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[22:43] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Umm, far be it from me to stop you and miss Goatse there from having a "From here to Eternity" moment in the pounding surf, but...
<C'est_la_V> Damn! I should have thought of that!!
[22:44] <@Dr_Xadium> Mina, you wanted to snuggle in the surf with a goat?

welcome to #suburbansenshi3

[22:27] *** @The Intern [neminixblipsonara@cia674.panopticon.gallfrey.kasterborous.sen] has joined #suburbansenshi3
[22:27] *** +luna_P sets mode +o @The Intern

[22:27] <+luna_P> Evening, @The Intern
[22:27] <+luna_P> Welcome to Suburban Senshi: Where DBZ is still high art
[22:27] * @The Intern claims this log for FOOD
[22:27] <@The Intern> Scalpel?
[22:27] *** The Scalpel has joined #suburbansenshi3
[22:27] <+luna_P> Evening, The Scalpel
[22:27] <+luna_P> Welcome to Suburban Senshi: number 1 in charts ox
[22:27] * The Scalpel looks..unusually agitated
[22:27] <@The Intern> What good timing! I'm going to need your help with so...
[22:27] <@The Intern> are you all right?
[22:28] <The Scalpel> are you alone
[22:28] <The Scalpel> - ARE YOU -
[22:28] <@The Intern> Yes.
[22:29] <@The Intern> Wait a moment.
[22:29] * @The Intern sets up a Dimensional Cutout to isolate them

[22:29] *** PRIVATE ACTION START - This cannot be scryed or otherwise seen unless the players involved allow it.

[22:29] <@The Intern> I've secured the area.
[22:29] <The Scalpel> good
[22:30] * The Scalpel looks around
[22:31] <@The Intern> What
[22:31] <@The Intern> What's wrong, Hollichem?
[22:31] <The Scalpel> it started with the glitches...
[22:31] <The Scalpel> my usual calculations
[22:31] <The Scalpel> and then the time blink
[22:32] <@The Intern> ..It's very unlike you to make errors in your calcuations.
[22:32] <@The Intern> ...I'd sooner believe Space was changing its constants.
[22:33] <The Scalpel> I had to I applied a requestion to check the matrix
[22:33] * @The Intern nods
[22:34] <The Scalpel> it was rejected so I checked it anyway through a tap
[22:34] <@The Intern> ...rejected?
[22:34] * @The Intern frowns
[22:35] <@The Intern> What did you find out?
[22:35] <The Scalpel> the high council had put a clamp down on further matrix readings...and I found out why
[22:36] <The Scalpel>'s a code black
[22:36] <The Scalpel> ...the Matrix is no longer recieving any data
[22:36] <@The Intern> .................
[22:36] <@The Intern> But tha means...
[22:36] <The Scalpel> don't you see?
[22:37] <The Scalpel> there is no future
[22:37] <@The Intern> I do.
[22:37] <@The Intern> ....
[22:37] *** wait wait back to the story
[22:38] <@The Intern> (There was a time in my life when that would happen eevery half hour or so on missions)
[22:38] <@The Intern> (I never could figure out why)
[22:39] <@The Intern> ..What is the dateline of the last Matrix reading before it goes black?
[22:41] <The Scalpel> it's restricted..even I couldn't get through to it
[22:43] <@The Intern> ...
[22:43] <@The Intern> Who else knows about this?
[22:43] <The Scalpel> ..other then the high council..only me as far as I know
[22:46] <@The Intern> ...we need help if we're going to prevent this.
[22:46] <The Scalpel> what did you need my help on
[22:47] <@The Intern> ....Simon Kerrick is alive.
[22:47] <@The Intern> I wanted help cmpletely duplicating the space-time event that is one of his ships so we could dissect it without alerting him.
[22:48] <@The Intern> You're the expert on Space-time simensional operations...
[22:48] <The Scalpel> possible yes
[22:48] <@The Intern> However honestly I think right now I need to help you.
[22:54] <The Scalpel> ..very well
[22:55] <@The Intern> Should we tell Dead-Eyes?
[22:58] * The Scalpel nods
[23:08] * @The Intern paces
[23:08] <@The Intern> Surely the High Counsil wouldn't just give up.
[23:08] <@The Intern> They must be investigating.
[23:09] <@The Intern> We need more infromation, or a place to start looking.
[23:10] <The Scapel> hm
[23:19] <The Scapel> we should go
[23:20] <@The Intern> All right.
[23:20] <@The Intern> Where to?
[23:24] <The Scapel> a secure location
[23:25] <@The Intern> all right.
[23:25] * @The Intern produces a Time Ring
[23:25] * @The Intern switches it to Black Mode
[23:25] * @The Intern keys in some quadruple-encrypted co-ordinates
[23:25] * @The Intern takes Hollichem's arm
[23:26] *** @The Intern [neminixblipsonara@cia674.panopticon.gallfrey.kasterborous.sen] has left #suburbansenshi3 (To one of my Safe Houses)


[21:54] *** Has D.Kakaku gone to the Temple of Bastet in Japan, and publicly offered it his blessings. Did he donate land to the temple a furlong in all directions, and give them enough hammered gold to cover the alter? Did he yet provide that temple it with wine for 10 moons..... or has he NOT done these things?
[22:02] * D.Kakaku has publicly offered it his blessings, though not without an assassination attempt, he has donated land, he is currently hammmering the gold as he figured it would take about 18 pounds of hammered gold to cover it, as for the wine, he has it on auto delivery.
[22:02] <D.Kakaku> /md *not without an assassination attempt on him.
[22:03] *** So he has done all of those things except to visit the temple itself.
[22:04] <D.Kakaku> (( shall we do a mid-stop pit trip so he can actually visit? ))
[22:04] *** That is not necessary at this time, as he has shown he intends to follow up by completing the much-more-difficult requirements.
[22:05] *** Do not forget about it, though.
[22:05] <D.Kakaku> (( type it down and pin it in discord chat ))

[23:30] *** Undisclosed Location
[23:31] <Monokuma> There hasn't been any sign of The Ultimate Will for months...
[23:32] <???> ....pupupupupuu... that's unfortunate.
[23:32] <???> ...I so wanted to test myself against her...
[23:32] <Monokuma> ...but I did find out something bear-y interesting...
[23:33] <???> Oh?
[23:34] <Monokuma> ...that Businessman, Veidt...
[23:34] <Monokuma> He thinks he so clever, setting up a twisted scheme to force the world to do what he wants....
[23:35] <???> ...really, now?
[23:35] <Monokuma> He thinks he can bring ultimate peace by breaking a few eggs and putting on a little show~
[23:36] <???> Pupupupupuu.... how unheroic of him~
[23:36] <Monokuma> Isn't it~? Pupupupupupu!
[23:37] <???> This could be the chance I need...
[23:37] * ??? is away: What if we hijack his little simulation for something a little more... potent....
[23:38] *** Monokuma [] has left #suburbansenshi3 (Oh be still my furry heart! Could this Be the Ultimate--)

[18:30] <@spiritflame> Current Location is: A small village in the Phillipines
[18:32] *** A group of children are playing outside when they look up and than immediately run back to their homes, calling out to adults
[18:33] *** The children lead out an old man, who looks up at the sky
[18:33] <spiritflame> rolls 1d10 [ 5 ]
[18:34] * at first does not see it but he looks harder and frowns to himself
[18:34] * the old man at first does not see it but he looks harder and frowns to himself
[18:34] <the old man> I see. So it has come then.
[18:35] <the old man> The time of Bakunawa is upon us once more

[20:44] <spiritflame> @The Intern rolls 1d20 [ 7 ]
[20:44] <spiritflame> Meiji Doyle rolls 1d20 [ 2 ]
[20:45] *** Sorry Meiji looks like Intern gets first crack
[20:45] <Meiji Doyle> ...That's fine I'd cause a massive derail anyway.

[20:52] <@spiritflame> Current Location is: Airport, the Kingdom of Bhutan
[20:53] *** D.Kakaku has joined #suburbansenshi3
[20:53] <+luna_P> Evening, D.Kakaku
[20:53] <+luna_P> Welcome to Suburban Senshi: Aiming at your Spleen... Target Miss!
[20:53] *** The Kingdom of Bhutan. The people seem happy and friendly to everybody who gets off the plane.
[20:54] <D.Kakaku> (heh.. smiles for miles)
[20:54] *** There are people selling Bhutanese dumplings, ingredients, souvenirs, and all kinds of things.
[20:56] *** There are phone and internet kiosks, and the scenery around the airport looks beautiful.
[20:56] * D.Kakaku checks out the scenery.
[20:58] *** Bhutan is a model of conservation. Everything is spectacular.
[20:58] * D.Kakaku checks out some of the marketplace.
[21:01] *** It looks like a lot of the cuisine inovolves red rice. The seasoning involves hot peppers. There are also stores that serve people on stopovers looking to try a 'just this once" exotic dish. Yak butter and yak meat is displayed prominently here, and you can even buy yak-hair socks!
[21:03] * D.Kakaku forgoes some of the cuisine, he doesn't like spicy food.
[21:04] *** Unfortunate, because a lot of it is spicy, but there are other things with savory cheeses, and when people see you are a tourist, they welcome you and solicit their wares.
[21:05] * D.Kakaku looks at some of the wares.
[21:07] *** Everything that you could expect from an airport and more are here.
[21:08] <D.Kakaku> is there a map of the kingdom?
[21:08] *** There are LOADS of maps for various toursists. For cheap.
[21:11] * D.Kakaku buys a cheap map with a list of locations.
[21:14] *** The main destinations seem to be the Dzongs (fortresses) monateries, high mountain passes, and temples. There are also lots of places to see wildlife, since Bhutan has set aside specific places not only for national parks, but left wilderness connecting them for the use of animals.
[21:17] * D.Kakaku looks for meeting places, factory locations, etc.
[21:23] *** Thimphu is the capital and largest cityof Bhutan with lots of important places. Phuntsholing is another large city that sits on the border with India, making it a trading center. Another city, though trade within it has dropped off recently, is Samdrup, in the east. Other cities exist too, but you notice that the populations of these areas are very small.
[21:25] * D.Kakaku looks at the map to see whre he is in bhutan.
[21:27] * D.Kakaku checks his gps location, barring the previous option.
[21:27] *** You are in Paro Airport, since it is the only international airport.
[21:28] *** You are just outside of Paro, which is west of the Capital City, Thiemphu.
[21:29] <D.Kakaku> (hmmm, I may assume Isabella is either here or in Thimphu, in any case, I might need a temporary guide.)
[21:31] * D.Kakaku looks for any important buildings in Paro.
[21:32] *** There is a huge fortified monastery on the top of the hill. That is by far the largest building.
[21:33] *** In fact, that is the ONLY large building.
[21:33] * D.Kakaku checks to see if it's residential, industrial or commercial
[21:34] *** it is religious--a Museum with ancient treasures which mostly, and regrettably, were destroyed by a recent fire.
[21:36] * D.Kakaku decides to mark it down for later, and tries looking for a map of Thimphu
[21:37] *** You find some!
[21:37] * D.Kakaku buys some and takes a look at them
[21:38] *** The capital proudly speaks about being one of the four highest capital cities in the world. It has mostly agriculture and livestock as a production base. There are all kinds of important buildings, as well as the dwelling-place of the king and national legal body.
[21:39] * D.Kakaku looks to see if there are any commercial districts there and residential as well
[21:42] *** There really aren't. There is a very strict urban planning system. There is an incense factory, and you see that there are signs touting the development of an upcoming IT complex there which is "soon to be built."
[21:43] *** You also see that there are public information pamphlets that inform you that, should you get injured in the nation of Bhutan, the hospitals will treat you for free. :D
[21:44] * D.Kakaku asks where this "IT complex" is going to be.
[21:44] <spiritflame> Bhutan rolls 1d6 [ 6 ]
[21:45] <Bhutan Citizen> Oh, I heard about that. It's supposed to have very high-tech facilities. It's going to be at Babesa, inside Thimphu's city limits. :D
[21:45] <Bhutan Citizen> We sure hope you have a wonderful time here, sir!
[21:46] <D.Kakaku> thank you
[21:47] <D.Kakaku> (babesa, eh?)
[21:47] <D.Kakaku> is there residential spots in babesa?
[21:47] <Bhutan Citizen> I'm not sure, sir. I'm from Paro. :D
[21:48] <Bhutan Citizen> If you are lost from your tour group, just go to the clerk for help. I'm sure they will help you find them. :D
[21:48] <D.Kakaku> I'm not with a tour group.
[21:49] <Bhutan Citizen> Well, that's quite unusual, since tourism is carefully regulated here. We need to protect the ecosystem of the valley, after all. So where are you going, sir? :D
[21:49] <D.Kakaku> have you met someone with a sort of blonde, prehensile hair?
[21:50] * Bhutan Citizen laughs heartily. "Oh sir, you are very funny!" :D
[21:50] <D.Kakaku> I am, am I?
[21:50] <Bhutan Citizen> I'll have to tell my family about that once I return to my smiling children today. :D
[21:50] <Bhutan Citizen> Won't you excuse me, sir?
[21:51] * Bhutan Citizen goes away and talks to somebody who is wearing a uniform, and points to D.Kakaku.
[21:51] <D.Kakaku> oh, sure.
[21:51] *** Bhutan Official has joined #suburbansenshi3
[21:51] <+luna_P> Evening, Bhutan Official
[21:51] <+luna_P> Suburban Senshi has achieved the Iso Motion
[21:51] <D.Kakaku> hm?
[21:51] * Bhutan Official walks over.
[21:51] <Bhutan Official> Hello there. That man told me that you might need some help. Welcome to our nation. How can I assist you, sir?
[21:52] <D.Kakaku> hello, I'm looking for someone who may have arrived here a while ago.
[21:53] <Bhutan Official> Ah, splendid. :D
[21:55] <Bhutan Official> I'll help you however I can.
[21:56] <Bhutan Official> Are you trying to find a family member or friend, or another tour group member? :D
[21:56] <D.Kakaku> friend, actually
[21:57] <Bhutan Official> Okay :D
[21:57] <Bhutan Official> I'll help you if I can, but of course we take the privacy of our citizens and traveling visitors most seriously. I'm sure you understand. :D
[21:58] <D.Kakaku> I understand.
[21:59] <Bhutan Official> Are you intending to spend the night here in Paro, or are you planning on travelling somewhere else tonight?
[22:00] <D.Kakaku> depends, are there any fancy places to go to here?
[22:01] <Bhutan Official> I think there are many interesting places, but most people go to the Capital from here, sir. :D
[22:01] <D.Kakaku> such as?
[22:03] * Bhutan Official looks a little confused. "I'm very sorry, sir. Did you say you were looking for a place to visit to spend the night, or that you were looking for somebody who was your friend?"
[22:03] <Bhutan Official> :D
[22:04] <D.Kakaku> both, actually, but #2 may be my main priority.
[22:05] <Bhutan Official> Ah, well then, as I said before, I shall help you however I am able.
[22:05] <Bhutan Official> :D
[22:07] * D.Kakaku looks to see who the Bhutan official really is.
[22:07] <Bhutan Official> is something wrong?
[22:07] * Bhutan Official finds a mirror
[22:07] * Bhutan Official looks at Bhuton Official.
[22:07] *** Bhuton Official is your average everyday Bhuton Official

[22:08] * D.Kakaku was wondering whether the official was a he or a she XD
[22:09] <D.Kakaku> I'm looking for someone, can I describe her?
[22:09] <Bhutan Official> If you wish?
[22:09] <Bhutan Official> :D
[22:10] <D.Kakaku> well, She's blonde, I think, with prehensile hair.
[22:10] <Bhutan Official> Did you say "prehensile?"
[22:11] <Bhutan Official> I'm very sorry, perhaps I don't know English as well as I hoped. I have never heard that word! :D
[22:11] <Bhutan Official> Could you please explain what "prehensile" means, sir? :D
[22:11] <D.Kakaku> I'd say hair covering one side of the face?
[22:13] <Bhutan Official> Hmmmmmm....
[22:13] <spiritflame> Bhutan Official rolls 1d20 [ 19 ]
[22:13] <Bhutan Official> YES!
[22:13] <Bhutan Official> I did see somebody like that. Golden-colored hair?
[22:13] <Bhutan Official> Very elaborate?
[22:14] <D.Kakaku> yes!
[22:14] <Bhutan Official> Yes, I saw her entourage. Very elaborate. She met with the SEAARC ministers.
[22:14] <D.Kakaku> Seaarc?
[22:14] <Bhutan Official> Ah, yes sir.
[22:14] <D.Kakaku> did you get her name?
[22:14] <Bhutan Official> The South East Asian Alliance for Regional Cooperation
[22:14] * D.Kakaku hopes the name matches what he's looking for.
[22:14] <Bhutan Official> SEAARC
[22:15] <Bhutan Official> At least, I'm pretty confident that is what it stands for!
[22:15] <D.Kakaku> I mean the girl's name, not the organization.
[22:15] <Bhutan Official> Her name? I'm very sorry, sir, I didn't ask. It looked very important, and none of her group needed my help.
[22:16] <D.Kakaku> do you know where Seaarc is, then?
[22:17] <Bhutan Official> Oh yes sir. It is in Thimphu. Their headquarters is there.
[22:19] <D.Kakaku> any apartments in thimpu?
[22:19] <Bhutan Official> I am sure there are plenty of places for tourists like yourself to say, sir.
[22:19] <Bhutan Official> I'd be happy to call ahead for you to arrange a place for you to stay?
[22:19] <Bhutan Official> :D
[22:20] <D.Kakaku> sure, how long to reach thimphu?
[22:21] <Bhutan Official> Well, it's 34 miles from here, but we have regular shuttles. It should not take you too long.
[22:21] <Bhutan Official> :D
[22:22] <D.Kakaku> ok, can I get on one?
[22:23] <Bhutan Official> Certainly sir, there's one leaving in 2 minutes right over there.
[22:23] *** There's a small vehicle there, about 100 feet away. How convenient!
[22:25] * D.Kakaku gets into the vehicle.
[22:26] *** The vehicle drives you to Thimphu
[22:27] <D.Kakaku> thanks for the drive
[22:28] * D.Kakaku gets off
[22:28] <@spiritflame> Current Location is: Thimphu
[22:29] *** you are now in the capitol of Bhutan. There are many city lights, and they glint off the snow on the mountaintops.
[22:29] <D.Kakaku> huh, now tht is amazing!
[22:30] * D.Kakaku looks for anythign pertaining to SEAARC and its guests.
[22:31] *** There are temples, buildings, schools, and hospitals. The people here seem to be happy.
[22:31] *** Luckily, you are looking for something that many other travellers would look for often enough it would be printed in many languages.
[22:33] * D.Kakaku looks for the SEAARC Guest list then.
[22:33] * Daniel's Brochure says "Langjupakha is a northeastern district of Thimphu. Located on the eastern bank of the Wang Chuu it contains the Royal Banquet Hall, SAARC building and National Assembly and Centre for Bhutan Studies"
[22:34] <D.Kakaku> (hmmm, is there no upcoming guest lists?)
[22:34] * D.Kakaku keeps looking for anything looking like a guest list.
[22:35] *** These are not public knowledge.
[22:35] <D.Kakaku> (well dang, nothing.)
[22:35] *** You might MAYBE get a clue from a sign or something directing people of a specific conference to meet at a specific point. Roll a d20.
[22:36] <spiritflame> D.Kakaku rolls 1d20 [ 16 ]
[22:36] *** Sorry.
[22:36] *** oh screw it, roll again.
[22:36] <spiritflame> D.Kakaku rolls 1d20 [ 18 ]
[22:37] *** There are various "schedules" available as to the conferences that are going on.
[22:37] * D.Kakaku takes a look at the schedules.
[22:39] *** There is a conference upcoming about new architecture, one about the Urban Planning policy, one about the Hydroelectric Dam commissions, one about bicycle sharing ideas, and one aboutpotentially includind a manufacturing facility alongside the new IT complex, and speaking with sponsors.
[22:40] * D.Kakaku looks at the start times of the first one and the latter two
[22:41] <spiritflame> Daniel's Brochure rolls 2d6 [ 2, 2 ]
[22:41] *** They are all over for today.
[22:41] *** At least, though, the rooms are still booked for tomorrow too.
[22:41] * D.Kakaku looks for when the next ones start.
[22:42] *** This is not public knowledge.
[22:43] <D.Kakaku> hmm.
[22:43] <D.Kakaku> (I guess it's all down to chance. I wonder where the guesta are staying?)
[22:44] *** There are plenty of hotels nearby, with numbers of rooms ready precisely linked to the expected tourist numbers.
[22:45] * D.Kakaku looks for clues as to which hotel Isabella Santorini is most likely staying at.
[22:47] *** There are (1d6) possible hotels!
[22:47] <spiritflame> Bhutan rolls 1d6 [ 3 ]
[22:47] * Bhutan has THREE main hotels in its capitol.
[22:47] <spiritflame> Bhutan rolls 2d6 [ 1, 3 ]
[22:48] *** They are all comparable in quality, though.
[22:48] <D.Kakaku> hmmI might have to look at their guest lists.
[22:48] <spiritflame> D.Kakaku rolls 1d3 [ 2 ]
[22:49] * D.Kakaku decides to go in Hotel #2
[22:49] <Bhutan Clerk> Hello sir :D
[22:50] <D.Kakaku> hi there.
[22:50] <Bhutan Clerk> Welcome to the Hotel Jumolhari!
[22:50] <Bhutan Clerk> How may I serve you?
[22:50] <Bhutan Clerk> :D
[22:51] <D.Kakaku> is this hotel serving guests for SEAARC conventions?
[22:52] <Bhutan Clerk> If you are a guest for the convention, or not, we will happily allow ou to stay. Do you have a reservation with us?
[22:53] <D.Kakaku> no reservation, unfortunately, but can I take a look at the guest listing?
[22:53] <Bhutan Clerk> I'm very sorry, sir, but that is private.
[22:53] <Bhutan Clerk> We take the privacy of our guests extremely seriously, including yours, if you decide to be our guest as well. So how may I help you this lovely evening? :D
[22:54] <D.Kakaku> oh... well, I guess I'll take a room here.
[22:55] <D.Kakaku> (and maybe at the other two as well)
[22:55] <Bhutan Clerk> Very well. That will be 150 dollars!
[22:56] <D.Kakaku> ohh
[22:56] * D.Kakaku pays the $150
[22:57] <Bhutan Clerk> Thank you sir! Here is the key to your room. There are plenty of pamphlets explaining your privileges and options!
[22:57] <Bhutan Clerk> Have a wonderful night!
[22:57] * Bhutan Clerk smiles. :D
[22:57] <D.Kakaku> you too.
[22:58] * D.Kakaku looks to see if the clerk is a man or woman before going up to the room number on the key.
[23:00] * Bhutan Clerk is a man.
[23:00] *** You get to your room with no problem.
[23:02] * D.Kakaku looks around at the room
[23:03] *** Looks like your typical hotel room---it also has windows which you can use to scope out the action downtown.
[23:04] * D.Kakaku decides to scope out the action form the window
[23:07] *** You look around outside, but it's really hard to see anything at night. If you waited for the day, you could likely see whatever you wanted, since if Isabella is here, she'd be no problem to identify, unless she is disguised.
[23:07] <D.Kakaku> nighttime defeats me again.
[23:19] * D.Kakaku looks around for any cameras and air vents.
[23:20] *** There aren't cameras, but there are AC vents.
[23:21] *** This is a HOTEL, not a spy movie.
[23:22] * D.Kakaku checks to see if they are running.
[23:24] *** They are not.
[23:24] *** THE temperature is temperate.
[23:25] <D.Kakaku> whew, It's clear for now.
[23:25] * D.Kakaku digs through his satchel and finds his suit.
[23:27] * D.Kakaku grows it to his size and puts it on.
[23:30] * D.Kakaku uses the suit to measure the size of the holes in the air vents
[23:30] <spiritflame> Bhutan Clerk rolls 1d4 [ 1 ]
[23:31] *** You are out of luck--the air vents have extremely fine screens to prevent pollen and filter air for contaminants.
[23:31] <D.Kakaku> well, shoot, I don't think I can get through there.
[23:32] * D.Kakaku looks to see if they can be taken off, from both the inside and outside.
[23:32] <spiritflame> Bhutan rolls 1d6 [ 5 ]
[23:33] *** They can, but with a special tool, though your suit might have it.
[23:33] * D.Kakaku looks through the suit for this special tool
[23:34] * D.Kakaku scans to see which tool is required.
[23:34] <spiritflame> Bhutan rolls 1d10 [ 1 ]
[23:35] *** you are out of luck. Seems like Iron Man mostly uses Metric!
[23:36] * D.Kakaku mentally converts to imperial, since it's the standard he was mostly raised on.
[23:37] *** you still don't have the tool. Sorry.
[23:38] <D.Kakaku> well, sheesh, I might as well wait until tomorrow
[23:39] * D.Kakaku orders a cup of Hot water to be delivered.
[23:40] *** You get that, and everything else you order
[23:42] * D.Kakaku decides to test the suit for a bit... and maybe have a hot bath in that cup of hot water..
[23:44] *** Everyting works out fine. Nobody ever suspects.
[23:47] *** paused

[00:54] <@spiritflame> Current Location is: Tokyo
[00:54] * A man stumbles through the night, whispering to himself and muttering, obviously in a panic
[00:55] * The man makes his way towards the Temple of Bastet, looking desperate and scared
[00:56] * The man bangs his fist against the door.......
[00:57] * The man whimpers and calls out to someone..anyone there to help him
[00:57] <The man> ..I've seen it....I've seen it...
[00:57] <The man> Apep.....Apep is coming...
[00:58] * The man collapses in a heap, sobbing and crying....

