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<scoutGIRL95> hey SpeedRcrX, how do I produce logs
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> go to the bathroom

welcome to #suburbansenshi

[16:46] <D. Kakaku> are there any good places to see right now?
[16:54] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I don't know.
[16:55] *** BBL lawn work
[17:13] * Matsumi Kaze is away 
[17:43] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte is back
[17:50] * Anesha saunters on in.
[18:12] * Paisley Pythia Peinforte looks at Anesha.
[18:12] *** Anesha is a 5'7" half-succubus demon with red hair and orange eyes. Eoria's younger half-sister, she's traveled across many a dimension and has a surprising knack for botany and plant control. Unlike her sister, she has a 2' long tail, coiled behind her. More information about her is Here.
Her image Song is: Heavy African from Metal Slug 5 by Toshikazu Tonaka.. She is Level 1.

[18:12] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Hallo
[18:26] <@SpeedRcrX> Hey Paise you're a Telekinetic right do you think the next time we have a party you can use your mind-powers to spin the bottle so that I get to make out with the Green Orion Slave Girl
[18:26] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Aren't you married?
[18:27] <@SpeedRcrX> Yeah but if it's a random game of random chance with her in it and it lands on the Green Orion Slave girl then she can' complain right
[18:27] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ...but I'd be rigging it
[18:27] <@SpeedRcrX> But she doesn't know that
[18:27] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ...I'm also a psychic and just relayed this whole conversation to her mentally
[18:28] * @SpeedRcrX is away: F[BLEEP]K!
[18:28] <Matsumi Kaze> HA
[18:28] *** Matsumi Kaze [] has joined #suburbansenshi
[18:28] <@spiritflame> konbanwa Matsumi Kaze
[18:28] * Mdm_Maestro is away: you'll be LUCKY if I ever do THAT to you again!
[18:28] * Matsumi Kaze is back in for a little bit
[18:28] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Hallo Matsumi
[18:28] <Matsumi Kaze> just stopping by
[18:28] <Matsumi Kaze> hello paisley
[18:30] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> 'Lo
[18:30] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> how are you?
[18:31] <Matsumi Kaze> eh ok
[18:32] <Matsumi Kaze> you?
[18:34] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Not bad.
[18:35] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> making it though the day.
[18:38] <Matsumi Kaze> same
[18:40] * Anesha takes a moment to stretch out.
[18:41] <Matsumi Kaze> i was just stopping in..i'll be back later!
[18:41] *** Matsumi Kaze [] has left #suburbansenshi
[18:43] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte waves
[18:44] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte reads twitter
[18:50] * Matsumi Kaze has posted a super long rant on Twitter
[18:53] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte reads thread 1/1254
[18:56] <Anesha> Hm?
[18:58] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> A long twitter rant. Blast I have to dash for a bit.
[18:58] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte is away: dinner
[19:02] * Anesha takes a look at this Twitter-based rant.
[19:32] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte is back
[19:39] * Anesha holds a hand out, and a large vine slithers in and up her arm. "...."
[19:40] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Plants?
[19:41] * ~ Something approaches the outside of the fence surrounding the House and peers inside.
[19:42] <Anesha> Yeah. Ever since I was a kid I've always had a very high affinity for working with plantlife. You'd be surprised to hear all the weird in-law issues they have.
[19:43] * The Kits are now outside the fence, grinning and looking at the House!
[19:44] * The Kits has moved to: [ Outside ]
[19:44] <Chibi-AnTil> :P
[19:44] <Chibi-AnTil> I can't believe you talked me into doing this.
[19:44] <Chibi-Alex> ^____^
[19:44] <Chibi-Catri> Trust us.
[19:45] <Chibi-Sylvester> Besides, we're ALL armed, remember?
[19:46] <Chibi-AnTil> Knowing these people they'll either ignore us totally or charge out here in full bravado mode to posture more than any given episode of "JoJo's Bizarre Adventure".
[19:47] <@SpeedRcrX> ........
[19:47] <@SpeedRcrX> Right.
[19:47] * @SpeedRcrX goes ot the roof and gets out the Lava
[19:47] * @SpeedRcrX starts catapulting lava at the kits
[19:47] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Where the F[BLEEP]K did you get LAVA
[19:48] * @SpeedRcrX has moved to: [ Roof ]
[19:48] <@SpeedRcrX> [Roof] SCREAM HEATEHNS
[19:48] <@SpeedRcrX> [Roof] ^HEATHENS
[19:48] <@SpeedRcrX> [Roof] It'S EXTERMINATUS TIME
[19:48] <Chibi-Alex> .....
[19:48] <@SpeedRcrX> [Roof] CAN YOU SPELL E X T E R M IN A T U S
[19:48] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> She is taking this no kits thing very seriously
[19:48] <// J_Daito //> I'm up for a meal as well
[19:49] <// J_Daito //> They dared intrude upon the sacred territory
[19:49] <@SpeedRcrX> [Roof] THIS IS MY HOUSE AND I WANT YOU TO G T FO
[19:49] * The Kits [Outside] are OUTSIDE the Fence!
[19:49] <@SpeedRcrX> [Roof] I DON'T CARE
[19:49] <@SpeedRcrX> [Roof] TERRITORIAL WATERS
[19:50] * @SpeedRcrX [Roof] points to the HOTEL
[19:50] <The Kits> [Outside] [URL]{/URL} Dance as they dodge everything hurled at them, just to MOCK Haruka since they're in "INTERNATIONAL WATERS".
[19:51] <@SpeedRcrX> [Roof] Jedite
[19:51] <The Kits> [Outside]
[19:51] <@SpeedRcrX> [Roof] I giver you permission TO EAT THE F[BLEEP]KERS
[19:51] *** The Kits has left #suburbansenshi
[19:51] <// J_Daito //> They kleft
[19:51] <// J_Daito //> Damn it.
[19:51] * // J_Daito // stomach growls
[19:51] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I think they thought they found a loophole
[19:52] <@SpeedRcrX> [Roof] Everything I see from this house is mine
[19:52] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> You're not Napoleon Bonaparte
[19:53] <@SpeedRcrX> [Roof] What is my ThemeSong
[19:53] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> "This is My House" by the Milwaukee Brewers
[19:53] <@SpeedRcrX> [Roof] EXACTLY
[19:53] <@SpeedRcrX> [Roof] They have a HOTEL over there to do whateeeever they want in
[19:53] <@SpeedRcrX> [Roof] BBut this place
[19:53] <@SpeedRcrX> [Roof] - IS MINE -
[19:55] <// J_Daito //> You uhh.. you did not take well to paradigm shift of the HOTEL did you
[19:55] <@SpeedRcrX> [Roof] It creeps up on you like a disease~
[19:55] <// J_Daito //> That is generally MY Line
[19:56] *** Chateaux Concierge [c.h.a.t.e.a.u.x@] has joined #suburbansenshi
[19:56] *** +luna_P sets mode +o Chateaux Concierge

[19:56] <@spiritflame> konbanwa mistress :3
[19:56] <@Chateaux Concierge> Aww man you didn't kill them
[19:56] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ... you were ROOTING for that?
[19:56] <@Chateaux Concierge> Not really
[19:56] <@Chateaux Concierge> but I wanted to see Solarchos bomb the f[BLEEP]k out of you
[19:56] <@SpeedRcrX> [Roof] I can't believe they tested me.
[19:57] <@SpeedRcrX> [Roof] Tested my Resolve
[19:57] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Again, f[BLEEP]king Lav...
[19:57] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Chat what are you doing
[19:58] * @Chateaux Concierge is observing a hologram of eliza in a coffin sleeping comfortably
[19:58] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> That's uh... that's Doctor Freeze levels of creepy.
[19:58] <@Chateaux Concierge> Mommy's Baby is so happy :3
[19:58] <@Chateaux Concierge> Mommy's Baby is in her tiny cocoon coffin smiling her life away :3
[19:58] <@Chateaux Concierge> So happyy
[19:59] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> D:
[19:59] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte steps back a few paces
[19:59] <It should be noted that > Eliza McIntash's brainwaves have diverged recently from the steady pattern they have kept up for weeks.
[19:59] * @Chateaux Concierge is rocking the hologram like a babe in its cradle
[19:59] <@Chateaux Concierge> AwwBaby's bwain is gwowing
[20:00] <// J_Daito //> What is the matter with you
[20:00] * // J_Daito // looks at the TV
[20:00] * // J_Daito // tunes it to the HOTEL
[20:00] <// J_Daito //> LOL the fur-children are in a state of apoplexy
[20:00] <// J_Daito //> That Lava pissed them off
[20:01] <@SpeedRcrX> [Roof] I will f[BLEEP]king unleash Mordor on them
[20:01] <@SpeedRcrX> [Roof] I said no kits I meant no kits
[20:02] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Mayeb ou need to spray-paint it on the side of the House Mad Max Style
[20:03] <@SpeedRcrX> [Roof] Jedite. Do this. And make it look like it was smeared out of human blood.
