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[19:36] <U-47> ...
[19:36] * U-47 hands Leady a loaded MG-42 machine gun with an EXTRA-LONG ammo belt.
[19:36] <Chibi-Leady> :D
[19:37] <Chibi-Leady> - DON'T MIND IF I DO!!!!! -
[19:39] *** ALL of the T-Dolls AND maximum numbers of Dummies are SURGING up the beach! IT'S A FULL-SCALE REINACTMENT OF D-DAY!!!!!!
[19:39] *** And over 1800 T-Dolls are charging!!!
[19:41] *** The Kansen of Azur Lane...ALL of them...await along the length of the beach!!
[19:42] *** Then you hear THAT DAMN LAUGH!!!!!
[19:43] <Chibi-Leady> Ooooohhhh boy!!
[19:43] * Chibi-Leady CHARGES THE FIRST ROUND!!
[19:45] * Littorio sweeps her hand grandly and points downward.
[19:46] <Littorio> Commence the grand theme of battle!!!!
[19:46] <Every girl in Ironblood> Für das Land unseres Vaters!!!
[19:47] *** Everyone OPENS FIRE NONSTOP!! It quickly turns into an insane continuous barrage of tracer rounds and explosions that would make ANY girl in Gensokyo jealous!!!!
[19:48] * Chibi-Leady grins fiendishly as she fires away continuously, sweeping her machine gun back and forth!!
[19:49] *** Then the PLANES start doing bombing runs!!! THE CARRIER-GIRLS HAVE JOINED IN!!!
[19:49] <Chibi-Leady> Ooooooh, I am mowing these T-Dolls down.
[19:50] * Chibi-Leady is watching as EVERYONE surges towards her position, firing away constantly as they push forward.
[19:50] <Chibi-Leady> Oh, your kneecaps are gone. Oh, you're gone too.
[19:51] <Chibi-Leady> Oh, you're taking a stride or two, but you're going DOWN!!
[19:51] <Chibi-Leady> GESUNHEIT!! GESUNHEIT!! EVERYTHING IS GESUNHEIT!!!!
[19:52] *** A particularly BIG explosion erupts along the beach, sending a BUNCH of T-Dolls cartwheeling through the air! One of them lands on top of Kaga and CRUSHES her into the ground!!
[19:53] <Kaga> X___x
[19:53] <SPAS-12> @____@
[19:53] * Akagi yelps as she takes a bullet in her ASS. Then another! Then ANOTHER!!
[19:56] <M200> - For all the small-statured girls out there, you top-heavy tail titty-fiend -
[19:57] <Z-23> T-DOLLS INBOUND!!
[19:58] * Z-23 jumps down into a nearby trench and aims her machine guns at a nearby passage. Suddenly, she starts firing and mowing down DOZENS of T-Dolls that start surging through.
[19:59] <Z-23> They think they can take me!? It does not matter!! YOU DUMB BIMBO-BOTS!!!
[19:59] * Z-23 is just mowing them down as they try to push through, climbing over fallen T-Dolls.
[20:00] <Z-23> Fish in a barrel. IN A BARREL!!!
[20:00] *** A smoke grenade suddenly turns everything GREY
[20:01] <Z-23> >___<
[20:02] *** Suddenly Z-23 is PILED onto by several T-Dolls at once and dragged to the ground!!!
[20:02] <UMP-9> >:D
[20:02] <HK-416> >:[
[20:03] * U-47 is suddenly jumped from behind and pulled to the ground!!
[20:03] * Chibi-Leady turns around to see NEGEV of all people rolling around on the ground with U-47, trading punches with her and pummeling her with BRATWURST!!!
[20:04] * Negev has a particularly INSANE gleam in her eyes!!
[20:08] * Chibi-Leady looks over and sees Laffey, Javelin, Ayanami, and Unicorn getting OVERRUN by none other than Thompson AND PPSh-41!! And both SMG-girls are using DRUM magazines in their weapons!
[20:09] <Thompson> - HOWDY, PARTNER!!!! >:D -
[20:09] <PPSh-41> - Доброе утро, товарищ!!! ^___^ -
[20:10] <Laffey> O___o
[20:10] <Ayanami> This is bad...
[20:10] <Unicorn> D:
[20:11] * Thompson and PPSh-41 just OPEN FIRE on all of them and DON'T STOP for almost an entire minute.
[20:12] *** Nearby, Shinano is blown into the air by a well-placed shot from an Piat. Basically a shaped-charge grenade shot by a big-ass spring!!
[20:13] <Shinano> X__x
[20:13] <AK-47> YEET!!
[20:14] <SKS> Wow! That REALLY nailed her!
[20:15] <A-91> SQUAD VODKA STRIKES!!!!
[20:15] * A-91 suddenly flings a Molotov C[BLEEP]ktail into the bunker!!!
[20:17] <U-47> o___O
[20:17] <Negev> O__o
[20:17] <Chibi-Leady> ...fucsake
[20:18] * A-91 keeps throwing incendiary bottles EVERYWHERE!
[20:18] <A-91> Вы получаете то, что заслуживаете!!
[20:19] <AK-47> BURN, BABY, BURN!!
[20:19] <SKS> Roast and toast!!
[20:20] * Chibi-Leady pushes through the flames and charges at Squad Vodka!
[20:20] <Chibi-Leady> - HOWDY THAR!!! >:D -
[20:21] * AK-47 , SKS, and A-91 turn their guns on Leady and start shooting!
[20:22] <MP-40> GUTEN MORGAN!!! >:D
[20:22] * MP-40 has an actual FLAMMENWERFER now!!
[20:22] * Chibi-Leady finally goes down. @___@
[20:23] <Kar98k> Shall we give her a proper send-off?
[20:24] <P-38> VIKING FUNERAL!!!!!
[20:24] *** Everyone starts hitting Leady with Molotov c[BLEEP]ktails, flare guns, and Flammenwerfers continuously to ensure she can't revive or respawn.
[20:27] *** Suddenly, there's a HUGE EXPLOSION nearby as a bunch of Ironblood aircraft fail to pull out of their power-dives and CRASH into the battle below, taking out people on BOTH sides.
[20:27] <Graf Zeppelin > 21 kills!!!
[20:29] <Peter Strasser> Ja...included among them are Atago, Takao, Magdeburg, Elbing, AND U-81!
[20:30] *** At the edges of the blast craters are several well-known and heavily SCORCHED Kansen you all know and love. Including Big Sister Atago and Takao!!
[20:30] <Atago> X___X
[20:30] <Takao> @___@
[20:33] <Weser> All I'm seeing on the leaderboard is Graf Zeppelin just eliminated all these T-Dolls...and then Graf Zeppelin eliminated Magdeburg, Elbing, U-81, Takao, Atago, and I'm like... >__<;;;
[20:34] <Bismarck> U-81???!!!
[20:35] <Gneisenau> I think you're in trouble now, Zeppelin. It can't be helped...
[20:36] * Gneisenau is cut off as she watches Scharnhorst get blown back TWENTY FEET from multiple direct hits from PTRD, M-82A1, AND NTW-20!!!
[20:37] <Gneisenau> D:
[20:40] * Gneisenau looks and sees...HER STANDING A FEW FEET AWAY
[20:41] <DP-28> >:(
[20:41] <Gneisenau> ...LOOK FONDLY UPON ME, FATHER!!!
[20:41] * Gneisenau then gets blown the FUGOUT!!!
[20:41] * Chibi-Leady respawns nearby.
[20:42] <Chibi-Leady> Yeah, that's kind of to be expected.
[20:42] <Chibi-Leady> The big Cruiser and Battleship girls basically took the place of Tanks in this game. Tanks and other heavy weaponry.
[20:43] <Chibi-Leady> Cruiser-girls on maps with wide-open fields of vision, CASH.
[20:44] <Chibi-Leady> But on maps where there are lots of things providing cover and concealment, TRAGIC.
[20:45] <Chibi-Leady> In "Enlisted" certain troop classes work better in certain environments. Know which ones work best and you're in good shape. Otherwise...PROBLEMS.
[20:47] <Bremerton> Oh, kind of like Hitchbot?
[20:48] <Pennsylvania> What or WHO is that?
[20:50] <Bremerton> Hitchbot was this little robot that was created back in 2015 or so that was meant to be transported by humans from one end of the continent to another. It was only transported purely via the charity of others.
[20:50] <Bremerton> It was taken from one side of Canada to the other without any trouble at all. The Humans loved it.
[20:51] <Bremerton> All people needed to do was just pick it up, drive it to a new location, and drop it off.
[20:51] <Pennsylvania> Ooohh! Neat!
[20:52] <Prinz Eugen> Oooh, I heard ALL ABOUT that!
[20:52] <Prinz Eugen> Its Canadian trip began to Halifax to Victoria and was successful.
[20:53] <Prinz Eugen> Its AMERICAN trip began in Philadelphia and it was DESTROYED on the first night!
[20:53] <Pennsylvania> O___O
[20:53] <New Jersey> Did you see the autopsy reports?!
[20:54] <New Jersey> Hitchbot was BEATEN with a blunt object...
[20:55] *** Behind New Jersey you can see Glowworm behind SLAMMED in the face by one of Saiga-12's shields.
[20:55] <New Jersey> Stabbed...
[20:56] *** Behind New Jersey you can see M1897 jabbing Kirov in the side of her BUTT with her guns bayonet.
[20:56] <New Jersey> Shot at with paintballs...
[20:58] *** Behind New Jersey you can see San Diego getting gunned down by Type-79, Micro-Uzi, and IDW.
[20:58] <New Jersey> And then stabbed AGAIN.
[20:59] * New Jersey trails off as she realizes that SOPMOD-2 is standing RIGHT BEHIND HER!!!!!!
[21:05] <Prinz Eugen> So typical of one of the cities of the state YOU are named after, Pennsylvania.
[21:05] <Admiral Hipper> THAT'S PHILLY! YUP!
[21:07] <M1918> Hey, we love our country! >:D
[21:09] *** Everyone looks to see M1918, M2HB, M1919A4, and M60 standing a short distance away.
[21:11] <Admiral Hipper> ...Oh Scheiße
[21:12] * Admiral Hipper , Prinz Eugen, Pennsylvania, and Bremerton are all BLOWN THE FUG AWAY with thirty full seconds of non-stop full-auto fire
[21:15] * Prinz Eugen is laying among the others, staring up at the sky as the T-Dolls continue to surge forward, breaching the Kansen defense line and beginning to overrun the whole position.
[21:17] <Prinz Eugen> ...Boy...that escalated quickly!
[21:17] <Prinz Eugen> I mean that really got out of hand fast!
[21:21] <Chibi-Leady> So if you're interested in one hell of a WW2 first person shooter that gives you ALL KINDS of options, with or without multiplayer, check out "Enlisted"! It's free to play and operates on PC, PS5, Xbox, and crossplatform options.
[21:21] <Chibi-Leady> And who knows? Maybe some of the people you play...are actually T-Dolls or Kansen getting their war-faces on!!
[21:24] <Chibi-Leady> That's all the time we've got for tonight, so give a big hand to the Kits for not only helping to chronicle this gigantic cybergirl battle royal flustercuck, but finding them the perfect venue to beat the tar a
[21:24] <Chibi-Leady> ^beat the tar out of each other and prevent an actual shooting war from breaking out.
[21:25] <Chibi-Leady> The winning side naturally gets open access to little Natalia's antics and quite possibly EXCLUSIVE use of the famous Nat-Hat!
[21:25] <Chibi-Leady> But this war isn't over yet and the Kansen still have to somehow hold their own in the Battle of Berlin.
[21:28] * Chibi-Leady gets shoved aside at the last moment.
[21:28] <Queen Elizabeth> IT IS NOT OVER YET! NOT AT ALL!!
[21:29] <Queen Elizabeth> We shall go on to the end, we shall fight in this server, we shall fight on the seas and oceans, we shall fight with growing confidence and growing strength in the air, we shall defend this place, whatever the cost may be, we shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender!!
[21:30] * Queen Elizabeth is talking, and THIS is playing as she speaks!!!
[21:31] *** "Azure main" has naturally been swapped with "Azur Lane".
[21:32] *** And there the projector comes to a Halt!!! Thus ending tonight's presentation of CHEESYKITS!!


[00:44] * ??? is wandering around the city of Kyoto.
[00:46] * Thief grabs ??? and holds a knife to his neck
[00:46] <Thief> alright Kid, gimme all your money!
[00:47] <???> I don't have any, and you really wouldn't want to continue this right now...
[00:48] <Thief> All I want is that thing you call all call a Greenback.
[00:48] <???> you're not from around here, are you?
[00:49] * Thief pokes at ???'s neck.
[00:49] * ??? lifts up his leg and slams it down on the thief's.
[00:49] <Thief> DAHHHHHHH!
[00:50] * ??? jumps back a fair distance, pulling out a pen.
[00:50] <Thief> You Accursed... My master will hear of this, it is rare that a human wouldn't willingly follow our orders.
[00:50] * ??? grins.
[00:51] <???> I don't think you'll make it back to him then, you're not even human, are you?
[00:52] <???> well, not human in the traditional sense.
[00:52] <Thief> I'll be sure you're next after we take down that Moon Queen Possessed Youma!
[00:52] <???> ... I don't think so...
[00:53] * ??? raises the pen
[00:53] <???> MARS POWER, DRESS DOWN!
[00:53] *** To be continued in a bit...


[20:35] <@spiritflame> Current Location is: Kyoto, Arctic Allusion, Inc. Building
[22:32] *** never mind


