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<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Hmph. My blind great-grandfather could have called that.

welcome to #suburbansenshi

[10:34] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ...
[10:35] <Exeter L. Wakefield> "Snogging and Shagging?"
[10:35] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I am a simple creature.
[10:35] <Exeter L. Wakefield> That's a f[BLEEP]king lie XD
[10:35] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> hah!
[10:37] <D. Kakaku> (( test ))
[10:37] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Still, I find it's useful to have others underestimate me with a simple presentation.
[10:37] <Exeter L. Wakefield> Is that how that's working
[10:38] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Yes.
[10:47] <Miara> you can just like those things. most people do!
[10:48] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Oh eshe's acting all Prudish as Time Lords are wont to do. I can testify he likes them just fine~ ♡
[10:49] <Exeter L. Wakefield> ...
[10:49] <Exeter L. Wakefield> :P
[10:50] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ...Is that the best comeback you have? MAybe Jedite was right about you :P
[10:50] <Exeter L. Wakefield> I'm not good at spontaneous banter :P
[10:50] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Neither am I but I manage it somehow :P
[10:51] <Exeter L. Wakefield> Because you're English and have that sharp, barbed dry wit of theirs :P
[10:51] <Miara> you two talk an awful lot to each other
[10:51] <Miara> just not always other people
[10:51] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> <_<
[10:51] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Well
[10:52] <Exeter L. Wakefield> >_>
[10:52] <Exeter L. Wakefield> I have resons for avoiding other people!
[10:52] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I do too <_<
[10:52] <Maret Wane> and those are?
[10:52] <Exeter L. Wakefield> Your reasons and my reasons are two diferent reasons.
[10:53] <Miara> we all have reasons! aaaah!
[10:53] <Exeter L. Wakefield> Well if *I* talked to certain people I could literally bring down thewhole time-space continuum :P
[10:53] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ...I'm just s[BLEEP]t at small tak <_<
[10:53] <Miara> yeah that
[10:53] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte jabs Exeter in the ribs. "You're full fo yourself, aren't you :P"
[10:54] <Exeter L. Wakefield> Well it's True, the only reason I'm here is because not everyone comes here :P
[10:54] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ...I'm sure everyone's come here at least once.
[10:54] <Miara> there is actually a whole list of people right now i need to avoid ><
[10:54] <Exeter L. Wakefield> ....I can't beleive you just said that.
[10:54] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I am a horrible person XD
[10:54] <Miara> ....
[10:54] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Miara
[10:55] <Miara> /squeal not everyone
[10:55] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ! join us in the hiding but not hiding club!
[10:55] <Miara> ^
[10:55] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Oh don't worry, these things will creep up on you.
[10:55] <Miara> maybes? do you have Members?
[10:56] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte points to herself and EX
[10:56] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> We don't ahve T-shirts YET
[10:56] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> But I'm sure somehting can be arranged!
[10:56] <Exeter L. Wakefield> And we ned newsletters so people can subscribe to them.
[10:57] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Yes, newsletters that are never updated.
[10:57] <Miara> who has time for newsletters?
[10:57] * Miara belatedly waves to Maret
[10:58] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Exactly. So by not updating them we provide a valuable time-saving service.
[10:58] <Exeter L. Wakefield> ....
[10:58] <Miara> i'm too busy trying to get to awesome and you're apparently too busy snogging and stuffs
[10:59] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Not busy enough today <_<
[11:00] <Exeter L. Wakefield> Later <_<
[11:00] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> "Get to awesome", eh? Do tell.,
[11:01] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> How does that work?
[11:01] <Miara> cause i've seen all the stuff other me was able to do, so i know i can do it. maybe faster~
[11:03] <Miara> i can't get too into the changing the world stuff cause of you know, members club, so that leaves all the training and adventure stuff
[11:03] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Competing against yourself literally must be rough.
[11:04] <Maret Wane> twice as fast as an adventurer, maybe?
[11:04] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Sounds like a worth goal~
[11:04] <Miara> but it's fun. and satisfying
[11:05] <Miara> and i mean, i can take the pain, so. why not?
[11:07] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Teh HOTEL's Danger room might ber good to use.
[11:07] <Miara> haahaahaha
[11:08] <Miara> i use those like every day :p
[11:09] <Exeter L. Wakefield> What about The Hell-World of the Flame
[11:09] <Exeter L. Wakefield> Lotus
[11:09] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ....That might work if you don't mind dying and reviving several million times.
[11:12] <Miara> hm...would have to research that. there's also something else i gotta do every day.
[11:14] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Pamphlet
[11:14] <Exeter L. Wakefield> Pamphlet needs pictures.
[11:15] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Yuo go take them then
[11:15] <Exeter L. Wakefield> I rather like living.
[11:17] <Miara> maybe would take some if you asked nicely?
[11:17] <Exeter L. Wakefield> ...maybe. Butr she may not like me.
[11:18] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ahahahah that's true.
[11:18] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Considering.
[11:18] <Exeter L. Wakefield> Considering you took her motherf[BLEEP]king eye because of me <_<
[11:18] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> YTes and you had better not lose it.
[11:19] <Miara> ne???
[11:20] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Well things were happening and I was afraid timelines would get shifted and I would lose Exeter soo...
[11:20] * Miara just nods
[11:20] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> knowing that's flesh can make someone protected against those kinds of things (see Noriko and her sword Vindicator) I erm...
[11:21] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I asked for some to make a talisman for Ex there but she declined and said if I Wanted it I would need to take it by force.
[11:21] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> And well...
[11:21] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I took her motherf[BLEEP]king eye. WITH THE POWER OF LOVE.
[11:21] <Miara> well that sounds kind of awesome then
[11:21] <Exeter L. Wakefield> I don't know if ti was love per se
[11:21] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Right so it may have been a gouging eye-claw but STILL
[11:22] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> IT WAS LOVE. FOR YOU.
[11:22] * Exeter L. Wakefield blushes "thank you"
[11:22] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Indeed.
[11:23] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Thus she now wears an eyepatch
[11:23] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I'm fully convinced she would just make another eye but wants the Nick Fury look.
[11:24] <Exeter L. Wakefield> I think it's a sign of respect.
[11:24] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte shrugs
[11:28] <Miara> some scars are important
[11:29] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Yeah.
[11:30] <Miara> i don't have any permanent ones yet
[11:31] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Mine are mainly internal.
[11:31] <Exeter L. Wakefield> :<
[11:31] * Griselda suddenly appears on the back of a couch, owling off it. "Hey what's going on in this thread?"
[11:31] * Exeter L. Wakefield hives Paise a hug from the side
[11:31] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Random talk about training, fighting, leveling and scarring.
[11:31] <Griselda> Ah.
[11:33] <Maret Wane> I don't think I have any scars from battle yet.
[11:33] <Miara> you know, generally being fierce badasses :p
[11:34] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> heh
[11:34] <Miara> your main powerset's magic, you don't have to get in so close, either
[11:34] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte nods to Maret
[11:35] <Maret Wane> what is true, it's mainly Earth magic powers.
[11:36] * Maret Wane does a turn of the wrist, and if you look outside, there are dow dirt-made plant pots.
[11:37] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Nicely done~
[11:38] <Maret Wane> thank you.
[11:38] * Maret Wane curtseys graciously.
[11:52] * Griselda checks over some things.
[11:53] * Miara is texting away on her mobile
[11:58] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte is reading various things
[11:59] * Maret Wane is reading on some old books.
[12:02] <Miara> :/
[12:02] <Griselda> ?
[12:06] <Maret Wane> hmm?
[12:11] <Miara> Bran's busy when I need to not be here
[12:12] <Griselda> Well, this just got interesting. Seems one of my personalized assistants cottoned onto some changes going around.
[12:16] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Oh?
[12:20] <Griselda> Yeah. My assistant, Nemissa (I'd call her Nemmy for short, but I think someone else has that distinction) has been running a little side-project alongside me --- namely charting out any significant changes here compared to back home.
[12:21] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Hmm.
[12:24] <Miara> why is it important to compare them?
[12:25] <Griselda> It's more of a "for fun" thing.
[12:25] <Miara> oh. so you're not planning on moving people here or something then!
[12:26] <Miara> ne, where is "back home"?
[12:26] <Griselda> Why would I do that?
[12:26] * Miara shrugs "dunno, why would you?"
[12:30] <Miara> also, why would you do that for fun, but that's just me
[12:33] <Griselda> Mostly I find it interesting to see where all the changes lie, the little "what-ifs" that cause entirely new branches of history to form.
[12:36] <Exeter L. Wakefield> That's like counting all the betterflies int he forest.
[12:36] <Exeter L. Wakefield> You can try but everything snowballs quickly.
[12:37] <Miara> if you both enjoy it...
[12:41] <Griselda> Like I said, it's mostly a "for fun" thing. I'm not gonna be like my great-times-seven grandfather.
[12:45] <Exeter L. Wakefield> What did he do?
[12:47] <Griselda> His head spontaneously combusted when he tried charting down all the miniscule differences among a s[BLEEP]tton of timelines.
[12:48] <Exeter L. Wakefield> Yup. That happens.
[12:50] * Miara is away: training
[12:53] <Maret Wane> enjoyable.
[12:53] * Maret Wane yawns slightly
[12:55] <Exeter L. Wakefield> ..I suppose Spontaneous combustion could be enjoyable?
[12:57] <Griselda> Probably depends on if you survive it.
[13:06] <Griselda> What probably also helps is that I'm starting small.
[13:10] <Maret Wane> I have to tend to Nasmat, I will see you all later.
[13:10] * Maret Wane is away 
[15:25] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte beaks out laughing
[15:25] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> STAND USER: FRANK REYNOLDS STAND NAME: 「MAGNUM DONG」
[15:25] <Exeter L. Wakefield> LOL what the hell
[15:26] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> This video
[15:26] <Exeter L. Wakefield> Oh god
[15:56] * Exeter L. Wakefield is away: Hehy Piase, let's go for a walk
[15:57] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte is away: ...really?
[17:19] * Griselda is all on her lonesome.
[18:09] * the wall is BLOWN OUT by cannon fire!
[18:12] <Griselda> Now who could this be?
[18:15] * Anne and Mary run their Ship on Wheels through the open space!
[18:15] <Griselda> (Should've figured.)
[18:21] <Anne Bonny> Mary! the anchor!
[18:22] * Mary Read drops the anchor of the side of the ship, which punches a hole in the floor
[18:27] * Anne Bonny hops off the ship, while Mary jumps off the side as well as they wander into the room
[18:29] <Griselda> Having fun?
[18:31] * Anne Bonny stands guard while Mary starts to search the sofas
[18:35] * Mary Read pauses..then pulls out an entire crate full of Ginger Ale bottles
[18:35] * Mary Read turns and nods to Anne
[18:35] <Anne Bonny> alright! treasure found!
[18:36] * Anne and Mary climb back into the ship, Mary pulling the anchor back up
[18:37] <Griselda> :3
[18:42] * Anne and Mary back up through the hole and ride off!
[18:42] *** Anne and Mary has left #suburbansenshi
[20:19] <The Magistra> ....They don't even have the riding skill
[20:24] <Griselda> Maybe they got bored and decided to learn how to gain it?
[20:28] <Griselda> I mean, compared to the other weird s[BLEEP]t that goes on in this universe, them learning how to juryrig a land-boat is pretty tame.
[20:28] *** Damien Souleater has joined #suburbansenshi
[20:28] <@spiritflame> konbanwa Damien Souleater
[20:32] * Damien Souleater crawls out of magistra's leg pouch and blinks "huh your not the usual person whose pockets i crawl out of"
[20:36] * The Magistra falls over "Gah!
[20:38] <Damien Souleater> sigh even your reaction is not right *pouts* maybe i took a wrong turn at the pant leg spaciel intersection
[20:39] <The Magistra> There are so many things wrong with this conversation
[20:41] * Damien Souleater tries to climb back in to the pouch "hold on maybe if i take a right at the jeans and then climb the bootleg cut before switching out the fabric matrix for plaid i might end up at the right person"
[20:41] * The Magistra kicks him away "Use your own clothes for such escapades"
[20:45] * Damien Souleater points to his loin cloth "yer because i have pockets in this thing?"
[20:45] <The Magistra> Then go jump in via a laundry basket
[20:49] <Damien Souleater> laundry baskets are not portals that is just silly
[21:00] <Thrash 8> are you upsetting my baby girl?
[21:00] *** Thrash 8 has joined #suburbansenshi
[21:00] <@spiritflame> konbanwa Thrash 8
[21:00] * Thrash 8 leans against a wall, crossing her arms
[21:01] <The Magistra> I'm fine.
[21:02] <Thrash 8> of course you are, child...I just need to watch out for you
[21:03] * Damien Souleater blinks at thrash as he tilts his head reading his aura "huh and here i thought i had a tendancy to change gender, you were male last time i saw you"
[21:03] <Thrash 8> I was male the last 7 times
[21:04] <Damien Souleater> ah i see
[21:06] * Damien Souleater looks at Thrash 8.
[21:06] *** Thrash 8 is woman with short black bobbed hair, a 20s style business casual suit and boots. She is Thrash's eighth regeneration
Her image Song is: . She is Level 1.