[20:03] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> YOU ARE SO DARK RIGHT NOW
[20:03] * @SpeedRcrX is now known as Dark Haruka Ten'ou
[20:03] <Anesha> (More like childish.)
[20:03] <// J_Daito //> She has snapped.
[20:03] <// J_Daito //> I approve.
[20:04] <// J_Daito //> Shall I also erect heads on pikes?
[20:04] *** Matsumi Kaze [] has joined #suburbansenshi
[20:04] <@spiritflame> konbanwa Matsumi Kaze
[20:04] <Matsumi Kaze> hey guys what's going on
[20:04] <// J_Daito //> Not much, going to paint a message out of human blood and erect some heads on pikes out from tot ward of babies and kits
[20:04] * // J_Daito // is away 
[20:04] <Matsumi Kaze> ....
[20:04] <@Dark Haruka Ten'ou> I didn't authorizre the heads on pikes
[20:04] <Matsumi Kaze> isn't that getting a bit extreme
[20:05] <@Dark Haruka Ten'ou> ..Oh well
[20:05] <@Dark Haruka Ten'ou> So let it be written so let it be done
[20:05] <@Dark Haruka Ten'ou> MAtsumi
[20:05] <~> - Says the booze-hound with the glass jaw. -
[20:05] <@Dark Haruka Ten'ou> Matsumi.
[20:05] <@Dark Haruka Ten'ou> MAtsumi I had to gaze upon them.
[20:05] <Matsumi Kaze> what?
[20:05] <Matsumi Kaze> ....
[20:05] <@Dark Haruka Ten'ou> The Fur-children
[20:05] <Anesha> ...for this spot being the "Adults Only" corner, certainly a lot of childish behavior going on here.
[20:05] <Matsumi Kaze> you..sure you're ok
[20:05] <~> - How IS that head of yours feeling after last night? -
[20:05] <@Dark Haruka Ten'ou> and within me it did provoke the rage
[20:05] <@Dark Haruka Ten'ou> Listen plant girl
[20:05] * ~ is now known as Beak
[20:05] <Matsumi Kaze> ^^;;; um
[20:05] <@Dark Haruka Ten'ou> The point of being an adult
[20:06] <@Dark Haruka Ten'ou> it to be able to be as childish as you f[BLEEP]king want
[20:06] <Matsumi Kaze> well that's true
[20:06] <@Dark Haruka Ten'ou> and no one can say s[BLEEP]t
[20:06] <@Dark Haruka Ten'ou> because you're an adult now
[20:06] <@Dark Haruka Ten'ou> That is True Power™
[20:06] <@Dark Haruka Ten'ou> Real. Ultimate. Power.
[20:06] <@Dark Haruka Ten'ou> Yeah last night I Was distracted Bork
[20:07] <Beak> Distracted?
[20:07] <Matsumi Kaze> well maybe we can settle down just a bit
[20:07] * @Dark Haruka Ten'ou is now known as Level 9 Dark Overlord of Space Haruka-sama
[20:07] <Beak> Is THAT what you call it? I pummeled you HEAD ON.
[20:07] <Beak> Headbutted you.
[20:07] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ...Have you gone Chunnibyo?
[20:08] <Beak> And put you in a head lock that had you at LIGHT'S OUT in mere SECONDS!
[20:08] * @Level 9 Dark Overlord of Space Haruka-sama covers her left eye with a strange gesture known only to high-level otaku
[20:08] <Anesha> You mean she wasn't chunnibyo to begin with?
[20:08] <@Level 9 Dark Overlord of Space Haruka-sama> that was my elegant deception™
[20:08] <@Level 9 Dark Overlord of Space Haruka-sama> Which you accepted perfectly
[20:09] <@Level 9 Dark Overlord of Space Haruka-sama> All According to keikaku (Keikaku means plan)
[20:09] <Matsumi Kaze> oh good god
[20:09] <Beak> ...
[20:09] <D. Kakaku> with pirated cable right?
[20:09] * Beak bursts out laughing at the sheer inanity of the Human's remarks.
[20:10] <@Level 9 Dark Overlord of Space Haruka-sama> I am a Dark Overlord of the Infinite Space™ I need no cable.
[20:10] <SilverTongue>
[20:10] <@Level 9 Dark Overlord of Space Haruka-sama> What is it strange wolfbeast in the sexy clothing
[20:11] <@Level 9 Dark Overlord of Space Haruka-sama> How may I provide succor
[20:11] <SilverTongue> Level 9 is super weak and what plane are you ruleing over to be considered an overlord?
[20:11] <@Level 9 Dark Overlord of Space Haruka-sama> 9 on your foolish mortal scales perhaps
[20:11] * Beak empties out the refrigerator of alcohol again, leaving behind an equivalent amount of used motor oil.
[20:11] <SilverTongue> Also. Last I checked, you're not a demon
[20:11] <@Level 9 Dark Overlord of Space Haruka-sama> and I am the ruler of the domain over which I rule™
[20:11] <@Level 9 Dark Overlord of Space Haruka-sama> You have not experienced my bed-play
[20:11] <@Level 9 Dark Overlord of Space Haruka-sama> So it is natural you would make this mistake.
[20:11] <SilverTongue> Ewww.
[20:12] <Matsumi Kaze> can we just not talk about this
[20:12] <@Level 9 Dark Overlord of Space Haruka-sama> But be assured, I am the demon
[20:12] * D. Kakaku is suddenly outside thr boundaries now
[20:12] <SilverTongue> Aren't you a lesbian? And I'm gay.
[20:12] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Ugh
[20:12] <@Level 9 Dark Overlord of Space Haruka-sama> That is why we are a perfect match, like two opposing poles of a magnet
[20:12] <SilverTongue> ....
[20:12] *** Beak has left #suburbansenshi
[20:12] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> That's... not how that works.
[20:13] <Matsumi Kaze> are an idiot
[20:13] <@Level 9 Dark Overlord of Space Haruka-sama> The Dark of the Space™ is unique.
[20:13] <@Level 9 Dark Overlord of Space Haruka-sama> What mere mortals call idicoy the gods call geniousity.
[20:13] <SilverTongue> ....How about I just cut to the chase and beat her up. I bet her title is made of cardboard
[20:13] <Matsumi Kaze> .........
[20:13] <@Level 9 Dark Overlord of Space Haruka-sama> Thus it be done
[20:13] * D. Kakaku stutters and laughs
[20:14] <Matsumi Kaze> haruka do you really need to do this
[20:18] <@Level 9 Dark Overlord of Space Haruka-sama> I repulsed the invaders
[20:18] <@Level 9 Dark Overlord of Space Haruka-sama> I suppose I can resume my secret identity
[20:18] * @Level 9 Dark Overlord of Space Haruka-sama is now known as SpeedRcrX
[20:18] <Matsumi Kaze> 9_9
[20:18] <@SpeedRcrX> [Roof] But I'll be ready
[20:18] <Matsumi Kaze> i'm heading back to the hotel
[20:19] <D. Kakaku> so am I, but just one more thing.
[20:20] <@SpeedRcrX> [Roof] Yes strange on-- I mean, Daniel
[20:20] *** Matsumi Kaze [] has left #suburbansenshi
[20:21] *** @SpeedRcrX has moved back to the Ten'ou (Road)House Livingroom
[20:21] <@Chateaux Concierge> hahah Meagan just called 'Ruka a c[BLEEP]t
[20:21] * @Chateaux Concierge is checking out her feeds
[20:21] <@SpeedRcrX> You know
[20:22] <@SpeedRcrX> I'd have sympathy if they weren't warned.
[20:22] <@SpeedRcrX> I'm the one who gets d[BLEEP]ked around with and I'm the c[BLEEP]t
[20:22] <D. Kakaku> there's a surprise next time you pull that stunt.... and start some prank calls instead.
[20:22] <@SpeedRcrX> I'm not taking that s[BLEEP]t
[20:23] <@SpeedRcrX> ..What stunt
[20:23] <D. Kakaku> your level 9 stunt
[20:23] <SilverTongue> I no longer care. Just don't try claiming the title of overlord again
[20:24] <@SpeedRcrX> Yuo klnow there's like a s[BLEEP]tton of overlords right
[20:24] <SilverTongue> Yes.
[20:24] <SilverTongue> But unless you have the power to back up that claim, you'll end up dea
[20:24] <SilverTongue> *dead
[20:24] <@SpeedRcrX> Okay so
[20:24] <@SpeedRcrX> 1` -
[20:24] <@SpeedRcrX> I can't die
[20:25] <@SpeedRcrX> 2 - I literally killed and sucked up the power of a god
[20:25] <@SpeedRcrX> So want to try that again
[20:25] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> You CAN die you just keep gettintg sent back.
