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<// J_Daito //> I'll eat anything I can at least identify
welcome to #suburbansenshi
[12:12] <@The Intern> [beta test] test
[12:14] <GERMATOID> TESTING
[12:15] ☼ Scouter indicates The Intern has HP level of 500!
[12:15] ☼ Scouter indicates The Intern has POWERED UP!
[12:15] <@spiritflame> The Intern: You have 1000 MP / 250 HP / 5000 SP
[12:15] <@The Intern> [beta test] /stk
[12:15] <@The Intern> !awesome
[12:15] --== :: AND NOW FOR YOUR DOSE OF AWESOME :: ==--
*** On his birthday, Shinji Ikari randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.
[12:15] <@The Intern> [beta test] ..what
[12:15] <@The Intern> !awesome
[12:15] --== :: AND NOW FOR YOUR DOSE OF AWESOME :: ==--
*** When Shinji Ikari looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Shinji Ikari and Shinji Ikari.
[12:16] █████ The Intern has BLOCKED the attack!
[12:16] ☼ Scouter indicates Silicon Momoko has POWERED UP!
[12:16] <@Silicon Momoko> [beta test] /atk isn't working
[12:19] <@The Intern> [beta test] hmm
[12:19] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> testing!
[12:19] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> /gtv test
[12:19] // GINGA net.news FLASH // · · test · ·
[12:22] <@The Intern> [beta test] test
[12:24] *** @The Intern sets mode -o on Silicon Momoko [0]
[12:24] <Silicon Momoko> test
[12:24] *** @The Intern sets mode +o on silicon Momoko [0]
[12:24] <@Silicon Momoko> [beta test] test
[12:25] *** SYSTEM ANNOUNCE - does this work ***
[12:26] <@The Intern> [beta test] All right. We're at the stage where once I correc tthe /atk bug we will be able to open this box for beta testing
[12:27] * HOUSE KILL COUNT: 193
[12:27] <@The Intern> [beta test] That was satisfying.
[12:27] <@Silicon Momoko> [beta test] Yeah now you see why everyone does it
[12:28] <@The Intern> [beta test] Mmm-hmm.
[12:28] <@Silicon Momoko> [beta test] But it's time for Thanksgiving now
[12:28] <@Silicon Momoko> [beta test] So later in the evening?
[12:28] <@The Intern> [beta test] Yes. I would never pass up the chance for good meals
[12:28] <@Silicon Momoko> [beta test] meals?
[12:29] <@The Intern> [beta test] I am going to use the TARDIS to go to several dinners which are being held at the same time :3
[12:29] <@Silicon Momoko> [beta test] Cheater lol
[12:29] <@The Intern> [beta test] Don't be jealous
[12:29] * @The Intern is away: time to eat!
[12:29] * @Silicon Momoko is away: :D
[16:37] * @The Intern changes topic to `test`
[16:37] * @The Intern changes topic to `Sub.Sen 20th anniversary renewal project HQ - Chatbox code refactoring is a go, changes WILL NOT WORK FOR YOU YET`
[16:38] * @The Intern sets mode +r to dog
[16:38] * @Silicon Momoko is now known as dog
[16:38] <@spiritflame> ATTENTION: dog is already registered. Check your password or enter a new name.
[16:39] <@Silicon Momoko> [beta test] test
[16:39] *** @The Intern has killed dog
[16:39] * @The Intern [beta test] is on John Wick's s[BLEEP]tlist
[16:41] * @The Intern is now known as tester
[16:41] <@tester> test
[16:41] * @tester is now known as The Intern
[16:41] <@The Intern> [beta test] test
[16:44] <@The Intern> [beta test] Okay, now I need to make sure backend functionality matches the frontend
[16:45] <@The Intern> [beta test] - testing /angst -
[16:45] *The Intern [beta test] kicks a cybermat
[16:45] *** [0.3] The Intern FRAGS the target!! (188 HP Damage)
(+7 EXP)
[16:45] <@The Intern> [beta test] I know /away /back and /boom work
[16:46] *** @The Intern flips a coin into the air and catches it, tails side up
[16:46] <spiritflame> @The Intern draws 7♠ K♣ 2♦ A♠ 10♠
[16:46] <@The Intern> [beta test] ♦ testing /flash
[16:47] <@The Intern> [beta test] testing /funk
[16:47] [beta test] ★ ★ ★ @The Intern grooving ★ ★ ★
[16:47] *** Need some help? Check out our list of commands and new users guide all on this handy wiki page!
