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[08:11] * Crwn_FruT_Gamer is stunned by the beautiful women here today
[08:12] <C'est_la_V> ...
[08:12] <C'est_la_V> Domo
[08:12] <flame_SNIPER> Why is it that every time someone meantions a beautiful woman here you AUTOMATICALLY ASSUME IT'S YOU Minako-chan
[08:12] <C'est_la_V> Face it I'm sexy
[08:12] <flame_SNIPER> I have better legs than you do!
[08:13] * C'est_la_V has a bigger chest!
[08:13] <Crwn_FruT_Gamer> Such smooth, luxurious fur.... I could stroke it all day...
[08:13] <C'est_la_V> Oh god he means the ones in the [furry] picture

welcome to #suburbansenshi

[16:40] * @SpeedRcrX sits on her sofa and scratches herself, belching
[16:40] <FireFly_9> You tuly set the best example, Haruka-poppa.
[16:54] <@SpeedRcrX> Iam truly iconic yes
[16:55] <@SpeedRcrX> Eventuallt we'll update the site
[16:55] <flame_SNIPER> Whyyyy?
[16:56] <@SpeedRcrX> Neko-chan #2 and I have plans
[17:12] * @ orders a truckload of beer
[17:12] * @ is now known as SpeedRcrX
[17:12] <@SpeedRcrX> I I think I want a bar in the livingroom too
[17:12] <Vermellia X. Rosso> Wow
[17:13] * Vermellia X. Rosso looks around the livingroom
[17:13] <Vermellia X. Rosso> This is so small
[17:13] <> (that's what she said)
[17:13] * is now known as // J_Daito //
[17:13] <Vermellia X. Rosso> I know it's what I said <_<
[17:14] <@SpeedRcrX> Well the HOTEL is right next door if you want an amusement park
[17:14] <@SpeedRcrX> But I prefer things a bit rougher
[17:28] * gets a book and starts reading it
[17:28] * is now known as FireFly_9
[18:02] * @Eitak_Razal crashes the party
[18:03] * @Eitak_Razal means that littearlly, she's crashed a party bus on the lawn.
[18:04] <@SpeedRcrX> OH S[BLEEP]T A BUS
[18:04] <@SpeedRcrX> What's in the bus! What's in the BUSSSS
[18:05] <@Eitak_Razal> Do you have a ticket?
[18:06] <@Eitak_Razal> ...Oh I guess my color here is grey. Alright then.
[18:07] <@SpeedRcrX> Yeah this is the OG box so not all the fancy changes in the otehrs exist
[18:07] <@SpeedRcrX> ^others
[18:08] <@SpeedRcrX> BEING ALL META
[18:09] * @Eitak_Razal pulls her dress upwards, pulling it off... revealing a totally hot goth outfit under it. "It's fine. It's like black as my soul"
[18:09] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I approve.
[18:09] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte is secretly semi-goth
[18:10] <// J_Daito //> Well it's not secret now
[18:10] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte shrugs
[18:10] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> So Haruak what IS your plan anyway
[18:11] <@SpeedRcrX> Front page = IRC with reality logs from here
[18:11] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> That isa very old idea.
[18:11] <@SpeedRcrX> IT'S RETRO
[18:11] <@Eitak_Razal> So it's 8 bit?
[18:12] <@SpeedRcrX> Probably 16
[18:12] <@SpeedRcrX> we need some kinf a palette
[18:14] <@SpeedRcrX> Like... I'm thinking a semi "fresh start" in that the main front page of our blog will still exist but be a secondary page
[18:14] * [gTV] is now known as C'est_la_V
[18:15] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> Hai, Hai~
[18:15] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> Suburban Senshi: 2020
[18:15] <@SpeedRcrX> My House vs the HOTEL: RAW vs Smackdown :3
[18:16] <Vermellia X. Rosso> Yay Wrestling Metaphors!
[18:19] <@SpeedRcrX> Intern can we nuke /roll in here
[18:19] <@The Intern> I guess so
[18:20] <@The Intern> let me check
[18:21] * @SpeedRcrX hears the phone and picks it up
[18:21] * Phone rings
[18:21] * @SpeedRcrX has moved to: [ On Phone ]
[18:21] <@SpeedRcrX> [On Phone] Yo
[18:22] * Phone plays a mix of Haruka saying jumbled up words.
[18:22] <@SpeedRcrX> [On Phone] ....
[18:22] <@SpeedRcrX> [On Phone] Okay?
[18:22] *** @SpeedRcrX has moved back to the Ten'ou (Road)House Livingroom
[18:22] * @SpeedRcrX hangs up
[18:22] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Who was it?
[18:23] <@SpeedRcrX> Some dude with a soundboard on a really s[BLEEP]t line
[18:36] <@SpeedRcrX> I just bought a house next door lol
[18:36] <@SpeedRcrX> I think it was Nephrites there was a dead body int he basement
[18:36] <@SpeedRcrX> But it's been redone like the old house
[18:37] <@SpeedRcrX> Prof took it
[18:37] <@SpeedRcrX> Yiou know he likes the dead bodies
[18:37] <@Eitak_Razal> ....
[18:37] * @Eitak_Razal blows a kiss "Good night everybody"
[18:38] <@SpeedRcrX> :D :D :D :D
[18:40] <@SpeedRcrX> Dude I spared no expense! the Carpet even has Ikari's pee stains in it
[18:40] <Mdm_Maestro> This is why we never have money, ear.
[18:41] <@SpeedRcrX> It's worth it!
[18:41] <@SpeedRcrX> OMG WAIT
[18:42] <@SpeedRcrX> INTERN
[18:42] <@SpeedRcrX> IN TEEERNN
[18:42] <@The Intern> ...yes?
[18:42] <@SpeedRcrX> In the multiverse there still has to be a house that never got turned into the HOTEL right
[18:42] <@The Intern>'re going to ask me to steal it, aren't you
[18:43] <@SpeedRcrX> YES
[18:43] <Mdm_Maestro> Why didn't you have this idea before you spent all our money
[18:43] <@SpeedRcrX> DETAILS
[18:44] *** thing happen and Intern is able to procure a version of the house that is 99% like the old one but with a differnt outside so it doesn';t confuse people who are used to the HOTEL
[18:50] <spiritflame> @The Intern rolls 1d20 [ 10 ]
[18:51] <spiritflame> @The Intern rolls 1d20 [ 10 ]
[18:51] <@The Intern> hmm
[18:52] <spiritflame> sorry, in #suburbansenshi /rolls are forbidden; use your imagine to figure out how to react and one-up each other~
[18:52] <@The Intern> ...your "imagine"
[18:52] <@Flame Lotus> ...
[18:53] <@spiritflame> sorry @The Intern, in #suburbansenshi /rolls are forbidden; use your imagination to figure out how to react and one-up each other~
[18:54] <@SpeedRcrX> BAWS
[18:54] *** brb dinner
[18:56] <@Eitak_Razal> Whoo. Now I can't die to dice
[19:02] *** Solarchos [Fallen0081@EnclaveFedCom.Net] has joined #suburbansenshi3
[19:02] <@spiritflame> konbanwa Solarchos
[19:03] <Solarchos> What in the Throne is all the noise coming from in here?
[19:04] <@SpeedRcrX> i think Prof and Mimete are banging in the closet
[19:04] *** IrnChef_Jovian [] has joined #suburbansenshi
[19:04] <@spiritflame> konbanwa IrnChef_Jovian
[19:05] <IrnChef_Jovian> So I'm thinking of adding Pok::emon to my menu
[19:05] * Matsumi Kaze 's life is suffering!
[19:05] <@SpeedRcrX> Won't Motoki try to bang them before you can cook them
[19:06] <@Eitak_Razal> I'm pretty sure eating pokemon is illeagal
[19:06] <@SpeedRcrX> Eitak
[19:06] <@SpeedRcrX> Look
[19:07] <@SpeedRcrX> some animals are pets
[19:07] <Solarchos> Illegal and probably highly poisonous.
[19:07] <@SpeedRcrX> like cats and dogs and pikachu right
[19:07] <@SpeedRcrX> but some animals are also meat
[19:07] <@SpeedRcrX> like ducks and deer and s[BLEEP]t
[19:07] <@SpeedRcrX> Aree you telling me there are NO MEAT Pokemon?
[19:07] <@Eitak_Razal> that last one isn't on my plate but if that's what you wanna eat do in your room
[19:08] <@SpeedRcrX> Are you telling me all the people in the various regions are all vgetarians?
[19:09] <@Eitak_Razal> ...You can't eat Maikarp. They're like 90% bone and scales
[19:10] <IrnChef_Jovian> Well Fugu are 90% poison.
[19:10] <IrnChef_Jovian> It all comes down to the skill of the chef!
[19:10] <Solarchos> Fugutoxin is one of the most severe poisons on the planet.
[19:10] <@Eitak_Razal> I thought it was just the one organ.
[19:11] <Solarchos> It's the whole meat/
[19:11] <@Eitak_Razal> And yeah, Fugu will kill you. Magikarp you'd just be better off cookish the dishwear
[19:11] * Phone rings again
[19:12] * @Eitak_Razal awnsers this time "Moshi moshi?"
[19:12] <@Eitak_Razal> ....
[19:12] * @Eitak_Razal slame the phone down
[19:13] <@Eitak_Razal> ...I have no idea who that was but they swore at me so.
[19:13] <@SpeedRcrX> HEY TOMOE
[19:13] <FireFly_9> What
[19:13] <@SpeedRcrX> THE OTHER ONE
[19:13] <@SpeedRcrX> first of all, i'm now blind thank you
[19:13] <@Eitak_Razal> ....Hotaru your dad just came out of the closet. You should be supporitve
[19:14] * Phone also aired the recorded temper tantrum before being hung up.
[19:14] <@SpeedRcrX> second of all can you rig upo the phone so the next time this fool calls we can rrress a button and send 1000,000 volts across the line
[19:14] * Solarchos has seen FAR worse than Professor Tomoe in a thong.
[19:14] * @SpeedRcrX makes a puke noise
[19:15] * @Eitak_Razal responded to the phone in english and a in a thick pitsburgese accent. It's probably just sounds like jibberish to a normal person
[19:15] <@The Intern> No tyhe TARDIS from the HOTEL can each here
[19:15] <@The Intern> Translation is fine.
[19:15] <Solarchos> You're not allowed to be sickened, Haruka. Especially given the mess you typically leave your room in.
[19:16] <@Eitak_Razal> speaking of.
[19:16] * @Eitak_Razal snaps and sets Haruka's room on fire.
[19:16] * // J_Daito // orders up a bunch of kits natural predators
[19:16] * // J_Daito // lets then roam the grounds
[19:16] <// J_Daito //> This will protect us fromt he forest freaks
[19:16] <@SpeedRcrX> What kind of Animals are those
[19:16] <@Eitak_Razal> You should stay away from the saline and pumps dude.
[19:17] <// J_Daito //> CobraDogs
[19:17] <@SpeedRcrX> Wait what
[19:17] <// J_Daito //> Slightly downbred CobraWolves
[19:17] <Solarchos> Uhhh, weren't they hunted almost to extinction by the MongooseTigers?
[19:17] <// J_Daito //> When a kit is detectewd they swarm then en masse and tear them apart in slow motion
[19:18] <// J_Daito //> I even put GoPros on theior collars
[19:18] <// J_Daito //> with alive feed to YourTube
[19:18] <// J_Daito //> And yes. Almost to extinction
[19:18] <Solarchos> Uhhh...why?
[19:18] <// J_Daito //> But BlacHaus was able to get me a lead
[19:18] <// J_Daito //> What do you mean why?
[19:18] <// J_Daito //> People will pay a pretty penny to see it!
[19:19] <@Eitak_Razal> Did you know dogs evolved eyebrow muscles (Despite not having eyebrows) simply to look cuter to humans? Wolves don't have them
[19:19] <Solarchos> I remember hearing that, Eitak.
[19:19] <// J_Daito //> I did not!
[19:20] * Solarchos loads the Sniper-Bolter. "Just so you know, Jedite. If one of those things accidentally gets loose and hurts one of MY children, it won't end well for the CobraDog in question."
[19:20] * // J_Daito // shrrugs "Fair enough."
[19:21] <// J_Daito //> I eat them if they fail me, so.
[19:21] <Solarchos> Note that I didn't specify HOW it wouldn't end well for them. My children are NOT helpless toddlers any more.
[19:21] <@SpeedRcrX> You are a f[BLEEP]ked up individual Jed
[19:21] <@Eitak_Razal>

[19:21] <IrnChef_Jovian> ...motoki said that me once
[19:22] <IrnChef_Jovian> ^said that to me
[19:22] <IrnChef_Jovian> <_<
[19:22] <IrnChef_Jovian> worse
[19:22] <IrnChef_Jovian> if you [ressed the buttons on the front of the cups
[19:23] <IrnChef_Jovian> it would try to absorb you into a pokeball
[19:23] <Solarchos> They'd make moo sounds?
[19:23] <@Eitak_Razal> and people wonder why I'm jaded as f[BLEEP]k these days
[19:23] * IrnChef_Jovian holds her head this is all bringing up bad memories of couplkes therapy
[19:25] <@Eitak_Razal> Hmmm
[19:25] <FireFly_9> Makoto-san, I'm surprised you're still with him
[19:25] * IrnChef_Jovian shrugs "He just needs help."
[19:25] <Solarchos> Very surprised.
[19:25] * Solarchos just LOOKS at Makoto.
[19:25] <Mizunomics01> You cna do so much mbetter Mako-chan~
[19:25] <Solarchos> Seriously? You did NOT just say that, Makoto.
[19:26] * IrnChef_Jovian pats Ami-chan on the shoulder. "Thank you"
[19:26] <Solarchos> How LONG have you been telling yourself that?
[19:26] <IrnChef_Jovian> IT'S WHAT I BELIEVE
[19:26] <// J_Daito //> (the sex is great, isn't it. He's a beast, isn't he?)
[19:26] <IrnChef_Jovian> <_<
[19:26] * IrnChef_Jovian is caught out
[19:27] <IrnChef_Jovian> I d-d-don't know what yu mean, b-baka!
[19:27] <Solarchos> Just because you believe it, doesn't make it true, Makoto. You can't make a person change just by wanting it badly enough.
[19:27] <Solarchos> You AIN'T an Ork.
[19:28] <SilverTongue> I heard talk of d[BLEEP]ks.
[19:28] * @SpeedRcrX changes topic to `Welcome BACK to Ten'ou House (near the HOTEL). RULE of Funny ONLY applies. Kids or kits may be eaten at any time. /roll forbidden. Pass: ss2`
[19:28] <SilverTongue> Also if you want a beast in bed, I can intorduce you to some werewolves. Some of my cousions go gaga for humans
[19:28] <DUELMAN> OF, TOO
[19:30] <SilverTongue> Well most of my female relatives are on my mom's side, and thus succubi
[19:31] <Solarchos> Wouldn't the furry bang you instead?
[19:32] <SilverTongue> Also, actual werewolves are offdned by being called furries
[19:33] <Solarchos> Inu-Kit hates being called a furry as well.
[19:42] <Solarchos> Hmmm
[19:43] * Solarchos just cleans his rifle and cautiously scans everyone.
[19:46] <@SpeedRcrX> ...what are you exactly paraodid of here dude
[19:46] <@SpeedRcrX> ^paranoid
[19:46] <// J_Daito //> It's the old layout. It's trigged the old instict
[19:46] <Solarchos> Color me cautious.
[19:46] <// J_Daito //> We've triggered Old School Space Marinew
[19:47] <@The Intern> ...well I did pull in the whole house
[19:47] <@The Intern> I'm not sure what else might have been lurking.
[19:48] <@The Intern> <_<
[19:48] <@The Intern> T_T
[19:49] <Solarchos> The Bunker's elsewhere and connected to the underground tunnel network of Tokyo itself.
[19:49] <Solarchos> It's separate from this place.
[19:50] <Solarchos> Unless the Intern here decided to duplicate it.
[19:50] <@The Intern> Well there Were parts attached tp the house~
[19:51] <Solarchos> Speaking of which, I need to send in a few companies and clear out the remaining levels of the original Bunker.
[19:51] * @SpeedRcrX turns on ÆW Fyter Fest
[19:52] <@SpeedRcrX> Oh man I forgot theyhad a show tonight
[19:52] * @SpeedRcrX cracks a beer and drinks
[19:52] <Solarchos> Show?
[19:52] <@SpeedRcrX> ÆW Wrestling
[19:52] <@SpeedRcrX> a new promotion that's already making waves
[19:53] <// J_Daito //> A phrase that usually indicates the inception of a Dark Kingdom plot.
[19:53] <@SpeedRcrX> IS IT ONE OF YOURS
[19:53] <// J_Daito //> ...who can say where Toony Khan made his money.
[19:53] *** Aratasujou has joined #suburbansenshi3
[19:53] <@spiritflame> konbanwa Aratasujou
[19:54] * Aratasujou walks into the room, her robes liberally splattered with blood.
[19:54] <Aratasujou> :D
[19:54] <Aratasujou> Solar-kun! Silly-Nata be wanting you back at Hotel! She be missing you.
[19:54] <Aratasujou> :D
[19:56] <Solarchos> Is she okay?
[19:56] <Aratasujou> Yuppa!
[19:56] <Aratasujou> She just be wanting you with her! Littlest Kit no like you being away for long.
[20:01] <Solarchos> Heh, I'd best not keep her waiting then.
[20:01] <@SpeedRcrX> Ooh a Librarian
[20:01] <Solarchos> Later folks.
[20:03] <@SpeedRcrX> Seeya
[20:04] *** Solarchos [Fallen0081@EnclaveFedCom.Net] has left #suburbansenshi3 ("Off to see how my beloved wife will surprise me now." ^__^)
[20:04] <Aratasujou> Outside reptaur-doggies no seem to like me. Why that be?
[20:06] <@SpeedRcrX> You look like a kit
[20:07] <Aratasujou> Me no be a Kit. Me be a FAMILIAR!
[20:11] <Aratasujou> They try to bite me. No go so well for them.
[20:12] <// J_Daito //> I'll have to order some more
[20:13] <Aratasujou> need do that. Me make mess.
[20:13] * Aratasujou grins as she shows off Sledge-O-Matic.
[20:14] * Aratasujou adopts the most STOIC, CHISELED, LANTERN-JAWED expression you've EVER SEEN.
[20:14] * // J_Daito // takes a picturte
[20:15] <Aratasujou> Me have to tell them...
[20:16] *** Aratasujou has left #suburbansenshi3 (OMÆ WA MOU SHINDEIRU)
[20:18] *** Away focusing on SS2 / 3 / ÆW
[21:41] *** Sean Collins [] has joined #suburbansenshi3
[21:41] <@spiritflame> konbanwa Sean Collins
[21:41] * Sean Collins pauses at the doorway, ooking around.
[21:41] <Sean Collins> I'm surprised Haruka was allowed to own a house again...
[21:42] *** It's Ten'ou House from the old days
[21:43] *** Matsuo Shin [] has joined #suburbansenshi3
[21:43] <@spiritflame> konbanwa Matsuo Shin
[21:43] <Matsuo Shin> um..hi
[21:43] * Matsuo Shin glances around
[21:43] <Matsuo Shin> ...this place is tiny
[21:43] * Matsuo Shin has a few small sealed clay vases under his arms
[21:44] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> For Jaapn it's still prertty big.
[21:45] <Matsuo Shin> oh!
[21:45] <Matsuo Shin> um....
[21:45] <Matsuo Shin> I heard about this place..and so I thought..I might bring..a few drinks?
[21:45] <Sean Collins> I guess you're right, but I thought Haruka was too financially irresponsible to own a house or property?
[21:46] <Sean Collins> Oh, you brought a house warming gift too, Matsuo?
[21:46] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Ehh, She has money, screw the rules?
[21:47] * Sean Collins puts a six-pack of Haruka's brand of beer on a table. "Hopefully, she won't trash this place too badly."
[21:47] <Matsuo Shin> I thought everyone might enjoy some S'Jari
[21:47] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> IT blew up twice last night.
[21:47] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> So... yeah.
[21:47] <Sean Collins> ...maybe I should take the six-pack back...
[21:47] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> That's why no kids and kits are allowed ot roam around.
[21:48] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> It's a rough neighborhood.
[21:48] <Sean Collins> So does that mean Chubiusa is also barred?
[21:48] *** Megan O`Cain has joined #suburbansenshi3
[21:48] <@spiritflame> konbanwa Megan O`Cain
[21:49] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> She's not a child.
[21:49] * Sean Collins looks at Matsuo. "What's S'jari?"
[21:49] <Megan O`Cain> Huh. So this is what the place looked like inside all those years ago.
[21:49] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Yeah.
[21:49] <Matsuo Shin> oh! it's an old quinoxian alcoholic drink
[21:50] <Sean Collins> were you able to get some of that?
[21:50] <Megan O`Cain> S'jari? I don't seem to recall if I've had it before.
[21:50] <Matsuo Shin> oh Lady Freya made it
[21:50] <Matsuo Shin> I've never had it but I thought it would be rather fun :)
[21:53] <Matsuo Shin> shall i pour out a few?
[21:54] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Certainly~
[21:55] * Matsuo Shin finds some glasses and pours the bluish drink out into the glasses
[21:55] <Matsuo Shin> well....
[21:56] <Matsuo Shin> as they say in my home..Jassi ran!
[21:56] * Megan O`Cain takes her glass and raises it, "Jassi ran!"
[21:57] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte follows suit
[21:57] * Matsuo Shin drinks
[21:57] * Megan O`Cain drinks as well
[21:58] * Sean Collins joins the toast and has a drink. "Jassi ran!"
[22:05] * Eight minutes later...
[22:05] <Matsuo Shin> ya kno..ya kno?
[22:06] <Matsuo Shin> i'm a good gui...I'm a good gui but com onnn
[22:06] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ...Oh wow, I never suspectged you were that kind of drunk
[22:06] <Matsuo Shin> YUU SHUT UP
[22:08] * @Eitak_Razal is sitting neaby with a glass of wine she's barely touched.
[22:09] <Matsuo Shin> YU!
[22:09] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Well thanks to them being stupid we met and you were able to help me.
[22:11] <@Eitak_Razal> ..I didn't say anything
[22:11] <Matsuo Shin> NOT TALKN TO YOU
[22:11] <Matsuo Shin> TALKN TO YOU
[22:11] * Matsuo Shin POINTS TO THE LAMP..then to the tv...then to Paisley
[22:12] * Sean Collins is just standing there....silent...
[22:12] <Megan O`Cain> Strong stuff...
[22:14] <Matsuo Shin> YOU HEAR THAT (says a uranian name) F[BLEEP]K YOOOOOU
[22:17] * Matsuo Shin stumbles back a bit
[22:17] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> snnk
[22:17] * Sean Collins is still unresponsive...
[22:17] <Matsuo Shin> jus cuz you're my couzin...
[22:18] <Matsuo Shin> h..hey..HEY..HEY
[22:18] * Matsuo Shin stumbles over and pokes sean in the forehead
[22:18] * Sean Collins teeters over...line a stiff bowling pin, completely blacked out...
[22:18] <Matsuo Shin> .....
[22:18] <Matsuo Shin> pfffffft HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
[22:19] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte gets Sean onto a couch and covers him with a tarp because there are no blankets yet
[22:19] <Matsuo Shin> ya kno..think like fun....ASK ME ANYTHING
[22:20] * Matsuo Shin drinks a bit more
[22:23] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> What's a deep secret only you know about your Sister!
[22:24] <Matsuo Shin> ehhhhh let me sees.........
[22:26] * Matsuo Shin thiiiiinks
[22:27] <Matsuo Shin> hehehahahaha
[22:28] <Matsuo Shin> she waz so bad at saturnian...
[22:29] <Matsuo Shin> she once called the royal princess of saturn a
[22:29] * Matsuo Shin whispers it in paisley's ear
[22:32] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte breaks out laughing
[22:33] <Matsuo Shin> and then...and then..she tried to apo...apolo....try to say sorryz....and INSULTED HER AGAIN
[22:34] * Matsuo Shin laughs his head off
[22:36] <Megan O`Cain> It's a...wonder she didn't...start an incident.
[22:39] <Sean Collins> @_@
[22:40] <Matsuo Shin> hey..hey...remember that, sen
[22:40] * Matsuo Shin grabs Sean like a rag doll ans shakes him
[22:41] * Sean Collins is shaken like a martini shaker...opens his eyes, and then barfs on Matsuo!
[22:42] <Megan O`Cain> Ewwwwww...
[22:42] * Matsuo Shin swears in quinoxian
[22:43] <Sean Collins> mouth, mister....
[22:44] <Sean Collins> Yoos gots a kid...
[22:45] * Matsuo Shin tries to think of a good come back...but he's too drunk to really think of anything
[22:47] <Sean Collins> Ima...Ima...gonna...what were we doing?
[22:48] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Geffing Drump~
[22:48] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> me is starting to get drunk as well
[22:49] <Sean Collins> Effing hump? Nuuuuuuu way. Im marroied
[22:50] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> hahha i dun wana hump u
[22:50] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> i got a man... but edgewurth wullld duu
[22:51] <Matsuo Shin> KNELEDGE IS POWAAAAAAH
[22:51] <Megan O`Cain> Anuvvuh man on duh side, Paisleh?
[22:51] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> sadli nuuu edgwuth only lykes diick
[22:52] <Megan O`Cain> Ohhhh.
[22:53] <Matsuo Shin> ooooooh
[22:53] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ALMOST hed him onse...
[22:53] <Matsuo Shin> his lik a...a....
[22:53] * Matsuo Shin frowns..trying to think
[22:53] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> saddled him wif unneccesari feelingz
[22:53] <Sean Collins> You're baaad....
[22:54] <Matsuo Shin> Alcibiades!!!
[22:54] <Sean Collins> wat?
[22:55] <Megan O`Cain> Huuuuuh?
[22:56] <Matsuo Shin> dud would bon ANYONE
[22:56] <Matsuo Shin> ...lik venusians
[22:57] <Matsuo Shin> yu ever met venusians
[22:57] <Matsuo Shin> pffffft
[22:57] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ..I dislike Venusians.
[22:59] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> <_<
[22:59] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I don't know if peple they get their hooks into ever really are freed.
[23:00] <Matsuo Shin> tey are jus...CRAZY
[23:01] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte frowns
[23:02] <Sean Collins> Le-let me tell you...Hee-deki shuuld be TOP choice!
[23:02] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I uhh... well
[23:02] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I always feel like one day they'll show up and take what i have
[23:02] <Matsuo Shin> HAHAHA
[23:02] * Matsuo Shin is laughing at what sean said
[23:03] <Sean Collins> Beshst man...hands down...
[23:05] <Megan O`Cain> lesht mah cuzins know respekt. Deys half-Venushan, but resh...reshpeckful. Lasht I sheked.
[23:06] <Sean Collins> If...if not marroid...I'd totally pick heem....
[23:07] * Matsuo Shin tries to sing a traditional quinox song..but is stumbling
[23:09] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> That man must be a secret resuior of passhun
[23:09] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Paise, Slash me!
[23:09] * Paisley Pythia Peinforte takes out a pen, and opens up her scandalous no moleskine, quickly writing up a tale of how a trip under Oronde's Wife ends with Zeus Theronbolt and Adam Kanal [school] crashing into a tidal wave of unstoppable lust and discovery.

