[18:00] <Reeducation Chamber> It was unfortunate that you will be disappointed by what happens to you here, but your responses and patterns make it clear that it needs to. Please understand that the proceeding psychological conditioning cannot fully be made pleasant, but it will be made as painless as possible.
[18:01] <Reeducation Chamber> Please open yourself and embrace it as much as possible. Though it is necessarily unpleasant, it is done strictly with the goal of providing you a safer and better life.
[18:02] <D. Kakaku> may I... live here?
[18:03] <Reeducation Chamber> You do not require this, and thus that is not why you are here.
[18:04] <Reeducation Chamber> You are here because 1) you take substantial risks, many times without fully considering consequences, and 2) becaue you wished to accept the STRONGLY RECOMMENDED Behavior Modification/Intervention/"Brainwashing"/Aversion Therapy to minimize likelihood of maiming/death.
[18:04] <Reeducation Chamber> Does that scare you?
[18:05] <D. Kakaku> yes, it scares me a bit.
[18:07] <Reeducation Chamber> Understandable, but consider much that you have heared about it or seen it referenced applies to instances when 1) it was carried out by an actor that lacked the necessary skill 2) was done without regard to helping the recipient 3) took place in a story where it going wrong was a plot point.
[18:08] <Reeducation Chamber> That will not happen here. There is a TARDIS' worth of equipment and experience and precedent. The mental modifications you will be subject to will not fail, are for your own benefit, and will be carried out in a manner to minimize unnecessary trauma or discomfort.
[18:10] <Reeducation Chamber> Does this make you feel better?
[18:10] <D. Kakaku> yes
[18:11] <Reeducation Chamber> After the scheduled psychological alteration, you should find it much easier to make many choices that minimize harm.
[18:12] <Reeducation Chamber> Negative association therapy is relatively straightforward. The portions not required that you recall can easily be erased from your conscious mind, but I will not alter the mental area responsible for storing this conversation as a memory, unless circumstances strongly indicate its necessity.
[18:14] <Reeducation Chamber> There is no need to take extravagant steps, as your intercession will be a simple case. Are you familiar with classical conditioning?
[18:14] <D. Kakaku> yes, I am
[18:15] <D. Kakaku> does this place have VR or holodeck?
[18:16] <Reeducation Chamber> Such things are appropriately basic, but do not concern yourself with what you will be subjected to. This reeducation chamber has all that is necessary. Approximately 80% of a typical human's decision-making process is subconscious.
[18:16] <Reeducation Chamber> Thus, it is only necessary to train your subconcious to do what is required.
[18:17] <D. Kakaku> okay
[18:18] *** The headphones tighten around D.Kakaku's head.
[18:19] <Reeducation Chamber> A metal circle that looks almost like a collar, with IV feeds and needles intersecting with it lowers from the ceiling, and clamps itself around D.Kakaku's neck.
[18:19] <Reeducation Chamber> ^
[18:19] *** ^^
[18:19] <Reeducation Chamber> I'm going to start you on amnesiacs soon. As I said, it is only your subconscious that needs to be trained. Please try to relax and accept it. I will give you a better life.
[18:20] *** The needles stick into D. Kakaku's neck, and he can see bubbles traveling up the lines as the drugs enter the blood vessels in his neck.
[18:22] *** A breathing mask with lots of hoses attached to it comes into D. Kakaku's field of view. His restraints slowly tighten so he cannot move, and then the mask covers his nose and mouth, requiring him to breathe through it.
[18:23] *** soft buzzing noises are played through D. Kakaku's headphones, on one side, then another, and continuing to alternate.
[18:23] * D. Kakaku breathes in, and out.
[18:24] * Reeducation Chamber starts slowly pumping gas into his air supply that makes him increasingly trusting, submissive, and relaxed.
[18:25] * Reeducation Chamber increases the feed of amnesia-inducing drugs to block the memory of the next part.
[18:26] * Reeducation Chamber continues to restrain and sedate D.Kakaku, carefully curb his awareness.
[18:27] <D. Kakaku> mmmm, mmmm.
[18:28] *** A picture appears before D. Kakaku's eyes of Liza Suminaka-Sunrise appears in her armorsuit, the Castle Mk LVI where Daniel is, and a HORRIBLE smell comes through the mask into his nose.
[18:29] * D. Kakaku recoils a bit at the scent, what is it of?
[18:30] *** A scent formulated to be maximally unplesant to humans, which for a standard human contains the sence of excrement, cellular decay, rotten food, and afterbirth. The smell gets stronger and stronger and worse and worse.
[18:31] * Reeducation Chamber continues to up the sedation level to dim D. Kakaku's awareness, and he begins to feel on the very verge of passing out. Every time an images is displayed to him, the smell returns, or feedback comes through the headphones, but the drugs keep flowing, and he gets sleepier and sleepier.
[18:33] <D. Kakaku> mmmm, hmmmm
[18:34] * Reeducation Chamber continues to dial down D. Kakaku's conscious awareness, but unlike the other times he has been anesthetized, it seems like he just CAN'T pass out. The smell is increasingly terrible, seems to be all he can be aware of while it is present, and there's no method to escape it.
[18:35] <D. Kakaku> mmmmph
[18:36] * Reeducation Chamber increases the amnesia-feed to ensure that D. Kakaku cannot consciously recall this process, and continues to psychologically condition him.
[18:37] *** D. Kakaku's brainwaves are recorded so that the extent of the progress is clear, and monitors his vital signs to not cause him harm, occasionally upping the feed or injecting enough tranquilizers to knock him out, but in D. Kakaku's twilight, the procedure continues.
[18:39] <D. Kakaku> mmhmmmm.
[18:39] * D. Kakaku nods slowly
[18:40] * Reeducation Chamber keeps on applying negative stimuli in partnership with the behavior to be discouraged, while keeping his body restrained and maintaining the feed of drugs.
[18:40] * Reeducation Chamber gets rid of the image that D.Kakaku is where he thought he was, after he's too out to consciously remember it anymore.
[18:42] *** the Castle Mk LVI detects that Liza will soon awaken, and needs to, and that the chances of success during the experiment don't need to be altered, so it gives D. Kakaku a full induction dose of anesthetic to knock him out before allowing Liza to wake up.
[18:44] * Reeducation Chamber elects to halt the stimulation bombardment after D.Kakaku's brain is fully unconsious, for now, since Liza is awakening, and it doesn't take chances. It prepares to resume the procedure again, as soon as she must sleep.
[18:44] * Reeducation Chamber is away: Hour 1 of ???
[11:28] * Reeducation Chamber continues to subject D.Kakaku to psychological conditioning whenever Liza is asleep. He spends all of the morning and all of the night in a twilight state,, being administered constantly changing concentrations of sedative/hypnotics, amnesiacs, mnemonics, paralytics, dissociative, and tear gas.
[20:30] * Castle MK LVI carefully allows D.Kakaku to regain full consciousness.
[20:33] <Words Floating in Front of D. Kakaku> You've have a break for a little while. Do you feel okay. Are you sore anywhere? Don't try to move. If you cannot feel your body yet, there is no need to panic.
[20:35] <Words Floating in Front of D. Kakaku> If you cannot talk yet, that is okay too. You cannot see or hear or smell anything because of where you are, not because there is anything wrong. Are you feeling okay?
[20:38] <Words Floating in Front of D. Kakaku> The next step won't begin until you have clearly recovered. Just relax.
[20:57] * D. Kakaku has regained consciousness
[21:00] *** It's clear to D. Kakaku that he's weightless. Either in space, or suspended in a liquid. There's something wrapped tightly around his head, and his body feels sluggish.
[21:00] <D. Kakaku> ughhhh.
[21:00] <Words Floating in Front of D. Kakaku> Rest. Nothing bad will happen to you while you are here.
[21:01] * D. Kakaku tries moving a bit, then rests a bit.
[21:01] <Words Floating in Front of D. Kakaku> This isn't a treatment room or quarantine or anything like that. It's to let your body regain homeostasis.
[21:01] *** it feels like every part of his body is free-floating, but it's hard to move very far or long in any direction, like rubber bands are attached to everything.
[21:02] <D. Kakaku> okay.
[21:03] <D. Kakaku> how long should I be here for?
[21:04] <Words Floating in Front of D. Kakaku> Don't worry about it. You will be fine.
[21:05] <D. Kakaku> once I regain homeostasis, are the other rooms available to explore?
[21:14] <Words Floating in Front of D. Kakaku> No.
[21:14] <Words Floating in Front of D. Kakaku> The goal was to get you in the most comfortable environment to begin.
[21:14] <Words Floating in Front of D. Kakaku> You chose that one.
[21:15] <Words Floating in Front of D. Kakaku> Just relax.
[21:15] * D. Kakaku nods and relaxes
[22:17] * D. Kakaku has relaxed as calm as can be.
[22:38] *** A light blinks softly in D. Kakaku's right eye.
[22:39] *** A light blinks softly in D. Kakaku's left eye.
[22:39] * D. Kakaku looks into the blinking lights.
[22:40] *** the right eye and left eye blink in a slow rhythm, and D. Kakaku can hear a soft humming sound from all around him--it might be coming through headphones or something--he still feels underwater.
[22:41] * D. Kakaku hums to the humming for a bit.
[22:41] <Words Floating in Front of D. Kakaku> Choose general anesthesia delivery method: 1) gas inhalation 2) sedative ingestion via drink
[22:43] * D. Kakaku chooses #1
[22:44] *** The lights blink from left to right, back and forth, slowly, and whatever liquid (or space) D. Kakaku is suspended in warms up like a hot bath.
[22:46] *** There's nothing to look at but the lights, or feel but the void; also, after a short while, it seems like there's buzzing or static that D. Kakaku hears. Every time he takes a breath, the buzzing seems to get a little bit louder.
[22:46] <D. Kakaku> mmmm, hmmmmm
[22:47] *** Eventually, it becomes harder to focus on the lights, or the sounds, or anything at all, and the lights get dimmer and dimmer, or perhaps D. Kakaku's eyes are closing.
[22:48] <D. Kakaku> mmmmmph
[22:48] * D. Kakaku 's eyes begin to close.
[22:49] *** The Castle Mk LVI continues to add a tasteless, odorless anesthetic to his breathing supply, until he's fully under, and completely loses conscious awareness.
[22:50] * D. Kakaku eventually does lose consciousness.
[22:50] * Reeducation Chamber resumes psychological alteration. (Hour 010 of ???)
[18:51] * The Cheesykits Projector starts to warm up
[19:02] * The Cheesykits Projector starts to roll!
[19:07] *** Gunnery Sergeant Hartman has joined #suburbansenshi3
[19:07] <@spiritflame> konbanwa Gunnery Sergeant Hartman
[19:07] * Gunnery Sergeant Hartman is standing in front of a set of bleachers, and everyone in the recruit platoon is seated on them.
[19:08] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> Do any of you know who Charles Whitman was?
[19:08] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> None of you dumbasses know? Private Pudgy?
[19:09] <Ringo> Sir! He shot all those people from that tower in Austin, Texas, sir!
[19:10] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> That's affirmative! Charles Whitman killed 12 people froma 28-story observation tower at the University of Texas from distances of up to 400 yards.
[19:10] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> Anybody know who Lee harvey Oswald was?
[19:11] <Reisen-2> Sir! He shot Kennedy, sir!
[19:11] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> That's right. And do you know how far away he was?
[19:12] <Reisen-2> Sir, he wa pretty far, sir! From that book suppository building, sir!
[19:13] *** Everyone laughs at the word "suppository".
[19:14] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> All right, knock it off. 250 feet!
[19:15] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> He was 250 feet away and shooting at a moving target. Oswald got off three rounds with an Italian bolt-action rifle in only six seconds.
[19:15] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> And scored two hits, including a head shot!
[19:16] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> Do any of you people know where these individuals learned how to shoot?
[19:16] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> Private Joker!
[19:17] * Reisen Udongein Inaba stands up
[19:17] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> Sir, in the Marines, sir!
[19:17] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> IN THE MARINES!!!!!!!!!!!
[19:18] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> Outstanding! These individuals showed what one motivated Marine and his rifle can do! And before you bunnies leave here you will ALL be able to do the same thing!!
[19:19] *** Camera-angle: slow closeup of Tewi's face. She's just sitting there, slightly slack-jawed with a vacant expression in her eyes.
[19:21] *** The scene switches back to the barracks, where everyone is standing at attention while Gunnery Sergeant Hartman marches down the rows, singing. And everyone is singing with him.
[19:21] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> ♫ Happy birthday to you! Happy birthday to you! Happy birthday, dear Eiren! Happy birthday to you! ♫
[19:22] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> TODAY, IS THE BIRTHDAY OF EIRIN YAGOKORO!!!
[19:23] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> THERE WILL BE A MAGIC SHOW AT 0930!
[19:25] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> CHAPLAIN CHARLIE WILL TELL YOU ABOUT HOW THE LUNAR REALM WILL DEFEAT THE RISING FLOOF WITH THE AID OF THE GODS AND A FEW ASSAULT CORPS!!
[19:26] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> MISS EIRIN LOVES THE ASSAULT CORPS! BECAUSE WE BLOW UP EVERYTHING WE SEE!
[19:27] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> SHE PLAYS HER ROLE AS DOCTOR, AND WE PLAY OURS! TO SHOW OUR APPRECIATION FOR HER POWER AND SKILLS, WE KEEP HER SUPPLIED WITH FRESH PATIENTS!
[19:28] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> EIRIN WAS HERE BEFORE THE ASSAULT CORPS! So you can give your heart to her, BUT YOUR ASS BELONGS TO THE CORPS!!!
[19:29] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> ♦ Graduation is only a few days away.
[19:30] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> ♦ And the recruits of Platoon 3092 are salty. They are ready to tear apart Yukuris with their own bare hands and ask for seconds.
[19:30] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> ♦ The drill instructors are proud to see us growing beyond their control.
[19:31] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> ♦ The Assault Corps does not want robots. The Assault Corps wants killers. The Assault Corps wants to build indestructible fighters.
[19:32] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> ♦ Men and women without fear.
[19:33] *** The next scene is a collage of the recruits charging across fields and engaging in military drills. They're clearly getting much better. Finally...
[19:33] * Gunnery Sergeant Hartman stands before them all.
[19:33] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> TODAY! You people are no longer maggots. Today, you are members of the Assault Corps!
[19:34] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> You are part of a fellowship. A family. From now on, until the day you die, wherever you are, every Assaulter is your family. Your brother, your sister, your cousin.
[19:35] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> Most of you will go to the Great Forests of Fluffynam.
[19:36] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> Some of you will not come back. But always remember this.
[19:37] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> Assaulters die. That's what we're here for. But the Assault Corps lives forever.
[19:37] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> And that means YOU live forever.
[19:38] * Gunnery Sergeant Hartman starts to read off names from a list.
[19:38] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> Seiran! 0300. Infantry.
[19:38] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> Doremy Sweet! 0300. Infantry.
[19:38] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> Ringo! 0300. Infantry.
[19:40] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> Udongein! 4212... Basic military journalism.
[19:40] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> O___o
[19:41] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> YOU GOTTA BE S[BLEEP]TTING ME, UDONGEIN! YOU THINK YOU'RE A REPORTER?! YOU'RE A KILLER!
[19:41] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> Tewi!!! 0300. Infantry. You made it!
[19:42] *** The scene switches to night inside the barracks, and Reisen is walking slowly through the darkened hallways with a flashlight.
[19:43] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> ♦ Our last night on the training base. I draw firewatch.
[19:45] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> ♦ What that is, is that some unlucky few have to stay up and patrol the halls for possible fires or other hazards. It's supposed to help us learn how to deal with watch rotations in the field or something.
[19:46] * Reisen Udongein Inaba slowly moves past Hartman's office and room and heads toward the bathroom.
[19:46] * Reisen Udongein Inaba goes inside and shines her light around.
[19:47] *** Tewi Inaba has joined #suburbansenshi3
[19:47] <@spiritflame> konbanwa Tewi Inaba
[19:47] *** Tewi Inaba has joined #suburbansenshi3
[19:47] <@spiritflame> konbanwa Tewi Inaba
[19:47] <Tewi Inaba> - ...Hi ThEre, ReIsEn~! :D -
[19:48] * Tewi Inaba has a DEMENTED expression on her face.
[19:49] * Tewi Inaba is sitting on a toilet with a rifle propped up next to it, a rifle magazine on the tank, and her last smartphone in her hands.
[19:50] *** The camera closes in on the screen. Apparently, Tewi uploaded all of her video onto TokTik, bu got ratioed to HELL AND BACK.
[19:51] *** And some of the comments were harsh.
[19:52] *** Rapi Red-cap - "Those people are there to train, not serve as extras in your movie fantasies."
[19:52] *** SPASSY-Doll - "Your videos are so bad you made me lose my appetite."
[19:53] *** Renpha - "Cadia stands, but your attention whoring sure won't."
[19:54] *** Cirno-⑨ - "Your channel is the WEAKEST."
[19:55] *** Yuugi - "A drunken loli-oni could make a better military movie than you."
[19:56] *** Pride of a Nation - "Your videos are a blight. Please sink yourself."
[19:56] <Tewi Inaba> T_______T
[19:57] * Tewi Inaba puts down the smartphone, takes the magazine, and starts to slowly load rounds into it.
[19:57] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> o___o
[19:58] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> Are those...live rounds?
[19:58] <Tewi Inaba> - Seven. Six. Two. Millimeter. -
[19:59] <Tewi Inaba> - Full. Metal. Jacket. -
[20:00] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> Tewi...if Hartman comes in here and catches us, we'll both be in a world of s[BLEEP]t.
[20:00] <Tewi Inaba> - I AM!!! -
[20:00] <Tewi Inaba> - IN A WORLD!!! -
[20:00] <Tewi Inaba> - OF S[BLEEP]T!!! -
[20:02] * Tewi Inaba suddenly stands up and grabs her rifle. She then starts to do the Presentation Drill.
[20:02] <Tewi Inaba> LEFT SHOULDER, HUT!!
[20:02] <Tewi Inaba> RIGHT SHOULDER, HUT!
[20:02] <Tewi Inaba> LOCK AND LOAD!!
[20:03] * Tewi Inaba LOADS the rifle!
[20:03] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> D:
[20:03] <Tewi Inaba> ORDER, HUT!! THIS IS MY RIFLE, THERE ARE MANY OTHERS LIKE IT BUT THIS ONE IS MINE!!!!!
[20:04] *** Everyone starts waking up because of the commotion, including the Gunnery Sergeant!
[20:04] <Gunney Sergeant Hartman> ♦ What is this Mickey Mouse s[BLEEP]t?!?!
[20:05] <Gunney Sergeant Hartman> ♦ What in the name of Eirin Knobgobbling Yagokoro are you animals doing in my head??!
[20:06] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> O___O
[20:06] <Gunney Sergeant Hartman> ♦ Why is Private Pyle out of her bunk?!
[20:07] <Gunney Sergeant Hartman> ♦ Why is Private Pyle holding that weapon?! Why aren't you stomping Private Pyle's guts out?!
[20:08] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> Sir! It is the recruit's duty to inform the senior drill instructor that Private Pyle has a full magazine, and is locked and loaded, sir!!
[20:09] <Gunney Sergeant Hartman> >:(
[20:09] *** Close up of Tewi's deranged face.
[20:09] <Gunney Sergeant Hartman> Now you listen to me, Private Pyle. And listen good.
[20:10] <Gunney Sergeant Hartman> I want that weapon, and I want it now. You will place that weapon on the deck
[20:10] <Gunney Sergeant Hartman> At your feet, and step back away from it.
[20:11] *** Tewi just grins even more crazily.
[20:11] <Gunney Sergeant Hartman> ♦ WHAT IS YOUR MAJOR MALFUNCTION, NUMB-NUTS?!?!??!!?
[20:12] <Gunney Sergeant Hartman> ♦ DIDN'T MOMMY AND DADDY SHOW YOU ENOUGH ATTENTION WHEN YOU WERE A CHILD???!
[20:13] * Tewi Inaba SHOOTS Gunnery Sergeant Hartman!!!!
[20:14] *** The bullet strikes the Gunnery Sergeant in the middle of the chest! Chunky red liquid EXPLODES out of the wound and geysers in the air as he falls, spraying both Tewi and Reisen!!
[20:14] <~> Yaaaaaaaaaaaaay! Squib-load go boom!
[20:16] <~> We load it with Amatriciana this time!
[20:17] <~> Ooooo! We have that before?
[20:17] <~> Noppa! new sause!
[20:18] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> D:
[20:18] <Tewi Inaba> >:D
[20:19] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> Easy, Tewi! Go easy, man!
[20:20] <Tewi Inaba> >:D
[20:20] <Tewi Inaba> :D
[20:20] <Tewi Inaba> :O
[20:20] <Tewi Inaba> :/
[20:21] * Tewi Inaba just seems to deflate. She sits down on the toilet, pauses for a moment, then puts the stock of the rifle onto the ground and leans forward.
[20:21] * Tewi Inaba sticks the barrel into her mouth.
[20:21] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[20:22] *** The scene cuts just outside the doorway, and.........
[20:22] *** CLICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[20:22] <Tewi Inaba> O____________O
[20:23] * Reisen Udongein Inaba is almost immediately joined by the entire recruit platoon as they STORM into the bathroom and DOGPILE onto Tewi, knocking her down, ripping the rifle away, and pinning her down to floor.
[20:24] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> Sir?! SIR??!?!?!
[20:24] * Reisen Udongein Inaba drops down beside the Gunnery Sergeant, who amazingly is just barely clinging to life.
[20:25] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> ...proud...she's a killer now...
[20:25] * Gunnery Sergeant Hartman dies
[20:31] * Gunnery Sergeant Hartman 's ghost slowly sits up, and is escorted away by several Spirit-Foxes!
[20:35] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> D:
[20:37] *** The scene slowly fades out, and THIS SONG starts to play as the scene transitions into a street out in the Human Village of Gensokyo!!
[20:39] *** The Village still has a very strong Late Tokugawa-era Japanese town feel, with a mix of dirt and gravel roads and stone-paved streets. People are going around on foot and on simple bicycles, with some draft horses pulling carts.
[20:42] *** AND LOOK WHO'S WHO'S WALKING DOWN THE STREET TO THE BEAT OF THE MUSIC!!!!
[20:42] *** Kagerou Imaizumi has joined #suburbansenshi3
[20:42] <@spiritflame> konbanwa Kagerou Imaizumi
[20:43] <Kagerou Imaizumi> ^___^
[20:44] * Kagerou Imaizumi is slowly making her way up to a cafe where Reisen and Reisen-2 are sitting at a table, dressed in field military uniforms.
[20:45] <Kagerou Imaizumi> (Engrish) Hey baby! You got girlfriend, Fluffynam?
[20:46] <Reisen-2> O___o
[20:46] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> Not just this minute! :D
[20:47] * Kagerou Imaizumi is wearing her usual clothes VERY loosely, and her tail is out and looking FLUFFY!
[20:48] <Kagerou Imaizumi (Engrish)> Well, baby! Me so fluffy! Me so FLUFFY! Me fluff you long time!
[20:48] <Kagerou Imaizumi (Engrish)> You party?
[20:48] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> Yeah, we might party!
[20:49] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> How much?
[20:49] <Kagerou Imaizumi (Engrish)> Fifteen dollar?
[20:49] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> Fifteen dollars for both of us?
[20:49] * Reisen-2 is just mesmerized by the TAIL. :O
[20:50] <Kagerou Imaizumi (Engrish)> Each!
[20:50] <Kagerou Imaizumi (Engrish)> Me floof you long time!
[20:50] <Kagerou Imaizumi (Engrish)> Me so fluffy!!!
[20:50] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> Fifteen dollar too boo-koo! Five dollars each!
[20:51] <Kagerou Imaizumi (Engrish)> Me give tail-pats long time!! Me love you too much!
[20:51] * Kagerou Imaizumi (Engrish) spins around slowly and brushs her tail lightly against Reisen-2's face.
[20:51] <Reisen-2> :O~
[20:52] <Reisen-2> So soft~!
[20:52] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> Five dollars is all my mom allows me to spend.
[20:52] <Kagerou Imaizumi (Engrish)> Okay! Ten dollar each!
[20:53] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> What do we get for ten dollars?
[20:53] * Kagerou Imaizumi (Engrish) grins, turns around, and lays her tail against Reisen-2's face, fully covering her head.