[20:26] <@SpeedRcrX> Details
[20:26] <@SpeedRcrX> oh man that kid grinds my gears
[20:26] <@SpeedRcrX> '"> And I sense...smugness and pretentiousness behind it"
[20:27] <@SpeedRcrX> See that's the entitled s[BLEEP]t with kids today I can't stand
[20:27] <@SpeedRcrX> I SAID NO KIDS / KITS
[20:27] <@SpeedRcrX> how is that SMUG
[20:27] <@SpeedRcrX> or PRETENTIOUS
[20:28] <@SpeedRcrX> "Oh I know let's go poke at the bear in her own backyard WAH she's throwing LAva at us"
[20:28] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Okay we get it.
[20:28] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I;m sure they won't do that again.
[20:28] * Matsumi Kaze is back
[20:28] <Matsumi Kaze> haruka they get it i think
[20:29] * @SpeedRcrX harrumphs
[20:29] <Anesha> (And fate tempted. I will get the popcorn for when Tenou gets carpet-bombed for a week straight.)
[20:29] <@SpeedRcrX> We'll see
[20:29] * @SpeedRcrX grumbles
[20:29] <D. Kakaku> don't say I didn't warn ya.
[20:29] <Matsumi Kaze> good!
[20:29] * @SpeedRcrX is away 
[20:29] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> UGH
[20:30] <Matsumi Kaze> she just drives me nuts sometimes
[20:30] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> So
[20:30] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Let's move on.
[20:30] <D. Kakaku> yeah?
[20:30] <D. Kakaku> oh
[20:30] <Matsumi Kaze> yeah
[20:30] * Matsumi Kaze is away 
[20:30] <@Chateaux Concierge> Ugh I need toi deal with stuff. later
[20:30] * @Chateaux Concierge is away: HOTEL
[20:32] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte just plops backwards on Venus Sofa
[20:33] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> - where's exeter god -
[20:35] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte knows the answer but just wants to complain
[20:35] * Kaelyn P. Peinforte sends a text to her mother that she just kicked Ike out of the house and doesn't want to ever see him again and where's the onion dip ice cream
[20:35] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte curses
[20:35] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte texts back "that's nice dear"
[20:35] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte now has to find the slacker
[20:36] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte considers the best way to do this
[20:36] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte makes a pentagram and burns some shonen jump and Dakimura in it
[20:37] *** The Iconoclast [infinitelyshiningmaw@cauldron.sag0.sailorcorpsnet.sen] has joined #suburbansenshi
[20:37] <@spiritflame> konbanwa The Iconoclast
[20:37] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Great Success
[20:38] <The Iconoclast> ZOMG she kicked me out because the baby isn't coming and it just kicks and she's gone insane
[20:38] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> That's what you get for knocking her up again.
[20:39] <The Iconoclast> JERK YOU SHIPPED US
[20:39] <Anesha> Shipped with a shotgun, last I heard.
[20:39] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> HYPOTHETICALLY
[20:40] <The Iconoclast> SHE INITITATED
[20:40] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> You're a MAN you could have said NO
[20:40] <The Iconoclast> To as Peinforte?
[20:40] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Point.
[20:41] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> We get what we want., <_<
[20:41] <The Iconoclast> - yes you do -
[20:41] * The Iconoclast gives her a look
[20:41] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> All right all right f[BLEEP]k off
[20:41] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> You can stay at my place till this is sover.
[20:42] <The Iconoclast> Thanks uhh
[20:43] <The Iconoclast> (what the ehll do I call you)
[20:43] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Paisley.
[20:43] * Kaelyn P. Peinforte sends a text to Paisley crying and wondering where her husband is and asking if he hates her and she just can't find anything!
[20:44] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte texts her back "it wil be fine he can't live without you don't worry he'll come crawling back soon"
[20:44] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Right you'll need to grovel to her
[20:44] <The Iconoclast> Yeah I know the score
[20:45] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte ALMOST has sympathy for the man who knocked up her daughter
[20:45] <The Iconoclast> oh COME ON
[20:45] <The Iconoclast> It's been how many years
[20:45] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I just like harassing you :P
[20:45] <The Iconoclast> Heh.
[20:47] * Anesha checks out a nearby catalog. "Let's see.... heard it was in here..."
[20:48] * Anesha flips a few pages. "No.... nah.... uh-huh..."
[20:49] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> So... Ike... I hear you've been studying galaxy Cauldron?
[20:49] <The Iconoclast> It calls to me.
[20:49] <The Iconoclast> There's some wellspring there
[20:49] <The Iconoclast> beying anything anyone has ever imagined.
[20:49] <The Iconoclast> ^beyond
[20:51] <Anesha> Beyond, huh.... like "beyond gods" or even further?
[20:52] <The Iconoclast> Further. But not.
[20:52] <The Iconoclast> It's like... the wellspring of all creation.
[20:53] <The Iconoclast> I don't think it's sentient in the way we understand it.
[20:55] <Anesha> Hm.
[20:56] * @Eitak_Razal appears wearing a black dress. "I disagree that it's the orgin of ALL creation"
[20:56] *** @Eitak_Razal [] has joined #suburbansenshi
[20:56] *** +luna_P sets mode +o @Eitak_Razal

[20:56] <@spiritflame> konbanwa @Eitak_Razal
[20:57] * The Iconoclast sighs
[20:57] <The Iconoclast> I don't have all the answers 'k
[20:57] <The Iconoclast> Whatever it is it's big
[20:59] *** Matsumi Kaze [] has joined #suburbansenshi
[20:59] <@spiritflame> konbanwa Matsumi Kaze
[20:59] <Matsumi Kaze> hm what's big?
[21:00] <The Iconoclast> My... nevermind
[21:00] <The Iconoclast> Hi Matsumi
[21:00] <Matsumi Kaze> oh hey there Ike
[21:00] <Anesha> Welcome back, Eitak. Heard you were out for a while.
[21:00] <Matsumi Kaze> did I miss anything?
[21:01] * gets some ginger ale
[21:01] * The Iconoclast ^
[21:01] <The Iconoclast> Naw.
[21:02] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte gets something to eat as well
[21:02] * Matsumi Kaze is over at the house
[21:02] <@Eitak_Razal> Yeah I had to... tie up some loose ends
[21:02] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> That doesn't sound sketchy at all.
[21:02] <Matsumi Kaze> .....
[21:02] <Matsumi Kaze> like what?
[21:03] <@Eitak_Razal> I had to pay off my debt to the Caelestian god of evil.
[21:04] <Matsumi Kaze> wait seriously
[21:04] <@Eitak_Razal> .
[21:04] <@Eitak_Razal> Yes. He and I ar- Were, old freinds
[21:04] <Matsumi Kaze> ooooh
[21:06] <The Iconoclast> Debts to gods suck ass.
[21:07] <@Eitak_Razal> .....
[21:07] * Matsumi Kaze opens a ginger ale
[21:10] <Anesha> Normally I'd agree, Ike, but occasionally you do get that one god that's not a complete pain in the ass.
[21:12] <Anesha> It's pretty rare, though --- like "natural lightning on a clear, cloudless day" kind of rare.
[21:17] * The Iconoclast changes the tV to watch some news
[21:18] * Matsumi Kaze just tries to relax
[21:25] * The Iconoclast heads to Peinforte Manor
[21:25] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> STAY OUT OF THE DOLL WING
[21:26] * The Iconoclast is away: right right OH MY JESUS GOD WHAT OGH GOD MY SKIN THE eyes THE EWYESSSS
[21:26] * The Iconoclast is away: AGGFRRUUGGHHTHT
[21:26] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> 9_9
[21:26] <Anesha> ....I think the advice came a bit too late.
[21:26] * Matsumi Kaze decides to relax on the roof a little bit
[21:26] * Matsumi Kaze has moved to: [ roof ]
[21:27] * Matsumi Kaze [roof] lays on the roof, looking at the sky
[21:31] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte has moved to: [ Roof ]
[21:31] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte [Roof] oins her because boredom
[21:31] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> [Roof] How goes the day.
[21:36] <Matsumi Kaze> [roof] eh it goes
[21:36] <Matsumi Kaze> [roof] it's been really quiet lately
[21:37] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> [Roof] Has it? That's good.
[21:39] <Matsumi Kaze> [roof] yeah I guess so
[21:40] * Matsumi Kaze [roof] stares at the stars
[21:43] * Anesha finally finds that thing in the catalog. "Huh... so that info was good after all. Self-cleaning, too.... hm, won't break the bank...."
[21:45] <Matsumi Kaze> [roof] how about you, paisely
[21:47] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> [Roof] Life's been good for the most part.
[21:48] * Anesha does some quick math. (Should be able to afford one easily. I already got a fair few of the other amenities, so that's covered....)
[21:48] <Matsumi Kaze> [roof] good good..
[21:50] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> [Roof] Though it bothers me.
[21:50] <Matsumi Kaze> [roof] hm?
[21:50] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> [Roof] I'm sort of offended by myself.
[21:52] <Matsumi Kaze> [roof] eh??
