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<FireFly_9> Hmm... it might be amusing to see Usagi-san smear Haruka-poppa into paste...

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[21:53] * Kaelyn P. Peinforte [Kick Ass Gown] heads back
[21:54] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> That looks good~
[21:56] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> [Kick Ass Gown] I suddenly have the urge to go to a ball and be pretencious as f[BLEEP]k
[21:57] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Do it! It is your destiny.
[22:00] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> [Kick Ass Gown] *mimicking Michiru's voice* you use THAT sort of thing..OHOHOHOHO
[22:02] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte>'re too good at that.
[22:02] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> [Kick Ass Gown] mum you forget we're also bloody rich
[22:02] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Yes bt I don't act like that.
[22:02] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> [Kick Ass Gown] who do you think keeps getting shoved into those parties that you keep getting invites to and throwing into the garbage
[22:03] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> heh
[22:03] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> There's a reason I delgate to you.
[22:03] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I stopped being pretentious the month I got here.
[22:04] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> God, looking at recordings of myself from when I first showed up... Jesus Christ I was insufferable.
[22:07] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Oh god thinking back... the first person I met here was Wolfwood.
[22:08] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> [Kick Ass Gown] bloody hell
[22:08] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ...
[22:08] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> " words are my toys. "I can't believe I said that.
[22:08] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> [Kick Ass Gown] ...I was damn pretentious too
[22:10] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> [Kick Ass Gown] ..all..curled red hair..and frilled and lace
[22:10] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> [Kick Ass Gown] ...I dressed like I was out of the 19th century
[22:10] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> A very clean woman.
[22:10] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> [Kick Ass Gown] ..I look back at that time with disgust
[22:12] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Yeah well at least you disdn't f[BLEEP]king yell out "I am Nobility! " to people in earnest.
[22:12] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> [Kick Ass Gown] ....seriously?
[22:12] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte groans
[22:12] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I was so young back then.
[22:12] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> So young
[22:14] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> God... Ryan, Raihosha, Wolfwood... all those people I met when I first got here... all off and away doing their own things now.
[22:14] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> [Kick Ass Gown] ..sometimes looking back to the past isn't a good idea
[22:16] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ...yeah it gets ne Melancholy fairly quickly.
[22:17] * Kaelyn P. Peinforte [Kick Ass Gown] quickly closes the computer/phone/whatever from her mother
[22:18] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Hmm? What was that then
[22:19] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> [Kick Ass Gown] ...don't like seeing you upset, mum
[22:19] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I'm not upset
[22:19] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I'm used to people deciding to just not be there one day.
[22:20] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> [Kick Ass Gown] ...well maybe it makes me upset
[22:20] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> [Kick Ass Gown] there are days when I do think that someday things will be gone..and then I start to..think too hard on it
[22:21] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I'm sure a Buddhist would tell us we're fretting about nonsense.
[22:21] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> That all is impermanence.
[22:22] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I've just resolved to focus on what's around me at the moment.
[22:23] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Anything else is to invite madness.
[22:23] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> And we, espeially, need to be wary of that.
[22:30] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> [Kick Ass Gown] yes..yes I suppose so
[22:31] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> [Kick Ass Gown] I suppose I can get a bit emotional
[22:31] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Demons have always targeted the Peinforte woman to try and drive them to madness and despair.
[22:34] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> [Kick Ass Gown] ugh tell me about it
[22:37] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> [Kick Ass Gown] there were a few times during university...
[22:38] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Ugh, same.
[22:39] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> At least you graduated.
[22:42] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> [Kick Ass Gown] ...pfft
[22:42] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> [Kick Ass Gown] ...I had one of your old professors
[22:42] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> [Kick Ass Gown] ...constant references to you
[22:42] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Oh yes?
[22:43] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte seems a bit vhuffed
[22:43] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ^chuffed
[22:43] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Yes, well, of course I left an impression~
[22:43] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> [Kick Ass Gown] ...yes..yes you did
[22:44] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ...what's that tone
[22:47] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> [Kick Ass Gown] ..I got one or two "finally a peinforte actually seeing themselves through"
[22:51] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Tch.