[10:25] * Priests of Bastet walk outside to the road where this person has collapsed.
[10:26] <Priests of Bastet> Shhhh. You need not fear. Basted protects all from Apep, and battles him every night to ensure the rise of the Sun. As long as you see the sunrise, you may know that Bastet has prevailed. Come. We shall protect you. Enter the grasp of Bast, and know fear no more.
[10:27] *** The worshippers of Bastet take him into their temple and care for him.

[10:34] * Numerous people in the Embassy District are paid a nice little visit before the morning comes.

[14:00] <D.Kakaku> (( test ))
[14:34] *** Okay, I see you.
[14:34] <D.Kakaku> (( ah, good ))
[14:35] <D.Kakaku> (( shall we continue from last night? ))
[14:37] *** Very well.
[14:37] *** D.Kakaku has joined #suburbansenshi3
[14:37] <+luna_P> Afternoon, D.Kakaku
[14:37] <+luna_P> Welcome to Suburban Senshi: No wireless. Less space than a nomad. Lame.
[14:40] *** You awaken on a busy day in Thimphu, the capitol of Bhutan.
[14:41] <D.Kakaku> hm.
[14:41] * D.Kakaku looks out the window to try and see if Isabella's out and about.
[14:42] *** Name a number between 1 and 10
[14:43] <D.Kakaku> (( 5 ))
[14:44] <spiritflame> Bhutan rolls 1d10 [ 1 ]
[14:44] *** You don't see her familiar extravagant clothing and hairstyle down there, no.
[14:45] * D.Kakaku looks for anything resembling an entourage.
[14:47] <spiritflame> Bhutan rolls 1d6 [ 1 ]
[14:48] *** There are quite a few cars parked in front of the SAARC building.
[14:48] *** They all look pretty official and Govt-Service.
[14:48] <D.Kakaku> (hmm, nothing resembling Isabella.)
[14:49] * D.Kakaku looks at the air vent once again.
[14:49] *** Air Vent is an Air Vent
[14:50] <D.Kakaku> hmm.
[14:51] * D.Kakaku walks out into the hallway and looks for some sign of a security team.
[14:51] <Bhutan> roll 1d4
[14:51] <spiritflame> Bhutan rolls 1d4 [ 1 ]
[14:51] *** There are none.
[14:51] *** WAIT
[14:52] *** you mean a security team in your hotel, or a security team surrounding the SAARC building?
[14:52] <spiritflame> D.Kakaku rolls 1d4 [ 1 ]
[14:52] * D.Kakaku is looking for one in the hotel
[14:53] <D.Kakaku> (( his hotel ))
[14:54] *** just a sec
[14:54] <Bhutan> pick a number between 1-4
[14:54] *** pick anumber between 1-4
[14:55] <D.Kakaku> (( 3 ))
[14:56] <spiritflame> Bhutan rolls 1d4 [ 3 ]
[14:56] *** There are.
[14:57] *** There are....
[14:57] <spiritflame> Security rolls 2d6 [ 6, 3 ]
[14:57] *** Two Bhutanese police officers
[14:57] <spiritflame> Security rolls 2d6 [ 6, 2 ]
[14:57] *** And one person who is definitely American and appears to be a bodyguard.
[14:58] *** They are on the highest floor, looking around carefully.
[14:58] * D.Kakaku guesses that the room they're guarding isabella's room
[14:59] <D.Kakaku> *^is
[14:59] * Security look around.
[15:00] * D.Kakaku wonders if they're on the same floor as he is.
[15:00] <spiritflame> Security rolls 1d5 [ 5 ]
[15:01] *** They are, since your room is on the top floor, apparently.
[15:01] <D.Kakaku> (hmm...)
[15:02] * D.Kakaku tries to figure out how to getpast them and in that room.
[15:05] * Security are not going anywhere, that's for sure.
[15:06] *** They are at the room at the end of the hallway.
[15:06] * D.Kakaku gets the rest of his stuff, just in case.
[15:06] *** if you stand there staring at them, they will almost certainly see you if they haven' talready.
[15:06] * D.Kakaku looks to see if they can see him.
[15:06] * D.Kakaku hides and doesn't stare.
[15:07] <spiritflame> Security rolls 1d3 [ 1 ]
[15:07] * Security TOTALLY see him, and are watching him carefully.
[15:07] <D.Kakaku> (too much watching.. sheesh.)
[15:08] * Security radio that they have observed a suspicious person.
[15:08] * D.Kakaku tries to come up with an idea of getting past the security.
[15:10] <D.Kakaku> (( should I roll for the idea? ))
[15:11] *** if you have one, use it. I'm not going to tell you what to do.
[15:11] *** You are in a Hotel hallway, and they are at the end of the hallway, at the top floor of a building, in an urban area.
[15:12] * Security is watching him even more carefully now, but also keeping an eye out in case this dude is the distraction for another threat.
[15:12] * D.Kakaku wonders if room service is going to that room
[15:13] * D.Kakaku walks to the stairs.
[15:13] *** you find the stairs.
[15:14] * D.Kakaku looks to see if any cameras are about.
[15:17] * D.Kakaku is looking very carefully
[15:17] *** there are rarely security cameras in stairways, so no.
[15:19] * D.Kakaku uses the suit to become ant size and flies back into the hallway.
[15:21] * D.Kakaku tries using the suit's telescopic vision to see if there is a gap under the door the guards are guarding.
[15:21] *** there is.
[15:21] *** an ant could get underneatht he door, yes.
[15:22] * D.Kakaku flies to the sides of the hallway silently and tries to get past the guards to go under the door.
[15:25] <spiritflame> Security rolls 1d10 [ 4 ]
[15:25] <spiritflame> Security rolls 1d20 [ 12 ]
[15:25] <spiritflame> Security rolls 1d20 [ 3 ]
[15:25] * Security are not interested in swatting flies, and don't notice him.
[15:25] *** You reach the underside of the door.
[15:25] * D.Kakaku goes through the underside of the door and into the room.
[15:29] * D.Kakaku looks around the room and in front of him.
[15:30] *** There is another sealed room, and two people in it.
[15:30] <spiritflame> Security rolls 1d2 [ 2 ]
[15:30] <spiritflame> Security rolls 1d2 [ 2 ]
[15:31] * THESE people are wearing headsets over their eyes, ears, and mouth, just like D.Kakaku himself wore, which he knows have telescoping and augmented reality functions.
[15:31] * D.Kakaku looks to see if this door also has a gap beneath it
[15:32] <spiritflame> THESE people rolls 1d4 [ 4 ]
[15:32] <spiritflame> THESE people rolls 1d4 [ 2 ]
[15:32] <Person in the Headset> Intruder!
[15:32] *** The other person in the headset looks up to
[15:33] * Person in the Headset push button on their walkie-talkie. "Alert---Code Beta!"
[15:34] * D.Kakaku hides somewhere, otherwise, he makes a beeline for the sealed room's door.
[15:35] *** Roll 1d10
[15:35] *** takes a zoomed picture of D.Kakaku in the suit.
[15:35] * Person in the Headset takes a zoomed-in picture of D.Kakaku in the suit.
[15:35] *** go on, roll D10.
[15:36] <spiritflame> D.Kakaku rolls d10 [ ]
[15:36] *** The people quickly stop their feet in front of him to block his way!
[15:36] <spiritflame> D.Kakaku rolls 1d10 [ 7 ]
[15:36] <D.Kakaku> (( that first one was literally blank XD ))
[15:37] <spiritflame> Person in the Headset rolls 1d10 [ 10 ]
[15:37] <spiritflame> Person in the Headset rolls 1d10 [ 1 ]
[15:37] *** One of the people stumbles and falls, but the other person SLAMS their foot down in front of you, preventing you from getting underneath the door.
[15:38] * Person in the Headset grabs a glass of water, and throws it at D.Kakaku
[15:38] <spiritflame> Person in the Headset rolls 1d10 [ 5 ]
[15:38] * D.Kakaku looks to see if either one are female.
[15:38] *** beat a 5 on 1d10
[15:38] <D.Kakaku> /rooll1d10
[15:38] <spiritflame> D.Kakaku rolls 1d10 [ 6 ]
[15:39] * D.Kakaku *^or if they are both female.
[15:40] <spiritflame> Person in the Headset rolls 1d2 [ 1 ]
[15:40] <spiritflame> Person in the Headset rolls 1d2 [ 2 ]
[15:40] *** One of them is.
[15:40] *** You avoid the water, but they try to trap you in the empty glasses.
[15:40] <spiritflame> Person in the Headset rolls 1d10 [ 8 ]
[15:41] * D.Kakaku looks to see which one.
[15:41] * Person in the Headset is VERY skilled, and pretty on-target with the glass to trap you. Beat an 8.
[15:41] <spiritflame> D.Kakaku rolls 1d10 [ 6 ]
[15:41] * Person in the Headset has TRAPPED D.KAKAKU IN A GLASS!
[15:42] <Person in the Headset> Yup. It's a interloper bot.
[15:42] <Person in the Headset> Go warn the boss to evacuate.
[15:42] * Person in the Headset knocks 3 times on the front door.
[15:42] * D.Kakaku starts growing to break out and knock the two out.
[15:42] *** The other person, the girl, goes into the room behind you, and you can hear noises.
[15:42] <D.Kakaku> which boss?
[15:43] *** The door opens and there are now 4 security staff in this room with you.
[15:43] *** The room is not much bigger than a bathroom stall.
[15:43] * D.Kakaku stats maneuvering to get the 4 staff to knock eachother out.
[15:44] *** These guys pull out TASERS and weapons, and call for back up.
[15:44] <spiritflame> Person in the Headset rolls 1d10 [ 8 ]
[15:44] <spiritflame> Person in the Headset rolls 1d10 [ 8 ]
[15:44] <spiritflame> Person in the Headset rolls 1d10 [ 3 ]
[15:44] <spiritflame> Person in the Headset rolls 1d10 [ 9 ]
[15:44] <spiritflame> D.Kakaku rolls 1d10 [ 3 ]
[15:44] *** One of the people ALMOST falls for that, but they seem EXTREMELY competent, and quickly start aiming at you. That ain't gonna work.
[15:45] *** how big are you now?
[15:45] * D.Kakaku has grown back to normal, but id thinking of getting bigger just to fight the staff.
[15:47] *** You are in a tiny room. You can't get much bigger without contacting the walls.
[15:47] *** You are shot, clubbed, and tased.
[15:47] * D.Kakaku was thinkgin of using it on himself later... but...
[15:48] * D.Kakaku gets shot, clubbed and tased.
[15:48] * D.Kakaku takes the silver liquid out of his satchel and tries splashing it on the staff.
[15:49] *** What silver liquid?
[15:49] *** You are in an iron man suit. They have no chance against you and know it.
[15:49] *** you could easily just beat them to death with one punch.
[15:50] * D.Kakaku gives the four of them a punch before considering of using it, then.
[15:51] *** I'll assume you do NOT hit them hard enough to kill them.
[15:51] <spiritflame> Person in the Headset rolls 1d20 [ 18 ]
[15:52] * Person in the Headset is able to record the whole thing, and e-mails the file away before falling unconscious.
[15:52] <spiritflame> Security Guard rolls 1d10 [ 4 ]
[15:52] <spiritflame> Security Guard rolls 1d10 [ 2 ]
[15:52] <spiritflame> Security Guard rolls 1d10 [ 3 ]
[15:52] *** The outside guards all fall to the ground.
[15:52] <spiritflame> Person in the Headset rolls 1d10 [ 3 ]
[15:53] * Person in the Headset goes unconscious as well, but not before you hear a loud crash from inside the room.
[15:53] * D.Kakaku hears the crash and tries to punch the door open before shrinking down back to ant size.
[15:54] <spiritflame> Security Guard in the Next Room rolls 2d6 [ 5, 3 ]
[15:55] *** The door in the next room is smashed open--and reveals a broken window, lots of electronics and dirty clothing that were left behind by whoever was here, and ALSO the security guard who already went into this room who is levelling a tremendous Taser designed to subdue elements right at your chest.
[15:55] *** Subdue elephants
[15:55] <Security Guard in the Next Room> GET AWAY FROM HERE!
[15:55] * Security Guard in the Next Room shoots
[15:55] <spiritflame> Security Guard in the Next Room rolls 1d3 [ 2 ]
[15:56] * Security Guard in the Next Room shoots him, and a gazillion volts of electricity shoot through the suit.
[15:56] <D.Kakaku> (( do I roll? ))
[15:59] *** Nope. Very VERY fortunately for you, she happened to be holding something to make the suit STRONGER.
[15:59] <D.Kakaku> ... bad desicions.
[16:00] <Security Guard in the Next Room> F[BLEEP]k you.
[16:00] * Security Guard in the Next Room shoots him again.
[16:00] <spiritflame> Security Guard in the Next Room rolls 1d3 [ 3 ]
[16:00] * Security Guard wearing the Headset plugs him again, and then realizes that she's making him stronger.
[16:01] * D.Kakaku picks up the Female guard and shakes her after being shot with the taser again..
[16:01] <spiritflame> Security Guard wearing the Headset rolls 1d20 [ 10 ]
[16:01] * Security Guard wearing the Headset reeeeeeeeaches for a weapon, but cannot obtain it beofre the and violent shaking makes her lose consciousness.
[16:02] * Security Guard wearing the Headset is unconscious.
[16:02] <D.Kakaku> hmm... I wonder. Should I...?
[16:03] <spiritflame> D.Kakaku rolls 1d10 for a descision on whether to do something. [ 6 ]
[16:04] *** The sound of Sirens are VERY numerous now and clearly audible.
[16:04] * D.Kakaku grows back to normal and tries putting some of the silver liquid in the guard's mouth.
[16:04] *** don't remember what that is. Remind me?
[16:04] <D.Kakaku> I don't want a hostage, but I have no choice, I'll have to take you with me.
[16:04] * D.Kakaku 's silver liquid is the shrinking potion.
[16:05] <spiritflame> Headset rolls 1d3 [ 2 ]
[16:05] * Headset is still on her head, at least until she shrinks down and down and down until the guard--who remember has just been violently shaken while fighting back, is only one inch tall.
[16:06] * D.Kakaku picks her up and decides...
[16:06] <spiritflame> Headset rolls 2d6 [ 1, 3 ]
[16:07] *** The other building, the SAARC, is quickly being evacuated as other security staff get their principals out of the danger zone.
[16:07] <spiritflame> D.Kakaku rolls 1d10 [ 5 ]
[16:07] *** Sirens get closer and closer.
[16:08] * D.Kakaku can't afford to be lewd and puts the tiny guard in his satchel in another pocket.
[16:08] * D.Kakaku looks out the broken window.
[16:08] <spiritflame> Royal Bhutan Police rolls 8d6 [ 2, 6, 2, 1, 3, 1, 6, 4 ]
[16:09] *** You are met with a barrage of small arms fire from the security staff of the SAARC building who know you are responsible for all the chaos happening, and have already beaten up 4 people and forced a VIP to flee.
[16:09] *** If you are REALLY unlucky, and this roll is a 17 or higher, there will be a news crew there.
[16:09] <spiritflame> Royal Bhutan Police rolls 3d6 [ 5, 3, 3 ]
[16:09] *** Lucky
[16:10] <Royal Bhutan Police> THERE HE IS! OPEN FIRE!
[16:10] *** They do. They shoot at you a lot.
[16:10] <spiritflame> Bystanders rolls 2d6 [ 1, 4 ]
[16:10] <D.Kakaku> (( too fast! too fast! ))
[16:10] * Bystanders don't recognize the Iron Man suit.
[16:11] *** more sirens are coming. Limousines and other cars streak away from the chaos.
[16:11] <spiritflame> Bystanders rolls 7d6 [ 1, 1, 6, 1, 4, 5, 5 ]
[16:11] * D.Kakaku tries out manuvering the bullets and flies from the scene (do I gotta roll for the news crew thing?
[16:11] *** as soon as that gets to be a 10, the SWAT TEAM shows up.
[16:11] * D.Kakaku tries to look for the limousines while he flies off
[16:11] *** You can fly away, yes, and are lucky. There are no good shots of your little stunt.
[16:11] <D.Kakaku> (( wait, do I roll something? ))
[16:12] *** Oh no, you have done plenty.
[16:13] *** There are LOADS of cars streaking away now. It's hard to keep track of them all. You'd pretty much have to guess at random where they cam from at this point.
[16:14] * Royal Bhutan Police Chief gives the order to cease firing because the bullets might injure bystanders.
[16:14] *** You are up in the air, far above the ciy.
[16:14] * D.Kakaku tires looking for a REALLY Long limousine, he remembers that Isabella had one really really long
[16:16] *** There are no such vehicles in all of the city.
[16:16] * Royal Bhutan Police Chief orders everybody off of the street.
[16:19] *** the city streets quickly empty of people in the immediate area as people are warned that there is a very dangerous situation happening.
[16:21] * D.Kakaku tries scanning any car from the sky for any sign of isabella Santorini
[16:22] <Royal Bhutan Police Chief> There is none. She isn't in a car. The meetings have been cancelled becuase of danger to the representatives because of you.
[16:22] *** There is no sign of her---you can't find a trace of her in any of the cars. The meetings are all cancelled because of danger to the representatives.
[16:22] <D.Kakaku> (well shoot, that could have gone a whole lot better.)
[16:23] *** Note: You have also kidnapped a person who was just trying to do their job.
[16:24] <D.Kakaku> (hmm, I'll have to ask that guard about Isabella's schedule.)
[16:25] * Government of Bhutan starts convening an investigatory panel to find out WTF has happened here today, and identify if terrorists, anarchists, kidnappers, corporate sabateurs, or common criminals are responsible for this outrage.
[16:27] *** VERY VERY SOON, there will begin to be phone calls made to various important people explaining that there was an incident an Thimphu at the conference they were attended, and seek to find out more information.
[16:28] *** So----you have blown this opportunity sky-high. What will you do now?
[16:30] * D.Kakaku might go to a place far Thimphu and ask the kidnapped guard about Isabella's schedule... but maybe later.
[16:32] *** What about the person that you have kidnapped in your pocket, and who will awaken at an unknown point in the future which will be hard to predict?
[16:32] <D.Kakaku> (( that's who he was talking about. ))

[16:34] <Government of Bhutan> test
[16:35] *** So you have gotten the talks cancelled, likely caused the person you are looking for to go into hiding, and have kidnapped a person who is unconscious (probably) in your pocket. What's your next move?
[16:36] * D.Kakaku will have to wait patiently for the talks to be back on... and maybe get some pleasure while he's at it.
[16:36] * D.Kakaku has the kidnapped person in a pocket in his satchel.

[16:40] <Miles Edgeworth> test
[16:41] *** So what do you do with this kidnapped person? It's going to get out pretty fast that this person is missing.
[16:44] * D.Kakaku flies out to a location where he can't be seen.
[16:44] *** You fly to the high cliffs in the countryside of Bhutan.
[16:44] *** Nobody cansee you here unless it is via satellite.
[16:45] * D.Kakaku looks to see if there's an abandoned shack.
[16:47] <spiritflame> Government of Bhutan rolls 2d6 [ 5, 5 ]
[16:47] *** You are lucky. It's an old hut used by shepherds.
[16:48] * D.Kakaku flies down to it
[16:48] * D.Kakaku looks to see if it's not in use.
[16:50] <spiritflame> Government of Bhutan rolls 1d20 [ 16 ]
[16:50] *** It's not.
[16:51] * D.Kakaku goes inside.
[16:53] *** This place is a dump.
[16:53] * D.Kakaku taakes a good look inside and takes off the suit.
[16:53] *** There are animal nests, cobwebs, a rotting carcass of a dead rodent.
[16:54] *** As for amenities, there is next to nothing.
[16:54] <spiritflame> Hut rolls 2d6 [ 6, 4 ]
[16:54] <D.Kakaku> (well, gotta make do wiith what you have)
[16:54] *** There is a heap of straw and blankets in the corner, and the remains, long ago, of a fire.
[16:57] *** so now what?
[16:58] * D.Kakaku decides to camp it here for a while, until news of the talks id back on, at least.
[16:59] *** You hear muffled struggling and yelling from your satchel.
[17:00] <D.Kakaku> [[oh god, up now?
[17:00] <D.Kakaku> (*^)
[17:01] * D.Kakaku takes a shoe off, and hides it before getting back in the suit.
[17:01] * D.Kakaku checks his satchel, keeping the suit on so as to not be recognised until later.
[17:04] *** A very tiny woman who looks REALLY angry stares up at you.
[17:04] *** Using the suit's zoom function you can see that her face is livid and intense with dissatisfaction.
[17:06] <Teensy Security Staff> I don't know what you want, but you will NOT get it.
[17:07] * D.Kakaku plucks her out of the satchel.
[17:07] <D.Kakaku> I needed to have a conversation with miss Santorini.
[17:07] * Teensy Security Staff doesn't pointlessly struggle, but is obviously mad. "Too bad then."
[17:08] <Teensy Security Staff> I will tell you nothing.
[17:08] <D.Kakaku> it is of vital essence.
[17:08] <Teensy Security Staff> People who want to have conversations call or write or make appointments. Criminals come knocking down the door and clobbering people. I think it's very clear what you are. I will tell you nothing.
[17:08] <D.Kakaku> are you sure about that?
[17:09] * Teensy Security Staff crosses her arms.
[17:09] <Teensy Security Staff> We are done talking.
[17:09] <D.Kakaku> if we are?
[17:09] <spiritflame> D.Kakaku rolls 1d10 for lewd thoughts [ 7 ]
[17:11] * Teensy Security Staff says nothing.
[17:11] * D.Kakaku is conflicted
[17:11] <spiritflame> D.Kakaku rolls 1d10 once more [ 1 ]
[17:13] <D.Kakaku> I'll have to send someone to you, then.. . consider him a... masseuse.
[17:14] <Teensy Security Staff> Listen, whoever you are. I think that even if you are too dumb to know what's going on here, I do.
[17:14] <Teensy Security Staff> I might not be able to fight back, but I won't forget what you do here. There are places where people who do awful things to others that can't fight back are kept.
[17:15] <D.Kakaku> what is going on, then?
[17:15] <Teensy Security Staff> Depends on what you do. I might not have been able to keep you from Kidnapping ME---but that's not my job. I did my job today, and did it damn well.
[17:16] * Teensy Security Staff rubs her whiplashed neck that still hurts from where she was shaken.
[17:16] <Teensy Security Staff> If you are smart, you will release me. At once. If not? You will pay for your crimes eventually.
[17:16] <D.Kakaku> my intention was NOT to kidnap Miss Santorini.
[17:17] <D.Kakaku> Heck, I was hoping she'd try to kidnap ME.
[17:18] <Teensy Security Staff> Ignoring who you were after for a moment, if you weren't trying to kidnap a person, why did you try to force their way into a hotel room and knock out the security guards?
[17:20] <D.Kakaku> I don't think they'd allow me to even enter the door, let alone make a quick appointment.
[17:20] <Teensy Security Staff> Well, it doesn't matter what you wanted from whoever you are after. They will be ready for you now. You will get nothing. Serves you right. Now whatever you have done to me, reverse it, and let me go, and then NEVER come back again. Ever.
[17:21] <Teensy Security Staff> Funny. Sane people know that you make the appointment BEFORE you go to the door. What the hell is with you? It's my job to keep insensitive creeps from getting where they shouldn't be.
[17:22] <D.Kakaku> It's actually so important that it CANNOT be put on a waiting list.
[17:25] <Teensy Security Staff> Then you were a fool in order to squander the opportunity. What, you think ANYBODY in Bhutan is going to be accepting surprise visitors now?
[17:25] <Teensy Security Staff> Not a chance. Everybody will triple their guard, and whatever you are looking for, you won't get it.
[17:27] <Teensy Security Staff> I'll tell you nothing. Just get ready. They'll find you.
[17:28] <Teensy Security Staff> Whatever you do to me will only make things better or worse once you are caught.
[17:28] * D.Kakaku thinks on that
[17:29] <spiritflame> D.Kakaku rolls 1d10 for lewd thoughts [ 6 ]
[17:29] <D.Kakaku> ok, then. Just one thing.
[17:30] <D.Kakaku> if I do grow you back... will you personally take me to Miss Sanrotini?
[17:30] * Teensy Security Staff scoffs. "What?"
[17:30] <Teensy Security Staff> Absolutely not.
[17:31] <D.Kakaku> in a... shrunken state?
[17:33] <Teensy Security Staff> I'm not going to take you to any person, no matter what. Unless it is the police headquarters, where you can turn yourself in.
[17:33] <Teensy Security Staff> I not going to talk about any principal, and I'm CERTAINLY not going to lead you to her. You must have msitaken me for the OPPOSITE of security personnel. It's my job to keep the whack-jobs AWAY from my clients.
[17:34] <D.Kakaku> then why were you wearing that helmet?
[17:34] <D.Kakaku> *^
[17:35] <spiritflame> D.Kakaku rolls 1d10 once again for thoughts. [ 5 ]
[17:35] * D.Kakaku supresses some of those thoughts for now.
[17:35] <Teensy Security Staff> I fail to see how that is your business?
[17:36] <D.Kakaku> you want some of thr truth?
[17:37] * Teensy Security Staff looks ambivalent and defiant.
[17:38] <D.Kakaku> I helped out with testing that helmet, if you want to know.
[17:39] <spiritflame> D.Kakaku rolls 1d10 [ 4 ]
[17:39] * D.Kakaku supresses some more lewd thoughts.
[17:39] * Teensy Security Staff OBVIOUSLY doesn't care about this person's claims.
[17:42] <D.Kakaku> why don't we talk for a bit? we have plenty of time.
[17:42] * D.Kakaku looks to see if she is clothed.
[17:42] * Teensy Security Staff is.
[17:43] <Teensy Security Staff> You broke the door down, knocked me and my friends unconscious, have done... something to me, and you are STILL obviously up to something. Why on earth would I want to talk to you?
[17:43] * D.Kakaku sees if she's still wearing her boots.
[17:45] * D.Kakaku looks at where it's gotten the situation.
[17:45] <spiritflame> Teensy Security Staff rolls 1d2 [ 2 ]
[17:45] * Teensy Security Staff is.
[17:45] * Teensy Security Staff stares up at him defiantly.
[17:46] <D.Kakaku> alright, you want the sizes back to where we were when me met, huh?
[17:46] <Teensy Security Staff> Obviously yes.
[17:46] <D.Kakaku> you at normal size and me at ant size, right?
[17:47] <Teensy Security Staff> That's a decent start.
[17:49] <D.Kakaku> Very well.
[17:50] * D.Kakaku sets her down on the table? floor?
[17:50] *** There is not table, so the floor will have to do.
[17:51] * D.Kakaku picks up his shoe and puts it in his satchel.
[17:52] * D.Kakaku brings out the gold liquid and brings it over to the guard.
[17:52] * Teensy Security Staff looks at it.
[17:52] * Teensy Security Staff glares at it suspiciously.
[17:53] * D.Kakaku lightly dunks her in and pulls her out to see if she grows back.
[17:56] * D.Kakaku sets her back down on the floor.
[17:57] * Teensy Security Staff eventually starts growing and growing and growing
[17:57] * Teensy Security Staff is now known as Security Staff
[17:57] * Security Staff is human-sized, but still very angry.
[17:57] * D.Kakaku seals it up and puts it in his satchel.
[17:58] * D.Kakaku puts the satchel in one of his suit's pockets.
[17:58] <D.Kakaku> ok, ready?
[18:00] <Security Staff> .....
[18:00] * Security Staff crosses her arms, frowning.
[18:01] * D.Kakaku shrinks back down to ant size.
[18:02] <D.Kakaku> just, Don't squish me though.
[18:05] * Security Staff seriously considers doing just that.
[18:05] <Security Staff> ......
[18:05] <Security Staff> I want to leave here.
[18:06] <D.Kakaku> the door's there, just open it and see the sunshine.
[18:06] <Security Staff> I want to LEAVE here.
[18:07] * D.Kakaku Fires a strong blast at the door.
[18:09] *** That might not work if you are teensy.
[18:10] * D.Kakaku regrows, opens the door and re-shrinks.
[18:11] <Security Staff> I want to leave here.
[18:12] <D.Kakaku> and where do you want to go?
[18:14] <Security Staff> The police station would be a great start.
[18:14] <Security Staff> I don't want to stay here with you. I want to leave.
[18:14] <Security Staff> Can I leave here, or not?
[18:15] <D.Kakaku> yes, you can leave and if you want to, take me with you.
[18:16] * Security Staff doesn't, and runs!
[18:17] * Security Staff runs and runs and runs away, to report what happened.
[18:18] <D.Kakaku> ...damn it, I think she's gonna be ridiculed.
[18:19] * Security Staff keeps running, takes unorthodox paths to keep from being followed, and runs through places that are hard to track from the air. She keeps going until she reaches a settlement, and contacts the police.
[18:20] * D.Kakaku takes the opportunity to leave bhutan for now and desuit somewhere in India for now.
[18:21] *** You successfully escape Bhutan
[18:24] *** The talks are called off because of the presumed danger.

