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<Mdm_Maestro> So are you going to tell us what happened, or are you going to sit there and scream like a rhesus monkey who's just seen the face of Michael Jackson for the first time?


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[19:22] <UMP-45> Soon they will be here to harm you, and I won't be able to stop them unless you tell me something useful to placate them.
[19:22] <Chibi-AnTil> I've already told you everything I know.
[19:22] <Chibi-AnTil> I can no loyalty to Sopmod-2. She's brought me nothing but trouble for a long time.
[19:23] * Chibi-AnTil comes back out.
[19:23] * Chibi-AnTil is now known as Chibi-AnTil (Eisenblut cadet uniform)
[19:23] <UMP-45> :D
[19:26] <UMP-45> Young man, you look SHARP!! You'd be the center of attention within Crimson Axis. The girls wouldn't be able to help themselves!
[19:28] * UMP-45 has pulled out a bottle of champaign. "You mentioned drinking?" ^_____^
[19:29] *** The scene switches back to the dig site where Sopmod-2 and Negev are.
[19:30] * Indiana Soppo is being lowered down into the building. Several lit torches have been dropped inside, forming a perimeter beyond which hundreds of snakes have clustered.
[19:30] * Indiana Soppo is dropped!
[19:30] <Indiana Soppo> :O
[19:30] * Indiana Soppo hits the ground, coming within a foot of a "death noodle" that rears up and hisses at her!!!
[19:30] <Indiana Soppo> O____________O
[19:31] * Indiana Soppo slooooooooooooooooooooooooowly backs away.
[19:32] <Random snake> F[BLEEP]k you, humie! We own this stretch!
[19:32] <Random snake> We own your ass!!
[19:32] <Random snake> We own YOU! Pay up!
[19:33] * Indiana Soppo grabs a nearby hand-cranked metal cannister with an attached spray hose.
[19:33] <Random snake> Whatever you're looking for, you ain't getting it. It's OURS.
[19:34] <Random snake> You better crawl back up that rope and get outta here before we surge past these dumb torches and bite you up and down that sweet ass of yours.
[19:35] * Indiana Soppo starts spraying the contents of the cannister back and forth all over the snakes. >:(
[19:36] <Random snake> HEY! What's this crap! Stop spraying us! Don't make us mad!
[19:36] <Random snake> We're getting mad, you s[BLEEP]t! We're gonna bite you like crazy!
[19:37] * Indiana Soppo gets a torch ready.
[19:37] * Indiana Soppo THROWS it at the snakes. The gasoline IGNITES, engulfing EVERYTHING within the area!
[19:40] * The snakes all start to writhe and shriek in agony as they're engulfed by the flames, filling the air with the powerful smells of burning gasoline and broiling meat!!!!
[19:41] *** High above, the Fennec Foxes all chitter and giggle as the snakes are incinerated.
[19:41] <Fennec fox #14> Yummy!!
[19:41] <Fennec fox #3> Something smells GOOOOOOD~!
[19:42] <Fennec fox #9> Meanie-snakes now be Sizzle-snakes! :D
[19:42] <Indiana Soppo> Negev, get down here!
[19:43] * Negev quickly slides down the rope and joins Sopmod-2 inside the Well of Souls.
[19:44] * Indiana Soppo points ahead. In the middle of the room is a dais upon which a large stone casket sits.
[19:45] * Indiana Soppo and Negev slowly and carefully approach it. Getting up to it, they see that the casket can be opened by lifting the top of it, which is designed to also cover part of the sides.
[19:46] *** Getting on either side of it, Indiana Soppo and Negev take hold and, lifting with all of their might, raise up the lid enough to tilt it over and make it fall to the ground with a loud CRASH,
[19:46] <Indiana Soppo> :O
[19:46] <Negev> O___O
[19:48] *** Inside is a golden casket that's been designed to have poles inserted into brackets on its side and carried by two people like a howdah. On its surface, the gold panels are still polished and shiny as if it was cleaned only yesterday.
[19:49] *** Around its lid, tiny figures of foxes cavort and dance, and in the corner, facing outwards, are larger female figures with perky ears and multiple long fluffy tails that extend out to either side, touching the tails of the other female figures.
[19:51] * Negev and Indiana Soppo, with great care and trepidation, lift the Lost Ark of the Fluffiment from the vault it's been hidden in for thousands of years.
[19:52] <Fennec Foxes> Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!
[19:54] *** The scene switches back to the tent of UMP-45 and Chibi-AnTil, where they've been drinking the bottle of champaign between them to the point of emptying it.
[19:54] <UMP-45> ^////^
[19:55] <Chibi-AnTil (Eisenblut cadet uniform)> XD
[19:57] <Chibi-AnTil (Eisenblut cadet uniform)> Are you ready to give up yet?
[19:58] <Chibi-AnTil (Eisenblut cadet uniform)> You can't beat me, I've done this for too long!
[19:58] <UMP-45> I think you're right! Because I think you've gotten more tails since we began! XD
[19:59] * Chibi-AnTil (Eisenblut cadet uniform) starts to back up towards the entrance, then stops suddenly as he feels someone GRAB his tails from behind and bury their face in them!
[19:59] <Chibi-AnTil (Eisenblut cadet uniform)> :O
[19:59] *** UMP-9 has joined #suburbansenshi3
[19:59] <@spiritflame> konbanwa UMP-9
[19:59] <UMP-9> >:D
[20:00] <UMP-9> Ah! Engulfing me within your tails now? How vulgar! How lewd! How deliciously arousing!
[20:00] <Chibi-AnTil (Eisenblut cadet uniform)> O___O;;;
[20:01] * Chibi-AnTil (Eisenblut cadet uniform) recoils and backs away.
[20:01] * Kar-98k and Stg-44 enter the tent on either side of UMP-9
[20:01] *** HK-416 has joined #suburbansenshi3
[20:01] <@spiritflame> konbanwa HK-416
[20:01] <HK-416> >:(
[20:06] * UMP-9 pulls something out of her bag that looks like a three-sectional staff, with the sections connected by fine chain. She YANKS the staff out to its full length...then connects them together. YUP, SHE HAS DONE THE SCENE!!!!
[20:07] * UMP-9 somehow managed to look even CREEPIER by maintaining a sly, smug grin as she did it.
[20:07] * HK-416 steps in closer, blushing just a little as she sees the outfit Chibi-AnTil is dressed in.
[20:08] * UMP-9 slowly makes her away over to where UMP-45 and Chibi-AnTil are sitting and sits down herself, all the while maintaining that grin.
[20:08] <UMP-9> Now...
[20:09] <UMP-9> What shall we talk about? :D
[20:11] *** The scene switches to a few hours later. The sun is starting to come up, and UMP-45, UMP-9, and HK-416 are winding through the scaffolding and sleeping laborers as they walk somewhere.
[20:11] <HK-416> You're as stubborn as that fox-boy. You like him too much.
[20:12] <UMP-45> And your methods of archaeology are too primitive for me. You'd use a bulldozer to...
[20:12] <UMP-45> Find a...
[20:13] * UMP-45 is looking over towards a nearby hill.
[20:13] *** There's a bunch of people and activity on the top of that hill...at a time when EVERYONE ELSE is asleep and NOTHING ELSE is going on anywhere else!
[20:13] <UMP-45> O___O
[20:14] <UMP-45> GET EVERYONE OVER THERE NOW!!
[20:14] *** Back inside the Well of Souls, Negev and Indiana Soppo have finished boxing up the Ark and have sent it up towards the entrance.
[20:16] * Indiana Soppo watches as the crate with the Ark is pulled up by ropes and winches to the surface, then pulled out.
[20:16] <Negev> Soppo, the torches are burning out and the snakes look PISSED.
[20:17] <Indiana Soppo> Well we DID burn a few hundred of them a few hours ago.
[20:18] <Indiana Soppo> You'd better get out of here. I'll follow you up once you're at the top.
[20:18] * Negev nods and climbs up the rope. A minute later, she reaches the top and crawls out of sight.
[20:18] *** The rope suddenly falls down into the Well!
[20:18] <Indiana Soppo> O___o
[20:19] <Indiana Soppo> Negev~!!?
[20:19] <~> ♦ HALLO!!!!!!!!!!!
[20:19] <~> ♦ Why Doctor Sopmod, whatever are you doing in such a nasty place?
[20:20] * ~ is now known as UMP-45
[20:20] <UMP-45> >:D
[20:21] * UMP-45 is crouched down beside the entrance to the Well of Souls. Nearby, Negev and all of the Fennec Foxes are being held at gunpoint by ALL of the German T-Dolls. Scharnhorst and Gneisenau are watching the Fennecs and Negev closely, too.
[20:21] *** UMP-9 and HK-416 are standing close to UMP-45 as well.
[20:22] <Indiana Soppo> Ahhhhhhhh-haaaaa, UMP-45!
[20:22] <Indiana Soppo> You f[BLEEP]king b[BLEEP]ch...
[20:23] <Indiana Soppo> Why don't you come down here and I'll show you?!
[20:23] <UMP-45> No thank you, we're very fine up here!
[20:24] <UMP-45> So once again, what was briefly yours is now mine. What a fitting end to your life's pursuits. You're about to become a permanent addition.
[20:24] <UMP-45> Who knows? In a thousand years even YOU might be worth something?
[20:25] <HK-416> I'm afraid we must be going now, Doctor Sopmod. Our prize is awaited by Der Vater.
[20:25] <HK-416> But I do not wish to leave you down in that awful place all alone.
[20:26] * UMP-9 quickly approaches with Chibi-AnTil.
[20:26] <UMP-9> >:D
[20:27] <UMP-9> He'll be coming with US! WE HAVE WAYS OF MAKING HIM WANT TO TALK!!!!!
[20:28] <HK-416> Yes, we'll be making his DEEPEST acquaintance on the way back to the Crimson Axis!!
[20:28] <HK-416> In the meantime, shove HER into there with Sopmod-2.
[20:28] * HK-416 points at Negev.
[20:28] <Negev> WHAT?!
[20:28] *** The Fennecs all stare at Chibi-AnTil
[20:29] <Fennec Foxes> PROTECT FRIEND!!!!!
[20:29] * Fennec Foxes SWARM at UMP-9 and pounce on her, snapping and nipping at her arms and face!
[20:30] * Negev suddenly pivots around and PUNCHES MP-40 in the face!!! >:D
[20:30] <MP-40> OW!!!! WHAT'D I DO TO YOU?!?!?!
[20:30] <Chibi-AnTil (Eisenblut cadet uniform)> O___o
[20:31] * Chibi-AnTil (Eisenblut cadet uniform) takes the opportunity to try and escape while Negev is going APES[BLEEP]T on the German T-Dolls and the Fennecs are swarming all over UMP-9!
[20:34] * Chibi-AnTil (Eisenblut cadet uniform) gets knocked off balance after C96 gets bodily THROWN in his direction by an out-of-control Negev!
[20:34] * Chibi-AnTil (Eisenblut cadet uniform) loses his footing in the loose dirt and falls forward!
[20:34] <UMP-45> NOOOOOOOOO!
[20:34] <HK-416> CATCH HIM!!!
[20:35] * Chibi-AnTil falls through the hole, but gets partially caught by Indiana Soppo. They both fall into the thick sand coating the floor.
[20:35] <Chibi-AnTil> >___<
[20:35] <Indiana Soppo> Ow!
[20:36] <UMP-45> WHY DID YOU BRING HIM HERE?!?!
[20:36] <UMP-9> I wanted to taunt Sopmod-2 with him! D:
[20:37] <HK-416> ...We can't remain here. We need to bring the Ark to Der Vater without delay.
[20:38] <UMP-45> :<
[20:38] <Fennec Foxes> Free the Floof. Free the Floof. Free the Floof. Free the Floof.
[20:41] * UMP-45 looks down at Chibi-AnTil and Indiana Soppo from above. "I'm sorry. But our mission here is done. Knowing you, however, I'm fairly certain you'll find a way out of even this."
[20:41] <UMP-45> Adeau!
[20:41] *** The stone lid is moved back into place, and locks into place with a loud CLACK.
[20:43] *** Indiana Soppo and Chibi-AnTil are now trapped inside the Well of Souls. The torches continue to burn low, and the snakes have begun to close in.
[20:43] * Indiana Soppo looks at the outfit Chibi-AnTil has on.
[20:43] <Indiana Soppo> Where'd you get that? From HER? >:(
[20:43] <Chibi-AnTil> I was trying to escape, no thanks to you.
[20:44] <Indiana Soppo> How hard were you trying exactly? Because those girls looked like they were getting ready to go down on you right there in front of me!
[20:44] <Chibi-AnTil> Well where the heck were you?
[20:45] <Indiana Soppo> Right here, dummy! THIS is the Well of Souls! We FOUND the Ark! That's what they were so eager to get away from here with!
[20:50] <Chibi-AnTil> :O
[20:51] <Chibi-AnTil> No wonder they were so pushy and desperate. How are we going to get out of here?
[20:51] * Indiana Soppo starts looking around.
[20:52] * Indiana Soppo notices that snakes are slithering through a bunch of holes in ONE of the walls of the chamber.
[20:52] <Indiana Soppo> :D
[20:52] <Indiana Soppo> Found it. A way out.
[20:53] * Chibi-AnTil is still swinging his torch at the snakes closing in on them, driving them back momentarily as he and Sopmod retreat back to the foot of one of the Reimu statues.
[20:53] <Chibi-AnTil> Where?
[20:53] <Indiana Soppo> Through that wall. Whatever happens to me, get ready to run the instant I break through it.
[20:54] * Indiana Soppo pulls out her bullwhip and CRACKS it, lashing it around the arm of the statue they're at the foot of.
[20:54] * Indiana Soppo climbs up towards the shoulder.
[20:55] * A snake has wrapped itself around the neck of the statue. :3
[20:55] * Indiana Soppo just PUNCHES the snake in the face! >:(
[21:00] * Indiana Soppo gets to the top of the statue and starts pushing against it and the roof of the chamber.
[21:00] *** Cracks appear around the ankles of the statue and the forearms where its hands connect with the ceiling, "supporting" it.
[21:02] * Indiana Soppo gets pulled along for the ride as the statue topples over, crashing against the far wall and breaking through it into the room that was on the other side!!!
[21:03] * Chibi-AnTil quickly climbs over the makeshift ramp created by the toppled statue and clambers over the debris of the wall into the other room, away from the Snarky Snakes!
[21:03] <Chibi-AnTil> ~____~
[21:03] <Chibi-AnTil> Soppo?
[21:04] *** Suddenly, a wizened and nearly skeletal body flops over onto Chibi-AnTil!!
[21:04] <Chibi-AnTil> :O
[21:05] * Chibi-AnTil backs up into another nearly mummified skeleton!! He makes a yelp of shocked surprise, and it sounds like both skeletons are echoing him, crying out in pain and despair.
[21:07] *** More skeletons fall out towards him from the shadowy alcoves of the room, lashing out at him with hooked skeletal digits and grasping claws, the echo complex of the room amplifying everything into a chorus of terror-filled moans and shrieks!
[21:07] * Chibi-AnTil flails around as he feels hands burying themselves in his tails!!
[21:08] * Chibi-AnTil nearly gags as he looks up and sees a mummy bent over in front of him with a snake coming out of its ANUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[21:08] <Chibi-AnTil> >____<;;;
[21:08] <Indiana Soppo> ANTIL!!!
[21:10] * Indiana Soppo reaches out of the darkness and pulls Chibi-AnTil through the hall of the dead, pushing him down the hall and into another alcove. It looks like dead end passage at first, with large stones collapsed and blocking the way forward...but the strong beam of light shining through a gap at the top tells a much different story.
[21:11] <Indiana Soppo> There's our way out.
[21:12] *** AND PAUSE HERE FOR NOW SINCE THIS A GOOD PLACE TO PAUSE.
[21:13] *** WE'LL CONTINUE WITH THE NEXT INSTALLMENT ON THURSDAY, AUGUST 8, BECAUSE I'LL BE BUSY IN THE EVENING THE NEXT FEW DAYS.
[21:14] *** UNTIL THEN, THANK YOU FOR JOINING US AND WE LOOK FORWARD TO YOU JOINING US AGAIN ON WEDNESDAY. TAKE CARE!
[18:32] * ~The Cheesykits Projector starts to warm up
[18:34] * ~The Cheesykits Projector starts to play! IT'S ON!!!
[18:35] *** The scene starts with Indiana Soppo and Chibi-AnTil climbing up to the top of the pile of rubble and digging through it to expose a large, loose wall stone that looks like it's ready to fall out. Fresh air and sunlight are streaming though the gaps surrounding it.
[18:36] * Indiana Soppo and Chibi-AnTil push at the stone and push it OUTWARDS easily! After a few seconds of pushing, it falls out of the wall!
[18:39] * Indiana Soppo climbs out first. They've escaped! A short distance ahead, there's a small airfield, in the middle of which there's a LARGE flying-wing aircraft that's in the process of being prepared for flight.
[18:39] * Chibi-AnTil and Indiana Soppo quickly hurry forward, taking cover behind some crates and watching the people who are tending to the plane.
[18:41] <Indiana Soppo> They must be getting ready to fly the Ark out of here.
[18:41] <Indiana Soppo> We need to be already on that plane when the Ark gets loaded.
[18:43] <Chibi-AnTil> How?
[18:44] <Indiana Soppo> ...I don't know. I'll think of something. Wait here.
[18:44] * Indiana Soppo quickly leaves cover and moves in closer.
[18:45] *** At the plane itself, THIS EISENBLUT GIRL is near the c[BLEEP]kpit, going over the pre-flight checklist.
[18:49] *** While another Ironblood girl is checking over some of the plane's surface.
[18:51] * Indiana Soppo tries to climb up the back of the plane (it's kind of shaped like a B-2 stealth bomber in that regard), any noises she's making masked by the plane's two rear-pointing propellers.
[18:51] <Jade> Hey! What are you doing up there? Get down from there!
[18:51] * Indiana Soppo has been spotted!
[18:52] * Indiana Soppo starts to come down off of the plane, THEN KICKS JADE IN THE FACE!!!
[18:52] <Jade> OW!
[18:52] <Jade> >:[
[18:53] * Jade punches back!!
[18:53] * Indiana Soppo dodges the punch and hits Jade again!
[18:53] * Jade whips out a big wrench and tries to whack Indiana Soppo with it!
[18:54] *** Meanwhile, the shadow of what looks like someone HUGE starts to come across the sand as the fight draws some additional attention!
[18:55] * Indiana Soppo PUNCHES out Jade so hard in the face that she goes down, faceplanting into the dirt.
[18:55] <Jade> X___x
[18:57] * Chibi-AnTil has also reached the edge of the airfield and is currently hiding behind the fuel truck, trying to figure out what to do next.
[18:58] * Indiana Soppo starts climbing up towards the still-unsuspecting Elbe again. >:D
[18:59] <~> ♦ Hey, du jetzt. Komm her!
[18:59] * Indiana Soppo has been spotted AGAIN!
[19:00] * Indiana Soppo realizes there's a HUGE shadow across her now. The owner must be a gigantic, beefy, muscular guy!!! She turns around and sees....
[19:01] * Indiana Soppo sees...instead of a man over six feet tall...she sees a girl barely even FIVE FEET tall
[19:01] *** G11 has joined #suburbansenshi3
[19:01] <@spiritflame> konbanwa G11
[19:03] * Elbe turns around to see who's calling her, and sees G11 AND Indiana Soppo!
[19:04] <Elbe> O___O
[19:04] <G11> Come on down here!
[19:04] * G11 looks like she's ready to BOX!
[19:04] <Indiana Soppo> ~__~;
[19:04] * Indiana Soppo slowly comes down, holding her hand out towards G11 as if to say "Yeah, wait a minute, would ya?"
[19:07] * Indiana Soppo gets down to the bottom and stops, then looks down at the unconscious Jade. "Hmmmm?"
[19:07] <Indiana Soppo> <___<
[19:07] <G11> Hmmmm? <__<
[19:08] * Indiana Soppo KICKS G11 in the leg while she's distracted!
[19:09] * Indiana Soppo tries to follow up with a roundhouse punch, but misses as G11 ducks under it!
[19:09] * G11 punches Sopmod-2 in the nose!
[19:09] <Indiana Soppo> @___@
[19:09] * Indiana Soppo wobbles, then falls to the ground!
[19:10] <G11> GET BACK UP, YOU WORTHLESS DOLL!
[19:10] * G11 yanks Indiana Soppo to her feet and tries to put her in a headlock!
[19:10] * Indiana Soppo BITES G11 on the arm!!!!
[19:11] <G11> OOOOOOWWWWWWWWWW~!!!
[19:11] * G11 hammer-fists Sopmod-2 in the back of the head, then throws her off of her and into the side of the plane!
[19:12] * Indiana Soppo tries to get away from G11 by ducking under the wing and dashing forward.
[19:12] * Elbe has a gun now and takes a shot at Indiana Soppo the moment she pops out of hiding! >:D
[19:13] * Indiana Soppo narrowly avoid getting hit!
[19:13] * Indiana Soppo ducks back under the plane's wing, and walks right into a punch from G11!!!
[19:14] * Indiana Soppo staggers back, then gets hit again by G11!!
[19:14] <Indiana Soppo> DX
[19:14] <G11> >:(
[19:14] * G11 B[BLEEP]CHSLAPS Indiana Soppo so hard she does a full 360 before falling to the ground!!!!!!!!!
[19:15] * G11 closes in on Indiana Soppo.
[19:17] * Elbe can't get a clear shot on Soppo because of G11! >:O
[19:17] * Elbe gets WHACKED from behind with a wrench and goes down face-first into the c[BLEEP]kpit!
[19:19] <Chibi-AnTil> :D
[19:20] * Chibi-AnTil climbed up the back of the plane like Indiana Soppo was trying to do, but succeeded! He drops the wrench, hops down into the open c[BLEEP]kpit, and starts trying to pull Elbe away from the controls.
[19:20] <Elbe> X___x
[19:21] * Elbe fell onto some levers that turned out to be some of the throttle controls! The engine on the starboard side of the plane increase power, causing the plane to start moving forward and turning slowly towards the left.
[19:22] * Indiana Soppo is meanwhile getting PUMMELED by G11.
[19:22] *** The jerking of the plane causes the c[BLEEP]kpit canopy to slam shut, the lock engaging. Chibi-AnTil is stuck inside now!
[19:23] <Chibi-AnTil> Oh crap!
[19:24] * Chibi-AnTil tries looking around at the unfamiliar controls, then sees something ELSE approaching: an open-backed truck carrying ALL of the German T-Dolls coming right towards the airfield at high speed!
[19:25] * Chibi-AnTil notices a small passage leading from the back of the c[BLEEP]kpit towards the rear of the plane, where there's a ball turret!!!
[19:25] * Chibi-AnTil hurries down the passage to the turret, taking control of the double-barreled machine gun there!
[19:27] *** MP-40, Stg-44, Kar98K, MP-41, P-38, P08, and G-43 have arrived, their truck skidding to a halt!
[19:28] <StG-44> Beeil dich! Beschütze das flugzeug!
[19:29] * G-43 points at G11 and Indiana Soppo.
[19:29] <G-43> Wow! Die Amerikanerin wird total verprügelt!
[19:30] * MP-40 looks at the plane.
[19:30] * MP-40 sees the Fox-boy at the controls of the turret gun!
[19:32] <MP-40> Oh Scheiße, das ist ein flugzeuggeschütz.
[19:32] <MP-40> OH SCHEISSE, DAS IST EIN FLUGZEUGGEWEHR!!
[19:33] * Chibi-AnTil BRINGS ON THE DAKKA!!!!!!!!!
[19:34] * Chibi-AnTil opens fire with a continuous burst, spraying both the truck AND the German T-Dolls with bullets!! The girls start wailing and flailing as they're peppered with bullets that cause HUGE explosions of blood and gore to erupt from their bodies!!
[19:35] <P08> ♦ MEIN LIEBEN!!! XO
[19:35] * P-38 Wilheim screams!
[19:36] * MP-40 flops forward as a BIG squib-load goes off in the front and BACK of her torso, making it look like Ragu spaghetti sauce just erupted from her like an Italian volcano!
[19:39] * StG-44 slowly crumples to the ground as multiple squib-loads go off from under her jacket...and one from under her HAT, sending her trademark hat ERUPTING high into the air!
[19:39] *** The plane keeps rotating, and one of the wings nudges the side of the fuel truck, causing it to leak fuel!
[19:40] * Indiana Soppo is STILL fighting with G11 and LOSING!! She gets thrown into the side of the plane again and rushes underneath it to try and get some distance!
[19:41] * G-43 tries to take aim at the plane and gets BLOWN AWAY by the turret.
[19:45] * MP-41 tries to take aim as well and gets blown away by Chibi-AnTil too, the burst blowing her chest open in a GIGANTIC spray of chunky red liquid...aaaaaaaaaaaaaand hitting something important in a nearby storage shed that causes it to blow up in a small explosion!!
[19:45] <MP-41> X___x
[19:45] * MP-41 is suddenly set upon by a bunch of Fennec Foxes that can no longer restrain themselves!!!
[19:46] <Fennec Foxes> FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD~!!!! >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D
[19:47] <Fennec Fox> Italian sausage marinara!!!
[19:49] *** The explosion is seen from over a mile away! In particular a CERTAIN part of the camp where UMP-45 and HK-416 are at!!
[19:49] <HK-416> O___o
[19:50] <HK-416> STAY WITH THE ARK! PROTECT IT!
[19:50] <UMP-45> Sopmod!!
[19:50] <UMP-45> SOPMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD~!!!
[19:51] *** The scene switches back to the airplane. Chibi-AnTil is struggling with the canopy latch, and Indiana Soppo is still getting ABUSED by G11
[19:52] <Chibi-AnTil> SOPPO!! I can't open it from inside!
[19:52] * Indiana Soppo notices the fuel from the truck is spreading everywhere...including the burning storage shed!!!!!!!
[19:52] <Indiana Soppo> O___O
[19:54] *** The spreading pool of fuel starts to spread under the plane, splashing into Jade's face, waking her up.
[19:54] <Jade> Huuuhhhhh~?
[19:54] <Jade> o____o
[19:54] <Jade> O____O
[19:54] * Jade starts getting the HELL out of there!!
[19:57] * Chibi-AnTil starts having problems of his OWN as he's grabbed from behind and pinned to the ground by Elbe's weight!
[19:57] <Elbe> >:D
[19:57] <Elbe> Ups, ich bin umgefallen!
[19:58] * Elbe falls face first into Chibi-AnTil's tails and holds onto him tightly!
[20:03] * Indiana Soppo gets kicked off the top of the plane by G11 and hits the ground with an audible THUD.
[20:03] * G11 repeatedly punches Indiana Soppo in the face.
[20:04] <Indiana Soppo> >___<;;;
[20:04] * Indiana Soppo manages to grab G11 by her hair and PUNCHES HER A FEW TIMES IN THE FACE!!!
[20:04] <G11> >___<;
[20:05] * G11 HEADBUTTS Indiana Soppo, then grabs BOTH of Soppo's breasts and TWISTS HARD.
[20:06] <Indiana Soppo> XO
[20:06] * Indiana Soppo shudders like crazy and falls to the ground, writhing comically for a few seconds.
[20:06] <G11> GET BACK UP, YOU BA[BLEEP]RD! COME ON! UP!!!
[20:09] * Indiana Soppo looks up...THEN HITS THE DIRT AND COVERS HER HEAD!
[20:09] <G11> Huh?
[20:09] * G11 turns around...
[20:10] *** The plane was still rotating...AND ONE OF THE PROPELLERS IS JUST INCHES AWAY FROM G11!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[20:11] *** Insert extreme close-up of G11's panicked face!
[20:11] <G11> ♦ AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
[20:12] *** Insert LOUD ripping and tearing sounds, followed by a truly EPIC eruption of chunky red gore shooting everywhere, especially across the fuselage of the plane!!!
[20:13] *** G11 has left #suburbansenshi3 (*Splat-splat-splat-splat-splat-splat!!!*)
[20:14] *** Fennecs SWARM towards the remains.
[20:14] <Random Fennec Fox> Ooooooooooooooo! Ground bison and garlic!!!!!!!!
[20:15] <Random Fennec Fox #2> Forest Kits were right! Best food ever!!!
[20:17] * Indiana Soppo quickly gets back up, draws her pistol, and rushes towards the plane, jumping back up onto it and moving towards the canopy!
[20:18] * Indiana Soppo sees Chibi-AnTil struggling with Elbe inside the c[BLEEP]kpit! She's got AnTil pinned down and he's slapping her repeatedly in the face with his tails!!!
[20:20] <Elbe> Ja! Schlag mich weiter so! Fuchsschwänze so flauschig!
[20:22] <Indiana Soppo> D:
[20:22] <Indiana Soppo> MY TAILS!! NOT YOURS!
[20:22] * Indiana Soppo SHOOTS through the canopy and into Elbe's back!!!
[20:23] * Indiana Soppo pulls open the canopy and pulls Elbe OFF of Chibi-AnTil.
[20:23] <Indiana Soppo> Are you okay?!
[20:24] <Chibi-AnTil> Yeaaahh... @___@
[20:24] *** Some of the fuel reaches the burning storage shed and IGNITES!
[20:25] * Indiana Soppo grabs Chibi-AnTil practically RIPS him out of the c[BLEEP]kpit, and runs with him AWAY from the plane as the Iconic Music plays in the background!
[20:25] * Indiana Soppo and Chibi-AnTil ESCAPE! And the plane goes BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!
[20:26] *** A short time later, the airfield is swarming with German T-Dolls. HK-416 and UMP-45 storm about, looking furious.
[20:26] <HK-416> LOAD THE ARK ONTO A TRUCK!!!
[20:27] <HK-416> GET IT AWAY FROM HERE IMMEDIATELY!
[20:27] <HK-416> We'll load it onto a plane once we get it to Cairo!
[20:28] <HK-416> And...I WANT PLENTY OF PROTECTION!!!!
[20:30] * HK-416 and UMP-45 are both startled big-time as a nearby wooden watchtower suddenly EXPLODES for no apparent reason!!
[20:31] <UMP-45> >:(
[20:31] <UMP-45> Sopmod. I know you're out there.
[20:33] * UMP-45 moves away with HK-416, helping her make preparations as multitudes of laborers and Fennec Foxes start to swarm around the area. The Crimson Axis troops try to keep order, but it quickly descends into Barely Organized Chaos as the laborers start arguing with the T-Dolls and the Fennecs start FEASTING on all of the delicious ground meat and spaghetti sauce that exploded everywhere.
[20:34] * Negev is rushing by when she hears a loud whistle coming from a nearby tent.
[20:34] * Negev looks inside to see...
[20:36] <Negev> חרא קדוש! אני כל כך שמח ששניכם בחיים!
[20:36] *** Indiana Soppo and Chibi-AnTil are hiding in the tent, waiting for things to calm down.
[20:38] <Negev> We don't have much time, Soppo. If you still want the Ark, it's being loaded on a truck for Cairo!
[20:38] <Indiana Soppo> Truck? What truck?
[20:43] *** The scene switches to THIS TRUCK as the T-Dolls load a big wooden crate into the back, will EVERY German T-Doll loading onto other trucks AND jeeps AND motorcycles AND a staff car where UMP-45, UMP-9, and HK-416 are getting in.
[20:45] *** The people do NOT seem at all happy that the Crimson Axis is preparing to take away what's inside the crate. Several Fennec Foxes are on top of dirt piles and low ridges howling their displeasure.
[20:45] *** The trucks start to move out.
[20:46] <Indiana Soppo> Negev, get to Cairo. Find some kind of transportation to England. Boat, plane, anything.
[20:47] <Indiana Soppo> Meet me at the usual place and be ready for me. I'll probably have some of these girls in hot pursuit so plan accordingly.
[20:47] <Indiana Soppo> I'm going after that truck.
[20:47] <Chibi-AnTil> How?
[20:47] <Indiana Soppo> ...
[20:47] <Indiana Soppo> I don't know! I'm making this up as I go! :D
[20:47] <Chibi-AnTil> D:
[20:48] <Indiana Soppo> :D
[20:48] * Indiana Soppo rushes off.
[20:49] *** The next scene shows a flurry of activity inside a different tent as a horse suddenly starts galloping out of it, and Indiana Soppo is in the saddle!
[20:49] <Indiana Soppo> :D
[20:51] * Indiana Soppo gallops through the camp, causing hundreds of laborers to stand and shout.
[20:52] * Indiana Soppo sees Jade in the distance, stumbling around still dazed from the beating she took and reeking of aviation gas.
[20:53] * Indiana Soppo steers the horse towards her!
[20:53] <Indiana Soppo> >:D
[20:53] <Jade> ????
[20:53] <Jade> !!!!!!!!!!
[20:58] * Jade gets TRAMPLED by Soppo's horse!
[20:58] *** Jade has left #suburbansenshi3 (*is now half-buried in the dirt with a hoof-print on her forehead. * X___X)
[21:00] * Indiana Soppo doesn't slow down as she continues to race through the trails leading over the hills towards the main roads. She's in hot pursuit now! >:D
[21:01] *** AND PAUSE HERE FOR NOW SINCE THIS A GOOD PLACE TO STOP FOR THE NIGHT.
[21:02] *** WE'LL CONTINUE TOMORROW EVENING, SAME TIME, FOR THE BIG VEHICLE CHASE SCENE, WHICH I'M SURE YOU'LL FIND EQUALLY ENTERTAINING!
[21:02] <Indiana Soppo> UNTIL THEN, THANK YOU FOR JOINING US AND WE LOOK FORWARD TO YOU JOINING US AGAIN TOMORROW. TAKE CARE!
[21:02] *** Indiana Soppo has left #suburbansenshi3 (*whipcracks!*)
[18:41] * ~The Cheesykits Projector starts to warm up
[18:42] *** The scene starts with a recap of Indiana Soppo's awesome ride out of the camp after the Crimson Axis trucks...aaaaaaaaaaaaannd running over Jade AGAIN.
[18:43] * Indiana Soppo brings her horse to a trot as they ride down a steep dirt hill, finally leveling out right alongside the Crimson Axis convoy!
[18:48] * Stg-44 ,MP-41, and FG-42 are riding in the jeep directly behind the transport truck. Stg-44 points at Indiana Soppo!!!!
[18:48] <Stg-44> THERE SHE IS! STOP HER!
[18:49] * FG-42 is at the back of the jeep, with her signature gun ready to fire!!
[18:50] * FG-42 fires a burst at Indiana Soppo, nearly hitting the truck where everyone else is sitting in the back guarding the crate with the Ark!!!!!
[18:52] <P08> Hey! Schau es dir an! Erschieß uns nicht!!
[18:53] * Indiana Soppo spurs her horse to a full gallop to get alongside the passenger side of the truck.
[18:54] * Indiana Soppo JUMPS onto the side of the truck, flings open the side door, and GRABS the girl in the passenger seat!!!
[18:55] <G-41> WHAAAAAA?!!!
[18:55] * G-41 is the T-Doll riding shotgun with MP-40.
[18:56] * Indiana Soppo THROWS G-41 out of the truck!! >:D
[18:56] <G-41> AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! >___<
[18:57] * G-41 faceplants into the dirt ground and skids for several feet before stopping in an unceremonious heap in a shallow ditch.
[18:57] *** G-41 has left #suburbansenshi3 (@_____________@)
[18:57] * Indiana Soppo pulls herself inside and immediately starts wrestling with MP-40, getting her in a half-headlock and punching her repeatedly in the face and chest.
[18:57] <Indiana Soppo> >:D
[18:59] <MP-40> AAAAAAAGH!!
[18:59] <MP-40> Dumm! Ich fahre hier! So passieren Unfälle!
[19:02] * Indiana Soppo manages to stomp on the brake pedal, causing the truck to slow down drastically, causing all of the girls in the back to lose their balance.
[19:03] *** The jeep with Stg-44, FG-42 and MP-41 collides with the back of the truck! >___< D:< @___@
[19:04] * MP-40 manages to shove Sopmod-2 off of her and stomps on the gas!
[19:04] *** The truck suddenly surges forward, causing the crate to shift backwards and collide with P08's butt!
[19:07] * P08 goes flying off of the back of the truck, flailing wildly and making a strident SCREAM as she goes!!!
[19:10] * P08 SLAMS onto the hood of the jeep behind them and faceplants THROUGH the windshield.
[19:10] <P08> X___X
[19:10] * UMP-45 is watching all of this in the car ahead and looking pissed.
[19:14] * UMP-9 is just giggling at the carnage.
[19:14] * HK-416 looks dumbfounded.
[19:15] * C96 is driving the car and just wants to survive this insane scene!!! T___T
[19:15] <C96> OH CRAP!
[19:16] * C96 swerves to the side a little to avoid hitting a bunch of scaffolding on the side of the road.
[19:17] * MP-40 and Indiana Soppo don't notice the scaffolding until the last moment and BARELY manage to swerve, but still hit some of it and cause the wooden structures to EXPLODE spectacularly!
[19:17] * MP-40 and Indiana Soppo both grab the steering wheel and stabilize the truck.
[19:18] <MP-40> Whew! Das war knapp, nicht wahr?
[19:18] <MP-40> ^___^
[19:18] <Indiana Soppo> >:D
[19:19] * Indiana Soppo just PUNCHES MP-40 in the face and sends her flying out of the cab!! MP-40 hits the ground and bounces into a ditch!
[19:19] * Indiana Soppo is now the sole driver of the truck!
[19:20] <Indiana Soppo> >:D
[19:20] * Indiana Soppo floors the accelerator!
[19:21] * Indiana Soppo RAMS the back of the staff car, sending it skidding off of the road, but C96 manages to regain control and get back onto the road.
[19:21] * Stg-44's starts pulling up alongside the truck.
[19:21] * FG-42 takes aim at the cab. >:(
[19:22] * Indiana Soppo serves the truck into them and runs them off the road.
[19:22] <Stg-44> Scheiße! Scheiße! SCHEISSE!!
[19:23] <P08> X___X
[19:23] <MP-41> Ist das nicht eine Klippe vor uns?!
[19:24] <Stg-44> Oh Scheiße, das IST eine Klippe!!!
[19:25] *** Insert AWESOME wideshot scene of their jeep sailing off the top of a cliff and soaring down, down, DOWN into it, with the Dolls flailing wildly and going airborne along the way!
[19:26] *** Stg-44, P08, MP-41, and FG-42 has left #suburbansenshi3 (AAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh~!!!!!!!!!!)
[19:29] *** Back inside the rear of the truck, Kar98k is issuing orders to MG-42, MG-34, P38, and G-43
[19:31] <Kar98k> In Ordnung! Klettern Sie alle am Rand der Abdeckung entlang nach draußen, steigen Sie ins Taxi und holen Sie den Verrückten hier raus!
[19:32] <P38> Aber sie tritt uns allen in den hintern! T____T
[19:34] * Kar98k WILL HEAR NONE OF THAT! FOR DER VATER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[19:35] *** The girls start climbing along the sides of the truck, slowly and painfully making their way to the front.
[19:36] * Indiana Soppo sees them in her side mirrors. "Ew."
[19:36] * Indiana Soppo starts swerving back and forth!
[19:37] <MG-42> D:
[19:37] * MG-42 gets hit in the face by a branch and goes flying off!!
[19:37] *** MG-42 has left #suburbansenshi3 (CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAP~!!)
[19:39] * MG-34 hangs on for a few seconds, but the canvas ragtop of the truck's rear tears and she goes flying off, too!
[19:39] *** MG-34 has left #suburbansenshi3 (DX)
[19:42] * G-43 gets SMACKED across the face by branches and loses her grip, flying off and landing face first in a big pool of murky water.
[19:42] *** G-43 has left #suburbansenshi3 (@___@)
[19:43] * P38 manages to get to the passenger side door, swings around, and SHOOTS with her gun!
[19:43] * Indiana Soppo is shot in the arm!
[19:43] <Indiana Soppo> >___<;;;;
[19:44] * Indiana Soppo KICKS the door hard before P38 can shoot again.
[19:45] * P38 holds on tight as the door swings out dangerously far!! D:
[19:45] * Indiana Soppo kicks AGAIN!
[19:45] * P38 screams as the door comes off its hinges and they both slam onto the dirt road HARD.
[19:45] *** P38 has left #suburbansenshi3 (@___@)
[19:45] <Kar98k> >:[
[19:46] * Kar98k pulls herself on TOP of the truck and crawls along the roof towards the front!
[19:48] * Kar98k gets up to the roof of the driver's cab, grabs the sides, and SWINGS DOWN through the side window, kicking Indiana Soppo HARD as she swings down into the driver's seat!
[19:48] <Kar98k> >:D
[19:48] <Indiana Soppo> OOOWWWWWW~!!!
[19:48] * Indiana Soppo grabs her arm tightly. P38 really nailed her with that pistol shot.
[19:49] * Kar98k PUNCHES her in the wounded spot!
[19:49] <Kar98k> >:[
[19:49] <Indiana Soppo> >__<;;
[19:49] * Kar98k punches her AGAIN!
[19:50] * Kar98k grabs Indiana Soppo and THROWS her through the windshield!
[19:51] * Indiana Soppo rolls across the hood and just barely manages to keep herself from going off the front by grabbing onto the truck's hood ornament.
[19:51] *** The hood ornament starts to bend and break off.
[19:52] * Indiana Soppo grabs onto the front grill and hangs on for dear life. D:
[19:52] * HK-416 waves towards Kar98k
[19:53] <HK-416> Aufleuchten! Aufleuchten! Sie ist auf der vorderen Stoßstange! Gehen Sie voran und rammen Sie uns ein wenig!
[19:54] * Kar98k nods and accelerates towards the 404 staff car.
[19:54] * Indiana Soppo climbs down further, then grabs onto the underside of the truck and goes underneath!
[19:55] * Indiana Soppo hooks her bullwhip to the undercarriage and begins the epic DRAG SCENE!
[19:59] * Indiana Soppo is dragged along the dirty road, clinging to her whip as she slowly, painfully, pulls herself closer to the back. >______<;;;;
[19:59] * Indiana Soppo manages to get to the back and climbs aboard.
[19:59] * Indiana Soppo climbs onto the roof and starts crawling forward along the top just like Kar98k to her!!
[20:00] * Indiana Soppo swings down into the passenger seat and KICKS Kar98k in the face!!!
[20:00] <Kar98k> >___<;;
[20:01] * Kar98k gets pulled into the passenger seat as Indiana Soppo climbs over her and reclaims the driver's seat!
[20:01] * Indiana Soppo grabs Kar98k by the back of her head and starts SLAMMING her head into the dashboard! Over and over and over again!
[20:03] * Indiana Soppo throws Kar98k out the windshield just like SHE did to HER!! >:D
[20:03] * Kar98k tumbles across the hood and tries to grab onto the hood ornament THAT ALREADY BROKE OFF!!
[20:04] * Kar98k grabs onto the front grill like Sopmod did!
[20:04] <Kar98k> >:D
[20:04] *** The grill BREAKS OFF!!!!!
[20:05] <Kar98k> O_____o
[20:05] * Kar98k lets out an ENORMOUS Wilheim Scream as she falls underneath the truck!
[20:06] *** The truck BOUNCES as it rolls over Kar98k, and the camera shows her arms and legs flailing like crazy as the vehicle rolls over her.
[20:07] *** The final scene of Kar98k is of her laying on the ground with the most COMICAL "bonked" expression on her face...along with an unmistakable tire-print running length wise over her body and over her whole face.
[20:07] *** Kar98k has left #suburbansenshi3 (@///////@)
[20:09] * Indiana Soppo accelerates towards the 404 staff car. >:(
[20:09] * C96 pulls to the side to let Indiana Soppo pass! She's being SENSIBLE!!!
[20:09] <UMP-9> O__O
[20:09] <HK-416> >:[
[20:09] <UMP-45> D:<
[20:11] * Indiana Soppo rams them from the side, causing their car to skid off the road. C96 manages to keep from crashing, but she fishtails and spins the car out in the loose dirt, finally skidding to a halt.
[20:11] * Indiana Soppo 's truck speeds away!
[20:11] * UMP-45 starts slapping C96 over and over across the back of her head! "Idiot! IDIOT! GO AFTER HER!!!!!"
[20:13] *** The scene switches as Indiana Soppo finally reaches Cairo. Various people and Fennec Foxes are guiding and directing her down various streets, until finally she arrives in a large market square. They direct her truck towards an open garage, which she quickly drives into.
[20:14] *** The people then quickly close the doors, lower a canvas awning, and pull several small carts loaded with wares in front of the doors. Now it looks like just another stall!
[20:17] *** The Squad 404 staff car arrives a minute later, driving around a bit and skidding to a halt.
[20:17] <UMP-45> >:[
[20:17] <HK-416> D:<
[20:17] <UMP-9> <__<
[20:17] * A random Fennec Fox leaps up onto the hood of the car.
[20:18] <A random Fennec Fox > Facehugs for 100 francs!
[20:19] <Fennec Fox #3> Kit-hats for 1000! :D
[20:19] <C96> OOOooooooo!
[20:21] <C96> Nimmst du Deutschemarks?
[20:21] <C96> :D
[20:22] * HK-416 SMACKS C96 across the back of her head, scoops up the Fennec Fox, and THROWS it into a nearby fountain where it hits the water with a splash!!
[20:22] * Fennec Fox #3 is now a Sodden Fennec Fox! D:<
[20:23] *** The 404 staff car quickly drives away, and as it disappears around a corner, the crowd breaks out into cheers! THEY TRICKED THE GIRLS!!!!
[20:26] *** The scene switches. Several hours have passed and night has fallen. Indiana Soppo is limping something fierce and Chibi-AnTil is helping her along.
[20:31] *** The location is the docks! Several ships of various sizes are resting at anchor, and numerous people are bustling about, carrying cargo and preparing the ships for departure.
[20:31] <Negev> There you are!
[20:32] <Negev> The last of the preparations have been made.
[20:32] <Chibi-AnTil> The Ark?
[20:33] <Negev> It's already been loaded. Now that Sopmod is here everything's been taken care of.
[20:33] <Indiana Soppo> Do you trust them?
[20:33] <Negev> ...for the most part.
[20:35] * Negev looks over to a tall, distinctive woman standing nearby. "JEAN BART!"
[20:35] *** THIS GIRL turns around to face Negev and comes over.
[20:39] *** Jean Bart has joined #suburbansenshi3
[20:39] <@spiritflame> konbanwa Jean Bart
[20:39] * Jean Bart approaches, frowning as she does so.
[20:39] <Negev> Captain Bart, these...are my friends.
[20:39] <Negev> They are my family.
[20:39] <Negev> I will hear of it if they are not treated well.
[20:40] <Jean Bart> Very well. Their comfort will be my first responsibility. Doctor Sopmod-2!
[20:40] <Jean Bart> I've heard a lot about you. Your appearance...
[20:41] *** Indiana Soppo looks like CRAP right now. Her clothes are shredded, her arm is bandaged, and she looks like she was literally covered in dirt for several hours. And she has several bruises on her forehead and cheeks.
[20:42] <Jean Bart> Your appearance is exactly the way I imagined. ^____^
[20:42] * Jean Bart laughs and walks towards the boarding ramp of her frieghter.
[20:45] * Negev grins at Sopmod-2 and Chibi-AnTil
[20:45] * Negev goes over and hugs Indiana Soppo hard!
[20:46] <Indiana Soppo> OOOOOOWWWWWWW~!!!!!!!!
[20:46] <Negev> Look out for each other. I am already missing you.
[20:47] <Chibi-AnTil> Thank you for everything, Negev.
[20:47] * Chibi-AnTil gives Negev a kiss on one of her cheeks. "That's for all the help you've given us."
[20:48] * Chibi-AnTil gives Negev a kiss on the other cheek. "That's for all the risks you took for us."
[20:48] * Chibi-AnTil gives Negev a kiss on the lips. "And that's for you." =^ ^=
[20:51] * Negev now has THIS EXPRESSION on her face as she watches Chibi-AnTil go with Indiana Soppo towards the ship.
[20:51] <Negev> >:D
[20:54] <Negev> You will be mine! Oh yes, you WILL be mine!
[20:59] *** The scene switches to the freighter as it sails out onto the ocean. It proudly bears the symbol of the Vichya Dominion, and it's crewed ENTIRELY by the Seadoll of the Dominion! It's kind of odd seeing them all dressed up as grimy, fly-by-night smugglers though.
[21:00] *** The scene switches again to a fairly large cabin where Indiana Soppo is flopped down onto a bed, and Chibi-AnTil is just coming in, looking freshly showered and carrying a large bowl of steaming water, linen sheets, and food packages.
[21:00] <Indiana Soppo> Where did you go?
[21:01] <Chibi-AnTil> To get cleaned up.
[21:01] * Chibi-AnTil is now wearing some well-fitting leather trousers and a loose-fitting cotton shirt with an open collar.
[21:02] <Indiana Soppo> Where did you get THAT?
[21:04] <Chibi-AnTil> From THEM. I get the feeling I'm not the first young man to ever travel with her and her pirates.
[21:04] <Indiana Soppo> It's nice.
[21:04] <Chibi-AnTil> Hmmm?
[21:05] <Indiana Soppo> Seriously. It's a good look on you. You look like you're ready to start your own archeology adventure yourself.
[21:05] * Chibi-AnTil goes over to a nearby free-standing mirror and looks at himself in it.
[21:06] * Indiana Soppo is looking at her own reflection on the other side of the twin-sided mirror.
[21:06] * Indiana Soppo looks TERRIBLE right now.
[21:10] * Chibi-AnTil can't really see himself too well because the mirror on his side is dirty and greasy.
[21:10] <Chibi-AnTil> :/
[21:10] * Chibi-AnTil grabs the top of the mirror and pulls it down to flip it over.
[21:11] *** The mirror flips over...and the bottom part SMASHES INTO SOPMOD-2'S CHIN!!!!!!
[21:13] *** And THIS is the immediate result!!!
[21:14] <Indiana Soppo> ♦ AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[21:15] <Chibi-AnTil> Whatdyou say?
[21:15] * Indiana Soppo doesn't answer as she's now laying on her back in the bed, completely unconscious.
[21:15] * Indiana Soppo is away: X_____X
[21:19] *** AND PAUSE HERE FOR NOW SINCE THIS A GOOD PLACE TO PAUSE.
[21:20] *** WE'LL CONTINUE TOMORROW EVENING, SAME TIME, FOR THE SHOCKING RETURN OF THE BIG BAD ENEMIES!! UNTIL THEN, TAKE CARE AND THANK YOU FOR JOIN US.
[18:30] * ~The Cheesykits Projector starts to warm up
[18:33] *** The scene starts with a recap of THIS for everyone's viewing pleasure!
[18:42] *** The scene skips ahead. It's morning now, and Chibi-AnTil is waking up to find Indiana Soppo loading her gun.
[18:42] <Chibi-AnTil> What's going on?
[18:45] <Indiana Soppo> The engines have stopped. I'm going to the bridge to find out what's happened.
[18:48] * Indiana Soppo hurries up to the bridge of the ship, where Jean Bart is hanging up the intercom transmitter after receiving word that the ship has indeed shut down the engines. What few Seadolls that Indiana Soppo can see look tense and worried.
[18:48] <Indiana Soppo> What's happening?
[18:48] <Jean Bart> >:f
[18:49] <Jean Bart> We have very important friends about to come aboard.
[18:50] * Jean Bart points out through the forward windshield out onto the ocean. Alongside the ship is none other than a large Crimson Axis submarine!
[18:52] *** The ship has THIS symbol on it!




