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[21:58] *** @Doctor Xadium [friendlytech14627237@circuitsmaximus.com] has joined #suburbansenshi3
[21:58] *** @spiritflame sets mode +o @Doctor Xadium
[21:58] <@spiritflame> konbanwa @doctor xadium
[21:59] * @Doctor Xadium checks his jacket and tie.
[21:59] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> Yes, this is good.
[22:00] *** Paisley Pythia Peinforte [paisely_p@firstcircle.karn03-kasterborusrelay.sen] has joined #suburbansenshi3
[22:00] <@spiritflame> konbanwa paisley pythia peinforte
[22:01] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Interesting. you look different to me.
[22:01] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> Do I?
[22:01] *** The Actuary [nsx@tokyo.japan.unit.org] has joined #suburbansenshi3
[22:01] <@spiritflame> konbanwa the actuary
[22:01] <The Actuary> Father--?
[22:02] *** @Sakura Xadium Aino [cherryblossomstorm@ishtarterra.venus.cmn] has joined #suburbansenshi3
[22:02] *** @spiritflame sets mode +o @Sakura Xadium Aino
[22:02] <@spiritflame> konbanwa @sakura xadium aino
[22:02] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> Pop?
[22:02] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> I won't just sit here any longer.
[22:02] <The Actuary> What are you saying...?
[22:03] * @Doctor Xadium smiles at Noriko
[22:04] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> It's time I got back to work.
[22:04] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> ...
[22:06] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> I'm tired of just standing here while all you kids do all the work.
[22:07] <The Actuary> This is my--
[22:07] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> Our.
[22:07] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> We're family.
[22:08] <The Actuary> But this is my test...
[22:08] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> Test?
[22:08] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> Haven't we ALL had eough of TESTS?!
[22:15] * @Doctor Xadium is away 
[22:15] * The Actuary is away: Father!
[22:15] * @Sakura Xadium Aino is away: :O
[22:42] * Doctor Xadium looks in the mirror.
[22:42] *** Doctor Xadium is



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His image Song is: 'Back in Black' by AC / DC. He is Level 1.
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[22:59] *** The Antilles Cluster
[23:00] *** Thrash has joined #suburbansenshi3
[23:00] <@spiritflame> konbanwa thrash
[23:00] *** A lone figure stands in front of the wreckage of a burning starship, shadowed by the flames behind him
[23:00] <???> Thrash
[23:00] * Thrash turns
[23:01] <Thrash> hm?
[23:01] * @Doctor Xadium walks out of the shadows.
[23:01] * Thrash is in his original leather coat
[23:01] * @Doctor Xadium has a wicked grin
[23:01] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> It's time to stop running.
[23:01] * @Doctor Xadium holds out a hand for a handshake.
[23:01] * Thrash slowly smiles and nods
[23:01] * Thrash shakes X's hand
[23:01] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> We'll put that smarmy git in his place :3
[23:02] * @Doctor Xadium turns and heads for his TARDIS, which is near the wreckage, dozens of dying daleks screaming his name
[23:02] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> TO EARTH!
[23:02] *** @Doctor Xadium [friendlytech14627237@circuitsmaximus.com] has left #suburbansenshi3 (There's one thing you never put in a trap, if you're smart. If you value your continued existence, if you have any plans about seeing tomorrow, there's one thing you never, ever put in a trap. Me.)
[23:02] * Thrash smiles and heads for his TARDIS
[23:03] *** Thrash has left #suburbansenshi3 (time to come back)
[23:03] * a figure walks out of the flames......and looks at a hand watch it's holding
[23:03] <a figure> tic....toc....tic...toc..
[23:04] *** figure has left #suburbansenshi3 (The Hour has come)
[23:05] * @spiritflame changes topic to `MST#K Streaming at 10 AM - 10 PM EST (10:00 CBT) HERE Labour day~!`

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[23:57] <@Texas_Samurai> Lineup fer Tomorroah:
[23:58] <@Texas_Samurai> EIT Short: Boomerang
421 - Monster A Go-Go
EIT Short: Moms need Guns Too
814 - Riding with Death
EIT Short: War with Weights
822 - Overdrawn At the Memory Bank
EIT Short: Trolling in 1986
903 - Puma Man
EIT Short: Remote Control Magic II
813 - Jack Frost
EIT Short: Machine Gun Magic
423 - Bride of the Monster
EIT Short: Jurassic ACID (Music Video)
[23:59] * @Texas_Samurai is away 
[10:18] * Matsumi Kaze eats some popcorn
[10:18] *** @Doctor Xadium [friendlytech14627237@circuitsmaximus.com] has joined #suburbansenshi3
[10:18] *** @spiritflame sets mode +o @Doctor Xadium
[10:18] <@spiritflame> ohayo @doctor xadium
[10:18] *** Amanda Sharlan [[ERROR ADDRESS BLOCKED]] has joined #suburbansenshi3
[10:18] <@spiritflame> ohayo amanda sharlan
[10:19] * Mongoosetiger eats popcorn as well.
[10:19] <Amanda Sharlan> o_O
[10:19] <@Texas_Samurai> Ever seen MST3K before Miss Amanda?
[10:19] <Amanda Sharlan> No?
[10:19] <Amanda Sharlan> Why does it look so...choppy?
[10:20] <Matsumi Kaze> best thing to come out in Minnesota
[10:20] <@Texas_Samurai> Ah hope y'enjoy it :D
[10:20] <Matsumi Kaze> minnesoooooooooooota
[10:20] <Amanda Sharlan> I've been to Minnesota
[10:20] <Matsumi Kaze> :O
[10:21] <@Texas_Samurai> It's all about cheese!
[10:21] <Amanda Sharlan> Apparently
[10:21] <@Texas_Samurai> Volume good?
[10:21] * Amanda Sharlan nods
[10:21] <Matsumi Kaze> yup
[10:21] <Amanda Sharlan> It's just really choppy
[10:21] <Matsumi Kaze> yup
[10:21] * Matsumi Kaze offers gems some popcorn
[10:22] <Matsumi Kaze> .....
[10:22] <Matsumi Kaze> the sad thing is...that toy..probably would work
[10:22] * @Texas_Samurai eats some, thanks!
[10:22] <Amanda Sharlan> What the.....
[10:23] <Amanda Sharlan> And I bet each of those would cost a fortune...
[10:23] <Amanda Sharlan> If I wanted a doll in pieces I'd do it myself...>>
[10:23] <Matsumi Kaze> heh you ever play with dolls, gems???
[10:24] <@Texas_Samurai> When Ah was little we couldn't afford 'em...
[10:24] <@Texas_Samurai> Ah learned t; make mah own...
[10:24] <Amanda Sharlan> I did, too.
[10:24] <@Texas_Samurai> It's why Ah'm so good at handicrafts!
[10:25] <Matsumi Kaze> my mom bought me one............till Jo cut off it's hair >:(
[10:25] <Amanda Sharlan> My favorite doll was one that washed up on shore when I was little. I was so excited because it was a real doll.
[10:25] * Matsumi Kaze looks at her popcorn.....and puts it aside >.>
[10:25] <@Texas_Samurai> Awwh
[10:26] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> You got your ice on my circus!
[10:26] <Amanda Sharlan> (( speaking of the circus...i'm missing barnum and baileys b/c i couldn't go home this weekend >< ))
[10:27] <Amanda Sharlan> I've never heard of a circus on ice before.
[10:27] <Mongoosetiger> Look Fun!
[10:27] <Matsumi Kaze> is this canadian..it has to be canadian
[10:27] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> (( I haven't been since I was a kid, once I learned how the animals were treated I don't think I really can go again ))
[10:27] * Mongoosetiger continues eating popcorn.
[10:28] <Mongoosetiger> Dey say Toronto, Matsumi, dat Canada?
[10:28] <Amanda Sharlan> (( I believe that... ))
[10:28] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> Motoki would love this...
[10:29] <Amanda Sharlan> I've never been ice skating before, either...
[10:29] <Matsumi Kaze> I've gone ice skating...I have trouble due to........being slightly top heavy
[10:29] <Crwn_FruT_Gamer> ...WHAT IS THIS WHERE ARE THE ANIMALS
[10:29] <Matsumi Kaze> .....yes this is totally wonderful for children
[10:29] <Crwn_FruT_Gamer> WHEREHERE ARE THE AHNIMALAHALS T____T
[10:30] <Amanda Sharlan> ...
[10:30] <@Texas_Samurai> BAMBI'S MOM NOOO T____T
[10:30] <Matsumi Kaze> Gemini Gemini
[10:30] * Mongoosetiger looks at Motoki curiously.
[10:30] <Matsumi Kaze> a fawn is a child deer...
[10:30] <Crwn_FruT_Gamer> ...........
[10:30] <Matsumi Kaze> ...so they actually shot Bambi
[10:30] <Amanda Sharlan> What the...hell....
[10:30] <Crwn_FruT_Gamer> :r
[10:31] <Mongoosetiger> Wat him?
[10:31] *** @spiritflame has kicked Crwn_FruT_Gamer from #suburbansenshi3 REASON: (no just no)
[10:32] <Det. Ema Skye> Wow. this is super sad.
[10:32] * Det. Ema Skye looks at Gemini
[10:32] <Det. Ema Skye> Is this what you guys did for fun back then?
[10:32] <Matsumi Kaze> that's canada for you
[10:33] * Amanda Sharlan coughs as she supresses a comment
[10:33] <@Texas_Samurai> Sorry we didn't have Ache Dee Tee Vees :P
[10:33] * Det. Ema Skye noms some Snackoos
[10:33] <Matsumi Kaze> ...I would totally pay to see DNA on ice
[10:34] <Amanda Sharlan> XD
[10:34] <Amanda Sharlan> These guys really hate skating, hm?
[10:35] <Matsumi Kaze> .....
[10:35] <Matsumi Kaze> ok I think we're in for some real pain
[10:35] *** AND OF COURSE MY FAMILY WANTS ME TO DO S[BLEEP]T.
[10:35] <Amanda Sharlan> (( >< ))
[10:36] *** I'll leave it running, but if it stops while I'm out I can't do anything.
[10:36] <Matsumi Kaze> (( awww ))
[10:36] <Matsumi Kaze> (( ok ))
[10:36] *** I don't have to go just yet.
[10:36] <Matsumi Kaze> Bill Rebane...ugh
[10:36] <Amanda Sharlan> Who?
[10:37] * @Doctor Xadium hums Ride of the Valkyries
[10:37] <Matsumi Kaze> worst filmmaker to come out of wisconsin
[10:37] <Amanda Sharlan> I see.
[10:39] <Matsumi Kaze> what the heck is he saying
[10:39] * Amanda Sharlan mimicks the noise adults in Peanuts make >>
[10:39] <Potamos> It's just like they said, they're talking to a Charlie Brown grownup, mitai na
[10:39] <Charlie Brown> I got a rock.
[10:40] <Matsumi Kaze> BAWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
[10:40] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> XD
[10:40] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> Quit playing with his face!
[10:41] <Matsumi Kaze> we could fit subaru in that capsule
[10:41] <@Texas_Samurai> Don'tlet her hear you <_<
[10:41] <Amanda Sharlan> FRANK IS THE ALIEN!
[10:42] <Mongoosetiger> Radiation repellent?
[10:42] <Amanda Sharlan> Oooo Soda fountains!
[10:42] <Matsumi Kaze> ...I've never had an ice cream soda
[10:42] <Amanda Sharlan> I've been to one.
[10:43] <Amanda Sharlan> (( my hometown is famous for it's old soda fountain :3 ))
[10:44] <Amanda Sharlan> Oh god Unix...
[10:46] * Mongoosetiger eats more popcorn.
[10:47] <Matsumi Kaze> ECHO (echo echo)
[10:47] <Det. Ema Skye> "Maybe swe shouldn't tell her anything"
[10:48] <Matsumi Kaze> so this is what you do, ema?
[10:49] <Det. Ema Skye> No I'm actually competent *munch* *munch* *munch*
[10:50] * Mongoosetiger snifs the snackoos.
[10:50] <Amanda Sharlan> This is rather....painful
[10:50] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> There's a reason why we call them bad movies XD
[10:50] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> Be glad Prince of Space isn't in the lineup.
[10:50] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> The stock footage in that nearly killed me.
[10:51] <Matsumi Kaze> don' t you mean Invasion of the Neptune Men?
[10:52] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> DOCTOR PRINCE MANNING
[10:52] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> I never saw that one.
[10:52] <Matsumi Kaze> SMALL TALK THE MOVIE
[10:52] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> AN AUTON
[10:53] <Mongoosetiger> Car look funny.
[10:53] <@Texas_Samurai> ♫ Why, General~ ♫
[10:53] <Mongoosetiger> All square wit fins.
[10:55] <Matsumi Kaze> IF
[10:55] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> He's never rtead MArvel comics then"
[10:55] * @Doctor Xadium tosses out all the Elseworlds comics
[10:56] <Matsumi Kaze> that's DC
[10:56] <Matsumi Kaze> :P
[10:56] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> :P
[10:58] <Matsumi Kaze> oh god this narration
[10:58] <Potamos> (( well, don't know how I did it but it happened. My cosplay drew blood. ))
[10:58] <Mongoosetiger> Is dis wat call infodump?
[10:58] <Mongoosetiger> (( That's bad, I think? ))
[10:59] <Potamos> (( it's my personal philosopy ))
[10:59] <Mongoosetiger> (( What happened? ))
[10:59] <Potamos> (( dunno, just had blood under my fingernail for some reason. ))
[10:59] <Potamos> (( But to me it's good luck. ))
[10:59] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> (( LOL all my projects draw blood somehow ))
[10:59] <Potamos> (( Unless it gets on white fabric. ))
[11:00] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> (( if you need to dye something red, NOW IS THE TIME ))
[11:00] <Mongoosetiger> (( Oh! You bled on the cosplay! Yes, that's usually good. ))
[11:00] * Matsumi Kaze opens a ginger ale and drinks
[11:00] * Amanda Sharlan yawns
[11:00] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> LURCH WHY
[11:00] <Mongoosetiger> (( I know a friend that swears a hardware upgrade on his computer won't be right until it has had a blood sacrifice. ))
[11:01] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> (( oh man i've cut my case on steel computer cases so many times ))
[11:01] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> (( cut my FINGERS ))
[11:01] <Matsumi Kaze> (( I cut myself...on myself ))
[11:01] <@Texas_Samurai> Wow what a dinner.
[11:01] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> (( I always said you were a sharp cookie ))
[11:01] <Amanda Sharlan> (( I cut myself on the rocket parts when I was building a model for a class ))
[11:02] <Matsumi Kaze> this dinner scene is...sort of unnerving
[11:02] <@Texas_Samurai> Yeah they hardly got service!
[11:03] <Matsumi Kaze> .....
[11:03] * Matsumi Kaze gets back flashbacks to elementary school >_____o
[11:03] <Amanda Sharlan> Goodness...
[11:03] <Matsumi Kaze> *bad
[11:03] <Matsumi Kaze> I hated games like that...
[11:04] <psYchO_saKi> Someone tried to play keepaway with me once.
[11:04] * Matsumi Kaze offers Saki a ginger ale
[11:04] <psYchO_saKi> ♡ Then I shot them in the knees and took the ball from their squirming body ♡
[11:04] * psYchO_saKi accepts and drinks, thanks
[11:04] * Amanda Sharlan facepalms
[11:05] * psYchO_saKi eats the can
[11:06] <Matsumi Kaze> ...hot dogs sound good
[11:06] * @Texas_Samurai too can understand Chris' cconcern
[11:07] <Det. Ema Skye> Men shriveling is nothing new to me.
[11:09] <Matsumi Kaze> GOD THIS IS A STUPID MOVIE
[11:09] <Det. Ema Skye> Sadly this is what Real Science™ is like
[11:11] <Mongoosetiger> Wat go on?
[11:11] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> Old men in a restaurant booth whose lighting varies widly
[11:12] <Matsumi Kaze> TALKING THE MOVIE
[11:13] <@Texas_Samurai> What's that tea-kettle sound in the background?
[11:13] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> So... Quentin Tatentino without the swear words?
[11:13] * @Texas_Samurai JUMPS
[11:13] <Mongoosetiger> Wat dat bell?
[11:14] <@Texas_Samurai> Ah dunno but it sure was loud O_o
[11:14] <Matsumi Kaze> OH HELLO NARRATOR
[11:15] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> O HAI NARRATOR-SAN
[11:16] <Matsumi Kaze> someone brought the thermin!
[11:17] <Det. Ema Skye> I keep expecting the powerpuff girls to be created
[11:18] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> I don't have a precision mind liek yours, I'm ony a sicnetist!
[11:20] * Mongoosetiger covers his ears.
[11:20] <Matsumi Kaze> this movie actually was TWO films
[11:20] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> What
[11:20] <Mongoosetiger> Owwies, dat one hurt!
[11:20] <Matsumi Kaze> LMAO!!!
[11:20] <Matsumi Kaze> well sort of.......
[11:20] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> Matsumi. Explain!
[11:21] <Matsumi Kaze> the film was originally made in the mid 50s by bill rebane..got shelved..then brought back..where they added girl footage and extra scenes and the narration
[11:21] <Matsumi Kaze> that's why this film makes no sense
[11:21] <@Texas_Samurai> "added girl footage XD"
[11:22] * Amanda Sharlan found her own popcorn ^_^
[11:23] <Matsumi Kaze> wow you could not get more blackness in a film
[11:24] <Harriet S. Weinberg, Esq.> eah you could, but not hiring just crqackers.
[11:24] <Harriet S. Weinberg, Esq.> Just saying
[11:24] <Harriet S. Weinberg, Esq.> ^By not
[11:24] <Matsumi Kaze> Harriet you know what I mean :P
[11:25] * Matsumi Kaze offers her popcorn
[11:25] * Harriet S. Weinberg, Esq. shares :)
[11:25] <Harriet S. Weinberg, Esq.> Thanks!
[11:26] <Matsumi Kaze> but seriously...can't they use lights..at all?
[11:26] <@Texas_Samurai> Is that a car or a land yacht
[11:26] <Amanda Sharlan> Very nice car...
[11:26] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> Yes
[11:29] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> Oh man Convoy
[11:29] <Matsumi Kaze> ♫ if you like pina coladas...or dancing in the rain... ♫
[11:29] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> I rmemeber when Truckers were the big thing™
[11:29] <Matsumi Kaze> err getting caught in the rain
[11:30] <Amanda Sharlan> Great now that song's going to be stuck in my head all day
[11:31] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> THE DANGBER ZONE
[11:31] * Matsumi Kaze prods Xadium with a geiger counter
[11:33] * @Doctor Xadium is HOT
[11:33] <@Texas_Samurai> Dang straight~ ♡
[11:34] <Matsumi Kaze> LMAO
[11:34] <Matsumi Kaze> "like saint paul?"
[11:34] <Matsumi Kaze> oh god that's true
[11:36] <Mongoosetiger> Is he check temperature of sensor?
[11:36] <Mongoosetiger> Owwies...
[11:36] <@Texas_Samurai> >< dang that's loud
[11:37] <Matsumi Kaze> I will admit...these scenes in the parking place or whatever it is....kind of neat
[11:38] <Det. Ema Skye> Because they look kinda realistic.
[11:39] <Matsumi Kaze> all I hear is mumble mumble mumble
[11:40] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> If you can't out-act a post...
[11:42] <Matsumi Kaze> narrator narrator narrator!
[11:43] <Mongoosetiger> Lead line suit sound heavy...
[11:44] <Mongoosetiger> Why not send robot if dat much radiation?
[11:44] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> AN EYE HAD BEEN BLINKED
[11:44] <Matsumi Kaze> ................what......
[11:44] <Matsumi Kaze> ...what
[11:44] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> They had no robots back then.