[19:36] *** Ultra_DESPAIR_Girl [] has joined #suburbansenshi3
[19:36] <+luna_P> Evening, Ultra_DESPAIR_Girl
[19:36] <+luna_P> Welcome to Suburban Senshi: Open 25 hours a day!
[19:36] * Ultra_DESPAIR_Girl looks in the mirror.
[19:36] *** Ultra_DESPAIR_Girl is

Her image Song is: "Extended Enoshima Junko Ultimate Despair Soundtrack". She is Level 1.

[19:43] * Ultra_DESPAIR_Girl nods to herself
[19:43] <Ultra_DESPAIR_Girl> Soon... the world will know ULTIMATE Despair~
[19:44] * Ultra_DESPAIR_Girl is away: Pupupupupu~ ♡

[21:13] * The Forest Kits trot around the HASSLEMANIA arena :3 :D :3 :D :3 :D :3 :D

[20:28] *** Antarctica... the Karnak Complex
[20:29] * There is the sound of hysterical, sobbing laughter, and then a single gunshot. The laughter stops.
[20:31] * Ultra_DESPAIR_Girl walks out of the complex wearing a stylish fur coat, her face covered in a bukkake-like splattering of blood, which for stylistic reasons appears pink.
[20:31] * Ultra_DESPAIR_Girl licks her lips
[20:31] <Ultra_DESPAIR_Girl> I wonder if he saw it just before he pulled the trigger...
[20:32] * Ultra_DESPAIR_Girl hugs herself
[20:32] <Ultra_DESPAIR_Girl> ...I wonder if, as he saw the true end of his s[BLEEP]tty plan... that if, at that second, he felt the ultimate despair~
[20:34] * Ultra_DESPAIR_Girl cradles the half-blasted open skull of Adrian Veidt and kisses it
[20:35] <Ultra_DESPAIR_Girl> From one despair to another... so the times shall move, eh, Yorick?
[20:35] * Ultra_DESPAIR_Girl leaps up and sexily lapdances for the head behind her like a basketball as the Karnak complex plodes
[20:36] * Ultra_DESPAIR_Girl is away: I'll show them all my wonderful dream of despair~

[21:26] <spiritflame> Miles Edgeworth rolls 1d16 [ 10 ]
[21:26] <Miles Edgeworth> /rooll 1d5
[21:26] <spiritflame> Miles Edgeworth rolls 1d5 [ 4 ]
[21:26] <spiritflame> Miles Edgeworth rolls 1d16 [ 14 ]
[21:26] <spiritflame> Miles Edgeworth rolls 1d5 [ 3 ]
[21:26] <Miles Edgeworth> /toll 1d16
[21:27] <spiritflame> Miles Edgeworth rolls 1d16 [ 2 ]
[21:27] <spiritflame> Miles Edgeworth rolls 1d4 [ 3 ]
[21:27] <spiritflame> Miles Edgeworth rolls 1d5 [ 3 ]
[21:27] <spiritflame> Miles Edgeworth rolls 1d16 [ 12 ]
[21:27] <spiritflame> Miles Edgeworth rolls 1d5 [ 2 ]
[21:28] <spiritflame> Miles Edgeworth rolls 1d16 [ 8 ]
[21:28] <spiritflame> Miles Edgeworth rolls 1d6 [ 4 ]
[21:31] *** In vairous places around the world, Sakura April, Rick Sanchez, Artemis, Intern 3, and Dr. Kreiger, quite by chance, catch a TV show that semes to be on a prirate broadcast
[21:32] <Monokuma> Welcome, welcome, weveryone, to a beary spsecial show!
[21:32] * Monokuma has moved to: [ on TV ]
[21:33] <Monokuma> [on TV] /.love Now watch very closely, because I'll show this only once~
[21:33] <Monokuma> Are you sitting comfortably?
[21:33] * Monokuma [on TV] starts mono-loging
[21:36] <Monokuma> [on TV] /flqash "Nyah-hahahaha! Kids these days... Always worrying about the future as if failure is a guarantee. Take chances, get messy, make mistakes! Worry about failure when it happens."
[21:36] <spiritflame> psYchO_saKi rolls 1d20 [ 15 ]
[21:37] * psYchO_saKi wonders what the f[BLEEP]k she's watching
[21:37] <Monokuma> "In a democracy, everyone shares the blame!"
[21:37] <spiritflame> RiCK SancheZ rolls 1d20 [ 10 ]
[21:38] * RiCK SancheZ narrows his eyes, wondering what's going on, but he wants to hear more...
[21:38] <Monokuma> "I dunno. Celebs who've fallen from the public eye... Artists whose projects get canceled... They knew the risks of pursuing their dreams and failed anyway. So they should take responsibility for that failure, right?"
[21:38] <spiritflame> =^catablanca^= rolls 1d20 [ 6 ]
[21:39] * =^catablanca^= looks at the show, slack-jawed...
[21:39] <Monokuma> "If something doesn't fit within your narrow notions of common sense, you just deny it outright... How stupid. Ignorant cavemen are better than you all!"
[21:40] <spiritflame> @Intern 3 rolls 1d20 [ 16 ]
[21:40] * @Intern 3 shakes her head, this is clearly nonsense, and shuts off the TV
[21:40] <Monokuma> "Classifying events according to their genre is a disease of the modern age."
[21:41] <spiritflame> Doctor Krieger rolls 1d20 [ 2 ]
[21:41] * Doctor Krieger is so fascinated by what this bear has to say...
[21:41] <Monokuma> "No matter how much you interfere...there is only ever one truth."
[21:42] <spiritflame> RiCK SancheZ rolls 1d20 [ 16 ]
[21:42] * RiCK SancheZ calls this bulls[BLEEP]t and shuts of fthe TV, grumbling about low-grade subliminal mind control s[BLEEP]t.
[21:43] <Monokuma> "Our eyes are on the front so we can keep moving forward!""
[21:43] * the light in Artemis ' and Doctor Kreiger's eyes go out.
[21:44] * They leave their homes, following an unbidden command....
[21:44] <spiritflame> =^catablanca^= rolls 1d100 [ 72 ]
[21:45] * And in several completely unepxected cities, over 70% of the people find themselves VERY interested in what the bear is saying...

[12:33] * woman 's eyes open slowly as she looks around
[12:34] * woman sees she's in some kind of small's a studio area, half messy....papers everywhere
[12:35] <woman> (....where.....)
[12:40] * woman hears footsteps apporching
[12:40] <woman> ( won't let them.....take me)
[12:44] * man walks in with some food and water
[12:46] * woman grabs a nearby pencil and goes to lunge..and immediatly collapses sideways in pain
[12:48] <man> hey still haven't healed
[12:48] * man helps to put the woman back into the bed...who is bandaged up

[19:33] * Meanwhile in Gensokyo
[19:34] *** The crowds go crazy as the lights at the Arena of Sport suddenly flare up high into the sky...and accidentally light Tenshi Hinanai's clothes on fire.
[19:35] * The Forest Kits lookon in amazement :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3
[19:40] * Tenshi Hinanai continues to moan and flail as the flames continue to burn her.
[19:41] * Sharla snaps a picture of Tenshi getting lit up like a bonfire! "This one is going on my wall!"
[19:41] * Tenshi Hinanai is...wait a second! SHE'S ENJOYING IT!!!!!!!
[19:41] <Tenshi Hinanai> V..@__@..V
[19:41] * The Forest Kits Try photobombing the moment :D
[19:42] * gets pictures too
[19:42] <Aya Shameimaru> ^
[19:42] * The Forest Kits try swiping the camera.... or letting her have it, knowing what'll happen to all of tonight's and tomorrow's editions... poopy papers >:3
[19:46] <The Forest Kits> Bunbunmaru is Poopy :D
[19:47] <Announcer> Tonight's event is scheduled for one fall.
[19:48] <@spiritflame> ATTENTION: Reisen Udongein Inaba is already registered. Check your password or enter a new name.
[19:48] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> Should we get the hot dogs for the Tenshi trash fire?
[19:49] <The Forest Kits> Yuppa :D
[19:53] * Reisen Udongein Inaba brings them out then! :D
[19:53] <Announcer> In this corner, hailing from the Lunar Capitol, one of the great Lunarians herself...SAGUME KISHIN!!!!
[19:54] <Sagume Kishin> 'Sup!
[19:54] <Sagume Kishin> I hope my opponent enjoys an easy victory! >:D
[19:55] <The Forest Kits> she wanna lose? :O
[19:57] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> No, she's the one who if she says one thing, she means the opposite.
[19:58] <Announcer> And facing her, the golem girl herself...YATADERA NARUMI
[19:59] *** Yatadera Narumi has joined #suburbansenshi3
[19:59] <+luna_P> Evening, Yatadera Narumi
[19:59] <+luna_P> Welcome to Suburban Senshi: If Roosevelt were alive today, he'd be spinning in his grave
[19:59] <The Forest Kits> WHERE SCARLET? :O
[19:59] * Yatadera Narumi waves idly, looking around somewhat nervously.
[20:00] * Flandre Scarlet flies around overhead, observing everything with great interest now that the fighter pool is drawing to its conclusion! >:D
[20:01] <Yatadera Narumi> Uhhhhh, has anyone seen that Titan Fox around at all? I do NOT want to get swallowed by that thing lik Aunn did.
[20:02] <Sagume Kishin> But wasn't she pooped out a few minutes later?
[20:02] <Yatadera Narumi> Exactly.
[20:02] *** Gunnery Referee Hartman has joined #suburbansenshi3
[20:02] <+luna_P> Evening, Gunnery Referee Hartman
[20:02] <+luna_P> Welcome to Suburban Senshi: Bring them HERE... for Interrogation!
[20:03] * Gunnery Referee Hartman marches out smartly into the middle of the ring!
[20:03] * The Forest Kits Look up at Flandre Scarlet with Cute eyes and faces :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3
[20:05] <Gunnery Referee Hartman> Ten-HUT!!!!!
[20:05] <Gunnery Referee Hartman> Tonight...we are coming down to the final rounds of Hasslemania. HOO-RAH!!
[20:17] <Gunnery Referee Hartman> SOON...the final few will get the chance to face off against last year's Champion!
[20:20] <Gunnery Referee Hartman> Then we will either have a new Champion or a reigning Champion! Either way, today is another battle bout!
[20:21] <Sagume Kishin> Good!
[20:21] ☼ Scouter indicates Sagume Kishin has POWERED UP!
[20:22] <Yatadera Narumi> Good! I wanna beat your head in, Sagume!
[20:22] ☼ Scouter indicates Yatadera Narumi has POWERED UP!
[20:24] <The Forest Kits> :3
[20:24] <spiritflame> Sagume Kishin rolls 1d20 [ 20 ]
[20:24] <spiritflame> Yatadera Narumi rolls 1d20 [ 9 ]
[20:25] █████ Sagume Kishin charges forward to B[BLEEP]CH SLAP Yatadera!
[20:26] ████ Yatadera Narumi has been ROCKED!!
[20:28] * Yatadera Narumi staggers back as a huge, loud SMACK echoes throughout the Village!
[20:28] <Yatadera Narumi> >:[
[20:28] ████ Yatadera Narumi takes off her straw hat and tries to CRAM it into Sagume's mouth!
[20:28] ████ Sagume Kishin has been HIT!!
[20:29] <The Forest Kits> >_<
[20:30] * Sagume Kishin is tasting straw. It doesn't taste good.
[20:30] <Sagume Kishin> Oh yeah! Try this on for size! I hear you like THIS sort of thing!
[20:30] <Sagume Kishin> /ATF grabs at Yatadera's chest and goes for the TITTY TWISTER!!!!
[20:31] ████ Sagume Kishin grabs...!
[20:31] █████ Yatadera Narumi has been SAVAGED!!
[20:31] <Yatadera Narumi> O________O
[20:31] <The Forest Kits> o________________________________________________________________________________o
[20:32] <Yatadera Narumi> B[BLEEP]CH!! That's fighting dirty!
[20:33] █████ Yatadera Narumi takes that hat of herself, wraps it around her fist, and tries to RAM it ALL down Sagume's pie-hole!
[20:33] █████ Sagume Kishin has been SLAMMED BACK!!
[20:38] <Sagume Kishin> What is it with you and that hat?!
[20:38] █████ Sagume Kishin goes for the gut-punch!
[20:38] █████ Yatadera Narumi has DODGED the attack!
[20:39] <Yatadera Narumi> :D
[20:39] █████ Yatadera Narumi continues her oral assault on Sagume's damn mouth! " it all! TASTE IT! EVERY BITE!!"
[20:39] █████ Sagume Kishin has been EVISCERATED!!
[20:41] <Sagume Kishin> GAK!!!
[20:41] █████ Sagume Kishin goes for the face! CAT FIGHT!!!
[20:41] █████ Yatadera Narumi has been STAGGERED!!
[20:42] * Yatadera Narumi screeches as she has one of her twin-braids RIPPED OFF her head!!!!
[20:42] <Yatadera Narumi> Oh, I'm gonna shut you up for GOOD! Shut you up and shut you DOWN!
[20:43] █████ Yatadera Narumi keeps trying to stuff her ENTIRE straw hat into Sagume's mouth.
[20:43] ████ Sagume Kishin has been ROCKED!!
[20:44] * Sagume Kishin now has almost an entire straw hat stuffed into her month. And some straw up her NOSE for good measure.
[20:44] <Sagume Kishin> MMMMPH~!!!! >__<;;;
[20:44] ████ Sagume Kishin pulls back her arm and goes for a haymaker on Yatadera!
[20:44] ████ Yatadera Narumi has been ROCKED!!
[20:46] <The Forest Kits> :O
[20:53] * Yatadera Narumi 's face makes the epic twisting motion as she takes the hit.
[20:54] ████ Yatadera Narumi recovers and goes for a full-scale German Suplex on Sagume!!!!!
[20:54] █████ Sagume Kishin has been SAVAGED!!
[20:54] Sagume Kishin has BEEN DEFEATED!!!
[20:55] * Sagume Kishin gets reverse piledriver faceplanted into one of Yukari's portals!!!!
[20:56] <The Forest Kits> :O
[20:56] * Sagume Kishin gets spat out and falls flailing and howling into the mud pit of a Marine physical training field owned and operated by a certain Gunnery Referee!!!
[20:57] <Sharla> Ohohoho, DAMN! She's gonna feel that one for a week!
[20:57] <Queen Fluffina> And Stay Out >:(
[21:01] <The Forest Kits> GUNNIE :D
[21:04] <Gunnery Referee Hartman> AND THERE YOU HAVE IT!
[21:04] <Gunnery Referee Hartman> Yatadera+Narumi is the clear and rightful winner!
[21:05] * Sagume Kishin is now covered in thick, gluey mud that's gotten into places of her anatomy she doesn't WANT it to be!!! T____T
[21:06] * The Forest Kits trot over to Sagume :3
[21:06] <The Forest Kits> At least you got your wish~ :D
[21:11] * Sagume Kishin is suddenly scooped up by a company of soldiers undergoing training!! She will soon be PT'ed 'til she f[BLEEP]king DIES!!!!
[21:11] <Yatadera Narumi> ^____^
[21:11] <The Forest Kits> :O
[21:12] * The Forest Kits look at Flandre Scarlet again :3
[21:12] <Sharla> Get the camcorder--- this is gonna be good♫
[21:13] <Flandre Scarlet> >:D
[21:13] <The Forest Kits> Super Fluffy Mansion :D
[21:13] <Flandre Scarlet> So many things to play with soon!
[21:14] * The Forest Kits try to LEAP onto Flandre and give Tailpats :D :D :D : D :D : D :D :D
[21:16] * Flandre Scarlet looks uncomfortable, having been ORDERED by Remilia NOT to do ANYTHING to the Forest Foxes. EVER.
[21:21] <The Forest Kits> you like Tailpats? :D
[21:27] <Flandre Scarlet> I...uh.
[21:27] <Flandre Scarlet> I don't DISLIKE them. I guess.
[21:28] <The Forest Kits> =^__^= =^__^= =^__^= =^__^= =^__^= =^__^= =^__^= =^__^= =^__^= =^__^=
[21:33] * The Forest Kits have an idea
[21:34] <The Forest Kits> Wanna go trick Aya Shamemaru? :D
[21:34] <Sakuya Izayoi> She cannot right now. She is needed back at the Mansion.
[21:34] <Sakuya Izayoi> It's the Mistress's orders.
[21:35] <The Forest Kits> awwwwww :< :< :< :< :<
[21:37] * A strange portal opens directly over Tenshi Hinanai.
[21:39] <The Forest Kits> Wanna trick Aya later? :D
[21:39] <Saluya Izayoi> I might be up for that.
[21:40] <Sakuya Izayoi> ^
[21:40] <The Forest Kits> :3
[21:41] *** Sakuya Izayoi [PerfectandElegant Maid@EnclaveFedCom.Net (pirated)] has left #suburbansenshi3 (But first!)
[21:41] *** Flandre Scarlet has left #suburbansenshi3 ("And I'm not allowed to make anything burst...")
[21:41] * The Forest Kits have left #suburbansenshi3 (HEEE hehehehehehe >:3)
[21:42] * Tenshi Hinanai SHRIEKS in pain, surprise, and delight as a HUGE tongue of fire erupts from the portal above her and engulfs her in flames. Again.
[21:43] * Sharla gets another snapshot of the Flaming Tenshi before heading home!
[21:43] *** Sharla [100Bullseyes@Celestia.hv] has left #suburbansenshi3 ("Little Bro's gonna have a laugh at this!")

[20:14] *** crystal sits in dark room

[20:51] *** undisclosed location
[20:51] * watches curiously as a Coca-Cola vending machine appears on the room
[20:52] * watches
[20:52] * Ultra_Despair_Girl watches ><
[20:52] <Ultra_Despair_Girl> ...what is this thing?
[20:53] * Ultra_Despair_Girl sees the door open
[20:53] * Ultra_Despair_Girl goes. in and WHAT THIS ISN'T A SODA MACHINE

[23:29] * Shin-Kaioh is busy removing a very large invisible spaceship from Yokohama Bay

[02:27] <Ultra_Despair_Girl> ....I don't understand how any of this stuff works! *hits the control panel of the TARDIS* But still, this pathetic cat brought me something good.. PuPuPuPuPu... and I'm sure whoever owns it will want it back... and if I can turn them to Despair... then things'll get really interesting. Pupupupupu~ ♡

[15:41] <@spiritflame> Battle order cleared
[19:47] <@spiritflame> Current Location is: The SS Espera, an old Coal-fired Steam Cargo Ship
[19:51] *** it's Pitch black out at night, the stars are bight and clear in the sky, and you can see the milky way. The deck of the ship is errily quiet, and there is just the sound of a slight wind and the groaning of the ship and it bobs up and down in the waves
[20:01] *** Meiji Doyle [???] has joined #suburbansenshi3
[20:01] <+luna_P> Evening, Meiji Doyle
[20:01] <+luna_P> Welcome to Suburban Senshi: Exploding Responsibly, Exploding Regularly
[20:02] *** Suu [] has joined #suburbansenshi3
[20:02] <+luna_P> Evening, Suu
[20:02] <+luna_P> Welcome to Suburban Senshi: Like a Rabid Saiya-jin, killing us only makes us Stronger
[20:02] * Meiji Doyle steps through Random Door, the light from the lobby spilling onto the deck eerily
[20:02] *** @ShugoNoSenshi [] has joined #suburbansenshi3
[20:02] *** +luna_P sets mode +o @ShugoNoSenshi