[18:55] <Jean Bart> I sent Clemenceau to your cabin to get you and the boy. You both need to disappear. We have a hidden compartment in the cargo hold set up for just this kind of situation.
[18:55] <Jean Bart> Hurry, get moving. They'll be boarding us any minute now.
[18:56] * Indiana Soppo hurries out of there and rushed back to the cabin!
[18:56] *** Meanwhile, the Seadolls of Ironblood have already begun coming aboard!
[18:59] * Indiana Soppo ducks down a side passage to avoid running into THESE GIRLS!!!!!
[18:59] <Prinz Eugen> ^_____^
[18:59] * Prinz Eugen struts down the deck like she f[BLEEP]king OWNS the boat!
[19:00] * Z-46 is moving ahead of the other Destroyer-Girls and is herding the crew towards the bow of the ship.
[19:01] *** And...yes! YES! It's everyone's favorite Submarine Girl headed STRAIGHT towards Sopmod's and AnTil's cabin!!!
[19:03] *** And who else is with her but Ironblood's hardest-working member of the Starter Squad!!!
[19:03] <Z-23> >:[
[19:03] * U-47 knocks on the door.
[19:06] <U-47> Entschuldigen sie uns. Bitte öffnen sie die tür.
[19:06] <U-23> ÖFFNEN SIE DIESE TÜR!!
[19:06] <U-23> D:<
[19:07] * U-23 starts bashing the door to get it to open! Nimi is NOT having it today!
[19:09] * Chibi-AnTil opens the door and backs away as U-47, Z-23, and Admiral Hipper HERSELF push their way inside.
[19:11] * Admiral Hipper is in Full Tsundere mode today.
[19:12] <Admiral Hipper> WHERE IS SHE?! Where is Doctor Sopmod?! TELL US!!!!
[19:12] <Admiral Hipper> >:f
[19:12] <Z-23> We have ways of making you talk, fox-boy!!! >:(
[19:13] <U-47> Now, if you would please accompany us topside, we can avoid any more unpleasantness from these two loudmouths.
[19:15] * Admiral Hipper shoves Chibi-AnTil towards the door and out into the passage.
[19:15] <Chibi-AnTil> Don't you touch me! >:(
[19:16] * Z-23 just starts pushing AnTilZha forward, of course getting herself FULLY engulfed within his tails!!
[19:16] * Z-23 tries to hide her expression, but the satisfied grin is apparent. >:3
[19:20] *** Elsewhere in the ship, Prinz Adalbert, Prinz Heinrich, and Yorck have found the cargo hold. They hold up their flashlights and illuminate the crate containing the Ark of the Fluffiment!
[19:21] *** Elsewhere, the rest of Ironblood is swarming over the ship, searching it and gathering all of the Vichya Dominion girls onto the foredeck where they can be easily seen and kept track of.
[19:25] *** And standing at the bridge, overseeing ALL of this, is none other than the girl who instantly makes you feel the Pride of a Nation, the Beast Made of Steel herself!!!
[19:26] <Bismarck> :f
[19:27] *** UMP-45 has joined #suburbansenshi3
[19:27] <@spiritflame> konbanwa UMP-45
[19:27] *** UMP-9 has joined #suburbansenshi3
[19:27] <@spiritflame> konbanwa UMP-9
[19:28] *** HK-416 has joined #suburbansenshi3
[19:28] <@spiritflame> konbanwa HK-416
[19:28] * HK-416 looks unabashedly giddy as she sees the crate with the Ark being brought up from the cargo hold.
[19:29] * Chibi-AnTil is pulled up onto the main deck with everyone else.
[19:29] * Chibi-AnTil breaks free from Z-23 and Admiral Hipper, rushes over and tries to PUNCH HK-416.
[19:29] <Chibi-AnTil> D:<
[19:30] * Jean Bart quickly grabs Chibi-AnTil's arm and pulls him away before he can do anything that'll make a bad situation even worse!
[19:31] *** The girls of Vichya Dominion all laugh at Chibi-AnTil's attempt to hit HK-416 (even though HK-416 certainly deserves it for being a Crimson Axis bimbo).
[19:31] * UMP-45 giggles a little herself.
[19:31] <HK-416> Where is Doctor Sopmod??!
[19:33] <Prinz Eugen> There's been no trace of her yet. We've finished a basic search of the vessel, but we can't find her.
[19:33] <Jean Bart> Sopmod-2 is dead.
[19:33] <Jean Bart> I killed her. She was of no use to us.
[19:33] <Jean Bart> This young man, however, has certain Value where we're headed.
[19:34] <Jean Bart> He'll bring a very good price!
[19:35] * Chibi-AnTil shifts uncomfortably as Jean Bart reaches down, takes one of his tails, and caresses her own cheek with it, relishing the softness of it.
[19:36] <Mogador> Or maybe he can just stay here with us for all of us to thoroughly enjoy? :D
[19:41] <Jean Bart> That cargo you're taking, if that's what you want, go in peace with it. But leave us the boy, it'll reduce our loss on this trip.
[19:43] <HK-416> SAVAGE!! D:<
[19:43] <HK-416> You are not in a position to ask for anything! We will take what we wish!
[19:43] * HK-416 grabs Chibi-AnTil and yanks him out of Jean Bart's grasp.
[19:44] <HK-416> And then we will decide whether or not to blow your ship from the water!
[19:44] * HK-416 drags Chibi-AnTil away from Jean Bart and hands him over to the nearest group of Ironblood girls.
[19:52] * Chibi-AnTil now surrounded by Blucher, Deutscheland, U-47, Prinz Heinrich, Magdeburg, and Roon, who are all eyeing him like something straight out of the Piper Perri Surrounded meme!
[19:52] <UMP-45> NO! He goes with ME!
[19:53] * UMP-45 moves forward and pulls Chibi-AnTil away from the Ironblood girls (who all look disappointed).
[19:53] <UMP-45> He'll be part of my compensation. I'm sure your Vater won't object.
[19:54] <UMP-45> If he fails to please me, you may do with him as you wish.
[19:55] <HK-416> ...Fine.
[19:55] <HK-416> I'm all that he needs I'm all that he needs I'm all that he needs I'm all that he needs!!!!!!!!! O________O
[20:01] *** The next scene shows the inside of the submarine as the Ironblood girls get back inside of it and prepare to depart. UMP-45, UMP-9, and HK-416 edge past Tirpitz as she oversees operations on the bridge while the rest of the girls bustle about with their duties.
[20:01] * Jean Bart is on the topdeck of her own ship, anxiously watching the Crimson Axis ship as it prepares to leave.
[20:03] * ~ A tiny [url=https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/3546449?q=le_malin_%28azur_lane%29+]slip of a Destroyer-Girl[url] hurries up to Jean Bart's side.
[20:04] * ~ A tiny slip of a Destroyer-Girlhurries up to Jean Bart's side.
[20:05] <Le Malin> We've finished searching. No one can find Doctor Sopmod.
[20:05] <Jean Bart> She's got to be here somewhere. Look again.
[20:05] <Le Malin> ~____~;
[20:05] <Le Malin> <___<
[20:05] <Le Malin> I found her.
[20:06] <Jean Bart> Where?
[20:06] * Le Malin grins and points at the Crimson Axis submarine. "There she is! Aft of the conning tower!!"
[20:09] *** Everyone looks and cheers as they see Indiana Soppo starting to pull herself out of the water. She swam all the way over to the Ironblood submarine and now she's boarding it!
[20:10] <Indiana Soppo> >:D
[20:13] * Indiana Soppo climbs up to the top of the conning tower and crouches down behind the fore-castle, looking for some way to get aboard, but the hatches are all sealed from inside.
[20:13] *** The submarine starts to accelerate!
[20:14] * Tirpitz inside the bridge gives the order!
[20:15] <Tirpitz> Alles voraus voll. Tauchen sie bis zu einer tiefe von zwei faden.
[20:16] <HK-416> So shallow?
[20:17] <HK-416> The topdeck of the conning tower will still be above the surface of the water.
[20:18] <Tirpitz> New orders from the office of Der Vater came. We are to make for our forward port at maximum speed. Submerging fully would require us to proceed on battery power. We have neither the time nor the power for that.
[20:20] *** The travel montage begins, showing (in the foreground) the map of the Mediterranean Sea with a starting port halfway to Spain leading back towards one of the small islands south of Greece.
[20:21] *** In the background of the travel montage, there's scenes of Ironblood girls rushing back and forth, chattering with each other, and some fanservice as Prinz Eugen bends over to pick up a wrench from the floor.
[20:21] <Prinz Eugen> ^____~
[20:23] *** Finally, the submarine approaches the mouth of a cave in the side of a small island surrounded by high cliffs. Past the mouth of the cave is a small dock that
[20:24] *** ^that's clearly been designed to be a submarine pen. The submarine slowly enters the dock, and many more Ironblood girls are waiting at the various posts and scaffolding to bring the submarine to anchor.
[20:24] *** The submarine docks, and dramatic music plays as the crew begin to disembark, carrying with them the crate with the Ark.
[20:26] * Indiana Soppo drags herself behind a stack of boxes. >___<;
[20:26] * Indiana Soppo looks like a drowned rat and her clothes are soaked and shredded.
[20:29] <Indiana Soppo> I need a disguise...
[20:29] * Indiana Soppo waits and lurks, until a few Ironblood girls walk past.
[20:30] * Indiana Soppo waits for one of the girls to lag behind the others, then POUNCES on one of them and YANKS THIS GIRL back behind the boxes!
[20:30] *** Loud PUNCHING sounds are heard.
[20:31] *** Z-25 has left #suburbansenshi3 (@___@)
[20:32] * Indiana Soppo tries to put on Z-25's outfit.
[20:32] *** No Soppo, that is NOT going to work. Sopmod-2 is too tall and too large in the chest region to fit into Z-25's outfit.
[20:33] * Indiana Soppo pauses as she sees UMP-45, HK-416, and Chibi-AnTil leaving the submarine.
[20:34] * Indiana Soppo pauses AGAIN as she realizes she's no longer alone!
[20:35] * Seydlitz has found Sopmod-2.
[20:37] <Seydlitz> Guten tag.
[20:38] <Seydlitz> Z-25, was machst du hier?!
[20:38] <Seydlitz> Kämme deine haare!
[20:39] <Seydlitz> Glätten sie ihren mantel!
[20:40] <Seydlitz> Was ist los mit dir? Du siehst aus wie ein absolutes schwein!
[20:40] * Indiana Soppo PUNCHES Seydlitz in the stomach hard enough to make her go straight to the ground!
[20:40] <Indiana Soppo> >:D
[20:41] * Indiana Soppo follows up with a kick to her head, making Seydlitz's fly up right into her hands.
[20:41] * Indiana Soppo realizes that Seydlitz's outfit would be a MUCH BETTER disguise for her!
[20:42] * UMP-45 pauses as Bismarck approaches.
[20:43] <Bismarck> The altar has been prepared in accordance with your instructions.
[20:44] <UMP-45> Good! Take the Ark there immediately.
[20:46] <HK-416> Is this necessary? I am uncomfortable with the thought of this...strange ritual. We all know that the Kitsune are strange and wondrous beings, but their Gods are supposedly fickle and monstrous things.
[20:46] <HK-416> This ritual seems like an unnecessary risk.
[20:47] <UMP-45> Let me ask you this. Would you be more comfortable opening the Ark at the stronghold of the Crimson Axis, for Der Vater? Finding out, only then, if the sacred pieces of the Covenant are actually inside or not?
[20:48] <UMP-45> Knowing only then whether you have accomplished your mission and obtained the One True Ark?
[20:50] <UMP-45> :D
[20:50] * UMP-45 starts to march forward, looking positively giddy now.
[20:51] * Indiana Soppo (Seydlitz) observes from a short distance away, blending in with the other Ironblood girls.
[20:53] *** The next scene shows everyone outside, marching in a large procession down a long, narrow canyon bordered by jagged, barren cliffs on either side. It's dry, it's dusty, and it feels like they're all marching somewhere on Tatooine somewhere.
[20:58] *** UMP-45 and HK-416 are at the front, with Chibi-AnTil being closely guarded by Scharnhorst and Gneisenau. Further behind them are Karlsruhe and Koln, each carrying a large standard proudly displaying the symbol of Eisenblut.
[21:00] *** Further behind them are Prinz Eugen, Prinz Adelbart, Prinz Heinrich, and Admiral Hipper. All four of them are carrying the Ark itself, which is currently covered by a deep blue canvas shroud. Everyone else is following behind them in two-by-two formation, marching slowly and steadily and proudly, humming the anthem of Ironblood!!!
[21:00] <UMP-9> Why the hell do I have to wear this dumb black trenchcoat? T___T
[21:03] <U-47> Because the script says so. Besides, how do you think we Unterseeboot-Frauleins feel? My skin's going to be redder than Weser's hair by the end of this day.
[21:04] * Indiana Soppo suddenly appears at the top of one of the nearby ridges, armed with a rocket launcher!!!!
[21:05] * Indiana Soppo somehow got a hold of a Kraken-pattern missile launcher! Wait just a FETHING moment, that's Imperial Guard issue!!!!!!!!!!!!
[21:08] <Indiana Soppo> HELLO!!!!!
[21:08] *** The procession stops.
[21:08] <UMP-45> Sopmod?!?!?
[21:08] <UMP-45> SOPMOD??!?!?!?!?!
[21:08] <Indiana Soppo> I'm going to blow up the Ark, 45!!!
[21:09] <UMP-45> Your persistence surprises even me. :?
[21:09] <UMP-45> :/
[21:09] <UMP-45> You're going to give mercenaries a bad name.
[21:10] * HK-416 looks around as the Ironblood girls start brandishing their weapons. "Doctor Sopmod...surely you don't think you can escape from this island?"
[21:10] <HK-416> You are GLORIOUSLY outnumbered and outgunned here!
[21:11] <Indiana Soppo> That depends on how reasonable we're all willing to be. All I want is Chibi-AnTil. Let him go.
[21:11] <HK-416> ...
[21:11] <HK-416> And if we refuse?
[21:12] <Indiana Soppo> Then the Ironblood girls' most important Vater will have no prize.
[21:13] <Blucher> D:
[21:13] <Peter Strasser> O____O
[21:13] <Elbing> Not that!!! Anything but that!!
[21:14] <Z-24> Noooooooooo! We cannot fail Der Vater!! He'll frown at us and refuse to praise us!
[21:15] <Z-23> FILTHY COWARD!!! >:[
[21:15] <UMP-45> Okay! Stand back! STAND BACK!
[21:16] <UMP-45> You win, Sopmod.
[21:16] * UMP-45 makes everyone back away from the Ark.
[21:16] <UMP-45> Blow it up. Blow it back to the Fox Goddess Inari.
[21:17] <Z-23> NIEN!!!!!!!
[21:17] * Z-23 tries to block Sopmod-2's shot with her own body. She's almost immediately joined by both Tirpitz AND Bismarck.
[21:18] * UMP-45 whips out her own gun and aims it at them, forcing them to back away.
[21:18] <UMP-45> JUST BLOW IT UP!
[21:19] <UMP-45> All your life has been spent in pursuit of archaeological relics and the treasures of history.
[21:20] <UMP-45> Inside the Ark are the greatest of all treasures. Beyond all of our wildest aspirations.
[21:20] <UMP-45> You want to see it open as well as I do. You want to see it opened MORE than I do.
[21:21] <UMP-45> You and I, we are simply passing through history. But the Ark...
[21:21] * UMP-45 waves her hand slowly over the Ark. "This IS history!"
[21:21] <Indiana Soppo> ....
[21:22] <Indiana Soppo> ...............................
[21:22] <UMP-45> Do as you will.
[21:22] <Indiana Soppo> :<
[21:22] <Indiana Soppo> >___<
[21:22] * Indiana Soppo slowly lowers the missile launcher to the ground.
[21:23] *** Mainz, Friedrich der Grosse, and Graf Zeppelin soon come up behind Indiana Soppo and pull her away from the missile launcher.
[21:27] *** The scene slowly fades to darkness as night descends upon the island, with only a single point of light marking out the location of where a very important ritual will soon behind.
[21:27] *** ^begin
[21:30] *** AND PAUSE HERE FOR NOW SINCE THIS A GOOD PLACE TO PAUSE.
[21:32] *** WE'VE REACHED THE START OF THE FINAL SCENE, AND WILL CONTINUE MONDAY EVENING. That's the earliest I can do the ending since I have something else scheduled IRL tomorrow that'll take up a good chunk of the evening.
[21:32] *** UNTIL THEN, THANK YOU FOR JOINING EVERYONE AND SEE YOU MONDAY.
[18:34] * ~The Cheesykits Projector starts to warm up
[18:36] *** The scene starts back at the island. Night has fallen, and thunder rumbles in the distance. No lights are on anywhere else at the island except for one small hilltop where numerous electric lamps are on, beaming light upon a flat, roughhewn dais.
[18:37] *** The girls of Ironblood are all assembled, and Prinz Eugen and Prinz Adelbart are bringing the Ark up to the top of the dais where UMP-45, UMP-9, and HK-416 are waiting.
[18:38] * UMP-45 is currently dressed like THIS for the occasion!
[18:39] * Indiana Soppo and Chibi-AnTil are currently on the other side of the clearing, both tied to a lamppost.
[18:39] <Indiana Soppo> D:
[18:39] <Chibi-AnTil> >__<;
[18:42] * UMP-45 takes her mask and moves in closer to the Ark, while UMP-9 and HK-416 keep a respectable distance.
[18:44] <UMP-45 > - Blessings be to Inari on high, who guided her Chosen People through fire, through strife, through darkness... -
[18:45] <UMP-45 > - And delivered unto them her wisdom and commandments, so that they might rise and live in closer accord with you. -
[18:46] <UMP-45 > - Blessings be to you as we seek to re-unite with you now. After long days and long ways of being separated, we desire now to commune with you once again. -
[18:46] <UMP-45 > - That your wisdom and will might once again grace us and lift us closer to you. -
[18:49] <UMP-45 > - Permit us to once again look upon your commandments, that its divine wisdom will at last become known to us all once more. -
[18:49] * UMP-45 steps back.
[18:49] <UMP-9> :3
[18:51] * HK-416 motions towards the Ark. Prinz Eugen and Prinz Adalbert move in towards it and take up positions on either side of the lid.
[18:51] *** Meanwhile, everyone in Ironblood are watching with rapt attention, unwilling to take their eyes off of what's going on for an instant.
[18:53] *** The lid is REMOVED!!!!
[18:53] <Indiana Soppo> AnTil...
[18:53] <Chibi-AnTil> Hmmm?
[18:53] <Indiana Soppo> Be ready for anything.
[18:55] * UMP-45 quickly approaches the opened Ark and looks inside. o___o
[18:55] <UMP-9> O___O
[18:56] <HK-416> :O
[18:56] * HK-416 reaches inside to pick up something within
[18:58] * HK-416 pulls out a handful of fine dust.
[18:58] <HK-416> >:(
[18:58] * HK-416 pours it into UMP-45's outstretched hand, then tosses the rest away with a grunt.
[18:58] <UMP-45> D:
[18:59] * UMP-9 just starts giggling.
[19:00] *** Suddenly, a strange distant wailing can be heard. At first it sounds like it's coming from far away, but as it gets louder everyone realizes it's coming from the portable generator that's supplying electricity to the lights!
[19:01] *** The generator starts to shudder and squeal, then all of a sudden it BURSTS into dozens of pieces! The lights all quickly follow as the bulbs explode from a huge power surge.
[19:01] *** Then the weapons of everyone in Ironblood starts to whine and heat up!
[19:02] <Prinz Eugen> o___O
[19:02] <Z-23> D:
[19:02] <Roon> D:
[19:03] * Bismarck quickly disengages and jettisons all parts of her Rig and jumps clear of it before parts of it either burn into flame or burst apart!
[19:03] * Graf Zeppelin does the same! D:
[19:04] *** EVERYONE in Ironblood gets clear of their Rigs before they self-destruct!!!!!!!!
[19:04] *** Soon the only lights in the area are coming from the small fires of their wrecked Rigs and...the inside of the Ark?!
[19:08] *** Everyone moves in a little closer.
[19:08] <UMP-45> O___O
[19:09] * UMP-45 looks inside. The dust that was inside the Ark has begun to glow and very, very pale white in color. Something is stirring the surface, almost like something else was buried underneath it.
[19:10] *** A pale mist begins to gather on the ground, and faint wispy forms start to dart out of the Ark to float and wind through the air.
[19:10] <Indiana Soppo> AnTil!!!
[19:11] <Indiana Soppo> Don't look at it! Shut your eyes now! Whatever you hear or whatever happens don't look at it!!!!
[19:13] <Chibi-AnTil> >___<;
[19:14] *** With a ghostly howl, cloudy shapes suddenly begin to surge forward and weave among the girls of Ironblood!
[19:15] <U-47> :O
[19:15] * Z-23 jumps back and flails in shock as her hat is snatched off her head by...a spectral fox that darting through the air!!!!
[19:17] * Ulrich von Hutten stumbles and falls to the ground as a Spirit Fox swipes at her face as it shoots past!
[19:17] <HK-416> :P
[19:18] <HK-416> :O
[19:18] <UMP-9> O____O
[19:18] <UMP-45> IT'S BEAUTIFUL!!!!!!!
[19:18] <UMP-45> :D
[19:22] *** More and more Spirit Foxes are flying between and among the girls of Ironblood. Almost all of them are trying to dodge and avoid getting touched by the spectral creatures, and Deutscheland has fallen to the ground, trying to shield herself from several Spirit Foxes that seem to be paying special attention to her!
[19:24] * UMP-45 , UMP-9, and HK-416 watch as something particularly large materializes in front of them.
[19:25] *** It's...it's...RAN YAKUMO! And she looks BEYOND FURIOUS!!!! Her jaws open in a banshee-like screech and her fangs grow into things more akin to nails...or shark teeth!
[19:26] * UMP-9 SCREAMS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[19:28] <HK-416> D:
[19:28] <UMP-45> AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
[19:30] <Chibi-AnTil> SOPPO?! >___<
[19:30] <Indiana Soppo> DON'T LOOK! DON'T LOOK!!!! >__<
[19:31] * UMP-45 looks down in horror as SEVERAL shapes seem to rise up from out of the Ark, materializing into several spectral figures, all of them with perky ears and multiple fluffy tails!!!
[19:36] *** The spectral figures all look like...YES!!!! Shinano! Musashi! Kaga! Akagi! Kii!!! And even...INU-KIT HERSELF IS IN THIS SCENE!!!!
[19:37] *** And yes...dear god it's that LAUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[19:39] *** The Spirit Foxes all regroup and gather into one big mass behind their Demigoddesses while their tails grow and expand and writhe like angry snakes!!!!
[19:39] *** THEN~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[19:40] * The girls of Ironblood start to scream in indescribable pain and terror as they're SWARMED!! Their bodies are all pierced by spear-like tails that start to burn with translucent grey fire, and their faces are engulfed by Facehugger Kits that clamp on and start burning with fierce blue flames!!!
[19:42] *** Z-23, U-47, Scharnhorst, Gneisenau, and Prinz Eugen go down first, writhing and wailing as their bodies start to combust.
[19:42] *** Everyone else soon follows!
[19:42] * Bismarck and Tirpitz are both struck so swiftly and solidly by Facehugger Kits that their hats go flying off their heads!
[19:43] * Admiral Hipper gets it ESPECIALLY bad as she's skewered by THREE spear-tails and attacked by TWO Facehugger Kits that clamp onto either side of her head!
[19:44] *** Not a single girl of Ironblood is spared! They ALL get tail-skewered and hugged by flaming Facehugger Kits!!
[19:45] *** THEN THEY TURN THEIR ATTENTION ON UMP-45, UMP-9, AND HK-416!!!
[19:45] * HK-416 looks like she wants to scream in pants-wetted terror!
[19:45] * UMP-9 SCREAMS again!!!!
[19:46] <UMP-45> D:
[19:47] *** Suddenly, IT HAPPENS!!! They do THE THING!!!!!
[19:47] <UMP-45>