[20:06] <@spiritflame> Current Location is: Kyoto Train Station #36
[20:18] *** the train arrives on the platform.
[20:20] *** Megan O`Cain has joined #suburbansenshi3
[20:20] <@spiritflame> konbanwa Megan O`Cain
[20:20] <Megan O`Cain> (Hmm...)
[20:23] *** the train platform is underground with many stores and a wide staircase leading to an exit.
[20:25] * Megan O`Cain heads towards the staircase
[20:29] *** outside are a bunch of buildings in 4 blocks.
[20:31] * Megan O`Cain gets out her smartphone, and proceeds to follow directions to where she needs to go
[20:36] *** the directions to Arctic Allusion, Inc. are being shown right now
[20:36] * Megan O`Cain makes her way to Arctic Allusion, Inc.
[20:37] <Megan O`Cain> (Alright. Let's see...)
[20:39] *** at half a mile, turn left.
[20:40] * Megan O`Cain keeps tabs on her surroundings as she walks
[20:42] *** on the right, there is a boy yet in the middle of another store being robbed by one of those cloaked maniacs.
[20:44] <???> Not again, there's always one every night so far.
[20:44] <Megan O`Cain> The hell?
[20:45] <Cloaked thief> no one's going anywhere until what we want from this store
[20:48] <???> Just let me go, please.
[20:48] <Cloaked thief> No one leaves!
[20:49] * Megan O`Cain sighs, safely puts away her phone, and walks towards the store
[20:49] <Megan O`Cain> (Unbelievable.)
[20:52] <Cloaked thief> Whosoever gets in here is not gonna leave along withthe rest of ya!
[20:54] <???> huh?
[20:55] * ??? narrows his eyes in surprise (if she's a fighter... it could be my chance to help her turn the tables on this guy.)
[20:55] * Megan O`Cain is right behind the thief, and CLAMPS a firm grip on the thief's shoulder
[20:56] <Cloaked thief> Huh? Who're you?
[20:56] * ??? Runs out of the Store while the thief is clamped by a grip.
[20:58] * Megan O`Cain digs her fingers into the collar bone area, "Someone stopping you. Idiot."
[20:58] <Cloaked thief> Look what-cha did, you let that boy run out, well I'll make sure you take his place!
[21:00] * Cloaked thief goes to try to flip Megan, but then a fireball reaches his hand.
[21:00] <Cloaked thief> GAAAAAAAAH!
[21:01] * Mars Warrior is standing right by the door.
[21:02] * Megan O`Cain just looks at the thief while keeping her strong grip on his shoulder, "Riiight. Kinda hard when in pain, isn't it?"
[21:03] <Mars Warrior> It's also kinda hard when that pain doubles, now leave this store, you'll get nothing here.
[21:03] <Cloaked thief> Grrr, you little, You're always at every location we try to rob!
[21:05] <Mars Warrior> Last chance, Leave...
[21:06] <Megan O`Cain> Your move, jerk.
[21:07] <Cloaked thief> Why don't the both of you go incinerate a Youma or something! I'm not leaving until we find the Moon Queen in a Youma's body and incinerating her myself!
[21:07] * Mars Warrior smiles
[21:07] <Mars Warrior> hmph, you wasted it.
[21:07] * Mars Warrior grabs the thief's burning hand.
[21:07] <Mars Warrior> FIRE IGINITION!
[21:08] *** what remained of the embers on the thief's hand burst back to life and begin to spread through the thief's body.
[21:08] <Cloaked thief> WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
[21:09] * Megan O`Cain quickly lets go so that she doesn't get burned
[21:10] * Cloaked thief is currently on fire!
[21:11] <Mars Warrior> Sorry that both of you got inconvienced.
[21:11] * Mars Warrior looks at Megan "You even moreso"
[21:11] <Megan O`Cain> Me? Nah.
[21:13] <Mars Warrior> These nutjobs have been looking for her as well as I am, but it appears that we have opposite objectives
[21:13] <Megan O`Cain> Who?
[21:15] <Mars Warrior> I... Can't remember who gave the mission to me, but I must find her, I have her description.
[21:16] <Mars Warrior> Pink Youma with Antennae, and her friends.
[21:16] <Mars Warrior> what are you here for?
[21:16] <Megan O`Cain> To meet with a man named Delphius.
[21:17] <Mars Warrior> I read a name like that in the paper, it seems he migth be connected to her, maybe if we go together, we could find her much faster.
[21:20] <Mars Warrior> I can't power down in public view, though
[21:22] <Megan O`Cain> Really? :/
[21:23] * Mars Warrior points at a security camera.
[21:24] <Megan O`Cain> Fine.
[21:25] * Mars Warrior exits the store.
[21:25] *** and continuig onto Arctic Allusions Ltd. it's nearby.
[21:27] <Megan O`Cain> So, this is the place?
[21:30] *** the naviagatoe says "You have arrived at your destination"
[21:31] * Megan O`Cain closes out the map on her phone
[21:31] *** the double doors open
[21:31] <Mars Warrior> Excuse me a bit.
[21:32] * Mars Warrior heads off to the bathroom "go without me"
[21:32] * Receptionist looks up
[21:32] <Receptionist> 7th floor, main office.
[21:35] * Megan O`Cain nods, and makes her way to the office
[21:37] *** the elevator opens
[21:38] * ??? runs up to Megan at the elevator and stops it from closing before stepping in.
[21:38] <???> Ahhh, sorry, I'm very sorry.
[21:38] <???> ... hey wait a minute, I saw you at that store, didn't I?
[21:40] *** The elevator doors close as it begins going up.
[21:42] <Megan O`Cain> I think so. I take it you work here?
[21:43] <???> huh? oh, well, no, just exploring the city
[21:43] <???> again, I'm terribly sorry, I only thought of myself when running out of that store.
[21:44] <Megan O`Cain> It was enough for you to get out.
[21:45] *** the elevator dings and the doors upen.
[21:45] *** the door to the office is nearby.
[21:46] * Megan O`Cain heads over towards Delphius' office
[21:47] * Delphius 'svoice comes from the first door "Enter, Miss Megan."
[21:47] <Delphius> And that person you have with you, too.
[21:49] <???> How does he know I'm with you?
[21:49] <Megan O`Cain> He must have some way of knowing like cameras.
[21:50] <???> I guess that makes sense.
[21:51] * ??? takes a look around, finally noticing the fact there's no cameras (though I somehow doubt that.)
[21:52] *** the door auto opens with Delphius and the Moon cloaked person in the office.
[21:52] <Delphius> have a seat, you two.
[21:53] * Megan O`Cain adjusts her long skirt a bit, and then sits down
[21:53] * Delphius 's hair is now covering one of his eyes.
[21:54] <Delphius> now, during Battler's Paradise, I believe you wanted something answered, I'll start there first before getting to why we have an extra person here.
[21:55] * Delphius 's hands are empty.
[21:56] <Megan O`Cain> Yes. There better be a good explaination.
[21:58] <Delphius> When Little Pinako had defeated Val The Csar, I had noticed that the card she used to win was the Silver Crystal Misprint, it was printed with instructions that I, nor anyone on my staff could read.
[21:59] <Delphius> one of the youma on my staff was compelled to type out the hidden instructions on the card, but when she was asked about it, he could not recall putting them down in the first place, I checked his mind and he was telling the truth.
[21:59] <Delphius> I figured whoever knew the language might have told her about what it does and gave the card to her to use.
[22:00] <Delphius> but as I watched you and Melissia battle, I scanned your mind and realised that, while I was right in one way, I was wrong in another.
[22:01] <Delphius> You DID translate the card for her, so I figured the card came from you, but it turned out she was the original owner of the card the entire time, she simply asked you to help her read the text on the card.
[22:03] <Delphius> for a while, I had wanted it back, but after seeing you all battle valiantly, I relented, because I knew from then on, it was in better hands than mine.
[22:04] * Delphius *^(line 1) *Instructions that neither I, Nor anyone
[22:04] <Delphius> that's the whole story.
[22:05] <Megan O`Cain> Regarding the translation, it was written in a language from long ago. My brother and I were able to easily understand what was written.
[22:05] <Megan O`Cain> Once we knew what it said, we simply told Pinako.
[22:06] <Megan O`Cain> After that, she must have committed it to memory.
[22:07] <Delphius> you really are a true friend to her Miss Megan, It truly gives me more reason to apologize for my actions during Battler's Paradise.
[22:29] <Megan O`Cain> Apology accepted.
[22:31] <Delphius> Let me be the first enemy you've faced to apologise for his actions, you may have noticed something missing in my hands.
[22:32] <Megan O`Cain> No crystal.
[22:32] <Delphius> and yet, even now, I've been acting as though It's still there.
[22:33] <Delphius> that's because it is.... but not where any of us thought it would wind up.
[22:33] * Delphius parts his hair... and There it is! the Shin Kurozuishou... it's been Jabbed into his right eye!
[22:34] *** Jabbed in there completely, some of the blood from the injury is till dried there.
[22:35] <Megan O`Cain> I'd be careful. Don't want somebody to take it from you.
[22:36] <Delphius> someone did try, then she decided it would feel better to jab it inside my eyesocket, expecting me to perish s that she would come back to collect it.
[22:37] <Megan O`Cain> Looks like it backfired.
[22:37] <Delphius> our guest is getting impatient, It's time we turned onto the topic at hand
[22:38] <Megan O`Cain> Of course.
[22:38] <Delphius> you know about those cloaked people that were at one of tokyo's harbors a few months ago.
[22:40] <Delphius> they have snuck into my printing pressed and printed one copy of three new cards each, our guest here has managed to take one of them.
[22:41] * Moon Cloaked Being hands Delphius the card.
[22:42] <Moon Cloaked Being> The Moon Queen must recieve that card to stand a chance amongst those who would want destroy her.
[22:43] *** The Card is "Garnet Orb, Yasakani", only one copy Exists!
[22:45] <Moon Cloaked Being> I have convinced another one of us to defect to her side, he may bring another one of the cards to someone else.
[22:46] <Megan O`Cain> Hmm.
[22:50] <Delphius> these events may evolve into one of the greatest battles of our time.
[22:52] <Moon Cloaked Being> Beware the Wiseboy, descendant of exiled wizards of the earth.
[22:54] <Delphius> To prevent them from printing more copies, should they want to, I have shut down all of my printing presses for the time being.
[22:55] <Delphius> we should have surplus cards to last us for about 8 months, give or take a spike in popularity.
[22:56] <Delphius> It is very nice to see you again, even on better terms, and give Pinako my regards.
[22:57] <Megan O`Cain> I will.
[22:58] <???> I suppose we have to get going.
[22:59] <Megan O`Cain> Who are you, by the way?
[23:00] <???> Oh, well for now... I can't reveal it in full until I see the queen.
[23:00] *** ??? has left #suburbansenshi3 (But just call me "Kano". (Pronounced Kah-No))
[23:01] *** Megan O`Cain has quit IRC (Alright, Kano.)
[16:23] <@spiritflame> Current Location is: ValCorp HQ
[16:24] *** the worker has finished flipping over the last of the Dark Agency "DA" Insignias.
[16:24] <Val The Csar> Don't forget to chop off the bars.
[16:25] <Receptionist> Mr. Val Thasar, your 4:30 is waiting.
[16:25] <Val The Csar> I don't remember having someone from 4:30 on my schedule.
[16:26] <Receptionist> He says its urgent.
[16:27] <Cochran> It'd do you some good to hear him out.
[16:27] <Val The Csar> You're right, something inside me is just obsessed with wanting to defeat Pinako, It's as though that win at battler's Paradise wasn't enough.
[16:28] * Val The Csar gets up and heads downstairs to the first floor, Cochran right behind.
[16:28] <Val The Csar> Where's the guy who said he was my 4:30?
[16:29] <Moon Cloaked Being 2> Right here, you are the one called Balthasar, correct?
[16:30] <Val The Csar> Balthasar? What kind of weird name is that?
[16:30] <Moon Cloaked Being 2> I am either mistaken, or the name is missaid here.
[16:31] <Val The Csar> You are speaking to former "Knights & Guardians" Champion, Val The Csar.
[16:31] <Moon Cloaked Being 2> so the name isn't what it seems here.
[16:33] <Moon Cloaked Being 2> I had thought it would be the exact name as one of the former kings of the Earth, not a soundalike.
[16:34] <Val The Csar> Well, a Csar is close to a king, but what did you come here for?
[16:34] * Moon Cloaked Being 2 hands him a card.
[16:43] *** The Card is called "Universal Sword, Tensouun"
[16:43] <Val The Csar> Tensouun? What does this have to do with me?
[16:44] <Moon Cloaked Being 2> A friend of mine had told me that the Moon queen has to harness them. You'll have to hastily open a tournament.
[16:45] <Val The Csar> I already had one in mind.
[16:45] <Moon Cloaked Being 2> then perhaps, an ante rule is required.
[16:45] <Val The Csar> hm? an Ante?
[16:46] <Val The Csar> you mean when a player loses a battle, they must also lose a card as well?
[16:48] <Moon Cloaked Being 2> It will help the Jinzo Thieves to come to the tournament, they can't resist flaunting around their perceived superiority.
[16:49] <Val The Csar> I may consider it.
[16:54] <Moon Cloaked Being 2> I have been informed that the Moon Queen has already been given the "Garnet Orb, Yasakani" card, the only one still in the Jinzo Thieves' hands is "The Eight Handed Mirror of Tenshou"
[16:54] <Val The Csar> Tenshou?
[16:56] <Moon Cloaked Being 2> Many around her call her "Amaterasu", "Tenshou" is just another way to pronounce the name.
[16:57] <Moon Cloaked Being 2> Two people are worthy enough to wield each of the three cards.
[16:57] <Moon Cloaked Being 2> we may find them sooner than we think.
[16:57] <Moon Cloaked Being 2> I bid thee good day.
[16:57] *** Moon Cloaked Being 2 has left #suburbansenshi3
[16:58] <Val The Csar> the three treasures? I'm being reminded of history.


[16:58] <@spiritflame> Current Location is: Null
[21:22] <@spiritflame> Current Location is: Apartment Complex 1374-ABD, Kyoto
[21:26] *** "Kano" has joined #suburbansenshi3
[21:26] <@spiritflame> konbanwa "Kano"
[21:28] * "Kano" walks in the lobby
[21:31] * "Kano" checks the watch and the clock.
[21:31] <"Kano"> They should be here soon.
[21:55] <"Kano"> the description of the body the Moon Queen resides in was given to me as follows, Crimson body, two antennae.
[22:00] *** a few more bystanders enter and do through.
[22:01] *** Megan O`Cain has joined #suburbansenshi3
[22:01] <@spiritflame> konbanwa Megan O`Cain
[22:03] * Megan O`Cain enters the lobby of the complex
[22:03] <"Kano"> they should be here.
[22:03] <"Kano"> not just her, but the Mercury backup counterpart, too.
[22:04] <Megan O`Cain> Huh?
[22:05] <"Kano"> Mercury Warrior, a kind of backup Sailor Mercury.
[22:06] <"Kano"> if Female, they don the same Sailor fuku, but if male, they'll don an outfit with the fuku's color palette.
[22:06] <Megan O`Cain> I see.
[22:07] <Megan O`Cain> Well, I've asked Pinako to come. She should be here any moment.
[22:07] <"Kano"> Pinako?
[22:08] *** Pinako [Cookies@Cookies.Cookies :D] has joined #suburbansenshi3
[22:08] <@spiritflame> konbanwa Pinako
[22:09] *** Katrina has joined #suburbansenshi3
[22:09] <@spiritflame> konbanwa Katrina
[22:09] *** Narun has joined #suburbansenshi3
[22:09] <@spiritflame> konbanwa Narun
[22:09] <Megan O`Cain> The Battlier Island winner. She might have a bit more insight on this stuff.
[22:10] <Pinako> Hi, Miss Megan :D
[22:10] * "Kano" gasps as he sees Pinako.
[22:10] <"Kano"> ... it's her, the exact description.
[22:10] * Pinako tilts her head.
[22:11] <Pinako> Who's the weird guy?
[22:11] <Megan O`Cain> This is Kano.
[22:12] <Megan O`Cain> Correct me if I'm wrong, he's looking for the Moon Queen.
[22:12] <Pinako> He';s looking for the Moon Queen?
[22:13] <Pinako> (Strange, he doesn't look like a Jinzo Thief.)
[22:13] * "Kano" takes a bow
[22:14] <"Kano"> Your majesty, I am pleased to have finally found you.
[22:14] <Katrina> ... uhhhhh...
[22:14] * "Kano" looks around
[22:15] <"Kano"> we all must go to another room.
[22:15] * "Kano" walks towards the nearest suite.
[22:16] * Pinako looks at Megan confused before deciding to follow, along with Katrina and Narun.
[22:16] <Pinako> (Your majesty? how does he know about you?)
[22:16] <Pinako> (*^)
[22:17] <Pinako> (I don't know, but I am starting to feel like I know him from somewhere.)
[22:17] * Megan O`Cain follows Kano into the suite
[22:18] <"Kano"> I can't have people finding out about Me and Mars Warrior... except for you.
[22:19] <"Kano"> and everyone in this room.
[22:20] * "Kano" pulls out his transformation pen.
[22:20] <"Kano"> MARS POWER, DRESS DOWN!
[22:21] * "Kano" a transformation sequence begins where he soon dons a princely costume with Sailor Mars fuku's Palette (See the Tokyoma Gaiden page in the wiki for what this looks like.)
[22:21] * "Kano" is now known as Mars Warrior.
[22:23] <Mars Warrior> Daniel Kano, Mars Warrior, At your service, your majesty.
[22:25] * Pinako blinks.
[22:25] <Pinako> (*Whispers*)
[22:25] <Megan O`Cain> Daniel Kano? Like Daniel Hino, or something close?
[22:27] * Mars Warrior writes his name down, it is "火乃ダニエル" with the furigana specifying that it is pronounced as "かの"
[22:27] <Mars Warrior> Yes.
[22:27] <Mars Warrior> that used to be a sore spot for me.
[22:28] <Megan O`Cain> Your bird's been looking for you. :/
[22:28] <Mars Warrior> My bird? ... Patrice?
[22:29] <Megan O`Cain> Is it a bald eagle?
[22:29] <Mars Warrior> yes, she is
[22:30] <Megan O`Cain> It mistook an acquantance of mine for you in Tokyo.
[22:31] <Mars Warrior> whoever it is would have to look almost like me to do that, brown hair, these locks and my blue eyes, maybe a red short as well.
[22:33] <Mars Warrior> *shirt
[22:34] <Megan O`Cain> In any case, when you guys get done with things here, we can head to Tokyo to reunite you to Patrice.
[22:35] <Mars Warrior> I am also looking for equivalents of who were supposed to be the alternates of Sailor Mercury, Jupiter and Venus here.
[22:35] <Mars Warrior> I am the only alternate I know of to still live where I come from.
[22:35] * Mars Warrior points to Katrina
[22:36] <Mars Warrior> her counterpart's supposed to be the Alternate Sailor Mercury.
[22:36] <Katrina> Eh? Me?
[22:38] <Mars Warrior> Yes.
[22:38] * Mars Warrior hands her a blue transformation pen.
[22:39] <Mars Warrior> The transformation phrase should be the same as the original one.
[22:40] <Katrina> uhhh, what's that?
[22:41] <Katrina> can't we get this counterpart of me to do it?
[22:41] <Mars Warrior> we can't, she's... she's dead
[22:49] <Megan O`Cain> Damn.
[22:51] <Mars Warrior> you look exactly like her, you must wield the pen and say the phrase, "Mercury Power, Make Up!", replace "Make Up!" with "Dress Down!" if you're male.
[22:51] * Katrina gulps
[22:52] <Katrina> I'll try.
[22:52] * Katrina lifts the pen up
[22:52] <Katrina> Mercury power.... Make UP!
[22:53] * Katrina is imbued in a blue light, as she soon steps out of the light with Sailor Mercury's fuku... the two transformed warriors have one subtle difference.
[22:53] *** Once Katrina steps out of the light, her legs almost begin to give out
[22:53] <Katrina> Woah-woahwoahhh!
[22:54] <Megan O`Cain> Huh.
[22:54] <Mars Warrior> Oh no!
[22:55] * Mars Warrior guides Katrina onto a chair.
[22:55] <Mars Warrior> I wasn't informed that the alternate could have weak legs, I should have looked into it a bit more.
[22:56] <Megan O`Cain> What do you mean?
[22:58] <Mars Warrior> from what I had been told, she died in a burning cabin, the villagers having locked her in there for years since she was a child, My guess is she might have slowly lost control of her legs during that time, if she hadn't had died and it took too long for her to be rescued from that cabin, she might have very well have needed a wheel chair for the rest of her life.
[23:00] <Megan O`Cain> I see.
[23:00] <Mars Warrior> there probably is a version of her out there in the multiverse that has suffered that fate.
[23:01] <Mars Warrior> It could take a few weeks, but I believe she can be able to walk in her transformed state again.
[23:02] <Megan O`Cain> We'll have to wait and see.
[23:02] <Katrina> do I have to stay transformed the whole time?
[23:03] <Mars Warrior> you don't have to, your normal form can walks just fine, It's your transformed state that has to regain the feeling.
[23:04] <Mars Warrior> Now that we know eachother, I think it's-
[23:04] <Pinako> Time we became friends? :D
[23:04] * Pinako holds a hand out.
[23:04] <Mars Warrior> Your... majesty?
[23:06] <Narun> come on, take her hand, she doesn't bite.
[23:07] <Mars Warrior> I suppose.
[23:07] * Mars Warrior takes her hand.
[23:07] * Megan O`Cain is away: Sticking around for now.
[23:07] <Pinako> and Daniel Kano, was it?
[23:07] <Mars Warrior> yes?
[23:08] <Pinako> Let's drop "Your Majesty" and formal greetings when I'm untransformed shall we?
[23:08] *** The announcement that was seen in SS2 now plays here, Reactions Tomorrow!