[11:44] <Matsumi Kaze> what kind of craptastic ending is that
[11:44] <@Texas_Samurai> Wait WHAT
[11:45] <Matsumi Kaze> so apperently..there was no monster
[11:45] <@Texas_Samurai> .......... D:
[11:46] <Matsumi Kaze> so basically that entire movie was one big waste of time
[11:46] <Mongoosetiger> Why dey combine Twilight zone an' monster film?
[11:46] <Matsumi Kaze> that whole radation serum?...a waste
[11:47] <Det. Ema Skye> ... BECAUSE THEY'RE JERKS
[11:47] <Det. Ema Skye> THEY're JERKS T_T
[11:47] <Matsumi Kaze> (( the ending was not the original ending...it was simply because the original film was never finished ))
[11:48] * Det. Ema Skye cries with crow
[11:48] * Mongoosetiger hugs Ema.
[11:48] * Matsumi Kaze offers harriet the last of her popcorn
[11:48] <Mongoosetiger> Is hokay.
[11:49] <Mongoosetiger> It over now.
[11:49] <Harriet S. Weinberg, Esq.> Thanks :3
[11:49] <Det. Ema Skye> Yes it is... yes it is... T_T
[11:49] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> Until the next one XD
[11:50] * Mongoosetiger keeps hugging Ema.
[11:50] <@Texas_Samurai> Th'... helll
[11:51] <Potamos> What is this, a soap opera?
[11:51] <Matsumi Kaze> HAY GEMINI WHUTS THIS DERPY DERP *holds (fake) gun*
[11:51] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> It's a woman's guide to guns!
[11:51] <@Texas_Samurai> Why Miss Matsy!~ it's a gunnnn
[11:52] <Matsumi Kaze> whuts a gun derpy derp
[11:52] <psYchO_saKi> Yes use hollow points at home!
[11:52] * Matsumi Kaze is pretending to hit herself on the head with the gun
[11:52] <psYchO_saKi> Because burglars need to be SHREDDED
[11:52] <Amanda Sharlan> I dislike guns...
[11:52] <Amanda Sharlan> To be perfectly honest.
[11:53] <Amanda Sharlan> Hate using them.
[11:53] <Mongoosetiger> Dat no revolver, it smit an' Wesson model tirty.
[11:53] <psYchO_saKi> You're more the hunger games type of assassin~
[11:53] <Det. Ema Skye> Shoot and shop.... yeaaah.
[11:53] * Amanda Sharlan chuckles
[11:53] <Amanda Sharlan> I prefer a bow
[11:53] <Amanda Sharlan> Yes...
[11:54] <Mongoosetiger> Yumiko say Hollow point no over penetrate.
[11:54] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> YES A MIKE EPISODE
[11:54] <Mongoosetiger> But she prefer frangible...
[11:54] * psYchO_saKi cackles
[11:54] <Matsumi Kaze> OOO OOO THIS ONE IS A FAVORITE OF MINE
[11:55] <@Texas_Samurai> Matsy! It's "Ridin't with Death!"
[11:55] <Matsumi Kaze> :D
[11:55] <Matsumi Kaze> YAAAAAY
[11:55] <Matsumi Kaze> patient papers the movie!
[11:56] * Matsumi Kaze walks over to concession and buys some candy
[11:56] * Matsumi Kaze walks back and sits down
[11:57] * Matsumi Kaze offers harriet and gemini some candy (sour patch kids)
[11:57] * @Texas_Samurai makes a sour face
[11:57] * Harriet S. Weinberg, Esq. 's face looks unchanged
[11:57] <Harriet S. Weinberg, Esq.> ...
[11:57] * Harriet S. Weinberg, Esq. REACHES THROUGH THE FOURTH WALL
[11:58] * Harriet S. Weinberg, Esq. STRANGLES HER PLAYER
[11:58] <Harriet S. Weinberg, Esq.> I DO NOT HAVE A B[BLEEP]CH FACE
[11:58] <Matsumi Kaze> ..what are you doing, harriet
[11:58] <psYchO_saKi> You okay there, Weinberg
[11:58] <Harriet S. Weinberg, Esq.> Sorry, I'm good. I'm... good.
[11:59] <Amanda Sharlan> o_O
[11:59] <Matsumi Kaze> and another planet blows up
[12:00] * Matsumi Kaze eats a malt ball
[12:01] * Matsumi Kaze dances a little to the theme
[12:02] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> (( Of course a color movie comes on near when i have to go XD ))
[12:02] <Matsumi Kaze> wait..Harve Bennent O_o
[12:02] <Matsumi Kaze> he was involved in this O_o
[12:02] <Matsumi Kaze> (( awww ))
[12:02] // GINGA net.news FLASH // · · Red Dwarf X premieres October 4th at 9 UK Time · ·
[12:03] <Matsumi Kaze> so radation = invisible
[12:03] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> LOL backstory
[12:03] <Mongoosetiger> Dis look like TV series...
[12:04] <Matsumi Kaze> the film was apperently two episodes of a failed TV series
[12:04] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> Oh we should ahve done Master Ninja
[12:04] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> LOL Executive football
[12:05] <@Texas_Samurai> These five minutes are more fun than that entire last movie~
[12:06] * Matsumi Kaze cleans her glasses
[12:06] <Mongoosetiger> Dat primitive COmputer dough.
[12:06] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> That one guy kind of looks like a squished hasselhoff
[12:07] * Matsumi Kaze keeps cleaning her glasses
[12:07] * @Doctor Xadium cleans his too
[12:08] * Matsumi Kaze cleans hers better >:)
[12:09] * @Doctor Xadium cleans his so clean the glass melts right away
[12:09] // GINGA net.news FLASH // · · All episodes of Red Drawf are a full 30 mins · ·
[12:09] * Matsumi Kaze puts her glasses back on...and mocks X
[12:10] * @Doctor Xadium can't see that because the lenses are gone
[12:10] <Mongoosetiger> Why dey in Germany?
[12:10] <Matsumi Kaze> I never understood the big thing about convoys
[12:11] <Matsumi Kaze> ...
[12:11] <@Texas_Samurai> Because y' can't tell which vehicle has th' stuff
[12:12] <Matsumi Kaze> wow gems you must be in heaven with this
[12:12] <@Texas_Samurai> Also it's security
[12:12] <@Texas_Samurai> .... yes :P
[12:12] <Matsumi Kaze> what with his singing
[12:13] *** GTG now
[12:13] <Matsumi Kaze> (( seeya later! ))
[12:13] <Amanda Sharlan> (( bye x ))
[12:14] * Matsumi Kaze combs MGT's fur back
[12:15] <Matsumi Kaze> BOOM!!!!!
[12:16] <Matsumi Kaze> man his glasses are fithy
[12:16] * Matsumi Kaze offers MGT and Amanda candy
[12:16] * Amanda Sharlan accepts
[12:17] * Mongoosetiger purrs as his hair is combed.
[12:17] * Mongoosetiger noms on candy!
[12:17] <Matsumi Kaze> the 70s!
[12:19] <Matsumi Kaze> wonder if this was made before or after I was born...
[12:19] * Amanda Sharlan eats it slowly
[12:20] <Matsumi Kaze> MGT...be mellow
[12:22] <Matsumi Kaze> so somehow these agents are probably the stupidiest in the world
[12:23] * Mongoosetiger relaxes, filled with popcorn and candy and being pet.
[12:23] <Matsumi Kaze> I REAAAAAAAAAAAALLY need to finish these patent papers
[12:24] <Matsumi Kaze> she really is a swell gal!
[12:25] * Amanda Sharlan has a sudden migraine >>
[12:25] <Matsumi Kaze> you ok, amanda?
[12:26] <Amanda Sharlan> Not really sure
[12:28] <Matsumi Kaze> slug bug *socks amanda in the arm*
[12:29] <Amanda Sharlan> O_O
[12:29] * Amanda Sharlan wasn't paying attention
[12:29] <Matsumi Kaze> hee
[12:31] <Matsumi Kaze> first time traveling russian bears...now winged bears
[12:33] <Matsumi Kaze> patent papers!
[12:34] <Matsumi Kaze> though in all seriousness...I could not drive that thing....too big and scary
[12:38] * Matsumi Kaze relaxes, watching the movie
[12:40] <Matsumi Kaze> voice over hooooooo!!!
[12:40] * Amanda Sharlan doesn't feel well
[12:41] <Matsumi Kaze> do you need to lay down?
[12:42] <Amanda Sharlan> I probably should
[12:42] <Matsumi Kaze> go get some rest ^^
[12:43] <Matsumi Kaze> how did he know they were aiming for the gas tank?
[12:43] * Amanda Sharlan moves to another couch and makes herself comfortable
[12:44] <Matsumi Kaze> no...this can't BE...you're DEAD!?
[12:47] <Matsumi Kaze> whoa! race car!
[12:48] <Matsumi Kaze> ...am I alone?
[12:49] <Amanda Sharlan> I'm listening
[12:50] <Matsumi Kaze> oh of course
[12:52] <Matsumi Kaze> the pitstop saloon?
[12:53] <Matsumi Kaze> stock footage!
[12:54] <Mongoosetiger> zzz...popcorn
[12:54] <Matsumi Kaze> how the heck is she seeing this XD
[12:54] * Matsumi Kaze prods MGT
[12:55] <Mongoosetiger> zzz... pettins..
[12:55] <Matsumi Kaze> oh geez..this guy XD
[12:57] * Matsumi Kaze prods MGT again
[12:58] <Mongoosetiger> zzz... candy...
[12:58] <Matsumi Kaze> so he's gibbs?
[13:02] * Matsumi Kaze drinks her ginger ale
[13:04] <Matsumi Kaze> pumping buffilo?
[13:07] * Matsumi Kaze drinks her ginger ale
[13:14] * Matsumi Kaze uses MGT as a pillow as she watches
[13:16] <Matsumi Kaze> emperor cupcake XD
[13:18] * Mongoosetiger cuddles Matsumi in his sleep and purrs.
[13:19] <Matsumi Kaze> so more blowing up cars?
[13:19] <Matsumi Kaze> what is it with this show and blowing stuff up?
[13:21] <Matsumi Kaze> ear plugs where are the ear plugs
[13:21] * Matsumi Kaze dances a bit to the music
[13:23] <Matsumi Kaze> GO GET EM SAM
[13:24] <Matsumi Kaze> anyone remember what the next one is?
[13:26] <Matsumi Kaze> sound..hello...sound?
[13:26] <Matsumi Kaze> what are we watching!?
[13:28] * Matsumi Kaze makes note of where it froze
[13:49] * Matsumi Kaze has fallen asleep against MGT
[15:01] * Amanda Sharlan sits up, looking slightly groggy
[15:05] * Matsumi Kaze is still asleep against MGT
[15:13] * Amanda Sharlan is hungry...
[15:14] * Amanda Sharlan makes a run to the restaurant >>
[16:20] * Matsumi Kaze yawns and wakes up
[16:21] * Amanda Sharlan returns with a glass of champagne
[16:22] <Amanda Sharlan> Sleep well, Matsumi?
[16:23] <Matsumi Kaze> yeah...thanks to my granduncle here :P
[16:23] * Amanda Sharlan giggles
[16:25] * Amanda Sharlan sips at her champagne
[16:25] <Matsumi Kaze> looks like the video is still frozen
[16:25] <Amanda Sharlan> Indeed.
[16:26] <Matsumi Kaze> enjoying champagne?
[16:26] <Amanda Sharlan> Yes. I haven't had any in quite some time
[16:27] <Matsumi Kaze> didn't know you drank
[16:28] <Amanda Sharlan> I do on occasion
[16:29] <Mongoosetiger> ZZZ
[16:29] <Amanda Sharlan> I may not have been from a very wealthy family, but no Creole would let their life pass without having the occasional drink.
[16:29] <Matsumi Kaze> Creole?????
[16:29] * Amanda Sharlan nods
[16:30] <Amanda Sharlan> You do know what a Creole is, don't you Matsumi?
[16:31] <Matsumi Kaze> well yes..I just didn't know you were one
[16:32] <Amanda Sharlan> Oh yes....
[16:32] <Amanda Sharlan> I suppose the only person who would have access to the information is Eitak
[16:32] <Matsumi Kaze> probably
[16:33] <Amanda Sharlan> But yes...I come from a Creole family
[16:34] <Matsumi Kaze> well that's cool!
[16:35] * Amanda Sharlan smiles
[16:35] * Matsumi Kaze hits the screen a bit and then sits back down
[16:35] <Matsumi Kaze> how does it feel to be back?
[16:36] <Amanda Sharlan> Unusual to be honest.
[16:37] * Amanda Sharlan finishes her glass and sets in on a nearby table
[16:37] <Amanda Sharlan> I guess the best thing about it is knowing that...well it seems everyone's given me the chance to be me.
[16:39] <Matsumi Kaze> :)
[16:40] <Amanda Sharlan> To be honest, I didn't see Noriko as the type to allow such a chance.
[16:42] <Matsumi Kaze> well she's slowly changing
[16:43] <Amanda Sharlan> So I've noticed
[16:45] <Matsumi Kaze> so that's probably why
[16:46] <Amanda Sharlan> I suppose
[16:50] * Matsumi Kaze sighs and relaxes
[16:52] <Amanda Sharlan> I'm happy to begin living a normal life again...a new job, old friends, even going on dates
[16:53] <Amanda Sharlan> This is the life I wanted to begin with
[16:53] <Matsumi Kaze> ^_^ good
[16:58] * Matsumi Kaze walks over to concessions and get some more popcorn
[16:59] * Amanda Sharlan frowns
[16:59] <Amanda Sharlan> I'm afraid I have to go now
[16:59] <Amanda Sharlan> I'll be back later tonight, Matsumi. I have a bit of work to do.
[16:59] * Amanda Sharlan is away 
[17:02] <Matsumi Kaze> seeya, amanda
[17:22] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> Grah
[17:23] <Mongoosetiger> Gwaha?
[17:23] * Mongoosetiger wakes with a start.
[17:23] *** Sorry guys, looks like lyle alzado kille dhte stream!
[17:23] <Mongoosetiger> Haroo eX-add-yum!
[17:24] *** here we go!
[17:24] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> So how was riding with death?
[17:25] <Mongoosetiger> Dey ride wit Deat, den dey go racing!
[17:28] <@Texas_Samurai> Public Pearl lol
[17:32] <Det. Ema Skye> Everything was wrong with Finkel's Dopple?
[17:39] <Matsumi Kaze> GAHHHHHHH!!!
[17:39] * Matsumi Kaze sits up
[17:39] * Matsumi Kaze looks around...
[17:40] <@Texas_Samurai> Howdy MAtsy!
[17:40] <Matsumi Kaze> must have fallen asleep
[17:40] *** I am SO Sorryf for the freeze
[17:40] <Matsumi Kaze> apperently this film was made as a follow up to the TV movie version of The Lathe of Heaven
[17:41] <@Texas_Samurai> Was that a good movie?
[17:41] <Matsumi Kaze> and was based off a 1976 short story
[17:41] <Matsumi Kaze> apperently it's amazing
[17:41] <Matsumi Kaze> think of it as Inception before inception
[17:42] * Matsumi Kaze gives X some flavo flivs
[17:42] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> Flava Flavs?
[17:42] <Matsumi Kaze> yes
[17:43] <Matsumi Kaze> ever seen Casablanca, Gems?
[17:44] * @Texas_Samurai makes her face look like Humphrey Bogart's
[17:44] <@Texas_Samurai> "You better got on that plane, or you're gonna regret it"
[17:44] <Matsumi Kaze> round up the usual suspects!!
[17:45] <Matsumi Kaze> god if this is the future....kill me now
[17:45] * psYchO_saKi locks and loads
[17:45] * psYchO_saKi fires lazily at matsumi
[17:45] <Matsumi Kaze> ...it is?
[17:46] * Matsumi Kaze holds up her hand and freezes the air pressure around the bullet...catching it
[17:46] <psYchO_saKi> Well the future of Quebec
[17:46] * Matsumi Kaze tosses the bullet back to Saki
[17:47] <Matsumi Kaze> DOCTOR WHO...THE HELL CARES
[17:47] * Matsumi Kaze opens a ginger beer and drinks
[17:48] <Matsumi Kaze> irony: Raul Julia narriated a children's story for Rabbit Ear Productions...the name of the story?
[17:48] <Matsumi Kaze> The Monkey People
[17:48] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> LOL
[17:49] <Matsumi Kaze> it's a really awesome story though and he does a really good job with it
[17:49] * Matsumi Kaze uses MGT as a pillow while she watches
[17:51] <Matsumi Kaze> druuuunk monkey
[17:52] <Matsumi Kaze> ...why the hell would they hire someone like dooby to handle this sort of thing
[17:53] <Matsumi Kaze> yay it's the rotating fat man
[17:54] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> Teh Baron Harkonnen?
[17:54] <Matsumi Kaze> cept without the warts
[17:55] <Mongoosetiger> Wow.
[17:55] <Matsumi Kaze> so doesn't that mean....brain death?
[17:56] <Matsumi Kaze> shiiiiiny
[17:57] <Matsumi Kaze> so wow he can create his own reality....and he creates THIS!?
[17:58] <Matsumi Kaze> this is like a Phillip K D[BLEEP]k story.....but without the Phillip K part
[17:59] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> That's what a lack of budget imagination gets you
[17:59] <Matsumi Kaze> my nuts?
[18:00] <Matsumi Kaze> so..ok...WTF does the fat man want?
[18:00] <Matsumi Kaze> why does he want him dead?
[18:00] <Mongoosetiger> John Varley wrote original story?
[18:01] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> Fat man is racist against thin people
[18:01] <Mongoosetiger> He do good work.
[18:01] <Matsumi Kaze> this is..suprisenly graphic
[18:02] <Matsumi Kaze> EVERYBODY GOES TO THE PLACE
[18:03] <Mongoosetiger> Dis is coherent film... lots neat ideas...
[18:04] * Matsumi Kaze eats some more popcorn
[18:04] <Mongoosetiger> An actor doo good works...
[18:05] <Matsumi Kaze> this is basically a perfect example of songs in the 90s
[18:05] <Mongoosetiger> Effect no work an' I tink it hard translite from book...
[18:07] <Matsumi Kaze> slurrrrrrrring german woman
[18:08] <@Texas_Samurai> Oh gawd Ishtar. That's th' movie we need to see.
[18:08] <Matsumi Kaze> fat man!
[18:09] <Matsumi Kaze> matrix this is not
[18:10] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> Nope
[18:10] <Matsumi Kaze> so this is basically your life, X?
[18:10] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> :P
[18:11] <Matsumi Kaze> sorry sorry
[18:12] <Matsumi Kaze> so he's mind masterbating?
[18:14] <Matsumi Kaze> wow so 80s
[18:16] <Matsumi Kaze> THE HIGHTECH FUTURE
[18:17] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> in stunning M CGA
[18:18] <Matsumi Kaze> and yes...that is what the ladies room is like in the hotel
[18:18] <Matsumi Kaze> it is that f[BLEEP]king amazing
[18:19] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> ....
[18:19] <Matsumi Kaze> just ask gems
[18:19] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> At work apparenttly the women's bathroom has TWO TOILETS. We have one.
[18:19] <@Texas_Samurai> Because we go sittin' down :P
[18:20] <Matsumi Kaze> yeah
[18:21] <Matsumi Kaze> so this is what the inside of a computer is like?
[18:22] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> A very cheap computer
[18:23] <Aes> Indeed. I would never allow such a short password.
[18:23] <Matsumi Kaze> whoa! hi Aes!
[18:23] * Mongoosetiger is snoozing again.
[18:24] <Aes> Greetings.
[18:25] <Matsumi Kaze> YAY HE'S TAKEN OVER THE COMPUTER AND IS KILLING EVERYONE YAY
[18:27] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> Tron...? Tron, what're you doing?!
[18:27] <Matsumi Kaze> wow he was quick to change his mind
[18:28] <Matsumi Kaze> I wonder if the original story made more sense then this
[18:28] <@Texas_Samurai> Gals do that t'fellas.