[19:48] <UMP-45> (( Wrong link ))
[19:48] <UMP-45>




[19:48] * HK-416 's head goes SQUISH!!!
[19:49] * UMP-9 's face goes MELTY!!!!
[19:49] * UMP-45 's head goes P-TOOMPH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[19:50] *** Blazing fires explode outwards, washing over the entire area and engulfing everyone and everything!
[19:51] * Chibi-AnTil and Indiana Soppo are both still tied to the lamppost, their eyes still squeezed shut as they both howl in terror at everything they can sense around them. They can see none of it, but they've HEARD EVERYTHING!!!
[19:52] *** The raging firestorm parts around them, sparing them its fury.
[19:53] *** The howling flames recede, but all of the bodies of the Ironblood girls are gone!!
[19:56] *** The firestorm concentrates into a tornado which shoots high up into the sky, piercing the clouds above and carrying with it the rapidly-disintegrating remains of the Ironblood girls. You can make out what looks like Peter Strasser charring and coming apart as she goes past the camera.
[19:56] *** Then the firestorm disperses.
[19:57] *** With an almighty CLANG the lid of the Ark falls back into place, sealing the Ark once more.
[19:57] *** Thunder booms across the area, then silence.
[19:58] <Indiana Soppo> >___O
[19:58] * Indiana Soppo looks around nervously.
[19:58] * Indiana Soppo notices that both she and Chibi-AnTil are free! The ropes that had tied them to the lamppost have been burned to ash.
[19:58] <Chibi-AnTil> D:
[19:59] <Chibi-AnTil> Soppo?
[19:59] * Indiana Soppo grabs hold of Chibi-AnTil and hugs him HARD, as if to make certain he's really there with him!
[20:00] * Indiana Soppo and Chibi-AnTil both look around the clearing.
[20:00] *** Everyone is GONE. There's no trace of either Ironblood nor the UMP Sisters or HK-416.
[20:01] *** The Ark is still there, though. Not a speck of dust or dirt sullies its surface.
[20:03] *** Finally, the scene fades and switches, returning back to Washington DC where Indiana Soppo is sitting in one of the conference rooms of the Jefferson Building with Lewis, Springfield, and Bren
[20:06] <Lewis> You've done your country a great service!
[20:06] <Springfield> And we trust that you found the settlement satisfactory?
[20:07] <Indiana Soppo> Oh the money's fine. The situation is unacceptable though.
[20:07] <Bren> Where is the Ark?
[20:07] <Lewis> ...
[20:07] <Springfield> ...
[20:07] <Springfield> I thought we'd settled that. The Ark is somewhere very safe.
[20:07] <Indiana Soppo> From whom?
[20:08] <Bren> The Ark is a source of unspeakable power and it has to be researched.
[20:09] <Lewis> And it WILL be, I assure you. We have top people working on it right now.
[20:10] <Indiana Soppo> Who?
[20:10] <Lewis> >:/
[20:10] <Lewis> ...TOP. PEOPLE.
[20:12] *** The scene switches with Indiana Soppo storm out of the Jefferson Building (which is actually the main building of the Library of Congress) and starts down the main exterior staircase. Chibi-AnTil is waiting for her halfway down.
[20:13] <Indiana Soppo> FOOLS! Bureaucratic fools!
[20:14] <Indiana Soppo> They don't know what they have there.
[20:14] <Chibi-AnTil> Well, I know what I've got HERE.
[20:14] <Chibi-AnTil> ^___^
[20:14] <Chibi-AnTil> Let's get out of her and get something GOOD to eat. It's all over now.
[20:14] <Chibi-AnTil> So let
[20:15] <Chibi-AnTil> So let's put this adventure behind us and move on to the next quest...for a good ribeye STEAK!
[20:16] * Indiana Soppo slowly starts to smile and takes Chibi-AnTil's arm. The two of them walk off together into the deepening afternoon of mid-20th Century Washington DC (back when it was actually NICE to visit).
[20:18] *** Then...the final scene starts to play. And there's simply no other scene that CAN be played since it's pure PERFECTION . And you can't (and shouldn't) mess with perfection.
[20:20] *** And pushing the crate further into the warehouse, is none other than... oh crap, NOT HER!!!!!
[20:20] <Akashi> >:3
[20:21] <Akashi> - Nyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa~!!!! -
[20:21] *** CUE THE END THEME!!!!!