[23:11] <Sean Collins> No secret....Matsuuum gets it all...lucky gal
[23:11] * Matsuo Shin starts to turn slightly blue in the face
[23:12] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Well with those boobs
[23:13] <Megan O`Cain> No kidden.
[23:13] <Sean Collins>'re not suppoosed to be bloo
[23:13] <Sean Collins> Go green
[23:13] * Matsuo Shin throws up on the floor
[23:14] * @Flame Lotus grumbles about being a GOD and having to clean puke because this is the way it was
[23:14] * @Flame Lotus is going to punch Haruka very very hard soon.
[23:18] * Matsuo Shin passes out in a pool of his own vomit
[23:18] <Sean Collins> got it! Green!
[23:19] <@Flame Lotus> 9_9
[23:24] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte is rocking back and forth a bit, he goes from a giggl drunk to one who just speaks her innermost mind
[23:24] <Matsuo Shin> @_@
[23:24] * the rest of the drinks are still on the table
[23:24] * Griselda is watching the drunken buffoonery from a high-up rafter. She sends a rope down with some domestic drones in a bucket. Have some roombas for cleaning!!
[23:26] <Megan O`Cain> Taaaanks.
[23:26] * // J_Daito // skeet-shoots the roomba
[23:26] <@Flame Lotus> - Jedite -
[23:26] <// J_Daito //> This is not a house for the lazy, this is how we train
[23:26] <@Flame Lotus> I'm alreadya GOD
[23:27] <// J_Daito //> So zap it away using your omega beams
[23:27] <@Flame Lotus> I'll zap YOU.
[23:27] * @Flame Lotus does so. And teleports him into the sewer along with the puke
[23:27] <Megan O`Cain> Or or or use him as duh mop.
[23:27] * // J_Daito // slaugthers a few rat-kings and makes his way back up
[23:28] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> hahaha a duh mop "duh" so stupid
[23:30] * Matsuo Shin mutters words in old silver millennia languges
[23:30] <Sean Collins> Jedite...drink up...
[23:31] <// J_Daito //> Mortal Fools Icannot be dulled by your liquor!
[23:31] * // J_Daito // chugs a whole bottle in one shot
[23:32] * // J_Daito // suddenly grins and starts shooting black ki bolts weverywherwe cackling like a madman
[23:32] * Matsuo Shin is saying...if you could understand ancient uranian..a horribly dirty poem
[23:34] <Sean Collins> falls behind a couch, narrowly avoiding the black Ki
[23:34] * Reverend_H is back using his golden crystal as a codpiece until his d[BLEEP]k grows back
[23:34] * Reverend_H turns on some triple subwoofer deep BASS YO
[23:34] * Matsuo Shin just lays on the floor giggling to himself like an idiot
[23:38] <Reverend_H> Dudes I should change my nick to DJ Reverend H I think that'd be SICK
[23:38] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ...That actually makes a lot of sense
[23:39] <Matsuo Shin> hehehe mind powers weeeeeeeeee...
[23:40] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> th best.. the best is because you're soul conjoined you can have sex in your mind at a meeeting and no one can tell
[23:40] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> it's amazing
[23:40] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> AMAZING
[23:40] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> O_O
[23:40] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> in fact i could be doig it right now you would never ever know
[23:40] <Matsuo Shin> I HAVE TOTALY DONE THAT
[23:41] <@The Intern> It's all in the bran anyway.
[23:41] <@The Intern> ^brain
[23:41] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> WHY did you hear that I didn't wnat YOU to hear that
[23:41] <@The Intern> ...I don't care.
[23:41] * @The Intern is just playing a VN on her PSP
[23:42] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Well I CARE that you do NOT CARE because you MKIGT care and preTEND to not be CARING
[23:42] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> and trhn you will laugh your snooty TIME LORD LAUIGH
[23:42] * Griselda pops up behind Intern to see what VN she's playing.
[23:42] <@The Intern> I giggle more than laugh
[23:43] <Matsuo Shin> suu can someone tall me..
[23:43] * @The Intern is playing Aviary Attorney
[23:43] <Matsuo Shin> ....what iz da big deal with Koizumi
[23:43] <@The Intern> His masculinity is off the charts.
[23:43] <@The Intern> I literally have to shut off parts of my brain to avcoid a purely reflexive biological response.
[23:44] <Griselda> Oh, this one. Man, this series stretched on way too long.
[23:44] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> He is just that virile
[23:44] <Sean Collins> halp me, hee-deki....Jedeet's a broot
[23:44] * // J_Daito // is shooting up Plant-kun who appears to be also Plant-Kun but froim another dimensions
[23:44] <Matsuo Shin> HEEDEKI WILL NOT SAV YOU
[23:45] <Sean Collins> SHADDAP Matsuuuuooooo...YOU DON:T KNUUUUU
[23:47] * Matsuo Shin gets to his feet
[23:47] <Matsuo Shin> YAH...WAN ME TUU BEAT YUU TU DA GRUND?
[23:48] <// J_Daito //> at long as that'; s the only thing you beat here tonight
[23:48] * // J_Daito // crashes throughh a windoe halfway
[23:50] * Matsuo Shin tries to get in a fighting postion
[23:51] * Sean Collins is already laying on the ground...
[23:51] <Matsuo Shin> ......
[23:51] * Matsuo Shin looks at his fist
[23:51] * Matsuo Shin RAISES THEM IN A WOO-HOO POSE
[23:51] * Sean Collins ...manages to set Matsuo's shoelaces on fire!
[23:52] <Matsuo Shin> GAHHHHHH
[23:52] * Matsuo Shin starts tearing off his shoes
[23:57] <Sean Collins> HA!!
[23:58] <Megan O`Cain> Hehehehe.
[00:01] * Matsuo Shin stumbles around a bit
[00:05] * Matsuo's smolering shoes fall over some spilt alcohol on the floor...
[00:06] <Matsuo Shin> SHIIIIIT
[00:08] <Sean Collins> Wha-?
[00:20] *** House Kill Count : 3
[00:20] * Matsuo Shin spits out some debries
[00:20] * @Flame Lotus just lets out a long-suffering sigh
[00:21] * Sean Collins is burried in the rubble @_@
[00:21] * Megan O`Cain coughs a little bit of smoke
[00:21] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte was lown all the way back to Englansd which works out perfect for her XD
[00:21] * @Flame Lotus stsrts rebuilding again, at moderate speed because f[BLEEP]k all fo you you can rough it for a few minutes
[00:22] * Sean Collins is swept off the foundation as the cleanup begins...
[00:24] * Matsuo Shin ends up crashing through the roof of his own house
[00:24] <@The Intern> /m eheads back to the HOTEL, work waits for no one
[00:25] * @The Intern is away 
[00:25] *** sleep for me, night all
[00:27] *** Sean Collins [] has left #suburbansenshi3 (....blech....)
[00:28] *** Megan O`Cain has quit IRC (Away to the suite.)
[00:32] *** Matsuo Shin [] has left #suburbansenshi3
[10:56] <@The Intern> ..why does that still say 3
[10:56] * @The Intern check sht ecode
[10:56] <@The Intern> ^checks the code
[11:00] *** has joined #suburbansenshi
[11:00] <@spiritflame> ohayo *** Happy Birthday, Tsukinos Chibiusa and Usagi!!
[11:00] *** @Dr. X [] has joined #suburbansenshi
[11:00] *** +luna_P sets mode +o @Dr. X