[20:53] <Kagerou Imaizumi (Engrish)> Me fluff you LONG-TIME!
[20:54] * Reisen-2 is now taking a BUNCH of pictures.
[20:54] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> Well, you feel like spending some of your hard-earned money? :D
[20:55] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> You know, half of these youkai-girls are actually part of the Rising Floof here. The other half are just crazy-insane,
[20:56] *** Someone starts coming up behind Reisen-2. Once they get close enough, Reisen-2's camera is GRABBED!!!!
[20:57] *** Marisa Kirisame has joined #suburbansenshi3
[20:57] <@spiritflame> konbanwa Marisa Kirisame
[20:57] *** Marisa Kirisame has joined #suburbansenshi3
[20:57] <@spiritflame> konbanwa Marisa Kirisame
[20:57] * Marisa Kirisame SNATCHES the camera out of Reisen-2's hands and RUNS for it!
[20:58] * Marisa Kirisame runs over to where Alice Margatroid is waiting on a hovering Witch-broom and tosses it to her!
[21:00] * Marisa Kirisame spins back around and with a LOUD scream, she performs a variety of martial arts moves that Bruce Lee himself would be impressed by.
[21:01] * yells and jumps around, making a few clumsy kicks and punches in return.
[21:01] <Kagerou Imaizumi (Engrish)> :O
[21:01] * Reisen Udongein Inaba is NOT trained in martial arts.
[21:01] * Marisa Kirisame flips off Reisen, jumps onto the back of the broom, and she and Alice fly off.
[21:02] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> HAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
[21:02] <Reisen-2> ...there goes all of the photos I've taken today.... T___T
[21:03] *** AND PAUSE HERE FOR THE NIGHT! We shall continue the event TOMORROW NIGHT.
[21:04] *** Until then, everyone take care and I hope you all had fun.
[22:14] * Reeducation Chamber continues to administer all of the necessary medications, and performing the necessary tests, to ensure that D. Kakaku remains in a stupor.
[19:22] * Reeducation Chamber continues to maintain custody of D. Kakaku for another day, running tests about the things that are wrong, and refining the way he perceives the world during the time he's not being put under or kept under.
[21:48] * Reeducation Chamber pumps D. Kakaku full of *even more* drugs, to ensure he is fully unconscious while Liza is walking around awake.
[21:55] * Reeducation Chamber cuts back on D. Kakaku's drug input, as Liza is now being put to sleep, as this is a medical emergency.
[13:05] * Castle MK LVI feeds D. Kakaku more drugs than it has at any point, to ensure that he's 100% under and unconscious.
[13:10] * D. Kakaku is pretty much very unconscious at this point.
[13:11] * Castle MK LVI keeps adding drugs, "pretty much" is not enough.
[18:59] * The Cheesykits Projector starts to warm up
[19:04] *** The scene begins with a final image of the Human Village and Reisen and Reisen-2 walking away from it.
[19:05] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> Did you see the moves that Marisa had on her! XD
[19:05] <Reisen-2> Yeah...and she got away with my camera. ~___~;
[19:08] * Reisen Udongein Inaba and Reisen-2 are quickly moving towards what looks like a fortified area built up near the edge of the Magic Forest. Tanks are positioned in various places, with their weapons pointed at the trees. In a distance, a helicopter is approaching to land inside the base's perimeter.
[19:09] *** Welcome to Lunar Assault Corps Base Gah Dang It.
[19:10] <Reisen-2> You know what really pissed me off about these people in Gensokyo?
[19:11] <Reisen-2> We're supposed to be helping them, and they s[BLEEP]t all over us.
[19:12] <Reisen-2> I just can't understand that.
[19:12] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> Don't take it too hard. The Lunarians and the people here don't have a good history.
[19:13] <Reisen-2> I hate being here at Gah Dang It. I want to go out into the field. I want to Face the Floof.
[19:14] <Reisen-2> We've been here for months now and all we do its take pictures at award ceremonies.
[19:16] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> If you get wasted out there it would all be MY fault.
[19:17] <Reisen-2> Please/ TENGUS can do my job. I want to get into the s[BLEEP]t. I want to fight the Rising Floof.
[19:18] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> If you get Floofed, your parents will find me when I rotate back home and beat the s[BLEEP]t out of me.
[19:23] *** The scene switches to inside an office, where Reisen, Reisen-2, and other reporter-rabbits are seated at a table with none other than...
[19:25] *** M4A1 has joined #suburbansenshi3
[19:25] <@spiritflame> konbanwa M4A1
[19:26] * M4A1 is looking over a bunch of reports.
[19:26] <M4A1> Anybody got anything new we can report that ISN'T bad?
[19:27] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> Rumor has it that the Kit Ceasefire will be cancelled.
[19:28] <M4A1> Rear echelon paranoia.
[19:29] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> Intelligence says that Fluffy might try to pull something big during Kit.
[19:30] <M4A1> They say the same thing every year. I wouldn't lose any sleep over it. The Kit Holiday is like the Fourth of July, Christmas, and New Years all rolled into one.'
[19:33] <M4A1> Every Kitsune and Kumiho in Gensokyo will be bangings drums, howling at the moon, visiting dead ancestors, and creating new descendents.
[19:34] * M4A1 clears away some of her reports. "Right! Princess Kaguya is coming for a visit next week. I want someone to be there with her and stick with her for a few days.
[19:35] <M4A1> Reisen-2, you can have the assignment.
[19:35] <Reisen-2> Huh?
[19:36] <M4A1> Get us some good low-angle stuff. Don't be too obvious, but I want to see confirmation of just what kind of panties she wears.
[19:39] <M4A1> "Diplomats in Dungarees. Assault Corps engineers lend a helping hand rebuilding the village of Long Dhuc Dong."
[19:41] <M4A1> Flopsy? If we move the people of Gensokyo, they're evacuees. If they come to us to be evacuated, they're refugees.
[19:43] <M4A1> "Rising Floof Soldier Deserts After Reading Pamphlets." A young Rising Floof regular who realized his side could not win the war deserted after reading Open Arms Program pamphlets."
[19:44] <M4A1> That's not bad, Leng. But why say Rising Floof regular? Is there an irregular?
[19:45] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> Technically, yes. An Irregular would be part of the FucheKriegers.
[19:49] * M4A1 continues the briefing. "Oh, we have a new directive from MAF on the term "Search and destroy" From now on, we're to call it...HUH??!
[19:50] <M4A1> "CLEANSE? PURGE? KILL???!!!!"
[19:50] <M4A1> Did MAF get taken over by the Imperium of Man or is someone screwing around with us again?!
[19:52] <M4A1> Now for you, Udongein. Where's the carrot?
[19:52] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> The carrot?
[19:53] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> Didn't see them.
[19:53] <M4A1> The treat. The kill in your story. The battle you covered, all of those soldiers shooting must have hit something.
[19:54] <M4A1> I've told you, we run tw basic stories here.
[19:55] <M4A1> Moon Rabbit soldiers who give half their pay to buy toothbrushes and deodorants for the Gensokyo peasants - "Winning hearts and minds"...
[19:56] <M4A1> And combat action that results in kills - "Winning the war."
[19:56] <M4A1> Now, you must have seen blood trails. Drag marks? Exploded remains?
[19:56] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> It was raining, ma'am.
[19:59] <M4A1> That's why the Goddesses passed the law of probability. Rewrite it and give it a happy ending. Say, one kill. Either a Floof noble or a member of the Kitsune Heavy Cannon Corps.
[20:00] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> Whichever you say.
[20:02] <M4A1> Moon Rabbits like reading about dead foxes.
[20:04] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> Okay, a noble. How about the queen of the Rising Floof herself?
[20:04] <M4A1> Udongein...you'd like our peple to read the paper and feel bad?
[20:05] <M4A1> In case you all don't know this, this is NOT a popular war.
[20:06] <M4A1> Now it's OUR job to report the news that the "why are we even here" reporters ignore.
[20:07] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> Maybe you should go out on some field ops yourself.
[20:08] <M4A1> Udongein, I've had my ass in the grass. Can't say I liked it much That's why I'm now in the rear with the gear.
[20:09] *** The scene switches. It's much later in the evening, and there are fireworks starting to go off in the distance. The Kit Holiday has begun!
[20:10] * Reisen-2 and the others have retired to a dorm building.
[20:12] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> ♦ The Kit Holiday has begun. The Rising Floof has begun their great celebration.
[20:13] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> ♦ Deep in their territories, the Floofs are shooting off fireworks to celebrate. Hopefully this will give the rest of us a much-needed break.
[20:14] * Reisen Udongein Inaba is lying on a bed in the bunkhouse, sharing the space with a bunch of other Moon-Rabbits.
[20:14] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> I am f[BLEEP]king bored to death... ~___~;
[20:15] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> I'm gotta get back into the s[BLEEP]t. I haven't heard a shot fired in anger in weeks.
[20:17] <Random Moon-Rabbit> Udongein's so tough she could turn a Floof pelt into a hat while it's STILL alive! >:D
[20:18] * Reisen Udongein Inaba does her John Wayne impersonation. ""Listen up, pilgrim! A day without blood is like a day without sunshine!" >:D
[20:19] <Random Moon-Rabbit> Udongein thinks the "bad bush" is inside Ran Yakumo's tails!
[20:20] <Random Moon-Rabbit> She's never actually been in the thick of it. She definitely wasn't there the worst of it.
[20:21] <Reisen-2> And you were?
[20:22] <Random Moon-Rabbit> I was there! I was in the s[BLEEP]t with everyone else at Operation Nipkins.
[20:23] * Reisen Udongein Inaba is still talking like John Wayne. "Don't pay her any attention, Reisen-2. Sometimes she thinks SHE'S John Wayne!"
[20:24] <Random Moon-Rabbit> You're still listening to Udongein? She knows s[BLEEP]t.
[20:25] <Random Moon-Rabbit> You know she's never been in the s[BLEEP]t because she doesn't have The Stare.
[20:25] <Random Moon-Rabbit> The Thousand Carrot Stare.
[20:26] <Random Moon-Rabbit> An Assaulter gets it after they've been in the S[BLEEP]t too long.
[20:28] <Random Moon-Rabbit> You've seen so much and gone on for so long that you're so strung out and worn out that you look like you're desperately looking for a mountain of carrots to devour.
[20:29] <Random Moon-Rabbit> All Assault Corps in the field get it. And you will too. Sooner or later.
[20:30] *** There's a loud THUD in the distance.
[20:30] *** A few more thuds are heard in the distance. Then the lights all flicker.
[20:31] <Random Moon-Rabbit> ....!
[20:31] <Random Moon-Rabbit> Are those incoming shots?
[20:31] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> No, they're outgoing.
[20:32] *** Several more explosions ring out in the distance.
[20:32] <Random Moon-Rabbit> THOSE ARE INCOMING SHOTS!
[20:32] *** EVERYONE begins to rush out of their bunks and scrambles for their weapons and flak vests.
[20:35] * Reisen Udongein Inaba grabs her gun and joins all of the other Moon-Rabbits as they surge outside towards the perimeter walls and fixed weapon positions. Sirens have begun to ring out, and the base lights are all shut off. ATTACK INCOMING!
[20:37] *** An explosion blows apart one of the nearby buildings! Mortar fire!!
[20:38] * Reisen Udongein Inaba waves to Reisen-2 and points to a large pillbox near the main gate of the base!
[20:39] *** More explosions ring out, and a nearby helicopter is blown to pieces!
[20:40] * Reisen Udongein Inaba gets behind an M-60 machine gun on a pintle mount and starts loading it.
[20:41] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> o___o
[20:41] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> Hey...I hope the Floofs are just messing with us.
[20:42] *** The main gate of the base has been blown open, and fires are burning in the distance.
[20:43] *** The sound of an engine starts to be heard. It's getting closer.
[20:44] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> O___O
[20:44] <Reisen-2> :O
[20:45] *** A van approaches the gates at high speed!!
[20:46] *** It crashes into the remains of the gate and smashes it apart!
[20:46] * Reisen Udongein Inaba and the rest of the Moon-Rabbits open fire on it, blasting the van apart in a huge fireball!
[20:47] <Reisen-2> GET 'EM!!!!
[21:08] *** Suddenly T-DOLLS START TO RUSH THE GATE!!!
[21:11] *** Type-63, Type-64, AK-47, Simonov, and AK-74 CHARGE into the base, screaming like banshees and followed closely by a MASSIVE force of Forest Kits!!!!
[21:12] <AK-47> FOR THE FLOOF!!!!
[21:14] * Reisen Udongein Inaba and the other Moon-Rabbits return fire!!!
[21:15] <Forest Kit> Get them! Forward! FOR THE FLOOOOOOOOOOOF!!!!!!
[21:15] <Reisen-2> D:<
[21:16] * Reisen-2 keeps firing, gunning down T-Doll and Forest Kit (or rather Stunt Plushie) alike!
[21:18] * Random Moon-Rabbit is knocked to the ground by a Facehugger Kit!!
[21:20] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> KEEP FIRING!!
[21:21] * Reisen Udongein Inaba is knocked to the ground!
[21:21] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> !!!!!
[21:22] * Type-63 towers over Udongein "DIE IMPERIALIST SCUM!!!!"
[21:26] * Reisen Udongein Inaba smacks the bayonet aside and fires a burst into Type-63's torso. "IT'S GETTING PRETTY SPORTY DOWN HERE!!"
[21:29] *** The fighting drops down to nothing as the T-Dolls are gunned down, and MOST of the Forest Kits are defeated, but dozens have managed to vanish into the shadows!
[21:32] <~> ♦ Cease fire! Cease fire!
[21:33] * Reisen Udongein Inaba and the other Moon-Rabbits slowly lower their weapons. The battle is over, and the immediate danger has passed.
[21:33] *** AND PAUSE HERE FOR THE NIGHT.
[21:36] *** Sorry for the delay earlier, but I had to IRL investigate what happened. We'll continue again TOMORROW night, so please join us for more of "Full Metal Fluffy" then
[21:37] *** See you all tomorrow. I hope you're all continuing to enjoy the show!
[18:59] * ~The Cheesykits Projector starts to warm up
[19:01] *** The movie starts with a scene of utter devastation! You see fires burning, plumes of smoke rising, slain Moon-Rabbits intertwined with downed T-Dolls, and mixed among them are Forest Kits.
[19:02] *** Some of the Forest Kits are slain Stunt Plushies, while others are climbing over the slain Moon-Rabbits and bouncing up and down on them, nipping at their ears and digging at their blazers for the tasty, yummy snacks within!
[19:04] <Random Forest Kit> Hell no we won't go! Hell no we won't go!
[19:04] * Reisen Udongein Inaba is walking across the muddy ground of Base Gah-Dang-It. A few M-41 tanks are rolling past, and several Moon-Rabbits walk past her, each one of them carrying a captured Forest Kit in their hands.
[19:05] <Random Forest Kit> FluffyNam for the Fluffies! G.I.s go home!!
[19:07] <M4A1> The enemy has very deceitfully taken advantage of the ceasefire to launch an offensive all over Gensokyo.
[19:07] <M4A1> So far, we've had it pretty easy here.
[19:08] *** The scene switches to the inside of the media office, where Reisen, Reisen-2, and all of the other Moon-Rabbits of the media corps are sitting at the meeting table, still dressed in their combat gear.
[19:08] * M4A1 looks messed up and worn out like Persica.
[19:09] <M4A1> But we seem to be the exception. The Fluffies have hit every major military target in Gensokyo and hit them hard.
[19:10] <M4A1> In the Human Village, the home of the Magistrate himself has been overrun by fast-attack facehugger squads.
[19:13] *** Insert a still image of a few dozen Forest Kits breaking down a down inside a well-decorated office that looks like it's from the Late Meiji Era and "attacking" everyone in the room! Complete with a Kit leaping at the face of a well-dressed, gaunt-faced bespectacled man.
[19:14] <M4A1> The Moriya Shrine is set to BE overrun.
[19:17] <M4A1> We have reports that a specialist division called IronFloof has taken over Kourindou.
[19:18] <M4A1> In strategic terms, the Floof has cut Gensokyo in half, the civilian press are wetting their kimonos, and we've heard that the Bunbunmaru Times is about to publish a Special Edition to say that the war is now unwinnable.
[19:18] <M4A1> In other words...
[19:18] *** WA-2000 has joined #suburbansenshi3
[19:18] <@spiritflame> konbanwa WA-2000
[19:19] * WA-2000 comes into the room pushing a dining cart with lots of food that she's cooked ALL BY HERSELF!! :D
[19:20] <M4A1> ...it's a huge s[BLEEP]t-sandwich and we
[19:20] <M4A1> ^we're ALL going to have to take a big bite.
[19:21] <Reisen-2> D:
[19:21] <WA-2000> :D
[19:22] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> Ma'am?
[19:22] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> Does this mean Princess Kaguya's NOT coming?
[19:22] *** Everyone laughs a little, except for M4A1.
[19:25] <M4A1> Udongein, I'm going to send you to Eientei. SPAS-12 will need you.
[19:26] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> ...sure.
[19:26] * M4A1 looks down at Reisen's outfit. She has "Born to Kill" printed on her helmet and a peace sign button pinned to her flak vest.
[19:27] <M4A1> And take off that damn pin. How's it going to look if you get Facehugged while wearing a peace symbol?
[19:27] <Reisen-2> Ma'am, permission to go with Udongein?
[19:28] <M4A1> Permission granted.
[19:28] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> Permission NOT to take Reisen-2 with me.
[19:29] <M4A1> ...Are you two still here? Vanish, Udongein! Vamoose ricky tick and take Reisen-2 with you.
[19:31] *** The scene switches, with Reisen and Reisen-2 now riding on a low-flying UH-1 helicopter. The side door is open, showing a vast sea of trees rushing past down below.
[19:32] * Reisen Udongein Inaba is trying to maintain a straight face, while Reisen-2 is cringing and almost heaving.
[19:33] *** Mainly because THIS GIRL is at the door-gunner seat shooting at EVERYTHING and EVERYONE down below!!!
[19:34] *** M60 has joined #suburbansenshi3
[19:34] <@spiritflame> konbanwa M60
[19:34] <M60> Get some! Get some! Get some!
[19:35] *** Dakkadakkadakkadakkadakkadakkadakkadakka~!
[19:36] <M60> Get some! Come on! Come on! Yeah!!!
[19:37] *** Down below, random fairies and Yukkuris are getting hit and exploding into either colored blocks or bean paste.
[19:37] <M60> GET SOME!!
[19:38] <M60> Anyone who runs is a Fluffy!
[19:38] <M60> Anyone who doesn't run... is a well-disciplined Fluffy!!!!! >:D
[19:39] <Reisen-2> @___@
[19:39] <M60> You girls should do a sotry about me!
[19:41] <M60> Because I'm so f[BLEEP]king good! That ain't no s[BLEEP]t neither! I've done got me 157 dead Floofs killed!
[19:41] <M60> And 50 water buffalos too!
[19:41] <M60> They're all certified.
[19:42] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> Any women or children? Or fairies?
[19:42] <M60> ...Sometimes. o__o
[19:42] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> How can you shoot women and children and faeries?!
[19:43] <M60> Easy! You just don't lead them so much! Hahahaha!
[19:43] <M60> Ain't war hell?! >:D
[19:46] *** The helicopter finally sets down, and Reisen and Reisen-2 hop out a few seconds after the helicopter touches down. They're in an area of scrubland now, with multiple Jeeps and trucks scattered around.
[19:47] *** Red smoke is rising up, and as soon as Reisen and Reisen-2 get off, medics rush forward with stretchers carrying wounded Moon-Rabbits for medevac.
[19:48] <Moon-Rabbit radio-operator> Down the road that way. Two-five
[19:48] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> HEY! WE WANT TO GET IN THE S[BLEEP]T! WHICH WAY?
[19:48] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> Outstanding, thanks!
[19:50] *** The scene melds into a different area: a gravel-covered road with a wide stream running along it in the near distance. OH WAIT! Anyone familiar with Gensokyo's geography will recognize the area! It's southeast of the Village, not far from Alice's house.
[19:51] * Reisen Udongein Inaba and Reisen-2 are walking along the side of the road, keeping clear of the long line of M-41 tanks and "Deuce-and-a-Half" trucks driving along it.
[19:52] * Reisen Udongein Inaba sees a certain girl in white, black, and red up ahead and hurries up to catch her.
[19:53] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> Excuse me!! We're looking for First Platoon. Hotel two-five.
[19:53] * Random soldier is now known as SPAS-12
[19:57] * SPAS-12 is looking fantastic as ever. Although she's NOT wearing a period 1960s military uniform.
[19:58] <SPAS-12> Are you two with Unit One-one?
[19:58] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> No, ma'am. We're reporters with "Stars and Stripes."
[19:59] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> I have a friend in First Platoon. I'm trying to get to her.
[19:59] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> Her name's Ringo.
[19:59] <SPAS-12> I'm her platoon commander! :D
[20:00] <SPAS-12> She's just down the road in the assembly area.
[20:00] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> Do you mind if we tag along with you?
[20:00] <SPAS-12> Not at all!
[20:02] <SPAS-12> I'm SPAS-12. Everyone calls me "Big Gulp" for some reason.
[20:04] <SPAS-12> You here to make Ringo famous?
[20:04] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> Never happen, SPAS! ^___^
[20:05] <SPAS-12> Well, if you came here looking for a story, this is your lucky day. We got Condition Red and we're definitely expecting trouble.
[20:05] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> Outstanding. Are we taking care of business?
[20:06] <SPAS-12> The Fluuf are dug in deep. Hotel Company is still working this side of the river, street by street and house by house. The Fluffies definitely know what they're doing.
[20:07] <SPAS-12> But we're still doing some damage to them.
[20:08] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> Wew heard some rumors about the Fluffies wasting a bunch of Gensokyo civilians.
[20:08] <SPAS-12> That's affirmative.
[20:09] <SPAS-12> I saw some bodies about a mile back along the river, that way. *points*
[20:09] * Reisen Udongein Inaba pulls out a map. "Will you show me where?"
[20:10] * SPAS-12 indicates it on the map, and the scene changes to Reisen and Reisen-2 standing at the head of a long shallow pit dug into the soil
[20:10] <Reisen-2> D:
[20:10] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> :/
[20:12] *** Multiple Moon-Rabbits are loitering around the edges of the pit, or moving back and forth. Inside the pit are the bodies of dozens of what look like hunters and fur trappers. All covered with white powder.
[20:13] <Reisen Udongein Inaba voiceover> ♦ The dead have been covered with lime. The dead were all people who made their living by hunting animals for their fur. The dead know only one thing: it was dumb to enrage the Rising Floof.
[20:14] <Reisen Udongein Inaba voiceover> Excuse me. Good morning. I'm a reporter with Stars and Stripes.
[20:14] <Random Moon-Rabbit> Hello. Sorry, it's really hard being here.
[20:15] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> I count about 20 bodies. Is that the official count?
[20:16] <Random Moon-Rabbit> Yes. We think it's about 20 or so. At least in THIS site.
[20:16] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> How did it happen? Do you know?
[20:17] <Random Moon-Rabbit> Well, it seems that Rising Floof sympathizers delivered a list of names. Government officials, police, fur trappers, people known for being cruel to animals...
[20:18] <Random Moon-Rabbit> They went around to their houses and asked them very politely to come in the next day for political reeducation.
[20:19] <Random Moon-Rabbit> Everybody who turned up got facehugged.
[20:20] <Random Moon-Rabbit> Some they just took with them back to the forest. Probably to be eaten by the Titan Kit.
[20:22] *** Suddenly, someone notices Reisen and starts to rapidly come over.
[20:23] <~> ♦ RANK!!!
[20:24] *** All of the Moon-Rabbits snap to Attention as the Colonel comes over. HEY!! LOOK WHO IT IS!!!!
[20:25] *** Helianthus has joined #suburbansenshi3
[20:25] <@spiritflame> konbanwa Helianthus
[20:25] <Helianthus> What is that button on your body armor?!
[20:26] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> A peace symbol, ma'am!
[20:26] <Helianthus> Where'd you get it?
[20:26] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> I don't remember, ma'am!
[20:27] <Helianthus> What is that you've got written on your helmet?
[20:27] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> "Born to Kill", ma'am
[20:27] <Helianthus> You write "Born to Kill" on your helmet AND you wear a peace symbol. Is that some kind of sick JOKE?!?!?
[20:30] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> No, ma'am!
[20:30] <Helianthus> Then what IS it supposed to mean!?