[18:28] <Matsumi Kaze> yes..I have noticed that
[18:28] <Aes> The poor computer he was put in, the security protocols are ridiculously simple.
[18:31] <Aes> And the lack of permenant tagging... this corporation is impossibly inept.
[18:31] <Matsumi Kaze> god this film just...ruins that other film
[18:31] <Matsumi Kaze> it's run by a rotating fat man remember
[18:34] <Matsumi Kaze> again...WHY THE HELL DOES THE FAT MAN WANT FINGLE GONE
[18:35] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> Plot.
[18:35] <Matsumi Kaze> WHAT PLOT
[18:36] <Aes> Because the power is in the computer, and FIngle is in danger of stealig the Fat Man's power.
[18:36] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> Exactly
[18:36] <Matsumi Kaze> IT'S THE SAME DAMN THING OVER AND OVER AGAIN
[18:36] <Aes> The computer runs the world remember.
[18:37] <Matsumi Kaze> true
[18:38] <Matsumi Kaze> so basically the story is about how one man destroys the world
[18:38] <Aes> How one person remakes the world.
[18:39] <Det. Ema Skye> She can't do anything with his body
[18:39] <Matsumi Kaze> bye bye economy
[18:40] <Aes> I could fix that for them in five minutes.
[18:41] <Matsumi Kaze> erase the fat maaaan
[18:41] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> What the
[18:42] <Matsumi Kaze> I'M INTERFACED
[18:43] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> he is NEO
[18:44] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> THE AMONTILLADO
[18:44] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> THE AMONTILLADO
[18:45] <Matsumi Kaze> goodbye fat man
[18:46] * Matsumi Kaze can't help but chuckle
[18:47] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> CANNIBALIS... oh
[18:48] <Matsumi Kaze> happy..ending..I guess?
[18:48] <Matsumi Kaze> so...what did he do?
[18:49] <Aes> He escaped the corporate system.
[18:49] <Aes> He became a free man.
[18:50] <Matsumi Kaze> ah...cause I didn't get that
[18:50] <Aes> Oh, this is very much a book of the cyberpunk era.
[18:51] <@Texas_Samurai> What did you get?
[18:51] <Matsumi Kaze> I thought this was a movie about a loser who runs around on a bad set and whines alot while...something about computers is on
[18:52] <Aes> It was a rather straightforward anti-corporate screed.
[18:52] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> WE ARE ALL UNAUTHORIZED VIEWRS
[18:53] <Aes> A single world monopoly that runs the world through a centralized computer system.
[18:53] <Matsumi Kaze> it was a crappy movie
[18:54] <Aes> And the lone corporate drone that excelled and overturned his position in the system through his own efforts.
[18:55] <Aes> It was a surprisingly watchable film.
[18:55] <@Texas_Samurai> You jus' liked th' computer~
[18:56] <Matsumi Kaze> ....
[18:56] <Aes> It was pathetically primitive, but it did have spunk, Miss Gemini.
[18:57] <Matsumi Kaze> ....
[18:57] <Matsumi Kaze> man these are just mean
[18:57] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> They actually sold this
[18:57] <Matsumi Kaze> O_o
[18:57] <Matsumi Kaze> put illect drug into their coffee?
[18:58] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> I love how it starts with harmless proanks and then just goes EVIL
[18:59] <Matsumi Kaze> which one is this one?
[18:59] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> No clue XD
[18:59] <Aes> Master Xadium...
[18:59] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> Yes?
[18:59] <Aes> I'm afraid you've been assigned compulsory doppeling...
[18:59] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> LOL been there done that.
[19:00] <Aes> The procedure is quite painless.
[19:01] <Aes> I am prepared for outpatient doppeling.
[19:01] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> Sorry it looks like you've been hacked by Raul Julia
[19:01] <Aes> :)
[19:01] <Matsumi Kaze> OH MY GOD THIS ONE
[19:01] <Matsumi Kaze> :D
[19:01] <Matsumi Kaze> EEEE
[19:02] <Matsumi Kaze> :D
[19:02] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> which one is it
[19:02] <Matsumi Kaze> PUMAMAN
[19:03] <Matsumi Kaze> ever been to one of those fancy parties, Gems?
[19:03] <@Texas_Samurai> Once or twice... didn't really like 'em
[19:04] <Matsumi Kaze> yeah
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[19:04] *** @spiritflame sets mode +o @RiderHeroProject
[19:04] <@spiritflame> konbanwa @riderheroproject
[19:04] <@RiderHeroProject> pumaaaaaamaaaaaaaan
[19:04] <Matsumi Kaze> hi mike
[19:04] <@Texas_Samurai> Howdy!
[19:05] <@RiderHeroProject> yo
[19:05] <Matsumi Kaze> deathstar this is not
[19:06] <Matsumi Kaze> why is it floating over stonehenge
[19:06] <Potamos> They're Italian
[19:07] <Mister Dinsdale> Italian Pumamen?
[19:07] <Potamos> It's a spaghetti sci-fi mitai na
[19:07] <Potamos> ♫ Italian Spi-der-man! ♫
[19:07] <Mister Dinsdale> Italian Pumaman: The drug dealer murderer version
[19:07] <Matsumi Kaze> yeah my brother often dresses like this when doing archology
[19:08] <Mister Dinsdale> She looks way too happy
[19:08] <Matsumi Kaze> ....I want to rub Donald Plesence's head
[19:09] <Matsumi Kaze> wow for alien tech it's pretty....primiative XD
[19:09] <Mister Dinsdale> Wow dude wow I uh... wow
[19:10] <Matsumi Kaze> obeeeey
[19:10] * Mister Dinsdale obeys matsumi without question
[19:11] <@RiderHeroProject> the pewmahman
[19:11] <Matsumi Kaze> get me some cheese and crackers!
[19:11] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> The Pyumaman
[19:11] <Potamos> DEFENESTRATION!!!
[19:11] *** Solarchos [Fallen0081@EnclaveFedCom.Net] has joined #suburbansenshi3
[19:11] <@spiritflame> konbanwa solarchos
[19:11] <Aes> The Defenestration of Pumaman?
[19:12] <Solarchos> Oooo! Pu-maman! He looks like a moron!
[19:12] * Mister Dinsdale brings matsumi cheese and crackres
[19:12] * Matsumi Kaze is still using MGT as a pillow
[19:12] <Solarchos> You-you-you non-british guy!
[19:12] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> I have a jacket like that.
[19:12] * Mongoosetiger is puuring in his sleep, happy to be used as a pillow.
[19:13] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> (the british guy's)
[19:13] <Solarchos> Look at the chin on that guy. It's like Bruce Campbell's.
[19:13] <Matsumi Kaze> how do they know he would be in britain?
[19:13] <Solarchos> The guy's accent.
[19:14] <Matsumi Kaze> no no
[19:14] <Matsumi Kaze> how did they know the pumaman would be in britain?
[19:14] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> MAgic
[19:14] <Aes> They test for Pumaman by seeing if he can land on his feet?
[19:14] <@RiderHeroProject> oh god, magic.....
[19:14] <Solarchos> "I'm still not sensing danger."
[19:14] <@RiderHeroProject> I've had my fill of magic after yesterday for a bit XD
[19:15] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> YOU ARE THE PUMAMAN
[19:15] <Matsumi Kaze> GEMINI YOU ARE THE PUMAMAN
[19:16] <Solarchos> So Gemini got thrown out a window?
[19:16] <@Texas_Samurai> :O
[19:17] <Solarchos> SO what other episodes have I missed so far today?
[19:17] <Matsumi Kaze> you missed only three others
[19:17] <Aes> Please don't throw young Mongoosetiger out of a window.
[19:17] * Solarchos lurks behind Gemini. "I'M A WOOD SPRITE."
[19:17] <Potamos> That's an early car phone, mitai na
[19:17] <Matsumi Kaze> why are they dressed this way???
[19:18] * @Texas_Samurai mupms!
[19:18] <@Texas_Samurai> ^jumps
[19:18] <Solarchos> Because they're the Evil Organization and in the 1980's nothing spells evil like pleather outfits.
[19:18] <Potamos> Why is he talking to a plaster head mitai na?
[19:18] <Mister Dinsdale> Shoulderpads you could walk on
[19:19] <Mister Dinsdale> Because it's the only thing that understands him
[19:19] <Solarchos> I have NO idea Potamos. Mitai na.
[19:19] <Matsumi Kaze> does our hotel have an aztec?
[19:19] <Potamos> "I'm wearing a bowtie and I know how to use it"
[19:20] <Solarchos> He's an onion?
[19:21] <Mister Dinsdale> lol the tough sell
[19:21] <Solarchos> Damn pushy Aztecs.
[19:21] * Matsumi Kaze pushes Solar
[19:22] <Solarchos> Hey Gemini! Did you ever have to deal with pushy Aztecs like that?
[19:22] * Solarchos is pushed! O___o
[19:22] <@Texas_Samurai> No but Pushy Subarus...
[19:23] <Matsumi Kaze> reminds me I need to see if I can visit Suburu's sometime
[19:23] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> SIR JOHN-FORBES ESQUITH
[19:24] <Matsumi Kaze> I will admit...Donald Plesence just make these films that much more fun
[19:24] <Solarchos> I AM FUNKY!
[19:24] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> Well pleasance is a screen god
[19:24] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> (( was he ever in dW ))
[19:25] <@RiderHeroProject> the PUMASENSE
[19:25] <Mister Dinsdale> The things Dames can make guys do
[19:26] <Matsumi Kaze> (( no he wasn't ))
[19:26] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> (( shame ))
[19:27] <Solarchos> Heh, cheesy fight scene!
[19:27] <Solarchos> LIKE AN IDIOT ON THE ROOF!
[19:28] * Matsumi Kaze throws Gemini a belt!!!
[19:28] <Matsumi Kaze> PUT IT ON!
[19:28] <Solarchos> BWA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!!
[19:28] <Solarchos> No, I mean you look great! Really!
[19:28] * @Texas_Samurai slings it around her hips n' makes it look goood~
[19:28] <@RiderHeroProject> oh god, that's the worst knock off henshin belt i've ever seen
[19:29] <Matsumi Kaze> ..oh my god XD
[19:29] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> If it's ancient aztec it means the henshin belts are ripoffs of it~
[19:29] <Matsumi Kaze> btw...want to know what happened to the pumaman actor?
[19:29] <Solarchos> What happened to him>
[19:29] <Solarchos> ^?
[19:29] <@RiderHeroProject> no, because the aztecs are dirty time theives
[19:30] <Matsumi Kaze> he is currently an insurance lawyer
[19:30] * Solarchos tosses Gemini an Aztec belt!
[19:30] <@RiderHeroProject> their calendar was made to troll people, they knew it make everyone paranoid and decided to have some lulz
[19:31] <Matsumi Kaze> how is what he does flying?
[19:31] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> Look it was the dawn ofthe first age of mankind
[19:31] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> it was all very experiemental, very beta.
[19:32] * Matsumi Kaze tosses X
[19:32] * @Doctor Xadium crashes into wall, twitches
[19:32] <Solarchos> The dawn of the first age...before the advent of CGI.
[19:32] <Aes> Be glad we don't see the alphas
[19:32] <Matsumi Kaze> whoopsie
[19:33] * Solarchos is away: BRB
[19:33] <Matsumi Kaze> also how does what's his name know about the mask already?
[19:34] <Mister Dinsdale> Plot hole
[19:34] * Matsumi Kaze eats her crackers and cheese "thanks, dinsdale!"
[19:34] <Matsumi Kaze> ..did he just walk on thin air
[19:34] <Aes> THe revelation was probably edited out for time by Pearl.
[19:35] <Matsumi Kaze> ah Pumaman has the power to pull abilities out of his ass
[19:35] <Matsumi Kaze> so he's basically edvarius
[19:35] <Matsumi Kaze> only smarter
[19:35] <Mister Dinsdale> So like Lunar cats?
[19:35] <Matsumi Kaze> yes but not as sad
[19:36] <@RiderHeroProject> deep yo
[19:36] <Matsumi Kaze> KNEEL...KNEEL BEFORE THE MIGHT OF SUHTEK
[19:37] <Mister Dinsdale> EVERYTHING IS POSSIBLE.... WITH ZOMBO.COM
[19:37] <Matsumi Kaze> YOU MUST CONCENTRATE GEMINI....
[19:38] * Mister Dinsdale stnads stupidly waitng for more orders from masumi
[19:38] <Matsumi Kaze> sit down and relax
[19:38] * Mister Dinsdale sits down and relaxes
[19:39] <Aes> Dinsdale, concentrate.
[19:39] <Aes> Focus your mind on your goal.
[19:39] * Mister Dinsdale concentrates
[19:39] <Aes> And then you will be there.
[19:39] * Mister Dinsdale focuses on his goal
[19:40] * Mister Dinsdale hallucinate's he's getting married to hiromi
[19:40] <Matsumi Kaze> HELP ME FATTTTHER
[19:40] * Mister Dinsdale has a stupid smile on his face
[19:41] <Matsumi Kaze> so man is master of himself but has to take orders from aliens?
[19:41] <Aes> NOt orders, but he is allowed to request advice.
[19:41] <Matsumi Kaze> ok...here is the scene that drove me nuts
[19:41] <@Texas_Samurai> Well they're orderin' him t' be free/
[19:41] <Matsumi Kaze> who..the hell..is this
[19:42] <Matsumi Kaze> how does he know tony?
[19:42] <Matsumi Kaze> where did they meet?....wtf
[19:42] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> RANDOM BUDDY IN TRUCK WITH TOYS
[19:42] <Aes> Another deleted scene?
[19:42] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> HE'S PUMAMAN'S Q
[19:43] <Matsumi Kaze> wait..he's me?
[19:43] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> YES
[19:43] <Matsumi Kaze> :O
[19:44] <Matsumi Kaze> wow...aztec guy is kind of a p[BLEEP]y
[19:44] <Mister Dinsdale> HE USED NOCLIP
[19:44] <Aes> 6 on one is tough for any normal human.
[19:44] <Mister Dinsdale> This guy looks like CHAD from Bleach
[19:46] <Matsumi Kaze> nooo not the jaguar :(
[19:46] <Mister Dinsdale> YOUR HANDS ARE CLAWS
[19:46] <Matsumi Kaze> OH WOW HE CAN PULL BACK PRE CUT CEILINGS
[19:47] <Mister Dinsdale> my willwon;t
[19:47] <Potamos> She sounds like Smurfette mitai na
[19:48] <Matsumi Kaze> oh god that sound
[19:48] <Matsumi Kaze> oh god the outfits
[19:48] <Mister Dinsdale> "And son't ever outdress me again"
[19:50] <Matsumi Kaze> wow....guess we don't have alot of head of state
[19:51] * Matsumi Kaze wobbles a mirror in front of Potamos!!!!
[19:52] * Potamos gets dizzy
[19:53] <Matsumi Kaze> YOUR WILL IS MINE!
[19:53] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> Hey you already made Jack your slave stop collecting slaves
[19:54] <Matsumi Kaze> nah I'm evil now :D
[19:54] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> Oh, ok
[19:54] <Matsumi Kaze> wow overact much?
[19:54] <Matsumi Kaze> Dinsdale you are now free!
[19:55] * Mister Dinsdale blinks
[19:55] <Mister Dinsdale> FREE AT LAST
[19:55] <Mister Dinsdale> FREE AT LAST
[19:55] <Matsumi Kaze> also thanks for the crackers and cheese again
[19:56] <Mister Dinsdale> No problemo
[19:56] <Matsumi Kaze> you know..dockers just don't look good on a superhero
[19:57] <Aes> But spandex looks good on no one.
[19:57] <Matsumi Kaze> true enough...
[19:58] <Matsumi Kaze> and skirts only work on some of us
[19:58] <Mister Dinsdale> REFENESTRATION
[19:59] <Matsumi Kaze> why does the head crack?
[19:59] <Aes> Because he is breaking the control.
[19:59] <Mister Dinsdale> Because he's fighring back?
[20:00] <Matsumi Kaze> PYUMAMAN
[20:01] *** BOM CHIKA WOW WOW
[20:02] <Matsumi Kaze> wow so pumas can kill themselves?
[20:02] <Mister Dinsdale> No only Pyumas
[20:03] <Aes> HIbernation?
[20:03] * Solarchos is back
[20:04] <Solarchos> (( Sorry, had to go to the store on a priority errand. ))
[20:06] <Solarchos> SHOOT HIM!
[20:06] <Mister Dinsdale> it has to look like an unfortunate accident!
[20:06] <Mister Dinsdale> lik ethis enure movie~
[20:07] * Solarchos gets the Sniper-Bolter and takes aim. "I'll shoot him just for our own sake!"
[20:08] * Solarchos shoots the bug instead.
[20:08] <Matsumi Kaze> ...solar why did you shoot the screen?
[20:08] <Solarchos> >__>
[20:08] <Solarchos> <__<
[20:09] <Solarchos> Because Donald Pleasance made me do it?
[20:09] <Matsumi Kaze> so now Pyumaman is completely useless
[20:09] <Solarchos> Damn ads...
[20:10] <Solarchos> YES! THE AZTEC SPEAKS FOR ALL OF US!
[20:11] <Solarchos> "I
[20:11] <Solarchos> "I'm sure we can reach...some kind of an agreement."
[20:12] <Solarchos> Ahh, those Pleasance Pauses.
[20:12] <Mister Dinsdale> MISTAH BOND
[20:13] <Matsumi Kaze> QUESTION
[20:13] <Matsumi Kaze> why did the aliens create a mind controlling mask
[20:13] <Matsumi Kaze> if they apperciate free will so much?
[20:13] * Solarchos stares at Matsumi from behind a cheesy gold-painted mask.
[20:13] <Mister Dinsdale> So that we could learn to resist it!
[20:14] <Matsumi Kaze> .......
[20:14] * Matsumi Kaze punches Solar in the face
[20:14] <Solarchos> OW!
[20:15] <Solarchos> Each man is Gary Coleman...
[20:15] <Matsumi Kaze> Aztec guy just constantly get his ass beat
[20:16] <Solarchos> Oh Throne, he got the belt again.
[20:16] <Aes> Or perhaps the mind control is a side effect of its real purpose?
[20:16] * Mister Dinsdale hums the Pyumaman theme ♫
[20:16] <Solarchos> When...you want....the flavor off bacon in a dip!
[20:17] <Matsumi Kaze> jump jump jump!
[20:17] <Solarchos> Man, those meat-slappers and foly-artists are earning their pay tonight.
[20:17] <Solarchos> GRRR, I'M A DEADLY PUMA BE FRIGHTENED OF ME!
[20:18] <Matsumi Kaze> again..why make the mask if it is so easy to abuse it
[20:18] * Solarchos jumps towards Xadium with his hands curled into cheesy claws. :D
[20:19] * @Doctor Xadium falls through exactly placed trap door
[20:19] * @Doctor Xadium flees
[20:19] * Solarchos slaps and claws at the trap door like a sissy! D:<
[20:20] * Solarchos chases after Xadium!
[20:21] * @Doctor Xadium crashesinto fridge, is defeated
[20:21] * Solarchos KNEELS AND GIVES THANKS TO THE PASTA-NECKLACE GODS!
[20:23] <Matsumi Kaze> welp....
[20:24] <Mister Dinsdale> Honor it
[20:24] * Mister Dinsdale nods profondly
[20:24] <Solarchos> I am SO not bringing my children to the Andes Mountains. They are NOT Pyumakits.
[20:25] <Aes> THey will be so sorely disappointed then.
[20:25] <Solarchos> Indeed.
[20:25] <Matsumi Kaze> time for some pyumaman sex :D
[20:25] <Solarchos> And he immediately defiles the holy gift they've given him. ><;;
[20:26] <Mister Dinsdale> Guido Lollobrigida
[20:26] <Aes> Ah yes, the Space Gods 70s...
[20:26] <Solarchos> Whoa! Crow tried to walk out? Wow.
[20:28] <Solarchos> Roger Whittaker?!
[20:29] <Solarchos> XD @ guitar breakage.