[20:02] <+luna_P> Evening, @ShugoNoSenshi
[20:02] <+luna_P> Welcome to Suburban Senshi: Love should be our work tool.
[20:03] *** Giselle Bellerose has joined #suburbansenshi3
[20:03] <+luna_P> Evening, Giselle Bellerose
[20:03] <+luna_P> Welcome to Suburban Senshi: No, we cannot our powers in the new matrix
[20:03] <Meiji Doyle> /mr's face is creepily lit up by the light of her PSP
[20:03] * Meiji Doyle ^
[20:04] * Meiji Doyle waits for everyone to step through
[20:04] * Giselle Bellerose 's red eyes slightly glow in the dark
[20:04] *** ThePaleElf [] has joined #suburbansenshi3
[20:04] <+luna_P> Evening, ThePaleElf
[20:04] <+luna_P> Welcome to Suburban Senshi: And Boom it goes!
[20:05] * Suu hands out some night vision goggles
[20:05] <@ShugoNoSenshi> Lovely night out atleast~
[20:05] <Suu> You're all set, Mike?
[20:05] <@ShugoNoSenshi> I'm good~
[20:05] * Meiji Doyle shows everyone the map of the ship on her PSP
[20:05] * Suu puts hers on
[20:05] * ThePaleElf is an elf. He can see in the dark, thank you though
[20:05] <Meiji Doyle> This is what the computer found
[20:06] * @ShugoNoSenshi politely declines, and pulls out his sunglasses and slides them back on....the lens sheen into a golden color
[20:06] <@ShugoNoSenshi> The perks of keeping your old equipment after you leave a high tech job.
[20:06] <@ShugoNoSenshi> part of my old SHIELD uniform
[20:06] <Meiji Doyle> So...
[20:07] <Suu> Niiiiice.
[20:07] <Meiji Doyle> in every RPG I've ever played it's stupid to split up the group...
[20:07] <Meiji Doyle> Where do you guys think we should search first?
[20:07] <ThePaleElf> I was going to say in real life it's a good idea to form a scouting party made up of the sneaky types and have them head in first
[20:07] <Giselle Bellerose> perhaps one of the holds?
[20:07] <ThePaleElf> And what are we exactly looking for?
[20:08] <Meiji Doyle> I don't know. All we know is that pirate broadcast signals were coming from this boat.
[20:08] <@ShugoNoSenshi> probably broadcasting equipment
[20:08] <Meiji Doyle> We want to investigate and find out more about Monokum'as plans
[20:08] * Meiji Doyle looks over the map
[20:08] <Suu> There's probably a radio room or something that we should look for
[20:08] <Suu> And a broadcast antenna that we'll need to disable
[20:08] <Meiji Doyle> There's something off about this map... but I can't tell..
[20:09] <@ShugoNoSenshi> given it's a ship, we should find the broadcast anntenna on top of the boat and try to trace the lines to broadcast room
[20:09] <Suu> Well..
[20:09] <Suu> I can certainly help with finding the antenna
[20:09] * Suu unfolds her wings
[20:09] <Suu> but...if there's a way to cloak myself or something...
[20:10] <Suu> they might have fog lights or searchlights to fight off intruders
[20:10] *** the ship is dead silent
[20:10] <@ShugoNoSenshi> yo, elfy. you know magic and s[BLEEP]t. Can you cast some kinda shroud spell
[20:10] *** There are no lights, just the groaning of the ship
[20:10] <Meiji Doyle> I don't see any antennas on the map, just these crane arms for hauling cargo...
[20:10] <ThePaleElf> ...Shouldn't there be lights on?
[20:11] <Suu> It's probably built into the crane arm
[20:11] <Suu> Or the crane arm is the antenna itself
[20:11] <@ShugoNoSenshi> antenna are just big pieces of metal wire to conduct
[20:11] <ThePaleElf> I mean a crew would need to see, and the boat would need to see where it's going yes?
[20:11] <@ShugoNoSenshi> bingo kiddo
[20:11] <@ShugoNoSenshi> one of the crane arms is likely been converted
[20:11] *** this shift is pretty much adrift
[20:11] <Meiji Doyle> ....that might be it... look
[20:12] <Meiji Doyle> The aft Crane arm has nothing attached to it..
[20:12] <Meiji Doyle> that's what was bugging me...
[20:12] <Meiji Doyle> ^Fore
[20:12] <ThePaleElf> ...If there's no crew, we might be able to comendeer the whole ship and just take it home, assuming it can even move
[20:12] <Meiji Doyle> Well we don't know if the crew is here but sleeping or in trouble,
[20:12] <Suu> well...we could also sink it
[20:13] <Suu> if it is a ghost ship
[20:13] <ThePaleElf> There's no lights. If they were here, they'd have light on.
[20:13] <Suu> so, the aft crane arm
[20:13] <Meiji Doyle> at 2 AM?
[20:13] <Suu> Can you do a shielding spell for me?
[20:13] ***
[20:13] <Suu> Something to keep me shrouded in darkness.'
[20:13] <Meiji Doyle> Fore arm, Meiji got her directions mixed up
[20:13] *** ^
[20:13] * Suu adjusts her night vision goggles
[20:14] <Suu> the fore crane...
[20:14] <ThePaleElf> Very much at two AM. You've never sailed before I take it. You nave a night crew, a ship that's pitch black at night is liable to drift into something if it's not being manned, attacked if no one is awake, or crash if it can't see where it's going
[20:14] <Suu> okay, I'm going to fly up and check it out.
[20:15] <Meiji Doyle> ...No I haven't sailed before that I can recall.
[20:15] <ThePaleElf> If there's anyone here, they anchored the ship and don't want to be found.
[20:15] <Meiji Doyle> The shift is drifting, which is why the computer had to calculate its location
[20:16] *** Suu let us know what you're up to up there
[20:16] <Suu> I'm going to fly up and inspect the crane.
[20:17] <@ShugoNoSenshi> lets be real here, something has to be on the ship if it's broadcasting something. They likely set it adrift to make it harder to find but SOMETHING has to be hear to guard the signal source
[20:17] <Meiji Doyle> Good luck!
[20:17] <Suu> But I want to know if there's some cloaking spell or technology that can protect me first in case they have snipers or something.
[20:17] <ThePaleElf> If the have snipers, I'll snipe em.
[20:17] * ThePaleElf notches an arrow.
[20:18] <Giselle Bellerose> I
[20:18] <Suu> all right. I'm going to fly up there.
[20:18] * Suu takes a few steps then leaps into the air, spreading her wings and flying towards the top of the crane arm
[20:18] <@ShugoNoSenshi> I'm not to keen on tipping my hand, but if s[BLEEP]t goes down i've got "something" for it
[20:18] * Meiji Doyle as well
[20:19] *** You do not enounter any resistance getting near the top of the crane arm
[20:19] * Suu lands at the top of the crane arm
[20:19] * Giselle Bellerose just glances around
[20:19] * Suu looks around the top of the crane arm for any sort of wiring or antenna
[20:19] *** You DO notice that all the crame arms that would be used for loading / unloading cargo are not attached. and there is a massi of wiring wrapping around the top and skaing down to some point in the ship under this arm.
[20:20] *** snaking
[20:21] *** So, in short you and mike are right. This arm WAS converted into an antenna. Whatever it was broadcasting, the setup must be undernearht.
[20:21] * Suu flies down, following the path of the wire
[20:22] *** The wire goes througha hole in the deck. There is a hatch next to it that you can open to descend further into the bowels of the ship
[20:22] <Meiji Doyle> Any Luck, Suu~?
[20:22] <Suu> Yeah!
[20:23] <Suu> It is an antenna
[20:23] <Meiji Doyle> So it was an antenna?
[20:23] * Suu flies back to the others
[20:23] <Meiji Doyle> Was there any radio gear on it?
[20:23] <Suu> So there's wires wrapped around it, and it goes down a hole on the deck, and there's a hatch next to it
[20:23] <Suu> I'll take you there, come on
[20:23] <Meiji Doyle> Okay
[20:23] * Meiji Doyle follows Suu
[20:23] <@ShugoNoSenshi> Guess we're to descend into the bowels of hell~
[20:24] <Meiji Doyle> Looking at the map, it looks like this leads to the "fore crane mechanics room"
[20:24] * Meiji Doyle looks over the hatch
[20:25] * Giselle Bellerose nods
[20:25] *** You don't see any traps
[20:25] * Suu checks to see if the hatch is locked
[20:25] <Meiji Doyle> I'm going to open it.
[20:25] *** It is not
[20:26] * Meiji Doyle takes a deep breath and opens the hatch
[20:26] *** there is a ladder leading into a room that is light by flickering light. The sound of old scool hard drives whirring can be heard. Descend?
[20:27] <Suu> Let's go
[20:27] <Meiji Doyle> Okay
[20:27] * Meiji Doyle climsbs down the ladder
[20:27] <spiritflame> Meiji Doyle rolls 1d20 [ 10 ]
[20:27] * Meiji Doyle makes it without falling
[20:28] <Meiji Doyle> Cqareful, it's slippery
[20:28] <spiritflame> Suu rolls 1d20 [ 20 ]
[20:28] <@ShugoNoSenshi> can't get much worse
[20:28] * Suu executes a perfect three point landing
[20:29] <spiritflame> @ShugoNoSenshi rolls 1d20 [ 1 ]
[20:29] <Suu> (( oh s[BLEEP]t ))
[20:29] * Giselle Bellerose stands there, watching them go down
[20:29] * @ShugoNoSenshi apparently takes a f[BLEEP]kin' harder and smacks his head on the way down
[20:29] <@ShugoNoSenshi> sunovab[BLEEP]ch
[20:29] * @ShugoNoSenshi *header
[20:29] <Giselle Bellerose> ...
[20:29] *** Mike will not be able to fight in the first round of any combat that arises.
[20:30] * Giselle Bellerose stays up there..watching
[20:30] *** you are in a makeshift radio room. There is a staticy monitor, and signals are beinbg played
[20:30] <spiritflame> ThePaleElf rolls 1d20 [ 12 ]
[20:30] *** A master tape controls all this, but to access it, you need to type in a code.
[20:31] * Suu looks over at the monitor
[20:31] * @ShugoNoSenshi head is ringing pretty damn bad it seems, making is hard to keep focus
[20:32] *** This is a spartan room with no real items to search. The code is not here.
[20:32] <@ShugoNoSenshi> whyarethere5ofeveryonehere
[20:32] <ThePaleElf> You could just break it.
[20:32] <Meiji Doyle> poor mike
[20:32] * A Voice rings through the ship~
[20:33] <A Voice> PuPuPu... what's the fun of ending the game before it even starts?~
[20:33] * I won't stop you from sinking this ship if you want~ Or even breaking my antenna~
[20:33] <Suu> ...
[20:33] <Suu > - the voice from the broadcast -
[20:34] <A Voice> But if you do that without getting all the information ont hat tape you'll regret it~
[20:34] <Monokuma> [on TV]
[20:34] <@ShugoNoSenshi> IT'S GOD AND THE BEAAAAAR
[20:34] <Monokuma> [on TV] Oh don't worry, I'm not transmitting any naughty signals tonight~
[20:34] <Monokuma> [on TV] This is just a "feeling up" process to see what kind of heroes you are~
[20:35] <Monokuma> [on TV] PuPuPuPuPuuuu
[20:35] <ThePaleElf> ...couldn't you just pry the thing containing the tape open, unless it's one of ditigal things
[20:35] <Monokuma> [on TV] It's SUPER ENCRYPTED
[20:35] * Suu looks for a control panel or deck
[20:35] <Monokuma> [on TV] If you pry out the tape without using the code it'll self destruct...
[20:35] <Monokuma> [on TV] The ship.
[20:36] <Suu> ...
[20:36] <Meiji Doyle> ...Oh great, a fetch quest.
[20:37] <Monokuma> [on TV] There's lots of FUN to be had on my AWESOME SHIP OF GLOOMY DOOM! PUPUPUPU
[20:37] <@ShugoNoSenshi> do we gotta sneak around in cardboard boooooxesss
[20:37] * Monokuma [on TV] starts filling the room with a poison gas to encourage you all to GET MOVING
[20:38] <Suu > - ghhh -
[20:38] <Meiji Doyle> ...gas!
[20:38] * Suu starts coughing
[20:38] <@ShugoNoSenshi> WHO FARTED
[20:38] <Suu> MOVE!
[20:38] * Suu dashes to the ladder
[20:38] * Meiji Doyle follows along with her
[20:38] <Suu> (( roll to climb the ladder? ))
[20:38] *** you can all go up except for mike who has to roll
[20:38] *** because he hit his head
[20:39] *** 1d10
[20:39] <spiritflame> @ShugoNoSenshi rolls 1d10 [ 9 ]
[20:39] <Suu> /d10
[20:40] <spiritflame> Suu rolls 1d10 [ 10 ]
[20:40] * Suu climbs the hell out
[20:40] <Suu> urrrgghhhh
[20:40] * Suu feels sick
[20:40] *** the rest of you are okay and get back to the deck
[20:40] <Suu> (( I'm going to BRB, need to take the trash out ))
[20:40] * @ShugoNoSenshi 's enhanced healing factor has kicked in!
[20:40] * Monokuma [on TV] remotely closes the hack and pumps out the gas
[20:41] <Monokuma> [on TV] Now go find that code~ Pupupupupuuu~
[20:41] <@ShugoNoSenshi> oh god, i feel like someone sat on my head in the least sexy fashion ever
[20:41] * Monokuma has moved to: [ Speakers ]
[20:41] * Meiji Doyle looks over the map again
[20:42] <Meiji Doyle> Where do you guys think we should look?
[20:42] <@ShugoNoSenshi> where is the most dangerous place on the boat
[20:42] <@ShugoNoSenshi> cause it'll be there
[20:42] <Meiji Doyle> Hmm
[20:42] <@ShugoNoSenshi> covered in snakes and landmines
[20:43] <Meiji Doyle> Fuel areas, engine room... maybe the coal storage?
[20:44] <ThePaleElf> it would be the least or most visted area
[20:44] * ThePaleElf looks for signs of regular use of paths or odd disuse
[20:45] *** you can see lotsof footprints going in anf out of th passnger / crew quarters areas / bridge
[20:46] <ThePaleElf> Quarters and bridge have had high levels of traffic
[20:47] <Meiji Doyle> Then maybe there, I mean if people live there, there would be codes?
[20:48] <Meiji Doyle> Which area should we check first?
[20:49] <Suu> Can I see the map?
[20:49] * Meiji Doyle shows her
[20:50] <Meiji Doyle> here
[20:50] <Suu> Hnmmmmm
[20:50] <Suu> Well...
[20:51] <Suu> Maybe search the crew quarters?
[20:51] <Meiji Doyle> I have no problem with that
[20:51] <Meiji Doyle> Everyone else okay with that?
[20:52] <@spiritflame> ATTENTION: ShugoNoSenshi is already registered. Check your password or enter a new name.
[20:52] <ThePaleElf> I have no issues.
[20:52] <@ShugoNoSenshi> i'd wager the bombs are likely at the lowest point too
[20:53] <@ShugoNoSenshi> i'm fine with it
[20:53] <Meiji Doyle> ...Okay
[20:53] * Meiji Doyle heads for the officer's quarters.
[20:53] * Suu follows
[20:53] <Suu> (( brb ))
[20:54] *** The door is closed, but not locked. You look in the porthole and see darkness beyond
[20:54] <Meiji Doyle> I can't see what's in there.
[20:55] * Giselle Bellerose stays in the back, keeping watching and staying silent
[20:55] <Giselle Bellerose> *watch
[20:55] * Meiji Doyle opens the door
[20:55] *** There is a faint stirring sound within
[20:56] <ThePaleElf> Did none of you bring those handheld lights?
[20:56] * ThePaleElf is talking about a flashlight
[20:56] *** Suddenly, three jagged lights pierce the darkness from inside the room
[20:56] <Suu> !!!!
[20:56] *** they are shaped like Monokuma's left eyes~
[20:56] <Suu> What was taht
[20:56] <Suu> ...
[20:56] <3 Monokumas> HuHuHuHuHu~
[20:57] * 3 Monokumas jerkily step forward
[20:57] ☼ Scouter indicates 3 Monokumas has POWERED UP!
[20:57] *** Free action! Proceed as you see fit!
[20:57] * Giselle Bellerose stands silently, watching this
[20:57] <Giselle Bellerose> .....
[20:57] *** if you choose to fight please power-up
[20:57] * Giselle Bellerose keeps watch and stays in the back
[20:58] ☼ Scouter indicates Suu has POWERED UP!
[20:58] * Meiji Doyle pulls out her sword warily
[20:58] * 3 Monokumas are blocking the way forward, slowly shuffling forward
[20:58] <3 Monokumas> HuHuHHuHu
[20:59] <ThePaleElf> ...I feel like we should back away slowy and shut the door
[20:59] <@ShugoNoSenshi> (( sorry guys and gals, I'm gonna have to drop. my stomach is finally starting to settle out and I've been wanting to try to sleep for the last hour ))
[20:59] *** Take care mike!
[20:59] <Suu> (( hope you feel better tomorrow ))
[20:59] * Suu draws her sword
[20:59] <Suu> I agree...
[20:59] <Suu> but we should be ready for a fight
[20:59] * 3 Monokumas will be upon you with the next move! Take some kind of action!
[21:00] <Suu> Shut and lock the door! Quickly!
[21:00] <@ShugoNoSenshi> (( thanks, I'm hoping now that I don't feel like my stomach is gonna implode i just need to sleep off the rest ))
[21:00] *** @ShugoNoSenshi [] has left #suburbansenshi3 (Sometimes you gotta return to your roots, to find yourself.)
[21:00] * Meiji Doyle shuts it but cant lock it from the outside!
[21:00] * 3 Monokumas THROW THE DOOR OP
[21:00] <Suu> S[BLEEP]T!
[21:01] * Suu gets into a defensive stance
[21:01] <3 Monokumas> HuHuHuHuHu
[21:01] ☼ Scouter indicates ThePaleElf has POWERED UP!
[21:01] <ThePaleElf> I guess we're figthing
[21:01] ☼ Scouter indicates Meiji Doyle has POWERED UP!
[21:01] * The head right for the group, moving jerkily and getting faster
[21:02] *** Act at wil
[21:02] *** act at will
[21:02] *Suu strikes the nearest Monokuma
[21:02] *** [0.6] Suu DISEMBOWELS the target!! (114 HP Damage) (+2 EXP)
[21:02] <3 Monokumas> HuHuHuHuHu!! HUHUHUHUHUHU!
[21:02] <Suu> (( oh whoops ))
[21:02] <Suu> (( what's the command ))
[21:03] *** lol wut
[21:03] *** /ATK
[21:03] *** /ATK [action taken]
[21:03] █████ Suu strikes the nearest Monokuma
[21:04] ████ 3 Monokumas has been HIT!!
[21:04] * 3 Monokumas stagger back, blood exploding from their chests as they are cut!
[21:04] <3 Monokumas> HUUUU HUUUH UHHUHUUUHHHUU!!
[21:04] <Suu> no way...
[21:04] <Suu> is that BLOOD?
[21:05] <ThePaleElf> And?
[21:05] <Giselle Bellerose> ........
[21:05] * 3 Monokumas flail, staggering backwards, disoriented
[21:05] <Meiji Doyle> ..aren't Monokumas... robots?
[21:05] * Giselle Bellerose takes a deep breath
[21:05] * Giselle Bellerose tries to use her vampire senses to sense if the blood is human or not
[21:05] *** it is.
[21:05] <Giselle Bellerose> ...they're human
[21:06] <Suu> ...WHAT?!
[21:06] * 3 Monokumas fumble and smack into each other, one of their heads falls off
[21:06] * 3 Monokumas are people who are gagged and stuffed into monokuma suits
[21:07] <Meiji Doyle> ...The "HuHuHus" were then trying to talk to us...
[21:07] <Meiji Doyle> And they were rushing to us...
[21:07] <Meiji Doyle> ...for help///
[21:07] <Suu> .....
[21:07] <spiritflame> 3 Monokumas rolls 1d20 [ 2 ]
[21:07] * Suu drops her sword
[21:07] * 3 Monokumas are dead. DESPAIR.
[21:07] <Giselle Bellerose> ....
[21:07] * Giselle Bellerose sniffs the air
[21:08] * Suu drops to her knees, in shock
[21:08] <Giselle Bellerose> ..dead
[21:08] <Meiji Doyle> ....damn it ><
[21:08] *** the cabin door swings opne again.. You are free to inspect, unobstructed.
[21:08] <Giselle Bellerose> wait
[21:08] <Giselle Bellerose> ....could it not be a trap
[21:09] <Meiji Doyle> ...maybe.
[21:09] <Meiji Doyle> But if we want to progress we need to check it out somehow.
[21:09] <Giselle Bellerose> any..ideas?
[21:09] * Monokuma [Speakers] laughs PuPuPuPuPu~ That was a Cutting experience!
[21:10] <Suu> ...
[21:10] <Meiji Doyle> You can see in the dark, can you per in there and see if there's anything?
[21:10] <Meiji Doyle> ^peer
[21:10] * Suu is still in shock
[21:10] <Meiji Doyle> Without going in/
[21:10] * Giselle Bellerose looks into the room
[21:10] <Monokuma> [Speakers] I'd totally lick those tears off your body~
[21:11] <Meiji Doyle> ...SHUT UP!
[21:11] <Monokuma> Oh, the game's just getting interesting now~
[21:12] * Suu starts to get back up again
[21:12] <Suu> my sword...
[21:12] * Giselle Bellerose has a stone cold face
[21:12] * Suu picks up her sword with shaking hands
[21:12] *** Giselle sees neatly kept quarters, a desk with some papers, a rumpled carpet on the ground
[21:12] * Giselle Bellerose repeats what she ssees
[21:13] * Meiji Doyle puta a comforting hand on Suu's shoulder
[21:13] <Meiji Doyle> It was a trick.
[21:13] <Meiji Doyle> You din't mean to do that.
[21:13] * Suu swallows
[21:13] <Suu> mmhmm
[21:13] <Giselle Bellerose> it wants us to feel despair..we have to be prepared for it to play on our guilt
[21:13] <Suu> is there anything in there?
[21:14] <Suu> check...under the rug, and all of the bed
[21:14] <Meiji Doyle> There are some papers in there, we may wan tto inspect the room
[21:14] * Meiji Doyle goes in and checks the rug. She feels something hard in her hand
[21:15] * Meiji Doyle examine's its contous... a handle?
[21:15] <Meiji Doyle> There's a handle under this rug.
[21:16] * Meiji Doyle checks the papers, the bed, nothing useful there.
[21:16] * Meiji Doyle pulls off the rug to find a trap door.
[21:16] * Meiji Doyle looks on the map
[21:17] <Meiji Doyle> ...Why would there be a trap door from the officer's quarters to the coal storage?
[21:17] <ThePaleElf> Maybe it doesn't lead there
[21:17] <Giselle Bellerose> for easy movement
[21:17] <Meiji Doyle> ?
[21:17] <Giselle Bellerose> perhaps between chambers
[21:17] <ThePaleElf> Maybe it's a secret room not on the map
[21:18] <Meiji Doyle> ...there is a blank void to the right of the coal storage.
[21:18] <Meiji Doyle> you might be onto something
[21:18] * Meiji Doyle looks to the others to see what we should do next
[21:18] <Suu> ...let's go down, but..
[21:19] <Suu> be careful
[21:19] * ThePaleElf checks the papers on the desk before they go down.
[21:19] * Meiji Doyle opens the trap door. Pitch blackness waits below.
[21:19] *** the papers are generic things for ship operations, nothing to do with a code, except "We locked him in the mess"
[21:19] <ThePaleElf> ....
[21:20] <ThePaleElf> Someone is locked in the Mess Hall
[21:20] <Meiji Doyle> ...what do we check first...
[21:20] <Suu> ...the mess hall
[21:20] <Giselle Bellerose> ...
[21:20] <Giselle Bellerose> I'll stay here
[21:20] <Giselle Bellerose> you go
[21:20] * ThePaleElf looks to see if there's a ladder going down the trap door.
[21:20] <Suu> no
[21:20] *** there is .
[21:20] <Giselle Bellerose> someone needs to keep an eye on things
[21:21] <Suu> there could be...more trouble.
[21:21] <Suu> We need to stay together.
[21:21] <Giselle Bellerose> and i'm expenidble
[21:21] <Meiji Doyle> The hell you are.
[21:21] <Giselle Bellerose> ...
[21:21] * Giselle Bellerose is surprised by this
[21:21] <ThePaleElf> Matsumi would kill me if I let you die here.
[21:22] <Giselle Bellerose> ...very well
[21:22] *** Let's decide where we';re going~
[21:23] <Meiji Doyle> So the mess first?
[21:23] <ThePaleElf> Could be a trap.
[21:23] <Suu> ...
[21:24] * Suu grows silent and her hand starts shaking again
[21:24] <ThePaleElf> And from now on, non-leathl attacks if we're attacked, until we can confirm if targets are freind or foe
[21:24] <Meiji Doyle> I'll go whereever you decide.
[21:25] <Suu> we'll go to the mess
[21:25] <Monokuma> [Speakers] All of you~ make a decision or I'll put out some more of Monokuma's sweet scented poison fat gas! Pupupupupu~
[21:25] <Suu> is what I think we should do
[21:25] <Meiji Doyle> Okay.
[21:26] <Meiji Doyle> Any objections?
[21:26] <ThePaleElf> No
[21:26] * Meiji Doyle closes the trap door
[21:27] <Suu> remember this place though
[21:27] * Giselle Bellerose nods
[21:28] *** You all head for the mess hall. On the way there, you pause for a moment to regard the Aft Crane Arm. it looks like the left and right arms are both holding massive steel plates in counter balance. Observing the controls you can see this can be used to "cap" one of the cargo holds, either 3 or 4... but it can only be done Once. and only one of the holds can be capped.
[21:28] <Suu> what's in the cargo holds?
[21:28] <Meiji Doyle> No idea. It doesn't say.
[21:29] *** none of the paperwork seen eariler says either.
[21:30] <Suu> we should investigate them after we're done in the mess hall
[21:30] <Suu> Think they're deflectors or something?
[21:30] <Meiji Doyle> It looks like they're used to seal the holds shut.
[21:30] <Meiji Doyle> But the way it's set up we can only shut one of the,.
[21:31] <Meiji Doyle> ^them
[21:31] <Meiji Doyle> For there to be a security precaution like that...
[21:31] <Meiji Doyle> ...I don
[21:32] <Meiji Doyle> I don't want to think of what might be down there.
[21:32] <Suu> ...
[21:32] <Suu> probably what's gonna self-destruct the ship
[21:33] <Giselle Bellerose> hm...
[21:33] <Meiji Doyle> .....
[21:34] <Meiji Doyle> Ih that case might we not want to investigate and seal it off first?
[21:34] <Suu> where's the mess hall?
[21:34] <Meiji Doyle> Assuming that's what it is
[21:34] * Meiji Doyle points further aft
[21:34] <Meiji Doyle> Down that way
[21:34] * Giselle Bellerose nods
[21:35] <Meiji Doyle> Giselle, ... sir? what do you botht hink?
[21:36] <ThePaleElf> I have no strong opnions
[21:36] <Suu> I kind of want to investigate the mess hall...
[21:36] <Suu> there may be someone else there
[21:36] <ThePaleElf> And you can call me Mormeril.
[21:36] <Giselle Bellerose> ...perhaps...
[21:36] <Giselle Bellerose> .perhaps I should lead the way
[21:36] <Giselle Bellerose> ...I'm harder to kill more then likely
[21:36] <Giselle Bellerose> and I can take the brunt if we do get attacked
[21:37] <Meiji Doyle> ...Mormeril. All right.
[21:37] <ThePaleElf> I'm best at either the front or the rear. Front I can put my tracking skills to use. Rear I can use my bow more effectively
[21:37] <Monokuma> [Speakers] PuPuPuPu Pu... so indecisive~ What's the point of a game if no one makes bold decisions~
[21:38] <Suu> ...
[21:38] <Suu> come on, we've got to get a move on
[21:38] <ThePaleElf> Don't listen to him. He's trying to get under our skin
[21:38] <Giselle Bellerose> let's just go
[21:39] <Monokuma> [Speakers] You mean the way that winged girl's sword got under those poor helpless soldier's skin~?
[21:39] <Meiji Doyle> ... to the mess hall then ><
[21:39] <Meiji Doyle> Giselle please lead the way but be careful ><
[21:40] * ThePaleElf takes the rear then.
[21:41] * Suu follows Meiji
[21:41] * Giselle Bellerose heads in the direction they were given
[21:41] *** The Mess hall door is chained shut... from the outside with a large padlock. You can't see inside. All you hear are the occasional banging thuds on the wall
[21:42] <Giselle Bellerose> we dare break it
[21:42] <Suu> someone sounds like they're trying to get out
[21:42] * You can maybe hear muffled sobs.
[21:42] <Suu> do we have a way to break it
[21:43] * or is it laughter?
[21:43] <ThePaleElf> All the paper said was "We locked him in the mess hall"
[21:43] <Suu> ...I don't want there to be any more victims
[21:43] <ThePaleElf> I never said they weren't locked up for GOOD reasons
[21:43] <Meiji Doyle> ... My sword might be able to cut the lock.
[21:43] <ThePaleElf> Depending on the type of lock I may be able to pick it.
[21:43] *** Feel free to try
[21:43] *** Roll 1d20
[21:44] <ThePaleElf> But perhaps we should try to find out what's inside before we set it free?
[21:44] <Meiji Doyle> How can we do that?
[21:45] <Giselle Bellerose> ..i can try and smell?
[21:45] <Suu> Yeah...
[21:46] *** Go ahead.
[21:46] *** Roll 1d20
[21:46] *** you et a +5 bonus too
[21:46] <ThePaleElf> There might be more info on the ship as well
[21:47] <spiritflame> Giselle Bellerose rolls 1d20 [ 11 ]
[21:47] <Meiji Doyle> /M Giselle smells one human male in his 40s.
[21:47] *** ^
[21:47] *** One human male in his 40's
[21:48] <Suu> might be another soldier
[21:48] <Meiji Doyle> if so, at least we know the trick right?
[21:48] <Giselle Bellerose> human..male
[21:48] <Giselle Bellerose> ...40s
[21:48] <ThePaleElf> If they're human we could probably restrain them non-leathally
[21:49] <Suu> okay, so who's got the lock duty
[21:49] <ThePaleElf> I'll try
[21:49] *** Roll 1d20
[21:50] <spiritflame> ThePaleElf rolls 1d20 to pick lock [ 19 ]
[21:50] *** the lock opens!
[21:50] <Meiji Doyle>!
[21:51] <spiritflame> Meiji Doyle rolls 1d20 for memorizing how that was done [ 1 ]
[21:51] * Meiji Doyle cannot hope to follow that