[00:36] *** elsewhere in the multiverse
[00:36] * Ikuko stumbles through the dark and nearly trips ><
[00:36] <Ikuko> ow ow ow ><
[00:37] * Ikuko looks up and sees a group of girls waving towards her
[00:37] *** too tired stopping the scene lol


[12:28] * Freya (Earth C) lays in bed, breathing with some effort
[12:28] <Matsumi_Shin> i..is she going to be alright?
[12:28] * Makoto_Kino checks the thermometer "oof..looks like you have a little fever"
[12:29] <Freya (Earth C)> I..I can't...I'm..suppose to go out..to the festival..and...
[12:29] <Matsumi_Shin> DON'T MOVE, FREYA..IF YOU MOVE, YOU'RE GOING TO DIE
[12:29] <Freya (Earth C)> EH!?
[12:29] <Makoto_Kino> she's not going to die ^^;;; but she does need her rest
[12:29] <Makoto_Kino> Matsumi! it's time for us to get to work!
[12:30] <Matsumi_Shin> right!
[12:30] <Makoto_Kino> you just get plenty of sleep, Freya..it's Kino and Shin to the rescue!
[12:30] * Freya (Earth C) nods slowly and closes her eyes...coughing and trying to sleep


[18:04] * The projector begins to power up!
[18:06] *** You hear it...the stirring, patriotic sounds of drums beating, followed by the powerful horns starting to blare.
[18:08] *** Then...!! IT'S THE FEDERATION NEWS NETWORK!!!!
[18:08] *** Theeeeeeen it suddenly cuts out. Huh?
[18:08] <~> Reconstructing footage. 25%
[18:09] <~> - STARSHIP FLOOFERS - Recovered Footage of the Invasion of Harven-4. -
[18:10] <~> - Warning, personnel without Level-2 security clearance or higher are prohibited from witnessing these archives. -
[18:12] *** The scene switches to show a grainy and distorted image of numerous T-Dolls sitting inside a dropship.
[18:14] *** Then it switches to the surface of what looks to be a desert world. Everyone's standing near a barrier wall.
[18:16] *** You several familiar faces too. There's Galil, Negev, Cx4 Storm, MG3, Springfield, Mosin-Nagant...OH! There's AK-12 and AN-94!!
[18:17] *** And then you see the camera turn around as the holder wipes off the lens.
[18:17] *** Gager has joined #suburbansenshi3
[18:17] <@spiritflame> konbanwa Gager *** Happy Obon!!
[18:17] * Gager is the camera-doll!!!!
[18:18] <Gager> Okay, we're rolling.
[18:18] * Gager brings the camera back around to show the main reporter.
[18:18] *** Renpha Astalion [Trooper011385@EnclaveFedCom.Net] has joined #suburbansenshi3
[18:18] <@spiritflame> konbanwa Renpha Astalion *** Happy Obon!!
[18:21] <Automated marquis scroll> You are watching the Federal News Network Broadcast.
[18:21] <Renpha Astalion> Good...
[18:21] * Renpha Astalion checks her notes.
[18:21] <Renpha Astalion> Evening!
[18:21] <Renpha Astalion> From the Federal News Network! Live here on the planet of...
[18:22] <Gager> Harven-4.
[18:23] * Gager scrolls the camera around and homes in on a couple of out-of-place soldiers hovering nearby. They look like ACTUAL Imperial Guardsmen, not T-Dolls!
[18:24] * Renpha Astalion goes over to the T-Dolls. "GIRLS! How do you feel about this battle today with the Xenofluffs?"
[18:24] <AK-12> Thrilled! ^___^
[18:24] <AN-94> I am ready today to kill some fluffs.
[18:25] <Negev> I'm from the same city as the greatest hero of the Federation and I say kill them all!!!! :D
[18:25] <Cx4 Storm> ...Didn't you DIE in the first movie?!
[18:27] <Renpha Astalion> That's what we want to hear!
[18:28] <M1919A4> Bring on the fluffs!!!
[18:29] <ST AR-15> I think the combat stims are going right to my head... @___@
[18:30] <Renpha Astalion> All right! Let's go over to our reporter on the plains deep in the interior of the Hazard Zone here on Harven-4. Take it away, Reisen!
[18:30] *** The scene switches to reveal...!
[18:30] *** Reisen Udongein Inaba [LunaticMoonRabbit@FedCom.Net (Pirated Serve] has joined #suburbansenshi3
[18:30] <@spiritflame> konbanwa Reisen Udongein Inaba *** Happy Obon!!
[18:30] * Reisen Udongein Inaba is...!!!
[18:31] * Reisen Udongein Inaba lying face-down in the sand, motionless. The camera filming her is laying at an angle and reveals multiple bloodstains on Reisen's blazer and in the sand around her.
[18:32] *** The scene switches back to Renpha, where these seems to be a major commotion happening nearby and off-camera.
[18:33] <Renpha Astalion> Hey, what's happening over there?
[18:34] * Renpha Astalion is asking...oh hey!! It's G-36!
[18:35] * Gager turns the camera, revealing that...oh jeez! It's HK-416 and G11 in a huge fight! HK-416 has G11 on the ground and is pummeling her pretty hard with an insanely pissed-off expression on her face.
[18:36] *** AK-74M, AK-47, and AK-74U interpose themselves between the fight and Gager's camera, blocking it.
[18:37] <Renpha Astalion> Are you getting this, Gager? Are you getting this? The morale is so high here that it's completely out of control!!
[18:38] <Renpha Astalion> And look! She's already fine!
[18:38] *** G11 is pulling herself to her feet, looking like she's about ready to fall flat on her face AGAIN.
[18:38] <Renpha Astalion> Excuse me, how much blood do you think is currently in your body?
[18:39] <G11> ...
[18:39] <G11> ...Not nearly enough.
[18:40] <G11> ...Not enough to justify still being here. Can I get transferred? Like...right now?
[18:40] * G11 is quickly yanked off-camera by two girls that look SUSPICIOUSLY like UMP-9 and UMP-45!
[18:41] * Renpha Astalion turns back to the camera, which begins an extreme closeup of Renpha's face.
[18:41] <Renpha Astalion> Back to you! KAGEROU!!!
[18:42] *** The scene switches to the other reporter on the scene! This time up in orbit with the fleet!!
[18:43] *** Kagerou Imaizumi has joined #suburbansenshi3
[18:43] <@spiritflame> konbanwa Kagerou Imaizumi *** Happy Obon!!
[18:44] *** is on the scene with the Federation Fleet in orbit over Harven-4.
[18:46] * Kagerou Imaizumi is shrieking unintelligibly and flailing her arms wildly. Behind her are flames, explosions, and absolute pandemonium. It looks like she's on the bridge of some kind of large ship, and outside the main windows you can see what looks like a MAJOR battle going on!
[18:47] *** It looks like Kagerou's onboard an Alliance Halcylon-class cruiser, with another a short distance ahead.
[18:47] *** ^Halcyon
[18:48] *** And...OH CRAP! That cruiser is listing on its side with multiple flaming holes punched into its hull and its engines are firing sporadically.
[18:50] *** Another ship is slowly maneuvering past both ships going in the opposite direction. That is DEFINITELY an Imperial Dauntless-class light cruiser, and it opens fire with a full broadside of macrocannons!!
[18:50] <Kagerou Imaizumi> AAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[18:50] *** Kagerou Imaizumi has left #suburbansenshi3 ([Signal lost at source])
[18:51] *** The scene switches back to Renpha.
[18:51] <Renpha Astalion> Thanks, Kagerou! Informative as always.
[18:51] <Renpha Astalion> Let's interview one of the soldiers!
[18:52] * Renpha Astalion goes up to one of the T-Dolls. "What's your name?"
[18:54] * Renpha Astalion is interviewing this girl!
[18:55] <NS-2000> Hello! I'm NS-2000 and I'm a Shotgun-model.
[18:55] <NS-2000> How do you feel being on the front lines, today?
[18:55] <Renpha Astalion> ^
[18:55] <Renpha Astalion> The frontlines of what's going to be an awesome battle?!
[18:56] <NS-2000> Eh, okay I guess! ^__^
[18:56] <NS-2000> We're heading out now, so you'd better keep up!
[18:57] *** The T-Dolls start heading out into the scrublands and brambles spreading out ahead of everyone.
[18:57] * Renpha Astalion and Gager quickly trot after them
[18:57] <Gager> Hey, what's that?
[18:57] * Gager points over into some of the nearby bushes.
[18:58] <Gager> That looks like a fennec.
[18:58] <Renpha Astalion> O___O
[18:59] *** A small fennec fox peers out from behind a bramble-bush.
[18:59] <Renpha Astalion> Is it watching me?
[18:59] <Renpha Astalion> Where is it? I can't see it.
[18:59] <Gager> ...
[18:59] <Gager> >:D
[19:00] <Gager> IT'S COMING RIGHT TOWARDS YOU!!!! RUNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!
[19:00] <Fennec Fox> o__o
[19:00] <Renpha Astalion> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! POSITION COMPROMISED!!!!!
[19:02] *** The scene cuts and switches. Renpha looks a LITTLE calmer now as she stands in front of a large cactus.
[19:02] <Renpha Astalion> Are we live? Are we live? Are we live?
[19:02] <Gager> Three...two...one...NOW!
[19:03] *** Suddenly...GUNSHOTS!!!
[19:04] *** AK-47, A-91, and SKS are nearby, shooting into the distance while PM-9 and MP-40 rush up.
[19:05] <MP-40> GET DOWN!!! WE'RE WITHIN THEIR RANGE!!
[19:06] * Renpha Astalion rushes forward towards a bunch of rocks overlooking a field. They're now at the top of a low hill, and in a shallow valley below there's a small settlement.
[19:07] <Renpha Astalion> As you can see...the dang Kansen down there are engaging federal troops!
[19:09] *** Yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup!! Down below you can see a bunch of Sea-Dolls from Azur Lane in that settlement, returning fire! Uh-huh...there's Z-23...and Ayanami...and Laffey! Yup, they got the Starter Squad to join in!
[19:10] <Renpha Astalion> ARE YOU GETTING THIS?! ARE YOU GETTING THIS?!
[19:11] *** It's non-stop automatic weapons fire going in both directions. And both sides are using tracer rounds! The sheer number of bullets being fired fills the space between the hilltop and the settlement with THOUSANDS upon THOUSANDS of flashes of colored light. It's practically any given battle in Gensokyo!
[19:12] <Renpha Astalion> WE NEED TO GET FURTHER INTO THE COMBAT!!!
[19:12] * Renpha Astalion charges downhill, dodging beside low bushes, rocks, and a few small explosions.
[19:13] <Renpha Astalion> >:D
[19:13] <Renpha Astalion> Doesn't it take you back?!!!
[19:13] <Renpha Astalion> DOESN'T IT TAKE YOU BACK!!!??!?!??!?!
[19:13] * Thompson moves up alongside Gager.
[19:14] <Thompson> Go to commercial. GO TO COMMERCIAL! SHE'S ABOUT TO FLIP OUT!
[19:15] *** You catch a split second of Renpha trying to wrestle AR-70's rifle out of her hands.
[19:16] *** The scene switches over to a commercial. It looks like it's being filmed in the Human Village of Gensokyo!
[19:18] <~> This is not just the story of any burger. But WA Burger. Follow me and let me show you the wonders of WA Burger.
[19:19] *** Heeeeeeeeeeey, you recognize that voice! Prepare for increased tsundere levels, because it's our favorite German rifle-girl, WA-2000!!!!
[19:21] *** The next scene shows Yuyuko Saigyouji laying on the ground between two carts, rolling back and forth and clutching her belly. Annnnnnnnnnnd, yup! Youmu Konpaku is nearby, trying to hide her face.
[19:22] <~> As you can see, this girl is in pain. But watch this simple trick.
[19:23] *** A hamburger is thrown at Yuyuko. It lands near her, and she instantly stops rolling around, looks around inquisitively...then she DEVOURS the hamburger in three seconds.
[19:23] <Yuyuko Saigyouji> BORDER=0 Thaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaanks!
[19:25] <~> You see? Miracles are made with WA Burger. Now let's ask a customer about WA Burger.
[19:25] *** Reimu Hakurei has joined #suburbansenshi3
[19:25] <@spiritflame> konbanwa Reimu Hakurei *** Happy Obon!!
[19:26] <Reimu Hakurei> I F[BLEEP]KING HATE HER BURGERS!!!!
[19:26] <Reimu Hakurei> I don't know WHAT is up with her and Lee-Enfield, but those two T-Dolls are absolutely the WORST cooks I have EVER encountered in my LIFE!!!!
[19:28] <Reimu Hakurei> I swear!! Last time those things were served here, Suika accidentally ate some when she was too drunk to know any better and spent the entire next DAY inside an outhouse!!!
[19:28] <~> Wow! Truly incredible!
[19:29] *** The next scene shows a line of Humans and Youkai waiting to get served at a mobile food cart. Waaaaaaaaaaaaait a second, that's Mystia Lorelai's food cart, not WA Burger!
[19:30] <~> Come and stop by WA Burger for all your one-stop burger needs.
[19:31] <~> Wearenotresponsibleforanysorespainsdeathheadachesfoodpoisoningexplosivevoidingofthebowelsoradditionaldebilitatinghealtheffectsnotmentionedbutnotlimitedtowhatsbeenmentionedheres
[19:32] *** The scene switches back to the deserts of Harven-4, where ST AR-15 is rushing up.
[19:33] <ST AR-15> You'd better not have been over there trying to interview those stupid Sea-Dolls!
[19:33] <Renpha Astalion> No! We're getting the action shots! I mean look at this!
[19:34] * Renpha Astalion rushes over to where G-36 is kneeling and firing.
[19:34] <Renpha Astalion> Soldier! Can you please fire at full-auto for me!
[19:35] * Renpha Astalion holds the microphone close to G-36 as she quickly reloads and empties a clip downrange.
[19:35] <Renpha Astalion> >:D~
[19:37] *** The camera zooms farther down the fields. Ahead, you watch as Carabiniere of the Sardegna Empire is suddenly knocked backwards...AND SHE MADE A WILHEIM SCREAM TOO!!
[19:41] *** An explosion sends Formidable flying HIGH into the air, screaming like THIS as she's RAGDOLLED up, arcs high overhead, and then SMASHES into the ground with a massive THUD!!!!!
[19:43] <Renpha Astalion> Go ahead and look at this! Look at those heathen Sea-Dolls suffer!! Down with the xenos! For the Emperor! FOR THE EMPEROR!!!!! AVE IMPERATOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[19:45] *** The scene cuts and switches, revealing...what in the HELL??!?!
[19:46] *** SWARMS OF XENOFLUFFS ARE SURGING ACROSS THE WHOLE AREA!!! Little ones AND Giant Foxes too!!
[19:48] * Renpha Astalion and Gager watch and film as the T-Dolls gun down everything. Many, MANY stunt-plushies burst and explode as they're detonated with by -squib-loads- EXPLOSIVE BULLETS OF DEATH!!!
[19:49] <Renpha Astalion> Glorious! Perfect! The forces of the Federation triumph absolutely!!
[19:51] * Gager is getting blocked by AK-47 as she tries to film...K-5, K31, and FAMAS are DOWN!!! It looks like the Xenofluffs got them!!
[19:52] * ~ All three T-Dolls are drenched with THICK, RED FLUID (that looks suspiciously like marinara sauce), and K31 looks like she has a mass of ENTRAILS (that look very much like sausage links) spilling out from underneath her skirt.
[19:53] <Renpha Astalion> Gager! Gager! Are you getting this?!?!
[19:53] * Renpha Astalion is standing next to a pile of "dead" Xenofluffs.
[19:54] <Renpha Astalion> We are live on the planet of Harven-4! And we have found...THE FLUFFY MENACE!!
[19:54] <Renpha Astalion> Zoom in on that! Zoom in! Look at these vile creatures!!!
[19:55] *** The pile of "dead" Xenofluffs perk their ears up and quickly look at Gager's camera as she zooms in.
[19:55] <Xenofluffs> :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
[19:55] <Xenofluff #2550> Hi there!
[19:56] <Xenofluff #5801> We fluff your whole world soon!
[19:56] <Xenofluff #1008> Embrace the floof!
[19:58] *** A moan comes from within the pile of Xenofloofs. OH NO!!! They piled onto LAFFEY while she was down and injured and finished her off! THE HORROR!!!
[19:58] *** ...oh, wait...this is LAFFEY we're talking about her. And...HEEEY...SHE'S ENJOYING THIS!!!
[19:59] <Renpha Astalion> Obviously not creatures created by...THE EMPEROR'S DIVINITY!!!!!!
[20:01] <Sten Mark-2> Seriously, if she keeps bringing up the Emperor like this, what are the odds of Cadia AI suddenly showing up?
[20:02] <Welrod> ...Please don't mention that loony AI.
[20:02] *** The scene switches. MORE XENOFLUFFS!!!
[20:03] *** They're galloping across the sand towards everyone!!!
[20:04] *** The T-Dolls are firing furiously as hundreds of Xenofluffs dash towards them in a huge mass of fluffiness!
[20:05] * MP-443 shrieks and flails as a few Xenofluffs pounce on her and clamp onto her arms and body. Then more pounce on her!! She's quickly dragged to the ground and starts flailing wildly as more and more Xenofluffs pounce up and down on her!!
[20:07] * MP-40 and MP5 valiantly try to hold the line to protect Renpha and Gager, but the Xenofluffs keep getting closer and closer and closer!!!!!!
[20:07] * MP-40 flails as a Facehugger Kit clamps onto her!!!!
[20:08] *** The camera twists sharply and cuts into static for a few seconds, then switches to a new scene. It looks like it's base at the main T-Doll base.
[20:09] * M4A1 shoves a girl to the ground. HEY, IT'S WA-2000!!!!
[20:10] * WA-2000 immediately starts getting pelted by DOZENS of hamburgers over the course of a full minute.
[20:10] <MP7> F[BLEEP]K YOUR HAMBURGERS!!!
[20:11] <L85A1> REPULSIVE!!
[20:11] <Negev> WHAT DO YOU PUT IN THEM TO MAKE THEM TASTE LIKE GUN OIL?!?!?
[20:13] <FG-42> Say what you want about the Kansen, but I'd MUCH rather be served food from U-47!!
[20:13] <WA-2000> >:f
[20:14] <Renpha Astalion> Another traitor to the Federation...REMOVED!!
[20:14] <M4A1> We're moving to Forward Base Invincible because it's in a more secure location.
[20:15] <Renpha Astalion> More secure? What's the problem?
[20:15] <M4A1> We...
[20:15] <SOPMOD-2> FLUFFS!!!!!!! WE'VE GOT FLUFFS INCOMING!!!!
[20:17] *** The scene switches, revealing a scene of utter bedlam as the T-Dolls are all firing at a breach in the perimeter wall of their base. XENOFLUFFS HAVE BREACHED THE PERIMETER AND ARE SWARMING INSIDE!!!
[20:17] <Renpha Astalion> D:
[20:19] *** The scene cuts again to what seems like a short while later. Hundreds of Fluffs, large and small, lay strewn all around (along with several more T-Dolls), and Renpha is rushing towards another big pile of Xenofluffs.
[20:22] <Renpha Astalion> Welcome back to on the Federal News Network! We're live. Look at these defeated Fluffs! Once again, they have FAILED to overcome the perfection of the Federation's military in their futile quest for supremacy.
[20:23] <FN2000> Hey! Be careful! Don't get too close to...
[20:23] * FN2000 is knocked backwards as she's attacked by a Facehugger Kit!!!!!
[20:24] *** The scene cuts again! The next scene is filled with massive gunfire as the base is attacked AGAIN by Xenofluffs! They're pouring through the broken wall and are clearly spreading further inside!
[20:24] <~> Push them back! PUSH THEM BACK!!!
[20:27] * 6P62 is laying down HEAVY fire and is soon joined by MG34 and MG42 as they try to stop a Giant Fox galloping towards Gager and Renpha!!!!
[20:28] * 6P62 goes down as the Giant Fox just PAW-SMACKS her sideways!! And MG-34 and MG-42 both jerk and spasm as they're struck by multiple bullets! BULLETS??!!? HAVE THE XENOFLUFFS FIGURED OUT HOW TO USE GUNS NOW?!?!?
[20:30] *** The scene switches to an upward shot of a pair of flagpoles, each flying the flag of...THE IMPERIUM OF MAN??!?!?!?! WTF?!
[20:30] * Renpha Astalion is at the base of one of the flagpoles, genuflecting.
[20:30] <Renpha Astalion> *___*
[20:33] <AS-Val> Crap!! Who put the Imperium's flag up there??!?!
[20:33] <ART-556> Why's everyone lookin at me??!
[20:34] <Cx4 Storm> Cadia AI watches for these things!!! She's going to notice if this keeps happening!!!
[20:35] <Sopmod-2> Well it was either this or watch Renpha have another meltdown. She's happy now!!
[20:36] <RO-635> ...Soppo, we need to have a talk.
[20:38] <Renpha Astalion> Breaking news!! We've received reports that the new XBox 10 will finally release sometime next year! We've also received reports that the manufacturers have finally come up with an effective shielding system for the next generation of Xboxes that will reduce the radiation emitted by at least 50%!
[20:39] <Renpha Astalion> And incorporate a vodka-based cooling system!
[20:40] <Renpha Astalion> Back over to you, Reisen!!
[20:40] *** The scene switches to......!!!
[20:40] *** Reisen Udongein Inaba [LunaticMoonRabbit@FedCom.Net (Pirated Serve] has joined #suburbansenshi3
[20:40] <@spiritflame> konbanwa Reisen Udongein Inaba *** Happy Obon!!
[20:41] * Reisen Udongein Inaba is still laying face-down in the sand. She hasn't moved at all since the last time.
[20:41] * Reisen Udongein Inaba doesn't react at all as a few bullets zip past her. There seems to be a fair amount of shooting in her area.
[20:42] * Reisen Udongein Inaba is away: Cut scene and back to you, Renpha!
[20:43] <Renpha Astalion> Thanks, Reisen! You're a credit to journalism!
[20:43] <Renpha Astalion> Today, we're interviewing the commander of...which squad are you part of?
[20:44] * Renpha Astalion is interviewing...oh no.
[20:44] *** HK-416 has joined #suburbansenshi3
[20:44] <@spiritflame> konbanwa HK-416 *** Happy Obon!!
[20:44] <HK-416> >:(
[20:45] <HK-416> I'm not a squad commander. I'm the commander of the entire platoon.
[20:45] <HK-416> Because I'm also officially recognized as Best Girl.
[20:46] <HK-416> BORDER=0 I'm all that you need, young Shikikan Langister! I'm. All. That. You. Need!!!!!
[20:48] <HK-416> I'm very pleased with the unit so far. We sought out and engaged the Kansen and defeated them soundly despite the resistance they put up.
[20:48] <HK-416> And then we were ambushed by the Fluffs and we wiped them out.
[20:48] <HK-416> We held Forward Bases Invincible and Immoral with ZERO casualties.
[20:49] <HK-416> We lost not a single Doll. That's how powerful we are. That's how effective we are.
[20:49] <HK-416> I'mallthatyouneed. I'mallthatyouneed. I'mallthatyouneed. I'mallthatyouneed.
[20:51] * Gager turns the camera over to...wow, that's a LOT of destroyed T-Dolls being carried into a storage shed on the far side of the base. MP-40 still has a Facehugger Kit latched firmly to her face!
[20:51] <Renpha Astalion> Excellent. That's just what we want to hear on Federal News Network.
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[21:02] <Marquis Text > SillyImperialcitizens didyouthinkIwouldn'tfindout?
[21:08] *** PAUSE HERE FOR THE NIGHT!! We will continue where we've left off tomorrow at the same time. 18:00 hours, Chatbox Time
[21:08] *** Until then, good night everyone