[11:00] <@spiritflame> ohayo @Dr. X *** Happy Birthday, Tsukinos Chibiusa and Usagi!!
[11:00] <@Dr. X> hmm
[11:00] *** @Dr. X [] has left #suburbansenshi (Been there, done that. Twice. )
[11:01] <@The Intern> ..only twice?
[11:01] * @The Intern wonders
[11:06] *** The Princess, Of Course! [hrh_nevermind@hc.novoselic.kingd] has joined #suburbansenshi
[11:06] <@spiritflame> ohayo The Princess, Of Course! *** Happy Birthday, Tsukinos Chibiusa and Usagi!!
[11:07] <The Princess, Of Course!> ...So these are the famous "Behind-the-Couch spots" they speak of even in Novoselic.
[11:08] *** The Princess, Of Course! [hrh_nevermind@hc.novoselic.kingd] has left #suburbansenshi (I shall have to visit one sometime.)
[11:08] <@The Intern> it really a tourist attraction? (still,m, the code seems to be working.
[11:14] <@SpeedRcrX> You should totoally build a house kill counter
[11:14] <@The Intern> about no?
[11:14] * @The Intern is away: I do have real work to do
[11:15] <@SpeedRcrX> AS YOU TAP AWAY AT YOUR PSP
[11:15] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> Ne, ne
[11:15] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> We need to work on presentation and stuff!!
[11:15] <@SpeedRcrX> Huh?
[11:16] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> Well if you REALLY want this to be a different style than anything else...
[11:16] * [gTV]C'est_la_V puts down a briefcase full of G¥
[11:16] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> LET'S SPEND GINGA'S MONEY
[11:17] <@SpeedRcrX> YEAH!
[11:17] <@SpeedRcrX> I am thinking liek FULL outrun, man. 80's up the ass
[11:18] * [gTV]C'est_la_V nodsnods
[11:18] <@SpeedRcrX> I don't want this to be like the RAW / Smackdown Brand Split which is bulls[BLEEP]t because oyou can't tell the difference beteeen the two shows
[11:19] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> Hai, hai.
[11:19] * [gTV]C'est_la_V hauls in Orlando-san
[11:19] * [gTV]Orlando Timberlake, Esq. is hauled in
[11:20] <[gTV]Orlando Timberlake, Esq.> Why am I being dragged into this
[11:20] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> What else do you do all day :P
[11:20] <[gTV]Orlando Timberlake, Esq.> Service your needs LEgal and otherwise :P
[11:23] * [gTV]C'est_la_V HUGS him "You know you love it~ ♡"
[11:23] <[gTV]Orlando Timberlake, Esq.> <_<
[11:23] * [gTV]Orlando Timberlake, Esq. coughsd
[11:23] <[gTV]Orlando Timberlake, Esq.> no comment
[11:24] <[gTV]Orlando Timberlake, Esq.> ...All Right Haruka let me know what you need
[11:32] <@SpeedRcrX> Let's see if we can find gool retro gaming sprotes.
[11:33] <@SpeedRcrX> ^sprites
[11:43] <[gTV]Orlando Timberlake, Esq.> All right starting to get some ideas.
[12:46] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> /mi hamps tamberlankez lag
[12:46] <[gTV]Orlando Timberlake, Esq.> Oh go dno get off
[12:46] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> hshsh o hshshssh HSHSHSHSHS
[12:47] <@SpeedRcrX> Let me get the crowbar
[12:47] * @SpeedRcrX uses it to brain Chibiusa
[12:47] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> OW BICH!!
[12:47] * .'~SugaBB_2999~'. tambles ov
[12:47] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> faker ur gona pey 4 dat1!11
[12:48] <@SpeedRcrX> Don't interfere wih my employee
[12:48] <[gTV]Orlando Timberlake, Esq.> Wait since when am I your employee
[12:49] <@SpeedRcrX> I paid for yor services today
[12:49] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> ror dat toali makz u sewnd lik a hor
[12:49] <[gTV]Orlando Timberlake, Esq.> Takes one to know one :P
[12:49] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> BICH!
[12:49] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> /mi strats stangulatang Olando
[12:50] * [gTV]Orlando Timberlake, Esq. starts strangulating back and they roll around the livingroom
[12:50] <@SpeedRcrX> ...
[12:50] * @SpeedRcrX puts downa few quatloos on the fight
[12:54] * Various Illegal objects are brought into play
[12:54] <FireFly_9> Leave my lamps out of it.
[12:56] *** it is too late. One has been smashed
[12:56] <FireFly_9> ...
[12:56] * FireFly_9 joins the katamari of violence
[14:09] *** BBL too tired
[18:23] <[gTV]Red_Crow> Okay so the plan is basically set
[18:24] <FireFly_9> This is still so backwards.
[18:24] *** FireFly_9 has turned their sound on
[18:24] <FireFly_9> We've done this before.
[18:24] <@SpeedRcrX> Yaeah but this time we'll do it with style
[18:25] <@SpeedRcrX> This time it'll be MY CREATIVE GENIUS my VISON
[18:25] <FireFly_9> Is this supposed to be inspiring or removing confidence.
[18:25] <@SpeedRcrX> Hater
[18:32] <@SpeedRcrX> HOW OLD ARE YOU
[18:32] <Megume Tenou> HELL IF I KNOW
[18:33] <Megume Tenou> OLD AS F[BLEEP]K
[18:33] <@SpeedRcrX> ...ok I think your FOUL F[BLEEP]KING MOUTH has passed the test
[18:33] <@SpeedRcrX> what advice!
[18:33] <Megume Tenou> DON'T EAT THE ORANGE SNOW
[18:34] <@SpeedRcrX>
[18:34] <@SpeedRcrX> dude why would it be ORANGE
[18:35] <Megume Tenou> cause crazy s[BLEEP]t
[18:35] * Katsumi Tenou just sits in a corner, trying to stay quiet and delves herself into the fic she's reading
[18:35] <Katsumi Tenou> ..oh yes can allegro me anytime
[18:38] <@SpeedRcrX> ....
[18:38] <@SpeedRcrX> what is this
[18:38] <@SpeedRcrX> Who is this
[18:38] <@SpeedRcrX> why is this
[18:38] * Katsumi Tenou glances up
[18:38] * Katsumi Tenou rolls her eyes
[18:39] * Katsumi Tenou is basically Michiru but with her hair in a pony tail and haruka's eyes
[18:39] <[gTV]Red_Crow> Because RATINGS
[18:39] <@SpeedRcrX> Wait what
[18:39] <Megume Tenou> cause I'm WORTH IT
[18:41] <@SpeedRcrX> I don;t get it you two look like you could be my kids
[18:41] <@SpeedRcrX> I mena not as cool looking as me obvioulsy
[18:41] <@SpeedRcrX> But I get this sort of JAmie / Cersei Lannister Vibe thing going on
[18:41] <Megume Tenou> no I'm 200% COOLER
[18:42] <Katsumi Tenou> that's cause we are
[18:42] <Katsumi Tenou> we've been here before..REMEMBER
[18:42] <@SpeedRcrX> It was possible I was drunk at the time?
[18:42] <@SpeedRcrX> Also eww?
[18:42] <@SpeedRcrX> ...and hot?
[18:43] <@SpeedRcrX> How can I stop two consenting adults FROM THE FUTURE
[18:43] <// J_Daito //> With a blunderbuss
[18:43] <Megume Tenou> someone tried that once
[18:43] <@SpeedRcrX> ....
[18:44] <Megume Tenou> it was spicy
[18:45] <Katsumi Tenou> ..Meg..what are you doing?
[18:45] * Megume Tenou is trying to stuff cans of beer down her shirt to smuggle >.>
[18:45] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> You know what they say... the spice must flow.
[18:45] <Megume Tenou> ....
[18:47] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Don't you mean "Who"
[18:48] <Megume Tenou> DON'T USE YOUR 500 SPACE BUCK WORDS ON ME
[18:50] * Katsumi Tenou just scoots over to observe a plant...and read about Beethovan running his fingers carefully along those....smooth.......keys...
[18:50] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Oh can I have a look?
[18:51] * Katsumi Tenou shares the fic
[18:52] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte nosebleeds
[18:52] <Katsumi Tenou> ...I know right
[18:52] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> This is... this is excellent work.
[18:52] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> You can feel the crescendo.
[18:52] * Megume Tenou has somehow climbed ontop of the tv and is..trying to escape..through the ceiling..somehow
[18:53] <Katsumi Tenou> ..oh....we have not even yet gotten to the point in which he begins to.....*shudder* dictate
[18:53] <@SpeedRcrX> Dude wait I'll help you
[18:54] * @SpeedRcrX tries to help her futurer spawn cu through t the second floor, also drunk off her ass
[18:54] * Megume Tenou tries to use haruka's face as a step ladder
[18:55] <@SpeedRcrX> MMMGGGRHFHGHGH
[18:56] * Megume Tenou tries PUNCHING THE CEILING
[18:59] * Megume Tenou PUNCHES THE F[BLEEP]K BACK
[19:00] * .. and now you're in a fight with a house. CONGRATULATION
[19:00] <@SpeedRcrX> THIS MUST BE THE WORK OF AN ENEMY 「 S T A N D 」!!
[19:01] * The house crumbles under the onslaught and would have crushed everyone had not put up a barrier!
[19:02] *** House Kill Count: 4
[19:02] * @Flame Lotus grumbles and puts it back together again
[19:02] * Katsumi Tenou just has this..look on her face
[19:04] * Megume Tenou pauses..and looks around her at the empty cans
[19:04] <Megume Tenou> .....
[19:04] <Megume Tenou> PANIC!!!!
[19:05] <@SpeedRcrX> You uhh, you okay there?
[19:06] <Megume Tenou> NO BEER LEFT
[19:06] * @SpeedRcrX orders up a keg
[19:06] <@SpeedRcrX> Incoming
[19:06] <@SpeedRcrX> I just take it righ t off the tap
[19:07] * The keg is empty
[19:08] <Megume Tenou> .......
[19:08] <[gTV]Red_Crow> so this is what the art deparmtent came up with
[19:08] <@SpeedRcrX> What is that arm
[19:09] <[gTV]Red_Crow> There was no other way to get it out of the triangle in the space given
[19:09] <@SpeedRcrX> WHAT IS THAT ARM
[19:09] <@SpeedRcrX> Also to really make the meme I should totally have a computer there
[19:10] <[gTV]Red_Crow> That'll cost extra
[19:10] <@SpeedRcrX> And willy ou fix THE ARM
[19:10] <Katsumi Tenou> ..isn't that mompop's stick it up your ass gesture?
[19:10] <[gTV]Red_Crow> no.
[19:18] <Katsumi Tenou> dear sister..shouldn't you be back home with your ten children
[19:18] <Megume Tenou> eh they're fine!
[19:21] <Megume Tenou> pssh pssh PISHAAAAW
[19:21] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> TEN
[19:21] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Do they not have Space Condoms when you're from?
[19:22] <Megume Tenou> ..I married the son of a robot...DOES IT LIKE A MACHINE!
[19:22] * FireFly_9 shudders at the thought of having to push out 10
[19:22] <Megume Tenou> BOOM!
[19:22] <@SpeedRcrX> AAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[19:22] <@SpeedRcrX> Wait Robot?
[19:23] *** Solarchos [Fallen0081@EnclaveFedCom.Net] has joined #suburbansenshi
[19:23] <@spiritflame> konbanwa Solarchos *** Happy Birthday, Tsukinos Chibiusa and Usagi!!
[19:23] * Katsumi Tenou just buries herself in a fic about Chopin and Liszt
[19:23] * Solarchos looks at Megume and Katsumi.
[19:23] <Megume Tenou> yeah...O'Cain
[19:23] <@SpeedRcrX> ...AHAAH I KNEW IT
[19:23] <Solarchos> Wait, how old are those two?
[19:24] * Megume Tenou and Katsumi are adults THANK YOU VERY MUCH
[19:24] <@SpeedRcrX> Old enough to have ten kids
[19:24] <@SpeedRcrX> Stop it
[19:24] <@SpeedRcrX> Stop tryign to get the kits in here
[19:24] <@SpeedRcrX> The HOTEL is that way :P
[19:24] <Solarchos> Who said I was?
[19:24] * @SpeedRcrX points up
[19:24] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> It'sto the left, idiot.
[19:25] <@SpeedRcrX> O_O
[19:25] <@SpeedRcrX> Like the ZAPRUDER FILM
[19:25] <@SpeedRcrX> Downa nd to the left
[19:25] <Solarchos> Kicking me out already, huh? Should have known.
[19:25] * @SpeedRcrX repeats this for a bit
[19:25] <@SpeedRcrX> What no not YOU
[19:25] <@SpeedRcrX> Any like
[19:25] <@SpeedRcrX> ifnats that might have latched onto you
[19:26] <@SpeedRcrX> like a papoose
[19:26] <FireFly_9> Human babies don't latch ontop their parents like that :P
[19:26] * Solarchos shows off his cameleoline cloak. No papoose bundles on him.
[19:26] <Solarchos> And they're grown, Haruka.
[19:26] <@SpeedRcrX> Have you SEEN people of Walmart Dot Com
[19:27] <Solarchos> Sheesh, Haruka, you DO realize I've changed a fair bit from the original days, right?
[19:27] <@SpeedRcrX> Yeah well every time they show up those kits fromt he forest show up and then other kids show up so no thanks!
[19:27] * @SpeedRcrX burps
[19:27] * Megume Tenou burps
[19:27] <@SpeedRcrX> ...did you ever carry them around like ...
[19:27] <@SpeedRcrX> BURPING CONTEST
[19:27] <Megume Tenou> F[BLEEP]K YEAH
[19:27] * @SpeedRcrX grabs a 10 pack of beer
[19:28] <FireFly_9> No! Denised! SO
[19:28] <FireFly_9> DENIED
[19:28] <FireFly_9> STOP
[19:28] <FireFly_9> I still have my sense of smell!
[19:28] <Solarchos> Those foxes from the Bamboo Forest of the Lost are their friends. And under MY protection.
[19:28] <Megume Tenou> STOP BEING LAME, AUNT HOTARU
[19:28] <@SpeedRcrX> Don't be such asquare, Hot---ho--tar ru...
[19:28] <Solarchos> And Throne, do NOT get into a belching contest. Even MY senses can't handle that.
[19:29] <@SpeedRcrX> Well they can ebe priotected next door I'm not talking baout them anymore
[19:29] <@SpeedRcrX> I am here to be AWAY from kits and kits and babys[BLEEP]titng crap!
[19:29] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Baby.. s[BLEEP]tting?
[19:29] <FireFly_9> usuall;y the one s[BLEEP]titng around here is
[19:29] <@SpeedRcrX> DON'T SAY IT
[19:29] <Megume Tenou> HEY ME TOO
[19:30] <FireFly_9> IT'S YOU
[19:30] <Katsumi Tenou> THEN WHY DO YOU KEEP HAVING THEM
[19:30] <@SpeedRcrX> YOU SAID IT IT'S WAR
[19:30] <@SpeedRcrX> PREPARE FOR WAR
[19:30] <@SpeedRcrX> SAILOR WAR
[19:30] <Megume Tenou> CAUSE THE SEX IS TOO GOOD
[19:30] * @SpeedRcrX is now known as Super Ultra Admiral Eternal Sailor Uranus 3
[19:31] * FireFly_9 just gets ahammer and KNOCK HER OUT
[19:31] * FireFly_9 feels a bone snap in her arm
[19:31] <FireFly_9> ARRRRGHG
[19:31] <Solarchos> What's it to you, Haruka. They ain't YOUR kids and you don't need to support them at all, so don't get bent outta shape about them.
[19:31] * @Super Ultra Admiral Eternal Sailor Uranus 3 is now known as SpeedRcrX
[19:31] * Megume Tenou laughs so hard that she starts to vomit
[19:31] * @SpeedRcrX is not taking about them anymore
[19:31] * @SpeedRcrX is also knocked the f[BLEEP]k out
[19:32] * FireFly_9 heals her arm and resolves to dry and think to milk
[19:32] <Solarchos> Hmmm?
[19:32] * // J_Daito // kicks Ten'ou Haruka in the side
[19:33] <// J_Daito //> You dead.
[19:33] <// J_Daito //> Are you dead?
[19:33] <@SpeedRcrX> No
[19:33] <// J_Daito //> Are you sure you're not dead
[19:33] <@SpeedRcrX> No motherf[BLEEP]ker
[19:33] <// J_Daito //> I think you're dead
[19:33] <@SpeedRcrX> I AM NOT DEAD
[19:34] <// J_Daito //> Okay god go get us some snacks
[19:34] <@SpeedRcrX> I'm dead
[19:34] <// J_Daito //> Too late
[19:34] <Megume Tenou> think I've got some snacks somewhere....
[19:34] * @SpeedRcrX cralws out ot the konbini
[19:34] * Megume Tenou tries digging under her clothes
[19:34] <Katsumi Tenou> OH GOD NO STOP MEGUME
[19:34] <// J_Daito //> Your "snack" is your other half and you can't stop eating
[19:35] <Megume Tenou> HELL YEAH IT IS
[19:35] * Solarchos just sits down in a corner and begins cleaning and calibrating a gauss automatic rifle.
[19:35] <FireFly_9> Can we not give them ideas.
[19:36] <// J_Daito //> Don't worry, we have taps on standby
[19:36] <// J_Daito //> ^tarps
[19:36] <Megume Tenou> YO WHERE'S A TARP
[19:36] * // J_Daito // throws one over her
[19:36] <Katsumi Tenou> oh..f[BLEEP]king..god
[19:37] * Megume Tenou reaches through a time portal
[19:37] *** David O`Cain Jr has joined #suburbansenshi
[19:37] <@spiritflame> konbanwa David O`Cain Jr *** Happy Birthday, Tsukinos Chibiusa and Usagi!!
[19:37] <David O`Cain Jr> ..wait..what's going oNNN!
[19:37] * David O`Cain Jr is dragged under the tarp by Megume
[19:37] * Reverend_H is still usign the golden crystal as a codpiece while his junk regrows
[19:37] <@SpeedRcrX> Wait what
[19:37] <@SpeedRcrX> What just
[19:37] * @SpeedRcrX came into see something
[19:38] <Katsumi Tenou> this is hell...
[19:38] <@SpeedRcrX> who the f[BLEEP]k was that
[19:38] <Katsumi Tenou> her husband
[19:38] <@SpeedRcrX> Wait
[19:38] <@SpeedRcrX> I thought
[19:38] * @SpeedRcrX shakes her head
[19:38] <Katsumi Tenou> and it starts in 3...
[19:38] <@SpeedRcrX> Nevermind
[19:38] <Katsumi Tenou> 2...
[19:38] <Katsumi Tenou> ...1...
[19:38] * the ground SLAMS with the force of an earthquake
[19:39] * The walls start to crack and plaster falls from the ceiling
[19:39] <Katsumi Tenou> uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugggggggh
[19:39] <@Flame Lotus> I just fixed it
[19:39] <@Flame Lotus> - I JUST FIXED IT -
[19:40] <Solarchos> What was that? And do I need to shoot something in the face?
[19:40] * @Flame Lotus SPINKICKS the two of the under the tarsp all the weay cealr to the MOON PALACE
[19:40] <@Flame Lotus> - DO YOUR DIRTY DEEDS THERE -
[19:40] <FireFly_9> ... ow
[19:41] *** David O`Cain Jr has left #suburbansenshi (O____________________________________________________O)
[19:43] <Solarchos> ...I have no idea what's going on here.
[19:44] <Solarchos> IS THIS PLACE CAUGHT WITHIN THE CICATRIX MALEDICTUM OR SOMETHING? Because the chaos levels here are pretty high.
[19:44] <FireFly_9> Haruka-poppa's future children appeareed and caused chaos./
[19:44] <FireFly_9> Yes, that's the House for you.
[19:44] <Katsumi Tenou> ..I'm still here you know
[19:45] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> I'm srill working on the reaiity TV parts!
[19:45] <Solarchos> If you say so.
[19:45] <FireFly_9> Are you THAT Desperate for ratings, Minako-san?
[19:45] <Katsumi Tenou> hello Aunt Minako
[19:45] <Solarchos> Why do you even care, Minako?
[19:45] <Katsumi Tenou> DON'T LET MY SISTER BACK IN HERE
[19:46] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> ... I run a Network.
[19:46] * [gTV]C'est_la_V points to the shiny gTV
[19:46] <Solarchos> Which means you barely need to do anything anymore.
[19:46] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> Of course I care!!
[19:46] <@SpeedRcrX> Oh wow Neko-chan he's calling you lazy
[19:46] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> I. Am. Not. Lazy!!
[19:47] * [gTV]C'est_la_V stays that punctuating each word with a stomp
[19:47] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> I have a vision for the future!!
[19:47] <Solarchos> Oh?
[19:48] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> Yes and it involves MORE RATINGS!
[19:48] <Solarchos> Ah. Mercantilism of a sorts for you.
[19:48] <Solarchos> That makes sense.
[19:48] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> ....
[19:49] * FireFly_9 gives Minako-san some of thsat Green Juice™ fromt he Fruit Parlor
[19:49] * [gTV]C'est_la_V sips and calms down
[19:51] <Solarchos> ???
[19:51] * // J_Daito // pokes Aino the Eldest int he head
[19:52] <// J_Daito //> I think she's wondering how you could have known her for all these years without grasping that she's in Charge of a Network and she wants it to succeed bein the highly competitive woman she is.
[19:53] <Solarchos> Given how quiet she's been for a while now, I figured she'd reached a level of stability that would have enabled her to semi-retire into the decadent, luxurious lifestyle I'm certain she's always aspired to.
[19:54] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> Retirement is boring~
[19:54] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> I've got an itch I need to scratch!!
[19:55] * Solarchos pauses to take out a dataslate and starts reviewing it.
[19:55] <Solarchos> Best of luck to you then, Minako. I think next year's going to be ultra-competitive.
[19:56] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> Really??
[19:56] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> Ne, ne, give me the gloop!
[19:56] <FireFly_9> "Scoop".
[19:58] * Beauty_Queen is being counterproductive and informing you that he/she/it/whatever is lurking.
[19:58] <Solarchos> Call it a hunch, but given current trends now in politics, and how things became back in 2016, I wouldn't be the least bit surprised if there was not only a repeat of the Online and On-screen insanity, but that things get even MORE intense and crazy.
[19:59] * Solarchos looks around abruptly. "Wait, Etna is here?"
[19:59] <Beauty_Queen> It's not lurking if you call out my presance!
[20:01] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> Meh, Ginga TV will provide an alternative to all that junk!!
[20:01] <Solarchos> So in all likelihood're going to be competing against every tabloid-screamsheet out there.
[20:04] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> I'm not worried!
[20:05] * Beauty_Queen sits nearby, using a prinny as target practice for some throwing daggers.
[20:05] <Solarchos> It's still probably going to be crazy.
[20:07] * Beauty_Queen makes a quick count of the number of people that actully live here.
[20:08] * the Classic Sub Sen Crew
[20:14] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> Tomoe-hakase is making me the TV - > IRC Translation Robot
[20:14] <Beauty_Queen> (( How many are women, I need a number for a gag and I'm too tired from work to count ))
[20:14] <Solarchos> Am I going to have to shoot that thing with a few dozen gauss shards?
[20:15] *** WANT TO SAY 4 RIGHT NOW
[20:15] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> It
[20:15] *** 5
[20:16] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> ~_~
[20:16] <Beauty_Queen> How about Pi
[20:16] <Beauty_Queen> Then you can be respectful and call it Pi-sama. And then be really respectful and an O at the start
[20:17] <Solarchos> Jeez, that doesn't change anything, Etna.
[20:17] <Beauty_Queen> O-Pi-Sama
[20:17] <GERMATOID> ....
[20:20] * Solarchos resumes reviewing something on his dataslate, making a bunch of notations.
[20:22] <[gTV]Red_Crow> WE fixed the arm a bit.
[20:22] <@SpeedRcrX> Sweet!
[20:23] <@SpeedRcrX> So what's the battle plan here?
[20:23] <[gTV]Red_Crow> The current front page of your blog gets retired
[20:23] <[gTV]Red_Crow> As an archive.
[20:24] <[gTV]Red_Crow> We pick up post-timeskip (i.e. you fukcers being lazy for XX years) with new content
[20:24] <@SpeedRcrX> YOU ARE A PART OF THAT LIST
[20:24] <[gTV]Red_Crow> She who bakrolls reinvention writes the rules
[20:24] <[gTV]Red_Crow> And the history
[20:24] <[gTV]Red_Crow> :3
[20:24] <[gTV]Red_Crow> So SUCK IT
[20:25] <@SpeedRcrX> ...Is that an invitation~
[20:25] <[gTV]Red_Crow> Yeah. You can SUCK ON MY FIST
[20:25] * [gTV]Red_Crow DECKS Haruka
[20:25] * @SpeedRcrX CRASHES through a wall
[20:25] <Solarchos> Just make sure you preserve the history of this place.
[20:26] <[gTV]Red_Crow> I believe that's wha the word "Archive" implies.
[20:26] <[gTV]Red_Crow> Anyway
[20:26] <[gTV]Red_Crow> We still need to decide what to call it
[20:27] <[gTV]Red_Crow> And that's how you lose viewers
[20:27] <[gTV]Orlando Timberlake, Esq.> Well it's an IRC archive of the reality show based on what happens here
[20:28] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> So Why IRC
[20:28] <Beauty_Queen> Ooooh. Can I narate the previews for the next episodes?
[20:29] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> Sure Etna-sama!!
[20:29] <[gTV]Aya-chan!> No no the Budget won't handle a video feed or a teal time transcription
[20:29] <[gTV]Aya-chan!> ^real
[20:29] <[gTV]Aya-chan!> So it gets converted to IRC!!
[20:29] * Matsumi Kaze would be there but she's currently BURNING F[BLEEP]KING ALIVE IN THE CORE OF A PLANET YOU F[BLEEP]KERS
[20:30] * @Flame Lotus wants her TO STOP B[BLEEP]CHING AND TRAIN
[20:30] <@SpeedRcrX> So like...
[20:31] <@SpeedRcrX> I GOT IT
[20:31] <@SpeedRcrX> S ATAR WARS CRAWLER
[20:31] <@SpeedRcrX> A STAR WARS
[20:31] <[gTV]Red_Crow> Are you serious right now
[20:31] <@SpeedRcrX> Sure sure
[20:33] <Beauty_Queen> There's a thing on the internet that will do those efor free
[20:35] <@SpeedRcrX> "Suburban Senshi 2020 - It has been HALF A DECADE since the Outer Senshi and their friends, who had taken to living in a Suburban House in Azabu-Juuban, regulatly updated their blog that reported their doings to the Internet. In need of a NEW NICE BOAT, Ginga CEO AINO MINAKO has signed a new deal for their lives to be broadcast over the internet in a new reality show. But because of her VP KARASUMA AKANE being CHEAP, there is no video, just a realtime IRC feed processedby PROFESSOR TOMOE's robot O-Pi-sama "
[20:35] <[gTV]Orlando Timberlake, Esq.> ...Why does she need a "nice boat"
[20:36] <@SpeedRcrX> Because once she realizes she's bored of the revived miracle romance your hea dis going in a bowling ball bag.
[20:36] <[gTV]Orlando Timberlake, Esq.> :D
[20:36] <[gTV]Orlando Timberlake, Esq.> D:
[20:37] * [gTV]Red_Crow is not CHEAP just THIRFTY
[20:37] <Solarchos> Sheesh. She sounds a little vindictive there.
[20:37] * [gTV]Red_Crow looks for one of the online generators Etna mentioned
[20:37] <Beauty_Queen> LEt's see... Next episode's plot
[20:39] <Beauty_Queen> Next Time: After Michiru dies in a horrible accident invovling a waffle iron and a cheese grater, Haurka's lack of... well any skills... causes the bank to put the house up for sale.
[20:39] <Solarchos> That actually sounds interesting there, Etna
[20:39] <Solarchos> I could actually see that happening.
[20:40] <Beauty_Queen> The house is bought by a kind and beautiful demon who lets the greiving widow (And the others) stay at the house rent free, as long as they do her bidding.
[20:40] <Solarchos> So Morrigan?
[20:41] <Beauty_Queen> 4 and Half Women Episode 74: The House's new owner? Etna Arrives on the scene!
[20:41] <Beauty_Queen> (By the way, Haruka's the half)
[20:42] <@SpeedRcrX> THAT IS RACISM
[20:42] <Beauty_Queen> How so?
[20:44] <Solarchos> How so?
[20:44] <@SpeedRcrX> IT JUST IS
[20:46] <Solarchos> So? You ARE a different species than Etna (and myself too, but that's a different point).
[20:47] <@SpeedRcrX> Racism.
[20:47] * @SpeedRcrX pouts.
[20:47] <Solarchos> So what if it is? Deal with it, Terran. :P
[20:48] <@SpeedRcrX> Yeah well you deal with it, you... you BLACK CARAPACE
[20:48] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte GASPS
[20:48] <FireFly_9> Not... good
[20:48] <[gTV]Red_Crow> Noot cool, Haruka
[20:48] <[gTV]Red_Crow> Not cool
[20:49] <[gTV]Aya-chan!> Ara we're going to need to send you off for some sensitivity training.
[20:49] * [gTV]C'est_la_V shoves Haruka-san out the door
[20:49] <Solarchos> Hey, don't hate me just because I have 96 chromosomes.
[20:50] * @SpeedRcrX is taken away for a faciltiy where they flog her repeatedly until she learns to respect the carapace
[20:50] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte changes topic to `<Solarchos> Hey, don't hate me just because I have 96 chromosomes. `
[20:54] <Solarchos> Now if you'll excuse me, I want to go get little Nata back at the Hotel. It's time to get her home.
[20:55] * @SpeedRcrX comes back CHANGED AND SOBER AND CLEARN
[20:55] <@SpeedRcrX> Take it easy, my good fellow.
[20:55] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> 'night, Solar.
[20:56] <Solarchos> ...Okay, now you sound weird, Haruka.
[20:56] <@SpeedRcrX> I am perfectly cromulent and at peace with all carapaces, black and otehrwise.
[20:57] <Solarchos> ...
[20:57] <Solarchos> ...YOU DRUNK NOW, HARUKA.
[20:58] * Solarchos unsheathes the Warp-Blade and wades out into the battle-field outside.
[20:59] <@SpeedRcrX> No I have been cleansed by Silver Crystal Spirit Healing™ and am now a model citizen.
[20:59] <FireFly_9> Wait... what.
[21:00] <@SpeedRcrX> The Moon Priestess™ Tsukino USagi™ Bathed me in Silver Healing Light™ and corrected my brainmeats.
[21:00] <FireFly_9> that how she's making money now? The magical girl equivalent of Al-Anon?
[21:01] <@SpeedRcrX> Why Struggle to unlean bad habits and break addictions when a wand can be waved ♡
[21:01] *** Solarchos [Fallen0081@EnclaveFedCom.Net] has left #suburbansenshi ("All right, you Cobra-dog freaks, come near me and I WILL strike you down, reanimate you as Draugr, impale you on spikes a la Vlad Tepes and LEAVE you kicking and squirming.")
[21:01] <@SpeedRcrX> Peace be unto you all.
[21:16] * FireFly_9 summons the silence glaive, reversing it in her hands and SMASHING Haruka-poppa on the head with the butt
[21:16] <@SpeedRcrX> OW F[BLEEP]K WHAT OU
[21:17] <@SpeedRcrX> ARRGH
[21:17] <@SpeedRcrX> God DAMMIT
[21:17] <FireFly_9> Better?
[21:17] <@SpeedRcrX> Yeah omg what was I Saying
[21:42] <Griselda>, that was a thing.
[21:42] <@SpeedRcrX> Yeah
[21:43] <@SpeedRcrX> I think Neko-chan #1 has become a televangelist or something
[21:49] * Katsumi Tenou is still here..for some reason
[21:58] <@SpeedRcrX> You may slum here.
[22:00] <Katsumi Tenou> just one sec
[22:00] * Katsumi Tenou sends a magic future message!
[22:00] <Katsumi Tenou> just had to tell my husband I'm here
[22:00] <Katsumi Tenou> ok I'm good
[22:00] <Katsumi Tenou> I shall slum
[22:08] * Katsumi Tenou tries to randomly fince a place to sleep
[22:15] <@SpeedRcrX> Man I forgot how crowded this placed was umm
[22:15] <@SpeedRcrX> beind that sofa there but look out for the stain yeah
[22:17] <Katsumi Tenou> it will be no different then staying at my sister's
[22:19] <@SpeedRcrX> That's the Ten'ou Spirit
[22:21] <Katsumi Tenou> ...yes...yes it is I suppose >.>
[22:27] * Katsumi Tenou just lays down
[22:38] * [gTV]Red_Crow is working with Timberlake on the site
[23:03] <@SpeedRcrX> THIS MUST BE THE WORK OF AN ENEMY 「 S T A N D 」!!
[23:03] <[gTV]Red_Crow> What was that
[23:03] <FireFly_9> Haruka-poppa has taken to screaming that at tned of certain intimate moments with Michiru-momma.
[23:17] *** passing out for the night
[10:23] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte is pacing around the livingroom
[10:23] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> s[BLEEP]ts[BLEEP]ts[BLEEP]ts[BLEEP]ts[BLEEP]t
[10:23] <Vermellia X. Rosso> What is it??
[10:24] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> LAs t night I may have been a touch depressive and insecure and was running various scenarios in my head.
[10:24] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> And I was well... in an intimate position with Exeter and I might have said something dangerous.
[10:24] <Vermellia X. Rosso> Err... what? Like a fart joke?
[10:25] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> No I have well...
[10:25] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte looks around to make sure some of the others who might make fund of her are not around
[10:25] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ^fun
[10:25] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I'm always worried, you see, that what I have won't last.
[10:26] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> And I was feeling that particularly keenly last night... and I might have well...
[10:26] <Vermellia X. Rosso> ...You didn't break up did you?
[10:27] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I ermm.. might have asked him to marry me.
[10:27] <Vermellia X. Rosso> :O
[10:27] <Vermellia X. Rosso> I thought that wasn't your thing!
[10:28] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> It's not! Well I maintained very strenously it would not be.
[10:28] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Because I think the whole thing is an invaitation to laxity and disaster.
[10:28] * something scurries off
[10:30] <Vermellia X. Rosso> Buuut... you asked him anyway.
[10:30] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I was feeling Very low ansd scared. For no rational reason.
[10:30] * Vermellia X. Rosso leans in closer
[10:30] <Vermellia X. Rosso> So whaddid he say??
[10:31] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> He said yes <_<
[10:32] <Vermellia X. Rosso> Ooh ooh! Can I be invited to the wedding! I like wedding cake!
[10:32] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> HAH
[10:32] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Well
[10:32] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> It's going to be small and quick. I have no desire to make a spectacle of things. I think Rick Sanchez is ordained somewhere.
[10:33] <Vermellia X. Rosso> Rick is... uhh... kinda wierd not gonna lie.
[10:33] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Most of my friends are.
[10:33] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Before I came here I sort of accreted a very dysfunctional cohort.
[10:34] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> The "Band of the Broken" we used to call ourselves.
[10:34] <Vermellia X. Rosso> Aww
[10:34] * Vermellia X. Rosso gives Paise a hug even though she's not a hugger
[10:34] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Geh... all right all right :)
[10:34] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte awkwardly returns the hug
[10:35] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte playfully ruffles VErmellia's hair. "Yes, you're invited.
[10:35] <Vermellia X. Rosso> woot! So are you gonna be Paisley Wakefield?
[10:35] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ...AS IF.
[10:36] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> _He_ will take the PEinforte name.
[10:36] * Kaelyn P. Peinforte BUSTS DOWN THE DOOR
[10:36] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> That's not even a question.
[10:36] <Vermellia X. Rosso> (Whoah I Triggered her!)
[10:36] * Kaelyn P. Peinforte has the power of angry pregnancy
[10:36] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> mother!
[10:36] * Kaelyn P. Peinforte has her homunculus on her shoulder
[10:36] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ....Oh god
[10:37] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte swivels around to face KAelyn
[10:37] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> YOU WERE SPYING WEREN'T YOU
[10:37] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> we must begin planning!
[10:37] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Planning what
[10:37] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> ...your wedding
[10:38] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I.. am not planing anything in particular <_<
[10:38] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I Was just going to get it over with.
[10:38] * Kaelyn P. Peinforte LOOMS
[10:38] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte SHRINKS
[10:38] <Vermellia X. Rosso> (Ho boy)
[10:38] * Vermellia X. Rosso slinks back out of range but stays in earhsot
[10:39] * Vermellia X. Rosso basically cane be halfway across the house and setill be in perfect earshot lol
[10:40] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> What's that about the old Klingon Saying...
[10:40] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte thinks fast
[10:40] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> THEN YOU MUST PLAN EVERYTHING
[10:40] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> TO THE MINUTEST DETAIL
[10:41] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> ..
[10:41] * Kaelyn P. Peinforte cracks her knuckles
[10:42] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> - I welcome the challenge -
[10:42] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> (This is not deterring her??)
[10:43] <Anesha> (I have the feeling there is some revenge play going on here.)
[10:44] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte concedes defeat in this matter
[10:44] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> OOF ><
[10:44] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I leave it to you, then, I have no sense for it anyway.
[10:44] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte snrrks
[10:44] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> WILL YOU STOP THAT
[10:44] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Oh look, someone's kicking you on my behalf.
[10:45] * Kaelyn P. Peinforte just looks annoyed
[10:45] *** Kaelyn P. Peinforte has left #suburbansenshi (planning time)
[10:45] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Who's a good little gi-- child~
[10:46] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Yes your friend Paisley will be waiting for you when you exit this rude girl's body like an alien Chestbburster who got its directions wrong after 48 hours of labour~
[10:46] <Vermellia X. Rosso> (egh this is why I'm never doing that stuff)
[10:48] <Anesha> I have the growing feeling shenanigans will ensue♫
[10:49] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Shenangans are a given~
[10:49] <Anesha> Fair enough.
[10:51] * @SpeedRcrX has done up her first updated profile in ages~
[10:51] <@SpeedRcrX> AWW YEAH
[10:51] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Wow you really are going all out with this, I see?
[10:52] <@SpeedRcrX> Yup yup
[11:20] * Anesha checks on some messages in the meantime.
[11:25] * // J_Daito // is working on his profile
[11:31] <// J_Daito //> Finished mine
[11:32] <@SpeedRcrX> Why do we have the same threat level a[BLEEP]le
[11:32] <// J_Daito //> We are rivals.
[11:33] <@SpeedRcrX> It hink by that you mran "I am the superior" and you are the loser.
[11:33] <// J_Daito //> Yes, fi I'm uttering the sentence towards you
[11:33] <@SpeedRcrX> MOTHERF[BLEEP]KER
[11:34] * // J_Daito // levitates upwards "You can't even fly, moiron"
[11:34] <@SpeedRcrX> OH YEAH WELL GUESS WHAT
[11:34] * // J_Daito // has the TITANIUM CUP
[11:35] * @SpeedRcrX has the VIBRANIUM SHOE
[11:35] <// J_Daito //> O_O
[11:35] <// J_Daito //> THIS ISN'T OVER
[11:35] * // J_Daito // is away: researchand development time
[11:36] * @SpeedRcrX lands on the ground smartly
[11:36] <@SpeedRcrX> FINALLY
[11:36] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ...until he upgrades his cup.
[11:37] <@SpeedRcrX> - LEt me have this moment -
[11:37] * Matsumi Kaze will show up sooner or later once SHE STOPS DYING
[11:39] <Anesha> Now that I think on it, haven't there been things out there that actually chewed through Vibranium like it was wet tissue?
[11:44] <@SpeedRcrX> Don't give him ideas.
[12:00] <Anesha> Wasn't referring to him.
[12:02] <@SpeedRcrX>
[12:18] * @SpeedRcrX looks at proffy's new profile.
[12:18] <@SpeedRcrX> Yeah no one will suspect a thing.
[12:20] * @SpeedRcrX is away 
[16:43] * .'~SugaBB_2999~'. looks in the mirror.
[16:43] *** .'~SugaBB_2999~'. is

Her image Song is: "Candy Girl" by New Edition. She is Level 50.

