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[20:24] <RO-635> Get someone from the lab over here and give them a hand.
[20:25] * RO-635 gets on the radio. "Sheriff here. What?!"
[20:26] <RO-635> ...Bring the body into town. Get Doctor Yagokoro to do a post-mortem on it right away.
[20:26] <RO-635> I'll be back at the office in 20 minutes.
[20:29] * RO-635 looks over at AR-15. "Looks like we've got another mangled body on our hands. It's that sleepy prospector girl who lived near the UMP ranch. They found her body in a mine shaft...gnawed to pieces.
[20:29] <RO-635> Just like that bunny-girl truck driver. :<
[20:31] * RO-635 close up of RO-635's face, looking concerned.
[20:34] *** The scene switches over to the police station, where AR-15 and RO-635 are inside the lab room. Looking into a microscope is none other THAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN~!!!
[20:34] *** Negev has joined #suburbansenshi3
[20:34] <@spiritflame> konbanwa Negev
[20:39] <Negev> :D
[20:40] <Negev> In the smallest of objects on can often find a world of discovery!
[20:41] <Negev> The microscopic evidence of a blunt weapon can lead to a man halfway around the world!
[20:43] <AR-15> So what happened with those food cans? Where does that evidence lead us?
[20:43] <Negev> Well, they weren't opened with an axe.
[20:44] <Negev> Something punctured the metal with a lot of strength. Like a vice.
[20:44] <Negev> The boxes on the truck weren't broken either. They were gnawed.
[20:47] <RO-635> What? By what?!
[20:48] <Negev> I also found traces of dried saliva on the body, the cans, the boxes, and everything else at the scene.
[20:48] <RO-635> So...what have we got here? Vampires?
[20:48] <Negev> Possibly.
[20:51] <Negev> Off the top of my head, the only thing that could have caused this kind of destruction would have been...a velociraptor or a tyrannosaurus rex.
[20:56] *** Scene switch. Outside and elsewhere, with Sopmod-2 (!!!) on a radio.
[20:57] <Sopmod-2> Sheriff RO, come in!
[20:57] <Sopmod-2> I'm at the picnic grounds three miles east of the UMP Ranch...
[20:58] *** The camera does a slow pull-out, revealing a SCENE OF CARNAGE!!
[21:01] <Sopmod-2> I've never seen anything like this (since that night at Freddy Fazbears that is...)
[21:03] *** Four T-Dolls are splayed and sprawled out on the ground near a wrecked truck that looks like it was the main attraction of a Demolition Derby. K2, ÆK-999, M950A, and TMP are all lying motionless nearby...
[21:04] *** And they ALL have exaggerated "death" expressions, along with abundant ripped clothes and lots and lots of fake-ass "blood" drenching them.
[21:04] <Sopmod-2> I've found four girls here horribly mutilated. I'm staying here until the coroner arrives.
[21:05] <Sopmod-2> Over.
[21:05] *** The scene fades to black, with eerie, ominous music playing.
[21:06] *** AND PAUSE HERE FOR THE NIGHT SINCE I MUST GET GOING FOR NOW.
[21:06] *** WE WILL CONTINUE AGAIN TOMORROW.
[21:06] <~> ♦ SAME KIT TIME!
[21:06] <~> SAME KIT CHANNEL!
[18:00] *** The movie system starts to activate once again.
[18:04] *** MOVIE SIGN!!!!!!
[18:05] *** The movie continues EXACTLY where it left off, with the scene switching back to the lab. DeForest Kelley, WA-2000, G36, and G36c are all sitting around looking glum and concerned.
[18:06] <WA-2000> I've studied mutations and abnormalities all my life. I see them all the time.
[18:07] <WA-2000> Naturally, I like to believe they don't exist. Unfortunately, they do.
[18:07] <G36> But WA...foxes as big and ferocious as WOLVES?!
[18:08] <G36> It's inconceivable!
[18:09] <WA-2000> The genetic code of every living thing is contained in every cell of that organism! Now, assuming we inadvertently introduced defective cells into that one fox, it's not inconceivable that we could have implanted the seeds for a new mutated species.
[18:13] <G36c> Shouldn't we bring RO-635 along with us tomorrow?
[18:14] <DeForest Kelley (deepfake)> I don't think we should. Can you imagine the kind of sensationalism and publicity it would bring down on the university if it became generally known?
[18:14] <DeForest Kelley (deepfake)> I don't think we should tell anybody until we know what the score is.
[18:15] <G36> Sis, call up UMP-45. Tell her to prepare poisoned feed, cyanide, dynamite, and anything else she thinks she might need. And tell her to bring help too.
[18:16] <WA-2000> I don't suppose there'd be any way for you to bring back one for study?
[18:17] <G36> ...
[18:17] <G36> ......
[18:17] <G36> ..........
[18:18] * G36 just wanders off, ending the scene.
[18:19] *** The scene switches to a couple of trucks driving along a dirt road, leading towards the mineshaft.
[18:20] *** The camera angles switches in INSIDE the mine as the vehicles come to a halt and everyone starts to get out.
[18:22] * ~ A random Kumiho stares out at them for a few seconds before scampering off deeper into the tunnels. @__@
[18:23] * G36 G36c, UIMP-45, UMP-9, AA-12, HK416, and DeForest Kelley start to walk up to the entrance.
[18:24] <UMP-45> More tracks like before. They're definitely not from a person.
[18:24] <G36> How far in does the mine shaft go?
[18:25] <UMP-45> About two mines, I think.
[18:25] <G36> Any other ways in?
[18:25] <UMP-45> There was a vertical shaft on the far end, but that was closed up a long time ago.
[18:26] <DeForest Kelley (deepfake)> Some of us should probably go over the top of the hill and see if there's been any more holes dug up. Foxes can burrow.
[18:28] *** AA-12 and HK416 are unpacking dynamite. LOTS and LOTS of dynamite.
[18:31] *** G36 and G36c start moving inside.
[18:32] *** The next scene shows AA-12 and DeForest Kelley heading up a gentle slope, traversing over the top of the hill in which the mines were dug.
[18:33] * DeForest Kelley (deepfake) points at something nearby: A SERIES OF THREE LARGE HOLES DUG UP FROM BELOW!
[18:33] * DeForest Kelley (deepfake) carefully approaches.
[18:34] * DeForest Kelley (deepfake) takes out his radio. "G36, Elgen here. I've found something."
[18:36] <G36> ♦ I'm here. What did you find?
[18:36] <DeForest Kelley (deepfake)> There are three holes here.
[18:37] <G36> ♦ Are there any more?
[18:37] <DeForest Kelley (deepfake)> Not that I can see. Hold on.
[18:38] * DeForest Kelley (deepfake) picks up a fairly large rock and drops it inside one of the holes.
[18:39] *** The rock falls silently for about three seconds, then hits SOMETHING with a loud THUD.
[18:39] <~> Comrade hurt! Nooooooo!
[18:39] <~> Who do that?! WHO DO THAT?!
[18:40] <~> We come after yoooooooooooou~!!!!
[18:41] * DeForest Kelley (deepfake) holds his radio over the hole and transmits so G36 can hear the noises.
[18:42] <DeForest Kelley (deepfake)> Did you hear that?
[18:43] <G36> ♦ We sure did. Set your dynamite. We'll let you know when we're ready down here.
[18:44] <AA-12> Good. We can't plug these holes fast enough in my opinion. Let's get started.
[18:44] <DeForest Kelley (deepfake)> Well, we've got three wholes to blow. Do you think we have enough dynamite to do it?
[18:45] * AA-12 starts to slowly grin and grin more. :D
[18:45] <AA-12> :D
[18:46] *** Meanwhile, back at the entrance.
[18:46] * G36 starts approaching the entrance while UMP-9, HK416, and UMP-45 are busy setting explosives up.
[18:49] <UMP-45> Wait, you're going inside?
[18:49] <G36> I haven't got a choice. Whatever's inside there is a mystery. If we blow it up we'll never know more about it.
[18:50] <G36> I'm going to go inside and try to bring one of them out alive so I can analyze its blood and cells. If I can't do that, I'm going to try and take a picture.
[18:51] <UMP-45> ...I'm not letting you go in there by yourself. Let's go.
[18:51] * UMP-45 and G36 start heading into the mine. After a minute, they start hearing chattering, gekkering, and yipping in the distance. FOXSPEAK!!
[18:52] * UMP-45 joins G36 in squatting down and staring at the base of one of the walls.
[18:53] <UMP-45> What is it?
[18:53] <G36> Nothing.
[18:54] <UMP-45> ...why?
[18:54] <G36> No reason.
[18:54] * G36 keeps moving on, leaving UMP-45 with a befuddled expression on her face.
[18:55] *** The Foxspeak is getting louder.
[18:56] <UMP-45> Sounds like they're right around the corner.
[18:56] * UMP-45 prepares her gun.
[18:57] <G36> No! Don't shoot! The whole place could come down on us!
[18:57] *** They go around the corner to find...!!!
[18:59] <~> @__@
[18:59] <~> @__@ @__@
[19:00] <~> @__@ @__@ @__@
[19:00] <G36> Look at them! And they're HUGE!! This must be their breeding ground!
[19:01] <UMP-45> Could THIS have been caused by the mysterious serum you injected into them that you received from an unknown sender?
[19:02] <G36> Who knows! There can't POSSIBLY be a connection between the two.
[19:03] * G36 is taking multiple pictures with her camera.
[19:03] <UMP-45> Let's just get the hell out of here.
[19:04] * UMP-45 and G36 start running, and the Kumihos start PURSUING!!!
[19:04] <UMP-45> Yum-yum meeeeeaaat~!
[19:05] <~> ^
[19:05] <~> Eaty-meaty snacky time!!
[19:05] <~> We come after you with NOOOOOOOOKS!!!
[19:06] *** Meanwhile, outside. HK416 is talking briefly with UMP-9 and G36c.
[19:06] <HK416> It's all set up. Let me know when everyone gets out of there.
[19:07] * HK416 heads into the shed. "I'll be in here for a bit."
[19:08] <G36c> Doing what?
[19:08] <HK416> ......
[19:08] <UMP-9> We get it. Go ahead.
[19:08] * HK416 goes inside.
[19:08] <UMP-9> >__>
[19:08] <UMP-9> <__<
[19:10] <UMP-9> She's taking a HUGE dump! UMP-45 cooked breakfast today and it was bean burritos. Last night it was taco night. And we think the Outback Kits spiked our water with laxatives recently.
[19:11] <UMP-9> So she's about to go blitzkrieg with the shizensturm and unleash a dirty bomb on top of it all!!
[19:11] <UMP-9> XD
[19:13] * HK416 goes inside, closes the door...and crouches down in a corner to start reading through a very well-worn photo album of...THE KITS??!?!?!?!
[19:13] <HK416> :D
[19:14] * HK416 suddenly hears something else in the room with her.
[19:15] <~> @__@
[19:15] *** AN OVERSIZED OUTBACK KIT WITH A GOOFY, TWEAKED OUT EXPRESSION SUDDENLY POUNCES ON HK416, SMACKING THE KIT-ALBUM OUT OF HER HANDS, THEN B[BLEEP]CH-SLAPPING HER ACROSS THE FACE!!!!
[19:23] <HK416> AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
[19:23] <Kumiho> HOW DARE YOU TRY TO LEWD ON OUR FAVORITE KITSUNE CHILDREN, YOU DEVIANT!!
[19:24] * Kumiho B[BLEEP]CHSLAPS HK416 again and plows her onto the bed, paw-pounding her repeatedly!!
[19:25] <HK416> D:
[19:25] * Kumiho BODY SLAMS HK416!!
[19:25] <Kumiho> YOU'RE NOT FIT TO KISS NATALIA'S SWEET TAILS!!!
[19:26] * UMP-9 and G36c kick in the door and rush inside, weapons out and ready!
[19:27] <UMP-9> What the?!
[19:27] <G36c> :O
[19:28] * HK416 lets out a strangled scream as the Kumiho tries to put her in a sleeper hold...then punches her in the UTERUS!!!
[19:28] <HK416> >___<
[19:29] * UMP-9 and G36c open fire, shooting the Kumiho multiple times at point-blank range!! The Kumiho flies backwards, spraying "blood" everywhere...and leaving HK416 shuddering and juddering on the bed, drenched in...IS THAT MAPLE SYRUP?!
[19:31] <HK416> ...
[19:32] * HK416 is supposed to be looking terrified after her brush with death, but this is HER so she only winds up looking like she's thinking "well THAT was WEIRD."
[19:33] <HK416> We've gotta blow the mine and get outta here. They're not making it out of there alive!
[19:34] *** The scene cuts to inside the mine, showing various scenes of UMP-45 and G36 running through the tunnels, and then other scene fo Kumihos dashing and galloping forward. The general implication here is of the T-Dolls being chased and pursued.
[19:35] *** UMP-45 and G36 finally SPRINT out of the mine entrance and into daylight!
[19:35] <G36> BLOW IT! DO IT NOW!
[19:36] <UMP-45> DOO ET NAO!!! NAO!!
[19:37] * HK416 SLAMS THE PLUNGER DOWN ON AN OLD-TIMEY DETONATOR!!!
[19:38] *** Explosions begin to ring out as the bombs near the entrance detonate, almost immediately followed by the other bombs that DeForest Kelley and AA-12 set up on top of the hill. The end result is an ongoing, continuous series of spectacular explosions that lasts a full ten seconds.
[19:39] *** And yes, for some strange inexplicable reasons CLAYMORE ANTI-PERSONNEL MINES WERE EMPLOYED. WTF, GIRLS???!!!!
[19:40] *** Various cut-scenes from inside the mine imply massive devastation. The ceiling caves in, burying shrieking Kumihos beneath thick piles of loose dirt, and Stunt-Plushies™ are messily dismembered and blown apart in other scenes.
[19:41] *** The girls all observe the destruction silently for almost a full MINUTE.
[19:42] *** Scene-switch. Now they're back at the lab, developing the photos G36 took.
[19:43] * DeForest Kelley (deepfake) stares at the photo of a few Kumihos together...HOLY S[BLEEP]T, ARE THEY DOING JOJO POSES???!?!?
[19:44] <DeForest Kelley (deepfake)> How in the world was that possible.
[19:44] <G36> You heard WA-2000's explanation earlier.
[19:45] <G36> The facts need to be made public. Now, if you want, we'll say that this was all an unauthorized experiment.
[19:46] <DeForest Kelley (deepfake)> No way! No way! I got you into this mess. That wouldn't be right.
[19:46] <G36c> But we do need to bring RO-635 into this now.
[19:46] <G36c> We'll need the police to ensure the cleanup.
[19:47] <DeForest Kelley (deepfake)> I'll get in touch with her now.
[19:48] *** Meanwhile, back inside what's left of the mine, the Kumihos start to dig themselves out!
[19:49] *** They dig their way out of the ground and proceed to start SWARMING!!!!!!!
[19:49] *** They slow-motion STAMPEDE!!
[19:50] *** Outside the UMP Ranch, the horses all begin to become progressively more skittish and fearful.
[19:50] * UMP-45 and UMP-9 come outside and look around.
[19:51] <UMP-45> Something's not right.
[19:51] * UMP-45 rushes over to the horse corral and tries to get the horses under control with HK416's help.
[19:51] <HK416> They're starting to panic!
[19:52] <UMP-45> Get out of the way before they...!
[19:52] *** THE HORSES STAMPEDE OUT OF THERE!
[19:53] *** As they're galloping off, they're ALL beset upon by the Kumiho HORDE!! With loud shrieking and squealing, the horses are all brought down by the Kumihos!!!
[19:53] *** THE GRUESOME FEAST BEGINS!!!!!
[19:54] <UMP-45> :O
[19:54] <HK416> D:
[19:54] * AA-12 rushes up! "What's happening!?!"
[19:55] <UMP-45> It's the mega-foxes! We're under attack!
[19:55] * HK416 jumps into a nearby pickup truck and GUNS IT OUT OF THERE!
[19:56] <UMP-45> ...HEY!! COME BACK HERE, YOU...!
[19:56] <AA-12> I don't think she's coming back!
[19:56] <UMP-45> Quick! Get into the storm cellar with UMP-9 but don't lock up just yet! I need to try and make a call!
[19:57] * AA-12 dashes towards UMP-9, who's standing next to the sturdy door of a storm cellar. In the meantime, UMP-45 runs back into the house and starts trying to use the phone.
[19:58] *** The scene switches to HK416, who's looking "panicked" as she drives like crazy down the dirt road for a quarter mile, then skids to a halt when she sees MORE Kumihos blocking the way!!!
[19:59] <HK416> @__@ @__@
[19:59] <~> @__@ @__@
[20:02] <HK416> AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
[20:02] * HK416 PUTS THE TRUCK IN REVERSE AND FLOORS THE ACCELERATOR!!
[20:03] * HK416 is backing up for over a minute, then CRASHES into the telephone pole and brings it down in a shower of sparks!!
[20:04] * UMP-45 was TRYING to make a call to RO-635, but gets cut off!
[20:04] <UMP-45> ...!!!!
[20:04] * UMP-45 rushes back outside to see HK416 trying to run away from the crashed truck, then watches her TRIP and FALL FACE-FIRST onto the ground!!!
[20:04] <HK416> >__<
[20:07] <HK416> o__o
[20:07] * HK416 seees a SWARM of Kumihos bearing down on her!
[20:07] <HK416> O___O
[20:07] <HK416> AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
[20:08] * HK416 is BURIED beneath a DOZEN or more Kumihos, who all start yanking and pouncing and paw-pounding her ruthlessly!!! OH, THE HORROR!!!!
[20:09] <HK416> AAAAHHHHHH!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
[20:09] *** The camera shows more scenes of "carnage" as HK416 is "horribly
[20:10] *** ^"horribly" and "savagely" dismembered, just like that one scene from the original "Day of the Dead" where that dude got RIPPED in HALF!!
[20:11] *** Except in this case it's a white-haired Barbie doll filled with ketchup being pulled apart. Oddly enough, the relatively dim light makes the scene actually work fairly well.
[20:11] <UMP-45> D:
[20:12] * UMP-45 dashes to the storm cellar!
[20:13] * AA-12 starts shooting her shotgun to cover UMP-45's retreat!
[20:13] * AA-12 and UMP-45 both rush inside and SLAM the door shut!
[20:13] *** The next few minutes consist of various scenes of hundreds of Kumihos dashing and rampaging around the ranch.
[20:14] *** SOme of them start to sniff at and prod the door to the storm cellar.
[20:14] <AA-12> ...
[20:15] <UMP-45> ...
[20:15] <UMP-9> Aww, screw it.
[20:16] * UMP-9 fires a burst through the door, punching through the wood and into the torso of a Kumiho in a thick spray of blood (the squib load seemed to be a little too powerful).
[20:16] <~Kumiho> X__x
[20:17] * UMP-9 fires another blast, sending a Kumiho spinning away in a dance of death!!
[20:17] <~Kumiho> DX
[20:18] * UMP-9 fires a third burst, catching a Kumiho LOW.
[20:18] *** A random Stunt-plushie™ suffers a CRIPPLING and EXPLOSIVE groin injury!!
[20:21] *** Upstairs, the Kumihos smash through the windows and pour into the house!!! THEY'RE IN THE HOUSE STEALIN YOUR MONIES!!!
[20:22] <AA-12> They're in the kitchen, directly above us!
[20:23] *** A cutscene shows a bunch of Kumihos inside the kitchen, laying around and just relaxing. They've already emptied out the refridgerator and cupboards though.
[20:25] * AA-12 looks up at the ceiling and notices one part of it is starting to bulge downwards and splinter. Scratching noises can be heard. A KUMIHO IS TRYING TO DIG ITS WAY THROUGH THE PANELING!!!
[20:25] * AA-12 and UMP-45 both take aim and FIRE!!
[20:26] *** The Kumiho above is HURLED into the air as it suffers a particularly VOLCANO-LIKE groin injury!! Are the T-Doll's using BOLTGUNS in this scene or what?!?
[20:29] *** The scene switches, showing the Kumiho Horde begin to dash off, leaving the ravaged UMP Ranch behind.
[20:32] <AA-12> DM The scene switches to the town's General Store, where M45 not only runs it, but doubles as the town's switchboard operator too.'
[20:32] *** The scene switches to the town's General Store, where M45 not only runs it, but doubles as the town's switchboard operator too.
[20:34] *** Nearby, SMG girls MP-40 and M38 are arguing about...something, but it's impossible to tell considering they're both speaking in a mixture of German and Italian simultaneously.
[20:34] <M45> Hey!
[20:34] <M45> The line to the UMP Ranch just went off.
[20:35] <M45> I was talking to UMP-45 and she sounded mighty agitated.
[20:35] <MP-40> It's probably nothing.
[20:35] <M38> It's not like anything in this town runs particularly well.
[20:36] <M45> We were cut right off!
[20:36] <MP-40> I suppose we can check in on them to see if they're okay. It's getting pretty late though.
[20:37] * MP-40 and M38 get up and go outside to their pickup truck, then proceed to drive off, leaving M45 alone inside the sparsely-stocked general store.
[20:37] <M45> ^___^
[20:38] * M45 waves good night to the girls and goes back inside, pausing for a moment to stare outside.
[20:40] * M45 looks around at the area surrounding the store. The sky is dark black, with the streetlights shining brightly on the empty, otherwise silent street. The three-intersection nearby doesn't even have a traffic light, and the few houses across the way are dark and quiet.
[20:42] *** Clouds have rolled in, blocking out the stars and moon, turning the night sky into a lightless void and casting a sense of gloom upon the empty road.
[20:43] * M45 goes back inside. The camera focuses on her closing the door, then pans to the right to reveal...KUMIHOS LURKING IN THE DARK!!!!!!!!!
[20:46] * M45 sits down in a chair and works on a new recipe for baked bread.
[20:46] * M45 hears something and stands up. She walks over to the window and looks out...
[20:46] <M45> O____O
[20:48] * M45 SCREAMS at the top of her lungs as KUMIHOS smash through the windows and DIVE on top of her! Copious amounts of strawberry jam and BBQ sauce EXPLODE in all directions!!!
[20:51] *** The scene switches to MP-40 and M38 as they stop outside a slightly ramshackle and battered wooden one-story home. All of the grass in the front yard has long since died and turned to dust, and the fence looks so sun-baked it looks like it could catch fire all on its own.
[20:51] <MP-40> Okay, we're here. Guten nacht!
[20:52] <M38> Grazie. Buona notte!
[20:53] * M38 gets out of the truck and waves as MP-40 drives away. She then starts walking towards the front door of her house.
[20:53] <M38> ...!
[20:53] * M38 hears something in the distance.
[20:53] * M38 hurries towards the front door and fumbles with her keys!
[20:53] <M38> !!!!
[20:54] *** The Kumiho Swarm is swiftly approaching!!!! They're coming right at her!!!
[20:56] <M38> D:
[20:57] * M38 grabs her submachine gun and starts SWINGING it at the Kumihos as they pile onto her!!!
[20:58] <M38> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! XO
[21:02] *** The camera switches to show ketchup and what looks like sweet-and-sour sauce squirting all over the walls, then fades to black for a moment before fading to RED as we see the sun start rising over the arid plains and scrubland.
[21:02] *** AND PAUSE HERE FOR THE NIGHT!!
[21:03] <M38> Tomorrow, we shall experience the ACTION-PACKED, GORE-SOAKED, HORROR-DRENCHED continuation of NIGHT OF THE KUMIHO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[21:05] *** SO GOOD NIGHT EVERYONE, THANK YOU FOR JOINING ME, AND REMEMBER...
[21:05] <~> ♦ SAME KIT TIME!
[21:05] <~> ♦ SAME KIT CHANNEL!
[18:02] *** The movie systems begin to activate.
[18:05] *** THE MOVIE PICKS UP AGAIN!!!
[18:05] *** When last we paused, the sun was just coming up over the horizon, signaling the end of the...NIGHT OF THE KUMIHOS!!!!!!!!!!!
[18:06] * UMP-45 looks glum. AA-12 doesn't look too happy as they survey the damage to the ranch.
[18:06] <UMP-45> Did you find HK416?
[18:07] <AA-12> What was left of her. Those things weren't very nice to her. They ripped up her clothes, buried her, then it looks like a bunch of them took a big poop all over her.
[18:08] * UMP-9 hurries up to everyone. "The horses are gone! I found them not too far away. Those things devoured them all!
[18:09] <UMP-45> Looks like we're going to have to hike into town. AA-12, you stay here and protect the ranch in case anyone tries to make it here.
[18:10] * UMP-45 and UMP-9 start to walk away from the ranch.
[18:10] *** Meanwhile, at...WHEREVER it is that G36, G36c, and little Natalia are at, everyone's having a hug.
[18:11] *** They're also standing next to a small Winnebago.
[18:11] <G36c> Don't worry, we'll be back before dark.
[18:11] <Chibi-Nat> Bye-bye! =^ ^=
[18:12] <G36> I either be here or over with RO-635.
[18:13] * G36c and Chibi-Nat drive away. At the same time, a station wagon quickly drives up, skids to a halt, and DeForest Kelley urges G36 inside.
[18:14] <DeForest Kelley (deepfake)> RO-635 wants us to meet her at the airport.
[18:15] *** They do a quick scene-switch and arrive on the tarmac of an small, rural airport, next to a small helicopter. A police car drives up.
[18:15] * RO-635 gets out.
[18:16] <RO-635> Your frantic call wouldn't have anything to do with giant foxes, would it?
[18:16] <DeForest Kelley (deepfake)> How did you know?
[18:16] <RO-635> Because they're telling me that's what killed that prospector and that bunny-girl truck driver.
[18:17] <RO-635> And they're big and nasty.
[18:18] <G36> We'll tell you everything on the way.
[18:18] *** Everyone gets onboard the small helicopter and it proceeds to take off.
[18:23] *** At the same time, UMP-45 and UMP-9 are walking along a road. A car starts to drive up behind them from far away in the distance.
[18:23] * UMP-45 waves her gun to try and get the car to slow down and stop!
[18:23] <UMP-9> HEY! TRUST US! WE POSE NO LETHAL THREAT TO YOU!
[18:23] *** The car just keeps going, never slowing down.
[18:26] <UMP-45> ...Well THAT worked.
[18:27] <UMP-9> How rude! I wonder why they didn't stop!?
[18:28] <UMP-45> Let's just keep going.
[18:29] *** Meanwhile, the Winnebago with G36c and Chibi-Nat is driving along.
[18:29] <Chibi-Nat> How long until we reach Woodvale? :<
[18:30] <G36c> It's not far now. See, there's the turnoff right up ahead! It's that unmarked, dirt road that splits off from the marked, paved main road!
[18:32] * G36c turns the Winnebago off of the road and onto an uneven dirt track. This road is supposed to LEAD somewhere? They drive down it, bouncing around more than once, then the Winnebago lurches and comes to a halt.
[18:32] *** The camera shows one of the tires buried deeply in loose sand, unable to gain any traction.
[18:33] <Chibi-Nat> What do we do now? :<
[18:34] <G36c> ...We'll be fine. I'll think of something. Let's get out and look around for a bit.
[18:34] *** The scene switches to UMP-45 and UMP-9 as they finally reach town. The streets are deserted, the windows are all smashed...
[18:35] *** And at the general store they find M-45 lying on the floor, face down, buried underneath a pile of empty cans and cereal boxes.
[18:36] * UMP-9 looks in AND SEES THE FEW DOZEN KUMIHOS JUST LOUNGING AROUND ON THE FLOOR, RELAXING!!!
[18:37] <UMP-9> :O
[18:37] * UMP-9 and UMP-45 carefully back away.
[18:39] *** They go next door to the local garage...AND FIND MP-40 SPLAYED OUT ON THE GROUND!!!! She's been drenched in ketchup and motor oil!!
[18:39] <UMP-9> :O
[18:40] <UMP-45> ...Well that's certainly rude.
[18:40] *** The scene switches back to the helicopter, which is now flying low over the blasted remains of the mine shaft.
[18:41] *** The entrance is still blocked with rubble, so they begin a slow pass over the top of the hill.
[18:42] *** The helicopter sets down, and G36, DeForest Kelley, and RO-635 get out.
[18:43] <DeForest Kelley (deepfake)> This hole here wasn't one of the ones I blew up previously.