[21:07] <Thrash 8> don't mind me...just making a stop over
[21:13] * Damien Souleater nods his head before he smells muffins and does a road runner impressing before speeding off "MEEP MEEP"
[21:13] <Thrash 8> quite the amusing boy
[21:16] *** Damien Souleater has left #suburbansenshi
[21:24] <Ultra> test
[21:33] <Griselda> Also, it's "Beep Beep". I know it sounds like "Meep Meep" but it's not.
[21:37] <Thrash 8> aw you're cute
[21:48] * Thrash 8 walks over and gives her daughter a big old hug
[22:55] <The Magistra> Ugh stap it!
[22:56] <Griselda> :3
[23:04] <Thrash 8> no why?
[23:04] * Thrash 8 keeps hugging!
[07:40] <Silicon Momoko> test
[07:40] *** Silicon Momoko has turned their sound on
[07:41] * Silicon Momoko hmms
[08:18] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> test
[08:23] <Silicon Momoko> test
[08:24] <Silicon Momoko> test
[08:27] *** Silicon Momoko has turned their sound on
[08:27] <Silicon Momoko> there should be a beep ><
[08:29] <Silicon Momoko> test
[08:29] <Silicon Momoko> test
[08:29] <Silicon Momoko> Oaky that works now to put it ont he other boxes
[08:31] *** Silicon Momoko has turned their sound off
[08:31] <Silicon Momoko> test
[08:31] <Silicon Momoko> err
[08:33] *** Silicon Momoko has turned their sound off
[08:41] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> test
[08:43] <Silicon Momoko> test
[08:43] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> test
[08:44] *** Silicon Momoko has turned their sound on
[08:44] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> test
[08:53] *** Silicon Momoko has turned their sound on
[08:53] <Silicon Momoko> test
[08:53] <Silicon Momoko> works in chrome too
[08:53] *** Silicon Momoko has turned their sound off
[08:53] <Silicon Momoko> test
[08:54] * Silicon Momoko is away: woo
[08:55] *** Silicon Momoko has turned their sound on
[08:55] <Silicon Momoko> hmm
[08:55] <Silicon Momoko> hahah broke for the old box
[09:02] <Silicon Momoko> test
[09:02] *** Silicon Momoko has turned their sound on
[09:02] <Silicon Momoko> test
[10:01] *** Silicon Momoko has turned their sound on
[10:01] <Silicon Momoko> test
[10:03] *** Silicon Momoko has turned their sound on
[10:03] <Silicon Momoko> :/
[11:42] *** Silicon Momoko has turned their sound on
[11:43] <Silicon Momoko> test
[11:44] <Silicon Momoko> test
[11:49] <Silicon Momoko> test
[11:49] *** Silicon Momoko has turned their sound on
[11:49] <Silicon Momoko> test
[12:02] *** @ has turned their sound on
[12:02] <@> test
[12:03] <@> test
[12:13] <Silicon Momoko> FP SS1 audio check
[12:13] <Silicon Momoko> pass
[12:15] <Silicon Momoko> RP SS1 sound check
[12:15] *** Silicon Momoko has turned their sound on
[12:15] <Silicon Momoko> test
[12:15] <Silicon Momoko> - FAIL
[12:16] <Silicon Momoko> SS1 RP fail
[12:17] *** has turned their sound on
[12:17] *** Silicon Momoko has turned their sound on
[12:17] <Silicon Momoko> SS1 BE Test
[12:17] <Silicon Momoko> SS1 Backend Scound FAIL
[12:19] <> Okay so SS1 sound fails on the legacy RP and backend.
[12:19] * is now known as Silicon Momoko
[12:23] *** Silicon Momoko has turned their sound on
[12:23] <Silicon Momoko> test
[12:25] <Silicon Momoko> test
[12:25] *** Silicon Momoko has turned their sound on
[12:25] <Silicon Momoko> test
[12:28] <Silicon Momoko> /sound
[12:28] *** Silicon Momoko has turned their sound off
[12:28] *** Silicon Momoko has turned their sound on
[12:28] <Silicon Momoko> test
[12:28] <Silicon Momoko> "/
[12:28] <Silicon Momoko> test
[12:28] *** Silicon Momoko has turned their sound on
[12:28] <Silicon Momoko> test
[12:29] <Silicon Momoko> Still not working on front or backdoor.
[12:29] <@The Intern> let me check somewhee else
[12:34] <Silicon Momoko> test
[12:34] <Silicon Momoko> test
[12:34] <Silicon Momoko> hmm
[12:35] <Silicon Momoko> SS1 old and new lengths are not nbeing set?
[12:41] *** Silicon Momoko has turned their sound off
[12:42] *** Silicon Momoko has turned their sound on
[12:42] <Silicon Momoko> sound states are flipping ok
[12:43] <Silicon Momoko> test
[12:43] <Silicon Momoko> length is not beign set.
[12:47] <Silicon Momoko> Clearing all cookies
[12:48] *** Silicon Momoko has turned their sound on
[12:48] <Silicon Momoko> test
[12:48] <Silicon Momoko> hmm
[12:48] <Silicon Momoko> old length is set once and never again.
[12:48] <Silicon Momoko> There's a logic flaw somewhere
[12:50] <@The Intern> well why is the new length cookie not setting.
[12:50] <@The Intern> We neeed to start there
[12:52] <@The Intern> It's only set in one place.
[12:52] <@The Intern> ...well.
[12:53] <@The Intern> I think I see the issue.
[12:54] <@The Intern> Yeah. It's not pulling up ther correct... -sigh-
[12:54] * @The Intern fixes this
[12:55] <@The Intern> Reload + retry front end.
[12:55] *** Silicon Momoko has turned their sound on
[12:55] <Silicon Momoko> test
[12:55] <Silicon Momoko> Nerp
[12:56] <@The Intern> Well the cookies are being set now
[12:56] *** Silicon Momoko has turned their sound off
[12:56] *** Silicon Momoko has turned their sound on
[12:57] <Silicon Momoko> Yeah okay something else is wrong.
[12:57] <Silicon Momoko> The filesize comparison's okay
[12:57] <Silicon Momoko> test
[12:58] <Silicon Momoko> Well no. Old Lenght isn't being updated.
[12:58] <Silicon Momoko> New Length is
[12:58] <@The Intern> Okay so that narrows it down
[12:58] <@The Intern> Check backend please
[12:59] <Silicon Momoko> test
[12:59] <Silicon Momoko> New Length increments, old length doesn't
[13:05] <Silicon Momoko> test
[13:05] *** Silicon Momoko has turned their sound on
[13:05] <Silicon Momoko> test
[13:05] <Silicon Momoko> Aww COME ON
[13:06] <Silicon Momoko> test
[13:06] <Silicon Momoko> hmm
[13:07] *** Silicon Momoko has turned their sound on
[13:07] <Silicon Momoko> test
[13:08] <Silicon Momoko> it's incrementing but no love.
[13:08] *** Silicon Momoko has turned their sound on
[13:08] <Silicon Momoko> test
[13:09] *** Silicon Momoko has turned their sound off
[13:09] *** Silicon Momoko has turned their sound on
[13:09] <Silicon Momoko> test
[13:10] *** Silicon Momoko has turned their sound on
[13:10] <Silicon Momoko> is... sound state not carrying
[13:11] <@The Intern> Well that WOULD break it
[13:11] * @The Intern looks
[13:15] *** Silicon Momoko has turned their sound on
[13:15] <Silicon Momoko> old lenght isn't getting made now.
[13:37] *** test has turned their sound on
[13:37] <test> test
[13:37] <Silicon Momoko> /sound
[13:37] *** Silicon Momoko has turned their sound on
[13:37] <Silicon Momoko> test
[13:38] <Silicon Momoko> /sound
[13:38] *** Silicon Momoko has turned their sound on
[13:38] <Silicon Momoko> test
[13:39] <Silicon Momoko> this should eb working
[13:40] <@The Intern> hmm
[13:41] <@The Intern> /aaway need to think on this
[16:30] <Silicon Momoko> continuing a test
[16:39] *** Silicon Momoko has turned their sound on
[16:39] <Silicon Momoko> test
[16:40] <Silicon Momoko> test
[16:41] <Silicon Momoko> /sound
[16:41] *** Silicon Momoko has turned their sound on
[16:41] <Silicon Momoko> tst
[16:42] <@The Intern> I've worked in some debugging
[16:43] <@The Intern> the newlength is coming up null
[16:43] <Silicon Momoko> ..the f[BLEEP]k
[17:01] <Silicon Momoko> Somehow the fix you put in earlier was reverted.
[17:02] *** Silicon Momoko has turned their sound on
[17:02] <Silicon Momoko> test
[17:02] <Silicon Momoko> test
[17:02] <Silicon Momoko> /soundd off
[17:02] *** Silicon Momoko has turned their sound off
[17:02] *** Silicon Momoko has turned their sound on
[17:03] <Silicon Momoko> hmm
[17:03] <Silicon Momoko> still not working
[17:03] <Silicon Momoko> test
[17:04] <Silicon Momoko> The old length isn't being set now
[17:04] <@The Intern> This is gettign ridiculous.
[17:05] * @The Intern groans
[17:05] <@The Intern> the setcookie and set [BLEEP] functions are gone.
[17:05] <@The Intern> This is [[BLEEP]
[17:08] <Silicon Momoko> okay
[17:08] *** Silicon Momoko has turned their sound on
[17:08] <Silicon Momoko> test
[17:08] <Silicon Momoko> ARGHNOW WHAT
[17:09] <Silicon Momoko> test
[17:09] <Silicon Momoko> it wants to fire the beep but there is no beep
[17:09] <Silicon Momoko> test
[17:11] <@The Intern> Well momoko it looks like that's because there's no beep file
[17:11] <Silicon Momoko> ARE YOU S[BLEEP]TTING ME RIGHT NOW
[17:12] * Silicon Momoko uploads one
[17:12] <Silicon Momoko> /sound
[17:12] *** Silicon Momoko has turned their sound on
[17:12] <Silicon Momoko> test
[17:12] <Silicon Momoko> - still nothing -
[17:12] <@The Intern> try a force reload
[17:13] <Silicon Momoko> /sound
[17:13] *** Silicon Momoko has turned their sound on
[17:13] <Silicon Momoko> test
[17:14] <@The Intern> ..autoplay is turned off
[17:14] <@The Intern> what
[17:14] * Silicon Momoko grumbles
[17:14] <Silicon Momoko> THERE
[17:14] <Silicon Momoko> JESUS
[17:14] <Silicon Momoko> it might ave been working ALL THE TIM
[17:15] * @The Intern shakes her head
[17:15] <@The Intern> anyway, at least we know that works.
[17:15] <@The Intern> let's test the backend.
[17:16] *** has turned their sound on
[17:16] <> test
[17:16] <> Yeah works.
[17:16] <> now chromium lol
[17:16] <@The Intern> Oh god
[17:17] <@The Intern> test
[17:17] <@The Intern> //sound on
[17:17] *** @The Intern has turned their sound on
[17:17] <@The Intern> test
[17:17] <@The Intern> Chromium works
[17:20] *** Thank you all for putting up with sound testing bulls[BLEEP]t. We are all good to go.
[19:55] <@Eitak_Razal> Tiger, tiger, burning bright | Who set that f[BLEEP]king cat alight
[19:55] <@The Intern> Oh did a cat-child try to get in here?
[19:56] <Anesha> That or maybe someone let loose a Gdon. Seriously it's a tiger that's on fire.
[19:57] <@The Intern> Fascinating.
[20:26] <Anesha> Reminds me of some of the beasts my family takes care of.
[20:57] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Oh jesus. If I had balls to be kicked in, Episode 11 of Bojack Horseman would have kicked them in well and proper.
[21:00] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> And Episode 12 just started with... Jesus
[21:22] * lounges on a sofa, just relaxing
[21:22] <Matsumi Kaze> ^
[21:23] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte waves to MAtsumi
[21:24] <Matsumi Kaze> yo
[21:24] * Matsumi Kaze got in from the beach so she's still in her bikini
[21:24] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> 'lo
[21:25] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte is in comfy casual clothes
[21:25] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> How's the island.
[21:25] <Matsumi Kaze> what's up
[21:25] <Matsumi Kaze> oh it's fun fun fun
[21:25] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Watching Bojack Horseman. Probably the epitome of bittersweet.
[21:25] <Matsumi Kaze> summer is starting to end though..means time to head back home
[21:25] <Matsumi Kaze> oh yeah heard about that
[21:26] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Heh it feels liike Summer's just started and Autumn is upon us.
[21:26] <Matsumi Kaze> mmhm yeah
[21:27] <Anesha> It always feels like the most pleasant seasons fly by.... meanwhile the others stick around like a bad rash.
[21:27] <Matsumi Kaze> like winter in minnesota
[21:27] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Yeah.
[21:29] <Matsumi Kaze> mmhm
[21:30] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Yup.
[21:32] <Matsumi Kaze> yup
[21:32] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ....George Takei
[21:33] <Matsumi Kaze> hm?
[21:33] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> He is voicing a role. As an audiobook.
[21:38] <Matsumi Kaze> huh cool
[21:39] <@Eitak_Razal> better then Sir Patrick Stewart voicing the poop emoji.
[21:41] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ...I saw that movie.
[21:42] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> It wasn't actually that bad. <_<
[21:45] <Matsumi Kaze> hm?
[21:46] * Matsumi Kaze drags in a small sunlamp!
[21:46] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> the Emoji Mov... what the hell are you doing?
[21:46] <Matsumi Kaze> I'm just going to relax a bit
[21:47] * Matsumi Kaze lays on her stomach and slides her top off, while still laying on her stomach and sets it aside
[21:47] * Matsumi Kaze relaxes
[21:47] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> With a sunlamp?
[21:47] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ...
[21:47] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte needs sunblock to be even that close ot the thing
[21:47] <Anesha> Nice.
[21:48] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte is very pale so that thing is the enemy
[21:48] * Matsumi Kaze has it on the LOWEST setting
[21:49] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte uses the sunblock
[21:49] * @Eitak_Razal is a redhead and burns easy. She scooches away a bit.
[21:51] <Matsumi Kaze> hm?
[21:51] <Anesha> Any room under there? I'd like to join♫
[21:52] * Matsumi Kaze scoots over just a bit
[21:53] <Anesha> Perfect♫
[21:53] * Anesha whips off her clothing, to reveal her own two-piece set. She joins Matsumi in the indoor sunbathing♫
[21:56] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> //me makes her way to the otehr end of hte room and away from the light! It BURNS XD
[21:56] <Matsumi Kaze> wow the carpet here is pretty comfy
[21:57] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte is not sure if there are ikari piss stains on it from the other universe
[21:59] * Matsumi Kaze knows Paisley is trying to ruin the fun
[22:00] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte is not :P
[22:01] * Matsumi Kaze KNOWS SHE TOTALLY IS
[22:03] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte turns the sunlamp UP TO 11
[22:07] <Matsumi Kaze> PAISLEY WAHT THE F[BLEEP]K
[22:08] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> WELCOME TO MY HELL
[22:10] <Matsumi Kaze> YOU A[BLEEP]LE
[22:10] * Matsumi Kaze gives Paisley a shove!
[22:11] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte cackles mischieviously and gets a super soaker
[22:11] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte satruates matsumi!
[22:12] <Matsumi Kaze> GAH WHAT THE HELL PAISE
[22:12] * Matsumi Kaze grabs it from paise and SPRAYS HER
[22:13] <Matsumi Kaze> HA GOT YOU
[22:14] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte burbles and staggers bacjk
[22:14] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I';M MELTING!
[22:14] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte pretends to melt behind a sofa
[22:14] <Matsumi Kaze> hahah!
[22:14] * Matsumi Kaze goes to check behind the sofa
[22:15] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte POPS BACK UP WITH TWO SOAKERS
[22:15] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte shoots her gangster style!
[22:16] <Matsumi Kaze> GAAAH
[22:16] * Matsumi Kaze grabs another super soaker and randomly firs at paisley!
[22:18] <Anesha> (Now this is my kind of show♫)
[22:19] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte spins arouns, taking s[BLEEP]ts from all directions, crashing threough a sofa!
[22:19] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte goes "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" in slow motion
[22:21] * Matsumi Kaze glances around..and grabs a random bucket of water and THROWS it at Paisley
[22:21] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte is clocked by the bucket and then utterly drenched X_x
[22:21] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte dropps over the arm of a sofa, DEFEATED
[22:22] <Matsumi Kaze> HA
[22:22] <Matsumi Kaze> I win!
[22:22] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> /giveexp 5000|MAtsumi Kaze
[22:22] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> //DM lol you would have got 5000 EXP if I remembered how to do it
[22:22] *** ^
[22:22] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte
[22:22] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> KICKS Green Voice in the nads
[22:22] <Matsumi Kaze> WOOT
[22:24] <Matsumi Kaze> I WIN
[22:24] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ~_~
[22:26] <Matsumi Kaze> aw don't be upset
[22:26] <Matsumi Kaze> tell you what..I'll let you do whatever you want to get back at me
[22:27] <Anesha> (And I have the distinct feeling those words are going to come back and bite her right quick.)
[22:28] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte cackles hysterically
[22:28] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> You'll never see it coming~ XD
[22:29] <Matsumi Kaze> um ok
[22:29] <Matsumi Kaze> well whatever
[22:30] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte reminds you you won this battle topless :P
[22:32] * Matsumi Kaze glances down..and quickly covers her chest with her hands >_>
[22:33] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ...and there's the revenge XD
[22:33] <Matsumi Kaze> a[BLEEP]le :P
[22:34] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte laughs
[22:37] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte tosses her a Ginger Ale as a peace offering.
[22:37] <Anesha> :3
[22:37] * Matsumi Kaze takes it with one hand and rinks
[22:41] <Matsumi Kaze> thanks >.>
[22:52] * Matsumi Kaze tries to reach for her top, while still keeping her chest covered with one arm
[22:54] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte telekinetically flips it over to ger
[22:55] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ...there'sa mental muscle I haven't flexed in a while.
[22:58] * Matsumi Kaze quickly puts it on
[23:01] <@Eitak_Razal> Wait. The House death counter is goen and the turn order and location are back
[23:01] <@Eitak_Razal> I thought I put a fancy slip cover over that
[23:02] <Anesha> Oh brother. If it ain't one thing it's another, huh?
[23:02] <Anesha> Still, ain't like it's causing any trouble at the moment.
[23:03] <@The Intern> ...........................
[23:03] * @The Intern is away: Not dealing with this now.
[23:04] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Her blood pressure's gone up lattely, I've noticed.
[23:04] <Anesha> Well, she's had to fix.... how much stuff now? She more than deserves some time off to rest up.
[23:05] <Matsumi Kaze> yeah she needs a vacation
[23:10] <Matsumi Kaze> maybe she should head somewher with her wife?
[23:13] <Anesha> Hmm... now that I think about it, there ought to be some lovely spots they could head off to.
[23:15] <Matsumi Kaze> ...
[23:15] <Matsumi Kaze> we should kidnap her and cressida and send them to one of those places
[23:17] <Anesha> ....a bit drastic, to be certain.... I'd say keep that on the backburner in-case Intern ends up downing the workahol.
[23:22] <@Eitak_Razal> or you get them a gift certificate like a normal person
[23:23] <Matsumi Kaze> do I look like a normal person?
[23:25] <@Eitak_Razal> Lets see... Human, all limbs, no mutations... yep normal
[23:28] * Anesha summons a large vine to act as a reclining seat for herself.
[23:31] * @The Intern fixed it
[23:31] <@The Intern> You know what. A vacation with Cressida sounds like a GREAT IDEA.
[23:31] <@The Intern> I'm going to take it now before I lose my mind.
[23:32] * @The Intern is away 
[23:32] * Co-Ordinator Kelliphan assigns Dead-Eyes to fill in while she's on break. Enjoy your time IN HELL.
[23:40] *** Dead-Eyes [002@cia674.panopticon.gallifrey.kasterborous.sen] has joined #suburbansenshi
[23:40] <@spiritflame> konbanwa Dead-Eyes
[23:40] <Dead-Eyes> So.
[23:40] <Dead-Eyes> People.
[23:41] <Dead-Eyes> Ont he front page the IRC looks a certain way.
[23:41] <Dead-Eyes> Do you want ti to look that way here.
[23:41] <Dead-Eyes> AAn answer is required.
[23:41] * Dead-Eyes shoots a Typo-Demon with a staser
[23:41] <@Eitak_Razal> Don't care
[23:42] <Dead-Eyes> 9_(
[23:42] <Dead-Eyes> 9_9
[23:42] <Dead-Eyes> A useful answer.
[23:43] <@Eitak_Razal> you'd probably need to make the box longer
[23:45] <Dead-Eyes> What about now.
[23:45] <Dead-Eyes> Easier to read?
[23:46] <@Eitak_Razal> Hmmm. That does actully look pretty good
[23:46] <@Eitak_Razal> But I also hate change so
[23:57] <Anesha> Definitely makes reading the lines a heck of a lot easier.
[23:57] <Dead-Eyes> Good.
[23:58] * Dead-Eyes works on implementing on the other areas.
[00:03] <@Eitak_Razal> Not a fan of the font change though
[00:03] <@Eitak_Razal> Might actully be harder this way
[00:03] <Dead-Eyes> ...
[00:03] <Dead-Eyes> Some things are better said sooner.
[00:04] <@Eitak_Razal> <.<
[00:04] <Anesha> What fonts would work with this spacing, though?
[00:04] <@Eitak_Razal> That's just my opinon though
[00:04] <Dead-Eyes> Let's take a look
[00:05] <Dead-Eyes> Pick one and I'll set it uo.
[00:05] <Dead-Eyes> ^up
[00:07] <Anesha> Anonymous and PT look all right...
[00:07] <@Eitak_Razal> ...Let's just use Times New roman and be done with it
[00:07] <Dead-Eyes> Serifs are for books.
[00:07] * @Eitak_Razal makes a trollish "Sheesheeshee" laugh
[00:07] <Dead-Eyes> Your trolling game was ineffective. You should have said Comic Sans.
[00:07] <@Eitak_Razal> Oh! I konw! Papyrus! or Comic Sans!
[00:08] <Dead-Eyes> ...too late.
[00:09] <@Eitak_Razal> Bah, we both spoke at the same time
[00:10] <@Eitak_Razal> I rather like Roboto Mono myself
[00:11] <Dead-Eyes> like that?
[00:11] <Dead-Eyes> The default might be best.
[00:11] <@Eitak_Razal> What's the default?
[00:11] <Dead-Eyes> unless
[00:11] <Dead-Eyes> Arial
[00:12] <Dead-Eyes> How's this
[00:12] <@Eitak_Razal> Ooooh. I like it
[00:13] <@Eitak_Razal> Long discriptive posts may take up alot of space. Like I'm going to say some Lorem Ipsum now cause I wanna take up as much aspace as I can to test this Lor... actully I've said enough that this should be a good test, so I'll just go with this I guess... Alright shutting up now
[00:40] <Dead-Eyes> Appreciated.
[00:40] <Dead-Eyes> I've rolled out the changes.
[00:41] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Wait are you sayign thanks for the help or thanks that she shut up?
[00:41] * Dead-Eyes is away: Yes.
[00:41] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Joy.
[00:48] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte YAAAAAWWWNS
[00:48] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I'b better be getting home.
[00:48] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ::lb
[00:48] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ¥
[00:48] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> �
[00:48] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> bah it won't go £?
[00:49] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> oh it will need to fix that.
[00:49] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> :heart
[00:49] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ♡
[00:49] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> test
[00:49] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> woo
[00:49] *** @Paisley Pythia Peinforte [paisely_p@firstcircle.karn03-kasterborusrelay.sen] has left #suburbansenshi (My dairy-based frozen confection creates a focal point to which all young males of the species are drawn. You are correct; it is far superior to yours. I could attempt to educate you on the finer points of this subject, but it would require monetary recompense on your part.)
[00:53] <Dead-Eyes> £
[00:53] * Dead-Eyes is away: done.
[10:10] <@Yaijinden> Glory to the new flesh, such as it is.
[11:11] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Christ it's already this late in the day and I've just regained conciosuness.
[11:18] <@Yaijinden> Late night?
[11:19] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Yes but only partially in any kind of manner which would make it worth it.
[11:20] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Good... almost afternoon, Yai.
[11:20] <@Yaijinden> Salut!
[11:20] * @Yaijinden kicks the text experimentally
[11:21] * it licks back (not a typo)
[11:21] <@Yaijinden> the f[BLEEP]king carpet
[11:23] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Yeh, it looks like all that has been revived. Interestingly I believe the HOTEL still has some ot that under the flooring as well.
[11:27] <@Yaijinden> Why.
[11:28] <@Yaijinden> Why did we allow that to be.
[11:28] <@Yaijinden> Why did we decide this was a good idea.
[11:28] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> The heady days of drunken youth?
[11:30] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte sighs
[11:30] <@Yaijinden> Shikata ga nai!
[11:30] <@Yaijinden> "What's the worst that could possibly go wrong"
[11:30] <@Yaijinden> "Oh, oh I see, now I understand"
[11:31] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Listen to me, talking like I'm ancient. It's what I get for living alone, then being raised by a super-ancient race, a super-ancient butler, and loving a super-ancient man.
[11:31] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Yes, that's the philosophy that drives this house.
[11:32] * @ can be heard crying from upstairs "GUYS IT DOES FIT IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL!" then the sound of whirring and grinding and splutttering folllowed by hideous shrieks and calls for a healer
[11:33] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Oh boy.
[11:33] *** @Paisley Pythia Peinforte has turned their sound on
[11:33] <@Yaijinden> [BLEEP] bloop!
[11:34] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> So how've you been?
[11:34] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> It's hard to believe so many years have passed since you were last here.
[11:35] <@Yaijinden> Ultimately well! Life comes in like the tide, receding just as quickly, and leaves strange weirdness in its wake.
[11:36] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Your gift for phrasing hasn't been diminished; although that makes nme think of weirdnesses as the micriplastics of reality.
[11:37] <@Yaijinden> It's not accidental! The weirdnesses never go away.
[11:38] <@Yaijinden> You can confine them, if you're careful, but entropy only makes the situation worse.
[11:38] <@Yaijinden> And then you have a new ecosystem metabolizing the bits and you wonder what all the damn kids are doing on your lawn.
[11:39] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> hahaha
[11:40] <// J_Daito //> I know what they're doing. Burning.
[11:40] * // J_Daito // points to the sign outside
[11:40] <// J_Daito //> So many delicious tears already.
[11:40] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Mate you have not successfully immolated even one child as of yet.
[11:41] <// J_Daito //> Teh tears come more from the "why won't you let us into the clubhouse" mentality.
[11:42] <// J_Daito //> Though one day I will havea barbecued head on a pike.
[11:42] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> #LifeGoals
[11:42] <// J_Daito //> Yes
[11:42] <@Yaijinden> And the taste of Real Baby Back Ribs on your tongue.
[11:42] * // J_Daito // nods to Yaijinden in a *MANLY* fashion
[11:43] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Well Jedite I'm not sure how manly that was.
[11:43] <// J_Daito //> I was internally flexing while doing it.
[11:44] <@Yaijinden> It's all in the cast of the chin and the sternness of the brow.
[11:44] * // J_Daito // nodnods
[11:44] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte mutters something about "boys"
[11:46] <@Yaijinden> The 'tude can't be stopped, only held back.
[11:47] * @SpeedRcrX comes donstairs sans an arm
[11:47] <@SpeedRcrX> Damn right1
[11:47] <@SpeedRcrX> That's why I made THIS HOUSE
[11:47] <@SpeedRcrX> Paisley do the Orihime thing and roll back time and fix my arm
[11:48] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte looks at her watch
[11:48] <Matsumi kaze> I thought you made this house as a massive tax dodge
[11:48] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> It's been over 10 minutes you're f[BLEEP]ked
[11:48] <@SpeedRcrX> You can still do it!
[11:48] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I'm not killing myself to give you back an arm.
[11:48] <@SpeedRcrX> But my Faphand...
[11:49] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> It's time to learn ambidexterity, or bribe a scientist.
[11:49] <Matsumi kaze> hey maybe i have healing powers
[11:49] <Matsumi kaze> maybe i can try!
[11:49] * @SpeedRcrX looks to Matsumi
[11:49] <@SpeedRcrX> T_T THANK YOU
[11:49] * @SpeedRcrX wiggles her stump-arm
[11:49] <Matsumi kaze> how do Id o this again...
[11:49] * Matsumi kaze concentrates..and gets into her cosmic state
[11:49] * @SpeedRcrX thrusts it in front of Matumi
[11:49] * Matsumi kaze is now known as Cosmic Q
[11:50] * Cosmic Q concentrates..and puts a hand forward....which immediately blows out the wall behind well as every unoccupied house in a 80 mile radius behind
[11:50] <Cosmic Q> .........
[11:51] <Cosmic Q> >_> <_<
[11:52] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ...........
[11:52] * Cosmic Q puts a fuzzy glove on the stump
[11:52] <Cosmic Q> IT'S FIXED
[11:53] * Cosmic Q is just sweating beads right now
[11:53] * @SpeedRcrX looks at it
[11:53] <@SpeedRcrX> NOW I'M A FREAK OF NATURE
[11:54] <@SpeedRcrX> Prof, will you use the power of SCIENCE™ to heal me?
[11:55] * @SpeedRcrX ponders
[11:55] * @SpeedRcrX PONDERS
[11:55] * @SpeedRcrX calculates the difference between fuzzy fpahand and her area.
[11:55] * @SpeedRcrX sighs and heads ot the basement. She will have th Play The Most Dangerous Game.
[11:56] * @SpeedRcrX is away: it's like high school all over again
[11:56] <Griselda> Was gonna say... Tenou is functionally unable to die, right? When she does get blown apart, wouldn't she just regenerate anything she lost?
[11:56] <@Yaijinden> Good night, sweet prince.
[11:57] * there is the sound of thumping and hysterical laughing and swearing and crying and then enthusiam
[11:57] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ...
[11:57] <@Yaijinden> There's a long, long gradiant of "functionally unable to die".
[11:57] <Dr. M. Hanyu> WHAT THE F[BLEEP]K
[11:57] <Dr. M. Hanyu> - WHAT IS HARUKA DOING TO MY MAN -
[11:58] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Uhh I rahter think it's the opposite?
[11:58] * Cosmic Q just looks at the massive damage she created...
[11:58] * Dr. M. Hanyu is away: RARRGH
[11:58] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Him and
[11:58] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I don't
[11:58] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ...nevermind
[11:59] * Griselda clicks a remote. Time to record the ensuing carnage♫
[11:59] * there is now the sound of chainsaw and murder from downstairs
[11:59] * Cosmic Q can hear car alarms going off for miles
[11:59] <@Yaijinden> Congratulations, Matsumi! If you do have healing powers, that's not how you activate them.
[11:59] <Cosmic Q> yeah i think I need to figure out how to control this
[11:59] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Yes. You have eliminated one possibility.
[11:59] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Now there's naught but an infinity to go.
[11:59] * Cosmic Q is now known as Matsumi Kaze
[11:59] * Matsumi Kaze phases back to normal
[11:59] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ...cheers! :D
[12:00] <Matsumi Kaze> cheers?
[12:00] <@Yaijinden> Your insight points have ticked up by one (1).
[12:01] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I was attempting to be enthusastic.
[12:01] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Doesn't really suit me <_<
[12:01] <@Yaijinden> How many more to the next level? Nobody knows! Someone turned on blind research!
[12:02] * @SpeedRcrX hobbles back in, with a new arm, wearing nothingbut a twister mat and shame
[12:02] <@SpeedRcrX> I umm... i'm going to go upstairs and umm... read the newspaper.
[12:03] <@Yaijinden> Is "who won" a question we are better off not knowing?
[12:03] * @SpeedRcrX is away: "reading the newspaper"
[12:03] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Judging by her expression I'd say so.
[12:03] <@Yaijinden> What am I saying. We're all the winner here.
[12:04] * Dr. M. Hanyu comes back covered in blood which has splashed across her in a suspiciously bukkake-like pattern
[12:04] * Dr. M. Hanyu licks her lips, satisifed
[12:04] * Dr. M. Hanyu is away: reading scientific journals
[12:04] <Griselda> And footage get♫
[12:04] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> YOU'RE NOT F[BLEEP]KING READING
[12:06] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte decides to use that euphemism with Ear and PEace later, nontetheless ♡
[12:06] * ^ War and Peace, however Ear and PEace may be its own thing.
[12:07] <@Yaijinden> At some point I may actually want to sit down and read that.
[12:09] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ...I'll lend you a copy later.
[12:10] <Matsumi Kaze> >_>
[12:11] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Hmm?
[12:16] <Matsumi Kaze> hmm?
[12:16] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> What's that look on your face.
[12:18] <@Yaijinden> It is definitely a lack of interest in reading War and Peace.
[12:20] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I'd swear Tolstoy waas paid by the word.
[12:21] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte gets a text from Exeter about wanting to do lunch ina few hours
[12:21] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte replies with a GIF of a bear apropos of nothing
[12:22] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte waits for the inevitable confused reoly but gets back a GIF of a pangolin
[12:22] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte is not sure what is happening here.
[12:29] *** Suu [] has joined #suburbansenshi
[12:29] <@spiritflame> konnichiwa Suu
[12:29] * Suu is staring at her phone somewhat incredulously
[12:29] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Hallo Suu
[12:30] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte replies to the gif with a dancing Panda that may or may not be Genma Saotome
[12:31] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte hen starts reading about Brexit and has to withhold inordinate rage. "How are you this mo-- afternoon?"
[12:31] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte sighs that it's past noon already
[12:32] <Suu> I've been getting random messages from someone who wants to buy Big Grocery
[12:32] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> oh?
[12:32] * Suu shows her the latest message
[12:32] <Suu> They offered me...
[12:32] <Suu> 410,757,864,530 yen.
[12:32] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> that's not yen that's pounds.
[12:33] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Multiply that amount by about 300.
[12:33] <Suu> ...what?
[12:33] <Suu> Who...
[12:33] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> £ is British Pounds.
[12:33] <Suu> Who has that kind of money? Can't be some Bitcoin person.
[12:34] <Suu> Unless it's some government? Why would some world government want Big Grocery?
[12:34] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ...It could be a bitcoin person, one BTC is like 10,000 USD at times.
[12:34] <Suu> True but if you sneeze it goes down like 5k
[12:34] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ...Someone who really f[BLEEP]king wants a grocery store.
[12:34] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Hah! This is true.
[12:35] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> It's not me. I've no patiece for retail. The first rude customer would get sworn at and kicked out the door literally.
[12:35] <Suu> well, yeah...
[12:35] <Matsumi Kaze> oh my god it's Suu
[12:36] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Why would Suu be her own mystery buyer.
[12:36] <Matsumi Kaze> welcome only sane person
[12:36] * @SpeedRcrX can be heard upstairs screaming "F[BLEEP]K I MISSED MY CHANCE TO BE CAPTAIN HOOK FOR A DAY"
[12:37] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> .... she probably is, you're right.
[12:38] <Matsumi Kaze> ...such a breath of fresh air
[12:38] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> So are you going to sell?
[12:38] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> That's enough money to bankroll any ambition you ever had most likely.
[12:41] <Suu>'s the thing.
[12:41] <Suu> Is it clean money?
[12:41] <Suu> If I take this offer, am I going to find a severed horse head in bed with me?
[12:42] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I don't know, maybe text back for more information?
[12:42] <Suu> worth a shot...
[12:42] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Though generally in these scnearios it's when you don't take the money that you find the horse head.
[12:42] * Suu does so
[12:42] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Also having watched a ton of Bojack Horseman lately that mental image unnerves me more than it should.
[12:43] * The MYSTERY BUYER™ provides certification that the money is legitimately sourced and is in the Bank of England.
[12:46] <Suu> ...Bank of England, huh? You suuuuuuuuuuuuure you don't know anything about this, Paisley-san?
[12:46] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I know this is very hard ot believe but I am not the only English person in existence.
[12:47] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte says this as dryly as possible.
[12:48] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Again. It's not me. Wy would I spend that much money on a store I wouldn't even want to run? I'm already set for life.
[12:49] <Suu> S[BLEEP]ts and giggles?
[12:49] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> D:
[12:50] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Trust me I have better ways to keep myself occupied.
[12:50] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Paise, slash me!
[12:50] * Paisley Pythia Peinforte takes out a pen, and opens up her scandalous no moleskine, quickly writing up a quick tale of Inu Kitsune sitting quietly in Ying's Corner enjoying the pleasure of their own company, weeping lonely tears.