[20:30] * ?? scurries behind the group
[20:31] <The Kits> Nitori? Is that you?
[20:31] <Mister Dinsdale> God she is so 80s
[20:31] <Solarchos> ^
[20:31] <Solarchos> 80's? This is 70's right here!
[20:32] * ?? rings little bells........and scurries around...
[20:32] <Matsumi Kaze> god these clips
[20:33] * The Kits suddenly rush through the room, bouncing around maniacally like little Pyumamen!! :D >:3 :D :D
[20:33] * The Kits is away 
[20:34] <Solarchos> Hizzoner?
[20:34] <Solarchos> KOJAK!!!!!
[20:34] <Solarchos> Della Reese? For a moment I thought that was Oprah Whinfrey.
[20:36] * Mister Dinsdale sings along to the theme tune
[20:36] <Solarchos> La-la-la!
[20:36] * Solarchos repeats to himself that it's just a show and should really just relax!
[20:37] * Solarchos RIVERDANCES!
[20:38] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> Lord of Ze Pants
[20:38] <Solarchos> Hey, Lord of the Pants!
[20:38] <Solarchos> Poor Bobo.
[20:39] <Matsumi Kaze> heh
[20:39] * Solarchos points at Xadium. "You're the dodohead!"
[20:40] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> HMPH THE UNMIITGATED GALL
[20:41] * Matsumi Kaze feels like something is watching them >.>
[20:41] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> JACK FROST
[20:41] <Solarchos> Jack Frost?
[20:41] <Grandfather Mushroom> ivaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaanska...
[20:41] * Grandfather Mushroom vanishes
[20:41] <Potamos> that beeping...just now
[20:41] <Solarchos> HAH! ANd Mike almost snookered Brainguy into taking his place!
[20:41] <David O`Cain> Classic stuff.
[20:41] <Potamos> (( I thought I was playing Assasin's Creed for a second there ))
[20:42] <Potamos> (( that beeping during the doors opening ))
[20:42] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> (( XD ))
[20:42] <Matsumi Kaze> ohgodshe'ssohedious
[20:42] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> (( you are being shunted into a typical rsso-finnish life memory~! ))
[20:42] * Solarchos looks around quickly. "Who's speaking Russian?"
[20:42] <Solarchos> Hey David!
[20:43] <Mister Dinsdale> Nasty-ka
[20:43] <Potamos> What movie is this mitai na?
[20:43] <Solarchos> Jack Frost.
[20:43] <Matsumi Kaze> ...the girl who plays the main girl.....she is...really quite beautiful
[20:43] <Mister Dinsdale> Jack Frost
[20:43] <Matsumi Kaze> ...not that I swing that way
[20:43] <David O`Cain> (( Oh booooooo. Got an ad in the middle of the vid. ))
[20:43] <Mister Dinsdale> (( Sorry T_T ))
[20:43] <Potamos> (( coincidentally, I just finished the first case of Apollo Justice...with Olga Orly ))
[20:44] <Mister Dinsdale> (( *rocks out like klavier ))
[20:44] <Solarchos> Ugh, the girl in bed looks horrible.
[20:45] <Solarchos> ...Is that rooster talking?
[20:45] <Matsumi Kaze> TALKING ANIMALS! IMPOSSIBLE!
[20:45] <David O`Cain> Bagawk!
[20:46] <Mister Dinsdale> Yup it's got words for her
[20:46] <Solarchos> Okay, what's so important about her braid?
[20:46] <Matsumi Kaze> ...wonder if that's possible
[20:46] <Matsumi Kaze> remind me to ask Allison and Candy...
[20:47] <Solarchos> "Wicked little viper"? "Wicked little witch"? WTF?
[20:47] <Matsumi Kaze> DOUCHEBAG HOOOOOOOOOO
[20:48] <Mister Dinsdale> Yeah I think the "evil" part of the stepmother thing has been established
[20:48] <Solarchos> Apparently so.
[20:48] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> The sixth doctor going out to get some food
[20:48] <Solarchos> What is up with that guy's mother?!
[20:48] <Potamos> Flower fortune telling?
[20:49] <David O`Cain>“ Nyuk nyuk nyuk nyuk.”
[20:49] <Matsumi Kaze> oh look! wisconsinites!
[20:49] <Mister Dinsdale> Every time I try that I just end up with heartbrea, a dead flower and a mess
[20:49] <David O`Cain> XD
[20:50] * Matsumi Kaze throws popcorn in the air!
[20:50] <Mister Dinsdale> RUNNING WALLET BAG NEW FROM GUCCI
[20:50] <David O`Cain> Damn. He must be superhuman to chuck all those up.
[20:50] <Solarchos> Goodbye clubs!
[20:50] <Mister Dinsdale> THX Cudgels
[20:51] <Mister Dinsdale> Frankly, we have no idea.
[20:51] <Grandfather Mushroom> Ivaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaanska!!!
[20:51] * Grandfather Mushroom appears next to dinsdale and vanishes
[20:51] <Solarchos> ..what the hell was that?
[20:51] * Mister Dinsdale eats Gran. Mushroom
[20:52] <Mister Dinsdale> O_o
[20:52] <Grandfather Mushroom> Ivaaaa- *is eaten*
[20:52] <Mister Dinsdale> o_O
[20:52] *** Grandfather Mushroom has left #suburbansenshi3
[20:52] <David O`Cain> Oh great. Jack's gonna get high.
[20:52] <Matsumi Kaze> ....
[20:52] * Mister Dinsdale goes through the tunnel of lights from 2001
[20:52] * Solarchos gets the Sniper-Bolter and keeps a sharp lookout for the Creepy Mushroom Guy.
[20:52] <Mister Dinsdale> O_O
[20:52] <Matsumi Kaze> oh geez....
[20:53] <Solarchos> Dindale's tripping balls now, isn't he?
[20:53] <Mister Dinsdale> i see it all i see the place where women dare not look i am the kwitzach haderach
[20:53] <Matsumi Kaze> yup
[20:53] * Matsumi Kaze screams and slaps dinsdale
[20:53] <Matsumi Kaze> PERVERT
[20:54] * Mister Dinsdale rotates his head 360 degrees and looks at her O_O
[20:54] <Solarchos> Has his name now become an instrument of death?
[20:54] * Matsumi Kaze pokes dinsdale's eyes
[20:55] <Mister Dinsdale> Paul is dead I am the walrus ga joob ja OWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
[20:55] <Mister Dinsdale> /em snaps out of it
[20:55] <Solarchos> 'He's pursued by a demonic brussel spout."
[20:55] <Mister Dinsdale> Damn that was weird.
[20:55] <David O`Cain> Thanks, Matsumi.
[20:55] * Matsumi Kaze throws a feather!!
[20:56] <Solarchos> NORMAN! THE LOONS! KILL THEM!
[20:56] <David O`Cain> That's no loon. It's an albatross.
[20:57] <Mister Dinsdale> LOL
[20:57] <Matsumi Kaze> the woman in this...was actually a ballerina before she took this job
[20:57] <Solarchos> Koo-koo-chachoo, Dinsdale?
[20:57] <Matsumi Kaze> she apperently almost thought of running off the set the first day of the shoot
[20:58] <Mister Dinsdale> Gesundheit
[20:58] <Mister Dinsdale> Why
[20:58] <Solarchos> Because the movie was THAT bad?
[20:58] <Matsumi Kaze> she got scared
[20:58] <Matsumi Kaze> it was her first film
[20:58] <Potamos> Is that really him mitai na?
[20:59] <Matsumi Kaze> so she was extremenly nervous to get in front of the camera
[20:59] <Potamos> ...no it's not.
[20:59] <Matsumi Kaze> of course not, potamos XD
[20:59] <Mister Dinsdale> It's a brilliant simulation XD
[20:59] <Solarchos> Of course not, Potamos.
[21:00] <Solarchos> Wow, Crow's feisty now!
[21:00] <Solarchos> She's a welder by day and a dancer by night!
[21:01] <Solarchos> How old is that girl anyway?
[21:01] <Mister Dinsdale> ♡ Now Stinker ♡
[21:01] <Matsumi Kaze> whoa he's in a hurry
[21:01] <Mister Dinsdale> Fastest courtship ever
[21:02] <Solarchos> No kidding! He only met her five minutes ago!
[21:02] <Matsumi Kaze> POOR BEAR
[21:02] <Matsumi Kaze> oh god keep motoki out of here
[21:03] <Mister Dinsdale> Chewie's first romance
[21:03] <Solarchos> I don't think even Motoki would want any of that guy.
[21:03] <Mister Dinsdale> he sounds liek a fire engine
[21:03] <David O`Cain> Yeah, the guy's a major douche.
[21:04] <Solarchos> The KGB has her under surveillance!
[21:04] <Matsumi Kaze> aww poor girl
[21:05] <Solarchos> Ivan..Ivan...Ivan with the head of a bear.
[21:06] <David O`Cain> Bite me, wokhead.
[21:06] <Matsumi Kaze> kind of thick, isn't he
[21:06] <Solarchos> And off he goes like the dunce he is.
[21:06] <Mister Dinsdale> Now he relaly had a big head!
[21:07] <Solarchos> I WANT TO DO A GOOD DEED FOR YOU! Meanwhile he's chasing a bunch of young Russian girls...what KIND of deed does he want to do, huh?
[21:07] <David O`Cain> They have a sale on babbooshkas at Bloomingdalesky's!
[21:07] <Matsumi Kaze> aww cute
[21:08] <Potamos> How Not To Be Seen
[21:09] <Solarchos> Wow, now she's an oracle on top of being a witch!
[21:10] <Matsumi Kaze> wow he healed that guy!
[21:10] <Solarchos> He's not a werewolf. He's a werebear!
[21:10] <Solarchos> It's a miracle! NOT!
[21:10] <Mister Dinsdale> Teddy Ruxpin?
[21:11] <Matsumi Kaze> wow that's lovely????
[21:11] <Solarchos> What is up with braids?
[21:11] <David O`Cain> What a b[BLEEP]ch.
[21:11] <Matsumi Kaze> awwwwwwwww
[21:11] <psYchO_saKi> She's as pale as me
[21:12] <Matsumi Kaze> now that takes some doing
[21:13] <Solarchos> Oh f[BLEEP]k! Is that Baba Yaga?!
[21:13] <Solarchos> BABE!!! NOoooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
[21:13] <Matsumi Kaze> nope, Solar
[21:13] <David O`Cain> Noooooo, Babe!
[21:13] <Matsumi Kaze> NOOOOO BAB......that makes me hungry
[21:14] <psYchO_saKi> Da VINDOW NEED VIPING
[21:14] <Solarchos> Little idiot?
[21:15] <Solarchos> The very image of her father? Throne, what a b[BLEEP]ch.
[21:15] * Matsumi Kaze sticks bear ears on solar "now you're a bear"
[21:16] <David O`Cain> Grr.
[21:16] <Solarchos> Dinsdale ate that little mushroom guy earlier. Is HE going to turn into a bear now?
[21:16] * Solarchos looks at Matsumi. "GR!:
[21:16] <Solarchos> ^GRR!
[21:16] * Mister Dinsdale is a big cuddly huggable teddy bear in a fedora
[21:16] <David O`Cain> XD
[21:16] <Matsumi Kaze> :O
[21:17] * Matsumi Kaze tries to cage dinsdale
[21:17] <Solarchos> :O
[21:17] * Mister Dinsdale is caged
[21:17] <Solarchos> Poor Dinsdale.
[21:18] <Matsumi Kaze> we'll sell him to a zoo
[21:18] * Solarchos tries to bury Xadium in the dirt, taking his bear simualtion to the extreme.
[21:18] <David O`Cain> Awww.
[21:18] * @Doctor Xadium is buried alive.... buried alive... buried alive...
[21:18] <Potamos> Uwaaah, Jack the teddy!
[21:19] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> SOLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
[21:19] <Matsumi Kaze> Gems you better save your husband
[21:19] * @Doctor Xadium echoes into space
[21:19] <Solarchos> Kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirk~!
[21:19] * Mister Dinsdale cries cute rhinestone tears
[21:20] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> LOL "he's READY to take a wife ♫"
[21:20] * Matsumi Kaze frees dinsdale
[21:20] * Solarchos unburies Xadium. ^__^
[21:21] <Solarchos> MWA-hahahahahahahahaha!
[21:21] <Mister Dinsdale> /ms sits there are cuddly and felt
[21:21] <Solarchos> Mushroom guy!
[21:21] * @Doctor Xadium spits up some dirt
[21:21] <Solarchos>“ Mushroom Guy's starting to piss me off!”
[21:23] <Solarchos> Throne, her dad is such a tool.
[21:23] <Matsumi Kaze> so Gems...does this mean Geminin is your wicked sister?
[21:24] <@Texas_Samurai> Nah, she's th' best sister anyone could have! :D
[21:24] <Matsumi Kaze> poor poor girl :(
[21:25] <Mister Dinsdale> T_T
[21:25] <Solarchos> I don't think I've met her yet.
[21:25] <David O`Cain> Doh! Damn potholes!
[21:25] <Solarchos> NASTIYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
[21:26] <Solarchos> ...That man has no spine.
[21:26] <Matsumi Kaze> oh god...baba yaga
[21:26] <Matsumi Kaze> ...who is played by a man
[21:26] <Solarchos> Crap. So THAT'S Baba Yaga.
[21:26] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> LOL why didn't he jus WHAT
[21:27] <David O`Cain> Ugly.
[21:27] <Matsumi Kaze> yes baba yaga is played by a man
[21:27] <Solarchos> WHO CARES WHERE THE DAMN HOUSE IS FACING?!?!?!
[21:28] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> Yeah just walk around JEEZ
[21:28] <Solarchos> They're acting like damn 1st graders.
[21:28] <David O`Cain> She just farted?
[21:28] <Matsumi Kaze> it's mostly cause of the fo..oh my god walking trees
[21:28] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> EVIL DEAD TREES
[21:28] <Solarchos> When Treants go bad.
[21:28] <David O`Cain> I told them they were overwatering!
[21:29] <Solarchos> :O
[21:29] <Pepperpot> Hello Mrs. Non-Gorilla?
[21:30] * Solarchos looks at Pepperpot.
[21:30] *** Pepperpot is your average everyday Pepperpot

[21:30] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> Pepper potts?
[21:30] <Solarchos> Witch-abuse is a terrible thing to see.
[21:31] <Solarchos> ...Santa Claus?
[21:31] <Matsumi Kaze> eeeh?
[21:31] <Matsumi Kaze> see I like the original version of the story.....
[21:31] <Mister Dinsdale> GANDALLLF
[21:31] <Matsumi Kaze> where jack frost freezes the stepsister to DEATH
[21:32] <David O`Cain> Really, Matsumi?
[21:32] <Matsumi Kaze> yup
[21:32] <Solarchos> Well, I've gotta go for the night. See you all later.
[21:32] <David O`Cain> Well deserved I hope.
[21:33] <David O`Cain> Later, Solar.
[21:33] <Matsumi Kaze> night solar
[21:33] <Mister Dinsdale> See ya Sol
[21:33] *** Solarchos [Fallen0081@EnclaveFedCom.Net] has left #suburbansenshi3 (WHOA! MY MUFFINS! :O)
[21:34] <David O`Cain> Running a bit rich there, Frost.
[21:34] <Matsumi Kaze> ..that sleigh is actually cool
[21:34] <Mister Dinsdale> Yeah
[21:36] <Mister Dinsdale> Didn't he just ROAST HER
[21:36] <David O`Cain> He just took her out to check if she's done.
[21:38] <Matsumi Kaze> STOP..HITTING YOURSELF
[21:39] <David O`Cain> I'mmmmmm bacon! Baconbaconbaconbacon!
[21:40] <Mister Dinsdale> bacon! baconbaconbaconbaconbaconbaconbaconbaconbaconbacon!
[21:41] <Matsumi Kaze> KITTY
[21:41] <Mister Dinsdale> the bionic dog!
[21:42] <Matsumi Kaze> so the staff turns a person transparent?
[21:42] <David O`Cain> Or at least ghostly?
[21:42] <Mister Dinsdale> It just phtooshopped her layer to 79% opacity
[21:43] <Matsumi Kaze> STOP HITTING YOURSELF...again
[21:43] <Mister Dinsdale> Who lives in this house? Who will open the door?
[21:45] <Matsumi Kaze> :r...I am getting so hungry
[21:45] <Mister Dinsdale> Earl Torgeson
[21:45] <David O`Cain> Feast after this guys?
[21:47] <Mister Dinsdale> Cannibal pigs!
[21:48] <Matsumi Kaze> ..ok....so somehow love saves teh day....somehow...
[21:48] <Mister Dinsdale> T_T <-- happy tears
[21:49] <Matsumi Kaze> ....
[21:49] <Potamos> (( I'm headed off ))
[21:49] <Matsumi Kaze> (( night! ))
[21:49] <Mister Dinsdale> (( gnight! ))
[21:50] <Matsumi Kaze> aww poor kitty
[21:50] <Matsumi Kaze> poor guy!
[21:50] <David O`Cain> (( Night, Bucket. ))
[21:51] <Mister Dinsdale> LOOOK WHO'S HERE!
[21:51] <Matsumi Kaze> awww sweet!
[21:52] <Matsumi Kaze> ah the russian national sport of mocking the ugly
[21:53] <Mister Dinsdale> DAMN MAFUSHKA RAGE
[21:53] <Matsumi Kaze> ...is she eating onions?
[21:53] <Mister Dinsdale> Never notied that before
[21:54] <Mister Dinsdale> WHO IS THIS FREAK OF NATURE
[21:54] <Mister Dinsdale> i love how the riffs fit into this
[21:54] <David O`Cain> Sad dwarves?
[21:56] <Matsumi Kaze> I have the DVD...and yes...she was eating onions
[21:57] <David O`Cain> Woof. I can only imagine how bad her breath stunk.
[22:00] <Matsumi Kaze> WHOOPS..there's the clubs
[22:00] <David O`Cain> Well, he did warn them.
[22:00] <Mister Dinsdale> I think that guy's really hurt!
[22:01] <Matsumi Kaze> again..I love how in the real story the stepsister dies......and then the stepmother dies too
[22:01] <David O`Cain> Poetic justice, Matsumi?
[22:02] <Mister Dinsdale> Wow you just love murder don't you XD
[22:02] <Matsumi Kaze> hey it's russian folktales..you know how those are
[22:03] <Matsumi Kaze> OH GOD WHAT THE HELL TOM SERVO
[22:04] <Aes> Indeed, it is a land where they sleep on top of the stoves in the winter.
[22:07] <Matsumi Kaze> THE SOUND OF SILENCE
[22:07] <Mister Dinsdale> aww dammit the shound
[22:08] * Matsumi Kaze texts Harriet asking if she could see if they'd run into any problems doing A Princess of Mars as a play
[22:09] * Harriet S. Weinberg, Esq. texts back she'll get the rights
[22:09] * Matsumi Kaze texts back a thanks
[22:10] <Matsumi Kaze> whoa we're ending on a joel!
[22:10] <David O`Cain> Niiice.
[22:10] <David O`Cain> Which movie, though?
[22:11] <Matsumi Kaze> true true..what is this movie?
[22:11] <@Texas_Samurai> "Bride of the Monster"
[22:11] <Matsumi Kaze> oh god
[22:11] <Matsumi Kaze> we're ending on an Ed Woods film XD
[22:11] <David O`Cain> Bride of Frankenstein?
[22:12] <Matsumi Kaze> what would we see if we hooked up this to X I wonder
[22:12] *** @Doctor Xadium [friendlytech14627237@circuitsmaximus.com] has left #suburbansenshi3 (flees)
[22:12] <David O`Cain> XD
[22:13] <Matsumi Kaze> ...we don't even have that machine...
[22:13] <Matsumi Kaze> why did he run?
[22:13] <David O`Cain> Scare, probably.