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[20:44] <???> Grararagh urrrrgh!
[22:22] <???> FLEECA! YOU OWE ME!
[22:23] * ??? dons a Bag and a new mask.
[22:25] <???> Don't know who that one-off masked girl was, but I'M GETTING MY MONEY!
[22:26] * ??? Drives a beat up red truck towards the next New FLEECA Branch.... it's location? Akihabara's Alien Zone
[22:35] * ??? arrives at the branch, and exits the truck, and Busts into the Bank
[22:35] <???> EVERYTHIGN UP, THIS IS A ROBBERY! EMPTY EVERYTHING, B[BLEEP]CHES!
[22:41] * ??? starts seeing sirens in the reflection of the glass.
[22:41] * ??? Shoots up the ceiling.
[22:41] <???> TATTLERS!
[22:47] * ??? sees the officers, quite a different sight from this morning.
[22:50] * ??? pulls otu two guns, one aiming at the tellers, the other aiming outside.
[23:17] <???> /So, we're at a standstill, PUT IT ALL IN!
[23:21] *** the standoff would continue for a while...

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[15:20] *** the fields of Quinox....soft purple grasses blow gently by the wind...in the distance are the ruins of the old city...
[15:21] * Daini Felinus hefts her large backpack on her shoulders and looks around happily “helloooo beautiful ~”
[15:22] *** a few giant moths fly through the air
[15:23] * Daini Felinus grins and sets off on her next big adventure! “I wonder where Zippy and Mothina are today”
[15:23] *** something glints in the grass
[15:24] * Daini Felinus bounces over to inspect!
[15:25] *** the object looks like a worn out key
[15:26] * Daini Felinus picks up the key turning it this way and that curiously “ooo I wonder what this goes to”
[15:27] *** a jewel on the end of the key FLASHES in Daini's eyes, like a blinding white flash
[15:27] <Daini Felinus> Ah! Ow! So bright ><
[15:28] * Daini Felinus blinks repeatedly to clear her vision 0.0 >< 0.0
[15:29] *** there's a hard wind that works to try and push Daini over!
[15:30] * Daini Felinus grabs the ground to hold on
[15:31] *** the white light dims
[15:33] *** oh hey Daini..you're now surrounded by vegitation
[15:33] * Daini Felinus tries to open her eyes and look around “huh. That’s new. Is it edible?”
[15:36] * Daini Felinus gets up and looks around
[15:36] *** you're in the middle of a garden...it's lush and beautiful...flowers and all sorts of plants are there
[15:37] <Guard> hey you!
[15:38] * Daini Felinus looks up at the guard and points to herself confused “me?”
[15:39] <Guard> identify yourself!
[15:39] <Daini Felinus> Uhhh Daini??
[15:39] <Daini Felinus> Daini Felinus?
[15:41] <Guard> how did you get in on royal grounds?
[15:41] * Daini Felinus shrugs “I dunno! There was a bright flash and then I was here! Wait…..YOURE A PERSON!!!” 0.0
[15:42] * Daini Felinus realizes this is the first time she’s ran into another person on Quinox
[15:42] *** yeaaaaah...if you get a good look around.................you see there's a HUGE ASS CASTLE around you.........
[15:42] * Daini Felinus spins around bewildered “what in the Six????”
[15:43] <Guard 2> what's going on?
[15:43] * Guard 2 walks over
[15:44] * Daini Felinus is staring up at the castle in awe “that wasn’t like that before…”
[15:45] <Guard> looks like a civilan snuck into the gardens........
[15:46] <Guard 2> just remove her
[15:46] * Guard makes a grab for Daini
[15:47] * Daini Felinus blinks….then runs! “No! I can’t go to jail!! I’m too young to rot in a cell!!!”
[15:48] <Guard> HEY COME BACK HERE
[15:48] *** Daini, you probably realize your legs are alot shorter then they used to be
[15:49] * Daini Felinus trips over her short legs and face plants into some plants “OOF!!” ><
[15:50] * Guard SKIDS to a halt
[15:50] <Guard> pardon me but....
[15:50] * Guard can be heard talking to someone
[15:50] *** Daini, you hit your head apperently against something..and YAY black out
[15:51] <Daini Felinus> @.@
[15:58] * Daini Felinus tries to reach up to rub her head “owwww”
[16:00] * Daini Felinus looks around at her surrounding and then her legs “when did I get so short??? Wasn’t I short enough before???”
[16:11] * Daini Felinus tries to stand up on wobbly legs and look for the guards from before “hello??”
[16:25] <Daini Felinus> ♦ HELLOOOOOOOOOO????
[16:27] * Daini Felinus stomps her feet and punches the air screaming “I JUST WANTED TO FIND MR FLUFFBUN!!”
[16:28] <?> you're awake!
[16:29] * Daini Felinus stops stomping and jumps startled “AH!!”
[16:30] * Daini Felinus looks at the voice timidly “don’t eat me” >>
[16:33] <Daini Felinus> I taste like regrets and missed opportunity!
[16:35] * ? walks forward "I..I didn't scare you did I!?"
[16:36] <Daini Felinus> ….a little?
[16:36] * Daini Felinus backs up cautiously
[16:36] <?> sorry!
[16:37] * ? is an 8 year old girl with short blond hair, teal eyes and wearing a blue dress with green scales on it
[16:37] <?> the healer said you had a bad bump....
[16:37] * Daini Felinus is still trying to discern wether or not there’s a threat but her head is throbbing
[16:38] <?> mother said you can stay as long as you need to heal!
[16:38] <Daini Felinus> Mother?
[16:39] * Daini Felinus reaches up rubbing her lump on her head “who ARE you?”
[16:40] * ? giggles "you must be far away to not know!"
[16:41] * ? curties "I am Princess Matsama!"
[16:42] * Daini Felinus stops rubbing her head and blinks…”oh……HUUUUUHHH?!”
[16:42] <Daini Felinus> how hard did I hit my head????
[16:43] <?> that does look like a really nasty lump!
[16:44] * Princess Matsama touches it.........
[16:44] * Daini Felinus STARES at Matsama O.O
[16:45] <Princess Matsama> O_O
[16:45] * Princess Matsama draws back as somethign glows on Daini's forehead
[16:47] * Daini Felinus reaches up and rubs her forehead “not again!!!”
[16:50] * Daini Felinus tries to make the glowing stop
[16:50] * Princess Matsama RUNS OFF
[16:51] * Daini Felinus frowns “dang it…. We could have been friends” T.T
[16:51] *** the room btw is HUGE and beautifully furnished..think rococo............there's a large mirror on the other end of the room
[16:52] * Daini Felinus goes over to the mirror to look at herself
[16:55] *** in the mirror is a six year old girl with white hair cut short, rainbow eyes, dressed in what looks like a nightdress..though it looks like that was put on her....
[16:56] * Daini Felinus frowns and looks for a window to escape through
[16:56] *** there is a window..though ti's a little high up for you to reach without help
[16:57] * Daini Felinus snorts and looks for one of those fancy stools rich people have at the end of their bed
[16:57] *** there is one!
[16:58] * Daini Felinus runs over and tries to drag the stool to the window!! “I gotta get outta here before they hang me or worse…dungeon”
[16:59] *** you drag the stool near the window!
[17:00] * Daini Felinus climbs up and then tries to get through the window “come on come on!”
[17:02] *** Daini, you get good look out the window and...................it's a 20 mile drop
[17:02] <Daini Felinus> …..
[17:03] * Daini Felinus blinks and climbs back into the room with a gulp “maybe the dungeon isn’t cold?”

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[17:22] *** the royal throne room is IMMENSE, beautifully decorated with murels, lights and a grand throne carved with moth wings
[17:22] *** the doors open to let Daini in
[17:22] * Daini Felinus just stands there nervously “do I have to?”
[17:24] * Queen Minerva sits at the throne "....enter please"
[17:25] * Daini Felinus looks at Minerva and gulps before slowly…SLOWLY walking towards the throne
[17:27] <Queen Minerva> .....first you sneak into my gardens
[17:28] * Daini Felinus ’s bottom lip quivers “I’m sorry.”
[17:30] <Queen Minerva> ...and then I am told that you starlted my daughter
[17:31] * Daini Felinus hangs her head and wrings her hands nervously
[17:32] <Queen Minerva> ...come here please...
[17:34] * Daini Felinus sniffles and takes a tiny step forward
[17:34] * Queen Minerva stands and walks to the child, looking down at her
[17:35] <Daini Felinus> (this is how I die!)
[17:35] * Daini Felinus has never found a floor more interesting in her LIFE
[17:36] * Queen Minerva kneels down and moves some of Daini's hair
[17:37] * Daini Felinus freezes at the touch ><
[17:38] * Queen Minerva presses her forehead against Daini's
[17:39] * Daini Felinus let’s out the tiniest of squeaks but doesn’t move
[17:44] *** there's a flash in Dain's mind..visuals: A moon, a castle, a sailor crystal...the blurred faces of her family.....
[17:45] * Daini Felinus tears up on the blurred family part
[17:46] *** the visions fade..leading Daini looking into Minerva's face
[17:47] <Daini Felinus> …..
[17:47] * Daini Felinus just cries like the 6 year old she is.
[17:47] * Queen Minerva gently puts a hand ontop of Dain's head....
[17:48] <Queen Minerva> ..I will not abandon you
[17:49] * Daini Felinus sniffles and rubs her face “I’m sorry Miss Queen”
[17:50] <Daini Felinus> I didn’t mean to cause trouble.
[17:50] <Queen Minerva> you caused no more trouble then I did at your age
[17:51] * Queen Minerva gently parts Daini's hair...seeing the glowing symbol on her forehead
[17:51] <Queen Minerva> but this
[17:51] <Queen Minerva> ...the symbol of Hnossas
[17:51] * Daini Felinus tries to cover her forehead
[17:53] <Daini Felinus> I thought it was a dream…
[17:53] * Queen Minerva goes back to her throne
[17:56] <Queen Minerva> I know of the place thanks to legends but to know it's true....you must have been sent by The Six..........
[17:56] * Queen Minerva smiles
[17:56] <Queen Minerva> you'll be safe here...we'll have a place set up for you.........and a proper title....for now...it will be kept a secret from all but myself and the princess...is that understood
[17:57] * Daini Felinus nods nods
[17:58] <Daini Felinus> Yes Miss Majesty
[17:58] <Queen Minerva> for now, you can stay in the palace....*the doors open, the guard from the garden appearing*
[17:59] * Guard walks over to Daini and looks to her then the Minerva, kneeling "my queen"
[18:00] * Daini Felinus looks at the guard curiously
[18:03] <Queen Minerva> please take the young princess of Hnossa to her quarters
[18:03] <Guard> yes, my queen
[18:03] * Guard looks to Daini and leads her out of the room
[18:04] * Daini Felinus curtsies quickly and runs after the guard!
[18:06] * Guard stops as the doors close
[18:06] <Guard> ....
[18:06] * Guard removes their helmet....letting their long red hair cascade down
[18:06] * Guard turns to look sheepishly at Daini
[18:07] <Guard> ...I'm..sorry if i scared you
[18:07] <Guard> .........just my duty.....
[18:07] * Daini Felinus looks up at the guard and smiles “it’s ok. I scare easy”
[18:09] <Guard> if you need anything..um..till they get you someplace more comfortable
[18:10] <Guard> just ask for me...my name is Tanisa
[18:11] * Daini Felinus looks at her feet timidly “um…well Miss Tanisa …im kinda hungry”
[18:20] <Tanisa> let's get you soemthing to eat!!!!!!
[18:20] * Daini Felinus perks up and grins following her new favorite guard!

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[18:55] *** a few days have passed.........
[18:55] * One of the Servents is trying to brush Daini's hair...she's had it cut and styled....
[18:56] * Daini Felinus is wincing and gripping her skirt with her eyes squeezed shut ><
[18:57] <Servent> I understand, Lady Hnossas.....that tonight you are to attend one of the balls
[18:57] <Daini Felinus> Do I HAVE to? Can’t I stay in my room?
[18:59] <Servent> I understand her majesty insists......you are to meet the other warriors..it's a great honor
[19:01] * Daini Felinus sighs
[19:01] * Servent finishes
[19:03] <Servent> I am done, my lady
[19:03] <Daini Felinus> Can I bring Bitsy at least?
[19:04] <Servent> ...I belive so
[19:05] * Daini Felinus runs over to her bed and hefts a 3 foot long caterpillar into her arms “come on Bitsy! We’re going to a ball!”
[19:06] * Daini Felinus is a bit comical standing there with a caterpillar that’s as long as she is tall
[19:10] * Daini Felinus grins and kisses Bitsy’s squishy head “I’m ready!” ^^
[19:15] *** it's a few hours later but the ball is full swing....there are some representives from a few of the other outer worlds...............most of the younger senshi are on the far end..........there's the Princess of Zephrius, looking a bit foul tempered...the Princess of Aeolus, smiling and looking happy....and a few others..........Princess Matsama isn't to be seen.......there is a brown cat who walks by...
[19:17] * Daini Felinus is staring at the brown cat from the corner she’s hiding in and petting Bitsy (I wanna pet her but that would be…weird)
[19:19] <Princess of Zephrius> hey you
[19:20] <Princess of Zephrius> heard you're new......
[19:21] * Daini Felinus doesn’t look up as she assumes Zepherius isn’t talking to her…she’s watching the cat
[19:23] <Daini Felinus> she’s so cute~
[19:23] * Princess of Zephrius is an 8 year old girl dressed in a yellow dress with long red hair tied in a pony tail
[19:24] <Princess of Zephrius> hey talking to you!
[19:24] * Daini Felinus blinks at looks up at Zepherius “huh? Me?”
[19:30] * Daini Felinus hugs Bitsy for comfort
[19:31] <Princess of Zephrius> yeah! heard you're new!
[19:34] * Daini Felinus nods “yes. I’m..Hnossa”
[19:34] <Princess of Zephrius> what's your name!
[19:38] <Daini Felinus> …what’s your name?
[19:39] <Princess of Zephrius> ............Ma'saji
[19:40] * Daini Felinus bows her head “nice to meet you Ma’saji”
[19:42] <Princess of Zephrius> ..who are you
[19:42] <Daini Felinus> …I’m…I’m Hnossa..
[19:43] <Princess of Zephrius> ......I said your NAME
[19:43] <Princess of Zephrius> not where you're from
[19:44] * Daini Felinus just blinks (am o supposed to say Daini????)
[19:44] <Daini Felinus> I’m sorry. I’m not good at these types of social balls.
[19:44] <Princess of Zephrius> they're really boring..I'm only here cause my mom says I have to be
[19:45] <Daini Felinus> Same.. I’d rather chase the cat but they said that’s not ladylike
[19:45] * Daini Felinus pouts a bit
[19:46] <Princess of Zephrius> it's really boring here
[19:47] * Daini Felinus looks at Bitsy “do you wanna pet Bitsy? She’s squishy and warm. Better than standing around”
[19:49] * Princess of Zephrius grins "I have a better idea"
[19:50] * Daini Felinus looks back up at Zepherius curiously “really?”
[19:51] <Princess of Zephrius> yeah...follow me!!!!
[19:52] * Daini Felinus eagerly follows the other girl with her caterpillar!
[19:55] * Princess of Zephrius sneaks off out of the ballroom....
[19:55] <Daini Felinus> will we get in trouble?
[19:57] <Princess of Zephrius> totally!
[19:57] * Princess of Zephrius sneaks down the hall....
[19:57] * Daini Felinus gulps but follows the older girl 0.0
[20:00] * Princess of Zephrius sneaks along the hall..avoiding any guards
[20:01] * Daini Felinus sneaks behind Ma’saji carefully and quietly
[20:07] <Princess of Zephrius> I heard that the queen keeps some secret stuff in a room...we're going to take it!
[20:08] * Daini Felinus looks at Ma’saji nervously ( is she crazy??? That’s treason!)
[20:09] * Princess of Zephrius grins!
[20:10] * Princess of Zephrius sneaks..hiding as guards walk by...
[20:11] * Daini Felinus regrets agreeing to join this girl (yes. She’s crazy)
[20:13] * Princess of Zephrius grins to herself....
[20:15] * Princess of Zephrius manages to find the door..and opens it....finding a whole bunch of..FORBIDDON SCROLLS :O
[20:16] * Daini Felinus looks at the scroll curiously “…..”
[20:16] <Daini Felinus> let’s go! The guards will be back any minute!
[20:17] * Princess of Zephrius turns and.....
[20:18] <Tanisa> .......
[20:18] <Tanisa> ..ahem
[20:18] * Daini Felinus looks at Tanisa absolutely embarrassed ><

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[21:21] *** Eight years have passed.....alot has happened.......Daini has been stationed on Hnosses, a castle built for her needs and duties....................the animals are very...on edge today...as if they sense what's going to happen
[21:23] * Daini Felinus sits in a window of the castle watching Quinox
[21:24] *** Daini's pet giant moth flutters as if agitated....
[21:24] * Daini Felinus looks at the moth “you feel it too?”
[21:25] *** there's a sharp light suddenly on the surface of Quinox...
[21:27] * Daini Felinus drops down from the window to the front courtyard “oh no…”
[21:27] *** a wall of strange flame suddenly sprouds onto Quinox..transformating into a wall..and begins sweeping over the surface in an ocean of destruction....
[21:28] *** Daini's connection to the Wild means she can sense every single animal on quinox as it panics and then dies a horrfying death
[21:30] * Daini Felinus watches in agony knowing there’s nothing she can do “my friends…. No”
[21:31] * Tanisa also can be sensed...saying Daini's name as she burns to death
[21:32] * Daini Felinus watches as tear fall down her face, she looks around trying to think of a way to preserve even a piece of Quinox
[21:33] *** another light suddenly bursts..and streaks off Quinox...a single spaceship...which zooms through the sky overhead...
[21:34] * Daini Felinus runs after the ship!
[21:37] *** the ship continues it's journey overhead..and into the distance..away....towards the moon
[21:38] *** something feels hot, Daini
[21:38] * Daini Felinus watches the ship go hoping it was Matsama and Freya who got away “this is it isn’t it?”
[21:39] * Daini Felinus rushes back to the castle desperately!
[21:42] *** animals are crying on Hnossa.......as the flames approuch the castle rapidly..burning everything along it!
[21:42] * Daini Felinus kneels down to offer comfort to the animals “I’m sorry my friends. I’m so so sorry!”
[21:46] * Daini Felinus folds her hands and prays to save her animals “even if it’s just one please!”
[21:46] *** the flames suddenly freeze.......everything just..stops
[21:47] * Daini Felinus looks up at the flames
[21:48] *** the mysterious figure....from when Joanna was rescued..appears
[21:49] * Daini Felinus sniffles looking at all the destruction and then the figure “was there anything I could have done??”
[21:50] *** the figure reaches over....and removes a light from Daini....her "Star"
[21:51] * Daini Felinus watches her star and feels….empty “please. Don’t take them from me”
[21:51] *** the figure splits the star in two....and from it..Daini sees another figure form.....the figure puts the star back into Daini
[21:53] *** the figure turns to look at Daini
[21:53] <Daini Felinus> ….
[21:54] * Daini Felinus looks at the figure sadly
[21:54] *** everything suddenly goes white again
[21:57] *** the sound of metal snapping can be heard.....as the key falls to the grass..snapped in half
[21:58] *** the purple grass softly blows in the wind on Quinox....the castle ruins ahead
[22:00] *** Daini is there...where she stood whens he arrived
[22:05] * Daini Felinus sobs quietly reaching to pick up the key pieces
[22:08] * Daini Felinus turns with the key pieces and RUNS to the exit still crying