[22:52] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> [Kick Ass Gown] and one or two rumors i had to dispell
[22:53] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> [Kick Ass Gown] mostly about myself
[22:58] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> [Kick Ass Gown] that was irritating
[23:01] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I bet.
[23:02] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> [Kick Ass Gown] I had to bloody explain more then fifty times that I wasn't your.....dirty little secret
[23:16] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte sighs
[23:16] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Some people have nothing better to do than gossip
[23:17] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> It's getting late, I should head off.
[23:17] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Take care, Kae. See you later.
[23:17] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte is away 
[23:19] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> [Kick Ass Gown] take care, mum
[23:47] *** Kaelyn P. Peinforte has left #suburbansenshi
[20:41] <Mercurius Shin> >_> <_<
[20:41] * Mercurius Shin sneaks in.....
[20:43] * Mercurius Shin has left his sister to chat with his fiancee..........
[20:43] <Mercurius Shin> *sigh*
[20:43] * Mercurius Shin looks around and spots the bar area
[20:43] <Mercurius Shin> >_>
[20:43] * Mercurius Shin walks over and digs out a beer
[20:48] <Mercurius Shin> I'll go back in a bit >_>
[20:52] * Mercurius Shin drinks...tapping the side of his glasses to keep track if his sister is STILL chatting
[22:11] <Mercurius Shin> HOW IS SHE STILL TALKING
[22:13] * Mercurius Shin checks the cameras again
[22:13] <Mercurius Shin> oh no..oh no don't..don't start the comparsion photos...DON'T
[22:22] <Mercurius Shin> we...WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING
[22:26] <Mercurius Shin> wait...
[22:26] <Mercurius Shin> why is she there?
[22:26] <Mercurius Shin> WHY ARE THERE THREE OF THEM NOW
[22:32] * Mercurius Shin drinks..realizing his fun time with his fiancee is going to get delayed...
[14:50] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte opens a random door in the House
[14:50] *** You see this

[14:50] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ...
[14:51] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte just closes the door
[14:51] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte is away 
[22:11] <Freya> so it took the moon healers three tries to remove it from Artemis.....
[22:11] <Matsumi Kaze> geez....
[22:13] <Masaki O`Cain> so i have to ask
[22:13] <Masaki O`Cain> after the s[BLEEP]t that happened to you at Mugen
[22:13] <Masaki O`Cain> why didn't you just transfer to another school?
[22:14] <Matsumi Kaze> eh it wasn't worth it....
[22:14] <Freya> ...Matsumi....
[22:14] <Matsumi Kaze> ..and I got rejected from every other school >_>
[22:18] <Masaki O`Cain> how?
[22:30] <Matsumi Kaze> ...well ok so technically I got into one
[22:30] <Matsumi Kaze> ..Juuban High
[22:30] <Matsumi Kaze> and went to meet the principal and...well it was really high pollen..and I....
[22:30] <Masaki O`Cain> ...oh god you didn't sneeze on them did you?
[22:31] <Matsumi Kaze> NO
[22:31] <Matsumi Kaze> I sneezed into my hand
[22:32] <Matsumi Kaze> ...then I shook their hand
[22:32] <Freya> and most people think you're one of the smarter ones
[16:27] * Kaelyn P. Peinforte [Kick Ass Gown] grumbles and pays the bet
[16:27] * Kaelyn P. Peinforte has moved to: [ ]
[21:13] <Mercurius Shin> uggggggh
[21:13] *** Mercurius Shin has joined #suburbansenshi
[21:13] <@spiritflame> konbanwa Mercurius Shin
[21:13] * Mercurius Shin lays on the sofa, beer in hand and staring up at the ceiling
[21:14] <Mercurius Shin> i'm such an idiot
[19:06] * Kaelyn P. Peinforte counts her money
[19:06] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> I'm making a fortune out of this!
[19:14] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> wonder if i could sell it to the other moms
[19:19] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> how would I even market it!?
[19:24] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> Mom's surprise?
[19:24] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> Mom's little gift?