[22:13] * @Texas_Samurai giggles hysterically
[22:15] <David O`Cain> Damn. That chair would make quite a torture seat. O_o
[22:15] <Matsumi Kaze> Subaru would probably buy that chair
[22:16] <David O`Cain> Perhaps.
[22:16] <Matsumi Kaze> ED WOOD...NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
[22:17] <David O`Cain> Junior, though.
[22:18] <Matsumi Kaze> have you ever noticed there are no more door to door salesmen
[22:18] <David O`Cain> Strangely enough, yeah.
[22:18] <Matsumi Kaze> also...
[22:19] * Aes is away 
[22:19] <Matsumi Kaze> how would selling a car door to door work?
[22:19] * Mongoosetiger Zzzzz.
[22:19] *** Mongoosetiger [Bioroid@aescapalus.org] has left #suburbansenshi3 (Byee!)
[22:19] <Matsumi Kaze> seriously how?
[22:20] <@Texas_Samurai> "Come in down t' our dealership"
[22:20] <Matsumi Kaze> ♫ see the US in your Chevolet ♫
[22:21] <Matsumi Kaze> back when every man wore a hat
[22:23] <David O`Cain> Don't forget suit and tie.
[22:23] <Matsumi Kaze> and cigerettes were A-OK!
[22:24] <Matsumi Kaze> what kind of car do you have, gems?...or do you not drive >.>
[22:25] <@Texas_Samurai> Don't really drive, Ah can, but Ah ain't got a car.
[22:25] <Matsumi Kaze> so what was this movie suppose to teach us?
[22:26] <@Texas_Samurai> How t' sell?
[22:26] <Matsumi Kaze> TO BE CONTINUED!
[22:26] * Matsumi Kaze STARTS SCREAMING!!!!!
[22:27] <David O`Cain> Bela Legosi? Drac? How'd they rope him in this flick?
[22:27] <Matsumi Kaze> cause he was desperate
[22:28] <David O`Cain>“ Blah! I am Count Dracula, and you're not!”
[22:28] <Matsumi Kaze> YAY FOR STOCK FOOTAGE
[22:28] <Mister Dinsdale> "A sequel, entitled Night of the Ghouls, was finished in 1959, but due to last-minute financial problems, was not released until 1987."
[22:29] <Matsumi Kaze> oh yes I've heard of that
[22:29] <Matsumi Kaze> it's..sort of a sequel
[22:29] <Matsumi Kaze> in that it has one character who shares the same name
[22:29] <Matsumi Kaze> VHAT DO YOU VANT!?
[22:30] <Matsumi Kaze> TIME FOR GO TO BED
[22:31] <Matsumi Kaze> oh hey it's the octopus prop they stole!
[22:31] <Matsumi Kaze> ..which they really did
[22:32] <Matsumi Kaze> how do these footage fit in anyway?
[22:32] <David O`Cain> Mmmm, could go for some fried calimari about now.
[22:33] <Matsumi Kaze> awwww it's trying to hug him!
[22:33] <Mister Dinsdale> In the 1994 satirical biopic Ed Wood, it is alleged that Wood and the filmmakers stole the mechanical octopus (previously used in the film Wake of the Red Witch) from the Republic Studios backlot, while failing to steal the motor which enabled the prop to move realistically, To remedy the lack of movement from the octopus prop, whenever someone was killed by the monster in the film, they simply flailed around in the shallow water while holding the tentacles to imitate movement.
[22:34] <Matsumi Kaze> !! a musical!
[22:34] <Matsumi Kaze> and...Joel is not a half bad singer
[22:36] <Matsumi Kaze> actually this looks like it would be a fun thing to put on
[22:37] <Matsumi Kaze> ♫ SEE THE US IN YOUR CHER- ♫
[22:37] <Matsumi Kaze> aww commercial sign
[22:38] <Matsumi Kaze> so..basically...radation can do anything?
[22:39] <@Texas_Samurai> Ah guess?
[22:39] * David O`Cain shrugs
[22:39] <Matsumi Kaze> god it's kind of sad to see Bela Legosi doing this...
[22:40] <Matsumi Kaze> ..then again he was kind of boring in Dracula >.>
[22:41] <Matsumi Kaze> AHAHAHA...misuse of power is helerious
[22:42] <Mister Dinsdale> LOL Kelton
[22:42] * Matsumi Kaze walks over and gets more popcorn..and offers some to everyone
[22:43] * Mister Dinsdale takes and noms, thanks
[22:43] <@Texas_Samurai> Thanks!
[22:43] <Matsumi Kaze> no problem!
[22:44] <Matsumi Kaze> Kelton: the police station's b[BLEEP]ch
[22:45] <Mister Dinsdale> LOL "Give him back the ring"
[22:48] <Matsumi Kaze> oh god this guy
[22:49] <Matsumi Kaze> so.....the ceature is suppose to be the Loch Ness monster
[22:49] <Matsumi Kaze> whut
[22:49] <David O`Cain> Why does Beard Guy remind me of Vincent Price besides appearance?
[22:50] <Mister Dinsdale> He sounds like he could pull off the creepy thriller laugh
[22:51] <Matsumi Kaze> so we don't belive in monsters but it's ok to investigate if there is on!
[22:51] <Matsumi Kaze> *one!
[22:52] <Matsumi Kaze> kinky
[22:53] <@Texas_Samurai> /mr giggles
[22:53] * Matsumi Kaze tosses a (fake) snake at Gemini
[22:54] * @Texas_Samurai catches it
[22:54] * @Texas_Samurai looks at it
[22:54] <Matsumi Kaze> :O
[22:54] <@Texas_Samurai> They'd eat these back at th' ranch.
[22:55] <David O`Cain> Snake burgers?
[22:55] <@Texas_Samurai> More or less!
[22:55] <Matsumi Kaze> yucky!
[22:57] <Matsumi Kaze> you will sleep...sleep....sleeeeeeep
[22:58] <Matsumi Kaze> I could never live near a swamp
[22:58] <David O`Cain> Sleeeeeep.
[22:58] <Matsumi Kaze> too many skeeters
[22:59] * @Texas_Samurai rubs her eyes, is gettin' sleepy
[23:00] <Matsumi Kaze> tired, gems?
[23:00] <@Texas_Samurai> Yeah...
[23:00] <Matsumi Kaze> maybe you should go to bed
[23:01] <@Texas_Samurai> Ah will in a bit...
[23:01] * @Texas_Samurai has t' shut off th; video after th' movies ><
[23:02] <Matsumi Kaze> aw
[23:02] <David O`Cain> Stupid parrot.
[23:03] <Matsumi Kaze> apperetly Tor Johnson...guy who plays Lobo.....really super nice guy
[23:04] <Matsumi Kaze> well this is here and I'm me
[23:05] <Matsumi Kaze> Lobo's from Tibet?
[23:06] *** Ugh I'm sorry guys I have a bad headache and i've stayed up too late
[23:06] *** I can't leave it streaming all night
[23:06] <Matsumi Kaze> (( that's fine ))
[23:06] <Matsumi Kaze> (( dude it's fine ))
[23:06] *** Sorry ><
[23:06] <Matsumi Kaze> (( no problem ^^ ))
[23:06] <Matsumi Kaze> (( get sleep ))
[23:06] *** we'll do this again sometime
[23:06] <Matsumi Kaze> (( trust me..I'm in the same shape ))
[23:07] <Matsumi Kaze> (( lets! ))
[23:07] * @Texas_Samurai waves t' everyone
[23:07] <Matsumi Kaze> night gems!
[23:07] <@Texas_Samurai> G'night, y'all!
[23:07] *** @Texas_Samurai [shiny@lonestar.com] has left #suburbansenshi3 (gonna have a hard day tomorroah)
[23:08] *** Matsumi Kaze [AirGal@QTech.com] has left #suburbansenshi3
[23:08] <David O`Cain> Night, Gemini.
[23:08] *** David O`Cain [JRPMoonSoldier@MKArmyRanger.mil] has left #suburbansenshi3
[00:31] <@spiritflame> Current Location is: room 1604
[00:31] *** Joanna Smithson has joined #suburbansenshi3
[00:31] <@spiritflame> konbanwa joanna smithson
[00:31] * Joanna Smithson quietly tries to sleep in bed, hugging the pillow as she softly snores
[00:32] * Joanna Smithson turns as she hears some knocking at the door....and tries to ignore it
[00:32] * Joanna Smithson turns again as the knocking continues
[00:33] * Joanna Smithson slowly opens her eyes and turns on bedside lamp, grumbling
[00:34] <Joanna Smithson> ..who the f[BLEEP]k..
[00:34] * Joanna Smithson gets out of her bed and walks towards the door, unlatching it and opening it
[00:34] <Matsumi Kaze> hey sis!
[00:35] <Joanna Smithson> ...do you have any idea what time it is
[00:35] <Matsumi Kaze> yeah..I know it's late...
[00:36] * Joanna Smithson tries to shut the door but Matsumi stops it with her foot
[00:36] <Joanna Smithson> ugh..fine..what do you want
[00:37] <Matsumi Kaze> well I was wondering if you'd like to go visit subaru tomorrow
[00:37] <Joanna Smithson> ..you do know I have work right.......and baseball club after that
[00:37] <Matsumi Kaze> well...maybe not tomorrow..but sometime this week...
[00:38] <Joanna Smithson> I work all week....
[00:38] <Matsumi Kaze> pweeease *_*
[00:38] * Joanna Smithson frowns and sighs "..fine....I'll see if I can make some time..."
[00:38] <Matsumi Kaze> you won't regret it!
[00:39] <Joanna Smithson> yeah yeah.....just..night sis
[00:39] <Matsumi Kaze> night!
[00:39] *** Matsumi Kaze [AirGal@QTech.com] has left #suburbansenshi3 (*leaves*)
[00:40] * Joanna Smithson shuts the door, relatching it and sighs
[00:40] * Joanna Smithson shuts the door, relatching it and sighs
[00:40] * Joanna Smithson walks back towards her bedroom..and pauses...looking up at the mantal of her fireplace..and at the new picture placed on it
[00:41] * Joanna Smithson shakes her head and heads back to her bedroom, climbing into bed
[00:41] <Joanna Smithson> ..girl is nuts
[00:41] * Joanna Smithson turns off the light
[00:41] *** Joanna Smithson has left #suburbansenshi3 (back to sleep)

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[20:50] <@spiritflame> Current Location is: The Hotel, Meeting Room 5
[20:50] *** Paisley Pythia Peinforte [paisely_p@firstcircle.karn03-kasterborusrelay.sen] has joined #suburbansenshi3
[20:50] <@spiritflame> konbanwa paisley pythia peinforte
[20:50] *** The Actuary [nsx@tokyo.japan.unit.org] has joined #suburbansenshi3
[20:50] <@spiritflame> konbanwa the actuary
[20:50] *** @Sakura Xadium Aino [cherryblossomstorm@ishtarterra.venus.cmn] has joined #suburbansenshi3
[20:50] *** @spiritflame sets mode +o @Sakura Xadium Aino
[20:50] <@spiritflame> konbanwa @sakura xadium aino
[20:50] *** @Doctor Xadium [friendlytech14627237@circuitsmaximus.com] has joined #suburbansenshi3
[20:50] *** @spiritflame sets mode +o @Doctor Xadium
[20:50] <@spiritflame> konbanwa @doctor xadium
[20:51] <The Actuary> Are you sure about this, Father?
[20:51] * @Doctor Xadium GRINS
[20:51] * Sakura Xadium Aino looks at Doctor Xadium.
[20:51] *** Doctor Xadium is



More information about him is Here.
His image Song is: 'Back in Black' by AC / DC. He is Level 1.
Doctor Xadium is an IRC Operator - Channel Administrator
[20:51] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> ...I haven't seen that look on your face in a long time...
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[20:51] <@spiritflame> konbanwa
[20:52] *** Vaxilan [@#$@Q$@#$Q@#] has joined #suburbansenshi3
[20:52] <@spiritflame> konbanwa vaxilan
[20:52] * Vaxilan steps out of thin air
[20:52] <Vaxilan> So, I saw your video message, Xadium.
[20:52] <Vaxilan> Fairly cheeky.
[20:53] * Vaxilan leans against his cane. "But really, do you think you're going to be able to defeat me?"
[20:53] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> Think? No. Know? I'm sure.
[20:53] * @Doctor Xadium snaps his fingers, and the lights go off in the conference room
[20:54] * Vaxilan stiffens and braces for an attack, but a spotlight snaps on over him, and another over noriko and one more over Xadium
[20:55] * Vaxilan blinks
[20:55] <Vaxilan> What is this?
[20:55] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> This... is a trial.
[20:56] <Vaxilan> ...What?
[20:56] <The Actuary> Your trial, Lord Vaxilan.
[20:56] * The Actuary slaps down documents on a table. "This is being broadcast to the Supreme Council of Time Lords."
[20:57] <Vaxilan> ...You... are going to put... me on Trial?
[20:57] * Vaxilan LAUGHS
[20:57] <The Actuary> ...And to the general populace.
[20:58] * Vaxilan frowns, and quiets down, and more dangerously asks, "what is this, my student."
[20:58] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Oh, and I have the eyes of Karn watching this as well.
[20:58] <The Actuary> This... is my final exam.
[20:58] <The Actuary> And yours.
[20:59] <Vaxilan> You have no authority to challenge me! I am your superior!
[20:59] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> You forget, she's an accredited Gallifreyan Prosecutor... a Valeyard.
[21:00] <The Actuary> A role I used to great effect when I first came here, if you recall~
[21:00] <The Actuary> And in that capacity... I hereby indict you for the most heinous crime imaginable.
[21:00] * Vaxilan laughs
[21:00] <Vaxilan> And what would that be?
[21:01] * The Actuary plays back a security log
[21:01] <The Actuary> ♦ [22:37] <Vaxilan> If The Doctor had done his job when I asked him to...
[21:02] <The Actuary> ♦ [22:38] <Vaxilan> One ",oment of conscience" by the Doctor
[21:02] <Vaxilan> ....
[21:02] <The Actuary> ♦ [22:39] <Vaxilan> Yes. The Daleks... and Davros, would have been destroyed!
[21:02] <The Actuary> ♦ [22:39] <Vaxilan> Instead we nearly lost EVERYTHING.
[21:02] <Vaxilan> What are you...
[21:03] * The Actuary SLAMS her hands on the table
[21:03] <The Actuary> I INDICT YOU FOR THE ATTEMPTED GENOCIDE OF THE DALEKS THAT TRIGGERED THE MOST DESTRUCTIVE CONFLICT IN TIME LORD HISTORY SINCE THE GREAT WAR WITH THE VAMPIRES!
[21:04] <The Actuary> I INDICT YOU FOR THE INSITGATION OF THE LAST GREAT TIME WAR THAT NEARLY WIPED OUT OUR SPECIES!
[21:04] * Vaxilan REELS
[21:05] * Paisley Pythia Peinforte throws up an infodial that shows the people of Gallifrey screaming in anger at large viewscreens, and the Sisterhood of Karn deliberating amongst themselves
[21:05] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Karn was also burned thanks to that war... along with six other planets in the Kasterborous system.
[21:06] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> We blamed the Daleks.
[21:06] <The Actuary> But it's clear now, in your capacity as an agent of the Celestial Intervention Agency, you STARTED the bloodletting by setting the Doctor loose... with orders to terminate the Daleks.
[21:07] * Vaxilan smirks
[21:07] <The Actuary> ...
[21:07] <Vaxilan> You're leaking classified information, Madame Valeyard.
[21:07] <Vaxilan> That is a capitol offense~
[21:08] * The Actuary REELS.... then smirks
[21:08] <The Actuary> Thanks. I'll thank all present to note what was just said.
[21:08] <Vaxilan> What? That you just dug your own grave?
[21:09] <The Actuary> Oh, you mean by quoting what YOU said in PUBLIC? In front of non-Time Lords/
[21:09] <Vaxilan> ....
[21:10] <The Actuary> I'm within my powers to do so, as a COURT OFFICER.
[21:10] * Vaxilan snarls
[21:10] * Vaxilan leans forward on his cane
[21:11] <The Actuary> A separate military tribunal can be held~
[21:11] <The Actuary> If you want that~
[21:11] <Vaxilan> Yes! I invoke my right to a secret tribunal!
[21:11] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> How's that playing back h---
[21:12] * @Doctor Xadium quirts down as loud boos can be heard through Paisley's infodial
[21:12] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> Ooh, I don't think the public likes that~
[21:12] <Vaxilan> the public be damned! Military secrets take precedence!
[21:12] <The Actuary> Oh right, because we're on a war footing.
[21:13] <The Actuary> A War footing YOU CAUSED.
[21:13] * the boos get louder
[21:13] <Vaxilan> I make no apologies!
[21:13] <Vaxilan> I did what I did to SECURE OUR FUTURE
[21:13] <Vaxilan> TO SECURE GALLIFREY
[21:14] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> Yes, yes, securing it by getting the Daleks to Firebomb it~
[21:14] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> I see what you did there!
[21:14] <Vaxilan> ...THE DOCTOR DIDN'T FOLLOW HIS ORDERS!
[21:14] <The Actuary> The orders... to kill the Daleks?
[21:15] <Vaxilan> Yes!
[21:15] <Vaxilan> That damn renegade! He caused this!
[21:15] <The Actuary> The orders... to kill all the Daleks?
[21:15] <Vaxilan> YES
[21:15] <The Actuary> The order... TO COMMIT GENOCIDE?!
[21:15] <Vaxilan> ....
[21:16] <The Actuary> THE ONE CRIME THAT STILL WARRANTS THE DEATH PENALTY!
[21:16] <Vaxilan> IT WAS FOR THE GREATER GOOD!
[21:16] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> You know... this is why laws exist, Lord Vaxilan.
[21:17] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> Why laws against Genocide exist.
[21:17] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> Because the Time Lords of old knew... they KNEW that exercising that kind of ultimate power could lead to nothing but further hate and destruction. Our own shattered worlds stand as PROOF of that axiom!
[21:18] <Vaxilan> YOU WEAK, PATHETIC FOOLS!
[21:18] <The Actuary> No.
[21:18] <The Actuary> We are NOT weak, nor pathetic.
[21:18] <The Actuary> Becuase we stand against your madness.
[21:18] <Vaxilan> YOU. YOU WERE MY PROTEGÉ.
[21:18] <Vaxilan> YOU WERE TO INHEREIT MY POSITION!
[21:19] <The Actuary> You know?
[21:19] <The Actuary> I don't WANT IT.
[21:19] <The Actuary> I don't want to run around KILLING on the premise that it MIGHT make things better.
[21:19] <Vaxilan> You just couldn't cut it. Neither you, nor your father.
[21:19] <Vaxilan> Weak moralists.
[21:20] <Vaxilan> You've been corrupted by these EPHEMERALS
[21:20] * Vaxilan glares at Gemini, who walked in
[21:20] * @Texas_Samurai looks SO hurt.
[21:20] <The Actuary> "Ephemerals".
[21:20] <The Actuary> We call them that because their life spans are so much shorter than ours.
[21:21] <The Actuary> But they show us SO much.
[21:21] <The Actuary> So much we can learn from.
[21:21] <@Texas_Samurai> The consquences of anger, and rage, and hurt.
[21:21] <The Actuary> ^
[21:22] * @Texas_Samurai is tearin' up, she honestly thought vaxy was her friend
[21:22] <The Actuary> Consquences of rash actions, foolish actions.
[21:22] <The Actuary> When I came here, I was like you, Vaxilan.
[21:22] <The Actuary> I looked only at the ends.
[21:22] <The Actuary> The means were irrelevant.
[21:22] <The Actuary> I used whatever I had to, whoever I had to.
[21:23] <The Actuary> I did whatI THOUGHT was "neccessary."
[21:23] <The Actuary> And I hurt so many people.
[21:23] <The Actuary> When All I had to do in the end... was work WITH them.
[21:23] <Vaxilan> Oh, spare me this sanctimony.
[21:24] <Vaxilan> It's easy for you comforted, pampered CHILDREN to moralize.