[18:43] * DeForest Kelley (deepfake) picks up a large rock and drops it inside.
[18:43] *** The rock hits the bottom a few seconds later. No Foxspeak or squealing can be heard.
[18:44] <G36> Evidently some survived and got out.
[18:45] <DeForest Kelley (deepfake)> They've gone. They must be somewhere else now.
[18:46] <RO-635> But where? How many?
[18:46] <G36> It'll be dark soon. We've got a few hours to figure out where.
[18:48] * RO-635 runs back over to the helicopter. "HEY!!!"
[18:48] <Lee-Enfield> Hmmm?
[18:49] <RO-635> Patch me through to my office! We need to get in touch with the governor and the National Guard. We have an emergency here!
[18:50] *** The scene switches back to UMP-45 and UMP-9 as they wave down ANOTHER car approaching. This time, it slows down and stops near them.
[18:51] *** The machine-gunner T-Doll, Bren is driving, and she looks at them curiously.
[18:51] <Bren> Is there a problem?
[18:52] <UMP-45> If we told you the truth you'd think we're drunk off our minds.
[18:52] <UMP-9> Or on drugs.
[18:52] <UMP-45> But we really need your help.
[18:52] <Bren> All right, get in.
[18:52] *** Everyone gets into Bren's car and proceeds to drive away.
[18:55] *** The scene switches to the airport again and the helicopter flying back in. A police car is driving up as the helicopter lands. RO-635, G36, and DeForest Kelley get out of the helicopter, then hurry over to meet AR-15.
[18:55] <RO-635> Were you able to get in touch with the National Guard?
[18:56] <AR-15> I did. Major Kirisame says we can make use of them any way we have to.
[18:57] <G36> What about the area photographs and the maps?
[18:57] <AR-15> Everything's at the station. Let's get back there.
[18:58] *** Everyone gets into the police car and proceed to drive away.
[18:58] *** The scene switches again, this time to the police station and...
[18:59] *** Marisa Kirisame has joined #suburbansenshi3
[18:59] <@spiritflame> konbanwa Marisa Kirisame
[18:59] * Marisa Kirisame is on the phone, and Negev and Sopmod-2 are nearby.
[19:00] <Marisa Kirisame> I'm at the sheriff's office. I'll be here if you need me, ze!
[19:00] * Marisa Kirisame hangs up and goes over to a map table.
[19:00] <RO-635> I've confirmed it. The switchboard at Gilanos is dead. I can't get in touch with anyone there.
[19:01] <Marisa Kirisame> There's not much of anything there except a few stores.
[19:02] <G36> If those giant foxes are there, they'll lay low until the sun's gone down. Foxes are primarily nocturnal.
[19:03] <RO-635> AR, you know that area better than I do. What's your take?
[19:04] <AR-15> Well, to the best of my knowledge, I've never heard of any mines that far south.
[19:04] *** The phone rings.
[19:04] * RO-635 picks it up.
[19:04] <UMP-45> ♦ Sheriff! It's us!
[19:05] <RO-635> Where are you? I've been trying to get a hold of you!
[19:06] <UMP-45> ♦ The mutant foxes attacked the ranch last night and killed HK416. UMP-9 and I were just at Gilano. Everyone's dead or gone. The Foxes are resting for the day, but they'll be moving at night. And they'll probably be heading in your direction.
[19:07] <RO-635> All right. Stay right where you are. I'll have a car come and pick you both up.
[19:07] * RO-635 hangs up and turns to the others. "That was the UMP sisters. They saw the foxes at Gilanos. They're holded up there."
[19:08] <Marisa Kirisame> Then we've got them! We'll hit the whole town with artillery and rockets!
[19:09] <DeForest Kelley (deepfake)> Dammit, Major! What about survivors?
[19:10] <Marisa Kirisame> It'll take too long to get enough soldiers there in time.
[19:10] <Marisa Kirisame> By that time it would be dark.
[19:10] <G36> And then it'll be too late.
[19:11] <G36> Once those foxes start moving they'll be here in a few hours. Will that give you enough time to evacuate the town?
[19:11] <RO-635> Not all of it.
[19:11] <RO-635> There's a lot of trailer courts and ranches spread around. Many of them don't have telephones.
[19:12] <RO-635> What we need is a fence about ten miles long and twenty feet high.
[19:13] <Negev> Let's evacuate the town!!!! :D
[19:15] <G36> Hmmm, it's late. I should have heard from G36c by now.
[19:15] <G36> Are the lines to Woodvale still open?
[19:15] <RO-635> As far as we know.
[19:16] <G36> I'm a little concerned.
[19:16] <DeForest Kelley (deepfake)> Woodvale is 25 miles away from here, away from those foxes. They'll be safer there than here. I'm sure they're fine.
[19:18] *** The scene switches to a country road, where military vehicle after military vehicle are driving along. Here comes the National Guard!! There are multiple 2.5 trucks incoming, as well as...LEMAN RUSS TANKS?!?!?! WHERE'D THOSE COME FROM?!?!?!
[19:24] *** Meanwhile, back at the town, the Kumihos are enjoying a final meal of fresh watermelon, big cans of baked beans, and the last of that sweet-sweet T-Doll FLESH
[19:24] *** The Kumihos start to SWARM!!!!!!!
[19:25] *** The scene switches back to the Heros!
[19:25] <RO-635> ...
[19:26] <Marisa Kirisame> I just received a report. The foxes are near Four Corners, attacking everyone they come across. I've ordered heavy weapon teams to begin setting up outside this town.
[19:27] *** The scene switches to a full MINUTE of Kumino-stampede ACTION!!!!
[19:28] *** The next scene shows everyone rushing out of the police station, getting into cars, and driving out. THE SETUP FOR THE GREAT BATTLE BEGINS!!!!
[19:29] *** The streets of the town are now filled with cars as people start evacuating. It's quite noisy and busy now, especially with EVERY machine-gunner T-Doll rushing through the streets to get to their positions!
[19:32] *** Yes, that includes DP-28, Negev, AND that top-heavy shortie Ameli.
[19:33] * RO-635 oversees the evacuation on the streets.
[19:33] <Sopmod-2> ♦ RO! RO! It's me! Come in!
[19:34] <RO-635> What is it, Sopmod?
[19:35] <Sopmod-2> ♦ We're on the road 15 miles south of Gilanos. The foxes are right behind us! They're coming in a swarm maybe two miles wide!
[19:36] <Sopmod-2> ♦ At the speed they're going, you've maybe fifty minutes tops before they get to you.
[19:36] * RO-635 meets with Marisa and DeForest Kelley at the map table.
[19:37] <Marisa Kirisame> Two miles is from here to here.
[19:37] * Marisa Kirisame traces the size of the swarm on the map. "I just don't have nearly enough firepower to stop something that large."
[19:38] <DeForest Kelley (deepfake)> That's no good. If we wait for more people the city will be a disaster area by the time they arrive.
[19:39] <G36> Then we need to come up with an alternative. How far do you think those foxes travel with each stride?
[19:40] <DeForest Kelley (deepfake)> I don't know, maybe four or five feet based on the tracks we've seen so far.
[19:40] <G36> Do you think the railroad yard manager is still out there?
[19:40] <RO-635> I don't know. Give her a call on the radio.
[19:41] <G36> I'm thinking we'll try to funnel the fox swarm into a half-mile area at the railroad tracks.
[19:43] * RO-635 calls the railroad manager on the radio, and the scene switches to a tower overlooking the railroad yard. Sitting in side issssss~!
[19:44] <MDR> ♦ Hello!
[19:45] <Ro-635> You're still there?
[19:46] <MDR> ♦ Yup! And unless those things know how to deal with retractable ladders, I'll be staying right here. What do you need?
[19:48] <G36> According to the map, the railroad line north of town is pretty much a straight line east to west. Is there any way we can isolate a stretch of track at least two miles long between us and Gilanos?
[19:49] * MDR starts switching relays. "I'm making it happen. What else do you need?"
[19:49] <G36> Make sure no other trains are on that stretch. It has to be completely clear.
[19:49] <Marisa Kirisame> What do you have in mind?
[19:49] <G36> A fence/
[19:50] <G36> An electrical fence.
[19:51] *** Meanwhile, AR-15 and M4A1 drive up to a drive-in theater (you don't see many of THOSE any more) and stop at the very front, right as the base of the movie screen.
[19:52] <M4A1> Attention! Attention people! We have an emergency!
[19:52] <M4A1> There is a herd of giant killer foxes heading this way!!
[19:53] <M4A1> And we desperately need YOUR help!
[19:54] <M4A1> Roll up your windows, turn on your lights, and follow us at the entrance to the theater.
[19:54] <M4A1> Please keep calm and cooperate with the authorities!
[19:54] <M4A1> Do you understand us?
[19:55] *** Hot dogs, french fries, and soda cups start PELTING both M4A1 and AR-15 in mass quantities!
[19:55] <AR-15> ALL RIGHT!!! HOW ABOUT THIS?!
[19:56] <AR-15> HELP US AND WE'LL GIVE YOU ALL THE PICTURES OF NUDE T-DOLLS YOU WANT.
[19:56] <AR-15> INCLUDING THE UMP SISTERS!!
[19:57] *** The crowd starts honking their horns and flashing their lights.
[19:58] <M4A1> All right! Move out!
[19:59] *** Meanwhile, back at the police station, Marisa is giving orders and the UMP sisters FINALLY arrive.
[19:59] <RO-635> Okay, Sopmod-2, take the Major to her command, then get to the power station and wait for my orders.
[20:00] <RO-635> UMP sisters, you're with us!
[20:00] * RO-635 gets into a car with G36 and the UMP sisters and they all drive off.
[20:01] <G36> Can you check with the office to see if they've heard at all from G36c and Natalia?
[20:01] <RO-635> Hold on. Here's the radio.
[20:02] <DeForest Kelley (deepfake)> ♦ I'm here, G36. I've called Woodvale several times. She hasn't arrived yet.
[20:04] <DeForest Kelley (deepfake)> ♦ I'll keep trying.
[20:04] <G36> I'm starting to worry, RO.
[20:04] <G36> Will you have that helicopter meet me at the railroad?
[20:04] <RO-635> Certainly.
[20:06] *** The police cars pull up near the railroad tracks, where several T-Dolls have gathered around a power company van and are connecting power lines from the nearby transformer station to the railroad tracks.
[20:06] *** Everyone gets out.
[20:07] <G36> When everything is clear on the tracks, connect those lines and throw all the power you can on the rails.
[20:07] <UMP-45> We've got it under control. Just go out and find your sisters.
[20:08] * UMP-45 , RO-635, and UMP-9 watch as G36 gets on the helicopter and flies away.
[20:09] *** Meanwhile, the cars from the drive-in are arriving and being moved into position by the T-Dolls. The whole place is starting to look like a parking lot.
[20:11] *** the scene switches AGAIN to the desert, where G36c is INEFFECTUALLY digging away at the dirt and trying to dig out the rut the vehicle is stuck in. Clearly she doesn't know HOW to get out of a predicament like this.
[20:12] * Chibi-Nat tries to be helpful and holds a flashlight.
[20:12] <G36c> ...
[20:12] * G36c stops and looks around.
[20:12] <G36c> I thought I heard something out there.
[20:13] * G36c takes the flashlight and starts shining it around.
[20:15] <~> @___@ @___@
[20:16] *** A couple of Kumihos are sitting on their haunches, looking even MORE dazed and confused after munching on a nearby patch of PEYOTE CACTUS!!!!!!!!
[20:16] <~> FEEL SO WEIRD!!!
[20:16] <~> ME TOO!
[20:17] * G36c starts to carefully move Chibi-Nat back inside the Winnebago. "Now, you get inside and lock the doors. Whatever happens, you stay out of sight."
[20:18] <Chibi-Nat> :O
[20:18] * G36c reaches in and gets her OWN signature weapon, then closes the door.
[20:19] *** A helicopter starts to approach in the distance, shining a spotlight down onto the desert, revealing a SWARM of Kumihos!!
[20:19] * G36c sees the two STONED KUMIHOS!!
[20:20] <~> @___@ "DOOOD!"
[20:20] <~> @___@ Doooooooooooooood!!
[20:21] * G36c opens one of the exterior tool panels and reaches inside.
[20:21] * G36c pulls out some FLARES.
[20:21] <Chibi-Nat> LOOK OUT! LOOK!!
[20:21] * G36c looks up to see more Kumihos approaching fast!
[20:22] * G36c lights one of the flares and THROWS it, hitting one of the Kumihos!
[20:22] *** The Kumiho LIGHTS UP LIKE IT WAS DRENCHED IN GASOLINE!!!
[20:24] * G36c lights more flares and uses them to force the Kumiho swarm BACK!
[20:25] *** A Kumiho SWATS at G36c's face...AND RECEIVES A FLARE TO ITS OWN FACE IN RETURN!!! Another Kumiho EXPLODES into flames!!
[20:26] *** The helicopter is almost overhead, its spotlight illuminating the area.
[20:28] *** The Kumihos continue to mull around the stuck Winnebago...then after a few seconds they just...VANISH?!
[20:29] * G36c quickly gets Chibi-Nat out of the camper and hugs her tightly.
[20:29] *** The helicopter sets down, and G36 leaps out and rushes over!
[20:29] <G36> Are you both all right?!
[20:29] <G36c> We're fine!
[20:30] <Chibi-Nat> :D
[20:30] <G36> Let's all get out of here! Hurry! Get in!
[20:31] * G36 , G36c, and Chibi-Nat quickly rush to the helicopter, and the scene switches YET AGAIN to the oncoming horde of Kumihos apparently running a marathon.
[20:32] *** The swarm comes upon a field of COWS!! Without hesitation, the Kumihos ATTACK, leaping onto the cows, tipping them over, and engaging in a RUDE FEAST that fills the air with terrible and COMICAL bovine squeals of distress and agony!
[20:33] *** BEEF! IT'S WHAT'S FOR DINNER!!!
[20:35] *** Finally, back at the Girl's line of parked cars....
[20:35] <Marisa Kirisame> ATTENTION!!! We've confirmed that the horde of killer foxes is getting closer to town!
[20:36] <Marisa Kirisame> They're going to be corralled onto a section of the railroad tracks.
[20:36] <Marisa Kirisame> And it is YOUR headlights we hope will coax them onto those tracks!
[20:37] <Marisa Kirisame> There will be both machine gun and rifle fire to both kill and divert those monsters!
[20:37] <Marisa Kirisame> Do not panic!
[20:37] <Marisa Kirisame> Keep your windows rolled up and await further orders!
[20:40] *** The Machine-gun T-Dolls lie in wait. M2HB has her weapon set up on its tripod with numerous ammo-belts draped over her, while Chauchat is a few feet away, laying out several LOOONG banana-style magazines for her weapon on a wooden crate before her.
[20:41] <M1918 BAR> Ahhhhhh! I think I see them!
[20:41] *** Ahead, there's moving, and the sound of rumbling is distinctive now!
[20:42] *** THE KUMIHO SWARM HAS ARRIVED!!
[20:42] <RO-635> Are we ready yet?!
[20:43] <M4A1> Yes! The rails are clear and the power company has reported that their preparations are complete. They're ready to connect the circuit on your command.
[20:44] * DeForest Kelley (deepfake) dives up. "I just heard from G36. She found her sisters and they're all coming here."
[20:45] <RO-635> Good. Are we ready here?
[20:45] <Sopmod-2> YUPPA!!!
[20:46] *** G36's helicopter sets down nearby to let G36 out. She quickly rushes over.
[20:46] *** Elsewhere...
[20:46] <Negev> THAT'S IT!! LET THEM HAVE IT!!
[20:47] * Negev starts shooting!
[20:47] * M1918 BAR starts shooting!
[20:47] * M2HB and her little sister, M1919A4 start shooting too!!
[20:49] *** Soon EVERYONE starts shooting at the Kumihos!!!!
[20:51] *** The scene switches back and forth between the T-Dolls shooting relentlessly, the Kumihos rushing onwards, the waiting crowd of cars, and G36 and the rest of the cast taking cover behind cars and aiming their own weapons.
[20:52] <Lee-Enfield> ♦ Helicopter reporting. The foxes are nearly at the tracks. They're turning away from the machine guns.
[20:54] * DeForest Kelley (deepfake) points ahead at something coming around one of the railroad warehouses and onto the massively wide field!
[20:54] <DeForest Kelley (deepfake)> HERE THEY COME!!
[20:54] *** The Kumihos have reached the area!!
[20:54] *** EVERYONE STARTS FIRING AT THEM!!!
[20:55] * G36 , RO-635, UMP-45, UMP-9, and even Marisa light those things UP!!
[20:55] * Yuuka Kazumi appears with a FLAMETHROWER and unleashes sheets of white-hot liquid flame upon the approaching swarm!!!!
[20:56] <Yuuka Kazumi> >:D
[20:57] *** The Leman Russ tanks open fire...and they're ALL actually the Exterminator-patterns! All of them unleash a continuous barrage of 30mm autocannon fire!!
[20:59] *** The Kumihos are getting SPLATTERED like crazy! Stunt Plushies™ are perishing by the THOUSANDS!
[21:00] *** GRINS WICKEDLY!
[21:00] <Marisa Kirisame> ^
[21:00] <Marisa Kirisame> MASTAAAAAAA SPARK!!!!
[21:00] * Marisa Kirisame fires a MASSIVE beam of magical energy at the horde, instantly transforming a few hundred of them into ASH!!! They still keep coming though!
[21:01] *** Suddenly, the first of the Kumihos make contact with the railroad tracks.
[21:02] <Marisa Kirisame> @__@
[21:02] <~> ^
[21:03] *** The Kumiho in question EXPLODES INTO FLAMES as several THOUSANDS volts of electricity runs through it!! Other Kumihos start suffering the same fate as they all PILE onto the tracks!
[21:03] * The T-Dolls start throwing grenades!
[21:04] *** More and more Kumihos are getting pushed onto the tracks by the sheer volume of the horde plowing into the foremost groups!
[21:06] *** For a full THREE MINUTES, the scene is nothing but T-Dolls shooting non-stop and scenes of Kumihos being electrocuted and COMBUSTING in the most painful ways possible!!
[21:08] *** Finally, silence descends as the last of the Kumiho swarm is no more, having either perished from the T-Dolls, the Leman Russ tanks, or the electricity.
[21:09] *** The scene fades and switches to a football field, where DeForest Kelley and G36 are playing football together with a bunch of other T-Dolls.
[21:09] * UMP-45 approaches.
[21:10] * G36 sees her and walks over. "45! What brings you here?"
[21:11] <UMP-45> It's been a while since the Foxes. The good news is that it's been quiet ever since. 9 says she's noticed that a lot of the other animals have started to come back.
[21:11] <G36> What about regular foxes?
[21:12] <UMP-45> We've seen a few of those, but in nowhere near the huge numbers as before.
[21:14] <G36> Well...survival of the fittest
[21:15] <UMP-45> Say, why don't you and your sisters come out to the ranch some weekend?
[21:15] <G36> We'd like that. We'd like that a lot. ^__^
[21:16] <UMP-45> Good! 9 can't wait to play with that little Natalia some more.
[21:19] *** The scene finally ends with a sequence of G36, G36c UMP-45, UMP-9, and Chibi-Nat walking around in the fields outside the ranch. The plants are growing, it looks like soybeans are doing well in the fields, UMP-9 has grabbed Nata up in her arms and is running around happily with her...and the camera zooms in and focuses on...
[21:20] <Outback Kits> o__o o__o o__o
[21:21] *** THE END
[13:27] *** a dark cloud has settled over Tokyo... as a large Bell like shape descends... a group of teenagers goes to investigate...
[18:09] * Delilah inochi struggles on her broom..trying to get away from the swarm of drone like objects which are chasing after her
[18:09] <Delilah inochi> g..gah!!! come on..go faster!!!
[18:09] * Delilah inochi manages to swerve out of the way one..only to see that dozens more are heading her way!
[18:09] <Delilah inochi> GAH!!!!
[18:10] * Delilah inochi tries to reverse her course...but is nearly strafed by one of them
[18:10] <Delilah inochi> I..I can't be scared......
[18:12] * Delilah inochi manages to do a few manuviers..but each time she nearly slips off her broom!
[18:12] * Dorivon watches this from the dark throne room he's set up for himself in the corrupted bell
[18:13] <Dorivon> ....I have you now, Gelus...
[18:14] * Dorivon grins and places his hand on the magical dias in front of him
[18:14] *** the entire bell seems to ilght up suddenly....
[18:20] <@spiritflame> ATTENTION: Ichiro is already registered. Check your password or enter a new name.
[18:20] <Ichiro Kesuke> ....huh..this..can't be good...
[18:21] <The Twins> .....I don't like this...
[18:22] *** the bell suddenly starts to fire blasts of purple lightening!!!!
[18:23] <Reiko Suzuki> WHAT THE HAY!?
[18:23] * the group tries to avoid the blasts..but they're getting dangerious close!
[18:25] <Takakura Sensei> WATCH OUT EVERYONE!!!!
[18:26] * Delilah inochi desperatly tries to outrun several bolts which are chasing after her
[18:26] <Delilah inochi> get away get away get away!!!
[18:26] <Takakura Sensei> Inochi!!! watch your back!!
[18:28] <Delilah inochi> I..i've got no choice
[18:34] * Delilah inochi tries to shout out her transformation for Sailor Triton..only to get her broom HIT by one of the bolts of energy!!!
[18:35] * Delilah inochi 's broom SHATTERS apart, sending her plummiting towards the city streets!!!
[18:36] <Delilah inochi> GAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
[18:36] <Ichiro Kesuke> DELILAH!!!!!
[18:38] <Takakura Sensei> INOCHI!!!
[18:39] * Delilah inochi falls...falls..falls...only for a hand to suddenly grab her and stop her fall!!
[18:41] * Delilah inochi blinks and looks up......only to find herself looking in the face of a woman with short reddish orange hair, smiling at her...
[18:42] * Sae Takakura pulls Delilah up onto her broom!
[18:42] <Sae Takakura> are you alright???
[18:42] <Delilah inochi> um..uh yeah...
[18:42] <Sae Takakura> good!!! hold on!
[18:43] * Sae Takakura zooms back towarsd the others...effortessly dodging each attack!
[18:43] * One of the drones starts to zoom towards the two!!
[18:43] <Delilah Inochi> w..watch out!!!
[18:44] * the drone is suddenly hit by a blast of magic..spins....and explodes into flowers!!!
[18:44] <Akane Aikawa> oh my...these are so violent, aren't they!
[18:45] * Akane Aikawa carefully transforms each drone heading towards them into flowers with no effort!!
[18:45] <Sae Takakura> thanks, Aikawa!!
[18:46] <Ichiro Kesuke> w..wait..aren't they?
[18:47] <Nanaka Nakatomi> HEADS UP, KID!
[18:48] * Nanaka Nakatomi is being chased by drones....and leads them directly into several energy bolts...causing them to burst apart
[18:48] <Nanaka Nakatomi> ugh..this broom is killing my back ><
[18:49] <Akane Aikawa> why Nakatomi.....have you gained a little weight?
[18:49] <Nanaka Nakatomi> I HAVE NOT!!!!!!
[18:49] <Nanaka Nakatomi> you sound like my brat of a son
[18:53] <Takakura Sensei> you..you all came!!!
[18:53] <Ayanojyo Aburatsubo> naturally...
[18:54] * Ayanojyo Aburatsubo scoots close to Takakura
[18:54] <Ayanojyo Aburatsubo> ♡ did you miss me? ♡
[18:54] <Takakura Sensei> A-ABURATSUBO! I'M A MARRIED MAN!!
[18:54] <Ayanojyo Aburatsubo> well that never stopped anyone before, now did it?
[18:55] <Takakura Sensei> m..m..MAGIC USER'S CLUB...LET'S MOVE OUT!!!!! ><
[18:56] <Ayanojyo Aburatsubo> ah well..I suppose that will have to do
[18:56] * Ayanojyo Aburatsubo and the other members follow after Sae, who moves deep towards the corrupted bell...
[18:57] <Sae Takakura> if we can change it into something harmless like we did before..then it should stop the attack!
[18:57] <Delilah inochi> ..this is all my fault....
[18:57] <Sae Takakura> ???
[18:57] <Delilah Inochi> he came here cause of me..cause of my magic..I caused all this...all cause i'm a cursed...thing...
[18:58] <Delilah Inochi> I'm not even a proper person ><
[18:59] <Sea Takakura> you shouldn't blame yourself......this person...they might have come after you...but that's not because of you
[19:00] <Sea Takakura> once a long time ago...we did something and I thought it was my fault...but everyone was there me...just like everyone is there for you
[19:00] <Sea Takakura> if they weren't..they wouldn't be here to help you
[19:04] * Delilah inochi looks around..seeing the members of the club..old and new...keeping the drones and bolts away while Sae and Delilah fly forward
[19:05] <Sae Takakura> that's the real magic...love and friendship...ad calling on that magic is the greatest power in the world!
[19:08] * Delilah inochi feels her eyes water but nods!
[19:09] * Delilah inochi and Sae Takakura manage to finally break through into the bell.....where the dark throne of the Dorivon is.....
[19:09] <Dorivon> you think you can defeat me!!! you are nothing but a mere hollow puppet...
[19:09] <Delilah Inochi> y..yeah and..you're..a jerk!
[19:09] * Takakura Sensei and the others follow in...
[19:10] <Takakura Sensei> alright everyone....concentrate your magic...let's stop this thing!
[19:10] * Takakura Sensei and the other magic user club members point their wands..and start to chant the spell...Sae does as well..but Delilah hestiates...
[19:13] <Sae Takakura> you can do it ^^..we all belive in you and your magic!
[19:13] * Delilah inochi nods...and points her wand......and joins in the chanting.....
[19:13] * Dorivon tries to fire another blast of magic energy..only to have it deflected!!!
[19:15] <Dorivon> wh..what!?
[19:16] * Delilah inochi thinks on all those she loves..her family..her friends.......everyone in the hotel....
[19:17] * Delilah inochi 's wand starts to resonate with Sae's wand..and everyone's wand...
[19:21] <Delilah inochi> ..please....
[19:22] *** a large golden light starts to be draw in into their combined wands
[19:30] *** a huge golden magic circle...with the symbols of every member of the Magic User's Club suddenly grows...surrounding the Bell and Tokyo....
[19:31] <Dorivon> wh...WHAT!?
[19:32] <Delilah inochi> I belive..IN EVERYONE...
[19:33] *** the magic circle ERUPTS into a HUGE pillar of golden light...which sweeps over all of Tokyo!!!
[19:35] * Dorivon SCREAMS as the light explods and engulfs him!
[19:41] *** the light finally dies out..revealing...a geiser of pink water miles high....coming from a large building sized fountain
[19:41] <Delilah inochi> i..it worked!!!
[19:41] <Sae Takakura> I know you could do it ^^
[19:42] <Nanaka Nakatomi> ugh finally....can I get out this costume now??
[19:43] <Akane Aikawa> ..I agree..you should change into something better suited for you
[19:44] <Nanaka Nakatomi> I SAID I'M NOT FAT!!!!
[19:44] * Nanaka Nakatomi chases after a laughing Akane
[19:45] <Takakura Sensei> I'm proud of you...all of you...you did well and brought honor to the name of the Magic User's Club!
[19:47] <Ayanojyo Aburatsubo> are you proud of me as well, Takakura? *traces his finger along Takakura's cheek* all this time..never a word...and I went to so much trouble gathering the others...
[19:47] <Takakura Sensei> A..ABURATSUBO KNOCK IT OFF!!!!!!
[19:47] * Takakura Sensei keeps trying to scoot away while Aburatsubo keeps scooting towareds him..leading into a chase...
[19:50] <Ichiro Kesuke> this..this is the legendary magic user's club??
[19:50] <Reiko Suzuki> man...grown ups are weiiiird
[19:50] <The Twins> you can say that right...
[19:51] * Delilah inochi and Sae Takakura watch this and smile..then laugh a little
[19:52] <Dorivon> DON'T YOU KNOW WHO I AM...I...I'LL STRIKE YOU ALL DOWN...
[19:52] * Dorivon , meanwhile, is being lead away by the police...apperently the spell which transformed the bell into water...also included his clothes
[19:56] <-> ♦ And so the first battle of the Kitanohashi High School's New Magic User Club came to a close....