[12:50] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte shows her latest work to Suu. "See?"
[12:51] *** Caligo has joined #suburbansenshi
[12:51] <@spiritflame> konnichiwa Caligo
[12:51] <Suu> ...okay
[12:51] * Caligo walks in, holding a limp man over his shoulder
[12:51] * Suu sends back another reply
[12:51] <Suu> Uh...
[12:51] <Caligo> .....i need to hide a body
[12:51] <Suu> What did you do!?
[12:51] <Caligo> I killed him
[12:52] <Caligo> excellent
[12:52] * Caligo walks downstairs with the body
[12:52] * Caligo is away 
[12:52] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ...wut
[12:52] <Matsumi Kaze> ...
[12:52] <Matsumi Kaze> I forget I have a psychopath for a son
[12:52] <Matsumi Kaze> ANYHOO
[12:52] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> are we in Breaking Bad right now
[12:53] <Matsumi Kaze> I don't know..
[12:53] <Matsumi Kaze> Suu, you're not secretly making Meth are you?
[12:54] * The MYSTERY BUYER™ assures Suu that they just want to expand the concept of Big Grocery and really want to put resouces into it
[12:58] <Matsumi Kaze> I should get back the beach house in a bit..Freya's planning..some big festival thing tonight
[12:58] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> The last one was fun.
[13:02] <Matsumi Kaze> she said this one is...tradition from quinox i guess???...
[13:02] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Oh lord. I imagine it will be a cross between Love Hina and a Mothra film.
[13:05] <Matsumi Kaze> ....
[13:05] <Matsumi Kaze> maybe i should tell her to cancel >.>
[13:09] * Suu texts that she wants to meet the Mystery Buyer in person before she makes her final decision
[13:11] * Mystery Buyer™ attempts to dissuade Suu
[13:11] * Suu is persistant
[13:12] * Mystery Buyer™ relents. Will be there in a minute
[13:12] <Suu> Okay. We're going to meet this buyer...
[13:12] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Well that was fast.
[13:13] <Suu> I'm going to go wait outside for them. I have a feeling they want to do this privately.
[13:13] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ALl ri--
[13:13] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte freezes haveing sensed something
[13:13] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> mother f[BLEEP]ker
[13:13] <Griselda> Someone you know?
[13:14] * Exeter L. Wakefield is walking up to the door with a briefcase full of bearer bonds
[13:14] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte throiws open the door
[13:14] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ARE YOU THE MYSTERY BUYER
[13:14] <Exeter L. Wakefield> <_<
[13:14] <Exeter L. Wakefield> IT WAS A MYSTERY UNTIL YOU YELLED IT
[13:14] <Griselda> Snrk
[13:15] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte hisses "Why do you want a grocery store"
[13:15] * Exeter L. Wakefield presents the breifcase of MONIES
[13:15] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Suu... it's all right.. this is my irritating other half.
[13:15] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Exeter Wakefield.
[13:15] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> a.k.a idiot
[13:16] <Exeter L. Wakefield> Why am I am idiot?
[13:16] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte presses a finger to her forehead. "Do we have a day~~?"
[13:16] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> 1 - Why do you have that much money. Is that my money?
[13:16] <Exeter L. Wakefield> No it's not you're money :P
[13:17] <Exeter L. Wakefield> Well... sort of. Remember that pound note you lent me a few weeks ago.
[13:17] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Yes because it was useless since we use pound coins now.
[13:18] <Exeter L. Wakefield> I might have invested it in a reverse-time compound interest scheme
[13:18] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ....
[13:18] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte snatches the briefcase
[13:18] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I'll buy it.
[13:18] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Right now.
[13:18] <Exeter L. Wakefield> WAIT THAT'S MY--
[13:18] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte looks at him dangerously
[13:18] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Your what, love~?
[13:18] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> - YOUR WHAT -
[13:19] <Exeter L. Wakefield> v
[13:19] <Exeter L. Wakefield> v_v
[13:19] <Suu> (( sorry bathroom ))
[13:19] <Suu> ...Wait. What.
[13:19] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Also you can't just text people offering ludicrous amounts of money like that
[13:19] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Yes, I'm sorry. He's an idiot.
[13:19] * Suu looks at Exeter L. Wakefield.
[13:19] *** Exeter L. Wakefield is

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[13:20] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ..can't even get the music link right :P
[13:20] <Suu> Well, if he's your better half, then I trust him...
[13:20] <Suu> but seriously, why?
[13:20] <Exeter L. Wakefield> I WANT TO BE A MAN OF MYSTERY ALL RIGHT
[13:20] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> IN THOSE SUNGLASSS---
[13:20] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> _better_?
[13:20] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Other. not better.
[13:21] <Suu> Yeah that's all well and good, but I was having thoughts of dictatorships and cabals and such
[13:21] <Griselda> Relationship goals, ladies and germs. :P
[13:21] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I'm not entirely convinced he isn't planning some harebrained scheme to sav the universe
[13:21] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> but I'll vouch for him
[13:21] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte is now sure of it actually
[13:21] <Exeter L. Wakefield> Maybe I just want to run the store
[13:22] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte bites her tongue
[13:22] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Yeah I'll buy it. For the idiot.
[13:22] <Exeter L. Wakefield> /queak But it's my money <_<
[13:23] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I'll pay with MY money and his money is going to the Peinforte Foundation's Charitable Works department.
[13:23] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> So starving orphans can weat, or something.
[13:23] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Whatever Donna's cooked up.
[13:26] <Exeter L. Wakefield> Do you have that much money?
[13:26] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ..................
[13:26] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I have money in f[BLEEP]k you quantities.
[13:27] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Itt's why Peinforte Manor is to the UK what the HOTEL is to Japan.
[13:27] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I just wish you would have told me. I would have offered to buy it. I have an honest face after alll.
[13:27] <Exeter L. Wakefield> ...And I don't?
[13:28] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Not with Alucard's Sunglasses you don't.
[13:28] <Suu> *sigh*
[13:28] <Suu> look...
[13:28] <Suu> is this offer still on the table?
[13:28] <Exeter L. Wakefield> These are peril-sensitive sunglassses that just happen to look like his minus a few details
[13:28] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Yes
[13:29] <Suu> Because 410,757,864,530 pounds is like...
[13:29] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> And Exter that is what you get for buying off
[13:29] <Suu> probably what this entire complex is worth.
[13:29] *** D. Kakaku has joined #suburbansenshi
[13:29] <@spiritflame> konnichiwa D. Kakaku
[13:29] <Exeter L. Wakefield> But they said Quality goods and I just said to wait for shipping
[13:29] <Exeter L. Wakefield> Suu I have _reasons
[13:29] <Exeter L. Wakefield> Reasons for wanting that store.
[13:30] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte grumbles. Shut up Exeter and let me handle it from here.
[13:30] <Suu> Am I privy to those reasons?
[13:30] <D. Kakaku> afternoon
[13:30] <Exeter L. Wakefield> .....
[13:31] * Exeter L. Wakefield thinks about what he can andcannot say here
[13:31] <Exeter L. Wakefield> ... I want to have it start cranking out specialtty goods again.
[13:32] <Exeter L. Wakefield> Like the high end crazy ridiculous goods.
[13:32] <Exeter L. Wakefield> "More than a Corner Store" would eb the motto
[13:32] <Suu> mhmm...
[13:32] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> long did it take you to come up with that rhyme
[13:33] <Exeter L. Wakefield> ....not long <_<;
[13:33] <Suu> well, if you are going to take the store over, there's one thing
[13:33] <Suu> Make sure the cat's fed.
[13:33] <Exeter L. Wakefield> There's a cat?
[13:33] <Suu> It will break Gundham-san's heart to know the cat's not being treated well, and he might decide to cast a spell on you...
[13:34] <Exeter L. Wakefield> Paisley can we bring home the cat
[13:34] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> No we have a cat and that cat's probably like the Genius Loci of the place so it would be revered there.
[13:34] <Exeter L. Wakefield> The cat shall be treated as if it was an Egyptian god.
[13:35] <Suu> that works for me.
[13:35] <Suu> I'll take you up on your offer.
[13:35] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte cuts a very large cheque to Suu
[13:36] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> This is a Bank Cheque so guard it with your life until you cash it.
[13:37] <Suu> Okay...
[13:37] <Suu> are the banks open today?
[13:38] <Exeter L. Wakefield> No but you actually have a Transtemporal Banking ATM right in Big Grocery.
[13:39] <Exeter L. Wakefield> you can have that transferred to your account right now.
[13:39] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte gives her directions
[13:40] <Exeter L. Wakefield> Wait you use that too?
[13:40] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> The Sisterhood has a galactic bank account so its members can get access to recources when not on Karn. They told me about it.
[13:44] * Caligo is back
[13:44] * Caligo walks back upstairs, his sleeves rolled up and his hands caked in blood
[13:45] <Caligo> hm?
[13:45] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ..We should be the ones 'Hm"ing.
[13:47] <Suu> Okay, be right back
[13:47] * Suu goes into Big Grocery one last time
[13:48] <Exeter L. Wakefield> Why'd YOU buy it!?
[13:49] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> YOU KNOW WHY. You *can't* OWN IT
[13:50] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> What f[BLEEP]k are you EVEN DOING buying THAT PLACE
[13:50] *** Caligo has left #suburbansenshi
[13:50] * Paisley's phone goes off
[13:50] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte checks the phone, irritated at being interrupted mid rant
[13:51] * Kaelyn P. Peinforte is calling
[13:51] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte has moved to: [ On Mobile ]
[13:52] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> [On Mobile] Hallo Kae, what's up.
[13:52] * Kaelyn P. Peinforte has moved to: [ On Mobile ]
[13:52] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> [On Mobile] I hear you are getting into the retail business, dear mother
[13:52] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> [On Mobile] ...waht the f[BLEEP]k this literally just happened. Are your spies everywhere
[13:53] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> [On Mobile] you would be surprised
[13:53] * Kaelyn P. Peinforte [On Mobile] can be heard jostling the phone a bit
[13:53] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> [On Mobile] ....What's happening to you over there.
[13:53] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> [On Mobile] nothing you would know about
[13:54] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> [On Mobile] but as I was saying..i understand you're getting into the retail business
[13:55] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> [On Mobile] ..._someone_ is doing something very stupid. I'm covering his arse.
[13:55] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> [On Mobile] I hope you are not thinking of going into the selling of magical antiques or items of such nature
[13:56] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> [On Mobile] ....................
[13:56] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte [On Mobile] suddenly has a dark grin
[13:56] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> [On Mobile] ...Well I wasnt but I wonder if that market is ripe for disruption.
[13:57] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> [On Mobile] if you do so
[13:57] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> [On Mobile] ..I will crush you
[13:57] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> [On Mobile] I will crush your business
[13:57] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> [On Mobile] and when I am finished crushing your business
[13:57] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> [On Mobile] O RLY
[13:57] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> [On Mobile] I will sow your fields with salt
[13:57] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> [On Mobile] so you can never rise again
[13:58] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> [On Mobile] ... you're such a good girl ♡
[13:58] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte [On Mobile] is proud
[13:59] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> [On Mobile] now if you excuse me..OW ok ok that's enough
[13:59] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> [On Mobile] I will have my eyes open
[13:59] * Kaelyn P. Peinforte [On Mobile] hangs up
[13:59] *** Kaelyn P. Peinforte has left #suburbansenshi
[14:00] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> [On Mobile] /he hangs up too
[14:01] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte [On Mobile]
[14:01] *** @Paisley Pythia Peinforte has moved back to the Ten'ou (Road)House Livingroom
[14:01] * Suu is back
[14:01] <Suu> Well that was relatively quick and painless
[14:02] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Yeh Transtemporal Banking is handy.
[14:07] <Suu> so, according to the exchange rates, I now have more than the GDP of most countries
[14:07] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Welcome to the club.
[14:07] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte gives Exeter £5
[14:07] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Invest this for me.
[14:08] <Exeter L. Wakefield> okay
[14:08] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> And give your breifcase of money to charity to make up for this horrible nonsense you're starting up :P
[14:09] <@Yaijinden> Yours is now the power to topple local economies, or to buoy them into coherency!
[14:10] <@Chateaux Concierge> B[BLEEP]ches I *own* Canada.
[14:10] <@Chateaux Concierge> Y'all are lightweights.
[14:10] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I forgot that was a thing
[14:10] <@Chateaux Concierge> Yeah I was on cocaine and doing high frequency stock trading
[14:10] <@Chateaux Concierge> ended up with Canada
[14:11] * @Chateaux Concierge rubs under her nose. "But I'm clean now."
[14:12] <@Yaijinden> Cocaine's a hell of a drug.
[14:12] <@Chateaux Concierge> ...yeah
[14:12] * @Chateaux Concierge 's shivers a little
[14:12] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> NO
[14:12] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Stay CLEAN
[14:13] <@Chateaux Concierge> I will!
[14:13] <@Chateaux Concierge> I will <_<
[14:13] <@Yaijinden> What would your sweet baby thing if she knew mommy was on cocaine!
[14:13] * @Chateaux Concierge is away: but I did love being the Wolf of all Street
[14:13] <@Yaijinden> Or what would she think!
[14:13] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ....You know
[14:13] <@Yaijinden> Is that still a thing they're doing? I think that's still a thing they're doing.
[14:13] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Chat IS Eliza's cocaine.
[14:14] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> It's... distressing.
[14:14] <@Yaijinden> Or is she more her MDMA?
[14:14] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> For all the shipping I do that image harms me.
[14:16] <@Yaijinden> You're welcome!
[14:16] <@Yaijinden> Now I'm envisioning Eliza in a rave.
[14:18] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ....
[14:19] * Griselda imagines Eliza with a pair of glowsticks.
[14:19] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> "Elixa writhed to the undulating pousing of the bass, head carched back, licking the drops fo water falling from the pipes on the ceiling"
[14:19] <@Yaijinden> Hella reflexes.
[14:19] <@Yaijinden> How's she doing anyway!
[14:20] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Currently entomed ina coffin literally sucking up a feed of Chateaux.
[14:21] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> As I said, disturbing.
[14:21] <Suu> ...okay.
[14:21] <Suu> Hi, Yaijinden.
[14:22] <Suu> I just sold Big Grocary for 410,757,864,530dead cops pounds
[14:22] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ....................
[14:22] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> EXETER DID YOU GET TYHE SALE PRICE FROMA MEME
[14:22] <@Yaijinden> Congratulations! Yours is now the power to wreck local economies or possibly to change the world.
[14:23] <Exeter L. Wakefield> <_< maaaybe
[14:23] <Griselda> Priorities♫
[14:25] <Suu> I'm thinking of changing the world.
[14:26] <@Yaijinden> An excellent plan. Any idea where you want to start?
[14:26] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Please don't start any cults.
[14:29] <Suu> Well, there's still cleanup that needs to be done in Fukushima and Kagoshima...
[14:32] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte smiles. "That's the best use for money, really."
[14:32] <Griselda> Kagoshima.... if memory serves there are two Senshi down there that'd be more than happy to lend you any needed assistance.
[14:36] <@Yaijinden> I say go for it.
[14:36] <@Yaijinden> Then go full meme and do NANOMACHINES, SON.
[14:38] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I'm not ready to be turned into grey goo just yet.
[14:39] <@Yaijinden> Pish tosh, nobody said anything about grey goo.
[14:39] <Griselda> Y'know, I heard rumors about a world that had been developing machines that were even tinier than nanomachines.
[14:39] <@Yaijinden> Unless you're talking about grey goo, and this is something you and that whoever that guy you were not flirting with are both into.
[14:40] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> what
[14:40] <Exeter L. Wakefield> wait what
[14:41] <@Yaijinden> YES. YOU.
[14:41] <Suu> huh
[14:41] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> If you mean me and Ex, we totally flirt but I was legitimately castigating him just now.
[14:42] <@Yaijinden> Yes, exactly, that whoever you were not flirting with.
[14:42] <Exeter L. Wakefield> Oh he was being literal. Wow.
[14:42] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte snorts
[14:43] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Yai you are f[BLEEP]king inscrutable even when you are being scrutale.
[14:43] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ^scrutable.
[14:43] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I suppose I'm too used to parsing the world though a lens of dark sarcasm.
[14:47] <@Yaijinden> It's part of my mystique.
[14:47] <@Yaijinden> So wait, Ex, X, or what now?
[14:48] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ...Exeter. Not X. Different person.
[14:48] <Exeter L. Wakefield> Yes. Completely.
[14:49] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> - he just happened ot the buy the business that other fellow sold to Suu. -
[14:49] <Exeter L. Wakefield> .....
[14:49] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Exeter here is over 10,000 years old you see.
[14:49] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> So he can be a bit DAFT
[14:50] * Exeter L. Wakefield is sensing a high degres of hostility here
[14:50] <@Yaijinden> Right, okay. I'm not going to apologize because SOMEONE keeps INVOLUNTARILY REINVENTING HIMSELF whenever someone spanks reality like a b[BLEEP]ch.
[14:50] <Exeter L. Wakefield> ....I AM NOT MIKE DRAKE
[14:51] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte falls over in a paroxym of laughter
[14:51] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte snorts
[14:51] <@Yaijinden> You're not Mike Drake, you're Exeter! Welcome to the party. I'm Yaijinden, I don't rule the roost I just occasionally squat like a vulture on couches.
[14:51] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> It's... complicated?
[14:51] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Oh he knows exactly who you are.
[14:52] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Bdcause he's from the Mysterious Future :P
[14:52] <@Yaijinden> Ah well that all makes sense now
[14:52] <Exeter L. Wakefield> Only to a point :P
[14:52] <Exeter L. Wakefield> I spent several millennia stuck in a room in Peinforte Manor you see.
[14:53] <Suu> I'm going to go crunch some numbers.
[14:53] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> He would tell me all sorts of secrets about the future I would use to keep the HOTEL and the world safe.
[14:53] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Enjoy your accounting work
[14:53] *** Suu [] has left #suburbansenshi (Flying towards the future)
[14:54] <Exeter L. Wakefield> Yeah well that's why Intern's banned me fromt he HOTEL
[14:54] <@Yaijinden> You're a danger to the Natural Progression, whatever that is!
[14:54] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Then we had adventures and one thing ledf to another and here we are joined at the soul literally.
[14:55] <@Yaijinden> You're soul-bound to something that's a danger to the Natural Progression!
[14:55] <Exeter L. Wakefield> I'm completely not someone we all know just twn thousand years later down the line after a lifetimeof joy and sorrow given a new lease on life by a NEET
[14:55] <@Yaijinden> Oh noes what a novel concept that has never before been seen amongst the Suburban Senshi
[14:56] <@Yaijinden> Well I take it back that's new enough.
[14:56] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> exeter you have not in all those years learned when you shut up
[14:56] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ^when to
[14:56] <@Yaijinden> Definitely not X then.
[14:56] <Exeter L. Wakefield> No X is gone. Long gone.
[14:57] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Yes no trace of him remains except for that STORE which you COINCIDENTALLY BOUGHT
[14:57] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Didn't Gemini Sunrise make him give up that store because he was becoming a manipulative ba[BLEEP]rd behind the scenes?
[14:57] <Exeter L. Wakefield> ...perhaps
[14:58] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> And you'ver bought it because....why?
[14:58] <Exeter L. Wakefield> Because I'm tired of living in the shadows maybe?
[14:58] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> You literally can never walk into that store.
[14:59] <Exeter L. Wakefield> This is why I will have employees
[14:59] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte wach goes off
[14:59] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> CVrap Lunch appointment come on Ex
[14:59] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> See you Yai
[14:59] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte is away: bbl
[14:59] * Exeter L. Wakefield is away: BAI
[15:00] <@Yaijinden> Woosh!
[15:08] <Griselda> This is gonna get interesting.
[17:15] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte is back from lunch
[17:15] * Exeter L. Wakefield is coming up with PRODUCT IDEAS
[17:19] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ...
[17:19] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> wut
[17:19] <Exeter L. Wakefield> Oh god
[17:21] <Exeter L. Wakefield> I see that and raise you this
[17:21] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Chris Hansen, wher art thou.
[17:21] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ^where
[17:25] * Exeter L. Wakefield gets haruka a special order item
[17:25] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ...who the f[BLEEP]k imagines these things.
[17:30] <Griselda> Homer Prime is online~
[17:31] <Exeter L. Wakefield> /me found a storybook in the midstocks
[17:31] <Exeter L. Wakefield> Wait that's not it
[17:31] <Exeter L. Wakefield> this
[17:32] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ...Someone beat Cressida to mastering Ultra Instinct I see.
[17:36] <Griselda> That or someone went off the deep end in grimderping things.
[17:37] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> "GrimDerp." I like that word.
[17:37] *** away back in a bit
[18:00] *** back
[18:07] <Griselda> I didn't codify the term, but it honestly fits a lot of these recent retellings of old stories to make 'em "more realistic" or "gritty" or some BS like that.
[18:10] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Yep.
[18:16] *** and away again.
[19:23] <D. Kakaku> Don't forget the nostalgia factor
[19:26] <D. Kakaku> funnily enough, I don't even like the originals that one studio's doing remakes of.
[08:13] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte drags herself to Venus sofa, groggy
[08:13] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> - Mondays -
[08:19] * Exeter L. Wakefield is sprawled out onone of the other couches
[08:21] <Exeter L. Wakefield> Your invrestment should be paid back now.
[08:21] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ...Christ you Time Lords are diabolical.
[08:22] <Exeter L. Wakefield> This is why we're post-economy. Money is quite pointless to a Time-active civilization.
[08:37] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Meh. The Sisterhood still needed money.
[08:38] <Exeter L. Wakefield> That is entirely your fault because you taught them they had no need of staying on Karn so now they're doing the Bene Gesserit thing.
[08:38] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> No they are not.
[08:39] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> We're not setting up a fake religion and manufacturing prophecy for political power.
[09:00] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> You know aren't you the nominal head of the Peinforte Foundation? Have you been doing anything with regard to that?
[09:00] <Exeter L. Wakefield> I delegated that to Donna after you Delegated it to me.
[09:00] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ...
[09:00] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte sighs and checks with Donna to see how things are going with the russian nuclear cleanup.
[09:02] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Oh great so somekind of extradimenational invaders were released because of the blast and Rick has turned the invaders into lab assistants.
[09:02] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> No one tells me anything.
[09:02] <Exeter L. Wakefield> Yeah this is why I dont't deal with it
[12:42] * Exeter L. Wakefield gets a special order for the 2020 Suburban Senshi calendar from Dr. Xadium
[12:43] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ...are you s[BLEEP]tting me
[12:43] <Exeter L. Wakefield> lazy can someone be
[12:43] <Exeter L. Wakefield> he's trying to order the calendar from the special orcer catalogue from a point in the future when he's made it.
[12:43] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ...
[12:46] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte just shakes her head. "Thank god *you* would never be this lazy, eh?"
[12:46] <Exeter L. Wakefield> ...I don't rmemeber being this lazy.
[12:47] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Mmm. So how will you fulfil the order since you can't set foot in the HOTEL?
[12:47] <Exeter L. Wakefield> Vermellia'll do it. She's agood girl.
[12:47] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> You realise she's going to mock you.
[12:48] <Exeter L. Wakefield> I have never ever seen Vermellia mock anyone. Ever.
[12:48] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ...she is a pure soul isn't she.
[14:40] <Exeter L. Wakefield> Yes.
[14:41] <Exeter L. Wakefield> Five inmages are done, there are seven left
[14:41] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Wow this might actually happen :P
[14:41] <Exeter L. Wakefield> You sound shocked :P
[14:42] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Yeah I think it's been more than a decade since the last one.
[15:37] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Oh, Gemini's on this list.
[15:37] <Exeter L. Wakefield> Yeah.
[15:37] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ...I'll do this one for you.
[15:37] <Exeter L. Wakefield> You?
[15:38] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> My skills are not inconsiderable. I did steal a lot of them from your head.
[15:38] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> But I've been practicing on my own.
[15:38] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Some baggage you do not need.
[15:38] <Exeter L. Wakefield> Thanks
[15:46] * Exeter L. Wakefield bops him ont he head lightly
[15:51] * Eoria peeks her head in. "New place, who this?"
[16:13] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Old place actually. The original.
[17:34] <Eoria> Really now?
[17:36] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Yeh. This place was the first House before it became the HOTEL as you see it next door.
[17:36] <Eoria> Explains why my sister said this place was very prone to going up in a big 'ol fireball.
[17:37] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Things are a bit more "rough and tumble."
[17:41] <Eoria> Duly noted.
[17:47] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte looks up an index card on "Topics for Small Talk"
[17:47] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> It's 78 degrees out.
[17:47] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Isn't that just hot.
[17:48] <Eoria> Eh, I've had hotter days.
[17:49] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Ahh.
[17:49] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> (Bugger that petered out quickly.)
[17:51] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte looks for another
[17:51] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> So how are you doing today?
[17:52] * Exeter L. Wakefield gives Paise a thumbs-up!
[17:52] <Eoria> I'm doing quite all right.
[17:52] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte gives him the two-finger salute discreetly
[18:19] <Eoria> Guessing today's been a low-steam sorta day?
[18:26] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> To an extent, yeah.
[18:27] <Eoria> Eh, it happens.
[21:21] <The Magistra> ,,,,According to the Carolingian cycle (Aka Matter of France), all lost objects eventually end up on the moon.
[21:22] <The Magistra> Maybe that's where my missing socks are?
[21:32] <Eoria> Only way to know is to go up there. I bet there'd be a lot more than just missing socks.
[21:34] <The Magistra> Includeing people's sanity apperntly
[21:53] <Eoria> Makes sense.
[21:53] <Eoria> I bet it's probably where my old keys are.
[22:51] * Eoria looks around to see if anyone else is still about.
[22:53] <D. Kakaku> I'm here
[23:35] *** Eoria [CosmicWanderer@Priere.nw] has left #suburbansenshi (*heads home*)
[12:50] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte checks her texts
[12:50] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ....Wut.
[12:51] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte only knows of the "Goden Crescent" in the context of Heroin production
[12:51] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte dashes off a text to Jack Harkness and Dr. Noble to see if Torchwod and the Foundation have any leads.
[13:01] * Captain Jack Harkness reports that the cloest thing they have is Torchwood Japan reported adead body in the bay with strange mottling and burn marks on the forehead in the "third eye" posiytion but they weren't alien or nothing and the case was dumped back to the local PD some weeks ago.
[13:01] * Captain Jack Harkness will try to get the records
[13:06] * Captain Jack Harkness reports back
[20:14] * Something rapidly pierces through the atmosphere from orbit and shoots towards the House at hypersonic speed!
[20:14] * It's gonna hit hard!!!
[20:15] <~> BURN!
[20:15] <~> ING!
[20:15] <~> LOVE!!!!
[20:15] *** Cadia AI [BestFleetGirl@FedComNet] has joined #suburbansenshi
[20:15] <@spiritflame> konbanwa Cadia AI
[20:15] * Cadia AI PUNCHES through the roof and into the den with all the explosive force of a Tomahawk cruise missile and the subtlety of Kool-Aid Man.
[20:18] <Cadia AI> GREETINGS, IMPERIAL CITIZENS!!! I, your humble and proud defender have returned from my long trip!
[20:18] * Crickets respond back to Cadia AI...
[20:20] <Cadia AI> I hope that I found you all in good health and stronger faith. Never forget that true happiness stems from duty!
[20:21] * Crickets respond back to Cadia AI......
[20:21] <Cadia AI> So now that we've triumphantly returned from our crusade, you may all rest assured that my beloved Governor-Militant-sama and the God-Emperor Himself will continue to watch over you all!
[20:23] <Cadia AI> ^___^...V
[20:24] * Crickets intensify~
[20:25] *** Cadia AI [BestFleetGirl@FedComNet] has left #suburbansenshi (Back to the Fleet and the void!)
[21:02] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte has moved to: [ Peinforte Manor ]
[21:03] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte [Peinforte Manor] looks at this latter that she got. It certainly seems official™
[21:05] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> [Peinforte Manor] A museum opening, eh? Interesting.
[21:07] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte [Peinforte Manor] reads about "kindness and brotherhood" and immediately assumes "TRAP"
[21:14] * This letter REALLY looks legit. It seems like it's a photography expedition with historical photos taken by two people during WWII who later reconnected and became best of friends, and the photographs they took are now finally being released to the public!
[21:15] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte [Peinforte Manor] is not questioning the provenance of the exhibit, but she's seen elaborate traps before.
[21:15] * This letter invites the bearer to be part of the special VIP grand opening and to bring guests to experience the night alongside you if you wish!
[21:15] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte [Peinforte Manor] will certainly brings guests.
[21:18] * This letter isn't a trap. Surely! It's full of heart-rending photos of taken from internment camps, and the letters two youths whose nations were tragically at war sent to each other where they urged one another not to give up!
[21:19] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte [Peinforte Manor] is a cynical shut-in. This tear-jerking doesn't work on her easily.
[21:20] * This letter ALSO talks about how there will be an emotional reunion of the children of the photographers who worked hard to honor their ancestor's diplomatic work!
[21:21] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte [Peinforte Manor] is so done with humanity in the generic that human interest stories just don't work on her. But she's capable of being moved on personal level so will see.
[21:21] * This letter would TOTALLY work as a Tear Jerker on anybody who considers themselves British, with stirring photos of brave faces of Londoners during The Blitz, and for it NOT to work almost suggests she has insufficient national pride!
[21:22] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte [Peinforte Manor] has had it to here with nationalist propaganda thanks to Brexit bulls[BLEEP]t, thanks :)
[21:23] * This letter contains an untouched photo of a young boy, the child of a Japanese Diplomat, helping free and holding the hand of an injured young Londoner boy who is partially buried beneath a collapsed wall----HAVE YOU NO SOUL?
[21:24] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte [Peinforte Manor] is HIGHLY AMUSED AT HOW HARD THIS THING IS TRYING
[21:25] * This letter is a TOTALLY effective Tear-Jerker, to ANY serious British philanthropist!
[21:25] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte [Peinforte Manor] is a philanthropist sure but she lets other people run the day to day XD
[21:26] * This letter also does mention that there will be another show in Tokyo, too, at the Tokyo Metropolitan Art Museum, who because of this exhibit have become partners and wish to bring art and joy and happiness to all!
[21:26] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> [Peinforte Manor] ...oh this is not suspicious at all
[21:27] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> [Peinforte Manor] '/me will need to co-ordinate with the HOTEL
[21:27] * This letter has succeeded!
[21:28] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> [Peinforte Manor] //me smiles and nods and lets the letter enjoy its "victory"
[21:28] * This letter is a letter and cannot do such things. Don't be daft.
[21:28] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte [Peinforte Manor] chuckles
[23:44] <SilverTongue> Yo paise, you still here. I found more bizzare s[BLEEP]t on amazon. it's not sex toys this time (sadly?)
[23:50] <Griselda> flops. Someone got paid to make that...
[23:51] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> [Peinforte Manor] What the
[23:51] *** @Paisley Pythia Peinforte has moved back to the Ten'ou (Road)House Livingroom
[23:51] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Well I man those open mouths could be used as orafices in apinch?
[23:52] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ...
[23:52] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> "Warning: (This product patent protection) 本产品(专利/商标)双重保护, is strictly prohibited to sell. And illegal sales"
[23:52] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> SO THEN HOW ARE THEY SELLING IT
[23:58] <Griselda> Clearly this is an ad from the illegal side of the net.
[00:53] *** Griselda [FORBIDDEN@404] has left #suburbansenshi
[18:59] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> What is today? A Miserbale littlepile of secrets.
[19:00] <Anesha> But enough talk! Have at you♫
[19:02] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Hah~
[19:05] <Anesha> How do?
[19:07] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Fairly well, just doing my best to relax tonight.
[19:09] <Anesha> Fair enough.
[22:48] *** Anesha [VineWhisperer@Makai.dw] has left #suburbansenshi (*with a shuffling of vines, she's on her way out*)
[22:49] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte decides ot watch more BoJack Horseman now that she's done helping Exeter fulfill Xadium's Calendar order
[23:52] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte is away: bed
[17:35] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> BAck to Bojack Horseman
[17:35] <@SpeedRcrX> Wow it's like you liek watching shows about washed up celebs trying to relieve their glory days
[17:36] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte looks at Haruka
[17:36] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Yeah I don'y know anyone like that around here~
[17:36] * @SpeedRcrX blinks, oblivious
[17:51] <D. Kakaku> hehehhhh
[18:04] <@SpeedRcrX> ....
[18:04] <@SpeedRcrX> Something funny there, Spaniel
[18:26] * Joanna Smithson glances at her phone
[18:26] * Joanna Smithson glances at Haruka
[18:26] <@SpeedRcrX> yeah?
[18:27] * Joanna Smithson walks over and rubs Haruka's head
[18:28] * Joanna Smithson whispers in Haruka's ear "Duff Beer"
[18:30] <Joanna Smithson> ...
[18:30] <Joanna Smithson> now grant my damn wish
[18:31] <@SpeedRcrX> I refre tot tell you I am a HAPPILY MARRIED WOMAN
[18:31] <@SpeedRcrX> ^regret
[18:33] <Joanna Smithson> wow this forum post is a goddamn lie
[18:34] <@SpeedRcrX> Well I am stinking rich so maybe I can grant your wish if I get the Duff. Whaddya want
[18:34] *** bbl
[18:44] *** back
[18:51] <Joanna Smithson> world peace and no more beer
[18:52] <@SpeedRcrX> .... the beer part I mean
[18:52] <Joanna Smithson> I will always make you misirable
[18:52] <Joanna Smithson> it is my joy
[19:04] <D. Kakaku> yeah something is funny... what paisley said about "washed up celebs trying to relieve their glory days" he heh hehe hehehe
[19:04] <D. Kakaku> or is it "relive", whichever one it is, still funny!
[19:04] <@SpeedRcrX> Yeqah you mean like all of Super Pokemon TV?
[19:05] <D. Kakaku> what is that, wnyway, a new channel you've made?
[19:06] <@SpeedRcrX> Just something I heard about somewhere
[19:56] * @SpeedRcrX is away 
[21:32] *** D. Kakaku has left #suburbansenshi (Yeah! Let's go!)
[16:33] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte is watching a Twitch Stream where Shakespeare is being read for charity.
[20:19] * Matsumi Kaze hangs out with Paisley, watching the stream...
[20:26] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> 'Lo Mats.
[20:30] <Matsumi Kaze> hey.
[20:31] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> All right?
[20:33] <Matsumi Kaze> dunno
[20:34] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I know that feeling.
[20:35] <Matsumi Kaze> mmhm
[20:41] * Matsumi Kaze is disappointed the stream has stopped reading shakespeare...
[20:50] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> it's past midnight UK time
[20:51] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> they'll start back up tomorrow.
[20:52] <Matsumi Kaze> .....
[20:52] <Matsumi Kaze> I am proud to have both a friend and fan like you
[20:52] <Matsumi Kaze> you are an amazing person
[20:52] <Matsumi Kaze> and you deserve all the goodness life can give you
[21:05] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ...
[21:06] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte is no sure where that came from or how to respond
[21:06] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ...thank you. You as well :)
[21:21] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I don't have many friends, so I'm glad to count ou as one.
[21:38] * Matsumi Kaze nods
[22:07] * Griselda pops up. "What's going on in this thread?"
[22:13] <Matsumi Kaze> nothing
[22:14] <Griselda> Aha.
[22:15] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Just sitting, as the Buddhists might say.
[22:18] * Matsumi Kaze tosses paisley a ginger ale
[22:20] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte catches, cracks it open and sips
[22:28] * Matsumi Kaze sips her own ginger ale
[22:37] <Matsumi Kaze> .......
[22:37] <Matsumi Kaze> we're so quiet tonight
[22:37] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ya.
[22:38] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I'm not really mentally present, I don't think.
[22:42] <Griselda> Eh, days like this tend to crop up.
[22:42] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> yeah.
[22:43] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte sighs
[22:44] * Paisley Pythia Peinforte takes out a pen, and opens up her scandalous no moleskine, quickly writing up a scene where Marii enjoying an intensely intimate encounter with a special 'toy' at Anime North.