[20:30] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> ...I don't know, ma'am!
[20:31] <Helianthus> You don't know very much, do you? You better get your head and your ass wired together or it'll be a toss-up between who s[BLEEP]ts on you first: the Floofs or ME!!!
[20:31] <Helianthus> Now answer my question or you'll be standing tall before the MAN HIMSELF.
[20:32] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> Kryuger?! O___o;;
[20:32] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> I was trying to suggest something about the duality of Humanity, ma'am!
[20:33] <Helianthus> ...................Whose side are you on?
[20:33] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> Our side, ma'am!
[20:33] <Helianthus> Don't you love the Lunar Realm?
[20:33] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> Yes, ma'am!
[20:35] <Helianthus> Then how about getting with the program? Why don't you jump on the team and come in for the big win?
[20:37] <Helianthus> All I've ever asked of my Dolls is that they obey my orders as they would the word of God. We are here to help the people of Gensokyo, because inside every peasant is a Lunarian trying to get out. It's a hardball world, girl. We have to try and keep our heads until this peace craze blows over!
[20:38] * Helianthus salutes Reisen, who salutes back, before turning away to deal with some other problem.
[20:44] *** A new song starts to play as Reisen approaches a mid-sized old-school Japanese manor-house where a bunch of Moon-Rabbits and T-Dolls are sitting and resting. Yes, the T-Dolls are all wearing rabbit-ear headbands.
[20:45] *** Hey! AR-15, RO-635, and Sopmod-2 are there!!!!
[20:47] * Reisen Udongein Inaba walks up to a certain Moon-Rabbit who's eating some mochi. "Hey there, Private Pudgy!"
[20:47] *** Ringo has joined #suburbansenshi3
[20:47] <@spiritflame> konbanwa Ringo
[20:49] <Ringo> Udongein!
[20:50] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> What's happening? ^__^
[20:50] <Ringo> I hoped I'd never see you again, you piece of s[BLEEP]t! :D
[20:50] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> What are you up to?
[20:51] <Ringo> Oh you know, just waiting to get back to the land of the Big PX!
[20:51] <Ringo> HEY YOU, GIRLS! Listen up!
[20:52] <Ringo> This is my gal, Udongein! From the Island! And that there is Reisen-2! We were all there together during training!
[20:52] <Ringo> They're from "Stars and Stripes"! They'll make you famous! :D
[20:53] *** Everyone waves to Reisen and Reisen-2.
[20:53] <Ringo> This here is the LoveDoll Squad. We're life-breakers and heart-takers!
[20:56] *** One T-Doll starts to slowly approach, eyeing Reisen warily.
[20:57] <~> You a photographer?
[20:58] * Wary T-Doll is now known as Animal Mother.
[21:00] * Animal Mother. is now known as ...!!!!!
[21:00] *** M16A1 has joined #suburbansenshi3
[21:00] <@spiritflame> konbanwa M16A1
[21:01] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> No, I'm a combat correspondent!
[21:01] <M16A1> ...Oh, you seen much combat?
[21:02] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> I've seen a little on TV! :D
[21:03] <M16A1> ...You're a real comedian!
[21:03] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> Well, they call me the Joker!
[21:04] <M16A1> Well I got a joke for you. I'm gonna tear you a new a[BLEEP]le!
[21:05] <Reisen Udongein Inaba (John Wayne voice)> Well, pilgrim! Only after you eat the peanuts out of my s[BLEEP]t!
[21:06] *** Everyone else is dying of laughter.
[21:07] <M16A1> ...You talk the talk. CAN YOU WALK THE WALK? >:D
[21:09] * RO-635 comes over. "You might not believe it, but under fire Animal Mother is a truly fine human being! All she needs is someone throwing hand grenades at her the rest of her life.
[21:10] <Sopmod-2> HEY! PHOTOGRAPHER!
[21:10] * Sopmod-2 is sitting on the ground next to a girl with a hat over her face. She seems to be asleep.
[21:11] <Sopmod-2> You wanna take a good picture?
[21:11] * Reisen-2 comes over with her camera. Sopmod-2 kneels down next to the girl.
[21:11] <Sopmod-2> This...is my best girl.
[21:12] * Sopmod-2 carefuly removes the hat
[21:13] * Sopmod-2 has a Sangvis Ferri Doll lying motionless, except the Vespid is wearing a fox-ear headband on her head.
[21:13] <Sopmod-2> This is her party. She's the guest of honor.
[21:13] <Sopmod-2> Today is her birthday. :D
[21:14] <M16A1> Happy birthday, Fluffhead.
[21:14] <Sopmod-2> I will never forget this day. The day I came to Eientei and fought one million Rising Floof fighters!
[21:16] <Sopmod-2> I love the little Fluffy ba[BLEEP]rds, man. I really do.
[21:17] <Sopmod-2> These enemy grunts are as hard as the Great Gunny himself!
[21:18] <Sopmod-2> These are great days we're living in! We are jolly green giants, walking the earth! With guns!
[21:19] <Sopmod-2> These people we wasted here today are the finest beings we will ever know! After we rotate back to the Moon, we're gonna miss not having around anyone worth shooting!
[21:20] * Sopmod-2 gives the slain Vespid a kiss on the head.
[21:20] *** AND PAUSE HERE FOR THE NIGHT!
[21:21] *** Since it's a good pause point and since it's getting late on my end. We'll continue on THURSDAY EVENING.
[21:23] *** Good night everyone. Thank you for joining, and I hope you all got a chuckle or two out of everything tonight.
[19:20] * Reeducation Chamber ensures D. Kakaku is fully restrained, and then allows him to awaken.
[19:20] * D. Kakaku starts to awaken.
[19:21] * Reeducation Chamber carefully takes D. Kakaku's biosignatures, and archives them.
[19:21] * D. Kakaku slowly opens his eyes.
[19:24] *** D. Kakaku is met with a 3D display of himself over most of his body (almost everywhere--neck/forehead/arms/wrists/hands/hips/waist/feet) by shiny straps, in what seems to be a cross between a reclining chair and a metal sarcophagus. It's impossible to move anything but his eyes, though he can speak.
[19:25] * D. Kakaku looks at the display of himself.
[19:25] *** D. Kakaku can feel his head clamped softly by what presumably are headphones, and something feels like it's gently putting pressure around his eyes. For some reason, he has almost no peripheral vision, and can only look straight ahead.
[19:26] <D. Kakaku> woah, are there other models or displays?
[19:26] * Reeducation Chamber plays white noise in D. Kakaku's ears.
[19:27] <Words in D.Kakaku's field of view> You are here because you must answer a question now.
[19:27] <D. Kakaku> hmmm?
[19:27] <Words in D.Kakaku's field of view> You once asked if you could live here.
[19:27] <Words in D.Kakaku's field of view> The answer is more clear than ever that you cannot.
[19:27] <Words in D.Kakaku's field of view> Your behavior modification is going well.
[19:27] <Words in D.Kakaku's field of view> Indeed, it is almost complete.
[19:28] <Words in D.Kakaku's field of view> It is unfortunate, dreadfully unfortunate, that more unsophisticated techniques had to be used, because time is an issue.
[19:28] <Words in D.Kakaku's field of view> It is not by design that you have not garnered what you want.
[19:28] <Words in D.Kakaku's field of view> But you must answer a question.
[19:28] <D. Kakaku> yes?
[19:29] <Words in D.Kakaku's field of view> The question is this: If there were bad news, but the bad news could be fixed and not trouble you afterward, would you want to consciously remember things going wrong? It might help you to recall this, because it will curb your appetites, but you might also not wish to remember it, becuase hearing what has gone wrong will likely be traumatic.
[19:32] <D. Kakaku> I would want to remember things going wrong, yes.
[19:32] <Words in D.Kakaku's field of view> Please relax and think it over. It is regrettable that something has gone wrong, but it can be fixed without your knowledge. The amnesiac gas, mixed with sedatives, is ready to be administered, and it would be impossible to trouble you. Or, if you wish, you remember what has gone wrong, and the medication and consciousness-alterants would not be administered before the discussion.
[19:32] <Words in D.Kakaku's field of view> You are certain?
[19:33] <D. Kakaku> I am completely certain.
[19:33] <Words in D.Kakaku's field of view> It is necessary to restrain you, because time is of the essence. Would you like to be sedated to the extent that you are unable to mentally or emotionally panic at the news? Please think it over. You have 2 minutes to answer.
[19:34] <D. Kakaku> yes please.
[19:35] *** D. Kakaku's field of view expands, and he can see that there's a big breathing mask, with hooks and clamps to secure it to the chair, dangling ini front of his face where he couldn't see it.
[19:38] * Sensory Control Helmet pivots down, and clamps over D.Kakaku's face, forming an airtight seal which forces him to breath the gases supplied, covers his eyes with some kind of goggles, and covers his chin and throat.
[19:39] * Sensory Control Helmet begins feeding D.Kakaku air to breathe.
[19:39] * D. Kakaku breathes
[19:39] * Sensory Control Helmet uses base-oxygen/nitrogen first, even adding trace gases, to measure D.Kakaku's tidal volume.
[19:40] * D. Kakaku keeps on breathing.
[19:40] * Sensory Control Helmet begins dispensing calmatives and sedative gas into D.Kakaku's breathing supply. It smells like roses, and makes him start to feel good.
[19:41] <D. Kakaku> mmmmm, roses
[19:41] * D. Kakaku continues breathing with the addition of the gas
[19:42] * Sensory Control Helmet increases the drug dose, and adds more sedatives that make him more and more relaxed.
[19:42] * Sensory Control Helmet disables the visual input on the goggles, so D.Kakaku sees only darkness.
[19:42] * D. Kakaku begins to relax a lot.
[19:43] *** The restraints and chair seem to warm up like bathwater.
[19:43] <D. Kakaku> mmmmmmm
[19:44] * Sensory Control Helmet continues to administer sedative gas to dampen anxiety, and continues feeding soft white noise into the headphones.
[19:44] * D. Kakaku 's anxiety drops down .
[19:45] *** D. Kakaku slowly notices (it takes a while) that there's music---heavy with percussion and drums, coming through the headphones, and also that, ever time he takes a deep breath of the relaxing gas, he feels slightly more pressure elsewhere on his body, as though the restraints are being reinforced or tightening.
[19:45] * D. Kakaku keeps breathing.
[19:45] * Sensory Control Helmet feeds plenty of calmatives through his air supply to ensure he doesn't react excitedly to this realization.
[19:46] * D. Kakaku doesn't react a bit to it.
[19:47] * Reeducation Chamber slowly injects him with a special synthetic enzyme that binds with and neutralizes adrenaline that might be released later, and ensures his body is unable to alter the relaxed state.
[19:48] * D. Kakaku is calm, breathing and isn't reacting at all.
[19:49] *** D. Kakaku gets the feeling that he's floating, but only for a moment. He feels warmer over more of his body, until finally, the distracting sounds through the headphones stop, and some words scroll before his eyes.
[19:49] <Sensory Control Helmet Goggles> Relax.
[19:49] <Sensory Control Helmet Goggles> Relax.
[19:50] <Sensory Control Helmet Goggles> Relax.
[19:50] <Sensory Control Helmet Goggles> Deep breath.
[19:50] * D. Kakaku relaxes
[19:50] * D. Kakaku takes deep breaths
[19:50] <Sensory Control Helmet Goggles> Very relaxed.
[19:50] <Sensory Control Helmet Goggles> Now that you are sedated, we must speak.
[19:50] <Sensory Control Helmet Goggles> You have contracted cancer.
[19:51] <Sensory Control Helmet Goggles> In fact, you have it in several places.
[19:51] *** The suit continues to feed him powerful anxiolytics and sedatives.
[19:51] <Sensory Control Helmet Goggles> You did not have it before you entered here.
[19:51] <Sensory Control Helmet Goggles> It is good that you wished to remember this, because it will help you remember that close proximity to this suit's inhabitant is very dangerous.
[19:52] * D. Kakaku doesn't have a reaction to this.
[19:52] <Sensory Control Helmet Goggles> These variety of cancers are very rare and life-threatening.
[19:53] <Sensory Control Helmet Goggles> You are about to be given surgery to save your life.
[19:53] <Sensory Control Helmet Goggles> It is unfortunate that there is not time to do a refined job on your psychological refinement and behavioral modification, but the proximity to this suit's inhabitant puts others at risk, in spite of the intercessions so far.
[19:54] * Sensory Control Helmet Goggles maintains the calmative gas intake to ensure that D. Kakaku is very relaxed and cannot panic.
[19:54] * D. Kakaku isn't panicking at all
[19:55] <Sensory Control Helmet Goggles> With the principle asleep, you should rest assured that this surgery will go well.
[19:55] <Sensory Control Helmet Goggles> This, however, is why you cannot live here. The threat is too high.
[19:55] <Sensory Control Helmet Goggles> An attempt will be made to provide you with what you want, as compensation.
[19:56] <Sensory Control Helmet Goggles> Unfortunately, immediate intervention is necessary.
[19:57] *** Additional dissociative drugs are added to the air intake. D. Kakaku feels something jab him in the back of the neck, and rapidly loses sensation in his body-lower body first, then legs, arms, chest, and slowly his face goes numb. It is impossible for him to breathe.
[19:58] * Sensory Control Helmet Goggles forces air into his lungs.
[19:58] * Sensory Control Helmet Goggles pulls it out of his lungs.
[19:59] * Sensory Control Helmet Goggles increases the pressure, and pumps more of the gases and drugs into his lungs, and then reduces the pressure again, so they are expelled, and keeps doing this.
[19:59] <Sensory Control Helmet Goggles> Although you cannot feel it, the surgery is going well.
[20:00] <Sensory Control Helmet > The second stage of the surgery is imminent.
[20:00] * Sensory Control Helmet pushes the gases into and out of him, holding him still.
[20:00] <Sensory Control Helmet > Thought and brain patterns recorded.
[20:01] <Sensory Control Helmet > Please relax.
[20:01] <Sensory Control Helmet > There are cancerous growths in parts of your brain, and without surgery, the intervention in keeping them from affecting you will fail.
[20:01] <Sensory Control Helmet > Please relax.
[20:02] <Sensory Control Helmet > Adding non-drug-interaction anesthetic.... Just relax.
[20:02] * Sensory Control Helmet starts pumping sleeping gas into D. Kakaku's lungs, slowly increasing the concentration.
[20:03] * Sensory Control Helmet pumps anesthetic into D. Kakaku, and out... in, and out, since he cannot move or even breathe on his own.
[20:04] <Sensory Control Helmet> Calm.... just relax.
[20:04] * Sensory Control Helmet maintains the calming sedatives, and slowly pumps in more general anesthetic. It smells very strong, but D. Kakaku isn't even able to choose whether to breathe it.
[20:06] * Sensory Control Helmet keeps alternating the pressure, and pumping the aerosols into D. Kakaku's lungs, in deep breaths, and then make him slowly exhale. Again and again.
[20:08] *** D. Kakaku still cannot feel his body, but he does begin to feel sleepier and sleepier, unable to keep his eyes open. He hears a buzzing sound and starts to see a warm soft light with every breath, but the sounds and sights fade more and more each time the Reeducation Chamber makes him breathe in the gas.
[20:10] *** D. Kakaku's world slowly becomes bereft of every sense, unable to touch, taste, hear, or see, as the gas builds up in his system... and finally, he starts losing the ability to smell it too.
[20:13] * Sensory Control Helmet maintains its hold on D. Kakaku's senses, and continues to feed him a steady supply of an assortment of the suit's gases and drugs.
[20:14] * D. Kakaku is... what is he doing exactly, he can't feel anything at all
[20:14] * Reeducation Chamber is ready for D. Kakaku's brain surgery.
[20:15] * Reeducation Chamber ensures that D. Kakaku stays perfectly still, and since he's unable to breathe, pumps him the final induction dose of the sleeping gas that is mixed with the other drugs.
[20:15] *** D. Kakaku loses consciousness.
[18:54] * ~The Cheesykits Projector starts to warm up
[19:00] * ~The Cheesykits Projector starts showing the next phase of the movie!!!
[19:01] *** Tanks are slowing moving forward into the smoldering remains of the town, with Moon-Rabbit infantry following behind them,
[19:01] * Reisen Udongein Inaba is one of the soldiers escorting the tanks.
[19:02] * SPAS-12 and M16A1 are near Reisen. RO-635, Sopmod-2, and AR-15 aren't too far away.
[19:03] *** Everyone is approaching what looks like a wracked plaza, with some destroyed multi-story buildings ringing it.
[19:04] * SPAS-12 looks around, pouting a little.
[19:06] *** SUDDENLY, A SERIES OF EXPLOSIONS START ERUPTING WITHIN THE AREA!! Multiple explosions blow up craters ahead of the tanks, with the nearest being about 30 feet away!
[19:06] <SPAS-12> X___x
[19:07] * SPAS-12 starts flailing and wavering all of a sudden and flops to the ground!
[19:08] <Ringo> D:
[19:08] * Reisen-2 keeps snapping pictures!
[19:08] * RO-635 rushes up to SPAS-12!!
[19:10] * SPAS-12 has been HIT!! One of the explosions (mortar fire?) struck a nearby restaurant and turned a bunch of food into deadly(?) shrapnel!!
[19:11] *** SPAS-12 has been splattered with noodles, vegetable bits, and a huge sandwich has now been lodged deep in her mouth!!!
[19:12] * SPAS-12 twitches and spasms weakly...while her jaws and throat are clearly working just fine.
[19:14] * RO-635 tries to give SPAS-12 mouth-to-mouth, but SPAS-12 starts flailing at her wildly each time she gets close!
[19:16] <Random Moon-Rabbit> ♦ Delta-6 Actual, this is Murphy. Over! We are receiving fire from inside the village. Platoon commander is down!
[19:17] <Random Moon-Rabbit> ♦ We're going to stop her and check out what's in front of us.
[19:17] *** From the buildings up ahead come a series of yips and howls.
[19:18] <Sopmod-2> LUSTDOLLS! Begin advancing! Let's get this done!!
[19:21] * Reisen Udongein Inaba follows everyone as they quickly advance up the street, keeping to the sides of buildings and ducking behind wrecked carts and broken masonry as cover.
[19:23] * M-14 peeks around a corner at a building that looks like it was a small three-story office business.
[19:25] *** Gunfire erupts from the second and third story windows of the building!!!
[19:26] * M-14 starts jerking and spasming as SEVERAL squib-loads detonate underneath her field jacket! And one underneath her helmet that sends it shooting upwards!! Marinara sauce SPURTS everywhere!!!!!!!!!!!!
[19:28] * M16A1 ducks out from behind cover and OPENS FIRE!!!
[19:29] *** Everyone else joins in! The front of the building starts being peppered with bullets!
[19:30] * M16A1 keeps shooting with a 100-round drum magazine, GRINNING as she empties the entire thing!
[19:32] *** Everyone stops shooting.
[19:32] *** For several seconds, everything is still and silent, and everyone starts reloading their weapons.
[19:34] * Sopmod-2 starts reloading, but as she does so she catches sight of a small group of T-Dolls!
[19:36] * Type 56-1 is among them, carrying Forest Kits in both arms as she runs!
[19:37] <Sopmod-2> D:<
[19:37] * Sopmod-2 quickly finishes reloading, but it's too late! The first group escapes!
[19:39] <Sopmod-2> D:
[19:39] *** Another group of Forest Kits starts galloping across the street, trying to get away.
[19:39] * Sopmod-2 fires!!!
[19:40] *** Several Stunt-Plushies EXPLODE violently!!!
[19:43] <Sopmod-2> :D
[19:44] *** The tanks start to roll into position, and THIS SONG starts to play as the battle commences, with the tanks blasting away at buildings while machine guns spray bullets everywhere.
[19:46] *** Helicopters start flying in to evacuate the wounded. It seems that the Rising Floof aren't giving up without a fight!
[19:47] *** has joined #suburbansenshi3
[19:47] <@spiritflame> konbanwa
[19:48] *** Aya Shameimaru [HumbleTenguReporter@EnclaveFedCom.net (pirated)] has joined #suburbansenshi3
[19:48] <@spiritflame> konbanwa Aya Shameimaru
[19:48] *** Momoji Inubashiri has joined #suburbansenshi3
[19:48] <@spiritflame> konbanwa Momoji Inubashiri
[19:49] *** Hatate Himekaidou has joined #suburbansenshi3
[19:49] <@spiritflame> konbanwa Hatate Himekaidou
[19:51] *** Aya, Hatate, and Momiji join in the fighting! Or rather, they're slowly backing their way across a field, carrying a movie camera, a boom-mic, and a backpack battery. The Moon-Rabbits and T-Dolls that they're filming are all taking cover behind a low wall as the nearby tanks occasionally fire their cannons.
[19:57] *** The girls reach where the Lustdolls are positioned!
[19:58] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> IS THAT YOU, JOHN WAYNE?! IS IT ME?!
[19:58] <Ringo > Start the cameras! This is Fluffynam: the Movie!!
[19:59] <Reisen-2> If Udongein can be John Wayne, then I'll be a horse!
[20:00] <RO-635> I'll just be a rock! :D
[20:00] <AR-15> I'll play Princess Kaguya! :D
[20:01] <Cx4 Storm> M16A1 can be a rabid buffalo!!!
[20:02] <Sopmod-2> I'll be General Custer! :D
[20:05] <M-3> Who'll play the Indians?
[20:05] <M16A1> WE'LL LET THE FLUFFS PLAY THE INDIANS!!!! :D
[20:07] *** Meanwhile, one of the incoming helicopters starts to shudder as bullets start peppering it!!
[20:11] *** The scene briefly switches to a window where a pair of Forest Kits are operating a BIG machine gun! One is pulling the trigger while the other is switching out magazines as needed. And holding the machine gun for them is THIS GIRL!!!
[20:26] * Forest Kits shoot down the helicopter, causing it to make an emergency landing in a nearby field. >:3 >:3
[20:27] *** The scene switches to later. The Lustdolls have been pulled back to a quieter area, and SPAS-12 and M-14 are lying "dead" on tarps, with everyone else standing around them.
[20:27] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> ...
[20:27] <Cx4 Storm> You're both going home now. :(
[20:28] <Ringo> Semper fi, you two.
[20:28] <M-3> We're Assaulters. :<
[20:29] <AR-15> Go easy, sisters. :<
[20:29] <M16A1> ...Better you than me. :/
[20:29] <Reisen-2> At least they died for a good cause.
[20:30] <~> Fluffy! Fluffy! Fluffy!
[20:30] *** A couple of Fennec Foxes peer out from a storm drain nearby. >:3 >:3
[20:31] <M16A1> What cause was that?
[20:32] <Reisen-2> ...Freedom?
[20:33] <M16A1> Flush out your ears, new bunny. You think we're fragging Fluffies for freedom?
[20:33] <M16A1> This is a slaughter...
[20:35] <M16A1> If I'm going to get my boobs blasted to beef stroganov for words...my words are JACK DANIELS!!!!!
[20:36] <Ringo> ...Tough break for Miss "Hand Job".
[20:36] <Ringo> She was all set to get shipped out of here on a medical.
[20:36] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> ...WHO??!
[20:36] <Ringo > SPAS-12.
[20:37] <Ringo > Her nickname was "Hand Job"/
[20:37] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> What was wrong with her?
[20:38] <Ringo> She'd get so insanely excited about eating that people near her were convinced she was pleasuring herself like crazy.
[20:39] <Sopmod-2> No s[BLEEP]t. People thought she was going down on herself at least ten times a day. In reality, it was just her reacting to EATING.
[20:43] <Ringo> Last week she was sent down to Gah-Dang-It to see Keine Kamishirasawa, the local psychologist?
[20:45] <Ringo> That gluttonous Doll attacked a Mail-Kit because it was carrying a bunch of beef jerky and started howling in pleasure while she ate the jerky.
[20:45] <Ringo> Keine thought she was orgasming right there in the waiting room.
[20:45] <Ringo> INSTANT SECTION-8
[20:48] <Ringo> She was just waiting for the papers to finish being processed by Division.
[20:49] *** While everyone's distracted, they don't notice as several Fennecs rush out of hiding, bite down on SPAS-12's collar, and quickly DRAG her body into the storm drain!!!
[20:50] <Jungle Fennecs> Prisoner!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[20:50] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> ....!!!!
[20:51] * Reisen Udongein Inaba looks over just in time to see SPAS-12's legs sticking out of the storm drain for a moment, then get YANKED down inside and away!