[22:58] *** after Daini goes out....and following the directions given...she passes through the hidden veil between univereses..and ends up on another Earth....
[22:58] *** Daini Felinus has joined #suburbansenshi3
[22:58] <@spiritflame> konbanwa Daini Felinus *** Happy Obon!!
[22:59] * Daini Felinus follows the directions texted to her phone
[22:59] *** the directions lead towards an apartment building
[23:00] * Daini Felinus heads inside
[23:01] *** the further directions lead to one of the apartment doors on the upper level
[23:01] <Daini Felinus> Alrighty. Which apartment was it?
[23:01] * Daini Felinus texts Matsumi for help again
[23:02] *** the room number given is one next door to the one she's in front of
[23:03] * Daini Felinus grins proud of herself and knocks on the door
[23:04] * Makoto_Kino opens the door
[23:04] <Makoto_Kino> oh hello daini!
[23:05] * Daini Felinus waves and holds up her backpack “I brought soup and tea!”
[23:06] <Makoto_Kino> thanks for the help..she's in her bedroom right now....Matsumi and I have been doing the best we can but..
[23:06] * Makoto_Kino glances at Matsumi, who is looking exausted on the sofa
[23:07] * Daini Felinus heads in and looks for the microwave “I bet you guys did great! Hopefully this helps. My mom makes it for me when I’m sick”
[23:09] * Makoto_Kino shows daini where the microwave is...the kitchen is PACKED with various gadgets and cute cooking items
[23:10] * Daini Felinus heats up the soup and heads for the bedroom, stopping to knock gently.
[23:10] <Freya (Earth C)> come in...
[23:12] * Freya (Earth C) coughs
[23:13] * Daini Felinus quietly enters “hey Frey. I brought soup and tea, are you well enough to eat?”
[23:13] * Freya (Earth C) coughs and nods
[23:14] * Freya (Earth C) is in bed, wearing her pajamas....she sniffles and coughs
[23:14] <Freya (Earth C)> ..I think so...
[23:14] * Daini Felinus sets the fox and tea on a nightstand and help freya sit up
[23:14] <Daini Felinus> The food and tea^
[23:15] * Freya (Earth C) sniffles.....
[23:15] <Freya (Earth C)> I was..looking forward to the festival *cough cough*
[23:16] * Daini Felinus takes the food and blows gently to cool it off “then bring the festival here.”
[23:17] * Freya (Earth C) laughs at that and starts to violently cough ><
[23:18] <Freya (Earth C)> I was suppose to see Orion T___T
[23:19] * Daini Felinus pats freyas back “that could be a bit harder… does he have a phone?”
[23:19] <Freya (Earth C)> mmhm..
[23:20] <Daini Felinus> We can FaceTime him.
[23:21] <Freya (Earth C)> but I look awful T_T
[23:22] <Daini Felinus> I bet, if it were me, I’d want to see them and know they’re ok. I wouldn’t care about how they look”
[23:23] <Daini Felinus> My dad has carried my mom from their toilet after bouts of morning sickness.
[23:24] <Freya (Earth C)> your dad sounds wonderful *sniffle*
[23:27] * Daini Felinus grins and holds out a spoonful of soup “he’s the best!!”
[23:28] <Daini Felinus> It comes with time and trust they say.
[23:28] * Freya (Earth C) tries to eat
[23:29] <Daini Felinus> Daini makes sure the broth is cooled
[23:29] * Daini Felinus ^
[23:32] * Freya (Earth C) eats....
[23:37] * Daini Felinus smiles “maybe once your better we can hold our own festival. I can make takoyaki.
[23:37] <Freya (Earth C)> mm..I love takoyaki
[23:37] * Freya (Earth C) looks like she's starting to nod off while eating
[23:38] <Daini Felinus> Daini sets the food down and helps freya relax back “good, then you rest up so we can have takoyaki”
[23:39] * Daini Felinus ^
[23:39] * Freya (Earth C) coughs and lays back in bed, shivering a little ><
[23:41] * Daini Felinus tucks freya in “I’ll leave the tea here. I will help your cough. “
[23:41] * Freya (Earth C) just nods...before she falls asleep...hugging the orion cat plushie she has
[23:45] *** Freya (Earth C) has left #suburbansenshi3 (zzzz)
[18:21] * The projector starts to power up
[18:31] *** The scene picks up right where last night left off, with Renpha staring at the camera with a distant expression.
[18:32] *** The scene switches, with Gager doing a slow pan of the base and testing out the parabolic microphone on it.
[18:32] <~> ...sole survivor...
[18:32] <Gager (off-camera)> Huh?
[18:37] * Gager (off-camera) zooms in on a M-14 and M-21, who are being interviewed by the Imperial Guardsmen. Sitting on the ground nearby is a VERY jittery and shaky AA-12, who looks like she's really craving something.
[18:39] <AA-12> D:
[18:40] <Gager (off-camera)> What's this about a sole survivor?
[18:41] *** The scene switches again. This time it's nearly night, and the desert is dimly lit by a nearly-set sun, vehicle headlights, and dozens of lit flares, lightsticks, and flashlights as the T-Dolls head out in large numbers.
[18:44] * Renpha Astalion is standing beside a Predator tank! TMP, M950A, and ÆK-999 are getting inside while Renpha watches them clamber into the hatches and seal them behind them.
[18:44] <Renpha Astalion> Are we live?
[18:44] <Renpha Astalion> What we're seeing here is a Federation tank preparing to join the troops on a night patrol!
[18:45] <Renpha Astalion> Excitement is high as the girls of the Mobile Infantry are eager to scour the desert of the hidden menace!
[18:46] * Renpha Astalion and Gager hurry after everyone as the tank rolls forward.
[18:47] *** The scene cuts and switches. Now it's fully dark, but the desert is being lit up by multiple rapid flashes and explosions!! You can even hear lots and lots of T-Dolls shouting back and forth. Things have gotten spicy up ahead!
[18:47] <Renpha Astalion> We're back and the girls of the T-Doll Battalion have met the enemy! And they are ours! Just look at the glorious carnage they're inflicting!
[18:49] *** The camera zooms in a little, revealing lots of tracer fire and the heavy rapid-banging of the Predator tank's sponson-mount heavy bolters and its turret-mount 40mm autocannon. The wind has picked up, and the air is now hazy with windborne dust.
[18:50] *** Suddenly, Gager zooms in on an area up ahead where it looks like a bunch of T-Dolls are running BACK from something. They're retreating?
[18:51] *** The scene switches AGAIN. This time they're back at the main base. It looks like most of the T-Dolls made it back as well, but they're all yammering back and forth at each other and look a little worse for wear.
[18:52] * HK416 rushes up to the flagpoles.
[18:52] <HK416> The flag of the Federation still flies. GOD BLESS THE FEDERATION!!!!
[18:52] <Renpha Astalion> I couldn't have said it better myself. Back over to you, Reisen! What's going on out there in the desert?
[18:53] *** The camera feed switches to....!!
[18:53] *** Reisen Udongein Inaba [LunaticMoonRabbit@FedCom.Net (Pirated Serve] has joined #suburbansenshi3
[18:53] <@spiritflame> konbanwa Reisen Udongein Inaba *** Happy Obon!!
[18:53] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> X___X
[18:54] * Reisen Udongein Inaba is STILL lying face-down in the desert. The wind is blowing steadily, and her legs are now partially buried beneath the dust.
[18:55] *** Reisen's camera is nudged sideways a little, then a small fuzzy vulpine face slowly peers around from the edge of the camera's POV.
[18:56] <Xenofluff> O____O
[18:56] <Xenofluff> :D
[18:57] *** The scene cuts and switches back to Gager and Renpha...and starts off with a bang as we hear Lewis screaming as she runs past, loses her balance, and face-plants STRAIGHT into the sand! Other T-Dolls are rushing past her, not bothering to slow down.
[18:58] *** There's other screams out ahead in the darkness, and then the gunfire starts again.
[18:58] <Renpha Astalion> Are you getting that? Are you getting that, Gager!
[19:00] * Gager (off-camera) keeps filming as the gunfire intensifies. It looks like the T-Dolls are going all-out now, but the darkness is so intense that it's impossible to make out what they're shooting at.
[19:02] <Gager (off-camera)> Do we have any idea of what's going on out there or who's winning?
[19:02] <Renpha Astalion> We're winning of course!!
[19:03] <Renpha Astalion> Let's get in closer.
[19:03] * Renpha Astalion and Gager start to rush forward, then Gager pauses and zooms in on something farther ahead.
[19:05] *** There's a huge metallic WHACK, then a massive THUD,
[19:05] * Renpha Astalion and Gager get in closer, then the light shining from Gager's camera reveals...
[19:06] *** IT'S THE PREDATOR TANK!! It's been flipped over onto its roof and one of its corners has been staved in by a major impact!!
[19:08] *** TMP is hanging out one of the side doors, completely motionless and drenched in CRIMSON BLOOD (looks more like BBQ sauce though).
[19:08] <Gager (off-camera)> What happened to the tank?!
[19:09] <Renpha Astalion> I don't know, but it looks like the crew is still alive. Clearly superior engineering.
[19:09] *** The interior of the lights up, then there's a dull THOOMP and the tank bursts into flames!
[19:10] <~> Crap! The tank's wasted!
[19:10] <~> Yeah, we've lost our armored support!
[19:11] <Gager (off-camera)> Uuuhhhh, Renpha?
[19:11] <Renpha Astalion> Nononono! The tank's fine. The tank's fine.
[19:11] * Renpha Astalion and Gager continue to run forward, following the sounds of battle.
[19:12] * Gager (off-camera) focuses the camera on...oh crap, there's G-36 lying face-down on the ground!
[19:13] * Gager (off-camera) notices MG5 and Mk-48 sprawled on the ground nearby too!
[19:14] <Gager (off-camera)> Uhhhhhh, what's happening up ahead?!
[19:14] <Renpha Astalion> Nothing! Nobody has died. Nothing's breaking through!
[19:15] <Gager (off-camera)> Where is everyone?
[19:16] * Gager (off-camera) pans the camera back and forth. The gunfire up ahead is slowly but surely diminishing.
[19:16] <Gager (off-camera)> Seriously, where is everyone?
[19:17] <Renpha Astalion> They're fine! They've just moved forward...
[19:17] <Gager (off-camera)> And left us behind?
[19:17] <Gager (off-camera)> That doesn't make sense. Where have they disappeared to? We should at least still hear them
[19:18] * Renpha Astalion stops and looks around, her eyes widening as she just...stares into the wind-swept darkness and hears little but the distant hiss of the dust and sand being carried along by the wind.
[19:19] <Renpha Astalion> o___o
[19:19] <Renpha Astalion> O___O
[19:20] * Gager (off-camera) focuses her camera on a lone fennec fox peering at them from nearby.
[19:20] <Gager (off-camera)> ...
[19:20] <Desert fennec> :3
[19:22] * Renpha Astalion and Gager are suddenly snapped back to reality as several dozen T-Dolls rush over the crest of a nearby dune and start firing into the desert. Explosions ring out soon afterwards, and P-38 and C96 fire flares into the air.
[19:22] *** XENOFLUFFS!!! They're galloping towards everyone!
[19:23] <Gager (off-camera)> Oh crap!! Is this an ambush?!
[19:24] * Renpha Astalion rushes towards the Xenofluffs!
[19:24] <Gager (off-camera)> What are you doing?! Don't give them an interview!!
[19:24] <Renpha Astalion> ACTION SHOT! GET THE SHOT!
[19:24] * Renpha Astalion watches as a Giant Fox (stunt plushie) is gunned down just a few feet ahead of her.
[19:25] <Renpha Astalion> See? Nothing to worry about. It was trying to come towards me but it couldn't, because it was a stupid dirty Fluff! >:D
[19:26] * Renpha Astalion suddenly jerks and lurches as several bullets impact against the FRONT of the armor vest she's wearing. The bullets came from AMONG the Xenofluff charge!!!
[19:26] <Renpha Astalion> @__@
[19:27] <Negev> Hey! HEY!!! GET OUT OF THERE!!
[19:27] * Gager (off-camera) is filming as Renpha staggers back, stunned, and a Giant Fox gallops up and PAW-SMACKS Gager!!!
[19:27] <Gager (off-camera)> AAAGGG!!
[19:29] *** The scene cuts and switches. We're back at the Federation base again, with Renpha (now bandaged) standing beside the flagpoles.
[19:29] <Renpha Astalion> Welcome back to Federal News Network media hour!
[19:29] <Renpha Astalion> Today, Valve has announced............Artifact 2!!!!!
[19:29] <Renpha Astalion> :D
[19:30] <Grizzly Mk5> (off-camera) I didn't even know Artifact 1 was a thing.
[19:31] <Renpha Astalion> Back over to you, Reisen! :D
[19:31] *** The scene switches to..............!
[19:32] *** Reisen Udongein Inaba [LunaticMoonRabbit@FedCom.Net (Pirated Serve] has joined #suburbansenshi3
[19:32] <@spiritflame> konbanwa Reisen Udongein Inaba *** Happy Obon!!
[19:32] * Reisen Udongein Inaba is STILL laying on the ground, unmoving!
[19:33] * Reisen Udongein Inaba is now surrounded by a several Xenofluffs! A few of them are pouncing up and down on her prone body, but several of them have bitten down onto the sleeves of her jacket and are currently trying to drag her away. It looks like they've already managed to move her a few inches.
[19:34] *** A lone Xenofluff trots up and peers into the camera.
[19:34] <Xenofluff> o__o
[19:34] <Xenofluff> O__O
[19:35] <Xenofluff> =^ ^=
[19:35] * Xenofluff opens its mouth and bites onto the rim of the lens, then starts dragging the camera away too!
[19:36] *** The scene switches back to the base, where Renpha is talking to several T-Dolls.
[19:37] <Renpha Astalion> How do you feel about the current situation on planet K?
[19:39] <P90> Personally I think the Separatists are in the right. The local government has been confirmed to have been engaging in widespread embezzlement and incompetence, so I think the people have a legitimate reason to strongly object to the current administration's ongoing rule.
[19:39] <Renpha Astalion> O___O
[19:39] <Renpha Astalion> - HERESY!!!! -
[19:39] <Renpha Astalion> - SHOOT HER RIGHT NOW!!! -
[19:40] <Gager (off-camera)> Wait, whaaaaa?
[19:40] * HK416 rushes over and CLOTHESLINES P90 across the neck, then proceeds to start whaling on her!
[19:41] <Renpha Astalion> Yes! YES!!! Punish her sedition severely! THE EMPEROR'S WILL MUST NEVER BE QUESTIONED!!!!
[19:43] *** The scene switches again, and the famous "Starship Troopers" theme comes on briefly as Renpha prepares to interview the T-Dolls again. Now it's dawn and the weather has cleared.
[19:43] <Renpha Astalion> How are you girls doing this morning?
[19:43] <Renpha Astalion> Excuse me, Miss M4A1. I'd like a quick interview.
[19:43] <M4A1> All right. ^__^
[19:47] <Renpha Astalion> How do you feel about some of your previous missions? Especially the one that occurred on the planet Brimstone?
[19:47] <M4A1> ^___^
[19:47] <M4A1> ^___^;
[19:47] <M4A1> ^___^;;;;;;
[19:47] <M4A1> - Please don't talk to me about Brimstone... -
[19:48] <Renpha Astalion> Back to you Reisen!
[19:49] <Springfield> Waitwaitwaitwait...
[19:49] <Springfield> I have a question for YOU, press corp.
[19:49] <Springfield> We don't get many updates from back home.
[19:49] <Springfield> So you might know this.
[19:50] <Renpha Astalion> Okay...
[19:50] <Springfield> Is Stalker 2 out yet? I mean, is the Stalker series ever going to be continued?
[19:50] <Renpha Astalion> ...
[19:51] <Renpha Astalion> Actually, Stalker 2 is currently in the Beta phase and is reportedly going to be released either late this year or sometime NEXT year.
[19:52] <Renpha Astalion> In fact, we've seen some of the gameplay and it looks every bit superior to the original since it's going to be using the latest graphics engines.
[19:52] <Springfield> OOOOOOOOOH HELL YES!!!!!!
[19:52] <AK-47> WE FINALLY GET TO RETURN TO THE ZONE!!!
[19:53] <DP-28> :D
[19:54] <DP-28> CHEEKI BREEKI IV DAMKE!!!!
[19:54] *** The T-Dolls all start Slav-squatting and dancing like crazy as the Hardbass starts to blare!!!!!
[19:57] * Renpha Astalion and Gager just watch in stunned awe as the T-Dolls start firing their weapons into the air and dancing like they're absolutely insane!
[19:57] <AK-74U> WE'VE GOT SOMETHING WORTH LIVING FOR AGAIN!!!!!
[19:59] *** The scene switches again. Now the T-Dolls are surging towards what looks like another settlement on the planet. Yup, there's DEFINITELY Kansen inside the walls of that settlement.
[20:00] <Renpha Astalion> Welcome back! We're about to raid another delinquent settlement here on Harven-4! These people we're about to launch punitive measures against missed a single tax season.
[20:00] <Renpha Astalion> - We'll show them what it means to pay taxes!!!!!!!!! -
[20:01] *** The scene cuts and switches again. This time Renpha is standing near a damaged wall. Gunfire is raging all around, and it seems like the T-Dolls are falling back!
[20:02] <~> OH CRAP!!! They just gunned down AN-94 and AK-12!!!!
[20:02] <~> Help! Nyaaaaaaaaa!! The creepy lady is after meeeeeeeeee!
[20:03] <~> - Don't be afraid, little ones!! I'll protect you little girls, even if you're not Destroyers!!! -
[20:06] * Gager (off-camera) quickly points her camera around the corner, showing a busty black-haired girl with dog-like ears and a tight, white military uniform with an extremely short skirt going ALL OUT on several T-Dolls with a katana!
[20:06] *** WHOOOOAAAAA! That's Atago!!!!
[20:07] <Atago> BORDER=0 Big Sister Atago needs to deliver some punishments~!!!
[20:07] <Renpha Astalion> O____O
[20:07] <Renpha Astalion> ...Let's go!
[20:08] * Renpha Astalion rushes around the corner and dashes towards some flagpoles in the distance. Wait...those are the SAME flagpoles inside the Federation base!
[20:09] *** This IS the Federation base, not another settlement! THE KANSEN ARE ATTACKING THE FEDERATION BASE!!! And judging by the damage that's been caused it looks like they're clobbering the T-Dolls!
[20:11] *** The T-Dolls are rushing towards the ruptured perimeter of the base while the Kansen fall back, with a few Sea-Dolls currently on a nearby ridge, firing down into the base.
[20:11] * Renpha Astalion cuts around a corner...AND IS KNOCKED OFF HER FEET BY FLUFFY TAILS!!!!!
[20:16] *** Kaga has joined #suburbansenshi3
[20:16] <@spiritflame> konbanwa Kaga *** Happy Obon!!
[20:16] <Kaga> :/
[20:16] <Cx4 Storm> Look out!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[20:17] * Cx4 Storm opens fire on Kaga, knocking Renpha out of the way. Suddenly, tails lash out, wrap around Cx4 Storm and YANK her off-camera, screaming!!!
[20:18] * Gager (off-camera) is only able to get a distorted shot of Cx4 Storm being engulfed by the FluffQueen's tails before she's dragged away roughly by multiple T-Dolls, many of whom are firing wildly at the Xenofluffs that have started to swarm throughout the area!!!
[20:20] * Gager (off-camera) is finally dropped after about a full minute of frantic running and shouting. They're all now outside the base, and the Xenofluffs are numbering in the THOUSANDS now!!
[20:20] *** There's STILL gunfire coming from WITHIN the Xenofluffs too!!
[20:21] * Gager (off-camera) zooms in as G11 is pounced on by several Xenofluffs and dragged down!!
[20:22] * AK-47 , A-91, and SKS all rush forward, trying to protect Gager as she films the ongoing insanity!
[20:23] * AK-47 lets out a hellish shriek as a Giant Fox gallops through the hail of fire and POUNCES on her, shoving her to the ground and pressing on top of her and burying its muzzle in her face and neck!!!
[20:24] * A-91 is trying to drink some vodka, but the bottle is shot out of her hands!!
[20:24] <A-91> O___O
[20:24] * A-91 lets out a HELLISH SCREAM OF DISMAY!!!!
[20:25] * Gager (off-camera) rushes over to where several T-Dolls are trying to help Negev, who's laying on the ground covered in HER OWN LIFESBLOOD (looks like pizza sauce if you ask me), and wailing like crazy.