[21:52] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte [Roof] props herself up by an elbow
[21:52] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> [Roof] Look, ever since I was 16 I've been the independent sort, right
[21:52] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> [Roof] Even before that
[21:53] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> [Roof] I am not the sort who ever wanted someone to "complete
[21:53] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> [Roof] " them
[21:53] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> [Roof] even the phrase makes me throw up a litle inside.
[21:54] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> [Roof] As you know, probably, I have an other hald
[21:54] <Matsumi Kaze> [roof] go on
[21:54] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> [Roof] ^half
[21:54] <Matsumi Kaze> [roof] yeah
[21:54] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> [Roof] and it's made me ridiculously happy.
[21:54] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> [Roof] And it bothers me
[21:54] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> [Roof] Because
[21:55] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> [Roof] sometimes I feel I'm not... independent any longer.
[21:55] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> [Roof] Like I used to be able to be happy all by myself.
[21:55] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> [Roof] But now that happiness is linked to someone else as well.
[21:55] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> [Roof] It bothers me.
[21:56] <Matsumi Kaze> [roof] hm
[21:56] <Matsumi Kaze> [roof] yeah it's a tough transition
[21:56] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> [Roof] ..You're married.
[21:56] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> [Roof] How do you reconcile this? Or is it even a concern for you?
[21:57] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> [Roof] Some people are just 100% gung ho about partnering and don't seem to feel they've lost a thing.
[21:57] <Matsumi Kaze> [roof] well me and 'Deki have technically known each other..for a long time
[21:58] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> [Roof] right
[21:58] <Matsumi Kaze> [roof] and we went though alot the time we met again it was...
[21:58] <Matsumi Kaze> [roof] was a big relief for both of us
[21:58] <Matsumi Kaze> [roof] I mean....granted we did separate a bit while I was in college....but we came back other
[21:58] <Matsumi Kaze> [roof] *together
[21:59] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> [Roof] Well I guess you were the destined sort.
[21:59] <Matsumi Kaze> [roof] yeah
[21:59] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> [Roof] I just feel like I'm not soverign any longer.
[21:59] <Matsumi Kaze> [roof] ..the word destiny implies no choice
[21:59] <Matsumi Kaze> [roof] there is choice
[21:59] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> [Roof] I didn't mean it like that
[21:59] <Matsumi Kaze> [roof] knowing you, paisley
[22:00] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> [Roof] I meant it like this was a thing you were both most likely heading for and comfortabel with and geared towards.
[22:00] <Matsumi Kaze> [roof] you will ALWAYS be sovereign around that guy :P
[22:00] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte [Roof] snorts
[22:00] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> [Roof] But here's e thing
[22:00] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> [Roof] if he's away, or sad, or hurt
[22:00] * @Eitak_Razal has moved to: [ Roof ]
[22:00] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> [Roof] I hurt as well. and not because of the connexion
[22:00] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> [Roof] And I miss him
[22:01] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> [Roof] and It ferels weird needing to have someone near.
[22:01] <Matsumi Kaze> [roof] oh it will feel weird!
[22:01] <Matsumi Kaze> [roof] trust me
[22:02] *** Anesha [VineWhisperer@Makai.dw] has left #suburbansenshi (*off to home. She's gonna do a secure checkbook balance before ordering*)
[22:04] <Matsumi Kaze> [roof] but it will become a good feeling too
[22:04] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte [Roof] nods
[22:04] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> [Roof] I'm really not used to this kind of thing.
[22:06] <Matsumi Kaze> [roof] do you regret it?
[22:06] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte [Roof] flails
[22:06] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> [Roof] No!
[22:06] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> [Roof] Not at all!
[22:07] * Matsumi Kaze [roof] laughs a little
[22:07] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> [Roof] I'm just... irritated that apparently there was a void in me yet to be filled (NOT LIKE THAT :P)
[22:08] <Matsumi Kaze> [roof] well now you've learned a bit about aren't losing anything of yourself
[22:08] <Matsumi Kaze> [roof] just..say you're evolving a bit
[22:08] * Matsumi Kaze [roof] sits up a bit, the crescent moon shining behind her a little in the night
[22:08] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte [Roof] sits up as well
[22:08] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> [Roof] Evolving, eh?
[22:09] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> [Roof] I hadn't considered it in that light.
[22:10] <Matsumi Kaze> [roof] you're simply taking on the next level of your life
[22:10] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> [Roof] next...level? But I'm a filthy casual!
[22:10] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte [Roof] laughs
[22:10] * Matsumi Kaze [roof] laughs too
[22:11] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> [Roof] I have been changing, ever since I got here, I think.
[22:12] <Matsumi Kaze> [roof] I think we all have
[22:14] <Matsumi Kaze> [roof] and it's not a bad thing
[22:17] * Matsumi Kaze [roof] looks back up at the stars
[22:17] <Matsumi Kaze> [roof] hey paisley?
[22:19] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> [Roof] hmm?
[22:21] <Matsumi Kaze> [roof] I certainly am the luckiest person in the universe to know you all
[22:23] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> [Roof] At the risk of sounding like a sentimental fool, I feel the same.
[22:24] <Matsumi Kaze> [roof] ^_^
[22:25] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> [Roof] :)
[22:30] * Matsumi Kaze [roof] smiles and then glances around
[22:30] <Matsumi Kaze> [roof] what do we do
[22:32] <Matsumi Kaze> [roof] you know
[22:33] <Matsumi Kaze> [roof] I always felt bad that I wasted's time
[22:33] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> [Roof] Did you?
[22:33] <Matsumi Kaze> [roof] well pretty much
[22:33] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> [Roof] I mean as I undersood it you just went to her planet and died a lot.
[22:33] <Matsumi Kaze> [roof] I decided against getting back my god form
[22:33] <Matsumi Kaze> [roof] yeah pretty much
[22:33] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> [Roof] I doubt she had much to do in the span of that.
[22:33] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> [Roof] Oh?
[22:33] <Matsumi Kaze> [roof] true
[22:33] <Matsumi Kaze> [roof] yeah
[22:33] <Matsumi Kaze> [roof] I mean
[22:34] <Matsumi Kaze> [roof] all I did was try and follow the others
[22:34] <Matsumi Kaze> [roof] I just wanted to be useful to them
[22:35] <Matsumi Kaze> [roof] but I think I did it for the wrong reasons
[22:35] <Matsumi Kaze> [roof] so I decided...well...
[22:35] <Matsumi Kaze> [roof] it wasn't right
[22:36] <Matsumi Kaze> [roof] i mean if i'm just taking on those God Powers for that reason
[22:36] <Matsumi Kaze> [roof] I might as well be like Haruka
[22:37] * Matsumi Kaze [roof] chuckles at that
[22:38] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> [Roof] Heh.
[22:40] <Matsumi Kaze> [roof] so yeah I...feel like I let down
[22:40] <Matsumi Kaze> [roof] I was a lousy student ^^;;; probably the first to flunk out
[22:42] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> [Roof] Well your heart wasn't in it.
[22:43] <Matsumi Kaze> [roof] no probably not
[22:43] <Matsumi Kaze> [roof] I should probably head home
[22:44] <Matsumi Kaze> [roof] heh sorry to take up so much of your time
[22:44] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> [Roof] Oh yes because my rooftop schedule is jam-packed
[22:44] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte [Roof] smiles
[22:44] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> [Roof] 'night
[22:45] * Matsumi Kaze [roof] climbs back down and heads out
[22:45] *** Matsumi Kaze [] has left #suburbansenshi
[22:48] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte [Roof] lies back and watches the stars for a bit
[22:50] * there is currently an aerial fight between an Ultrabeing and a monster in the night
[22:50] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> [Roof] Japan
[22:51] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> [Roof] Jaapn's pretty nice.
[23:00] * Caligo leans against the house, watching the street
[23:41] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte is away: *goes home to just let herself be happy for once
[12:58] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte [Roof] texts to kaelyn that she was given a ring <_<
[13:00] *** @Paisley Pythia Peinforte has moved back to the Ten'ou (Road)House Livingroom
[14:51] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte plays with a Polyhedral die in her hand
[14:51] <FireFly_9> Is that a D20?
[14:51] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Mmm, yes and no.
[14:52] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte holds it up tot he light and lets the light play through it- it's a pretty translucent red.
[14:52] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Do you know one reason why Haruka won't have dice in this house?
[14:53] <FireFly_9> I think she had a bad time in several games of Dungeons and Dragons.
[14:53] <FireFly_9> I think a Demogorgon was involved.
[14:53] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Well there's another reason.
[14:53] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte flips the die up and down in her hand.
[14:54] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> These little buggers-- if used correctly-- are like Quantum-Path locks.
[14:54] <FireFly_9> I'm sorry?
[14:54] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte tries to conceptualize this in a way laypeople can get
[14:55] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Right. So, You like poetry yes? Frost. The Road not taken.
[14:55] <FireFly_9> Two roads diverged in a wood, and I— I took the one less traveled by, And that has made all the difference.
[14:56] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Quite. Now, in that poem, the traveler has all the agency, no? He decides what path to take, and that choice shapes the rest of his life.