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[16:49] <Kanye @The Intern> [beta test] YO FUTURE ME I'M REALLY HAPPY FOR YOU AN IMMA LET YOU FINISH, BUT CRESSIDA HAS GOT ONE OF THE PUNCHES OF ALL TIME, YO
[16:50] <@The Intern> [beta test] 
So far so good
[16:50] <@The Intern> [beta test] /luck
[16:50] * @The Intern [beta test] is being counterproductive and informing you that they are lurking.
[16:50] <The Intern> (( test ))
[16:51] <@The Intern> [beta test] Paise, slash me!
[16:51] * Paisley Pythia Peinforte takes out a pen, and opens up her scandalous no moleskine, quickly writing up a steamy tale of forbidden romance involving Tempestt and Massive Alien rediscovering their secret passion with a little help from Langley Kahara and Canadian Max in the onsen and plant-kun's branches.
[16:51] * @The Intern is too damn lazy to get away from the computer and call up pizza hut so here's a link
[16:51] *** PRIVATE ACTION START - This cannot be scryed or otherwise seen unless the players involved allow it.
[16:51] * @The Intern [beta test] eats a chocolate bar
[16:51] *** PRIVATE ACTION END
[16:52] *** @The Intern [NBPSBXAMD@cia674.panopticon.gallfrey.kasterborous.sen] has quit IRC (The game is NEVER over!)
[16:52] *** @The Intern [NBPSBXAMD@cia674.panopticon.gallfrey.kasterborous.sen] has joined #suburbansenshi
[16:52] *** +luna_P sets mode +o @The Intern
[16:52] <@spiritflame> konnichiwa @The Intern
[16:52] <@The Intern> [beta test] “ The Spice Must Flow”
[16:52] <spiritflame> @The Intern rolls 2d6 [ 4, 6 ]
[16:53] <@The Intern> [beta test] ♫ In the not so distant future, Next Sunday AD ♫
[16:54] * @The Intern [beta test] slaps Motoki around a bit with a large trout
[16:54] * @The Intern [beta test] watches in horror as he "enjoys" it
[16:54] <@The Intern> [SPOILER for No Time to Die] James Bond Dies
[16:56] *** @The Intern votes: [ ABSTAIN ]
[16:56] * (•_•) / ( •_•)>⌐■-■ / (⌐■_■)
[16:56] <<@The Intern>> [beta test]
[16:57] <@The Intern> [beta test] Hmm /yeah seems broken
[16:57] <@The Intern> [beta test] !rei.bot rps rock
[16:58] <@The Intern> [beta test] !rei.bot logsize
[16:58] <@The Intern> !awesome
[16:58] --== :: AND NOW FOR YOUR DOSE OF AWESOME :: ==--
*** When Shinji Ikari talks about "pumping iron," he's actually referring to masturbation.
[16:58] <@The Intern>!protip
[16:58] *** PROTIP!: Nothing adds excitement to a campaign like hours of detailing room dimensions and doorway placements. Remember, if you can't keep them engaged, you can at least keep them busy. Well, one of them, anyway.
[16:58] <@The Intern>!quote
[16:58] [07:37] <// J_Daito //> THANK YOU MISS WIKIPEDIA
[07:37] <@S.X. Aino> - can you even load Wikipedia -
[07:38] <// J_Daito //> Yeah but Netscape runs out of RAM
[07:38] <@SpeedRcrX> Didn't you get a new computer Christmas
[07:38] <// J_Daito //> It uses too many watts
[07:38] <// J_Daito //> anyway
[07:38] <@S.X. Aino> What the heck kind of excuse is "uses too many watts"
[07:40] <flame_SNIPER> I HAVE HAD IT
[07:40] <// J_Daito //> Congratulations, maybe now you won't be so b[BLEEP]chy
[07:41] <flame_SNIPER> I'm going to KILL you
[07:41] <// J_Daito //> Been there, done that, got better, hotness no senshi
[16:59] <@The Intern> !duelman hit me
[16:59] DUELMAN THRUSTS BEFORE YOU AND GIVETH THIS WISDOM OF THE BULGE:
[20:24] <DUELMAN> THE GAY USED YOU, IT IS A CLASSIC THING, HE DOESN'T WANT TO SEX BECAUSE YOU LACK A C[BLEEP]K
[17:01] <@The Intern> [beta test] Ugh okay
[17:04] <@The Intern> [beta test] So /atk /yeah and the rei.bot commands are broken.