[20:26] <ST AR-15> HEY! Turn that camera off!
[20:26] <Negev> NOOOOO!
[20:27] <Negev> HIT ME UP! WORLD STAR! INSTAGRAM!! AT! KOSHERSISTERLOVESFOXBOYS42069!!!!
[20:28] <Negev> I'VE GOT A FACEBOOK TOO! ANTILZHA!!! LOOK ME UP!! PLEASE!!!
[20:29] *** Meanwhile, a second wave of Xenofluffs are surging towards them. Negev manages to drag herself to her feet and grabs her gun.
[20:30] <Negev> YEAH I KNOW! F[BLEEP]K YOU, FLUFFERS!!
[20:30] * Negev cackles insanely as a few Giant Foxes dash towards her.
[20:31] * Negev is sent flying backwards by the mother of all paw-based b[BLEEP]chslaps!!!
[20:31] <Galil> D:
[20:32] <Jericho> D:
[20:32] <TAR-21> Nooooooooooooooo, not Negev!!!!!!!
[20:32] <Galil> They got her!
[20:33] <TAR-21> Damn! For the gram! FOR THE GRAM!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!
[20:34] * TAR-21 , Galil, and Jericho (who ALL used to be part of Negev's fireteam) wail in sorrow and start firing their weapons into the air.
[20:35] * Renpha Astalion suddenly rushes up
[20:35] <Renpha Astalion> We're being overrun!! RETREAT! RETREAT!!!!
[20:36] * Renpha Astalion and Gager start making a madcap rush through the fields and bushes, all the while the T-Dolls are firing their guns like crazy at the swarms of Fluffs coming at them. More and more of them are getting shot down though!
[20:38] * Gager (off-camera) pauses to try and film the carnage, and sees EXACTLY what's been happening!!
[20:39] *** On dozens of the little Xenofluffs there are diminutive figures riding them like horses!! Wait...are those Sopmod-2 Juniors?!
[20:40] *** IT'S THE SOPMOD-2 JUNIOR CAVALRY!!! THEY'RE ALL ARMED WITH MINI-RIFLES AND SHOOTING AT THE T-DOLLS AS THEY'RE CARRIED FORWARD INTO BATTLE ON THEIR TRUSTY XENOFLUFF STEEDS!!!
[20:40] <Gager (off-camera) > D:
[20:40] * Gager (off-camera) is gunned down and falls to the ground!!
[20:41] <Renpha Astalion> Oh crap! GAGER!!!
[20:42] * Renpha Astalion somehow managed to wind up within the central view of Gager's dropped camera. She looks around frantically as the rest of the T-Dolls are either eliminated or flee in desperation.
[20:42] * Renpha Astalion is soon surrounded and alone.
[20:42] <Renpha Astalion> O___O
[20:42] <Renpha Astalion> Uhhhh, I...
[20:43] <Renpha Astalion> I...
[20:43] *** The Xenofluffs trot up to her.
[20:43] <Xenofluff> FRIEND!!
[20:43] <Xenofluff> :D
[20:44] <Xenofluff #4790> Friend!
[20:44] <Xenofluff #2280> We no hurt friend!
[20:45] <Xenofluff #0739> Time to get fluffy!
[20:46] <Renpha Astalion> ...WhaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAA?!
[20:47] *** The scene cuts and is replaced with official-looking emblems and iconography of the Federation.
[20:49] <~> Broadcast footage ends here. Harven-4 was lost to a previously undetected Xenofluff infestation. All personnel have been listed as Missing in Action with all official records classified as Top Secret.
[20:49] <~> No trace of Renpha Astalion has been found and she is believed to have been captured alive.
[20:51] *** And finally, the closing theme!
[20:56] *** shuts down once more. Tune in again for ANOTHER Cheesykits parody, coming soon!
[19:10] * The projector starts to power up
[19:13] *** Dramatic "Starship Troopers" music starts to play! The kettle drums start, accompanied by the horns slowly building up!
[19:14] <~> Starship Floofers, Recovered Footage of the Invasion of Harven-4.
[19:15] *** There's a sound of a LOUD vinyl scratch and the music cuts out, then is quickly replaced by the Starship Troopers theme...IN KAZOO
[19:15] <~> THE OUTTAKE REEL!!!!
[19:16] * is dashing through the desert, chasing after the T-Dolls during the night battle.
[19:17] <Renpha Astalion> ^
[19:18] * Renpha Astalion is rushing up to one of the T-Dolls...and trips in the sand, falling face-first into it all.
[19:18] <Renpha Astalion> >__<
[19:19] * Renpha Astalion is then swarmed upon by DOZENS of Desert Kits.
[19:19] <Desert Kits> Raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! WE CATCH YOOOOOOOOOOO!!
[19:20] <Gager (off-camera)> CUUUUUUUUUUUT~!!! Alexianna!! The Kits jumped the scene again!
[19:21] * Gager (off-camera) is knocked backwards when a Facehugger Kit clamps onto her camera, giving the audience an Extreme-Closeup of Fuzzy Fox Belly.
[19:21] *** The scene cuts and switches to...
[19:21] *** Reisen Udongein Inaba [LunaticMoonRabbit@FedCom.Net (Pirated Serve] has joined #suburbansenshi3
[19:21] <@spiritflame> konbanwa Reisen Udongein Inaba
[19:22] * Reisen Udongein Inaba has been flipped onto her back. Two Giant Foxes are sitting near her head, rustling their tails together, while numerous Xenofluffs crowd around. A couple of Xenofluffs are leaping up and down on her chest in a coordinated manner.
[19:23] * Reisen Udongein Inaba is jerking and flopping with each impact.
[19:23] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> @___@
[19:23] <Xenofluff> Tails charged! CLEAR!!
[19:24] *** The other Fluffs scamper back, and the Giant Foxes lay their tails over Reisen's face. Suddenly, there's a SNAP of static electricity!
[19:24] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> GAAAAAAAAAAAAH~!!!
[19:24] * Reisen Udongein Inaba sits up with a start, flailing wildly from the effects of being zapped!
[19:25] <Xenofluff> SHE'S AWAKE~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[19:26] *** The Xenofluffs immediately SWARM all over Reisen and bury her!
[19:29] *** The Scene switches again. It's the Big Battle between the T-Dolls and the Kansen!!!
[19:30] *** And you see, in all of her beauty the girl dishing out ALL the punishments!
[19:31] * Atago smiles warmly as she thwaps RO-635 on the head.
[19:32] * RO-635 pauses for a second, then makes a BIG show of tumbling sideways and hitting the sandy ground with a loud THUD!!
[19:32] <RO-635> X___X
[19:33] * Atago pauses as she senses more reinforcements closing in to stop her!
[19:34] <~> - You've got this far, Kensen. But that ends now. -
[19:35] <~> - As for taking you out of action, THAT'S going to take some time! Slow. And. Painful! -
[19:36] * Atago's Opponent steps in closer!!
[19:36] * Atago's Opponent is now known as AA-12
[19:37] *** The music starts as AA-12 activates her Shield Rig and positions her ballistic shields into position.
[19:38] * Atago quickly kicks off her shoes and strips off her stockings. She's going to need ALL of the traction she can get for this fight!
[19:40] <AA-12> - Kids are cruel, Doggo! And I'm very in touch with my inner child! >:D -
[19:40] * Atago braces with her sword!
[19:41] <Atago> BORDER=0 Big Sister's going to be dishing out ALL the punishments today, it seems!
[19:41] * AA-12 locks her shields in front of herself and CHARGES at Atago!!
[19:42] * Atago is SLAMMED and pushed back! She tries to stab at AA-12 from around the edges of her shields, but sees the barrel of an automatic shotgun aimed at her!!
[19:42] * Atago dives out of the way, barely evading the first blast!
[19:43] * AA-12 keeps firing with BOTH of her shotguns, blasting away as Atago sprints back and forth, her feet kicking up small plumes of sand as she weaves and evades at maximum speed.
[19:44] *** Oddly enough, this is PRECISELY how she actually fights with her sword: speed for evasion, skill for striking.
[19:45] * Atago manages to get around behind AA-12 and multi-slashes, severing the connecting arms of TWO of AA-12's shields!
[19:45] <AA-12> What the?!
[19:46] <AA-12> C'mon! Try and hit me! Beg for your life!!
[19:46] * AA-12 SLAMS Atago with her shotguns, smacking aside Atago's sword with one gun while jabbing her in the side with the other!
[19:47] * AA-12 FIRES!!
[19:47] * Atago is sent bodily flying backwards with a loud cry!
[19:47] * Atago scrambles to her feet, clutching her side.
[19:50] *** Suddenly, AA-12 staggers as TWO MORE of her shields are severed from the arms of her rig! Another foe has appeared!!!
[19:51] *** Takao has joined #suburbansenshi3
[19:51] <@spiritflame> konbanwa Takao
[19:51] <Takao> Need some help, sis?
[19:51] <Atago> Absolutely! This one's going to be tough!
[19:52] * Takao is smacked backwards by one of AA-12's shields!
[19:53] * Atago quickly sprints past, throwing off AA-12's aim as she tries to fire at Takao, just barely missing her.
[19:53] * AA-12 watches as both Atago and Takao rapidly circle around her. She dual-wields her guns, firing rapidly at first one, then the other, forcing them to keep their distance.
[19:55] *** Insert split-screen closeups of Atago's and Takao's faces as they charge at AA-12 simultaneously, looking as tense and as pretty as only THEY can be.
[19:56] * AA-12 sees them coming as orients her shields to block one of them while aiming her guns at the other!
[19:57] * Takao falls FLAT to the ground as AA-12 fires at her, evading the shots!
[19:57] * Atago feints and dives sideways, avoiding attacking.
[19:58] * AA-12 changes her aim and fires...CLICK!! MAGAZINES EMPTY!!
[19:58] * AA-12 quickly reloads!!
[19:59] *** Takao and Atago both strike, slashing brutally at AA-12's shield rigging and slicing the last of them off!!
[20:00] *** The music gets to the GOOD PART as AA-12 screams in frustration and flails around with BOTH of her shotguns, slamming both Atago and Takao backwards!
[20:00] <Atago> XO
[20:00] <Takao> >__<;
[20:01] * Takao and Atago scramble to their feet to see AA-12 slamming a pair of bayonets into place on her shotguns. And not just ANY kind of bayonets either!
[20:01] *** Bayonets from the IMPERIUM. Specific to a SINGLE Imperial Guard regiment!
[20:02] *** 15 centimeter blades constructed out of a brilliant silvery metal. Used ONLY by the Tanith First-and-Only.
[20:02] *** Straight Silver
[20:02] <Takao> :O
[20:03] <Atago> O__O
[20:03] <AA-12> - I'LL CUT YOU IN TWO!!! -
[20:05] * AA-12 charges into brutal close-quarters combat against both Atago and Takao simultaneously, stabbing and slashing at both Kansen.
[20:05] * AA-12 's style is much different than Atago's and Takao's, using brute force and powerful strikes to batter down both girls.
[20:07] *** The battle quickly turns into a fantastically fast-paced fight of flashing blades wielded by the "Doggo Sisters" against the "Shotgun Sugar-fiend".
[20:07] <AA-12> - Damn! This is fun! -
[20:09] *** Meanwhile, the rest of the T-Dolls have begun to reassemble their defensive lines!
[20:09] *** Atago and Takao are running out of time! :O
[20:09] <AA-12> - Playtime's over, Doggos! Time to die! -
[20:11] * AA-12 is suddenly shot! SEVERAL times, causing her to stagger back and lose hold of her shotguns!
[20:11] <AA-12> :O
[20:14] <AA-12> WHAT THE?!
[20:14] * AA-12 looks up to see...
[20:14] *** The T-Dolls have been BETRAYED by one of their own!!!!!
[20:14] <IDW> NYAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaa! >:D
[20:15] <AA-12> What?! WHY?!
[20:15] * IDW flicks her ears and tail, as if they're an answer to AA-12's question.
[20:16] <IDW> Behold the MEWest weapon of the Rising Floof! >:3
[20:16] <IDW> MEW have already been infiltrated and conquered!
[20:16] <AA-12> YOU HAVE BETRAYED THE FEDERATION!!!
[20:17] *** AA-12 charges at IDW in a blind fury and starts EPIC-PUNCHING HER!!!!!!
[20:19] *** WRONG LINK!!!
[20:19] <AA-12> WHY WON'T YOU DIE?!?!?!?!?!
[20:19] <IDW> - EVASION, GIRL. -
[20:20] <IDW> - I DODGE IN RESPONSE TO PHYSICAL TRAUMA. -
[20:20] <IDW> - YOU CAN'T HIT ME, AA-12. -
[20:21] * IDW UPPER-CUTS AA-12, sending her flying backwards!!!
[20:21] * AA-12 is AIRBORNE now, arcing slowly backwards, rotating around ever-so-slowly as the hangtime builds.
[20:22] * Takao and Atago leap to their feet and DRAW BLADES!!
[20:23] <AA-12> D:
[20:27] *** Atago and Takao start multi-slashing like crazy! Up, down, side to side, they hack and slash at AA-12 as she's in midair. The camera speed slows to a minimum, and it's all shown GLORIOUSLY as AA-12 is hacked to HECK!!!
[20:28] * Atago and Takao fall to the ground, landing in a kneeling position in Epic Battle-Babe fashion.
[20:28] *** A moment later an AA-12 shotgun hits the ground...followed by several DOZEN cans of Spam.
[20:30] *** The scene cuts and switches. HK-416 is on the ground!!!
[20:30] <HK-416> AH! AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!! Get offa me! GET OFFA ME!!!
[20:31] * HK-416 is getting the crap beat out of her by a KIT!! Not just ANY Kit either!
[20:31] *** Chibi-Nat (fox form) has joined #suburbansenshi3
[20:31] <@spiritflame> konbanwa Chibi-Nat (fox form)
[20:31] <Chibi-Nat (fox form)> >:[
[20:31] * Chibi-Nat (fox form) is paw-smacking the HELL out of HK-416, and she's not holding back either!
[20:31] <Chibi-Nat (fox form)> Stay away from brothers! Stay away from Daddy! They not for you!!!!
[20:33] *** Everyone nearby is laughing hysterically, T-Doll AND Kansen.
[20:33] * Prinz Eugen mock-sobs.
[20:34] <Prinz Eugen> Oh my! My poor, littlest sister. She woke up this morning, she chose violence!!
[20:37] <Prinz Eugen> AND IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT, HIPPER!
[20:37] *** The camera zooms in on Admiral Hipper, who looks confused.
[20:37] <Prinz Eugen> PUNISH HER!
[20:38] * Prinz Eugen , Bluecher, Mainz, Tallinn, and Weser immediately close in around Hipper and Blockade her.
[20:41] <Admiral Hipper> >___<;;;
[20:42] *** The scene switches. It's back in the desert!
[20:42] *** The Predator tank rolls forward, and ÆK-999 pops open the top hatch and leans out.
[20:42] <AEK-999> >:D
[20:45] * AEK-999 assumes the assumes the position and says the line!!!
[20:46] <AEK-999> Drive me closer! I want to hit them with my sword!!!
[20:47] *** The scene cuts and switches back to the T-Doll base! They're filming from the ridge. The attack hasn't begun yet.
[20:47] *** Someone moves in closer to the edge, revealing that it's...
[20:47] *** Reisen Udongein Inaba [LunaticMoonRabbit@FedCom.Net (Pirated Serve] has joined #suburbansenshi3
[20:47] <@spiritflame> konbanwa Reisen Udongein Inaba
[20:48] * Reisen Udongein Inaba isn't alone either!
[20:48] *** Nue Houjuu has joined #suburbansenshi3
[20:48] <@spiritflame> konbanwa Nue Houjuu
[20:48] *** Hatate Himekaidou has joined #suburbansenshi3
[20:48] <@spiritflame> konbanwa Hatate Himekaidou
[20:49] *** has joined #suburbansenshi3
[20:49] <@spiritflame> konbanwa
[20:49] *** Fujiwara no Mokou [CrimsonWatchguard@FedComNet(pirated server)] has joined #suburbansenshi3
[20:49] <@spiritflame> konbanwa Fujiwara no Mokou
[20:49] *** Sanae Kochiya has joined #suburbansenshi3
[20:49] <@spiritflame> konbanwa Sanae Kochiya
[20:49] *** OH SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII~!
[20:50] * POINTS at the base!
[20:50] * Reisen Udongein Inaba ^
[20:50] *** Behind her, the Kansen prepare their attack!!!!!
[20:51] *** The guitar buzz slowly picks up...!
[20:52] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> - FIRE!!!! -
[20:52] *** Warspite fires a salvo! Down below, a portion of the wall is pulverized!!
[20:53] *** The drumbeats accompany the explosions like machine gun fire!!
[20:53] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> - FIRE!!!!! -
[20:53] *** Bismarck fires a salvo!! The main gates are hit!!
[20:53] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> - FIRE!!!!! -
[20:54] *** New Jersey just GRINS as she fires a salvo, blasting several T-Dolls and sending them flying like ragdolls!
[20:54] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> - FIRE!!!!! -
[20:55] *** Sovetskaya Rossiya fires and blows the main gate off its hinges!!!!
[20:56] *** The Carrier-girls (including Kaga, Akagi, Hiryuu, Souryuu, Ark Royal, AND Enterprise(!!!)) launch fighters, which SWARM through the air and start blasting the crap out of the T-Dolls from multiple angles!
[20:57] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> - Fly high into the night! Strapped to a rocket ignited!! -
[20:58] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> - Last meal sits in your body! Gasoline fyceline gunpowder glycerine! -
[20:58] *** The scene turns into bedlam as the T-Dolls scramble to defend themselves from the MASSIVE assault!
[20:59] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> - Last rights given to you! Genuflecting with a torch! -
[20:59] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> - Punishment outweighs the crime! Explode into the desert sky!!! -
[21:00] *** The drumbeats bang like steady cannons as the scene turns into an insane swarm of charging Kansen and T-Dolls getting blown all over the place by the artillery barrage!!
[21:00] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> - SAY! YOUR! GOOD! BYES!! -
[21:00] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> - THAT! WAS! YOUR! LIFE!! -
[21:01] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> - YOU'LL PAY! ALL! YOUR! PENANCE!! -
[21:01] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> - AZUR! LANE! DEATH SENTENCE!!! -
[21:03] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> - D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-DIE!! -
[21:04] *** The accompanying drum-beats match a stream of machine-gun fire thudding into the ground, trailing up to Cleveland, as she's struck and blown backwards.
[21:04] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> - D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-DIE!!! -
[21:06] *** The accompanying drum-beats match rapid-fire autocannons as Edinburgh dual-wields her pistols and walks her fire into DP-28, sending her FLYING backwards!
[21:06] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> - D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-DIE!!! -
[21:07] *** THe accompanying drum-beats match UMP-45 as she goes full-auto and guns down...OH NO! NOT BELFAST!!
[21:08] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> - D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-DIE!!! -
[21:09] *** The accompanying drum-beats match Z-23's multiple machine guns as she stops, takes aim with the multiple arms of her Rig, and fires them ALL at UMP-45, blasting her the FUG-OUT!!
[21:10] <Z-23> >:D
[21:11] *** The music stops with a vinyl scratch.
[21:11] * Z-23 stares ahead.
[21:13] * Z-23 sees THIS GIRL aiming at her with a HUGE-ASS rifle.
[21:13] <Z-23> Oh Scheiße. Das ist ein Panzerabwehrgewehr.
[21:14] <Z-23> OH SCHEIßE!!! DAS IST EIN PANZERABWEHRGEWEHR!!!!
[21:19] *** There's a huge BANG!!! And Z-23 is sent CATAPAULTING backwards!!
[21:20] <PTRD> Суки любят пушки
[21:21] *** The final scene!!
[21:23] * UMP-9 has been surrounded by Kaga, Shinano, Akagi, and THIS GIRL!!!
[21:23] * UMP-9 looks down at the Xenofluffs crowding around the feet of the Queen-Fluffs!
[21:23] <Xenofluff> Time to get fluffy!! >:D
[21:24] * UMP-9 watches helplessly as Kaga, Akagi, Kii, and Shinano turn around and UNLEASH THOSE TAILS on her!!!
[21:24] *** THIS IS IT!!!!! The moment you've been waiting for!!!
[21:25] * UMP-9 SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMS~!!!!!!
[21:25] * UMP-9 is engulfed by the FLUFF!!
[21:27] <Renpha Astalion> And that concludes our broadcast for this evening.
[21:27] <Renpha Astalion> This is Renpha Astalion, Federation reporter, saying...
[21:28] * Renpha Astalion is cut off by several Xenofluffs POUNCING on her and dragging her down!
[21:28] *** The Starship Troopers Kazoo Theme starts, along with the closing credits as EVERYONE is listed as part of the cast!