[14:56] <FireFly_9> I follow.
[14:57] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte holds up the die.
[14:57] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Now.
[14:57] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Imagine if said traveler had one of these, and relied upon it.
[14:57] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Who is choosing the path now?
[14:57] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Is it him, or the die?
[14:57] <FireFly_9> Wouldn't it be chance?
[14:58] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Chance, as filtered, refined, packaged and delivered via the die.
[14:58] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> The decision ceased to be his the moment he threw it.
[14:59] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> All agency, gone. Life path locked, by whatever face the die presents.
[14:59] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Success? Failure? Out of his hands. Perhaps out of his responsibility, even.
[14:59] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> "I didn't choose to do this, the dice said I should."
[14:59] <FireFly_9> Well one chooses to subordinate oneself to the dice, no?
[15:00] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Precisely
[15:00] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> And being a free spirit as she is, Haruka has thrown off said shackles.
[15:00] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> This die, hoewver, is more than that.
[15:00] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> It can force a being to its conclusions.
[15:01] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> It warps causality itself to bring about the result it indicates.
[15:02] <@Eitak_Razal> I hate dice.
[15:02] <@Eitak_Razal> I got killed by some once
[15:02] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> See?
[15:02] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> They're eicked things.
[15:03] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ^wicked
[15:03] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte looks at the blood-red polyhedron
[15:03] <@Eitak_Razal> If a Dee Ehm offers you some dice, refuse!
[15:03] <FireFly_9> So why do you have it?
[15:03] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Exeter had it kicking around as a souvenier.
[15:03] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I'm looking for an appropriate way to destroy it.
[15:04] * @Eitak_Razal [Roof] is wearing a black d10 on a necklace
[15:04] *** @Eitak_Razal has moved back to the Ten'ou (Road)House Livingroom
[15:04] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> But I can't help but admire its construction.
[15:09] <@Eitak_Razal> Make sure it's not cursed
[15:11] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I'm sure some would say it is.
[15:11] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Thi spparently belonged ot a goddess of some kind.
[15:12] <@Eitak_Razal> No I mean that literally
[15:12] * @Eitak_Razal casts a few detection spells, making sure not to cast any that would trip traps
[15:15] *** it's not cursed
[15:18] <@Eitak_Razal> ...Well that's boring
[15:22] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> things associated with certain Goddesses tend to be.
[15:23] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte does not get along with many gods / goddesses
[15:28] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> So how've you been. Eitak?
[15:42] <@Eitak_Razal> ....Don't wanna talk about it
[15:43] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Ah.
[16:10] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte has no idea what to do small-talk wise
[16:11] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> So that weatrher's something, innit.
[16:19] <@Eitak_Razal> I guess
[16:26] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ....right.
[16:31] * Griselda slides out from beneath one of the nearby plants. "So this is where that one leads..."
[16:37] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte is away: called home to deal with nonsense
[17:27] <Vermellia X. Rosso> So
[17:27] <Vermellia X. Rosso> The hOTEL
[17:27] <Vermellia X. Rosso> Ten'ou House
[17:27] <Vermellia X. Rosso> PAinforte Manor
[17:27] <Vermellia X. Rosso> ^Peinforte
[17:27] <Vermellia X. Rosso> Are those thre Three Houses™
[17:28] * Vermellia X. Rosso gets suded by whoever the f[BLEEP]k makes those games
[17:40] * Vermellia X. Rosso is BROKE NOW WHAT
[17:41] * Vermellia X. Rosso gets thrown in debtor's prison but there the guards are being murdered by evil rioters so she saves them and thus gets a pardon
[18:00] <golD_lux> Hey sis!
[18:00] * golD_lux high-fives her
[18:01] * golD_lux turns on the TV to Alien the Musical
[18:05] <golD_lux> Wow Sigourney Weaver
[18:05] <Vermellia X. Rosso> Real Xenos are nasty
[18:05] <golD_lux> I know
[18:06] <golD_lux> One time some of them even blinded Sueperman for a bit
[18:10] <golD_lux> Hahaha the flag was part of the Auditorium I was wondering why it was in the Notromo Lander
[18:10] <Vermellia X. Rosso> B E C A U S E A M E R I C A
[18:19] <Vermellia X. Rosso> RANDOM MUSICAL ACT
[19:18] <Vermellia X. Rosso> They did such a good job with this
[19:46] * yeah the gravity isn't working here either
[19:46] <Griselda> ...OK, who pulled a Fighter and slayed Gravity this week?
[19:51] <Vermellia X. Rosso> No idea
[19:52] * the timeline changes
[19:52] <Griselda> (What in the name of--- )
[19:53] * Vermellia X. Rosso nd cressida look at each other
[19:53] <Vermellia X. Rosso> Whawaas that
[19:53] <D. Kakaku> huh?
[19:53] <golD_lux> Something just blipped in spaceitme
[19:53] * golD_lux checks her Vortex Manipualtor
[19:54] * the timeline has changed..something has happened which shouldn't have orignally
[19:54] <D. Kakaku> what?
[19:55] <golD_lux> I dunno I just get the effect of "something changed"
[19:55] <D. Kakaku> something blew up?
[19:56] <Griselda> Feels like the timeline took a big 'ol jump sideways....
[19:56] <golD_lux> I dunno.
[19:56] * something finally comes up on the search
[19:56] <golD_lux> I need the stuff at the HOTEL for this
[19:57] <golD_lux> or not
[19:57] * golD_lux checks
[19:58] <D. Kakaku> hm?
[19:59] <Griselda> Verdict?
[20:01] <golD_lux> I'm still tryign to make sense of it
[20:01] * - two words appear on the search: SAILOR COSMOS
[20:02] <D. Kakaku> sailor cosmos?
[20:02] <Griselda> ....the hell? I thought she wasn't supposed to show up for some several odd-years.
[20:06] <golD_lux> I dunno
[20:07] <Griselda> Well, no use sitting around here. I'mma be back.
[20:07] * Griselda is away: Investigating
[20:09] <D. Kakaku> wanna go see what that is outside?
[20:11] <golD_lux> Sure
[20:11] * golD_lux is away: ss2
[20:12] * D. Kakaku is away: ss2
[20:12] * Vermellia X. Rosso guards the base
[21:39] * Lobelia Carlini , MEANWHILE, has set up a drinking contest
[21:40] * @SpeedRcrX is lying ont eh ground with a tube in er mouth just suckling the keg
[21:40] <Lobelia Carlini> OK...GET UP RUKA
[21:40] <Lobelia Carlini> gotta d...gotta do the next part
[21:41] * @SpeedRcrX props her self up
[21:41] <@SpeedRcrX> Whu...whut's next.
[21:42] * Lobelia Carlini brings out a knife
[21:42] <@SpeedRcrX> ....i'm not alloweed to do the knife finger game
[21:42] <@SpeedRcrX> last time i almost ut off michiru's dr. evil pinky finger
[21:43] <@SpeedRcrX> didn't know i wuz supposed ot.. to use my nand
[21:43] <Lobelia Carlini> HA
[21:46] <Lobelia Carlini> f[BLEEP]king hell give me your hand
[21:47] <@SpeedRcrX> I can't... I can't
[21:47] <@SpeedRcrX> I can't marry u michiru would be mad and it would be bigmay
[21:47] <@SpeedRcrX> big May
[21:47] <@SpeedRcrX> Aunt May
[21:47] <@SpeedRcrX> oh man you think Tony Did her
[21:47] <@SpeedRcrX> oh man
[21:47] <@SpeedRcrX> oh man ><
[21:48] <@SpeedRcrX> Tony X Aunt May
[21:48] <@SpeedRcrX> "Show me your iron man" she said to him
[21:48] <@SpeedRcrX> and peter heard it
[21:48] <@SpeedRcrX> ...peter hears it all
[21:48] <@SpeedRcrX> oh god
[21:48] <@SpeedRcrX> oh god
[21:48] <Lobelia Carlini> you know I boned my boss
[21:49] <Lobelia Carlini> it was like..magic
[21:53] <@SpeedRcrX> Damn wasn't that like an HR violation
[21:53] <@SpeedRcrX> Man.. your hair is white
[21:53] <@SpeedRcrX> are you...
[21:54] <@SpeedRcrX> are you like...
[21:54] <@SpeedRcrX> are you The Ultra Instinct
[21:58] <Lobelia Carlini> ....
[21:59] * Lobelia Carlini sets Haruka on fire
[22:07] * @SpeedRcrX CREAMS like Homer Simpson
[22:07] * @SpeedRcrX SCRESM TOO
[22:07] <Lobelia Carlini> HA
[22:08] * @SpeedRcrX grabs ther nearest bottole of liquid and pours it on the fire
[22:08] * This bottle is EVERCLEAR
[22:12] <Lobelia Carlini> ...