[22:45] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte is not satisfied
[22:45] * Paisley Pythia Peinforte takes out a pen, and opens up her scandalous no moleskine, quickly writing up a tale of how a trip in Artemis' litterbox ends with Carter Archer and BirdLady crashing into a tidal wave of unstoppable lust and discovery.

[22:46] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> better
[23:09] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte gets some mail shot at ehr through a portal
[23:09] * Paisley Pythia Peinforte looks at
[23:09] *** is your average everyday

[23:09] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> bah
[23:10] * Paisley Pythia Peinforte looks at Distant Brotherhood Invitation.
[23:10] *** Distant Brotherhood Invitation is One of a handful of letters addressed to a handful philanthropists---or their benevolent organizations, that invites the VIP recipient to a heartwarming evening at an exclusive photography exhibit debut! More information about Hir is Here.
hir image Song is: . It is Level 1.

[23:11] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> "Hearts for Tomorrow"
[23:11] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> are you serious right now
[23:13] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I mean it could be legitimate; I've seen enough adverts on the telly for starving african children that are much more saccharine and guilting.
[23:13] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> But it just feels odd to me.
[23:13] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte shows it to MAtsumi
[23:13] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I assume you probably got one as wlel.
[23:13] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ^well
[23:13] <Matsumi Kaze> yeah..well actually I got several
[23:13] <Matsumi Kaze> one for each of the charities I run
[23:14] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> It is a testament to my embittered, black heart that I see nothing but traps in this.
[23:17] * Paisley Pythia Peinforte looks at Distant Brotherhood Invitation.
[23:17] *** Distant Brotherhood Invitation is One of a handful of letters addressed to a handful philanthropists---or their benevolent organizations, that invites the VIP recipient to a heartwarming evening at an exclusive photography exhibit debut! More information about Hir is Here.
hir image Song is: . It is Level 1.