[19:33] * Kaelyn P. Peinforte has a camera feed set up
[19:33] * Kaelyn P. Peinforte records this
[19:51] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> SUCCESS
[22:18] *** Maricite has joined #suburbansenshi
[22:18] <@spiritflame> konbanwa Maricite
[22:19] <Maricite> uggggggh
[22:19] * Maricite kicks off her pants and sits on a sofa
[22:19] <Maricite> FINALLY
[22:19] * Maricite opens up a beer and drinks
[22:20] <Maricite> mmm....that hits the spot
[22:24] <Maricite> ....ugh we suck
[22:30] <Maricite> we'll never be as good as the Dark Kingdom!
[17:59] * Griselda pokes her head in to see if anyone interesting is about tonight.
[18:24] <Maricite> huh whaaaa
[18:25] * Maricite sits up from behind the sofa
[18:25] <Maricite> ugggggggh my head
[18:27] <Maricite> ~_~ what time is it
[18:43] <Griselda> Currently it's about a quarter 'til seven in the evening.
[18:43] <Griselda> Been hitting the booze, I wager.
[18:44] <Maricite> uggggggh
[18:44] <Maricite> oh great
[18:48] * Maricite stands....she's not wearing pants
[18:48] <Maricite> I'm going to be in soooo much trouble ><
[18:51] <Griselda> Probably a lot more if you don't get equipped with pants. >.>
[18:51] <Griselda> It do be pretty cold out there.
[19:17] * Maricite quickly puts on her pants again
[19:18] * Maricite tries to put her dark kingdom uniform back on
[21:12] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> ...oof
[21:12] * Kaelyn P. Peinforte pours a drink
[18:21] *** Sumi Mattine has joined #suburbansenshi
[18:21] <@spiritflame> konbanwa Sumi Mattine *** Happy New Year!!
[18:21] * Sumi Mattine lounges
[18:22] <Sumi Mattine> ok so what's up with time travel in this place
[18:22] <Sumi Mattine> it's all over the place
[18:22] <Sumi Mattine> place
[18:22] <Sumi Mattine> I'm saying place alot
[20:41] <Griselda> Yeah, this particular location seems to be quite the hot spot for all kinds of temporal shenanigans.
[21:34] <Sumi Mattine> tell me about it
[21:34] <Sumi Mattine> I COME from the future and it's still nuts to see here
[19:06] *** [H!P]Allison Blitz [] has joined #suburbansenshi
[19:06] <@spiritflame> konbanwa [H!P]Allison Blitz
[19:07] <[H!P]Allison Blitz> Wow, the font here is so smudged.
[19:07] * [H!P]Allison Blitz does the mom thing of using her own saliva to clean the shmutz off of the font.
[18:30] <Joanna Smithson> HARUKA! WRESTLE KINGDOM IS ON
[18:31] * Joanna Smithson goes to sit on the sofa with a beer and has the TV blaring out

[13:52] * @The Intern is sitting on a couch, thoughtfully munching on some chocolate-covered popcorn
[13:52] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte joins her
[13:53] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> So... Ihave to think you're aware of what's going on next door.
[13:53] <@The Intern> There's quite a lot of things going on next door, which do you mean specifically?
[13:54] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Well, the slow descent of the GOTEL into chaos and the spate of suspiciously timed pregnancies...
[13:54] * @The Intern says nothing, but keeps eating her popcorn
[13:55] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> You used to be so hands-on and proactive in fixing things there in your last incanation, and this you don't seem like a slouch either.
[13:56] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> You're also the one who put the Grimdark Future of Mankind in charge of the place.
[13:56] * @The Intern finishes a mouthful of popcorn and says, without looking at Paisley, "you seem to be working towards a point."
[13:57] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> You're either an impostor, being negligent, or have some kind of agend.
[13:58] <@The Intern> I thought I was the detective here~
[13:58] * @The Intern eats some more popcorn
[13:58] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> What're you playing at?
[13:58] <@The Intern> I don't *munch* play games.
[13:59] <@The Intern> Everything I do has a reason.
[13:59] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> You're letting the inmates run the asylum
[13:59] <@The Intern> The inmates have always run the asylum. It's just a question of which ones.