[21:24] <Vaxilan> To pretend that you have all the answers.
[21:24] <Vaxilan> YOU DON'T.
[21:25] <Vaxilan> So the Time War happened.
[21:25] <Vaxilan> SO WHAT.
[21:25] <Vaxilan> If it hadn't been the Daleks, it would have been US. Against OURSELVES.
[21:25] <Vaxilan> The War allowed us to UNITE as ONE.
[21:26] <Vaxilan> No morerival houses, rival chapters in their various colors.
[21:26] <Vaxilan> Just one color. The RED OF WAR.
[21:26] <The Actuary> United. As Lemmings. Marching off a CLIFF.
[21:26] <The Actuary> the RED OF BLOOD and DEATH.
[21:27] <Vaxilan> They'll never prosecute me.
[21:27] <The Actuary> *I* am PROSECUTING YOU.
[21:28] <Vaxilan> One word. One word from me, and the Supreme Council will have you IMPRISONED.
[21:28] * Vaxilan smirks and presses the jewel on his cane "I am going to erase this whole proceeding from HISTORY"
[21:28] * @Doctor Xadium looks to Paisley
[21:29] * Paisley Pythia Peinforte already has her eyes closed, and is chanting.
[21:29] * Vaxilan frowns, pressing the button again and again, yet the views of the trial showing up on screens on Gallifrey remains
[21:29] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> Sorry, Vaxy-waxy, but that's not a go.
[21:30] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> The Entire Sisterhood of the Flame, from all over the universe... has linked together and is counterbalancing the Vortex against your interference.
[21:30] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> Face it. This trial? It's a Thing.
[21:31] * Vaxilan GNASHES his teeth, his customary coolk all but gone.
[21:31] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> And you should know it's VERY impolitic to speak for the Supreme Council.
[21:31] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> I know that the Great Houses don't like it. Fo' Sure!
[21:32] <Vaxilan> What are you nattering about, Bly... ledg...
[21:32] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> That's right.
[21:32] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> Blyledge.
[21:32] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> You're TALKING to the head of one of the OLDEST Houses on Gallifrey.
[21:33] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> And *I* Move to Censure you, and strip you of your rank and title.
[21:33] <Vaxilan> You're... JSUT ONE.
[21:33] <Vaxilan> And you're MY STUDENT.
[21:33] <Vaxilan> You'll carry the stink of this, Blyledge!
[21:33] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> Hmm! Maybes!
[21:34] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> - Let's see what the rest of the Supreme Council thinks -
[21:34] <Vaxilan> ....
[21:34] <Vaxilan> this is a FARSE!
[21:35] <Vaxilan> Your sister couldn't hold her own in combat, and this is your petty revenge against me!
[21:35] <The Actuary> Combat.
[21:35] <The Actuary> You don't get it, do you?
[21:35] <The Actuary> This is how I fight now.
[21:35] <The Actuary> Not with claws, or fists, or guns.
[21:36] <The Actuary> But with my HEART, and MIND.
[21:36] <The Actuary> And those are weapons... YOU CAN NEVER DEFEAT.
[21:36] * @Sakura Xadium Aino checks her watch. "Looks like the Supreme Council's carried my motion."
[21:37] * Vaxilan GROWLS, ansd wuickly taps his cane twice on the ground
[21:37] <Vaxilan> I Refuse this!
[21:37] * Vaxilan starts to teleport out
[21:37] * a transparent bubble surrounds Vaxilan
[21:37] * Vaxilan falls backwards, losing his grip on his cane
[21:37] <Vaxilan> WHAT?!
[21:37] * Vaxilan stads
[21:38] * Thrash stands there, eating a taco and holding a small round object
[21:38] * Vaxilan feels the edges of the bubble
[21:38] <Vaxilan> YOU!
[21:38] <Thrash> like it? Quantum Phase bubble...
[21:38] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> Ahh Thrashy, milad, impeccable timing as ever~
[21:38] <Thrash> you're here..but not here...stuck between the here and now the then and soon to come
[21:38] <Vaxilan> TRINKETS!
[21:38] * Vaxilan grabs his cane and FOCUSES, seeming to vibrate like the Flash
[21:39] * Vaxilan syncronizes with the bubble and SLICES it open
[21:39] <Thrash> huh..didn't expect that
[21:39] * ANOTHER forefield appears around him
[21:39] * this one shimmers gold... it's an extremely old and powerful field... think War Games
[21:40] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> ....
[21:40] <Thrash> oh my my my
[21:40] <The Actuary> What...
[21:40] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> ....
[21:40] *** Hazel Ninegate [hazenine@shada.sen] has joined #suburbansenshi3
[21:40] <@spiritflame> konbanwa hazel ninegate
[21:40] <Vaxilan> ... Haxenine....
[21:40] <Thrash> .....now this is surprising
[21:40] * Hazel Ninegate walks in, a mask of rage on her face
[21:41] <Hazel Ninegate> Her family might be old *points to Blyledge*
[21:41] <Hazel Ninegate> But MINE is one of the FOUNDING families of Gallifrey.
[21:41] <Hazel Ninegate> Now I might be a.... Bad girl... rarely talked about...
[21:42] <Hazel Ninegate> But I LOVE my world.
[21:42] <Hazel Ninegate> And you...
[21:43] * Thrash eats some popcorn
[21:43] <Hazel Ninegate> YOU nearly DESTROYED everything WE built.
[21:43] * Hazel Ninegate stretches her hand forth and closes it... the forcefield starts to contract
[21:44] * Vaxilan staggers back, the field is started to press him in
[21:44] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> Hazel...
[21:45] <Hazel Ninegate> - Let me finish him. Vaporization is too good for him -
[21:45] <Thrash> ...
[21:45] <@Texas_Samurai> ...
[21:45] * there are cries for blood from Karn and Gallifrey and the other Shining Worlds
[21:46] <Hazel Ninegate> - The people have rendered their verdict, madame prosecutor. -
[21:46] * Hazel Ninegate squeezes more, the field has him wrapped like a sausage
[21:46] * Vaxilan is pinned, starting to be crushed
[21:47] <The Actuary> - I agree, Vaporization is too good for him -
[21:47] <@Texas_Samurai> nori!
[21:47] <The Actuary> He has to LIVE.
[21:47] <Hazel Ninegate> - WHAT?! WHY?! -
[21:48] <The Actuary> He has to live. Imprisoned. Humilated, Vilified. A warning to the next HUNDRED Generations that some things come at too high a price.
[21:48] * Vaxilan starts to chuckle
[21:49] <Vaxilan> Th...weakness.... there it is... again...
[21:49] <Hazel Ninegate> IS that what you want?
[21:49] <Hazel Ninegate> SO BE IT!
[21:49] * Hazel Ninegate THRUSTS her hand into the field, grabs Vaxilan's tongue and RIPS IT OUT.
[21:49] * Vaxilan GASPS, clawing at his throat
[21:50] <Thrash> !?
[21:50] <Hazel Ninegate> I Name Thee Vaxilan the SILENT.
[21:50] <Hazel Ninegate> Carry your silence as a mark of SHAME forever.
[21:50] * Hazel Ninegate waves her arm and dispels the forcefield, casuing him to drop to the ground
[21:51] * Vaxilan gasps, clawing for his cane. He lifts it up, aiming a blast for Hazel's back
[21:52] * Hazel Ninegate SPINS, Grabs Paisley, and YANKS her arm, bouncing the blast off her Validium gauntlet at the precise angle to split the beam and redirect it into his eyes
[21:52] * Vaxilan GRABS for his face, clawing, as his eyes are burnt out, looking for all the world like a weeping angel.
[21:52] * Paisley Pythia Peinforte SHOVES Ninegate away
[21:53] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> That is the SECOND time you used me to hurt someone!
[21:53] <Hazel Ninegate> Don't be a fool.
[21:53] <Hazel Ninegate> He did it to himself.
[21:53] *** Hazel Ninegate [hazenine@shada.sen] has quit IRC (Good things come in Nines)
[21:54] * Vaxilan lies on the ground, a fallen icon, reaching for a cane he can no longer see.
[21:54] * The Actuary steps on the cane and breaks it in two under her heel, the gem on the top exploding with an overload.
[21:55] * Thrash just watches this
[21:55] * Vaxilan poinds on the ground in Gallifreyan Morse. "Kill me".
[21:55] <The Actuary> No.
[21:55] * The Actuary hauls him up.
[21:55] <The Actuary> This is over.
[21:56] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> The Supreme Council wants him Imprisoned in The Tower of Rassilon until they can figure out what to do with him.
[21:56] <The Actuary> I give him into your custody, then.
[21:56] * Vaxilan 's face is a mixture of rage and shock
[21:57] * @Texas_Samurai has buried her face in X's arm, tears soaking his arm.
[21:57] * @Doctor Xadium has a decidedly neutral look.
[21:57] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> Get him out of here.
[21:57] * Thrash looks...just calm and quiet
[21:57] *** @Sakura Xadium Aino [cherryblossomstorm@ishtarterra.venus.cmn] has left #suburbansenshi3 (History is always written by the Historians)
[21:58] *** Vaxilan [@#$@Q$@#$Q@#] has left #suburbansenshi3 (...)
[21:58] <The Actuary> More bloody than I wanted.
[21:58] <Thrash> yes
[21:58] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> Not by your hand. Remember that.
[21:58] <The Actuary> Still, it's finally over.
[21:59] * The Actuary leans back
[21:59] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Not quite.
[21:59] <The Actuary> Eh?
[22:00] * Paisley Pythia Peinforte points to the news on Gallifrey
[22:01] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> "In a bid to increase transparency and prevent the abuses of the past, the CIA to be reformed. Valeyard Norikoxadiumarxsylvanranactuariusblyledge appointed new head of the agency."
[22:01] * The Actuary coughs and spittakes
[22:01] <The Actuary> WHAT.
[22:01] <Thrash> congraluations
[22:01] <The Actuary> But I don't want the job!
[22:02] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> And maybe that's why you need to be the one to have it.
[22:02] <The Actuary> ....
[22:02] * The Actuary sighs
[22:02] *** The Actuary [nsx@tokyo.japan.unit.org] has quit IRC ( It is within the scope of my estimation.)
[22:03] * @Doctor Xadium looks at Gems
[22:03] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> Are you okay...?
[22:03] <@Texas_Samurai> How could Ah be okay ><
[22:03] * @Texas_Samurai SQUEEZES X
[22:03] * @Doctor Xadium hugs her
[22:05] * Thrash smiles
[22:05] <@Texas_Samurai> ><
[22:07] <Thrash> everything will be fine
[22:08] <Thrash> so what now, Xadium..what now
[22:09] <Thrash> *ahem*
[22:10] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> We go on.
[22:10] <Thrash> indeed
[22:11] <Thrash> shall we retire to the lobby?
[22:12] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> Sure.
[22:12] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> Thanks for the assist Paisley. And thank the Sisterhood, as well.
[22:13] * Thrash coughs
[22:24] <Thrash> *ahem*
[22:26] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Right.
[22:26] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Yes we can go back.
[22:27] *** Thrash has left #suburbansenshi3 (interesting night)
[22:55] <@spiritflame> Current Location is: beach
[22:56] *** Joanna Smithson has joined #suburbansenshi3
[22:56] <@spiritflame> konbanwa joanna smithson
[22:56] *** LV [lacie@abyss.net] has joined #suburbansenshi3
[22:56] <@spiritflame> konbanwa lv
[22:57] * Joanna Smithson has changed into a dark green gi, with the symbol for "Sky" on it
[22:57] <Joanna Smithson> ^Wind
[22:57] ☼ Scouter indicates Joanna Smithson has HP and MP levels of 1000 / 1500!!
[22:58] * LV is still in her regular clothes :3
[22:58] ☼ Scouter indicates LV has HP and MP levels of 1000 / 1500!!
[22:58] * Joanna Smithson looks at lacie
[22:58] <Joanna Smithson> ...I'll be sure to pull a few punches....
[22:58] <LV> Pull a few?
[22:58] <Joanna Smithson> don't wanna break you
[22:59] <LV> Why would you do that?
[22:59] * LV giggles
[22:59] <LV> This is just a friendly fight anyway. I'm sure we wont' hurt each other badly.
[22:59] * Joanna Smithson smiles
[22:59] <Joanna Smithson> which of us go first
[23:00] <LV> Roll for it?
[23:01] <spiritflame> Joanna Smithson rolls 1d10 [ 8 ]
[23:01] <spiritflame> LV rolls 1d10 [ 7 ]
[23:01] <LV> I guess it's you
[23:01] <Joanna Smithson> looks like I go first...
[23:02] [1000 HP / 1469 MP] Joanna Smithson zooms forward and his Lacie with her elbow (-31 MP)
[23:03] [1000 HP / 1504 MP] LV has PARRIED the attack! (opponent please SELL) (0 damage)
[23:04] * LV blocks the attack and throws a punch of her own
[23:04] [948 HP / 1537 MP] Joanna Smithson has taken a CRITICAL HIT!! (52 damage)
[23:05] * Joanna Smithson is hit in the face and stumbles back
[23:05] <Joanna Smithson> ...what the heck???
[23:06] * LV pulls Joanna's energy through the points of contact on her body, channeling it into an energy shock
[23:07] [1000 HP / 1485 MP] LV pulls Joanna's energy through the points of contact on her body, channeling it into an energy shock (-19 MP)
[23:08] [892 HP / 1555 MP] Joanna Smithson has taken a CRITICAL HIT!! (56 damage)
[23:08] * Joanna Smithson is shocked @_@
[23:08] <Joanna Smithson> geeh...wha...
[23:09] * LV simply smiles
[23:10] <Joanna Smithson> fine...
[23:10] [892 HP / 1535 MP] Joanna Smithson zooms forward and tries to kick Lacie across the face (-20 MP)
[23:11] [997 HP / 1487 MP] LV has BLOCKED the attack! (3 damage)
[23:11] * LV knocks Joanna's foot away with her arm
[23:11] <Joanna Smithson> O_O
[23:12] [997 HP / 1463 MP] LV zooms behind Joanna and attempts to wrap her arms around her in a choke hold (-24 MP)
[23:14] [861 HP / 1543 MP] Joanna Smithson has been HIT!! (31 damage)
[23:14] <Joanna Smithson> URK.....
[23:15] * Joanna Smithson flies up into the air
[23:16] [861 HP / 1514 MP] Joanna Smithson tries to throw Lacie down (-29 MP)
[23:16] [997 HP / 1464 MP] LV has DODGED the attack! (0 damage)
[23:16] * LV lets go of Joanna and moves away before she can be thrown
[23:17] [997 HP / 1428 MP] LV CHARGES after Joanna, attempting to pin her to the ground and drain her energy (-36 MP)
[23:18] [861 HP / 1515 MP] Joanna Smithson has DODGED the attack! (0 damage)
[23:18] * Joanna Smithson zooms out of the way..leaving an afterimage
[23:18] <Joanna Smithson> HEY LACIE
[23:20] <LV> Hm?
[23:20] * Joanna Smithson puts her hands to the side of her face and spreads her fingers
[23:21] [861 HP / 1488 MP] Joanna Smithson "TAIYO-KEN!!!" sends out a blinding flash of white light like the sun (-27 MP)
[23:22] [977 HP / 1436 MP] LV has been STUNNED and LOST A TURN! (opponent go TWICE) (20 damage)
[23:23] <LV> ><
[23:23] * LV is blinded!
[23:23] <Joanna Smithson> you like energy???
[23:24] [861 HP / 988 MP] SPECIAL ATK: Joanna Smithson gathers energy into her fist...and SLAMS it across Lacie's face (-500 MP)
[23:24] [977 HP / 1439 MP] LV has DODGED the attack! (0 damage)
[23:25] * LV drops to the ground and backs away
[23:25] <Joanna Smithson> what the...
[23:25] <Joanna Smithson> grrr
[23:25] [861 HP / 959 MP] Joanna Smithson tries to uppercut Lacie (-29 MP)
[23:26] [977 HP / 1441 MP] LV has PARRIED the attack! (opponent please SELL) (0 damage)
[23:26] * LV grabs Joanna's hand and channels the energy into a return hit
[23:26] [813 HP / 990 MP] Joanna Smithson has been STUNNED and LOST A TURN! (opponent go TWICE) (48 damage)
[23:26] * Joanna Smithson is hit by the attack and fumbles backwards
[23:28] [977 HP / 1427 MP] LV launches herself at Joanna, using the little remaining energy she collected from the last punch to hit her again (-14 MP)
[23:28] [785 HP / 1000 MP] Joanna Smithson has been HIT!! (28 damage)
[23:28] * Joanna Smithson is hit ><
[23:29] [977 HP / 1393 MP] LV wraps her arms around Joanna again, keeping her arms pinned at her sides to immobilize her (-34 MP)
[23:30] [767 HP / 1015 MP] Joanna Smithson has been HIT!! (18 damage)
[23:30] <Joanna Smithson> grrrk >___<
[23:30] <Joanna Smithson> grrrrrrrrrr
[23:31] [767 HP / 515 MP] SPECIAL ATK: Joanna Smithson unleashes a spirit energy wave outwards from her body (-500 MP)
[23:31] [977 HP / 1412 MP] LV has been HIT!! (x pecial Hits) (0 damage)
[23:32] [690 HP / 1419 MP ] LV has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (287 damage)
[23:32] * LV is blasted by the energy and flies backwards, slamming into the ground with full force ><
[23:33] * Joanna Smithson slowly stands, glowing blue...
[23:33] * LV gets up and coughs, pulling the absorbed energy from Joanna's attack together
[23:34] <Joanna Smithson> - bring it -
[23:34] [690 HP / 1400 MP] LV throws a glowing energy ball at Joanna left over from what she absorbed during the last attack (-19 MP)
[23:35] [767 HP / 517 MP] Joanna Smithson has PARRIED the attack! (opponent please SELL) (0 damage)
[23:35] * Joanna Smithson whacks it back with her fist
[23:35] [631 HP / 1413 MP] LV has been HIT!! (59 damage)
[23:36] * LV is SLAMMED by the energy ball, not having enough time to dodge it as she hits the ground hard again
[23:36] * Joanna Smithson zooms forward, eyes whitened and glowing blue
[23:37] [767 HP / 497 MP] Joanna Smithson SLAMS her fist into lacie's face (-20 MP)
[23:37] [582 HP / 1422 MP] LV has been HIT!! (49 damage)
[23:37] * LV takes the hit as she recovers from the last one, screaming in pain
[23:38] [582 HP / 1417 MP] LV grabs Joanna's wrist and siphons off the energy, trying to drain Joanna to exhaustion (-5 MP)
[23:38] [727 HP / 505 MP] Joanna Smithson has been HIT!! (40 damage)
[23:39] * Joanna Smithson loses alot of her energy.....returning to base level
[23:39] <Joanna Smithson> ..geh...
[23:39] [727 HP / 490 MP] Joanna Smithson tries to throw lacie into the ocean (-15 MP)
[23:40] [558 HP / 1430 MP] LV has been HIT!! (24 damage)
[23:40] * LV hits the water with a gasp
[23:41] [558 HP / 1402 MP] LV swims back to shore and races for Joanna, her fists glowing blue as she throws a barrage of punches (-28 MP)
[23:42] [711 HP / 492 MP] Joanna Smithson has been HIT!! (16 damage)
[23:42] * Joanna Smithson is smashed by the punches >_<
[23:42] [711 HP / 486 MP] Joanna Smithson backslaps Lacie (-6 MP)
[23:43] <LV> (( test ))
[23:43] [518 HP / 1411 MP] LV has been HIT!! (40 damage)
[23:44] * LV is hit across the face and backs slowly away from Joanna
[23:44] <Joanna Smithson> come on..