[23:18] <Matsumi Kaze> look i'm no more trusting really of it then you...but i'll still go
[23:18] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> You'll be going to the Tokyo one I presume. All right, I'll have my own crew at the London one.
[23:19] <D. Kakaku> I'll be at the Tokyo one, too
[23:21] <Matsumi Kaze> GAH WHEN DID YOU SHOW UP
[23:26] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Wow that is high-grade Ninja stalking.
[23:26] <Matsumi Kaze> wouldn't be the first time >_>
[23:40] <D. Kakaku> no, someone managed to teleport all 3 of Morey's piers to Odaiba.
[23:52] <Matsumi Kaze> .......
[23:52] <Matsumi Kaze> eh?
[23:53] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> He speaks English but I swear I only understand about a third of what he says.
[23:54] * D. Kakaku turns on the TV with scenes from a helicopter of an amusement park that has suddenly appeared in Daiba Island.
[23:55] <D. Kakaku> could've sworn I heard Gilbert gottfried before the 3 piers showed up there.
[23:55] <Matsumi Kaze> so what is that all about then?
[23:57] <D. Kakaku> well, other than a cosplay convention taking place on one of them, I don't really know.
[00:07] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ...
[00:11] <Matsumi Kaze> huh
[00:17] <D. Kakaku> a superhero one.
[00:18] <Matsumi Kaze> OH THAT ONE
[00:18] <Matsumi Kaze> I think a few of my students wanted to go to that
[00:26] <D. Kakaku> well it's there now, unless the sudden teleportation disrupted it.
[00:27] <Matsumi Kaze> ...paise do you want some alcohol tonight
[00:30] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I'll take a bit, yah.
[00:31] * Matsumi Kaze digs around and grabs a pair of glasses and then pours some drink into it, handing one to paisley
[00:33] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Cheers
[00:33] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte sips, btu cuts it with some water as well, doesn't need to get piss drunk atm
[00:35] * Matsumi Kaze drinks..makes no addition to it
[00:39] <Matsumi Kaze> GAAAAH that's good stuff!
[00:39] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> It is~
[00:46] * Matsumi Kaze gives a loud belch
[00:47] <Griselda> Nice~
[00:50] <D. Kakaku> heh
[00:53] <Griselda> Anyway, I gotta get going. Seeya another time♫
[00:53] *** Griselda [FORBIDDEN@404] has left #suburbansenshi (*poof*)
[00:54] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte is a little buzzed
[00:56] * Matsumi Kaze is very much buzzed
[00:56] <Matsumi Kaze> ya know paize
[00:56] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I do in fact know her
[00:57] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> she is me
[00:57] <Matsumi Kaze> ...we two...we're probably the hottest grandmas around
[00:57] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I think I hear Mianko screaming an objection
[00:58] <Matsumi Kaze> HA nah ain't she a grat grandma or some s[BLEEP]t like that
[00:58] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> hmm
[00:59] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Sakura (child) Cressida / Ike (Grands) Robert / Arisa... (Gre...) oh s[BLEEP]t
[00:59] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> you're RIGHT
[00:59] <Matsumi Kaze> HAAA
[00:59] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte giggles alittle drunkenly, impressed
[01:00] * Matsumi Kaze just starts laughing her head off...before tettering over, and landing her head right in paisley's lap
[01:00] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> But you have like... a billion... kids somehow you care for aren't any of them gr--GUH
[01:00] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> all right there...
[01:01] * Matsumi Kaze snores....she's passed out there
[01:02] <D. Kakaku> need a blanket?
[01:02] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte gets a pillow and carefully slides out from under Mats and puts a pillow under her head
[01:02] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> yeah.
[01:02] * D. Kakaku hands a blanket to Paisley.
[01:03] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Thanks.
[01:03] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte covers Matsumi
[01:04] *** Matsumi Kaze [] has left #suburbansenshi (zzzz)
[01:07] * D. Kakaku holds up a 40 oz. mug of cold root beer.
[01:09] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Oh Christ that's a lot
[01:11] <D. Kakaku> yup, from the Traveling root beer kiosk
[01:23] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte mentally pings Exeter and lets him know that she's slumming it at the HOTEL tonight to watch over Mats
[01:23] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte is away: doing so
[01:24] * D. Kakaku is away: let me tell you about the 7 flavors they have
[22:08] * Matsumi Kaze lands in the middle of the bathroom of the house
[22:08] <Matsumi Kaze> OW ><
[22:08] * setsy_meiou is kissing a taped up pictgure of King Endymion on the mirror
[22:09] <Matsumi Kaze> ugh.....
[22:09] * setsy_meiou sees Nude MAtsumi appear behind her
[22:09] <Matsumi Kaze> where am-..
[22:09] <Matsumi Kaze> .....
[22:09] <setsy_meiou> ..................................................
[22:09] <Matsumi Kaze> .......................................
[22:09] <setsy_meiou> ...........................................
[22:09] <Matsumi Kaze> .............................................
[22:09] * Matsumi Kaze glances down at herself
[22:09] * setsy_meiou does NOT want ot turn aroun and is stuck mid-smooch
[22:10] <Matsumi Kaze> .........................................
[22:10] * setsy_meiou is... just going to pretend she doesn't see matsumi
[22:11] * Matsumi Kaze sloooowly backs out of the bathroom...
[22:11] * setsy_meiou just hums to herself and pretend to be doing her hair
[22:12] * Matsumi Kaze slowly makes her way back into the living room......
[22:12] * FireFly_9 is reading shakes-- oh my god]
[22:12] * FireFly_9 drops her book and looks up at Matsumi
[22:12] <FireFly_9> .............
[22:13] <FireFly_9> MUST YOU MOCK MY LACK OF A CHEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[22:13] * FireFly_9 wails and runs off
[22:13] <Matsumi Kaze> GAH HOTARU!
[22:13] <Matsumi Kaze> wait no!
[22:13] * Matsumi Kaze takes a step *BOUNCE BOUNCE*
[22:13] <Matsumi Kaze> ...
[22:13] * Griselda poofs in. "Yo Mats --- you kinda forgot something."
[22:13] <Matsumi Kaze> DAMN THIS 14+ FILTER
[22:14] * Griselda hands Matsumi her clothing.
[22:14] * Matsumi Kaze SNACHES BACK THE CLOTHES
[22:15] * Matsumi Kaze quickly puts on her bra and...*RIPPPP*
[22:15] <Matsumi Kaze> .....
[22:15] <Matsumi Kaze> ........
[22:17] <Griselda> ....I may have a solution. Be right back.
[22:17] * Griselda poofs away.
[22:17] <Matsumi Kaze> O///O
[22:18] * Matsumi Kaze doesn't dare put on the rest of her clothes..holding together the bra with her bare hands
[22:19] * Griselda poofs back in. "Here you go. I know a few girls who got similar issues --- take your pick."
[22:20] * Griselda has got a veritable assortment of bras --- plenty of colors, appearances, and they're more than able to accomodate her chest size.
[22:22] * Matsumi Kaze SNATCHES one and puts it on and quickly gets dressed
[22:32] <Matsumi Kaze> >_>
[22:46] <Griselda> (Hotaru's got it rough.)
[00:05] *** Griselda [FORBIDDEN@404] has left #suburbansenshi
[20:17] *** Masaki O`Cain has joined #suburbansenshi
[20:17] <@spiritflame> konbanwa Masaki O`Cain
[20:18] *** David O`Cain [] has joined #suburbansenshi
[20:18] <@spiritflame> konbanwa David O`Cain
[20:18] * Masaki O`Cain drags David in
[20:20] <David O`Cain> Are you feeling alright, Masaki?
[20:20] * Masaki O`Cain just throws david under the tarp
[20:20] <David O`Cain> Whoa!
[20:21] * Masaki O`Cain dives under the tarp after David
[20:24] <Masaki O`Cain> ♡
[20:27] <David O`Cain> Well, this a fine hello ♡
[20:29] * let's leave the rest to imagination
[20:37] * Masaki O`Cain leans out of the tarp, hair messy and chewing on a pocky
[20:43] <Masaki O`Cain> ugh finally ♡
[20:43] * David O`Cain leans out of the tarp as well
[20:44] <David O`Cain> Sooooo good. ♡
[20:49] * Masaki O`Cain offers david some pocky
[20:53] * David O`Cain takes some pocky from the package, "Thanks."
[20:54] * Masaki O`Cain waits till david gets the pocky in his mouth and then kisses him
[21:01] <David O`Cain> How did you plan this?
[21:02] * David O`Cain also kisses Masaki back
[21:02] <David O`Cain> ^^long did you
[21:05] * Masaki O`Cain breaks the kiss
[21:05] <Masaki O`Cain> for three f[BLEEP]king weeks
[21:06] <David O`Cain> Heh. That long? :P
[21:07] *** David O`Cain has turned their sound on
[21:14] <Masaki O`Cain> well when the f[BLEEP]k did we last do it *pokes david's nose*
[21:24] <@spiritflame> ATTENTION: David O`Cain is already registered. Check your password or enter a new name.
[21:24] <David O`Cain> Fair point.
[21:29] <Masaki O`Cain> should we get back to the hotel or stay here?
[21:30] <David O`Cain> I'm fine staying here for now.
[21:42] <Masaki O`Cain> heh alright *pokes david on the lips*
[21:54] <David O`Cain> Bet you're feeling better now.
[21:54] *** David O`Cain has turned their sound on
[22:06] <Masaki O`Cain> feel like it's a load off my mind
[22:06] <Masaki O`Cain> ..HA
[22:06] <David O`Cain> Hm?
[22:12] <Masaki O`Cain> nothing
[22:12] * Masaki O`Cain pops a drink and drinks
[22:13] <David O`Cain> Been a nice night, though.
[22:20] <Masaki O`Cain> you beat it has *shares the drink*
[22:21] * David O`Cain takes a drink of Masaki's drink
[22:45] <Masaki O`Cain> ahhh good stuff
[22:45] <David O`Cain> It sure is.
[23:05] <Masaki O`Cain> should e head back?
[23:08] <David O`Cain> Yeah, let's head home.
[23:09] *** Masaki O`Cain has left #suburbansenshi
[23:15] *** David O`Cain [] has quit IRC
[12:51] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte is just swearing at the f[BLEEP]king telly
[12:51] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte changes topic to `This space for rent`
[15:01] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> F[BLEEP]king brexit F[BLEEP]king Partliamentary Prorouge F[BLEEP]king Tribble Headed Boris F[BLEEP]king Johnson
[16:03] <D. Kakaku> don't forget that Nigel F[BLEEP]kage, he forced the seed in there in the first place.
[16:10] <D. Kakaku> "look at me, Oi'm nigel farquad, oi think oi can be the next johnny adams and UK's independence day." I don't think they read their history lessons too well, Paisley.
[16:28] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> They don't care.
[16:39] <D. Kakaku> well, aside from all of that, how is your day?
[16:44] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Miserable. This is all I can think about. All I can see is the end of the UK ><
[18:24] <Thrash 5> if i was to be an utterly horrible person, I would remind you that history plays the long game
[18:24] <Thrash 5> such things never last and though their damage may be incalculable, such individuals and their besotted empires do eventually crumble
[18:25] <Thrash 5> oh they may..try and hold on..they may ache and reach for their little personal glories but we have seen where that gets them
[18:26] <Thrash 5> you are both the building blocks by which time builds it's monuments to these eventual failures
[18:26] <Thrash 5> *but
[18:28] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte retorts in a Tom Baker-isn indignant tone "Don't you think I know how it works? Who mourns for the blocks making up the wall, hmm!?"
[18:28] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Brcause let me tell you, they have to suffer in fear and misery in order to build the edifice of history!
[18:29] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Those monuments are steeped in blood.
[18:29] <Thrash 5> naturally..but that is the nature of history
[18:29] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> So, as a brick, pardon me for being dissatisifed at the current state of affairs!
[18:29] <Thrash 5> touchy
[18:29] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte rememerbs why she had no time for Time Lords for so long :P
[18:30] <Thrash 5> how many of those bricks have you laid yourself?
[18:30] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ...and how many will you
[18:31] * Thrash 5 starts listing them manner it was done
[18:31] * Thrash 5 is listing the ones he personally had a hand in
[18:32] * Thrash 5 starts listing the ones had had an indirect hand in
[18:35] * Thrash 5 lists the ones he was there to witness but had no hand in
[18:35] <Thrash 5> satisfied?
[18:35] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> All right, all right! I get it.
[18:36] <Thrash 5> sometimes i wonder why i even travelled with you *adjusts his monocle* you're
[18:38] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ...That's because I Am human.
[18:40] <Thrash 5> we all have our little flaws
[18:41] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Yes, and some of us have fairly large ones :P
[18:42] <Thrash 5> I have no idea what you mean
[18:52] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> he, of course.
[18:52] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ^heh
[18:52] * Thrash 5 gets PUNCHED in the stomach by his 8th self..who tosses him outside
[18:52] <Thrash 8> sorry about that, alright?
[18:54] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Yeah, it's not the first Arsehole Time Lord I've had tro deal with... no offence
[18:59] <Thrash 8> none taken!
[18:59] <D. Kakaku> I wonder where he gets it from? ... serious question, not trying to be a jerk and all, is it an adjustable personality?
[18:59] <Thrash 8> I cannot believe I used to be that way
[19:00] <Thrash 8> ..then again I met my wife at that time so it wasn't all that bad :)
[19:00] <Thrash 8> regeneration is more like rolling a dice
[19:00] <Thrash 8> while blindfolded
[19:00] <Thrash 8> and the dice rolls underneath the sofa
[19:01] <Thrash 8> and you're still blindfolded and trying to find it
[19:02] <Griselda> And then said dice comes into contact with all sorts of things you never imagined would be down there?
[19:02] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Well we're all differnt people at different points in our lives.
[19:02] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Time Lords just show it more.
[19:05] <Thrash 8> I suppose you could put it that way
[19:05] <Thrash 8> it's rather thrilling to be never know what you may get
[19:05] <Thrash 8> you can get perfection like myself
[19:06] <D. Kakaku> or a dud like the guy you threw out?
[19:17] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Ouch.
[19:18] <Thrash 8> well we all have our weak points
[19:37] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Yeah.
[19:41] <D. Kakaku> mmhm.
[20:01] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte takes some Canada Dry from the bar
[20:05] * Arisa P. Peinforte grabs one too!
[20:07] <D. Kakaku> I'll have one
[20:07] * D. Kakaku gets a Canada Dry
[20:08] *** Megan O`Cain has joined #suburbansenshi
[20:08] <@spiritflame> konbanwa Megan O`Cain
[20:08] <Megan O`Cain> Evening, everyone.
[20:09] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Evening~
[20:09] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte waves to Arisa
[20:09] * Griselda downs a Seagram's.
[20:11] <Arisa P. Peinforte> how's the past going?
[20:12] * an alarm goes off !!!!
[20:12] * a robot arm SHOOTS out from under a sofa and grabs the seagrams and SMASHES it against the ground
[20:12] <Griselda> ....what the absolute s[BLEEP]t.
[20:13] * the alarm shuts off..reminding everyone mediocre ginger ale is not allowed on these premises
[20:14] <Griselda> ...seriously.
[20:15] <Megan O`Cain> The hell...?
[20:15] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Hah!
[20:15] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte only drinks the best
[20:16] <D. Kakaku> hehehehehe
[20:16] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte shrugs at Arisa "Same Old~"
[20:19] <Megan O`Cain> Anyway, how's everyone doing?
[20:21] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Shaking my head at the joke of a Prime Minister but that's it.
[20:23] <Megan O`Cain> The Brits should have done better. The guy looks like a Muppet.
[20:24] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> The "Brits" didn't choose him.
[20:24] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Parlaiment chose him. In a Parliamentary system the Party of the Government chooses the PM.
[20:25] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> And they're his toadies.
[20:25] <Megan O`Cain> Again, they could have done better.
[20:25] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> By their standards they did perfect work.
[20:26] <@Eitak_Razal> And people wonder why I took power on my world instead of being content to be a figurehead that saved the world
[20:28] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Yeah.
[21:41] <Arisa P. Peinforte> in the 27th century, they throw potential PMs into gladiatorial rings and have them fight to the death
[21:43] <D. Kakaku> sounds awesome
[21:46] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I'd pay to see that.
[21:47] * Arisa P. Peinforte puts it on Future PPV for Paisley to watch
[21:47] <D. Kakaku> I want to see it, too.
[21:47] <Arisa P. Peinforte> my brother once jumped into the ring because of course he did
[21:49] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Good lord.
[21:50] * Griselda checks out the PPV. How many kills is Robbie racking up?
[21:55] <Megan O`Cain> Wow. He wanted leadership that badly?
[22:02] <Arisa P. Peinforte> he said he did it for the LOLS
[22:03] <Arisa P. Peinforte> ...he won >_>
[22:03] <Megan O`Cain> Damn.
[22:11] <Arisa P. Peinforte> he was running on the...*sigh*...."F[BLEEP]king Awesome" party
[22:12] <D. Kakaku> hehehhehe
[22:17] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ....He spent a lot of time at t The HOTEL, didn't he
[22:20] <Arisa P. Peinforte> we both did >_>
[22:24] <Arisa P. Peinforte> wait what's the date
[22:27] <Griselda> Today? August 28th. Why do you ask?
[22:27] <Arisa P. Peinforte> ....
[22:27] * Arisa P. Peinforte looks to Paisley
[22:27] <Arisa P. Peinforte> ...oh..tomorrow will be your first then
[22:29] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ....
[22:29] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I don't think your information is quite accurate <_<
[22:29] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> /sound
[22:29] *** @Paisley Pythia Peinforte has turned their sound on
[22:30] <Arisa P. Peinforte> no no I mean
[22:30] <Arisa P. Peinforte>'re going to get a text..right
[22:30] * a text is sent to Paisley
[22:30] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte checks
[22:32] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> D:
[22:32] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte looks over at Arisa and back tot he text
[22:33] <Arisa P. Peinforte> like I said..your first
[22:33] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ........
[22:33] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Well at least I know you live.
[22:33] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> So there's that.
[22:36] <Arisa P. Peinforte> I hope you have insurance in your home
[22:36] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ....
[22:37] <Griselda> Uh oh.
[22:37] * Arisa P. Peinforte gives a smile that either means she's joking or that what's coming will be funny
[22:39] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte goes a little blue in the face
[22:40] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte at thsi time wishes Wodehouse was still working for her
[22:43] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> It shoudl be... fun...?
[22:43] <Arisa P. Peinforte> oh it will be..IT WILL BE
[22:43] <Arisa P. Peinforte> HAHAHAHAHA
[22:44] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ._.
[22:44] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte wonders if this is what it's like for other people dealing with her
[22:46] <Megan O`Cain> Everything alright, Paisley?
[22:51] <Arisa P. Peinforte> hm now what do you mean dealing with you?
[22:52] * Arisa P. Peinforte does have slight telepathy
[22:53] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Looking at you is like looiking into a mirror at times.
[22:58] <Griselda> Hm, I wonder why that is♫
[23:01] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Yes, tis trlyl a mystery
[23:03] <D. Kakaku> how long do future parliament fights last?
[23:04] <Arisa P. Peinforte> till one admitted defeat or was dead
[23:05] <Griselda> I figured it'd have been a "There can be Only One" kinda thing.
[23:07] <Megan O`Cain> If you'll excuse me, I'm going back to the family suite. You guys have a good night.
[23:07] *** Megan O`Cain has quit IRC (Till next time.)
[23:24] <Arisa P. Peinforte> I'll just say this
[23:24] <Arisa P. Peinforte> prepared for ALOT of kidnapping attempts
[23:24] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ...what
[23:25] <Arisa P. Peinforte> i'll let you in on something
[23:25] <Arisa P. Peinforte> my mother has your DNA correct? does my brother and I
[23:25] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Yeah.
[23:26] <Arisa P. Peinforte> and that..machine took your DNA after you had gone through all the ritual of becoming a sister, correct?
[23:28] <Arisa P. Peinforte> well to cut it to the quick
[23:28] <Arisa P. Peinforte> my brother and my blood around about 40% elixir of life
[23:28] <Arisa P. Peinforte> *are around
[23:33] <Arisa P. Peinforte> well more like 45-47%
[23:33] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> D: what
[23:33] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> how
[23:33] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> i
[23:33] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Yes I can see the problem
[23:33] <Arisa P. Peinforte> now imagine how many would pay to get a drop of that blood
[23:33] <Arisa P. Peinforte> DUN DUN DUUUUN
[23:34] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ...yeah
[23:34] <Arisa P. Peinforte> wait wait hold on
[23:34] <Arisa P. Peinforte> um...
[23:34] * Arisa P. Peinforte digs in her skirt pocket and pulls out a mini futuristic mp3 player
[23:35] * Arisa P. Peinforte presses the button and has it play a dramatic sting!
[23:35] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte an't help but laugh
[23:36] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I like your style
[23:36] <Arisa P. Peinforte> I learned from the best
[23:37] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> :D
[23:43] <Arisa P. Peinforte> :D
[23:43] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I'm glad you're in the family :)
[23:46] <Arisa P. Peinforte> well you had no choice now did you
[23:47] <Arisa P. Peinforte> I hope you are prepared for the other ten grandchildren though...
[23:47] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ................
[23:48] <Arisa P. Peinforte> I am joking I am joking
[23:49] <Arisa P. Peinforte> I am the last
[23:49] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Well I'm glad I didn't end up being the last peinforte after all.
[23:51] <Arisa P. Peinforte> you shall never be
[23:54] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte smiles
[23:55] <Arisa P. Peinforte> I should go is not good for me to stay too long
[23:55] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> It was good to see you
[23:55] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte gives her a quick hug
[23:56] * Arisa P. Peinforte gives a quick hug back and vanishes
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[00:05] <Griselda> Never a dull moment when she's about♫
[00:05] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Indeed
[00:29] *** Griselda [FORBIDDEN@404] has left #suburbansenshi (*IRL tired*)
[00:52] <D. Kakaku> well, tonight was good.
[00:53] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> It was all right.
[01:01] * D. Kakaku stretches
[01:02] <D. Kakaku> ah, there it is, another round of Canada Dry?
[01:03] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> A bit late for me, I'll be heading off shortly
[01:05] <D. Kakaku> alright then, night Paisley.
[01:05] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Night~
[01:06] *** D. Kakaku has left #suburbansenshi (I wonder if Canada Dry would mix well with Bang's Root Beer?)
[01:13] *** @Paisley Pythia Peinforte [paisely_p@firstcircle.karn03-kasterborusrelay.sen] has left #suburbansenshi (going home)
[11:01] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte has released A new abomination
[14:27] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte has released another new abomination

[14:59] <Anesha> ...I'm pretty certain that would be inadmissable in court.
[17:33] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte releases a final badness
[21:33] <Exeter L. Wakefield> Why is it called "IDIC"
[21:34] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Well Alpha Centauri has a giant Eye... and Erato is a giant...
[21:34] <Exeter L. Wakefield> Boris Johnson?
[21:34] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Yes.
[21:40] <Exeter L. Wakefield> Oh my god Paise do one with Boris Johnson
[21:40] <Exeter L. Wakefield> And Trump
[21:40] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> F[BLEEP]k you I'm not shipping them imagine what their spawn would be
[21:40] <Exeter L. Wakefield> No no as monsters
[21:40] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Ooh
[21:41] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte gives him a peck on the cheek "That's an idea, love~"
[21:41] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte ponders this
[21:44] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Yes. Yes. I have some ideas.
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[21:47] <@spiritflame> konbanwa Megan O`Cain
[21:47] <Megan O`Cain> Oh, hey, you two.
[21:48] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Eveninbg
[21:48] <Megan O`Cain> How's it going?
[21:48] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> How goes it?
[21:51] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte is covered in a fine soot
[21:51] * Exeter L. Wakefield has an arm in a sling
[21:56] <Megan O`Cain> What happened?
[21:57] <Exeter L. Wakefield> ..Babysitting.
[21:57] <Megan O`Cain> Oh. Must have been quite the handful.
[21:58] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Children are... a thing.
[21:59] * Megan O`Cain nods
[22:36] <Qeinoss> DID SOMEONE CALL ME!?
[22:36] <Anesha> ??
[22:36] <Qeinoss> >_> <_<
[22:36] <Qeinoss> no?..oh..ok
[22:36] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ... you are?
[22:36] <Megan O`Cain> Oh, hello.
[22:36] <D. Kakaku> hi there
[22:37] <Qeinoss> :O
[22:37] <Qeinoss> :<
[22:37] * Qeinoss sulks back to Olympus
[22:37] *** Qeinoss has left #suburbansenshi
[22:37] <Anesha> that happened.
[22:39] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ..oh..kay?
[22:39] <Matsumi Kaze> oh that was god me
[22:40] <Matsumi Kaze> apperently
[22:40] <D. Kakaku> she left kind of dissapointed, and sad.
[22:40] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Gods are very emotional.
[22:40] <Matsumi Kaze> she only got rerecongized or something so yeah
[22:41] <Anesha> Apparently she thought someone called for her here. I think she might need either a hearing check or a GPS. (Godly Prayer System)
[22:43] <Matsumi Kaze> also hello
[22:43] <Megan O`Cain> Hey, Matsumi. How're you?
[22:43] <Matsumi Kaze> tiiiired
[22:44] <Megan O`Cain> What'd you do today?
[22:48] <Matsumi Kaze> too much
[22:49] <Megan O`Cain> Ah.
[22:56] <Megan O`Cain> By the way, Matsumi, what was the name of god you?
[23:00] <Matsumi Kaze> Qeinoss
[23:00] <Matsumi Kaze> again it's..complicated
[23:00] <Megan O`Cain> Noted.
[23:27] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte is away: tired. exter let's go home
[23:27] * Exeter L. Wakefield is away 
[00:00] <Matsumi Kaze> night all
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[00:00] <Megan O`Cain> Night, Matsumi.
[00:04] <Anesha> Another day, eh?
[00:12] <Megan O`Cain> Seems that way around here.
[00:34] <Anesha> Well, if there's nothing else going on, I'll be on my way.
[00:34] *** Anesha [VineWhisperer@Makai.dw] has left #suburbansenshi (*headed home*)
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[12:20] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte made one more abomination
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[17:58] <@spiritflame> konnichiwa Matsuo Shin
[17:58] * Matsuo Shin grimly writes, drinking whiskey as well
[18:00] <Griselda> Hoo boy, that's a face all right. Been working hard?
[18:00] <Matsuo Shin> yes
[18:01] * Matsuo Shin goes to refill his glass..then pauses..and instead takes a swig straight from the bottle
[18:02] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> You all right?
[18:02] <Matsuo Shin> i'm writing for my book
[18:05] * Matsuo Shin pauses in his writing...throws the whiskey bottle against a wall....then grabs another bottle
[18:11] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> It must be hard. It's not an abstract thing for you.
[18:12] <Matsuo Shin> I'm writing about the Eight-Fold Empire
[18:22] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> God.
[18:23] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> It was like history repeating itself.
[18:23] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Just without a Queen Beryl to lay the blame on.
[18:24] <Matsuo Shin> they were so STUPID
[18:24] * Matsuo Shin SLAMS his fist against the table
[18:24] * Matsuo Shin has left a dent in the metal table
[18:26] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> :<
[18:26] <Matsuo Shin> ...I think they were doomed right at the start though
[18:27] <Matsuo Shin> they should have stayed hidden..seperate
[18:35] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Yeah.
[18:37] <Matsuo Shin> sorry sorry
[18:38] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Don't be. We all had to witness that horror.
[18:39] <Matsuo Shin> I don't doubt that they were trying to make friends with us
[18:39] <Matsuo Shin> I don't doubt that at the least
[18:39] <Matsuo Shin> haha there's an irony in this
[18:40] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Hmm?
[18:41] <Matsuo Shin> they presented themselves as highly evolved beings
[18:41] <Matsuo Shin> they had the socialization ability of a awkward preteen
[18:42] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ....
[18:42] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I can empathise.
[18:43] <Matsuo Shin> imagine being the smartest person in the entire room
[18:43] <Matsuo Shin> and yet you still badly want to make friends with the "normal" people
[18:43] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> <_< yeah
[18:45] <Matsuo Shin> so you can understand what at least some of them were going through
[18:45] <Matsuo Shin> perhaps if they had not been so eager to announce themselves as highly evolved?
[18:46] <Matsuo Shin> perhaps if they had been more careful in their introduction..rather than..stealing bodies for themselves
[18:46] <Matsuo Shin> even I admit I was...guilty of not trusting them at all
[18:46] <Matsuo Shin> claiming yourself to be superior to another leaves a bad taste in one's mouth
[18:51] <Griselda> Hubris tends to be a real b[BLEEP]ch in heat.
[18:56] <Matsuo Shin> it's more complicated then Hubris
[18:56] * Matsuo Shin leans back in the chair
[18:56] <Matsuo Shin> ...for one thing I don't think they knew how to actually.......relate or function outside their own selves
[18:57] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Well they were holed up in Hyperspace for 10,000 years.
[18:57] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> That's going to lead to severe inward thinking.
[18:57] <Matsuo Shin> imagine the culture shock
[18:57] <Matsuo Shin> yes
[18:58] <Matsuo Shin> sometimes I wonder if they were as....unsure and..hate to say it..scared of us as we were of them
[18:59] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Well, correct me if I'm wrong but wasn't the opinion that Humans were savages back in your day? Barely evolved?
[18:59] <Matsuo Shin> well there's the difference
[18:59] <Matsuo Shin> ..yes shamefully we...barely looked at them
[19:00] <Matsuo Shin> we sort of..wrote them off >_>
[19:00] <Matsuo Shin> ..but we never spoke of it outloud
[19:00] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte nods
[19:00] <Matsuo Shin> we never said it to their faces...which is probably just as bad
[19:01] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> well given there was a War I doubt saying it to thweir faces would have had a good result.
[19:01] <Matsuo Shin> and with Serenity's Great Deciaration ™ we had more reason to do so
[19:01] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ?
[19:01] <Matsuo Shin> oh about....when Serenity took the throne...thousands of years before i was born
[19:01] <Matsuo Shin> she had declared that Earth would no longer be a vassal of the Moon Kingdom
[19:02] <Matsuo Shin> but would be given Self-Determination
[19:05] <Matsuo Shin> ..apperently it was not a popular decision on either sides
[19:07] <Matsuo Shin> yes, paisley..
[19:07] <Matsuo Shin> in some ways the Eight-Fold was not simply a continuation of the Moon Kingdom's glories...but also their flaws
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[19:37] <@spiritflame> konbanwa David O`Cain
[19:37] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Mmm.
[19:38] <David O`Cain> Evening.
[19:40] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> 'lo
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[19:40] <@spiritflame> konbanwa Miara
[19:41] <Miara> yo peoples~
[19:41] <David O`Cain> What's going on in here?
[19:43] <Miara> dunno, but i went traveling today, it was nice!
[19:44] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> History talk™ with Matsuio Shin
[19:44] <Miara> eh? what kind of history?
[19:46] <David O`Cain> Yeah, what Miara asked.
[19:49] <Miara> Tally's been watching this Versailles show he missed, but I'm not sure I really like it...
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[19:52] <Miara> ...well, bye then
[19:53] <David O`Cain> See ya, Matsuo...
[19:54] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> :(
[19:55] <David O`Cain> If I may ask, Paisley, what was the subject?
[19:58] * Miara plops down with a bowl of marinated meat with supremed lemon slices to eat
[20:01] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> The Eighfoild Empire and how its fall mirrored the Silver Millennium
[20:03] <Miara> --the what now?
[20:03] <David O`Cain> I see...
[20:12] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Ten Thousand Years ago denizens of the Silver Millennium escpaed into Hpypersace before the fall
[20:12] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> they were lost in Hyperspace, in various isolated pockets
[20:12] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> and then they came back after MArs was able to lock onto our dimension
[20:12] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> They took over the Sailor Senshi as their mouthpieces
[20:13] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> And then things went to s[BLEEP]t.
[20:13] <David O`Cain> Yeah. Pluto's rep pointed me to where my parents were.
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[20:14] <@spiritflame> konbanwa Solarchos
[20:14] <Miara> oh. weirdness
[20:14] <Solarchos> Saying it went to s[BLEEP]t is putting it mildly.
[20:16] <David O`Cain> Hey, Solar.
[20:17] <Solarchos> I overheard someone talking about the Eight-Fold.
[20:18] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Yeah.
[20:19] <Solarchos> THAT was a war I didn't even have time to organize for before they were wiped out.
[20:21] <Miara> huh
[20:21] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Before they wiped each other out, you mean.
[20:23] <Solarchos> How DID that happen anyway? I'd heard some kind of nanophage was used.
[20:24] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I didn't pay that close attention to it
[20:24] <Miara> ne, are you going to have a long conversation about it?
[20:24] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Well MAtsuo was the real driver of it.
[20:30] <Solarchos> Plus there was Hazenine's latest incarnation within it.
[20:31] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Oh.. well that got sorted.
[20:31] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Apparently Returned-Hazerl murdered that echo of herself and took her body.
[20:34] <Solarchos> Too much to keep track of, in my opinion.
[20:34] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ...Life's complicated.
[20:34] <Solarchos> Speaking of Hazenine, how did things go with that latest trip through time back to World War 2 London?
[20:35] * Miara is away: no patience for tedious backstory now,!
[20:35] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Everything went fine from what I heard.
[20:37] <Solarchos> That's good. She was pretty testy that night.
[20:41] <David O`Cain> Oh?
[20:43] * Matsuo Shin is back
[20:44] <Matsuo Shin> sorry was throwing up..what did I miss
[20:44] <David O`Cain> Not much, Matsuo. Paisley was mentioning your history lesson of the Eightfold Empire.
[20:50] <Matsuo Shin> ah yes...the little empire which failed
[20:52] <Solarchos> That's putting it mildly.
[21:03] <Solarchos> And I'm now needed elsewhere. Good night everyone.
[21:03] *** Solarchos [Fallen0081@EnclaveFedCom.Net] has left #suburbansenshi ("Off to see how my beloved wife will surprise me now." ^__^)
[21:04] <David O`Cain> Later, Solar.
[21:23] <David O`Cain> Hmm.
[21:28] * The Rower looks up, confused.
[21:30] <David O`Cain> Oh, hello. When did you get here?
[21:35] <The Rower> [color=orange][a while..]p/color]
[21:35] <The Rower> [a while..]
[21:36] <David O`Cain> I see. Who are you, then?
[21:39] <The Rower> [bottom of terra firma]
[21:40] * David O`Cain has a confused look on his face
[21:41] <The Rower> [You are of the sky people, yes?]
[21:43] <David O`Cain> I must have missed something. I asked who you were, not where you came from.
[21:50] * The Rower looks stunned.
[21:50] <The Rower> [ah.. child of the shadows]
[21:50] <The Rower> [i am]
[21:51] <David O`Cain> Do you have a name?
[21:52] <The Rower> [c-cla... Claveron]
[21:53] <David O`Cain> Nice to meet you, Claveron. I'm David.
[21:54] * Claveron looks at the hand and touches it hesitantly.
[21:55] <David O`Cain> It's okay. I have no intention of harming you.
[21:56] * Claveron grabs it firmly.
[21:57] * David O`Cain shakes hands with Claveron
[21:57] * Miara is back
[21:57] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte changes topic to `[21:56] * Claveron grabs it firmly. `
[21:58] <David O`Cain> Welcome back, Miara.
[21:58] * Miara returns, in her workout gear (chest wrap and loose boy-shorts, drinking from her water bottle
[21:58] <Miara> yo~
[21:58] * Miara looks at The Rower.
[21:58] *** The Rower is your average everyday The Rower