[21:51] <Meiji Doyle> ...I'll need to learn that from you one day, sir.
[21:52] *** You can now remove the chain and open the door if you want
[21:52] <Suu> Stand back
[21:52] * Meiji Doyle stnads back
[21:52] <ThePaleElf> There are probably better teachers then me, I assure you.
[21:54] <Suu> it up
[21:54] * Giselle Bellerose prepares for the worse
[21:55] * ThePaleElf opens the door
[21:55] * Suu peeks inside
[21:55] *** inside there is a lone man hunched against the corner of the room, sobbing. In his hands he cradles a box with a big red switch.
[21:56] <Giselle Bellerose> ..oh lord
[21:56] <Man> they tore each other to pieces...
[21:56] <Man> the passengers just laughed and knifed each other...
[21:56] <Man> those three officers... ripped the captain limb from limb...
[21:56] <Suu> ..
[21:56] * Man sobs
[21:56] <Suu> they've been taken care of
[21:57] <Man> This world is insane...
[21:57] <ThePaleElf> It's safe now sir.
[21:57] <Man> I don't want to see this world anymore...
[21:57] <Suu> What's that you're holding
[21:57] * Man is not actually looking at the switch in his hand
[21:57] <Man> leave me here... lock me away and leave me with my despair...
[21:58] <Man> just leave me alone! leave me here to turn to dust and leave this s[BLEEP]thole world!
[21:58] * Man looks at you all with crazed eyes
[21:58] * Man hugs the switch close to him
[21:59] *** there is nothing else in this room. Just this man, his switch, and despair.
[21:59] <Suu> Please give me what's in your hand
[21:59] <Man> NO! This is MINE!
[22:00] <Giselle Bellerose> what is it?
[22:00] <Man> Just leave me alone.. I won't press it... if you just leave me ALONE
[22:00] <Man> there's nothing good in this world!
[22:01] *** there are wires from it leding to the right through the wall towards cargo holds
[22:01] <ThePaleElf> Let's leave him to it.
[22:01] * Man sobs, wailing in pure despair
[22:01] <Giselle Bellerose> ....
[22:01] * ThePaleElf uses his tracking skills to try and follow where the wires go
[22:02] <Suu> can I ask you something
[22:02] *** roll 1d20
[22:02] <Man> what.
[22:02] <ThePaleElf> (( Me? ))
[22:02] *** yes morm
[22:02] <Suu> When did everyone start going mad?
[22:02] <spiritflame> ThePaleElf rolls 1d20 for tracking [ 3 ]
[22:02] <Man> The world has ALWAYWS been f[BLEEP]king crazy! Don't you watch the news?!
[22:02] *** no luck morm.
[22:03] * ThePaleElf notes he's not an expert on urban envoriments anyways.
[22:03] <Man> I have no hope.. nothing to live for,.. there's just madness
[22:03] <Man> LEAVE ME ALONE
[22:03] * Man sobs and laughs
[22:04] <Suu> no...what I'm saying is...
[22:04] <Suu> obviously something happened to make everyone snap and kill each other
[22:04] <Suu> You remember it. You can tell us.
[22:05] <ThePaleElf> Suu. Don't push him.
[22:05] <Man> we make up "rules" and "societies" to paper over the notion that at heart we;re just BEASTS
[22:05] * Man actually seems calmer when he's pondering this.
[22:05] <Man> I see it so clearly!
[22:05] <Suu> ...
[22:05] * ThePaleElf neglects to mention he's not human.
[22:06] <Suu> mormeril, did you find out where the wires go
[22:06] <Man> Get away from me, beasts in human skin.
[22:06] <Meiji Doyle> the nearest I can tell they head in the direction of the cargo bays.
[22:07] <ThePaleElf> Same, My urban tracking skills are still lacking and this human made boat is very much urban
[22:08] * Man returns to his sobbing
[22:08] * Man doesn't seem very interested in using his switch.
[22:08] <Suu> ...
[22:08] <Giselle Bellerose>'s so sad
[22:08] <Suu> we should check that sheet thing that blocked off the cargo bays
[22:08] <Suu> maybe there's some more wiring?
[22:09] <Meiji Doyle> Shall we leave him then?
[22:10] <Man> yes animals, seek other prey to devour with your "humanity"
[22:10] <ThePaleElf> Yes. Let's
[22:10] <ThePaleElf> ...Sir. I'm not human.
[22:10] * Man doesn't even respond to that.
[22:11] * Giselle Bellerose looks at the man with a sad expression
[22:11] <Giselle Bellerose> be safe, sir
[22:11] * Man twitches. "THERE SIS NO SAFETY"
[22:12] * Man /squeak NOT IN THIS WORLD!"
[22:12] * Man craws lightly at his switch, not enough to activsate it, but it's clear he's become a little more agitated.
[22:12] <spiritflame> Meiji Doyle rolls 1d20 [ 7 ]
[22:13] * Meiji Doyle watches silently
[22:13] <ThePaleElf> Let's go
[22:13] * ThePaleElf turns to leave
[22:13] * Meiji Doyle leaves the room
[22:13] * Giselle Bellerose leaves
[22:13] * Suu follows
[22:14] <Suu> all right...
[22:14] <Monokuma> [Speakers] Pu, Pu, Pu... you little s[BLEEP]ts did well lettiing him stay in his comfortable cocoon of despair... who knows what would have happened if you'd tired to fill his head wiht your notions of hope and happiness~
[22:15] <Monokuma [Speakers]> - He wouldn't have liked that at all. -
[22:15] <ThePaleElf> I want to make sure that wasn't a bomb.
[22:15] <ThePaleElf> Let's head to the cargo hold, see if we can disable it if is, then come back.
[22:15] <Monokuma> [Speakers] Oh that? Yes and no~
[22:16] <Monokuma> [Speakers] There was a bomb to blow him up if you'd gotten him all worked up... and a special surprise for after that wasn't a bomb~
[22:16] <Monokuma> [Speakers] But you still have work to do~
[22:17] <ThePaleElf> So thank you for helping me prove my course of action was the best
[22:17] * ThePaleElf mockingly bows
[22:17] <Monokuma> [Speakers] That is if you want to find out the *truth* about what's going to happen~
[22:17] * Monokuma [Speakers] give him the finger but it's radio so lol
[22:17] * Monokuma [Speakers] just hangs up
[22:17] <Meiji Doyle> What now?
[22:18] <Meiji Doyle> There's that trap door and I think Suu wanted to explore the crane arms?
[22:18] <Suu> What about that trapdoor that was in the place where...
[22:18] <ThePaleElf> And we need to actully head down to the cargo holds.
[22:19] <Meiji Doyle> Which first?
[22:19] <Giselle Bellerose> i just wonder if the trap door is too obvious
[22:19] <Suu> but yeah, the cranes
[22:20] <Meiji Doyle> Then again subtlety hasn't been a part of this night at ALL
[22:20] <Meiji Doyle> I'll go with whatever you decide
[22:21] <Giselle Bellerose> hmm
[22:21] *** pick a path, peeps~
[22:22] <Suu> I vote for the cranes
[22:22] <Giselle Bellerose> cranes
[22:23] <ThePaleElf> What about them I ghought they were obvious
[22:23] <ThePaleElf> It's used to close one of the cargo holds.
[22:23] *** well the cranes are right outside so you guys take a look. There's nothing about any wires or anything. You can work them to seal either cargo bay 3 or 4 but you can only pick one.
[22:24] * Giselle Bellerose frowns..thinking
[22:25] <ThePaleElf> Let's examine the cargo bays. If we can find the bomb we can seal the hatch
[22:25] <Suu> Yeah....
[22:25] *** there are 4 bays. Which one~?
[22:26] <Meiji Doyle> ...You're also assuming there's a bomb in the bay.
[22:26] <Meiji Doyle> Would a bomb powerful enough to blow this ship be stopped just by capping a bay?
[22:27] <Suu> well 3 and 4 are the ones we can seal
[22:27] <Giselle Bellerose> no..
[22:27] <Giselle Bellerose> well we don't know what's in there
[22:27] <ThePaleElf> The wires led to the bay.
[22:27] *** Okay, let's picka bay to check
[22:28] <Suu> 3
[22:29] *** are we all in agreement?
[22:29] <ThePaleElf> We can check them all so that's fine
[22:30] *** You head to cargo bay 3. there is a trap door that is closed there.
[22:30] *** Who will open it?
[22:31] <Suu> ...I'll do it
[22:31] * Suu looks at the door to see if there are any traps
[22:32] *** it is not trapped
[22:33] *** But Suu will need to rill 1d20 for reasons™
[22:33] *** if she opens it.
[22:34] <Suu> all right
[22:34] <spiritflame> Suu rolls 1d20 [ 10 ]
[22:34] * Suu opens the door
[22:34] *** pick right or left
[22:36] *** which direction do you pick~
[22:36] <Suu> What direction guys
[22:37] * Meiji Doyle shrugs
[22:37] *** 60 seconds or I pick one~
[22:37] * ThePaleElf uses his night vision to look down both paths
[22:38] *** oh I am not asking you to pick a path YOU'RE going in~
[22:38] <Suu> Right!
[22:38] * Suu goes down to the right
[22:38] *** two of these little guys come popping out of the hold!
[22:38] * Giselle Bellerose follows
[22:39] *** they start heading to the right of the ship... to the fuel tanks!
[22:39] <Suu> NO!!!
[22:39] *** you will need to stop them before they can make it six space!
[22:39] <Suu> FUEL TANKS!!!
[22:39] <Suu> NOW!!!
[22:39] * ThePaleElf opens fire with his bow
[22:39] * Suu runs back up the hatch
[22:39] ☼ Scouter indicates Bomber Monokumas has POWERED UP!
[22:39] ☼ Scouter indicates Meiji Doyle has POWERED UP!
[22:40] *** first wave~
[22:40] * ThePaleElf is still powered up from before
[22:40] █████ Meiji Doyle SLASHES out with her sword
[22:40] ████ Bomber Monokumas has been STAGGERED!!
[22:40] ☼ Scouter indicates Giselle Bellerose has POWERED UP!
[22:40] ☼ Scouter indicates Suu has POWERED UP!
[22:40] * Bomber Monokumas stop for a second...
[22:40] 5008 [250 HP / 969 MP] Suu slashes at the Bomber Monokumas (-31 MP +8 SP)
[22:40] █████ Bomber Monokumas has been SLAMMED BACK!!
[22:40] *Suu slashes at the Bomber Monokumas
[22:40] *** [2.7] Suu FRAGS the target!! (206 HP Damage) (+2 EXP)
[22:41] <Suu> (( arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh ))
[22:41] <ThePaleElf> (( the hell is that ))
[22:41] *** you already hit them XD
[22:41] *** I think she used /attack
[22:41] *** from the grinding days
[22:41] <spiritflame> Bomber Monokumas rolls 1d20 [ 2 ]
[22:41] * Bomber Monokumas are still stuck in place and do not advance
[22:41] █████ ThePaleElf opens fire with his bow
[22:42] █████ Bomber Monokumas has been SAVAGED!!
[22:42] * Giselle Bellerose 's eyes are turning bright red....
[22:42] * Giselle Bellerose prepares herself
[22:42] <spiritflame> Bomber Monokumas rolls 1d20 [ 5 ]
[22:42] * Bomber Monokumas are still stuck in place because of the surprise attack!
[22:42] <Meiji Doyle> Giselle!
[22:42] <Suu> Do it!
[22:43] * Giselle Bellerose transforms...into a mass of death headed moths
[22:43] █████ Giselle Bellerose swarms onto the Monokumas!
[22:43] █████ Bomber Monokumas has BLOCKED the attack!
[22:44] * Bomber Monokumas cackle "pupupupu" and use soem grenades to deflerct her
[22:44] * Bomber Monokumas advance one square. FIVE MORE TO GO
[22:44] <Giselle Bellerose> ><
[22:44] █████ Meiji Doyle slashes at them again with her blade!
[22:44] ████ Bomber Monokumas has been STAGGERED!!
[22:45] <spiritflame> Bomber Monokumas rolls 1d20 [ 1 ]
[22:45] *** they're not able to advance! F I N I S H T H E M
[22:46] Suu slashes the Monokumas
[22:46] <spiritflame> Bomber Monokumas rolls 1d20 [ 1 ]
[22:46] █████ Bomber Monokumas has been ROCKED!!
[22:46] Bomber Monokumas has BEEN DEFEATED!!!
[22:46] *** the bomber Monokuma robots explode
[22:47] *** you have cleared Cargo bay 3
[22:47] <Giselle Bellerose> ....
[22:47] *** ship... out of danger... so far.
[22:48] *** to save time, you determine that the wires the guy had were set up so that after he blew himself up these little guys would have been released.
[22:48] <Suu> okay...on to number 4?
[22:49] *** Anyone else want to vote?
[22:49] <Giselle Bellerose> what other choice do we have
[22:49] *** bays 4, 2, 1, the trap door.
[22:50] *** and the engine roon actually
[22:50] <Suu> ...
[22:50] <Suu> hmmm
[22:50] *** Plus you could just seal aby 4 right now.
[22:50] <Suu> how about we check 1 and 2
[22:51] *** i will say that sealing it right now will not lose you the game.
[22:51] *** since it's late and I'm being nice XD
[22:52] *** any other votes?
[22:52] <Suu> what do you think should we seal #4?
[22:52] <ThePaleElf> Whatever is fine with me
[22:52] <Suu> we cleared out the danger here.
[22:52] <Monokuma> [Speakers] "Whatevers" don't win games.
[22:52] <Monokuma> [Speakers] You heroes are so wishy-washy, you should be the siap that washes out my mouth!
[22:53] <Monokuma> [Speakers] ^soap
[22:53] <Giselle Bellerose> we could check it
[22:53] <Monokuma [Speakers]> - Maybe I should kill the winged one and see how you all do~ -
[22:54] *** Command?
[22:54] <Suu> ...
[22:54] * Suu grips her sword nervously
[22:54] <Suu> Decision. Now
[22:54] *** Giselle, mormeril you're on the hot seat~
[22:55] <ThePaleElf> How about you come out here and I'll show youi just how dessive I can be with an arrow tough your skull
[22:55] <spiritflame> Monokuma rolls 1d20 [ 9 ]
[22:55] <Monokuma> okay~
[22:55] <Giselle Bellerose> we go now
[22:55] <Giselle Bellerose> .....
[22:55] <Giselle Bellerose> we go to 4
[22:55] <Giselle Bellerose> NOW
[22:55] * Monokuma [Speakers] pushes a button and opens~
[22:55] <ThePaleElf> That's fine
[22:55] <spiritflame> Monokuma rolls 1d3 [ 2 ]
[22:56] <Suu> Okay
[22:56] * Suu sheaths her sword
[22:56] <Suu> Let's go
[22:56] *** Cargo bay 2 opens up to the sea and a set of killer Monokuma bots are released into the sea!
[22:56] <Giselle Bellerose> !!!!!
[22:56] *** they swim away!
[22:57] <Monokuma> [Speakers] .....
[22:57] * Giselle Bellerose turns and LOOKS at mormeril
[22:57] <Suu> What just happened?
[22:57] <Monokuma> [Speakers] Well s[BLEEP]t. Those aren't the wones I wanted to send out to break your face
[22:57] <ThePaleElf> His robots turned on him. Let's move
[22:57] <Monokuma> [Speakers] but at least my babies will go out to terorize the world!
[22:57] <Suu> ...
[22:57] <Suu> okay, cargo bay 4
[22:58] *** Cargo bay 2 clear.
[22:58] *** Cargo bay 4 has a trap door as before.
[22:58] <ThePaleElf> We could just seal this one.
[22:58] <Suu> are you sure we should?
[22:58] <Suu> There might be clues
[22:59] *** up to y'all
[22:59] *** there's no point in sealing 3 now.
[22:59] <ThePaleElf> Just putting it out there.
[22:59] <Suu> seal it
[23:00] <Meiji Doyle> I think.. that was obviously mean tot keep something in.
[23:00] *** You seal it nice and permanent like
[23:00] <Meiji Doyle> DM three areas are left : Cargo bay 1, the trap door, the engine room
[23:00] *** ^
[23:01] <Suu> I want to investigate that trap door
[23:01] <ThePaleElf> Let's check out the last cargo bay then head back for the trap door.
[23:02] <Meiji Doyle> Giselle?
[23:02] <Suu> yes.
[23:02] <Meiji Doyle> We're doing the last cargo bay?
[23:03] *** Cargo bay 1 has a trap door like the others
[23:03] <Giselle Bellerose> ..yes
[23:03] *** command?
[23:05] *** are we opening it~?
[23:05] * ThePaleElf sends a text message to Eitak to get in touch with people to deal with the robots when they reach shore
[23:05] <Suu> Stand back...
[23:05] <Suu> let's open this
[23:06] *** The robots are goign to takew their sweet time deciding when tyto emerge, that ship has sailed.
[23:06] *** You open the hatch.
[23:06] *** inside, sleeping dormant are HUNDREDS of sleeping Monokuma
[23:06] <ThePaleElf> ....
[23:07] * ThePaleElf shoves the door shut.
[23:07] <Giselle Bellerose> ........
[23:07] *** Good call.
[23:07] <Suu> ...
[23:07] <Suu> yes
[23:07] <Suu> come on, let's get to that other trap door
[23:07] *** next move?
[23:07] <ThePaleElf> Agreed
[23:07] *** the trap door leads to inky blackness
[23:08] *** dare you go down~
[23:08] * Suu swallows
[23:09] <Suu> okay
[23:09] <Suu> I'll...go first
[23:09] *** Suu climbs down... and finds a large room with a bank of computers that are off. The lights click on. it is bright and clean.
[23:10] <Suu> Guys...
[23:10] <Suu> I think I found the control center
[23:10] *** There is a microphone on the console in front of the monitors.
[23:10] * Suu hesitantly steps forward
[23:10] * Meiji Doyle climbs down as well
[23:11] <Meiji Doyle> this looks like something out of JAmes Bond
[23:11] * Suu draws her sword
[23:11] <Suu> stay close
[23:12] *** nothing is happening yet.
[23:12] * Suu goes over to one of the computers and examines it
[23:12] <Meiji Doyle> what now?
[23:12] *** it seems ot be huming, but all the screens are off.
[23:12] <ThePaleElf> I leave the computer stuff to you all. I barely understand how it works.
[23:13] <spiritflame> Meiji Doyle rolls 1d20 [ 19 ]
[23:13] <Meiji Doyle> ....the microphone seems important.
[23:13] *** it's a ridiculously phallic looking mic
[23:14] <Giselle Bellerose> ...
[23:14] * Suu turns on a monitor
[23:14] *** the monitor is blank
[23:15] <Meiji Doyle> Why would there be a microphone in here.
[23:15] <Meiji Doyle> And in such ppor taste.
[23:15] <Meiji Doyle> ^poor
[23:15] <Suu> ...
[23:15] <Suu> I think this is where the broadcasts are originating from
[23:15] * Suu checks over the computer she's standing at
[23:15] *** no you found that room already.
[23:16] *** remember what was asked of you
[23:16] <Meiji Doyle> ...We had to find a code to get the master tape remember?
[23:16] <Suu> yeah
[23:16] <Meiji Doyle> this sure looks like a place where a code would be kept..
[23:16] <Suu> let me try something
[23:16] <Meiji Doyle> but how do we turn on the computers?
[23:16] * Suu turns on the computer she's standing at
[23:17] *** it's on but the screen is blank. Maybe it needs more "Action" than that
[23:17] * ThePaleElf pokes a random key
[23:17] *** there is a beep but nothing else.
[23:18] <Monokuma> [Speakers] Pupupupupu... how do you "turn it on" indeed~
[23:18] <Meiji Doyle> ...really.
[23:18] * Suu looks over at the microphone
[23:19] * Meiji Doyle looks a the mic and puts two and two together
[23:19] * Suu speaks into the microphone "Boot to Windows"
[23:19] <Monokuma> [Speakers] ooh, closer...
[23:19] <Meiji Doyle> :/
[23:20] <Monokuma> [Speakers] I can bare-ly hear you... let's get those kips closer to my hard micrphone~
[23:20] <Suu> ....
[23:20] * Suu cringest
[23:20] * Meiji Doyle moves Suu aside and puts her lips nex tot the mic
[23:20] <Meiji Doyle> HEY SIRI
[23:20] <Monokuma> [Speakers] GYAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
[23:21] * Ultimate_Despair_Girl appears on screen
[23:21] * Ultimate_Despair_Girl has moved to: [ AI ]
[23:21] * Ultimate_Despair_Girl [AI] cleans out hear Ear
[23:21] <Ultimate_Despair_Girl> [AI] Thart wasn't SEXY at all!
[23:21] * Ultimate_Despair_Girl [AI] pulls out a gun
[23:21] <Giselle Bellerose> !!!!
[23:21] * Ultimate_Despair_Girl [AI] looks at her watch...
[23:22] <Ultimate_Despair_Girl> [AI] You all couuld have wrapped this up almost two hours ago if ypu'd come her first~
[23:22] <Ultimate_Despair_Girl> [AI] Oh well~
[23:22] * Ultimate_Despair_Girl [AI] loads 4 bullets
[23:22] * Ultimate_Despair_Girl [AI] spins the chamber and holds it to her head
[23:22] *** roll 1d4
[23:22] <Suu> !!!
[23:22] <Suu> (( everyone? ))
[23:23] *** Yeah
[23:23] <spiritflame> Suu rolls 1d4 [ 1 ]
[23:23] <spiritflame> Meiji Doyle rolls 1d4 [ 2 ]
[23:23] <spiritflame> Giselle Bellerose rolls 1d4 [ 4 ]
[23:24] <spiritflame> Ultimate_Despair_Girl rolls 1d4 [ 3 ]
[23:24] *** Junko's AI selected 3. that cargo bay is empty
[23:25] <spiritflame> ThePaleElf rolls 1d4 [ 3 ]
[23:25] <Ultimate_Despair_Girl> [AI] Damn it! you f[BLEEP]king A[BLEEP]LES Already sp[rang my SUPER surprising TRAP
[23:25] * Ultimate_Despair_Girl [AI] sighs
[23:25] <Ultimate_Despair_Girl> [AI] Fine... since you made it this far... I suppose you want ANSWERS.
[23:25] <Ultimate_Despair_Girl> [AI] you earned that much.
[23:26] <Ultimate_Despair_Girl> [AI] You each get one question.
[23:27] <Ultimate_Despair_Girl> You better make it good, ooh~
[23:27] <Ultimate_Despair_Girl> make it worth my time, stroke my algorithms~
[23:27] <Ultimate_Despair_Girl> [AI] /anst OR I'LL F[BLEEP]KING GUT YOU ALL
[23:28] <ThePaleElf> ....
[23:28] <Suu> What is the code to eject the tape?
[23:28] <Giselle Bellerose> .....
[23:28] <Ultimate_Despair_Girl> [AI] The code is... "love"
[23:29] <Meiji Doyle> I'll give my question to someone else.
[23:29] <Ultimate_Despair_Girl> oh there are so many things you could ask me though, l;ike my cup size, or my favorite color~
[23:30] <Meiji Doyle> ...No thanks.
[23:30] <Ultimate_Despair_Girl> [AI] Suit yourself.
[23:30] * Ultimate_Despair_Girl [AI] looks to Giselle and Mormeril and Suu
[23:30] * Giselle Bellerose looks to the others
[23:30] <Ultimate_Despair_Girl> [AI] WELL?! WHADDYA WANT TO KNOW!?
[23:31] <Ultimate_Despair_Girl> [AI] you came to this boat for a REASON right
[23:31] <Suu> ...
[23:31] <Ultimate_Despair_Girl> [AI] Here I am exposing myself to all of you
[23:31] * ThePaleElf looks at Meiji and Suu
[23:31] <Ultimate_Despair_Girl> [AI] And you got nothing for me!? The ultimate boss is RIGHT in FRONT of you
[23:31] <Suu> we got what we needed...
[23:32] <Suu> but...
[23:32] <Suu> okay
[23:32] <Ultimate_Despair_Girl> oh, did you?
[23:32] <Suu> Where are you broadcasting to?
[23:32] <Ultimate_Despair_Girl> do you really know everything you need to know?
[23:32] <ThePaleElf> What is it we need to know?
[23:33] * Ultimate_Despair_Girl [AI] shakes her head and facepalms. "The whole world saw my sexy broadcasts. And those of weak will were easily influenced.
[23:33] * ThePaleElf expects Meiji and Giselle to follow up on this.
[23:34] * Meiji Doyle already gave up her question so there were three. Suu used one and now morm has used anotehr leaving one once junko answers
[23:34] <Ultimate_Despair_Girl> [AI] Well, for starters, what's your plan, for starters.
[23:35] <Ultimate_Despair_Girl> [AI] I'd say THAT would be important.
[23:35] * ThePaleElf looks at Meiji and Suu. What is their plan exactly? He just came along for support
[23:35] <Meiji Doyle> .....
[23:35] <ThePaleElf> That's not an awnser. That's another question.
[23:36] <Ultimate_Despair_Girl> [AI] You ASKED me what you needed to know.
[23:36] <ThePaleElf> You can't awnser my question with another, unless you expect me to awnser with another question
[23:36] <Ultimate_Despair_Girl> [AI] I Told you.
[23:36] <Ultimate_Despair_Girl [AI]> - STOP PISSING ME OFF -
[23:36] <Giselle Bellerose> I don't think we'll get answers that way
[23:36] * Ultimate_Despair_Girl [AI] puts on her nerdy spectacles.
[23:37] <Suu> (( I'm gonna drop ))
[23:37] <Ultimate_Despair_Girl> [AI] The initial query was "[23:32] <ThePaleElf> What is it we need to know? "
[23:37] <ThePaleElf> What was your guy's plan anyways. I just came here to support you.
[23:37] <Suu> (( it's late ))
[23:37] *** night bucket!
[23:37] <Meiji Doyle> I came to investigate.
[23:38] <Meiji Doyle> ....I ... guess
[23:38] <Ultimate_Despair_Girl> [AI] One question left!
[23:38] <Ultimate_Despair_Girl [AI]> - Make it good. -
[23:38] <Meiji Doyle> You said we needed to know your plan. What is it?
[23:38] * Ultimate_Despair_Girl [AI] grins
[23:39] <Ultimate_Despair_Girl> [AI] At a certain time, in five certain places that you won't expect, the people I've brainwashed will activate, bringing about mass chaos and destruction, and despair.
[23:39] <Ultimate_Despair_Girl> [AI] They've already laid the groundwork.
[23:40] <Ultimate_Despair_Girl> [AI] And even now, in Monokunma Tower my servants have set up a test for you heroes.
[23:40] <ThePaleElf> You said we each get one question.That was 4 questions.
[23:40] <Ultimate_Despair_Girl> [AI] If you can pass it, you'll get the five locations.
[23:40] <ThePaleElf> There are 5 of us.
[23:41] * Ultimate_Despair_Girl [AI] counts
[23:41] * Ultimate_Despair_Girl [AI] sees Giselle, Mormeril, Suu and Meiji
[23:41] <Ultimate_Despair_Girl> [AI] Your little friend who hit his head isn't here.
[23:42] <Ultimate_Despair_Girl> [AI] Nice try.
[23:42] <Ultimate_Despair_Girl> [AI] But I will f[BLEEP]king punish cheaters.
[23:42] <Giselle Bellerose> ....
[23:42] <Ultimate_Despair_Girl> [AI] you should have seen what I had in store for you if you had tried ot magic away my Monokumas~
[23:43] <Giselle Bellerose> I will not cheat
[23:43] <Ultimate_Despair_Girl> [AI] Good~
[23:43] <Ultimate_Despair_Girl> [AI] Now go like good little boys and girls and collect your master tape.
[23:43] <Ultimate_Despair_Girl> [AI] ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: OBTAINED PLAN
[23:44] <Ultimate_Despair_Girl> [AI] OBTAINED CODE
[23:44] <ThePaleElf> If we had only brought more people we could have asked who the 5 are and ended this mess already
[23:44] <Ultimate_Despair_Girl> [AI] OBTAINED CONTROL TAPE
[23:44] <Ultimate_Despair_Girl> [AI] You won this round, don't be a bitter prick
[23:44] <Ultimate_Despair_Girl> [AI] As they say in manga~
[23:44] <Ultimate_Despair_Girl> The real battle... STARTS NOW!
[23:45] <Giselle Bellerose> ...
[23:45] * Ultimate_Despair_Girl [AI] does a magical-girl like transormation spin
[23:45] *** Ultimate_Despair_Girl has left #suburbansenshi3
[23:45] <Meiji Doyle> ... We should get that tape.
[23:46] <ThePaleElf> Right
[23:46] * Meiji Doyle heads for the master control room
[23:47] * Meiji Doyle enters the code "love" and the tape pops out
[23:47] * Giselle Bellerose nods
[23:51] <Meiji Doyle> ... so what now?
[23:51] <Meiji Doyle> There's still hundreds of monokuma on this ship even if it's not broadcasting?
[23:53] <ThePaleElf> And there's that man. I bet the wires would have let one of the things in the hold out.
[23:53] <Meiji Doyle> yeah hold 3.
[23:53] <Meiji Doyle> Monokuma told us
[23:53] <Meiji Doyle> If we'd pissed him off he would have let the bomber monokuma out
[23:53] <Meiji Doyle> but we sorta did that ourselves.
[23:54] <Meiji Doyle> I think that lady's plan was to randomly open one of the cargo bays when we found her
[23:54] <Meiji Doyle> but we had already gotten them all
[23:54] <Meiji Doyle> so we took her "shock" Away.
[23:55] <ThePaleElf> Well. One was still open. We didn't seal it, we got lucky with 3/4
[23:55] <Meiji Doyle> we coudln't seal 1
[23:55] <Meiji Doyle> that crane only worked on 3 or 4
[23:55] <Meiji Doyle> so ideally looking back sealing 3 would have been the best plan
[23:56] <Meiji Doyle> becauseit would have cut her odds by 1 and that man couldn't have released them
[23:56] <Meiji Doyle> but it was a gamble, we couldn't have known.
[23:57] *** there would have been a clue in the engine room
[23:57] <Meiji Doyle> Anyway
[23:57] * Giselle Bellerose is somewhat silent
[23:57] <Meiji Doyle> Wew should probably go home and tell the authorities about this boat and what we discoverd abouut her plan
[23:58] <Giselle Bellerose> alright..
[23:58] <ThePaleElf> And those escaped robots
[23:59] <Meiji Doyle> Yeah.
[23:59] <Meiji Doyle> ...What about that man?
[23:59] <Meiji Doyle> Wait... Monokuma said if we interfered with him he'd blowe himself up
[23:59] <Meiji Doyle> ....We might have to leave him...
[00:00] <ThePaleElf> I could probably shipe the thing but I have no idea if it would blow upon beding destoryed
[00:05] <ThePaleElf> Let's head back. Where's that door.
[00:05] * Meiji Doyle heds bac to the deck and randon door
[00:05] <Meiji Doyle> This way.
[00:05] * Giselle Bellerose follows
[00:06] * Meiji Doyle goes throug the door
[00:06] *** Meiji Doyle [???] has left #suburbansenshi3 (calling it a night, we';ll followup tomm)
[00:06] *** Giselle Bellerose has left #suburbansenshi3
[00:08] <ThePaleElf> part
[00:08] *** ThePaleElf [] has left #suburbansenshi3