[22:35] <@spiritflame> Current Location is: Val Corp Blimp, above Tokyo
[22:35] <Daniel Kano> This is getting crazy.
[22:36] *** Lightning strikes both "Chronous" and Daniel simultaneously.
[22:37] <Referee> Both compatants are unable to continue, whomsoever manages to get up first will be declared the winner!
[22:38] <Pinako> come on... get up
[22:38] <Pinako> You can't fall down now!
[22:41] <Katrina> Get up, Daniel!
[22:41] <Narun> This is no tie to lie down, we all have something on the line!
[22:42] <Hikaru Kindai> Come on, you helped me, let's help you, Stand for yourself, Daniel!
[22:42] * Daniel Kano twitches.
[22:43] * Daniel Kano begins to rise from the ground
[22:43] <Daniel Kano> ughhhhhhh confirm me one thing... is your name really Chronous?
[22:43] <"Chronous"> n....n.....no.......
[22:44] <Daniel Kano> Then why? why make us run around to chase you down when the real Chronous is still out there?
[22:45] <"Chronous"> he... is....near..... ultimately, I failed.... I... Atlias, have failed master Chronous.... it is up to you all now.
[22:45] <Pinako> What do you mean by "He is near"?
[22:46] * Mazuki begins laughing.
[22:46] <Mazuki> You really thought I wouldn't give myself away so easily, your highness?
[22:48] <Mazuki> You and your little friends are gonna pay for everything my family has been put through, for millenia before aqnd millenia after, we've sworn an oath to protect you, your ancestors and descendants, your majesty.
[22:49] * Mazuki uncloaks his face, The moon symbol is on his forehead!
[22:51] <Pinako> No way, you're from the Moon?
[22:52] <Mazuki> No, but my ancestors were, one of them managing to flee and breed with those of earth that declined to participate in its fall.
[22:54] <Mazuki> They said that the Moon Princess would return someday, but she was killed, but then I felt the swift feeling, I gathered my thieves and made way to this universe.
[22:55] <Mazuki> while my initial plan to get rid of this universe's Non-humans was a bust, I've found my efforts concentrated on the soul of the Mother of the princess!
[22:55] * Mazuki points at Pinako
[22:55] <Mazuki> YOU!
[22:56] <Mazuki> or rather, since I hear a nice girl talking, I'll assume that it's that "Other You" you were talking about!.
[22:57] <Mazuki> Hehehehe, HAHAHAHAAHAH AAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHH
[22:57] * Mazuki is gripping his face, if any cameras are watching right now, it is showing this and more to come
[22:58] *** The moon on his forehead begins to De-curve into a straight line... before curving again into a mark reminiscent of... the Black Moon. his hands are also beginning to take on a gangrene appearance.
[23:00] <Mazuki> - ..... Ahhhhh, Chronous... or as you knew him, Mazuki, is Dead. -
[23:01] <Mazuki> - Too young to be a Wiseman, for now, I shall go by... Wiseboy. -
[23:03] <Wiseboy> - how peculiar that I would be challenged this early, but I also didn't expect anyone of Moon royalty to return, much less willingly have a Youma as their vessel. -
[23:04] <Wiseboy> - now, if you will excuse me, all of you, I shall be taking my leave here for tonight, I have a match tomorrow, and I MUST NOT BE DISTURBED! -
[23:04] * Wiseboy walks away.
[23:05] <Daniel Kano> I can't believe it, he snuck in right under our noses.
[23:06] <Atlias> Chronous' Dark side... it is responsible, he made us all orph... ugh....
[23:06] <Daniel Kano> Stay there, We need a medic!
[23:12] <Daniel Kano> Help is on the way!
[23:12] *** the mood gets tense.... a dark kind of tense.