[19:56] <-> ♦ All of them show the same spirit and care we did when we were their ages...
[19:57] <-> ♦ I hope that girl, Delilah, finds her way like I did. I'm sure you would like her, Jeffy! I'm sure you would
[19:58] * Sae Takakura stops as she hears a knock at her study door..
[19:58] <?> Moooooom! Dad says dinner's ready!!!
[19:59] * Sae Takakura smiles to herself
[19:59] <Sae Takakura> ♦ And i'm sure the future will be bright for all of them
[19:59] * Sae Takakura closes her picture diary and sets aside her reading glasses
[19:59] * Sae Takakura pauses for a moment to look at the club uniform hanging near her door, along with her wand, now worn out with age
[20:00] * Sae Takakura smiles..and walks out of the room, turning off the light..and closing the door
[20:00] *** The End
[15:13] <@spiritflame> Current Location is: Star-Trek-Style Starship, bridge.
[15:13] *** Filibert Wright has joined #suburbansenshi3
[15:13] <@spiritflame> konnichiwa Filibert Wright *** Happy Birthday, Chiba Mamoru!!
[15:15] *** D. Kakaku has joined #suburbansenshi3
[15:15] <@spiritflame> konnichiwa D. Kakaku *** Happy Birthday, Chiba Mamoru!!
[15:15] *** This is the bridge of a starship, much like you have seen in movies and the show, with all of the panels and noises and automatic doors and blinking lights, but there is a decided exception---the decor is made of wood panelling, in some cases 6 inches deep, that shows magic being done, mystical events, and depictions of the actions of Simon Kerrick show prominently everywhere in incredibly detailed and meticulous art.
[15:15] <Filibert Wright> As you were, everyone.
[15:16] <D. Kakaku> huh?
[15:17] * Filibert Wright gestures to the crew as he says this. There are mostly men, but also some women, at different panels and stations, doing checks and monitoring things. They wear utilitarian coveralls instead of starfleet unicorms. There are a couple people with weapons, too. Pistols, not phasers, though quite a few of the crew carry knives along with other tools on their belts. They salute Filibert, and then continue what they were doing, as ordered.
[15:18] <D. Kakaku> huh, okay.
[15:18] <Filibert Wright> Welcome to the bridge, Mr. Kakaku, of one of Enclave's starships. We shall keep the TITLE of the one you are on unmentioned for now.
[15:18] <Filibert Wright> You can look through the window, if you desire, but there is not much to see.
[15:19] <D. Kakaku> all stars out there?
[15:20] *** The crew are respectfully silent at his question.
[15:20] <Filibert Wright> See for yourself, but there are none visible from here.
[15:20] <Filibert Wright> It's big and black. That's about it.
[15:20] <Filibert Wright> We'll use this ship's computer to decode the Map. I have every confidence that, if the map can be decoded to be this galaxy, the processors on THIS ship should be the ones to do attempt the job.
[15:21] <Filibert Wright> After all, The Intern, Neminixblipsonara, was the source of this vessel. It's computers should be *more than* up to the task.
[15:22] <Filibert Wright> Here, put the map on this table, under the visual input sensor.
[15:23] <D. Kakaku> alright
[15:23] * D. Kakaku places it on the sensor.
[15:24] <Filibert Wright> Computer, cross reference input image with internal star maps of this galaxy, and display side-by-side images and correlation percentages.
[15:25] * Filibert Wright waits for the calculation to display....
[15:26] <Filibert Wright> It shouldn't take long.
[15:26] * the map does not match any known galaxy..but it has identified a planet on the map
[15:26] * Filibert Wright looks at the main screen, waiting. Many of the crew look as well.
[15:26] <Filibert Wright> Very peculiar.
[15:27] <Filibert Wright> Interesting. Interesting indeed.
[15:27] * - the planet has been identified as Earth
[15:28] <Filibert Wright> It seems that this doesn't match any galaxy. That COULD lie outside the parameters of this computer, since I would suspect it is greatly focused upon the galaxy it was built in, and unable to detect others. That said, we know now that the most likely answer is wrong---this is NOT our galaxy.
[15:28] * - the sensors correct themselves....it has identified another planet...it is Earth...and Earth...and Earth...and Earth...and Earth...and Earth
[15:30] * Filibert Wright looks over to the computer techs at the consoles, who politely relay that all systems are functioning normally, as the corellation between the galaxy drops lower and lower.
[15:30] <Filibert Wright> Interesting. My crew assure me that there are no anomalies.
[15:31] * Filibert Wright puts the camera with all the pictures of the map in the hands of the head of security, and orders that it be kept intact, and placed under secure surveillance.
[15:31] <Filibert Wright> ...and ensure that it's stored in a radiation-shielded area.
[15:32] * Filibert Wright turns his back to the main screen.
[15:32] <Filibert Wright> Computer, are all instances of "Earth" located beside labels upon this map?
[15:32] <Filibert Wright> Display corellation percentage.
[15:33] * the computer displays 100% accuracty that every planet depicted on the map is the planet Earth
[15:34] * Filibert Wright double-checks that this map has labels next to each planet identified as Earth.
[15:35] * each planet has a label under it
[15:35] * each planet except for the central one
[15:36] <Filibert Wright> Computer, scan for differences about the planet labelled "GO."
[15:37] * the planet is depicted exactly the same....however the computer is detecting quantum flux on the map itself
[15:39] <Filibert Wright> Computer, analyze direction of the ABC notation. Does the path lead outward, lead inward, or lead to Earth-tagged planets sligtly less or more like the one before it?
[15:41] * the computer begins calculating....
[15:43] * Filibert Wright looks on, appearing quite curious. Almost everybody on the bridge crew has stopped what they were doing, and is looking at this, too.
[15:43] * the computer suddenly displays each of the paths to each of the planets.......it forms a tree like structure with each Earth attached to a branch from the central Earth
[15:45] <Filibert Wright> Computer, store this image with priority security and redunancy features.
[15:45] * the computer saves the image
[15:45] <Filibert Wright> ....Mr. Kakaku.
[15:45] <Filibert Wright> I think that this is a map of timelines, and how to get from one to another.
[15:46] <Filibert Wright> If this is a map of dimensional access, then it is priceless.
[15:48] * Filibert Wright thinks carefully.
[15:49] <Filibert Wright> I think that whoever left this around is going to start getting REALLY antsy if they don't get it back.
[15:49] <Filibert Wright> >.>
[15:50] <Filibert Wright> This is an order: I want everybody who saw this to remember, carefully, what you saw, and be able to recall this conversation and that image as well as possible.
[15:50] <Filibert Wright> That is all.
[15:50] *** Everybody says, "YES SIR!"
[15:51] <Filibert Wright> Mr. Kakaku, while I do not know of any way to cross between timelines and dimensions, I am certain it is not impossible.
[15:51] <Filibert Wright> There are many who will greatly desire this information.
[15:52] <Filibert Wright> We need to take this map, and get it back to either the person who lost it, preferably, assuming they are not an obvious blackguard, or someone trustworthy and dimensionally-literate in our community.
[15:52] <Filibert Wright> ....I think we should return. We have "borrowed" this treasure long enough.
[15:54] <D. Kakaku> alright
[15:54] <Filibert Wright> I think you should roll up the map. We need to take this back to where we found it.
[15:55] <Filibert Wright> And to all who are on duty upon the bridge, if any strange circumstances occur, or might be occurring, you will contact me without delay. Understood?
[15:55] *** All of the Enclave Crew answer in the affirmative.
[15:56] * D. Kakaku rolls it up again.
[15:57] <Filibert Wright> Come. Take my hand.
[15:57] * D. Kakaku takes it.
[15:58] * Filibert Wright wraps his cloak around them in a blink, and as soon as it falls away they are back in the HOTEL.
[15:58] *** Filibert Wright  has quit IRC (The honor was mine.)
[15:58] *** D. Kakaku has left #suburbansenshi3 (Yeah! Let's go!)
[19:05] * Filibert Wright teleports around to secure the data and pictures he has collected, and make 100% sure that his starship and crew are okay, are acting normally, and remember what happened.
[17:12] *** Shiro has joined #suburbansenshi3
[17:12] <@spiritflame> konnichiwa Shiro
[17:13] * Shiro is carrying some groceries to the DevilMayCry office, with Summoner Cat on his shoulders
[17:14] <Shiro> man, mom's so introvert
[17:14] <Shiro> thanks for coming for groceries with us
[17:14] <Summoner Cat> you bought the frozen takoyaki
[17:15] <Summoner Cat> it is my pleasure
[17:15] <Shiro> still, no word about our dads
[17:16] <Shiro> it's like they disappeared
[17:16] <Shiro> like erased from our memories
[17:17] <Summoner Cat> Master been avoiding the dueling school. How long will she stay beddridden
[17:18] <Shiro> i'm sure the others are just fine.
[17:19] <Shiro> They hadn't called for her, and we still gotta be careful of the Luminum Sages cult. They want their God back
[17:19] <Summoner Cat> i'm sure you'll make a fine angel slayer, sHIRO
[17:21] *** and Summoner Cat head into the office for the night. Seems like another rainy day
[17:21] *** Shiro
[17:21] *** Shiro has left #suburbansenshi3 (mom, get ready for food)
[17:21] *** Summoner Cat [email@example.com] has left #suburbansenshi3 (mew)
[12:26] <@spiritflame> Current Location is: Wildwood, NJ, Island Ice Cream Store, Park Avenue
[12:27] *** D. Kakaku has joined #suburbansenshi3
[12:27] <@spiritflame> konnichiwa D. Kakaku *** Happy Tanabata!!
[12:28] * D. Kakaku is holding a mirror and a doo-wop hairdo.
[12:33] <D. Kakaku> mmhm, now to wait.
[12:38] * D. Kakaku hears a truck backing up into the nearby Grove Supply Inc. Building.
[13:01] * D. Kakaku checks the time
[13:04] <D. Kakaku> she should be here by now.
[13:05] *** the truck pulls away with the fireworks now in the bulding as the garage doors close.
[13:15] <@Intern 3> I'm here, I'm here~
[13:16] <@Intern 3> A Time Lord not on Time I know get the joke outta the way~
[13:16] <@Intern 3> /sound
[13:16] *** @Intern 3 has turned their sound on
[13:16] <D. Kakaku> actually, it's pretty normal around here to be late
[13:16] <@Intern 3> Then I'm ahead of the curve!
[13:17] <D. Kakaku> heheheh
[13:17] <D. Kakaku> alright, the weekly shipment arrived about a few minutes agoand we have to keep watch of it.
[13:18] * D. Kakaku pulls out a docket of the last few months of the thefts occuring.
[13:18] * @Intern 3 reads it over quickly looking for any patterns
[13:22] *** the dates and times are 6/12 2:18 PM, 6/19 2:05 PM, 6/26 1:55 PM, 7/3 1:30 PM, 7/4 8:46 AM, 7/10 1:38 PM, 7/17 2:08 PM, 7/24 1:15 PM, 7/31 2:00 PM.
[13:28] <@Intern 3> each a week apart...
[13:29] <@Intern 3> latest time 2:18
[13:29] <@Intern 3> I assume the deliveries are weekly?
[13:29] * @Intern 3 takes out a PredatorVision™ binocular set and looks at the warehouse for infrared signatures of people moving around inside
[13:30] <D. Kakaku> yep, weekly deliveries.
[13:31] *** there are two signatures, one by the fireworks and one in a lobby.
[13:32] <@Intern 3> Two people - one in the lobby and one by the fireworks
[13:32] <@Intern 3> Do you have anyone on the ground there?
[13:32] <@Intern 3> Or a camera that covers the fireworks area?
[13:33] <D. Kakaku> yup, we also got a seat facing the warehouse, just in case.
[13:33] * D. Kakaku shows a screen showing the LIVE cam footage.
[13:34] * @Intern 3 carefully observes the camera feed
[13:37] *** the lot is currently clear, only a few work trucks and fireworks launchers with the text "To be used on the beach, minimum distance: 25 ft"
[13:42] <D. Kakaku> it's really 10 feet, but they put down 25 for all the time-delayed fuses.
[13:42] <@Intern 3> ..now roughtly how many fireworks are being stolen at any given time?
[13:44] <D. Kakaku> about 50-60
[13:47] <@Intern 3> So too much for a person to carry without a vehicle.
[13:47] <D. Kakaku> yeah.
[13:50] *** a van begins to show up on Camera, pulling in.
[13:51] <@Intern 3> Speak of the devil~
[13:52] * @Intern 3 tries to get the license plate
[13:56] *** it's mostly covered in tinfoil, except for some blue and white showing that isn't covered.
[13:56] <@Intern 3> ...tinfoil
[13:56] <@Intern 3> How are they even drivign on the road without getting pulled over?
[13:58] <D. Kakaku> hmmm...
[13:59] * D. Kakaku looks something up on license plates.
[13:59] <D. Kakaku> is it completely covered?
[14:04] *** the driver gets out and lifts up the garage door, with some difficulty.
[14:04] <@Intern 3> There's some blue and white on it.
[14:07] <@Intern 3> And it looks like it's one guy
[14:07] <D. Kakaku> Blue and white, should match a few states, definitely not a jersey plate.
[14:08] *** another guy comes out from the passenger's seat of the vehicle and goes to the trunk.
[14:12] *** the other guy kicks the trunk open, revealing some embossing on the Tinfoil-covering.
[14:12] * @Intern 3 zoomes and enhances on that
[14:13] *** the first guy walks back "Get the other crate, I'll be in the seat."
[14:13] *** two numbers can be made out, -87
[14:19] *** the second person walks out with crate #2 and puts it in the trunk, afterwards pulling down the garage door.
[14:26] *** Guy 1: tear off that foil once we get over the bridge.
[14:27] *** guy 2 closes the trunk and goes back in the vehicle.
[14:27] * @Intern 3 pulls out a computer to see if she can hack some of the trafic cams to see what the plate looks like once they get over the bridge
[14:31] *** the truck pulls out going north
[14:31] <D. Kakaku> There it goes.
[14:31] *** there are three bridges, only one of them has a camera.
[14:32] <@Intern 3> Do we have any way to tail this thing?
[14:33] <D. Kakaku> Yeah, The Flycycle.
[14:33] <@Intern 3> Then let's get going!
[14:34] * D. Kakaku gets up and goes out of the store, while a ping rings out at OAK and PARK, followed by GLENWOOD and PARK
[14:35] * D. Kakaku whistles with the Flycycle zooming from another location, landing nearby..
[14:35] *** New Ping, 26th and PARK
[14:36] * @Intern 3 heads out to it
[14:36] * D. Kakaku gets onto the Flycycle
[14:36] <D. Kakaku> hold on
[14:37] *** New Ping, 26th and NEW YORK
[14:37] * @Intern 3 gets on and holds on, and reads out the oinks to DK
[14:37] * D. Kakaku vrooms and the flycycle floats above the pavement.
[14:39] *** the Flycycle takes off towards the trail.
[14:39] <@Intern 3> WOOO I love hoverbikes!
[14:40] *** New Ping, NEW YORK, ANGLESEA and WALNUT
[14:40] <D. Kakaku> you won't believe where I found it, but this is better than any trike I've ever been on.
[14:41] *** New Ping, SPRUCE and MARYLAND
[14:41] <D. Kakaku> We're heading up North Wildwood now, 25th, 24th, 23rd.
[14:43] * @Intern 3 keeps an eye on the truck
[14:46] *** New Ping, Anglesea and Spruce (nope, that last one wasn't meant to be in this position)
[14:46] <D. Kakaku> 12th, 11th, 10th, 9th
[14:50] *** New Ping, N Wildwood NJ147 and W Ocean NJCMCR619
[14:51] <D. Kakaku> That's it, we're going onto bridge #1
[14:55] * D. Kakaku Makes a 135* left onto Anglesea (NJ147, which makes a slight further left, becoming Spruce, while the road on the otherside is spruce, makes a slight right becoming Anglesea.
[14:58] <@Intern 3> Is that the one with or without the camera?
[15:01] <D. Kakaku> without, but there in an intersection between it and a bigger bridge, the bridges themselves have no camera, but the intersection does.
[15:01] * @Intern 3 gets the computer ready
[15:04] *** The camera shows the truck passing through a green light.
[15:10] *** New Ping, 147 and 665
[15:10] * D. Kakaku stops at a Red Light.
[15:11] * D. Kakaku moves again as the light turns green
[15:19] *** New Ping, 147 and MASSACHUSETTS
[15:22] * D. Kakaku soon goes over the second bridge.
[15:25] <@Intern 3> Where the heck are these guys going...
[15:29] <D. Kakaku> wait a minute, they better not turn right after that light.
[15:30] <@Intern 3> Why, what happens if they do that?
[15:31] <D. Kakaku> Garden State Parkway
[15:31] <D. Kakaku> Speed Limit, 75 MPH
[15:31] <@Intern 3> ...your bike can't keep up?
[15:31] <D. Kakaku> well, 20% of the way, there's sections of 55 and 65.
[15:32] <@Intern 3> Not seeing the problem here?
[15:32] <D. Kakaku> It can, up to 60 MPH, but they took out the only three traffic light intersections a few years back.
[15:33] <D. Kakaku> our only chance to catch up would be the toll booths.
[15:33] <@Intern 3> Well if we could reduce some of the drag on that thing think we'd get more speed out of it?
[15:35] <D. Kakaku> yeah, we could.
[15:36] * @Intern 3 pulls out her sonic lipstick and fires it up to make a cone in front of the flycycle to give it a more bullet-like aerodynamic profile
[15:36] * D. Kakaku makes a right onto the parkway.
[15:36] <D. Kakaku> We're getting there.
[15:39] * D. Kakaku 's FlyCycle gets closer by towards the vehicle, Tinfoil torn off the plate.
[15:39] *** Milemarker 12.
[15:39] * @Intern 3 tries to capture that license plate data
[15:42] *** the plate is PA and 33W9-879G
[15:45] *** Milemarker 20
[15:47] *** the truck has passed the rest stop and slows down at the Toll booth.
[15:48] <@Intern 3> So do you wanna drop a tracking bug on this sucker or keep following it like this?
[15:49] <D. Kakaku> your call, was thinking on a tracking bug.
[15:49] <@Intern 3> A bug is the safest way in case we lose sight of them.
[15:49] * @Intern 3 pulls out a small gun-like device
[15:49] * @Intern 3 loads it with a dart of some kind
[15:50] * @Intern 3 takes careful aim and shoots at the truck with the goal of hitting the cargo area with the bug
[15:52] *** It latches onto the cargo area.
[15:52] <D. Kakaku> got it?
[15:53] <@Intern 3> Yup
[15:53] * @Intern 3 confirms he computer is gettign signal
[15:54] <D. Kakaku> wantt o take a lunch break?
[15:54] <@Intern 3> Sure
[15:56] * D. Kakaku points to the Rest area.... which they just zoomed past.
[15:56] <@Intern 3> Sounds good to me!
[16:01] <D. Kakaku> Dang it, gotta take a U-Turn
[16:01] * D. Kakaku goes above the trees and turns towards the Rest Stop
[16:03] * D. Kakaku lands on the lot in front of the Rest Stop's store
[16:03] <D. Kakaku> There we are
[16:03] <@Intern 3> Rest stops are great. So cheesy.
[16:04] <D. Kakaku> This one used to be a Roy Rogers
[16:04] <@Intern 3> He was the action movie star right?
[16:09] <D. Kakaku> I think so
[16:09] * @Intern 3 looks at what it is now
[16:10] <D. Kakaku> It's now an A+Plus Convenience Store.
[16:11] *** It's now an A+Plus Convenience Store.
[16:11] <@Intern 3> A Konbini.
[16:11] * @Intern 3 shrugs
[16:11] <@Intern 3> Oh well, reheated sandwiches it is
[16:11] <D. Kakaku> 1/4 of the building has always been a Tourist Center.
[16:12] <@Intern 3> Yeah that's how these things go
[16:12] <D. Kakaku> I'm serious
[16:12] <@Intern 3> ...I was... agreeing with you?
[16:12] * D. Kakaku points to two entrances on the one side of the building, one is to A+Plus and the other is to the Tourist Board
[16:13] <@Intern 3> Let'sd get some food, my stomach acids are dying to dissolve something.
[16:13] <D. Kakaku> mmm yeah.
[16:13] * D. Kakaku goes inside the store.
[16:13] * @Intern 3 follows
[16:14] <Store Clerk> welcome to A+Plus.
[16:14] <D. Kakaku> hi there
[16:15] <@Intern 3> Yahallo~
[16:17] <Store Clerk> we are having a special on 12 inch hoagies and half-gallon drinks.
[16:17] <@Intern 3> Sole.
[16:17] <@Intern 3> ^Sold
[16:17] * @Intern 3 buys them all.
[16:19] <Store Clerk> 280 Half-Gallons and the whole hoagie making bar!
[16:20] * @Intern 3 gives DK whatever he wants and consumes the rest~
[16:21] * D. Kakaku has 3 meatball hoagies, and two of both types of cheesesteaks.
[16:22] <D. Kakaku> mmm, and all before cheetos.
[16:26] * @Intern 3 has also bought out all the snack snad stowed them in her jacket pockets, which are of course bigger ont he inside than the outside
[16:29] <Store Clerk> oh my.
[16:29] <D. Kakaku> huge appetites.
[16:29] <@Intern 3> Food is life™
[16:31] *** To Be Continued
[18:38] *** we now continue.
[18:40] * D. Kakaku is now outside.
[18:41] * @Intern 3 too
[18:42] <D. Kakaku> so, how'd you store away all those snacks in your pockets?
[18:42] <@Intern 3> Eh, they're Transcendentally dimensional.
[18:43] <@Intern 3> With a Psychotronic fetch system so I can retrieve what I need easily.
[18:44] <D. Kakaku> wonder if I can get to experience it in any... wait, that vehicle just changed roads.
[18:45] <@Intern 3> ...What you wanna get shoved in my pocket and retrieved by hovering robot drone arms?
[18:45] <@Intern 3> ...I mean whatever floats your boat.
[18:46] * @Intern 3 looks to see where the truck is going now
[18:47] *** it is now going up the Atlantic City Expressway, westbound.
[18:47] <D. Kakaku> hmmm, maybe before we take off, please.
[18:47] * @Intern 3 is learning more about the road system of the American Northeast than she ever expected she would.
[18:47] <@Intern 3> ...you're serious.
[18:48] <@Intern 3> (He's serious?)
[18:48] <@Intern 3> ...Okay but you'll have to hold your breath because I'm not sure there's any air in there.
[18:48] <D. Kakaku> ok.
[18:49] * @Intern 3 opens her jacket, grabs DK and shoves him unceremoniously in her pocket.
[18:49] * D. Kakaku takes a big gulp of air
[18:49] == [ DK is falling in a void surronded by all kinds of fantastic and improbable objects and a s[BLEEP]tton of food ] ==
[18:50] == [ Seriously it's so huge there's no way to tell what is up or down and objects are rotating on their own axes suspended in space, or zooming around like comets ] ==
[18:50] <D. Kakaku> (woah, what a dark void, I see some crunchy cheetos)
[18:51] * D. Kakaku tries reaching for a bag of cheetos.
[18:51] == [ DK is almost flattened by an Isekai brand Truck that barrells by on its way to who knows where ] ==
[18:51] == [ He grabs the Cheetos ] ==
[18:51] <D. Kakaku> (A truck?!)
[18:52] <D. Kakaku> [[a great void to get lost in, now I wonder where the exit is.
[18:53] == [ You can't see one. It wouldn't be a very effective storage system is things could just wander out on their own, would it. ] ==
[18:54] == [ There is no sense of time in these pockets. You can't tell if you've been in here for seconds, or hours. There is only the sound of the blood rushing in your ears. ] ==
[18:55] * Presently, two silver arms that look like ajustable desk lamps with rockets show up. They scan DK, veriify he is the object they are looking for, and they grab him.
[18:55] * He is pulled back into the light.
[18:55] <@Intern 3> ...So how was it?
[18:56] <D. Kakaku> exactly as you described it, and I lost my sense of time in there.
[18:56] <D. Kakaku> almost got hit by a truck, too
[18:57] <@Intern 3> That thing's handy for exiling people to other dimensions.
[18:57] <@Intern 3> You were only there for about two minutes.
[18:58] <D. Kakaku> ah good.
[18:58] <D. Kakaku> grabbed my favorite cheetos while I was in there, Crunchy original.
[19:00] <@Intern 3> Sewwt! I mean savory.
[19:00] <@Intern 3> ^Sweet
[19:00] <@Intern 3> Anyway, the truck~
[19:01] <D. Kakaku> let's get to it, where is it heading down?
[19:01] * D. Kakaku runs to the FlyCycle
[19:01] * @Intern 3 checks the tracking computer
[19:04] *** it is heading down, or up, the AC expressway, now passed by the NEarby Egg Harbor City.
[19:04] <D. Kakaku> while we're chasing that vehicle, did you mean the one I saw?
[19:04] <@Intern 3> Yeah.
[19:05] <@Intern 3> It's on the expressway.
[19:06] <D. Kakaku> alright, hop on and let's get after it, not even going to be bound by roads at this point.
[19:07] <@Intern 3> ok
[19:07] * @Intern 3 hops on
[19:08] * D. Kakaku Vrooms as the Flycycle begins floating off the ground, taking off into the sky
[19:09] *** the Flycycle flies over the Great Egg Harbor.
[19:10] <@Intern 3> So there was Great Egg here or something?
[19:13] <D. Kakaku> if by "Great" you mean "About 10,000", yeah.
[19:13] <@Intern 3> Ten Thousand what?
[19:13] <@Intern 3> Eggs?
[19:14] <D. Kakaku> yep
[19:14] <D. Kakaku> named by the guy Cape May is named after
[19:14] <@Intern 3> Ahh.
[19:15] <D. Kakaku> we're flying over Hamilton now.
[19:16] <@Intern 3> ....I wonder what they're going to do with the fireworks.
[19:18] <D. Kakaku> think we should ask once we catch up to them?
[19:20] <D. Kakaku> And there's our expressway *Makes a light left turn, going parallel with the road*
[19:21] <@Intern 3> Yeah.
[19:21] <@Intern 3> You said people were ending up in the hospital, right?
[19:22] <D. Kakaku> yup, I didn't think the two were connected, though.
[19:27] <D. Kakaku> and passing thorugh Sicklerville, we're very close.
[19:29] * @Intern 3 pays close attention
[19:36] <D. Kakaku> going through turnersville, I see it!
[19:36] <@Intern 3> Turnersville, huh.
[19:37] <@Intern 3> Okay where does it look like it's going?
[19:42] <D. Kakaku> if we keep going down here it will be... Philadelphia, or Camden.
[19:48] * D. Kakaku dives towards the vehicle, going down I76
[19:51] * One of the perps look a bit spooked looking at the mirror.
[19:52] <Guy 2> I think we got them UFOs out there.
[19:52] <D. Kakaku> annnnd up
[19:52] * D. Kakaku pulls up quickly.
[19:52] <Guy 1> UFOs?
[19:52] * Guy 1 looks out his window.
[19:52] <Guy 1> I see no UFOs
[19:54] <Guy 1> we gotta get this to King Of Prussia for that big Payday
[19:59] <@Intern 3> They almost spotted us; be careful~
[19:59] <D. Kakaku> yeah, best keep about 50 feet above and 200 behind.
[20:02] *** the vehicle soon makes an exit onto the continuation of 76 across the Delaware River
[20:07] <D. Kakaku> ahould be a 30 minute one now.
[20:12] * @Intern 3 gives him a thumbs up[
[20:19] <D. Kakaku> there it is, half town, half stores.
[20:23] <@Intern 3> Ok... hopefully we can see who the buyer is.
[20:28] *** A limousine begins pulling up.
[20:29] <@Intern 3> Someone in a Limo stealing fireworks...
[20:30] <@Intern 3> Yyou'd think thy'd just pay for them. Unless they don't realize they've been stolen.
[20:31] <D. Kakaku> gotta remember, can't buy fireworks in PA unless you're from out of state
[20:32] *** a mayr of a nearby town steps out of the limo.
[20:35] <???> This is the Ohio Stuff, right, going west, getting a small supply and then going back here for the fireworks festival?
[20:36] <Guy 1> O.. oh yeah, it's the Ohio Stuff, alright...ummm... Akron, I want to think?