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[09:53] * @Dr_Xadium has moved to: [ Website Work Weekend ]
[09:54] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte has moved to: [ Website Work Weekend ]
[09:54] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> [Website Work Weekend] Oh, are we over here today?
[09:54] *** @Dr_Xadium [Website Work Weekend] has turned their sound on
[09:54] <@Dr_Xadium> [Website Work Weekend] Yes
[09:54] <@Dr_Xadium> [Website Work Weekend] I feel the need to try and clean up / organize the last 22 years of Chatlogs
[09:54] <@Dr_Xadium> [Website Work Weekend] (on the front page)
[09:55] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> [Website Work Weekend] Oh my god.
[09:55] <@Dr_Xadium> [Website Work Weekend] Yes
[09:55] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> [Website Work Weekend] Why not just jam hot pokers into your eyes
[10:01] <@Dr_Xadium> [Website Work Weekend] I honestly don't know how to tackle all this
[10:02] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> [Website Work Weekend] Well, what are you trying to do?
[10:02] <@Dr_Xadium> [Website Work Weekend] I'd like to a) fix everything that's broken and b) optimize for mobile
[10:02] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> [Website Work Weekend] Christ
[10:03] * @The Intern has moved to: [ Website Work Weekend ]
[10:03] <@The Intern> [Website Work Weekend] I think you'd better be served porting it all over to Wordpress at that rate.
[10:03] <@Dr_Xadium> [Website Work Weekend] Aren't you supposed to be missing?
[10:04] <@The Intern> [Website Work Weekend] This is filler content.
[10:04] <@Dr_Xadium> [Website Work Weekend] Ahh.
[10:04] <@The Intern> [Website Work Weekend] I'll somehow find a reson to vanish again once it's over so the status quo can be retained once we re-intersect with canon events.
[10:05] <@Dr_Xadium> [Website Work Weekend] Wordpress huh
[10:05] <@Dr_Xadium> [Website Work Weekend] I don't trust databases
[10:05] <@Dr_Xadium> [Website Work Weekend] Never have
[10:05] <@The Intern> [Website Work Weekend] You're facing an immutability problem
[10:06] <@The Intern> [Website Work Weekend] As technology advances, the content you input two decades ago is no longer optimally formatted.
[10:07] <@The Intern> [Website Work Weekend] You can choose to either leave it as a time capsule, or do something more
[10:12] * @The Intern [Website Work Weekend] looks at the data format
[10:18] <@The Intern> [Website Work Weekend] Well let's do this in passes.
[10:18] <@The Intern> [Website Work Weekend] first a quick pass to fix the most severe breaks.
[10:18] <@The Intern> [Website Work Weekend] then aesthetics
[10:18] <@The Intern> [Website Work Weekend] This can't all be done in a weekend
[10:21] <@The Intern> [Website Work Weekend] Hmm. The earliest entries have no forward/ back navigation.
[10:21] <@The Intern> [Website Work Weekend] We should see if we can backport that
[11:05] <@The Intern> [Website Work Weekend] I have implemented navigation on the pages without it - let's see how far we get before we get to the next broken thing.
[11:14] <@Dr_Xadium> [Website Work Weekend] amazing to see that a) we actually tried watching TF Armada in the day and b) opinions haven't really changed on it that mich after rewatching it recently
[11:18] <@The Intern> [Website Work Weekend] mst3k/group.gif is missing
[11:19] <@Dr_Xadium> [Website Work Weekend] ugh because the site structure changed
[11:26] <@The Intern> [Website Work Weekend] fixed - we'll probably have to do this many more times.
[11:30] <@The Intern> [Website Work Weekend] ...Entry 34... does not exist?
[11:31] <@Dr_Xadium> [Website Work Weekend] No it exists.
[11:32] <@Dr_Xadium> [Website Work Weekend] ...everything is stuck in the <TITLE> Tag
[11:32] <@Dr_Xadium> [Website Work Weekend] fixed
[11:33] <@The Intern> [Website Work Weekend] Entry 38 is broken
[11:33] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte [Website Work Weekend] sits here and watches them work
[11:34] <@Dr_Xadium> [Website Work Weekend] This looks like an OG blog format entry that never got ported over to IRC
[11:39] <@The Intern> [Website Work Weekend] Too much effort for first pass; flagging for later
[11:39] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> [Website Work Weekend] I think we need sidebar and a link to the homepage on all these pages
[11:40] <@The Intern> [Website Work Weekend] flagged for later
[11:40] <@The Intern> [Website Work Weekend] 39 is broken
[11:41] <@Dr_Xadium> [Website Work Weekend] Same issue with the title, fixed
[11:42] <@Dr_Xadium> [Website Work Weekend] Entry 42 fixed
[11:44] <@Dr_Xadium> [Website Work Weekend] Entry 43 fixed
[11:44] <@The Intern> [Website Work Weekend] Bad formatting on 44; flagged
[11:45] <@The Intern> [Website Work Weekend] 45
[11:45] <@The Intern> [Website Work Weekend] ..46
[11:45] <@The Intern> [Website Work Weekend] ..47
[11:46] <@The Intern> [Website Work Weekend] ...there are a lot of these
[11:55] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> [Website Work Weekend] OH GOD a defence of Hulk Hogan
[11:55] <@Dr_Xadium> [Website Work Weekend] v_V
[12:23] <@Dr_Xadium> [Website Work Weekend] We lose navigation again at entry 101
[12:24] <@The Intern> [Website Work Weekend] let me take a look
[12:25] <@The Intern> [Website Work Weekend] There is no include
[12:29] <@The Intern> [Website Work Weekend] I wonder why the title is broken
[12:30] <@The Intern> [Website Work Weekend] -sigh-
[12:30] <@The Intern> [Website Work Weekend] There's going to be a lot of work to fix that
[13:15] * @The Intern [Website Work Weekend] is slogging though, only up to #120
[15:07] * @The Intern [Website Work Weekend] is up to 171
[15:37] * @The Intern [Website Work Weekend] has finally fixed that big block of entries with no Navs and titles
[15:38] * @The Intern [Website Work Weekend] is up to #191
[15:39] * @The Intern [Website Work Weekend] swears in gallifreyan
[15:39] <@The Intern> [Website Work Weekend] Ugh. more
[16:10] <GERMATOID> TEST
[16:11] <@spritflame> test
[16:26] * @The Intern [Website Work Weekend] sees the scope of this and just starts furiously automating some changes
[16:29] <@Dr_Xadium> [Website Work Weekend] Sorry <_<
[16:29] <@The Intern> [Website Work Weekend] Meh. It's technical debt.
[16:29] <@The Intern> [Website Work Weekend] At some point it has to be paid.
[16:32] <@The Intern> [Website Work Weekend] The amount of content is ...non-trivial
[17:09] <@The Intern> [Website Work Weekend] Entry 311 is listed as entry 514
[17:10] <@Dr_Xadium> [Website Work Weekend] There was a time I did a massive correction of entries and that one must hav gotten missed.
[17:11] <@The Intern> [Website Work Weekend] I've corrected it.
[17:29] <@Dr_Xadium> [Website Work Weekend] LOL
[17:29] <@Dr_Xadium> [Website Work Weekend] We f[BLEEP]king run these forums now
[17:30] <@Dr_Xadium> [Website Work Weekend] and I forgot we had savaged the rukes
[17:30] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> [Website Work Weekend] Hah it's not like you've changed them
[17:30] <@Dr_Xadium> [Website Work Weekend] That's why I made my own subform haha
[17:34] * @The Intern [Website Work Weekend] has cleared 400 entries so far
[17:49] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> [Website Work Weekend] ...
[17:49] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> [Website Work Weekend] So X this is what it was like for you, eh?
[17:49] <@Dr_Xadium> [Website Work Weekend] <_<
[19:01] * @The Intern [Website Work Weekend] is up to 500
[19:01] <@The Intern> [Website Work Weekend] A lot of the "kill nako" art is missing
[19:01] <@Dr_Xadium> [Website Work Weekend] It's gotta be somewhere. I'll find it
[20:46] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> [Website Work Weekend] Huh... so your weeding to Minako is entry #661... pity you couldn't have worded 5 more in before it...
[20:46] <@Dr_Xadium> [Website Work Weekend] ...
[20:46] <@Dr_Xadium> [Website Work Weekend] That's Supremely ancient history you know
[20:46] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte [Website Work Weekend] grumbles something about living in the shadow of it
[20:59] * @The Intern [Website Work Weekend] is up to 700
[21:07] <@The Intern> [Website Work Weekend] Fifteen Minutes of Fame content is missing.
[21:15] <@The Intern> [Website Work Weekend] ...rei.bot's "buttwiggle" is missing
[21:35] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> [Website Work Weekend] ...The what
[21:35] <@Dr_Xadium> [Website Work Weekend] Before you got here
[21:56] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> [Website Work Weekend] Jesus Christ we're still in 2005
[22:37] * @The Intern [Website Work Weekend] is at #841
[22:40] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> [Website Work Weekend] hahahah everyone seems to have hated CSI and now you're all good friends with one.
[23:22] <@Dr_Xadium> [Website Work Weekend] That time Hotaru described a Typhoon in the face..
[23:31] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> [Website Work Weekend] Aww @ the Otakon Special.
[23:31] <@The Intern> [Website Work Weekend] Why do I feel you both are compiling links for a retrospective?
[23:31] <@Dr_Xadium> [Website Work Weekend] Hey if we have to trawl the logs anyway~
[23:34] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> [Website Work Weekend] I see some things are still true even 10,000 years.
[23:35] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> [Website Work Weekend] ^Later
[23:50] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> [Website Work Weekend] ahahah X Ginga [url=https://suburbansenshi.com/897.htmlbanned you from the IRC for a while[/url]
[23:51] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> [Website Work Weekend] bah here
[23:52] * @The Intern [Website Work Weekend] is up to #900
[00:02] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte [Website Work Weekend] reads X's heart to heart with Jedite
[00:03] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> [Website Work Weekend] He had you figured out.
[00:03] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> [Website Work Weekend] Years before me.
[00:04] <@Dr_Xadium> [Website Work Weekend] He's very perceptive that one.
[00:04] <@Dr_Xadium> [Website Work Weekend] And he wasn't wrong. People fell apart on me again and again.
[00:04] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> [Website Work Weekend] You sowed some of that yourself, and Usagi did her bit too.
[00:12] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> [Website Work Weekend] OH CHRIST THE DALEK PRON ONE I have heard of this spoken of in legend
[00:29] <@Dr_Xadium> [Website Work Weekend] Check out this one about the truth behind the secret DBZ contuination
[01:52] * @The Intern [Website Work Weekend] stops at entry #1000 for the night
[10:18] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> [Website Work Weekend] aahaha X All the reasons everyone hated you
[17:09] <@Dr_Xadium> [Website Work Weekend] wow so "Hot Fuzz" got Seven Dragonballs straight up. I forgot that had ever happened.
[17:54] * @The Intern [Website Work Weekend] has hit the "ichat" era and is working on cleaning up some of the layout
[18:18] <@The Intern> [Website Work Weekend] Entry 1220 is missing so I've just duplicated 1219
[18:18] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> [Website Work Weekend] You should just go back and edit it with future information to confuse the F[BLEEP]K out of people
[18:18] * @Dr_Xadium [Website Work Weekend] adds that to the list
[18:34] * @The Intern [Website Work Weekend] has handled it
[20:32] <@The Intern> [Website Work Weekend] If I can get up to 1433 tonight we'll be 1000 away from first pass completion
[19:46] <@The Intern> [Website Work Weekend] I'm so behind schedule.
[19:47] <@The Intern> [Website Work Weekend] Only up to 1362
[20:46] * @The Intern [Website Work Weekend] hits 1393 and it's so broken now
[21:07] <@The Intern> [Website Work Weekend] ...how did this code ever pass quality assurance?
[21:07] <@Dr_Xadium> [Website Work Weekend] <_<
[21:20] * @The Intern [Website Work Weekend] has gotten this in a much better place
[21:21] <@The Intern> [Website Work Weekend] ...they had hover avatars which are broken :/
[21:25] <@The Intern> [Website Work Weekend] UGH we may have to edit every single entry in this group.
[21:30] * @The Intern [Website Work Weekend] will fix this
[21:32] <@The Intern> [Website Work Weekend] 1395 to 1417
[21:51] * @The Intern [Website Work Weekend] isees 1418 on is a new, different kind of broken
[21:52] * @The Intern [Website Work Weekend] gives X a dim look
[21:52] <@Dr_Xadium> [Website Work Weekend] Variety is the spice of life?
[21:52] <@Dr_Xadium> [Website Work Weekend] ehehehe
[21:52] * @Dr_Xadium has moved to: [ Website Working Session ]
[21:53] * @The Intern has moved to: [ Website Working Session ]
[21:53] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte has moved to: [ Website Working Session - Supervisor ]
[21:53] <@Dr_Xadium> [Website Working Session] What's with "Supervisor?"
[21:53] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> [Website Working Session - Supervisor] Exactly what it says, now shut it and to work with you~
[21:57] <@The Intern> [Website Working Session] 1418-1426 are the next batch of broken ones
[22:26] * @The Intern [Website Working Session] is up to 1426 and sees that in October 2008 this process was happening and you were only up to the year 2005 entries
[22:26] <@Dr_Xadium> [Website Working Session] 2005 really was peak
[22:27] <@Dr_Xadium> [Website Working Session] I would love ot get back the 2005 energy
[22:27] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> [Website Working Session - Supervisor] Something to aim for for the 23rd anniverary?
[22:28] <@The Intern> [Website Working Session] Formatting Changes on 1427 again :/
[22:38] <@The Intern> [Website Working Session] 1427 - 1608...
[00:12] * @The Intern [Website Working Session] stops at 1541 fpr now, the site's 7 year anniversary, 15 years go.
[00:12] <@Dr_Xadium> [Website Working Session] We're getting there~
[00:12] <@The Intern> [Website Working Session] Yes.
[00:43] * @The Intern [Website Working Session] stops at 1579 which seems to be where the next layout change happens
[19:31] * @The Intern [Website Working Session] sees 1610 on have formaltting issues again
[19:35] <@The Intern> [Website Working Session] 1610 - 1630...
[20:17] * @The Intern [Website Working Session] looks to see what can be done with 1631 on
[20:25] <@The Intern> [Website Working Session] 1633-1647
[21:50] * @The Intern [Website Working Session] is at entry 1763... which is 10 years back
[21:50] <@The Intern> [Website Working Session] 13
[22:47] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> [Website Working Session - Supervisor] HAH! MY FIRST BUDOKAI
[22:47] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> [Website Working Session - Supervisor] 2012
[22:47] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> [Website Working Session - Supervisor] That was ages ago...
[22:47] <@Dr_Xadium> [Website Working Session] Who were you fighting?
[22:47] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> [Website Working Session - Supervisor] rei.bot
[22:48] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> [Website Working Session - Supervisor] ..Back when I bothered to incant spells... blimey
[22:49] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> [Website Working Session - Supervisor] She beat me, but it was SO CLOSE
[22:49] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> [Website Working Session - Supervisor] I got my own back when I took her eye years later <_<
[22:51] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> [Website Working Session - Supervisor] Haha back when you did match graphics for each fight
[22:51] <@Dr_Xadium> [Website Working Session] I had more time back then
[22:52] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> [Website Working Session - Supervisor] 2k12 was stacked, 32 entrants...
[22:53] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> [Website Working Session - Supervisor] Oh X you missed sucha trick, you could have animated the brackets at the end
[23:26] <@The Intern> [Website Working Session] My rassilon what is happening in entry 1950
[23:26] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> [Website Working Session - Supervisor] Twerking. Twerking is happening.
[23:32] <@The Intern> [Website Working Session] 1951 - 1975
[23:48] <@The Intern> [Website Working Session] 1979 has no navigation
[00:32] <@The Intern> [Website Working Session] Stopping at 2033 for the night
[00:32] <@The Intern> [Website Working Session] We have entered the Twitter Era
[00:32] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> [Website Working Session - Supervisor] 10 years back now
[00:35] <@The Intern> [Website Working Session] And this is only the first pass... I've discovered so much that is just lost
[00:35] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> [Website Working Session - Supervisor] What's the roadmap?
[00:36] <@The Intern> [Website Working Session] Fix all the major breaks - unify the backlogs as much as possible - completely decouple the front page layout from the backlog layout
[00:37] <@The Intern> [Website Working Session] organise the archives by year
[00:37] <@The Intern> [Website Working Session] Redo the front page; settle on the best layout for the chatboxes
[00:38] <@The Intern> [Website Working Session] Then set the stage for 2025 onwards
[09:55] * pauses at 2081 "The Discord era. Formatting is destroyed"
[09:55] * @The Intern [Website Working Session] sighs
[10:01] <@The Intern> [Website Working Session] 2081 - 2168...
[10:01] <@The Intern> [Website Working Session] That's the next chunk we need to fix en masse
[10:20] <@The Intern> [Website Working Session] ...what an odd bug to have
[10:47] <@The Intern> [Website Working Session] ..Ahh. That time Haruka was lusting over me in my Pyjama party outfit.
[10:48] <@The Intern> [Website Working Session] I sometimes miss having brown hair.
[10:50] <@> Michiru really puts up with a lot.
[10:50] * @ is now known as Paisley Pythia Peinforte
[10:55] <@The Intern> [Website Working Session] "I'm sorry...it's just... this site.. this accursed site is so full of convolutions, dead ends and hidden content that to prise it all out and make it discoverable will be a tast of herculean proportions even for me!"
[10:55] <@The Intern> [Website Working Session] My words then still ring true today - but Minako's idea may solve the problem.
[10:55] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> [Website Working Session - Supervisor] What is her idea?
[10:56] <@The Intern> [Website Working Session] A "front page" by Ginga for just the chatboxes and logs and a "back page" by her / Haruka for all the extra things
[11:20] <@The Intern> [Website Working Session] ..2106 is missing navigation
[13:00] * @The Intern [Website Working Session] has completed the discord era
[13:00] * @The Intern [Website Working Session] is at #2169
[13:00] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> [Website Working Session - Supervisor] Nice
[13:11] <@The Intern> [Website Working Session] 2169 - 2178 is the next stretch
[14:16] <@The Intern> [Website Working Session] 2183 -2220 is next
[15:07] * @The Intern [Website Working Session] is up to year 18
[15:20] <@The Intern> [Website Working Session] 2221 - 2357 is the next block
[15:21] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> [Website Working Session - Supervisor] Wow you're really getting close now
[15:22] <@The Intern> [Website Working Session] Yes I'm getting close to what you human call "the home stretch."
[15:24] <@The Intern> [Website Working Session] Mugen Messenger had ain impressively long run
[15:25] <@> That will take you up to the start of this year
[15:25] * @ is now known as Dr_Xadium
[15:53] * @The Intern [Website Working Session] works on making this responsive
[17:13] * @Dr_Xadium [Website Working Session] orders in dinner for everyone
[17:14] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> [Website Working Session - Supervisor] ...Domino's pasta is pretty good
[17:16] * @The Intern [Website Working Session] devours, brain needing food
[17:19] * @The Intern [Website Working Session] is up to #2300
[17:19] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> [Website Working Session - Supervisor] Okay take a break now, eat
[17:36] <@The Intern> [Website Working Session] That was a good meal :)
[17:36] * @The Intern [Website Working Session] continues
[17:46] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> [Website Working Session - Supervisor] OH GOD the Will Smith Spaghetti veideo
[19:08] * @The Intern [Website Working Session] is up to 2358
[19:09] <@Dr_Xadium> [Website Working Session] Less than a hundred to go~
[19:22] <@The Intern> [Website Working Session] By using only one graphic for the budokai brackets you've spoiled the results for new readers.
[19:22] <@Dr_Xadium> [Website Working Session] <_<
[20:07] * @The Intern [Website Working Session] is up to 2400
[21:13] <@The Intern> [Website Working Session] FIRST PASS DONE
[21:14] * @The Intern [Website Working Session] leans back in her chairm rubbing her eyes
[21:14] <@The Intern> [Website Working Session] I've catalogued the damage, which is extensive
[21:14] <@The Intern> [Website Working Session] NAvigation now works perfectly, you can click through from entry 1 all the way up to 2435
[21:15] <@The Intern> [Website Working Session] appearance is largely unified
[21:15] <@The Intern> [Website Working Session] I've made a huge list of content holes that need to be filled
[21:15] <@The Intern> [Website Working Session] ...I don't know how we will handle some
[21:16] <@Dr_Xadium> [Website Working Session] I do. "This content unavailable because rei.bot-sama punched it out of reality."
[21:16] <@Dr_Xadium> [Website Working Session] with a PNG of her punching through the screen
[23:37] <@Dr_Xadium> [Website Working Session] [img]https://suburbansenshi.com/images/realitypunch.png[.img]
[23:37] <@Dr_Xadium> [Website Working Session]




[23:37] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> [Website Working Session - Supervisor] Love it~
[23:40] <@The Intern> [Website Working Session] Now we need an asset to put above all the pages
[00:29] * @Dr_Xadium [Website Working Session] has made it
[00:30] <@The Intern> [Website Working Session] Then our last task for the night should be to update the headers and footers, and then tomorrow can be plugging the holes in content
[11:29] <@Dr_Xadium> [Website Working Session] I miss the old site hit counter
[11:30] <@The Intern> [Website Working Session] We can build one after the main work
[11:56] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> [Website Working Session - Supervisor] All right shall we get stuck in on the fixes
[12:00] <@Dr_Xadium> [Website Working Session] All right entry 38
[12:07] <@Dr_Xadium> [Website Working Session] God searching directories is a pain
[12:08] <@The Intern> [Website Working Session] ... dir /s and pipe it to a text file, tnen dearch the file.
[12:08] <@Dr_Xadium> [Website Working Session] ...
[12:10] * @Dr_Xadium [Website Working Session] runs the export
[12:38] <@Dr_Xadium> [Website Working Session] sorry that took so long but had to source replaement images
[12:38] <@Dr_Xadium> [Website Working Session] moving on to 44
[12:58] <@Dr_Xadium> [Website Working Session] 45
[13:06] <@Dr_Xadium> [Website Working Session] done through 50
[13:19] <@Dr_Xadium> [Website Working Session] 317 done - now to try to find the killnako art
[13:21] <@The Intern> [Website Working Session] ... the directory listing information for the site is SEVENTEEN MEGABYTES in size
[13:22] <@The Intern> [Website Working Session] Xadium what did you do here - *points*
[13:22] * @Dr_Xadium [Website Working Session] looks
[13:22] <@Dr_Xadium> [Website Working Session] LOL what
[13:25] <@Dr_Xadium> [Website Working Session] Your directory export idea was a lifesaver Intern, you probably saved 35 entries from the scrapheap
[13:25] <@The Intern> [Website Working Session] Let's save the celebration once we've checked the entries :)
[13:40] <@The Intern> [Website Working Session] Yes, all successfully retrieved~
[13:41] * @The Intern [Website Working Session] gives X a High-five
[13:55] <@The Intern> [Website Working Session] hmm the 15minutesof fame needs to be repaited
[13:55] <@The Intern> [Website Working Session] ^repaired
[20:51] <@The Intern> [Website Working Session] ¥
[21:18] * @Dr_Xadium [Website Working Session] has patched a lot of content holes
[21:20] <@Dr_Xadium> [Website Working Session] A few more hours of work and the backlogs should be as good as we can get them
[21:48] <@Dr_Xadium> [Website Working Session] I love when changig one path fixes a whole page, so satisfying
[21:53] <@Dr_Xadium> [Website Working Session] God I don't even remember the Suburban Senshi CCG
[21:53] <[gTV]> It's the front page trading cards I think...
[21:53] * [gTV] is now known as C'est_la_V
[21:53] * [gTV]C'est_la_V has moved to: [ Website Working!! ]
[21:58] <@The Intern> [Website Working Session] Yes. Check layout/profiles
[21:59] <@Dr_Xadium> [Website Working Session] No, these cards are older
[22:00] <@Dr_Xadium> [Website Working Session] They're the prototypes for those
[22:00] <@Dr_Xadium> [Website Working Session] It's okay I can reupload them
[23:24] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> [Website Working!!] I got all the comics links to rei-chan and she updated her homepage with them!!
[15:19] <@The Intern> [Website Working Session] Okay now that we have all the videos back we should do a quick pass through all the entries one more time to see what can replace
[18:48] * @The Intern [Website Working Session] exhales
[18:48] <@The Intern> [Website Working Session] Teh hardest part of the job is done!
[18:49] <@The Intern> [Website Working Session] Now wr can turn our attention to the front page
[23:44] <@Dr_Xadium> [Website Working Session] I think for the new front page design we have anice "new-school meets old school" vibe setting up
[23:49] * [gTV]C'est_la_V [Website Working!!] takes a look
[23:49] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> [Website Working!!] <3
[23:49] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> [Website Working!!] Oh my god that's perfect~
[07:43] <> :D
[07:43] <=^catablanca^=> :D
[20:19] * @ has moved to: [ Website working ]
[20:19] * @ is now known as SpeedRcrX
[20:19] * @SpeedRcrX has moved to: [ Website Working ]
[20:20] <@SpeedRcrX> [Website Working] Okay so now we need to make the new Ten'ou homepage
[18:51] <@> [Website working] Finally finished that.
[18:51] * @ is now known as The Intern
[18:52] <@The Intern> Now I want to work on the new gallery mechanism
[18:52] <@The Intern> I'm not happy with what currently exists
[07:53] <@The Intern> ..wordpress adds in so much *overheead* when it comes to image content
[10:06] <@The Intern> ...reducing all the bloat from the gallery I reduced the size by a factor of five
[19:41] * @The Intern is 90% of the way to completing the gallery now.
[20:10] <@The Intern> 95%
[22:20] * @The Intern is going to need art for the header of the gallery and then it will basically be complete
[22:20] <@The Intern> Then all I will need to do is redirect old links to it
[12:13] * @The Intern has moved to: [ Webwork ]
[12:13] * @The Intern [Webwork] has two tasks left before the homepage transition
[12:13] * @The Intern [Webwork] needs to see if she can recreate the old-school hit counter
[12:14] * @The Intern [Webwork] needs to create a new image randomiser
[14:50] <@The Intern> [Webwork] I have re-created the old hit counter (mostly!)
[15:04] * @The Intern [Webwork] has implemented it
[15:04] <@The Intern> [Webwork] now, one last, last thing...
[15:45] * @The Intern [Webwork] has fixed the random image selector.
[16:20] <@> [Website working] Intern I have one last piece of soviet-style revisionism for you
[16:20] * @ is now known as Dr_Xadium
[16:20] <@The Intern> [Webwork] Ahh that
[16:20] <@The Intern> [Webwork] Very well
[16:42] <@The Intern> [Webwork] It's done
[16:42] <@The Intern> [Webwork] Future historians will be very confused, but... so be it.

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[19:07] *** at the bottom of the world, among the Mountains of Madness...in the forgotten city of ancient dead...a battle has begun
[19:07] *** Matsumi Kaze [AirGal@QTech.com] has joined #suburbansenshi3
[19:07] <@spiritflame> konbanwa Matsumi Kaze
[19:07] * Matsumi Kaze crashes into the snow..her transformation having dropped....
[19:07] <Matsumi Kaze> GAH
[19:09] <Masaki O`Cain> Mats!....
[19:10] * Daini Felinus shivers from the cold having lost her transformation.
[19:10] *** in front of them is a MASSIVE greenish/black structure..like a tree...with a thousand tiny green eyes on it...staring at them....
[19:11] <Ryoko Atsumi> gah making my f[BLEEP]king head hurt!!!!
[19:11] * Daini Felinus shivers again but not from the cold “eugh “
[19:12] * Mio Shimizu pauses.......then goes to try and hold Daini to protect her
[19:13] * Daini Felinus blinks “Mio protect Matsumi not me!!”
[19:15] *** the tree..thing....seems to reach into the sky......the dark clouds boiling into a thick horror....
[19:16] * Daini Felinus readies an umbrella from her back pack!
[19:17] <Yukime Fuyumi> we...we can't just...let it end like this........
[19:18] * Daini Felinus searches her bag “I might have my axe…we could try cutting it down”
[19:19] <Ryoko Atsumi> THAT THING IS HUGE!
[19:22] <Matsumi Kaze> (....this was so stupid of me to do....................I put them all in danger........I couldn't even protect them all)
[19:25] * Matsumi Kaze looks at the snapped rhapsody spear..........
[19:25] *** roll 1d10, Daini!
[19:26] <spiritflame> Daini Felinus rolls 1d10 [ 8 ]
[19:28] *** Daini hears a familer horrifying squwking noise!
[19:28] * Daini Felinus turns towards the squawking
[19:29] <Daini Felinus> REGINALD!!!
[19:29] *** a large flock of Giant Albino Penguins rush forward!!!!!!!!
[19:30] * Daini Felinus grins and runs for the penguins “COME ON!!”
[19:31] <Ryoko Atsumi> ...you're f[BLEEP]king kidding me
[19:31] *** the penguins immediatly attack the....thing
[19:32] * Daini Felinus joins the penguins!!
[19:36] *** the..thing grows...things which lash ouat at the herd!
[19:38] *** several of the penguins go down!!!
[19:40] * Daini Felinus swings her umbrella using the sharp tip
[19:41] *** the thing...gets cut and issues out...things
[19:43] *** the tree...thing BURSTS out of the snow.....catching them all in the process!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[19:44] * Ryoko Atsumi , Yukime, Masaki, Saki, Mio, Matsumi and probably Daini are sent flying into the air
[19:47] * Daini Felinus sails through the air wincing “I’m tired of this!”
[19:48] <Ryoko Atsumi> we..we need to do......som..something
[19:49] <Masaki O`Cain> Mats.........we're....we're going to die if we don't do something
[19:51] * Matsumi Kaze looks at the thing..and slowly stand
[19:52] <Matsumi Kaze> ................
[19:52] <Matsumi Kaze> then we die
[19:52] * Matsumi Kaze picks up what remains of her spear
[19:52] <Matsumi Kaze> we...need to stop this thing..before it gets too far....
[19:53] <Matsumi Kaze> otherwise it will destroy the cities......
[19:53] * Ryoko Atsumi grips her fists
[19:53] <Matsumi Kaze> it will destroy everyone....
[19:53] * Mio and Yukime look focused.....
[19:54] <Matsumi Kaze> we have to do something....
[19:54] <Matsumi Kaze> AND WE'LL DO IT NOW!!!!
[19:58] *** oen of the thing's...things...rip out of the snow and catch Masaki and Saki without warning and...........they're gone
[19:59] <Matsumi Kaze> !!!!
[20:00] <Daini Felinus> Oh now they’re snatching us????
[20:03] * Daini Felinus holds her stomach and gulps >>
[20:03] * Mio Shizumi turns and......she's a foot shorter..........as a thing whips away
[20:04] <Ryoko Atsumi> SHI-
[20:04] * Ryoko Atsumi speaks no more...
[20:05] <Matsumi Kaze> DAINI DON'T MOVE
[20:05] * Yukime paints the snows...
[20:06] * Daini Felinus looks at Matsumi out of the corner of her eyes
[20:07] <Matsumi Kaze> Daini....
[20:07] * Daini Felinus gives a cheerful smile as she shivers uncontrollably “sorry. I’m cold”
[20:09] <Matsumi Kaze> DAINI NO!!
[20:11] *** a thing shoots out towards Daini!
[20:12] * Daini Felinus tries to dodge
[20:14] <Matsumi Kaze> (( roll 1d10, Daini ))
[20:14] *** ^
[20:14] <spiritflame> Daini Felinus rolls 1d10 [ 5 ]
[20:18] <Matsumi Kaze> DM...Daini is too slow
[20:18] *** ^
[20:18] * Daini Felinus struck by the thing and winces in pain!
[20:23] <Matsumi Kaze> ....Daini
[20:23] <Matsumi Kaze> ..........I'm sorry
[20:24] * Daini Felinus holds her wound “focus. It’s not over. Just think. We can do this still!”
[20:25] * Matsumi Kaze collapses into the snow
[20:25] * Matsumi Kaze is a dougnut
[20:26] * Daini Felinus kneels to her knees with a tired groan “that’s not good…”
[20:29] * Daini Felinus ’s body goes limp