[16:43] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> fak datz outdatad
[16:44] <// J_Daito //> The Petting Zoo has convened over there. Perhaps we should ready the cannons
[16:44] <@Chateaux Concierge> Oh, Jed.
[16:44] <@Chateaux Concierge> I'm so fortified that I would burn your little house to the f[BLEEP]king ground
[16:48] <// J_Daito //> You make fun of it but look where you're standing.
[16:48] <@Chateaux Concierge> What I can't chill here?
[16:48] * // J_Daito // checks her height
[16:49] <// J_Daito //> You can ride the ride
[16:49] <@Chateaux Concierge> if I hear a maxx power joke I'l forcibly reassigning you gender
[16:49] <// J_Daito //> 9_9
[16:50] *** Solarchos [Fallen0081@EnclaveFedCom.Net] has joined #suburbansenshi
[16:50] <@spiritflame> konnichiwa Solarchos
[16:50] <@Chateaux Concierge> But yeah I take monitor things over there and chill here.
[16:50] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> im workang on mai profil
[16:50] <Solarchos> Yeah, leave the "Maxx Power" jokes to the likes of Duelman and Helios
[16:51] <// J_Daito //> They aren't quipped with MY MAXXX power.
[16:51] * @Chateaux Concierge HEADBUTTS JEd into a wall
[16:51] <@Chateaux Concierge> The next head will the one you like more.
[16:51] <Solarchos> Your Maxx Power's only Min/Maxed.
[16:52] <Solarchos> And it's known far and wide as Sad-Saxx
[16:52] <@Chateaux Concierge> Are you... are you rapping right now.
[16:53] <Solarchos> ...
[16:53] <Solarchos> Yes, I guess I am.
[16:54] <Solarchos> And that's a first, ma'am
[16:54] <// J_Daito //> Space marine Rap might actully be a thing I'd want to see. Album title: FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPEROR
[16:56] <Solarchos> Uhhhh, I think it's already been released.
[16:56] <Solarchos> Ultra
[16:58] * // J_Daito // tries to load this on his pentium and just gives up and goes to Ten'ou's laptop
[16:59] <// J_Daito //> ..."Big Boobed Green Women?"
[16:59] <@SpeedRcrX> COSPLAY RESEARCH
[16:59] <// J_Daito //> Uh-huh
[17:00] <// J_Daito //> hah that video neeed to be far, far longer.
[17:00] <Solarchos> Green Women?
[17:00] <// J_Daito //> I was actually impressed.
[17:00] <Solarchos> That can be arranged.
[17:01] <Solarchos> Have the looping version!
[17:02] <Solarchos> Rumor has it that video was recorded on Ultramar itself after Guilliman was resurrected.
[17:05] <// J_Daito //> I approve. For ONCE I will not give you s[BLEEP]t. This was worthy.
[17:07] <@SpeedRcrX> Wow Jed being... nice? chat must have hit him on the head harder than I thought
[17:07] * .'~SugaBB_2999~'. loaks between soler an jad
[17:07] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> /mi obsaves dere legz
[17:07] <@SpeedRcrX> You know NOT THAT I WANT THIS but why am I never a target
[17:08] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> ur ugli
[17:08] <@SpeedRcrX> ......................................................
[17:08] <@SpeedRcrX> ^EYES
[17:08] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> da fak is rong wit u dew u nit hav loksz
[17:11] * .'~SugaBB_2999~'. HAMPS SOLERS LAG
[17:12] <// J_Daito //> I knew if I stayed still long enough she'd forget me
[17:12] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> /mi iz a latle jackhimmer
[17:12] <Solarchos> ....
[17:12] <Solarchos> GET OFF ME!! I'M MARRIED, REMEMBER?!?!?
[17:13] * @SpeedRcrX pries her off with a crowbar to the head
[17:13] * .'~SugaBB_2999~'. cramples lik a ded bag on tits bak
[17:13] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> |_|o
[17:13] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> o i get of alrite
[17:14] <Solarchos> Thank you. Why is she STILL after me?
[17:14] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> shshshshs x_X
[17:14] <@SpeedRcrX> Who knows what goes on in the small peanut-sized region of her head we call "Brain"
[17:16] <Solarchos> I wonder what her IQ actually is.
[17:17] <Solarchos> And you're talking normally again, Haruka. You got deprogrammed from the Usatologists?
[17:17] <@SpeedRcrX> Yeah head trauma does that.
[17:18] <@SpeedRcrX> 'Taru with the Glaive-Butt at Tanagra.
[17:19] <Solarchos> What the frell happened anyway? Did Usagi start her own cult?
[17:20] <@SpeedRcrX> I think she realized the same brainwashing technique that pparently started the war with Nemesis would be good for Rehab therapy.
[17:21] <@SpeedRcrX> But being that she wants to aolways be "The Queen" it became this psychospiritual presentation and yeah
[17:21] <Solarchos> ...That'll end badly.
[17:22] <Solarchos> Has she been watching a lot of "Game of Thrones"?
[17:22] <@SpeedRcrX> I hope not lol
[17:28] <Solarchos> I hope not too. I HATED how it ended.
[17:29] <@SpeedRcrX> Ending would have made sense if they'd given it a season to build up.
[17:29] <@SpeedRcrX> The way it happened it came out of the blue.
[17:29] <Solarchos> I heard that that's precisely what happened. It got cut short by at least a season or two.
[17:31] <Anesha> Makes you wonder if there was some kind of creative issues behind the scenes.
[17:31] <@SpeedRcrX> But see it didn't HAVE TO
[17:31] <@SpeedRcrX> HBO offered them the time.
[17:31] <@SpeedRcrX> They WANTED to rush it
[17:31] <FireFly_9> The Reason is this.
[17:31] <FireFly_9> They're not good at making up their own material.
[17:32] <FireFly_9> They know this.
[17:32] <Solarchos> Rumor has it that they DID have issues.
[17:32] <FireFly_9> They're excellent adapters but when they ran out of books to chew through they had to invent thingsa based on the outline given.
[17:32] <FireFly_9> And you can see how the derpth of story just vanished once they passed the books.
[17:32] <Solarchos> Apparently the writers got hired to do the next Star Wars movie and wanted to end Game of Thrones so they could dedicate their full attention to it.
[17:33] <FireFly_9> Stretching it out further would have been impossibvle for them -- as to THAT weren't they JUST hired on for that?
[17:33] <Solarchos> Nope. It's been rumored that they already knew they were going to be tapped.
[17:34] <FireFly_9> Ugh well.
[17:34] <FireFly_9> It's not like one massive cultural phenomenon was enough.
[17:34] <Solarchos> Lots of shinanigans.
[17:35] <Solarchos> Which is sad because Game of Thrones was excellent during its early seasons.
[17:35] * Solarchos POINTS at Haruka. "Don't you even THINK of trying to create Game of Senshi or something."
[17:35] <Poppy> wait are we talking about the original or the remake?
[17:35] *** Poppy has joined #suburbansenshi
[17:35] <@spiritflame> konnichiwa Poppy
[17:36] * Poppy sips a futuristic drink
[17:36] <FireFly_9> Oh she's tried to murder a ton of us already.
[17:36] * FireFly_9 looks at Poppy.
[17:36] *** Poppy is your average everyday Poppy

[17:36] * Poppy is...yes..a kitsune...but she's awesome so f[BLEEP]k off
[17:36] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ARE YOU POPPY FROM THE INTERNET™
[17:36] <// J_Daito //> Oh s[BLEEP]t flamethrower time
[17:37] <Poppy> ...which internet
[17:37] * // J_Daito // gets the Elon Musk version
[17:37] <Poppy> I brought drinks
[17:37] * Poppy holds up drinks
[17:37] <// J_Daito //> Hello Friend! It is time for the Exterminatus
[17:37] <Poppy> and high class pron
[17:37] <Solarchos> STOP!!!!
[17:37] <@SpeedRcrX> Now now, if rinks was all it would take.... how OLD are you.
[17:37] <Poppy> 23
[17:38] <Solarchos> She is NOT a child.
[17:38] <// J_Daito //> DO NOT WAVER TEN'OU
[17:38] <Solarchos> She's also one of my GRANDCHILDREN from the future.
[17:38] <// J_Daito //> BE STRONG
[17:38] <Poppy> I have neural tap versions as well
[17:38] <Poppy> you get to EXPERIENCE
[17:38] * Poppy drinks
[17:39] <Solarchos> Jedite, if you WANT to try and attack her, I would NOT advise it since she's a Hospitaller.
[17:39] <@SpeedRcrX> I MEAN SHE'S NOT A_KIT_
[17:39] <@SpeedRcrX> SHE GROWN
[17:39] * @SpeedRcrX is kinda desperate here
[17:40] <// J_Daito //> Fine--= Ten'ou what is wrong with you does KAioh not sate your lustful desires?
[17:40] <@SpeedRcrX> I AM THE GAL:ACTUS OF PRON
[17:40] <@SpeedRcrX> I MUST CONSUME IT ALL
[17:40] <Solarchos> That means she will do things with pharmaceuticals that will make your head spin, turn your muscles to rubber, and have your bowels void liquid excrement by the GALLON.
[17:40] <// J_Daito //> I... have nothing to add ot that.
[17:40] <Poppy> ..I can also supply you with the best drugs
[17:41] <// J_Daito //> It's all Right Lag-chos I already said ti was fine several minutes ago
[17:41] <Poppy> sweeet
[17:41] <Reverend_H> Yo yo you you got antyhing ther that can regrow my black stallion yo
[17:41] <Solarchos> And Jedite, what is your hangup about Kits anyway?
[17:41] <// J_Daito //> Not discussing it :P
[17:41] <Poppy> ..only if you want to regrow it as a mass of flesh tearing tenticles
[17:42] <// J_Daito //> I didn't help rebuilt a hous eot get away from kits to spend the day talking about kits.
[17:42] <// J_Daito //> That's logic for you.
[17:42] <Reverend_H> they gotta "tear" cuz I can see how Tentacle d[BLEEP]k could be useful yo
[17:42] <FireFly_9> Disgusting
[17:44] <Solarchos> Poppy, what are you doing here, anyway?
[17:44] <Poppy> mostly to irritate
[17:44] <Poppy> I see a big sign that says "NO KITS ALLOWED"
[17:44] <Poppy> I can't help but poke it with a stick
[17:44] * Solarchos snickers a little.
[17:45] <Solarchos> Yeah, that sounds about right.
[17:45] <@SpeedRcrX> You're not a kit in thr sense that we mean kits :P
[17:45] <@SpeedRcrX> You're a fox
[17:45] <@SpeedRcrX> Wait that sounded wrong
[17:45] <Poppy> no no it's fine
[17:45] <FireFly_9> You'll hit on anything won't you
[17:45] <@SpeedRcrX> THAT'S NOT WHAT I
[17:45] <@SpeedRcrX> ><
[17:45] <@SpeedRcrX> maybe
[17:45] <Solarchos> Michru must be losing her charm on you.
[17:46] <Mdm_Maestro> ¬_¬
[17:46] <Mdm_Maestro> ¬_¬
[17:46] <Katsumi Tenou> >.>
[17:46] <Katsumi Tenou> you're f[BLEEP]ked, mompop
[17:46] <Mdm_Maestro> ¬_¬
[17:47] * Solarchos scoots away from Michru to give her more room at Haruka
[17:47] * Mdm_Maestro taskes out her violin and plays a SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECHING note
[17:47] <@SpeedRcrX> AHHHG AWD MY EAAAARS
[17:47] <Katsumi Tenou> ...*sigh*
[17:48] * Mdm_Maestro takes the moment of distraction to dump a bucket full of water on Haruka
[17:48] * Katsumi Tenou walks over and readjusts Michiru's arm
[17:48] <Katsumi Tenou> ..there
[17:48] <Solarchos> I am glad to see you, Poppy.
[17:48] <Mdm_Maestro> You'll need to make this up to me PROPERLY
[17:48] <Katsumi Tenou> that will increase the volume
[17:48] <Mdm_Maestro> Thank you dear.
[17:48] <Katsumi Tenou> my pleasure, mother
[17:48] * Mdm_Maestro ESCALATES
[17:48] <Solarchos> Soooo, Yubitsume for Haruka>
[17:48] *** Katsumi Tenou has left #suburbansenshi (outta here)
[17:48] <Mdm_Maestro> IT is such a pleasure to deal with someone of culture and refinement.
[17:49] * Katsumi Tenou pokes her head through a portal "I learned from the best"
[17:49] *** Katsumi Tenou has left #suburbansenshi
[17:51] <Mdm_Maestro> Of course you did, dear~ OF course you did. ~
[17:54] <Reverend_H> O HOHO HOHO HO HOH
[17:54] <Mdm_Maestro> ¬_¬
[17:54] <Reverend_H> ohs[BLEEP]tithoughtyoulefttheroomyo
[17:54] * Reverend_H FLEES
[17:54] <Mdm_Maestro> DEEP SUBMERGE!!!
[17:55] <// J_Daito //> ...fierce
[17:55] <Solarchos> He had that coming.
[17:55] * Reverend_H is away: need cpr... stat.. wait...noo... you're a DUDE NO NI I'M OKAY S[BLEEP]T S[BLEEP]T
[17:57] <Solarchos> In the meantime, I must be going. Catch you all later.
[17:57] <@SpeedRcrX> Later~
[17:59] *** Solarchos [Fallen0081@EnclaveFedCom.Net] has left #suburbansenshi ("Not another strategum meeting about Algol. Are they asking me to authorize deploying the ENTIRE Ghost Fox Chapter now?")
[18:08] * @SpeedRcrX is away: Taking everyon out to dinner on minako's dime as shes' funding this prokject
[19:07] <@spiritflame> @Flame Lotus: Reverend_H DJ_Reverend_H does not exist in the database
[19:08] *** Reverend_H has been renamed to DJ_Reverend_H
[19:08] *** DJ_Reverend_H has been renamed to DJ Reverend_H
[19:09] <[gTV]Orlando Timberlake, Esq.> Can I get a better color, this is sickly.
[19:09] <@Flame Lotus> Can you please train you are sickly.
[19:09] <[gTV]Orlando Timberlake, Esq.> Please sensei
[19:10] <@Flame Lotus> You will inherit the seafoam
[19:10] <[gTV]Orlando Timberlake, Esq.> Oh god not the Seafoam
[19:11] <@Flame Lotus> ..I may go back to my old handle as well. I have not decided.
[19:12] <@Flame Lotus> Are you going to stick with that stupid name?
[19:13] <[gTV]Orlando Timberlake, Esq.> Mina gave me tha name <_<
[19:13] <[gTV]Orlando Timberlake, Esq.> And I already did all the paperwork for it.
[19:13] <[gTV]Orlando Timberlake, Esq.> Besides, it makes more sense.
[19:14] <@Flame Lotus> You literally let her you after two men she finds hotter than you.
[19:14] <[gTV]Orlando Timberlake, Esq.> That
[19:14] <[gTV]Orlando Timberlake, Esq.> ....sacrifces had to be made.
[19:14] <[gTV]Orlando Timberlake, Esq.> IT WAS WORTH IT
[19:14] <@Flame Lotus> I see
[19:14] * @Flame Lotus nods
[19:15] <[gTV]Orlando Timberlake, Esq.> ...You're pitying me, aren't you
[19:15] <@Flame Lotus> Yes.
[19:15] <[gTV]Orlando Timberlake, Esq.> You didn't have to be so honest.
[19:15] <@Flame Lotus> It amused me.
[19:17] <@Flame Lotus> You know after all that work there are still two of you running around
[19:18] <[gTV]Orlando Timberlake, Esq.> No no.
[19:18] <[gTV]Orlando Timberlake, Esq.> Oh god that's so much better.
[19:18] <[gTV]Orlando Timberlake, Esq.> I'm legitimately from a completely different universe.
[19:18] <[gTV]Orlando Timberlake, Esq.> Start ot finish, not a branch of this one.
[19:19] <@Flame Lotus> I am fairly certain if we go far back enough the House of Moon and this universe had a common origin
[19:19] <[gTV]Orlando Timberlake, Esq.> Like... SELENOS ERA maybe
[19:20] <Griselda> Ah, time. What a tangled web it weaves, eh?
[19:20] <[gTV]Orlando Timberlake, Esq.> HAH I DON'T NEED ONE because mine is still UP TO DATE
[19:21] * [gTV]C'est_la_V SAILOR V KICKS YOU IN THE NUTS
[19:21] * [gTV]Orlando Timberlake, Esq. crumples over
[19:21] <[gTV]Orlando Timberlake, Esq.> See now whose evening.. have you ruined... yours.
[19:21] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> ...s[BLEEP]t
[19:21] * [gTV]C'est_la_V is away: getting an icepack
[19:22] <@Flame Lotus> You've developed something of a spine?
[19:22] <[gTV]Orlando Timberlake, Esq.> yes but it;s curved from all the being-curled up in a ball I do from the fetal position.
[19:22] <@Flame Lotus> Training on the hell-world will fix that :3
[19:23] <[gTV]Orlando Timberlake, Esq.> You just want ot beat me up
[19:23] <@Flame Lotus> yes
[19:23] <[gTV]Orlando Timberlake, Esq.> ~_~
[19:23] <// J_Daito //> FRIENDSHIP IS THE BEST
[19:23] <@Flame Lotus> i'll lsaughter you too
[19:24] <// J_Daito //> Is that any way to treat me, EIHGF?
[19:24] <@Flame Lotus> The operative word in that acronym is "ex"
[19:24] <@Flame Lotus> And you have let yourself become weak
[19:24] <// J_Daito //> ...You challenge me.
[19:25] * @Flame Lotus and jeite take to an EPIC FIGHT INT HE SKY TOO INCREDIBLE TO BE DETAILED HERE
[19:26] * Reverend_H is now known as DJ Reverend_H
[19:26] <DJ Reverend_H> check check
[19:26] * DJ Reverend_H looks in the mirror.
[19:26] *** DJ Reverend_H is

His image Song is: 'Without Me' by Eminem. He is Level 34.