[20:36] * ??? goes to the back
[20:37] * @Intern 3 attempts to record this with a futuristic boom mike
[20:37] <???> all summer you go west and bring back these fireworks, they look strange though, these don't look like they're from Akron.
[20:38] <Guy 1> Don't even question it, as usual they're ummm... a different flavor
[20:39] * @Intern 3 JUMPS off the bike and does a HERO LANDING from 50 feet up
[20:40] <@Intern 3> THAT'S RIGHT. THAT's BECAUSE THEY'RE THE FLAVOR OF STOLEN
[20:40] <???> My guys are getting suspicious, I think this is the week, it's your last if these are not Akron... in fact, I'm checkin- huh?
[20:40] * @Intern 3 flips on a personal force shield
[20:40] <???> STOLEN?!
[20:40] <@Intern 3> That's right!
[20:40] <Guy 2> Hit The Throttle!
[20:40] * @Intern 3 uses her Sonic tro short out the starter
[20:41] * Guy 1 Revs up the Truck... which shorts out.
[20:41] * D. Kakaku Lowers the FlyCycle.
[20:41] * @Intern 3 grins, almost reminescent of Cressida
[20:41] <@Intern 3> Now Boys... you gonna come peacefully?
[20:42] * @Intern 3 psychically flips a few settings on the sonic lipstick
[20:42] * @Intern 3 flips on the sonic again at the resonant frequency of metal to shake the ctruck literally apart
[20:42] <Guy 1> It's justa Broad copper huh?
[20:43] <D. Kakaku> oh really? where's my City's other fireworks, then?
[20:43] <@Intern 3> ...Just a broad who wrecked your truck with a wave of her hand :P
[20:43] * D. Kakaku laughs a bit at Intern's little quip
[20:44] * @Intern 3 quickly looks aroudn to get a sense of where everyone is in relation to her
[20:44] <???> Akron?
[20:44] <D. Kakaku> No, Wildwood, New Jersey
[20:45] *** you're inbetween the Mayor and Daniel was gonna stand on top of the hood, but is to the left of the truck.
[20:45] * @Intern 3 looks to see how many mooks there are
[20:45] <???> Wildwood, New Jer-... What does this box say?
[20:45] *** there's just the two smugglers, a Limo driver and that mayor.
[20:46] <@Intern 3> Daniel, why don't we put these guys outta business?
[20:46] <???> "to be delivered to Grove Supply Inc. For the purposes of Friday Night Fireworks"?
[20:46] <D. Kakaku> I think so.
[20:47] * @Intern 3 ZWEES towards the first guy, and her left arm goes black as it's coated in armament haki
[20:47] * @Intern 3 delivers a HUGE uppercut to the first one
[20:48] * D. Kakaku walks over towards the second guy and gives a Heavy KICK to the Guy's stomach.
[20:48] <Guy 1> ouuuuuu, tough one
[20:49] <Guy 2> Guy got a mean kick.
[20:49] * @Intern 3 then follows up up with a haki-clad knee to the groin
[20:49] <D. Kakaku> about 300lbs of force, imagine if it was hers.
[20:49] * Guy 1 Howls and collapses to the ground.
[20:50] * @Intern 3 pulls some fuzzy handcuffs out of her pocket and secures the first guy
[20:50] * Guy 2 looks at his buddy in the howling and crouching position, shivering.
[20:51] <D. Kakaku> doesn't look like 150, not even 300... unless what ocmes after is.... TONS.
[20:51] * @Intern 3 then turns to face the second guy and deliberately steals a page out of cressie's book, cracking her knuckles and adopting an EVIL grin
[20:51] * @Intern 3 starts to advance on him
[20:52] <Guy 2> 300 TONS?
[20:52] * D. Kakaku nods with the same grin.
[20:53] <@Intern 3> You gonna spill the beans or do we bean you~
[20:55] <Guy 2> We got a Bi-Regional chain of Firework smugglers, only one of a group of 22, Wildwood, Miami, Deliveries from places where it's legal to places where it's not, to LA, Dallas, PA
[20:56] <Guy 2> under the guise of a "Special Legal Operation".
[20:56] <@Intern 3> Yes that is a totally believable name.
[20:57] <@Intern 3> You're going to people jail.
[20:57] <@Intern 3> DK, this is your turf, go for it.
[20:58] * D. Kakaku Dials the local 911, PA State Police.
[20:58] <D. Kakaku> once they reaches Pennsylvania, it flew out of my hands, but I don't see why we can't charge them out of state.
[20:58] <D. Kakaku> *reached
[20:59] * @Intern 3 gives him a thumbs up
[20:59] <Mayor> I want charges, too, I've been defrauded out of $120,000 by these two... fraudster-criminalities.
[21:00] * D. Kakaku gets a glint in his eye.
[21:00] * @Intern 3 mouths "fraudster- criminalities"
[21:01] <D. Kakaku> looks like it suddenly became federal... I think.
[21:01] * @Intern 3 lets DK do his thing
[21:01] * D. Kakaku spots the Cop cars approaching.
[21:02] <D. Kakaku> over here!
[21:03] *** the police get out of the cars, walk over to the two fraud smugglers, reading them their rights.
[21:03] <D. Kakaku> we were tailing these guys from Wildwood, and we are considering local charges for them as well.
[21:04] <Mayor> ahhh, what a cute little ladybug on this box.
[21:04] * @Intern 3 hands the cops a copy of their surveillance records
[21:06] <@Intern 3> All right DK, looks like you got this in hand. I'm gonna do the Batman now.
[21:06] <D. Kakaku> alright, I'll see ya later, then
[21:07] * @Intern 3 is no longer there :O
[21:08] <D. Kakaku> I'll need to take these back to Wildwood and quick.
[21:09] *** a Motorcade is offered
[21:09] <D. Kakaku> Better be high speed.
[21:09] *** D. Kakaku has left #suburbansenshi3 (Yeah! Let's go!)
[21:10] *** The motorcade begins assembling on its 2 State, 4 County Journey back to Wildwood.
[21:12] *** Two Hours of a Speeding motorcade later.
[21:12] *** the motorcade transfers from State to state, to City, bringing the fireworks back to the storage unit, soon being redirected to the beach.
[21:20] <D. Kakaku> ::fireworks
[21:24] <D. Kakaku>
[21:24] <D. Kakaku>
[21:27] <D. Kakaku>
[21:28] <D. Kakaku>
[23:49] <Eliza McIntash> [Headphones] HOTEL Bunker. Lowest levels.
[23:49] <Eliza McIntash> [Headphones] This is where people sometimes come to feel safe, or alone, or whatever.
[23:50] <@spiritflame> Current Location is: Bunker Deep underground
[23:51] *** Megan Smithson has joined #suburbansenshi3
[23:51] <@spiritflame> konbanwa Megan Smithson
[23:51] <Megan Smithson> I see...
[23:51] *** Matsuo Shin [Shin@history.um.u-tokyo.ac.jp] has joined #suburbansenshi3
[23:51] <@spiritflame> konbanwa Matsuo Shin
[23:51] *** David O`Cain [JRPMoonSoldier@MKArmyRanger.mil] has joined #suburbansenshi3
[23:51] <@spiritflame> konbanwa David O`Cain
[23:51] *** David O`Cain has turned their sound on
[23:51] *** The Magistra [SageLord@TimeyWhimey.com] has joined #suburbansenshi3
[23:51] <@spiritflame> konbanwa The Magistra
[23:53] *** Elphelt [Valentine@???] has joined #suburbansenshi3
[23:53] <@spiritflame> konbanwa Elphelt
[23:53] * Eliza McIntash [Headphones] takes everybody tothe very bottom floor where there's a hospital facility.
[23:53] <Eliza McIntash> [Headphones] I figure we should use this one, since if things go wrong, we don't need to be moved.
[23:53] <David O`Cain> Sounds fair.
[23:54] * Megan Smithson nods slowly
[23:55] * Elphelt drags in what looks like several stereo speakers.... and an electric guitar?
[23:55] <@spiritflame> ATTENTION: Eliza McIntash is already registered. Check your password or enter a new name.
[23:55] * Eliza McIntash takes Megan to one of the beds.
[23:56] <Eliza McIntash> OKay, not my turn.
[23:56] <Eliza McIntash> ^now
[23:56] * Eliza McIntash has moved to: [ bed ]
[23:56] <Eliza McIntash> [bed] ....Mkay....
[23:56] * Megan Smithson has moved to: [ Bed ]
[23:56] * Eliza McIntash [bed] takes out the headphones Chateaux gave her, and puts them on.
[23:56] * Eliza McIntash has moved to: [ Bed, wearing headphones ]
[23:56] <Eliza McIntash> [Bed, wearing headphones] Okay... I'm ready. I guess this is my favorite part.
[23:56] <Eliza McIntash> [Bed, wearing headphones] Who else is coming?
[23:57] * Elphelt begins setting up the speakers and electric guitar.
[23:57] <The Magistra> I don't know how much use I'll be in a dream but I can fight at least to keep you safe
[23:58] <Eliza McIntash> [Bed, wearing headphones] It's cool.
[23:58] <Matsuo Shin> I'll keep an eye on you
[00:00] <David O`Cain> What would you like me to do? I'm fine either way.
[00:00] <Eliza McIntash> [Bed, wearing headphones] Depends if you want to come to the dream world or not.
[00:01] * Eliza McIntash [Bed, wearing headphones] spreads a blanket over herself.
[00:01] <Eliza McIntash> [Bed, wearing headphones] I think you shoul err on the side of coming along.
[00:01] <David O`Cain> How so?
[00:01] * The Magistra sits on one of the spare beds
[00:02] <Eliza McIntash> [Bed, wearing headphones] Uh. One thing.
[00:03] <Eliza McIntash> [Bed, wearing headphones] When you wake up in the dream world, please don't immediately freak out, and try not to be loose-lipped about what you see there, alright?
[00:03] <Eliza McIntash> [Bed, wearing headphones] Sorry, I guess that was two things. <.<
[00:03] <David O`Cain> Hmm.
[00:04] <Eliza McIntash> [Bed, wearing headphones] Alright... 20 minutes?
[00:05] * Elphelt finishes tuning up the electric guitar. "Is that how long you plan on doing the investigation?"
[00:06] <Eliza McIntash> [Bed, wearing headphones] For the first time, yes.
[00:06] * Eliza McIntash [Bed, wearing headphones] flicks her finger toward the light switeches, and chants, and the light above Megan Smithson's bed goes out.
[00:07] * The Magistra gently tosses Eliza the scroll
[00:10] <Eliza McIntash> [Bed, wearing headphones] Alright, everybody ready?
[00:10] * Eliza McIntash [Bed, wearing headphones] looks at Megan Smithson----"especially you? Feeling up to it, or having second thoughts?"
[00:10] <David O`Cain> I'll stay here, then.
[00:10] <Megan Smithson> [Bed] ..I'm ready
[00:11] * Elphelt waits for everyone who's ready to go. She'll start an internal timer afterwards.
[00:11] <Eliza McIntash> [Bed, wearing headphones] Alright, let's do it!
[00:12] * Eliza McIntash [Bed, wearing headphones] starts using the magical device...
[00:12] <spiritflame> Eliza McIntash rolls 1d20 [ 20 ]
[00:12] * Eliza McIntash [Bed, wearing headphones] activates the scroll, and casts the spell of sleep on everybody who agreed to come along.
[00:12] * Eliza McIntash [Bed, wearing headphones] takes a deep breath, and then she is unconscious.
[00:12] * Megan Smithson [Bed] falls asleep
[00:13] * The Magistra lowers her guard and willingly lets the spell take her, fallinig back onto the bed with a thump
[00:13] *** Everybody wakes up in the middle of a long hallway made of unearthly stone and mortar made of tiny markings too small to see.
[00:13] * The Magistra has moved to: [ Dream ]
[00:14] * Megan Smithson has moved to: [ Dream ]
[00:14] *** From one direction of the hallway, there is music. From the other direction, you can hear Eliza's voice. The hallway is filled with red doors on one side, and white doors on the other.
[00:15] * Eliza McIntash [Bed, wearing headphones] calls from one end of the hallway, obscured by mist and shadow, beyond a stretch of doors, half of them labelled "Eliza's greatest dreams," and the other half labelled "Eliza's Nightmares," which have bars over the windows.
[00:15] * Megan Smithson [Dream] looks around...
[00:15] <Eliza McIntash> This way, guys!
[00:15] * Megan Smithson [Dream] follows the voice
[00:16] <The Magistra> [Dream] ....Actully this is about what I expected for a dream scape.
[00:16] * The Magistra [Dream] follows
[00:16] * Eliza McIntash 's voice is coming from the the other end of the hallway, where there is the sound of hammering instead of music, past all of the doors.
[00:17] *** You walk under three portcullises, and murder holes, and several doors reinforced with bars.
[00:17] * Eliza McIntash has moved to: [ Courtyard ahead ]
[00:17] * Eliza McIntash [Courtyard ahead] waves at everyone.
[00:17] <Eliza McIntash> [Courtyard ahead] Welcomd to the fortress. The Don Jon is this way.
[00:18] * Megan Smithson [Dream] glances around, following..
[00:19] * Eliza McIntash [Courtyard ahead] leads everyone past weapon racks, and crenellated battlements, and fields of nothing but barbed wire and boiling mud. Thunder roars overhead. The walls are so high you can barely see light coming down, and look incredibly solid, except for one crack that runs all the way through the fortress.
[00:19] * Eliza McIntash [Courtyard ahead] eventually stops at some stairs, and gestures that the others do as well.
[00:20] <Eliza McIntash> [Courtyard ahead] Okay. This is the nearest, tallest tower. We'll try to make contact with whatever is "talking to you" from atop this.
[00:20] <Eliza McIntash> [Courtyard ahead] Can everybody ascend the stairs? There are lots of them.
[00:20] * Megan Smithson [Dream] nods
[00:21] <Eliza McIntash> [Courtyard ahead] Okay. Just ignore the scrolls and weapon racks and don't open any doors. And if you see any headphones or hear any music, do not put them on or listen.
[00:21] <Eliza McIntash> [Courtyard ahead] Alright, keep climbing.
[00:21] * Eliza McIntash has moved to: [ Top of the Tower ]
[00:21] <The Magistra> [Dream] This is one of those stay on the path situations isn't it
[00:22] <Eliza McIntash> [Top of the Tower] I recommmend that, yeah. There are really only two things that can help you if you get tangled up in the fortress' defenses.
[00:22] <Eliza McIntash> [Top of the Tower] OKAY.
[00:22] * Megan Smithson has moved to: [ Top of the Tower ]
[00:23] <Eliza McIntash> [Top of the Tower] Ms. Ms. Smithson, lay down here. Wrap yourself in this blanket.
[00:23] <Eliza McIntash> [Top of the Tower] It's got butterfly patterns. No coincidence.
[00:23] * Eliza McIntash [Top of the Tower] stands next to a bunch of gathered sticks and pitch, where a torch is in a sconce.
[00:24] <Eliza McIntash> [Top of the Tower] Tell m e when your ready. When I light this, I have no doubt that everything in a great radius throughout the dreamlands will know we are present.
[00:26] <Eliza McIntash> [Top of the Tower] Alright. Ready to meet whoever or whatever this thing is?
[00:26] <Eliza McIntash> [Top of the Tower] WE've got only a few minutes. Let's do it!
[00:27] * The Magistra [Dream] keeps a hand on her weapon, just incase.
[00:27] * Eliza McIntash [Top of the Tower] lights the pitch and wood, and thick black smoke wreathes upward from the tower, alerting everything nearby, and all that can fly, that the top is occupied.
[00:27] *** The smoke wreathes upward, attracting all kinds of attention.
[00:28] <Megan Smithson> [Top of the Tower] ..what are we.waiting for?
[00:29] <Eliza McIntash> [Top of the Tower] If it is here, it will show up.
[00:29] <Eliza McIntash> [Top of the Tower] If not, then we'll wake up in a few minutes, and have lost little.
[00:29] <Eliza McIntash> [Top of the Tower] ...Thank you for the donation of your Scroll, Magisstra. That was very nice of you.
[00:29] * Eliza McIntash [Top of the Tower] waits.
[00:31] <Eliza McIntash> [Top of the Tower] I guess we just need to see if it will show up to talk to you, Ms. Smithson.
[00:31] * Eliza McIntash [Top of the Tower] looks around to see if there is a strange butterfly creature of entity or voice around in the sky.
[00:32] * Megan Smithson [Top of the Tower] just watches...then pauses
[00:33] <Eliza McIntash> [Top of the Tower] I hope that noise isn't TOO loud...
[00:34] * Megan Smithson [Top of the Tower] notices a small firefly buzz past her
[00:36] * Eliza McIntash [Top of the Tower] looks around.
[00:36] * Elphelt sees that time is up, and does a quick double-check to ensure everything is working...
[00:38] <Elphelt> Mr. O`Cain, you might want to cover your ears for this.
[00:39] * Megan Smithson [Top of the Tower] notices a small moth fly past her..and towards a figure i nthe shadows
[00:39] * Eliza McIntash [Top of the Tower] suddenly turns her head...
[00:41] <?> ..Megan...you need to remember....we need you...
[00:42] <Elphelt> Volume control's adjusted... bass is nice and deep....
[00:42] <?> it's time to remember again...
[00:44] * Eliza McIntash [Top of the Tower] relaxes when she sees that the person isn't who she was worried about. "...."
[00:45] <Megan Smithson> [Top of the Tower] I don't understand......who are you???
[00:45] <?> ...we need your help...I need your help again...
[00:47] <David O`Cain> No worries, Elphelt.
[00:47] * Eliza McIntash [Top of the Tower] watches this.
[00:47] <Eliza McIntash> [Top of the Tower] I think there is a way forward.
[00:48] * David O`Cain puts in a pair of earplugs to protect his ears
[00:49] * ? offers a hand to Megan
[00:49] * Megan Smithson [Top of the Tower] pauses..unsure......then slowly..tries to reach towards the figure...
[00:50] * Elphelt quickly lowers her own audio receptors. Safety first♫
[00:51] * The Magistra [Dream] tries to reach out to Matsuo mentally. "Tell them to hold off for an extra miniute"
[00:52] * The Magistra [Dream] isn't letting you ruin this at the last second. Subverting expecations is more fun.
[00:52] <Matsuo Shin> hold off..sometihng's happening
[00:53] * Megan Smithson [Top of the Tower] is about to touch the other figure's hand...when she's suddenly GRABBED by a massive shadowy thing
[00:53] <Megan Smithson> [Top of the Tower] !!!!!
[00:53] <Elphelt> ...eh?
[00:53] <The Magistra> [Dream] ♦ Cancel that. Wake us up. NOW
[00:54] <Megan Smithson> [Top of the Tower] GAH ><
[00:54] * Thing has moved to: [ Dream ]
[00:54] * The Magistra [Dream] draws her sword and leaps at the shadow.
[00:54] * Eliza McIntash [Top of the Tower] pulls the lever that opens the trapdoor beneath the nasty thing. "It's almost as though we expected you to stand in the shadows."
[00:54] <Thing> [Dream] - HIVEGAINAAAAAAAAAAA!!! -
[00:54] <Matsuo Shin> WAKE THEM UP! NOW!
[00:55] * Eliza McIntash [Top of the Tower] 's sword is in her hand.
[00:57] * Elphelt says nothing else, and brings her hand down, strumming the strings of the guitar.... and blasting out one hell of a chord on the speakers! We're talking some bone-rattling bass here!
[00:57] * Megan Smithson [Top of the Tower] struggles ><
[00:57] * Megan Smithson has moved to: [ ]
[00:57] *** THe dream world breaks in two.
[00:57] * Megan Smithson wakes up..and for the briefests of seconds, her pupils turn bright pink before turning back to it's normal colors
[00:58] * Eliza McIntash [Top of the Tower] 's eyes flash open.
[00:59] * Eliza McIntash [Top of the Tower] takes her headphones off.
[00:59] * Eliza McIntash has moved to: [ Bed ]
[00:59] * The Magistra suddenly sits up right "Where did it go?"
[01:01] <Elphelt> Welcome back to reality. How'd things go?
[01:02] <Eliza McIntash> [Bed] Bless you, Chateaux, and your beautiful noice cancellation skills.
[01:02] <Eliza McIntash> [Bed] T_T <3
[01:02] <The Magistra> Oh things were going great untiil the
fire nation attacked until the shadow thing showed up
[01:03] <Elphelt> Shadow thing.... so there was something actively interfering in Miss Megan's dreams?
[01:03] <David O`Cain> What shape did it take?
[01:05] <The Magistra> It's more like there were two things?
[01:06] <Eliza McIntash> [Bed] Well, one of the things wants her to "remember."
[01:06] * Eliza McIntash [Bed] sits up in the bed, but putsa pillow underher back instead of getting up.
[01:06] <Eliza McIntash> [Bed] That's no problem.
[01:06] <Eliza McIntash> [Bed] It made me pretty confident when itsaid that.
[01:07] <Eliza McIntash> [Bed] First off, you might be dosed with that forgetful-juice drug, and your subconscious or another entitiy is trying to fight it.
[01:07] <Elphelt> So one wishes to help, and the other wishes to inflict harm? Does that sum it up fairly well?
[01:07] <Eliza McIntash> [Bed] I dunnohow to do that exactly, but there are people who can scan and check you for that real quick.
[01:08] <The Magistra> Matsuo already confirmed she's got some sealed memories
[01:09] <David O`Cain> Hmm.
[01:10] <Eliza McIntash> [Bed] Ooooh, this is fantastic.
[01:10] <Eliza McIntash> [Bed] Ms. Smithson, I'm very sure that there's somebody here who can help you.
[01:11] * Megan Smithson is just lost in thought
[01:11] <Megan Smithson> who?
[01:11] <Eliza McIntash> [Bed] Heh. <.<
[01:11] <Eliza McIntash> [Bed] Well!
[01:12] <Eliza McIntash> [Bed] Like, consider the fact that when people need to remember things, or what not, they can go to a psychiatrist or hypnotist and what not and be put into a trance and recover their memories, yeah?
[01:14] <The Magistra> Maybe before we try that we find and go to this Oak Pond
[01:15] <Eliza McIntash> [Bed] Just hang around a couple weeks and ask for help, and eventuall you will find yourself talking to people who can read minds directly. Or peer into souls. Or have some superscience chair with IVs and syperhypnosis goggles. Or can talk to gods directly. Or.... or we could do that. Yeah. That's also a thing, sure.
[01:15] <Eliza McIntash> [Bed] Wait, Magistra, are you sure it was Oak Pond, and not Oak Park?
[01:16] <Elphelt> If it's the one in Minnesota, I have the coordinates saved to memory.... but seeing as it is already one in the morning, perhaps we should take a moment to gather thoughts and supplies before we go?
[01:16] <Eliza McIntash> [Bed] That's the sane idea, yes.
[01:16] <Eliza McIntash> [Bed] But I'm just gonna throw this out there, based on the dream?
[01:16] <Eliza McIntash> [Bed] I think we should fly there.
[01:16] <Eliza McIntash> [Bed] I think we should go in dawn, dusk, or night insteadof the daytime.
[01:17] <The Magistra> It's up to Megan. I mean I doubt she's gonna get a good night's sleep regardless of when we go.
[01:18] <Eliza McIntash> [Bed] <.<
[01:19] <Eliza McIntash> [Bed] Well..
[01:21] * Megan Smithson just listens..she's still awake
[01:22] <Eliza McIntash> [Bed] I think there are ways around your problem.
[01:22] <Eliza McIntash> [Bed] Do you think you'll have problems *falling* asleep, or with what you will see when you get there, or both?
[01:24] <Megan Smithson> I honestly don't know...
[01:24] * Eliza McIntash [Bed] chuckles. "Well, if Chateaux were here...."
[01:24] <Eliza McIntash> [Bed] WHICH SHE IS, I KNOW...
[01:25] <Eliza McIntash> [Bed] ....then I wouldn't have to solve your problem myself.
[01:25] <Eliza McIntash> [Bed] Well, I am capable of doing so.
[01:25] <Eliza McIntash> [Bed] You can sleep with me. Tonight, and we will stay in the fortress where that thing cannot find you.
[01:26] <Eliza McIntash> [Bed] There are two problems. Your going to sleep, and what you will see once you are there.
[01:26] <Eliza McIntash> [Bed] Now I am actually pretty good at solving one of those.
[01:26] <Eliza McIntash> [Bed] As the others, now that I know that the danger room can be rigged up to dispense clouds of sleeping gas, we could just bunk out there.
[01:27] <Eliza McIntash> [Bed] I'm.... sure that Chateaux wouldn't mind me rigging that up to knock myself out, since I'm doing it to help you and keep you safe.
[01:28] * Eliza McIntash [Bed] sighs once.
[01:29] * Eliza McIntash [Bed] looks over to The Magistra
[01:29] <The Magistra> hm?
[01:30] *** David O`Cain [JRPMoonSoldier@MKArmyRanger.mil] has left #suburbansenshi3 (I oughta head home. Later.)
[01:31] <Eliza McIntash> [Bed] I do hope you heard the thing about the scroll. That was nice of you to give that up tohelp out.
[01:33] <The Magistra> Oh. I did. It was nothing. I've got lots of odds and ends like that floating around
[01:33] * Eliza McIntash [Bed] smiles. ^_^
[01:34] <Eliza McIntash> [Bed] Okay.
[01:34] <Eliza McIntash> [Bed] I'm glad we could work together tonight, then. G'night, Magistra.
[01:38] * Megan Smithson slowly heads back upstairs...
[01:38] <The Magistra> ...Good night Eliza
[01:38] <The Magistra> ...that said your guest is leaving..
[01:39] * Eliza McIntash gets out of the bed, and nods to Megan Smithson. "Do you want to push a couple of these beds to the danger room? We can sack out there, and just wait. No need to intervene immediately, we can see what happens. How about it, hmmm?
[01:40] *** Elphelt [Valentine@???] has left #suburbansenshi3 ("Should I be needed, simply call. My sister or I should be able to assist once more, assuming Griselda or her brother don't take it up first.")
[01:41] <Eliza McIntash> Ms. Smithson?
[01:41] <Eliza McIntash> HEllo, did you hear me?
[01:41] * Eliza McIntash jumps down.
[01:42] <Eliza McIntash> WAIT! Please. Listen! I get it! I get it--I understand. I've also had nightmares again and again and again. I think I can help you!
[01:45] * Eliza McIntash runs after her.
[01:45] * Eliza McIntash is away
[01:54] *** Megan Smithson has left #suburbansenshi3 (*lost in thought*)
[18:10] *** The MST3000 style startup sequence begins!
[18:12] *** The first screenshot shows the sun shining dimly through wispy clouds as dramatic music plays
[18:12] *** Then, the title appears...
[18:12] <~> ♦ KINGDOM OF THE FLOOFERS
[18:13] *** The next scene shows rugged buttes and arid plains of the American west. Could this be somewhere close (or IN) the region where "Night of the Kumihos" took place?
[18:14] *** Country music starts playing as the credits start appearing.
[18:14] <~> ♦ Starring...WILLIAM SHATNER!!
[18:17] *** The credits keep appearing, reading off a bunch of names we've all come to know and love! Steg-44! MG-3! UMP-45! UMP-9! Wait, little Natalia's going to be in this too?
[18:18] <~> ♦ Director of photography - Catriona.
[18:18] <~> ♦ Film editors - Alexianna and Catriona.
[18:20] <~> ♦ Executive Producer - Kaguya Houraisen
[18:25] *** The scene transitions to a ranch, where UMP-9 and UMP-45 are tending to some cattle.
[18:26] * UMP-45 is leading a young cow forward into an individual corral.
[18:26] <UMP-45> Yeah, this thing is looking good. What do you think?
[18:27] <UMP-9> I agree! It's looking really healthy at this point. We'll be a sure win at the festival!
[18:27] <UMP-45> I hope so. We could sure use that prize money around here.
[18:30] * The cow trots out into the field to start grazing, seemingly as relaxed as can be.
[18:31] * The cow stops and looks around. Eerie, suspenseful music starts playing.
[18:33] * The cow looks around in a different direction, the bell on its collar ringing dully.
[18:33] *** Something starts creeping through the grass towards the cow!
[18:34] *** From multiple directions at once!