[13:25] *** New Grand Imperial Theater
[13:26] <Eilean> Izumi, can I talk to you?
[13:26] * Izumi Hoshi glance sup from her work and walks over
[13:26] <Izumi Hoshi> yes e-..I mean Miss Eilean
[13:28] <Eilean> can call me Eilean ^^;;
[13:28] <Eilean> ...I've um..
[13:28] * Eilean looks around
[13:33] <Eilean> the um..your other duties....
[13:34] <Eilean> ...I was thinking you could..use some additional help
[13:34] <Izumi Hoshi> does get busy..and we could use other people...
[13:37] <Eilean> oh..oh good.I'm just..working on these expansions..will train them?
[13:38] <Izumi Hoshi> I shall do my best ^^
[13:46] <Eilean> oh good!
[13:46] * Eilean wakls away and sends a message on her phone..before checking on the other locations

[11:21] * Woman gets out of bed..still semi injured and walks into one of the other rooms
[11:21] * Woman spots a piano in the far corner...and walks over towards it...
[11:22] <Woman> ....
[11:23] * Woman notices some sheet music and picks it up, looking at it silently...
[11:25] * Woman glances at the piano....and exprmently touches one of the keys, then moves back at the sound
[11:38] * Woman moves forward again and touches the keys..moving her fingers simply down the line..
[11:39] <Man> good to see you on your feet..feeling better?
[11:39] * Woman stops, turns and charges forward on instinct , preparing to strike..then stumbles and nearly collapses, the man catching her
[11:41] <Man> I guess not...careful..I'll take you back...
[11:41] * Woman tries to say something but winces...still weak
[11:41] *** Woman has left #suburbansenshi3
[11:41] *** Man has left #suburbansenshi3

[16:08] * Shin-Kaioh personal begin to work on reworking and fixing the previously invsible spaceship

[19:26] *** Queen Fluffina has joined #suburbansenshi3
[19:26] <+luna_P> Evening, Queen Fluffina
[19:26] <+luna_P> Welcome to Suburban Senshi: It's be fortified with 100% Vitamin insane
[19:32] <Tenshi Hinanai> o___o
[19:32] <Marisa Kirisame> o___o
[19:33] <Gunnery Referee Hartman> Ten-HUT!!!!!
[19:34] <Gunnery Referee Hartman> TONIGHT...We have a special match since one of the Outsiders is present for the battle!
[19:35] * Queen Fluffina Gets into the Ring, and gets a lot of cheers from Forest Kits everywhere! :D
[19:36] <Gunnery Referee Hartman> In THIS corner, ready to challenge a resident of Gensokyo, I give you Queen Fluffina!
[19:36] * Gunnery Referee Hartman holds up the microphone to Queen Fluffina. "SOUND OFF LIKE YOU GOT A PAIR!!!!!!"
[19:41] * Gunnery Referee Hartman barely registers the huge wave of sound that nearly deafens the entire audience.
[19:41] <Queen Fluffina> [size=200]I HAVE A PAIR OF FLUFFY FOREST FOXES READY TO CHEER ME ON! :D[size]
[19:42] <Queen Fluffina> *^
[19:43] <Gunnery Referee Hartman> And in the opposing corner...AUNN KOMANO!!!!
[19:43] *** Aunn Komano has joined #suburbansenshi3
[19:43] <+luna_P> Evening, Aunn Komano
[19:43] <+luna_P> Welcome to Suburban Senshi: There is no Spoo.
[19:43] <Aunn Komano> ...
[19:44] <Aunn Komano> ...I am NOT entering ANY strange doorways again.
[19:44] <Queen Fluffina> :)
[19:46] <Gunnery Referee Hartman> Now...GIVE your Marine Corps Battlecry and ENTER COMBAT!!!!!!
[19:46] <Aunn Komano> /FLAHS KAMEHAMEHIHO!!!
[19:47] ☼ Scouter indicates Aunn Komano has POWERED UP!
[19:47] <Queen Fluffina> MARINE CORPSE BATTLE! :D
[19:47] ☼ Scouter indicates Queen Fluffina has POWERED UP!
[19:47] <spiritflame> Queen Fluffina rolls 1d20 [ 4 ]
[19:49] <spiritflame> Aunn Komano rolls 1d20 [ 11 ]
[19:50] <Aunn Komano> Hah!
[19:51] █████ Aunn Komano rushes up to Fluffina and PWNCHES her!
[19:52] █████ Queen Fluffina has PARRIED the attack! [ Opponent: /def ]
[19:52] ████ Aunn Komano has been HIT!!
[19:52] <Aunn Komano> (( Don't forget to describe! ))
[19:53] * Queen Fluffina raises her Kit cape, which has a mirror in it, with which Aunn'f fist gets reflected back to her!
[19:54] <Aunn Komano> ...Oooow!
[19:54] * Aunn Komano awaits Fluffina's next move
[19:54] <Queen Fluffina> :D
[19:55] * Queen Fluffina hangs the cape ringside.
[19:55] █████ Queen Fluffina Flings some Kit-Shaped fans at Aunn Komano :D
[19:56] ████ Aunn Komano has PARRIED the attack! [ Opponent: /def ]
[19:56] █████ Queen Fluffina has PARRIED the attack! [ Opponent: /def ]
[19:56] * Aunn Komano sidesteps and throws some of those fans right back at her!
[19:56] * Queen Fluffina Blocks them and throws more :D
[19:58] █████ Aunn Komano has been STAGGERED!!
[19:58] * Aunn Komano tries to throw them right back in a continuous stream, but messed up her timing and takes several fans in the face!!
[19:58] █████ Aunn Komano tries to jab Fluffina with her horn!
[19:59] ████ Queen Fluffina has been SLAMMED BACK!!
[19:59] * Queen Fluffina is slammed into ringside by a horn.... she may or maynot have a hole on her as well.
[20:01] * Queen Fluffina feels where Aunn jabbeed her with some half-youma blood coming out :O
[20:02] * The forest Kits BOO Komano and call her The deadly Stabby Stabby!
[20:04] * Queen Fluffina Staggers and....
[20:04] <Aunn Komano> >:D
[20:04] ████ Queen Fluffina Throws a BIG Kit-shaped fan at Aunn Komano.
[20:07] █████ Aunn Komano has been SAVAGED!!
[20:07] * Aunn Komano got SMACKED THE FUGOUT by that fan!!!
[20:08] <Aunn Komano> @___@
[20:12] * The forest Kits call for Yukari :O
[20:12] █████ Aunn Komano tries to poke Fluffina with her horn again!
[20:13] <The forest Kits> /def
[20:13] ████ Queen Fluffina has BLOCKED the attack!
[20:13] * Queen Fluffina GRABS Aunn's horn!
[20:14] <Aunn Komano> D:
[20:15] ████ Queen Fluffina AND THROWS Aunn Down into the Ring!
[20:16] █████ Aunn Komano has BLOCKED the attack!
[20:16] * Aunn Komano manages to brace herself properly and rolls with the impact.
[20:16] █████ Aunn Komano starts BREAKDANCE FIGHTING!!!
[20:17] █████ Queen Fluffina has been SAVAGED!!
[20:17] * Queen Fluffina Has been Kung-fu-Fought!
[20:18] █████ Queen Fluffina Spins around with Vines galore!
[20:21] █████ Aunn Komano has DODGED the attack!
[20:21] * Aunn Komano is TOO GROOVY to be hit right now! >:D
[20:21] █████ Aunn Komano fights back with the Ninja Rap! "GO NINJA GO NINJA GO!!!"
[20:22] █████ Queen Fluffina has been SAVAGED!!
[20:22] * Queen Fluffina is hit by Legoes!
[20:24] <Queen Fluffina> Why did people turn a lego series into a song? >_<
[20:26] █████ Queen Fluffina Starts to try a BIND WHIP on AUNN.
[20:28] ████ Aunn Komano has been SLAMMED BACK!!
[20:28] <Aunn Komano> ACK!!
[20:28] <Aunn Komano> I guess this was what I get for singing that old Vanilla Ice song.
[20:30] ████ Aunn Komano rushes up and tries to B[BLEEP]CH SLAP Fluffina!
[20:31] ████ Queen Fluffina has been STAGGERED!!
[20:31] * Queen Fluffina is slapped into spinning!
[20:33] ████ Queen Fluffina Spins with her vines towards Aunn!
[20:35] ████ Aunn Komano has BLOCKED the attack!
[20:37] * Aunn Komano manages to dodge aside at the last moment and readies for her next strike!
[20:37] ████ Aunn Komano unleashes a full-throttle "JoJo's Bizarre Adventure" attack, complete with POSING!!!
[20:37] █████ Queen Fluffina has been ROCKED!!
[20:37] Queen Fluffina has BEEN DEFEATED!!!
[20:38] * Queen Fluffina Fells down to the ground during the attack, with some blood loss.
[20:38] <The forest Kits> D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D:
[20:39] <The forest Kits> CHEEEAT D:
[20:40] <Aunn Komano> :D
[20:40] * Aunn Komano Poses in VICTORY!!!
[20:45] <Gunnery Referee Hartman> THE WINNER BY TECHNICAL KNOCKOUT.
[20:45] <Gunnery Referee Hartman> AUNN KOMANO!!
[20:46] <The forest Kits> >:[ >:[ >:[ >:[ >:[
[20:46] <The forest Kits> SHE STABBY STABBED, LOOK AT BLOOD >:O >:O >:O
[20:47] <Gunnery Referee Hartman> Sadly, this was still a fair fight.
[20:48] <Aunn Komano> ^___^..V
[20:48] * Queen Fluffina is clutching her stomach, losing more blood >_<
[20:48] * Aunn Komano tries to pet some of the Forest Kits.
[20:48] <The forest Kits> >:[
[20:48] *** Eirin Yagokuro has joined #suburbansenshi3
[20:48] <+luna_P> Evening, Eirin Yagokuro
[20:48] <+luna_P> Welcome to Suburban Senshi: We arm not win yet but shall continue of the fight!
[20:48] <Eirin Yagokuro> Does someone need my help? ^__^
[20:49] <The forest Kits> YUPPA :O
[20:50] <Eirin Yagokuro> Oh my.
[20:50] * Eirin Yagokuro goes to treat Queen Fluffina's injuries.
[20:52] <Queen Fluffina> >__<
[20:55] * The forest Kits Chase Aunn Komano to Gunnery Hartmann.
[20:56] <The forest Kits> PUNISH!! >:D PUNISH!! >:D PUNISH!! >:D PUNISH!! >:D PUNISH!! >:D PUNISH!! >:D PUNISH!! >:D PUNISH!! >:D PUNISH!! >:D PUNISH!! >:D PUNISH!! >:D PUNISH!! >:D PUNISH!! >:D PUNISH!! >:D PUNISH!! >:D PUNISH!! >:D PUNISH!! >:D PUNISH!! >:D PUNISH!! >:D PUNISH!! >:D PUNISH!! >:D
[21:03] <Gunnery Referee Hartman> UNFORTUNATELY I CANNOT.
[21:03] <Gunnery Referee Hartman> Aunn Komano is the clear and honorable victor.
[21:03] * The forest Kits make pouts :< :< :<
[21:04] <The forest Kits> but she stabb queen fluffinna and make her lose blood :<:<:<:<:<
[21:07] <Gunnery Referee Hartman> Still legal under the rules of Hasslemania.
[21:10] <The forest Kits> but we still want her punished :<
[21:15] <The forest Kits> eithey by you or by scritchie scratchies to all of us, Including Titan Kit :D
[21:20] <Gunnery Referee Hartman> I cannot punish her for abiding by the established rules and emerging victorious.
[21:20] <Gunnery Referee Hartman> HOWEVER!
[21:20] <Gunnery Referee Hartman> What you choose to do OUTSIDE of the Arena of Sport is your own decision!'
[21:21] <Aunn Komano> <__<;;
[21:21] <Aunn Komano> Oh crap.
[21:21] * Aunn Komano starts trying to walk away.
[21:21] <The forest Kits> WE can punish her? :D
[21:21] * The forest Kits Dart off after Aunn Komano >:D >:D >:D >:D
[21:21] * The forest Kits start dragging her back in.
[21:22] <The forest Kits> We Sentence you to give us Scritchie-Scratchies for the Rest of the Summer, Including the TITAN Kit! :D
[21:25] <Aunn Komano> Scratches? THat's it?
[21:26] <Aunn Komano> I suppose that wouldn't be so bad.
[21:26] <The forest Kits> All day and All night, even in your last match! :D
[21:28] <Aunn Komano> ...I suppose...~___~;
[21:28] *** The forest Kits has left #suburbansenshi3 ( >:3 >:3 .:3 .:3 >:# .:3)
[21:28] * Queen Fluffina is being bandaged by Eirin yagokoro
[21:29] *** Queen Fluffina has left #suburbansenshi3 (*^)
[21:29] *** Aunn Komano has left #suburbansenshi3 (At least I won the match!)

[21:37] *** Carrie has joined #suburbansenshi3
[21:37] <+luna_P> Evening, Carrie
[21:37] <+luna_P> Welcome to Suburban Senshi: The conquering Roman Republic of Fandom.
[21:38] * Carrie walks along the raining streets and goes into an alleyway and sinks, sitting down and letting the rain fall on her
[21:40] *** David O`Cain [] has joined #suburbansenshi3
[21:40] <+luna_P> Evening, David O`Cain
[21:40] <+luna_P> Welcome to Suburban Senshi: We suck because DBGT is awesome
[21:41] * David O`Cain is trying to find Carrie within the rain
[21:41] * Carrie is looking down at her own face in a puddle
[21:41] <David O`Cain> (Damn it, where did you go, you silly wolf?)
[21:42] <David O`Cain> Carrie? Where are you?
[21:45] * David O`Cain continues looking for Carrie
[21:48] <David O`Cain> Carrie? Come on, Carrie, where did you go?
[21:48] * Carrie sighs...
[21:49] <David O`Cain> Where are you, Carrie?
[21:50] <Carrie> ..leave me alone
[21:53] <David O`Cain> Carrie?
[21:55] <Carrie> ..what
[21:56] <David O`Cain> Come on, let's talk.
[21:57] <Carrie> go talk to your family....
[21:58] <David O`Cain> You're part of my family, little wolf.
[21:58] <Carrie> yeah I'm just another poor little adoptee........
[21:58] <Carrie> I DIDN'T ASK TO BE MADE BY A MACHINE....
[22:03] <Carrie> ...
[22:03] * David O`Cain gently bops Carrie on the forehead, "Doesn't matter. You're here now. And your mother and I are proud to have you as a part of our lives."
[22:06] <Carrie> I'm not your daughter!..I...I don't even know WHO my father is
[22:09] <Carrie> ><
[22:11] <David O`Cain> Yes, you are my daughter, even it is by adoption. I still care about you.
[22:13] * David O`Cain gives Carrie a hug
[22:14] <Carrie> ..I don't want to be a freak...T_T
[22:16] * Carrie hugs david bacvk and cries into his shoulder
[22:16] <David O`Cain> You? A freak? You're in a school with other creatures like the naga girl you have as a roommate ((Last I checked.)), and you visit the Hotel. You're hardly a freak, Carrie.
[22:19] <Carrie> ..I just want a dad...
[22:21] * Carrie sniffles
[22:21] <David O`Cain> You do! You got me!
[22:22] * Carrie looks at david " you..really see your kid? ..not just..another..adoptee"
[22:22] <David O`Cain> Of course!
[22:25] <David O`Cain> You are my daughter. You are part of the family regardless. We all care about you.
[22:33] <Carrie> ..really?
[22:34] * Carrie smiles a little
[22:38] <Carrie> ..maybe I should..go home?
[22:41] <David O`Cain> Yeah, let's. We can stop by the Hotel.
[22:43] * David O`Cain stands back up
[22:43] * Carrie stands..soaked
[22:45] *** David O`Cain [] has left #suburbansenshi3 (Come on. Let's also get you dried off.)
[22:49] *** Carrie has left #suburbansenshi3 (yeah..)

[23:03] * Matsuo Shin texts Paisley     I hope things are well for you. I hope to meet you once more. It's very quiet in africa at the moment so no need to hurry.
[23:03] * Matsuo Shin puts away his phone..just in time to duck another attempt at being punched
[23:03] * Matsuo Shin leg sweeps his attack and kicks him away off the side of the building
[23:04] * @ texts back     Sorry, I meant to get there sooner but got sidetracked. On my way,
[23:04] <Matsuo Shin> *attacker
[23:04] * Matsuo Shin texts Paisley need
[23:04] * Matsuo Shin glances back and heras the shouting..before climbing over the side and jumping down onto the roof
[23:05] * Matsuo Shin runs along the roof, quickly outpacing his attackers..
[23:05] * Matsuo Shin skids to a halt as he hears a noise
[23:06] * Matsuo Shin glances he sees two attack helicopters rise their lights on him
[23:07] <Matsuo Shin> ....Tesnk!
[23:07] * Matsuo Shin can feel himself being monitored on the astral plane..knows his enemy is trying to track him...but keeps his mental shields up
[23:08] * Matsuo Shin darts out of the way as one of the helicopters starts to fire at him and nearly SLIPS off the roof!
[23:09] * Matsuo Shin glances back towards the other attack helicopter..which starts to swoop towrads him
[23:09] * Matsuo Shin glances over....and sees a nearby trashcan...
[23:10] * Matsuo Shin reaches out...and pulls it up with his telekinisis..and THROWS it into the propellers of one of the helicopters!
[23:10] * The Helicopter starts to careen wildly
[23:11] * Matsuo Shin uses the distraction..and reaches out once again..this time aiming his telekinsis at the helecopter itself
[23:11] * Matsuo Shin manages to give enough to a pull to force it into the path of the other attack helicopter
[23:12] * Both Helicopters SMASH into one another.....and spin out of control before CRASHING to the ground in a large fireball..illuminating the empty part of the city
[23:12] * Matsuo Shin takes a deep breath...before quickly darting off along the rooftop
[23:13] *** Matsuo Shin [] has left #suburbansenshi3 (.some vacation..)