[19:26] <DJ Reverend_H> AWW YEAH can't wait to update this beeyotch
[19:27] * DJ Reverend_H is away: but gotta fix my d[BLEEP]k first
[21:13] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte changes topic to `@Lego3400: So I... get... a nice 52 inch one. I mean it's old.... but it's nice and big`
[21:14] <@Eitak_Razal> (( You assume I have shame about a phrase like that.... actully it's usally wrong to assume I have shame in general ))
[21:15] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte cares not for shame XD
[22:59] <Joanna Smithson> WHAT
[22:59] <Joanna Smithson> WHAT
[22:59] <Joanna Smithson> WHAT
[22:59] <Joanna Smithson> WHHHHHAT
[22:59] <Joanna Smithson> HOLLLY SHIIIIIT
[23:01] <Joanna Smithson> they're BACK?
[23:01] * @Eitak_Razal is eating a bag of Mini-pop tarts
[23:01] <@Eitak_Razal> Hmm
[23:02] <Joanna Smithson> WH..HOW
[23:02] * Joanna Smithson has been here all this time btw since she put her kid to bed
[23:03] <@Eitak_Razal> Words. Use them
[23:11] <Joanna Smithson> ok so freaking Styles just went full heel and it looks like the bullet club is reforming after they beat the s[BLEEP]t out of richochet
[23:44] <Joanna Smithson> see what i mean?
[23:49] * A rocket is heading towards the house!
[23:51] <Joanna Smithson> what the..fu-
[00:41] <Joanna Smithson> ...
[01:52] *** Joanna Smithson has left #suburbansenshi (what the f[BLEEP]k)
[07:44] *** Updated profiles slowly going up at [url=[/url]
[07:44] *** updated profiles slowly going up at
[21:05] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte has nothing better to do and so takes the challenge
[21:47] <Anesha> Having fun?
[21:51] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I'm sure the person I sent that to did~
[21:52] <Anesha> Heh.
[21:54] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> What have you been up to~?
[21:54] * The TV gets thrown out the window
[21:55] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ...
[21:55] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> All right?
[21:55] <Anesha> .....someone raging pretty hard over there?
[21:55] <Joanna Smithson> ...
[21:55] <Joanna Smithson> ..might have overreacted
[21:55] <Joanna Smithson> still can just...put the TV back together
[21:56] <Anesha> Might have?
[21:56] * TV EXPLODES...then burns to ashes.....then a dog walks over and poops on it before moving on
[21:56] <@SpeedRcrX> NO IT IS MY LIIIIIIFE
[21:56] <Anesha> .....did we take a turn into an Excel Saga sequel or something?
[21:57] * TV is now a massive fire
[22:01] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ...I'd heard about these kinds of nights here but neevr seen them.
[22:02] <Joanna Smithson> should have been here in the old days
[22:02] <Anesha> Nights where someone willingly hurls themself onto a funeral oyre for the TV?
[22:02] <Anesha> ^pyre
[22:02] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> More like "Haruak runs down the street naked and screaming"
[22:02] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> usually she'sd also drunk at the time.
[22:03] <Joanna Smithson> yup the good old days
[22:03] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ...are here again, apparently?
[22:09] <Joanna Smithson> what is with people getting naked or taking their clothes off when drunk?
[22:11] <Anesha> Alcohol's inhibiting tendencies aside, I think it might have something to do with increased blood flow and warmth?
[22:15] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Probably.
[22:16] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I'm glad I don't behave like that when I'm drunk.
[22:16] <Joanna Smithson> ...
[22:17] * Joanna Smithson pulls out a photo on her phone
[22:20] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ..............................
[22:21] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> There were circumstances.
[22:21] <Joanna Smithson> think i have the photo from before that
[22:21] <Anesha> Oh?
[22:21] * Joanna Smithson pulls that photo up on her phone
[22:23] <Joanna Smithson> looks like it was a fun night for you two
[22:24] <Anesha> I'll say~
[22:25] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ...I have no memory of this night.
[22:26] * D. Kakaku Drives up
[22:26] <D. Kakaku> Quit making me wish I was there!
[22:26] * D. Kakaku drives off
[22:26] *** D. Kakaku has left #suburbansenshi (Yeah! Let's go!)
[22:26] <Anesha> about a moment killer.
[22:26] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> So he drove up, yelled that into the window and drove off.
[22:26] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Well he doesn't have to worry about that.
[22:26] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> - Ever. -
[22:28] * Joanna Smithson tries not to laugh
[22:29] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Seriosuly that boy and the liberties he takes I tell you.
[22:31] <@Eitak_Razal> It's not like the door is locked.
[22:31] <Joanna Smithson> why don't you just punch him
[22:32] <Anesha> Honestly, he might enjoy that. >.>
[22:32] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Well I don't mean just that, he's been very familair with me on several occassions.
[22:32] <@Eitak_Razal> That's why I make it clear I can set people on fire.
[22:33] <Joanna Smithson> probably thinks that cause you're around he can just be super friendly to you
[22:33] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> But does he do that to you?
[22:34] <Joanna Smithson> no cause I'm not worth it
[22:36] <@Eitak_Razal> He knows I can set him on fire
[22:36] * D. Kakaku 's Car crashes into the side of the house
[22:36] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ...How does he have a license?
[22:37] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> WELL YOU WERREN'T PERV
[22:37] <Anesha> ...really, boy? Really?
[22:37] * D. Kakaku clicks off of the phone.
[22:37] * Mdm_Maestro marches downstairs "HARUAK STOP SMASHING THE CAR IN.. oh.
[22:37] <D. Kakaku> I'm not going to some expensive bar just to sample a few drinks
[22:38] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> "Haruak" is l;ike the nam eof a Wizard, or Lich.
[22:38] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Or the sound my cat makes spitting up a hariball.
[22:38] <Joanna Smithson> yo mich
[22:39] <@Eitak_Razal> ...Didn't you die in a horrible cheese grater accident?
[22:40] * D. Kakaku checks the self driving software.
[22:40] <D. Kakaku> yeah... definitely taking the wheel back, it's too early for self-driving at this stage.
[22:45] * D. Kakaku 's phone rings
[22:45] * D. Kakaku picks up
[22:46] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte observes all this
[22:46] <D. Kakaku> I SAID I WAS NOT GOING TO THAT BAR AND THAT'S FINAL... oh good evening... yes we'll all be able to make fun of him tomorrow if he doesn't get his live video taken down again
[22:46] <Mdm_Maestro> Where's Haruka?
[22:46] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Naked, Screaming. Street, aflame.
[22:47] * Mdm_Maestro lets out an "again" sign
[22:47] <Mdm_Maestro> ^sigh
[22:47] * Mdm_Maestro shakes her head and stalks off into the night
[22:47] <@Eitak_Razal> I had nothing to do with the fire. Thiss time
[22:49] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> "We didn't start the fire, it wa turning ever since Haruka's crotch was burning?"
[22:49] * D. Kakaku begins laughing
[22:49] <@Eitak_Razal> Haruka's always been burning since tthe world was turning
[22:50] <Joanna Smithson> ......
[22:50] <Joanna Smithson> it completely shocks me you know that song
[22:50] <D. Kakaku> heheh, sorry man, I just heard this funny joke about a fire burning ever since someone was... you know what I'm not finishing that.
[22:53] <D. Kakaku> ... you're really gonna use "Six Fires Over Texas" as a name.... yeah, he'll flip out, but so will people that live near or go to a Six Flags.... yeah he'll throw his electronics, but the name's not worth it.
[22:53] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Why would it shock you? I've seen many AMVS
[22:53] <@Eitak_Razal> It's also probably illegal unless it's a parody
[22:54] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ...Daniel is this how you chat up birds? By saying random, incomprehsnsible things that force them to try and decipher what you're saying and thus p get into a conversation with you?
[22:54] <D. Kakaku> ... give me an hour to come up with 5 better insult sounding names... call ya later.
[22:54] * D. Kakaku hangs up
[22:54] * D. Kakaku gets out of the car.
[22:55] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte sits on Venus sofa almost proprietarily
[22:55] <D. Kakaku> hey Paisley, Joanna, Eitak.
[22:56] <Anesha> (And someone flubbed their perception check. :P)
[22:57] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Evening.
[22:59] <D. Kakaku> what's going on here? ... besides self-driving software caused my car to crash into this house.
[22:59] <D. Kakaku> *causing
[23:00] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Oh just chatting about this and that.
[23:01] <Joanna Smithson> shooting the breeze
[23:01] <Joanna Smithson> unless someone wants to blow s[BLEEP]t up
[23:02] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte yawns. "I would say 'bring it on' but I'm heading home soon."
[23:08] <D. Kakaku> 11 at night, time for the local news.
[23:10] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> its it?
[23:10] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ^is it?
[23:13] * D. Kakaku turns on the tV to see Breaking news of a Burning Smelly person running around Tokyo.
[23:15] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Ahh there she is.
[23:20] <Anesha> I honestly wonder if there's a counter for the number of times Tenou has been on the news for things like this.
[23:22] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> If there is, it's most likely broken.
[23:22] <D. Kakaku> good thing there's the internet and tape archives.
[23:23] * D. Kakaku searches using the JHK's search engine (used for news stories only)
[23:23] <D. Kakaku> mmm 2300 tapes detailing live high-speed chases, grand larceny and the like, and backing that up is over 4000 articles detailing said crimes
[23:26] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Quite the resume. Before I came here we only ever heard how good of a racer she was overseas.
[23:29] <D. Kakaku> I think this headline sums it up best "Japan's Answer to Dale Earnhardt: Ten'ou Haruka" dated February XX, 1993
[23:33] <D. Kakaku> *November XX, 1993
[23:38] <D. Kakaku> what do you think, accurate or not accurate?
[23:39] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I was *five* I have no idea.
[23:40] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte looks at the time
[23:40] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Bugger, I gotta be off.
[23:40] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Night, all~
[23:40] *** @Paisley Pythia Peinforte [paisely_p@firstcircle.karn03-kasterborusrelay.sen] has left #suburbansenshi (My dairy-based frozen confection creates a focal point to which all young males of the species are drawn. You are correct; it is far superior to yours. I could attempt to educate you on the finer points of this subject, but it would require monetary recompense on your part.)
[23:40] <D. Kakaku> good night
[23:52] * Anesha gets a message on her phone, and so checks it. "...yes~"
[23:53] <Anesha> Well, this is where I depart. Seeya♫
[23:53] *** Anesha [VineWhisperer@Makai.dw] has left #suburbansenshi (*off to a good time*)
[19:34] * @Chateaux Concierge is chilling on a random sofa watching sensei punch planets to bits using her long-range sensors
[19:35] <golD_lux> Why is punching planets again?
[19:35] <@Chateaux Concierge> One guess.
[19:35] <golD_lux> ...she lost to Saitama again, huh
[19:35] <@Chateaux Concierge> Yuuurp.
[19:36] <@Chateaux Concierge> You'd think that like being able to defeat ANYONE ELSE IN THE KNOWN UNIVERSE would be enough for her, but no. Sensei's got ambition.
[19:36] <golD_lux> Oh ya mean like how you keep ambushing me because you want to be the #1 Iron Soul student :P
[19:37] <@Chateaux Concierge> Shaddap Goldilocks :P ONE DAY
[19:37] <golD_lux> Quit Dreamin'~ :P
[19:42] <Griselda> Oh you two get along so well~ :P
[19:43] <golD_lux> We do!
[19:44] <@Chateaux Concierge> We're just rivals!
[19:44] * @Chateaux Concierge KICKS Cressida through the roof!
[19:44] * golD_lux POWERDIVES back down and SLAMS Chateaux through the basement and subbasement!
[19:45] <Griselda> Ah, the better kind of rivals, then?
[19:45] * golD_lux 's arm can be seen coming out of the hole and he gives a thumbs up
[19:50] <Griselda> Cool. A lot better than most rivalries I know of.
[19:51] <Griselda> Usually it's those dumbf[BLEEP]ks that have no idea of when it's appropriate to challenge their so-called rivals....
[19:51] <golD_lux> Oh she knocked over a porta-john when I Was in it once.
[19:52] <@Chateaux Concierge> ONE MUST ALWAYS BE PREPARED
[19:54] <Griselda> Classy. :P
[20:05] <@Chateaux Concierge> Enemies don't just wait till you've primped and preened!
[20:13] <Griselda> Honestly, the worst kinds were the ones that tried barging in when I was trying to sleep. Chick broke in and tried giving me this spiel about how she had to outdo me, so I clocked that b[BLEEP]ch hard enough that we had to rename one of our mountains back home.
[20:19] <Griselda> Last I checked she hasn't come back, so she's either learned or she's so far buried she ain't coming back within the next century.
[20:20] <golD_lux> Yeah I don't forgive anyone who interrupts my precious sleepin' time.
[20:21] <Griselda> What made it extra annoying was that up until that point I never even heard of this b[BLEEP]ch.
[20:22] <golD_lux> Wow.
[20:25] <Griselda> Tell me about it. ~_~
[20:29] <golD_lux> Still it means you've got some notoeirty~
[20:30] <Griselda> Eh, kind of a double-edged sword, honestly.
[20:36] <Griselda> I mean, sure, I've gotten admirers and detractors, but there comes a point where you just want to Hakkai away those particular annoyances that don't get the hint after the first 100 attempts.
[20:38] <golD_lux> Yeah I hear that.
[20:42] <Griselda> But enough of that sour and dour crap -- been up to anything interesting?
[20:45] <golD_lux> Trainin' and such, getting ready for July 4tth
[20:46] <Griselda> Oh, right --- gonna be a big ol' fireworks show~
[20:47] <Griselda> I remember hearing there's a dood that enjoys putting on quite the display.
[20:54] <golD_lux> Thqat's be Sunnyside, yeah that's the party I'm preppin' for.
[20:54] <golD_lux> He brings his giant Yacht into Tokyo Bay and lets off so many Fireworks you'd think it's world War VII
[20:56] <Griselda> I remember my older sister talking about a few of his displays. She'd always say "I could see it clear across the wards from my workshop."
[20:58] <Griselda> Part of the fun of doing a little time-tripping. You can see firsthand stuff you only heard or read about.
[20:58] <golD_lux> He's all about putting on a big show.
[21:02] <Griselda> Then I'll know I'm getting my money's worth for this~
[21:07] <Eilean> so what are we talking about?
[21:08] *** Eilean has joined #suburbansenshi
[21:08] <@spiritflame> konbanwa Eilean
[21:08] * Eilean wanders in, looking around
[21:08] <Eilean> ....
[21:08] <Eilean> what is this place
[21:08] <golD_lux> Welcome to Ten'ou House!
[21:08] <Eilean> the what house?
[21:08] <golD_lux> A near-identical copy of the House that used to be where the HOTEL is now.
[21:09] <Griselda> Basically think of this as the "Mature Audiences Only" corner. That about work?
[21:09] <Eilean> ..there was a house there?
[21:09] * @SpeedRcrX descents from the rafters like WCW Sting
[21:09] <@SpeedRcrX> YES AND IT WAS MIIIINE
[21:09] <Eilean> ..yours?
[21:09] <Eilean> ..also what the hell are you doing?
[21:09] * @SpeedRcrX is stuck in the stunt harness
[21:09] <Eilean> ....
[21:10] <@SpeedRcrX> LIKE A PAGAN GOD
[21:10] <Eilean> you're stuck aren't you
[21:10] * @SpeedRcrX twists and turns suspended about a foot off the ground
[21:10] <@SpeedRcrX> ....LIKE A PAGAN goddamit GOD
[21:10] * Eilean rolls her eyes
[21:10] * Eilean pulls out a bow and arrow
[21:10] * @SpeedRcrX helplessly rotates around
[21:10] <Eilean> hold still
[21:10] <Eilean> haven't practiced this s[BLEEP]t in awhile
[21:10] <@SpeedRcrX> wait no no no it's coool
[21:10] <@SpeedRcrX> this is intentional
[21:11] * Eilean draws back the arrow
[21:11] <@SpeedRcrX> just uhh... let me hang her a bit
[21:11] * @SpeedRcrX sweats buckets
[21:11] * Eilean FIRES
[21:11] * there is a smell coming from Haruka's general direction
[21:11] <Eilean> ...
[21:12] <Eilean> ew
[21:12] <golD_lux> - Excuse me -
[21:12] <golD_lux> /angat Suspended liek that you're the PERFECT Punching bag
[21:12] * Griselda gets the camcorder. "Rolling♫"
[21:12] <golD_lux>