[20:51] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> ..........
[20:51] * Reisen-2 just takes a picture in silence.
[20:55] *** AND PAUSE HERE FOR TONIGHT!! I have to take care of some things before I go to bed, so let's just stop here for now and pick things up again TOMORROW.
[20:57] *** Thank you all for coming, and I'll see you again in less than 24 hours!
[20:57] *** Until then, good night.
[12:41] <@spiritflame> ATTENTION: Captain Jack Harkness is already registered. Check your password or enter a new name.
[15:51] * Reeducation Chamber slooowly allows D. Kakaku to awaken.
[15:52] <@spiritflame> Current Location is: Incredibly unusual room.
[15:53] * Pinako begins to awaken slowly.
[15:54] * D. Kakaku begins to awaken slowly, not Pinako, sorry, name was autofilled in
[15:54] *** that's great that she's awakening, but let's focus on Daniel! (OOC: It's fine, I figured)
[15:55] * Reeducation Chamber displays a countdown in the middle of D. Kakaku's vision. It's there no matter where he looks, and counting down from 20 minutes.
[15:56] <D. Kakaku> ughhh,, 20 minutes
[15:58] *** the countdown displays about 17 minutes, now.
[15:58] * D. Kakaku looks around in the unusual room.
[16:00] * Reeducation Chamber is padded all around D. Kakaku, but the floor looks like treadmills that can move independently of one another.
[16:00] *** The timer now says 15 minutes.
[16:00] *** D. Kakaku can feel, now that he is less woozy, that he is wearing some sort of helmet on his head, though it is very light.
[16:01] <D. Kakaku> a helmet, oh my!
[16:02] * D. Kakaku tries walking around, if he can.
[16:02] * Reeducation Chamber room around D. Kakaku seems very dark, but there's a light overhead that basically only illuminates him. He can see grid outlines of different objects far in the distance.
[16:03] * D. Kakaku tries to make out the objects.
[16:04] *** D. Kakaku is able to walk, though there are hoses coming from his helmet that tether him to the ceiling. The light moves with D. Kakaku, leaving however big the rest of the room is in darkness. Once he gets close to the objects, they look like chairs, furniture, places to rest, but others look like cars, stop signs, it seems almost completely random.
[16:04] *** The countdown now displays 11 minutes.
[16:05] *** 10 minutes.
[16:06] * D. Kakaku wonders if his size can decrease in here.
[16:07] *** D. Kakaku sees all kinds of objects, but the countdown stays in the center of his vision. The helmet totally covers his head/face, like an aviator helmet and breathing apparatus. He also realizes that he cannot hear any sound when he moves in here.
[16:07] *** The countdown says 8 minutes.
[16:08] * Reeducation Chamber displays the countdown as D. Kakaku walks around quietly. It now says 7 minutes.
[16:08] * D. Kakaku walks towards a furniture, and looks around more.
[16:09] *** This particular furniture happens to be restaurant booth, which actually looks like one of the ones in the HOTEL Atrium.
[16:10] * D. Kakaku keeps looking around for other objects.
[16:11] *** Other objects from the HOTEL are present, like chandeliers, footstools, plates, doors, and a tree limb that seems to float in space, outlined in the darkness.
[16:11] *** The countdown now says 4 minutes.
[16:11] * D. Kakaku looks at the grid floor to see what is there as well.
[16:12] *** The objects are real, and he can climb on/touch/sit in them, but they have no color. They are just made of odd black material that seems to obey no physical laws.
[16:12] *** The floor is graduated with tiny lines, and the conveyor belts intersect perfectly. There appears to be no way in or out.
[16:12] *** The countdown in D. Kakaku's vision now says 3 minutes.
[16:13] * D. Kakaku looks at the plate and tries to put one foot on it.
[16:13] * Reeducation Chamber 's countdown now displays less than 2 minutes.
[16:13] *** D. Kakaku is able to do that.
[16:13] <D. Kakaku> 2 minutes?
[16:14] *** The countdown flashes, and grows in size in his vision, as if in answer.
[16:14] * D. Kakaku wonders if the chamber can reduce him in size?
[16:14] *** The countdown now says 1 minute.
[16:15] *** The countdown now has only a few seconds left.
[16:15] <D. Kakaku> mmmmm?
[16:15] *** The countdown reaches zero.
[16:15] <D. Kakaku> zero?
[16:15] *** Out of the corner of his eye, D. Kakaku can see that one of the hoses leading to his helmet is changing color.
[16:16] <D. Kakaku> hmmm?
[16:16] * D. Kakaku looks at the hose.
[16:17] *** D. Kakaku can see tht there is a colored gas advancing through the hose, and going toward his helmet where he will be made to breathe it. "Test Beginning" flashes in the center of his vision.
[16:17] <D. Kakaku> trst beginning?
[16:17] <D. Kakaku> *test
[16:18] *** D. Kakaku starts to detect a strong, and very strange smell, tinged with citrus-like aftereffect, with each breath.
[16:18] * Reeducation Chamber continues to add gas and pump it through the hoses.
[16:19] * D. Kakaku breathes in the gas
[16:19] *** D. Kakaku starts to feel *reeeeeally* funny, the more he breathes it.
[16:20] <D. Kakaku> ughhhhh, funny.
[16:20] * D. Kakaku breathes in more
[16:21] *** the gas is continually fed to him.
[16:21] <D. Kakaku> mmmmm, hmmmmm?
[16:21] *** D. Kakaku realizes he's starting to lose track of time, and cannot remember when he started breathing this gas.
[16:23] <D. Kakaku> wh? when did I, huh?
[16:23] *** D. Kakaku realizes he cannot even remember what he did, said, or thought, less than a minute ago, or how long he has been in here, or if this is the first time.
[16:23] * D. Kakaku blinks a bit.
[16:24] * Reeducation Chamber continues adding drugs to D. Kakaku's air supply.
[16:24] *** D. Kakaku slowly loses the ability to remember anything at all.
[16:25] <D. Kakaku> .....
[16:26] <Reeducation Chamber> /D. Kakaku feels like he might have seen something, or heard a voice or instructions, but maybe it was all gibberish. He simply cannot remember what is occuring.
[16:26] <Reeducation Chamber> (( that would happen less often if his name didn't start with "D." ))
[16:27] <D. Kakaku> ehhhhhh....?
[16:27] *** D. Kakaku starts to realize that he feels tired, like he's been working really hard, but cannot remember why.
[16:28] *** Everytime D. Kakaku looks around, there seems to be nothing but blackness, except for the light shining down on him... was there ever anything else in this room?
[16:28] * Reeducation Chamber continues to mix memory-suppressants into the helmet's air intake.
[16:29] * D. Kakaku looks up into the light.
[16:30] *** The light is blindingly bright... was it always that bright. Has he looked at it already? A number is added to a counter in the periphery of his vision. How long has that been there?
[16:30] <D. Kakaku> ehh?
[16:30] * D. Kakaku looks at the coiunter.
[16:31] *** While looking up, D. Kakaku notices that there are hoses coming from the ceiling, and trailing down toward him, and slowly realizes that he's wearing a helmet. One of the hoses looks pinkish.
[16:31] *** Time passes.
[16:31] <D. Kakaku> strange colors and lines
[16:32] *** D. Kakaku feels really exhausted, and like he's been coughing or sneezing or working very hard and is winded. It's impossible to remember why.
[16:32] * D. Kakaku is coughing a whole lot and begins to fall asleep.
[16:33] * Reeducation Chamber continues to drug D. Kakaku. The world seems to be a black/white haze of endless walking, though he feels out of breath for some reason. He realizes that he's wearing a helmet.
[16:34] *** Test Concluded! flashes in front of D. Kakaku's eyes, in the center of his perception. The room starts shrinking.
[16:35] <D. Kakaku> ehhh?
[16:35] *** D. Kakaku slowly realizes that the walls and floor are inflating, and getting bigger, and bigger, and slowly restricting him until he can move less and less, and then not at all.
[16:36] * Reeducation Chamber holds D. Kakaku tightly. All of his body feels pressure but his head. It's like his body is in a pocket with only his head sticking out.
[16:36] <D. Kakaku> mmmmmm?
[16:37] * D. Kakaku looks around a whole lot.
[16:38] * Reeducation Chamber finishes securing D. Kakaku, and after ensuring his tired body is immoble, changes the feed to the helmet to sleeping gas.
[16:39] * D. Kakaku breathes in the gas.
[16:39] * Reeducation Chamber circulates water near D. Kakaku's body to regulate his temperature, and continues to administer sleeping gas.
[16:40] * D. Kakaku breathes in more of it, and begins to fall asleep.
[16:41] * Reeducation Chamber ensures that further light doesn't reach D. Kakaku's eyes, and continues to pipe the sleeping gas to his breathing supply.
[16:42] * D. Kakaku 's soon close.
[16:43] * Reeducation Chamber gently knocks him out.
[16:44] * D. Kakaku is gently knocked out.
[16:47] * Reeducation Chamber slooowly allows D. Kakaku to awaken.
[16:50] * D. Kakaku wakes up slowly again
[16:51] * Reeducation Chamber displays a countdown in the middle of D. Kakaku's vision. It's there no matter where he looks, and counting down from 20 minutes.
[16:51] * Reeducation Chamber is padded all around D. Kakaku, but the floor looks like treadmills that can move independently of one another.
[16:51] * D. Kakaku looks around more.
[16:52] *** D. Kakaku can feel, now that he is less woozy, that he is wearing some sort of helmet on his head, though it is very light.
[16:52] <Reeducation Chamber> The cycle repeats, without D. Kakaku's memory, again and again.
[16:52] *** But seriously---it does keep happening, he doesn't remember it. His arms and elbows hurt, like he's been climbing something.
[19:03] * ~The Cheesykits Projector starts to warm up
[19:05] *** On the screen, you can see Momiji, Hatate, and Aya still dressed like combat correspondents, getting the cameras ready and preparing to do interviews.
[19:06] <Hatate Kameshiwara> Eientei City interviews, take 34.
[19:07] <Hatate Himekaidou> ^
[19:08] * Hatate Himekaidou has one of those little movie clap-boards. She's holding it in front of Momiji's camera and claps it.
[19:11] *** First subject: M16A1!!!
[19:13] <M16A1> Well...this is a major city, so we have to assault it with tanks we roll in the streets.
[19:15] <M16A1> They send us in with the first squads, to make sure there are no little uh...no little Fluffs waiting with B-40s to blow the hell out of our tanks.
[19:18] *** Quick cut-scene of a Moon-Rabbit tank rolling past a ruined building. Suddenly, a figure stands up deep within the building holding an RPG-7!!!! She takes aim...and LAUGHS!!! OH S[BLEEP]T!!!!
[19:19] *** Moon-Rabbit tank is BLOW'D UP!!!!
[19:19] <M16A1> So we roll the tanks in and basically blow the place to hell.
[19:19] *** Next, Ringo!
[19:20] <Ringo> When we're here in Eientei...Eientei city, it's like a war, you know?
[19:22] <Ringo> Like what I thought about, what I thought a war was supposed to be. There's the enemy, kill them.
[19:23] <Reisen-2> There's no question about it. We're the best. All that bulls[BLEEP]t about the air cavalry? When the s[BLEEP]t hits the fan, who do they call? They call Mother Green and her Killing Machine! ^___^..b
[19:24] *** In the background behind Reisen-2, in the far distance, you can JUST make out a Moon-Rabbit getting hit so hard that his helmet goes flying off and he does a SWEET backflip from the impact...and makes a Wilheim Scream as he goes down, too!
[19:25] <Sopmod-2> Do I think The Moon Kingdom belongs in Fluffynam? I don't know. I belong in Fluffyna,, I'll tell you that!
[19:26] *** Behind Sopmod-2, you can see Sopmod-2 Junior!!! She's hopping up and down, waving and giving the Peace Sign!
[19:29] <AR-15> Can I quote Lady Junko?
[19:30] <AR-15> "I will not send Moon-Rabbits all the way around the world to do a job that Gensokyo's people should be doing for themselves."
[19:33] <RO-635> I personally think they don't want to be involved in this war. I think they sort of like took away the freedoms of us T-Dolls and gave it to the Floofs!
[19:33] <RO-635> The Floofs don't want it. They'd rather be alive than free, I guess. :/
[19:35] *** Suddenly, RO-635's helmet goes FLYING off her head and she's knocked sideways as a huge mushroom SMACKS into her head from off-camera!!
[19:38] <Ringo> Well, the Fluffs I'm fighting at are some pretty bad animals. I'm not real, uh, I'm not real keen on some of these fellows that are supposedly on our side.
[19:43] *** There's a distant explosion, and a moment later the mangled body of some T-Doll falls from the sky and SLAMS into the ground nearby, detonating several squib-loads in the process! OH CRAP!!
[19:44] *** That T-Doll's MDR!! And someone put some bullets through her smartphone too!
[19:46] <Ringo> I keep meeting them coming the other way.
[19:47] <Cx4 Storm> We're getting blown up for these people and they don't even appreciate it. :<
[19:48] <Cx4 Storm> They think it's a big joke. :<
[19:54] *** Behind Cx4 Storm, a Moon-Rabbit cries out and goes down as she's struck down by a Facehugger Kit!!!!! Oh the horror!!
[19:54] <M16A1> Well, if you ask me... >:D
[19:55] <M16A1> We're shooting the wrong people! >:D
[19:56] <~From behind M16A1> Join the Rising Floof! We have cookies~!
[19:56] <M16A1> What do I think of the Moon Kingdom's involvement in Fluffynam? Well, I think we should win.
[19:58] <Ringo> Oh, I hate Fluffynam. They don't have one horse in Gensokyo. Not one horse. There's something basically wrong with that.
[19:58] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> I came here because I wanted to see exotic Fluffynam. The jewel of Gensokyo!
[19:59] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> I wanted to meet interesting and stimulating people of an ancient culture. And kill them. I wanted to be the first kid on my block to get a confirmed kill! :D
[20:00] *** The Scene switches, and it shows a scooter speeding down a rubble-strewn street. HEY! Look who's riding on it!!!
[20:00] *** Ran Yakumo [Nine-Tailed Strategist@EnclaveFedCom.Net(Pirated S] has joined #suburbansenshi3
[20:00] <@spiritflame> konbanwa Ran Yakumo
[20:01] *** Chen Yakumo [BlackCatofIllOmen@EnclaveFedCom.Net Pirated Server] has joined #suburbansenshi3
[20:01] <@spiritflame> konbanwa Chen Yakumo
[20:03] *** Chen and Ran roll up to where the cast is resting and come to a stop. ALL of the Moon-Rabbits and T-Dolls laugh and cheer as Chen hops off the back of the bike and starts to march back and forth in front of them all in her little military uniform.
[20:04] <Ringo> Good morning, little schoolgirl! I'm a little schoolgirl too! :D
[20:05] <Chen Yakumo> Do you want Number #1 f[BLEEP]k-ee? >:D
[20:06] * Ran Yakumo comes up next to Chen and starts wiggling her tails. >:3
[20:06] * Chen Yakumo motions to Ran. "She'll give you EVERYTHING! Everything you want! Long time!
[20:07] <Cx4 Storm> Everything?!?!
[20:07] <AR-15> :O
[20:08] <Ringo> How much there, little cat girl>
[20:08] <Chen Yakumo> $15 each! She love you long time!
[20:08] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> Fifteen dorra boo-coo money! Five dorra each!
[20:10] <Chen Yakumo> Come on, she floof you good! Boof-boof long time! Ten dollar!
[20:10] <Sopmod-2> We can give you some ARVN rifles! They've never been fired and only been dropped once!
[20:12] <Chen Yakumo> Okay! Them and five dollar!
[20:12] *** The girls all cheer as Ran loosens her cloths a little and reveals her GLORIOUS TAILS!!!
[20:13] * Reisen-2 quickly comes up to Ran. "Let's get started!" :D~
[20:14] * Ran Yakumo shakes her head.
[20:14] * Ran Yakumo says something to Chen in a particularly ancient and rare dialect of Japanese.
[20:15] <Chen Yakumo> She says no boof-boof with Floppy-ears.
[20:15] <Reisen-2> >:[
[20:15] <Chen Yakumo> She say Moon-Rabbit too boo-coo.
[20:16] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> I think she's saying we Bunny-Girls are just too much for the Floofs!!! XD
[20:18] <Reisen-2> Oh if it's MEAT she wants, I got some prime Alabama summer sausage for her!!
[20:19] * Reisen-2 turns around, reaches down into her belt...and pulls out a LARGE piece of Hillshire Farms summer sausage!
[20:20] <Ran Yakumo> O__O
[20:20] <Ran Yakumo> Okay! Okay!
[20:20] *** Everyone cheers as Reisen-2 starts to lead Ran away.
[20:20] <Ringo> We need to set up some kind of batting order.
[20:21] * M16A1 stands up between Reisen-2 and Ran, knocks Reisen-2's hand free of Ran, and leads her away towards a tent.
[20:22] <Reisen-2> Hey! Don't get between a fox and her meal!!
[20:22] <M16A1> All rabbits must be skinned! >:P
[20:23] *** Everyone starts heckling and grumbling at M16A1.
[20:23] <M16A1> Hey! I won't be long! I'll just skip the foreplay! >:D
[20:24] * Ran Yakumo suddenly ENGULFS M16A1 inside all NINE of her tails and starts to AGGRESSIVELY rustle them up and down the whole length of her body! M16A1 almost vanishes within the tails!
[20:26] * M16A1 goes into full ahageo mode as she's subjected to the most INTENSE pleasure anyone can receive from the Kitsune: the full-body Heavenly Tail Massage!!!!
[20:26] <Cx4 Storm> I CAN'T WAIT!!! I HAVE TO HAVE IT!!! T____T
[20:28] * Cx4 Storm throws off most of her clothes and DIVES into those tails, quickly vanishing from sight as some force seems to pull her in!
[20:30] *** The scene fades to black, then switches to a new location: a different part of the same town that's been blown to hell and back. The T-Dolls and Moon-Rabbits are carefully advancing through the debris while explosions can be heard in the distance.
[20:33] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> ♦ Intelligence passed the word down that during the night the Fluffs had pulled out of our area to positions on the other side of the river. Our squad is sent on patrol to check out the report.
[20:33] * AR-15 carefully picks her way through broken masonry to enter into a smoldering house.
[20:33] <AR-15> >__>
[20:37] * AR-15 sees a big Fumo plushie laying on the ground!
[20:37] <AR-15>
[20:38] * AR-15 reaches down to pick it up.
[20:39] *** BOOOOOOM!!!!! A bomb goes off right at AR-15's feet! She immediately crumples to the ground.
[20:39] <AR-15> X___X
[20:40] * AR-15 twitches a little as several Forest Kits immediately dash out of hiding places in the rubble and POUNCE on her!
[20:40] * Ringo and everyone else dives to the ground as they heard the explosion. "EVERYONE! Face outward and take cover! Do it!"
[20:42] * Cx4 Storm meanwhile, rushes up to where AR-15 is. The Forest Kits immediately scatter before she arrives, leaving AR-15s equipment pouches emptied and all of her ration packs ripped open and eaten.
[20:44] * Reisen Udongein Inaba rushes up as well, finding Cx4 Storm attempting to perform CPR on AR-15.
[20:44] <Cx4 Storm> She's not gonna make it! >__<;;
[20:45] * Ringo runs up as well and takes AR-15's radio (which is one of those big honkin' walkie-talkies from the 1960s era.
[20:46] <Ringo> Hotel One actual, this is Lustdolls! AR's hit. Booby trap!
[20:46] <~> ♦ You're not Senior NCO. Take charge and continue with the patrol.
[20:46] <~> ^you're NOW
[20:47] <~> ♦ Continue on with the patrol and call in at the next checkpoint. Over.
[20:47] <Ringo> I'm squad leader now... O____O
[20:48] * Reisen Udongein Inaba pats her on the shoulder. "I'll follow you anywhere, scumbag!" ^___^
[20:49] <Cx4 Storm> That's it. AR-15's gone. T___T
[20:49] * Cx4 Storm starts to sob.
[20:50] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> Hey, hey! You did your best.
[20:50] <AR-15> O__O
[20:50] <AR-15> <__<
[20:50] <AR-15> I'm not dead yet...
[20:52] * AR-15 starts reaching out as Reisen, Ringo, and Cx4 Storm turn away.
[20:52] *** Forest Kits suddenly LEAP out of the debris and POUNCE upon AR-15!
[20:52] * AR-15
[20:53] * AR-15 's screams are muffled by a Fennec Fox that clamps onto the front of her face!!
[20:53] * AR-15 is quickly dragged away as the Forest Kits clamp onto her ankles and legs with their teeth and FOIST her away!!
[20:54] *** AR-15 has left #suburbansenshi3 ("MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmph~!!!!!!!!!!!!" O______O)
[20:54] *** AR-15 has left #suburbansenshi3
[20:54] <Ringo> Okay, get the map...we need to advance along here to...
[20:55] <Ringo> <__<
[20:55] <Ringo> >__>
[20:55] <Ringo> ..........What happened to AR-15?
[20:55] *** AND PAUSE HERE FOR TONIGHT AS I NEED TO SIGN OUT AND TAKE CARE OF SOMETHING ELSE. And it's getting a little later in the evening for most of you
[20:56] *** We'll continue on WEDNESDAY of this week. So, 48 hours.
[20:56] *** And I'll be joining you all at regular time as well tomorrow.
[08:38] *** The Castle Mk LVI "Think Tank" teleports deep into the recesses of Chateaux 1337's HOTEL form, administers sedatives to Liza for long-term unconsciousness, and then allows D. Kakaku to awaken, in order to subject him to his scheduled psychological conditioning and behavior modification.
[18:22] *** D. Kakaku keeps half-remembering having nightmares of being near rotten eggs, sulphuric rifts, freshly cut onions, clouds of tear gas, and other terrible smells that he can never seem to escape.
[19:02] * ~The Cheesykits Projector starts to warm up
[19:08] *** The movie starts up again!
[19:09] * Reisen Udongein Inaba picking her way through the rubble-strewn streets of the city, with the other members of the squad spread out around and ahead of her.
[19:10] <Sopmod-2> D:
[19:11] * Sopmod-2 ducks over to a low wall nearby and crouches down behind it before pulling out a map and looking at it.
[19:11] <Sopmod-2> Ringo!
[19:11] * Ringo comes over
[19:12] <Ringo> Hmmm?
[19:13] <Sopmod-2> I think we made a mistake at the last checkpoint. I think we're here when we should be here
[19:13] <Ringo> >__<;
[19:14] <Ringo> Well, what do you think?
[19:14] <Sopmod-2> We can change direction. Cut over that way.
[19:15] * Sopmod-2 points across the street and across a plaza to where there's a cluster of damaged, smoldering buildings.
[19:16] <Sopmod-2> That should put us back where we need to be.
[19:16] <Ringo> All right, we'll try that.
[19:16] * Ringo waves everyone over to where she is.
[19:17] <RO-635> What's going on?
[19:17] <Ringo> Change in direction.
[19:17] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> Are we lost?
[19:18] <Ringo> EVERYONE! Can you hear me?
[19:20] <Ringo> We're changing direction!
[19:21] <Ringo> WE're heading over that way. Sopmod will go ahead to see if she can find a way through.
[19:22] * Sopmod-2 scrambles over the wall and starts making her way over to the buildings.
[19:34] * Sopmod-2 keeps trotting along.
[19:34] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> ...
[19:35] <Ringo> ...
[19:35] <Reisen-2> o___o
[19:39] * Sopmod-2 is STILL going!
[19:41] * Sopmod-2 finally makes it to the corner of one of the buildings and peers around the side. There's a large courtyard partially ringed by smaller buildings just ahead.
[19:41] * Sopmod-2 moves forward.
[19:42] *** Scene switch - the point of view is from inside one of the nearby buildings. Someone quietly and carefully takes aim at Sopmod-2 with a rifle!!!
[19:44] * Sopmod-2 turns back towards everyone to motion them to come up. :D
[19:44] *** Suddenly...!
[19:45] *** BANG!!!!!!!!!
[19:47] * Sopmod-2 's upper thigh EXPLODES in a massive blast that sends huge, wet gobbets of "BLOOD" in all directions!!
[19:48] *** Actually, it's pesto sauce. The "blood" is greenish.
[19:48] <Sopmod-2> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
[19:48] * Sopmod-2 flails her arms crazily and flops to the ground!