[18:34] *** SUDDENLY! EXTREME CLOSEUPS AND "ATTACK" MUSIC FROM THE CLASSIC MOVIE PSYCHO!!!! REE-REE-REE-REE-REE-REE!!
[18:35] * The cow MOOOOooooOOOooooOOooooOOOoooOO's long and loudly as it's attacked mercilessly by Assailants Unknown!!
[18:37] *** The scene switches to a different part of the Prairie where someone is riding a galloping horse...and that someone is....!
[18:37] *** SHATNER (Deepfake) has joined #suburbansenshi3
[18:37] <@spiritflame> konbanwa SHATNER (Deepfake)
[18:38] * SHATNER (Deepfake) is preparing to lasso a cow that's galloping ahead of him. ROPE THAT STEER!
[18:44] *** Riding alongside Shatner is none other than... Stg-44 is getting HER turn in a starring role!
[18:46] * Stg-44 is holding on pretty tightly to the reigns of her horse...and that fair complexion of hers is already starting to get pretty PINK.
[18:48] * Stg-44 joins Shatner in roping that steer and slowing it to a halt, then immobilizing it further by holding their ropes tightly as they position their horses to either side of it.
[18:49] * SHATNER (Deepfake) gets off his horse and hurries over to the steer, pulling out a syringe, loading it, and proceeding to inject the cow's rump with whatever it is.
[18:51] * Stg-44 looks on and nods.
[18:51] <Stg-44> That was adequate.
[18:52] * Stg-44 does indeed have a German accent, one that's a LOT thicker than anyone in Squad-404. It's about the same as WA-2000's accent, actually.
[18:52] <SHATNER (Deepfake)> ADEQUATE? What are you talking about?
[18:53] <SHATNER (Deepfake)> That was damn good and you know it. What do you say, steer?
[18:53] <Cow> ...Mooooooo
[18:54] <SHATNER (Deepfake)> Steer says MMMMMMMM, doin' a good JOOOOOOOOOOOB!
[18:55] *** They release the steer and it quickly hurries away, leaving SHATNER and Stg-44 alone.
[18:56] * SHATNER (Deepfake) starts grinning at Stg-44 as he coils up his rope again.
[18:57] <SHATNER (Deepfake)> Adequate. :P
[18:57] <Stg-44> Nein, you wouldn't dare!
[18:57] <SHATNER (Deepfake)> :D
[18:57] * SHATNER (Deepfake) starts chasing after Stg-44!
[18:58] <Stg-44> Ahhh! Rack! Nein! Not out here!
[18:59] * SHATNER (Deepfake) chases around Stg-44 playfully, lassoing her in and they both fall to the ground, rolling around playfully in the dust.
[19:00] <Stg-44> Ahhh! John! You're too much! ^__^
[19:00] <SHATNER (Deepfake)> ...
[19:01] <SHATNER (Deepfake)> >:(
[19:01] * SHATNER (Deepfake) shoves Stg-44 off of him.
[19:01] <SHATNER (Deepfake)> I may be a lot of things to a lot of people, but I'm NOT my brother.
[19:02] * SHATNER (Deepfake) gets up and goes back to his horse, leaving Stg-44 for now.
[19:02] <Stg-44> T__T
[19:03] * SHATNER (Deepfake) is about to mount his horse again as something at his waist beeps loudly.
[19:03] <G11> ♦ Doctor Hanson, you have an emergency phone call from UMP-45.
[19:05] * SHATNER (Deepfake) gets back up on his horse and looks over at Stg-44 as she comes over.
[19:05] <SHATNER (Deepfake)> John isn't around any more. Maybe it's time to get used to it.
[19:05] * SHATNER (Deepfake) pats Stg-44 on her head.
[19:06] * Stg-44 watches dejectedly as Shatner rides off. :<
[19:12] *** The next scene shows a car speeding up a dusty road towards the camera.
[19:20] * SHATNER (Deepfake) is cantering up towards his home, which looks like a combination of a ranch and a veterinarian's office
[19:21] * SHATNER (Deepfake) gets off his horse and hands the reigns over to a small black-haired catgirl with two tails who quickly appears next to him.
[19:21] <SHATNER (Deepfake)> Here, give him a good rubdown.
[19:22] * Chen Yakumo grins and leads the horse offscreen.
[19:23] * UMP-45 gets out of the truck that's pulled up.
[19:24] <SHATNER (Deepfake)> 45. Service said you called.
[19:24] <UMP-45> Remember that calf I've been talking about since the spring?
[19:25] <UMP-45> She's become really sick.
[19:25] <SHATNER (Deepfake)> Oh, sorry to hear that. Let's take a look.
[19:31] *** They open the bed of the truck to reveal the young cow from the beginning of the movie, which is laying on its side inside. It doesn't look very good at all now.
[19:32] <Cow> @___@
[19:32] <UMP-45> It looks like she's been chewed on all over her body. I've never seen anything like it before.
[19:34] * SHATNER (Deepfake) is examining the cow.
[19:35] * SHATNER (Deepfake) inserts dramatic pause as he turns to face UMP-45
[19:35] <SHATNER (Deepfake)> I'll let you know in a few hours.
[19:36] *** The next scene shows the inside of SHATNER's examination room as he looks over the cow, takes various samples, and draws some blood.
[19:37] * UMP-45 just sits outside, disassembling, cleaning, and reassembling her submachine gun (wait, where'd she have THAT hidden on her?).
[19:37] *** Back inside, SHATNER is on the phone.
[19:38] <SHATNER (Deepfake)> G11, get in touch with the lab in Flagstaff. Tell 'em I'm on my way.
[19:38] * SHATNER (Deepfake) slowly hangs up the phone and goes outside to UMP-45.
[19:39] <SHATNER (Deepfake)> ...Calf's dead, 45.
[19:40] <UMP-45> ..SCHIESER!!!!
[19:40] <UMP-45> Two months of breeding all gone to hell.
[19:41] <SHATNER (Deepfake)> I did what I could. She was too far gone. There's only so much I can do.
[19:49] <SHATNER (Deepfake)> You got the bull, you can start over again.
[19:49] <UMP-45> Was it the plague?
[19:49] <UMP-45> The Black Leg?
[19:49] <SHATNER (Deepfake)> I don't think so.
[19:50] <SHATNER (Deepfake)> I'm going to run some blood samples into Flagstaff.
[19:50] <UMP-45> You ain't going to quarantine my sister and I, are you?
[19:51] <SHATNER (Deepfake)> ...I hope not.
[19:51] *** The next scene shows Shatner driving down a quiet desert highway while 70s action music plays! So dramatic!
[20:03] *** The NEXT scene shows Shatner walking CASUALLY out of a building marked as the Department of Animal Pathology, waling past and nodding to...G-36 and G36c??!?! HOLY S[BLEEP]T, THIS REALLY *IS* TAKING PLACE IN THE SAME UNIVERSE AS "NIGHT OF THE KUMIHOS"!!!!
[20:06] *** The scene switches back to the UMP Ranch, where UMP-9 and UMP-45 are in their living room just chilling out.
[20:06] * The dog is barking to be let out. UMP-9 comes over to open the door.
[20:06] <UMP-9> Here you go!
[20:07] <UMP-9> Things will be all right, 45. Rack doesn't want to quarantine us.
[20:08] <UMP-45> it ain't fair. After everything that's happened...we need that prize money to rebuild.
[20:11] <UMP-9> You think I don't know that. We got clobbered last year. But we've made it this far.
[20:13] *** Meanwhile, the dog is still on the porch, looking around somewhat nervously at it peered out into the dark night. The ranch is adequately lit by several lights, but something is still spooking the dog.
[20:13] * The dog sees something in the distance and scampers off towards it to investigate.
[20:16] *** The scene switches AGAIN. Now it's DAYTIME, and there's a Winnebago pulling out of a run-down gas and service station.
[20:22] *** There's a broken-down car with a flat rear tire parked near the gas pumps, and standing nearby are none other thaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan~!!!
[20:23] *** WA-2000 has joined #suburbansenshi3
[20:23] <@spiritflame> konbanwa WA-2000
[20:23] *** Reisen Udongein Inaba [LunaticMoonRabbit@FedCom.Net (Pirated Serve] has joined #suburbansenshi3
[20:23] <@spiritflame> konbanwa Reisen Udongein Inaba
[20:24] * Reisen Udongein Inaba is dressed like a poor yokel, with dusty tattered clothes and a sudden expression (complete with drooping ears). WA-2000 is clearly the owner of the fine establishment.
[20:24] <WA-2000> Ja, I would say that this tire is completely flat.
[20:25] <WA-2000> Clearly a brand new tire is necessary.
[20:25] <WA-2000> Here is what I can do for you.
[20:25] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> ...
[20:27] <WA-2000> I can mount a new tire onto your vehicle for $15
[20:27] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> ...I only have $5
[20:27] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> All I got.
[20:28] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> Ain't worth no more.
[20:28] <WA-2000> ^__^;
[20:29] <WA-2000> I cannot sell you a replacement tire for only $5! That's impossible!
[20:29] <WA-2000> ...$12! That's the best I can do.
[20:30] * Reisen Udongein Inaba shakes her head and gets back inside her car. She starts the engine and gets ready to drive away...WOW. A closeup of the tire in question shows that it's not only flat, it's so ragged it's about to SHRED APART and leave her with just the RIMS.
[20:31] <WA-2000> VERBOTEN!!! VERBOTEN!!
[20:31] <WA-2000> STOP!!!
[20:32] * Reisen Udongein Inaba stops
[20:33] <WA-2000> >__<;;
[20:33] <WA-2000> ...I have something in the shed you can use on this in the meantime. I can't let you drive around in this current state.
[20:34] <WA-2000> Five dollars? That's all you have?
[20:34] * Reisen Udongein Inaba nods sullenly.
[20:34] * WA-2000 sighs loudly. "Just pull up out of the way and I'll see what I can do."
[20:35] * Reisen Udongein Inaba slowly drives her car off-screen.
[20:39] * SHATNER (Deepfake) starts to drive up and pulls to a stop at one of the gas pumps. Shatner gets out and starts refilling. In the meantime, they both watch as a small propeller-driven airplane slowly flies low overhead. It's clearly a crop-duster aircraft, and as if flies past everyone catches sight of who's piloting it!
[20:39] <Sopmod-2> :D
[20:40] <WA-2000> That Sopmod-2 certainly enjoys piloting that machine.
[20:41] <WA-2000> Oh Rack, is there anything I can do for you?
[20:41] <SHATNER (Deepfake)> Oh no, you just carry on.
[20:43] * WA-2000 nods and walks towards the doorway of a corrugated tin shed surrounded by various auto parts. Wow, this is NOT the kind of clean and tidy environment you'd normally see a T-Doll like WA-2000 working in.
[20:43] * WA-2000 goes inside and starts looking around at the various bits and pieces of auto parts, focusing on spare tires she has in stock.
[20:44] * WA-2000 looks in a corner.
[20:44] <WA-2000> ...
[20:44] * Prairie Kit looks right back at her!!
[20:45] <Prairie Kit> :3
[20:45] <WA-2000> How did you get in here? OUT!!!!
[20:45] * WA-2000 kicks dirt at the Prairie Kit!
[20:45] <Prairie Kit> >:(
[20:45] * Prairie Kit quickly dashes out of the open doorway.
[20:46] <WA-2000> Let's see...
[20:47] * WA-2000 gets back to examining the tires and looks at one in particular, running her fingers over it. "I should be selling this one for at least $15 dollars! What an unconscionable loss..." T__T
[20:47] * WA-2000 is brushing the dust off of the tire and runs her hand inside of it...then yelps and pulls her hand away!!
[20:48] *** Another Prairie Fox pokes its head out and SNAPS at her!
[20:48] <Prairie Fox> >:[
[20:48] <WA-2000> GOTT EN HIMMEL!!!
[20:49] * WA-2000 goes into full Southern Yokel mode and SPITS some chewing tobacco at the Prairie Kit, nailing it directly in its little forehead and knocking it backwards with a squeak of surprise and dismay!
[20:50] <WA-2000> Take that, you little pest!
[20:50] * WA-2000 gets up and rolls the tire out.
[20:50] <Prairie Fox> >:[
[20:51] <Prairie Fox> RRRRRRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
[21:07] * Prairie Fox glares at the door as WA-2000 closes it behind her.
[21:10] *** AND PAUSE HERE FOR THE NIGHT! We shall continue at the same time tomorrow.
[21:15] *** Good night and I'll see you all then. Take care.
[18:01] *** The film prepares to resume!
[18:04] *** BEGINS THE MOVIE SIGN COUNTDOWN!!!
[18:05] *** The scene begins with a lone car crossing over a bridge and heading into the town. Behind the steering wheel is none other thaaaaaaaaan...
[18:05] *** Negev has joined #suburbansenshi3
[18:05] <@spiritflame> konbanwa Negev
[18:06] <Negev> ^___^
[18:07] * Negev drives into town, drives past all of the preparations everyone's making for the town fair coming up, and eventually stops at the gas station, pulling up beside SHATNER!
[18:08] * SHATNER (Deepfake) is currently checking his oil.
[18:08] * Negev is checking herself out in her vanity mirror and fixing her hair.
[18:10] * Negev looks over at Shatner.
[18:10] <Negev> ...Would you fill it up, please?
[18:10] <SHATNER (Deepfake)> <__<
[18:10] * SHATNER (Deepfake) looks a little confused and comes on over.
[18:11] <Negev> And when you check under the hood, please don't get any grease all over the paint.
[18:11] <SHATNER (Deepfake)> WEll no ma'am, wouldn't wanna do that.
[18:11] <SHATNER (Deepfake)> This here sure is a nice car. Must go really fast. ^__^
[18:11] <Negev> Uhhh, yes!
[18:12] <Negev> Is there a hotel in town?
[18:13] <SHATNER (Deepfake)> Well yes. Head on down that way and you'll see a sign saying Bundeswehr Lodge. MG3 will fix you up.
[18:13] <Negev> Thank you. ^__^
[18:13] * Negev gets up out of her car and looks around. "Where's your ladies' room?"
[18:16] <SHATNER (Deepfake)> Well, you go around the building thar and turn left at the end. It's on the left-hand side, but it's out of order. Been that way ever since a stray round from the battle with the Kumihos tore through it. The men's room is okay. I'll show you the way! Stand guard if you want!
[18:17] <Negev> No thank you, I'll manage just fine. ^__^;
[18:17] * Negev walks off, not noticing the big grin spreading on Shatner's face.
[18:18] * WA-2000 walks up.
[18:18] <WA-2000> Oh, Rack. Is it true that the UMP Sisters are having trouble out there?
[18:19] <SHATNER (Deepfake)> Oh it's nothing. Go ahead and fill this girl's tank up and check the oil...and don't get no grease on the paint!!
[18:19] * SHATNER (Deepfake) starts getting back into his truck.
[18:20] <WA-2000> All right...where is she?
[18:20] <SHATNER (Deepfake)> She's in the men's room!
[18:20] * SHATNER (Deepfake) starts to drive away.
[18:20] <WA-2000> HEY WAIT! WHAT'S SHE DOING IN THE MEN'S ROOM?!
[18:21] <SHATNER (Deepfake)> WHY DON'T YOU ASK HER?
[18:23] *** The scene switches to a more wooded area, and Negev has resumed driving. She turns off the main road and heads onto a dirt road, going past a sign announcing the "Bundeswehr Lodge".
[18:25] * Negev keeps driving along. The woods aren't very lush, but far from arid or sparse, and there's a fairly nice stream running beside the road. Eventually she pulls up to a medium-sized country lodge.
[18:27] * Negev knocks on the door.
[18:27] <Voice from above> Looking for someone?
[18:28] * Voice from above has a distinct German accent! Negev looks up to see busty and striking young lady!
[18:29] * Voice from above is now known as MG3
[18:29] <Negev> I was told in town that I could rent a cabin here.
[18:30] * MG3 comes down the ladder she'd been standing on as she'd been pruning back some branches.
[18:30] <MG3> Das is correct.
[18:32] <MG3> I'm MG3, and welcome of the Bundeswehr Lodge. It is a pleasure to have you. Keep in mind that in a few weeks the prices here will be going up since the county fair will be taking place.
[18:32] <MG3> We have to make our money any way we can.
[18:33] <MG3> Breakfast WILL be served between the hours of 7 and 9 in the morning, no later than that. The BAR will be open until midnight, so help yourself.
[18:33] <Negev> I think I'll take one of the cabins.
[18:34] <Negev> Do you know where I can find a Doctor Robert Hanson?
[18:34] <MG3> You mean Rack?
[18:34] <MG3> His office is not too far south of here. Are you a friend of his?
[18:35] <Negev> No, I'm not
[18:35] <MG3> You soon will be! :D
[18:36] *** The scene ends with MG3 leading Negev to a small, wooden cabin, then switches over to a semi-official looking building where the voiceover makes it sound like someone important in talking.
[18:37] * RO-635 is sitting outside on the porch.
[18:38] * SHATNER (Deepfake) voiceover - "Just settle down. I called the university three times. They said they're sending someone today."
[18:39] * SHATNER (Deepfake) comes outside onto the porch, looking a little preturbed.
[18:40] <RO-635> Are you going to recommend shutting down the UMP Sisters? 45's going to be mad as anything.
[18:40] * SHATNER (Deepfake) is holding an ENTIRE six-pack of beer.
[18:41] * SHATNER (Deepfake) takes a can and tosses it to RO-635
[18:41] * SHATNER (Deepfake) sees a car driving up.
[18:42] <RO-635> Looks like the mayor's arriving.
[18:45] * RO-635 and Shatner watch as the car pulls to a stop and out hops a PARTICULARLY striking and eye-catching T-Doll!!
[18:45] *** AK-47 has joined #suburbansenshi3
[18:45] <@spiritflame> konbanwa AK-47
[18:47] * AK-47 walks over.
[18:47] <AK-47> Rack!!! :D
[18:48] <AK-47> What's this I've heard about you possibly putting the UMP Ranch under quarantine? With the county fair only three weeks away, that's very serious.
[18:49] * SHATNER (Deepfake) is still on the porch, drinking one of the other beers.
[18:50] <AK-47> In a small town like this, word would get around very quickly. We need to be careful about rumors.
[18:51] <AK-47> We cannot afford anything interfering with that fair.
[18:51] <SHATNER (Deepfake)> Sounds like you need a beer.
[18:51] * SHATNER (Deepfake) holds out the remaining four beers on the sox-pack.
[18:51] <AK-47> Ah! Many thanks, comrade!
[18:52] * AK-47 takes ALL FOUR BEERS AND CHUGS ONE OF THEM DOWN IN LESS THAN FIVE SECONDS.
[18:54] <AK-47> Here's what I have in mind. Do what you can at the UMP Ranch, but keep it to yourself for now until you're absolutely certain about what's happened.
[18:54] <RO-635> Low profile?
[18:54] <AK-47> Exactly!
[18:57] *** Another car approaches. The driver seems to have pretty lush, thick PINK hair!
[18:57] <AK-47> Who's that coming up?
[18:57] <SHATNER (Deepfake)> Not sure.
[18:58] * Negev starts walking up towards them! And Shatner tries to sneak out of sight.
[18:59] <Negev> Hello, I'm Negev. I was told I could find a Doctor Robert Hanson here?
[18:59] <RO-635> Hello. I'm RO-635, the sheriff, and this here is our mayor AK-47.
[19:00] <RO-635> And Rack is standing right over there.
[19:00] <SHATNER (Deepfake)> >__>;
[19:00] * Negev goes over to Shatner.
[19:00] <Negev> Excuse me.
[19:01] * SHATNER (Deepfake) slooooooooowly turns to face Negev with a big s[BLEEP]t-eating grin on his face.
[19:01] <Negev> ...You!
[19:02] <SHATNER (Deepfake)> Who? Me?
[19:02] <SHATNER (Deepfake)> ^___^;
[19:03] <Negev> ....I'm from the Department of Science and Entomology at the university.
[19:04] <Negev> You submitted some blood samples, urine samples, and a smear.
[19:04] * Negev pulls out a file and hands the whole thing to Shatner. "You should look these over. You have a serious problem."
[19:05] <SHATNER (Deepfake)> How serious a problem?
[19:06] <AK-47> Does that mean we'll have a quarantine?
[19:08] <Negev> No...at least not from the preliminary findings. Not yet at least.
[19:08] <AK-47> GREAT!! That's great! Time to celebrate!
[19:09] <AK-47> If you'll all excuse me, I must return to town.
[19:10] * AK-47 heads out, leaving Negev and RO-635 with Shatner.
[19:11] <RO-635> If you don't mind me asking, what DID kill that calf?
[19:11] <Negev> Venom. A massive dose of venom.
[19:11] <RO-635> Venom?
[19:11] <SHATNER (Deepfake)> Are you trying to tell me that calf was brought down by a snakebite?
[19:12] <Negev> No. I'm telling you that calf was brought down by a completely new type of venom unknown to science.
[19:13] * SHATNER (Deepfake) and RO-635 both giggle a little.
[19:13] <SHATNER (Deepfake)> You're serious.
[19:14] <SHATNER (Deepfake)> You want me to believe that a 200-pound calf was killed by...what? If it wasn't a snake or a spider, what could it have been?
[19:15] <Negev> I don't particularly care what you believe. ^___^
[19:16] <Negev> However I would like to count on your full cooperation. I would like to see the carcass and visit the UMP Ranch as soon as possible.
[19:17] <SHATNER (Deepfake)> The carcass is here in the freezer. And we can visit the UMP Ranch in the morning.
[19:17] <Negev> ...That'll be fine.
[19:17] * Negev starts to walk off.
[19:17] <Negev> Oh, by the way, I'm staying at....
[19:18] <Negev> ...But you know where I'm staying since you were kind enough to send me there.
[19:18] <SHATNER (Deepfake)> How would you like to have some dinner tonight?
[19:19] <Negev> I probably will. I'll see you tomorrow. ^___^
[19:19] * Negev just WALKS AWAY!!
[19:21] *** The scene switched back to the Bundeswehr Lodge
[19:22] <MG3> So how'd you make out in town today>
[19:22] <MG3> Did you find Rack?
[19:22] <Negev> Yes. And the Mayor and the Sheriff too.
[19:24] <MG3> The mayor is a character to say the least.
[19:24] <MG3> RO-635, we all like her. Very precise and efficient. ^__^
[19:26] * Negev looks over to see a couple other people seated at a nearby table. HEY! IT'S AN-94 AND AK-12!!!!
[19:28] <MG3> I forgot to introduce you to these two fine sisters. AN-94 and AK-12.
[19:28] <MG3> They drove up in that fancy motor home you saw outside.
[19:29] <AN-94> We're just touring the region and figured we'd stop here for a few days.
[19:30] <Ak-12> We're also testing out our vehicle. We both invested in some customized modifications in its design.
[19:31] <AN-94> And we paid for it all with our work in chemicals.
[19:32] <AK-12> Now we're just looking to lay low for a bit. ^__^
[19:33] <Negev> Time for me to turn in for the night. Good night to you all.
[19:33] * Negev heads out to her cabin. Over the course of the next few minutes, the audience is treated to various scenes of Negev undressing and preparing to take a shower~!
[19:35] *** The camera SLOOOOOOOOOWLY makes its way back over the desk as Negev gets naked and gets into the shower.
[19:36] *** A lone Prairie Fox is hopping up onto the desk's chair, and climbing INTO one of the drawers!!!
[19:38] * Negev finishes her shower, wraps herself in a towel, and comes back out into the main room. She seems to be humming SOMETHING about fox-boys and smiling a little TOO happily.
[19:38] <Negev> Oh? What's this?
[19:38] * Negev looks down to see....
[19:38] <Prairie Fox> o__o
[19:39] <Negev> What are YOU doing here?
[19:40] * Negev quickly picks up the Prairie Kit by the scruff of its little neck, moving so swiftly it can't react in time. She supports its tiny body with her other hand and leans in closer to peer at it.
[19:40] <Prairie Kit> o____o
[19:41] <Negev> How'd you get inside here? Sneaky little thing.
[19:41] <Negev> Should should be outside.
[19:42] * Negev goes over to the door, opens it, and carefully puts the Prairie Kit on the ground, giving it a gentle nudge with her foot. "Now go back home to your den. Or go down by the stream and dig a new one for yourself."
[19:43] * Prairie Kit scampers off.
[19:43] *** The scene switches AGAIN!!! Sheesh, Alexianna!
[19:44] *** Anyway, it's now daytime and we're all back at the UMP Ranch, with UMP-45 standing in the middle of the courtyard.
[19:44] <UMP-45> WOOOOOOOOOOOO!! WOOOOOOOOOOOO!
[19:44] <UMP-45> Come on, Doggo! Get on back here! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
[19:46] <UMP-45> DOGGO!! WOOOOOOO! Get on over here
[19:46] <UMP-9> Still no sign of him?
[19:47] <UMP-45> Nope. It's been way too long.
[19:48] <UMP-9> Hey, here comes company.
[19:48] * UMP-9 points down the road at a pickup truck approaching.
[19:49] * SHATNER (Deepfake) pulls to a halt, and he and Negev both get out and walk up to the UMP sisters.
[19:50] <UMP-45> Rack, did you hear from the university yet?
[19:50] <SHATNER (Deepfake)> I'd like you to meet, Negev. She's from there.
[19:51] <Negev> I'm sorry to hear about your calf. I examined it earlier. It was a fine looking animal.
[19:51] *** Suddenly, there's a piercing SCREEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAM!!!! And UMP-9 rushes up!
[19:52] *** Yup, UMP-9 just HAD to get in her bid for "Scream Queen" in this flick.
[19:52] <UMP-9> 45! 45! I found Doggo!!! He's dead! Come quick!!
[19:53] * SHATNER (Deepfake) , Negev, and UMP-45 all join UMP-9 in rushing over to one of the other farm buildings. Running into a small corral, they quickly find the dog lying motionless on its side.
[19:55] * SHATNER (Deepfake) and Negev quickly start examining the dog.
[19:55] *** Insert dramatic music as Negev and Shatner make some experiments and tests.
[19:56] <Negev> It would appear...
[19:56] <Negev> ...this one died the same way the calf did.
[19:56] <UMP-45> I guess the next step is to destroy my stock... >__<
[19:57] <UMP-45> You might as well put guns to both our heads while you're at it.
[19:57] <Negev> No, your stock isn't dying from any kind of plague.
[19:58] <Negev> Both of your animals died from massive exposure to some kind of venom.
[19:58] <SHATNER (Deepfake)> There you go again. There's no way a spider or snake could kill an animal the size of a steer.
[19:58] <Negev> Maybe one can't but what about a few dozen?
[19:59] <UMP-9> Do you think this has anything to do with the Fox Hill?
[19:59] <SHATNER (Deepfake)> .............
[19:59] <Negev> ...........
[19:59] <Negev> WHAT??!
[20:00] <SHATNER (Deepfake)> WHAT??!
[20:01] <UMP-9> We had a GIGANTIC problem with foxes a while ago. When I was looking for our dog, I saw something out in one of the fields and watched it for over an hour.
[20:02] *** Everyone moves out to one of the pastures where they find a LARGE MOUND of packed dirt, and in it and around it are MULTIPLE holes and tunnels all burrowed throughout it.
[20:03] *** Peering out at them are dozens of pairs of little eyes, watching their every move with great caution and wariness.
[20:04] * Negev is taking pictures. "I've never seen anything like this before! A communal Fox den!? This is unheard of!"
[20:05] <SHATNER (Deepfake)> Gives me the creeps. How many you figure are in here?
[20:06] <Negev> Judging by the size of this mound, how many we see up here, and how far down fox dens can sometimes go...there could be well over a hundred in there.
[20:07] <UMP-45> You wanna know how many is in there?!
[20:07] * UMP-45 brings out her gun! "I'LL SHOW YOU HOW MANY IS IN THERE!!" >:[
[20:08] * SHATNER (Deepfake) and UMP-9 try to calm down 45 while Negev keeps taking pictures.
[20:08] <Negev> Can one of you bring me an empty coffee can with a lid?
[20:08] <Negev> I'm going to take one of these to examine.
[20:10] *** The Prairie Kits all stare at Negev for a moment, then simultaneously VANISH underground.
[20:10] <Negev> ....!
[20:10] <SHATNER (Deepfake)> ...!