[22:12] <Lobelia Carlini> I just bought this suit
[22:12] <Lobelia Carlini> s[BLEEP]t

[22:13] * HOUSE KILL COUNT: 182
[22:15] * Lobelia Carlini is reduced to charred bones by the blast
[22:17] * @SpeedRcrX revives
[22:17] <@SpeedRcrX> f[BLEEP]k
[22:18] * Charred Skeleton lays there.....
[22:18] * Charred Skeleton 's arm suddenly grips the ground....then pulls itself up
[22:18] * @SpeedRcrX pokes at the ekelton
[22:19] * Charred Skeleton 's head muscles and blood vessels rapidly start to grow over it's frame
[22:21] <@SpeedRcrX> eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek
[22:22] * @SpeedRcrX is so grossed out right now
[22:23] * Charred Skeleton 's eyes regrow back as well as its skin flows and tightens over it's body
[22:24] <@SpeedRcrX> Wait simon doesn't have tits
[22:24] <@SpeedRcrX> ...well he was fat? or was he
[22:24] <@SpeedRcrX> Wait
[22:24] <@SpeedRcrX> Who is this reanimating body
[22:25] * Charred Skeleton arches back as hair regrows
[22:25] * Charred Skeleton is now known as Lobelia Carlina
[22:25] <Lobelia Carlina> GAAAH.....urgh
[22:25] * Lobelia Carlina can't regrow clothes, however
[22:25] * @SpeedRcrX nosebleeds
[22:25] * Lobelia Carlina glances over Haruka
[22:27] * @SpeedRcrX tends ot revive clothed
[22:27] * @SpeedRcrX doesn't accept the fact that no one wants to see her nekkid
[22:27] <Lobelia Carlina> ...
[22:27] <Lobelia Carlina> your clothes
[22:27] <Lobelia Carlina> give them to me
[22:29] <@SpeedRcrX> What are you supposed to be, the Terminator?
[22:29] * @SpeedRcrX realizes who she is talking to and starts takin them of
[22:29] * Lobelia Carlina puts on the clothes
[22:30] * Mdm_Maestro comes home from a day outt and sees Haruak disrobing in front of a naked Lobelia
[22:30] <Mdm_Maestro> HARUKA!!!!!!
[22:30] * Mdm_Maestro DEEP SUBMERGES HARUKA
[22:30] *** @SpeedRcrX [] has quit IRC (AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE)
[22:31] * Lobelia Carlina puts on whatever clothes she can find
[02:18] *** Lobelia Carlina has left #suburbansenshi
[19:53] * New Star is visible in the sky.
[20:00] * New Star will be visible in the sky DECADES LATER.
[21:31] * New Star is, to clarify, not visible in the sky now.
[20:52] *** Matsumi Kaze [] has joined #suburbansenshi
[20:52] <@spiritflame> konbanwa Matsumi Kaze
[20:52] * Matsumi Kaze [roof] walks in
[20:53] *** Matsumi Kaze has moved back to the Ten'ou (Road)House Livingroom
[20:53] <Matsumi Kaze> HELLOOOO
[20:55] * Cricket noises respond back.
[20:57] <Matsumi Kaze> ..seriously?
[20:57] * Cricket noises intensify~
[20:59] <Matsumi Kaze> COME ON
[21:00] * Cricket noises get even stronger. Good lord there must be a massive hopper somewhere close....
[21:00] <Matsumi Kaze> ....
[21:00] <Matsumi Kaze> I'M READY FOR YOU
[21:01] * Do you dare investigate?
[21:01] * Matsumi Kaze DOES SO
[21:02] * You follow the sounds.... and you FIND----
[21:02] * Griselda is standing on one leg, rubbing her other one against it. Holy cats she speaks cricket?!
[21:03] <Griselda> Oh, hey Matsumi. How you doing?
[21:06] * Griselda rubs her legs together again, producing more cricket noises to fill the silence.
[21:08] <Griselda> ......what? Never seen a girl practice her cricket before?
[21:15] * Griselda 's eyes rapidly glow. {0000 0 0-00 0-00 ---}?
[21:17] <Matsumi Kaze> ...
[21:17] <Griselda> She lives!
[21:27] <Griselda> least, I think she does.
[21:28] * Griselda waves a hand in front of Matsumi's face. "Anyone home?"
[21:31] <Griselda> ....did I break her again?
[21:40] <Matsumi Kaze> hm??
[21:41] <Griselda> OK, whew, for a moment there I thought you mentally crashed.
[22:01] <Matsumi Kaze> HUH WHAT?
[22:02] <Griselda>'re really spacing out tonight.
[22:14] * Matsumi Kaze has a beer in ahand
[22:22] <Matsumi Kaze> huh?
[22:29] <Griselda> You OK?
[22:45] <Matsumi Kaze> yeah yeah
[22:53] <Matsumi Kaze> I'm just fine
[22:55] <Griselda> Just making sure.
[23:00] * Matsumi Kaze crashes to the ground
[23:05] <Griselda> were saying.
[23:06] * Griselda reaches down to pull Matsumi up and onto the nearest open couch.
[00:03] *** Griselda [FORBIDDEN@404] has left #suburbansenshi (*IRL tired*)
[00:11] *** D. Kakaku has joined #suburbansenshi
[00:11] <@spiritflame> konbanwa D. Kakaku
[00:14] <Matsumi Kaze> zzzzz
[00:22] <D. Kakaku> ummm, ok.
[00:22] * D. Kakaku puts on something that begins with a Ginger Ale commercial!
[00:38] * Matsumi Kaze is still asleep..she's deeply drunk
[00:46] * Matsumi Kaze SNOOOOORES
[00:48] <D. Kakaku> eh, ok.
[00:57] * D. Kakaku sits down on a chair and continues watching
[01:01] <D. Kakaku> uh-hu/part falls asleep moments later
[01:01] *** D. Kakaku has left #suburbansenshi (falls asleep moments later)
[13:04] * @Eitak_Razal is being counterproductive and informing you that he/she/it/whatever is lurking.
[19:13] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte comes in laughing
[19:13] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Adam had better be happy~ LOL
[19:14] <Exeter L. Wakefield> I'm not complaining~
[19:14] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> You were certainly complaining when you hhad to go buy the Ahegao shirt LOL
[19:15] <@Eitak_Razal> .....
[19:15] <Exeter L. Wakefield> Well.. how the f[BLEEP]k does one go about that in polite socirty? "Hi I need to buy my fianceé an Ahegao shirt for a calendar shoot."
[19:15] <@Eitak_Razal> Nope. Nope nope. Nope nope nope. I'm not getting invovled in this one
[19:15] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Just like that~
[19:15] <Exeter L. Wakefield> Then you could ahve done it :P
[19:17] <@Eitak_Razal> Also, when you need to buy something you don't want to, you say nothing, put on your most confident face and just buy it.
[19:17] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Ahh but you see in this relationship you are the amanuensis
[19:17] <Exeter L. Wakefield> .... Eitak
[19:17] <Exeter L. Wakefield> It's not he sort of think you can just buy off the shelf.
[19:17] <Exeter L. Wakefield> You have to go to the associate and ask for it.
[19:17] <Exeter L. Wakefield> "Yes it's the shirt with all special faces on it. Yes. The happy faces.
[19:18] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I'm fairly certain they ARE happy faces.
[19:18] <Exeter L. Wakefield> ~_~
[19:18] <@Eitak_Razal> Oh. Same thing then. you go up, say I need this thing, point to an online listing on your phone" and say nothing else
[19:18] * @Eitak_Razal is totally ignoreing the object at hand
[19:18] <Exeter L. Wakefield> IT'S A SHIRT COVERED ON O-FACES
[19:19] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Oi Adam made the request XD
[19:19] * Exeter L. Wakefield headbutts the wall and feels slightly better
[19:19] <@Eitak_Razal> ...wasn't there a website selling those.
[19:19] <@Eitak_Razal> Also, your flaw is you have shame
[19:19] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Well this is for a 2020 alendar you see.
[19:20] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I've tried to break him of the habit, but it does persist.
[19:20] <Exeter L. Wakefield> You have shame too, Paisley you just pretend not to :P
[19:20] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ...I have less shame than you.
[19:20] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> But I send you to do the shameful tasks so you will grow as a person. As a man.
[19:21] <Exeter L. Wakefield> You just like shoving sheep across minefields :P
[19:21] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Only one particular sheep.
[19:21] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ...Has your hair gone greyer?
[19:21] <Exeter L. Wakefield> WHOSE FAULT IS THAAAAT
[19:22] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte laughss and goes to the kitchen
[19:22] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Here, here. Have some ice cream.
[19:22] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte brings back some for all who want it.
[19:23] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> So who's next.
[19:23] <Exeter L. Wakefield> Cressida.
[19:24] * Griselda pokes her head in. "I heard conversations about shamelessness, what's going on?"
[19:24] <Exeter L. Wakefield> And thank god we don't need an ahego shirt there for that.
[19:24] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Just a photoshoot for a calendar.
[19:24] <Griselda> Oh, cool.
[19:24] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Which you all wont' see until later.
[19:24] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Assuming the work is done quickly.