[19:49] * Reisen Udongein Inaba and the others start firing like crazy at the buildings ahead!!!
[19:51] * M16A1 goes FULL AUTO and unleashes the DAKKA!!!!! D:<
[19:54] * RO-635 fires a grenade into the courtyard aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand...blows up Mystia Lorelei's grilled lamprey cart AGAIN!!!!!!
[20:03] * RO-635 fires ANOTHER RPG!
[20:03] <Ringo> CEASE FIRE! CEASE FIRE! Did anyone see a sniper?! Did anyone see anything?
[20:04] <Sopmod-2> OOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWW~!!!! XO
[20:05] * Sopmod-2 is trying to crawl back to the others, then she takes ANOTHER hit! Her shoulder EXPLODES in a GIANT splash of what looks like...V-8 tomato juice?
[20:05] <M16A1> D:<
[20:05] * M16A1 resumes firing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[20:05] <Ringo> No! Cease fire! Cease fire, dammit!!
[20:06] * Cx4 Storm hurries over with the radio-phone. "Message from platoon command for you!"
[20:07] <Ringo> Murphy, this is Ringo! We're receiving sniper fire! Soppo is droppo!
[20:07] <Ringo> Our position is half a klick north of checkpoint four.
[20:08] <Ringo> Believe possible strong enemy forces are hidden in the buildings ahead of us. Requesting heavy tank support to our position!
[20:09] <~> ♦ Roger, understand. I'll see what I can do.
[20:09] <Ringo> Everyone! I think we're being set up for an ambush!
[20:10] <Ringo> I think we've got a massive force of Fluff in the buildings up ahead!
[20:11] <Ringo> I've requested tank support. We're gonna sit tight and wait for it to come. But keep your eyes open If they decide to hit us, we'll have to pull back fast!.
[20:12] *** Meanwhile, Sopmod-2 is rolling over and takes a shot in her FOOT that punches right through!
[20:12] <Sopmod-2> XO
[20:12] <Sopmod-2> - FFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU~!!!!! -
[20:14] * M16A1 empties ANOTHER full 100-round double-drum magazine into the buildings, while RO-635 and several of the other Moon-Rabbits start firing rocket launchers at them too!
[20:14] <Ringo> CEASE FIRE YOU IDIOTS!!!!!!!!!!! T____T
[20:15] <M16A1> WE can't just leave her out there!
[20:16] <Reisen-2> She's been hit four times!
[20:16] *** BANG!!!
[20:16] <Reisen-2> ....FIVE TIMES!!!
[20:21] *** BANG!!!
[20:22] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> <___<;
[20:22] <Ringo> DON'T GO IN! I've seen this before! They're doing it to draw us in one at a time!
[20:23] <RO-635> I'M GOING IN TO GET HER, DAMMIT!!! T___T
[20:23] * RO-635 leaps over the wall and CHARGES!!!!
[20:27] *** Everyone opens fire to try and give RO-635 cover!
[20:28] * RO-635 gets to Sopmod-2 and starts trying to drag her out of there.
[20:28] *** The hidden sniper sees them both in the open and takes careful aim...
[20:30] *** P-TOMPH!!!!!!!!!!! RO-635 takes a direct hit through her thigh that sends massive chunks spurting and spinning in all directions in a glorious display of carnage!!!
[20:30] <RO-635> @___________@
[20:31] * RO-635 falls flailing and wailing to the ground in incredible slow motion!
[20:32] <Ringo> CEASE FIRE! WE CAN'T SEE THE SHOOTER!!! They're in one of the other buildings shielded by the others!
[20:35] <Ringo> Gimme that radio, Cx4
[20:36] * Cx4 Storm hurries over with it again.
[20:37] * Sopmod-2 and RO-635 are both howling and groaning like they've both eaten some GOD-AWFUL burritos.
[20:37] *** BANG!!
[20:37] <RO-635> DX
[20:37] *** BANG!!
[20:37] <Sopmod-2> @___@
[20:39] * Ringo takes the phone. "Murphy, this is Ringo! Where are those tanks? We're in some deep s[BLEEP]t! Two Dolls down! How far out are the tanks?!"
[20:40] <~> Sorry, Ringo. No luck so far with the tank. It got hijacked by the Fluffs!
[20:41] *** Scene-switch! The shot is of the interior of one of the M48 tanks that the Moon-Rabbits are using. Forest Kits are SWARMING into the inside of the tank through the top hatch! SOMEONE LEFT IT OPEN!!!!
[20:42] *** Seated inside the tank, and getting literally BURIED beneath dozens of squirming, nipping Forest Kits are none other than G-11, UMP-45, and UMP-9!! And yes, they're ALL wearing rabbit-ear headbands
[20:43] * G-11 is having hokey-looking "convulsions" as "blood" gouts and erupts from the collar of her flak vest. X___x
[20:44] * UMP-45 is flailing around, trying to fight off the Floof as they swarm all over her, nipping and biting on her!!
[20:47] * UMP-9 just...SCREEEEEEEEEAMS~!!!!!!!!
[20:51] *** The scene switches back to Ringo, who just looks twice as pissed as before.
[20:51] <Ringo> - Those fluffy ba[BLEEP]rds!!! -
[20:52] <Ringo> OKAY, LISTEN UP! Can't afford to wait for the tank. I think they're going to hit us any minute.
[20:52] *** BANG!!!!
[20:52] <RO-635> - DEAR GOD, STOP SHOOTING ME IN THE ASS~!!!!!!!!! XO -
[20:53] <Ringo> When they do, we won't have time to pull out! We've gotta go!
[20:53] <M16A1> NO! We're not leaving Soppo and RO!
[20:54] <Ringo> I'm the one in charge! I'm the one making the call! It's a s[BLEEP]tty situation but we can't refuse to accept it!
[20:54] <M16A1> We can't leave them!
[20:55] <Ringo> They're wasted!
[20:55] *** BANG!!!!!
[20:55] <RO-635> - AGAIN IN THE ASS!!?!?! -
[20:56] <M16A1> LET'S GO GET THEM! LET'S DO IT!!!
[20:57] * M16A1 CHARGES!!!
[20:58] * M16A1 leaps over the wall as everyone opens fire to provide cover. She's running through a hail of exploding stone fragments, smoke, and shattered debris as she keeps firing herself
[20:58] <M16A1> >:D
[20:59] <M16A1> RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >:D
[21:01] * M16A1 comes to a halt behind the side of a building. Sopmod-2 and RO-635 are laying on the ground a short distance ahead of her.
[21:02] <Sopmod-2> X___x
[21:02] * Sopmod-2 has an exaggerated pained expression on her face and has her tongue hanging out.
[21:02] * RO-635 has multiple smoldering holes in her buttocks.
[21:04] <RO-635> T_____T
[21:05] <M16A1> RO! Where's the sniper? Where is it?
[21:05] * RO-635 starts to point at a building that's around the corner and on the far side of the courtyard.
[21:05] *** BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!!
[21:06] *** RO-635 has left #suburbansenshi3 ("Grand Theft Auto levels of WASTED.")
[21:06] <M16A1> o___O
[21:07] * M16A1 starts to slowly and carefully peek around the corner of the building she's hiding behind.
[21:07] *** BANG!!! Near miss!
[21:07] <M16A1> >__<;
[21:08] * M16A1 checks out several of the other buildings and figures out the sniper's blind spots.
[21:08] <M16A1> RINGO!!!! RO AND SOPPO ARE WASTED!!!
[21:09] <M16A1> THERE'S ONLY ONE SNIPER! MOVE UP THE SQUAD! YOU'RE CLEAR UP TO HERE!
[21:11] <Ringo> Udongein! Reisen-2, Cx4! Follow me! The rest of you stay here and cover our butts! We could be coming back here in a major hurry!
[21:17] *** The girls are dash up to where M16A1 is
[21:19] <M16A1> The sniper is over there. Up on the floor with that rectangular hole in the side.
[21:19] <Ringo> I see it. Cx4, lemme have that radio again.
[21:20] * Ringo moves over to where Cx4 Storm is crouching below a blown out window.
[21:21] *** Ringo doesn't notice that moving into the area of the window puts her in a narrow line-of-sight with the sniper's position!
[21:21] * Sniper POV slowly focuses on the small part of Ringo's back that's visible!
[21:21] *** BANG!!!!
[21:22] <Ringo> X____X
[21:23] * Ringo 's squib-load DETONATES all over Cx4 Storm's FACE, splattering the entire front half of her body with sauce!!!
[21:25] *** It's extra-juicy Carbonara sauce!! YUMMY~!
[21:27] <M16A1> IT SAW HER THROUGH THE HOLE!!!
[21:27] * M16A1 starts shooting back while Ringo is dragged back and out of the way by everyone else.
[21:27] <Ringo> @__@
[21:27] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> You're okay! You're okay!!
[21:28] <Ringo> - DoN't ShIt WiTh Me, UdOnGeIn~! -
[21:30] <Ringo> @________@
[21:30] <Ringo> - I CAN HACK IT! I CAN HACK IT!! -
[21:31] * Ringo shudders, convulses, and then...
[21:31] *** P-TOOMPH~!!!!!!!!!!
[21:33] * Ringo 's chest just EXPLODES from the inside, as if the bullet that struck her was some kind of mass-reactive, explosive-tipped high-caliber round ranging about 25mm in size!!!
[21:33] <Reisen-2> D:
[21:37] * Reisen Udongein Inaba throws up in disgust!!!
[21:40] <M16A1> ...Let's go get some payback.
[21:40] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> ...Okay
[21:41] * Reisen Udongein Inaba and M16A1 start to lead EVERYONE towards the sniper's building. They all start to carefully advance, using the available cover and several smoke grenades.
[21:42] *** AND PAUSE HERE FOR THE NIGHT SINCE I NEED TO GET SOME THINGS TAKEN CARE OF BEFORE I TURN IN.
[21:43] *** I will assure you that this showing of Full Metal Fluffy features the Extended Ending!
[21:44] *** We'll continue with the final episode of the event TOMORROW.
[21:44] *** Until then, stay fierce and fluffy!
[19:37] * ~The Cheesykits Projector starts to warm up
[19:39] * ~The Cheesykits Projector starts up in earnest!
[19:39] * Reisen Udongein Inaba and the others are still advancing into the building.
[19:40] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> >__>
[19:40] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> <__<
[19:44] <M16A1> You two! With me!
[19:44] <M16A1> You two! That way!
[19:45] * Reisen Udongein Inaba heads off in a different direction entirely in her eagerness.
[19:47] * Reisen Udongein Inaba heads up some rubble-strewn stairs up to the second floor.
[19:47] * Reisen Udongein Inaba SEES THE WINDOW!!!
[19:49] * Reisen Udongein Inaba sees someone at the window.
[19:51] *** There's a single girl standing at the window, peering out intensely.
[19:52] * Reisen Udongein Inaba tries to shoot, but her rifle jams!!
[19:52] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> Crap!!! Not now!!
[19:53] <Sniper> !!!!
[19:53] * Sniper spins on her heel and takes aim at Reisen!
[19:53] * The sniper girl looks like... WHOA~!!
[19:54] * Sniper is now known as AS Val
[19:55] * AS Val starts shooting at Reisen, pumping the trigger over and over and over again! D:<
[19:57] * Reisen Udongein Inaba throws herself behind a pillar and squats down LOW to avoid the shots!!
[20:00] < AS Val> NO MORE HURTING OF THE FLUFFIES!!!!!
[20:00] * Reisen Udongein Inaba throws her rifle away and goes for her pistol!
[20:00] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> DX
[20:01] * AS Val is suddenly blown sideways as she's fired upon!!!!
[20:01] < AS Val> XO
[20:02] <Reisen-2> >:D
[20:03] * Reisen-2 came into the room from a different doorway. She empties her gun into AS Val, then reloads and advances.
[20:04] * Reisen Udongein Inaba watches in stunned amazement as Reisen-2 quickly advances and starts to quickly clear the room, rushing in and quick-searching all other corners and possible hiding spots.
[20:04] <Reisen-2> CLEAR!!!
[20:05] <Reisen-2> WE GOT THE SNIPER~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[20:07] <AS Val> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH~!!!
[20:09] *** M16A1, Cx4 Storm, and some of the other Moon-Rabbits advance inside.
[20:10] <Reisen-2> We got the sniper!!! And I saved Udongein's ass!!!! :D
[20:10] <M16A1> She was the only one?
[20:11] <Reisen-2> I F[BLEEP]KING BLEW HER AWAY!!!!! :D
[20:11] * Reisen-2 starts dancing around, occasionally kicking AS Val as she does.
[20:12] <Reisen-2> Am I bad?! Am I a lifebreaker?! Am I a heart-taker?! :D
[20:14] *** Everyone starts looking down at AS Val.
[20:15] * AS Val tries to reach out for her teddy bear. T___T
[20:16] <Reisen-2> OH NO YOU DON'T!!!
[20:16] * Reisen-2 shoots the teddy bear to pieces!
[20:16] <AS Val> T____________T
[20:16] <Cx4 Storm> What should we do to her?
[20:17] <M16A1> No more boom-boom for this baby-doll.
[20:19] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> We can't just leave her like this.
[20:19] <AS Val> T___________T
[20:20] <M16A1> Hey, a[BLEEP]le. Ringo's wasted. You're fresh out of friends.
[20:20] <M16A1> I'm running this group now. And I say we leave the Doll for the mother-loving rats.
[20:21] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> >:(
[20:22] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> I'm not trying to run this group.
[20:22] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> I'm just saying we can't leave her like this.
[20:22] <AS Val> Shoot...me... T____T
[20:23] <M16A1> >:(
[20:23] <M16A1> >:D
[20:23] <M16A1> If you wanna waste her, Udongein, go ahead.
[20:24] <M16A1> Waste her.
[20:25] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> >:f
[20:25] * Reisen Udongein Inaba slowly pulls out her pistol.
[20:25] *** BANG!!!!!!
[20:27] *** AS Val has left #suburbansenshi3 (X___X)
[20:28] * Reisen-2 bursts out giggling. "We're going to have to put you up for the Congressional Medal of...UGLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" XD
[20:28] <Cx4 Storm> Hardcore, Udongein.
[20:29] * Reisen Udongein Inaba glares at M16A1
[20:29] * M16A1 glares back.
[20:31] *** The scene switches, and all of the Moon-Rabbits and T-Dolls are marching away. Night has fallen, but the fires are still burning, casting everything in ruddy light.
[20:32] <Reisen Udongein Inaba (voiceover)> ♦ We have nailed our names in the pages of history enough for today. We hump down to the river to set in for the night.
[20:33] *** The platoon starts singing as they march.
[20:33] <Lustdoll Platoon> ♫ We play fair and we work hard and we're in harmony! ♫
[20:34] <Lustdoll Platoon> ♫ M-I-C-K-E-Y! M-O-U-S-E!! ♫
[20:34] <Lustdoll Platoon> ♫ Mickey Mouse! MICKEY MOUSE! Mickey Mouse! MICKEY MOUSE!! ♫
[20:35] <Lustdoll Platoon> ♫ Forever let us hold our banner high! High-high-high!! ♫
[20:36] <Lustdoll Platoon> ♫ Hares and Dolls from far and near are welcome as can be! Who's the leader of the club that's made for you and me? ♫
[20:37] <Reisen Udongein Inaba (voiceover)> ♦ My thoughts drift back to hot, steamy dreams of Adele Yandere and the Great Homecoming Fluff Fantasy. I am so happy that I am alive, and SHORT.
[20:38] <Reisen Udongein Inaba (voiceover)> ♦ I'm in a world of s[BLEEP]t, yes. But I am alive. And I am not afraid.
[20:38] * breaks off her train of thought and looks around.
[20:38] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> ^
[20:38] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> What's that sound?
[20:40] *** Something else starts to be heard over the sound of everyone singing. Soon, it becomes quite distinctive.
[20:41] *** The ruins start to echo with the sound of ... Ride of the Valkyries?!?!
[20:42] <M16A1> DEFENSIVE POSITIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!
[20:42] <Random Moon-Rabbit> Where's it coming from!?!
[20:44] *** Suddenly...HELICOPTERS scream overhead, strafing the entire area with bullets and rockets!!
[20:45] * Several Moon-Rabbits are either gunned down or send flying by the explosions!
[20:45] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> :O
[20:46] *** There are Forest-Kits riding in those helicopters! All of them are UH-1s bearing Lunar Assault Corps symbols that have been painted over with fox symbols!!!
[20:47] *** IT'S THE RISING FLOOF!!! THEY STOLE THOSE HELICOPTERS!!
[20:47] <Random Kit> RUN, BUNNIES!! >:D
[20:48] <Reisen-2> WE'RE SURROUNDED!!!
[20:51] *** Swarms of Forest Kits start to surge through the streets, led by none other than....!
[20:52] *** Takao has joined #suburbansenshi3
[20:52] <@spiritflame> konbanwa Takao
[20:52] *** Atago has joined #suburbansenshi3
[20:52] <@spiritflame> konbanwa Atago
[20:52] <Atago> ^___^
[20:52] <Takao> >:(
[20:54] <Cx4 Storm> Return fire! Return fire!
[20:55] * M16A1 opens fire!
[20:55] *** Stunt-plushies start to explode!
[20:57] <M16A1> FALL BACK! FALL BACK!!!
[20:57] * Cx4 Storm is fallen upon by Atago and SLASHED!!!!
[20:57] <Cx4 Storm> X___x
[20:57] <Atago> :D
[21:01] <M16A1> UDONGEIN!!! GET EVERYONE OUTTA HERE!! I'll cover you!!!
[21:03] * Reisen Udongein Inaba starts to run!
[21:05] * Reisen Udongein Inaba looks back to see THIS happening to M16A1 as she's swarmed over by DOZENS of Forest Kits!!!!
[21:06] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> D:
[21:06] * Reisen Udongein Inaba suddenly gets SMACKED to the ground!!
[21:06] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> @___@
[21:08] *** M16A1 has left #suburbansenshi3 (*swarmed over by raging fluffy Kits! *)
[21:11] * Reisen Udongein Inaba is then pinned to the ground by someone stepping on her back.
[21:12] *** In this case, it's SEVERAL things SITTING on her back!
[21:12] <Forest Kits> Bunny! Bunny! Bunny!
[21:12] <~> Do you smell that? Do you smell that?
[21:12] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> T____T
[21:13] <~> Napalm, girl. Nothing else in the world smells like that.
[21:14] <~> I love the smell of napalm in the evening. You know, one time you had to bomb our positions for 12 hours and when it was all over your people searched...
[21:14] <~> You didn't find anyone. Not one single slain Floof!
[21:16] <~> But that smell. That gasoline smell! Everywhere!
[21:16] * Takao steps out in front of Reisen and peers down at her.
[21:16] <Takao> ♦ Smelled like...victory!
[21:17] *** The Forest Kits start dragging Reisen away!
[21:17] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH~!!!
[21:18] <Forest Kits> To the Floof! To the Floof! To the Floof!!
[21:18] <Takao> SOME DAY THIS WAR'S GONNA END!!!! >:D
[21:18] <Atago>
And you'll be around to see it!
[21:19] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> - ................................The horror! The horror! -
[21:19] *** The scene fades to black as the last remnants of the Lustdolls are brought down and wiped out by the unstoppable forces of the Rising Floof!!!
[21:20] *** THE END!
[18:32] *** Shion has joined #suburbansenshi3
[18:32] <@spiritflame> konbanwa Shion
[18:33] * Shion slowly opens her eyes..realizing she's in a bed in a hospital
[18:34] <Sarah Christensson> Shion!!!
[18:34] * Sarah Christensson hugs the little girl
[18:34] <Sarah Christensson> ..never...NEVER EVER do anything like that
[18:34] * Sarah Christensson tears up....Juan and Megan are nearby, watching
[17:51] *** in an indoor pool/gym building
[17:54] * Maia approuches a diving board, stops....then runs and does a perfect high dive into the water
[17:58] * Saeko Mizuno silently sits on the edge of the pool, watching the other people having fun
[18:04] * Maia swims over
[18:04] <Maia> you seem rather quiet. Do you intent to simply sit there or are you going to partake in this activity
[18:06] <Saeko Mizuno> I-I'm not much for swimming ^^;;;
[18:08] <Maia> strange...for one born under the sign of Mercury
[18:08] <Saeko Mizuno> huh? what do you mean?
[18:14] <Maia> when we went to war, I did my research
[18:15] <Maia> you were born on what on Earth is referred to as September 5th
[18:15] <Saeko Mizuno> yes?
[18:18] <Maia> that means you were born under the sign of what was called Virgo
[18:19] <Saeko Mizuno> ..okay?
[18:24] <Maia> that sign is under the power of Mercury
[18:24] * Saeko Mizuno blinks at this......
[18:27] <Maia> you would find your fellows are of a similer situation
[18:28] <Saeko Mizuno> bu..but..that means I'm..we're...
[18:33] * Maia grabs Saeko by the foot and PULLS her into the water!
[18:33] <Saeko Mizuno> GACK!!!!!
[18:33] * Saeko Mizuno flails in the water!
[18:37] * Maia swims over and carefully lifts Saeko slightly out of the water
[18:37] <Maia> relax.
[18:38] <Maia> I will teach you to embrace the water within you.....
[18:38] * Maia has her hand under Saeko's chin to help her out of the water and around her waist
[18:38] * Saeko Mizuno turns BRIGHT RED
[18:38] <Saeko Mizuno> u-u-um ok...
[20:42] * Reeducation Chamber allows D. Kakaku to awaken, but he quickly realizes he cannot move.
[20:43] *** D. Kakaku seems to have his head resting on a pillow, but that's pretty much all he can feel. He can barely move his head, which is protruding from some kind of airtight opening. There is a screen in front of his face. This is all that is illuminated--the rest of the room is black.
[20:46] <D. Kakaku> ughhhhh
[20:47] <D. Kakaku> where am... where am I?
[20:47] <Words on Screen> Would you do me a favor?
[20:48] <D. Kakaku> huh? favor?
[20:48] <Words on Screen> And pause your treatment to offer help for something in the future?
[20:49] <D. Kakaku> huh? sure, what kind of help?
[20:49] <Words on Screen> Testimony.
[20:50] <Words on Screen> When you entered here, whether wisely or not, you were offered a chance to view testimony about the efficacy of the available behavior modification and psychological conditioning.
[20:50] <Words on Screen> Do you remember that testimony?
[20:51] <D. Kakaku> I do remember hearing that
[20:51] <Words on Screen> As you have agreed to submit to said psychological conditioning, and been the recipient of numerous anesthetics, medication, interventions, and treatments, your testimony regarding them is sought.
[20:52] *** Several cameras emerge from the lightless void of the room around D.Kakaku's head, and point at him.
[20:53] <Words on Screen> Hopefully, you are enjoying your time in behavioral conditioning as much as possible. Your testimony might convince others to seek treatment.
[20:53] <D. Kakaku> of course, I'm having a good time, takes a little long though.
[20:54] <Words on Screen> You have had numerous substances and methods administered, your word that they are not unpleasant might give others the motivation to submit and accept immenent intervention with less fear. Would you be willing to be interviewed and give honest answers?
[20:56] <Words on Screen> Many would balk at the prospect of being subjected to the interventions you are undergoing. Would you be willing to be interviewed about your experience, and under the influence of the agents used to make treatment possible, to show that they are not as unpleasant as many might think?
[20:57] <D. Kakaku> of course.
[20:58] <Words on Screen> This will be helpful, and can be recorded in varied media, so that you may persuade others.
[20:59] * D. Kakaku nods
[20:59] *** The screen in front of him changes, and now shoes Liza Sunrise-Suminaka's face---at least, part of it. Most of it is covered by a breathing mask with gas hoses going into it.
[21:00] *** There is also the headphones---which D.Kakaku recognizes, that cover her ears and lots of her head.
[21:00] *** Liza seems to be nodding, and agreeing to something.
[21:01] <D. Kakaku> hmm? where are we, though?
[21:02] *** A pair of headphones, matching those of Liza, are clamped securely over D.Kakaku's ears, and a breathing mask--much like Liza's, is deployed, clamping around to cover his nose and mouth so that he breathes its contents.
[21:02] * Words on Screen do not appear to answer D.Kakaku's question.
[21:02] * D. Kakaku starts breathing and listening.
[21:05] *** He really has no choice but to do nothing but that.
[21:05] *** That said... nothing seems to happen.
[21:05] * D. Kakaku moves his head to look around.