[20:10] <SHATNER (Deepfake)> Well that's damned strange.
[20:11] <Negev> Can you show me the area where your calf was first attacked?
[20:11] <UMP-45> All right. Follow us.
[20:12] <SHATNER (Deepfake)> 45? If you'll drive Miss Negev here back to town, I need to get going. I'm a half-hour late for seeing my girl.
[20:13] * SHATNER (Deepfake) turns to face Negev. "Now, I KNOW you're going to have dinner tonight. How about we have it together this time?"
[20:13] <Negev> Well, it sounds like we both have very busy schedules. ^___^
[20:13] * Negev walks away.
[20:13] <SHATNER (Deepfake)> :/
[20:14] *** The scene switches AGAIN, with Shatner pulling in at a small cabin. Outside, hanging up some laundry is none other than STG-44 (and she makes quite the comely frauline too).
[20:15] <STG-44> :D
[20:15] *** Someone else dashes towards Shatner! "Uncle Rack! Uncle Rack!
[20:15] *** Chibi-Nat [SilentSorceress@EnclaveFedCom.Net] has joined #suburbansenshi3
[20:15] <@spiritflame> konbanwa Chibi-Nat
[20:16] * Chibi-Nat skips up to Shatner, wearing a cute little dress with an equally cute cowboy hat to match.
[20:17] <Chibi-Nat> =^ ^=
[20:17] <SHATNER (Deepfake)> Hey honey! ^__^
[20:17] <Chibi-Nat> You're late! And our cat ran away!
[20:17] <SHATNER (Deepfake)> Ooooooh, your cat ran away?
[20:18] <SHATNER (Deepfake)> Hopefully it'll come back. Cats like to prowl around.
[20:18] <STG-44> Like some other people I know! ^__^
[20:19] <Chibi-Nat> You wanna have a tea party now?
[20:20] <SHATNER (Deepfake)> You better believe it! You think I'd miss a chance to spend time with the prettiest little girl in all of Arizona? Not on a bet!
[20:20] <SHATNER (Deepfake)> You go set it up and I'll be right with you.
[20:20] * SHATNER (Deepfake) goes over to STG-44
[20:20] <STG-44> I'm so sorry about the other day. T__T
[20:20] <SHATNER (Deepfake)> Don't know what you're talking about.
[20:22] <STG-44> Rack, you're a funny man. You won't BE with your brother's wife, but you take care of her like you were. Isn't that like buying the cow and giving the milk away?
[20:22] <SHATNER (Deepfake)> If you don't quit pestering me, one of these mornings I'm gonna show up...
[20:22] <SHATNER (Deepfake)> ...and I'm gonna MILK that cow!
[20:23] <STG-44> ^____^ Make sure your hands are warm!
[20:24] * STG-44 and Shatner smile and stare longingly into each other's eyes...and Shatner playfully reaches up and makes gropey-hands
[20:25] *** The scene switches AGAIN. The time is sometime later the same day, and Shatner is driving out onto the main highway.
[20:26] * SHATNER (Deepfake) stops at the road, and Negev drives past him, honking.
[20:26] <SHATNER (Deepfake)> :D
[20:26] * SHATNER (Deepfake) starts driving AFTER her!
[20:27] * SHATNER (Deepfake) pulls around ahead of Negev's car, honking.
[20:28] * Negev finally pulls over and stops.
[20:28] <Negev> >:/
[20:30] * Negev gets out of her car. "Well, you definitely have a convenient way of showing up, don't you?"
[20:30] <SHATNER (Deepfake)> ^___^
[20:30] <Negev> What? No girlfriend?
[20:30] <Negev> Oooooh, what's that phrase used out here? Wham, Bam, Thank You Maam?
[20:31] <SHATNER (Deepfake)> ^___^
[20:31] <SHATNER (Deepfake)> You're kind of pretty for a girl.
[20:31] <Negev> WEll, thank you doctor.
[20:31] <SHATNER (Deepfake)> ...Where are you going?
[20:31] <Negev> Oh........dinner.
[20:32] <SHATNER (Deepfake)> ....Don't mind if I do!
[20:32] * SHATNER (Deepfake) hugs Negev and picks her up!
[20:32] <Negev> HUH?!
[20:33] * SHATNER (Deepfake) starts putting Negev in her own passenger seat and gets behind the wheel!
[20:33] <SHATNER (Deepfake)> Buckle up, honey!
[20:33] * SHATNER (Deepfake) starts DRIVING!
[20:36] *** The scene switches to the inside of a rather nice country restaurant. Shatner and Negev have a window seat, and are being served coffee by none other than SPRINGFIELD!!!!
[20:37] <Springfield> Would either of you like anything from the bar as well? ^__^
[20:38] <Negev> Anything HE orders will be just fine with me, dahhhhhhh-ling.
[20:38] <SHATNER (Deepfake)> ^____^
[20:38] <SHATNER (Deepfake)> How'd it go over at the UMP Sisters?
[20:39] <SHATNER (Deepfake)> I gotta tell you, I'm still skeptical about the whole venom thing.
[20:40] <Negev> ...Would you be less skeptical if a MAN had told you? >:(
[20:41] <SHATNER (Deepfake)> Hey, the only person who's uptight about you being a woman is you. When I went to the university I looked you up the same day. They say no one's better in your field than YOU. If you have proof backing up your theory, I'll believe it 100%
[20:42] <Negev> Cowboy psychology?
[20:42] <Negev> How DID you ever get a name like Rack?
[20:43] <SHATNER (Deepfake)> Ohhh...from my brother. He was younger than me. Best pool-playing jerk you've ever seen.
[20:44] <SHATNER (Deepfake)> He never liked to work as a kid. Not like me, and I used to kid him about it. I'd say "you're never going to have enough money to spend on the girls on the weekends!!"
[20:45] <SHATNER (Deepfake)> Every Friday night...I'll be damned if he didn't get me into a game of pool, and he'd beat me for EVERYTHING I'd earned.
[20:45] <SHATNER (Deepfake)> And he'd laaaaaaugh and he'd laugh! And he'd say "RACK 'EM!"
[20:45] <SHATNER (Deepfake)> And the name kinda stuck
[20:46] <SHATNER (Deepfake)> And people started calling me "Rack".
[20:46] <Negev> XD
[20:46] <Negev> he doesn't live around here, does he?
[20:47] <SHATNER (Deepfake)> No...he got killed in 'Nam. Second day there.
[20:47] <SHATNER (Deepfake)> That girl I told you I had to go see?
[20:48] <SHATNER (Deepfake)> That's his little daughter.
[20:48] <SHATNER (Deepfake)> I kind of look after her and her mother.
[20:48] <SHATNER (Deepfake)> Now, those reports of yours...both of those animals died of some kind of venom.
[20:49] <SHATNER (Deepfake)> But the only animals we found in any big numbers out there were those Prairie Kits.
[20:49] <Negev> UMP-45 about went crazy when she saw them. Why?
[20:50] <SHATNER (Deepfake)> This town had a BAD incident with Prairie Kits a while ago. A huge swarm of them. Someone tried using some kind of experimental drug on them to change them and thin out their numbers...
[20:51] <SHATNER (Deepfake)> But it just went all wrong. THOSE got taken care of, those wound up being called the Kumihos, but there were rumors afterwards that some either got away or came out different than the others
[20:52] <Negev> When I checked out their dog, I found that it was covered with tiny bite marks made by something with incredibly sharp teeth.
[20:53] <Negev> The bites themselves weren't deadly, but there must have been something in the saliva that was actually toxic.
[20:54] <Negev> And the bite marks were all canid in origin. The Prairie Kits are the ONLY creatures small enough, and close enough to the ranch, to have made them.
[20:55] <SHATNER (Deepfake)> But foxes aren't naturally communal. Sure, they pair bond and are close with their offspring, but what we saw was a whole colony of them!
[20:57] <Negev> Maybe some of the survivors of that previous incident you mentioned adapted. Under extreme circumstances, especially if they'd been chemically experimented on, they might have made radical changes in their nature in order to have a greater chance of survival.
[20:58] <Negev> Maybe that's exactly what's happened here.
[20:58] <Negev> Your "kumihos" may have returned in a new form.
[20:59] <Negev> That and maybe food.
[21:00] <Negev> Through the excessive use of insecticides in this region, the food they normally would have hunted has been depleted. So now they're becoming more aggressive.
[21:00] <SHATNER (Deepfake)> Okay, I completely believe you now. Question now is how do we get rid of them?
[21:01] <Negev> Let's get back to my cabin and go over all of the pictures and data I collected today. Maybe we'll find something.
[21:04] *** PAUSE HERE FOR NOW AS IT'S GETTING LATE. And I still have to work in the morning.
[21:04] *** THE EVENT WILL CONTINUE AT THE SAME TIME TOMORROW, SO I LOOK FORWARD TO ENTERTAINING YOU ALL AGAIN!
[21:04] *** Good night and take care.
[18:04] *** The MST3K style startup montage begins to cycle up!
[18:05] * SHATNER (Deepfake) and Negev are both back at her cabin where....!!!!
[18:06] * Negev is developing a bunch of photographs she took earlier while Shatner looks as some of the ones she developed earlier.
[18:07] *** One of the pictures has UMP-9 kneeling beside the Kit-mound, acting as scale and...WAIT, ARE THE PRAIRIE KITS PHOTOBOMBING
[18:09] *** Another photograph clearly shows UMP-45 DABBING WITH THE KITS!!
[18:12] * SHATNER (Deepfake) comes over to look over Negev's shoulder, and gets QUITE close.
[18:13] <Negev> This here is the most incredible thing I've ever seen. These foxes are acting completely communal! Like Prairie Dogs.
[18:15] <Negev> Look at this picture here. Normally foxes of different family groups will sometimes KILL lone baby foxes in order to reduce competition for their own offspring, but here they're obviously raising ALL of their babies mutually! It's like they've adopted the characteristics of wolves now!
[18:16] <SHATNER (Deepfake)> Maybe they all fell in love?
[18:17] * SHATNER (Deepfake) tries to move in closer for that kiss~!
[18:17] * Negev takes a step back!
[18:18] * Negev almost TRIPS as she notices something inside her camera bag leap out and POUNCE onto Shatner!!!
[18:18] <Prairie Kit> >:[
[18:18] <SHATNER (Deepfake)> Gah!
[18:19] * Negev quickly removes the Prairie Kit from Shatner's leg and carries it over to the table to examine it closer. It immediately squirms HARD in her grasp, hissing and snapping at her fingers.
[18:19] <Negev> Aggressive!
[18:19] <SHATNER (Deepfake)> o__O
[18:20] <Negev> And it acted more like an ambush predator than a opportunistic scavenger!
[18:21] <Negev> I also checked the papers earlier. Did you know there have been over thirty missing pet reports in the past month?
[18:21] <SHATNER (Deepfake)> ...My niece. She said her cat ran away recently.
[18:22] * Negev is sticking a cotton swab into the Prairie Kit's mouth. It DOESN'T want to cooperate.
[18:23] <Negev> First thing in the morning I'm going to send this off to the lab for analysis.
[18:23] <SHATNER (Deepfake)> What about the Kit Mound? Was that the only one you all found?
[18:24] <Negev> Yes. Maybe we should burn it?
[18:24] * Negev puts the Prairie Kit into her camera bag and zips it shut, trapping the Kit inside.
[18:25] * SHATNER (Deepfake) gives Negev that grin again as he moves in closer to her...
[18:25] * Negev seems a little more receptive this time. ^__~
[18:28] *** As Negev and Shatner are distracted with each other, the camera pans down to the camera bag, where the Kit inside is struggling like crazy and has begun to nip and chew a hole near the zipper!
[18:28] *** Suddenly, it manages to push its teeny head through and squirms out!
[18:29] <Prairie Kit> >:D
[18:29] * SHATNER (Deepfake) suddenly reaches down and picks up the Kit by the scuff of its neck.
[18:29] <SHATNER (Deepfake)> Where are you going, you little mother?
[18:30] <SHATNER (Deepfake)> Persistent! Maybe we should burn that mound tonight?
[18:30] <Negev> ...Maybe we should. Let
[18:30] <Negev> Let's get going.
[18:32] *** The scene switches back to the UMP Ranch. Shatner brakes to a halt, and he and Negev quickly get out. The two of them walk over to the UMP sisters, who are BOTH loading up their guns AND several gasoline cans!
[18:32] <SHATNER (Deepfake)> Hey there, 45.
[18:33] <UMP-45> We're going to burn that fox mound, Rack. Whether you like it or not.
[18:34] <SHATNER (Deepfake)> We're here for the same reason. Let's burn it down.
[18:35] *** Everyone walks out onto the field where the Kit Mound is located, then UMP-45 stops and begins looking around.
[18:36] <Negev> What's wrong?
[18:36] <SHATNER (Deepfake)> I've never heard it so quiet before.
[18:37] <UMP-45> 9, did you leave any cattle out here?
[18:37] <UMP-9> Nnooooooo? <__<;
[18:38] *** SUDDENLY, A CRAZED COW BURSTS OUT OF THE DARKNESS AND GALLOPS RIGHT THROUGH ALL FOUR OF THEM, HOWLING AS ONLY A COW CAN HOWL!!!
[18:39] * UMP-9 and UMP-45 are knocked aside!
[18:39] * SHATNER (Deepfake) manages to pull Negev out of the way before either of them can get gored!
[18:40] *** The cow slumps to the ground, mooing in MASS distress as the last of its strength gives out.
[18:41] *** Everyone comes over to see that the cow is COVERED in PRAIRIE KITS!!! They're all clinging tightly to its hide and are nibbling VIGOROUSLY on it! The cow just couldn't dislodge any of them!
[18:42] <Prairie Kit> Yum-yum meat!!
[18:42] <Random Prairie Kit #2> Fresh!
[18:43] <Random Prairie Kit #3> Needs cheese!
[18:43] <SHATNER (Deepfake)> !!!!
[18:43] <SHATNER (Deepfake)> It's dying!
[18:45] <SHATNER (Deepfake)> And there's nothing I can do.
[18:45] <UMP-45> That's our bull!
[18:45] <UMP-9> Are you all right, 45?
[18:46] <UMP-45> Let's jut burn that mound!
[18:47] <Negev > We need to study this further! What's happening here is something that's never occurred before in recorded science!
[18:47] <UMP-9> Are you crazy, lady?
[18:47] <UMP-9> This place is the home of my sister and I. And no damn FOXES are going to run us out.
[18:48] *** Negev and Shatner follow the UMP Sisters out towards the Kit Mound.
[18:49] <SHATNER (Deepfake)> Losing that bull is going to break the sisters for sure.
[18:49] <Negev> I'm getting scared.
[18:50] <Negev> If those foxes could go after a full-grown bull AND bring it down, what's to stop them from going after something else? Like US?
[18:50] * UMP-45 and UMP-9 approach the mound.
[18:51] <Prairie Kits> o__o o__o o__o o__o o__o o__o
[18:51] * UMP-9 and UMP-45 start pouring out the gasoline!
[18:52] <Prairie Kits> O__O O__O O__O O__O O__O O__O
[18:52] * Prairie Kits duck back underground, chattering and gekkering!
[18:54] * UMP-45 and UMP-9 light torches and ignite the gasoline, setting the WHOLE top of the mound on fire and igniting the fuel that got down inside the tunnels.
[18:54] *** Multiple Stunt-Plushies™ writhe and squeal as they aren't able to get away fast enough!
[18:55] * UMP-45 and UMP-9 spread out a little, level their guns, and start firing indiscriminately!!!!
[18:56] <UMP-45> ♦ Verbrenne dich Dämonenfüchse! Brenn in der Hölle!!
[18:57] <UMP-9> ♦ DIE! DIE RUNNING DOGS OF THE CRYPTO-FASCIST WARMONGERS!!!
[19:00] *** As the mound burns and the UMP Sisters gun down anything trying to run out and away, the camera pans away from the fire and centers on a field of loose dirt a short distance away.
[19:00] *** A Prairie Kit pushes its head up through the loose soil, then quickly burrows the rest of the way out and chambers out.
[19:02] *** Immediately, a long string of other Prairie Kits quickly climb out as well, each of them carrying a baby Kit in their mouth as dozens, then hundreds of Prairie Kits escape deeper into the night unseen by anyone.
[19:04] *** The scene switches to morning, and Shatner and Negev are pulling up in the driveway at STG-44's house. Getting out, Shatner and Negev are quickly met by STG-44 and Chibi-Nat!
[19:04] <Chibi-Nat> Hi! I'm Nata! Are you Uncle Rack's new girl? =^ ^=
[19:04] <SHATNER (Deepfake)> Hey now!
[19:04] <STG-44> ^__^;
[19:05] <STG-44> I'm STG-44, Nata's mother. Good to know you.
[19:06] <Chibi-Nat> Come on out back! Let's play!
[19:06] * Chibi-Nat takes hold of Negev's hand and eagerly tugs her. :D
[19:07] <STG-44> Are you going to be here in town very long? ^__^
[19:08] <Negev> I don't know. I could be here a while.
[19:08] <Negev> It's so beautiful out here, I feel like I'm ditching work. What if those lab results come back while we're out here?
[19:09] <SHATNER (Deepfake)> Awww, don't worry about it.
[19:12] <SHATNER (Deepfake)> This is the day I take Nata out for a ride in the countryside. And YOU'RE coming with us. ^___^
[19:13] <STG-44> ^___^;;
[19:13] <STG-44> Welcome aboard!
[19:14] * SHATNER (Deepfake) moves in closer to STG-44. "Is it all right?"
[19:14] <STG-44> Sure! Vunderbar! She seems like a really nice lady. ^___________^
[19:15] * STG-44 hurries inside the house and shuts the door behind her.
[19:16] * SHATNER (Deepfake) smiles obliviously as there comes from inside the house several MASSIVE crashes.
[19:17] <STG-44> ♦ Ich werde sie töten! Ich schwöre, ich werde sie töten !!
[19:20] <STG-44> ♦ Wie kann es die pinkhaarige Stadthure wagen, hier rauszukommen und zu versuchen, MEIN ZUKÜNFTIGER MANN zu stehlen!?!
[19:21] * SHATNER (Deepfake) ignores all of this as he heads after Negev and Chibi-Nat and prepares to help them saddle the horses!
[19:26] *** The scene switches to a series of panoramic shots of Shatner, Negev, and Chibi-Nat on horseback riding slowly through the hills and countryside of the majestic American Southwest. This MUST have been shot on site because there's no place similar inside Gensokyo, and none of the other worlds of the Federation has any place similar OR safe enough for making something as minor as a comedy movie.
[19:35] *** Meanwhile, UMP-9 is walking with UMP-45 out to their truck. UMP-45 doesn't look good as she got slammed badly by the bull last night.
[19:35] * UMP-9 helps UMP-45 into the truck. "Are you sure you don't want me to come in with you?"
[19:36] <UMP-45> I can manage it. Besides, I'm going to need to speak with a bunch of people after I see the doctor.
[19:36] <UMP-9> :<
[19:37] <UMP-45> We survived the Kumihos last time. We'll survive this assault too.
[19:37] * UMP-45 starts the engine. "Just stay away from that field for today."
[19:37] * UMP-45 drives away.
[19:38] *** Back with Shatner and Negev, they're all stopping and dismounting from the horse.
[19:38] <Chibi-Nat> I'm hungry! What do we have to eat?
[19:38] <SHATNER (Deepfake)> Well, we've got plenty! Now you go spread the blanket while Negev and I go for a walk.
[19:38] <Chibi-Nat> :D
[19:39] * Negev looks off in the distance at a road about a mile away and sees a vehicle driving along it. "Hey, isn't that the UMP sister's truck?"
[19:40] <SHATNER (Deepfake)> Hmmm, sure is. It's probably one of them going in to see AK-47 or RO-635 about the bull they've lost.
[19:40] *** The scene cuts down to UMP-45 as she's driving along.
[19:41] <UMP-45> ...........
[19:41] * UMP-45 isn't saying anything, and puts a music casette into the player. HOLY S[BLEEP]T, IS THAT AN ACTUAL 8-TRACK SHE'S GOT IN HER HAND?!
[19:42] * UMP-45 shifts in her seat, not noticing something climbing up from the space directly behind seats.
[19:42] <Prairie Kit> o__o
[19:44] * Prairie Kits start to creep out from behind and underneath the seats!
[19:48] * UMP-45 ignores the 8-track and turns on the radio instead. She grins as THIS PLAYS
[19:49] * UMP-45 suddenly starts FREAKING OUT as several Prairie Kits LEAP onto her and CLAMP ON TIGHT!!!
[19:50] <Prairie Kits> >3 >[color=red}:3 >3 >[color=red}:3 >[color=red}:[/color]3
[19:51] <Prairie Kits> >:3 >:3 >:3 >:3 >:3
[19:51] <UMP-45> AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH~!!!!! AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
[19:51] * UMP-45 flails madly as the kits start nibbling HARD on her neck and face!!
[19:52] *** The scene ends with UMP-45's screams fading into echoes as the camera focuses on the arid land, then cuts back to Chibi-Nat playing while Shatner and Negev lay on a blanket.
[19:53] * Chibi-Nat is playing with some dolls! Which all look like various people from the Hotel! She's even got a plushie Lupa!
[19:56] <Chibi-Nat> Isn't this a pretty flower, Miss Paisley? "No! I only like blue ones!"
[19:56] <Chibi-Nat> Now you need to behave yourself, Miss Paisley. Or the Big Bad Lupa will come and sit on you!
[19:56] * Chibi-Nat starts digging in the dirt. Maybe she's making a sand castle?
[19:57] <SHATNER (Deepfake)> ^___^
[19:57] <SHATNER (Deepfake)> I could do things with a beer right now. I'm just too comfortable to get up and get them
[19:59] <Negev> Well don't move. ^__^
[19:59] * Negev reaches over to the cooler to grab some beers.
[20:00] <Negev> You like being taken care of, don't you?
[20:00] <SHATNER (Deepfake)> Anyone taking care of you?
[20:00] <Negev> Not at the moment. ^__^
[20:01] *** Meanwhile, Chibi-Nat has put Miss Paisley on the ground and pinned it underneath the Lupa plushie. "I told you! The Big Bad Lupa doesn't like bad manners."
[20:02] *** Something shuffles through the long grass nearby!!!!
[20:02] * Prairie kits close in! >:3 >:3 >:3
[20:03] <SHATNER (Deepfake)> Come on, Natalia! Let's go home!
[20:03] <Chibi-Nat> Okay!
[20:04] * Chibi-Nat pours out her dirt pail...right on top of the Prairie Kit that were about to pounce on her leg, burying them!
[20:05] * Chibi-Nat quickly picks up the rest of her toys and rushes over to join Shatner and Negev, leaving behind some rather dirty and disappointed Prairie Kits.
[20:06] *** The scene switches to the road, where several county police cars have pulled up to a stop. Shatner, Negev, and Chibi-Nat are driving along with a horse trailer hitched to the truck, and come to a stop near the police cars.
[20:06] <SHATNER (Deepfake)> What's happened?
[20:07] <RO-635> It's not good.
[20:11] * RO-635 points over at AR-15 and M4A1, who are both interviewing...HEY, IT'S SPAS-12!!!!
[20:12] <RO-635> It's the UMP sister's truck. SPAS-12 was driving along behind them and saw them lose control. Then they went right off the road and into the ravine.
[20:13] <SHATNER (Deepfake)> We saw them just a little while ago! Who's inside? Did either of them get out?
[20:14] <RO-635> We JUST arrived here ourselves. Would you care to give us a hand?
[20:15] * SHATNER (Deepfake) gets out of the truck and joins RO-635 in climbing down the short drop to where the UMP sister's truck is lying on its side. It look like it hit the ground pretty hard when it went off the road.
[20:17] * RO-635 and Shatner carefully make their way to the driver's side door.
[20:17] <SHATNER (Deepfake)> Can you see any of them?
[20:17] <RO-635> I think it's just one of them! Help me get the door open. It's bent on its frame.
[20:18] * SHATNER (Deepfake) and RO-635 struggle to open the door. As they finally manage to opening it with one last HARD pull...
[20:19] * UMP-45 SUDDENLY LURCHES OUT (accompanied by the HORRIFYING shrieks of trumpets and violins!!!!). She flops to the ground, covered in blood and bite marks with her face frozen in an expression that's SUPPOSED to be extreme pain and shocking horror!
[20:21] *** But this is UMP-45 here. Instead of looking like she's in agonized terror, she looks like she got her ahegao going on!! DAMMIT, 45!! STOP MESSING AROUND!!
[20:26] *** The scene switches to Shatner's office, where Negev and Shatner are waiting by the phone.
[20:27] * SHATNER (Deepfake) picks up the phone as it starts ringing.
[20:28] <G11> Hey, Rack? I've been trying to track down that scientist girl, Negev. Is she there with you?
[20:28] * SHATNER (Deepfake) hands the phone to Negev
[20:28] <Negev> Yes. This is Negev.
[20:29] * Negev listens. "...Sure! Well who ran the tests? G36 and G36c?
[20:29] <Negev> All right. I'll keep you advised.
[20:29] * Negev hangs up
[20:31] <Negev> Those venom samples we collected were analyzed. It's DEFINITELY from those foxes. They've evolved some kind of paralytic venom in their saliva that can completely incompletely incapacitate a Human and even stop their heart in high enough concentrations.
[20:33] *** The phone rings again.
[20:33] * SHATNER (Deepfake) picks up. "Yes?"
[20:33] <SHATNER (Deepfake)> ................
[20:33] <SHATNER (Deepfake)> .....
[20:34] <SHATNER (Deepfake)> We'll be right over.
[20:35] <SHATNER (Deepfake)> That was RO-635. She's over at the UMP Ranch. They've found more Kit Mounds just like the one we burned last night. Twenty or thirty more of them!
[20:35] <Negev> What?!
[20:40] *** The scene switches back to the UMP Ranch. The field is now almost entirely loose dirt, and the are MULTIPLE Kit Mounds now protruding up from the ground. Some of the Prairie Kits are scurrying and digging around, while some of the others are watching everyone with VERY wary expressions, their ears flattened and their muzzles partially drawn back into snarls.
[20:41] *** A few baby Kits are stumbling and poking around under the close eye of their guardians, exploring their new homes.
[20:41] <RO-635> What do you think?
[20:42] <AK-47> There's only one thing we CAN do at this point. Let's just spray the whole damn area.
[20:43] <SHATNER (Deepfake)> But that will destroy this whole pasture. That'll pretty much put the UMP Ranch out of business for good.
[20:43] <RO-635> It already is. UMP-9 can't run this place all by herself.
[20:44] <AK-47> Get in touch with Sopmod-2. Tell her to come out here first thing in the morning with her plane and spray this whole region. We are NOT going to have another Kumiho invasion.
[20:45] <Negev> YOU CAN'T DO THAT!
[20:46] <Negev> I'm sorry but you don't seem to understand. These new foxes are different from the Kumihos. These things are venomous which means that since they're immune to their own poison they may very well be resistant to other forms of poison too.
[20:48] <AK-47> Listen, comrade. You don't understand. We're going to have a county fair here in two weeks, and this town is dependent on the funds generated by the people that attend it. Isn't Capitalism wonderful? ^__^
[20:48] <AK-47> We will not cancel all of that because of a bunch of stupid foxes!
[20:49] <Negev> It's not just a bunch of stupid foxes! It's a migration. It's an INVASION!
[20:50] <Negev> There's an imbalance somewhere, probably caused by a lot of ignorant people like yourself who've killed off all their food with your stupid excessive pesticides!
[20:53] <AK-47> If we can't kill them with poison, what CAN we use?
[20:53] <Negev> The natural predators like eagles and hawks, coyotes, bears...
[20:54] <AK-47> We can't rely on those! There's no enough of them here in the area to actually make a difference at this point!
[20:55] * AK-47 goes over to RO-635 and pulls her close. "Now, go see Sopmod-2 and get her the strongest stuff we can find. Tell her I'll cover the costs for her."
[20:55] <SHATNER (Deepfake)> Are you sure about this?
[20:57] <SHATNER (Deepfake)> I don't think this is a good idea either. The chemicals you're talking about would have to be deadly. The amount we'd have to use could endanger the entire town. One whiff...
[20:57] <AK-47> Listen, Rack. Just let me take care of this.