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[20:38] * Matsumi Shin works on putting up a flyer for another production by the Mugen Theater Club
[20:38] * Matsumi Shin smiles proudly
[20:39] * Matsumi Shin looks at the list of names in front of her......for a moment she feels they're familer...but shrugs
[20:39] * Matsumi Shin runs off to find the names
[20:43] <Masaki Miramata> ARE YOU TRYING TO STEP ON MY TURF!?
[20:43] <Ryoko Atsumi> NO I'M GOING TO TRY AND BREAK YOUR NOSE!!!
[20:45] <Matsumi Shin> hey there!
[20:46] * Masaki and Ryoko look at Matsumi with a WTF look....
[20:47] <Matsumi Kaze> hey I have the scripts right here! first practice is at 3 PM
[20:48] * Matsumi Kaze hands them the paperwork and runs off!
[20:48] * Ryoko Atsumi looks at the script for "At the Mountains of Madness" and blinks
[20:53] * Matsumi Shin runs outside, looking along the school grounds
[20:55] <Matsumi Shin> hello????
[20:55] * Daini Felinus plucks a leaf from the tree she in and hands it to the squirrel in her lap “They’re all so very loud Mr.Squirrel”
[20:57] * Matsumi Shin runs up to the tree
[20:57] <Matsumi Shin> hey!!!!
[20:58] * Daini Felinus looks down at Matsumi “hello?”
[20:58] <Matsumi Shin> I have the script ready :D practice is at 3!
[20:58] * Matsumi Shin tosses it up to Daini!
[20:59] * Daini Felinus catches it “uh. Thanks!”
[21:01] * Matsumi Shin runs off
[21:04] * Yukime Fuyumi is at the rabbit hatch, finishing up feeding the reabbits
[21:04] <Yukime Fuyumi> there you go!
[21:04] <Yukime Fuyumi> ^^
[21:06] <Matsumi Shin> heyyyy hey!!!
[21:06] * Matsumi Shin runs up and gives Yukime a script!
[21:06] <Matsumi Shin> here you go! 3 PM!
[21:06] * Matsumi Shin runs off
[21:06] * Matsumi Shin passes by Saki who's skipping and hands her a script too
[21:06] <Matsumi Shin> 3 PM!
[21:13] * Mio Shimizu sits in an empty class room...sewing a plushie as best she can.....
[21:14] * Mio Shimizu JUMPS as she sees Matsumi there, who puts a script in front of her
[21:15] <Matsumi Shin> 3 pm!!!!
[21:15] * Matsumi Shin turns......and looks at the group..now standing in the theater!
[21:15] *** her six fellow students are in there at the theater
[21:17] <Matsumi Shin> got your scripts!?
[21:19] <Masaki Minamata> really???
[21:19] <Saki Suminaka> ooo ooo wha tpart do I play!
[21:20] * Daini Felinus reads the script off to the side
[21:21] *** Daini finds the words.......are just blurs......scribbles......
[21:23] * Daini Felinus tries to flip the page frowning
[21:25] <Ryoko Atsumi> look what is this all about!?
[21:25] <Yukime Fuyumi> what is this all about?
[21:26] <Matsumi Shin> we're doing a play about dark beings attacking from the mountains....
[21:27] <Matsumi Shin> .....wihere a doomed expedition.....
[21:27] <Matsumi Shin> ..fails to...
[21:27] *** the theater slowly darkens
[21:29] <Matsumi Shin> .......what are we doing...
[21:29] * Daini Felinus peeks at her cast mates to see if any of them have noticed the script
[21:29] * Matsumi Shin is now known as Matsumi Kaze
[21:29] * Matsumi Kaze looks up at the others
[21:29] <Matsumi Kaze> .......I thought we could face this like we used to but...
[21:30] <Matsumi Kaze> I ended up dragging you all into danger
[21:30] <Masaki O`Cain> Mats..it was our choice
[21:32] <Matsumi Kaze> I got you all killed!
[21:33] <Daini Felinus> …actually I got myself killed….
[21:34] <Ryoko Atsumi> ..would have died probably at some point anyway..at least I did it for a cause!
[21:37] <Yukime Fuyumi> and I got to see more of the world!
[21:37] <Mio Shimizu> ..and you were...kind to me
[21:38] * Matsumi Kaze holds the remains of her spear...and looks up then stumbles back a bit
[21:39] *** a glowing woman stands there in the darkness in front of them
[21:39] * Daini Felinus looks up at the glowing woman
[21:41] <Masaki O`Cain> !?
[21:42] * Woman holds up a hand...and the remains of the spear...along with the six scripts rise into the air
[21:44] *** the spear glows and reforms itself into the Rhapsody Flute..now with six gems in it.........the scripts change into six bracelets with a star on it and form on the sat senshi's wrists
[21:46] *** a light emerges from each of the Sat Senshi and float towards Matsumi
[21:47] *** the six lights float to Matsumi's chest..glowing..forming a new broach
[21:48] * Matsumi Kaze closes her eyes.......a bright light fililng the darkness......................
[21:50] *** in the Antartic, a bright light suddenly bursts out of the ground......................as seven figures rise..six of them circling another.....
[21:51] * Matsumi Kaze opens her eyes..her signet glowing bright
[21:53] *** Cue transformation sequences! Zephrius and Aeolus; Notus; Boreas; Eurus; Hnossa
[21:54] *** Cue NEW Transformation for Sailor Quinox
[21:54] * Eternal Sailor Quinox glows with power...as does all her senshi
[21:55] <Eternal Sailor Quinox> Quinox Rhapsody!
[21:55] <All Quinox Senshi> SHINE ON!
[21:56] *** the THING makes an earthpiercing sound and tries to attack them again!!!!
[21:56] * Eternal Sailor Quinox DASHES FORWARD!
[21:56] * Sailor Notus 's braclet flashes...and she pulls out a mace like object from it
[21:57] <Sailor Notus> HECK YEAH!!!!
[21:57] <Sailor Notus> RED HOT.......SMASH!
[21:57] * Sailor Notus BRINGS the glowing mace down on one of the roots, SHATTERING it
[21:58] <Sailor Boreaus> BLIZZARD BOW!
[21:58] * Sailor Boreaus fires a flurry of snow like arrows, freezing up several of it's surfaces!
[21:59] * Sailor Hnossa launches forward slicing at the thing with clawed gauntlets “Wild Charge”
[22:03] *** the thing tries to attack with it's things but each are being countered by these new attacks
[22:03] <Sailor Eurus> RAIN...HOLY...BARRAGE!
[22:04] * Sailor Eurus manages to pierce several holes in the thing...the THING can't even comprehend that this is happening...there is no concept for it
[22:05] <Sailors Zephrius and Aeolus> A TO Z GAUNTLET STRIKE
[22:05] * Sailors Zephrius and Aeolus both HIT the thing at the same time!!!!!
[22:05] * Eternal Sailor Quinox closes her eyes
[22:06] * Eternal Sailor Quinox puts the flute to her mouth..and presses on each gem....the sound of each press sounding like the voice of each sat senshi
[22:06] * Eternal Sailor Quinox plays a...song...an aternal haunting song....
[22:07] *** the thing makes a noise....which turns into a SCREECH
[22:07] *** the thing seems to be a massive plant like structure with roots growing out of the snow, it's many eyes blinking at the same time
[22:10] * Sailor Hnossa punches at the eyes “stop looking at me!!!”
[22:12] <Sailor Notus> GET READY TO BURN
[22:12] * Sailor Notus grabs a root and applies heat to it, cuasing it to partially combust!
[22:15] * Eternal Sailor Quinox feels something at her side...and takes out what looks like a crystal..then realizes it fits ontop of the flute
[22:18] * Eternal Sailor Quinox looks at the thing...then tosses the crystal into the air, recatches it and puts ontop of her flute
[22:18] <Sailor Boreus> BLIZZARD BLAST!
[22:19] * Sailor Boreus creates a blizzard with enough force to make the giant plant thing's roots hang back
[22:22] * Eternal Sailor Quinox presses the buttons again......this time glowing air seems to draw itself into the crystal........glowing with a rainbow light.........
[22:22] <Eternal Sailor Quinox> QUINOX......
[22:23] * Sailor Boreus FIRES a blizzard blast!
[22:24] * Sailor Notus throws several Heat Waves!
[22:24] * Sailor Eurus unleasesh a Rainy Dash!
[22:24] <Eternal Sailor Quinox> RHAPSODY......
[22:24] * Sailor Hnossa slices and dives with her Wild Gauntlets
[22:25] * Sailor Zephrius attacks with a Hurricane Magnus!
[22:25] * Sailor Aeolus fires a Current Slash!!
[22:26] <Eternal Sailor Quinox> INFINITY!!!!!!!!!!!!
[22:26] * Eternal Sailor Quinox fires her attack with the others!
[22:26] *** all the attacks join together.......and STRIKE the thing.......
[22:27] *** the thing WARPS...........and collapses in on itself......as a BRIGHT light soundlessy explodes from where it was!
[22:28] *** it starts to snow again..this time gently..and glowing
[22:28] * Eternal Sailor Quinox is now known as Matsumi Kaze
[22:29] * Matsumi Kaze just looks.......the mountains look..empty...and the city silent.............there's a calmness
[22:29] <Matsumi Kaze> ....
[22:29] * Matsumi Kaze staggers, looking like she's going to fall
[22:29] <Masaki O`Cain> whoa, mats!
[22:29] * Masaki O`Cain runs over and helps her
[22:30] * Daini Felinus runs over to help Matsumi
[22:31] <Saki Suminaka> we did it!!!!!!!
[22:32] * Mio Shimizu smiles happily....
[22:32] <Yukime Fuyumi> yes!
[22:32] <Ryoko Atsumi> hey..one question
[22:32] <Ryoko Atsumi> ...how the f[BLEEP]k do we get back home!
[22:32] <Matsumi Kaze> .......
[22:33] * Matsumi Kaze looks to the others..then starts to laughin
[22:33] <Matsumi Kaze> *laugh
[22:33] * Daini Felinus grins “I have an idea”
[22:34] *** the others look at Daini
[22:36] <Ryoko Atsumi> WHOO-HOOO!!!!
[22:36] * Ryoko Atsumi sits on the back of the large whale as it goes through the ocean.....
[22:37] * Matsumi Kaze throw sup over the side, while Mio pats her back........Masaki and Aeolus ride dolphins on the side........Yukime just sleeps on the back of the whale
[22:37] * Daini Felinus grins at Matsumi throwing up
[22:39] *** the group head off into the distance......
[22:39] *** THE END

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[11:36] * Eliza McIntash awakens, slowly and smiling.
[11:36] <Eliza McIntash> Mmmmmmmm.
[11:36] <Eliza McIntash> ^_^
[11:36] * Eliza McIntash thinks to herself.
[11:37] <Eliza McIntash> Hmm... With still spell, there's little that could keep me from casting, even if it were always like this.
[11:37] * Eliza McIntash leans her head back against the cushion.
[11:38] * Eliza McIntash sighs. "It won't be, though."
[11:38] * Eliza McIntash breathes deeply.
[11:38] <Eliza McIntash> Okay.
[11:38] <Eliza McIntash> Minimal distractions.
[11:39] <Eliza McIntash> Nothing to smell, taste, hear. A tad to see. Lots to touch, but focus.
[11:39] <Eliza McIntash> Gotta think.
[11:39] * Eliza McIntash thinks.
[11:40] <@spiritflame> Current Location is: Sealed life-supporting chamber inside Chateaux
[11:41] * Eliza McIntash thinks back.
[11:43] <Eliza McIntash> >.<
[11:44] <Eliza McIntash> Can't get distracted by how good the hair pampering felt. >.<
[11:44] * Eliza McIntash thinks further back.
[11:46] * Eliza McIntash checks to see whether the video window is allowing her to see Liza Sunrise-Suminaka
[11:46] * Eliza McIntash looks at Liza Sunrise-Suminaka.
[11:46] *** Liza Sunrise-Suminaka is red-haired woman with inquisitive eyes that often dart around, but this is all you can see through the visor of her terrifyingly formidable hostile environment armorsuit complete with gas cylinders and decals with castle motifs that say "The Think Tank."
Her image Song is: "Born Under a Bad Sign" by Albert King. She is Level 1.
[11:46] <Eliza McIntash> She looks much more peaceful now.
[11:46] <Eliza McIntash> Heh, but of course she does. ^_^
[11:49] <Eliza McIntash> Chateaux is considering a new body for me?
[11:50] <Eliza McIntash> So... how would that... hmmm...
[11:50] <spiritflame> Eliza McIntash rolls 1d20 [ 2 ]
[11:50] <Eliza McIntash> I mean, there's really no telling how it would affect my ability to cast spells.
[11:50] <Eliza McIntash> What about the other things I can do?
[11:50] * Eliza McIntash lays her head back, trying to be as methodical as possible.
[11:51] <Eliza McIntash> I can do the singing thing, the "wraparound" thing, and make things that are magic. That last thing is the most likely thing I can do.
[11:51] <Eliza McIntash> I bet it wouldn't feel the same, though.
[11:51] * Eliza McIntash keeps talking aloud.
[11:52] <Eliza McIntash> And what would the phylactery do?
[11:52] <spiritflame> Eliza McIntash rolls 1d20 [ 16 ]
[11:54] <Eliza McIntash> Okay. There is little crossover between undead and constructs, but neither are alive. That said, since positive energy damages one, there would doubtlessly be a detectable difference, just like with the Magic Jar spell.
[11:54] <Eliza McIntash> That might sever my connection to it.
[11:55] <Eliza McIntash> But if I'm a robot, or *inside* a robot, built by Chateaux, would I need the Phylactery to be resurrected? Probably not.
[11:55] <Eliza McIntash> I mean... there's the chance that... the soul is subjective. >.<
[11:56] <Eliza McIntash> But okay, why assume that I'd be in the robot doing dangerous things? I could just control it from here? And it would be REALLY hard to destroy me, and I could be with Chateaux, and be.... safe.
[11:56] * Eliza McIntash thinks long and hard on that last ponderance.
[11:57] <Eliza McIntash> I wish I felt safe. T_T
[11:57] * Eliza McIntash looks around at her chamber and restraints, with the utter lack of access from outside, and a significant amount of her biology being outsourced to Chateaux.
[11:57] <Eliza McIntash> ...I don't feel safe.
[11:57] <Eliza McIntash> Not with her out there.
[11:58] <Eliza McIntash> But what about the new Intern?
[12:02] <Eliza McIntash> If that escalates.
[12:02] <Eliza McIntash> If only there was a way to....
[12:02] <spiritflame> Eliza McIntash rolls 1d20 [ 14 ]
[12:02] <Eliza McIntash> WAIT!
[12:02] <Eliza McIntash> THERE IS A WAY!
[12:03] <Eliza McIntash> I bet that could really fix it!
[12:03] <Eliza McIntash> Without having to----yes!
[12:03] <Eliza McIntash> ^_^
[12:03] <Eliza McIntash> Ooooh! Maybe I'm pretty smart after all! ^_^
[12:03] <Eliza McIntash> So that takes care of Simon... but what about... her?
[12:06] * Eliza McIntash 's happiness slowly evaporates, and she looks tired.
[12:06] <Eliza McIntash> I've spent years of my life trying to be ready for her.
[12:06] <Eliza McIntash> And it's... eaten away at the chances to enjoy what I love. T_T
[12:07] <Eliza McIntash> No matter what was done for me, she's just... always after me.
[12:07] <Eliza McIntash> Is this what it's like to be terminally ill or something, where you never can have peace because it haunts you?
[12:07] <Eliza McIntash> ....at lest I can help them.
[12:07] <Eliza McIntash> Besides...
[12:08] <Eliza McIntash> I'll bet it will feel really nice to put Bederatzi's pair of headphones on. >.>
[12:08] <Eliza McIntash> What if it escalates? What if... I can't...
[12:08] *** A vid-window of Chateaux appears in front of Eliza!
[12:08] <Eliza McIntash> O.O
[12:09] <Eliza McIntash> ^_^
[12:09] <Eliza McIntash> Hi Chateaux!
[12:09] <Eliza McIntash> I'm trying to wave, in case you can feel it!
[12:11] *** This conversation looped to main Lobby Feed for datamining, by order of Division. Appeals are irrelevant.

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[20:45] <spiritflame> Pirates rolls 1d24 [ 15 ]

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[22:23] * Meggie, Ikuko, Ai, Hanako and Saeko look left and right!
[22:23] <Ikuko> all clear!!!!
[22:23] <Saeko> ..miss Casa's gonna be upset with us....
[22:24] <Ai> stop being a baby!
[22:26] <Ikuko> we have a mystery to solve!!!!
[22:28] * Ikuko smiles, putting her hands on her hips!
[22:29] <Meggie> yeah!!!!
[22:31] <Ai> yeah!!!!

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[19:51] *** on the other side of the atrium
[19:51] <Joanna Smithson> seriously this will be awesome!
[19:51] <Matsumi Kaze> I've never been a halloween event as Akibahara....seems a bit...much
[19:51] <Joanna Smithson> OH COME ON IT WILL BE A BLAST
[19:52] <Masaki O`Cain> oh i've been down there..it's insane
[19:53] <Joanna Smithson> we've ALL been down there
[19:55] * Kaelyn P. Peinforte 3 shly sits in a corner, checking her crystal ball
[19:57] <Freya> I suppose we should all be wearing costumes
[19:57] <Joanna Smithson> yes that's KIND of the point
[20:00] <Matsumi Kaze> ..we're not going to turn into kids again, are we >_>
[20:00] <Joanna Smithson> ...I seriously doubt it
[20:05] * Joanna Smithson looks at the others on the far end..and dismisses talking to them
[20:07] <Joanna Smithson> so the party starts off at this one bar and we'll head out then from there for the rest of the party
[20:12] <Joanna Smithson> I have the party on my phone..they have a new app for it!
[20:12] <Thrash> sounds rather like a waste of time
[20:25] <Joanna Smithson> well you don't have to come!
[20:25] <Thrash> well maybe I won't
[20:28] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte 3> dear mother should be less ponderious about her politics
[20:28] <Joanna Smithson> tell me about it
[20:31] * Matsumi Kaze lounges on the Q sofa a bit
[20:38] <Joanna Smithson> ugh sorry...have the munchies so badly
[20:39] * Joanna Smithson pops a few chips into her mouth
[20:47] <Joanna Smithson> so we're all agreed...we're going out tomorrow?
[20:58] * Matsumi Kaze gives a thumbs up
[21:02] <Matsumi Kaze> it's kind of exciting!
[21:05] <Matsumi Kaze> eeeeee we're going to be around so many people
[21:08] <Matsumi Kaze> I have the perfect outfit too!

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[11:19] <Matsumi Shin (Kiddo)> TRICK OR TREAT!!!!
[11:19] * Matsumi Shin (Kiddo) grins, waving her paws in the air!
[11:20] <Haruka Tenou (Kiddo)> it's not even time, dork :P
[11:21] <Matsumi Shin (Kiddo)> hey if I dress up early, that totally means I can have candy early
[11:24] <Matsumi Shin (Kiddo)> or...
[11:24] * Matsumi Shin (Kiddo) grins, showing teeth
[11:24] <Haruka Tenou (Kiddo)> h-hey keep away!!!
[11:24] * Haruka Tenou (Kiddo) runs, Matsumi chasing her!!!

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[12:38] <Megan (Kiddo)> OW!
[12:38] * Megan (Kiddo) looks up and sees Jo in the tree
[12:39] <Jo (Kiddo)> looking for mysteries? :P
[12:39] * Megan (Kiddo) puffs up her cheeks
[12:39] <Megan (Kiddo)> we're gonna find the ghost dog!!!!!
[12:39] <Jo (Kiddo)> there's no such thing :P
[12:40] <Megan (Kiddo)> there is too and we're gonna find it!
[12:42] * Megan (Kiddo) runs off!

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[16:08] * Freya (Kiddo) giggles as she's helped into her costume
[16:08] <Freya (Kiddo)> taht tickles :D
[16:09] <Casa> if you keep squiarming then I shall have to tickle you more ^^
[16:10] * Casa zips up the toddler and smiles "there you are...now go to your others :) "
[16:10] * Casa pats Freya, who runs off

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[23:12] *** the children are in their own spaces, checking over their candies!
[23:15] * Matsumi (Kiddo) grins, checking over her snacks!
[23:16] * Freya (Kiddo) wanders over, looking at the candy she got...Freya didn't get as much
[23:16] <Freya (Kiddo)> ....
[23:17] * Matsumi (Kiddo) pauses and looks at her candy and offers some to Freya!
[23:21] <Freya (Kiddo)> :D
[23:21] * Haruka (Kiddo) pulls out a rock out of her sack..looking upset
[23:24] * Michiru (Kiddo) gives Haruka some candy
[23:24] * Haruka (Kiddo) rubs her eyes, trying not to look upset
[23:24] <Haruka (Kiddo)> thanks
[23:29] * D. Kakaku (Kiddo) is checking his bag, most of his candy came from the wrestlers.
[23:48] * Casa teleports around the entire House layout..making sure each child had a good time for halloween
[23:51] <D. Kakaku (Kiddo)> heeee
[00:18] * Casa also makes sure the children get to bed
[22:38] * Thetis dives into a pool

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[22:38] * Thetis dives into a pool
[22:38] * Thetis surfaces and sighs
[22:39] * Thetis allows herself to float..deep in thought

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[21:40] * Matsumi Kaze sips a coffee
[21:40] <Matsumi Kaze> mmmm
[21:59] * Megan Smithson also drinks some coffee!
[22:00] <Megan Smithson> this is lovely!
[22:00] <Matsumi Kaze> totally is
[22:05] <Matsumi Kaze> mmmmmmmm so peaceful
[22:21] <Matsumi Kaze> ....mom for hte last time..I don't want to hear about parasites ~_~
[22:21] <Megan Smithson> BUT THEY'RE SO INTERESTING!
[22:24] <Matsumi Kaze> uggggggh

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[22:41] <@spiritflame> Current Location is: d. Kakaku's APT
[22:45] * D. Kakaku lifts up the devices Intern [D] made for him not too long ago.
[22:48] <D. Kakaku> /inventory
[22:49] *** D. Kakaku is carrying:
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1. Diabets' piece of paper
2. Sakura's Kinamantine d20 dice
3. Empty
4.
5.
6.
7.
8.
9.
10.
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Assets: G¥10029937 .
[22:50] *** D. Kakaku has placed 3 portable replicator (not on person, there for me to remember) in Inventory Slot: 0
[22:51] *** D. Kakaku has placed 4 Brain Scanner Circlet in Inventory Slot: 0
[22:52] * D. Kakaku loads the portable replicator with the damaged microelectronics.
[22:52] <D. Kakaku> /inventory 4 Brain Scanner circlet (not on person, there for me to remember)
[22:52] *** D. Kakaku has placed 4 Brain Scanner circlet (not on person, there for me to remember) in Inventory Slot: 0
[22:53] *** D. Kakaku is carrying:
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1. Diabets' piece of paper
2. Sakura's Kinamantine d20 dice
3. Empty
4. 3 portable replicator (not on person, there for me to remember)
5. 4 Brain Scanner Circlet
6. 4 Brain Scanner circlet (not on person, there for me to remember)
7.
8.
9.
10.
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Assets: G¥10029937 .
[22:53] *** D. Kakaku has dropped 4 Brain Scanner Circlet
[22:54] *** D. Kakaku has placed 4 Brain Scanner circlet (not on person, there for me to remember) in Inventory Slot: 3
[22:55] *** D. Kakaku has placed Portable Replicator (not on person, there for me to remember) in Inventory Slot: 3
[22:55] *** D. Kakaku has placed Brain Scanner Circlet (not on person, there for me to remember) in Inventory Slot: 4
[22:55] *** D. Kakaku is carrying:
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1. Diabets' piece of paper
2. Sakura's Kinamantine d20 dice
3. Portable Replicator (not on person, there for me to remember)
4. Brain Scanner Circlet (not on person, there for me to remember)
5. Empty
6. 4 Brain Scanner circlet (not on person, there for me to remember)
7.
8.
9.
10.
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Assets: G¥10029937 .
[22:56] *** D. Kakaku has dropped something or other, but not from her inventory
[22:56] *** D. Kakaku has dropped 4 Brain Scanner circlet (not on person, there for me to remember)
[22:56] *** D. Kakaku has dropped something or other, but not from her inventory
[22:56] *** D. Kakaku is carrying:
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1. Diabets' piece of paper
2. Sakura's Kinamantine d20 dice
3. Portable Replicator (not on person, there for me to remember)
4. Brain Scanner Circlet (not on person, there for me to remember)
5. Empty
6. Empty
7.
8.
9.
10.
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Assets: G¥10029937 .
[22:57] * D. Kakaku puts the circlet on his head and fuses the damaged electronics together into something, a belt buckle.
[22:57] <D. Kakaku> there we go
[22:57] * D. Kakaku looks in the mirror.
[22:57] *** D. Kakaku is a 29 year old New Jersey native with sun-streaked light brown hair, blue eyes, and a lightly tanned complexion. A portly young man, he's never seen without his trusty wristwatch and hidden suit, He enjoys collecting video games and animating. More information about him is Here.
His image Song is: Carry on My Wayward Son, by Kansas. He is Level 1.
[22:58] * D. Kakaku puts the belt buckle on, and takes off the circlet, putting it and the replicator away, hidden.
[22:58] * D. Kakaku yawns a bit before exiting.
[22:58] *** D. Kakaku has left #suburbansenshi3 (Yeah! Let's go!)