[15:26] <@spiritflame> Current Location is: clear
[22:03] * has moved to: [ Testing ss3 functions ]
[22:03] * is now known as Silicon Momoko
[22:03] <Silicon Momoko> test
[22:05] <Silicon Momoko> Why doesn't it carry over location in here
[22:10] * Silicon Momoko has moved to: [ Testing ]
[22:10] <Silicon Momoko> [Testing] .love test
[22:10] <Silicon Momoko> [Testing] test
[22:10] <Silicon Momoko [Testing]> - test -
[22:10] <Silicon Momoko> [Testing] test
[22:11] <Silicon Momoko [Testing]> - has it in the wrong place -
[22:11] <Silicon Momoko> [Testing] - test -
[22:11] <Silicon Momoko> [Testing] Better
[22:11] * Silicon Momoko is away 

[19:02] * Hypothetical Person looks at Sumi Mattine.
[19:02] *** Sumi Mattine is young woman with short bright magenta hair with red highlights, green blue eyes, a powerful and intense spirit behind them. She has a black upside down moon on her forehead and was the Queen of Nemesis.
Her image Song is: . She is Level 1.

[19:03] <@spiritflame> Current Location is: ??????
[19:03] *** Wherever you are, it is VERY VERY VERY hot.
[19:03] *** The Sun beats down from overhead, and there is sand everywhere.
[19:03] *** Meiji Doyle [???] has joined #suburbansenshi3
[19:03] <+luna_P> Evening, Meiji Doyle
[19:03] <+luna_P> Welcome to Suburban Senshi: It's like kicking a puppy. But when the puppy can't be trained and keeps peeing everywhere.
[19:03] <Meiji Doyle> ...sand.
[19:03] *** Sumi Mattine has joined #suburbansenshi3
[19:03] <+luna_P> Evening, Sumi Mattine
[19:03] <+luna_P> Welcome. Please enjoy the Superior Taste of Suburban Senshi
[19:04] <Meiji Doyle> Oh god, I hate sand. It's rough and it gets everywhere.
[19:04] <Sumi Mattine> reminds me of the glass desserts of Venus....I slew many on those lands
[19:04] * Meiji Doyle takes off her hoodie and stuffs it in her backpack
[19:04] *** There are not clouds in the sky. The Sun beats down. It's over 100 degrees.
[19:04] * Meiji Doyle loosens a button or two on her blouse and undoes her bow tie, putting that in her pocket
[19:05] <spiritflame> Meiji Doyle rolls 1d20 [ 14 ]
[19:05] * Meiji Doyle ... actually isn't al that affected. While she made the motions, it doesn't look like they were needed.
[19:05] * Meiji Doyle doesn't really seem to notice this and b[BLEEP]ches anyway
[19:06] *** Meiji Doyle is carrying:
1. SONIC ENHANCED PSP Hacking-multi-tool
2. Cute Pink Cat Backpack
3. Choco Stash and Toiletry Supplies from Eliza
4. Shiny New Detective's License
5. Handwriten note that says
6. O-Washimono Grade Sword 'Shusui"

Assets: G¥0 .

[19:06] * Sumi Mattine looks around for any landmarks
[19:06] <Meiji Doyle> Man, I really need to buy a pair of shades.
[19:06] * Meiji Doyle shields her eyes
[19:06] <Meiji Doyle> Where are we?
[19:06] * The Sand glares beneath the Sun. There is no wind. The portal shimmers near you with a rope passing through it.
[19:06] *** There is a very large hill nearby.
[19:07] <Sumi Mattine> that may give us a good point of reference
[19:07] *** It looks like, if you wanted, you could go back home.
[19:07] * Meiji Doyle didn't go through the portal to go home.
[19:07] * Meiji Doyle makes sure the stone attached to the rope is secured on the ground
[19:07] * Meiji Doyle buries the stone
[19:08] <Meiji Doyle> Okay, lets make our way to the hill
[19:08] * Sumi Mattine heads towards the hill
[19:08] * Meiji Doyle checks if there's any intgernet on her PSP
[19:09] *** There is JACK CRAP of any electronic communication detectable now.
[19:09] *** Alldrogis Valkyvida [Inquisitor [REDACTED]] has joined #suburbansenshi3
[19:09] <+luna_P> Evening, Alldrogis Valkyvida
[19:09] <+luna_P> Welcome to Suburban Senshi: You can't get voted off!
[19:09] <Meiji Doyle> ugh I am gonna go into withdrawal
[19:10] <Alldrogis Valkyvida> So this is where that red-wavelength portal leads to.
[19:10] * Meiji Doyle follows along
[19:10] <Sumi Mattine> stop being shackled by your technology
[19:10] <Meiji Doyle> ....reptile-dude.
[19:10] *** You climb up the hill, and see that there is a small settlement on the other side. You can see humble buildings of brick and stone at the intersection of roads that go far off into the distant desert.
[19:10] * Sumi Mattine also glances a bit at the same time, to see if there are any tracks in the sand or any sign of recent movement
[19:10] <Meiji Doyle> Reptile-dude the Zealot is behind us
[19:11] <Sumi Mattine> ......
[19:11] * Alldrogis Valkyvida looks up at the sky and seems to smile at the temperature of the area.
[19:11] *** There are people wearing a mixture of Arabic and Bedouin clothing. None of them have noticed you yet.
[19:11] <Sumi Mattine> hm...
[19:11] <Meiji Doyle> Oh man we are gonan stick out like sore thumbs
[19:11] <Alldrogis Valkyvida> Probably.
[19:12] * Meiji Doyle takes out her hoodie and tucks in the cat ears and makes it look as much like robes as she can, but there's jack ss[BLEEP]t she can do about her bare legs.
[19:12] * Sumi Mattine has put a cloak on herself
[19:12] * Sumi Mattine also has changed her stance completely
[19:13] *** Meiji Doyle is carrying:
1. SONIC ENHANCED PSP Hacking-multi-tool
2. Cute Pink Cat Backpack
3. Choco Stash and Toiletry Supplies from Eliza
4. Shiny New Detective's License
5. Handwriten note that says
6. O-Washimono Grade Sword 'Shusui"

Assets: G¥0 .

[19:13] * Meiji Doyle has nothing she can improvisse with here
[19:13] * Alldrogis Valkyvida activates his blur-field and becomes enveloped in what appears to be white mist.
[19:13] *** The people walk up and down the street carrying small amounts of bread and other goods. You see a couple horses bearing armed men which seem to be disappearing over the horizon.
[19:13] <Alldrogis Valkyvida> What is the current status and objective here?
[19:14] *** So will not take long AT ALL for people to pick out this white mist.
[19:14] *** It's the only thing white in the whole landscape.
[19:14] <The Sand> They will notice you in <30 seconds.
[19:14] *** 25..... 24...... 23....
[19:14] <Meiji Doyle> Uhh~
[19:14] * Alldrogis Valkyvida adjusts the color of the blur field to match his surroundings.
[19:14] * Meiji Doyle grabs Sumi and runs away from reptile dude
[19:15] *** Counting is suspended.... for now.
[19:15] * Alldrogis Valkyvida changes the blur-field's color to a brownish-tan.
[19:15] *** The people here walk with a purpose, and speak excitedly.
[19:15] * Sumi Mattine doesn't really look phased
[19:15] <Sumi Mattine> wait what??
[19:16] * Meiji Doyle listens to see if she can understand what's being said
[19:16] *** A few of them are actually running, a strange activity on such a hot day, and they seem to be speaking intently to one another.
[19:16] <Meiji Doyle> He was going to blow our s[BLEEP]tty cover.
[19:16] <Sumi Mattine> seems like some sort of event is occuring
[19:16] *** We'll see if you can. High is good:
[19:16] <spiritflame> Circumstance rolls 2d6 [ 4, 4 ]
[19:17] *** The people here are speaking Arabic.
[19:17] * Sumi Mattine thinks to herself...
[19:18] *** BUUUUUT, Meiji has shown herself to be able to do many unexpected things. Sure. You understand it.
[19:18] * Alldrogis Valkyvida understands just about every Terran language there is and listens too.
[19:18] *** The Sun beats down from overhead.
[19:18] * Sumi Mattine is fine
[19:18] * Meiji Doyle translates quietly as they speak
[19:18] *** You can see that most people are gathering around a fountain.
[19:19] *** The people seem to be speaking about a marvelous traveller that is approaching.
[19:19] <Sumi Mattine> ..not surprising
[19:19] <Sumi Mattine> trading locations...most likely part of a trade route
[19:19] <Alldrogis Valkyvida> Interesting. The main water source for a village would serve as the centerpiece of the settlement in this type of environment.
[19:19] *** Their descriptions make the "Prince Ali" scene from Aladdin look chintzy. They continue to ask questions, and repeatedly ask if it is true that the group is coming this way.
[19:20] * Curious people start looking around, excitedly.
[19:20] <spiritflame> Curious people rolls 1d20 [ 4 ]
[19:20] * Curious people don't notice them yet.
[19:20] <Meiji Doyle> ...they're expecting some kind of high profile visitors.
[19:20] <Meiji Doyle> We'd better keep a low profile unless we want to get spotted.
[19:20] <Alldrogis Valkyvida> Are we still in the same time period as back at the Hotel?
[19:20] * Meiji Doyle looks to Reptile dude
[19:20] <Meiji Doyle> I dunno.
[19:20] <Meiji Doyle> Do you have robes or something I can borrow?
[19:21] * Meiji Doyle looks at her legs
[19:21] <spiritflame> Curious people rolls 1d20 [ 18 ]
[19:21] <Meiji Doyle> I'm a little scandalous right now.
[19:21] <Curious people> LOOK! OVER THERE!
[19:21] <Meiji Doyle> ...aww s[BLEEP]t.
[19:21] * Meiji Doyle gets behind Sumi
[19:21] * Everybody's heads and fingers are sooon pointing toward them.
[19:22] * Meiji Doyle 's hair has also gone from sandy-blonde to pink because of the intense sun.
[19:22] * Sumi Mattine doesn't look phased
[19:22] * The people starts whispering excitedly asking "is it them? Could it be them? The servants of the Emperor?"
[19:23] * Locals carefully look at one another, and several of them break off and walk toward the biggest building, then they break into a run.
[19:23] * Meiji Doyle grumbles about her being perfectly calm because she's a Nordic warrior princess or something
[19:24] * Sumi Mattine has completely kept her cool
[19:24] * A group of people speaking in excited Arabic, walk up to the Meiji and Sumi
[19:24] <spiritflame> A group of people rolls 1d20 [ 5 ]
[19:24] * A group of people don't notice lizard person... yet.
[19:24] * A group of people walk up, waving welcomingly. Some of the people are wearing veils, but the faces you can see are all smiling in welcome.
[19:24] <A group of people> Hello!
[19:24] <Sumi Mattine> good day
[19:24] * A group of people walk up and VERY CAREFULLY examine the two people before them.
[19:24] * A group of people looks at Sumi Mattine.
[19:24] *** Sumi Mattine is young woman with short bright magenta hair with red highlights, green blue eyes, a powerful and intense spirit behind them. She has a black upside down moon on her forehead and was the Queen of Nemesis.
Her image Song is: . She is Level 1.

[19:25] * A group of people looks at Meiji Doyle.
[19:25] *** Meiji Doyle is

More information about her is Here.
Her image Song is: 'MAYDAY feat. Laura Brehm'. She is Level 1.