[23:45] * LV glances at Joanna briefly
[23:45] [518 HP / 911 MP] SPECIAL ATK: LV summons her entire ability to pull Joanna's energy away from afar, avoiding bodily contact (-500 MP)
[23:46] [456 HP / 502 MP ] Joanna Smithson has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (255 damage)
[23:46] * Joanna Smithson loses alot of energy >___<
[23:47] [456 HP / 482 MP] Joanna Smithson charges forward and PUNCHES lacie in the gut (-20 MP)
[23:48] [518 HP / 915 MP] LV has DODGED the attack! (0 damage)
[23:48] * LV jumps in the air and flips around, landing behind Joanna
[23:48] [518 HP / 914 MP] LV sweeps with her leg to knock Joanna off her feet and shove her to the sand (-1 MP)
[23:50] [456 HP / 487 MP] Joanna Smithson has DODGED the attack! (0 damage)
[23:50] * Joanna Smithson zoomes out of the way
[23:51] [456 HP / 510 MP] Joanna Smithson assumes a defensive stance and awaits your next move. (0 damage)
[23:52] [518 HP / 884 MP] LV 's hands glow blue once more and she runs at Joanna, wrapping one arm around her neck and punching her in the gut with the other (-30 MP)
[23:52] [439 HP / 521 MP] Joanna Smithson has been HIT!! (17 damage)
[23:52] * Joanna Smithson takes the punch to the gut >___<
[23:53] [439 HP / 564 MP] Joanna Smithson assumes a defensive stance and awaits your next move. (0 damage)
[23:54] [518 HP / 882 MP] LV pulls Joanna's arm behind her back and wretches it up (-2 MP)
[23:54] [397 HP / 582 MP] Joanna Smithson has been HIT!! (42 damage)
[23:54] <Joanna Smithson> >___<
[23:54] [397 HP / 554 MP] Joanna Smithson tries to throw lacie into the ground (-28 MP)
[23:55] [459 HP / 898 MP] LV has taken a CRITICAL HIT!! (59 damage)
[23:56] * LV hits the ground HARD, coughing up blood with the hit ><
[23:57] * LV gets to her feet slowly, clutching her stomach in pain
[23:57] [459 HP / 893 MP] LV simply goes for draining Joanna's energy (-5 MP)
[23:58] [397 HP / 558 MP] Joanna Smithson has DODGED the attack! (0 damage)
[23:58] * Joanna Smithson zoomes out of the way
[23:58] <Joanna Smithson> ...
[23:59] [397 HP / 58 MP] SPECIAL ATK: Joanna Smithson gathers energy..and fires a pure Ki blast at Lacie "RYUKIIIII!!!" (-500 MP)
[23:59] [166 HP / 903 MP ] LV has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (293 damage)
[00:00] * LV takes the hit and SLAMS into a palm tree, dropping to the ground in a huff
[00:00] [166 HP / 968 MP] LV assumes a defensive stance and awaits your next move. (0 damage)
[00:00] <Joanna Smithson> ...
[00:00] <Joanna Smithson> /quard
[00:00] [397 HP / 124 MP] Joanna Smithson assumes a defensive stance and awaits your next move. (0 damage)
[00:02] [166 HP / 968 MP] LV Barely manages to lift herself from the sand and throws a weak energy blast at Joanna (-0 MP)
[00:03] [362 HP / 157 MP] Joanna Smithson has been STUNNED and LOST A TURN! (opponent go TWICE) (35 damage)
[00:03] * Joanna Smithson is taken by surprised and smashed into a tree
[00:03] [166 HP / 954 MP] LV stumbles over to Joanna and attempts to punch her across her face as hard (not very) as she can (-14 MP)
[00:05] [360 HP / 159 MP] Joanna Smithson has BLOCKED the attack! (2 damage)
[00:05] * Joanna Smithson catches lacie's fist
[00:05] [166 HP / 924 MP] LV follows up with the other hand (-30 MP)
[00:08] [359 HP / 165 MP] Joanna Smithson has BLOCKED the attack! (1 damage)
[00:09] * Joanna Smithson catches Lacie's other hand
[00:09] [359 HP / 126 MP] Joanna Smithson HEADBUTTS Lacie (-39 MP)
[00:09] [126 HP / 958 MP] LV has been STUNNED and LOST A TURN! (opponent go TWICE) (40 damage)
[00:10] * LV @_@ *sinks to the ground*
[00:12] [359 HP / 125 MP] Joanna Smithson attempts to throw lacie into a tree (-1 MP)
[00:12] [67 HP / 964 MP] LV has been HIT!! (59 damage)
[00:12] * LV hits the tree hard and sinks to the ground
[00:13] [359 HP / 114 MP] Joanna Smithson zooms forward...and hits Lacie in the gut with both her fists (-11 MP)
[00:13] [31 HP / 973 MP] LV has been HIT!! (36 damage)
[00:13] * LV is hit! And coughs up more blood afterwards.
[00:14] [31 HP / 939 MP] LV manages one last energy blast, unable to keep up much more than that (-34 MP)
[00:15] <ApothecaryAssistant> LACIE!
[00:15] [359 HP / 117 MP] Joanna Smithson has DODGED the attack! (0 damage)
[00:15] * Joanna Smithson dodges out of the way easily...
[00:15] <Joanna Smithson> .......
[00:15] [359 HP / 114 MP] Joanna Smithson pokes Lacie in the forehead (-3 MP)
[00:16] * ApothecaryAssistant stays on the sidelines but frowns worriedly
[00:16] [1 HP / 943 MP] LV has been STUNNED and LOST A TURN! (opponent go TWICE) (30 damage)
[00:16] <Joanna Smithson> ....
[00:16] <LV> @_@
[00:16] [359 HP / 110 MP] Joanna Smithson just gives lacie a very soft shove....barely a tap (-4 MP)
[00:17] [-24 HP / 966 MP] LV has been STUNNED and LOST A TURN! (opponent go TWICE) (25 damage)
[00:17] LV has BEEN DEFEATED!!!
[00:17] <Joanna Smithson> ...........
[00:17] * LV falls to the ground, unable to stay on her feet anymore or keep her eyes open
[00:17] * Joanna Smithson wipes the blood from the side of her mouth
[00:18] <Joanna Smithson> tougher then I thought
[00:18] * ApothecaryAssistant runs to grab Lacie
[00:18] <Joanna Smithson> hold on
[00:18] <ApothecaryAssistant> Lacie...hey...hey wake up!
[00:18] <ApothecaryAssistant> You can take my energy!
[00:18] * Joanna Smithson digs in her pocket...and brings out a small pouch...
[00:18] <Joanna Smithson> no need...
[00:18] <Joanna Smithson> hold out your hand
[00:19] * ApothecaryAssistant frowns
[00:19] * ApothecaryAssistant does so
[00:19] * Joanna Smithson puts a small bean in his hand
[00:19] <Joanna Smithson> give that to her
[00:19] * Joanna Smithson eats on herself....and instantly looks completely recovered
[00:19] <ApothecaryAssistant> ....okay....
[00:20] * ApothecaryAssistant kisses lacie to give her the bean
[00:21] * LV swallows, and momentarily opens her eyes, coughing slightly, but looking much better
[00:21] <Joanna Smithson> good fight...kept me on edge
[00:21] * ApothecaryAssistant hugs lacie tight
[00:21] <ApothecaryAssistant> I hate watching you fight, Lacie
[00:22] <Joanna Smithson> night you two...I'm going to get some sleep
[00:22] <LV> Ugh....
[00:22] *** Joanna Smithson has left #suburbansenshi3 (need sleep)
[00:23] <LV> Al....
[00:26] <LV> Let's go home...
[00:30] <ApothecaryAssistant> Yes.....y
[00:30] <ApothecaryAssistant> let's go home
[00:30] *** ApothecaryAssistant [assistant@abyss.net] has left #suburbansenshi3 (Who is it...that my heart longs for?)
[00:30] *** LV [lacie@abyss.net] has left #suburbansenshi3 (*falls asleep*)
[23:34] * @Texas_Samurai changes topic to `TSFR`
[19:35] * @Doctor Xadium changes topic to `Tonight! "Survive Style 5 - streaming LIVE HERE starting at 20:00 Box time"`
[19:36] * @Doctor Xadium changes topic to `Tonight! "Survive Style 5 - streaming LIVE HERE starting at 20:`
[19:36] * @Doctor Xadium changes topic to `Tonight! "Survive Style 5 - streaming LIVE HERE starting at 20:00`
[19:36] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> RAWR
[19:36] <@Texas_Samurai> haha
[19:39] *** Matsumi Kaze [AirGal@QTech.com] has joined #suburbansenshi3
[19:39] <@spiritflame> konbanwa matsumi kaze
[19:39] <Matsumi Kaze> ........
[19:40] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> What :P
[19:40] * Matsumi Kaze walks in..with wild eyes...and starts to "strangle" Gemini (theatre strangle)
[19:41] * @Texas_Samurai fakes dyin' excellently!
[19:41] <Matsumi Kaze> redjaaaaac @_@
[19:41] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> :O
[19:42] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> THAT THING FROM THAT TIME ON TOS
[19:42] * Matsumi Kaze shambles towards X!
[19:42] * @Doctor Xadium BLOCKS with the power of CHEESE
[19:43] * Matsumi Kaze DIES
[19:43] <@Texas_Samurai> you killed her!@
[19:43] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> You're supposed to be dead
[19:43] <@Texas_Samurai> XD
[19:45] <Matsumi Kaze> she's a damn dirty cheater
[19:45] <@Texas_Samurai> XD
[19:47] <Matsumi Kaze> dirty cheater!
[19:48] <@Texas_Samurai> Least Ah'm not a damn dirty ape? XD
[19:49] <Matsumi Kaze> man those are stupid films
[19:49] <Matsumi Kaze> HOW'D IT GET BURNED
[19:49] * @Texas_Samurai laughs
[19:49] * Matsumi Kaze shows gemini burned toast "HOW'D IT GET BURNED"
[19:50] <@Texas_Samurai> TH' TOASTER!
[19:51] * Matsumi Kaze glares!
[19:51] <Talkie Toaster> ♦ hey don't look at me!
[19:52] <Talkie Toaster> ♦ by the way would you like some toast?
[19:52] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> OH GOD HAVEN'T SEEN THAT IN AGES
[19:52] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> *kills it with a lump hammer*
[19:52] <Talkie Toaster> ♦ some nice hot buttered toast
[19:52] * Talkie Toaster 's tough shell breaks the hammer
[19:53] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> It's leveled in the years since it was last here!
[19:53] <Talkie Toaster> ♦ how about some waffles then?
[19:53] <Talkie Toaster> ♦ you look like a waffle man!
[19:53] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> Sure, i'll take a waffle.
[19:54] * Talkie Toaster makes X a waffle
[19:54] <Talkie Toaster> ♦ ..........
[19:54] <Talkie Toaster> ♦ ...now about that toast
[19:55] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> Yes, MAtsumi will have some.
[19:55] * Matsumi Kaze gives the toaster a swift kick
[19:55] *** Talkie Toaster has left #suburbansenshi3 (*flies out*)
[19:57] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> Hehe
[19:58] <Matsumi Kaze> oh god X why
[19:58] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> Well it may be a small turnout rtonight
[19:58] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> Why not XD
[19:59] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> Man I miss Rayan
[19:59] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> ^Ryan
[19:59] <Matsumi Kaze> wonder where he is
[19:59] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> ♫ Go Ninja go Ninja Go ♫
[19:59] * @Doctor Xadium grooves with the song
[19:59] * Matsumi Kaze starts recording this with her phone
[19:59] <@Texas_Samurai> Okay time t' start :P
[20:00] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> Giving it ot the end of this song
[20:00] <@Texas_Samurai> ¬_¬ you ARE evil
[20:01] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> The Evilest, baby~
[20:02] <Matsumi Kaze> indeed
[20:04] <Matsumi Kaze> ...
[20:05] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> Uh-oh...
[20:05] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> Is the volume okay?
[20:05] <Matsumi Kaze> volume is fine
[20:08] <Matsumi Kaze> that's a nice house
[20:08] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> LOL
[20:08] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> Some people... just won't DIE
[20:09] <Matsumi Kaze> .............
[20:09] <Matsumi Kaze> FROM THE MIND OF MOTOKI
[20:09] <@Texas_Samurai> No kiddin' XD
[20:10] <@Texas_Samurai> Dang that is a weird video
[20:10] <@Texas_Samurai> ^house
[20:11] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> LOL THAT'S HORRIBLE
[20:11] <Matsumi Kaze> O_o
[20:11] <Matsumi Kaze> WTF are we seeing
[20:12] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> I think she makes commercials
[20:13] <Matsumi Kaze> oh hai Hiroshi Abe
[20:14] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> Oh god those TEETH
[20:14] <Matsumi Kaze> ._.
[20:15] <Matsumi Kaze> god is this what you men think about?
[20:15] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> Q-Quiet!
[20:16] <Matsumi Kaze> seriously....Gems your man is so dirty
[20:17] <Matsumi Kaze> oh hey it's vinnie jones
[20:17] * @Texas_Samurai giggles
[20:18] <@Texas_Samurai> Wow he's got anger issues
[20:18] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> He's the Juggernaut
[20:18] <Matsumi Kaze> this is officially the weirdest film we've seen
[20:21] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> What about House
[20:22] <Matsumi Kaze> true
[20:22] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> House was pretty bad. That lady reminds me of Yoroichi
[20:22] <Matsumi Kaze> I liked House :(
[20:22] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> Bad as in wierd I mean
[20:22] <Matsumi Kaze> X and ___ 's relationship: the movie
[20:23] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> ..Low blow ><
[20:23] <Matsumi Kaze> sorry sorry couldn't help it >.>
[20:23] <@Texas_Samurai> Hey :P
[20:23] <Matsumi Kaze> I apologize
[20:24] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> Sokay. I wam waiting for this calm scene to explode.
[20:25] <Matsumi Kaze> ...this is making me hungry
[20:25] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> No kidding
[20:26] <Matsumi Kaze> after this movie...making a big dinner
[20:26] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> Damn stright.
[20:27] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> HO DAMN
[20:28] <Matsumi Kaze> Suburban Senshi: The Movie
[20:29] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> They went all DBZ UP IN THERE
[20:29] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> YES
[20:29] <Matsumi Kaze> WTF
[20:29] <@Texas_Samurai> Motoki what
[20:30] <Mongoosetiger> Matsumi haf new show?
[20:30] * Mongoosetiger is looking at the screen...
[20:30] * Matsumi Kaze COVERS MGT'S EYES
[20:31] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> Pearl Forrester: WHAT THE HELL
[20:31] <Matsumi Kaze> not for children's eyes!
[20:31] <Mongoosetiger> Oh! Hokay.
[20:31] *** Mongoosetiger [Bioroid@aescapalus.org] has left #suburbansenshi3 (Byee!)
[20:31] <Aes> Young Mongoosetiger said I should watch this for him?
[20:32] <Matsumi Kaze> well we got to a...rather risque moment
[20:32] <@Texas_Samurai> SONNY CHIBA
[20:33] <Matsumi Kaze> heh
[20:34] <@Texas_Samurai> Sunnyside in th' 70's?
[20:35] <Matsumi Kaze> I would not put it past him
[20:36] <Aes> I am suddenly reminded of Almodóvar...
[20:37] <@Texas_Samurai> She's got GUTS
[20:37] <Aes> Almodóvar
[20:37] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> GUTS DA ZE
[20:37] <Aes> Almodovar
[20:39] <@Texas_Samurai> Wow it is th' Hotel.
[20:40] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> He's the Japanese Tony Stark / Robert Downy Jr.
[20:41] <Matsumi Kaze> whoa
[20:42] <Matsumi Kaze> how much you want to bet she'll come back
[20:42] <@Texas_Samurai> How long is that gonan stick fer XD
[20:46] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> Oh crap LOL
[20:46] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> LAWL
[20:46] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> WHAAAAAAAAAA
[20:46] <Aes> I suspected something like this.
[20:46] <@Texas_Samurai> He's stuck?! XD
[20:47] <Matsumi Kaze> I once got hypnotized...it's weird
[20:49] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> Oh GAWD
[20:50] <Matsumi Kaze> are all the stories linking together?
[20:50] <@Texas_Samurai> Looks that way!
[20:50] <Aes> It would seem that way.
[20:51] <Matsumi Kaze> THE MIRROR VERSE HOTEL
[20:51] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> HAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHA
[20:52] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> it's REIBOT
[20:52] <Aes> Did she change her dress?
[20:53] <@Texas_Samurai> Death does that t'a lady
[20:54] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> that paint job
[20:54] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> OH LOL
[20:54] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> I SEE WHAt'S COMING
[20:54] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> VINNIE
[20:57] <Matsumi Kaze> geez what a nutty film
[20:57] <@Texas_Samurai> Oh she had him killed~
[21:02] * Matsumi Kaze drinks a ginger ale
[21:02] <@Texas_Samurai> hahah these crazy commercials
[21:03] <Matsumi Kaze> they're....not too far from regular japanese commercials
[21:06] <@Texas_Samurai> Third burial.
[21:07] <Matsumi Kaze> and she's going to come back
[21:07] <@Texas_Samurai> Or what if she doesn't because someone else killed her?
[21:08] <@Texas_Samurai> ....
[21:08] <@Texas_Samurai> LOL
[21:09] * Matsumi Kaze reads up on something
[21:09] <Matsumi Kaze> ok...
[21:09] <Matsumi Kaze> apperently
[21:09] <Matsumi Kaze> she gains whatever power is releated to the way she died
[21:10] <@Texas_Samurai> Don't tell xD
[21:10] <Matsumi Kaze> soooorry
[21:13] <Matsumi Kaze> what an awful teacher
[21:14] <@Texas_Samurai> 3Ah know!
[21:14] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> LOL
[21:14] <Matsumi Kaze> MAZINGER ZZZZZZ
[21:15] <Matsumi Kaze> seee what I mean
[21:16] <@Texas_Samurai> No kididn' XD
[21:18] <Matsumi Kaze> KAPPA
[21:21] <Matsumi Kaze> I am so curious how the hell this movie will end
[21:22] <@Texas_Samurai> *facepalm XD
[21:23] <Matsumi Kaze> O___o
[21:24] <@Texas_Samurai> O_o
[21:24] <Aes> o__o
[21:25] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> AHAHAHAHAHHAH
[21:25] <Matsumi Kaze> LMAO
[21:29] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> LOL he gonna die
[21:30] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> LAWL
[21:30] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> WHAAAAAAAA
[21:30] <Aes> Wow.
[21:32] <Aes> This is just so odd.
[21:32] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> Understatement!
[21:32] <Matsumi Kaze> .....
[21:32] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> Oh god she's feeding him again
[21:33] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> THE MORE OY UKNOW STAR
[21:33] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> IT WAS ABOVE THE TABLE
[21:33] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> A WHOLE REINDEET
[21:34] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> it's gonan kick 'im
[21:34] <Aes> She is in the stocking?
[21:34] <@Texas_Samurai> ^
[21:35] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> Now THAT is an Amydala hat.
[21:40] <@Texas_Samurai> O_o
[21:40] <@Texas_Samurai> o_O
[21:41] <@Texas_Samurai> NO IT DON'T KID
[21:41] <@Texas_Samurai> HE'S A DANG BIRD
[21:41] <@Texas_Samurai> SPEAK FER YERSELF, CHICKEN IS TASTY
[21:42] <Aes> But if Master Xadium regenerated into an avian form?
[21:42] <@Texas_Samurai> I'd kill him again <_<
[21:43] <Aes> Even if he had no more regenerations?
[21:43] <@Texas_Samurai> Plastic surgery <_<
[21:45] <@Texas_Samurai> Oh man ruined his happyness
[21:46] <Aes> They had reached a truce...
[21:49] <@Texas_Samurai> Aww poor guy :<
[21:49] * Matsumi Kaze has fallen asleep
[21:50] <@Texas_Samurai> Maybe she died happy, that's why she don't come back?
[21:51] <Matsumi Kaze> *snort* huh wha?
[21:51] <Aes> COuld be.
[21:56] <@Texas_Samurai> ...............