[19:24] <Griselda> Hey, good things come for those that wait♫
[19:24] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte gives Exeter a significant look.
[19:24] <Exeter L. Wakefield> It'll be done :P
[19:25] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Yes says Sir "I ama Lord of Time but look at me I want to feel empathy for the common man so I got a debasing DAY JOB"
[19:25] <Exeter L. Wakefield> ...
[19:26] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> You have technology. You don't need money. And even if you DID Your fianceé is f[BLEEP]king rich. You're welcome to spednd my money :P
[19:26] <Griselda> 'w'
[19:26] <Exeter L. Wakefield> That's not it
[19:26] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Yeah I know you've got some secret plan or something you're not telling me about.
[19:26] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ME. YOUR LIFE PARTNER AND OTEHR HALF
[19:27] <Exeter L. Wakefield> You're just making up conspiracies in your head :P
[19:27] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Right. We'll see.
[19:27] <Griselda> (This should be good~)
[19:30] <Exeter L. Wakefield> :P
[19:33] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> How goes it, Eaitak, Griselda?
[19:35] <@Eitak_Razal> Well enough
[19:37] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I wonder.
[19:37] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> //trivia start
[19:37] <@> @Paisley Pythia Peinforte has enabled trivia mode
[19:37] <@> first question: what color are sailor jupiter's eyes (Current Jackpot: G¥31)
[19:37] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ...
[19:37] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> brown
[19:37] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> green
[19:37] <@spiritflame> ♦ Paisley Pythia Peinforte is on the board with 1 point! [Lifetime: 1]
[19:37] <@spiritflame> next question: who is the tallest sailor senshi (Current Jackpot: G¥32)
[19:37] <Griselda> Huh. How long has it been since this was a thing.
[19:37] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> haruka
[19:37] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Setsuna
[19:37] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Haruka
[19:37] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> THE F[BLEEP]K
[19:38] <@> @Paisley Pythia Peinforte: not chibiusa
[19:38] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> .......................................
[19:38] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte will punch whoever made this in the face
[19:38] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Uranus
[19:38] <@spiritflame> ♦ Paisley Pythia Peinforte has got 2 in a row! [Lifetime: 2]
[19:38] <@spiritflame> next question: sailor v wins a trip to go to _________ on vacation
[19:38] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> hell
[19:38] <Exeter L. Wakefield> Wow what
[19:38] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> <_<
[19:39] <@Eitak_Razal> Hawaii
[19:39] <@Eitak_Razal> hawaii
[19:39] <@> Exeter L. Wakefield: not where she ends up, but where she was supposed to go
[19:39] <Exeter L. Wakefield> Greece
[19:39] <Exeter L. Wakefield> greece
[19:40] <Exeter L. Wakefield> Hawai'i
[19:40] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> hell
[19:40] <Exeter L. Wakefield> WILL YOU STOP SAYING HELL
[19:40] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> but I'm amused by the thought <_<
[19:41] <Griselda>
[19:41] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> "Sailor V goes to Hell: A Children's Sorty."
[19:44] <Griselda> And then she kicks the crap out of its denizens. Going all Doomguy on those b[BLEEP]ches♫
[19:45] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> heh
[19:50] <Griselda> IDDQD and IDKFA, motherf[BLEEP]kers!!
[19:50] <Exeter L. Wakefield> I remember those codes~
[19:51] *** David O`Cain [] has joined #suburbansenshi
[19:51] <@spiritflame> konbanwa David O`Cain
[19:51] <David O`Cain> Don't forget about Heretic and Quake series.
[19:51] <David O`Cain> Also, yo.
[19:53] <David O`Cain> Oh, and Descent.
[19:54] <David O`Cain> And Duke 3D, Catacombs, Wolfenstein, and Blood.
[19:55] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ...I played Tetris
[19:56] <David O`Cain> Nothing wrong with that. It's a classic puzzler.
[19:59] * Matsumi Kaze is face down on the floor, snoring
[20:01] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte pokes her with a stick
[20:02] <Griselda> ....she's still here? I thought she went home last night.
[20:05] * Matsumi Kaze snoooores
[20:11] <David O`Cain> What happened to her? Nasty tranq?
[20:14] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> MAybe?
[20:18] * Griselda leans down to sniff Matsumi's breath.
[20:25] <Griselda> Maybe she got totally sloshed?
[20:39] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Always a possibility
[20:40] <David O`Cain> Aside from Matsumi down and out, what's been going on?
[20:41] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte snorts
[20:42] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I made Exeter get me an Ahego shirt.
[20:42] <Exeter L. Wakefield> Stop telling people :P
[20:44] <David O`Cain> What?
[20:47] <Exeter L. Wakefield> Noting.
[20:47] <Exeter L. Wakefield> ^Nothing.
[20:48] * there's a text sent to Paisley
[20:53] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte checks her mobile
[20:53] * it's a local news text..Windsor has completely vanished
[20:55] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ......................
[20:55] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte drops her phone, stunned
[20:55] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Exeter, test Kae please
[20:55] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ^text
[20:56] * Exeter L. Wakefield tries to reach Kaelyn
[20:58] * Kaelyn P. Peinforte 's phone is out of range
[20:59] <Exeter L. Wakefield> ...nothing
[20:59] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte>
[20:59] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> f[BLEEP]k
[20:59] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte looks visibly shaken
[21:00] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> We... we need to find it
[21:00] <Exeter L. Wakefield> Yeah
[21:00] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte takes out her ipe but her hand's shaking a bit
[21:01] * Exeter L. Wakefield steadies her hand and lights it
[21:01] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte inahles some of the vapours and tries to scry where Windsor is
[21:05] * Windsor has been flung outside time and space
[21:14] <@Eitak_Razal> everything alright there?
[21:16] <David O`Cain> Evening, Eitak.
[21:17] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte exhales in something of relief
[21:17] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte looks a bit less shaken
[21:17] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Windsor got thrown across Time and Space
[21:17] <@Eitak_Razal> Just now?
[21:18] <Exeter L. Wakefield> ...I love how you're relieves that that's "all" is is.
[21:18] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Oi as long as they're somewhere that means they're not dead.
[21:18] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ...did Rick f[BLEEP]k up an experiement again?
[21:18] <Exeter L. Wakefield> ....
[21:19] <@Eitak_Razal> ...Isn't the queen only at Windsor on the weekends?
[21:19] <Exeter L. Wakefield> Paise
[21:19] <Exeter L. Wakefield> how.. .far along is Kaelyn
[21:19] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Well she's over d... s[BLEEP]t
[21:19] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Oh.
[21:19] <Exeter L. Wakefield> Yeaaah it must be...
[21:20] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Must be...
[21:20] <Exeter L. Wakefield> baby time
[21:23] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte may or may not be telepathically sending this vode ot Kelyn :3
[21:23] <Griselda> Well, no use sitting here. Should we head out and find Windsor?
[21:24] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> No no
[21:24] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> it should eb fine.
[21:24] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I think we'll get it back once the "package" has been delivered.
[21:26] <@Eitak_Razal> wait was it the town or the castle
[21:26] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> The town.
[21:26] <@Eitak_Razal> oh
[21:27] * there is just MASSIVE amounts of static and psychic screaming shot back at Paisley
[21:27] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte lets Exeter hear it instead :3
[21:27] <Griselda> ....I have the feeling there will be a LOT of dazed and confused people.
[21:27] * Exeter L. Wakefield goes tumbling back and smacks into a fishtank, getting douses
[21:28] <David O`Cain> Hoo boy.
[21:28] * @Eitak_Razal uses a spell to catch any fish that come out in bubbles of water
[21:29] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> This Connexxion is so useful at times :3
[21:29] <Exeter L. Wakefield> I l have my revege
[21:41] <Exeter L. Wakefield> ...I will have my revenge
[21:41] * Exeter L. Wakefield is f[BLEEP]ked up
[21:41] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> :<
[21:41] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte takes pity on him and sits on Venus sofa, putting hishead in her lap
[21:42] <Exeter L. Wakefield> @_@
[21:49] <Matsumi Kaze> huh what
[21:49] <David O`Cain> Hey, Matsumi.
[21:50] <Griselda> She lives. But is she conscious?
[21:52] <Matsumi Kaze> I'm conscious!
[21:53] <Matsumi Kaze> I'M CONCIOUS WHERE AM I
[21:55] <David O`Cain> The house.
[21:56] <Matsumi Kaze> WHAT HOUSE!?
[21:57] <David O`Cain> Ten'Aino.
[21:58] <David O`Cain> Right?
[22:05] <Matsumi Kaze> ...
[22:05] <Matsumi Kaze> am I still wearing pants?
[22:06] * Griselda takes a look.
[22:08] * Matsumi Kaze is indeed wearing pants
[22:09] <Griselda> Pants have been confirmed.
[22:11] <Matsumi Kaze> oh g-
[22:11] * Matsumi Kaze SLAMS hard into the floor of the room
[22:11] <Griselda> ???