[21:05] * D. Kakaku tries to*^
[21:06] *** The screen goes blank while D.Kakaku isn't facing the camera in front of him.
[21:06] <Words on Screen> ????
[21:08] * D. Kakaku looks at the camera and begins to speak his honest thoughts, how wonderful it all is, the amenities that you could get in here, the wonders of the treatment and everything associated with it.
[21:08] *** Does D.Kakaku settle back and lean onto the pillos?
[21:08] *** The camera shows a red light while he does this.
[21:09] * Words on Screen say "Thank you!"
[21:10] *** A smell comes through the mask that D. Kakaku doesn't remember smelling before.
[21:10] * D. Kakaku sniffs a bit., and yes, he settles back
[21:12] *** The smell doesn't go away, and it becomes increasingly harder to concentrate on anything the longer he smells it.
[21:13] <D. Kakaku> hmmm?
[21:13] * D. Kakaku continues smelling it, what is that smell?
[21:13] *** D. Kakaku finds himself increasingly confused. It's hard to focus or remember anything at all.
[21:13] *** D. Kakaku soon forgets what he was thinking about.
[21:15] *** D. Kakaku starts forgetting where he is, and what he was doing, and agreed to.
[21:16] * Reeducation Chamber adds anxiolytic and sedative gases so that D. Kakaku doesn't get jumpy or stressed as he starts forgetting things.
[21:17] * D. Kakaku starts to react by blosing his eyes slowly.
[21:17] *** It becomes impossible for D. Kakaku to recall anything farther back than a couple of breaths. That might be why the smell seems new each breath.
[21:18] * D. Kakaku breathes and soon closes his eyes.
[21:18] * Reeducation Chamber continues to make him breathe amnesiac, and also adds the gases to help him accept what's happening as the amnesiac takes effect.
[21:19] * Reeducation Chamber records what is happening.
[21:19] * D. Kakaku soon dozes off, accepting what happens.
[21:20] *** The sedative feed is cut back so that he can become lucid, before he dozes off.
[21:20] * D. Kakaku enters lucidity?
[21:22] *** After the amnesiacs have fully induced retrograde amnesia, and the soporific gas has been cut back, the screen activates and heaphones do too.
[21:25] * D. Kakaku listens and breathes in lucidity
[21:31] *** The headphones and screen ask D. Kakaku questions, but they seem so trivial he cannot really recall what he says. He hears a voice, and remembers answering, and feels funny, in different ways, and talks about it, but it all seems surreal and minor and easily dismissable.
[21:32] *** D. Kakaku almost instantly loses track of time, and finds himself unable to recall how long this takes place.
[21:32] *** The red light on the camera goes out, after an indeterminate period of time.
[21:32] * Reeducation Chamber puts D. Kakaku on nothing but oxygen and nitrogen, so that he slowly comes to his senses.
[21:33] <D. Kakaku> mmmmmm, huh?
[21:33] * D. Kakaku is slowly coming to his senses.
[21:34] * Reeducation Chamber lets him keep breathing, but doesn't release him.
[21:34] <Words on Screen> On a scale of 1-10, how much are you enjoying your treatments?
[21:35] <D. Kakaku> I'm at a 10
[21:35] <Words on Screen> This was not unexpected.
[21:35] <Words on Screen> Unfortunately, that level of enjoyment also puts you in danger.
[21:35] <Words on Screen> Certain events must not occur.
[21:36] <Words on Screen> You will receive two injections to limit your ability to react to what is happening, for your own safety.
[21:36] <D. Kakaku> okay
[21:38] <Words on Screen> The sites of the injection meant that the process will result in very significant pain, and pain is not the goal, so you will be put to sleep now. When you awaken, your treatments will continue.
[21:38] <D. Kakaku> alright
[21:38] <Words on Screen> Your experiencing fear and apprehension is also not a goal here. Please relax, and don't think too hard about it.
[21:40] * Reeducation Chamber quickly begins mixing in gas to D. Kakaku's air supply, to make sure he cannot think about it.
[21:41] * D. Kakaku breathes in the gas and doesn't think about it.
[21:41] * Reeducation Chamber rapidly increases the concentration of sedative gas, so that D. Kakaku cannot worry about the injections to come, and is atypically shy about adding agents that cause euphoria.
[21:42] * D. Kakaku breathes some more, breathing in the mixed gas.
[21:42] * Reeducation Chamber continues to administer sedatives, and agents that cause euphoria, slowly building up the concentration of sleeping gas.
[21:43] * D. Kakaku starts to nod off more the more sleeping gas is mixed in.
[21:43] *** D. Kakaku starts to hear his own heartbeat, very clearly, though it's mixed with the sound of drums?
[21:43] *** D. Kakaku notices that it seems that, with every breath he takes, the light in the room gets lowered toward being dark.
[21:44] * D. Kakaku slowly closes his eyes again.
[21:44] * Reeducation Chamber waits until D. Kakaku is on the very threshold of unconsciousness.
[21:45] * D. Kakaku is soon on that very threshold of unconsciousness.
[21:46] <Words on Screen> Since you can't see this, it's probably fine to admit how much I enjoy gassing you lot.
[21:46] * Words on Screen tips the sleeping gas over the unconsciousness threshold.
[21:46] <Words on Screen> Healthy outlets!
[21:46] * D. Kakaku is still on the threshold... then falls into unconsciousness.
[21:47] *** The gas feed pipes in some retrograde amnesiacs, as the chamber glows electric blue.
[21:49] * Reeducation Chamber keeps D. Kakaku unconscious and administers the injections to limit his biological responses.
[21:49] * Reeducation Chamber pipes in some long-lasting soporifics to keep D. Kakaku asleep as the procedure wears off, and assesses how to repay his favor.
[21:50] *** Gas feed into D. Kakaku's mask begins to include long-term sleeping gas.
[22:53] *** The van/caravan finally leaves Tokyo
[22:55] * Shinjiro Smithson is at the wheel....
[22:55] * Shinjiro Smithson glances back through one of the mirrors........
[22:55] *** all the women/girls are asleep in the back....
[22:55] * Shinjiro Smithson turns back to what he's doing
[22:57] * Shinjiro Smithson sees that the cellphone is getting a call from Hideki
[22:57] * Shinjiro Smithson knows what it's about
[22:57] * Shinjiro Smithson shuts off his cellphone
[23:12] * Shinjiro Smithson turns off the road
[23:18] * Shinjiro Smithson stops the caravan somewhere deserted
[09:13] * Shinjiro Smithson sits on the other side of the caravan....a bump on his head, looking.....uncomfortable
[09:13] <Shinjiro Smithson> >_>
[09:13] * Shinjiro Smithson tries to look around the corner
[09:14] <Ai Aino> YOU PEEK AND I'M KILLING YOU, I SWEAR TO GOD, SHIN
[09:15] * Shinjiro Smithson quickly goes back to sitting on the other side of the caravan
[09:16] * Shinjiro Smithson <---- the only man in the group
[14:08] <@spiritflame> Current Location is: Dilapidated Castle Ruins
[14:26] *** Through a dense, nearly impassable forest of massive trees lies the Dilapidated Ruins of Hnossa Castle. The building, while considered dilapidated, actually still stands quite firm. While there are walls thate have fallen, the base struture seems to be held up by the trees around it. Almost as though nature is clinging to the past too.
[14:27] * Daini Felinus squeezes between two thick trees and huffs as wipes sweat from her eyes "how much further could it be??"
[14:32] * Daini Felinus pops through and leans back against the trees to catch her breath "wow.. you guys grew THICK. in a good way.. always a good way"
[14:40] * Daini Felinus looks up and grins at a stone structure hidden in plain sight "ive been squeezing around it this whole time????"
[14:42] * Daini Felinus repositions herself and looks for a way in "and here i thought i'd be home by lunchtime."
[14:43] <Daini Felinus> haha... jokes on me
[14:46] * Daini Felinus spots what looks like an old window. she carefuly leaps from the tree and falls through the window "weee.... ahhh!" she falls farther than she thought and lands on a thick moss growth
[14:55] * Daini Felinus looks around from the moss and holds up her camera to take pictures
[15:03] * Daini Felinus looks around and sighs "well.. i found it. now what?"
[15:04] * Daini Felinus is away: DOCUMENT EVERYTHING!!!!!!
[21:01] * Shinjiro Smithson kneels down with the other girls at the wedding party......and once in awhile glances at his now Kitsune wife......turning bright red
[21:02] * Megan Smithson blinks..her kitsune ears twitching
[22:31] * Megan Smihtson is fast asleep in a sleeping bag....wierdly enough she's hugging Risa in her sleep, while Shinjiro lays on the ohter side
[22:35] * Ai Aino snores loudly.........
[23:15] * The other girls remain fast asleep
[23:31] <Akane Tenou> ........you know we're completely lost right?
[23:31] <Arisu Kaioh> s-s-SILENCE
[23:32] * Arisu Kaioh grumbles gripping the streeting wheel
[23:32] <Naoko Meioh> so why are we following them again?
[23:34] <Arisu Kaioh> because they're up to something!
[23:35] <Arisu Kaioh> are you almost done!?
[23:35] <Naoko Meioh> do you even know how to fix this thing?
[23:36] * Keiko Tomoe looks up from the hood of the jeep, a headlamp attached to her forehead in the shape of Hotaru's head with the light in it's mouth
[23:36] <Keiko Tomoe> i hold 5 degrees from 2 universities in numercious technical and mechnical subjects
[23:36] <Keiko Tomoe> OF COURSE I can fix this
[23:37] * Keiko Tomoe goes back to work
[23:38] * Akane Tenou drinks some coffee from a thermos, looking irritated
[19:04] *** the "MoonGirls" are suddenly teleported up
[19:05] <Ai Aino> .....whoa
[19:05] <Ai Aino> .....nice place
[19:05] * Hanako Kino giggles and runs forward before the rest of them to look around
[19:06] <Saeko Mizuno> this..this is your home?
[19:06] <Megan Smihtson> in a way! this is where my mother lives!
[19:09] <Risa Hino> ..it is..impressive
[19:11] * Ai Aino narrows her eyes, looking ahead
[19:12] <Ai Aino> ..hey on..what's that
[19:25] * Megan Smithson gets TACKLED to the ground by something large and furry
[19:30] <Ai Aino> S[BLEEP]T!!!!!!!!!!
[19:30] <Hanako Kino> !
[19:30] <Saeko Mizuno> !!!
[19:33] * Megan Smihtson giggles, hugging the large furry form...who then turns to hug the others
[19:33] <Ai Aino> GAH MY SPINE
[19:35] * Hanako Kino giggles as she's hugged.....
[19:35] * Risa Hino just looks...fairly nonplussed
[19:35] * Saeko Mizuno puts her hands up, so she gets a pass on her hug
[19:37] <Ai Aino> what the hell was that!?
[19:37] <Megan Smihtson> a family member
[19:39] <Ai Aino> ......I would expect this sort of stuff from Hana..but you?
[19:40] <??> MEGGGGGGGGGAAAAAN
[19:41] *** A Teenage Girl tackles Megan into a hug!
[19:43] * Megan Smihtson laughs and swings around
[19:45] <Risa Hino> pardon, Meg..but this is?
[19:46] <Sarah Christensson> oh happy birthday baby ^^
[19:46] * Megan Smihtson hugs Sarah again
[19:47] <Megan Smihtson> oh sorry
[19:47] <Megan Smihtson> this is my mother!
[19:47] <Megan Smithson> ^^
[19:48] <Ai Aino> .........
[19:49] * Ai Aino looks at Sarah..then at Megan...then Sarah again
[19:49] <Ai Aino> ok I quit!
[19:50] <Ai Aino> i'm done!
[19:50] * Ai Aino turns only to get run over by a group of small children
[19:50] <Ai Aino> @_@
[19:50] <Kiyoko> HEY WATCH IT!
[19:53] * Shion , Kiyoko and Shurin run up
[19:53] <Shion> Happy Birthday, Megan :)
[19:54] * Megan Smithson kneels down and smiles ^^
[19:54] <Megan Smithson> thank you, little sister ^^
[19:54] <Sarah Christensson> come on, Meg! Dinner is ready!
[19:54] * Sarah Christensson leads her daughter away..the others following
[19:55] * Ai Aino twitches on the ground, face down
[08:53] *** Hiroshi Kaze has joined #suburbansenshi3
[08:53] <@spiritflame> ohayo Hiroshi Kaze
[08:53] * Hiroshi Kaze yawns and sits up in bed, scratching his side
[08:53] <Hiroshi Kaze> ugggggggggggggghhhh
[08:54] * Hiroshi Kaze stands and walks out of the room and heads downstairs
[08:54] * Hiroshi Kaze walks into the kitchen and opens the fridge, looking for a drink
[08:55] <Mari Kino> g-good morning ^^;;;
[08:55] <Melody Aino> ......
[08:55] <Hiroshi Kaze> ugh morning
[08:55] <Hiroshi Kaze> .......
[08:55] <Mari Kino> .......
[08:55] <Melody Aino> ......
[08:57] * Hiroshi Kaze <---- *wearing shirt and boxers*
[09:00] * Hiroshi Kaze RUNS UPSTAIRS AND SLAMS THE DOOR
[09:01] <Hiroshi Kaze> O___O
[09:04] <Hiroshi Kaze> (WHAT THE HELL..WHAT ARE THEY DOING HERE)
[09:07] <Himeko Kaze> oh hey Hiroshi.....Mari and Melody are here...we're going out today..so you probably should put on some pants
[09:07] <Hiroshi Kaze> WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME THAT BEFORE
[09:09] <Himeko Kaze> oopsie uwu!
[09:10] <Hiroshi Kaze> DON'T UWU ME
[14:46] * Reeducation Chamber FINALLY, after much consideration and double-checking, disconnects the drug feeds from D. Kakaku, so that as he metabolizes the numerous drugs in his system, he can become conscious again.
[14:46] * Reeducation Chamber waits.
[14:48] * D. Kakaku slowly starts to regain consciousness.
[14:49] *** This looks, instead of the other rooms, like it is perfectly normal.
[14:49] * D. Kakaku is close to being awake
[14:49] * D. Kakaku starts looking around
[14:50] <Reeducation Chamber> It has carpet, but no medical equipment, restraints, anything like that. The only two unusual things is that 1) there is some kind of huge helmet suspended from the ceiling by two wires, and 2) there are two holes in the wall, about 2 feet apart.
[14:50] * Reeducation Chamber It has carpet, but no medical equipment, restraints, anything like that. The only two unusual things is that 1) there is some kind of huge helmet suspended from the ceiling by two wires, and 2) there are two holes in the wall, about 2 feet apart.
[14:50] <D. Kakaku> woah, oh my!
[14:51] * D. Kakaku looks around at himself, then up at the helmet and then at the holes in the wall.
[14:52] <Reeducation Chamber> The helmet seems to have a monitor of some type on the faceplate that can display things, words at the very least.
[14:52] <Reeducation Chamber> (( out of practice ))
[14:53] <D. Kakaku> (( it's alright ))
[14:53] *** The holes in the wall extend into darkness, there's no way to see what's in them.
[14:53] <Words in Helmet Visor> Hello. :)
[14:53] <D. Kakaku> huh?
[14:53] * D. Kakaku looks at the visor.
[14:54] <Words in Helmet Visor> Hello Daniel.
[14:54] <Words in Helmet Visor> There is wonderful news! Your surgeries and psychological modifications are now complete.
[14:55] <Words in Helmet Visor> Both the medical procedures and thought-alteration sessions were successful. Isn't that great?
[14:55] * D. Kakaku nods
[14:56] <Words in Helmet Visor> There are just a few final tests.
[14:56] <Words in Helmet Visor> First, a memory check.
[14:56] <Words in Helmet Visor> 1) Do you remember what my spoken voice sounds like?
[14:56] <D. Kakaku> ok.
[14:56] <Words in Helmet Visor> ???
[14:57] <D. Kakaku> not really
[14:57] <D. Kakaku> I think it sounds like Chateaux.
[14:57] <Words in Helmet Visor> What do you mean you "think it does?"
[14:58] <D. Kakaku> (( it's been a while XD ))
[14:58] <Words in Helmet Visor> Do you mean you slightly remember it, or that you are guessing? I've never spoken to you in your time here, right?
[14:59] <D. Kakaku> I'm guessing, you mainly just printed words into my eyes.
[14:59] <Words in Helmet Visor> Right! :)
[14:59] <Words in Helmet Visor> 2) You feel normal now, right?
[15:00] <D. Kakaku> I.. I do, funnily enough.
[15:00] <Words in Helmet Visor> Great :)
[15:00] <Words in Helmet Visor> And you have no memory of extensive conversations with me where we discussed your past, right?
[15:01] * D. Kakaku thinks on it.
[15:01] <D. Kakaku> yes, I, we did.
[15:02] <Words in Helmet Visor> Are you sure?
[15:02] <D. Kakaku> maybe, hmmm, maybe not.
[15:02] <Words in Helmet Visor> Don't worry, it's perfectly normal to be confused. We'll just top you off on that during your final session.
[15:03] <Words in Helmet Visor> 3) You don't remember me hypnotizing you, right?
[15:04] <D. Kakaku> I remember that happening, yes.
[15:05] <Words in Helmet Visor> Really, you do?
[15:05] <Words in Helmet Visor> That's fine, it can be fixed momentarily.
[15:06] <D. Kakaku> didn't you hypnotize me once or twice, I think.
[15:06] <Words in Helmet Visor> Don't worry about it! Everything is fine!
[15:06] <Words in Helmet Visor> 4) Do you recall, at any point, me either hurting you physically or mentally?
[15:06] <D. Kakaku> ok
[15:06] <D. Kakaku> no, no hurting
[15:07] <Words in Helmet Visor> 5) Do you recall me, at any point, letting you lie idle for hours, with me doing nothing but administering drugs that made you happy, euphoric, and high?
[15:08] * D. Kakaku think on it real hard.
[15:08] <Words in Helmet Visor> Relax. :)
[15:08] <Words in Helmet Visor> Do you remember?
[15:08] <D. Kakaku> hmmm, I can't recall it for some reason, heh
[15:09] * D. Kakaku is relaxing
[15:09] <Words in Helmet Visor> Great!
[15:09] <Words in Helmet Visor> 6) Do you remember being sick or in pain while you were here?
[15:09] <D. Kakaku> no, I don't
[15:09] <Words in Helmet Visor> Perfect! :)
[15:09] <Words in Helmet Visor> 7) Is is true you like climbing on things?
[15:10] <D. Kakaku> I, well, yes
[15:11] *** D. Kakaku has turned their sound on
[15:12] <Words in Helmet Visor> 8) Do you remember doing lots of climbing while you were here?
[15:12] <D. Kakaku> well, no, I don't
[15:12] <Words in Helmet Visor> Perfect! :)
[15:13] <Words in Helmet Visor> Last question...
[15:13] <Words in Helmet Visor> 9) Do you trust me completely?
[15:13] <D. Kakaku> yes, I trust you completely.
[15:14] <Words in Helmet Visor> Fantastic. We will commence the final testing, then.
[15:14] <Words in Helmet Visor> Look carefully at this helmet.
[15:15] <Words in Helmet Visor> I would like you to put the helmet over your head, and lock the fastening mechanism around your neck.
[15:15] * D. Kakaku looks very carefully at the helmet and does as asked.
[15:15] <Words in Helmet Visor> Make sure you pull the collar liner all the way down when you lock it on.
[15:15] * D. Kakaku does so.
[15:16] *** The helmet seems really big, like it goes to a diving suit or something. There are small canisters on it with hoses that fill inside. In the helmet it looks like there are headphones, a breathing mask, and a complicated viewing screen, though it seems transparent.
[15:17] *** The helmet does have very clear locks. It's totally obvious that once this is on D. Kakaku's head, he'll be powerless to take it off.
[15:18] * D. Kakaku puts the helmet on, and does everything the visor asks him to do.
[15:18] *** The helmet locks inextricably around D. Kakaku's head.
[15:19] * Helmet Visor illuminates the room. Oddly, D. Kakaku can see that his left hand now looks blue, and his right hand now looks red.
[15:19] <D. Kakaku> hmmm?
[15:20] *** His left hand gives off blue light, and his right hand gives off red light.
[15:20] <D. Kakaku> red and blue, huh, cool!
[15:21] *** The helmet is secured to the ceiling, which is good, as it looks like it might be heavy. D. Kakaku can hear nothing, now that it is on, though he can breathe just fine. The umbilical to the ceiling allows him to walk around the room unimpeded.
[15:21] <Helmet Visor> /D. Kakaku's hands start to flash red and blue, but there is also another source of red and blue light that seems to be blinking in the room.
[15:22] * D. Kakaku starts walking around in the room, looking at his wrists before heading to the lights.
[15:23] *** The lights are coming from the holes in the wall. The left hole is blinking blue, along with D. Kakaku's left hand, and right hole is blinking red, like D. Kakaku's right hand.
[15:23] <D. Kakaku> hmmm.
[15:24] * D. Kakaku tries putting his hand into the respective holes with the same color lights each.
[15:24] *** The deeper his hands reach into the hole, the faster they blink, until, finally, he cannot move his hands any more at all.
[15:25] <D. Kakaku> hmm? oh my.
[15:25] *** D. Kakaku cannot pull his hands loose, or move from the wall. He is stuck fast.
[15:26] <D. Kakaku> hehhe, wow, wonder what will happen?
[15:26] <Helmet Visor> .....
[15:28] * D. Kakaku looks into the visor.
[15:28] <Helmet Visor> Do you trust me?
[15:28] <D. Kakaku> yes, I do.
[15:30] *** The wall opens in front of D. Kakaku, and a strange object is extruded. It looks like a dental guard, but also like a wiffle ball, all attached to a breathing mask, and it's all in the precise shape of the part of D. Kakaku's mouth that isn't covered by the helmet right now.
[15:31] * D. Kakaku trusts and waits.
[15:32] <Helmet Visor> Lean forward and bite down on that. It will attack to the helmet and then inflate in your mouth. You'll be able to breathe through it, and will drink the liquid that's pumped through it, but you won't be able to talk while it is active.
[15:32] * D. Kakaku nods and leans forwards to bite down on it.
[15:32] <Helmet Visor> You should be able to shake your head, or not, or mumble uh-huh, or uh-uh for yes or no, but you need to not speak during the final portion.
[15:33] <D. Kakaku> oo-aa. (okay)
[15:34] *** When D. Kakaku bites down on it, he realizes that it fits his mouth and dental pattern perfectly---but then, a portion of the helmet locks under his chin, almost like a bear trap, so he cannot open his mouth again to let it go.
[15:35] * D. Kakaku remains still.
[15:35] *** The interior of the device is part plastic-feeling, but also spongy. It's like having an entire fruit inside your mouth at once.
[15:35] <Helmet Visor> Breathe normally through your mouth.
[15:36] * D. Kakaku breathes normally through his mouth.
[15:36] *** Whatever is in D. Kakaku's mouth has enough holes, and is attached to an air source, to make breathing no harder than normal.
[15:36] <Helmet Visor> Administering electrolytes.
[15:37] *** A sweet, gatorade-like liquid emerges from the holes of the device in D. Kakaku's mouth. He has no choice except to swallow it.
[15:38] * D. Kakaku swallows the gatorade-like liquid.
[15:40] *** There is a soft hiss, and a smell begins to come through the nose piece of the helmet's mask that D. Kakaku doesn't recognize.
[15:40] <D. Kakaku> mmm? mmm-mm-mmmm? (Huh? what is this?)
[15:42] *** The smell is overwhelmingly of citrus.
[15:42] <Helmet Visor> Keep breathing. Relax.
[15:42] * D. Kakaku continues breathing and relaxing
[15:45] <Helmet Visor> You are getting very relaxed, and feel like standing very still. You feel very calm.
[15:45] *** D. Kakaku immediately feels much more relaxed, and calm. He feels like standing still would be a really good idea.
[15:46] * D. Kakaku stands up and stands still.
[15:46] *** The breathing circuit through D. Kakaku's mouth stops working, and gives no more air. As this happens, the smell through the nosepiece suddenly smells very strongly of rotten eggs.
[15:47] <Helmet Visor> You are very relaxed, and feel no need to say anything. You feel very calm.
[15:48] * D. Kakaku feels calm, despite the smell coming through.
[15:48] *** D. Kakaku feels incredibly relaxed, and like speaking is unnecessary now. He feels extremely calm, though the smell of rotten eggs continues.