[21:12] *** 7979 HIT COMBO!! ABSOLUTE CARNAGE!
[21:12] * @SpeedRcrX is PUMMMELED to within an INCH OF HER LIFE
[21:13] * @SpeedRcrX dangles there bleeding all over the place
[21:13] <Eilean> wait wait I think I can shoot her down
[21:13] * @SpeedRcrX may also smell like pee for some reason too
[21:13] * Eilean notches another arrow
[21:13] * @SpeedRcrX at this point just welcomes death
[21:13] * Eilean aims for the harness holding her up and fires
[21:14] * @SpeedRcrX is cut down and crashes to the floor, concusssed
[21:14] <@SpeedRcrX> X_X
[21:14] <Griselda> Damn, this is good footage♫
[21:15] <Eilean> ha! got it!
[21:16] * @SpeedRcrX weakly raises a middle finger
[21:16] <Eilean> well that was fun
[21:17] <Griselda> Curiosity compels me to ask --- what kind of arrows are you using?
[21:19] <Eilean> eh..nothing special
[21:20] <Griselda> Well, for next time try out these bladed arrows. Favorite of mine when I want to decapitate someone from a distance.
[23:01] * Eilean pours herself a drink
[23:08] * Griselda takes a moment to stretch.
[00:04] <Eilean> hm
[00:05] <DD_Girl_Green> is this house a replacement?
[00:09] <Eilean> nope
[00:09] <Eilean> well not really it sounds like
[00:10] <DD_Girl_Green> how so?
[00:20] <Eilean> no clue
[00:31] <DD_Girl_Green> how's kyra?
[00:32] <Eilean> eh?
[00:32] <Eilean> sleeping
[00:32] * Eilean drinks another ale
[00:38] <DD_Girl_Green> same with Mira and Gem
[00:58] * Eilean offers green an ale
[01:00] <Eilean> here
[01:02] * DD_Girl_Green takes and drinks the ginger ale
[01:03] * Eilean isn't serving ginger's actual know..the alchoal
[01:04] * DD_Girl_Green looks even greener than usual.
[01:05] <Eilean> wait only takes you one drink?
[01:05] <DD_Girl_Green> it does not taste like wine.
[01:06] <Eilean>'s ale
[01:07] <DD_Girl_Green> ale? I heard a lot about red drinking a whole barrel of it
[01:08] <Eilean> ......
[01:08] <Eilean> sounds like a dwarf
[01:09] <DD_Girl_Green> barrel after barrel
[01:09] <DD_Girl_Green> I mean, I'm sure you've seen her drinking a lot of it.
[01:25] <Eilean> oh yeah
[01:29] <DD_Girl_Green> are you doing anything tomorrow?
[01:38] <Eilean> no clue
[01:38] <Eilean> welp I'm going to go...
[01:38] <Eilean> cause I'm tired...and it's quiet...and I'm sure there are dragons out there
[01:38] <Eilean> night
[01:38] <DD_Girl_Green> good night, eilean
[01:38] *** Eilean has left #suburbansenshi
[01:38] * DD_Girl_Green tries ... never mind
[01:38] *** DD_Girl_Green [] has left #suburbansenshi
[14:11] <// J_Daito //> There was a youma in the house.
[14:12] <@SpeedRcrX> Next time you can make it your servant
[14:12] <// J_Daito //> Eh, they were largely useless
[14:12] <// J_Daito //> But cheap labor
[14:12] <// J_Daito //> Good fodder for throwing against the senshi
[14:13] <@SpeedRcrX> Is it true that there are like halls with sculptures in them depciting the senshi has like vengeful gods?
[14:13] * // J_Daito // shrugs
[14:14] <// J_Daito //> I never paid too much attention to them. There was one I liked and she died.
[14:15] <@SpeedRcrX> that sucks
[14:16] * // J_Daito // shrugs
[14:16] <// J_Daito //> It is what it is
[14:20] <Sumi Mattine> so what's going on today?
[14:20] *** Sumi Mattine has joined #suburbansenshi
[14:20] <@spiritflame> konnichiwa Sumi Mattine *** Happy Independence Day [US]!!
[14:23] <// J_Daito //> I'm rmemebering dead people.
[14:24] <@SpeedRcrX> Deep~
[14:24] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I'm enjoying youtube videos of Americans setting their palm trees on fire with fireworks
[14:26] <Sumi Mattine> ..
[14:27] <Sumi Mattine> where I cam from...we burned the bodies of our prisoners to celebrate
[14:27] <// J_Daito //> I approve~
[14:27] <// J_Daito //> Did you leave the ehads for use on pikes?
[14:27] <Sumi Mattine> no
[14:28] <// J_Daito //> That was always fun
[14:28] <Sumi Mattine> we cut off the arms, then sharpened the tips..and then put the heads on them
[14:29] * // J_Daito // makes like this curly-lipped grinch smile
[14:29] <Sumi Mattine> why waste
[14:29] <// J_Daito //> That's amazing
[14:29] * // J_Daito // makes notes
[14:30] <Sumi Mattine> the Mars clan was crueler
[14:30] <Sumi Mattine> they would tie theirs to stakes..and then slowly burn them from the inside out
[14:31] <// J_Daito //> Tch.
[14:31] <// J_Daito //> I've been ont he recieving end of mars fire.
[14:31] <@SpeedRcrX> LOL didn't you have to play dead to get her to leave that one time
[14:31] <// J_Daito //> F[BLEEP]k you I have transcended such limits.
[14:32] <// J_Daito //> Now the only fire she sets is in my dark trousers
[14:32] <@SpeedRcrX> and So will Sakura April if she hears that
[14:33] <Sumi Mattine> ..I remember when we killed the leader of the Uranian clan
[14:36] <@SpeedRcrX> Yeah well I remember when umm
[14:36] <@SpeedRcrX> When umm
[14:36] <// J_Daito //> Yes?
[14:37] <@SpeedRcrX> Dude the Twlight Zone is on this is awesome
[14:37] <@SpeedRcrX> Check it out
[14:37] * @SpeedRcrX redirects her attention to the TV
[14:37] <Sumi Mattine> ?
[14:38] <@SpeedRcrX> Check it out
[14:38] * @SpeedRcrX points to the tV
[14:44] * Sumi Mattine throws a blade into the TV
[14:46] <@SpeedRcrX> ...DUDE
[14:46] <@SpeedRcrX> Why?
[14:46] <@SpeedRcrX> Those cost money!
[14:47] <Sumi Mattine> cause it upsets you
[14:47] * @Flame Lotus fixes it
[14:47] <Sumi Mattine> and it amuses me
[14:47] <@SpeedRcrX> Just enjoy thr story :P
[14:53] * Sumi Mattine sits down with a drinking horn and watches
[15:05] <golD_lux> Well s[BLEEP]t
[15:06] * golD_lux has moved to: [ Marylin Monroe dress ]
[15:06] <golD_lux> [Marylin Monroe dress] The party got cancelled
[15:06] <Sumi Mattine> not surprised
[15:06] <@SpeedRcrX> Eh, I can see how Sunnyside's usual brand of Americana wouldn't go down will
[15:06] <Sumi Mattine> ....
[15:06] <Sumi Mattine> can I be f[BLEEP]king honest
[15:07] <@SpeedRcrX> It doesn't fit the times. Yeah.
[15:07] <Sumi Mattine> why areyou talking about this s[BLEEP]t here
[15:07] * @The Intern has moved to: [ Party Dress ]
[15:07] <Sumi Mattine> you guys come here to escape and yet you drag this depressing s[BLEEP]t in with you
[15:07] <golD_lux> [Marylin Monroe dress] Well just because my evening got ruined.
[15:07] <@SpeedRcrX> Sorry
[15:07] <@SpeedRcrX> Yeah
[15:07] <Sumi Mattine> f[BLEEP]k this
[15:07] <Sumi Mattine> I'm getting drunk
[15:07] <Sumi Mattine> and so are you
[15:07] <@SpeedRcrX> SHARE that s[BLEEP]t
[15:08] <@SpeedRcrX> thank you
[15:08] <@SpeedRcrX> I'll take a brewski
[15:09] <@The Intern> [Party Dress] I'll take some as well, I'm not working right now so I'll let myself get a little buzzed.
[15:09] <Sumi Mattine> cause this is f[BLEEP]king s[BLEEP]t
[15:09] <Sumi Mattine> time to get angry..get f[BLEEP]ked over...and blow something up
[15:10] <@The Intern> [Party Dress] Can we wait to blow up the house until after ther marathon?
[15:10] * @The Intern [Party Dress] is interested in this story
[15:17] <@The Intern> [Party Dress] Looking at this I am willing to bet he didn't escape at all.
[15:17] <golD_lux> [Marylin Monroe dress] Well you're morbid Nixie
[15:18] <@The Intern> [Party Dress] The audio modulation turns ther Union soldiers into monsters.
[15:26] <golD_lux> [Marylin Monroe dress] This really feels odd for a Twilight Zone story
[15:26] <golD_lux> [Marylin Monroe dress] very impressionistic and such
[15:28] <@The Intern> [Party Dress] I still think he's already dying and this "escape" is his last moments.
[15:29] <golD_lux> [Marylin Monroe dress] So Morbid Nixie
[15:29] <@The Intern> [Party Dress] It's a common trope in human storytelling of this nature.
[15:32] <@The Intern> [Party Dress] I KNEW IT
[15:32] <golD_lux> [Marylin Monroe dress] .....geez
[15:32] * @The Intern [Party Dress] pumps her fist
[15:33] <golD_lux> [Marylin Monroe dress] Wwo you're a little too enthusiastic there
[15:33] <@The Intern> [Party Dress] II enjoy solving a mystery!
[15:33] <golD_lux> [Marylin Monroe dress] But it's so tragic T_T
[15:34] <@The Intern> [Party Dress] Yeah I guess :<
[15:34] * @The Intern [Party Dress] pouts cutely
[15:34] * golD_lux [Marylin Monroe dress] laughs and gives ehr a gentle headlock-huggle
[15:37] * @SpeedRcrX is in the corner lighting a fart on fire
[15:37] <@Flame Lotus> NO
[15:37] * @Flame Lotus dropkicks Haka out the window
[15:38] * @SpeedRcrX only got halfway out the window though. The explosion takes out half the house.
[15:38] *** House Kill Count: 4.5
[15:38] * golD_lux [Marylin Monroe dress] uses her body to block the blast from everyone else
[15:39] <@The Intern> [Party Dress] ...Is it always like this here?
[15:39] <golD_lux> [Marylin Monroe dress] Pretty Much yeah?
[15:40] * @Flame Lotus rebuids but has also punched Haruak right to the moon for now. We would play "Fly Me to the Moon™ here but we are too cheap to licernse the rights.
[15:40] * // J_Daito // gets a telescope and looks
[15:41] <// J_Daito //> ...Yeah she landed right ont he moon Crescent Spire. Excellent control.
[15:41] * @Flame Lotus dusts off her hands
[15:41] <@Flame Lotus> I have not lost my touch
[15:42] <@Eitak_Razal> I'm pretty sure Bayonetta has the rights to that music
[15:42] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Then she needs to license it to Netflix
[15:42] <// J_Daito //> They aren't worethy of her grace
[15:43] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte gorans
[15:43] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ^groans
[15:43] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte KICKS a Typo-demon
[15:43] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Lord they're all over this house
[15:43] * the only fireworks Matsumi are having is getting her body blown to pieces again
[15:44] * [gTV]C'est_la_V is havign her "foreworks" with Timberlake-chan under a tarp somewhere ♡
[15:44] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> ^FIRE
[15:44] * @Sakura X. Aino sets up a cone of silence
[15:44] <golD_lux> [Marylin Monroe dress] Hiya Mom!
[15:45] <@Sakura X. Aino> Man if she's not cvareful I'll have a 1337A counterpart
[15:45] * golD_lux [Marylin Monroe dress] snorts
[15:45] <Miyuki Collins> how do you know she won't..HOW DO YOU KNOW
[15:45] <@The Intern> [Party Dress] Hwllo Lady Blyl... err, Mina
[15:45] * Miyuki Collins has her legs up against a sofa and just relaxing
[15:45] <@Sakura X. Aino> I DON'T :O
[15:46] <@Sakura X. Aino> Minaa?
[15:46] <@Sakura X. Aino> Sakura LOL
[15:46] * @The Intern [Party Dress] MIGHT BE INTOXICATED RIGHT NOW
[15:46] * Miki Kaze has brought some fireworks from the future
[15:46] <Miki Kaze> I think I got the right ones
[15:47] <@Sakura X. Aino> Though I can totally do a good mom impression
[15:47] * @Sakura X. Aino adopts a bossy pose
[15:47] * Griselda has the camcorder going. "Hey Miki, check this out from the other night♫"
[15:47] <Miki Kaze> Sakura, do you have a light?
[15:48] * Miki Kaze tries not to laught
[15:48] <golD_lux> [Marylin Monroe dress] Oh god
[15:48] <Miyuki Collins> mom..why are we even here..this isn't our holiday
[15:48] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> The deadliest question.
[15:48] <Miki Kaze> miyuki..we're seeing family and friends
[15:48] <Miki Kaze> that's what this is about
[15:48] * @SpeedRcrX crashes rthreough the celing
[15:48] <Miki Kaze> besides, you like seeing your Aunt Sakura
[15:48] <@SpeedRcrX> THIS HOLIDA
[15:49] <@SpeedRcrX> I DECLARE THIS DAY
[15:49] <@SpeedRcrX> HARUKA DAY
[15:49] * Miki Kaze just barely avoids getting squashed
[15:49] * @Eitak_Razal produces a folding fan to hide her face, and is very clearly trying NOT to laugh
[15:49] * @SpeedRcrX changes topic to `HAPPY F[BLEEP]KING HARUKA DAY`
[15:49] <@Eitak_Razal> No.
[15:49] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Wait are we celebrating you f[BLEEP]king?
[15:49] <@Eitak_Razal> We're not doing that
[15:49] <@SpeedRcrX> YES
[15:50] * Miki Kaze glances around "Miki, have you seen Hektor?"
[15:50] <Miki Kaze> ^ Miyuki
[15:50] <golD_lux> [Marylin Monroe dress] gross
[15:50] * Miki Kaze might have drunk before she came here
[15:50] * @The Intern [Party Dress] vomits in a corner
[15:50] <Miyuki Kaze> no, mom >.>
[15:50] * @Eitak_Razal has a mostly full glass of wine next to her.
[15:50] * Mdm_Maestro is interested in celebtating this holidday. NOW
[15:51] <golD_lux> [Marylin Monroe dress] TARP
[15:51] <golD_lux> [Marylin Monroe dress] TARP IN AISLE 6
[15:51] * Miki Kaze throws a tarp over michiru
[15:51] * @Sakura X. Aino takes care of it
[15:51] * Miki Kaze finally gets the firework lit!
[15:51] * Mdm_Maestro is double tarped but it does not stop the SEISMIC CELEBRATIONS
[15:52] * the house shakes like the 1966 star trek enterprise set
[15:52] * the firework glows..then's a quantium tunnel will explode later
[15:52] <golD_lux> [Marylin Monroe dress]
[15:52] * golD_lux [Marylin Monroe dress] and the otgers stagger from left.. .to RIGTH!
[15:52] <golD_lux> [Marylin Monroe dress] THE Whole... HOUSE.. is! Shaking!
[15:52] <Miki Kaze> SHIELDS SHIEILDS!
[15:52] <@The Intern> [Party Dress] The power... of their! PASSION is too. Stong!
[15:53] * @Eitak_Razal bounces in her chair
[15:53] * The celing plaster is falling downa nd random things are explosing in sparks
[15:53] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte stumbles and flies from left ot right as she is thrown by the having and bucking floor!
[15:54] <@Flame Lotus> can. the HOUSE take. MUCH! more? ?
[15:54] <@Eitak_Razal> You built it
[15:54] * the house / haruka / michiru EXPLODES
[15:54] <Miki Kaze> ....
[15:54] * House Kill count 5.5.
[15:54] <@Eitak_Razal> Whelp they're dead
[15:54] *** ^
[15:54] <Miyuki Collins> ew
[15:54] *** no difernet kind of explosion <_<
[15:54] * @Flame Lotus rebuilds the house again
[15:55] * @Flame Lotus also bathes the place in hand sanitizer
[15:55] <golD_lux> [Marylin Monroe dress] I am minty fresh
[15:55] <@The Intern> [Party Dress] I think this is mango-scented
[15:55] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Yeah
[15:55] <Griselda> I smell berries.
[15:55] <Miki Kaze> oh my six
[15:56] <golD_lux> [Marylin Monroe dress] I train hard and eat my vitamins!
[15:56] * Miki Kaze has spotted Cressida...and is now in full aunt mode
[15:56] <Griselda> :3
[15:56] <@Sakura X. Aino> Miki McMikster!
[15:56] * Miki Kaze goes into a whole spiel about how much she's become such a wonderful woman and how she's so proud of her and just..won't..elave her
[15:56] * @Sakura X. Aino GLOMPS Miki
[15:56] <Miki Kaze> Sakura!
[15:56] * Miki Kaze HUGS BACK
[15:56] <Miyuki Collin> mom please >.>
[15:56] <@Sakura X. Aino> Eyyyyyyyy
[15:57] * Miyuki Collin tries to step away
[15:57] * @The Intern [Party Dress] laughs
[15:57] <Griselda> XD
[15:57] <Miki Kaze> Miyuki..where are you going
[15:58] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte watches Michiru and Haruak stagger off walking oddly
[15:58] <Miyuki Collins> ....nowhere >.>
[15:59] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte sympathises with trying to evade large social gatherings
[15:59] <Griselda> Ah, that lovely contrast between parent and child. :P
[16:00] * Miki Kaze drags Miyuki over "come and say hello to your Aunt Sakura!"
[16:00] <Miyuki Collins> mom she's not my aunt! you're not related to her!
[16:01] <@Sakura X. Aino> ONE DOES NOT NEED BLOOOD
[16:02] <Griselda> Yeah, y'know the old say "Blood is thicker than water"? Turns out it's a purposefully shortened phrase.
[16:02] * golD_lux [Marylin Monroe dress] sees as new Twilight Zone episode is on
[16:02] <@The Intern> [Party Dress] oh?
[16:03] <@The Intern> [Party Dress] What's the full phrase?
[16:03] <Griselda> "The Blood of the Covenant is far thicker than the Water of the Womb". That's the full saying --- it's the kinships you choose to make that will last far longer than any blood ties.
[16:03] <Miyuki Collins> you are so weird...
[16:03] <@Sakura X. Aino> Am I "weird" or is everyone else just "normal"? Hmm? HMM?
[16:04] <Miki Kaze> this is eldest..I'm sure you met her once......or did you time travel to meet her
[16:05] <@Sakura X. Aino> Probably a bit of both
[16:05] <Griselda> I mean, hell, my older sister's adopted, and her co-worker was more or less welcomed in, but we love each other all the same.
[16:06] <Miki Kaze> and then there's Hektor...somewhere
[16:06] <Miki Kaze> and my sweet little precious star ^^
[16:07] <@Sakura X. Aino> :D
[16:07] * Miyuki Collins tries to scoot away again >.>
[16:09] * Miki Kaze YANKS her daughter back
[16:10] <Miki Kaze> hahaha ^^
[16:13] * golD_lux [Marylin Monroe dress] is arm-wrestling Chateaux
[16:13] <@The Intern> [Party Dress] Can you stop tryign to impress
[16:14] <golD_lux> [Marylin Monroe dress] Never!
[16:14] <@Chateaux Concierge> I WILL BE THE APPKE OF SENSEI'S EYES
[16:14] <@Chateaux Concierge> ^APPLE
[16:14] * @Chateaux Concierge increases her arm density to super ultra dense
[16:15] * golD_lux [Marylin Monroe dress] summons her KI and pushes back
[16:15] * @Flame Lotus nodsnods
[16:15] <@Sakura X. Aino> r-chan why are you encouraging them :P
[16:16] <@Flame Lotus> _you_ could stand to train as well :P
[16:16] <@Sakura X. Aino> You really are on a kick lately :P you made the Hell-World and you're actively being again :P
[16:19] <@Flame Lotus> I will admit to having pride in my school
[16:19] <@Flame Lotus> and my pupils
[16:19] <Matsumi Kaze> THIS IS F[BLEEP]KING HEL-
[16:19] <@Flame Lotus> and i need to work off the frsutration of contactly being bested by saitama-sama
[16:19] * Matsumi Kaze is kileld again on hell world
[16:19] <golD_lux> [Marylin Monroe dress] Well it gives you something to shoot for?
[16:20] <@Yaijinden> Wait. Wait wait wait.
[16:20] <golD_lux> [Marylin Monroe dress] A YAI
[16:20] <@Yaijinden> Who now?
[16:20] <Griselda> So have you been doing the 100 push-ups, 100 sit-ups, 100 squats, and 10km run everyday?
[16:20] <@Sakura X. Aino> God-pop!!!
[16:20] <@Yaijinden> Well sup there you too!
[16:21] <@Yaijinden> And you two!
[16:21] <@Flame Lotus> Saitama.
[16:21] <Miki Kaze> hello Yai!
[16:21] <@Yaijinden> (Behold my homonym mastery)
[16:21] <@Yaijinden> Saiwhoma.
[16:21] <@Flame Lotus> Every time he punches me I am physically discorporated for a time
[16:21] <@Flame Lotus> it is VERY annoying
[16:21] <@Yaijinden> Like
[16:21] <@Yaijinden> f[BLEEP]king
[16:21] <@Yaijinden> -how-
[16:21] * @Flame Lotus describes a baldy in a cape
[16:21] <@Flame Lotus> I don't KNOW
[16:21] * @Yaijinden stares blankly, uncomprehending
[16:22] <@Flame Lotus> if I could discver the scret to his power
[16:22] <Griselda> When you can punch so hard that reality gets the bends. I like him♫
[16:22] <@Flame Lotus> I would add it to my own powerset
[16:22] <golD_lux> [Marylin Monroe dress] But you can already One-Punch most everything!
[16:22] <@Flame Lotus> NOT F[BLEEP]KING HIM<
[16:22] * @Flame Lotus is visibly upset
[16:22] <@Yaijinden> I just.
[16:22] <@Yaijinden> What a tweest!
[16:23] <@Flame Lotus> I cannot even lay HANDS on him
[16:23] * Miki Kaze offers some tea
[16:23] * @Flame Lotus sips and calms
[16:23] <@Yaijinden> Shocked! Astounded! Startled! Dumbfounded!
[16:23] <@Eitak_Razal> I thought Lay Hands On was a healing spell
[16:23] <@Chateaux Concierge> It's okay Sensei. We love you.
[16:24] * @Flame Lotus grumbles about wanting to win more than wating love
[16:24] <golD_lux> [Marylin Monroe dress] Aww Sensei
[16:24] * golD_lux [Marylin Monroe dress] and Chat and mom hug at once
[16:24] * @Flame Lotus spins them around and has all three of them in a headlock somehow
[16:25] <@Flame Lotus> Less hug. more train
[16:25] <golD_lux> [Marylin Monroe dress] Hai, hai~
[16:25] <@Chateaux Concierge> Taskmaster lol
[16:25] <@Yaijinden> Yes, do more kung fu for my amusement!
[16:25] * @Chateaux Concierge and cressida do epis battle outside for a while, ripping up half the neighborhood in the rprocess
[16:26] <@Yaijinden> yes yes
[16:26] * @Chateaux Concierge SUPLEXES CRESSIDA THOUGH THE ROOF
[16:26] * golD_lux [Marylin Monroe dress] SMASHES through it, DECIMATING HOTARU'S LAMP COLLECTION
[16:26] <@Sakura X. Aino> O SHI
[16:26] * Griselda looks over to Yai. "So this is the infamous YaiGai my sis talked about?"
[16:26] <FireFly_9> - SILENCE GLAIVE SURPRISE! -
[16:27] <Miki Kaze> oh no!
[16:27] *** there is basically enough time to see the world melt into white
[16:27] <Miyuki Collins> ...
[16:27] *** House Kill Count: 6.5. One set of Dragonball wishes later
[16:27] <golD_lux> [Marylin Monroe dress] Wwo what happened
[16:27] <@Chateaux Concierge> Hot sure...
[16:27] <@Chateaux Concierge> ^not
[16:28] <@Chateaux Concierge> I think we were all evaporated there for a second
[16:28] <@Flame Lotus> Not me. I was the one who got the dragonballs
[16:28] <golD_lux> [Marylin Monroe dress] Well you're just special
[16:28] <Miyuki Collins> did you have to do that, Aunt Hotaru ><
[16:29] * FireFly_9 loungges on a sofa eyes half-lidded, pocky in her mouth like a cigarette
[16:29] <Griselda> ....I think I got missed. That or the real weirdness in my blood flared up again.
[16:29] <FireFly_9> That was amazing
[16:29] <golD_lux> [Marylin Monroe dress]
[16:29] <@Sakura X. Aino> I uhh... yeah
[16:29] <Miyuki Collins> mom..why is she
[16:29] <Miki Kaze> >.>
[16:30] * FireFly_9 shivers and mumbles something about the second coming
[16:30] <@Eitak_Razal> ....
[16:30] <@The Intern> [Party Dress] I hope that was a Yeats quote
[16:30] <Griselda> How long do you want to bet she had that pent up?
[16:30] <golD_lux> [Marylin Monroe dress] I don't think ti was
[16:30] <@Yaijinden> I've decided it is.
[16:30] * FireFly_9 is so mellow now
[16:30] <Miki Kaze> it wasn't >.>
[16:31] <@Yaijinden> I've Decided It Is.
[16:31] <@Flame Lotus> Probably for the best
[16:32] <@Yaijinden> Anyway, theoretically, yes, I am a Yai. What is a you!
[16:32] <FireFly_9> Oh glorrious Eschaton
[16:32] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Oi I heard Hotaru is long-distance dating L
[16:32] <golD_lux> [Marylin Monroe dress] L is kinda dead?
[16:32] <FireFly_9> It's very long distance.
[16:33] * FireFly_9 's face right now is a perpetual :3
[16:34] * setsy_meiou emerges from the closet
[16:34] <@Eitak_Razal> and now Setsuna came out of the closet
[16:34] <@Eitak_Razal> Pride month was last month guys
[16:34] <@Yaijinden> Being dead is just a state of mind, mang
[16:34] <Griselda> I am a Griselda. I'm from a little over to the right, slightly back more left, one leap forward, a little perpendicular and that's my time~
[16:35] <setsy_meiou> I drreamt I'd exploded in a cloud of white passionate bliss but it was just Hotaru-chan destroying the world
[16:35] <@Yaijinden> Congratulations! Tell me more.
[16:36] * setsy_meiou retreats back into the closet like a cuckoo from a cukoo-clock that has sung its song and must now depart
[16:36] <Griselda> Basically my twin bro and I ended up here 'cause we'd heard stories of all shorts of hilarious shenanigans and decided (well, I decided) to be part of the fun~
[16:37] <@Yaijinden> This is definitely a place within those sorts of things happen.
[16:37] <@Yaijinden> Theoretically, at least.
[16:38] <@Yaijinden> One hopes they are mostly flattering things you have heard, but accepts they are probably not.
[16:39] * @SpeedRcrX comes back now walking normally
[16:39] <@SpeedRcrX> guys when punched me to tbe moon i may have stoken the moon computer fairy person thing
[16:39] <@SpeedRcrX> and then it got loose and now it's in the internet
[16:40] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ...what is wrong with yoiu
[16:40] <@SpeedRcrX> It's not me it's the fairy
[16:40] * Miki Kaze facepalms
[16:40] <@SpeedRcrX> I think it's discovered redtube
[16:40] <golD_lux> [Marylin Monroe dress] D:
[16:41] <@SpeedRcrX> I think it may have also discorevered reddit and 4ch
[16:41] <FireFly_9> ...What have you done to the Moon Computer Fairy
[16:41] <@SpeedRcrX> Well I think at this juncuture the appropriate question is what is it going to do to us
[16:42] <@SpeedRcrX> what if it becomes some kind of pycho lunar skynet
[16:42] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> WHY DID YOU EVEN STEAL THE FAIRY
[16:42] <@SpeedRcrX> It was hot
[16:42] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ....and?
[16:42] <@SpeedRcrX> I may or may not have beeen.. ."curious"
[16:43] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Oh my god
[16:43] <FireFly_9> Oh my god
[16:43] * Somewhere on the internet the fairy has taken up camgirlling
[16:43] <@Eitak_Razal> Meh. I'm sure Aura will deal with it.
[16:43] * It is starting to make a fair bit of money at it
[16:43] <Griselda> Madre de Dios~
[16:44] * Aura doesn't care about the internet anymore and and has hidden away in a private corner with her daughter. Screw you humans
[16:44] <@Eitak_Razal> Also wasn't the fairy Queen Serenity I?
[16:44] * well right now it's the fairy that's getting...
[16:45] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Haruka have you corrupted the first queen of the Serenity line
[16:45] <@SpeedRcrX> Maaaaaaaybe <_<
[16:45] <@SpeedRcrX> But surely what harm could come froma sex obsessed Moon Rabbit?
[16:45] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> /mi GLAMP YAI
[16:46] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> /mi hamps dat foat~ hhshshshshshshshshshs
[16:46] <Griselda> Ask and ye shall receive. :P
[16:46] <@SpeedRcrX> ....
[16:46] <@Yaijinden> D:
[16:46] <@Yaijinden> No no I need that
[16:46] <@Eitak_Razal> 50 more moon rabbits
[16:46] <@Yaijinden> get it off GET IT OFF
[16:46] * for now the moon fairy goes underground. FOR NOW
[16:46] <@Yaijinden> OH GOD PHRASING
[16:47] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> o i em gattitng tit of al rite :3
[16:47] * @SpeedRcrX removes Chibiusa off with a crowbar... tot he head
[16:47] <golD_lux> [Marylin Monroe dress] You keep doing that shes' going to get concussed
[16:47] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> /mi layz on da gewnd lik a ded bag
[16:48] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> o[___
[16:48] <@Yaijinden> Pardon me while I burn this leg
[16:48] <@Yaijinden> Who has a sharp edge around here
[16:48] * @SpeedRcrX lights fart on fire to acocmodate leg burning and blows up half the house
[16:48] *** hous Kill Count 7? 8? Thanks for the round number.
[16:49] <@Yaijinden> FIRE STILL HURTS
[16:49] * @Flame Lotus fixes it
[16:49] <@Yaijinden> NEWS AT 11
[16:49] * Griselda sets up a shower (with curtain), slips in, and then slips back out all clean.
[16:49] <Griselda> Much better.
[16:49] <@SpeedRcrX> INTERN can you make a killcount thing
[16:50] <@The Intern> [Party Dress] Maybe on a noght when I'm not on a date with my wife <_<
[16:50] <golD_lux> [Marylin Monroe dress] Yeah stop volunteering her :P
[16:51] * @The Intern [Party Dress] pouts :P
[16:51] <@The Intern> [Party Dress] I wonder how many times it has been destroyed in the past
[16:52] <@Sakura X. Aino> I did a few research papers on that
[16:52] <@Sakura X. Aino> I think the true count lies in the low hundreds.
[16:52] * Miki Kaze wonders when that firework she fired will reappear
[16:52] <@The Intern> [Party Dress] Well if you all can pick a number I'll set it up later.
[16:53] * @SpeedRcrX scrachs her butt. something feels odd
[16:53] <@SpeedRcrX> that a fu--
[16:53] *** Haruka kill count +1
[16:53] * @SpeedRcrX 's goop is all over the floor and celing
[16:54] <@Flame Lotus> Ugh
[16:54] <Miki Kaze> oh there it went
[16:54] * @SpeedRcrX revives but in like 40 micro-versions
[16:54] * Think Evil dead
[16:54] * @SpeedRcrX is now known as 40 Tiny Harukas
[16:55] <@40 Tiny Harukas> oh what the f[BLEEP]k is this
[16:55] <@Yaijinden> what has God and Nature allowed to transpire
[16:55] * @40 Tiny Harukas scatter in all differnt directions
[16:55] <// J_Daito //> ...
[16:55] <// J_Daito //> Someone get me a sledgehammer. It's time to play whack-a-ruka
[16:56] <golD_lux> [Marylin Monroe dress] I think one got in my hair
[16:56] * // J_Daito // sledehammers her in the head
[16:56] <golD_lux> [Marylin Monroe dress] ¬_¬
[16:56] * golD_lux [Marylin Monroe dress] of course is not affected by kinetic impact
[16:57] * golD_lux [Marylin Monroe dress] places her hand on jedite's face and releases the energy buildup
[16:57] * // J_Daito // SAILS back through a few walls
[16:57] * // J_Daito // ends up embeeded in hthe side of a dumpster outside
[16:58] * Miki Kaze just moves out of the way
[16:59] * golD_lux [Marylin Monroe dress] tosses her hair like it's a Revlon commercial
[17:00] <Miyuiki Collin> ..f[BLEEP]king show off
[17:00] <Miki Kaze> MIYUKI!
[17:00] <Miyuki Collins> well she totally is!
[17:02] <golD_lux> [Marylin Monroe dress] Huh?
[17:02] <golD_lux> [Marylin Monroe dress] Don't hate me because I'm Beautiful™
[17:02] * Miyuki Collins just bristles at this
[17:02] <Miyuki Collins> grrrr
[17:02] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I smell a rivalry
[17:03] * // J_Daito // comes back in, cracking his neck
[17:03] * // J_Daito // has a few of the 40 Harukas on his shoulders
[17:03] <// J_Daito //> God these things are everywhere
[17:03] * // J_Daito // flings a few against a wall and they splt satisfyingly
[17:03] <Miyuki Collins> all you do is punch things
[17:05] <golD_lux> [Marylin Monroe dress] Hey!
[17:05] <golD_lux> [Marylin Monroe dress] I kick things too :P
[17:05] <Miyuki Collins> well it's true!
[17:05] <Miyuki Collins> ....yeah well....
[17:05] <Miyuki Collins> um...
[17:05] * Miyuki Collins growls and slams her fist against the wall.....and you can just hear the bones break
[17:05] <Miyuki Collins> ooooow...
[17:06] <golD_lux> [Marylin Monroe dress] Sometimes I even headbutt them :P
[17:06] <Griselda> Oh she needs some milk. :P
[17:06] <golD_lux> [Marylin Monroe dress] ...are you like Aunt Hotaru?
[17:06] <FireFly_9> Who needs brute strength
[17:06] * FireFly_9 is still in afterglow-mode
[17:06] <FireFly_9> just boil them all away with the power of silence
[17:06] <Miyuki Collins> yeah well
[17:07] <Miyuki Collins> I can't DO silence
[17:07] <Miyuki Collins> ...sort of can >.>
[17:07] <Miyuki Collins> but not alot!
[17:08] <FireFly_9> Then you need to traaaaaiiinn
[17:08] <Miyuki Collins> yeah well....SCREW YOU
[17:08] * Miyuki Collins doesn't know why she's mad..she just is dammit!
[17:08] * FireFly_9 lounges even more, bones lfeeling like butter. it almost looks like she's turning into a blissful purple puddle
[17:08] <@Eitak_Razal> Hello Darkness my old freind.
[17:08] <@Eitak_Razal> I've come to talk with you again.
[17:09] <// J_Daito //> She hasn't been here in like a decade
[17:09] <// J_Daito //> Get with the times
[17:10] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ...goodnight everybody?
[17:11] <@Eitak_Razal> I once cast Magic Missle on the darkness. Boy were they sore about it.
[17:11] <// J_Daito //> Well at least they didn't take it up the butt and split into 40 tiny scurrying versions of themselves
[17:12] <Miki Kaze> >.>
[17:12] * Miki Kaze is half drunk atthe moment
[17:14] * @The Intern [Party Dress] is mildly drunk
[17:15] * Miki Kaze keeps trying to start conversations but keeps flubbing them
[17:15] <@The Intern> [Party Dress] I do rather enjoy the unpredictability here...
[17:15] <@The Intern> [Party Dress] I can see why you like it Cressie~
[17:16] <golD_lux> [Marylin Monroe dress] Well Mom told me stories about it~
[17:16] <@Eitak_Razal> "The Only thing I'm consistant in is my inconstiancy"
[17:16] <DD_Girl_Red> what are ya, lightweights?
[17:16] <@Sakura X. Aino> Like my mom told me~
[17:16] <// J_Daito //> Oh look it's one of the also-rans
[17:17] <@Sakura X. Aino> is still working over Orlando Timberlake under one of the Tarps
[17:17] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> that name
[17:17] * Miyuki Collins is moping angerly in a corner
[17:18] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> She just picked two of her favorite pop stars
[17:18] <@Sakura X. Aino> As opposed ot picking two names out of a map book?
[17:18] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> <_<
[17:18] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> You can f[BLEEP]k right off <_<
[17:18] <@Sakura X. Aino> LAWL
[17:19] * @Sakura X. Aino beers Paise
[17:19] <@Yaijinden> I just keep discovering the loop is elsewhere
[17:19] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte catches the can of chilled american piss :P
[17:19] <@Yaijinden> Orlando Timberlake?
[17:19] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Yes.
[17:19] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> right so.
[17:20] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> You may recall from the House of Moon there was the fAcilitator
[17:20] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Goddess Venus showed up one day and went to minako and basically aid "Usagi changed ytour destiny so you dumped X-chan so she would have the only one tryue miracle romance" and then she was like "you can have a second chance"
[17:21] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> And Since Facilitator was not dead but had lost everything she collected him like a pokemon and renamed him
[17:21] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Thus correcting what she considered to be a tampering with of her destiny
[17:22] <@Sakura X. Aino> That was a very good TL;DR!
[17:23] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> The monologue may or may not be my specialty.
[17:23] <@Yaijinden> Comprehension achieved.
[17:24] * @Yaijinden flops over the back of J Random Couch
[17:24] <@Yaijinden> Thus are the bits and pieces tied together once again!
[17:24] <golD_lux> [Marylin Monroe dress] You know
[17:25] <golD_lux> [Marylin Monroe dress] Interestingly for a place where lots of stuff gets undsone
[17:25] <golD_lux> [Marylin Monroe dress] usagi's meddling that time never really was.
[17:25] <golD_lux> [Marylin Monroe dress] People had to work around it and Aunt Michiru is still a Hipter.
[17:25] <golD_lux> [Marylin Monroe dress] ^Hipster
[17:25] <@Yaijinden> That... is true, isn't it!
[17:26] * Mdm_Maestro would rant about things back in the eold days but the house has basically become that time so she is stuck
[17:26] <@The Intern> [Party Dress] Though i hear she's become a televangelist?
[17:26] <golD_lux> [Marylin Monroe dress] Usagi? Yeah.
[17:26] <golD_lux> [Marylin Monroe dress] She's selling addiction healing vial the brainwashing power of the Silver Crystal
[17:27] <@Yaijinden> You know what? I'm actually okay with that.
[17:27] <@Sakura X. Aino> The same junk that started the war with nemesis <_<
[17:27] <golD_lux> [Marylin Monroe dress] Yeah but a cult is forming
[17:27] <golD_lux> [Marylin Monroe dress] and I don't know if she'll beable to keep them in line
[17:28] <// J_Daito //> Sure she can if she brainwashes them
[17:28] <// J_Daito //> <-- may oor may not be an expert in this
[17:28] <@Yaijinden> It's the problem that solves itself!
[17:28] <// J_Daito //> Yes!
[17:28] <golD_lux> [Marylin Monroe dress] ...a fair point
[17:29] <golD_lux> [Marylin Monroe dress] So when's the wedding dare, Paise :P
[17:29] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Ddi you say Date or Dare
[17:29] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> because honestly it feels like both
[17:29] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I have no idea.
[17:29] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I haven't pursued the idea <_<
[17:30] <golD_lux> [Marylin Monroe dress] You started it
[17:30] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Yes but I outsourced eveything to Kaelyn and honestly I wouldn't be fussed if the ate just stretches out to a vague nebulous time
[17:31] <golD_lux> [Marylin Monroe dress] Why?
[17:31] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ....
[17:31] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> It's something I simultaneously desire and dread
[17:31] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Which is odd, I know.
[17:31] <@The Intern> [Party Dress] It's not so bad~
[17:31] * @The Intern [Party Dress] jams Cressida in the side with her elbow
[17:32] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> You LITERALLY got shot in the HEAD the day of your wedding
[17:32] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> which is why you look liek you do now.
[17:32] * @The Intern [Party Dress] shrugs
[17:32] <@The Intern> [Party Dress] I got better eye-hand co-ordination out of it.
[17:33] <@The Intern> [Party Dress] And the best pink eyes :P
[17:33] <golD_lux> [Marylin Monroe dress] I agree
[17:33] <golD_lux> [Marylin Monroe dress]
[17:33] <Griselda> Hell yeah. Pink-colored irises for the win♫
[17:33] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Yes well
[17:34] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I'm not into the whole fairytale romance paradigm
[17:34] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I just sort of blurted out the question one night.
[17:35] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I'm not socially or temperamentally prepared
[17:35] <golD_lux> [Marylin Monroe dress] You want to call it off?
[17:35] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> <_< no
[17:36] <// J_Daito //> So how much of this have you outsourced
[17:36] * Miyuki Collins moves outside to keep out of the way LIKE SHE DESERVES
[17:36] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> 100%
[17:36] * FireFly_9 has moved to: [ outside ]
[17:37] <FireFly_9> [outside] Hello~
[17:37] * FireFly_9 [outside] summons the Silence Glaive
[17:37] <FireFly_9> [outside] Would you like to practice your power~
[17:37] * FireFly_9 [outside] has a handful of Tiny Harukas
[17:37] * FireFly_9 is away: come, let us smite them
[17:37] * Miyuki Collins is away: huh um alright
[17:38] <// J_Daito //> A brave choice
[17:38] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Outof sight out of mind out of neurosis?
[17:43] <// J_Daito //> For someone whose whole deal is getting into other people's heads you certainly have your own issues
[17:43] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> That's usually how these things go, I find.
[17:45] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte rowns and lifts her foot; something has gotten stuck on the stilletos of one of her boots
[17:45] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ....and I found one of the Harukas
[17:46] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte pulls it off, still twtching and shrieking
[17:46] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte tosses it in the air
[17:46] * =^catablanca^= , groggy from his napo, sees a mouse(?) in the air, leaps up and eats it
[17:47] <=^catablanca^=> nomnomnomnom
[17:47] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> D:
[17:47] <golD_lux> [Marylin Monroe dress] D:
[17:47] <// J_Daito //> :3
[17:48] <=^catablanca^=> huh?
[17:48] <// J_Daito //> I could make a joke here about Kaioh being the only one allowed to eat Ten'ou
[17:48] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Mental Image do not want
[17:49] <// J_Daito //> SURELY you've imagined / written worse
[17:49] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Paise, slash me!
[17:49] * Paisley Pythia Peinforte takes out a pen, and opens up her scandalous no moleskine, quickly writing up a coming of age sex-farce that sees Alien Escapee love and leave Gregory House for Shuushuushah, where they consummate their relationship under Oronde's Wife.