[20:58] <Negev> Are you going to take responsibility for all of this?
[21:00] <AK-47> RO-635 will handle this from here on out, and I'm going to make sure everyone has everything they need. Come on RO, let's get this started.
[21:02] * AK-47 and RO-635 quickly hurry off, leaving Shatner and Negev look on with worried expressions.
[21:03] *** Behind Negev and Shatner, the Prairie Kits continue to search and scurry around. Now hundreds of Prairie Kits watch every move they make. HUNDREDS.
[21:07] *** AND PAUSE HERE FOR NOW AS IT'S GETTING LATE!
[21:08] *** THE EVENT WILL CONTINUE AGAIN TOMORROW. With luck it will be close to its SHOCKING ENDING by no later than Sunday!!
[21:08] *** UNTIL TOMORROW, THANK YOU ALL AND GOOD NIGHT
[18:05] *** The MST3000 style startup sequence begins!
[18:07] * RO-635 is standing beside Sopmod-2 cropduster plane as they fill up the plane's chemical tanks with whatever toxic crap AK-47 obtained.
[18:07] <Sopmod-2> :D
[18:08] <Sopmod-2> Well now I tell you...
[18:08] * Sopmod-2 is talking with a CHEESY southern accent.
[18:09] <Sopmod-2> Once I get done spraying there won't be a fox left between here and Missouri!
[18:09] <SHATNER (Deepfake)> Just make sure you stay clear of town. That stuff is deadly.
[18:10] <Sopmod-2> You got it, Rack!
[18:11] <RO-635> Just be sure you get it done right, Soppo. I don't want anyone needing to do this twice.
[18:11] <Sopmod-2> I always get things done right! ^___^..b
[18:13] * Sopmod-2 waves as RO-635 and Shatner walk away, leaving her to finish lugging the big chemical tank back over to her storage hangar, then she prepares to start flying.
[18:13] * Sopmod-2 takes a marker and draws what VAGUELY resembles a dog of some kind on the side of her plane's fuselage.
[18:16] * Sopmod-2 climbs into the c[BLEEP]kpit, straps in, and starts the engines!
[18:17] *** Sopmod's plane kicks up a MASSIVE dust cloud as it starts to move out onto the dirt airstrip.
[18:20] * Sopmod-2 aims her plane down the runway and goes into high gear, her distinctive hair flying free as she laughs loudly. She's enjoying this!
[18:21] * Prairie Kits watch as her plane races by...and are soon engulfed by the ENORMOUS dust cloud she's kicking up.
[18:21] <Prairie Kits> >_< >_< >_< >_<
[18:22] * Sopmod-2 gains some altitude, banks around, and flies low over the UMP Ranch and discharges a large spray of chemicals.
[18:23] <Sopmod-2> :D
[18:24] * Prairie Kits on the ground all GALLOP for cover as the mist slowly cascades down!!!
[18:24] * Sopmod-2 keeps flying, changing her course and preparing to spray a different field. She's going to spray EVERYWHERE!
[18:25] <Sopmod-2> :D
[18:26] *** The camera pans down towards Sopmod-2's feet. SHE'S GOT PRAIRIE KITS INSIDE THE CO CKPIT!!! They're climbing out from underneath her seat!!
[18:27] * Sopmod-2 looks down and sees....!
[18:27] <Sopmod-2> D:
[18:27] <Sopmod-2> ♦ AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
[18:29] * Sopmod-2 starts swatting at the Prairie Kits as they rapidly climb up her legs, shrieking over and over as the Kits quickly swarm all over her chest, neck, and face!!!
[18:30] *** The plane starts to lose control! Sopmod's not holding the stick any more!!
[18:31] <Sopmod-2> ♦ AAaaaaaAAAAAaaaaAAAAAAAAaaaaaAAAAAaaaAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaAAAAA!!!!!
[18:32] * Sopmod-2 is flailing and wailing like crazy, with Prairie Kits clamped onto her shoulders and head, nibbling on her ears and nose and smacking her repeatedly with their tails!
[18:32] * Random Prairie Kit is now known as Pilot Kit!!!
[18:32] <Pilot Kit!!!> >:3
[18:33] * Pilot Kit!!! is clamped onto the control stick and is NOT letting go! If anyone can be said to be piloting this plane in the most REMOTE use of the term, it's Pilot Kit!!
[18:35] *** At one point the plane does a gentle loop, then levels out for the most part and flies towards the town itself, spraying its chemical load intermittently.
[18:37] *** A small group of the cast is now gathering near WA-2000's gas station, watching as Sopmod-2's plane rapidly gets closer.
[18:37] <WA-2000> ...What's happening? She knows better than to fly over the town!
[18:37] <WA-2000> That's poison she's carrying!
[18:37] <Negev> :O
[18:38] <SHATNER (Deepfake)> ...!
[18:38] *** Meanwhile, everyone is starting to hear Sopmod-2's distinctive shriekings over the sound of her plane's propellers.
[18:41] * SHATNER (Deepfake) pulls Negev away!
[18:42] *** Everyone starts running as Sopmod-2's plane angles right towards the gas station!!
[18:44] *** Or more specifically...MYSTIA LORELEI'S GRILLED LAMPREY STAND WHICH IS CURRENTLY PARKED NEAR THE GAS PUMPS!!!
[18:44] <Mystia Lorelei> nnnnnnnNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooo
[18:44] <WA-2000> SHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
[18:46] * Sopmod-2 is still shrieking like a banshee as she plows into the side of the gas station (smashing THROUGH Mystia's grilled lamprey stand along the way) and DETONATES ON IMPACT!!!!
[18:47] <WA-2000> D:
[18:47] <SHATNER (Deepfake)> QUICK! GET SOME HELP!! GET HER OUT OF THERE!
[18:48] <RO-635> RACK! GET AWAY FROM THERE BEFORE THE GASOLINE EXPLODES!!
[18:48] *** The scene ends with Shatner and Negev watching helplessly as the flames consume what's left of the plane...and pans over to a group of Prairie Kits watching as well.
[18:49] <Prairie Kits> >:3 >:3 >:3 >:3 >:3
[18:50] *** The scene switches to the local police department.
[18:53] * Negev is on the phone talking to someone, Shatner is standing nearby, RO-635 is typing up a HUGE report (and looking like she'd rather be anywhere but there), and her deputy is busy looking CREEPY AS HELL
[18:55] <Negev> I need to know exactly when.
[18:55] <Negev> Good! Thank you!
[18:56] * Negev hangs up. "I've called everyone I can. They're going to send in an investigative team here in a few days."
[18:58] <RO-635> How many of those damn...Predator Foxes are out there now?!
[19:01] <Negev> I wish I knew. There are many theories regarding Humans' outcome if the animal world turned on them. In not too many of them do Humans come out on top.
[19:02] <M870> Wow...I feel so uplifted and enthused. Do you have anything actually USEFUL to tell us now?
[19:02] <SHATNER (Deepfake)> Sopmod-2's spray didn't seem to do ANYTHING to those foxes! They're still teeming out there.
[19:03] <SHATNER (Deepfake)> Has anyone checked on UMP-9 out at her ranch?
[19:04] * M870 picks up the phone and taps on the cradle a few times. "Hey, G11? If you can stay awake long enough, would you please connect me to the UMP Ranch?"
[19:05] *** The scene switches to the UMP Ranch...and the sound of a submachine gun firing rapidly!!
[19:05] <UMP-9> D:
[19:05] * UMP-9 is in the bedroom, backing away as she reloads and resumes shooting at the floor!
[19:06] *** A Stunt-Plushie™ EXPLODES, but several dozen more Prairie Kits scurry towards her!
[19:07] <UMP-9> D:
[19:08] * UMP-9 keeps shooting and backing up!
[19:08] * UMP-9 realizes she's almost out and reaches onto the nightstand to grab a full magazine...
[19:09] <Prairie Kit> >:3
[19:09] * Prairie Kit CLAMPS onto her hand and NIBBLES!
[19:09] <UMP-9> ♦ EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH~!!!!
[19:10] * UMP-9 just HAD to get in HER bid for the role of "Scream Queen" as usual!!!
[19:10] * UMP-9 keeps screaming as the Prairie Kits see their chance and SWARM onto her!!!!!
[19:11] *** Back at the sheriff's department.
[19:12] * M870 shakes her head. "No one's picking up."
[19:13] <RO-635> I'm going to go out there and check on her.
[19:13] <SHATNER (Deepfake)> I think I'm going to go get STG-44 and Nata and bring them both into town as well.
[19:14] * RO-635 and Shatner both start heading out.
[19:15] *** The scene switches, this time jumping over to STG-44's home. Chibi-Nat is outside, swinging on a tree-swing and looking like she's having a great time, while STG-44 is inside the kitchen, preparing a stack of sandwiches.
[19:16] <STG-44> Natalia!! It's time to come inside for lunch! ^__^
[19:16] <Chibi-Nat> I'm not hungry!
[19:17] <STG-44> It's time to come in anyway! :P
[19:18] * Chibi-Nat is still out on the swing, but now she looks scared. DOZENS of little Prairie Kits are surrounding her, peering at her and watching as she swings back and forth.
[19:19] <Chibi-Nat> :<
[19:20] <STG-44> Natalia! I said no more stalling!
[19:20] * STG-44 starts to walk towards the front door to scold the naughty fox-girl.
[19:21] <STG-44> Now, you need to...
[19:21] * STG-44 SEES THE PRAIRIE KITS GATHERING OUTSIDE!!
[19:21] <STG-44> OH MEIN GOTT!!!!!! NATALIA!!!
[19:22] * STG-44 grabs a broom and rushes outside, screaming like a wild LEMUR as she brandishes the cleaning implement like a KATANA and proceeds to LAYETH THE SMACKETH DOWN on numerous Stunt-Plushies™
[19:25] <Chibi-Nat> :D
[19:27] * STG-44 grabs up Chibi-Nat and starts running away with her, but several Prairie Kits POUNCE and clamp onto STG-44's legs!!!
[19:27] * STG-44 falls to the ground!
[19:28] <STG-44> Run! Run inside and lock the door! Stay inside!
[19:28] * Chibi-Nat dashes inside!!
[19:28] <Chibi-Nat> :<
[19:29] * STG-44 starts flailing and making screams that sound more like gargling as she too is subjected to the SWARM and BURIED underneath a veritable BATTALION of Prairie Kits!
[19:30] *** Suddenly, a truck skids to a halt in the driveway!!
[19:30] * SHATNER (Deepfake) leaps out!
[19:31] * Negev leans out the passenger side window and charges a round into her trademark light machine gun! >:D
[19:31] <SHATNER (Deepfake)> No! Stay there!
[19:32] * Negev takes aim at the Prairie Kits in the yard. There's a whole PILE of them on top of STG-44 now, bouncing, pouncing, nibbling, and otherwise frolicking all over her.
[19:34] * SHATNER (Deepfake) hears Chibi-Nat screaming and crying inside!
[19:34] * SHATNER (Deepfake) runs inside the house to find Chibi-Nat standing on top of the kitchen table. Prairie Kits are already inside the house
[19:35] *** In fact, a bunch of them are on the counter, eating the sandwiches STG-44 made only a few minutes ago!
[19:35] * SHATNER (Deepfake) grabs Chibi-Nat and hurries outside with her.
[19:35] * Negev rushes over to help.
[19:36] <SHATNER (Deepfake)> Here! Get her in the truck!
[19:38] * SHATNER (Deepfake) swats away some of the Prairie Kits covering STG-44. She's clearly "perished" from the Kit's attack.
[19:38] * Negev rushes back to the truck, but stops when she sees that a BUNCH of Prairie Kits are already inside! HOW'D THEY MOVE SO QUICKLY?!
[19:39] * SHATNER (Deepfake) runs over and starts scooping and sweeping the Prairie Kits OUT of the truck.
[19:40] <Prairie Kits> You be our UBER now!
[19:41] <Prairie Kits> Noooooo! You take us to town! >:[
[19:41] <Prairie Kits> StarFleet no save you from us! >:D
[19:42] * Prairie Kits snap and growl at Shatner as he evicts them all from the truck, gets into the driver's seat and prepares to get ready to leave.
[19:42] * Negev and Chibi-Nat join him!
[19:44] <Negev> STG-44 is dead?
[19:44] <SHATNER (Deepfake)> >____<;;
[19:45] * SHATNER (Deepfake) drives out of there as fast as he can. The scene switches and everyone is now at the Bundeswehr Lodge.
[19:45] <SHATNER (Deepfake)> GOD DAMN IT! >__<;
[19:45] <SHATNER (Deepfake)> If I'd been ten minutes earlier...
[19:45] <SHATNER (Deepfake)> Five minutes!
[19:46] <SHATNER (Deepfake)> They were all over her!
[19:47] <Negev> :<
[19:47] <MG3> :<
[19:47] <Negev> Hey...you did everything you could to save her.
[19:48] * MG3 is currently on the phone, but the frown on her face makes it clear she can't raise anyone.
[19:48] <SHATNER (Deepfake)> How is Natalia?
[19:48] <Negev> I think she's in shock, but I'm sure that's all it is.
[19:49] <MG3> Sorry, Rack. But I can't get a hold of anyone in town. Even G11 isn't picking up.
[19:50] <MG3> Now what's going on here?
[19:51] <SHATNER (Deepfake)> MG3........(insert Kirk-style pause)........how many people are here at the Lodge?
[19:52] <MG3> Total of five. Myself, G3 is working as a part-time caretaker, Negev here, and the pair in the RV...AK-12 and AN-94
[19:53] <SHATNER (Deepfake)> Listen to me and I don't want you to ask any questions. I want you to go get G3 and get her in here. Then you and her lock the place up.
[19:54] <SHATNER (Deepfake)> I'll go talk to AN-94 and AK-12.
[19:54] <MG3> What's going on?
[19:54] <MG3> I'm not going to lock the Lodge up until you tell me what's happening.
[19:55] <MG3> Starting with where's STG-44 and why is little Nata in shock?
[19:55] <SHATNER (Deepfake)> ....STG-44 is dead.
[19:55] <MG3> :O
[19:56] <Negev> We don't have much time to explain, but the foxes in this area have organized themselves into an aggressive army.
[19:58] <Negev> They've already gotten UMP-45, STG-44, and they may have had something to do with what happened to Sopmod-2 earlier. Who know how many others have fallen because of them.
[20:01] <Negev> Rack's right. We should get out of here as quickly as possible.
[20:01] <Negev> Are there any fire extinguishers here?
[20:01] <MG3> A bunch
[20:02] <Negev> Bring them all here.
[20:02] * AK-12 and AN-94 suddenly rush into the main room and close the doors behind them, making certain that they're securely latches.
[20:02] <AK-12> I don;t believe it!
[20:03] <AN-94> One minute they weren't there and the next minute they were everywhere!
[20:04] <SHATNER (Deepfake)> Where?
[20:04] <AN-94> Out front!
[20:04] <AK-12> Lots and lots of little foxes, in groups! Just watching us!
[20:05] * SHATNER (Deepfake) and Negev hurry outside to find...PRAIRIE FOXES! Dozens of them are scampering around, pacing back and forth, and watching the doors and windows of the Bundeswehr Lodge closely.
[20:07] *** Some of them have even begun climbing on top of the Winnebago! OH S[BLEEP]T! A few are INSIDE the front windshield! And one of them is at the steering wheel!!!!!
[20:08] <SHATNER (Deepfake)> How does it feel to be on the other end of a microscope?
[20:08] <Negev> Not funny.
[20:08] <SHATNER (Deepfake)> Not meant to be.
[20:09] *** Suddenly, MG3 screams from around the corner!!
[20:10] * SHATNER (Deepfake) hurries over to investigate! He runs and weaves between and around the Prairie Kits, flailing his arms and looking like he's trying to make an application to the Ministry of Silly Walks as he runs over to the storage shed.
[20:10] * MG3 is outside, sobbing. T___T
[20:11] <SHATNER (Deepfake)> What is it? What the hell's wrong?!
[20:14] <MG3> T____T
[20:15] <SHATNER (Deepfake)> Get in the Lodge. Hurry.
[20:15] * SHATNER (Deepfake) watches as MG3 rushes off, then reluctantly goes into the storage shed.
[20:18] * G3 is laying on the ground with a VERY exaggerated death expression on her face while a bunch of Prairie Kits clamber all over her.
[20:19] <SHATNER (Deepfake)> D:
[20:19] * SHATNER (Deepfake) shuts the door quickly.
[20:21] * SHATNER (Deepfake) rushes back inside the Lodge, wearing his best "Mild Consternation" expression.
[20:22] *** The scene switches back outside as a police car pulls up, moving slowly as the Prairie Kits rush around and reposition themselves.
[20:22] * RO-635 gets out and dashes through the crowd to get to the main entrance of the Lodge.
[20:23] <RO-635> I was too late. The Foxes overran the UMP Ranch. They got to 9 just like they got 45.
[20:24] <RO-635> The Prairie Kits are EVERYWHERE! It's like the Kumihos are back, but tiny!
[20:25] <RO-635> Has anyone tried to call town?
[20:25] <MG3> I tried earlier. G11's not picking up.
[20:27] *** The scene switches to G11, who's slumped over her telephone switchboard (WOW, does anyone even remember what one of those LOOKS like?!). Its...hard to tell if G11 is dead or ASLEEP, because the Prairie Kits that are all over her are curled up right along with her. Or they're poking and nudging her with their paws trying to get a response.
[20:29] <RO-635> Nothing.
[20:29] <AK-12> What is happening? We demand to know.
[20:29] <RO-635> I'll tell you as soon as I know myself! Now go sit down and have a drink and try to relax for the time being, please.
[20:30] * RO-635 goes over to the bar and sits down next to Rack, Negev, and MG3. "I don't blame her for being scared."
[20:30] <RO-635> I'd like to know what's happening too.
[20:32] <RO-635> I can't even get in touch with M870
[20:32] <MG3> Just be careful out there.
[20:34] <RO-635> I'm going to go into town myself. Rack, keep this place secure in the meantime.
[20:34] <SHATNER (Deepfake)> We're going to try and load up that house on wheels and leave as soon as possible.
[20:34] <Negev> Chemical fire extinguishers kill them off, so be sure to gather up as many as you can.
[20:37] * RO-635 nods, rushes out to her car, and carefully and SLOWLY reverses, taking EXTRA SPECIAL CARE to avoid hitting ANY of the marauding Kits.
[20:38] *** The scene switches to the kitchen, where MG3 is at the stove, stirring and preparing a LARGE cauldron of stew.
[20:40] * MG3 is oblivious to BOTH the ominous, tension-building clarinet and oboe music (that DOES sound like it came STRAIGHT out of the Original Series Star Trek soundtrack) AND the fact that there's movement inside the air vent near the ceiling.
[20:42] *** Prairie Kits are inside the ventilation system!!! Several of them are poking their snouts through the grate, sniff-sniffing eagerly.
[20:43] <Random Prairie Kit> Ooooo, that be beef?
[20:43] <Random Prairie Kit> Yum-yum soup!
[20:43] <Random Prairie Kit> Want more veggies!
[20:44] <MG3> Hmmm?
[20:44] * MG3 looks up.
[20:45] <MG3> ♦ Scheisse
[20:46] <MG3> ♦ Feinde gesichtet !! Sie sind in unserer Verteidigung !!
[20:47] * MG3 flings the ENTIRE pot of soup at the air vent, spilling its contents EVERYWHERE!
[20:49] <MG3> ♦ Sie können nichts in diesen Mauern haben !! Dämonenfüchse, wir würden lieber sterben als uns dir zu unterwerfen !!
[20:49] <Prairie Kits> O___o o____O O____O O_____O
[20:50] <Random Prairie Kit> She scary!
[20:52] * SHATNER (Deepfake) rushes into the room with a chemical fire extinguisher, aims the nozzle at the now-broken air grate, and squeezes the lever.
[20:52] *** A stream of liquidy foam shoots out and HITS one of the Prairie Kits, knocking it out of side with a squeal!
[20:54] * SHATNER (Deepfake) then starts stuffing towels into the hole. "Hurry! Get some boards and nails!! NOW!!!'
[20:55] *** Meanwhile, inside the ventilation shaft, the Prairie Kit that had been sprayed with chemical fire extinguisher liquid...get's back up!
[20:55] <Random Prairie Kit> ^gets
[20:56] <Random Prairie Kit> o___o
[20:56] * Random Prairie Kit seems completely UNAFFECTED by the chemical fire extinguisher!
[20:57] *** Other Prairie Kits come over to investigate, sniff-sniffing their friend cautiously.
[20:57] <Random Prairie Kit> No smell good.
[20:57] *** The Kit in question starts to groom itself, then staggers as it licks the stuff!
[20:58] <Sprayed Kit> YUMMY!!!!
[20:58] *** The other Kits start to carefully lick the stuff, then start wiggling their tails in eagerness as they keep licking up more of the stuff!
[20:59] <Prairie Kits> :D :D :D
[21:04] *** AND PAUSE HERE FOR NOW. Tomorrow...WILL BE THE CONCLUSION!!
[21:05] *** Which will end in SHOCKING HORROR!!!
[21:06] *** Tune in tomorrow...same CHEESE time! Same CHEESE station!
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[18:01] *** The MST3000 style startup sequence begins!
[18:04] * SHATNER (Deepfake) finishes spraying the ceiling while AN-94 rushes back into the kitchen, holding a tool box and a big armful of wooden boards.
[18:04] * Chibi-Nat starts screaming in the next room!!
[18:04] * SHATNER (Deepfake) dashes to see what's happening and kicks the door open to find...!
[18:05] <Chibi-Nat> :<
[18:05] * Chibi-Nat is trapped on the bed, surrounded by dozens of baby Prairie Kits closing in on her!
[18:05] <SHATNER (Deepfake)> Hurry! Come and jump to me! Jump!
[18:06] * SHATNER (Deepfake) holds his arms out, and Chibi-Nat jumps off the bed to him.
[18:06] * SHATNER (Deepfake) drops Chibi-Nat to the side as AK-12 rushes in, holding a CHEMICAL FIRE EXTINGUISHER!!!
[18:07] * SHATNER (Deepfake) folds the sheets over the baby Kits to trap them underneath.
[18:08] * AK-12 readies the fire extinguisher and strays some on Chibi-Nat to knock off a couple of baby Kits that have latched onto her clothes!
[18:09] <Baby Kits> [/size=8]O__O[/size] [/size=8]O__O[/size] [/size=8]O__O[/size]
[18:09] <Baby Kits> O__O O__O O__O
[18:10] <Baby Kits> ....YUMMY!!!
[18:10] * AK-12 grabs Nata off the ground and carries her out of the room while Shatner takes the fire extinguisher and prepares to fire!
[18:10] *** The baby Prairie Kits SWARM towards him, their mouths wide open!!!!
[18:11] * SHATNER (Deepfake) LETS THEM HAVE IT, spraying them ALL for a few seconds, then spraying them even MORE as he backs out of the room!
[18:12] <Baby Prairie Kits> More!!!
[18:12] <Baby Prairie Kits> Yummy!
[18:13] <Baby Prairie Kits> Tastes like marshmellows!
[18:13] * SHATNER (Deepfake) finally gets back to the main seating area and joins MG3, AK-94, and Negev, who are all staring outside with concern.
[18:14] <SHATNER (Deepfake)> Come on, we're getting out of here.
[18:14] <Negev> We can't. There's thousands of them outside now.
[18:15] * SHATNER (Deepfake) goes over to the front door to open it and look outside.
[18:16] *** Prairie Kits start to try and push their way through the opening and get inside!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D
[18:16] <SHATNER (Deepfake)> Quick! Get the fire extinguisher!
[18:16] * AK-12 runs over with the fire extinguisher and takes aim!!
[18:17] <Various Prairie Kits> :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
[18:17] * Various Prairie Kits get the HECK sprayed out of them!! "YUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMYYY!!!"
[18:18] <Random Prairie Kit> New flavor? Tastes like oatmeal!
[18:19] * Negev and MG3 start sweeping and KICKING the Prairie Kits back outside, giving Shatner a chance to look out at the main parking lot.
[18:21] *** Many, MANY Prairie Kits are now outside, and many of them are just lounging in the mid-day sunlight, sunning and enjoying themselves. Quite a few are rushing over to help the Kits being ejected from the Lodge, and even more are coming over to help clean them off.
[18:22] * AN-94 looks over at the fireplace when she hears a faint "thump
[18:23] * A Prairie Kit covered in soot pokes its head up from within the ashes! >:3
[18:23] *** More are dropping down from the chimney!
[18:23] <AN-94> Incoming!!
[18:24] <SHATNER (Deepfake)> Quick! Bring more wood! Furniture! Anything that will burn!
[18:25] *** Everyone rushes about to gather up anything flammable (ignoring the WOODPILE NEXT TO THE FIREPLACE0 while Shatner dramatically sprays the Kits with more of the fire extinguisher!
[18:25] * The Prairie Kits squeal in delight as they gobble up all the yumminess!
[18:26] * SHATNER (Deepfake) makes a DRAMATIC SHOW of smashing a chair to bits, throws in more of the wood, FLINGS a bottle of lighter fluid into the pile, and lights a match!
[18:27] *** Outside, the Prairie Kits watch in dismay as a brief, but IMPRESSIVE goat of fire erupts from the top of the chimney! There were Stunt-Plushies™ still in there!!
[18:30] *** The scene switches to the town and HOLY HELL EVERYONE IS SCREAMING LIKE CRAZY!!! It sounds like practically EVERY T-Doll participated in THIS next scene!
[18:31] *** The Prairie Kit ARMY is SWARMING through the downtown area!!! THOUSANDS of Prairie Kits are attacking everyone! NO T-DOLL IS SAFE!!!!
[18:32] * RO-635 is slowly driving through, trying to make sense of everything she's seeing!
[18:33] * M870 is laying against a wooden pillar, covered with Prairie Kits...and one of them is in the processes of stealing her hat!
[18:34] * AR-15 and M4A1 are laying on the ground near their crashed car. Prairie Kits by the dozen are draped over them and nibbling on their ears, chins, and fingers.
[18:36] * SPAS-12 is on the ground, trying to pull herself towards something and reaching out painfully! The Prairie Kits are ALL OVER HER!! She's reaching out for help!! She...no, wait...she grabs hold of a HOT DOG and starts to painfully shove it into her mouth.
[18:37] * WA-2000 is face-down at a table, ambushed in the middle of eating heaping stack of BBQ chicken (which the Prairie Kits are eagerly finishing off for her).
[18:38] * RO-635 looks around helplessly as DOZENS of T-Dolls mob her car, all shrieking and screaming in panic as the Prairie Kits that have clamped onto her nibble away!
[18:39] *** Springfield is seated in a chair, not moving at all as the Prairie Kits clamber all over her. Waaaaaiiiit, is that a HALF-SMILE on her face?!
[18:41] *** Other T-Dolls are flailing around and "dying" in the streets in dramatic and downright COMICAL ways.
[18:42] *** P-38 and P-08 both slowly collapse to their knees, shrieking and spasming as Prairie Kits pull them down and BURY them beneath perky paws and fluffy tails.
[18:44] *** FG-42 levels her machine gun and starts FIRING!!! Stunt-plushies™ by the dozens explode!! Then FG-42 herself is brought down as several Kits clamp onto her legs. As she staggers and struggles against them, her gun fires a burst into the crowd and hits HK416 as she's trying to drive away!!!
[18:45] <HK416> AAAGGGGH!! >__<
[18:45] * FG-42 is finished off when a lone Prairie Kit gallops towards her, leap, and CLAMPS onto her face!!
[18:49] *** DP-28 crashes through a storefront window, shrieking and flailing as MULTIPLE Prairie Kits are swarming all over her AND CRAWLING INSIDE HER OUTFIT!!
[18:50] *** Mosin-Nagant loses control of her bicycle, hits a fence, and FLIPS over the top, screaming as she sails about thirty feet and flips over MULTIPLE times!
[18:53] *** AS-Val is trying to pull herself out of her crashed van, but the Kits are clamped onto her arms and neck!!
[18:54] * AK-47 staggers through the crowds, shuddering and flailing as the Prairie Kits have clamped onto HER TOO and are happily nibbling away!!
[18:55] * AK-47 staggers out into the street...AND GETS HIT BY HK416'S OUT-OF-CONTROL CAR!!!