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[19:10] * A Package from SC Inc is sent to Aya Reiko's office
[19:10] *** ^
[19:12] *** A Package from SC Inc is sent to Aya Reiko's Office

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[23:55] <spiritflame> Pirates rolls 1d24 [ 14 ]

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[20:37] *** Meanwhile within The Royale...
[20:39] <Minerva> look i'm just saying, maybe just maybe we should do something tomorrow together
[20:39] <Veruka> yeah well everyone seems like they're so busy
[20:39] * Cassandra O`Cain is sitting in a chair sipping some green tea
[20:43] <Cassandra O`Cain> What did you happend to have in mind, Lady Minerva?
[20:45] <Minerva> ...I have no idea to be honest
[20:45] <Minerva> just..go out
[20:46] <Cassandra O`Cain> Ah. Basically going for a nice walk or stroll.
[20:46] <Minerva> we could go to th-
[20:46] <Veruka> if you say the club one more time...
[20:47] <Minerva> you LIKE THE CLUB
[20:47] <Veruka> we go to that club almost every. single. night.
[20:50] <Cassandra O`Cain> Hmm.
[20:51] <Cassandra O`Cain> Perhaps a movie?
[20:52] <Veruka> there's a thought..one of the moving pictures
[20:52] <Veruka> i'm ratherhem fond of t
[20:54] * Cassandra O`Cain takes another sip of tea
[20:57] <Veruka> *I'm rather fond of them
[20:57] <Minerva> meh
[20:57] <Inanna> HI HI EVERYONE
[20:58] * Inanna bounces in!
[20:58] <Cassandra O`Cain> Hello.
[20:59] <Inanna> hello Cassie! how are you tonight!?
[20:59] <Cassandra O`Cain> I'm doing well so far.
[20:59] <Minerva> hey Inanna...finally tire out Nike?
[21:00] <Inanna> mmmmmmm she's all sleepy right now after playtime
[21:01] <Cassandra O`Cain> (Probably went on for hours on end.)
[21:02] <Veruka> we should get the others in on the plans
[21:03] <Cassandra O`Cain> Indeed.
[21:03] <Minerva> I think almost all of them are busy
[21:06] * Millina walks over and hops onto Minerva's shoulder
[21:07] <Millina> I checked on our "guest"....he still seems in his coma
[21:08] <Cassandra O`Cain> I hope he feels better considering the injuries he came inside with.
[21:11] <Millina> Lady Maia says that he should recover but it will take time
[21:12] <Cassandra O`Cain> That's good to hear.
[21:15] *** Thetis has joined #suburbansenshi3
[21:15] <@spiritflame> konbanwa Thetis
[21:15] * Thetis walks in, stomping past and THROWS her bag across the wall
[21:16] <Veruka> .....
[21:17] <Cassandra O`Cain> Er...
[21:19] <Veruka> ..well
[21:23] <Cassandra O`Cain> Anyway...
[21:23] <Veruka> yes
[21:27] <Cassandra O`Cain> If I may ask, where is Lady Maia? I've been curious about something.
[21:27] <Minerva> I think she's in her lab
[21:28] <Cassandra O`Cain> Of course. How forgetful of me. ^_^;
[21:29] * Cassandra O`Cain puts her cup down on the table and stands up
[21:30] <Minerva> you know the way, rigth?
[21:32] <Cassandra O`Cain> I believe so.
[21:33] * Cassandra O`Cain goes to look for Maia's lab
[21:36] *** Maia's lab is in the basement..when Cassandra enters...she finds the typical layout of a vast Mecurian Silver Millenium techno-lab
[21:37] <Cassandra O`Cain> Lady Maia?
[21:38] * Maia looks up from her work, removing her walkman
[21:38] <Maia> yes?
[21:38] <Cassandra O`Cain> Do you have a moment?
[21:41] * Maia turns in her chair and looks to Cassandra
[21:41] <Maia> go on
[21:41] * Cassandra O`Cain takes a deep breath and slowly exhales
[21:42] <Cassandra O`Cain> How is my little girl doing?
[21:48] <Maia> stabalized
[21:48] <Maia> she remains in statis at the moment, however
[21:50] <Cassandra O`Cain> That's good. I would like to release her from stasis so that she may join her family.
[21:54] <Cassandra O`Cain> Remind me, though. Where did she go?
[21:57] * Maia points to an anjoining room
[21:57] * Cassandra O`Cain begins to walk towards the room Maia indicated
[22:05] <Cassandra O`Cain> I'm ready.
[22:07] * Maia walks into the other room......where a figure is inside a staisis capsule
[22:07] * Maia walks over and begins to operate the controls.........
[22:08] * Cassandra O`Cain watches the process
[22:11] * Maia keeps working as lights flash faster....the sound changes on the machine's pitch
[22:13] * Cassandra O`Cain sighs in relief as the family will soon be whole
[22:16] * Maia finally shuts down the statis field
[22:16] <Maia> ...now be careful with her
[22:17] <Cassandra O`Cain> I will, Lady Maia.
[22:17] * Maia carefully opens the capsule....
[22:18] * Cassandra O`Cain goes over to the capsule and gently rouses the figure from her sleep
[22:19] <Cassandra O`Cain> Davina. It's time to wake up now.
[22:19] * Davina O`Cain slowly opens her eyes as she wakes up
[22:20] <Davina O`Cain> M-Mother?
[22:20] <Cassandra O`Cain> I'm right here, sweetheart. :)
[22:21] * Davina O`Cain slowly tries to get up from the capsule
[22:22] <Davina O`Cain> How long did I sleep?
[22:26] * Davina O`Cain begins to carefully climb out of the capsule
[22:30] <Maia> you have been asleep for more then three thousand years
[22:32] <Davina O`Cain> Th-th-that long?
[22:32] * Davina O`Cain almost stumbles upon hear the news
[22:32] <Maia> the moon is gone
[22:34] <Davina O`Cain> G-gone?!
[22:34] <Maia> gone/
[22:35] <Davina O`Cain> How?
[22:38] * Maia tells the entire story in a matter of fact way
[22:39] <Davina O`Cain> We lost everything...
[22:40] * Davina O`Cain realizes she's in Maia's presence and then politely curtsies to her, "Er, good day to you, Lady Maia."
[22:42] <Maia> good day...
[22:43] <Davina O`Cain> If I may ask, where am I?
[22:49] <Maia> The Royale..in Ginsen City..on Earth
[22:50] * Davina O`Cain blinks a little bit, "How did I...?"
[22:53] <Maia> you were brought here
[22:54] <Davina O`Cain> I see. The last thing I remember was getting inside the capsule and falling asleep.
[22:56] <Maia> you may feel dizzy for a few hours. be cautious
[22:57] <Davina O`Cain> Yes, your majesty.
[22:58] <Cassandra O`Cain> Is Davina allowed to go upstairs?
[23:00] <Maia> yes
[23:02] * Cassandra O`Cain nods, helps Davina out of the lab, and up to the lobby area of The Royale
[23:04] * Davina O`Cain enters the lobby with her mother
[23:04] <Davina O`Cain> This place...
[23:15] <Cassandra O`Cain> This is The Royale.
[23:16] <Minerva> hm???
[23:16] * Minerva is SITLL planning with Veruka and looks up
[23:18] * Cassandra O`Cain is standing around with Davina within the lobby as the horned girl looks at her surroundings
[23:18] *** it's a large hotel lobby, decorated lavishly
[23:23] <Minerva> hm?
[23:25] <Davina O`Cain> It looks so amazing.
[23:27] <Minerva> so who is this?
[23:27] * Davina O`Cain sees Minerva and curtsies to her, "I am Davina O`Cain, your majesty."
[23:29] <Minerva> oh..OH YEAH THAT ONE OF YOUR KIDS
[23:30] <Cassandra O`Cain> She is, Lady Minerva.
[23:35] <Minerva> welcome to The Royale
[23:37] <Davina O`Cain> This place is incredible. It almost feels like home.
[23:38] <Millina> much of The Royale is built for ourselves
[23:41] <Inanna> WELCOME WELCOME WELCOME
[23:42] <Davina O`Cain> I see.
[23:44] * Minerva arches an eyebrow
[23:44] <Minerva> ..yeah she's your kid, alright
[23:45] <Cassandra O`Cain> Davina is surprised by all this seeing it is all new to her.
[23:58] <Veruka> we all had some adjustments to make
[23:59] <Cassandra O`Cain> Indeed.
[23:59] * Davina O`Cain puts a hand on her stomach as it lets out a growl, "Mmph." >_o
[00:01] <Veruka> eh hungry?
[00:02] <Davina O`Cain> Yes, Lady Veruka.
[00:05] <Veruka> there's a kitchen down the hall I think?
[00:06] <Davina O`Cain> Okay. (proceeds on over, her tail swaying a bit for extra balance)
[00:12] * Davina O`Cain looks in the kitchen to see what is available
[00:13] *** it's a decent sized dining area......there is a fridge in there but it's nothing..spectacular
[00:14] * Davina O`Cain searches the fridge, "Hmm..."
[00:17] * Davina O`Cain picks out a few sliced meats and cheeses, and makes little tubes with them
[00:19] <Davina O`Cain> Oh. Some fruit should help with this. (snags a few berries from a container)
[00:20] * Davina O`Cain takes her food to the dining area and starts eating after taking a seat at a table
[00:23] *** the dining area is..very quiet
[00:25] * Davina O`Cain happily eats as her tail wags back and forth
[00:25] *** Davina can hear the sound of doors closing on hte other end
[00:28] <Davina O`Cain> Hm?
[00:30] * Davina O`Cain goes to investigate the sounds while making sure she doesn't fall in case of a dizzy spell hitting her
[00:31] *** outside of probably cassandra, the lobby is now empty
[00:32] <Davina O`Cain> Mother, where did everyone go?
[00:33] <Cassandra O`Cain> They went out for something entertaining. Right now, it's just us two.
[00:33] <Davina O`Cain> Oh. Hopefully they enjoy themselves. :)
[00:34] <Cassandra O`Cain> Same. Now, allow me to take you home to the rest of the family.
[00:35] <Davina O`Cain> Alright. I-it's been a while since I had seen any of them.
[00:35] *** Davina O`Cain has left #suburbansenshi3 (Um, where are we going?)
[00:35] *** Cassandra O`Cain has left #suburbansenshi3 (You will see, dear.)

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[02:17] * Veruka rides her motorcycle down the road in Ginsen....
[02:17] * Veruka is just focusing ahead....
[02:17] *** a young woman walks out into the road out of the shadows
[02:17] <Veruka> !!!!
[02:17] <Veruka> w-w-whoa!!!
[02:18] * Veruka tries to turn her motorcycle but it slips and slides before crashing into a lamppost
[02:18] * Veruka shakes her head, pulling herself from the ground and removes her helmet, tossing it aside
[02:18] * Veruka spots the young woman collapsed in the road and runs over
[02:18] * Veruka checks on her..then looks up as something dark leaps towards her
[02:19] <Veruka> !
[02:19] * Veruka pulls the woman away and dodges just out of the thing's way
[02:19] * Veruka carefully puts the girl against the lamp post
[02:19] * Veruka flicks her wrist, causing a transformation pen to appear in her hand
[02:20] <Veruka> ♦ URANUS PLANET POWER
[02:20] *** the thing leaps at Veruka.....who blocks it with her arm..now as Sailor Uranus
[02:21] * Sailor Uranus manages to push it back
[02:21] * Sailor Uranus dodges several other hits and manages to strike back against it
[02:22] * Sailor Uranus pulls out her sword and grabs the young woman, creating a slash in space before pulling both of them through it
[02:22] *** Sailor Uranus has left #suburbansenshi3

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[08:39] <Matsumi Shin (Kiddo)> mmmm morning ~_~
[08:39] * Matsumi Shin (Kiddo) rubs her eyes...
[08:39] * Jojo Shin (Kiddo) GRINS
[08:39] <Jojo Shin (Kiddo)> MORN SIS! YA READY!?
[08:39] <Matsumi Shin (Kiddo)> ....
[08:39] * Matsumi Shin (Kiddo) looks at her twin sister, who is sitting on her bed, staring her in the face
[08:40] * Matsumi Shin (Kiddo) dives back under the covers
[08:40] <Matsumi Shin (Kiddo)> nope.
[08:40] <Jojo Shin (Kiddo)> AW COME ON YA PROMISED
[08:40] <Jojo Shin (Kiddo)> 'sides...everybodys counting on us!!!!!!!
[08:40] <Matsumi Shin (Kiddo)> too cold.
[08:42] <Jojo Shin (Kiddo)> HMPH
[08:42] <Jojo Shin (Kiddo)> FINE
[08:42] <Jojo Shin (Kiddo)> I'M GONNA GET THE BIGGEST TREE EVER AND YOU'LL BE SORRY
[08:43] <Matsumi Shin (Kiddo)> hmph
[08:43] * Jojo Shin (Kiddo) hops down and stomps off

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[12:15] * Police Doctor is grabbed by the face
[12:16] * Police Doctor struggles, trying to grab at the individual's wrist but the person is far too strong
[12:16] * Police Doctor gives a weak muffled screech of pain.....
[12:17] * Police Doctor 's head is crushed like an overripe melon, spraying blood and brains everywhere....
[12:17] * Police Doctor is tossed aside in a heap
[12:18] <Assitant> !!!
[12:18] * Assitant scrambles away, trying to reach the door of the autopsy room to escape
[12:19] * Assitant is grabbed from the back
[12:21] * Assitant is spun around and tries to screech only to have their lips locked....
[12:26] * Assitant 's skin dries up and cracks as their life force is drained away
[12:26] * Assitant falls to the floor, a dissecated corpse
[12:26] * Person licks their lips.....and punches the door down...walking out

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[14:26] <Sailor Golden Correll> HEY YA'LL YOU BETTER SLOW YOUR BREECHES DOWN....
[14:27] * Sailor Golden Correll throws a golden clawed crispy fried arm towards the person...who just stops it..............
[14:27] <Sailor Golden Correll> !!!!
[14:34] * Sailor Golden Correll 's arm is ripped off.........causing the Scramble to fall back from the force
[14:42] * Person grabs Correll before they can fall..........then RIPS into the Scramble.....removing their crystal
[14:42] * Person drops the corpse
[14:44] * Person looks at the crystal....then pops it into their mouth and swollows it
[14:44] <Person> O_O
[14:44] * Person cracks their neck as they feel vitality return to them
[14:45] * Person looks at their hands and grins....

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[17:58] * Kiddo! Gems and her sister walk through the woods outside The House...WHERE THEY AREN'T SUPPOSE TO BE
[17:58] * Kiddo! Gems is pulling a tiny May on the sled behind them
[17:59] <Kiddo! Gems> we're goin' to find a really good tree for the house!
[17:59] <Kiddo! Gems> then ma will be right proud of us!
[18:00] * Kiddo! Geminine simply looks around, guarded...watching out for any wolves!
[18:03] *** Erika discovers their note and runs to tell Casa!

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[20:48] * Masaki O`Cain sips some coffee
[20:48] * Daini Felinus sips a cup of tea looking out of the window
[20:48] * Ryoko Atsumi leans back, looking at the ceiling
[20:49] <Saki Suminaka> ANOTHER :D
[20:49] *** it's snowing gently outside
[20:49] * Daini Felinus pours Saki another cup
[20:50] * Saki Suminaka grins and drinks!
[20:51] * Daini Felinus skips a cookie into her purse
[20:51] * Yukime Fuyumi looks at Daini "enjoying yourself?"
[20:52] * Mio Shimizu hides her ears a bit at a loud noise from the door ><
[20:52] * Daini Felinus nods and smiles “it’s nice here”
[20:53] <Masaki O`Cain> we used to come here alot...Saki, Me and Mats
[20:53] <Yukime Fuyumi> I came here too...
[20:53] <Ryoko Atsumi> yeah i used to hang out around these parts!
[20:54] * Mio Shimizu just nods
[20:55] * Daini Felinus passes her purse to Mio looking at Saki “I can see why you came so much!” ^^
[20:57] <Masaki O`Cain> I'll pay for this
[20:59] * Daini Felinus munches on a cookie “I want to get something to go for my siblings. They’d love a parfait. “
[21:06] * Daini Felinus goes and orders three parfaits to go and pays for the table‘s tab
[21:06] <Saki Suminaka> the parfeits are so good!!!!!
[21:07] <Masaki O`Cain> so...you girls done shopping for the day or should we hit up a few other places
[21:07] <Daini Felinus> Can we stop at one more place?
[21:08] <Daini Felinus> I need to get Matsumi a gift still. But she’s hard to choose for.
[21:08] <Masaki O`Cain> .....
[21:08] <Saki Suminaka> ....
[21:09] *** the other girls all suddenly have a look on their face like....they suddenly remembered something
[21:09] * Daini Felinus blinks “what??”
[21:11] <Masaki O`Cain> ....err....
[21:12] <Daini Felinus> Did you guys forget???
[21:13] *** the others just nod sheepishly
[21:14] <Daini Felinus> Let’s go find something then
[21:17] * Daini Felinus skips to the door “last year I just babysat so she and Deki could go on a date”
[21:19] * Masaki O`Cain stands and the others follow
[21:20] * Daini Felinus looks at all the stores and thinks “do you all want to get individual or a group gift?”
[21:20] <Masaki O`Cain> I think it's better to get individual......don't think we'd ever agree on one *looks to ryoko*
[21:21] <Ryoko Atsumi> WHAT THE F[BLEEP]K IS THAT SUPPOSE TO MEAN!!!!
[21:23] * Daini Felinus points to a department store “there should be some good options in there
[21:31] <Saki Suminaka> YES LET'S GO
[21:32] * Saki Suminaka RUNS AHEAD
[21:32] <Daini Felinus> /me follows behind Saki
[21:33] * Daini Felinus ^
[21:36] * Yukime Fuyumi looks around
[21:37] <Yukime Fuyumi> man I can never decide
[21:38] * Mio Shizumi pulls her hood over her head..nervous around the crowds
[21:42] * Daini Felinus looks at purses frowning
[21:45] * Ryoko Atsumi notices Mio..and gets slightly closer..not close enough to distress..but to let her know she's here as a saftey
[21:45] * Mio Shizumi keeps holding the purse...
[21:46] * Daini Felinus ’s purses makes soft squeaking noises
[21:48] * Mio Shizumi opens the purse a little
[21:49] *** in the purse there are two little sugar gliders playing together
[22:02] <Mio Shizumi> ...
[22:02] * Mio Shizumi relaxes
[22:03] * Daini Felinus walks over with two purses “what about one of these?”
[22:07] <Mio Shizumi> um..uh...um
[22:07] * Daini Felinus is looking between the two bags indecisively
[22:09] * Mio Shizumi points to one
[22:10] * Daini Felinus considers the purse and smiles “hey me too! I think I can find some shoes that match!”
[22:19] * Mio Shizumi nods slowly
[22:23] * Daini Felinus runs off to the shoes!
[22:30] * Masaki O`Cain sighs, trying to find a present
[22:44] * Daini Felinus runs over to Masaki grinning “I have an idea!”
[22:58] <Masaki O`Cain> huh?
[23:00] <Daini Felinus> We could ambush Matsumi with a vacation!
[23:00] <Masaki O`Cain> .....hey not a bad idea
[23:03] <Daini Felinus> At least that way we can all have something to give her. I call dibs on her food fund and clothes!
[23:22] <Masaki O`Cain> hey great idea!
[23:27] *** the girls all chat about this present idea

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[08:07] * Himeko Kaze snoooooores..butt in the air, sleeping deeply
[08:09] <Hiroshi Kaze> .....
[08:09] * Hiroshi Kaze stares at his twin sister, sweatdropping
[08:12] <Hiroshi Kaze> ......
[08:12] * Hiroshi Kaze just closes the door again
[08:13] <Matsumi Kaze> is your sister up?
[08:13] * Hiroshi Kaze just shrugs and walks by
[08:13] <Matsumi Kaze> that boy ^^;;
[01:16] *** flips a coin into the air and catches it, heads side up
[18:22] * ?? looks at Matsumi Kaze.
[18:22] *** Matsumi Kaze is is a woman with short blond hair and blue green eyes. With a VERY well endowed figure and plenty of amazing power, she defends her home and her friends with all her heart. More information about her is Here.
Her image Song is: "She makes me Laugh" by The Monkees. She is Level 1.
[20:13] *** - flips a coin into the air and catches it, tails side up
[20:16] *** flips a coin into the air and catches it, heads side up

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[20:35] *** Davina O`Cain has joined #suburbansenshi3
[20:35] <@spiritflame> konbanwa Davina O`Cain
[20:35] * Davina O`Cain does her best to search for the kidnapping robot, even going rooftop to rooftop
[20:36] *** there is defintly a path of destruction wherever it went
[20:37] * Davina O`Cain follows the trail
[20:37] <Davina O`Cain> Where are you going?
[20:41] *** the direction of the mess is heading towards Ginga TV
[20:44] * Davina O`Cain rushes towards Ginga TV
[20:46] *** there is a broken robot arm on the ground in front of the tower
[20:49] * Davina O`Cain enters the building and starts looking around
[20:50] *** there's evidence of a fight
[20:54] * Davina O`Cain keeps following the trail as she dons her armor resembling a fantasy archer plus armored parts like her family's
[20:58] *** are you following the trail into Ginga TV or the one outside
[20:59] * Davina O`Cain is following the trail into Ginga TV
[21:12] <Davina O`Cain> Alright.
[22:33] * Davina O`Cain exits Ginga TV and looks at the other trail of debris
[22:36] *** Davina O`Cain has left #suburbansenshi3 (Better head back.)
[23:20] <???> /flip
[23:21] *** ??? flips a coin into the air and catches it, tails side up
[18:11] *** ?? flips a coin into the air and catches it, tails side up

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[23:13] * ??? sits in a darkened room..the only light is a candle....they're surrounded by dolls of every size and shape
[23:13] * ??? stares into a crystal..it's glow illumiating their face in a sickly green shape
[23:14] * ??? says nothing..but simply stares..their eyes watering......their hands shaking...

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[10:35] *** Kaelyn Peinforte has joined #suburbansenshi3
[10:35] <@spiritflame> ohayo Kaelyn Peinforte
[10:35] * Kaelyn Peinforte lounges in her office chair and sips a cup of tea...
[10:36] * Kaelyn Peinforte looks at the web of papers she has on the board across from her
[10:36] <Kaelyn Peinforte> bloody cheek...
[10:37] * Kaelyn Peinforte looks at the photos of her family and smiles
[10:37] <Kaelyn Peinforte> ....I wish
[10:37] * Kaelyn Peinforte shakes head no
[10:39] * Kaelyn Peinforte walks over and picks up a cracked fox mask
[10:39] <Kaelyn Peinforte> .......now what do we do with you
[10:42] * Kaelyn Peinforte puts it down and exits the office, walking down the stairs
[10:42] <Kaelyn Peinforte> morning Haim
[10:42] * Haim does a curt but dutiful bow
[10:43] <Haim> Good Morning Lady Peinforte.
[10:43] <Kaelyn Peinforte> anyone else arrive?
[10:44] <Haim> Miss Maybelle stopped by for a moment but it seems she has activites she wishes to perform with friends
[10:48] <Kaelyn Peinforte> mhm
[10:48] * Kaelyn Peinforte picks up some letters off a tray
[10:50] <Haim> Miss, I hope you are aware that it takes every fiber of my being to not teleport you organics to the core of the sun
[10:51] <Kaelyn Peinforte> yes, I'm aware, Haim..thank you, Haim
[10:55] * Kaelyn Peinforte thinks to herself, frowning a little
[10:57] <Kaelyn Peinforte> Haim, I'm going out for a bit
[10:57] <Haim> going to..."cut a b[BLEEP]ch".....are we?
[10:58] <Kaelyn Peinforte> I have no idea
[10:58] * Kaelyn Peinforte grabs her coat and steps out of the front door..vanishing instantly
[10:58] *** Kaelyn Peinforte has left #suburbansenshi3

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[21:28] <Haim> Welcome Home
[21:28] * Kaelyn Peinforte appears and straggers, before crashing onto a divan
[21:28] <Kaelyn Peinforte> thank you, Haim
[21:31] <Maybelle> Hello Kaelyn! you look right bushed.....
[21:31] * Kaelyn Peinforte sits up and takes some tea from Haim with thanks
[21:31] <Kaelyn Peinforte> yes well...
[21:31] <Kaelyn Peinforte> duty does tend to drain one's self...
[21:34] * Kaelyn Peinforte lifts up her legs to allow Vic to search under her
[21:35] <Haim> if you wish to hear my opnion, Lady Peinforte
[21:36] <Kaelyn Peinforte> hm?
[21:37] <Haim> I think it rather foolish for you to rush in and make such hasty actions as you did
[21:38] <Haim> you are aware they have guardians
[21:39] <Haim> but what do I know..I am simply the structure in which you live in and prevent you from falling into the astrial plane once more
[21:39] * Kaelyn Peinforte just sips her tea
[21:53] <Kaelyn Peinforte> do we have any tea biscuts by the way?
[21:56] <Haim> .....
[21:56] * Haim adjusts her glasses and glides off

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[21:09] *** - flips a coin into the air and catches it, heads side up
[03:23] <ss3_name> Sailor Moon Azabu Juuban

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[19:49] * leaves the bar and starts to walk along the street
[19:49] <Minerva> ^
[19:50] * Minerva glances around as she walks trhough the crowd
[19:51] * Minerva stops to look at a few magazines in a stand
[19:52] * Minerva doesn't look as a pick pocket is bolting........
[19:52] * Minerva holds out her fist.....the fhief running into it and knocking himself out
[19:52] * Minerva catches the purse and tosses it over to the woman
[19:53] * Minerva signals a taxi
[19:53] * Minerva climbs in and gives the address as it drives
[19:53] * Minerva half glances out the window as the city passes by...
[19:54] * Minerva steps out of the taxi as it stops in front of The Royale
[19:54] * Minerva walks up to the buliding and pushes her way in
[19:55] <Minerva> HEY I'M HOME!

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[18:57] * ~The Cheesykits Projector starts to warm up
[18:59] *** Music starts to play, and the title appears on a black background: "Full Metal Fluff"
[19:00] <~The Cheesykits Projector> The next scene shows THIS girl getting into a barber's chair.




[19:00] *** Reisen Udongein Inaba [LunaticMoonRabbit@FedCom.Net (Pirated Serve] has joined #suburbansenshi3
[19:00] <@spiritflame> konbanwa Reisen Udongein Inaba *** Happy Birthday, Ten'ou Haruka!!
[19:00] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> .....
[19:01] * Reisen Udongein Inaba stays motionless as she starts getting her hair cut into a fairly cute bob (like Youmu's).
[19:03] *** Further down the roll, there's Reisen-2, Ringo, Doremy Sweet, and Seiran, too. Looks like most of the Lunar Defense Corps is here for this.
[19:03] *** Tewi Inaba has joined #suburbansenshi3
[19:03] <@spiritflame> konbanwa Tewi Inaba *** Happy Birthday, Ten'ou Haruka!!
[19:04] * Tewi Inaba is ALSO here. She's taking selfies with her smartphone and giggling as she SOMEHOW avoids getting her hair cut.
[19:07] *** Finally, the hairut scene ends and everyone is standing stock-still at attention in a barracks room.
[19:09] *** And then you see...HIM!!!!!!!
[19:09] <~>




[19:10] *** Gunnery Sergeant Hartman has joined #suburbansenshi3
[19:10] <@spiritflame> konbanwa Gunnery Sergeant Hartman *** Happy Birthday, Ten'ou Haruka!!
[19:10] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> I am Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, your senior drill instructor, and from now on you will speak ONLY when spoken to.
[19:11] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> And the first and last words out of your filthy sewers will be sir! Do you maggots understand that?
[19:11] <Assembled Moon-Rabbits> Sir, yes, sir!
[19:12] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> Bulls[BLEEP]t, I can't hear you! Sound off like you've got a pair!
[19:12] <Assembled Moon-Rabbits> SIR, YES, SIR!!
[19:13] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> If you bunnies leave my island! If you survive recruit training!
[19:13] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> You will be a tool! You will be a weapon! You'll be a minister of death praying for war!!
[19:14] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> But until that day...you are pukes!
[19:14] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> You are the lower forms of life in Gensokyo! You are not even lunar-f[BLEEP]king-rabbits!!
[19:15] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> YOU ARE NOTHING MORE THAN SQUALID, DISORGANIZED, GABASSTIC PIECES OF AMPHIBIAN S[BLEEP]T!
[19:16] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> Because I am hard, you will not LIKE me! But the more you hate me, the more you will learn.
[19:16] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> I am hard, but I am fair!
[19:17] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> There is no bunny bigotry here! I do not look down on Stiffies, Floppies, Stubbies, or Longears!
[19:18] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> Here you are all EQUALLY worthless! And my orders are to weed out all the non-hackers who will not pack the gear to serve in my beloved Corps!
[19:19] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> Do you warthogs understand that?
[19:19] <Assembled Moon-Rabbits> Sir, yes, sir!!
[19:19] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> BULLS[BLEEP]T, I CANNOT HEAR YOU!
[19:20] <Assembled Moon-Rabbits> SIR, YES, SIR!!!
[19:21] * Gunnery Sergeant Hartman pauses for a moment near Reisen Udongein Inaba, who kind of stands out a little since her ears are obviously fake.
[19:21] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> ....
[19:21] * Gunnery Sergeant Hartman shrugs and moves on to the next Moon-Rabbit.
[19:22] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> WHAT'S YOUR NAME, SCUMBAG?
[19:22] <Ringo> SIR, PRIVATE RINGO, SIR!!
[19:23] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> BULLS[BLEEP]T! From now on you're Private Pudgy! Do you like that name?
[19:23] * Ringo is, in fact, a little soft around the middle. Mostly from eating far too many sweet-rolls.
[19:24] <Ringo> SIR, YES, SIR!! >___<;
[19:24] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> Well there's one thing you won't like, Private Pudgy, is that they don't serve biscuits, gravy, and deep-fried chicken on a daily basis in my mess hall!!
[19:25] <Ringo> SIR, YES, SIR!! >__<;
[19:25] * Tewi Inaba smirks.
[19:25] <Tewi Inaba> Is that you, John Wayne? Is this me?
[19:27] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> Who said that?
[19:27] * Gunnery Sergeant Hartman quickly starts to look around at everyone.
[19:27] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> WHO THE F[BLEEP]K SAID THAT?!
[19:28] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> WHO'S THE SLIMY, FLOOF-IMPERIALIST, TWINKLETOED, CARROT-SUCKER THAT JUST SIGNED THEIR OWN DEATH WARRANT?!?!?!?!?
[19:28] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> ...
[19:28] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> NOBODY, HUH?
[19:28] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> THE STRONGEST F[BLEEP]KING FÆRIE SAID IT?
[19:29] *** Close-up of Tewi trying to avoid breaking out in total laughter.
[19:29] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> <___<;;
[19:29] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> Very well, I will PT you all until you f[BLEEP]king DIE!!!!!!!!
[19:30] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> I will PT you until your a[BLEEP]les are sucking carrot juice!!!
[19:31] * Gunnery Sergeant Hartman storms over to Reisen-2. "WAS IT YOU, YOU SCRAWNY LITTLE BIMBO??!'
[19:31] <Reisen-2> SIR, NO, SIR!!! >___<;;
[19:32] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> YOU LOOK LIKE A SCHEMING FOX-LOVER! I BET IT WAS YOU!
[19:32] <Reisen-2> SIR, NO, SIR!!! T___T
[19:32] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> SIR, I SAID IT, SIR!!!!!!!!!!
[19:32] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> ...
[19:33] * Gunnery Sergeant Hartman comes over to Reisen.
[19:33] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> Well.
[19:33] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> No s[BLEEP]t.
[19:33] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> What have we got here, a f[BLEEP]king comedian. Private Joker!
[19:36] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> I admire your honesty. Hell, I like you! You can go over to the sickbay and f[BLEEP]k our doctor!
[19:37] *** Eiren Yagokoro has joined #suburbansenshi3
[19:37] <@spiritflame> konbanwa Eiren Yagokoro *** Happy Birthday, Ten'ou Haruka!!
[19:37] <@spiritflame> ATTENTION: Eirin Yagokoro is already registered. Check your password or enter a new name.
[19:37] <Eirin Yagokoro> Huh?
[19:38] * Eirin Yagokoro sees what Gunnery Sergeant Hartman is talking about and grins EVILLY at Reisen, brandishing a hypodermic needle.
[19:38] * Gunnery Sergeant Hartman follows up by give Reisen a hard JAB in her stomach that sends her crumpling to the ground.
[19:39] <@spiritflame> ATTENTION: Reisen Udongein Inaba is already registered. Check your password or enter a new name.
[19:39] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> OOOF!!
[19:40] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> YOU LITTLE SCUMBAG!! I've got your name! I'VE GOT YOUR ASS!!
[19:40] * Gunnery Sergeant Hartman does THE POSE!!!!