[17:15] █████ The Intern test
[17:15] <@The Intern> !awesome
[17:15] --== :: AND NOW FOR YOUR DOSE OF AWESOME :: ==--
*** Shinji Ikari never laughs in the face of danger, he tells it to back the fuck off.
[17:16] <@The Intern> [beta test] OH... so... without a string ATK just jumps down...
[17:18] <@The Intern> !awesome
[17:18] --== :: AND NOW FOR YOUR DOSE OF AWESOME :: ==--
*** When Shinji was asked why he never goes to the bathroom, he replied, "What happens in Shinji Ikari, stays in Shinji Ikari."
[17:18] <@The Intern> !awesome
[17:18] --== :: AND NOW FOR YOUR DOSE OF AWESOME :: ==--
*** When Shinji Ikari gets pulled over he lets the cop off with a warning.
[17:18] █████ The Intern
[17:19] █████ The Intern unleashes the most generic attack you can imagine.
[17:19] █████ The Intern unleashes the most generic attack you can imagine.
[17:19] █████ The Intern kicks a rock
[17:20] <@The Intern> [beta test] ok /atk is fixed
[17:24] * (•_•) / ( •_•)>⌐■-■ / (⌐■_■)
[17:24] <<@The Intern>> [beta test] /yeah I think ... I blew his mind
[17:25] * (•_•) / ( •_•)>⌐■-■ / (⌐■_■)
[17:25] <<@The Intern>> [beta test] I think... I blew his mind
[17:25] <@The Intern> [beta test] okay /yeah is fixed
[17:28] <@spiritflame> The location is: clear
[17:28] <@spiritflame> Current Location is: test
[17:28] <@The Intern> !awesome
[17:28] --== :: AND NOW FOR YOUR DOSE OF AWESOME :: ==--
*** Shinji Ikari is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
[17:29] <@The Intern> [beta test] Okay Location needs null message checking
[17:29] <@The Intern> !awesome
[17:29] --== :: AND NOW FOR YOUR DOSE OF AWESOME :: ==--
*** Shinji Ikari does not sleep. He waits.
[17:29] <@spiritflame> The location is: test
[17:38] <@spiritflame> Current Location is: bus
[17:38] <@spiritflame> The location is: bus
[17:38] <@spiritflame> Current Location is: catbus
[17:38] <@The Intern> !awesome
[17:38] --== :: AND NOW FOR YOUR DOSE OF AWESOME :: ==--
*** The movie Ray is loosely based on the life of Shinji Ikari, only they substituted piano playing for eating toddlers, and blindness for the ability to fly.
[17:39] <@spiritflame> The location is: catbus
[17:39] <@The Intern> [beta test] So it needs a space after /location
[17:57] <@The Intern> [beta test] Ugh we can test it later
[17:59] * @The Intern changes topic to `" style="text-decoration:none; color:#3bc6f0" target=new>#c6f23f;"> ss1 is open for BETA TESTING. Play around in the box and please let X know what doesn't work! (We know about rei.bot commands)`
[18:00] * @The Intern changes topic to `/topic #ss1 is open for BETA TESTING. Play around in the box and please let X know what doesn't work! (We know about rei.bot commands)`
[18:00] * @The Intern changes topic to `" style="text-decoration:none; color:#3bc6f0" target=new>#c6f23f;"> ss1 is open for BETA TESTING. Play around in the box and please let X know what doesn't work! (We know about rei.bot commands)`
[18:00] * @The Intern changes topic to `#ss1 is open for BETA TESTING. Play around in the box and please let X know what doesn't work! (We know about rei.bot commands)`