[14:00] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> But why? Isn't the HOTEL some sort of special nexus or something you are tasked to defend?
[14:01] <@The Intern> Defence can take many forms. Am I deending te place or the people?
[14:01] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Is this like the time you shut half the HOTEL down to forve people to level up?
[14:01] <@The Intern> No.
[14:01] * @The Intern wrinkles her nose a little
[14:02] * @The Intern turns to face Paisley
[14:02] <@The Intern> There are.... threads
[14:02] <@The Intern> You can scry time. Why don't you try scrying the future of the HOTEL?
[14:03] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I tried that once. It just gave me a headache.
[14:03] <@The Intern> You mean it porbably almost killed you.
[14:03] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Yeh... it's too complicated to untangle.
[14:03] <@The Intern> That's because...
[14:04] <@The Intern> you know how this universe, 1335-A came to be?
[14:04] <@The Intern> ^1337
[14:04] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> More or less.
[14:05] <@The Intern> Well up until very recently, despite the obvious differences from 1337 and 1337B it was running on a more-or-less parallel pathway.
[14:05] <@The Intern> But now... the train is coming off the tracks.
[14:06] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Wouldn't that be all the more reason to fortify the HOTEL?
[14:06] <@The Intern> ...
[14:06] <@The Intern> The paradigm is shifting.
[14:06] <@The Intern> Don't assume that "today" is "forever."
[14:07] * @The Intern gets up and tosses her empty popcorn bag into the trash
[14:07] * @The Intern is away 
[14:07] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Al... right then.
[14:07] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte is away 

[19:20] * Kaelyn P. Peinforte is collapsed in the middle of the to a sample of Paisley's elixer of life powder
[19:21] * Kaelyn P. Peinforte 's hand is clutching a marker next to a white board
[19:25] * All she rmemebers is gleeful laughter and the tears of an emo child
[19:26] <Whiteboard>

[19:31] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> @_@ *coughs, trying not to choke on her own blood*
[19:35] * Kaelyn P. Peinforte stands...and leans against the white board..smearing it
[18:34] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte sits on her divan, brooding
[18:40] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte grumbles
[18:40] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> _f[BLEEP]king Elon_
[18:42] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte is busy reoroganising her Twitter as she unfollows a lot of people
[18:44] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> f[BLEEP]king bulls[BLEEP]t billionaire rtechbro a[BLEEP]le
[19:23] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> uggggggggggh
[19:23] * Kaelyn P. Peinforte tries to sit up..
[19:25] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Hallo sleepyhead.
[19:26] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> ...feel like i got hit by a bloody semi
[19:26] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> .........
[19:26] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> where's my pants?
[19:29] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> uggh what happened
[19:38] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ...I think you were snorting powdered elixir like it was cocaine.
[19:40] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> ugh oh yes..forgot
[19:40] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> ...did it work
[19:40] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> did i figure out anything?
[19:41] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte points to the smeared whiteboard
[19:41] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> .......
[19:41] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> f[BLEEP]k
[20:37] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Twitter's the only social media home I chose and now I have to leave it.
[21:08] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte is away 
[22:33] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> ...uh
[19:57] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte is watching someone responding to phone scammers with AI generated text.
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[18:44] <@spiritflame> konbanwa Kaelyn P. Peinforte
[18:44] * Kaelyn P. Peinforte sits on a sofa, sipping out of a Starbucks Oxford mug and watching some stuffy british show
[18:48] * Kaelyn P. Peinforte leans back and props up her feet
[19:02] * Kaelyn P. Peinforte is having a rest day
[21:49] * Kaelyn P. Peinforte snores, several books on her face
[22:55] *** Delilah Inochi has joined #suburbansenshi
[22:55] <@spiritflame> konbanwa Delilah Inochi
[22:55] * Delilah Inochi peeks in >_>
[22:55] <Delilah Inochi> YES I CAN BE IN THIS PLACE NOW
[22:57] * Delilah Inochi sits down happily with a bounce
[23:59] *** Delilah Inochi has left #suburbansenshi
[20:52] * Matsumi Kaze drops off a drinking keg in the shape of KITT, with a birthday card attached for Haruka.