[19:41] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> You will not laugh! You will not cry! You will learn by the numbers! I will teach you!
[19:41] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> Now get up! Get on your feet!
[19:41] <Tewi Inaba> XD
[19:41] * Reisen Udongein Inaba struggles to her feet.
[19:42] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> Now, you had best unf[BLEEP]k yourself or I will unscrew your head and s[BLEEP]t down your NECK!!!
[19:43] <@spiritflame> ATTENTION: Reisen Udongein Inaba is already registered. Check your password or enter a new name.
[19:44] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> Sir, yes, sir!! >___<;;
[19:44] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> Private Joker, why did you join my beloved Corps?!
[19:44] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> Sir, to kill and defeat the fluffy imperial threat, sir!
[19:45] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> So you're a killer?
[19:45] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> Sir, yes, sir!
[19:45] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> Let me see your war face!
[19:45] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> Sir? :/
[19:45] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> You've got a war face?
[19:45] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
[19:46] * Gunnery Sergeant Hartman bellows at Reisen. "That's a war face! Now let me see your war face!"
[19:46] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!
[19:48] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> BULLS[BLEEP]T! You didn't convince me! Let me see your REAL war face!!!
[19:48] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> ♦ AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
[19:48] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> YOU DON'T SCARE ME! WORK ON IT!
[19:48] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> SIR, YES, SIR!! >__<;
[19:49] * Gunnery Sergeant Hartman storms off further down the line.
[19:49] * Gunnery Sergeant Hartman stops in front of Seiran.
[19:49] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> WHAT'S YOUR EXCUSE?!
[19:50] <Seiran> Sir, excuse for what, sir?
[19:50] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> I'm asking the questions here! Do you understand?
[19:50] <Seiran> Sir, yes, sir!
[19:50] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> Thank you very much! Can I be in charge for a while?
[19:51] <Seiran> Sir, yes, sir!
[19:51] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> Are you shook up? Are you nervous?
[19:51] <Seiran> Sir, I am, sir!
[19:51] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> Do I make you nervous?
[19:51] <Seiran> Sir?
[19:51] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> Sir, what? Were you about to call me an a[BLEEP]le?!
[19:52] <Seiran> Sir, no, sir!!
[19:53] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> How tall are you, Private?
[19:53] <Seiran> Sir, four foot nine, sir!
[19:53] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> Four foot nine?! I didn't know they stacked carrot compost that high!! Are you trying to squeeze an inch in on me?!
[19:54] <Seiran> Sir, no, sir!!!
[19:55] * Gunnery Sergeant Hartman is distracted by muffled giggling from directly behind him.
[19:56] * Gunnery Sergeant Hartman storms over to...
[19:56] <Tewi Inaba> O___O
[19:58] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> DID YOUR PARENTS HAVE ANY CHILDREN THAT LIVED?
[19:58] <Tewi Inaba> Sir, yes, sir! ^__^
[19:58] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> Bet they regret that! You're so f[BLEEP]king ugly you could be a modern art masterpiece!
[19:59] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> What's your name, shortstack?
[19:59] <Tewi Inaba> Sir, Tewi Inaba, sir!!
[19:59] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> That name sounds like royalty! Are you royalty?
[19:59] <Tewi Inaba> Sir, no, sir! ^__^
[20:00] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> Do you hump carrots?
[20:00] <Tewi Inaba> Sir, I love carrots, sir! :D
[20:00] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> I bet you can suck a carrot through a garden hose!!
[20:00] <Tewi Inaba> Sir, yes, sir! :D
[20:02] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> I don't like that name! Only foxes and sailors are called that! And I don't see any fluffy tails on you, so that kinda narrows it down!
[20:02] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> FROM NOW ON, YOU'RE GOMER PYLE!!!!!!!
[20:02] <Tewi Inaba> Sir, yes, sir! :D
[20:03] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> Do you think I'm cute, Private Pyle? Do you think I'm funny?
[20:03] <Tewi Inaba> Sir, no, sir!
[20:03] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> Then wipe off that disgusting grin!
[20:03] * Tewi Inaba purses her lips closed.
[20:04] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> ...Well any f[BLEEP]king time, sweetheart!
[20:04] <Tewi Inaba> Sir, I'm trying, sir! XD
[20:04] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> Private Pyle...I'm giving you three seconds.
[20:04] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> Exactly three seconds.
[20:05] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> To wipe that stupid-looking grin off your face!
[20:05] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> OR I WILL GOUGE OUT YOUR EYEBALLS AND SKULL-F[BLEEP]K YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[20:06] <Tewi Inaba> O__o
[20:06] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> ONE!
[20:06] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> TWO!
[20:06] <Tewi Inaba> >___<;;
[20:06] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> THREE!!!!!!
[20:06] <Tewi Inaba> I can't help it, sir!
[20:07] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> BULLS[BLEEP]T!! GET ON YOUR KNEES, SCUMBAG!!!
[20:07] * Tewi Inaba gets down on her knees while Gunnery Sergeant Hartman holds his right hand down by his hip like he's tightly holding a beer bottle.
[20:07] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> Now choke yourself.
[20:07] <Tewi Inaba> O___O
[20:08] * Tewi Inaba reaches up to grab her own throat with both hands.
[20:08] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> WITH MY HAND!
[20:09] * Tewi Inaba reaches out to take hold of the Sergeant's hand.
[20:09] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> DON'T PULL MY HAND OVER THERE! LEAN OVER AND CHOKE YOURSELF!
[20:09] <Tewi Inaba> D:
[20:09] <Tewi Inaba> >___<
[20:09] * Tewi Inaba leans forward into the Sergeant's grip.
[20:09] * Gunnery Sergeant Hartman grips her neck HARD!!!
[20:10] <Tewi Inaba> O___O
[20:10] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> Are you through grinning?
[20:10] <Tewi Inaba> sir, yes, sir
[20:10] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> BULLS[BLEEP]T, I CAN'T HEAR YOU!
[20:10] <Tewi Inaba> sir, yes, sir!
[20:11] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> BULLS[BLEEP]T, I STILL CAN'T HEAR YOU! SOUND OFF LIKE YOU'VE GOT A PAIR!
[20:11] <Tewi Inaba> /SQUEAL SiR, yEs, SiR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[20:11] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> That's enough! Get on your feet!
[20:12] * Tewi Inaba struggles back to her feet, no longer looking smug and amused. NOW she looks rattled.
[20:12] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> Private pyle, you had best square your ass away and start s[BLEEP]tting me Tiffany cufflinks! Or I will definitely f[BLEEP]k you up!
[20:13] <Tewi Inaba> ...Sir, yes, sir! o___O;;
[20:14] *** The scene switches. Now the entire platoon of Moon-Rabbit recruits are steadily jogging through a military base, with the Sergeant grunt-yelling a count to set the pace.
[20:15] <Reisen Udongein Inaba (voiceover)> Fort Scarlet Devil, Gensokyo. The Lunar Assault Corps Recruit Depot.
[20:16] <Reisen Udongein Inaba (voiceover)> An eight-week college for the phony-tough and the crazy-brave.
[20:17] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> ♫ Momma and Poppa were lying in bed! ♫
[20:18] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> ♫ Momma rolled over this is what she said! ♫
[20:18] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> ♫ Oh give me some!! ♫
[20:18] <Assembled Moon-Rabbits> ♦ Oh give me some!
[20:19] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> ♫ Oh give me some!! ♫
[20:19] <Assembled Moon-Rabbits> ♦ Oh give me some!
[20:19] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> ♫ P.T.!!! ♫
[20:19] <Assembled Moon-Rabbits> ♦ P.T.!!
[20:20] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> ♫ P.T.!! ♫
[20:20] <Assembled Moon-Rabbits> ♦ P.T.!!
[20:21] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> ♫ Good for you! And good for me!! ♫
[20:21] <Assembled Moon-Rabbits> ♦ Good for you! And good for me!!
[20:22] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> ♫ Up in the morning, face the Rising Floof!! ♫
[20:22] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> ♫ Gonna train all day so we can beat those goofs!! ♫
[20:29] *** The next scene shows the recruit platoon marching across a huge open paved field, clutching rifles and practicing how to hold them.
[20:30] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> Hel-ight-hel-ight-hel-ight! Your left shoulder...HUT!!
[20:30] * Assembled Moon-Rabbits shift their rifles to their left shoulders.
[20:31] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> Front...HUT!!
[20:32] * Assembled Moon-Rabbits shift their rifles from their left shoulders to hold them in front of their bodies.
[20:32] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> Platoon...HALT! Left shoulder...HUT!!!
[20:32] * Assembled Moon-Rabbits come to a halt, then shift their rifles back to their left shoulders. EXCEPT TEWI.
[20:34] * Tewi Inaba messes it up and tries to correct it before the Sergeant notices.
[20:35] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> PRIVATE PYLE, WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO DO TO MY BELOVED CORPS?!
[20:35] <Tewi Inaba> Sir, I don't know, sir!
[20:36] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> Private Pyle, do you expect me to believe that you don't know left from right?!
[20:36] <Tewi Inaba> Sir, I was only copying what I saw Private Joker do, sir!!!
[20:36] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> <___<;
[20:37] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> OH NO YOU DON'T! Everyone else did it fine!
[20:37] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> You did that on purpose! You want to be different!
[20:37] <Tewi Inaba> Sir, no, sir!!
[20:37] * Gunnery Sergeant Hartman SMACKS Tewi's ears from the left side.
[20:38] <Tewi Inaba> >___<;;
[20:38] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> What side was that?!
[20:38] <Tewi Inaba> Sir, left side, sir!
[20:38] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> ARE YOU SURE, PRIVATE PYLE?!
[20:38] <Tewi Inaba> SIR, YES, SIR!
[20:39] * Gunnery Sergeant Hartman SMACKS Tewi's ears from the right side.
[20:39] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> What side was that?!
[20:39] <Tewi Inaba> Sir, right side, sir! T___T
[20:40] *** The scene switches back to the barracks. It's night-time now, and all of the Moon-Rabbits are preparing to go to bed.
[20:40] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> TONIGHT, YOU WILL SLEEP WITH YOUR RIFLES!
[20:41] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> You will give your rifle a boy's name!
[20:41] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> Because this is the ONLY hard thing you people are going to get!
[20:42] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> Your days of dreaming about tail-ruffling Adele Yandere and the Great Homecoming Fluff Fantasy are over!
[20:43] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> You're married to this piece! This weapon of iron and wood!
[20:43] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> AND YOU WILL BE FAITHFUL!!
[20:43] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> Arm...HUT!!!
[20:43] * Assembled Moon-Rabbits all raise their rifles to the Ready Position.
[20:44] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> Prepare to mount!
[20:44] * Assembled Moon-Rabbits all move into positions on their bunk beds.
[20:44] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> MOUNT!
[20:44] * Assembled Moon-Rabbits all LEAP into bed.
[20:45] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> PRAY!
[20:45] <Assembled Moon-Rabbits> ♦ This is my rifle, there are many others like it but this one is mine!
[20:45] <Assembled Moon-Rabbits> ♦ My rifle is my best friend. It is my life.
[20:46] <Assembled Moon-Rabbits> ♦ I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my rifle is useless. Without my rifle, I am useless.
[20:46] <Assembled Moon-Rabbits> ♦ I must fire my rifle true. I must shoot straighter than my enemy, who is trying to kill me.
[20:47] <Assembled Moon-Rabbits> ♦ I must shoot him before he shoots me.
[20:47] <Assembled Moon-Rabbits> ♦ I will. Before Kaguya I swear this creed.
[20:48] <Assembled Moon-Rabbits> ♦ My rifle and myself are defenders of the Lunar Kingdom. We are the masters of our enemy. We are the saviors of the Lunarian way of life.
[20:49] <Assembled Moon-Rabbits> ♦ So be it. Until there is no enemy, but peace.
[20:51] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> AT EASE!
[20:51] * Gunnery Sergeant Hartman turns off the lights in the barracks room.
[20:51] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> Good night, bunnies.
[20:52] *** AND PAUSE HERE FOR TONIGHT!
[20:53] *** We'll continue again on THURSDAY, as I'm going to be busy both tomorrow night and Wednesday night and unable to get on in the evenings.
[20:54] *** Thank you all for coming tonight, and I'm looking forward to seeing you all again on Thursday.
[18:59] * The Cheesykits Projector starts to warm up
[19:03] *** The movie resumes, with Tewi's face appearing.
[19:03] <Tewi Inaba> :D
[19:05] <Tewi Inaba> Hey everyone! I've only got a few moments before we start our usual morning bulls[BLEEP]t, but I wanted to get this all set up and on TokTik.
[19:05] <Tewi Inaba> Our sergeant is an ass. And he's stupid too.
[19:06] <Tewi Inaba> And I'm gonna show everyone on the Internet just HOW stupid he really is! When everything is said and done, I'll show the world what a total ass he is and make him sorry he ever tried to be so needlessly mean!
[19:07] <@spiritflame> ATTENTION: Reisen Udongein Inaba is already registered. Check your password or enter a new name.
[19:07] *** Reisen Udongein Inaba [LunaticMoonRabbit@FedCom.Net (Pirated Serve] has joined #suburbansenshi3
[19:07] <@spiritflame> konbanwa Reisen Udongein Inaba
[19:07] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> GET BACK HERE!
[19:08] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> ATTENTION!!!!
[19:09] *** EVERYONE rushes into their positions In Formation, and Gunny starts having them go through regular rifle position practice.
[19:09] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> RIght shoulder................HUT!!
[19:10] *** Everyone lays their rifles vertically against their right shoulders.
[19:11] * Gunnery Sergeant Hartman slowly walks down the line of moon-rabbits, examining how they move and position their guns.
[19:11] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> That is NOT your daddy's shotgun, Reisen-2!
[19:12] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> Left shoulder....HUT!! Move the rifle around your head, not your head around the rifle, Ringo.
[19:12] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> Present...HUT! Four inches from your chest, Tewi! Four inches!
[19:15] *** The scene then fades into a different part of the day, where everyone is at the PT Field, struggling to get through the infamous Marine Obstacle Course!
[19:16] * Reisen Udongein Inaba is hurrying through a long series of monkey bars. >___<
[19:16] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> TEN SECONDS! It shouldn't take more than ten f[BLEEP]king secons to get through this obstacle!!
[19:18] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> MOVE IT OUT!! No spoiled-carrot private in this platoon is gonna graduate until they get this obstacle down to less than ten f[BLEEP]king seconds!
[19:19] *** Then it's onto a wooden tower that everyone has to climb to the top to and then rappel down the ropes fron the other side!
[19:20] *** Then it's fight training, where everyone is in a circle around two fighters wearing helmets and battling each other with long padded rods.
[19:20] * Doremy Sweet is battling Tewi, and pounding her repeatedly!
[19:20] <Doremy Sweet> :D
[19:20] <Tewi Inaba> D:
[19:22] *** Then i's to a log-ramping obstacle, where two recruits have to rush forward, jump onto one horizontal log, then jump up and grab onto another log several feet higher and further ahead, THEN pull themselves up onto it.
[19:23] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> Get over that obstacle! Move it! Next two!
[19:24] *** Seiran and Reisen-2 quickly rush forward, leap up, and pull themselves upwards.
[19:24] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> Next two! Get up there!
[19:24] * Reisen Udongein Inaba pulls herself upwards!
[19:24] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> PRIVATE JOKER, ARE YOU A KILLER?!
[19:25] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> SIR, YES, SIR!
[19:25] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> LEMME HEAR YOUR WAR CRY!!!
[19:26] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> RAAAAAAAAAAHH~!!!
[19:28] * Tewi Inaba jumps up, but keeps slipping off!!
[19:29] * Tewi Inaba doesn't know that the trick to getting over this obstacle is to leap high and far enough atop the log so that your center-mass helps anchor you. Otherwise, your own body weight will pull you off.
[19:29] * Tewi Inaba keeps slipping off!!! >___,<;
[19:30] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> Get your short-stack bunny-butt over that, Private Pyle!
[19:30] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> That's right! Don't make any f[BLEEP]king effort to get up and over it!
[19:31] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> If the Border Hag herself wanted you up there, she'd have portalled your butt up there!!
[19:32] *** Tewi keeps slipping and failing.
[19:32] * Reisen Udongein Inaba notices that Tewi's smartphone is CONVENIENTLY sitting nearby and is aimed at the whole situation.
[19:33] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> Hmmm?
[19:34] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> What the hell's the matter with you, Pyle?! I'll bet if there was some ripe, crispy lettuce up there, you'd get up there with no trouble!!
[19:35] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> Your ass looks like about 75 pounts of chewed bubble gum!!
[19:35] <Tewi Inaba> >______<;;
[19:36] * Reisen Udongein Inaba looks at Tewi, then at the smartphone, then at Tewi again.
[19:36] * Reisen Udongein Inaba looks at the file name. "Dumbstupidsergeant.exe."
[19:38] *** The next obstacle is something like a big vertical ladder where everyone has to climb up to the top on one side, then climb back down on the other side.
[19:40] * Gunnery Sergeant Hartman is already seated at the top, motivating everyone to get up and over!
[19:40] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> GET UP HERE, PYLE!! Quickly! Move it up, move it up!
[19:41] * Tewi Inaba struggles to make it up, sneaking glances downwards every few seconds.
[19:44] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> You climb obstacles like Reimu earns donations!!
[19:45] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> Get up here, you're too slow! Private Pyle, whatever you do, don't fall down~!
[19:45] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> Quickly! Up and over!
[19:46] * Tewi Inaba stops at the top and just freezes. Meanwhile, Ringo and Seiran quickly climb over the top, reposition themselves, and start climbing down like there's no problem at all.
[19:46] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> What the f[BLEEP]k are you waiting for, Private Pyle?!
[19:47] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> Get up and over! Move it! Move it!
[19:47] *** Reisen-2 and Doremy Sweet pass Tewi and start climbing down.
[19:48] *** Various other Moon-Rabbit pass by Tewi.
[19:50] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> What the hell? Tewi should be able to do that just fine.
[19:51] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> ARE YOU QUITTING ON ME?! WELL, ARE YOU?
[19:51] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> THEN QUIT, YOU SLIMY F[BLEEP]KING WALRUS-LOOKING PIECE OF CARROT COMPOST!!!!
[19:53] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> GET OFF MY OBSTACLE!!! I WILL MOTIVATE YOU, PRIVATE PYLE!! EVEN IF I HAVE TO FEED YOU TO THE FORREST KITS OF THE RISING FLOOF!!!
[19:55] *** The next scene is of everyone jogging in formation down a wooded road. Tewi and Reisen are at the very rear, with Reisen helping Tewi along as she barely manages to keep up with everyone and looking like she's about to collapse.
[19:56] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> What the hell are you DOING, Tewi? I've seen you OUTRUN me back home!
[19:56] * Gunnery Sergeant Hartman is fast-marching right alongside them both. "QUICKLY! Move it up!"
[19:57] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> Were you born a sluggish, smol, scheming scumbag, you piece of s[BLEEP]t, Private Pyle? Or did you have to work at it?!
[19:58] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> Move it up! Quickly! Hustle up!
[19:59] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> The f[BLEEP]king war will be over by the time we get out there to it, won't it Private Pyle?!
[19:59] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> Are yu going to f[BLEEP]king die on me, Private Pyle? Are you going to die on me?! Do you feel dizzy?! Do you feel faint?!
[20:00] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> Sweet ZUN himself, I think you're getting turned on my all this!!!
[20:01] *** The next scene shows EVERYONE running through deep watery mud and are DRENCHED with the stuff.
[20:02] * Reisen Udongein Inaba is still trying to help Tewi stay up, but Tewi falls, pulling Reisen down with her and the ENTIRE front line of the platoon either falls over them or backs to a halt.
[20:03] *** Finally, everything cuts to black. For a moment everything is nice and quiet.
[20:06] *** Suddenly... !!!!
[20:09] * Gunnery Sergeant Hartman marches into the barracks room, grabs a trash can, and starts BANGING on it!!
[20:10] *** Two other sergeants are with Hartman to assist with getting everyone up. HEY!!! It's UMP-9 and UMP-45 with him!!!!
[20:12] <UMP-45> REVEILLE!!! REVEILLE!!!
[20:12] * UMP-9 opens her mouth to take a DEEP breath!!!
[20:16] * UMP-9 SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEAMS
[20:17] *** The entire training platoon FREAK OUT for a few seconds as they come to realize that they're NOT being surprise-attacked by the Rising Floof.
[20:19] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> REVEILLE!!!! Drop your carrots and grab your helmets!! Today is Sunday! Divine worship is at 0800! Get your bunks made and your uniforms on! Police call will commence in TWO MINUTES!!!
[20:19] *** UMP-45 and UMP-9 look EAGER to assist! >:D ^___^
[20:20] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> Private Ringo! Private Joker!
[20:22] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> As soon as you finish your bunks I want you two turds to clean the head. I want that head to sanitary and squared away that Princess Kaguya Hourisan HERSELF would be proud to go in there and take a dump!
[20:29] *** Insert image of HER going full ahegao as she sits on the toilet and takes a massive DUMP!!!!
[20:32] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> Private Joker, do you love Princess Kaguya Houraisan?
[20:32] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> O___O
[20:33] * Reisen Udongein Inaba starts having flashbacks about "Inaba of the Earth and Inaba of the Moon", and all the things she's had to endure while at Eientei.
[20:33] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> SIR, NO, SIR!
[20:34] * Gunnery Sergeant Hartman tosses the trash can away, looking PISSED.
[20:37] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> Well, Private Joker. I don't believe I heard you correctly.
[20:37] <@spiritflame> ATTENTION: Reisen Udongein Inaba is already registered. Check your password or enter a new name.
[20:37] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> Sir! The private said no, sir!!
[20:37] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> WHY YOU LITTLE MAGGOT! YOU MAKE ME WANNA VOMIT!!
[20:38] * Gunnery Sergeant Hartman SMACKS Reisen!
[20:39] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> You gawd-damn Fluffinist heathen! You had best sound off that you love the Princess Kaguya, or I'm gonna stomp your guts out!
[20:39] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> >___<;
[20:40] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> Now, you DO love the Princess Kaguya, don't you?
[20:40] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> SIR, NEGATIVE, SIR!!
[20:41] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> ARE YOU TRYING TO OFFEND ME?!
[20:41] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> SIR, NEGATIVE, SIR!!
[20:42] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> SIR, THE PRIVATE BELIEVES THAT ANY ANSWER SHE GIVES WILL BE WRONG! AND THE SENIOR DRILL INSTRUCTOR WILL BEAT HER HARDER IF SHE REVERSES HERSELF!
[20:43] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> ...Who's your squad leader, carrot-humper?
[20:43] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> Sir, Private Seiran, Sir!
[20:44] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> Private Seiran!
[20:44] *** Seiran rushes over. "PRIVATE SEIRAN, SIR!!!"
[20:44] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> Private Seiran, you're fired! Private Joker is promoted tosquad leader now.
[20:45] <Seiran> SIR, YES, SIR!
[20:45] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> Disappear, scumbag!
[20:45] <Seiran> Sir, yes, sir!
[20:45] * Seiran runs off.
[20:46] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> Private Pyle!
[20:46] *** Tewi rushes over. "Sir, Private Pyle reporting, sir!"
[20:46] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> From now on Private Joker is your squad leader and you WILL bunk with her!
[20:47] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> She'll teach you everything! She'll teach you how to PEE!!!
[20:48] <Tewi Inaba> Sir, yes, sir! ^______________^
[20:48] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> >____<;
[20:49] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> Private Joker is silly and she's ignorant but she's got GUTS, and guts is enough.
[20:49] <Gunnery Sergeant Hartman> Now you ladies carry on!