[21:58] * Miara looks at claveron.
[21:58] *** claveron is your average everyday claveron

[21:58] <David O`Cain> Doing better now?
[21:59] <Miara> hm?
[21:59] * Miara waves
[21:59] <Miara> hey, i'm Miara!
[22:02] <Claveron> [hallo]
[22:06] <Miara> you been here long? i haven't been here lately, so i probably missed your arrival
[22:09] <Claveron> [rowed to beach from home.]
[22:10] <David O`Cain> You did? What motivated you to travel?
[22:10] <Miara> sounds like a workout. where's home?
[22:12] <Claveron> [wanted to see the world of the light and wanted to see the thin bright light in the dark sky.]
[22:14] <David O`Cain> Ah.
[22:15] <Miara> aurora? there's a lot of us here who want to see the world, so you're in good company.
[22:17] <Claveron> [thin light that was said to be from the sky kingdom.]
[22:18] <David O`Cain> Thin light? You mean the Moon itself? Or was it the Sun you saw?
[22:21] <Claveron> [sky kingdom is out in the dark, one night a violet, smoky light came from terra and then after it disappeared, the sky kingdom shot down a bright light onto terra.]
[22:22] <Claveron> [it is what our history scrolls have said at the very least.]
[22:23] <David O`Cain> I see. When did this happen?
[22:24] <Claveron> [almost 10,027 years before today]
[22:26] <David O`Cain> That puts it at the time around the Silver Millennium.
[22:28] <Griselda> someone's been holed up for a while.
[22:31] <Claveron> [our ancestors hid from the evil that were making other children of the shadows turn on each other. we ran to the farthest place... cold, anti-artica.]]
[22:35] <David O`Cain> Antarctica?
[22:40] <Claveron> [yes]
[22:41] <Claveron> [and the evil our ancestors ran away from came from artica in the north.]
[22:48] <David O`Cain> Gotcha.
[22:49] <Miara> have you been able to see what you came to see?
[22:59] <Claveron> [the tales have been passed down, written in the scrolls.]
[23:03] * Miara is away: something's up...
[23:04] <David O`Cain> Take care, Miara.
[23:26] * David O`Cain stretches
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[19:51] <Miyuki Collins> ..I don't get this
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[19:51] <@spiritflame> konbanwa Miyuki Collins
[19:51] * Miyuki Collins is watching wrestling on the TV
[19:54] <Miyuki Collins> ..we don't get this stuff on Quinox
[19:54] <Sasori O`Cain> !!!!
[19:54] <Sasori O`Cain> O_O
[19:56] <Miyuki Collins> planet isn't the one that uses Wrestling as part of the legal system
[19:56] <Sasori O`Cain> it's an ancient tradition!
[19:58] <Sasori O`Cain> after every decision, there must be a fight to decide motion to continue or dismiss!
[20:03] <Sasori O`Cain> right by combat!
[20:20] <Griselda> Honest question --- how much stuff in the legal system does get passed?
[20:31] <Sasori O`Cain> oh tons
[20:31] <Sasori O`Cain> on Uranus you can get a boring old normal trial
[20:31] <Sasori O`Cain> or do trial by combat!
[20:47] <Sasori O`Cain> THE BUCKS OF THE YOUNG!
[20:50] <Miyuki Collin> uh..
[20:50] <Sasori O`Cain> DRINK FOR THE DRINK GODS!
[20:50] * Sasori O`Cain grabs a barrel and drinks out of it!
[20:52] <Sasori O`Cain> AWWOOOOOOO
[20:54] <SilverTongue> Hey now.
[20:54] <SilverTongue> That's offensive to werewolvess
[20:54] <Sasori O`Cain> what
[20:54] <Sasori O`Cain> my aunt's a it's ok
[20:56] <SilverTongue> ...really?
[20:57] <Sasori O`Cain> yeah?
[20:58] <SilverTongue> That's like being racist and saying "yeah it's ok, my best freind is black"
[20:58] <SilverTongue> Also I'm screwing with you, but damn, had I been serious that would have been grounds for death by prinny
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[20:59] <@spiritflame> konbanwa David O`Cain
[20:59] <Sasori O`Cain> oh yeah well sorry if that sounded raciest....that was s[BLEEP]tty of me
[20:59] <Sasori O`Cain> so I'll keep that in mind next time
[20:59] <David O`Cain> Massive explosions that would make Mister Torgue giddy?
[20:59] <Sasori O`Cain> and in an unrelated note
[20:59] * Sasori O`Cain unfurls both her middle fingers at SilverTongue
[21:01] * David O`Cain grabs a glass of bourbon
[21:01] <Sasori O`Cain> oh look at who I have here..Mr F[BLEEP]k..and Mrs You!
[21:04] <David O`Cain> Starting trouble already, young lady?
[21:04] <Sasori O`Cain> !!!!
[21:07] * David O`Cain takes a sip of his drink, "Good."
[21:07] <Griselda> (Snrk)
[21:08] <Sasori O`Cain> ._.
[21:09] <David O`Cain> Which one?
[21:12] <Sasori O`Cain> LUCHABROS GOT THEM!
[21:14] <Sasori O`Cain> O S[BLEEP]T
[21:14] * Miyuki Collins just..reads a magazine on swords
[21:20] * David O`Cain waves to Miyuki
[21:20] <David O`Cain> Well, you future folk have fun. Until next time.
[21:21] *** David O`Cain [] has left #suburbansenshi (And I'm taking my drink with me.)
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[21:45] *** Sasori O`Cain has left #suburbansenshi
[00:13] <Sean Collins> WEll...that was eventful
[00:15] <Sean Collins> (( wrong box ))
[17:33] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte is so f[BLEEP]king proud of her parliament right now.
[17:34] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte hopes they can take it all away tomorrow.
[17:34] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ^all the way
[18:27] <Pinapple Cat> mew
[18:27] * Pinapple Cat has appeared! it is a cat made of pineapple
[19:14] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ...
[19:14] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte looks for a Pizza to place this cat on.
[19:14] * Paisley Pythia Peinforte looks at Pinapple cat.
[19:14] *** Pinapple cat is your average everyday Pinapple cat

[19:14] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte finds a slice
[19:14] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Oh cat~
[19:14] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> here some sit on this.
[19:26] * Pineapple Cat eats the another pineapple cat appears, mewing!
[19:32] * Pineapple Cat 2 wants some pizza too!
[19:33] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ... uh oh.
[19:34] <// J_Daito //> No no no
[19:34] <// J_Daito //> You don't feed them
[19:34] <// J_Daito //> _they_ feed you
[19:34] * // J_Daito // done a bib
[19:34] <// J_Daito //> ^dobs
[19:34] * Pineapple Cat 3 walks in and mews too...
[19:34] <// J_Daito //> /DONS
[19:34] * Pineapple Cat 3 is followed by cats 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10-15
[19:34] * // J_Daito // grabs a skewer
[19:34] <Pineapple Cat> ......
[19:35] * // J_Daito // starts going after them for Fourth Meal
[19:35] <Pineapple Cat> - BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD -
[19:35] * // J_Daito // LEAPS INTO THE FRAY LIKE the 300
[19:36] * Pineapple Cats ATTACK!
[19:36] * // J_Daito // slings portals and black ki bolts around
[19:37] * Pineapple Cats attack with Eldrich Citrus Blasts!
[19:53] * // J_Daito // puts on dark shades to shield his eyes~
[19:53] * // J_Daito // starts trying to attach them to a pizza as he fights usin the pizza like a shield
[20:10] <Joanna Smithson> BLINDSIDED!
[20:10] * Joanna Smithson SLAMS INTO JADITE!
[20:11] * slams into the pineapple cats
[20:11] <// J_Daito //> ^
[23:02] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> /ki loks at da sevared hed ov chaibi-cahiab- on da mentel
[23:02] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> ... ur smolar dan mi
[23:02] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> ...wall cuz ur had iz kat ov
[23:03] * The Severed Head of Chibi Chibi seems to puff on its cigar
[23:03] * The Severed Head of Chibi Chibi can't give Chibiusa the finger because it has no hands any longer so flips up the cigar like a middle finger
[23:06] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> ....r u challongang mi, bich
[23:07] * The Severed Head of Chibi-chibi seems to node, but because of well, the fact that it's just a head it falls off the hook and roll s onto the floor near Chibiusa
[23:07] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> ...
[23:07] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> /mi kikz da hed
[23:10] * The Severed Head of Chibi-Chibi would swear up a blue storm but is too weak
[23:10] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> ... ur dat bich ho triad 2 ruel da futar
[23:11] * The Severed head nods, you were her prisoner in your future you [BLEEP]ITY [BLEEP] [BLEEP]
[23:11] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> .....
[23:11] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> hshshshshshshsshhssh
[23:11] * Severed head oh s[BLEEP]t.
[23:11] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> /mi pix up da hed
[23:12] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> - revange iz a dash brest sarved kold... -
[23:12] * .'~SugaBB_2999~'. is away: hshshshshshshs
[23:12] * Severed head is away WAIT LET US RECONSIDER WE CAN BE FREIIIINNNDDDSS besides i haven't done it to you yet
[23:13] <The ~Lady~ Serenity III> ...but you did it to me
[23:13] * The ~Lady~ Serenity III grins darkly
[23:13] * The ~Lady~ Serenity III is away: Hey past-me wait up~ It's 2 girls one severed head time
[23:14] *** D. Kakaku has joined #suburbansenshi
[23:14] <@spiritflame> konbanwa D. Kakaku
[23:18] <D. Kakaku> what's going on there..... eh.
[23:28] * D. Kakaku sees an enflamed cloth roll in, and tries extinguighing it with a nearby fire extinguisher.... which fails.
[23:29] * D. Kakaku tries stamping the fire out which-

[23:29] * HOUSE KILL COUNT: 186
[23:30] <D. Kakaku> ahhhh, a rolling fireball alright!
[23:30] * D. Kakaku 's clothes are slightly singed.
[10:07] * D. Kakaku spots a few people chipping away at the HOTEL "huh?"
[10:07] *** D. Kakaku has left #suburbansenshi (Hey, get away from there!)
[07:00] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> AHAHAHAH how pants do you have to be when your OWN BROTHER quits Parliament rather than deal with you
[10:29] <D. Kakaku> more crazy than a cuckoo clock, heh heh
[10:30] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ...Cuckoo clocks are fairly regular devices.
[10:30] <D. Kakaku> they often portray craziness in old cartoons.
[10:36] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Mmm.
[21:55] <D. Kakaku> mmmhm.
[08:46] * Exeter L. Wakefield is laughing at a picture he snuck of Paise when she was undercover trying to track down a hostile Zygon at Domino's Pizza
[08:46] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte will have her revenge.
[10:19] <Griselda> (That one's gonna be spicy~)
[18:29] * @ is watching a movie about a bukllet train with a bomb in it
[18:29] <@SpeedRcrX> ^
[18:32] <@SpeedRcrX> Man this is all kinds of messed up
[18:33] <Megume Tenou> so what's this about again?
[18:33] * Megume Tenou plops herself down on a sofa with a beer
[18:34] <@SpeedRcrX> Dude wants to make 5 million so puts a bomb on a bullet train and it will go off unless he gets the money
[18:34] <@SpeedRcrX> he didn't want ot kill anyone
[18:34] <@SpeedRcrX> the cops killed one of his buddies
[18:34] <@SpeedRcrX> his other buddy blew himself up
[18:35] <@SpeedRcrX> he gave them the solution to defuse the bomb but the place he hid the solution just happened to catch fire
[18:35] <@SpeedRcrX> he doesn't realize they don't know how to defuse the bomb
[18:37] <Megume Tenou> oh yeah I saw this movie...saw it when I was three
[18:38] <@SpeedRcrX> aww man they're broadcasting on the TV asking him for help
[18:40] * Megume Tenou tosses a beer to her Dom
[18:40] <@SpeedRcrX> .....................
[18:41] * @SpeedRcrX takes the beer anyway
[18:41] <@SpeedRcrX> If I'm the dom are you the sub
[18:42] <Megume Tenou> usually a dom..tried sub once......Davey couldn't get it right
[18:43] <@SpeedRcrX> tell me
[18:43] <@SpeedRcrX> is he a machine in bed
[18:44] <Megume Tenou> ....
[18:44] * Megume Tenou DESCRIBES it
[18:45] * @SpeedRcrX is uhphased
[18:45] * Megume Tenou notes there's a reason WHY she has so many kids
[18:45] <@SpeedRcrX> So... so... does he "upgrade" from your powers?
[18:46] <Megume Tenou> oh god there was this one time *is smoking a cigerette now..well a candy cigerette*
[18:46] <Megume Tenou> I was like...."you want to go super form?" and he was like "I need a patch for that" and I was like "oh I'll make that download worth while"
[18:48] <@SpeedRcrX> HAHAHAHAHA
[18:48] <Megume Tenou> and then it was "misson complete" ♡
[18:48] <@SpeedRcrX> i wodner if he needs to wait like 2.5 hours before every time to download updates
[18:49] <@SpeedRcrX> and then if the firmware goes bad does he become a drooling mess until you reflash
[18:49] <Megume Tenou> nah he can go from one to the other
[18:49] <Megume Tenou> HE IS A BEAST
[18:49] <@SpeedRcrX> oh man they've lined up two trains nexxt to each other
[18:49] <@SpeedRcrX> and are moving e welding torchw between trains at 100km
[18:50] <@SpeedRcrX> this is actually pretty intense
[18:50] <Megume Tenou> when was this made again?
[18:51] <@SpeedRcrX> 1975
[18:51] <@SpeedRcrX> it's as old as I am
[18:52] <Megume Tenou> oh god're ancient
[18:53] <Megume Tenou> how haven't you started mummifying
[18:53] <@SpeedRcrX> You know hy
[18:53] <@SpeedRcrX> because my blood is liquid badass
[18:53] * Megume Tenou ignores the phone call from Uranus for the 50th time on where she is
[18:54] * @SpeedRcrX takes the phone and texts back "I am having a badass time with my badass dom
[18:54] * "who is totally badass"
[18:59] * Megume Tenou fist bumps Haruka
[18:59] * @SpeedRcrX fist bumps back
[19:00] <@SpeedRcrX> You're pretty badass yourself
[19:01] <Megume Tenou> inherted from the best
[19:02] * // J_Daito // barfs
[19:07] <Megume Tenou> oh hey unkle something for you
[19:07] * Megume Tenou gives two fingers up
[19:08] <// J_Daito //> ..|..
[19:08] <Megume Tenou> Vm mV
[19:09] <@SpeedRcrX> Damn the end of this movie jesus
[19:17] <Megume Tenou> bit tame
[19:18] <@SpeedRcrX> Well I was shocked. I wanted him to get away with it
[19:18] <@SpeedRcrX> .............................
[19:19] <@SpeedRcrX> Becky Lynch and Charloeete are going to team up againt Saha and Bayley
[19:19] <Megume Tenou> oh yeah that happened
[19:20] <@SpeedRcrX> lol I need to mosk Paise
[19:20] <@SpeedRcrX> there's a town in England called Penistone
[19:20] * @SpeedRcrX snorts and guffaws
[19:27] * Megume Tenou suddenly looks around
[19:27] <Megume Tenou> ..oh god she's here isn't she
[19:29] <@SpeedRcrX> Nah I doin't think so
[19:30] <Megume Tenou> >_> <_<
[19:30] * Megume Tenou tries to relax
[22:17] * Megume Tenou is grabbed from a portal and pulled through
[22:17] *** Megume Tenou has left #suburbansenshi
[11:01] * Paisley Pythia Peinforte takes out a pen, and opens up her scandalous no moleskine, quickly writing up a tale of how a trip at a game of Cards against Humanity ends with Black Symbiote Shinji and Reizo Ichiro crashing into a tidal wave of unstoppable lust and discovery.

[12:30] *** Matsuo Shin [] has joined #suburbansenshi
[12:30] <@spiritflame> konnichiwa Matsuo Shin
[12:30] * Matsuo Shin walks in with a black eye
[12:33] * Matsuo Shin sits down to write and maybe sneak a drink
[13:01] <D. Kakaku> hey there
[13:13] <Matsuo Shin> hello
[13:13] <D. Kakaku> what's with the black eye?
[13:16] <Matsuo Shin> my daughter....
[13:17] <D. Kakaku> what'd she do, punch you in the face?
[13:38] <D. Kakaku> hello?
[14:33] <Matsuo Shin> no just..playing around with telekinisis
[14:38] <D. Kakaku> a psychic kid, huh?
[15:06] <Matsuo Shin> well yes
[16:16] * Griselda pokes her head in to see if anyone interesting is about today.
[16:51] <D. Kakaku> welcome
[19:00] * D. Kakaku gets a call.
[19:00] * D. Kakaku answers
[19:00] <D. Kakaku> yes?
[19:00] * D. Kakaku goes outside
[19:01] *** D. Kakaku has left #suburbansenshi (Yeah! Let's go!)
[23:06] * Griselda slides on in to leave something for Paisley to find~
[07:11] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte is glued to BBC News, watching the (revolutionary) argument that it must be explicityl stated that Parliament is Senior to the Executive
[13:12] * Paisley Pythia Peinforte takes out a pen, and opens up her scandalous no moleskine, quickly writing up a taut thriller of international espionage that sees Naocat slowly seduce Komodia with the aid of chains until they finally end up doing it at Anime North.

[13:13] * Paisley Pythia Peinforte takes out a pen, and opens up her scandalous no moleskine, quickly writing up a slow, romantic tale of simmering tension that ends with Prinny_Ying interlocked in a sweaty embrace with Komako Shin, making a pretzel at Aime Detour.

[14:44] * Paisley Pythia Peinforte takes out a pen, and opens up her scandalous no moleskine, quickly writing up a quick limerick about how Katsuko Moshi's best friend is some Inuyasha doujin for inspiration.

[14:45] <Exeter L. Wakefield> Paise, slash me!
[14:45] * Paisley Pythia Peinforte takes out a pen, and opens up her scandalous no moleskine, quickly writing up a college-style tale where Nao Asai gets a pizza delivery from Kiyoshi Shin and, after one soulful look at each other, they find themselves desperately interlocked in the throes of carnal heat in the restroom, as Setsuna listens from the outside, weeping

[14:46] <setsy_meiou> as Setsuna listens from the outside, weeping
[14:46] <setsy_meiou> as Setsuna listens from the outside, weeping
[14:46] * setsy_meiou is away: F[BLEEP]K YOU
[14:46] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I'M SORRY BUT IT'S TRUE
[14:51] <Exeter L. Wakefield> Bored?
[14:51] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Bit under the weather. Just want to write.
[14:52] * Paisley Pythia Peinforte takes out a pen, and opens up her scandalous no moleskine, quickly writing up a slow, romantic tale of simmering tension that ends with "Holster" interlocked in a sweaty embrace with Lunix, making a pretzel on the main counter at Big Grocery.

[14:52] <Exeter L. Wakefield> I'm sorry but who are these people?
[14:52] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> f[BLEEP]k if I know I'm swiping names from the registry of the HOTEL.
[14:52] * Paisley Pythia Peinforte looks at "Holster".
[14:52] *** "Holster" is your average everyday "Holster"
image Song is: 0. is Level 1.

[14:53] * Paisley Pythia Peinforte looks at Holster.
[14:53] *** Holster is Deadshot ditz of a superhero whose face is always obscured with a standard-issue styled superhero spandex leotard. Impulsive but powerful, he travels the world for justice and adventure.
His image Song is: . He is Level 1.

[14:53] * Paisley Pythia Peinforte looks at Lunix.
[14:53] *** Lunix is short girl with big gray eyes and white hair, tied up in two long ponytails. She wears a white top and a long indigo skirt.
Her image Song is: "I Would Stay" by Krezip.. She is Level 1.

[14:53] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I guess he holstered in her Lunix
[14:53] * Paisley Pythia Peinforte takes out a pen, and opens up her scandalous no moleskine, quickly writing up a drabble about DreamSongstress, The Testament of Simon, a horse head mask and a quickie in the chocolate pool.

[14:54] <Exeter L. Wakefield> Oh god LOL people eat ou of that thing
[14:54] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Yeah there was wating out happening.
[14:54] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ^eating
[14:54] * Paisley Pythia Peinforte takes out a pen, and opens up her scandalous no moleskine, quickly writing up a quick limerick about how Akaza Banban's best friend is creatively used doughnut holes.

[14:57] * Paisley Pythia Peinforte looks at The Testament of Simon.
[14:57] *** The Testament of Simon is unable to be seen by curious people such as yourself, and can only be found with great effort. It was hidden by its author beyond this world, in the realm of infinity.
hir image Song is: . It is Level 1.

[14:58] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> It's like that Pick your PAth book where you can't get to the page via directions, you just have to flip each page to find it.
[15:03] <Exeter L. Wakefield> I almost wan tto know more about--
[15:03] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte shoves her hand over his mouth
[15:03] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> No
[15:04] <Exeter L. Wakefield> Mmemrrfhm
[15:04] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Anything to do with that Lich is a rabbithole.
[15:04] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Rabbithole.
[15:11] <Exeter L. Wakefield> Oh no.
[15:12] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Usagi's Rabbit hole.. as envisoned by Prince Demand... Diamond? Dymond? Whatever the f[BLEEP]k
[15:13] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> "It was a gaping chasm of succulent mystery..". ooh I should let the AI finish up
[15:14] * Griselda pokes her head in, to see if anyone interesting is about today.
[15:15] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> It was a gaping chasm of succulent mystery. He had no idea how the hell she was able to keep those damnable horns from falling off so easily. His hand began to tremble as his palms came down over hers, but a quick flick of her tail kept him from reaching up for her, and a smacking across the back of her head sent a shiver of fear through his body. "Sorry. I guess I got a little carried away there, I didn't mean to do that." "Not the tail," her brother said, but his voice was still shaking with fear. He reached for her and pulled her to his side, but her paws prevented him from pulling her away from him as he did. He looked down at the mess his paws had made, and shook his head. I could have sworn that it had gone completely white if he hadn't stopped so quickly, which should have made him start crying, but no sooner did he finish speaking than she reached out and took his hand and he held on. She had no need to worry about being caught by any of her dogs,
[15:15] <Exeter L. Wakefield> ....
[15:15] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ....
[15:15] <Griselda> ....are you sure that AI isn't drunk or high on something?
[15:16] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I think it's both.
[15:18] <Griselda> Hoo boy. Now I wonder the mental state of whomever coded it in the first place.
[15:22] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> It's an AI fed by internet data. Do the math~
[15:23] * Paisley Pythia Peinforte takes out a pen, and opens up her scandalous no moleskine, quickly writing up a screenplay depicting a full on orgy between Akagi Mizuho, Whistler, Archangel and Akihiko Sanada at 's manor.