[17:49] * // J_Daito // looks at Shuushuushah.
[17:49] *** Shuushuushah is a pale-pink skinned youma with red, white, pink, and yellow striped hair held up in two massive ponytails, dressed in a ragged, torn dress. A gem sparkles in the center of her clavicle.
Her image Song is: . She is Level 1.

[17:50] <// J_Daito //> ...they're like Roaches, I swear.
[17:51] * Eitak_Razal looks at Alien Escapee.
[17:51] *** Alien Escapee is encased in a sluglike blue pressure suit, with many tendrils hanging from the head. The suit is covered with flaps and fins, and is supported by a quadrapedal mechanized walker. It grips a liquid nitrogen gun and a formidable device that spews sparks.
hir image Song is: "Yellow Submarine". It is Level 1.

[17:51] <// J_Daito //> How doy ou rmmeebr who all these people are
[17:51] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I have lists.
[17:52] * Eitak_Razal looks at Gregory House.
[17:52] *** Gregory House is tall stalky man with stubble all over his face and a scowl always upon his lips. He has the most gorgous blue eyes and short brown hair. He walks with a limp and has a cane with painted flames on it.
His image Song is: 'You can't always get what you Want' by the Rolling Stones. He is Level 1.

[17:52] <DD_Girl_Red> I forget who the Shusha is?
[17:52] <// J_Daito //> All youma are foprgettable so that's understandable.
[17:53] <// J_Daito //> ...and you are again?
[17:54] <DD_Girl_Red> Red.
[17:54] <@Eitak_Razal> He didn't ask what color you are
[17:54] * Selena is stuffing her face with snacks in the meantime
[17:54] <DD_Girl_Red> that's my name... or do you want my Numeral?
[17:55] * DD_Girl_Red looks at Selena.
[17:55] *** Selena is your average everyday Selena

[17:55] <// J_Daito //> I've alreayd lost interest
[17:55] * // J_Daito // pokes at a Tiny Haruka with a stick
[17:58] * Selena is a young woman with long white hair, blue eyes and a moon on her forehead
[17:59] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte loks to Selena "I don't think we've met?"
[18:01] <@Eitak_Razal> ...Chibi-usa's kid?
[18:01] <Selena> Selena!
[18:02] <@Yaijinden> Not Gomez.
[18:02] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> i dewnt hav a kad
[18:02] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> i usz barf controele
[18:02] <@Eitak_Razal> thank god
[18:03] <// J_Daito //> which would be your face
[18:03] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> RRrrRRRrrRRRR
[18:03] * .'~SugaBB_2999~'. LEÆEPS on2 geydites FASE and BITEZZ
[18:03] <@Eitak_Razal> But ya know, time travel
[18:03] <// J_Daito //> GRAAARRGH WHAT THER F[BLEEP]K
[18:03] * // J_Daito // puts hand behind Chibiusa's head an fires a ki blast at her almost blowing his own head off in the process
[18:03] <Selena> :3
[18:04] * .'~SugaBB_2999~'. is like a pit bull
[18:04] * @Eitak_Razal slaps Chibi-Usa around a bit with a large trout
[18:04] <@Eitak_Razal> Oh good. That still works
[18:05] * Selena just watches the chaos
[18:05] * .'~SugaBB_2999~'. detiches an d flals 2 da grewnd
[18:05] * @Eitak_Razal may have hit jed a few times. She really doesn't care
[18:05] * // J_Daito // grabs some energy from passers-by outside and heals himself with it
[18:05] <@Eitak_Razal> More pressing issue, Who are you moon chick
[18:06] * Selena pauses
[18:06] * Selena thinks..and thinks
[18:06] * Selena picks up Artemis by the back of the neck!
[18:06] * DD_Girl_Red might have or might have not found a tiny haruka in her beer, anything?
[18:07] * it drowned
[18:07] <=^catablanca^=> H-hey~!
[18:07] * Selena points to artemis
[18:07] <Selena> papa
[18:07] <DD_Girl_Red> Founf one.
[18:08] <Selena> :3
[18:08] <Griselda> (So she's Diana's sister or somethin'?)
[18:08] <=^catablanca^=> ...what
[18:08] <=^catablanca^=> NO NOT MORE CHILD SUPOORT
[18:09] <=^catablanca^=> NOT MORE CHILD SUPPPORT
[18:09] * =^catablanca^= homer simpson yells
[18:09] <Selena> :3 :3 :3
[18:10] * =^catablanca^= starts babbling gibberish in eldritch tones just having broken completely
[18:10] <DD_Girl_Red> she looks like Sailor Moon or something.
[18:10] <Selena> From other verse!
[18:10] * =^catablanca^= is now known as B'Arthimeth babbler-cat-of-WORLDS
[18:11] <B'Arthimeth babbler-cat-of-WORLDS> O_O
[18:11] * DD_Girl_Red looks at B'Arthimeth babbler-cat-of-WORLDS.
[18:11] *** B'Arthimeth babbler-cat-of-WORLDS is your average everyday B'Arthimeth babbler-cat-of-WORLDS

[18:11] <Selena> Heeee silly
[18:12] <B'Arthimeth babbler-cat-of-WORLDS> .squeak rrrhthtyhkiahagaghrtrhthihgagajrghr ia! ia!
[18:12] * DD_Girl_Red looks at B'Arthimeth babbler-cat-of-WORLDS.
[18:12] *** B'Arthimeth babbler-cat-of-WORLDS is your average everyday B'Arthimeth babbler-cat-of-WORLDS

[18:12] <B'Arthimeth babbler-cat-of-WORLDS> IA!
[18:12] <B'Arthimeth babbler-cat-of-WORLDS> IA!
[18:13] * B'Arthimeth babbler-cat-of-WORLDS starts to accrete some kind of dark energy around his paws
[18:13] * Selena giggles
[18:14] * B'Arthimeth babbler-cat-of-WORLDS sprouts multiple legs ans skitters under a sofa. it could be yours.
[18:14] <Selena> awww papa going away?
[18:14] * Selena peeks under the sofa *blink blink*
[18:16] <DD_Girl_Red> so, who's her mother, if that cat's the father?
[18:16] * Selena blinks
[18:17] <Selena> Matsumi!
[18:17] *** bbl dinner
[18:17] <@Yaijinden> The plot thickens!
[18:17] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ...Wow he'll do i with anyone
[18:17] *** An with that parting shot, DINNER
[18:17] <Griselda> So she's another of the 400 or somethin'?
[18:18] <Selena> dunno!
[18:21] <DD_Girl_Red> well, I guess that makes you family, I guess.
[18:24] <Selena> ???
[18:28] <DD_Girl_Red> I might as well, bring you to my sister.
[18:37] * Selena tilts her head
[18:44] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Somehow she took that "Dunno" as a "yes."
[18:44] <// J_Daito //> I think it was more the relationship with Kaze.
[18:45] <Selena> hm?
[18:45] * Selena looks to Jedite O_O
[18:46] <// J_Daito //> O_O
[18:54] <Selena> O____O
[18:55] * // J_Daito // looks at O____O.
[18:55] *** O____O is your average everyday O____O

[18:55] <// J_Daito //> O____O
[18:56] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte watchs Jedite get into a staring contest with this perosn
[18:58] * Griselda leans over to Paisley. "Who do you think will blink first?"
[18:58] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Anyone's guess.
[18:59] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> The new person looks a bit psycho
[19:05] * Selena BITES Jedite's nose
[19:05] <// J_Daito //> GRAAAGGGHHHHHH
[19:05] * // J_Daito // winces
[19:05] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> AND We have a winner
[19:06] * // J_Daito // shoves her off
[19:06] <Selena> ^.^V
[19:06] * // J_Daito // AGAIN uses energy from bystanders to heal his face
[19:06] <// J_Daito //> What is it with people cannibalizing me today!?
[19:06] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> weare jast tryang 2 mardar u
[19:07] <DD_Girl_Red> hahahahah
[19:08] * DD_Girl_Red tries to high-five the new Selena "Good job!"
[19:09] * golD_lux [Marylin Monroe dress] watches the Twilight Zone episode
[19:09] <golD_lux> [Marylin Monroe dress] That guys just keeps murdering people
[19:09] <@The Intern> [Party Dress] ...It seems to be a character flaw.
[19:10] <golD_lux> [Marylin Monroe dress] I guess Rock n'Roll was the tool of the devil?
[19:10] <Selena> t-ee-hee!!!!
[19:11] <golD_lux> [Marylin Monroe dress] This episide was brought to us by Quest
[19:11] <golD_lux> [Marylin Monroe dress] ^Crest
[19:14] * Selena changes to a cat and jumps onto Cressida's head!
[19:16] * Selena kneds Cressida's hair!
[19:16] <golD_lux> [Marylin Monroe dress] :3
[19:16] <golD_lux> [Marylin Monroe dress] Wow she is a MAu
[19:16] * B'Arthimeth babbler-cat-of-WORLDS skitters
[19:17] <Selena> half!
[19:17] <B'Arthimeth babbler-cat-of-WORLDS> Child Support IA! IA!
[19:18] <@Eitak_Razal> Ok. One, Matsumi's not going to ask for any.
[19:18] * Selena just snickers
[19:18] <@Eitak_Razal> Two, this kid likely legally doesn't exist.
[19:19] <@Eitak_Razal> Three...
[19:19] * B'Arthimeth babbler-cat-of-WORLDS rolls around drooling ectoplasm
[19:19] * @Eitak_Razal shakes out her sleeve and dumps a pile of gold coins and various paper currencies on top of arty.
[19:19] * B'Arthimeth babbler-cat-of-WORLDS SWALLOWS it ALL
[19:20] * A camera flashes!
[19:20] <golD_lux> [Marylin Monroe dress] err
[19:20] <@spiritflame> ATTENTION: Aya Shameimaru is already registered. Check your password or enter a new name.
[19:20] <@Eitak_Razal> Err...
[19:20] *** has joined #suburbansenshi
[19:20] <@spiritflame> konbanwa *** Happy Independence Day [US]!!
[19:20] <@Eitak_Razal> Arty that wasn't food.
[19:20] <@Eitak_Razal> It was was money.
[19:20] *** Aya Shameimaru [ (pirated)] has joined #suburbansenshi
[19:20] <@spiritflame> konbanwa Aya Shameimaru *** Happy Independence Day [US]!!
[19:20] <Aya Shameimaru> >:D
[19:21] * Aya Shameimaru takes a BUNCH more pictures of the cat...thing as it drools...slime.
[19:21] *** Aya Shameimaru [ (pirated)] has left #suburbansenshi (Smile for the camera, suckers! >:D)
[19:21] * B'Arthimeth babbler-cat-of-WORLDS shnarks and hisses and waves cute furry tentacle-paws around
[19:22] * Selena thinks and thinks..then coughs and tries to do her best to match her mama's voice
[19:22] <Selena> Arty, you do not have to pay child support....I will take care of it all
[19:23] * B'Arthimeth babbler-cat-of-WORLDS has HARD THAT BEFORE
[19:23] <@Eitak_Razal> Also I just gave him like 5000 dollars in gold coins and loose cchange
[19:23] * Selena provides Arty a legal document stating the same
[19:24] <B'Arthimeth babbler-cat-of-WORLDS> ....
[19:24] * B'Arthimeth babbler-cat-of-WORLDS relaxes a bit
[19:24] * B'Arthimeth babbler-cat-of-WORLDS is now known as =^catablanca^=
[19:25] * =^catablanca^= cluthes the document in his cute paws and passes out
[19:25] <=^catablanca^=> =x_X=
[19:25] <Selena> hehehehe
[19:26] <Aya Shameimaru> Special Delivery!!!!
[19:26] *** Aya Shameimaru [ (pirated)] has joined #suburbansenshi
[19:26] <@spiritflame> konbanwa Aya Shameimaru *** Happy Independence Day [US]!!
[19:27] * Aya Shameimaru flings MULTIPLE copies of the Bunbunmaru Times EVERYWHERE at EVERYONE!
[19:28] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte catches one in the face
[19:28] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> brrrghshghjh
[19:29] * The Bunbunmaru Times shows a HIGHLY Photoshopped front page picture of B'Arthimeth with Artemis' features better shown, clutching multiple Vape-units in each of his paws. "Sub-Sen's Own Famous Cat Succumbs to Vaping! Vape-Bender Leads To Horrid Consequences!"
[19:29] <Aya Shameimaru> >:D
[19:29] *** Aya Shameimaru [ (pirated)] has left #suburbansenshi (Smile for the camera, suckers! >:D)
[19:29] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> That's pretty good.
[19:30] * Selena yawns and curles up on cressida's head, falling asleep
[19:34] * @The Intern [Party Dress] takes a picture of the cute scene with her enhanced psp
[19:37] <Griselda> Hehe~
[19:40] <DD_Girl_Red> awww, sooo cute
[19:53] <Selena> zzz zz zzz
[19:56] *** afk
[19:34] * Selena , meanwhile, has made a home for herself underneath a sofa :3 zz
[20:23] * @ is texting Exeter and can't believe it's been two years already.
[20:23] * @ is now known as Paisley Pythia Peinforte
[20:29] * Selena uses this time to scratch at one of the sofas
[20:34] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte gets a squirt bottle and spritzes her
[20:34] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> No!
[20:35] * Selena darts around paisley...making sure to try and knock down anything fragile in the room
[20:35] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ....
[20:36] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Oi you're not a child are you? I may get in on that setting aflame threat business.
[20:36] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte snaps her figners and produces a flame above her fingertips
[20:37] * Selena changes into her human form..she's about 17-18
[20:37] <Selena> :3
[20:37] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Is tha real 17 or "We need to evade UN sanctions" 17?
[20:39] <Selena> 17 is 17 :3
[20:39] <Selena> is 17 ♫
[20:39] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Fair enough.
[20:40] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Ca you use complete sentences?
[20:41] <Selena> maaaaaybe
[20:41] * Selena tries to put on the innocent look
[20:43] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> 9
[20:43] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> 9_9
[20:45] <Selena> annoyed?
[20:46] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I'm just really trying to decide how much of a b[BLEEP]ch to be
[20:46] <Selena> be all the b[BLEEP]ch
[20:46] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ....I like your style
[20:46] <Selena> no point in being the b[BLEEP]ch if you can't be 100%
[20:47] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> What do you do when you're not being all coy and strange?
[20:48] *** Megan O`Cain has joined #suburbansenshi
[20:48] <@spiritflame> konbanwa Megan O`Cain
[20:48] <Megan O`Cain> Hey.
[20:48] <Selena> sleep
[20:50] <Megan O`Cain> What's going on in here?
[20:50] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Hallo~
[20:51] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I'm speaking to one of Artemis' ba[BLEEP]rd children from another universe.
[20:51] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> And being secretly amazed I've help a relationship together for two years as of today.
[20:51] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ^held
[20:52] <Megan O`Cain> Eh? Who's the kid? And congrats.
[20:53] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Selena not-Gomez. And she's not a kid
[20:53] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> If she was, I'm fairly sure she'd be set on fire.
[20:54] <Megan O`Cain> I see.
[20:54] * Megan O`Cain looks at Selena.
[20:54] *** Selena is your average everyday Selena

[20:55] * Selena is a 17 year old woman with long white hair, blue green eyes and a moon on her forehead....
[20:56] <Megan O`Cain> Huh.
[20:58] <Selena> huh
[20:58] <@Eitak_Razal> Techinally still a kid by American TV standards
[20:58] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> This is Japan
[20:59] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> As eary as 14 Chiba Mamoru would have attempted to marry this woman.
[20:59] <Megan O`Cain> No creepyness at all, right?
[20:59] <ScoutGrl_95> I'm 14 does that mean I'm going to get set on fire or marries?
[20:59] <ScoutGrl_95> ^Married?
[21:00] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> HOW CAN YOU STILL BE 14 YEARS OLD
[21:00] <ScoutGrl_95> Like, Chill, Lara Croft
[21:00] <Selena> chill like a pill!
[21:00] <@Eitak_Razal> You're a time active, check her timline
[21:01] <@Eitak_Razal> if she's existed for longer then 14 years, she's older then 14
[21:01] <ScoutGrl_95> Totally like a chill pill, girlfriend!
[21:01] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte checks
[21:01] <@Eitak_Razal> Also no, no one talks like that anymore
[21:01] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> It's like her timeline stunts and gets fixed at 14.
[21:01] <ScoutGrl_95> I'M NOT STUNTED
[21:01] <@Eitak_Razal> So she's another broken point?
[21:02] <Selena> like a total super chill a grill!
[21:02] * ScoutGrl_95 pops some bubble gum
[21:02] <ScoutGrl_95> MAybe it's something to do with the mysterious
[21:02] <@Eitak_Razal> (No wonder being around her pisses me off. I thought I was just my allergy to vapid valley girls)
[21:02] <ScoutGrl_95> :/squeak SILVER CRYSTAL
[21:02] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> UYou said that quite loudly
[21:03] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> We've... met you before you know.
[21:03] <@Eitak_Razal> of course not. Sailor Moon is Usagi
[21:03] <ScoutGrl_95> TOTALLY!
[21:03] <@Eitak_Razal> ....
[21:03] <Selena> YOU TOTALLY ARE
[21:04] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> She's from some Alternatite Universe.
[21:04] <@Eitak_Razal> ....
[21:04] <@Eitak_Razal> Paisley.
[21:04] <@Eitak_Razal> I think I just found a solution to one of the issue's we've had with the new Sailor Team
[21:05] <Megan O`Cain> What would that be, Eitak?
[21:05] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Oh lord. No.
[21:05] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> NO.
[21:05] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Can you imagine HER IN CHARGE OF IT
[21:05] * ScoutGrl_95 pops her gum
[21:05] <ScoutGrl_95> Like, I had a team but they all like went evil and stuff
[21:06] <ScoutGrl_95> I think a bunch of them died
[21:06] <@Eitak_Razal> Did I say put her in charge?
[21:06] <ScoutGrl_95> and like Lyta lives across the steet but she's pissed of all the time because she lost the arm she used for....
[21:06] <ScoutGrl_95> TEEHEEHEEEheeheeehheeeeeheee
[21:06] <@Eitak_Razal> .......
[21:06] <@Eitak_Razal> Never mind
[21:07] * ScoutGrl_95 haws like a doneky and slaps Paisley on the back HARD
[21:07] <@Eitak_Razal> I was going to say if she's got even a bit of Usagi's orginal purity but no
[21:07] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte 's glasses pitch off
[21:07] * Selena SLAPS ScoutGrl on the back HARD
[21:07] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Ugh
[21:07] * ScoutGrl_95 gets intoa BACKSLAPPING WAR WITH SELENA
[21:07] * ScoutGrl_95 snorts
[21:07] <ScoutGrl_95> I am TOTALLY PURE
[21:08] <ScoutGrl_95> I TOTALLY have a pure desire for that hunky guy who looks like dARIEN
[21:08] <ScoutGrl_95> oh darien
[21:08] <@Eitak_Razal> ....Nope.
[21:08] <ScoutGrl_95> every time i think about you i touch my shelf
[21:08] <DD_Girl_Red> nuh-uh
[21:09] * ScoutGrl_95 imagines touching her shelf with a picture of hunky darien™ on it
[21:09] * @Eitak_Razal snaps her fingers and sets the Not-Usagi on fire
[21:09] <ScoutGrl_95> OH CRAP IT'S A NEGAVERSE THING
[21:09] * ScoutGrl_95 is ON FIRE
[21:09] <ScoutGrl_95> DANG YOU MONSTER
[21:09] <DD_Girl_Red> Nega what?
[21:09] <ScoutGrl_95> SETTING ME ON FIRE
[21:09] * ScoutGrl_95 is now known as Sailor Moon
[21:10] * Sailor Moon pulls off her TIARA "MOON... TIARA.. ACTION!!!"
[21:10] <Megan O`Cain> (Good luck with that.)
[21:10] * Selena tilts her head
[21:10] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> what is this i don't even
[21:10] * DD_Girl_Red flips over and catches it.
[21:10] * Selena runs over to get the tiara ^^
[21:11] <Sailor Moon> /em snaps her fingers to blw the tiara up int he negaverse creep's FACE
[21:11] <Selena> can I play can i play?
[21:11] <Sailor Moon> TAKE THAT! BAM!
[21:11] <Sailor Moon> MOON DUSTED!
[21:11] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I'm not...
[21:11] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ...I'm not sure it works like that
[21:11] * DD_Girl_Red now has a somewhat black mark on her face
[21:12] * Sailor Moon turns abck to normal
[21:12] <DD_Girl_Red> I think I've soemhow drunk away that defense thingy
[21:12] * Sailor Moon is now known as ScoutGrl_95
[21:12] <ScoutGrl_95> How come it's not MOON DUSTED
[21:12] <Selena> I want to do that too!
[21:12] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Because your power level is under -9000?
[21:12] * Selena runs around and pokes her finger against various things in the room ^^
[21:13] *** The Vampire Lyrica Hubert [] has joined #suburbansenshi
[21:13] <@spiritflame> konbanwa The Vampire Lyrica Hubert
[21:13] <The Vampire Lyrica Hubert> Oh jesus I heard that wailing two streetrs down...
[21:13] * Selena stops and claps..and points forward...causing every object she touched to suddenly slam across the room at the velocity of a bullet
[21:13] <The Vampire Lyrica Hubert> Serena ...what
[21:13] <The Vampire Lyrica Hubert> Why is she 14 again?
[21:13] <Selena> yay this is fun!
[21:13] <DD_Girl_Red> again?
[21:14] <The Vampire Lyrica Hubert> ....Junior High. Which Chibiusa Momoko Tamasaburo and Kyuuske graduated YEARS AGO
[21:14] <The Vampire Lyrica Hubert> Ddi you mess with the crystal again?
[21:15] <ScoutGrl_95> I might or might not have made a wish to always be 14 on it to keep myself pure and ready for the hunky guy who looks like darien
[21:15] * The Vampire Lyrica Hubert just browtwitches
[21:15] <The Vampire Lyrica Hubert> ....
[21:16] <The Vampire Lyrica Hubert> ...Well I forced Shenlong to bring me back to life as a Daywalker so I can't say s[BLEEP]t I guess
[21:16] <Megan O`Cain> (Oh for God Almighty and Serenity's sake...)
[21:16] <The Vampire Lyrica Hubert> But this is very f[BLEEP]ked up.
[21:16] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> You think
[21:16] * Selena turns back to her cat form and slinks under a sofa
[21:16] <DD_Girl_Red> that's kind of a ... Beryl-esque wish
[21:16] <@Eitak_Razal> She's also apperntly very fireproof
[21:16] * ScoutGrl_95 resumed whining and pouting and crying that th enegaverse creep did not explode ot dust
[21:21] <Megan O`Cain> Yeesh...
[21:22] <DD_Girl_Red> what?
[21:24] * Megan O`Cain points to Serena
[21:25] <DD_Girl_Red> what do you want me to do, get a bag of sand?
[21:25] <DD_Girl_Red> she thinks I'm one of those "Negative Universe" things
[21:27] <Megan O`Cain> I see.
[21:31] * ScoutGrl_95 grabs Lyrca and heads out on the town to find Hunky Japanese Darien
[21:32] * The Vampire Lyrica Hubert is away: Girl you need to develop standards
[21:32] <DD_Girl_Red> can I just call her Beryl II, just for her wish?
[21:33] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte shrugs
[21:37] <Griselda> And that is why if you have some reality-altering item, you think long and hard before use.
[21:40] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> That girl and "thinking"in the same sentence is an Oxymoron.
[21:40] <Megan O`Cain> No kidding. Just by listening to her indicates lack of some intelligence up there.
[21:41] <Griselda> Somedays you begin to wonder what they were thinking, making such an item.
[21:42] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Well I doub they intended it to be used by 14 year old girls still struggling with teenage issues.
[21:45] <Griselda> Fair point. THere is always that "Spanner in the Works" to consider.
[21:46] <DD_Girl_Red> huh?
[21:58] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte shrugs and keep texting Exeter, exchanging rude jokes
[22:10] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Quiet tonight.
[22:16] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte goes and sits on Venus sofa, letting herself sink in the luxuirant pplush a bit
[22:16] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte chuckles a bit to herself
[22:19] * Goddess Venus rises up from behind the sofa
[22:19] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ...
[22:20] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte can SENSE the presence behind her
[22:20] <The Princess, Of Course!> - Enjoying my sofa? -
[22:20] *** oh box.
[22:21] <Goddess Venus> ^
[22:21] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ....It's erm... comfortable?
[22:22] <Goddess Venus> - You're very comfortable with my things. -
[22:23] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> -_-
[22:23] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Listen.
[22:23] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte doesn't turn to look at her
[22:23] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> You don't get to throw things away and then lay claim to them later.
[22:23] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> You've been gone a VERY long time.
[22:24] <Goddess Venus> I'm a goddess, I can be fickle about such things! Yours is just to obey!
[22:24] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte slowly tightens one hand into a fist.
[22:25] <Griselda> (And they wonder why Deicide is a legitimate thing.)
[22:25] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I've never really got on well with most gods for exactly this kind of attitude.
[22:25] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> And if you don't step off right now..
[22:26] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte stands, and turns around, going around the back of the sofa, her left arm going ash-grey as she clads it with armament haki
[22:26] <Goddess Venus> Oh? What's this? You know who I am and you're still approaching me?
[22:27] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte smiles dangerously. "Well I can't beat the s[BLEEP]t out of you unless I get closer."
[22:27] <Goddess Venus> So you'd fight me over this? ? ? ?
[22:27] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> That's the idea~
[22:28] * Goddess Venus HUGS HER
[22:28] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> .........
[22:28] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> was not preared for a hug
[22:28] <Goddess Venus> If you care enough to fight me, then you're not just playing around.
[22:29] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ;/me blinks
[22:29] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ..I never would!
[22:29] * Goddess Venus hugs her "Good. I hope you'll promise to protect what I once did not."
[22:30] * Goddess Venus evaporates into golden particles of light that flow out into the night... towards Roppongi
[22:30] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> That was so sweet..then you said towards roppongi
[22:30] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte gets whapped on the head metaphysically
[22:31] <Griselda> Huh. Wasn't how I was expecting that to go down.
[22:31] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte sllows herself a giggle and goes back to the chair
[22:32] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte relaxes her arm
[22:32] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Well
[22:32] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Not everything ends in a fight to the death
[22:32] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Thankfully
[22:33] <Griselda> I mean more that it was kinda refreshing to see a godly being that wasn't a complete s[BLEEP]tlord.
[22:33] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Fighting gods is hard and you end up wrecked for weeks after.
[22:34] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte nods.
[22:34] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> She's generally kind around here.
[22:38] <Griselda> Breath of fresh air, to be honest.
[22:41] * Megan O`Cain nods
[22:43] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Not all gods are d[BLEEP]ks but unfortunatel yin my life I tend to get picked on by the worst of the lot.
[22:49] <Griselda> At times I wonder if maybe it's some kind of imbalance in the cosmos.
[22:50] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Or it's the universe balancing itself off certain people's backs.
[22:50] <Griselda> How so?
[22:56] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> People like me have to set the balance back by beating the Darkness back.
[23:02] <Griselda> So basically you beat the s[BLEEP]t out of Evil?
[23:03] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> More like turn and twist it into knots until it withdraws for a time.
[23:03] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I don't deal with s[BLEEP]t that likes to stay dead.
[23:04] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Or more precisely it has transcended that.
[23:04] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Things so high up the existence chain dealth isn't evne a valid concept.
[23:05] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> It becomes an exercise in management at that point.
[23:05] <Griselda> Just means you need to find a way to flatout erase it. I've heard Balefire tends to work.
[23:06] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Not...eveything can just be erased.
[23:06] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Or if you can you just wreck the universe itself.
[23:07] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> As fun as Shonen beat-em-ups are, there are areas where that paradigm just doesn't apply.
[23:07] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> (There you just shonen pummel them into a box and lock it or something lol)
[23:11] * DD_Girl_Red looks at Selena.
[23:11] *** Selena is your average everyday Selena