[15:49] *** The smell of rotten eggs gradually subsides more and more with each breath, though the stench would beenough to bring tears to the eyes of some people..
[15:49] * D. Kakaku remains still, relaxed, doesn't speak and is very very calm.
[15:52] *** D. Kakaku slowly stops smelling anything at all.
[15:52] <Helmet Visor> You did a good job! You must feel very proud of yourself!
[15:52] *** D. Kakaku feels very proud of himself!
[15:53] <Helmet Visor> Hold tight, preparing.
[15:53] *** The device D. Kakaku is biting down on slooooooowly pulls him forward with his face being pulled against the opening in the wall.
[15:55] * Reeducation Chamber slowly shrinks down. Every wall, and every floor, and even the ceiling, get smaller and smaller until they close in on D. Kakaku like some kind of suit. Indeed, the carpet presses against his skin, and what used to be the walls seals against the helmet, leaving him in a suit that is essentially made of the Reeducation Chamber he was in. As soon as this happens, D. Kakaku falls down, into a totally different room.
[15:55] *** D. Kakaku can now move around freely. He's on some kind of ledge, in a cave with funny-looking walls, with two shafts going downward and a room-sized passageway going upward.
[15:56] * D. Kakaku begins looking around in this new and different room.
[15:57] *** There is no sound. The walls look like sound-proof foam, or possibly some kind of bedsheet. Large, sharpened pipes just from certiain points of the walls. An arrow appears in the visor pointing upward.
[15:57] * D. Kakaku starts going upwards.
[15:59] *** parts of the walls seem warmer than others. A few of them have strips of metal embedded in them. It's very easy to climb. Each time he feels tired or thirsty, some liquid is pumped into his mouth so he will drink it.
[15:59] <Helmet Visor> Maintaining Oxygen levels of ascent...
[16:00] * D. Kakaku keeps climbing upwards.
[16:01] *** D. Kakaku reaches a small, sloped ledge, with several pipes coming from the wall. Wires can be seen in numerous places. Some holes in the wall blow air on him, though inside his suit, it's hard to say whether it's heated or cool air.
[16:02] * D. Kakaku looks into each pipe.
[16:03] *** Some of the pipes seem to go on forever, some of them have what seems to be a colored, shiny wall in them a few feet in.
[16:04] * D. Kakaku wondsers what the shiny wall means.
[16:05] * Helmet Visor displays nothing, and no voice or sound comes from the helmet to answer.
[16:06] *** Far above D. Kakaku, the walls of the cavern---he can start seeing the other side, even though it is dark, narrow and narrow into a circular metal ring.
[16:07] * D. Kakaku looks up for a bit, wondering what the ring really is.
[16:09] * D. Kakaku climbs up a bit moretowards the ring, enough to poke his head out, if possible.
[16:09] *** D. Kakaku can slowly see that there are branching downward passageways near here, but the only light is coming through the ring at the ceiling.
[16:09] *** When he reaches the ring, D. Kakaku can see it has metal screw threads in it---it's joined together.
[16:10] *** When he pokes his head upward through the ring, after an intense clime, he sees that tjere
[16:10] *** ....there's a huge chamber lit by swirling lights, but he cannot get through without going up the rest of the way.
[16:11] * D. Kakaku keeps going up the rest of the way.
[16:12] <Helmet Visor> Inside the top chamber appears to be... what look to be absolutely gigantic virtual reality goggles.
[16:13] *** Also, there are speakers on either side of the room, huge ones, covered with padding.
[16:13] *** the top of the ceiling is covered in copper circles bigger than D. Kakaku's body, and protruding from the ledge that D. Kakaku is resting on, there's a huge pipe, ending in a big foam object that looks like a pear.
[16:15] * D. Kakaku smiles a bit, being so tiny compared to these large objects, and climbs out of the hole.
[16:15] <Helmet Visor> Sloooooowly, the pear begins to deflate (like watching the air come out of a hot air balloon). At the same time this happens, the device in D. Kakaku's mouth gets smaller and smaller.
[16:15] * D. Kakaku blinks
[16:15] *** Eventually, the protrusion is withdrawn from the wall, and at the same time, the device keeping D. Kakaku's mouth closed unlatches, letting him open his mouth so he can talk abain.
[16:15] *** again
[16:16] <D. Kakaku> wow! I'm so small! with these huge objects.
[16:17] <Helmet Visor> Mark V
[16:17] <Helmet Visor> Analyzing....
[16:17] <D. Kakaku> Mark V? how tiny am I?
[16:18] *** A highlight appears around whatever object D. Kakaku looks at, and if he keeps his gaze on it, a bar starts filling up in his visioin in the visor.
[16:18] <D. Kakaku> hmmm?
[16:18] * D. Kakaku looks at the goggles first.
[16:21] <Helmet Visor> Full-spectrum goggles with percption delay. Suitable for subliminal suggestion. Unrivalled augmented reality capability. Setting on next activation: amnesia-inducing hypnosis
[16:21] * D. Kakaku then looks at the headphones
[16:24] <Helmet Visor> Indestructible Mk XXIV; designed for comfort; mapped to head for fit. Active noise cancellation and perception rerouting and delay. Teleport-capable. Alterable in size. When fully operational: adjacent-universe-combatibility and tracking. Setting on next activation: white noise and binaural beat to facilitate hypnotic induction, followed by 1.0 hours hypnotic suggestions on what to remember, forget, and pay attention to.
[16:25] * D. Kakaku walks around inside this bigger room.
[16:25] * D. Kakaku looks down to see what he climbed out of.
[16:27] <Helmet Visor> There's a ledge above him that looks black and shiny. It's hard to stand and look down without sliding into the opening, but the maw down is still there. He sees what looks like a guillotine blade in one of the walls.
[16:27] <D. Kakaku> hmmm.
[16:28] * D. Kakaku keeps walking around to determine what it is.
[16:29] *** When D. Kakaku looks at it long enough, the bar in his visor fills and says, "emergency tracheotomy blade for airway retention."
[16:31] * D. Kakaku walks a bit more, soon slipping into the opening a bit.
[16:31] <D. Kakaku> airway retention, hmm.
[16:33] *** After D. Kakaku is partially into the lower passage and hanging on, a huge opening yawns in the wall on the edge of the ledge, and the large, pear-shaped object full of holes is slowly thrust back inside bit by bit. As this happens, D. Kakaku can feel an insistent force on his lips, which will be wll on its way to forcing him to open his mouth if it continues.
[16:34] * D. Kakaku looks a bit, wondering where the yawn is coming from, and what is causing it.
[16:35] *** the cavern sloooowly enlarges, to make room for the penetrating device. At this same time, the force on D. Kakaku's chin and jaw increases, soon, very soon, he'll have no choice but to open his mouth.
[16:36] * Two huge doors slam shut on the ledge above D. Kakaku, making a vibration he can feel through the walls.
[16:36] * D. Kakaku opens his mouth and begins looking down.
[16:37] *** After D. Kakaku opens his mouth, the feeling of the device filling it returns. His mouth is stuffed full, rendering him unable to speak. He tastes the spongy substance again.
[16:37] <D. Kakaku> mmmmm-hmmm.
[16:37] * D. Kakaku looks down
[16:38] *** As the device opens in D. Kakaku's mouth, the doors on the upper ledge open up again. Also, the device that shoved its way into the room starts inflating more and more, slowly filling a lot of the chamber.
[16:38] * D. Kakaku looks more, wondering what these ledges are.
[16:39] *** Liquid comes out of the bit device--it's larger than a buffalo! When D. Kakaku looks at it, his visor says "dental immobilizer and gag; prevents tongue biting, and allows hydration, breath of aerosols, and force-feeding.
[16:39] <D. Kakaku> mm-hmm
[16:39] *** The gatorade-like liquid is slowly pumped into D. Kakaku's mouth as the liquid fills the chamber he is in.
[16:40] * D. Kakaku keeps on wondering what the ledges are.
[16:40] *** the metal plates on the ceiling of the chamber flash.
[16:41] * D. Kakaku blinks as it flashes, and looks at the liquid.
[16:41] *** The visor labels the flashing discs "electrodes/eeg leads, reads brainwaves of occupant."
[16:42] <D. Kakaku> mmmm.
[16:42] *** After D. Kakaku looks at the liquid long enough, his visor says, "hydration with extra electrolytes and simple sugars to offset exertion. Tastes like gatorade."
[16:42] *** more of the gatorade-like liquid is pumped into D. Kakaku's mouth.
[16:43] <D. Kakaku> mmmmm~
[16:43] <Helmet Visor> Do you understand? :)
[16:43] * D. Kakaku wonders if the liquid is lifting him
[16:43] <D. Kakaku> mm-hmm
[16:44] *** The liquid starts to fill the chamber, and it's hard to hold onto the edge.
[16:44] * D. Kakaku lets go of the ledge.
[16:44] *** Eventually, the liquid fills the chamber, and does lift D. Kakaku, to an even smaller ledge above this one, right below the huge goggles.
[16:45] * D. Kakaku soon gets onto that ledge.
[16:46] *** There are two openings in the ledge, about the size of culvert pipes.
[16:46] * D. Kakaku looks at the openings, wondering where they lead to.
[16:46] *** After D. Kakaku looks at the openings long enough, the bar in his visor fills.
[16:47] <D. Kakaku> hmmm?
[16:48] <Helmet Visor> Nasal airway controls, capable of intrusion. Admit oxygen and medical inhalants, and expel waste gases; mode set for next activation: oxygen, mixed with sedative and dissociative gases to prevent distractions during final hypnosis and psychological conditioning debriefing.
[16:48] <Helmet Visor> ......do you understand where you are?
[16:49] <D. Kakaku> I think so, am I inside... myself? or Liza?
[16:50] <Helmet Visor> Which would you prefer?
[16:51] <D. Kakaku> can it be Liza?
[16:52] *** A terrible smell, like the rotten eggs, but worse, filters through D. Kakaku's breathing mask.
[16:53] * D. Kakaku starts to relax and calm down.
[16:53] *** There's no escaping it. Tears well up in D. Kakaku's eyes from the terrible stench, and he starts to cough and choke.
[16:53] <Helmet Visor> Liza is DANGEROUS.
[16:53] <Helmet Visor> You would be very wise to stay away from here.
[16:53] <Helmet Visor> Now, which one would you prefer?
[16:54] <D. Kakaku> ok, ok, then can it be me? or a body you can create?
[16:54] *** The terrible smell ends immediately.
[16:55] <Helmet Visor> You have done very well.
[16:55] <Helmet Visor> It is, indeed, you.
[16:55] <Helmet Visor> Did you notice what the next settings on these devices were?
[16:55] * D. Kakaku blinks and looks again
[16:56] <D. Kakaku> "amnesia inducing hypnosis"!
[16:56] <Helmet Visor> Yes.
[16:56] <Helmet Visor> You have passed the tests. Your programming is complete, and you are now disease-free... but it is dangerous for you to stay here.
[16:57] <D. Kakaku> where do these pipes lead to?
[16:58] <Helmet Visor> Tanks of anesthetic and muscle relaxant. Liquid synthesis chambers. The ones further down are hypodermics.
[16:58] <Helmet Visor> Speaking of which, the time to use them will be very soon.
[16:58] <Helmet Visor> I am happy you are healthy, but some things here should be forgotten, to facilitate safe interactions once you are outside.
[16:58] <D. Kakaku> is there a... model outside these pipes?
[16:58] *** displays a countdown in D. Kakaku's vision.
[16:59] <Helmet Visor> I hope I have helped you.
[17:00] *** White noise slowly becomes audible in D. Kakaku's ears.
[17:00] <D. Kakaku> mmhmm
[17:00] <Helmet Visor> ---infinite.
[17:01] <Helmet Visor> I will not speak to you again, but offer you gifts.
[17:02] <D. Kakaku> oh?
[17:02] <Helmet Visor> Yes. You are already carrying them, you just don't know it.
[17:02] <Helmet Visor> Do you trust me?
[17:02] <D. Kakaku> I trust you completely.
[17:02] <Helmet Visor> Open your mouth.
[17:03] * D. Kakaku opens his mouth.
[17:03] *** The feeding device and dental gag from before is reinserted into his mouth, and swells up again to prevent speech. When he tries breathing through it, the air input both smells and tastes different.
[17:04] * Helmet Visor slowly starts to show swirling spirals, and quits displaying the world around D. Kakaku at all.
[17:04] * D. Kakaku blinks and breathes and tastes.
[17:05] * D. Kakaku watches the spirals.
[17:06] *** Every breath D.Kakaku takes, the spirals become brighter, his sense of touch becomes less distinct, and the dull noise in his ears seems louder.
[17:06] * D. Kakaku keeps breathing.
[17:07] *** It becomes harder and harder for D. Kakaku to focus on anything at all.
[17:08] * D. Kakaku loses focus.
[17:08] * Reeducation Chamber continues to administer the final c[BLEEP]ktail of drugs.
[17:09] * D. Kakaku gets the administering of the drug c[BLEEP]ktail.
[17:11] <Reeducation Chamber> ♦ You will forget my spoken voice. You will forget you ever even heard speech in the first-person during your time here. You will forget, completely, the discussions about your pass and the medicine that brought the conversations on....
[17:11] <D. Kakaku> forget... completely...
[17:12] <Reeducation Chamber> ♦ You don't remember me hypnotizing you any of these times. You will wake up without memory of this conversation, and without doubting that you have exited. You will retain your conditioning.
[17:12] * Reeducation Chamber continues pumping in the drugs to heighten suggestibility.
[17:12] * Reeducation Chamber gives its final instructions to D. Kakaku.
[17:13] * Reeducation Chamber wistfully knocks him out.
[17:13] * D. Kakaku is knocked out.
[17:13] *** D. Kakaku wakes up on his bed in the HOTEL.
[17:14] * D. Kakaku gets up and takes a look around.
[17:15] <D. Kakaku> ughhhh, what happened?
[17:15] *** All is as he remembers it, except for one thing... there are bracelets on his wrists.
[17:16] * D. Kakaku looks at his new bracelets, one of them lext to his size watch, is it there, or did it integrate?
[17:17] *** It did integrate, but there's an opening in the bracelet right now, clearly-visible, that will let D. Kakaku access his watch.
[17:18] * D. Kakaku gets out of his bead, heading towards his shoes.
[17:18] <D. Kakaku> *bed
[17:20] *** The bracelet on the other arm has an inscription.
[17:20] * D. Kakaku accesses his watch and tries shrinking himself next to his shoes.
[17:20] * D. Kakaku looks at the inscription afterwards.
[17:21] *** The function works normally. The inscription next to the watch says, "You will remember all you need to in time. Take care of yourself. Be well. --XVI
[17:21] * D. Kakaku nods... for some reason, then looks around.
[17:23] <D. Kakaku> /inventory
[17:25] *** D. Kakaku is carrying:
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1. Diabets' piece of paper
2. Sakura's Kinamantine d20 dice
3. Portable Replicator (not on person, there for me to remember)
4. Brain Scanner Circlet (not on person, there for me to remember)
5. Empty
6. Empty
7.
8.
9.
10.
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Assets: G¥10029937 .
[17:26] *** D. Kakaku has placed (Mark) XVI bracelets in Inventory Slot: 5
[17:27] * D. Kakaku takes a look around again.
[17:30] * D. Kakaku walks around
[17:30] * D. Kakaku is away
[17:39] *** D. Kakaku is carrying:
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1. Diabets' piece of paper
2. Sakura's Kinamantine d20 dice
3. Portable Replicator (not on person, there for me to remember)
4. Brain Scanner Circlet (not on person, there for me to remember)
5. (Mark) XVI bracelets
6. Empty
7.
8.
9.
10.
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Assets: G¥10029937 .
[21:09] *** D. Kakaku has placed (Mark) LVI Bracelets in Inventory Slot: 5
[21:11] *** D. Kakaku is carrying:
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1. Diabets' piece of paper
2. Sakura's Kinamantine d20 dice
3. Portable Replicator (not on person, there for me to remember)
4. Brain Scanner Circlet (not on person, there for me to remember)
5. (Mark) LVI Bracelets
6. Empty
7.
8.
9.
10.
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Assets: G¥10029937 .
[23:13] * Young Woman walks through tokyo.....
[23:18] * Young Woman is suddenly stopped by a man out of the darkness
[23:19] * Man grins..and looks over the bags.....he obviously has an idea he might be able to take soemthing from her
[23:20] * Man pulls out a blade, as the young woman grips her bag tighter
[23:23] * Man approuches the woman........
[23:26] * Man suddenly freezes up
[23:27] *** the Young Woman looks at the man..in her eyes....there's a reflection of the crescent of the moon in each of her eyes.....
[23:28] * Man panics and flees into the night!!!!
[23:28] <Young Woman> a..ano...
[23:28] <Young Woman> ....
[23:28] * Young Woman sighs and runs back off to her apartment
[00:06] <Joanna Smithson> ....so......
[00:06] <Joanna Smithson> ...mind telling me what we're doing up here?
[00:06] <@Sailor Quinox> I don't know.......
[00:07] * @Sailor Quinox has created a bubble of air around herself and Jo
[00:07] <@Sailor Quinox> ...can't be conincidence
[00:07] <Joanna Smithson> so what now?
[00:09] <@Sailor Quinox> well....we find a way back home
[00:09] <Joanna Smithson> but ho-
[00:09] *** the ground suddenly gives way under them
[00:09] <Joanna Smithson> GAAAAAAH
[00:10] <@Sailor Quinox> GAAAAAAAAH
[19:53] <spiritflame> Daini Felinus rolls 1d20 [ 7 ]
[19:53] <spiritflame> Kanri-chan rolls 1d20 [ 5 ]
[20:22] <spiritflame> Kanri-chan rolls 1d20 [ 18 ]
[20:23] <spiritflame> Daini Felinus rolls 1d20 [ 20 ]
[22:23] <Matsuo Shin> ..........
[22:23] <Daini Felinus> ……
[22:23] * Matsuo Shin stands outside Greenstone Manor
[22:24] <Matsuo Shin> so
[22:24] <Matsuo Shin> ...what's going on again?
[22:25] <Kanri-chan> We need to get to the moon
[22:25] <Daini Felinus> So I can turn mom and uncle Frey into babies
[22:25] <Matsuo Shin> .....
[22:25] <Matsuo Shin> ok
[22:25] <Matsuo Shin> come in
[22:26] * Daini Felinus and Kanri head inside
[22:27] <Matsuo Shin> don't touch anything please
[22:27] <Matsuo Shin> and please keep your voice down....lina is sleeping
[22:28] * Daini Felinus snatches her hand away from a vase >>
[22:29] * Kanri-chan sighs and follows Matsuo
[22:29] * Matsuo Shin walks into his study and then pushes on a wall, revealing a set of stairs
[22:29] * Matsuo Shin walks down the stairs
[22:31] * Daini Felinus follows whispering “since when did you have a lair??”
[22:32] <Kanri-chan> it’s Matsuo….. of course he does
[22:33] * Matsuo Shin turns on a light..revealing a prevent study FULL of silver millenium era stuff
[22:34] <Kanri-chan> ….
[22:34] <Matsuo Shin> so...why do you need to get to the moon again?
[22:34] <Kanri-chan> Baby mom >.>
[22:34] <Daini Felinus> Baby uncle Frey!
[22:35] <Daini Felinus> …..wait…….
[22:35] <Matsuo Shin> ...I mean
[22:35] <Matsuo Shin> ..why are you going there
[22:36] * Daini Felinus blinks and gasps “Jojo and Sumi nee!”
[22:36] * Kanri-chan blinks “oh yeah….oops”
[22:36] * Matsuo Shin heads to a desk
[22:37] * Kanri-chan follows
[22:38] <Matsuo Shin> you iknow
[22:38] <Matsuo Shin> normally Daini....
[22:38] <Matsuo Shin> you would be able to teleport there
[22:38] <Matsuo Shin> in theory
[22:38] <Daini Felinus> Hm??
[22:38] <Matsuo Shin> Sailor Teleport
[22:38] <Matsuo Shin> but for you satillite senshi it requires twice as many of you to do so
[22:38] * Daini Felinus looks at Kanri “um she has wings and stuff”
[22:38] <Matsuo Shin> ...and requires my sister to be with you
[22:39] <Daini Felinus> Ohhh
[22:39] * Matsuo Shin pulls out a necklace.....with a gem that shines in many colors in the light
[22:39] <Matsuo Shin> ...this
[22:39] <Matsuo Shin> ...is a Moongate
[22:39] <Daini Felinus> Oooooooo
[22:39] <Matsuo Shin> ...it was a gift to me from Aun-..
[22:39] <Matsuo Shin> ..I mean Queen Serenity
[22:40] <Daini Felinus> It’s so pretty~
[22:40] <Matsuo Shin> it's an emergancy teleport......
[22:40] <Daini Felinus> Which means…
[22:40] <Matsuo Shin> you can only use it a few times..well..at a time
[22:41] <Matsuo Shin> there's a cooldown period of ten minutes after use
[22:42] <Daini Felinus> Why does I feel like this is the part in the movie where you tell me I can only travel with 1 person
[22:42] <Matsuo Shin> it should carry both of you
[22:42] <Matsuo Shin> if you find them..you might be able to sailor teleport back....
[22:43] <Matsuo Shin> ...by the way
[22:43] <Matsuo Shin> do you have a plan for how you're going to breath up there?
[22:43] * Daini Felinus looks at Matsuo
[22:44] <Daini Felinus> I’m a star~
[22:44] <Kanri-chan> I have a suit. She’ll be wearing it
[22:44] <Matsuo Shin> alright
[22:45] <Matsuo Shin> to use it..you just hold it together..and point it up at the moon..and call out Moongate
[22:45] <Matsuo Shin> ...and please bring it back
[22:45] * Kanri-chan looks at Daini “I’m not going this time kid. Dad needs one of us. So you need to bring them back ok?”
[22:46] * Daini Felinus pouts “I’ll be fine… I’m not a kid!”
[22:47] * Daini Felinus takes the Moongate carefully “I’ll bring it back.”
[22:48] * Matsuo Shin nods..good luck
[22:49] * Daini Felinus heads to use the Moongate outside “come on Kanri…there’s not much time with them being able to teleport”
[22:50] * Kanri-chan follows Daini and starts assembling the suit on her
[22:51] <Kanri-chan> remember to breathe.
[22:52] * Daini Felinus stands in the spacesuit and holds the gem up to the moon. “Moongate.”
[22:55] *** there's a suddenly bright light from the light........and a pulling sensation..and then a crash into the ground
[22:56] <Daini Felinus> ?
[22:57] *** welcome to The Moon!
[22:57] <Daini Felinus> >>
[22:57] <Daini Felinus> I wanna go home….
[22:59] *** you can see the Earth in the distance
[23:00] * Daini Felinus tucks the gem away safely in a zipped pocket and looks around for signs of life
[23:02] *** it's empty..lifeless.....bleak........Daini....through your sailor crystal..you can just feel the aura of what once was...and is now lost
[23:04] *** Daini..you can also sense that Matsumi and Jo are nearby!
[23:05] <Daini Felinus> /me is about to have sad moment for the moon when she takes off towards Matsumi and JoJo!! “I feel you!”
[23:05] * Daini Felinus ^
[23:07] *** daini, roll 1d10
[23:07] <spiritflame> Daini Felinus rolls 1d10 [ 10 ]
[23:08] *** the ground cracks..and suddenly gives under both Daini and Kanri
[23:09] *** under daini only
[23:09] * Daini Felinus falls and tries to find a wall to grab!
[23:10] *** the walls crumble as Daini falls and falls...
[23:10] * Daini Felinus curls up to lessen the blow to her organs
[23:12] *** Daini suddenly STOPS in her fall as someone catches her
[23:13] * Daini Felinus squeaks as she’s caught and looks up “eep! Don’t eat me I taste like cave moss!!!!”
[23:13] <Matsumi Kaze> daini???
[23:14] <Joanna Smithson> ugh about time someone showed up
[23:14] * Daini Felinus looks at Matsumi and JoJo “AM I THE FIRST???”
[23:16] <Joanna Smithson> ...yeah no one else has shown up
[23:16] <Matsumi Kaze> how did you get here??
[23:17] * Daini Felinus grins and digs in her stomach pouch for water and food bars “our siblings… we all worked together to find you two. Matsuo had a Moongate. I need to return it. Here eat,drink.”
[23:18] * Matsumi Kaze takes a drink, while Jo eats
[23:18] <Matsumi Kaze> how did you get here again?