[15:23] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte feeds THAT to the AI
[15:23] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte falsl over laugghing into Exeter
[15:24] * ^Exeter's lap
[15:24] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> a full on orgy between Akagi Mizuho, Whistler, Archangel and Akihiko Sanada at 's manor. I have heard of a few others who are having the same experience (I'm pretty sure that's only me, unfortunately), so this experience has definitely been on my mind.In the end, I left the venue because I just had to get home, so now I can only hope to have a peaceful, peaceful night of sleep and enjoy the day ahead!
[15:25] <Exeter L. Wakefield> So pure in a way?
[15:26] <Exeter L. Wakefield> Try another?
[15:26] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte remains lying back, scribbing upwards in the moleskine, spitting some hair out of her face
[15:26] * Paisley Pythia Peinforte takes out a pen, and opens up her scandalous no moleskine, quickly writing up a college-style tale where Sailor Bestia gets a pizza delivery from batgirl_007 and, after one soulful look at each other, they find themselves desperately interlocked in the throes of carnal heat right in front of you, as you watch with your eyes staked open by toothpicks

[15:28] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ....
[15:28] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> a college-style tale where Sailor Bestia gets a pizza delivery from batgirl_007 and, after one soulful look at each other, they find themselves desperately interlocked in the throes of carnal heat right in front of you, as you watch with your eyes staked open by toothpicks. The art is simple, the storytelling simple. It's just the two of them f[BLEEP]king. It's the closest thing to a love story in modern comics that's so far, so good. For those who didn't experience the original, it's well worth the price of admission. It's an excellent example, and a very welcome evolution, of a style that's long dominated the world of comics. It's a thing of beauty. It also made me wonder what I could do with those little boxes and envelopes of art, now that I have a bit more of a grasp on what exactly it is they do.
[15:29] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ... "It's just two of them f[BLEEP]king" is so condascendingly reductive
[15:29] <Exeter L. Wakefield> There, there
[15:29] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> F[BLEEP]k you, Ai.
[15:29] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ....
[15:29] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> "Kizuka Ai f[BLEEP]ks the Transfoemr AI"
[15:30] <Exeter L. Wakefield> _Kizuna_
[15:30] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Yes that. Let's see
[15:30] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> .
[15:31] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Kizuna A.I. f[BLEEP]ks the transformer AI.


Kizuna A.I. f[BLEEP]ks the SHOCK JUMPING MAN!!

In the end, we're left with another mystery...

"What does the Master say when you turn your power off, but he just laughs?"

"He says he doesn't care." Share

[15:33] <Exeter L. Wakefield> I. Wow.
[15:42] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> hahaha I rmemeenr that was your reaction the first time we--
[15:43] <Exeter L. Wakefield> --So write another one :P
[15:43] * Paisley Pythia Peinforte takes out a pen, and opens up her scandalous no moleskine, quickly writing up an internet-based tale where an omegle between Kuroki Natsumi and Sailor Ophelia leads them to discover their mutual attraction to Doctor_Oligarch and causes them to meet in the laundromat, where they end up passionately banging their brains out.

[15:43] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte feeds this to the AI
[15:44] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> LOL it's sole reply: "The series was released on DVD in Japan."
[15:50] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte kind of wants to see that.
[15:50] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Let me try one more
[15:50] * Paisley Pythia Peinforte takes out a pen, and opens up her scandalous no moleskine, quickly writing up a steamy tale of forbidden romance involving Ryan and ( rediscovering their secret passion with a little help from Orbis and Peter Griffin in your HOTEL room. In your bed. Next to you. While you sleep and a steaming pot of tasty coffee.

[15:51] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> .
[15:51] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I sometimes wonder about my own mind.
[15:51] <Exeter L. Wakefield> Me too :P
[15:52] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte , being in his hap, raises her head a bit and then SLAMS it back ona TENDER SPOT
[15:52] <Exeter L. Wakefield> @#$@ %$$%#%%^$$%^W$
[15:52] * Exeter L. Wakefield doubles over
[15:53] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> a steamy tale of forbidden romance involving Ryan and ( rediscovering their secret passion with a little help from Orbis and Peter Griffin in your HOTEL room. In your bed. Next to you. While you sleep and a steaming pot of tasty coffee. ...well, that last part actually sounds like a nice idea, but let's be real (well, more than a little bit real). In this episode, Ryan and Orbis are introduced, our main character Peter Griffin (a.k.a. The Raven, with better hair and a better butt) goes from a normal college professor to...well, we'll let her tell you about it. It's the only way to keep you and your eyes glued to the screen as the steamy adventures go on--and for the first episode, it's kind of fantastic. The second episode may be even better. So make sure to check it out and share your thoughts in the comments below! So go forth and make some steamy steamy steamy love!
[16:03] <Exeter L. Wakefield> Not bloody likely after what you just did to me
[16:03] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> D'aww you're so kyute when you swqueak widdle Eggseter~
[16:04] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte chuckles and writes another one because f[BLEEP]k it it's her lazy day
[16:04] * Paisley Pythia Peinforte takes out a pen, and opens up her scandalous no moleskine, quickly writing up a frantic scene involving ~Will~ riding Beryl "Yuri" Shadowmoon like an overenthusiastic jockey on the main stage of the Grand Imperial Theatre.

[16:05] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> a frantic scene involving ~Will~ riding Beryl "Yuri" Shadowmoon like an overenthusiastic jockey on the main stage of the Grand Imperial Theatre. After a few hours of this, I still felt as though my head had been filled with mush, and was too drunk to think well; all I could do was keep cheering for my own beloved Beryl and her merry band of misfits. And, of course, it turned out that this scene was cut. And that wasn't the only scene cut. I didn't even receive a screen credit, and I guess it was to avoid any scandal as well. I can't even find any footage of this scene from a movie, and I haven't even found any footage of it on video in the whole of my childhood, only in the one single movie I've yet to see. That's crazy. Maybe this was too much for a 12-year-old kid to handle, or maybe my memories are hazy and fuzzy, and this was just not something my brain can process, so it was just replaced with something else.
[16:06] <Exeter L. Wakefield> was the memory replaced or his brain
[16:06] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Let's ask, shall we?
[16:07] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> WHAT THE F[BLEEP]K
[16:07] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> were his memories replaced or his brain destroyed by a drug, and the memories became the source of his powers. Thus he had to find and restore his consciousness in time for the next cycle of the cycle to begin. (AUDIO: The Curse of Peladon) When Dalek Zero was found and destroyed as part of a conspiracy to control the Doctor, the Doctor spent many years trying to bring back Dalek Zero in order to prevent it from being used as part of a Dalek genocide against the Time Lords. After receiving the Doctor's first regeneration, he spent the rest of his days trying to find the location of each Dalek and destroy them to prevent the destruction of the universe. (PROSE: Dark Water) As an adult, the Eleventh Doctor encountered an alien entity that the Doctor called "Jasper". (PROSE: Cold War) When the Rwandan empire took over the TARDIS, the Eleventh Doctor met a woman named Martha Jones who was being held in the TARDIS by an unknown entity. After her abduction, the Doctor took the Rw
[16:07] <Exeter L. Wakefield> that was apropos of nothing
[16:08] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> How long are you goign to keep squeaking
[16:08] <Exeter L. Wakefield> you zidaned my junk pretty hard there
[16:08] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Heh.
[16:08] * Paisley Pythia Peinforte takes out a pen, and opens up her scandalous no moleskine, quickly writing up a high-concept tale where Senshi Guardian and Mika222 find themselves telepathically linked, and stray thoughts of forbidden fantasy end up with them becoming curious to the point of doing it in a forbidding corner of the forbidden plenum known as Enclave.

[16:08] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> <_<;
[16:09] <Exeter L. Wakefield> It worked for us?
[16:14] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Yeah except it was a forbidden corner of the Sofa not Enclave lol
[16:15] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte feeds this to the AI
[16:18] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte cries laughing
[16:18] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> In case you're wondering what this is really all about, I've got a couple of quick definitions of what I mean... "Senshi Guardian" means "guardian to the Enclave" which is basically just code for "the main protagonist or main character of the series is a Senshi." "Mika222" is code for "my love interest." And "Enclave" is code for "what the f[BLEEP]k?"
[16:19] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Truer words.
[16:19] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Truer words.
[16:27] <Miara> what're you two up to over here?
[16:29] <Beryl Shadowmoon> were never spoken.
[16:29] <Beryl Shadowmoon> ?
[16:29] <Miara> implied, yeah
[16:29] * Miara looks at Beryl Shadowmoon.
[16:29] *** Beryl Shadowmoon is is one of the twin daughters of DD Girl Green and Caligo Shadowmoon, She prefers to be called "Yuri" by people who are not her family due to having a bad stigma associated with the Name "Beryl".
Her image Song is: . She is Level 1.

[16:31] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I am writing smut.
[16:31] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> That is what is happening here.
[16:32] <Miara> oh. fun?
[16:32] <Miara> cause that sounds fun!
[16:33] <Miara> also: i'm Miara, who're you? (talking to Beryl)
[16:34] <Beryl Shadowmoon> Gem, Yuri, Beryl, use whichever one.
[16:36] <Miara> you don't have a preference?
[16:39] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte is lying on her back, head in Exeter's lap, writing.
[16:42] * Paisley Pythia Peinforte takes out a pen, and opens up her scandalous no moleskine, quickly writing up a drabble about Spectrix, Queen of Quinox, plant-kun's branches and a quickie in front of the cursed Sakura Tree.

[16:44] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Over to you, AI-chan~
[16:44] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> "A ninja with a broken leg is more valuable to me than the Hokage!" he shouted at the tree, before leaping down onto it and grabbing a nearby branch. Tetsuko, though, was quick to catch up. "Naruto! You can't just dive onto it! You'll get wet and your body will smell like kara-" "Get me out of here in one piece, idiot!" Naruto shouted. "Naruto, I said get me out! Let me give you a hand!" Tetsuko screamed. Naruto grabbed her by the shoulders and dragged her around, so she got on the trunk before Naruto could grab her by the hair. "Shippaaaaait!" they both screamed as the branch snapped behind Naruto.
[16:46] <Exeter L. Wakefield> What
[16:50] <Miara> that's...dunno, probably would help to know who they are and stuffs...
[16:50] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> The AI took my prompt and did that
[16:50] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Let me try again
[16:51] * Paisley Pythia Peinforte takes out a pen, and opens up her scandalous no moleskine, quickly writing up a frantic scene involving Lysippe riding Laain like an overenthusiastic jockey in the Danger Room.

[16:52] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Lysippe riding Laain like an overenthusiastic jockey in the Danger Room. Afterward, Lysippe left a few remarks for the audience, one of which was to ask if anyone at all felt sorry for him after he "took the blame" while the rest of the crowd booed him—a clear act of intimidation. The next day the Lythans went to the police station to have the matter looked into by detectives who had been assigned to the case because of the strong connection between the case and "Lysippe's" wife, Lizzie. The detectives immediately started talking to those who remembered Lysippe. They spoke to his friends and even spoke to the woman who had told them the details of the alleged rape and murder. They learned that Lysippe told his wife after the crime that the killer had been a good friend but not a romantic one. When asked about the accusation, Lysippe had to admit that the man had been "very kind and charming" and "credible." They had even come to the conclusion that the rape had not happened at all.
[16:52] <Exeter L. Wakefield> That is dark.
[16:56] <Miara> this AI thing doesn't seem fun :/
[16:56] <Exeter L. Wakefield> We just need ot feed it better.
[16:57] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Oi! You slagging off my writing?
[16:58] <Exeter L. Wakefield> ...It's too brilliant for it. WE need simpler
[16:58] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Nice save :P
[16:59] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> So okay Miara
[16:59] <Miara> no? a non-sentient AI probably doesn't understand what slashfic is supposed to be about, or why it's funny
[16:59] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> give me a person, another perso and an action between then
[17:00] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> So like "Quinox kissed BVeryl"
[17:00] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ^Beryl
[17:00] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Then we'll feed it
[17:02] <Miara> Yūri, Yuri, fight
[17:03] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> let me try
[17:04] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Yūri fights Yuri in the game and can only be used after getting the first "I Will Always Be Your Hero" chapter. It only works when Yuri is in the party. Tatsuya can create an additional weapon equipped to the Mutsunokawa with the help of the Mutsunokawa, even after it became a Mutsunokawa.
[17:16] <Exeter L. Wakefield> ....
[17:22] <Miara> can't even find that word on google...
[17:31] <Exeter L. Wakefield> It's probably an obscene swear
[17:33] * Miara is away 
[17:35] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Oh look Ex, you chased her away :P
[17:35] <Exeter L. Wakefield> I chased her away?!
[17:35] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Yes :P
[17:40] <Griselda> Wow.
[17:49] * Paisley Pythia Peinforte takes out a pen, and opens up her scandalous no moleskine, quickly writing up a screenplay depicting a full on orgy between The Shadow Architect, Morrigan, Astrid Dahlberg and Ichimonji Hayato at 's manor.

[17:50] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> it was a full on orgy between The Shadow Architect, Morrigan, Astrid Dahlberg and Ichimonji Hayato – a three-way-in which he was forced to use his power more than once. He was later healed by Astrid and Hayato who told him that his actions were nothing but a terrible mistake. Morrigan is apparently on the run from the other three. At first, the only sign of her was a large black mass floating in space above her head (which turned out to be actually an empty shell). It is revealed in the novel that during the battle, she lost a considerable amount of blood from her head wound – the blood being "infected" by his magic. However, once her power was restored she seemed to be able to regain full control of her magic so that she could fight back at him. In fact, it's a bit strange as she was apparently able to recover from the wound at the end of the book, which is a bit perplexing as it would be logical for it to take a full year or
[17:51] <Exeter L. Wakefield> Wait so whatever he did was so fierce that it gave her a head wound infected wiht a magical STD?
[17:52] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I would guess so.
[17:52] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> So it was haopy fun times until he cracked her skull open with his schlong and infected her, then she ran off from the other two who were still wantingmore.
[17:52] <Exeter L. Wakefield> I... I got nothing.
[17:53] * Paisley Pythia Peinforte takes out a pen, and opens up her scandalous no moleskine, quickly writing up a tale of how a trip in a wrestling ring ends with The Interfering Nun and Sailor Narvi crashing into a tidal wave of unstoppable lust and discovery.

[17:54] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ....
[17:54] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> a trip in a wrestling ring ends with The Interfering Nun and Sailor Narvi crashing into a tidal wave of unstoppable lust and discovery. They all share a passionate exchange before the intercom goes dead. In a scene ripped straight from "Maniac With a Heart of Gold," Mr. and Mrs. Bigelow ride around the island with a young couple, watching them play "tied," on their cell phones. In another scene, Mrs. Bigelow looks over at a man who is on his last legs with a large erection. She has a hard time looking away from the sight. She asks if it is a friend or a stranger. He says they met at a carnival. Mrs. Bigelow's eyes fill with tears as she realizes she is pregnant. Her boyfriend appears at her shoulder to give her a firm hug. Suddenly, the scene cuts to a close-up of the sperm-covered man with his hands covering his genitals and his face buried in the sand while holding a large water gun in his hand.
[17:55] <Exeter L. Wakefield> Arthouse film?
[17:55] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ...Arthouse film.
[17:55] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte and Exeter nod to each other
[17:55] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> This is quite fun and disturbing all at once.
[17:56] * Paisley Pythia Peinforte takes out a pen, and opens up her scandalous no moleskine, quickly writing up a sultry summertime ménage-a-trois that sees The_First, Junpei and Freya Aster discover their hidden passion for one another all over unknown sofa.

[17:56] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> err
[17:57] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> a sultry summertime ménage-a-trois that sees The_First, Junpei and Freya Aster discover their hidden passion for one another all over unknown sofa. The film follows a series of fateful events, starting with the arrival of a mysterious "dummy," then culminating in one of love's most tragic consequences: the death of their unborn child by seppuku.
[17:57] <Exeter L. Wakefield> THE FETUS. IT SEPPUKUED ITSELF?
[17:57] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Apparently it has been known?
[17:58] * Paisley Pythia Peinforte takes out a pen, and opens up her scandalous no moleskine, quickly writing up a quick tale of Potamos sitting quietly in the flaming ruins of Tuxedo Sofa enjoying the pleasure of their own company, weeping lonely tears.

[17:58] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> .. it f[BLEEP]king could not complete it
[17:58] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> LOL
[17:58] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte tries again
[17:59] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> D:
[17:59] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Potamos sitting quietly in the flaming ruins of Tuxedo Sofa enjoying the pleasure of their own company, weeping lonely tears. They were so happy. This post may contain links to Amazon or other partners; your purchases via these links can benefit Serious Eats. Read more about our affiliate linking policy.
[17:59] <Exeter L. Wakefield> I fail to see how that was appetizing at all unless you were Jedite and feed on people's salty teas.
[17:59] <Exeter L. Wakefield> ^tears.
[18:00] <Exeter L. Wakefield> Also why was Tuxedo sofa on fire?
[18:00] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Because f[BLEEP]k Tuxedo sofa.
[18:00] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte doesn't elaborate further
[18:00] <Exeter L. Wakefield> Oh-kayy...
[18:00] * Paisley Pythia Peinforte takes out a pen, and opens up her scandalous no moleskine, quickly writing up a screenplay depicting a full on orgy between Flame Lotus, Viney, SaiyaJimmy and [RNN]C_Cornell at 's manor.

[18:01] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> a screenplay depicting a full on orgy between Flame Lotus, Viney, SaiyaJimmy and [RNN]C_Cornell at 's manor. So in the end these two teams will clash in some sort of epic battle for the honor of the world, and for the crown of the best team, 'The King of Smash." When asked whether the Smash Bros. community's reaction to the trailer's release will make fans feel excited for the event, Eevee answered, "I think the reaction right now is that, I mean we don't know if the event takes place before or after Smash 4, so we don't know exactly, but I think a lot of people want to check this out and do it with this team — a lot of people want to be involved with this," she added.
[18:01] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> snrrk
[18:01] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> the King of "smash"
[18:02] <Exeter L. Wakefield> "t I think a lot of people want to check this out and do it with this team"
[18:02] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> AHAHAHAHAHAHAH
[18:02] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> oh god can't breathe must breathe lol
[18:02] * Paisley Pythia Peinforte takes out a pen, and opens up her scandalous no moleskine, quickly writing up a high-concept tale where Mai Naomi and find themselves telepathically linked, and stray thoughts of forbidden fantasy end up with them becoming curious to the point of doing it in Artemis' litterbox.

[18:03] <Exeter L. Wakefield> Your tropes are showing, love~
[18:03] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Oh my~
[18:04] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> The first installment will be about the story, it will be set in a fantasy world where Mai and jaxmin are the only people who can talk to each other. It also will be an interesting read because we're going to follow Mai and jaxmin on a mission to discover if they could see what other people see. The series can be as simple or as complex as the ideas behind each story, so feel free to be curious. Mai is a catwoman who is trying to be an adventurer, yet she lacks any training in combat or fighting. She has a cat, Lullabot, on a leash and she's always trying to be more human like. She's getting on the way to a world where everyone is a knight, yet when they see what they've been doing and what they find
[18:04] <Exeter L. Wakefield> Okay shall we switch this up~?
[18:04] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> In public~? ♡
[18:05] <Exeter L. Wakefield> hehe
[18:05] <Exeter L. Wakefield> Let's feed it one premise and then feed back the last sentence
[18:05] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Right
[18:05] * Paisley Pythia Peinforte takes out a pen, and opens up her scandalous no moleskine, quickly writing up a screenplay depicting a full on orgy between Saraijinden, Sailor Grimm, Golden Vanir and Vic at 's manor.