[23:13] * Selena is sleeping
[23:15] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ..I should go too. S'my second year with that man and I should probably start it off properly ♡
[23:16] *** @Paisley Pythia Peinforte [paisely_p@firstcircle.karn03-kasterborusrelay.sen] has left #suburbansenshi (My dairy-based frozen confection creates a focal point to which all young males of the species are drawn. You are correct; it is far superior to yours. I could attempt to educate you on the finer points of this subject, but it would require monetary recompense on your part.)
[23:16] <Griselda> Heh.
[23:17] <Megan O`Cain> Later, Paisley.
[23:18] <DD_Girl_Red> is cat food alright, or regular food?
[23:50] * Griselda hears a beep come from her phone, and so checks it. "Oh sweet♫"
[00:02] <Megan O`Cain> Hm?
[00:03] <Griselda> Been waiting on a small call to come in. Couple of friends I made want to introduce me to another pal of theirs.
[00:11] <Griselda> So, this is where I vanish for the time being. Ciao♫
[00:12] *** Griselda [FORBIDDEN@404] has left #suburbansenshi (*straight-up disappears*)
[00:31] *** Megan O`Cain has quit IRC
[13:49] * Selena sits on the floor, frowning as she looks over her cards
[13:49] <Danielle> hmmm....
[13:49] * Danielle looks up from her cards and then at the other two
[13:51] <Danielle> any fives...
[13:51] <Natsumi> fuuuUUUUCK!
[13:51] * Natsumi hands it over to Danielle and removes her socks
[13:51] <Natsumi> this game is f[BLEEP]king rigged
[13:52] <Selena> heeeeeeee
[13:52] * Selena rubs her chin..trying to look super serious....
[13:52] <Selena> hmmmm :3
[13:53] <Selena> anybodies got a jack???
[13:54] <Natsumi> MOTHER F-
[13:54] * Natsumi hands it over and removes her jacket
[13:54] <Danielle> really have horrible luck. don't you
[13:55] <Natsumi> s-SHUT UP
[13:58] * the score so far: 1st. Selena, 2nd. Danielle, 3rd. Natsumi
[14:19] * Selena nibbles on snacks..just having a :3 face the entire time
[14:25] <Danielle> ...any fours?
[14:25] <Natsumi> HA! GO FISH!
[14:25] * Danielle shrugs and takes a few cards
[14:46] <DD_Girl_Red> huh what?
[14:58] * Danielle , Selena and Natsumi are playing strip go fish
[15:27] <Natsumi> OH COME ON!!!!
[15:27] * Natsumi grumbles as she kicks off her pants
[15:33] <DD_Girl_Red> tarp time?
[15:34] <Natsumi> ehhhhh?
[15:34] * Danielle just calmly collects another card from Selena
[15:36] * DD_Girl_Red tries throwing a tarp onto Natsumi.
[15:36] <Natsumi> HEY WHAT THE HELL
[15:39] * Natsumi tries to fight off the tarp...while Selene and Danielle start to grab cards for themselves >.>
[15:44] * Natsumi FINALLY manages to get the tarp off
[15:44] <Natsumi> ...HEY!
[15:44] <Danielle> well..are you going to continue or not
[15:50] * Anesha saunters on in, wondering what's going on in this thread today.
[15:52] * Danielle , Selena and Natsumi are still playing strip go fish
[15:59] * Natsumi is currently losing
[16:13] <DD_Girl_Red> hah
[16:21] <Natsumi> so wait why the hell are we here again?
[16:21] <Danielle> ratings boost
[16:26] <Selena> mmhm! :3
[16:27] <Selena> future kids dimensional kids always good ratings!
[16:27] <DD_Girl_Red> wut?
[16:27] * DD_Girl_Red looks at Danielle.
[16:27] *** Danielle is your average everyday Danielle

[16:27] * DD_Girl_Red looks at Natsumi.
[16:27] *** Natsumi is your average everyday Natsumi

[16:28] * Danielle is a young woman with short brownish hair, blue green eyes and somewhat serious look on her face
[16:34] <Anesha> Ah, more alternate fun, I take it?
[16:38] <Selena> maybe!
[16:38] <Selena> do you have any threes? :3
[16:38] <Natsumi> ....
[16:38] * Natsumi looks up at selena with a look of utter hate
[16:39] <Anesha> (Someone's got the Devil's Luck♫)
[16:39] * Natsumi throws the card at her and takes off her shirt ><
[16:41] <DD_Girl_Red> what about 5s?
[16:42] * Natsumi , Selena and Danielle just look at Red
[16:51] <DD_Girl_Red> come on, I saw it all, every card ya took
[16:53] * Natsumi looks back at the other two..who just look at each other
[16:54] <Anesha> I get the feeling this is an A & B game, Red. Might want to C your way out. >.>
[16:56] * @Flame Lotus changes topic to `16:54] <Anesha> I get the feeling this is an A & B game, Red. Might want to C your way out. >.>`
[16:58] * Selena looks around at the other gals
[16:58] <Selena> nah this is a D game :3
[17:00] * Random Ninjas with Bust sizes that change based on random factors indicate that this could be a DD, E, F , GGG game as well and Boing, Sploosh away
[17:01] * Selena glances about and then shrugs!
[17:04] <Natsumi> WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT
[17:04] <Danielle> ...traveling fashion show?
[17:19] *** Miara has joined #suburbansenshi
[17:19] <@spiritflame> konnichiwa Miara
[17:19] <Miara> Hey, this place is back??
[17:20] <Natsumi> THIS...THIS CAN'T...BE HAPPENING
[17:21] <Miara> eh? what's going on?
[17:21] * Miara looks at natsumi.
[17:21] *** natsumi is your average everyday natsumi

[17:22] * Natsumi is a fairly tall woman with short brown hair, blue green eyes..and is currently sitting in her underwear
[17:22] <DD_Girl_Red> twins?
[17:22] * DD_Girl_Red points at Danielle and Natsumi
[17:23] * Natsumi and Danielle look back at Red "NO"
[17:23] <Miara> sometimes it happens
[17:26] <Miara> so, aren't you going to get to know each other?
[17:29] <Natsumi> we sort of do...sort of
[17:33] <DD_Girl_Red> as what?
[17:37] <Miara> you already know each other but not what you look like?
[17:38] <Natsumi> we AREN'T twins
[17:38] <Miara> one's said you were?
[17:41] <Selena> got any queens?
[17:41] <Natsumi> ...
[17:42] * Natsumi hands it over....and utalizes the room's handy dandy censor bar
[17:42] <Miara> ...are you playing strip poker?
[17:44] <Danielle> strip go fish
[17:44] * Danielle is sitting in her underwear now
[17:44] <Miara> go fish?
[17:46] * Miara doesn't see any fish
[17:46] <Anesha>'ve never played Go Fish?
[17:48] <Miara> no
[17:48] <Miara> we don't play card games on xcheamo
[17:52] <Miara> is it easier than the cards with the numbers and faces that have all the weird combinations?
[17:52] * Selena grabs Miara and tries to get her to join the game!
[17:54] <Miara> sure! but if it's like the other cards you have to tell me if i need to do something or not.
[17:59] * Selena tries to teach miara the game!
[18:22] * Miara plays along...probably has lost some clothing by now
[18:23] * Natsumi is sure they're cheating
[18:31] * Danielle narrows her eyes as she plays....she was taught well by her family
[18:33] * Miara doesn't really care, jsut wants a fun time.
[18:41] * Selena brings in the alchoal!
[18:46] <DD_Girl_Red> O_O
[18:47] <Miara> oh hey, rum?
[18:48] <Selena> :3 :3 :3 yup yup
[18:48] <DD_Girl_Red> Mine!
[18:49] <Miara> yay rum!
[18:56] * Natsumi looks unsure at the drink......she remembered hearing stories of what her father was like drunk
[19:00] * Danielle just drinks
[19:02] * DD_Girl_Red drinks one glass after another
[19:37] *** Megan O`Cain has joined #suburbansenshi
[19:37] <@spiritflame> konbanwa Megan O`Cain
[19:38] <Megan O`Cain> Hey. What's going on over here?
[19:42] <Danielle> DUN TELL ME WHUT TO DU
[19:43] <Danielle> I'M MOTHERF[BLEEP]KING MOON ARMY....
[19:43] <DD_Girl_Red> lightweights!
[19:44] * Megan O`Cain looks over to Danielle, "Is that so?"
[19:45] <Natsumi> YAH..WELL...IM DA..RIDAH OF...DA FUTURA...
[19:49] <Megan O`Cain> Oh?
[19:55] * Natsumi and Danelle get into a hand to hand fight...they're also basically almost...well there's a reason they're wearing censor bars
[20:01] * Selena hugs her censor bar just laughing her head off at this
[20:03] <Megan O`Cain> Wow.
[20:06] <Megan O`Cain> So, (focusing her attention to Selena, Natsumi, and Danielle) who are you three?
[20:17] <DD_Girl_Red> ok, put it all back on.
[20:20] <Natsumi and Danielle> OH SHUT UP
[20:35] * Miara is back
[20:36] * Miara is, possibly, wearing less clothes then when she left for training...
[20:36] <Miara> is there still rum?
[20:36] <Megan O`Cain> Maybe, if those three didn't drink it all.
[20:37] * there is still rum
[20:38] * Miara fills her new empty water bottle with a good bit of rum, adds some slices fruit at the bar, and plops down in an empty seat
[20:38] <Miara> *now
[20:39] <Megan O`Cain> How've you been, Miara?
[20:40] <Miara> busy training
[20:43] <Miara> and trying to figure out how this big group thing is going to go
[20:43] <Megan O`Cain> Gotcha. What sort of training have you been working on?
[20:44] <Miara> fighting, astral, gymnastics today. overseeing the others.
[20:46] * Megan O`Cain nods
[20:48] * Miara sips her rum
[21:06] <Miara> so, what's been going on here lately?
[21:10] <Megan O`Cain> Other than those two (points to Natsumi and Danielle) getting into a fight, not much.
[21:20] <Miara> sometimes that's nice
[21:20] * Natsumi and Danielle are now both drunk and asleep on the floor..their censor bars a bit askew
[21:21] <Megan O`Cain> And they're out. Betch hangover's gonna be a b[BLEEP]ch tomorrow.
[21:21] <Megan O`Cain> ^Betcha
[21:23] <Anesha> Agreed.
[21:23] * Miara gets up to throw a blanket over each of them
[21:24] <Megan O`Cain> How've you been, Anesha?
[21:25] <Anesha> Been doing quite all right.
[21:26] <Megan O`Cain> That's good.
[23:24] * Anesha takes a moment to stretch out.
[00:42] <Anesha> Hm, I should be on my way. Take care♫
[00:42] *** Anesha [VineWhisperer@Makai.dw] has left #suburbansenshi (*with a shuffling of vines, she's on her way out*)
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[08:36] * @The Intern is slowly updating the profile database here with fresh data
[08:45] <@SpeedRcrX> You ever figure out what's going on with chrome?
[08:45] <@The Intern> that Chrome is th new Internet Explorer and is non-conformant and should be purged from the earth in fresh cleansing fire?
[08:45] <@The Intern>, nothing.
[08:46] <// J_Daito //> You totally said that out loud.
[08:46] * @The Intern sighs
[08:46] <@The Intern> Chrome is a pox.
[08:46] <@The Intern> It's like a stupid final boss who keeps getting powerups in the middle of your battle
[08:59] <@The Intern> And then no matter how much youy level up to match him, the rules keep changing.
[09:14] <@SpeedRcrX> Solution: Burn it all?
[09:14] <@The Intern> ...I've considered it.
[09:37] * @The Intern is away: work elsewhere calls
[10:12] <@Eitak_Razal> So basically by using firefox for the last 10 years I win?
[10:19] <Griselda> I remember the last time I tried using FireFox. Kept telling me I had updates, but wouldn't let me apply them.
[10:30] <@SpeedRcrX> It's all I use, though Edge + Chrome is getting very appealing.
[10:30] <// J_Daito //> I used Netscape
[10:30] <@SpeedRcrX> OKAY LGR
[10:31] <// J_Daito //> You laugh but none of the new worms and viruses even know what the hell to do with my computer
[10:31] <@SpeedRcrX> "Computer" you might as well call it a pocket calculator.
[10:41] <// J_Daito //> I encoutered a JPG the other day that was so big (20 MB) that it wanted to fill my hard drive
[10:41] <@SpeedRcrX> ...
[11:05] <@Eitak_Razal> ....
[11:06] * @Eitak_Razal goes to find Jed's computer and forcibly install a one TB drive
[11:08] * a- the connectors don't match. B - the BIOS is like "WTF is a TERABYTE? there's not that much data in the world." and refuses to read the drive.
[11:09] <// J_Daito //> D: My... computer
[11:09] <// J_Daito //> My... Tetisu.
[11:09] <@SpeedRcrX> Dude you named it after your dead girlfriend?
[11:10] <// J_Daito //> SO
[11:10] <// J_Daito //> Now Testisu is dead... again
[11:10] <@SpeedRcrX> "Tetisu"
[11:10] <// J_Daito //> Yes even her name is dying.
[11:11] * // J_Daito // weeps a single solitary manly tear
[11:21] <@Eitak_Razal> Bah
[11:22] <@Eitak_Razal> unlike some people I'm not walking techbane.
[11:34] * @Eitak_Razal gently kicks the side of the PC and it boots up, though it now runs like it's only 10 years out of date.
[11:50] <// J_Daito //> It's a miracle
[11:51] <@SpeedRcrX> 2009 Interbet isn't so bad. Oh, look, if I click this banner I'll get a prize!
[11:51] * @SpeedRcrX clicks
[11:51] * @SpeedRcrX gets a virus that nukes the whole OS
[11:51] <// J_Daito //> ¬_¬
[12:03] * // J_Daito // backhands Ten'ou through a few walls
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[12:19] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte ponders DEEPLY.
[12:19] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I did not like hugs. Now I like hugs but only from a certain someone. Does this mean I was corrupted into liking hugs by this person, or did I always want hugs but never knew it until I was hugged.
[12:20] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Or rather just denied it.
[12:20] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Has a relationship changed me, or simply given me license to express another facet of my personality.
[12:20] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> SO CONFUSED.
[12:22] <// J_Daito //> .. why does it matter
[12:22] <// J_Daito //> Don't be one of those a[BLEEP]les who falls in love and then that's all they can talk about
[12:22] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I'm NOT This is a pofound Psychological question! I need to determine if I'm allowing myself to be unduly influenced.
[12:23] <// J_Daito //> In other words you're changing and you're uncomfortable with the fact you're not an immutable cipher / trope for all time?
[12:24] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Part of me does not like that another person can alter me like that.
[12:24] <// J_Daito //> Yet from what little I hear you weren't too shy in altering your partner's feelings before you hooked up to get them out of their rut.
[12:25] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I don't know how you heard anything, but ... what's your point.
[12:25] <// J_Daito //> You changed someone. They then changed you.
[12:25] <// J_Daito //> You play the game, you get changed.
[12:25] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Mmm.
[12:27] <// J_Daito //> Well ask yourself this
[12:28] <// J_Daito //> Is it a BAD thing. This change.
[12:28] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> No but does it mean I'm weak?
[12:28] * // J_Daito // frowns and sits on the back of the sofa
[12:28] <// J_Daito //> It takes more courage to change than it does to stand still.
[12:29] <// J_Daito //> Standing still is easy. All the work is done.
[12:29] <// J_Daito //> You just have to maintain.
[12:29] <// J_Daito //> Changing... that's frightening. Who knows where it can lead?
[12:29] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Surprisingly insigghtful for an a[BLEEP]le.
[12:30] <// J_Daito //> F[BLEEP]k you, I've seen a thing or two.
[12:31] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Sorry, sorry, you're just usually more interested in trolling than talking.
[12:32] <// J_Daito //> Untrue.
[12:32] <// J_Daito //> Many times when I "troll" I am simply speaking unfortunate truths in a less than polite manner.
[12:32] <// J_Daito //> Why should I waste time on delicacies.
[12:32] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Because that way leads to mansplaining thuggery.
[12:33] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I've seen it a few times.
[12:33] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> People who start of just wanting to "call it as trhey see it" and "tell it like it is" and at first you know, you're f[BLEEP]king on board, because holy s[BLEEP]t, truth to power.
[12:34] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> But then little by little it becomes less about Truth telling and more about "Har, look how stupid they are."
[12:34] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I've been guilty of that a few times.
[12:34] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Not proud of it.
[12:34] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> But I've gotten more sensitive to it. I don't do it any longer.
[12:35] <// J_Daito //> But what if they are stupid :P
[12:35] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ...We all exist on a goddamn continuum.
[12:35] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> There will always be smarter / stupider, stronger / weaker relative to who you are.
[12:36] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> True mastery, I think, is not lording yourself over someone else because you may have been gifted with a bit more insight or a wider view.
[12:36] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Because god only knows what blinders you have on.
[12:36] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> And can get called out for.
[12:38] <// J_Daito //> But what if I don't want to get into reasoned debate with microbrains :P
[12:38] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Then say nothing at all :P
[12:39] <// J_Daito //> Fortunately I am evil and don't have to be bound by your moral concept.
[12:39] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Maybe so but you Are now a businessman.
[12:39] <// J_Daito //> ....
[12:48] <// J_Daito //> I'll just let my Social Media Street Team™ handle things
[13:55] <// J_Daito //> You know, back in the day I would take s[BLEEP]t when I had evolved to the ultimate USSJ level.
[13:55] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I heard about that. When you would just no-sell everything.
[13:56] <// J_Daito //> Yes. Well I had become annoyed with someone and so leveled up past leveing.
[13:56] <// J_Daito //> So nothing they could do would harm me.
[13:57] <// J_Daito //> Then it was like cries of "oh my god you're too hard to beat."
[13:57] <// J_Daito //> Well duh am I going to just roll over for you and die to make you look good?
[13:57] <// J_Daito //> If you don't want a challenge go play int he sandbox.
[13:57] <// J_Daito //> Or buy action figures and beat them up.
[13:59] <// J_Daito //> I did not sit here building a f[BLEEP]king Dark Empire for you to just roll over it
[13:59] <// J_Daito //> You may roll over me eventually but you are going to f[BLEEP]king bleed and lament and wail before all is done.
[13:59] <// J_Daito //> And if you don't want to work for it? Well fick you.
[13:59] <// J_Daito //> All the neat tricks you can think of? So can I
[14:00] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> You sound bitter.
[14:00] <// J_Daito //> Well you know
[14:00] <// J_Daito //> someone wears the mantle of "good" and theyy expect to get cut some breaks in the capability department.
[14:01] <// J_Daito //> No see
[14:02] <// J_Daito //> the story of the "good guy" unless you're in a gag manga or f[BLEEP]king around here is that you need to work to overcome odds.
[14:02] <// J_Daito //> and by here I mean this house specifically.
[14:02] <// J_Daito //> And even in here the good guys work at it.
[14:03] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> You seem personally offended. It's not like anyone's ever really gotten over you since 200...5?
[14:04] <// J_Daito //> I know but I see the attitude and it irks me.
[14:04] <// J_Daito //> No one will take the time to craft any kind of intricate strategem if they know the end result is going to be "RAR I got myself some magical 'roids and now you get blown away"
[14:05] <// J_Daito //> Or if they do it will have to be so subtle only 5% will take on the challenge.
[21:02] * Joanna Smithson is watching RAW..and is half drunk