[18:57] * HK416 's car keeps careening down the road at high speed, racing down the OPEN side of the street towards a wooden water tower that RO-635's car is stalled right next too!
[18:58] * HK416 CRASHES through the supports! The water tower immediately starts to collapse sideways, aiming down towards...!
[18:58] <RO-635> D:
[18:59] * RO-635 tries to get out of the way but it's too late!! The water tower CRASHES onto her car!
[19:00] *** The final scene shows RO-635 partially out of her car, drenched in water and helpless as the Prairie Kits swarm in on HER too. NO T-DOLL SHALL BE SPARED!!!
[19:02] *** The scene switches back to the Bundeswehr Lodge, where the fireplace is still burning vigorously.
[19:03] <AN-94> Why is it so hot in here now?
[19:04] <MG3> The air conditioning is on.
[19:04] * SHATNER (Deepfake) pauses and looks up at the ceiling with concern. "MG3? Turn the air conditioning up higher."
[19:06] * SHATNER (Deepfake) reaches up to an air vent, and finds there's no air current at all.
[19:07] * SHATNER (Deepfake) pushes and prods at it, while AK-12 comes over to help steady him.
[19:08] * SHATNER (Deepfake) flinches as the vent pops free...AND PRAIRIE KITS CASCADE THROUGH!!!
[19:09] * AK-12 screams as she's covered in KITS now!!
[19:09] <SHATNER (Deepfake)> Quickly! Get me some wood!
[19:09] * SHATNER (Deepfake) takes a plank from Negev and starts to nail it across the air vent!
[19:10] * AN-94 sprays AK-12 with the fire extinguisher!!
[19:10] <Prairie Kits> Yaaaaaaaaaaay! Sweet yumminess!!
[19:12] <Negev> What time is it now?
[19:12] <MG3> It's getting late now.
[19:12] <Negev> Why hasn't anyone come? Why hasn't anyone come back?!
[19:13] *** The lights start to flicker.
[19:14] *** The scene switches to the fuse box in the basement where some Prairie Kits have SOMEHOW opened it up and are now investigating how it's set up.
[19:15] *** There's a BRIGHT flash, and...!
[19:15] * SHATNER (Deepfake) jumps a little as EVERYONE yelps and screams as the lights go out completely.
[19:18] <SHATNER (Deepfake)> Where's the fuse box?
[19:18] <MG3> In the basement.
[19:18] <SHATNER (Deepfake)> Get everyone into the kitchen.
[19:19] <AK-12> There's a flashlight in the tool box. I'll go get it.
[19:19] <SHATNER (Deepfake)> NO! I'll go get it. You get with the others.
[19:19] * SHATNER (Deepfake) makes his way to the basement, pausing to pick up the fire extinguisher.
[19:21] * SHATNER (Deepfake) slowly and dramatically makes his way down the stairs into the basement.
[19:21] * Prairie Kits watch him quietly, staying out of sight and away from the beam of his flashlight.
[19:23] * SHATNER (Deepfake) starts examining the fuse box. WOW, THAT IS SOME ANCIENT TECH! He examines the circuit board, sees one of the screw-in fuses has burned out, takes it out, and starts screwing in a replacement fuse.
[19:23] *** The lights flicker back on.
[19:25] *** Suddenly, as he turns away from the fuse box to leave, Shatner is SWARMED!!!!!!!
[19:26] * Prairie Kits LEAP onto his back and shoulders and DIG IN TIGHT!!!!
[19:26] <SHATNER (Deepfake)> AHHH! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
[19:27] * SHATNER (Deepfake) makes a face of EXTREME DISCOMFORT that you often see on episodes of the Original Series. It also looks like he's about to cry out for either Bones or SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCK!!
[19:28] * SHATNER (Deepfake) staggers and SLOWLY flails! YES, PEOPLE! HE'S GONE INTO FULL-THROTTLE KIRK MODE NOW!!
[19:29] * SHATNER (Deepfake) slowly and painfully climbs up the stairs, and ALL of the Prairie Kits are still riding on his back!
[19:29] <Prairie Kits> Fire extinguisher!!!!
[19:29] <Prairie Kits> Give us ride!
[19:29] <Prairie Kits> No, give us all your Yum-Yums and surrender to the Rising FLOOOOOOOOOOF!!
[19:30] * SHATNER (Deepfake) makes it to the top of the stairs and bursts into the kitchen!
[19:30] <Negev> :O
[19:30] <MG3> D:
[19:31] <SHATNER (Deepfake)> Help me...oh god...
[19:33] * SHATNER (Deepfake) slowly and DRAMATICAL staggers into the camera and lowers himself to the ground, his face (and the Prairie Kit clamped onto it) completely taking up the frame.
[19:34] *** The scene switches to show the sun slowly rising over the horizon, then cuts back to the kitchen where everyone is slowly and painfully waking up.
[19:34] <SHATNER (Deepfake)> o___O
[19:34] * SHATNER (Deepfake) is lying on the counter.
[19:34] <Negev> I managed to neutralize the poison in time.
[19:35] <MG3> I'm getting the coffee started. I'm going to need a LOT of it after last night.
[19:35] <Negev> I'm going to check on Nata.
[19:36] <MG3> How are you feeling, Rack?
[19:36] <SHATNER (Deepfake)> Terrible.
[19:37] * AN-94 and AK-12 are fiddling with an old-style radio.
[19:37] <AN-94> I'm trying to tune in any of the regular news channels.
[19:38] <AK-12> So far nothing.
[19:38] <SHATNER (Deepfake)> Has anyone looked outside?
[19:38] <Negev> Let's try the windows.
[19:39] * SHATNER (Deepfake) slowly lumbers into the main seating area. The ENTIRE PLACE has been stripped of anything wooden! If it wasn't used to block and barricade the windows, it went into the fireplace!
[19:40] * SHATNER (Deepfake) and Negev start prising away one of the boards, while AK-12 gives a big smile as she finds an active channel
[19:41] <Persica's voice> ♦ Well good morning, you hungry folks out there in the land of paradise! It's a glorious morning out there. The sun's coming up, the skies are clear, and the temperatures are expected to be only in the low 80s.
[19:44] <Persica's voice> ♦ We'll be starting our morning show in just a few minutes after this message from our sponsor!
[19:46] <MG3> Sooo, is everything all right now?
[19:46] <MG3> They never even mentioned the foxes.
[19:47] * SHATNER (Deepfake) and Negev have meanwhile pried away a couple of the boards to enable a clear view of what's outside.
[19:47] <SHATNER (Deepfake)> ...Dear god...
[19:47] <Negev> D:
[19:48] *** Everyone rushes over to look. Cue the ominous harpsichord music as they ALL look outside to see...
[19:49] * Prairie Kits are outside by the TENS OF THOUSANDS now!!
[19:51] *** The camera slowly pans out and rises higher, showing a scene of TERROR. The ENTIRE TOWN has been overrun and conquered. No one is left to oppose the Prairie Kits any more!!!
[19:51] *** The Prairie Kits have now established a Kingdom...NO...AN EMPIRE...OF THE FLOOF!!!!!
[19:52] *** [size-30=]THE END!! [/size] For now!!!
[19:53] *** THE END!! For now!!
[19:31] *** Matsuo Shin [Shin@history.um.u-tokyo.ac.jp] has joined #suburbansenshi3
[19:31] <@spiritflame> konbanwa Matsuo Shin
[19:31] * Matsuo Shin stands outside the door of the room....looking..terrified
[19:32] <Matsuo Shin> ok..gt yourself together, Matsuo...
[19:34] *** Orion Felinus [MrBigKitty@JuubanU.edu.jp] has joined #suburbansenshi3
[19:34] <@spiritflame> konbanwa Orion Felinus
[19:34] <Orion Felinus> Everything will be alright, your highness
[19:35] <Matsuo Shin> ..orion
[19:35] <Matsuo Shin> ..what if...i'm rejected?
[19:35] <Matsuo Shin> my wife's already uncertain about this...
[19:36] <Orion Felinus> She is your child. I think she will look to you first for acceptance.
[19:36] * Matsuo Shin sighs...taking a deep breath
[19:37] * Matsuo Shin slowly opens the door
[19:37] *** the room is very much like a build a bear store..full of stuffed animals and toys and colors
[19:37] <Orion Felinus> Remember, as a father, you must be strong for her. Don't be afraid of your own child
[19:39] * Matsuo Shin nods
[19:39] * Matsuo Shin looks around the room....but doesn't see anyone else around...
[19:41] <Matsuo Shin> ......
[19:42] * Matsuo Shin looks to Orion
[19:46] * Matsuo Shin glances around again....
[19:46] * a little girl pokes her head around the largest bear in the room
[19:46] <child> .....
[19:47] <Matsuo Shin> .....
[19:48] * child moves from behind the bear..hugging a smaller bear to her chest...
[19:48] * Matsuo Shin never realized how young the child actually was.....
[19:52] * Matsuo Shin stays there...uncertain on what to do..he doesn't want to spook her
[19:54] * Child looks at Matsuo....then takes a few steps forward...
[19:56] <Orion Felinus> Say something, your highness...
[19:58] <Matsuo Shin> ......h..hello
[20:00] * Child stops..hugging her bear
[20:00] * Matsuo Shin sighs
[20:00] * Matsuo Shin kneels down silently
[20:02] * Child creeps forward a bit more...........then gets close up towards Matsuo
[20:02] * Child looks alot like Ami if she was 4 or 5......her hair is short and icey blue color..her eyes are a brilliant blue green with that Quinoxian shine to them
[20:03] * Child is wearing a slightly oversized T-shirt with a teddy bear on it
[20:03] * Matsuo Shin looks at the child quietly
[20:03] * Child pauses..then reaches out...and squeezes Matsuo's cheek with her little hand
[20:04] * Matsuo Shin JUMPS back a bit
[20:06] <Orion Felinus> Your highness?
[20:06] * Child JUMPS!
[20:07] <Matsuo Shin> ^ OW
[20:07] * Child curiously approuches again....and then gently squeekes the cheek again...then drops the bear..and squishes Matsuo's face
[20:08] <Orion Felinus> I think she likes you.
[20:09] * Matsuo Shin smiles..even as the child squishes his face
[20:10] <Orion Felinus> Perhaps you should introduce yourself to her?
[20:12] <Matsuo Shin> ..should I introduce myself by my name or tell her that i'm...
[20:15] <Orion Felinus> Speak to her with confidence, my lord. If you speak with fear or a shaken voice, she may lose confidence in you.
[20:17] * Matsuo Shin looks to the child
[20:17] <Matsuo Shin> ....hello there...I'm your papa
[20:17] * Child pauses and blinks, looking at Matsuo
[20:18] <Child> ..papa?
[20:19] <Matsuo Shin> mmhm..papa
[20:19] * Child paueses..then runs back to the pile of things in the room...looking for something
[20:20] <Matsuo Shin> ..am I doing alright, orion?
[20:20] * Orion Felinus nods approvingly
[20:23] * Matsuo Shin watches as the Child runs back...and shows Matsuo a picture book..it shows a family of teddy bears....there's a mama, papa and a baby (it's the three bears fairy tale)
[20:26] * Orion Felinus smiles
[20:28] * Child points to the papa bear
[20:28] <Child> papa?
[20:29] <Matsuo Shin> mmhm..papa
[20:29] * Child points to hte little bear
[20:29] <Matsuo Shin> you *points to the child*
[20:30] * Child giggles..then points to the mama bear
[20:30] * Matsuo Shin looks to orion..
[20:30] * Orion Felinus sighs...but nods.
[20:32] <Matsuo Shin> ..you'll meet Mama later
[20:35] * Matsuo Shin blinks as the child suddenly sits right in front of him with the picture book
[20:35] <Orion Felinus> I think she wants you to read to her.
[20:37] <Matsuo Shin> ..alright...
[20:39] * Matsuo Shin takes teh book..and starts to read to the child, who listens..
[20:45] * Matsuo Shin makes sure to empthisis each word..the child listenings super interested
[20:45] * Freya Felinus texts Orion ◜ where are you?◞
[20:53] * Orion Felinus texts Freya ◜I am providing Lord Matsuo with suport while he meets his child, my love.◞
[20:59] * Matsuo Shin is reading the story for the second time..she really wants to hear this story
[21:03] * Freya Felinus texts Orion ◜ how is it going?◞
[21:05] * Orion Felinus texts Freya ◜It is going well. He is reading to her :)◞
[21:10] * Freya Felinus texts Orion ◜ reminds me, you need to read to our children tonight◞
[21:14] * Matsuo Shin is on his third read..then stops...
[21:14] * Matsuo Shin notices the child has fallen asleep against him
[21:28] * Matsuo Shin carefully closes the book
[21:33] * Matsuo Shin carefully tries to move the child..and rests her against the bear
[21:33] <Matsuo Shin> let's go, orion
[21:39] * Matsuo Shin silently leaves...
[21:39] *** Matsuo Shin [Shin@history.um.u-tokyo.ac.jp] has left #suburbansenshi3
[21:50] *** Orion Felinus [MrBigKitty@JuubanU.edu.jp] has left #suburbansenshi3
[19:27] *** Summoner Cat [firstname.lastname@example.org] has joined #suburbansenshi3
[19:27] <@spiritflame> konbanwa Summoner Cat
[19:29] *** The Devil Mary Cry seems empty. Both Shiro and Dante are out hunting demons and angels. YingGirl is seen drawing in her notebook at the front desk
[19:29] *** Office^
[19:30] <Summoner Cat> you seem chipper, master
[19:30] <YingGirl> mmm.
[19:31] <Summoner Cat> so let me get you up to speed. People are saying they are being attacked in their dreams. Could this be the revival of the wickednes of Queen Nehelina?
[19:32] <Summoner Cat> A freddy kruger wannabe
[19:32] <Summoner Cat> or those damned lumon sages trying to get their right eye
[19:33] * YingGirl touches her right cheek, the tattoo underneath her eyes are still burns
[19:34] * YingGirl closes her notebook.
[19:34] <YingGirl> so why the worry? they can perfectly handle themselves
[19:36] <YingGirl> just because i stole power from a god, made the moon kingdom perish by not using the phoenix...
[19:36] <YingGirl> ...why would the decendants of the moon kingdom want me around?
[19:37] <Summoner Cat> master, you really need to socialize
[19:38] <YingGirl> i'm perfectly fine watching the office until he returns
[19:39] <Summoner Cat> - you really do miss him? -
[19:39] * YingGirl is slightly shaking, holding her tears
[19:40] <YingGirl> how can i be a real sailor soldier if i am in love with a half demon and a lighting swordsman?
[19:41] <YingGirl> all the years, hunted by the outers because they thought i may harm their princess
[19:42] <YingGirl> my ragged outfit proves i'll never get an upgrade.
[19:42] <YingGirl> so i had to steal my powers.
[19:42] <YingGirl> and now...
[19:42] <YingGirl> it killing me.
[19:45] <YingGirl> the goddess Jubileus flows in my viens, i can crush their tardis runned hotel. having their screams fill me with estcasy
[19:45] <YingGirl> veins^
[19:45] <YingGirl> but the cost of using her powers for that...
[19:46] <YingGirl> is to decrease my own life.
[19:48] <YingGirl> i thought i told everyone i can't see them is that i'm under a strange illness
[19:48] <YingGirl> but it's best to stay away. i never was one of their friends
[19:49] <YingGirl> i don't want anyone to mourn my short life
[19:50] * YingGirl looks in the mirror.
[19:50] *** YingGirl is is the new owner of the Right Eye of The World that she stolen from. A soldier who rides alone. She carries a sword behind her back know as Yato, a Divine sword. She's a freelance Assassin that fights against Abstergo Entertainment. Tread wisely.
Her image Song is: Lucia by Nights of Azure 2: Bride of the New Moon.
She is Level 1.
[19:50] <YingGirl> for once, i just want to see him before my time is up
[19:51] <YingGirl> but that makes me jealous
[19:51] <YingGirl> dante...
[19:52] <YingGirl> wherever you are, please be safe
[19:53] * YingGirl has tears running down her eyes
[19:53] <YingGirl> ness, get yourself together
[19:54] <YingGirl> you got to be strong
[19:54] <YingGirl> you can do this
[19:55] <Summoner Cat> master, it's time for your medication
[19:55] *** Ying gets up from the desk, wiping her tears from her eyes
[19:56] * YingGirl heads to the bedroom to take her meds
[19:57] * Summoner Cat follows his master
[19:57] *** Summoner Cat [email@example.com] has left #suburbansenshi3 (i'm sure he'll understand)
[19:58] *** YingGirl [firstname.lastname@example.org] has left #suburbansenshi3 (i got to fix this.)
[18:06] *** Station Zeta-Oma...a city sized space station far outside the Sol System....the area is surrounded by spacecraft of a multitude of species...
[18:06] *** Matsumi Kaze [AirGal@QTech.com] has joined #suburbansenshi3
[18:06] <@spiritflame> konbanwa Matsumi Kaze
*** Happy Birthday, Mizuno Ami!!
[18:06] * Matsumi Kaze walks in, looking around..she's dressed in her princess gown
[18:06] <Matsumi Kaze> ....
[18:06] <Matsumi Kaze> oh god there are so many people here...I'm going to go....
[18:07] * Matsumi Kaze turns to try and leave but Hideki grabs her by the arm and turns her around
[18:07] <Matsumi Kaze> there's too many people T_T
[18:07] <Hideki Kaze> ...you can't run now...we have a job to do
[18:09] <Joanna Smithson> god..i feel redicious in this damn thing....
[18:09] * Joanna Smithson tugs at the ribbon around her neck...she's dressed in a princess dress like Matsumi but the colors are reversed
[18:09] <Freya Felinus> do not tug on your ribbion..it will come loose.....
[18:10] *** a small sphere like robot buzzes by and injects something into the back of each of their necks
[18:10] <Joanna Smithson> OW WTF
[18:11] <Matsumi Kaze> gah what the he-
[18:11] * Matsumi Kaze blinks as she's able to understand the room suddenly
[18:11] <Matsumi Kaze> ....translator?
[18:11] <Hideki Kaze> let's go and mingle...
[18:12] * Matsumi Kaze and Hideki walk off into the crowd...while Jo and the daughters of Matsumi seperate to mingle in other spots
[18:17] * is with a few Mycidians, who are chatting with a Ferengi group......it has turned into a bargaining contest
[18:17] <@spiritflame> ATTENTION: Janice is already registered. Check your password or enter a new name.
[18:17] * Janise ^
[18:19] *** Sean Collins [NobleFlame@TitansEarl.gov] has joined #suburbansenshi3
[18:19] <@spiritflame> konbanwa Sean Collins
*** Happy Birthday, Mizuno Ami!!
[18:20] * Sean Collins walks in, dressed to the nines as Matsumi's Bodyguard.
[18:20] * Matsumi Kaze is a bit overwhelmed by the crowds
[18:21] * the small robot sphere floats by and injects a needle into Sean's neck
[18:23] <Sean Collins> OW! hey!
[18:23] * the languages of the various aliens in the station can now be understood by Sean
[18:26] <Hideki Kaze> thank you for coming, Sean
[18:26] <Sean Collins> Sheesh...could find a less invasive way to do that...
[18:26] * Hideki Kaze is dressed in his Quinox Knight armor, but wearing a cape
[18:26] <Sean Collins> My pleasure. I wouldn't leave yu guys in a bad spot
[18:28] * a large plump...head on legs walks by
[18:29] <Alien Head> make way for the GREAT WAROOM.....
[18:29] * Alien Head pushes past Sean and Hideki
[18:34] <Hideki Kaze> ...
[18:34] <Sean Collins> Oof!
[18:35] * GREAT WAROOM immediatly gets into an arguement with another alien delegate
[18:36] <Sean Collins> Rude bunch...
[18:37] <Sean Collins> Hey Matsumi...don't let these oversized melon heads intimidate you.
[18:41] * Matsumi Kaze is getting barraged by questions from some tall thin aliens with large bulbious heads
[18:41] <Matsumi Kaze> @_@ um..well..uh...
[18:42] * Sean Collins listens in on the questions...
[18:47] <alien delegate> what is your view on the utlitization of the present treaties in view of the new planetary mining rights?
[18:47] <alien delegate 2> do you agree the armageddon treaty should be reformed in a looser manner?
[18:49] * Sean Collins steps in. "I am sorry...but her Majesty must prepare for the summit. Rest assured, all questions will be answered once the summit is in progress."
[18:51] * the aliens just glance at Sean........
[18:51] * Matsumi Kaze uses this chance to dart out of the way >_>
[18:52] * Sean Collins gives a curt bow and follows after Matsumi once she is clear. "Please, excuse us."
[18:54] <Matsumi Kaze> thanks, sean >_>
[18:57] <Matsumi Kaze> ugh I should never have gotten involved in this stuff
[18:58] * Joanna Smithson is arguing with a few ice warriors..
[19:04] <Freya Felinus> don't be so hard on yourself....you are doing a fine job
[19:15] <Sean Collins> Maybe we should have Orion join in too. He was advisor to the empress.
[19:24] * Freya Felinus waves off some drinks being offered to her
[19:28] <Sean Collins> What do you think, Freya?
[19:29] <Freya Felinus> it's most likely a good idea...
[19:29] * There's an attempt to end a fight between several species who have gotten drunk
[19:33] * Matsumi Kaze DUCKS to avoid something being thrown
[19:36] <Matsumi Kaze> GEEZ!
[19:41] <Matsumi Kaze> ..thought this stuff would be alot safer...
[19:45] * Sean Collins puts up a Silence wall around their party to protect them from the fight
[19:46] * Sean Collins punches in some numbers in a transporter remote....
[19:49] <Matsumi Kaze> WAS THAT A TABLE?
[19:50] * Orion Felinus suddenly appears in the middle of the group...wearing an apron and oven mitts, holding a casserole...
[19:50] <Orion Felinus> Huh?! Wha-?! Where am I?! What is going on?!
[19:51] <Sean Collins> Sorry Orion. Kinda a last second teleport. ^^;;
[19:51] <Orion Felinus> Young master, you should at least give me some forward warning!
[19:52] * The cantina guys tries to play over the din of the fight
[19:55] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte and Exeter appear
[19:55] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> This isn't Nandos!
[19:55] <Exeter L. Wakefield> No, this isn't
[19:55] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte looks around
[19:55] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I want my takeaway
[19:55] <Exeter L. Wakefield> I think we're the ones that got taken away
[19:57] * Exeter L. Wakefield looks around for food
[19:59] *** the area is a HUUUGE city sized station.....it's full of different alien species...all of them politicians or rulers or such
[20:00] * Matsumi Kaze , dressed in her princess dress, with her group, trying to avoid the projectiles from the fight going on nearby
[20:00] <Exeter L. Wakefield> Careful Paise, this place is chock full of interstellar hoi polloi.
[20:00] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Wonderful.
[20:01] * Orion Felinus removes his arpon, and mits, wrapping the casserole up in them to keep it warm.
[20:01] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte looks for a food tray or something
[20:02] <Orion Felinus> So, what did you need me for that I was so rudly removed from my home and kitchen?
[20:02] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte heard "kitchen".
[20:03] <Sean Collins> Matsumi needs advice for this summit. I figured the Grand Vizier to the Empress of Saturn could help her best.
[20:03] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte 's stomach rumbles
[20:03] <Exeter L. Wakefield> On a station this big there have to be food vendors.
[20:03] <Orion Felinus> Oh, I see...forgive me.
[20:04] * there are all manner of food vendors....it's just most of them look...very alien
[20:04] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Can you get me something that doesn't look like it came out of urotskidoji pleaase?
[20:04] <Exeter L. Wakefield> We will get it together
[20:06] * A group of Sontarans walk by...apperently having been invited to this little meeting
[20:08] * A Vorlon is having a discussion with an Osiarin near one of the eating booths
[20:10] * Exeter L. Wakefield and Paisley are havingsome Space Pizza and listening
[20:11] <Exeter L. Wakefield> I thought all the Osirans were dead
[20:11] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Don't be rude
[20:11] * two Sulibans glance at Exeter and Paisley...
[20:12] <Matsumi Kaze> ...so apperently i'm suppose to make some kind of speech, orion...about the status of the solar system?
[20:12] * Exeter L. Wakefield looks back at them with a "I know what you did last time war" look
[20:13] * Orion Felinus 's casserole is giving off a delicious scent...
[20:14] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte smells the caeserole
[20:14] <Orion Felinus> I see. What are your peers looking to find here in the Sol?
[20:14] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Ex I know you like Space Pizza but maybe we should look into that meal there
[20:14] <Matsumi Kaze> ...I don't know! I just got dumped into this!
[20:14] <Exeter L. Wakefield> ...Are you seriously asking me to put away my Space Piza
[20:14] <?> MAT-SUMI OF QUINOX
[20:14] <Matsumi Kaze> hm?
[20:14] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> You're goign to end up being Pizza the Hutt you know this right
[20:15] * Matsumi Kaze turns only to find herself looking at a bunch of high decorated humanoid rhinos
[20:15] <Exeter L. Wakefield> I will not end up eating myself to death
[20:15] <Matsumi Kaze> ..oh boy...
[20:15] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I dunno aggravate me enough ... :P
[20:16] <Orion Felinus> Matsumi-sama. For now, we need to learn more about what these others are looking for. You must stand tall, speak firmly, and before you give an answer, rebuttle their questions to get as much information you can before you give an answer.
[20:16] <Alien Rhinos> WHAT IS YOUR VIEW ON THE SOVERENTY OF THE PRIMATIVE SYSTEMS
[20:16] <Matsumi Kaze> ........
[20:17] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Are those Judoon?
[20:17] <Exeter L. Wakefield> Try not to stare
[20:17] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> They're so horny
[20:17] <Alien Rhino> DO YOU AGREE SUCH SYSTEMS SHOULD BE UNDER THE GUIDING CONTROL OF A CONTROLLING SECURITY FORCE
[20:18] <Exeter L. Wakefield> That was a horrible pun and you should be ashamed
[20:18] <Matsumi Kaze> um well.....
[20:18] <Orion Felinus> This is a good opportunity...first, ry to have them reveal what they mean by "primitive systems" and what their views on their soverenty is.
[20:19] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> do you know what else is horny
[20:19] <Exeter L. Wakefield> eat your food :P
[20:20] <Delvian Priestess> I think you will find, Judoon, that such matters should be handled with greater fineness....they have no need of your hard earned tactics...or your need for oppertunities....
[20:20] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> not me ass... (not right now ) - That Vorlon. It's sizing up the Osiran
[20:20] <Exeter L. Wakefield> no :O
[20:20] <Alien Rhino> DO YOU IMPLY WE SEEK TO TAKE ADVANTAGE, PLANT!?
[20:20] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte nods vigorously
[20:21] * Exeter L. Wakefield looks again. Oh. Oh damn
[20:21] * Orion Felinus 's casserole is sitting on a table with the group...currently unattended...
[20:21] <Delvian Priestess> I am not the one who spoke of such things...now am I?
[20:22] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte sneaks away from Ex because while she loves him she only tolerates Space Pizza and that Caserole is much more appealing
[20:22] * Alien Rhino SNARLS angerly...
[20:22] * Matsumi Kaze glances to Orion
[20:22] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte Solid Snakes to the Casserole
[20:22] <Matsumi Kaze> well...first off.....
[20:22] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> <_<
[20:22] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> >_>
[20:23] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ^ ^
[20:23] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> v v
[20:23] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> A B A B
[20:23] <Matsumi Kaze> I disagree with the notion of a primative system....the idea is without merit..each culture is of it's own worth...
[20:23] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> <- ->
[20:23] <Orion Felinus> Seems someone else is being confrontational.
[20:23] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte attempts to swipe the casserole!
[20:24] <Matsumi Kaze> as for...placing them under the protection of...advanced civilizations...
[20:24] * Orion Felinus 's casserole is swiped!
[20:24] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> /em sneaks back over to Exeter
[20:24] <Exeter L. Wakefield> ...
[20:24] <Exeter L. Wakefield> What... what ahev you done?
[20:24] <Matsumi Kaze> ...such actions should only be made with the consent of the people....not as a forced move
[20:24] * Matsumi Kaze is sweating beads...
[20:25] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte replies "Nothing" whilst stuffing her face with Casserole
[20:25] <Orion Felinus> You are doing well, Matsumi-sama