[18:06] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> a full on orgy between Saraijinden, Sailor Grimm, Golden Vanir and Vic at 's manor. With all three ladies at the center of attention, one would think it wouldn't be long until the three of them were having sex. However, the girls took it in stride and did not waste any time in getting some action. Sailor Moon saw what Saraijinden was doing and her eyes lit up at the sight. Sailor Moon quickly realized that Saraijinden's 'laxative' of choice was Sailor Mercury's 'carnal loli spell'. Even though she didn't have Sailor Mercury's great power of levitation, Moon still had the courage to attack the queen. Saraijinden had managed to dodge any attempts by Moon to 'slap her across the face' in combat, but that was not the only problem for the three girls. With only a few minutes of conversation to prepare, they made a plan to get a feel for each other first. Sailor Moon had already made arrangements to meet with the princess of Vanir in a few days time and was hoping to put the two of them
[18:06] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> omg carnal loli spell
[18:06] <Exeter L. Wakefield> Does that summon Chibiusa?
[18:07] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Sailor Moon had already made arrangements to meet with the princess of Vanir in a few days time and was hoping to put the two of them together for a formal tour of her new kingdom. The moonlight shone down on her while she was still standing and after she had taken in the view, "Are you happy about your arrival, Princess Moon?" she inquired of her. Flamia answered in a voice that was slightly strained but still not broken. "I'm not exactly sure," the fairy continued, "The city is the only place where I'm even vaguely satisfied and yet still find myself here." "You're not here because you're not satisfied..." Flamia mused, wondering how she was supposed to even put that statement in a formal context... "The kingdom is in good hands, isn't it? That woman has been doing an excellent job at making it prosper." "Hm," the fair maiden smiled, glancing at Jormungandr when she said it, "I guess that's fair enough." She then turned back around and made her
[18:07] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> "Hm," the fair maiden smiled, glancing at Jormungandr when she said it, "I guess that's fair enough." She then turned back around and made her approach back. Dulcimer stared in silence. He had been staring at the two young women in front of him like it had been some kind of blasphemy. He had seen them for so long, it felt as if their lives just took forever and he could not think of any of the things that might have driven them from their home because they were afraid. "I think you should do something about that girl," Jormungandr said, raising her red hair to hide the scar on her face. Gul'den shook his head, "I don't think she's going to try to eat you." "Well she was a good little girl back before-" "I know!" Gul'den exclaimed excitedly, throwing her arms around the fair
[18:07] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> maiden. "She really is good, you should have seen her as a child.
[18:08] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> "I know!" Gul'den exclaimed excitedly, throwing her arms around the fair maiden. "She really is good, you should have seen her as a child. She must be sixteen." She laughed and he did, too, and they went off together—at first so quietly that the young queen was almost forgotten. Then they were sitting in the garden in the great hall, and again the young king began speaking to her, and saying something like, "We have come, but what is our business? What are we to do? Shouldn't you have just asked me if you were to be married first?" She listened, and smiled faintly. The young king had a very gentle voice, and this, in its turn, was not the worst of it. He would not look at her, but said, "We have come to ask you, what are you to do?" and so saying turned away and went off at a run like a man, and she did as commanded.
[18:09] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Well that was a thing
[18:10] <Exeter L. Wakefield> I want to see where it picks up from " Saraijinden's 'laxative' of choice was Sailor Mercury's 'carnal loli spell'."
[18:10] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I truly have corrupted you. You are a wonderful man now.
[18:10] <Exeter L. Wakefield> pfft
[18:11] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Saraijinden's 'laxative' of choice was Sailor Mercury's 'carnal loli spell'. However, there are a couple of things that I think have really come to the fore here, with no intention of downplaying them. First, the whole 'sailor Mercury' element. It seems to be in some way a deliberate reference to an older scene from Star Trek: The Original Series, in which Captain James T. Kirk famously said 'What did I tell you about taking your shirts off in public?', but in this case a loli. At least it is a very obvious reference to the trope, so that it doesn't look like a simple 'macho' bit of transphobia. Second, the way the loli is cast in this scene. There is a rather cute little scene where the Sailor Mercury loli wanders the streets, making out with a guy… who can only speak Japanese, and the scene is so light-hearted and comedic that it even manages not to be too uncomfortable for a mainstream, non-ironic audience. (See also the clip below, which looks remarkably like the scene from the anime adaptation
[18:11] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ...
[18:11] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte chooses a sentence
[18:13] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> the Sailor Mercury loli wanders the streets, making out with a guy… who can only speak Japanese. In short order, she starts talking with two other strange girls, and ends up getting introduced to a third, who appears to just be a robot, and the four of them get stuck in this strange world. Of course, this is a world that's a lot like their own, but there is something else all of them seem to have in common. The story follows their journey in the magical land, of which they are in the midst of attempting to make their way off and back towards their real selves… The series contains episodes dedicated solely to the "love triangle" as well as several other stories. They include "The Girl, The Wizard, And The Star," "The Girl, The Devil, And The Devil's Ring," "The Girl, The Wizard, And The Devil's Ring 2: The Return of Prince Charming," "The Girl, The Wizard, And The Star 2," and the final (and most complete) episode "The Girl, The Witch, And The Secret Story of the Princess."
[18:13] <Exeter L. Wakefield> what the f[BLEEP]k dataset does this AI HAVE
[18:13] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Whatever it is I wish to smoke some of it.
[18:13] * Exeter L. Wakefield grins
[18:14] * Exeter L. Wakefield takes a phone out of his pocket and types
[18:16] <Exeter L. Wakefield> ...
[18:16] <Exeter L. Wakefield> Paisley smoked the Artificial Intelligence's surreal dataset and found that the network can recognize objects just as well when trained on images of humans and cats and images of other cats. But what they didn't know is that Paisley had created a way to train the network on videos of cats. The trick, says Paisley, was to train the network's visual cortex in a way that mimics how human brains process images. In the same way that humans and cats move the eyes in space, the cat's visual cortex moves its pupils along with the images it processes. Because the visual cortex is so similar to that of humans, this method led Paisley to the conclusion that cats can, in fact, learn to recognize cats, no matter what kind of content the video is made of—including cats that are, as the network is trained, completely different from animals that have not been depicted in cat videos. Advertisement By training the system to recognize cats, Paisley found that it was better than the best current computer vision methods at distinguishing cats from each other, and no better than humans
[18:16] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ...that is precisely the sort of thing I would do.
[18:17] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte decides turnabout is fair play
[18:18] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Tempting death, Exeter mocked paisley by typing her words into the computer and pressing "Complete text". The words were written in the style of "Paid for by Mr X", although whether this was simply a deliberate coincidence or a clever way of mocking the title character of "Tempting Death" is unknown. In "Tempting Death Part 1" Exeter mocked Paisley with "Weep for the Lady" in front of his computer and tried to take the chance that "Mrs. P" was dead before being rescued by Parson. In "Tempting Death Part 2" the "Ausstech Ein Foto" was shown instead of the "Paid for by Mr. X" and "All aboard the Ark" texts. While having tea in the bath, Exeter mentioned to Lydon that he was looking at a picture of the "Foto" on their computer. The picture was a picture on their computer of Paisley, with the words "Foto" written in the style of "Paid for by Mr. X", although this does not rule out the possibility that Exeter
[18:18] <Exeter L. Wakefield> ........................
[18:18] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> EVENT EH AI KNOWS THE SUNGLASSES DO NOTHING
[18:18] <Exeter L. Wakefield> THEY ARE VERY COOL
[18:18] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> THE F[BLEEP]KING SELF ILLUMINATE
[18:20] <Griselda> ....I am now convinced this thing was made for s[BLEEP]tposting.
[18:29] <Exeter L. Wakefield> I can'nt argue that.
[18:30] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> WELL
[18:30] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> this next bit is NSFW but it sure confirms the hypothesis
[18:30] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> " ....I am now convinced this thing was made for s[BLEEP]tposting', Griselda said !""Oh gosh, no way!" said Maddy as she stood back up to get a better view. "But look at that!" said Maddy, pointing at the large round eyes on the front, "It's f[BLEEP]king huge!""Oh my goodness. F[BLEEP]ker!" screamed Griselda from the bed and she rushed towards Maddy, her breasts bouncing as she did, her p[BLEEP]y still hard and ready to take another thrust. Maddy moaned as Griselda grabbed her, grabbing her hands and forcing them to push Griselda onto the bed, forcing her onto her back and onto the bed. The woman cried as her massive breasts bounced against her chest as her ass cheeks pressed up against her p[BLEEP]y, her a[BLEEP]le and c[BLEEP]t all exposed to be f[BLEEP]ked. Maddy moaned and moaned, her p[BLEEP]y getting wetters and wetter with each thrust of her hand. The bed came apart as her legs bucked away as she pushed her hips forward and let the big tits bounce on her chest, moaning into her hands as the massive boobs slammed against them.
[18:31] <Exeter L. Wakefield> So... none of YOUR stories triggered it
[18:31] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> - Well I'm f[BLEEP]king triggered -
[18:33] * Exeter L. Wakefield feeds that in
[18:34] <Exeter L. Wakefield> ...because I don't want to you KILL me I am only going to post some of this
[18:34] <Exeter L. Wakefield> Paisley walked off into the living room, and walked to her room, and sat beside her camera. She was f[BLEEP]king her eyes with her hands while she looked up at Paisley. She was sobbing, and she said "It's all your fault," as she said it. "No, not at all," Paisley said. "Your friend, Jack, had a heart attack, and he's fine.
[18:34] <Griselda> Sad part is -- change out Maddy's name and it'd come close to being an accurate representation of that one wild Saturday.
[18:35] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ...doesn't that just translate to repeatedly eye-poking yourself
[18:35] <Exeter L. Wakefield> I suppose?
[18:35] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte tries this excahnge
[18:37] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> "...Doesn't that just translate to repeatedly poking yourself in the eye?" Paisley asked. "I suppose," Exeter considered. "We'd do well to remember that this is the sort of thing that we, an academy of scholars, are supposed to investigate thoroughly, to gather information on matters of great importance for our future." "I see," Paisley said, "but why do we need to do this?" "'s all about the students," Exeter said. They turned round to face each other. "I've been told you might have a chance of finding out who or what's behind this attack, if it turns out that we're dealing with a threat from beyond. Do you mind going and checking out the area? There might be a way to stop it without our school being targeted. "I'd prefer we not be targets," Exeter said. "You're the captain, after all. It seems to me that all these people could use an escort while their names are protected."
[18:37] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> So I am the Captain now.
[18:37] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte is now known as Captain Paisley
[18:37] <Exeter L. Wakefield> Oh god
[18:38] <Griselda> And you apparently run a school. So shouldn't it be like "Headmistress Paisley" or something?
[18:38] <Griselda> .....
[18:38] * @Captain Paisley is now known as Captain Headmistress Paisley
[18:38] * Griselda suddenly gets the image of Paisley in some really nice-looking duds.
[18:39] <@Captain Headmistress Paisley> There. All conditions are met
[18:39] <Beryl Shadowmoon> give me a shot at ir!
[18:39] <Exeter L. Wakefield> So what am I?
[18:39] <@Captain Headmistress Paisley> Let me ask the machine and then we'll test Beryl
[18:40] <@Captain Headmistress Paisley> Christ it's taking along tie with you Ex
[18:40] <Exeter L. Wakefield> What did yu tell it?
[18:41] <@Captain Headmistress Paisley> "What is Exeter Lothar Wakefield?"
[18:41] <Exeter L. Wakefield> Maybe it needs more words.
[18:41] <@Captain Headmistress Paisley> Right hang on
[18:43] <@Captain Headmistress Paisley> What are you just breaking it or someting?
[18:43] <Exeter L. Wakefield> I'm too much for it?
[18:43] <@Captain Headmistress Paisley> ...hardly.
[18:43] <Griselda> OK, lemme take a crack at this.
[18:44] * @Captain Headmistress Paisley adapted it to ""What is Exeter Lothar Wakefield?" Captain Headmistress Paisley asked, tilting her head and adjusting her captain's hat whilst rapping her riding crop on his head lightly."
[18:44] <Exeter L. Wakefield> Wait why do you have a riding crop?
[18:44] <@Captain Headmistress Paisley> Reasons.
[18:44] <@Captain Headmistress Paisley> It just will not generate one for this.
[18:45] <Griselda> ...and now it's not letting me post it.
[18:45] <@Captain Headmistress Paisley> I guess that means you're no-one.
[18:45] <@Captain Headmistress Paisley> YOU KILLED IT EX
[18:46] <Griselda> Testing 1,2,3....
[18:46] <Exeter L. Wakefield> IT WASN'T MEEE
[18:46] <Griselda> It was at this moment, that Nathan knew.... he f[BLEEP]ked up. He was going to have the biggest heartbreak he'd ever had. And so there were a few words exchanged among the young men at the table.... "Hey, why haven't you guys done it already?" "We haven't seen that many of the guys, so we weren't sure if he was real," said Nate.
[18:46] <Beryl Shadowmoon> it's not doing it for me either :(
[18:47] * @Captain Headmistress Paisley whacks Ex with erh riding crop
[18:47] <Exeter L. Wakefield> OW T_T
[18:47] <@Captain Headmistress Paisley> That's for being nonclassifiable and breaking the Intelligence.
[18:47] <Exeter L. Wakefield> T________________T
[18:48] <Griselda> Does there happen to be a limit for copy-pastas?
[18:48] <Exeter L. Wakefield> You'd have to hit it a lot but then it usually just hits you with a captaion
[18:48] <@Captain Headmistress Paisley> CAPTHCA
[18:48] <@Captain Headmistress Paisley> oh there it goes
[18:49] <@Captain Headmistress Paisley> "Who is Exeter Lothar Wakefield?" Captain Headmistress Paisley asked, tilting her head and adjusting her captain's hat whilst rapping her riding crop on his head lightly. "Yes, that is right, I'm the captain?" "A young man by the name of Exeter Iain Wakefield? Oh, sorry, did you mean Mr. Lothar?" "He is a local lad, I believe." "A local lad?" "He's a bit down, but he needs the advice. I hope he is alright. You know, he had such a bad crash last week. We've only got one other boy in town." "I'm going on about this at the board." "I get it. But why don't we go and see him first?" They all climbed into
[18:49] <Exeter L. Wakefield> ...a Lad?
[18:49] <@Captain Headmistress Paisley> A Lad, a Local lad.
[18:49] * Exeter L. Wakefield is now known as Local Lad Exeter
[18:49] <Griselda> ...I think this thing is getting less and less coherent as it gets used.
[18:50] <@Captain Headmistress Paisley> So you're the lad and I'm your headmistress. Well this is working out interestingl.
[18:50] * @Captain Headmistress Paisley chuckles darkly
[18:50] <Local Lad Exeter> <_< we can explore that scenario else-where. I think Berly was up?
[18:50] * Griselda reaches over and hits "Play" on a boombox. "Hot for Teacher" begins playing♫
[18:51] <Beryl Shadowmoon> I'm getting one, it's completing.
[18:51] <Local Lad Exeter> <_<
[18:51] <@Captain Headmistress Paisley> muahah
[18:51] * @Captain Headmistress Paisley puts Extrer's head in HER lap now :P
[18:52] <Beryl Shadowmoon> (( test ))
[18:52] <@Captain Headmistress Paisley> "Tell me about Beryl Shadowmoon," Paisley commanded. "She is someone many people would call a criminal, but I do not consider her a criminal. She is the victim of a violent death. Her friend's murderer ran off without a trace. She is now the only living member of a family that has died by murder in this same town." "How long ago did this happen?" Paisley's expression changed. The tension in his hands rose. Paisley's words felt cold and unwinding. "I am not here to make an easy decision. I am here to tell you my story. And then the world will stop, and I will take you back to the moment that has affected all of us. And then, what you have been waiting for this entire year can happen. Your mother will be sitting on her back deck, clutching her little hand as she watches someone break her heart on live television." He stood to his feet in front of Paisley, placing his arms on his hips. Paisley's face became
[18:53] <Local Lad Exeter> BECAME WHAT
[18:54] <Beryl Shadowmoon> I'M WHAT?!
[18:54] <@Captain Headmistress Paisley> Paisley's face became very clear. She stared at the ground. It was the first time in her life that she had ever looked at a girl. She was at a loss. "Kyon, do you know what I'm going to do?" And she didn't. She felt like she had a hundred questions swirling around in her head. What would he do? How? What would do it? "I'm going to kill him," she said, the words barely spoken. "Why?" Kanji asked. "Because he needs to go." The way he thought about it was insane. What was he thinking? How could he let such a boy become an enemy of the world, and the war? The way he had heard about Yatori and the girls, the way he had learned about them, she was their enemy. It was the only logical solution. That was the reason why he was going to kill him. "...What's going to happen when he kills you?" Kanji asked softly.
[18:54] <Griselda> Prospects ain't looking so hot there, Jem. :P
[18:55] <Local Lad Exeter> So now you're going to kill someone :P
[18:55] <@Captain Headmistress Paisley> The only death you need to fear, lad, is le petit mort :P
[18:56] <Local Lad Exeter> Againascenarioforanotehrtime <_<
[18:56] <@Captain Headmistress Paisley> So let's see what Beryl's come up with.
[18:56] <Beryl Shadowmoon> It is said that a Youma Halfling will save...and that is why they are often used as guardians. Some are simply too smart for other races, or too loyal to the tribe. Those that work for the tribe often have strong wills, and this has made them good candidates for the training of a Youma Halfling.
[18:57] <Beryl Shadowmoon> The Youma Halfling is not a warrior, but is often tasked with carrying heavy objects around. He does not fear death, but prefers to live, despite being an orc. They work hard and carry heavy loads. The Youma Halfling is a skilled carpenter and an acrobat, and can easily get along with other peoples races. They are also trained in the art of medicine, and are able to heal their tribe in battle.
[18:57] <Beryl Shadowmoon> Innkeepers are a unique breed, and they live in the village or small village-town of their homeland, called a Youma Halfling Village. With a large number of skilled young girls in the village, the youma Halfling Innkeeper is responsible for taking care of them and keeping the place in good shape for the young girls.
[18:57] <@Captain Headmistress Paisley> "skilled" young girls.
[18:58] <@Captain Headmistress Paisley> I see.
[18:58] <Beryl Shadowmoon> a halfling version of great-great grandpa?
[18:59] <@Captain Headmistress Paisley> ..Vampire Hunter Y?
[19:00] <Beryl Shadowmoon> no, good try though.
[19:00] <@Captain Headmistress Paisley> "a halfling version of great-great grandpa?" Beryl Shadowmoon asked Captain Headmistress Paisley, who tapped Exeter's face with her riding crop and answered urnily, "I am not in the mood to argue. I just want you to know that you owe me your life in return." She was talking about Beryl Shadowmoon, the greatest thief that any young man ever knew, the youngest of the Shadowmalls, who had gone missing four years before. There would be no arguing back then either, because even the largest thieves knew that they had to kill to stay in the business, let alone live to tell about it. The two great thieves of the north-west, the son who had killed his father and then vanished into thin air, and the son who had not only failed to see and kill his father yet had failed again to get himself killed in a single blow but had then managed to go back to do the same thing to his mother, who'd gone missing at the same time, were all dead, except Beryl, who had gone out in search of her husband and never
[19:01] * Beryl Shadowmoon inputs another prmopt.... and gets an unfinished one which she tries to continue.
[19:01] <Local Lad Exeter> what the f[BLEEP]k kind of family is that
[19:03] <@Captain Headmistress Paisley> "What the f[BLEEP]k kind of family is that?" Local Lad Exeter asked the stunning and alluring Captain Headmistress Paisley, who replied, "It's a family of sorts, and we're all just like family to each other." "What do you mean?" Local Lad asked as he stood up. "Why are you all naked?" "I'm not doing anything," Captain Headmistress Paisley answered. "My brother is in the military and he asked me if I want to be naked so I did." The captain nodded. "This is what I love most about this family." "Is it you?" Local Lad gasped, looking at the captain. "Of course it is," he answered. "I've been with my husband longer than most people my age and we've gone on many adventures together. Even the adventures in the military have been fun." "Wow, that must be an exciting job!" Local Lad stood up and ran over t
[19:04] <Local Lad Exeter> ..................
[19:04] <@Captain Headmistress Paisley> ..................
[19:04] <Beryl Shadowmoon> ...........
[19:04] <Griselda> ............................
[19:04] <Local Lad Exeter> We should take this to a tarp now
[19:04] <@Captain Headmistress Paisley> yes
[19:04] * @Captain Headmistress Paisley is away: Vigorous shagging under cover of tarp
[19:04] * Local Lad Exeter is away: same
[19:05] <@SpeedRcrX> Let's see what I can make it do!
[19:07] <@SpeedRcrX> Haruka Tenou is the best because 仨夝别子 is the best girl," said Akane Tsuneko. "If you want to be a good person, then you get good grades, so that's the best way," said Makoto Hino. In another case, the male students were asked to choose the girl on the top of school's list of popular girls, but they were then required to choose a boyfriend or girlfriend. According to the students, the girl on the first list ended up marrying the guy the second time, because he was so popular with the female students. In a classroom in Tokyo's Ueno District, where students will be required to give one-on-one tests, several of the male students decided against dating any of their female classmates. According to a report from New Japan Today, one student, who is in the eighth grade, rejected all his female classmates. When asked about his reasoning, he said, "It's because I only see people like me."
[19:07] <@SpeedRcrX> ... I don't think it understands.
[19:08] <@SpeedRcrX> I like Haruka Ten'ou the most because she's a girl, she doesn't look like she got mad because she lost or anything, she just wants to be a real girl. But for that, she can't have a boy, because the boy is supposed to be her boyfriend." On the final chapter, one of the story's central love triangles is revisited: Nagisa and her brother's boyfriend, Taku. The two were introduced in a sequence that sees them play with a doll, and it is that exchange that was intended to represent their final relationship before marriage. "It was the last scene of that particular chapter that was decided upon," Saito said. A new setting, new characters, new story As Haruka Ten'ou comes to a close, she now finds herself in what Saito describes as "a new world". The story has been changed because of the series' focus on the relationship between Nagisa and her brother, not the actual time of the events depicted in it.
[19:08] <@SpeedRcrX> Who the f[BLEEP]k are they it needs to talk about me not how their were having dolls do it before they did it
[19:09] * Beryl Shadowmoon tries a new prompt
[19:13] * @SpeedRcrX watches Beryl and listens tot he Tarp waiting to see what she comes up with
[19:14] <Beryl Shadowmoon> Got a finished one!
[19:14] <Beryl Shadowmoon> It was all over the news at D-Point... A Female Youma halfling had killed Queen Beryl for the Umpteenth time... -A female youma, but who was an ordinary halfling. -A little older than she should have been, but she looked just like she should have. -And there that was all that the world saw. She might look old, but she was not. Her magic was as strong as ever. So she made her way back to the Great Underground Tomb
[19:15] <Beryl Shadowmoon> She got there just in time to meet with the old halfling who told her all about what happened. It was all a lie. Queen Beryl had died when all she had done was to destroy the great crystal that belonged to it. When she had killed the Queen she had been protecting it, but that was all nothing...
[19:15] <Beryl Shadowmoon> She was a horrible person and would never see the light of day again. Queen Beryl was found dead in the Tomb of the Umpteenth Queen. D-Point - "The King Harkinian of Hyrule" A King Harkinian! He was, in fact, the King who killed Zelda to take the power of the Sacred Sword, so don't get all sentimental about it. D-Point - "The Lost Sword of Sages"
[19:16] <Beryl Shadowmoon> Is he that powerful? I'd think not. And then he gets to the end and he hands his sword onto Princess Zelda instead, so. Maybe that explains his love for Zelda. D-Point - "Yamato Kakeru" A guy with a broken sword? What a sad ending!
[19:16] <Beryl Shadowmoon> No, it's not sad like that, it's actually pretty funny! There's a bit where they ask him why he hasn't got any kind of weapon when he's just started to get to really get into it. I can't remember if it mentions anything other than the blade in the middle. I'd still go for that as the funniest part. It's okay to be sad at the end, but you should have more sense.
[19:17] <@SpeedRcrX> hahqah a guy with a broken "sword"
[19:19] <@SpeedRcrX> I guess I should try another
[19:20] <@SpeedRcrX> Haruka is the most badass because she just gets pissed off at guys who refuse to take their duties seriously and don't really care if they hurt her so much that she feels like nothing matters. She's a pure-hearted badass badass badass that is not a pushover. Not even in anime, where she can become so annoying at times.The characters are very well done. This is the only anime in my opinion without any female characters. It doesn't matter if you like them, whether you're a dude, a girl, a bishounen, or a tsundere, there's something for you here.Enjoyment: Overall: Not a good anime to me, though my daughter does like it. She's been watching the movies for a while. She's into action films and anime. But she had a big problem with it, because she didn't think she wanted to watch an entire anime about a girl fighting super cool aliens.So she's been watching it. And I really don't recommend that to anybody.
[19:20] <@SpeedRcrX> umm... okay?
[19:21] <@SpeedRcrX> I mean I am down for the pure-hearted badass badass badass that is not a pushover bit
[19:21] <@SpeedRcrX> but I could leave the trest off
[19:21] <@SpeedRcrX> You know
[19:21] <Beryl Shadowmoon> It is said that a Youma halfling had killed Queen Beryl, not Sailor Moon, but there is no evidence to corroborate this. It's also said that Youma can have a negative influence over women, and that women are more susceptible to a Youma influence. This theory, however, is not supported by the series.
[19:22] <@SpeedRcrX> Yeah they have a negative influcen on me I want to punch them
[19:22] <Beryl Shadowmoon> Youma's only appearances in Sailor Moon are in the original manga and the anime. In the original manga, Youma is referred to as "the old woman in the white coat" and in the anime the phrase is usually used to talk about Youma as a "young witch". In the manga, Youma is referred to as a witch, but in the anime, the term "young witch" is used.
[19:23] <Beryl Shadowmoon> While the names of the main villains, Mamoru and Youma can be compared, the two appear to have very different personalities. Mamoru is a greedy, vindictive and violent monster, Youma is cold and uncaring, but they're equally dangerous.
[19:23] <@SpeedRcrX> Mamoru Chiba is as violent as a wet mop
[19:25] <Beryl Shadowmoon> *snickers* Generator says otherwise heehehheh
[19:25] <Beryl Shadowmoon> While the latter isn't very good, Mamoru is the most dangerous on the show. He's also the first in the series to be given his own, separate backstory. While both are violent, Youma's acts (and how well he can take them in) are much more despicable.
[19:27] <Beryl Shadowmoon> Other Characters
[19:27] <Beryl Shadowmoon> Mamoru's first appearance in the series sees him appear in a restaurant, and after getting into a screaming fit and hitting a woman, the manager stops the video footage and tells him to "shut the f*** up." The next few episodes see him getting into a fight with a homeless man, and another fight with another random person, while getting more and more annoyed by this.
[19:27] * @SpeedRcrX hears things ease up in the TARP and tosses them some Gatorade to go for r ound 2
[19:28] <@SpeedRcrX> LOL I could see MAmoru doing this
[19:28] <@SpeedRcrX> he never liked playing second fiddle to women
[19:29] <Beryl Shadowmoon> hahahahahhehehe
[19:32] <@SpeedRcrX> Give it something non youma related
[19:33] <Beryl Shadowmoon> which should I do? give an example!
[19:35] <Griselda> "For the last time, brother, you cannot mix those together!" The other man looked at Feng Yunsheng with a somewhat helpless smile, and then he put down the letter in his hand. Feng Yunsheng saw the other man put it aside as he continued speaking, "So he wants to keep my letter. That is my own fault. Brother said that I cannot send the letter to my brother. I could only give him my personal message.
[19:35] <@SpeedRcrX> Literally anything other than Youma. There's a universe of choice
[19:35] <Griselda> "Since when did you see him with his eyes closed?" Feng Yunsheng stared at the man in front of them as he asked, "What does he look like from inside his eyes?" The man's eyes suddenly closed, and a cold cold light flashed as he raised his head. His eyes opened as he blinked at Feng Yunsheng. "Xiu! He actually opened his eyes?" The other man's words were completely unrelated to the words that Feng Yunsheng was saying