[01:01] * Minerva stands with the other royals on the surface of the Moon
[01:01] <Minerva> ...you...YOU DARE TAKE HER FORM YOU FILTY THING
[01:01] <Lady Nike> such offense...cannot be overlooked....
[01:02] <Thetis> we shall protect her memory....
[01:02] <Veruka> and destroy those who besmerch it...
[01:03] *** the mass shifts from that of Queen Serenity...growing...expanding...until...
[01:03] * Dragon_of_The_Moon ROARS
[01:03] * The Royals summon their weapons..........
[01:04] * Dragon_of_The_Moon CHARGES...
[01:04] * The Royals CHARGE
[01:04] *** that evening..the heavens tremble...


[19:37] *** Meanwhile on Planet 4546B (aka Planeta de Agua)....
[19:44] *** At the outdoor stage at Azur Lane's base, the video board comes alive with a view of the ocean. The camera flies forward towards a trio of ships that come into view.
[19:45] * Little fox ears pop up nearby!
[19:46] *** Text appears on screen in Moon Kingdom writing, then changes to English as music kicks in. The ships of the MKN are identified as heavy cruisers RSS Sir Francis Drake and Ferdinand Magellan while the carrier is the RSS Neil Armstrong.
[19:48] *** They are the newest ships to join the Navy: the Explorer-class, ships capable of operating in void and atomosphere. On the carrier's deck, several F/A-9 Skyhawk jets take off, and head towards the base.
[19:50] *** As the planes approach the stage, they fly in a formation of 10 jets. Within a few miles of the stage, they release smoke trails of the Moon Kingdom's planets including the Moon.
[19:51] *** Within moments, the formation flys over crowd with their smoke trails!
[19:52] *** observes all of this in her usual cool and stoic demeanor
[19:52] <Bismarck> ^
[19:52] <Bismarck> It would seem that Rockfest is beginning.
[19:53] * The girls if the Eagle Union are already getting into the mood of things.
[19:54] * David O`Cain and Ryoko come onto the stage as the lights come on during [url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sPO5lbFnulE] the opening riff[/dm] and plant flags of Azur Lane next to Donovan's drumset
[19:54] <David O`Cain> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sPO5lbFnulE
[19:54] <David O`Cain> (( Damn it, f[BLEEP]ked that up bad... ))
[19:55] <David O`Cain> This track
[19:56] * The girls of the Sakura Empire observe quietly for the most part. Except for the little Destroyer-girls who immediately rush out to the stage, cheering.
[19:59] * David O`Cain stays on lead vocals for another track by Rick Derringer
[20:02] * David O`Cain and the band play one more track by Rick Derringer
[20:03] <Prinz Heinrich> Has the party begun?
[20:04] <Bluecher> It would seem so! :D
[20:06] *** Suddenly one ship-girl in particular tries to run out onto the stage!!!
[20:07] *** Z-23 has joined #suburbansenshi3
[20:07] <@spiritflame> konbanwa Z-23
[20:07] *** Javelin has joined #suburbansenshi3
[20:07] <@spiritflame> konbanwa Javelin
[20:07] *** Ayanami has joined #suburbansenshi3
[20:07] <@spiritflame> konbanwa Ayanami
[20:07] *** Laffey has joined #suburbansenshi3
[20:07] <@spiritflame> konbanwa Laffey
[20:07] <David O`Cain> (The hell?)
[20:07] * Laffey Z-23, Ayanami, and Javelin all TACKLE San Diego and start dragging her off.
[20:08] <San Diego> DX
[20:08] <Z-23> SO STAGE FOR YOU!
[20:08] * Ayanami bows to David for the attempted interruption.
[20:08] <Z-23> ^ NO stage
[20:09] * David O`Cain gives the Starter Squad a thumbs up for stopping San Diego
[20:09] <San Diego> Noooooooooo! All stages are meant for me~!!!
[20:10] * Ryoko Mitsurugi takes over on lead vocals for a track by Saint Asonia
[20:11] * Laffey stuffs a juice-box into San Diego's mouth to muffle her cries.
[20:12] * Javelin , Z-23, Laffey, and Ayanami all disappear back into the crowd with San Diego in tow.
[20:14] * Ryoko Mitsurugi remains on lead as the band continues playing music by Saint Asonia
[20:14] *** Z-23 has left #suburbansenshi3 ("No more struggling or we turn you over to Ark Royal!")
[20:14] *** San Diego has left #suburbansenshi3 ("NOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooo!!!!")
[20:18] * Ryoko Mitsurugi stays on lead vocals for [/url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xkzoVY6HPNk]another track[/url] from Saint Asonia
[20:19] <Ryoko Mitsurugi> (( Er, this. ))
[20:23] * Ryoko Mitsurugi continues to be on lead vocals for on last Saint Asonia track
[20:26] * David O`Cain takes the lead vocals for a track from Guardians of the Galaxy video game
[20:28] * Prinz Eugen HEADBANGS!!!!
[20:30] * David O`Cain stays on lead as the band moves on to Bachman-Turner Overdrive
[20:35] * David O`Cain keeps up his role of lead singer for more BTO
[20:40] * David O`Cain remains singing lead vocals for track by BTO
[20:44] * David O`Cain continues singing lead for another Bachman-Turner Overdrive track
[20:49] * David O`Cain keeps on taking lead vocals for an other BTO track
[20:54] * David O`Cain stays on lead vocals for one last track from Bachman-Turner Overdrive
[21:00] <Prinz Eugen> :D
[21:01] * Ryoko Mitsurugi takes over lead vocals as the tribute band moves on to Papa Roach
[21:05] * Ryoko Mitsurugi stays on lead as she and the band perform more Papa Roach music
[21:09] * Ryoko Mitsurugi and the band continue playing Papa Roach
[21:13] * Ryoko Mitsurugi keeps up with the rest of the band for more Papa Roach
[21:16] * Ryoko Mitsurugi remains on lead vocals as the band continues playing tracks by Papa Roach
[21:20] * Ryoko Mitsurugi continues singing lead vocals as her bandmates play another round of Papa Roach
[21:23] * Ryoko Mitsurugi keeps up her role for one last track by Papa Roach
[21:27] * David O`Cain moves up to lead singer as the band starts playing Puddle of Mudd
[21:32] * David O`Cain stays on lead vocals for more Puddle of Mudd
[21:36] * David O`Cain remains on lead vocals for another track by Puddle of Mudd
[21:42] * David O`Cain keeps up singing lead for one last track from Puddle of Mudd
[21:46] * David O`Cain and the band move on to play Grand Funk Railroad
[21:50] * David O`Cain and band grove to a cover by Grand Funk
[21:53] * David O`Cain and the band keep on grooving with another Grand Funk track
[21:57] * David O`Cain stays on lead vocals for more Grand Funk
[22:04] * David O`Cain and the band play one last track by Grand Funk Railroad
[22:23] * Ryoko Mitsurugi takes lead vocals while David gets out his rhythm guitar for some Foo Fighters
[22:27] * Ryoko Mitsurugi keeps up her role of lead singer as the band plays another track by Foo Fighters
[22:32] * Ryoko Mitsurugi stays up front on lead vocals for more Foo Fighters
[22:36] * Ryoko Mitsurugi remains on lead vocals for more music by Foo Fighters
[22:40] * Ryoko Mitsurugi and the band continue playing more Foo Fighters
[22:45] * Ryoko Mitsurugi continues being the lead vocalist for even more Foo Fighters
[22:50] * Ryoko Mitsurugi continues taking lead vocals for more Foo Fighters
[22:54] * Ryoko Mitsurugi stays on lead vocals as the band keeps on playing music by Foo Fighters
[23:00] * Ryoko Mitsurugi keeps up her role as she and the band continue playing Foo Fighters
[23:06] * David O`Cain stays on his guitar as the band moves on to some Metallica
[23:12] * David O`Cain remains on lead vocals for another track by Metallica
[23:18] * David O`Cain keeps up his role as lead singer for another track by Metallica
[23:24] * David O`Cain continues taking lead vocals while playing rhythm guitar for more Metallica
[23:31] * David O`Cain remains on his guitar as he sings lead for even more Metallica mayhem
[23:36] * David O`Cain remains on rhythm guitar and lead vocals for another track from Metallica
[23:43] * David O`Cain plays rhythm guitar while on lead vocals for one last track by Metallica
[23:47] * David O`Cain and Ryoko tag team together as the band starts playing some Fleetwood Mac
[23:51] * David O`Cain and Ryoko sing together some more for another track by Fleetwood Mac
[23:56] * Ryoko Mitsurugi takes lead vocals for the next Fleetwood Mac track
[00:01] * David O`Cain steps up to take lead vocals for more Fleetwood Mac
[00:04] * David O`Cain and Ryoko team up for another track from Fleetwood Mac
[00:08] * Ryoko Mitsurugi stays up front for lead vocals for another track by Fleetwood Mac
[00:13] * Ryoko Mitsurugi stays on lead vocals for another track by Fleetwood Mac
[00:17] * Ryoko Mitsurugi remains on lead vocals as she and the band begin a track by Stevie Nicks
[00:23] * Ryoko Mitsurugi continues being on lead vocals for another Stevie Nicks track
[00:28] * Ryoko Mitsurugi keeps up lead vocals while David joins in with Tom Petty's lines for more Stevie Nicks
[00:33] *** The stage darkens, and an amazing fireworks display proceeds to explode in the air to close out Rockfest. Thank you for enjoying the music!


[02:11] *** National battles will continue tomorrow afternoon
[17:50] *** Next match was between Liam and Chronous, Chronous had won and had locked off Liam's Mind, putting him in a coma
[17:51] *** the match after that was Between Val the Csar and Ajiar, While she was able to pull an early lead, Val had ultimately finisehed her off with Super King Emerald.
[17:52] *** and now... and unsanctioned Battle
[18:03] <Barry> - you could have asked that you wanted a conversation, I'd have been glad to handle the matter personally. -
[18:07] <Chronous> - ah, but you see, I will handle this personally... you claim to have a grudge with the queen, when really it is with the princess, you've already slain her, so your desire for revenge has drifted towards a new target. -
[18:08] <Chronous> - and.. I see you have more than just your own powers, tell me, those powers don't happen to have originally belonged to the being who is now your adopted "Little sister"? -
[18:10] <Barry> - you are correct, I had drained Queen Metalia dry, then threw her out like a useless empty body... being destroyed by those three youma, now the small pink one is another reason for my grudge, It was just plain coincidental that she's now playing host to the Moon Queen. -
[18:11] <Chronous> - ah, but the three of us are not of this universe, It's time we reduced that number to 2, or even 1. -
[18:11] * Chronous gets in a battle stance.
[18:11] * Barry gets in his own battle stance.
[18:12] <Barry> - are you saying winner goes after the Moon Queen? -
[18:12] <Chronous> - Exactly~ -
[18:12] *** Meanwhile, in another room of the blimp
[18:27] <Daniel Kano> We're down two people, Chronous is getting out of sanity.
[18:27] <Katrina> I agree, but what can we do, chances are, you could go up against him next.
[18:30] <Pinako> (What can we do against chronous? he has his own sacred talisman card too)
[18:32] <Pinako> (our best way is to earn Val's talisman card, but that'll mean battling him)
[18:33] * Pinako looks at the two
[18:34] <Pinako> (but that'll mean Sending Daniel to Fight Chronous first. I'm not sure that he'll make it out alive if Liam is of any indication.)
[18:39] *** back outside, it is near the end of a card battle
[18:40] *** Both Barry and Chronous are smoking away, as the opponent gains victory points, portions of their body wisp away into smoke.
[18:41] <Chronous> - You're almost finished, hahahah Even the Big Bad Queen Beryl trembles before my power! -
[18:42] <Chronous> - Against a budding power of chaos, you will be destroyed! -
[18:42] * Barry laughs as he is almost fully disintegrated.
[18:44] <Barry> - a budding power of Chaos? *laughs more* I have taken Metalia's full Chaos essence, even you haven't seen the last of me -
[18:44] *** as he is fully disintegrated, with the last word echoing... the crystal ball drops to the metallic floor.
[18:45] * Chronous picks up the ball
[18:46] <Chronous> - how the first 'mighty' queen has fallen, I'll be sure to savor the torturous cries of the Moon Queen when I battle her. -
[18:46] *** the blimp continues of to its new location, Dark Island.


[19:45] <@spiritflame> Current Location is: Dark Island
[19:48] *** Last time: The blimp had finally arrived on Dark Island, and the four remaining finalists were thrust into a battle royale to determine who would be paired up with who in the semifinals, the first one to go was Daniel Kano, securing the first spot, as their Victory points inched closer, Val took a direct shot at Chronous, destroying his final warrior and sending him to the top, deciding the semifinal match ups
[19:48] *** Semifinal Matchup:
Daniel Kano Vs. Chronous
Pinako TXuXiXo Vs. Val The Csar

[19:49] <Pinako> dm/ Pinako's last name continues to be corrupted to the eyes, though random letters switch slowly, but surely.
[19:49] *** *^
[20:01] <Pinako> You have to be careful, if what Chronous did to Liam indicated something, You might be too weak in your normal state.
[20:03] <Daniel Kano> This is my battle, and yet you have a point, what he did to Liam was horrible, they still have his body at bedrest.
[20:05] *** PA: The first match will begin in 5 minutes
[20:05] <Daniel Kano> I'd better go, wish me luck out there!
[20:08] *** At the top of the tower, Chronous is waiting.
[20:33] *** the battle has begun.
[21:32] *** the battle is nearing its end.
[21:41] *** Pinako and her friends run to the top, all having felt something.
[21:42] * Daniel Kano , as Mars Warrior, is struggling to draw to put in a full hand of 5 cards.
[21:46] * Daniel Kano looks to the side... and falls to the ground
[21:46] *** The physical forms by Mars Warrior's field disintegrate.
[21:51] <Referee> 1
[21:51] <Referee> 2
[21:51] <Referee> 3
[21:51] <Referee> 4
[21:51] <Referee> 5
[21:51] <Referee> 6
[21:51] <Referee> 7
[21:51] <Referee> 8
[21:51] <Referee> 9
[21:51] <Referee> 10
[21:52] <Referee> Daniel Kano is unable to get up in time, the winner of the battle is Chronous Mikazuki
[21:52] <Cochran> Quick, get him to the ValCorp blimp
[21:52] <Referee> Yes, sir.
[22:21] *** the next battle will be later tonight.
[00:44] *** in the current battle, it's Sword Vs. Orb
[00:57] *** eventually, it all comes down to one victor... Pinako
[00:57] *** Tomorrow, the final battle!
[19:34] *** The Final battle has begun!
[20:43] * Pinako , Sailor Pinako, Wise boy and Chronous are on their seides of the field, though Pinako and Chronous look like they have portions of their own bodies ripped away from them.
[21:03] *** Wiseboy sends yet another attack from one of his monsters towards Pinako's warriors, burning away even more of Pinako's body.
[21:03] <Pinako> AHHHHHHHHHHHH!
[21:04] <Pinako> PINAKO!!!!!!
[21:05] <Wiseboy> - AHHH HAHAHAHAH, The tortured screams coming from your host, AHHH I LOVE IT, and pretty soon, they'll be coming from you as well, your lunar highness! -
[21:09] <Pinako> - When I am done with the both of you, I'll finish off the last traces of the moon, what remains of the entire Mikazuki Family. -
[21:10] <Pinako> (( Wrong one ))
[21:10] <Wiseboy> - When I am done with the both of you, I'll finish off the last traces of the moon, what remains of the entire Mikazuki Family. -
[21:10] <Pinako> N... No
[21:10] <Pinako> You Can't!
[21:13] <Chronous> ... YOUR HIGHNESS, DO NOT WORRY ABOUT ME, FINISH HIM OFF!
[21:13] <Chronous> no... this is my fault... Atlias, I'm sorry I was such a horrible brother.
[21:14] <Pinako> There's no time
[21:14] <Pinako> but if we attack, Chronous's good side will be gone forever.
[21:15] <Pinako> and If I lose, I lose you forever and Chronous' will be discarded by wiseboy.
[21:17] <Pinako> there has to be some way to get the two to switch places before we... maybe, that's it!
[21:18] <Pinako> Ajiar told us he likes foxes, I like forest kits, too :D
[21:19] <Pinako> but there's no fox card in our deck.
[21:19] <Pinako> maybe we won't need a deck!
[21:19] <Pinako> Fluffy, fluffy, how I love my fluffy
[21:20] <Wiseboy> - What The, What is with your host?! -
[21:20] <Pinako> Fluffy, fluffy, how I love my fluffy.
[21:20] *** both begin singing the famous tune.
[21:21] *** eventually, Pinako's friends begin singing the tune.
[21:24] *** Dozens of little foxes begin to invade the arena.
[21:24] <Wiseboy> - Arrrgh, Filthy vermin, out of my sight! -
[21:24] * Wiseboy makes a grab at one of the forest kits, who simply jump out of theway.
[21:25] * Chronous is getting visibly angry at what is being done to them.
[21:25] <Chronous> No... No, NOOOOOO! I Won't Let you harm them!
[21:26] <Chronous> HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
[21:26] * Chronous The darkness begins to envelop the two, Wiseboy and Chronous
[21:28] *** the darkness dissapates around the two, and now they've switched places.
[21:30] * ~ Strange portals have opened that all look like tears in the fabric of the air, with the ends tied together with red ribbons. And inside the portals are a seething mass of dark smoke within which red-glowing eyes stare out.
[21:30] <Pinako> and now, PIE CARD, DEMOLITION ESCALATION! This allows one warrior and one monster in my zones to recieve the maximum allotted attack!
[21:30] <Chronous> DO IT!
[21:30] <Wiseboy> - NO! -
[21:31] *** Moon Warrior, Level 6 and Moon Apprentice combine their powers and shoot two beams of energy at Chronous' monsters and at the 8=armed mirror, shattering it.
[21:33] *** Pinako: 13 VP, Host's torso and head remains
Chronous: 10 VP, Wiseboy's eye remains.

[21:34] <Pinako> the caveat is, their health depletes to 10 on the next turn.
[21:34] <Wiseboy> - There is one more monster remaining, we can still win, onr hit rsvh@ -
[21:35] <Chronous> No, I no longer want to destroy anything, there's been too much of that.
[21:36] <Chronous> I've seen your actions, and you would do more than what I would have wanted for revenge, no longer.
[21:36] <Chronous> There's one more thing to do, Pinako, and your majesty.
[21:36] <Wiseboy> - NO! DON'T YOU DARE! -
[21:37] <Wiseboy> - I CAN SPARE YOUR STUPID VERMIN FOXES! -
[21:37] * Chronous commits.... the Surrender pose!
[21:37] *** Pinako: Win
Chronous: Lose (Surrender)

[21:37] <Wiseboy> - NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -
[21:38] * Wiseboy Pops away, disintegrating, and that's one timeline's Death Phantom taken care of.
[21:38] *** Wiseboy has left #suburbansenshi3 (Dead)
[21:39] <Forest Kits> YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY :D :3 :D :3 :D :3 :d :#
[21:40] <Chronous> I want to thank your foxes for bringing me to my senses, Pinako.
[21:40] <Forest Kits> Heeee :D
[21:40] <Forest Kits> :O
[21:40] <Val the Csar> Alright, if the final battle is over, I'd like to make an announcement.
[21:41] <Val the Csar> You all have 20 minutes until Dark Island blows up!
[21:41] <Pinako> What?
[21:42] <Katrina> What do you mean 20 minutes, some of us are still in the hospital on the blimp.
[21:42] <Forest Kit> We have idea :D
[21:42] * Forest Kit all trill to Yukari!
[21:43] * ~ More portals open!
[21:43] * ~ And they all lead back to the Hotel!
[21:45] * Forest Kit all jump through
[21:45] * Katrina , Pinako and all their friends jump through.
[21:45] * Val the Csar This is Val to Blimp staff, take the portals out of here!
[21:45] * Val the Csar Jumps through a portal himself, with Cochran and the Referee.
[21:49] *** The blimp is soon cleared of any and all personnel, as well as the still injured, they are being moved to the Hotel.
[21:49] *** after a while, the entire island is devoid of any signs of life, just as how it was when it was reached.... save for one abandoned blimp.
[21:49] *** ... and an announcer's booth and camera.
[21:51] *** 8 minutes until detonation.
[21:53] *** 6 minutes until Detonation
[21:56] *** 2 minutes until Detonation
[22:00] *** explosives deep within the island go off, crushing and shattering the bedrock, tearing down everything beneath and above them, destroying the battle tower and taking the island into the ocean.