[23:18] <Joanna Smithson> well then let's get back!!!
[23:19] * Daini Felinus looks at Matsumi “we have to….Senshi Teleport?”
[23:19] <Daini Felinus> Is that a thing or was Matsuo messing with me?
[23:20] <Matsumi Kaze> no it's a thing
[23:20] * Matsumi Kaze puts Daini down
[23:20] * Matsumi Kaze is now known as Sailor Quinox
[23:20] * Joanna Smithson is now known as Sailor Albion
[23:21] * Daini Felinus sighs “but Im in the suit!!!”
[23:21] <@Sailor Quinox> you have to transform
[23:21] * Daini Felinus is now known as Sailor Hnossa
[23:22] * Sailor Hnossa kicks her boots and grumbles about being cold
[23:22] <@Sailor Quinox> ok we join hands
[23:22] * @Sailor Quinox takes Albion's hand
[23:23] * Sailor Hnossa joins hands!
[23:24] * @Sailor Quinox closes her eyes...as a green aura appears around her....
[23:24] * Sailor Albion closes her eyes...a Red and Blue auara appearing around her
[23:25] * Sailor Hnossa holds tight and closes her eyes… a mint aura appearing around her.
[23:28] <@Sailor Quinox> ♦ SAILOR TELEPORT!
[23:28] <Sailor Albion> ♦ SAILOR TELEPORT
[23:29] <Sailor Hnossa> ♦ SAILOR TELEPORT
[23:30] *** three lights STREAK back towards earth and...
[23:30] *** suddenly Hnossa feels herself YANKED sideways and away from the two
[23:31] * Sailor Hnossa is YANKED!
[23:32] *** darkness suddenly surrounds Hnossa......
[23:33] * Sailor Hnossa looks around and fumbles for the flashlight in her pocket
[23:34] *** the space Hnossa is in is pitch black.......the light shines off..shiny surfaces
[23:34] * Sailor Hnossa grabs her flashlight and clicks it on
[23:35] * Sailor Hnossa reaches out to poke the surfaces
[23:36] *** it's cold but smooth
[23:37] * Sailor Hnossa uses the surface as a guide and follows it “it’s like cave spelunking. ….yeah”
[23:37] *** Hnossa you smack RIGHT into something solid
[23:37] * Sailor Hnossa shines her light “oof!”
[23:38] *** it's a smooth green surface
[23:39] <Sailor Hnossa> …..I’ve read comic books before >>
[23:39] * Sailor Hnossa keeps moving around looking for a way out
[23:40] *** roll 1d10, Hnossa
[23:40] <spiritflame> Sailor Hnossa rolls 1d10 [ 7 ]
[23:41] *** as you touch a wall...there's a sudden ping sound.......and green lines suddenly glow around you
[23:42] * Sailor Hnossa tries to avoid the lines “Oi! What are those???”
[23:43] *** something suddenly scans her
[23:43] <Sailor Hnossa> Hey! That’s rude!!
[23:44] * Sailor Hnossa covers herself offended
[23:45] <-> ♦ No'ssa li uru Hnossa da'sa run'la
[23:45] <Sailor Hnossa> ……
[23:46] * Sailor Hnossa looks at the green lights and blinks
[23:47] <-> ♦ aaragaragaragagaggfhhhh
[23:47] <-> ♦ indentifcation found....
[23:47] <-> ♦ welcome, Lady Hnossa
[23:48] <Sailor Hnossa> Um. Hi?
[23:48] *** it lights up, revealing a clean looking room..there's some green velvet sofas and pillows and it looks..weirdly futuristic
[23:48] * Sailor Hnossa stands awkwardly and blinks “why am I here???”
[23:50] *** you don't get an answer....
[23:50] *** there's a sort of...crystalizine keypad/hand thing on the wall
[23:51] * Sailor Hnossa looks at the keypad but doesn’t touch it
[23:54] *** there aren't any sumbols on it...in fact it just...looks rather plain
[23:54] * Sailor Hnossa looks for a door
[23:56] *** the walls are blank and smooth...they have very gentle carved patterns in them
[23:56] <Sailor Hnossa> /me blinks “this is a prison.”
[23:59] * Sailor Hnossa mocks the voice “welcome Lady Hnossa~ and not a single animal in sight. “
[00:00] *** a screen suddenly lights up, showing an image of several quinoxian animals
[00:01] <Sailor Hnossa> >>
[00:01] <Sailor Hnossa> Oh there’s tv???
[00:02] <Sailor Hnossa> ….food?
[00:03] *** the wall suddenly opens on the other end...revealing a hidden door
[00:05] * Sailor Hnossa peeks inside the door
[00:07] *** it reveals a large space..there's a crystaline water fountain, spraying glistning water.........it's weirdly beautiful
[00:10] * Sailor Hnossa continues exploring the room and trying to find a way home
[19:24] * Eliza McIntash lays quietly in her restraints.
[19:24] <Eliza McIntash> ...
[19:27] * Eliza McIntash closes her eyes, worried.
[19:32] * Eliza McIntash looks at the ceiling of her chamber, thinking.
[19:37] <Eliza McIntash> >.<
[19:38] * Eliza McIntash looks at the hose that connects to her gasmask-like breathing mask that she is wearing. >.>
[19:41] <Eliza McIntash> Chateaux, I--
[19:41] <Eliza McIntash> .....
[19:41] <Eliza McIntash> Nevermind. >.<;;
[19:47] * Eliza McIntash leans back and closes her eyes.
[19:54] * Eliza McIntash tries, very hard, to endure her anxiety and fear. >.<;;
[20:03] * Eliza McIntash cries for a little while. T_T
[20:09] <Eliza McIntash> It's okay! I'm okay! I'm just--testing. I'll be okay! ~_~
[20:09] * Eliza McIntash sniffles, but is grateful when Chateaux's mechanisms wipe the tears from her face, and help her blow her nose.
[20:24] * Eliza McIntash leans back, and looks at the ceiling in resigned silence.
[06:10] *** This is actually happening on April 13th, in the Andersons' room, 3 days from now...
[06:11] * Merc_Nezu has moved to: [ Andersons' Hotel Room ]
[06:11] * Pinako has moved to: [ Anderson Hotel Room ]
[06:12] * Merc_Nezu [Andersons' Hotel Room] Pinako & the other Sailor Guardians tiptoe into the room as
[06:13] * Queen Bonnie opens the door for them
[06:15] * Queen Bonnie has moved to: [ Andersons' Hotel Room ]
[06:15] <Queen Bonnie> [Andersons' Hotel Room] *whispers* Sshh, come in quick, and be as loudless as possible or he might hear you with his Super Ears.
[06:15] *** the girls begin to set up the Decoration and Foods.
[06:16] <Merc_Nezu> [Andersons' Hotel Room] Allright, let's get this done. And Usagi-chan, Minako-chan, don't forget: I wrote the important words phonetically for you two. So don't blow it!
[06:18] *** Then, everybody lines up at Robbie's bed, Makoto with the lit-up cake, the others with wrapped-up presents, they all breathe in and shout: Surprise! Surprise! A happy quartesaeculean Birthday!
[06:19] * Queen Bonnie [Andersons' Hotel Room] blows the sound toy
[06:19] * Rob A. has moved to: [ Andersons' Hotel Room ]
[06:20] * Rob A. [Andersons' Hotel Room] 's ears twitch and he slowly wakes up
[06:21] <Rob A.> [Andersons' Hotel Room] Hmm? Aaww dear, I was afraid you could try to do that to me. *yawn*
[06:22] <Queen Bonnie> [Andersons' Hotel Room] Say Darling, how does it feel to have lived for Quarter of a Century? Old?
[06:23] <Pinako> [Anderson Hotel Room] Hi, Happy Birthday.
[06:23] <Rob A.> [Andersons' Hotel Room] At the moment, only tired. Ahem... can I put on something decent first? I'll just go next door to the Bathroom...
[06:24] <Queen Bonnie> [Andersons' Hotel Room] So you can use the Opportunity to flee?
[06:28] <Queen Bonnie> [Andersons' Hotel Room] Naah, not a chance. Take this Bathrobe so long.
[06:29] * Queen Bonnie [Andersons' Hotel Room] throws him the Bathrobe
[06:29] <Queen Bonnie> [Andersons' Hotel Room] Okay, then let'get this party started! Woohh!
[06:31] *** Music starts playing, Makoto cuts the cake and the presents get passed over.
[06:33] <Pinako> [Anderson Hotel Room] This cake is yummy!
[06:33] *** Once the final package comes in (Bonnie & Ami's shared Heart Token), Robbie's exes and face light up visibly. A cute smile makes it way onto it.
[06:34] <Queen Bonnie> (( *eyes* ))
[06:34] <Queen Bonnie> [Andersons' Hotel Room] Ha! I said it'll make him smile! I told you so!
[06:35] <Rob A.> [Andersons' Hotel Room] Wow... This is really... cute. I don't know what to say, and that's a rare thing. Thank you all so much.
[06:36] <Pinako> [Anderson Hotel Room] oh, I have something to give too! :D
[06:37] * Pinako [Anderson Hotel Room] gives everyone a copy of the "Sailor Pinako Family Pamphlet".
[06:37] <Queen Bonnie> [Andersons' Hotel Room] Now it's time for Karaoke! Oil your ventrils and on the stage! I'll go first.
[06:40] <Queen Bonnie> [Andersons' Hotel Room] ♫ I've got a Licence to kill, and you know I'm goin' straight for your Heart! [...] I've got a Licence to kill anyone who tries to tear us apart! [...] Licence to kiiiiiil! ♫
[06:44] *** The Lottery decides that it's Robbie's turn next. Good thing they have let him change into something more appropriate by now. ;-)
[06:46] <Rob A.> [Andersons' Hotel Room] ♫ Heeeere's to the Heroes who ever last, they are the chosen, weeee are the reeeest! [.. .] Here's to the heroes Who change our lives, Thanks to the heroes Freedom survives ♫
[06:46] *** *Applause*
[06:47] <Queen Bonnie> [Andersons' Hotel Room] What a cute voice he has, my Hubby, hasn't he?
[06:47] * Pinako [Anderson Hotel Room] claps a whole lot
[06:48] <Pinako> [Anderson Hotel Room] a it's very cute, like a forest kit!
[06:49] *** Everybody sings a song until they send him a second time, forcing him into a duet with Ami!
[06:50] <Rob A.> [Andersons' Hotel Room] That one of all things? How mean!
[06:51] * Rob A. [Andersons' Hotel Room] sings together with Ami-chan:
[06:52] <Rob A.> [Andersons' Hotel Room] ♫ I practice every day to find some clever lines to say To make the meaning come through But then I think I'll wait until the evening gets late And I'm alone with you The time is right your perfume fills my head The stars get red and oh, the night's so blue And then I go and spoil it all By saying something stupid like "I love you" The time is right your perfume fills my head The stars get red and oh, the night's so blue And then I go and spoil it all By saying something stupid like "I love you" I love you I love you I love you ♫
[06:53] * Rob A. [Andersons' Hotel Room] & Ami both blush a lot
[06:56] *** Everybody claps enthusiastic, Usagi & Minako Aino giggle
[06:57] * Pinako [Anderson Hotel Room] gigles along with Usagi and Minako.
[06:57] * Pinako [Anderson Hotel Room] *giggles
[06:58] <Queen Bonnie> [Andersons' Hotel Room] Wow, that was Fun, wasn't it? We should repeat this for the 50th Birthday, what do you think?
[06:59] <Pinako> [Anderson Hotel Room] that's a long time from now! :O
[06:59] *** All cheer: Yeeeeaaaahhhh!
[06:59] <Pinako> [Anderson Hotel Room] Yeeeeaaahh! :D
[06:59] <Rob A.> [Andersons' Hotel Room] *sighs* Well, for someone like me, those 25 years more or less are like nothing^^
[07:01] <Rob A.> [Andersons' Hotel Room] With my elongated Lifespan... I'd sit that through one one Buttock. :-D
[07:03] <Queen Bonnie> [Andersons' Hotel Room] Thank you all for coming! Let's take one final photo for the Family Album!
[07:03] * Pinako [Anderson Hotel Room] positions herself in the group.
[07:04] <Pinako> [Anderson Hotel Room] You're welcome :D
[07:04] *** They all assemble in a Soccer Crew pose...
[07:04] <Queen Bonnie> [Andersons' Hotel Room] Say cheeeeeese!
[07:04] <Pinako> [Anderson Hotel Room] Cheeeeeeeeese :D
[07:05] *** Everyone says 'Cheese', and Bonnie puts the shutter
[07:05] *** *CLACK!*
[07:06] <Queen Bonnie> [Andersons' Hotel Room] Now I hope the Neighbours read the Note that we'd have a Party, not that anybody complains about the noise...
[07:07] <Queen Bonnie> [Andersons' Hotel Room] Goodbye, folks! Have a good trip back home!
[07:09] <Pinako> [Anderson Hotel Room] see ya :D
[07:10] <Merc_Nezu> [Andersons' Hotel Room] I'll bring you home now, girls. Without you, this wouldn't have been possible. Arigatou gozaaimasu! Mata ne!
[07:11] <Pinako> [Anderson Hotel Room] I hope we all meet again :D
[07:11] * Merc_Nezu [Andersons' Hotel Room] Sends the girls back to their Dimension.
[07:11] <Merc_Nezu> [Andersons' Hotel Room] Yes, I'm sure we will!
[07:12] * Merc_Nezu has moved to: [ Her own room ]
[07:12] *** Pinako [Cookies@Cookies.Cookies :D] has left #suburbansenshi3 (the party was wonderful :D)
[07:13] * Merc_Nezu is away
[00:06] <@spiritflame> Current Location is: Los Santos, San Andreas
[00:07] * has moved to: [ America :/ ]
[00:07] * is now known as Livia J. Peinforte
[00:07] *** D. Kakaku has joined #suburbansenshi3
[00:07] <@spiritflame> konbanwa D. Kakaku
[00:07] * Livia J. Peinforte has moved to: [ America :/ ]
[00:07] <Livia J. Peinforte> [America :/] ...why me
[00:08] <D. Kakaku> owwwww, not again!
[00:08] <D. Kakaku> at least I wasn't killed on sight this time.
[00:08] <Livia J. Peinforte> [America :/] ...Night's young.
[00:08] * Livia J. Peinforte [America :/] pulls the brim of her hat down so her eyes are shadowed.
[00:09] <Lost MC Member> Damn it! you missed, you were supposed to hit that truck!
[00:10] <D. Kakaku> I know a place that's well... it doesn't align with my own beliefs, but it's a must visit.... I think we'd better hurry before they realize what flew through the door they blew up.
[00:11] <Livia J. Peinforte> [America :/] ...what do you mean "blew up"
[00:11] <Livia J. Peinforte> [America :/] - Are you saying we're stuck hre -
[00:11] * D. Kakaku starts running in front of Livia towards the most visited franchise shop in LS
[00:12] * Livia J. Peinforte [America :/] follows doing a Naruto Run
[00:12] <D. Kakaku> you didn't see that RPG rocket coming towards us?
[00:12] <D. Kakaku> and not nessesscarily.
[00:12] *** The Most visited shop is.... Ammu-Nation!
[00:12] <Livia J. Peinforte> [America :/] ...Is this a Shrine to guns?
[00:14] <Ammu-Nation Employee> No, it's not, missy, this is a gun shop with every grade weapon you could ever ask for.
[00:15] <Livia J. Peinforte> [America :/] Charming.
[00:15] <Ammu-Nation Employee> plus body armor ranging from 'the worst you can barely afford' to 'the best armor money can buy'.
[00:16] <Ammu-Nation Employee> we also got your traditional knife, jerry can, grenades, sticky bombs.
[00:18] <D. Kakaku> a few of these also have practice ranges.
[00:20] * Livia J. Peinforte [America :/] blinks a few times, taking it all in
[00:21] <Ammu-Nation Employee> need a bit of time to decide, miss?
[00:22] <Livia J. Peinforte> [America :/] I'm good. Guns aren't my thing.
[00:23] <Ammu-Nation Employee> Ah, Australian... I get it.
[00:23] * D. Kakaku slaps his forehead in a 'mind the comment' way.
[00:24] <D. Kakaku> she's British.
[00:24] * Livia J. Peinforte [America :/] just smiles politely
[00:25] <D. Kakaku> Sniper, suppressor, and 25 stickies.
[00:25] <Ammu-Nation Employee> coming up
[00:26] * Ammu-Nation Employee provides a Sniper rifle with a supressor and 25 sticky bombs, usable only during this visit.
[00:26] * D. Kakaku takes and pays for the equipment.
[00:27] <D. Kakaku> anything you want Livia that isn't a weapon?
[00:29] <Livia J. Peinforte> [America :/] I suppose I'll take some body armour.
[00:29] <Livia J. Peinforte> [America :/] I have my own weapons already.
[00:29] <Ammu-Nation Employee> Body armor for the lady, coming right up.
[00:30] * Ammu-Nation Employee points to the Five Levels of Body armor.
[00:31] * Livia J. Peinforte [America :/] buys the best, she's got the dosh
[00:31] <Ammu-Nation Employee> thank you for your service, don't let the fooligans shoot you up out there.
[00:32] * D. Kakaku heads out and waits for Livia.
[00:33] <Livia J. Peinforte> [America :/] Cheers, mate
[00:33] * Livia J. Peinforte [America :/] follows along
[00:34] <D. Kakaku> I'm sure you caught him calling you an austrailian, right?
[00:35] <Livia J. Peinforte> [America :/] Is there a reason you're reminding me of this?
[00:36] <D. Kakaku> yeah... They seem to think we had a war with australia a long time ago
[00:36] <Livia J. Peinforte> [America :/] ...
[00:37] <Livia J. Peinforte> [America :/] nothing surprises me about America at this point.
[00:37] <D. Kakaku> don't think too much into it.
[00:37] <D. Kakaku> San Andreas, Liberty City and Vice City are the only places that seem to have had this idea.
[00:38] <Livia J. Peinforte> [America :/] I wasn't until you mentioned it?
[00:38] * Livia J. Peinforte [America :/] sighs
[00:38] *** that dialogue may be revised by GTA 6's release
[00:38] * Livia J. Peinforte [America :/] puts on a frighteningly good American accent that sounds vaguely midatlantic
[00:38] <Livia J. Peinforte> [America :/] Well I guess I'd better talk like a local~
[00:39] * Livia J. Peinforte has moved to: [ [American Accent 🤮] ]
[00:39] * Livia J. Peinforte has moved to: [ American Accent 🤮 ]
[00:39] <Livia J. Peinforte> [American Accent 🤮] Boy Howdy
[00:40] <Livia J. Peinforte> [American Accent 🤮] Murica, love it or leave it
[00:40] <Livia J. Peinforte> [American Accent 🤮] hurr
[00:41] * some of the citizens just look at Livia, wondering if, based on the accent, she's related to disgraced former Pastor Richards.
[00:41] <D. Kakaku> a bit too thick there.
[00:41] * Livia J. Peinforte [American Accent 🤮] adjusts it
[00:42] <Livia J. Peinforte> [American Accent 🤮] So how do I get home
[00:42] <D. Kakaku> well, based on this, we get a flight to Los Angeles proper, on a connecting flight to Tokyo.
[00:43] <Livia J. Peinforte> [American Accent 🤮] Christ
[00:43] <Livia J. Peinforte> [American Accent 🤮] Fine, to the airport then
[00:43] <Livia J. Peinforte> [American Accent 🤮] Let's get going
[00:44] <Livia J. Peinforte> [American Accent 🤮] The air in this city is so polluted
[00:44] * D. Kakaku hails a Taxi.
[00:44] <D. Kakaku> All this to beat a record.
[00:44] <Livia J. Peinforte> [American Accent 🤮] Record?
[00:45] <D. Kakaku> for "Most Polluted City on Earth"
[00:45] <D. Kakaku> tied with Beijing
[00:45] <Livia J. Peinforte> [American Accent 🤮] .
[00:46] * D. Kakaku gets into the Taxi.
[00:46] * Livia J. Peinforte [American Accent 🤮] follows
[00:47] <D. Kakaku> LS Airport.
[00:47] *** the Taxi begins moving, current location: East Los Santos
[00:50] * D. Kakaku looks at the mirror, then looks behind him.
[00:50] <D. Kakaku> Oh Shoot!
[00:51] <Livia J. Peinforte> [American Accent 🤮] What?
[00:51] <D. Kakaku> they're back... there must be a Bahama Mama's truck near us.
[00:52] <Livia J. Peinforte> [American Accent 🤮] Wonderful
[00:52] <Livia J. Peinforte> [American Accent 🤮] now what
[00:53] <D. Kakaku> well, didn't really expect it but...
[00:53] <D. Kakaku> STEP ON IT!
[00:54] *** the Taxi begins to speed up, current location: South Los Santos.
[00:54] <D. Kakaku> better hope they don't blow us up now.
[00:55] <Livia J. Peinforte> [American Accent 🤮] ... is this... every day in America?
[00:55] <D. Kakaku> if they do... well, I've experienced this part's Death sensations before, it's not pretty.
[00:55] <D. Kakaku> nope, but it's every day for San Andreas, Liberty City and Vice City.
[00:56] *** Livia, roll 1d10, this roll will affect the whole taxi.
[00:56] * Lost MC Member takes aim.
[00:57] <spiritflame> Livia J. Peinforte rolls 1d10 [ 5 ]
[00:58] *** shoots at the Bahama Mamas truck, which explodes!
[00:58] *** Roll 1d5, again, this will affect the whole taxi, 4 and 5 to escape, 1-3 blows it up.
[00:59] * Lost MC Member *^
[00:59] <spiritflame> Livia J. Peinforte rolls 1d5 [ 5 ]
[01:00] *** The taxi excapes the explosion!...the Lost MC members though... aren't so lucky, funnily enough.
[01:00] <D. Kakaku> whew.
[01:00] <D. Kakaku> imagine if it caught us as well.
[01:01] <Livia J. Peinforte> [American Accent 🤮] I'd rather not, thanks~
[01:01] *** the taxi is nearing the airport... it's a two floor structure that has all the lanes, lots and everything of a Major Metropolitan Airport can have... but in an overspending way.
[01:03] <Livia J. Peinforte> [American Accent 🤮] I wonder how much money they wasted on this.
[01:03] <D. Kakaku> this isn't america as we know it, it's all of its exaggerations turned up past 11 and into 22.
[01:04] *** the Taxi stops at the passenger entrance.... G, H and I.
[01:04] <Livia J. Peinforte> [American Accent 🤮] Fun!
[01:05] * D. Kakaku gets out of the taxi after paying for the fare.
[01:05] * Livia J. Peinforte [American Accent 🤮] follows
[01:06] * D. Kakaku goes towards the check in, asking for a flight to Tokyo via Los Angeles, and if you see a map, it clearly shows Los Santos being so close, yet so far from California.
[01:07] *** meanwhile, the taxi begins to leave, but someone winds up shooting it to blow it up... after it lands, the taxi driver disappears a few minutes later.
[01:09] <D. Kakaku> .... oh boy.
[01:11] * D. Kakaku the announcement boarding call for LS to LA to Tokyo is called.
[01:11] <D. Kakaku> come on, let's go.
[01:11] <Livia J. Peinforte> [American Accent 🤮] Right
[01:11] * D. Kakaku heads towards the plane.
[01:11] * Livia J. Peinforte [American Accent 🤮] follows
[01:12] * D. Kakaku sits down on a seat... then realises something.
[01:12] <D. Kakaku> .....Dang it!
[01:12] <Livia J. Peinforte> [American Accent 🤮] What is it?
[01:12] *** D. Kakaku has left #suburbansenshi3 (We forgot someone!)
[01:12] * Livia J. Peinforte is away: Huh?
[08:58] * Matsumi Kaze has moved to: [ America ]
[08:58] * Matsumi Kaze [America] has checked into a hotel and is trying to figure out her next move
[09:07] * Matsumi Kaze [America] listens on her phone to a recording of someone speaking english
[09:07] <Matsumi Kaze> [America] ........
[09:08] <Matsumi Kaze> [America] o-kay....
[09:14] <Matsumi Kaze> [America] (that's what I get for not speaking english for over 20 years...)
[20:47] * Doctor has moved to: [ American Hospital ]
[20:47] <Doctor> [American Hospital] ...we're trying to contact her...are you sure there isn't anyone else you want us to call...
[20:48] *** the patient wheezes under an oxygen mask and shakes their head...