[21:56] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> Hoyl crap
[21:56] <Aes> Heh.
[21:56] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> HE DID IT
[21:56] <Matsumi Kaze> ................
[21:58] <@Texas_Samurai> O_o
[21:58] * Pink Lion decided to come down and join you
[21:59] <Matsumi Kaze> .........
[21:59] <Matsumi Kaze> that was....
[21:59] <@Texas_Samurai> That was... weird......
[21:59] <Matsumi Kaze> ...a very strange movie
[21:59] <Matsumi Kaze> ..also kind of too long
[21:59] <@Texas_Samurai> But Ah liked th' end....
[21:59] <Matsumi Kaze> the ending was good
[21:59] <Aes> Very much in the surrealistic mode.
[21:59] <Matsumi Kaze> but it took sooo long to get to it
[22:00] <@Texas_Samurai> True...
[22:00] <Pink Lion> Hello, eveyrone
[22:01] <Aes> Gemini is used to the slower film pacings of her original time, Miss Matsumi.
[22:01] <Aes> I suspect you found the film acceptably paced, Miss Gemini?
[22:01] <@Texas_Samurai> Well it jus' kept me guessin'.... so Ah wasn't bored
[22:01] <@Texas_Samurai> Howdy Miss Lottie!
[22:01] <Matsumi Kaze> hello, lottie!!!
[22:01] <@Texas_Samurai> Ah'm gettin' t' like faster paces <_<
[22:01] <Aes> Greetings Miss Lottie.
[22:02] * Pink Lion smiles and rubs her stomach
[22:02] <Matsumi Kaze> ...what the heck
[22:03] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> WAR WIITH WEIGHTS
[22:03] <Aes> This is what "borked" the stream the other day.
[22:03] <Pink Lion> What're you doing?
[22:03] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> Yes XD
[22:03] <Matsumi Kaze> just watching some videos
[22:05] <Pink Lion> I see
[22:05] <Matsumi Kaze> how are you doing, lottie?
[22:05] <Pink Lion> It's getting harder to sleep at night
[22:06] <Matsumi Kaze> I bet
[22:06] <Matsumi Kaze> remember..it's all your husband's fault :P
[22:06] * Pink Lion giggles
[22:07] <Matsumi Kaze> what is our next show?
[22:08] * Pink Lion is simply sitting down, not watching the movie >>
[22:09] * Matsumi Kaze punches X in the arm to get his attention
[22:09] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> Next week?
[22:09] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> Ace attorney.
[22:11] <Matsumi Kaze> woot!
[22:16] <Matsumi Kaze> I'm going to head back to the lobby..I'll see you all there
[22:16] *** Matsumi Kaze [AirGal@QTech.com] has left #suburbansenshi3
[22:16] * @Doctor Xadium is away: same
[22:16] * @Texas_Samurai changes topic to `NExt week: ACE ATTORNEY`
[22:16] *** Aes [root@aescapulus.org] has left #suburbansenshi3 (Until you again need my services...)
[22:18] *** Pink Lion [charlotteb@abyss.net] has left #suburbansenshi3 (There will come a day when we will all understand...)
[17:59] <spiritflame> Meladina rolls 1d3 [ 3 ]
[19:46] * n looks at Furu.
[19:46] *** Furu is a young man with short green hair and red eyes. He's wearing a yellow jacket, jeans, and a black shirt with a sun logo on it. More information about him is Here.
His image Song is: . He is Level 10.
[17:52] <@spiritflame> Current Location is: Tokyo
[17:53] * The Jester floats in the air, surrounded by Armors....the police aiming their weapons
[17:54] * The Jester seems to be creating some sort of energy wave
[17:54] <Hideki Kaze> ♦ HOLD IT RIGHT THERE
[17:55] * Hideki Kaze and the other valkyrie unit zoom into view on hover mode and land
[17:55] <Hideki Kaze> ♦ ok officers...we can take care of this...Euri..escort them out
[17:55] *** Euri nods and helps the officers run
[17:56] * The Jester cracks it's next..and vanishes....
[17:56] *** the armors turn...and start to charge the Valkyrie Unit
[17:56] <Hideki Kaze> ♦ pattern 5..let's go!!
[17:57] * Hideki Kaze dodges out of the way of one armor...and slices the one behind it in half
[17:57] * Hana Sagusa grabs the arm of one and throws it....while Anni shoots it in the middle..causing it to explode
[17:58] <Hana Sagusa> ♦ nice!
[17:58] <Anni Esko> ♦ thanks!
[17:59] * The Jester appears..and fires balls....hitting several of the valkyrie unit...damaging Hideki
[18:00] <Anni Esko> ♦ CAPTAIN!
[18:00] <Hana Sagusa> ♦ Taijo!
[18:00] <Hideki Kaze> ♦ Masaki, you're with me! Anni, Hana..take care of those armors
[18:01] <valkyrie unit> ♦ YES SIR!
[18:01] * Hideki Kaze sends his blade at the jester..hitting it...while Masaki sends a wheel of flame at it
[18:02] * The Jester vanishes...and teleports to the other side..and starts firing more balls
[18:03] * Hideki Kaze moves over....and starts attacking the Jester again
[18:03] * Masaki O`Cain barely dodges...and slams her ax at the Jester
[18:04] * Hana Sagusa meanwhile are surrounded by the armors along with Anni
[18:04] <Hana Sagusa> ♦ ready?
[18:04] <Anni Esko> ♦ yeah
[18:04] *** Hana and Anni combind their spirit energy together....which starts to build
[18:05] <Anni Esko> ♦ GOLDEN
[18:06] <Hana Sagusa> ♦ DEVIL
[18:06] <Anni and Hana> ♦ STRIKE!!!
[18:06] *** Hana slams every armor quickly with her palm..sending them flying up
[18:07] *** Anni aims..and fires at each of them...causing them all to explode
[18:07] *** Armors has left #suburbansenshi3 (destroyed)
[18:07] * The Jester appears again and starts firing balls again
[18:09] * Hideki Kaze dodges alongside Masaki
[18:09] <Hideki Kaze> ♦ ...we need to finish him off quick
[18:10] <Masaki O`Cain> ♦ then let's do it
[18:10] * Masaki O`Cain and Hideki charge towards the jester..as the scene changes
[18:12] *** it's a rainy day in tokyo.....and Masaki is walking one way...while Hideki is walking the other....
[18:12] *** both bump into each other...Masaki dropping her umbrella.....as both reach for it..their hands touch...and they pick it up
[18:12] *** they look up at the starry sky, holding the umbrella together...as the stars turn red and fall " BURNING RAIN OF FRIENDSHIP"
[18:13] * The Jester is hit by the full force of the blast..and falls to the ground..smoking and twitching...
[18:14] <Hana Sagusa> ♦ let's finish this thing off....before it gets well
[18:14] <Hideki Kaze> ♦ .....wait.....what are you planning...
[18:15] * The Jester looks up with it's blank face..and suddenly floats into the sky...raising it's arms into the sky
[18:15] *** the entire ground starts to shake
[18:17] *** around the city of tokyo..the ground splits and BURSTS...as mile high stone barriers appear around the entierty of the city
[18:19] *** the shaking finally stops......as the barrier finishes growing
[18:19] <Hana Sagusa> ♦ what the heck.....
[18:20] <Anni Esko> ♦ look!
[18:20] * The Jester falls to the ground...now nothing but empty clothes...
[18:21] <???> ♦ WHEN THERE IS NO ROOM IN HELL...THE DEAD WILL RISE....
[18:21] <Valkyrie Unit> ..............

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[19:44] <@spiritflame> Current Location is: Tokyo- The Wall
[19:45] *** there is a military blockade in front of part of the gigantic wall
[19:45] *** @Doctor Xadium [friendlytech14627237@circuitsmaximus.com] has joined #suburbansenshi3
[19:45] *** @spiritflame sets mode +o @Doctor Xadium
[19:45] <@spiritflame> konbanwa @doctor xadium
[19:45] * @Doctor Xadium hags back from the blockade
[19:45] *** Mongoosetiger [Bioroid@aescapalus.org] has joined #suburbansenshi3
[19:45] <@spiritflame> konbanwa mongoosetiger
[19:45] *** Angrezi [Lancer@peshawar.raj.mil] has joined #suburbansenshi3
[19:45] <@spiritflame> konbanwa angrezi
[19:46] *** the JSDF seems in full force
[19:46] *** David O`Cain [JRPMoonSoldier@MKArmyRanger.mil] has joined #suburbansenshi3
[19:46] <@spiritflame> konbanwa david o`cain
[19:46] <Natsumi Kensei> huh...
[19:46] *** The Magistra has joined #suburbansenshi3
[19:46] <@spiritflame> konbanwa the magistra
[19:46] *** Natsumi Kensei has joined #suburbansenshi3
[19:46] <@spiritflame> konbanwa natsumi kensei
[19:46] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> Gneh. I wonder why they're focused on only that part of the wall.
[19:47] <The Magistra> Easy to get to?
[19:47] <Matsumi Kaze> actually they're streaches all along the wall
[19:47] *** Matsumi Kaze [AirGal@QTech.com] has joined #suburbansenshi3
[19:47] <@spiritflame> konbanwa matsumi kaze
[19:47] * Matsumi Kaze walks out from the blockade
[19:47] <Matsumi Kaze> hello guys
[19:47] * David O`Cain waves to Matsumi
[19:47] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> Oh, good.
[19:47] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> Now we don't have to bluff the Mi,itary.
[19:48] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> So what have you found out?
[19:48] <Matsumi Kaze> see for yourself...
[19:48] * Matsumi Kaze walks through the blockade....which now opens up to let the group through
[19:48] * @Doctor Xadium follows
[19:49] <The Magistra> Ah. Hello! You must be Matsumi. I've heard so much about you!
[19:49] <Matsumi Kaze> yes
[19:49] * Angrezi follows...
[19:50] * Matsumi Kaze walks over where a few of the dwarves are looking over a section of the wall...
[19:50] * Mongoosetiger follows.
[19:50] * David O`Cain stays with the group
[19:50] <Matsumi Kaze> as far as we can tell..the wall encompasses all around the city...completely......
[19:50] <Mongoosetiger> Ooh, dis is BIG wall.
[19:50] <David O`Cain> So, what have you tried thus far, Matsumi?
[19:50] <Matsumi Kaze> and rises up at least 15 miles high...
[19:51] <The Magistra> You were right MGT!
[19:51] * Mongoosetiger smiles happily.
[19:51] <Matsumi Kaze> give it a touch, X
[19:51] * @Doctor Xadium reaches out an experimentally touches the wall
[19:52] *** as you touch the wall...your entire hand goes numb......the wall feels like it's not there...but your body somehow says it is....
[19:52] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> GRAH
[19:52] * @Doctor Xadium 's arm fdangles
[19:53] <David O`Cain> Whoa. O_o
[19:53] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> This... is like a massive psychic projection...
[19:53] <Matsumi Kaze> we had one soldier die already...
[19:53] <Matsumi Kaze> ....like his entire life force was sucked out of him
[19:53] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> hmm...
[19:53] <David O`Cain> Yikes.
[19:54] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> I vote we duct tape jack harkness to the Wall
[19:54] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> IT worked against Abaddon
[19:54] <David O`Cain> Huh?
[19:54] <Matsumi Kaze> is he in tokyo
[19:54] * The Magistra pulls out a small device and just scans the wall with it, checking for any magical residue or energy on the wall. "Is it really smart to have your allies touch something deadly?"
[19:55] * @Doctor Xadium doesn't know
[19:55] *** the wall shorts out the device
[19:55] * @Doctor Xadium texts Franziska to text Ema to text JAck
[19:55] *** the phone dies
[19:55] * Franziska von Karma texts Ema to text Jack
[19:55] <Franziska von Karma> (( nvm XD ))
[19:55] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> Hmm, no way to check.
[19:56] <The Magistra> Ok. You owe me a new scanner...
[19:56] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> So for now that's out.
[19:56] <Matsumi Kaze> yeah it's been effecting electronics as well
[19:56] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> It looks like this a negative energy field...
[19:56] <The Magistra> Right. Hold these then
[19:56] <Matsumi Kaze> ...the air force tried firing missles at the thing
[19:56] <Matsumi Kaze> ....just absorbed the force
[19:56] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> What happened.
[19:56] * The Magistra tosses a bag to the nearest person and approaches the wall
[19:56] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> What of the missles themselves?
[19:56] <David O`Cain> Hmm.
[19:56] <The Magistra> Tech doesn't work. So let's try a spell
[19:57] * The Magistra casts detect magic
[19:57] * Angrezi catches the bag
[19:57] *** the spell doesn't even detect the wall
[19:58] <The Magistra> It's not magical
[19:58] <The Magistra> Want me to try an attack spell?
[19:58] <The Magistra> Hopefully I can remember the incantions...
[19:58] <Matsumi Kaze> go ahead
[19:59] * The Magistra gestures and chants, summoning a spear of ice to fly at the wall
[20:00] *** the wall absorbs the attack
[20:00] <The Magistra> ....
[20:00] <The Magistra> Well that's not good
[20:00] <Matsumi Kaze> so..question is....what do we do now...
[20:00] <Mongoosetiger> Wall no exist, but do exist?
[20:00] <Matsumi Kaze> ...so far all I can think to do is keep people away from it
[20:01] <The Magistra> Hmmm
[20:01] <Mongoosetiger> It like wall in head?
[20:02] <The Magistra> Yes.
[20:02] <Matsumi Kaze> apperently, MGT......only it's there...but not
[20:02] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> Hmm.
[20:02] <The Magistra> Matsumi, your brother is pysicic correct?
[20:02] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> What if we shot something over the wall
[20:02] * The Magistra doesn't even care that she shouldn't know things about these people
[20:03] <David O`Cain> Like something from a satellite?
[20:03] <Matsumi Kaze> yeah he is
[20:03] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> No like
[20:03] <Matsumi Kaze> hm?
[20:03] <The Magistra> Call him
[20:03] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> From within Tokyo over to the other side.
[20:03] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> Like a catapult
[20:03] <The Magistra> Get him to scan the wall with his powers
[20:04] <Matsumi Kaze> what would we shoot and can you get it over 15 miles?
[20:04] <The Magistra> Xadium, you're a Timelord, surely you can think of somethign more hightech. Like a canon
[20:05] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> I can. Doesn't always mean it's best.
[20:05] <Angrezi> A rocket?
[20:05] <The Magistra> A rocket would just short out
[20:05] <The Magistra> And then fall on people
[20:05] <Angrezi> I mean, it isn't a dome...
[20:05] <Matsumi Kaze> no it isn't
[20:06] <Angrezi> The sattelites overhead aren't affected are they?
[20:06] <Matsumi Kaze> not as far as we can tell....
[20:07] <Angrezi> So it is a matter of a ballistic arc sufficiently far from the wall...
[20:07] <Matsumi Kaze> so..*looks to the group* when can you get started?
[20:07] * David O`Cain walks up to the wall and takes a calculated look at it
[20:08] <Angrezi> How deep does it go, Ma'am?
[20:09] <Matsumi Kaze> we have no idea
[20:10] <The Magistra> Do you have any unmanned vehicles that can fly over it?
[20:10] <Angrezi> So... we can presumably get out if we have to... but we want to take the wall down...
[20:10] <The Magistra> And mesure the distance?
[20:10] <The Magistra> WE can get out
[20:10] <The Magistra> The locals cannot
[20:11] <Matsumi Kaze> hm......
[20:11] <Mongoosetiger> We jus haf locals walk to New York frum Hotel?
[20:12] * Matsumi Kaze walks over and talks to one of the dwarves......who to tell her something..and she nods
[20:12] <Matsumi Kaze> ....ok we do have an electronic drone we can send up
[20:13] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> We can't get all of tokyo to walk into the hot....
[20:13] * Matsumi Kaze nods to the scientist...who pulls out a device....and switches it...
[20:13] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> or can we...
[20:13] <Matsumi Kaze> ok let's watch *turns, looking in the distance*
[20:14] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> Entrances on either side of the wall disguised as a tunnel...
[20:14] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> routed through the parking garage...
[20:14] <David O`Cain> Hmm.
[20:14] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> They could pas through the hotel without realizing it
[20:15] <The Magistra> I could work.
[20:15] <The Magistra> *it
[20:15] *** the probe can be seen flying up.....and as soon as it approches over the wall.......it goes crashing down
[20:15] <Matsumi Kaze> ....
[20:15] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> We need to see if there's a flight ceiling
[20:15] <Mongoosetiger> Dat weird, Matsumi...
[20:16] <The Magistra> X. Between the two of us and Thrash do you think we could rig up a door way to exit right outside tokyo instead.
[20:16] <Matsumi Kaze> yeah....
[20:16] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> S[BLEEP]T. Dinsdale and Sakura April werre going to fly over it in the bird of prey!
[20:16] <Mongoosetiger> How high can fly?
[20:16] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> Orbital I'd imagine.
[20:16] <The Magistra> WELL STOP THEM
[20:16] <David O`Cain> So basically this wall is a massive EMP set in some sort of loop?
[20:17] * @Doctor Xadium heads out to get a plane
[20:17] <Matsumi Kaze> how long till they do it?
[20:17] <Matsumi Kaze> X where are you going?
[20:17] <The Magistra> You're going to fly over it yourself!?
[20:17] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> ^phone
[20:18] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> No I have to call Jack and tell them not to fly over
[20:18] <Angrezi> So, are we talking interference to the 100 mile line, or how much higher?
[20:18] <Angrezi> ... What did they call it?
[20:19] * Matsumi Kaze looks to the sciencist
[20:19] <The Magistra> Dig in my bag and find my cell. See if works.
[20:19] <The Magistra> And by work I mean turn on
[20:19] <Scientist> ....about 50 miles above....
[20:19] <Angrezi> Karman line!
[20:19] <The Magistra> It's a dimenosnal space inside. Just don't pull it near the wall.
[20:20] <The Magistra> *it out
[20:21] <Angrezi> Fifty miles above the wall is how high the interference goes?
[20:21] * Scientist nods
[20:22] <The Magistra> How far into the city? We talking a 50 mile black out zone too?
[20:22] <Scientist> we don't know
[20:22] <Matsumi Kaze> as far as we can tell...the interferance is only next to the wall
[20:23] <Angrezi> So... as I think on my lesson plan... The Karman like is 100 km or 62 miles... so we are talking about the unofficial edge of space... so no aircraft.
[20:23] * @Doctor Xadium heads away from the wall and tells Dinsy and Saki to fly at least 75 miles up to be safe
[20:23] <David O`Cain> Blackbird?
[20:24] <Angrezi> What do you mean by a BLackbird?
[20:24] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> Suborbital Aircraft
[20:24] <David O`Cain> The SR-71.
[20:25] <Matsumi Kaze> LOOK
[20:25] <Matsumi Kaze> how is this going to help us
[20:25] <Angrezi> How high can it fly?
[20:27] <The Magistra> I agree. How does this help us get rid of the thing.
[20:28] <Angrezi> We can get around the barrier... we want to take the barrier down... true, we lost sight of the problem at hand.
[20:29] <Matsumi Kaze> ...to be honest...I'm not sure we can take it down at the moment
[20:30] <Mongoosetiger> It no friendly, dat sure...
[20:31] <Mongoosetiger> It go underwater in Bay?
[20:31] <Matsumi Kaze> yes
[20:31] <The Magistra> And what about undergound?
[20:31] <The Magistra> That said we need to rig a way to get people in and out of tokyo safely if we can't take it down
[20:32] <Mongoosetiger> Day say dey no know bout underground...
[20:34] <Matsumi Kaze> why don't the rest of you go back to the hotel
[20:34] <Matsumi Kaze> ...we'll try and figure something out
[20:34] <David O`Cain> Fine.
[20:35] <Mongoosetiger> Maybe Jo can punch tru it?
[20:35] * The Magistra sighs "Fine"
[20:35] <Matsumi Kaze> don't worry...we'll figure something out
[20:36] * Matsumi Kaze smiles