[19:25] * Meiji Doyle decides she just has to own this, and takes a deep breath and acts CONFIDENTLY assured.
[19:25] * Meiji Doyle hopes her speaking matches her listening
[19:26] <Meiji Doyle> ... Greetings.
[19:26] * Alldrogis Valkyvida keeps silent and attempts to remain unnoticed.
[19:27] <Meiji Doyle> ....we've come from far-away.
[19:27] * A group of people notice their unusual appearance and whisper excitedly. "Could it be them? Could it be them?"
[19:27] <A group of people> Oh gosh! REALLY!
[19:27] <A group of people> WELCOME!
[19:27] <Sumi Mattine> we are honored by your welcome
[19:27] *** BUMP
[19:28] *** BUMP
[19:28] *** BUMP
[19:28] *** BUMP
[19:28] *** BUMP
[19:28] <A group of people> We are SO HAPPY YOU ARE HERE!
[19:28] *** BUMP
[19:28] <A group of people> We always LOVE it when travellers come to our town, though we are very much of modest means :D
[19:28] <A group of people> Please come in, and make yourselves welcome... you say you come from far away... fascinating, that is great!
[19:28] <Meiji Doyle> ...we're humbled by your kind welcome.
[19:29] <A group of people> Here, come and rest and have some water. You and everybody you are with are so welcome to it.
[19:29] * A group of people look REALLY REALLY excited.
[19:29] * Meiji Doyle bows from the waist a little awkwardly
[19:29] *** The people keep looking at the jewelry and shoes and unusual clothing worn by the people.
[19:29] <A group of people> :D
[19:29] * Sumi Mattine does a gesture of thanks
[19:29] <A group of people> We are SOOOOOO glad to see you.
[19:30] <Meiji Doyle> ...we are weary from the heat and the long journey. May we impose on your... graciousness and...
[19:30] * Alldrogis Valkyvida keeps observing and remains silent, taking the opportunity to examine the immediate area since the villagers are focused on Sumi and Meiji.
[19:30] <A group of people> Please tell your Master that we welcome him! We are SO HAPPY that the servants of the Emperor have entered this humble Iqta! (Medieval Islamic land parcel)
[19:30] <spiritflame> A group of people rolls 1d20 [ 3 ]
[19:30] * A group of people dont' notice lizard person... yet.
[19:30] * Sumi Mattine smiles and does her gesture once more
[19:31] <A group of people> Here, come in and have some water.
[19:31] <Meiji Doyle> (Find sanctuary from the heat in your wonderful town)
[19:31] <Sumi Mattine> may you be blessed for your kindness
[19:31] <Meiji Doyle> ....Find sanctuary from the heat in your wonderful town. Thank you :)
[19:31] * A group of people pull them under some shade! This is truly wonderful.
[19:31] <A group of people> Here, have some water!
[19:31] <A group of people> :D
[19:31] * A group of people all look excited. Some of them bleed off and disappear into doors looking incredibly excited.
[19:32] * Meiji Doyle follows along, eager to put a little distance between them and Lizard dude , hopefully he gets the idea that he needs to hang back
[19:32] *** A very big excited crowd soon gathers around Meiji and Sumi, looking at their unusual features, and their modern-day accoutrements, with awe and barely-controlled excitement.
[19:33] * Sumi Mattine takes some water with thanks
[19:34] * Meiji Doyle does, with thanks
[19:34] <A group of people> We humbly welcome you to this Iqta. It is a very modest place. We normally have salt and spice caravans come here, but this is a truly amazing event. Please.... tell us of your Emperor, and the wonders of the place you come from! :D
[19:34] * Alldrogis Valkyvida is indeed hanging back and watching everything else from a distance.
[19:34] * A group of people lean forward, clearly with great expectations.
[19:35] * Alldrogis Valkyvida has an M-480 laser rifle ready just in case.
[19:35] * Meiji Doyle thinks
[19:35] <Sumi Mattine> our emperor is quite great...myself..I come from a land of great forests...and grasses....with mountains which reach to the sky...
[19:36] * Meiji Doyle tries to think of how to describe tokyo
[19:36] <Alldrogis Valkyvida> Middle Eastern dialects. Clearly we've gone back in time to "Classical Arabia". Most likely not in the "Fertile Crescent".
[19:36] *** A group of 3 armed cavalrymen come up the road toward the settlement (and hiding Lizardguy). They bear the headgear and arms of Mamluk Warriors of the Bahri Dynasty.
[19:36] <Meiji Doyle> I come from a land filled with people alwasy on the move, and filled with prosperity.
[19:36] * Alldrogis Valkyvida stays out of the path of the riders.
[19:36] <A group of people> WOW... amazing! Tell us of the strange beasts in your homeland, which we have heard are coming this way!
[19:37] <Meiji Doyle> ...what have you heard?
[19:37] * A group of people chatter with amazement at the descriptions, seemingly exactly what they have expected.
[19:38] <Meiji Doyle> I'm always intrigued to hear what others have heard of us.
[19:38] <A group of people> OH... that there are riches beyond imagination, with glittering metal and jewels and all wear priceless silks and ride upon beasts untiring. Where all have coins aplenty, and salt and spice and silver are everywhere, and wealth flows unendingly.
[19:38] * Alldrogis Valkyvida observes the riders through the telescopic scope of his rifle.
[19:38] <A group of people> Is it true... is it true that your Emperor has all the gold he could ever want?
[19:39] *** The sun glints upon the lens...
[19:39] <Meiji Doyle> (Well that's generic)
[19:39] <spiritflame> Armed Mamluk Cavalrymen rolls 1d20 [ 15 ]
[19:39] * Armed Mamluk Cavalrymen halt. "....."
[19:39] <Meiji Doyle> The Emperor's riches are beyond measure, to be sure.
[19:39] <Group of people> Is it true... that the King who comes brings wealth beyond imagining? That your master build a new building every week?
[19:40] * Alldrogis Valkyvida covers the lens with his hand.
[19:40] * Group of people are amazed, and quickly run off to tell more and more and more people.
[19:40] <spiritflame> Armed Mamluk Cavalrymen rolls 2d6 [ 1, 3 ]
[19:40] <Sumi Mattine> he does what he wishes indeed
[19:40] * Armed Mamluk Cavalrymen dismiss the glare as being from a stone or something, and keep riding up.
[19:40] <Meiji Doyle> ...There's always something happening, certainly.
[19:41] <Group of people> That's INCREDIBLE! I'm sure the Sultan would love to meet him. I'm sure many riders shall come soon to greet him.
[19:41] <Group of people> Of course, we here do not have much, but you are welcome to whatever we have. I'm sure that whatever you need will be okay in the end. :D
[19:42] <Group of people> Do you need any clothing or food?
[19:42] <Group of people> Here, here, have some bread---it even has honey.
[19:42] <Group of people> Now please... please... tell us more of the Emperor who comes? :D
[19:42] * Alldrogis Valkyvida accesses his cyberhelm with a thought and attempts to send a message onto Meiji's PSP display.
[19:42] <Meiji Doyle> May I borrow some robes? Mine were... torn int he desert.
[19:42] <Group of people> Really?
[19:42] <Group of people> You were wearing robes?
[19:43] <Sumi Mattine> the emprorer's court is vast with such numbers that I cannot recall all of them
[19:43] * Group of people look taken aback by this.
[19:43] <Meiji Doyle> ... courtesy is important.
[19:43] <Group of people> Oh. Yes. Yes.... of course. It is said that he brings servants beyond counting!
[19:43] <Sumi Mattine> what my young friend means is her means of clothing hwere damaged and that she would apperciate any which would suite her
[19:43] <Alldrogis Valkyvida> You have three riders approaching the village. They have weapons. Clearly soldiers.
[19:43] <Group of people> Well of course!
[19:44] <Meiji Doyle> I could not appear before you in anything less than formal dress. ]
[19:44] <Alldrogis Valkyvida> They may be the visitors the villagers were expecting.
[19:44] *** A man identifies himself as a cloth merchant, and dispatches a woman in a veil with instructions to being them the finest clothing, woven with threads of silver and satin.
[19:44] <Meiji Doyle> And might I have a private place to change?
[19:44] *** The Riders notice the huge crowd of people, and start coming closer.
[19:44] * Meiji Doyle wants to check her PSP but can't in public
[19:45] *** A man quickly offers his own home.
[19:45] <Meiji Doyle> ...many thanks.
[19:45] *** The woman in the veil returns with incredible garments for Meiji and Sumi to wear.
[19:45] <Sumi Mattine> our thanks to you, kind sir
[19:45] *** The people look carefully at the mark on Sumi's head.
[19:45] <Meiji Doyle> Many thanks :)
[19:45] * Group of people whisper among themselves quietly.
[19:46] * Meiji Doyle heads off to change quickly and checks the PSP
[19:46] *** A man pulls back the curtain and opens a door to a small stone home, no bigger than a single room, with a few utensils and dishes and sink.
[19:46] * Sumi Mattine goes to change as well
[19:46] * Meiji Doyle replies back "be careful to stay out of sight, and watch our backs if things go nuts"
[19:46] * Meiji Doyle does this of course when she is out of sight
[19:46] <spiritflame> Group of people rolls 2d6 [ 4, 6 ]
[19:47] * Group of people gather in number, but none yet have noticed the blur-camo in use.
[19:47] * Meiji Doyle changes into the robes, carefully keeping her own clothes in her pack
[19:47] *** The cavalry men walk up to the people and all of them crowd around them shouting that the servants of the Pilgrim Emperor are here in the town!
[19:47] * Meiji Doyle wouldn't forgive herself if she lost those.
[19:47] * Sumi Mattine changes into the clothes..feeling..far more comfortable in this sort of garb then the ones whe was wearing
[19:48] * Meiji Doyle feels less comfortable, she feels more naked
[19:48] *** The people excitedly tell them that the Golden Emperor is going to pass through this Iqta on his way to the Holy City, and everybody is shouting with excitement.
[19:48] * ^ like someone who is dressed in a sheet versus more consticting clothes
[19:48] *** The horsemen converse with one another in Turkish, but their eyes are alight.
[19:49] *** The people talk about how wonderful this is, and how they hope that the Emperor will arrive on a Friday! :D
[19:49] * Meiji Doyle explains to Sumi quietly that they are apparently the servants of a the pigrim emperor
[19:49] * Alldrogis Valkyvida moves into better cover and continues to observe closely.
[19:49] *** More and more people come out of their houses, in the excitement. Some are wealthy. Some are obviously poor.
[19:50] * Sumi Mattine nods and states they had best give their best be humble but to stay guarded
[19:50] *** A few of them look like they are wet, with cloth clinging to their body. Some young children climb the outside of the buildings and survey the surrounding landscape to look for things they cannot fathom.
[19:50] <spiritflame> Group of people rolls 2d6 [ 4, 3 ]
[19:50] * Group of people don't see Lizardman. Yet.
[19:51] * Group of people talk about how wonderful it will be, and what will happen when the Emperor reaches the palaces of the Sultan!
[19:51] * Meiji Doyle agrees and ddoes her best to seem humble and yet distant in the way that servants of royslty should be (in her mind)
[19:52] * Meiji Doyle whispers to Sumi "Why the hell was there a portal to LAwrence of Arabia? We must be here for a reason."
[19:53] *** The horsemen appear to reach a decision that they MUST inform the Bey and Sultan that the Golden Emperor is in these lands!
[19:53] * Sumi Mattine whispers back "perhaps this is an important point...this emperor must be of some importance to what is going on"
[19:53] * Group of people , when prompted, immediately point out the building that Meiji and Sumi are located in right now.
[19:53] *** The cavalrymen watch it steadily, eyes unflinching.
[19:54] <Meiji Doyle> argh time to up our game
[19:54] * Meiji Doyle remains calm
[19:54] * Sumi Mattine nods
[19:54] <spiritflame> Building rolls 1d100 [ 91 ]
[19:55] *** There is another way out of this building. It appears to empty into a courtyard, but there are now people, mostly raggedly-dressed children, who are gathering there too, looking at the door expectantly.
[19:56] * The three cavalrymen nod together, and one of them rides to the top of a nearby hill and blows a large horn loudly, waving his spear over the horizon.
[19:56] <spiritflame> Other soldiers in the area rolls 2d6 [ 2, 5 ]
[19:56] * Other soldiers in the area do not hear him, having travelled too far away.
[19:56] <spiritflame> Huge crowd of people rolls 2d6 [ 5, 2 ]
[19:56] * Huge crowd of people don't see Lizardman.
[19:57] * Huge crowd of people is getting bigger all the time though, and scans their surroundings more and more warily. It's only a matter of time before an alert person spots you.
[19:57] * Huge crowd of people are all cheering and excited, wondering what kind of gifts the Emperor might bestow upon their town, and out of their minds with happiness.
[19:58] * Mamluk Cavalryman dismounts and waits outside the one door to he building where Meiji and Sumi are staying.
[19:58] * Alldrogis Valkyvida takes the time to modulate his blur-field to have it more accurately resemble the background.
[19:58] <Meiji Doyle> Sumi, just how far can we take this
[19:59] * Mamluk Cavalryman is very patient, but looks excited himself, though he calls upon his years of military discipline to maintain a sense of decorum.
[19:59] <Meiji Doyle> I guess we have to go face them?
[19:59] * Mamluk Cavalryman inquires to the people outside what language the visitors to the town are speaking.
[20:00] <spiritflame> Locals rolls 2d6 [ 6, 5 ]
[20:00] <spiritflame> Locals rolls 1d20 [ 10 ]
[20:00] <spiritflame> Locals rolls 1d20 [ 4 ]
[20:00] * Locals IMMEDIATELY begin to disagree over what language the travellers were speaking.
[20:00] <Mamluk Cavalryman> What do you mean? How could you be uncertain?
[20:00] <Sumi Mattine> we have to
[20:00] * Meiji Doyle allows this confusion to keep them occupied and then steps forward
[20:01] <Mamluk Cavalryman> What was it? Turkish? Mongol? Arabic? I will NOT greet them incorrectl----
[20:01] * Mamluk Cavalryman looks at Meiji Doyle, resplendent in her silk garments and veil.
[20:01] * Mamluk Cavalryman bows deeply before her.
[20:01] * Sumi Mattine walks out as well
[20:02] * Meiji Doyle bows deeply "We bring you greetings from the Golden Emperor. You do us honor with your gracious reception."
[20:02] * Sumi Mattine arches an eyebrow but nods
[20:03] <Mamluk Cavalryman> Welcome, travellers, to the great lands of the greatest of Sultans---- Al-Malik an-Nasir Nasir ad-Din Muhammad ibn Qalawun! We bid you welcome in his name!
[20:04] <Mamluk Cavalryman> We are so honored your Emperor shall visit these lands. I shall send word to our Muqti AT ONCE!
[20:05] <Meiji Doyle> Our thanks.
[20:05] * Mamluk Cavalryman addresses the populace. "You shall, of course, make the Servants of the Golden Pilgrims welcome. His great highness will of course see that all is well."
[20:06] * Meiji Doyle is trying her best to imitate the way she thinks overly formal and polite mideasterners would soeak, going by movies and such
[20:06] * Mamluk Cavalryman and the others quickly mount their horses and thunder off to spread the news!
[20:06] <Meiji Doyle> The people have been extremely kind and gracious in their hospitality
[20:06] <Meiji Doyle> ....
[20:06] <Meiji Doyle> and there they go
[20:06] * Sumi Mattine has remained silent this wohle time
[20:06] * Meiji Doyle decides to think like a detective
[20:07] <Mamluk Cavalryman> Make way! Make way! The Golden Emperor comes on his way to the Holy City!
[20:07] <Meiji Doyle> Sumi... if we're here,. now, like you sai, something must be going on. It looks like this visit is a Big Deal™ to them
[20:07] * The people are beside themselves with joy at your presence, and grow even more excited.
[20:07] <Meiji Doyle> But maybe there';s other stuff going on
[20:07] <spiritflame> The people rolls 2d6 [ 2, 6 ]
[20:07] <Meiji Doyle> We should try to get some scuttlebutt
[20:07] * The people look again, and this time search closer to Lizardman's hiding spot, but still miss him.
[20:08] <The people> What can we offer you? Do you need anything? When will you report back to your Emperor, or is he on his way now? :D
[20:08] * The people can't help but look around again.
[20:08] <spiritflame> The people rolls 2d6 [ 3, 4 ]
[20:08] * The people still don't see you... yet.
[20:09] <Meiji Doyle> We will make our way back in the cool of the evening. Until then we would greatly like to sample the wonders of your town so we might report to him more fully
[20:09] <The people> You are more than welcome here!
[20:09] <The people> What do you wish to see first?
[20:09] <Meiji Doyle> Thank you!
[20:09] * Meiji Doyle considers
[20:09] <The people> We are of course folk of humble means, but will show you whatever you desire, since you doubtlessly come from a foreign place very different from here.
[20:10] <Meiji Doyle> Our Emperor is very interested in stories, to tell the teuth
[20:10] * Small child stares at the Moon mark on Sumi's forehead with obvious excitement.
[20:10] <Meiji Doyle> He enjoys hearing tales from various lands
[20:10] <Meiji Doyle> And hearing of the leatest happenings in the world.
[20:10] * Sumi Mattine smiles to the child
[20:10] <Meiji Doyle> ^latest
[20:11] * The child blushes excitedly and runs into the arms of a woman in a veil.
[20:11] <Meiji Doyle> Rather than a place we would like to hear what has been of interest to you... other than his coming, of course~
[20:11] <The child blushes> She has the Mark, Mommy!
[20:11] <The people> Well, if you wish.
[20:11] <The people> You may tell your Emperor that you have reached the outskirts of Cairo.
[20:11] <Meiji Doyle> ... you know the mark?
[20:11] * Meiji Doyle smiles
[20:12] <Meiji Doyle> (Cairo. Outskirts. Got it.)
[20:12] <Alldrogis Valkyvida> Egypt?
[20:12] * Meiji Doyle listens
[20:12] <Meiji Doyle> I'm sorry, I didn't mean to interrupt. Please, go on
[20:13] <The people> Of course, our people are not nearly as prosperous as those that dwell in the great city.
[20:13] <The people> Under the leadership of his grace, Al-Malik an-Nasir Nasir ad-Din Muhammad ibn Qalawun
[20:14] <The people> He has ruled for over 15 years this time.
[20:15] <The people> His armies are vast, and conquer the Mongols.
[20:15] * Meiji Doyle listens closely
[20:15] <@spiritflame> Current Location is: Cairo, Egypt
[20:15] <The people> They resist the crusaders too.
[20:15] <The people> There is spice, and plays, and wonderful works!
[20:16] <The people> They people are very happy here, and of course, we are only too happy that your Master shall pass us on his pilgrimmage to the Holy City of Mecca. :D
[20:16] * The people whisper excitedly.
[20:17] <The people> Is it... is it true that the Emperor is even taking great scholars and architects back with him? And that he carries enough gold to build a Mosque every Friday? @_@
[20:17] <Meiji Doyle> I see! Yes, it is an exciting time to be sure, for us as well, to travel on the sacred pilgimage.
[20:17] <The people> Well, it was of course obvious by the mark you bear that this is why you have come!
[20:17] <Meiji Doyle> the Emperor has many wondrous projects in store.
[20:18] * The people nod, barely suppressing their excitement.
[20:18] <Meiji Doyle> Ahh yes, the mark~
[20:18] * Meiji Doyle smiles and leans over to the small child, as if testing her
[20:18] * The people look at the crescent shape on Sumi's forehead with obvious approval.
[20:18] <Meiji Doyle> Can you tell us abou the mark, little one~?
[20:18] <Small Child> :D
[20:18] * Meiji Doyle smiles
[20:18] <Small Child> Sure! I learned all about it from the painting!
[20:18] <Small Child> Wanna see?
[20:18] <Meiji Doyle> Yes!
[20:18] <Small Child> Mamma, can I show them?
[20:19] * Meiji Doyle smiles expectantly
[20:19] *** The woman in the veil reminds the child to be modest of their talents.
[20:19] <Small Child> Oh. Well, I mean, we do have one, but it was graciously given to our grandfather by the Bey. I could show it to you if you wanted?
[20:20] * Meiji Doyle bows
[20:20] *** The crowd giggles at the roundabout way the child is answering, and smile.
[20:20] * Small Child runs off.
[20:20] * Small Child is away 
[20:20] <Meiji Doyle> If you please~
[20:20] *** The members of the crowd unroll a giant piece of fabric to provide shade to the people gathered here who are listing.
[20:20] *** ^listening
[20:21] * Small Child returns, carrying somethng with extreme care.
[20:21] * Meiji Doyle relaxes a little, glad her off the cuff plan to get info via the child is working so far
[20:21] <Meiji Doyle> (There's nothing people love more than to see one of their children showing off)
[20:22] <Meiji Doyle> that it?
[20:22] * Small Child returns, accompanied by two adults, one of which is carrying a very old-looking piece of parchment
[20:22] <Small Child> I told them to get it, Mama!
[20:23] * Meiji Doyle adopts a very reverential expression as would probably be appropriate for something like that
[20:23] *** The two people accompanying the child look to that particular veiled woman expectantly, and she motions for them to proceed.
[20:23] <Meiji Doyle> ... you honor me.
[20:24] * Unfolded Artwork is unrolled by the people and looks extremely valuable, and it shows the stylistically represented crusader army fighting a Saracen army of Muslims, who all march under a flag... that bears the symbol of the cresent moon. The symbol of Islam.
[20:24] <Small Child> I knew it! :D
[20:24] <Meiji Doyle> :D
[20:25] * The crowd smiles and claps approvingly for the child's excitement in answering such an obvious question.
[20:25] <Alldrogis Valkyvida> Hmmmmm.
[20:25] * The crowd talk about how cute the little kid is.
[20:25] * Meiji Doyle claps as well
[20:25] <spiritflame> The crowd rolls 2d6 [ 1, 1 ]
[20:25] <Meiji Doyle> Very good~!
[20:25] <Meiji Doyle> Thank you!
[20:25] * The crowd are WAAAAAY to absorbed in looking at this adorable display than to pay attention to their surroundins.
[20:25] <The crowd> So of course, once we saw the mark, we of course knew that you were heading to the Holy City.
[20:26] <Meiji Doyle> Of course.
[20:26] <A man in the crowd> You were very good to notice it, Fatima.
[20:26] <Small Child> ^_^
[20:26] <Meiji Doyle> We shall Tell the emperor of the wonderful Fatima :)
[20:27] * Small Child jumps up and down and claps.
[20:27] <Meiji Doyle> And the wonderful people who surround her :)
[20:27] <Small Child> ^_^
[20:28] * Meiji Doyle goes over to Sumi
[20:28] <Small Child> Tell him about my little sister too! She's really smart with the Hadith! :D
[20:28] * Crowd makes noises of adoration.
[20:28] <Meiji Doyle> Oh yes?
[20:28] <Meiji Doyle> That is impressive indeed!
[20:29] * Meiji Doyle leans over to Sumi and pretends to be impressedly chattering about the child
[20:29] * A man offers dates and fruit to Meiji and Sumi. And gives some to Fatima, telling her to give them to the others in the crowd.
[20:29] <Meiji Doyle> I think when it gets dark we make like we're heading back and regroup somewhere away from the crowds
[20:30] *** well, it is 8:30. It will be dark pretty soon. It's still hot, though.
[20:30] * Sumi Mattine nods
[20:31] * Alldrogis Valkyvida scans the lands surrounding the town to determine if any other visitors are approaching.
[20:31] <spiritflame> Surrounding area rolls 2d6 [ 5, 4 ]
[20:31] <Meiji Doyle> Any ideas what we should ask next? I mean are we here to make the pilgrimage?
[20:31] *** There is another person coming, mounted upon horseback.
[20:31] <spiritflame> Surrounding area rolls 2d6 [ 3, 6 ]
[20:31] * Surrounding area is coming from the East.
[20:32] <Surrounding area> (( lol ))
[20:32] <Meiji Doyle> also the real messenger may be coming soon
[20:32] * Approaching Horseman is coming from the East.
[20:32] * Alldrogis Valkyvida sends another message to Meiji's PSP. "Another rider is approaching from the east."
[20:32] * Approaching Horseman looks around
[20:32] * Meiji Doyle pretends to be adjusting her clothing and checks
[20:32] <spiritflame> Approaching Horseman rolls 2d6 [ 4, 6 ]
[20:32] <Approaching Horseman> !!!
[20:33] <Meiji Doyle> Yeah we need to scram.
[20:33] <Meiji Doyle> someone is coming
[20:33] * Approaching Horseman slows down in the area that The Lizardman is hiding in. "....."
[20:33] * Meiji Doyle coughs
[20:33] * Alldrogis Valkyvida remains still as the stone.
[20:33] <Meiji Doyle> IWe are tired from the long travel. Is there somewhere we may rest in seclusion?
[20:34] * Approaching Horseman is wearing a white silk garment trimmed with fur and gold threads, looking very important.
[20:34] <spiritflame> Approaching Horseman rolls 2d6 [ 4, 4 ]
[20:34] * Approaching Horseman notices the crowd instead of the hidden lizardman, and rides over in that direction.
[20:35] <Crowd> I am sure that there is somewhere. It is clear that you tore your garments in the desert.
[20:35] <Crowd> We are so happy you are here!
[20:36] <Alldrogis Valkyvida> Subject is dressed in white silk, furs, gold threading. Possibly nobility.
[20:36] *** Sooooo many people offer you to let you use their houses, listen to their concubines play music, eat at their table, and spend the night in their home that you cannot count them.
[20:36] * Crowd mention that of course you can do it, but they do not brag about their possessions, merely invite you to stay.
[20:37] <Meiji Doyle> We need a quiet, empty place where we may rest... and pray... for a time.
[20:37] * Meiji Doyle figures religion is a big thing.
[20:37] <Meiji Doyle> We must give thanks fo the safe journey and the journey to come
[20:37] * Newly-arrive Horseman listens to this.
[20:38] * Man wearing numerous gold rings says thatyou may stay in his home.
[20:38] * Man is one of the few who says it twice.
[20:38] <Man> I of course have a place where you could stay. It was the chamber of my daughters before they were married.
[20:38] <Meiji Doyle> Our thanks.
[20:38] <Meiji Doyle> (...careful)
[20:39] * Meiji Doyle nods to Sumi, eager to get off the street
[20:39] * Man leads them, and some of the people wearing veils follow behind him, but the crowd keeps following you.
[20:40] <Meiji Doyle> Let's go in there and sneak out ASAP... arrgh we need to lose them.
[20:40] <spiritflame> Crowd rolls 2d6 [ 4, 1 ]
[20:40] * Crowd don't notice Lizardman.
[20:41] *** You eventually reach a nice spacious House.
[20:42] *** The man opens the doors for you.
[20:42] *** 80% of the people in town are watching you right now.
[20:43] *** They talk excitedly.
[20:44] <Alldrogis Valkyvida> Do you require a distraction?
[20:44] <Meiji Doyle> not yet
[20:45] * Meiji Doyle biows to her gracious host and enters
[20:45] <Alldrogis Valkyvida> The other rider should arrive soon. That might provide the distraction you need.
[20:45] * Meiji Doyle figures a distraction at this moment with 80% of the town there now will make movement lkater impossible
[20:46] <Meiji Doyle> yeah.. especially if he blows our cover
[20:46] *** The inside of the building is fragant and smells of good food. You can hear music begin as you enter.
[20:46] <Alldrogis Valkyvida> He may do just that if he IS a noble.
[20:47] * Meiji Doyle makes like she's ytalking to sumi as she talks to Alldrogis obviously
[20:47] * The rider in the white silk and gold robe mostly just watches, and converses with the people, looking amazed at what they are saying.
[20:47] <Meiji Doyle> In that case we'll need the mother of all distractions so we can flee.
[20:47] <spiritflame> Host rolls 1d20 [ 13 ]
[20:47] <Meiji Doyle> but not yet
[20:47] * Host doesn't notice what she's doing.
[20:48] <Host> Here you are! Dinner is almost ready now. You are welcome to share the table with myself and my concubines.
[20:49] <Meiji Doyle> (I hope I'm not sharing the table he shares it with them...)
[20:49] * Meiji Doyle suppresses a shiver
[20:50] <Meiji Doyle> Ahh, my thanks. May we ghave a few moments to perform... ablutions before we dine?
[20:50] * Meiji Doyle remembers that word from an RPG
[20:52] <Host> You are more than welcome to do whatever you wish, pilgrims.
[20:52] <Host> Please make yourselves at home.
[20:52] <Meiji Doyle> Our deepest gratitude.
[20:52] * Host goes over to the place where the music is coming from, and goes into another room.
[20:52] <Host> Peace to you, travellers from a distant land.
[20:53] <Meiji Doyle> Peace be.. unto you.
[20:53] * Meiji Doyle rememebrs that one from The Living Daylights
[20:53] * Meiji Doyle leads Sumi to an area where they can wash up
[20:53] * Meiji Doyle makes sure no one is around
[20:53] * Meiji Doyle also looks for exists
[20:54] * ^exits
[20:54] * Last, final people looking into the distance in the growing dark, who could still see the Lizardman and blow it for you scan the horizon.
[20:54] <spiritflame> Last, final people rolls 2d6 [ 5, 5 ]
[20:54] * Last, final people don't see you, and go back into their homes excitedly.
[20:54] *** Meiji and Sumi, you are alone.
[20:55] * Meiji Doyle whips out the PSP
[20:56] <Meiji Doyle> [types] any word on that that rider was all about
[20:56] *** You can hear the sounds of food almost ready in another part of the house, and there is the sound of beautiful music that is at times interrupted by clapping. The place around you is spartan and well-kept. There are rolls of cloth here, but little else.
[20:56] <Meiji Doyle> Sumi what do we do now
[20:57] <Alldrogis Valkyvida> He was watching the crowds and asking some questions.
[20:57] <Meiji Doyle> the only lead I can think of is either this emperor-dude or making the pilgrimage to Mecca. If this town has a secret I;'m not sure how to find it. Unless mayne we get our host drunk and ask him questions during dinner
[20:58] <Meiji Doyle> [type] Can you like super-stealth the town and listen, see if there's anything they're talking about that might point to some secret of the town?
[21:00] <Sumi Mattine> I'm not stealthy
[21:00] <Meiji Doyle> I wanted alldrogis to stealth. I needed your advice on what to do here
[21:00] * Alldrogis Valkyvida starts moving in closer to the town now that it's dark.
[21:01] <Meiji Doyle> /squeka my problem is i'm hit or miss on holding my liquor
[21:01] <Alldrogis Valkyvida> If there IS some secret within this town, it would most likely be within the local mosque.
[21:01] <Meiji Doyle> Do you think you can drink tha guy under thetable?
[21:01] * Meiji Doyle asks that of sumi
[21:01] <Sumi Mattine> I could try but it may be difficult
[21:01] <Meiji Doyle> alldrogis - there may be wrshippers there right so be careful if you go looking
[21:02] <Meiji Doyle> sumi- wanna risk it?
[21:02] <Sumi Mattine> it is a large risk
[21:02] *** Think carefully about what the lot of you are doing.
[21:03] <Meiji Doyle> actually alldrogis wait you're an inquisition person can'y uou like listen to the town using some kindof spy-audio thing?
[21:03] <Meiji Doyle> so you don't risk getting seen?
[21:03] <Alldrogis Valkyvida> I already am.
[21:04] <Meiji Doyle> /squak Wait Muslims don't drink all that much do they..
[21:04] <Meiji Doyle> Why don't we just try to be charming guests and listen
[21:04] *** The people all are talking about how wonderful it will be when the Emperor arrives, and wonder how much gold he will give them, and if he will build a Mosque in the town as it was claimed, and where his other servants might be, and what they will look like.
[21:05] * Alldrogis Valkyvida is using the equivalent of a directional microphone, enhanced audio boosters, and mini-ranged Xadar.
[21:05] <Meiji Doyle> Sumi, let's go have a nice, sober dinner with our hosts?
[21:05] <Alldrogis Valkyvida> In Islam, they cannot drink beverages created from the fermentation of wheat.
[21:05] <Alldrogis Valkyvida> They also will not eat pork.
[21:06] * Sumi Mattine nods
[21:06] *** A few of them speak excitedly about how his wealth will compare to that of the Sultan.
[21:06] <Meiji Doyle> Thanks. I won't be able to type at you now, we're going t o dinner
[21:06] * Meiji Doyle heads back to the dining area and respctfully joins the host, the plan to just eat and play along and listen for any nuggets if info
[21:07] * Alldrogis Valkyvida looks around to see how dark it is now, and what the weather and sky is like.
[21:09] *** The sky is so very dark you can see fainter stars than in the modern world. A few candles and torches burn, but very few. It is quiet.
[21:10] * Host is resting on a blanket covered with moderately-impressive foods spread out upon the ground. Alcohol is noticably not among them.
[21:10] <Meiji Doyle> (So much for In Vino, Veritas)
[21:11] * Meiji Doyle shrugs, she's decidedto just plan the good listender
[21:11] <Meiji Doyle> ^play
[21:11] <Meiji Doyle> You honor us with this bountiful plenty.
[21:11] * Alldrogis Valkyvida activates his armor's contragrav system to negate his mass, spreads his wings, and FLIES up over the town, adjusting his blur-field to the color of the night.
[21:12] * Alldrogis Valkyvida hovers and observes silently, allowing his helmet's AI to collect data.
[21:13] <Host> These are my concubines, Sul and Bulbul.
[21:13] <Host> /The two women bow, looking very different. One of them actually looks sick.
[21:13] * Sumi Mattine nods in greetings
[21:14] *** The two women greet you and smile. They both look young and lithe, the other as though she could be sick.
[21:14] * Meiji Doyle politely does not mention the illness
[21:15] <Meiji Doyle> We thank you for welcoming us into your home.
[21:15] <Meiji Doyle> It is truly magnificent.
[21:15] *** My name is Abu. I am a spice trader. I trust you will enjoy my respast even in light of the wonders of your homeland, as Sul is a splendid cook!
[21:15] <Host> ^
[21:15] * Host is now known as Abu
[21:15] <Sumi Mattine> you must be truely blessed
[21:16] <Abu> I am indeed. My home never lacks happiness, though my Wife is now visiting my son in the capitol.
[21:16] <Abu> Bulbul is a wonderful musician, and Sul is a better cook than I could have ever hoped for.
[21:17] *** Bulbul and Sul bow, the latter more slowly, as though the parts of her body that are swollen are in pain.
[21:17] <Abu> Since the fourth Reign of our Sultan, things have never been better here!
[21:18] * Meiji Doyle , without being obvious about it, looks at this girl with an eye for the sihs of abuse.
[21:18] <Abu> It is going on 15 years now. He is very wise.
[21:18] * ^signs
[21:18] <Sumi Mattine> it is truely a time of wonder
[21:18] *** can Meiji pick up signs of uncontrolled cell growth as seen in diseases like cancer?
[21:18] * Alldrogis Valkyvida feeds a top-down, topographical map of the entire town into Meiji's PSP, complete with real-time video.
[21:18] <Meiji Doyle> We have heard many wonderful things about the Sultan
[21:19] * Meiji Doyle cannot without using her PSP
[21:19] <Abu> You and many others! All neighboring kings fear and respect him! It is a grand time. The markets overflow, and the people here prosper.
[21:20] * Abu eats, and his concubines demurely do as well, though the cook, Sul, mainly focuses on eating proteins.
[21:20] <Abu> I am so pleased to offer you shelter in my home. I do hope you loved Bulbul's playing. She is extremely talented at the lute.
[21:21] * Alldrogis Valkyvida will keep it going non-stop, as well as maintain overwatch. He'll provide aerial fire support in the form of ultra-precise laser shots intended to cause maximum SCARE and DISTRACTION effect. He's already determined that no lethal force is required tonight unless something inhuman appears.
[21:21] * Meiji Doyle cant' check her PSP right now as she is at dinner
[21:21] <spiritflame> ??? rolls 1d20 [ 12 ]
[21:22] *** Nothing unusual happens in the city under Alldrogis' eyes. Everything appears normal. People go about their business. Textiles are spun, registers are counted, slaves are sold, children are fed, bread is cooked. Life goes on.
[21:23] <Abu> Will you please tell me how far you travelled to get here? Is this place different from your homeland?
[21:23] * Alldrogis Valkyvida will continue to watch and observe.
[21:23] <Sumi Mattine> it is quite different
[21:23] *** Alldrogis, what exactly can your scanner pick up?
[21:23] <Meiji Doyle> It is so far I can scarely measure it. Our homeland is vast, and a land of many wonders.
[21:24] <Sumi Mattine> it seems like much time has passed since I hvae seen the mountains of my homeland
[21:24] *** nvm, didn't see you leave.
[21:24] <Meiji Doyle> Yes.
[21:24] * Abu looks incredibly interested.
[21:24] <Meiji Doyle> Which is why we are so...enchanted with the stories of lands like yours.
[21:25] <Meiji Doyle> For while it might seem familiar to you, it is spellbinding to us.
[21:25] <Abu> I am sure you must depart soon to inform your Emperor about what awaits him here. I must admit, many did not believe that the stories of his coming could POSSIBLY be true. With fabulous wealth, and untold riches, and thousands upon thousands of servants, strange beasts, and gold uncountable.
[21:25] * Alldrogis Valkyvida 's multiscanner can pick up most forms of radiation, biological, and chemical substances within a range of 250 meters. Since it's a integral feature of his helmet, its range is limited by its small size.
[21:26] *** Those would not be in use right now... except.
[21:26] *** roll 3d6 for me, Alldrogis
[21:26] * Alldrogis Valkyvida 's multiscanner is also calibrated to detect mana and Warp energy since the Allodons are QUITE familiar with both.
[21:26] <Meiji Doyle> (Careful. Servants of a rich emperor are tempting targets)
[21:26] <spiritflame> Alldrogis Valkyvida rolls 3d6 [ 2, 5, 6 ]
[21:26] *** low is good
[21:27] *** You pick up nothing unusual for this time period.
[21:27] * Abu looks over at his Concubines, and decides not to mention something.
[21:27] <Meiji Doyle> The emperor has many resources indeed.
[21:27] * Alldrogis Valkyvida is away: Maintaining overwatch.
[21:28] <Abu> Truly, it has been a good year for us, but the folk here are eager for your Emperor's arrival, especially considering his incredible reported generosity to the poor.
[21:28] <Abu> How.... how far away is he now?
[21:28] * Meiji Doyle frowns.. "to be honest we are not sure, he likes to pause and experience the places he passes to the full."
[21:29] <Sumi Mattine> while we are his servents, there are knowledge that even were are not given
[21:29] <Meiji Doyle> Which is why we must ride out tonight to find him.
[21:29] <Abu> That is indeed what we have heard.
[21:30] <Abu> The rumors maintain that he has given gold for souvenirs that intrigued him. I am sure that at least every thing from this town shall be offered to his servants.
[21:30] <Abu> I am uncertain what I would possess that would ever garner the eye of an Emperor.
[21:31] <Abu> Though I do not feel that about the next town. The market there has truly lovely singing and dancing maidens.
[21:31] <Meiji Doyle> The Emperor's tastes are... his own.
[21:31] <Abu> Very wise, as well.
[21:31] <Meiji Doyle> Are the ppor here in great need?
[21:31] * Abu smiles at the two women that he has come home to.
[21:31] <Meiji Doyle> ^poor
[21:31] <Abu> The poor are always in great need.
[21:31] <Abu> But of course, according to the Prophet, we dutifully do all that we can for them.
[21:32] <Sumi Mattine> of course
[21:32] <Meiji Doyle> Of course.
[21:32] <Abu> The Zakat is a blessed thing.
[21:32] * Abu keeps eating, as do his concubines.
[21:32] * Sul coughs twice.
[21:32] <Meiji Doyle> Yes.
[21:33] * Abu smiles.
[21:33] <spiritflame> Meiji Doyle rolls 1d20 [ 12 ]
[21:33] * Meiji Doyle keeps her question to herself
[21:33] * Meiji Doyle smiles as well
[21:34] <Abu> Will you please inform your Emperor that many here would love to please him on his journey. We believe him to be doing a truly great thing.