[22:24] *** Carrie (Wolf Form) has joined #suburbansenshi3
[22:24] <@spiritflame> konbanwa Carrie (Wolf Form)
[22:24] * Carrie (Wolf Form) walks through the forest and takes a pause
[22:24] <Carrie (Wolf Form)> ...god this was so much easier when I was smaller... <--- translated from wolf growls and snarls
[22:25] * Carrie (Wolf Form) tenses up...and looks around....sniffs the air
[22:30] * Carrie (Wolf Form) growls....and then relaxes as a smaller wolf walks out of the shadows, along with another
[22:30] <Carrie (Wolf Form)> ....ugggggggh......
[22:30] * Carrie (Wolf Form) walks over...
[22:31] <Carrie (Wolf Form)> ...what are you doing, Yui?
[22:31] <Yui (Wolf Form)> sorry ^^;;; didn't mean to spook you!
[22:31] * Carrie (Wolf Form) bops the smaller wolf with her large paw
[22:32] <Carrie (Wolf Form)> yeah well stop it
[22:32] * Carrie (Wolf Form) looks at the wolf next to Yui.....
[22:32] <Carrie (Wolf Form)> .........and this is?
[22:34] <Yui (Wolf Form)> oh! this is Chie!
[22:34] <Yui (Wolf Form)> she's new to all this! I thought we could help her!
[22:34] * Chie (Wolf Form) cowers behind Yui
[22:35] <Carrie (Wolf Form)> ugggggggggh fiiiiiiine
[22:36] <Carrie (Wolf Form)> come on...I'm going to meet with some friends
[22:36] * Carrie (Wolf Form) walks off, the two smaller wolves following her


[23:18] * Mercurius Shin tucks Emi into bed..making sure the tiny toddler is sleeping peacefully
[23:18] * Mercurius Shin pauses..somehow remembering his daughter being much older....but forgets about it
[23:18] * Mercurius Shin exits the child's room...and then pauses in fron Ami and his' bedroom
[23:19] * Mercurius Shin pulls out a pair of handcuffs.....and twirls them for a bit
[23:19] * Mercurius Shin walks into the room


[00:06] * Sailor Moon stands on top of the roof, along with the other senshi....watching as golden lights sparkle down from the wrecked ancient ship...
[00:06] <Sailor Mars> it's so beautiful....
[00:07] <Sailor Mercury> i feel sad....they came back...just to end up like that.....
[00:07] <Sailor Venus> yeah and all that gold ><
[00:08] * looks up and then points!
[00:08] * Sailor_Jupiter looks up and then points!
[00:08] * The other girls look up..as a balloon flies off into the night
[00:08] <Lupin III (Pink Jacket)> So long ladies! Enjoy the stardust!
[00:09] * Lupin III (Pink Jacket) waves, holding up a butterfly net full of gold...
[00:09] * Sailor Moon smiles just a little...
[00:09] * The Outer Guardians stand not far away, watching as well
[00:10] * The balloon drifts off into the night sky.....the showering gold falling around it...
[00:11] *** THE END


[22:24] <Deimos> I just wanted to give her a hug T_T
[22:25] <Deimos> OW OW OWOW
[22:25] <Risa Hino> now now....keep still
[22:25] * Risa Hino finishes bandaging Deimos' arm
[22:26] <Risa Hino> you will be fine....
[22:26] <Phobos> and stop crying! you're embrassing us!
[22:26] * Risa Hino smiles and helps Deimos lay back
[22:26] <Risa Hino> now rest yourself
[22:31] <Phobos> hey you're not bad for a living dead lady...
[22:31] * Risa Hino just arches an eyebrow at that...and then slaps up the back of Phobos' head
[22:31] <Phobos> OW HEY
[22:32] * Risa Hino turns back to Deimos
[22:32] <Risa Hino> now remember...change those bandages twice a day and you should be fine :)
[22:34] <Phobos> how come she gets the smiles and I get the slaps
[22:34] * Risa Hino walks off back towards her room


[18:57] <@spiritflame> Current Location is: A dark place, deep below Earth's surface. A sacred place, to at least one person.
[18:59] *** Eliza McIntash has joined #suburbansenshi3
[18:59] <@spiritflame> konbanwa Eliza McIntash
[19:00] * Eliza McIntash squints her eyes at the unexpectedly powerful echoes of the ringing sound, in such an enclosed area.
[19:00] <Eliza McIntash> >.<
[19:00] * Eliza McIntash stands as she waits, it not being in her nature to sit unclothed upon the ground.
[19:02] <Eliza McIntash> I need to figure out how to make light.
[19:02] * Eliza McIntash touches her body, confirming she is unharmed, and tries to think and remember what happened.
[19:03] * Eliza McIntash stands next to the Phylactery. She takes a breath, inhaling and exhaling deeply.
[19:05] *** Hsan-tachi [hsan-tachi@celephais.dt] has joined #suburbansenshi3
[19:05] <@spiritflame> konbanwa Hsan-tachi
[19:05] * Hsan-tachi appears, wreathed in Glory. There is the cold radiance of the stars in her eyes and the weight of Heaven in the arch of her brow, and she is /not happy/.
[19:07] * Eliza McIntash turns, and is illuminated by the spectrum of light that accompanies Hsan-Tachi. She is nude, but whole, and while she seems confused she is unafraid.
[19:07] <Hsan-tachi> Who dares defile this resting place with...
[19:08] <Eliza McIntash> ...I rang it.
[19:08] * Hsan-tachi suddenly registers who is on the other side of the room.
[19:08] * Eliza McIntash looks at Hsan-Tachi.
[19:08] *** Hsan-Tachi is a young girl of indeterminate Asian descent, dressed in the diaphanous silks of a pagan priestess, hair bound in in a high ponytail. An aura of immaculate celestial light surrounds her, lending the seeming of perfection to every step. More information about her is Here.
Her image Song is: Quetzali Dance by Tenochtitlan.. She is Level 1.

[19:08] * Hsan-tachi looks at Eliza McinTash.
[19:08] *** Eliza McinTash is girl resembling a young Gemini, but with dazzling, multi-colored eyes. A talented performer, she adores music, but her great love is her adopted family. Created by a lich and cared for by a TARDIS, she is still subject to the hard knocks of being human.
they image Song is: "Time in a Bottle" by Jim Croce. they is Level 1.

[19:08] <Hsan-tachi> ...Eliza?
[19:09] <Eliza McIntash> Yes.
[19:10] * Hsan-tachi stares, absolutely incredulous
[19:10] <Eliza McIntash> Thank you for coming!
[19:10] * Hsan-tachi sputters after a moment
[19:10] <Hsan-tachi> What the heck are you /doing/ here?
[19:10] <Eliza McIntash> Living! So that is good!
[19:11] <Eliza McIntash> But I don't remember what happened to me.
[19:11] <Hsan-tachi> Living? Yes but what -- how --
[19:11] <Eliza McIntash> It must have been...
[19:11] <Eliza McIntash> Sudden.
[19:12] * Hsan-tachi stops herself, draws a breath, and releases herself
[19:12] <Eliza McIntash> As to how... I don't know! I thought I had split off!
[19:12] * Hsan-tachi is now known as Bixia Yuanjin
[19:12] <Eliza McIntash> Something must have killed me without me having any idea!
[19:13] *** The phylactery, unholy thing, realeases brief bursts of mana without clear rhythm.
[19:13] <Bixia Yuanjin> I'd ... i'd ask what you were doing where you were liable to get killed, but -- oh, Buddhas, forgive me, let me freshen this place up for you.
[19:14] * Bixia Yuanjin focuses and whispers a few words to the air kami, who brighten considerably and begin circulating fresher, cooler air in the small room
[19:14] <Eliza McIntash> Well, I don't think I went into a dangerous space alone! I'm not nearly that stupid. I guess... whoever did this snuck up on me.
[19:15] * Bixia Yuanjin laughs, bitterly, and shakes her head as she turns back to Eliza
[19:15] <Eliza McIntash> Could it have happened inside Chateaux? I knew it was dangerous for me to wander around. Would I have done that?
[19:15] <Bixia Yuanjin> What's the last month and year you remember?
[19:16] <Eliza McIntash> .....
[19:16] <Eliza McIntash> I...
[19:16] <Eliza McIntash> This is awkward, but I didn't pay much attention to the outside world beyond Chateaux.
[19:16] <Eliza McIntash> I remember... I remember my birthday party, where my friends and I assembled the Titanic out of Lego Bricks underwater...
[19:17] <Eliza McIntash> I remember.... I remember Matsumi being pregnant.
[19:17] * Eliza McIntash is scratching her head. Wiping off some of the sweat as she realizes it is there, too.
[19:18] <Bixia Yuanjin> When's your birthday again?
[19:18] <Eliza McIntash> November! November 6th? Or 9th?
[19:18] <Eliza McIntash> I remember that I was training to do something with Intern---which I did know was dangerous.
[19:18] * Bixia Yuanjin makes a thoughtful noise and shakes her head after a moment
[19:18] <Eliza McIntash> I don't think we ever did that, though.
[19:19] * Eliza McIntash thinks...
[19:19] <Eliza McIntash> I remember finishing a new headpiece for Brianna to wear, that could protect her against evil magic.
[19:19] <Eliza McIntash> I remember giving away my stuff to uh... I think Chateaux. Sakura? Leaving my sword behind.
[19:19] <Eliza McIntash> ....Yes.
[19:19] <Eliza McIntash> I did.
[19:20] * Bixia Yuanjin scrutinizes Eliza and walks around her in a slow circle, barely conscious of Eliza's nakedness
[19:20] <Eliza McIntash> Because I resolved that I wasn't going to live my life focused on nothing but fighting Sailor Enclave.
[19:21] <Eliza McIntash> I remember surpassing the numbers of exercises before I took my... break.
[19:21] * Eliza McIntash adopts an unarmed fighting stance.
[19:21] * Eliza McIntash drops it, and pivots her head now to follow Bixia's footsteps.
[19:22] <Eliza McIntash> I'm... really surprised I'm here. I would have bet that I wouldn't have reincarnated again.
[19:22] * Bixia Yuanjin also scrutinizes her stance, measuring her there too out of sheer reflex
[19:23] *** The phylactery pulses in a reverbation undetectable by lay mortals, and tendrils of blackness flicker into existence above it, briefly.
[19:23] <Eliza McIntash> !
[19:23] <Eliza McIntash> Wha--
[19:24] * Eliza McIntash backs far away, but they don't appear again.
[19:24] * Bixia Yuanjin steps in front of Eliza, one hand raised as streams of essence pull towards her... and doesn't relax for a good several moments. Ultimately, though, it happens.
[19:25] <Eliza McIntash> Should I... not stay here?
[19:26] <Bixia Yuanjin> ...do you know where we are?
[19:26] <Eliza McIntash> Yes.
[19:26] <Eliza McIntash> I think?
[19:26] <Eliza McIntash> Are we where I reincarnated the first time?
[19:26] <Eliza McIntash> "I"
[19:26] * Bixia Yuanjin nods quietly
[19:27] <Bixia Yuanjin> If you know where we are, you know we can't stay here.
[19:27] <Bixia Yuanjin> And if you're here, there's probably people who miss you out there, back in Tokyo, or wherever they are these days.
[19:27] * Eliza McIntash doesn't voice her confusion on the topic, and nods in agreement with Bixia's informed assessment.
[19:28] <Eliza McIntash> I know there's at least one. Heh. More than one.
[19:28] * Bixia Yuanjin smiles tightly, looking away
[19:28] <Eliza McIntash> ???
[19:29] <Eliza McIntash> Do you want me to try to... uh...
[19:29] <Bixia Yuanjin> ...I haven't been to Tokyo in years, now.
[19:29] * Eliza McIntash is silent. She looks and listens.
[19:31] <Bixia Yuanjin> It's... I don't know. I've been busy with my new Master. Katsuko-dono, she's.. she's almost to where she doesn't need my help anymore.
[19:32] <Bixia Yuanjin> I decided I wouldn't go back until she was done. Leave that be. Everyone had it together.
[19:32] <Eliza McIntash> That is very impressive.
[19:32] <Eliza McIntash> The thing about your new Master, I mean.
[19:33] * Bixia Yuanjin beams
[19:33] <Bixia Yuanjin> The old ways remember her her. She's young and talented and she has her whole life ahead of her. I think she'll even take students of her own when she's got some more experience.
[19:34] <Eliza McIntash> A journeyman, or a master?
[19:34] <Eliza McIntash> It sounded like she's close to the former now. You clearly believe in her greatly.
[19:34] * Bixia Yuanjin nodsnods!
[19:35] * Eliza McIntash smiles when she sees her do this.
[19:35] <Eliza McIntash> I remember.
[19:36] <Bixia Yuanjin> ...but.
[19:36] * Bixia Yuanjin falters a bit, still trying to smile
[19:36] <Bixia Yuanjin> I can't stay. I know what I'll do if I stay. What I do to every Master, in the end.
[19:36] * Eliza McIntash drops her present thought, and listens to Bixia.
[19:36] <Eliza McIntash> What do you do to every Master?
[19:37] * Eliza McIntash narrows her eyes, "make them too much like you?"
[19:37] * Bixia Yuanjin shakes her head, eyes away again
[19:37] <Eliza McIntash> I am sorry. I am a novice when it comes to magical artifacts like you.
[19:38] <Bixia Yuanjin> Better that you not know it, ever.
[19:38] <Eliza McIntash> ...............
[19:38] <Bixia Yuanjin> I'm dangerous. I've come to realize that, in a lot of ways.
[19:38] * Eliza McIntash pushes ahead. ".....You are the nicest magical artifact that I know."
[19:39] * Bixia Yuanjin smiles faintly and shakes her head
[19:39] <Bixia Yuanjin> It's not that I'm ... bad. I think I understand that now.
[19:39] * Eliza McIntash 's face drops.
[19:39] <Bixia Yuanjin> But I'm dangerous.
[19:40] <Bixia Yuanjin> And I can't be idle.
[19:40] <Eliza McIntash> A very smart person once told me that magic is dangerous, because it holds hidden masters. She was... well... afraid for specific reasons. I know the planes well enough to realize that the stories of what people who would become overwhelmed by what you represent are spoken on every world by every race.
[19:41] <Eliza McIntash> But. Be that as it may. You have always been nice to me. I really appreciate that. Thank you.
[19:42] <Bixia Yuanjin> ...I can at least be that, whatever else may be.
[19:42] * Eliza McIntash looks away.
[19:43] <Eliza McIntash> I.... did think of something else.
[19:43] * Bixia Yuanjin softens a bit and pats Eliza on the arm
[19:43] <Eliza McIntash> Remember it, I mean.
[19:43] <Eliza McIntash> Mmm?
[19:43] <Bixia Yuanjin> Tell it to me now, while I prepare the way back to Tokyo.
[19:43] <Eliza McIntash> Okay.
[19:43] <Eliza McIntash> I realized that I was holding myself back.
[19:43] <Eliza McIntash> I was and am significantly stronger than I allowed myself to become.
[19:44] <Eliza McIntash> I was afraid. Of what I would become and do.
[19:44] * Bixia Yuanjin traces lines and arcs on the floor as Eliza speaks, preparing to open the space between
[19:44] <Eliza McIntash> Oh.
[19:45] <Eliza McIntash> Yes.
[19:46] * Eliza McIntash draws her body close and begins her own chant, in the words that are part of her blood and being, and moves her hands in a fast rhythm that lacks all synchronicity with her words.
[19:47] * Eliza McIntash furs appear on Eliza, which hang down almost to her bare feet. They are indistinct from any specific animal, and seem to cover her nakedness.
[19:47] * Eliza McIntash has moved to: [ Furs ]
[19:48] * Eliza McIntash [Furs] watches Bixia's workings, studying them in patient and respectful and curious silence.
[19:49] <spiritflame>Eliza McIntash rolls 1d20 [ 8 ]
[19:49] * Bixia Yuanjin hums to herself as she works, part ritual prayer, part song
[19:49] * Eliza McIntash [Furs] seems to understand, nodding at Bixia's patterns and lines at first and seeming pleased, seeming off-put and a little confused after half-way in.
[19:50] * Eliza McIntash [Furs] looks down resisting the urge to touch her own arm or body.
[19:51] * Bixia Yuanjin wraps up after some bit of this, having prepared the time-delay on the number of warding works she's re-prepared. There's nothing but the trace of her finger to mark that any of it happened, but she claps her hands together twice and pulls Eliza to the center of it all all the same
[19:51] <Bixia Yuanjin> They're all still... at the HOTEL, is it still called?
[19:52] <Eliza McIntash> [Furs] Yes. Sunshine street.
[19:52] * Bixia Yuanjin nods, takes Eliza's hands in her own, and closes her eyes
[19:54] <Bixia Yuanjin> ...I didn't know you that well. I'm not sure I do, even now. I still see too much of him when I see you.
[19:54] <Bixia Yuanjin> That's not your fault. I'll try to be better, though.
[19:54] * Eliza McIntash [Furs] 's amateur glamer of furs almost certainly does not fool Bixia as soon as she touches Eliza.
[19:54] * Eliza McIntash [Furs] looks down at the Artifact out of the corner of one eye, and doesn't immediately answer.
[19:55] <Eliza McIntash> [Furs] You are... not the only one who sees that when you look at me.
[19:55] * Eliza McIntash [Furs] prepares herself for the new sensations. "I hope to grow out of it."
[19:55] * Eliza McIntash [Furs] closes her eyes.
[19:56] * Bixia Yuanjin clears her throat, pulls the world around them, and then they are very much Elsewhere In Tokyo
[19:56] *** Eliza McIntash [0] has quit IRC (A childhood spent being loved is the greatest of all treasures.)
[19:56] *** Bixia Yuanjin [hsan-tachi@celephais.dt] has left #suburbansenshi3 (It may be possible to own a clock, but no one can own Time.)


[21:15] *** A massive, elaborate c[BLEEP]ktail party and masquerade ball. A place and event so extravagant that its excess is lost only on its attendees. Enjoy all worldly pleasures, those able to stake their claim to them by entry here.
[22:46] * has moved to: [ Orca ]
[22:47] * Matsumi Kaze has moved to: [ Orca ]
[22:47] * Matsumi Kaze [Orca] yawns and sits up a bit
[22:47] <Matsumi Kaze> [Orca] oof >< that was a good nap
[22:47] * Matsumi Kaze [Orca] blinks and glances around at the party area
[22:47] <Matsumi Kaze> [Orca] .....uhhhhhhh
[22:47] * Matsumi Kaze [Orca] gets up...and heads outside
[22:47] <Matsumi Kaze> [Orca] .....
[22:47] * Matsumi Kaze [Orca] looks down at what she's wearing
[22:47] <Matsumi Kaze> [Orca] WHAT THE F-
[22:49] * Matsumi Kaze [Orca] heads out onto the street....grumbling to herself
[22:49] <Matsumi Kaze> [Orca] ...I'm going to kill whoever did this....
[22:50] * Matsumi Kaze [Orca] walks along the street...not 100% sure where she is...
[22:51] * Matsumi Kaze [Orca] tries to pull out her phone..then realizes she doesn't have it on her
[22:51] <Matsumi Kaze> [Orca] f[BLEEP]kity f[BLEEP]k f[BLEEP]k
[22:52] * Matsumi Kaze [Orca] notices a familer building
[22:52] * Matsumi Kaze is away 



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