[22:12] * Matsumi Kaze 's hair is glowing blue-green again and she has that weird ass aura around her
[22:12] <Matsumi Kaze> *muffled* F[BLEEP]KING HELL
[22:14] <Griselda> Ah, powers going 31 different kinds of cranky again?
[22:16] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte takes a few photos
[22:17] * the phone actually fizzles and then explodes
[22:18] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> D:
[22:19] <Exeter L. Wakefield> haah you got served
[22:19] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte smacks his head down into her lap again :P
[22:19] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Shtu up and remain unconcious
[22:21] * Matsumi Kaze flails on the ground
[22:26] <Matsumi Kaze>
[22:27] * @Eitak_Razal offers Matsumi a hand
[22:27] * Matsumi Kaze weighs about a ton right now
[22:28] * Griselda pops over to help Matsumi up.
[22:28] <Matsumi Kaze> uggggh
[22:29] * David O`Cain lends a hand in helping Matsumi get back up
[22:30] * Matsumi Kaze 's hair turns back to normal and she's back to her regular weight
[22:31] <Griselda> Up you go.
[22:32] <David O`Cain> Easy does it.
[22:47] <Matsumi Kaze> I'm ok i'm ok
[22:55] <Qeinoss> Matsumi?
[22:55] <Matsumi Kaze> GAH F[BLEEP]K!!!!!
[22:55] * Matsumi Kaze JUMPS and crashes into the TV
[22:55] <David O`Cain> Huh?
[22:57] <David O`Cain> What is it, Matsumi?
[22:57] <Qeinoss> is this a bad time? it's a bad time..i'll come again later
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[22:58] * David O`Cain has a confused look on his face
[23:01] <Matsumi Kaze> GEEZ
[23:03] <David O`Cain> What was that all about?
[23:06] <Matsumi Kaze> nothing i guess
[23:07] <David O`Cain> Okay. You were all jumpy.
[23:19] <David O`Cain> I oughta head on home. Catch you guys later.
[23:19] *** David O`Cain [] has quit IRC (Time to go.)
[23:24] * Matsumi Kaze sits on a sofa and leans back
[23:55] * Matsumi Kaze hums a tune to herself
[00:00] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> :/me and Exeter pass out for the night on a long sofa since their home just isn't where it's supposed to be right now
[00:00] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte ^
[00:02] * Matsumi Kaze sits in the silence
[00:31] *** D. Kakaku has joined #suburbansenshi
[00:31] <@spiritflame> konbanwa D. Kakaku *** Happy Tanabata!!
[00:34] <D. Kakaku> evening
[01:09] <Matsumi Kaze> hey there
[01:17] <D. Kakaku> how's it going tonight?
[01:37] <Matsumi Kaze> eh it goes
[01:58] <D. Kakaku> mmm anything going on recently?
[02:16] <Matsumi Kaze> nope
[02:36] <Matsumi Kaze> I'm heading off
[02:36] <Matsumi Kaze> night
[02:38] <D. Kakaku> good night.
[02:38] *** D. Kakaku has left #suburbansenshi (Yeah! Let's go!)
[07:37] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte is up and pacing
[07:37] <Exeter L. Wakefield> It'll be fine. Everything will be fine. Kaelyn will be fine.
[07:37] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> - I don't even LIKE babies. -
[07:37] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> But I want this one to be all right.
[07:38] <@SpeedRcrX> OR I IWLL SET THEM ON FIRE
[07:38] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Yes, yes, that's fine :P
[07:38] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I'm fully capable of following instructions :P
[07:39] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte is pacing so much she is wearing a hole int he carpet
[07:40] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> You know... I never wanted kids. I still don't. The world is so f[BLEEP]ked up I just don't want to bring someone into this. But at the same time I was gifted with one thanks to Mango's machine and I love her. And I'm worried about her. It's f[BLEEP]king wierd and amazing.
[07:40] <Exeter L. Wakefield> Why do you consider it wierd that you're worried for someone?
[07:41] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Like you, sir, I expected to spend the rest of my life just withering away in the manor, but here I am with some semblance of a life
[07:41] <Exeter L. Wakefield> It's funny how that works, isn't it~
[07:41] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> It is~
[08:23] <@Eitak_Razal> ....
[08:23] <@Eitak_Razal> I wonder...
[08:23] * @Eitak_Razal has a mischievous grin
[08:24] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> What do you wonder
[08:37] * @Eitak_Razal leans over an whispers "What if we spiked Haruka's drinks with a youth potion and turned her into a kid"
[08:40] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte shakes her head "Imagine her with the youthful energy of an idiot child. Besides, I'm also on the child-free train. It's much more relaxing and they're not in your hair all the time."
[08:40] <@Eitak_Razal> You're no fun
[08:41] <@Eitak_Razal> ...also there's something about this place that seems to bring out sociopathic tendencies in me
[08:44] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I can be lots of fun :P
[08:47] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Tell her, Ex :P
[08:47] <Exeter L. Wakefield> She's loads of fun.
[08:47] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> You sound liek you're in a hostaghe video :P
[08:48] * Exeter L. Wakefield stomps a Typo-Demon for her and laughs
[08:49] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> My idea of fun just doesn't involve screaming barely-post-foetal micropeople who s[BLEEP]t themselves recreationally and insist upon their own cuteness
[08:50] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I'm not mentally wired to deal with "frenetic."
[10:08] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> That said I'm so excited for this baby
[10:08] <Exeter L. Wakefield> ....
[10:09] <Exeter L. Wakefield> Can you say that again? I'd like to record it and play it back to you at annoying, embarassing times.
[10:09] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> :/
[10:11] * Someone slides Exeter something.
[10:12] * Exeter L. Wakefield checks this something
[10:12] * Oh hey! It's a recording of Paisley♫
[10:12] <Exeter L. Wakefield> hee
[10:12] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ಠ_ಠ
[10:13] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I will hurt you
[10:14] <Exeter L. Wakefield> No you wouldn't :P
[10:14] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Lysistrata :P
[10:14] <Exeter L. Wakefield> .... THAT WOULD HURT YOU TOO :P
[10:15] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Not as much as you XD
[10:15] <Exeter L. Wakefield> I did without for 10,000 years :P
[10:16] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Yes but thne I happened and I doubt you'd be able to stand it :P
[10:16] <Exeter L. Wakefield> <_<;
[10:29] <Thrash 2> nooo doubt *takes another swig of beer*
[10:32] <Exeter L. Wakefield> Helloo... Thrash.
[10:32] * Exeter L. Wakefield says it as "Thrahs" not "Throsh"
[10:32] * ^"Thrash"
[10:34] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte smacks Exeter ont he back of the head
[10:34] <Thrash 2> HA
[10:34] <Thrash 2> good one!
[10:35] * Thrash 2 pauses and notices the beer is empty and tosses it aside
[10:36] <Thrash 2> sooooooooooooooo have I met you yet?
[10:37] <Exeter L. Wakefield> I can safely say you have not met me yet.
[10:37] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ...YOU HAVE NEVER MET HIM AT ALL.
[10:38] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte smacks Exeter and whispers "what the f[BLEEP]k is wrong with you"
[10:38] <Exeter L. Wakefield> I'm old, maybe I don't care any more <_<
[10:39] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> The Fact of YOU is a dangerous thing so kindly S T F U
[10:39] <Thrash 2> why are you whispering
[10:39] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> BECAUSE IT'S FUN
[10:40] <Thrash 2> yes. yes it is.
[10:59] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte is pacing again
[10:59] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Exeter wasn't there a thing int he future to make childbirth safer?
[10:59] <Exeter L. Wakefield> T-Section.
[11:00] <Exeter L. Wakefield> The baby is beamed out of the mother.
[11:00] <Exeter L. Wakefield> But natural birth is preferred because of hormone balancing and such.
[11:00] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> It sounds horribly convenient though.
[11:00] <Exeter L. Wakefield> It is.
[11:00] <Thrash 2> why not just use a loom
[11:01] * Exeter L. Wakefield looks at Thrash like he said the dirtiest of dirty words
[11:01] <Exeter L. Wakefield> Why not just mix up DNA in a blender and grow it on an organic scaffold and maybe dice in some Daimonms while you're at it :P
[11:02] <Exeter L. Wakefield> Hey let's just sew in some body parts too
[11:02] <Exeter L. Wakefield> Or make a Synthoid baby
[11:02] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte watches Ex's slow descent into apoplexy with amusement
[11:03] * Thrash 2 has a face that screams he was obviously baiting him into doing this
[11:03] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Welllllll.... it is possivble the Pythia may have rendered RASSILON impotent at the end <_<
[11:04] <Anesha> Wow, someone is 2000% mad today.
[11:04] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> And Rassilon was an arse about it and claimed she rendered all time lords sterile before banishing her to Karn.
[11:04] <Thrash 2> apperently he's going to be a grandfather
[11:05] <Thrash 2> baby nerves and all that
[11:05] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte just groans
[11:05] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Exeter, go sit in the corner and face the wall
[11:06] <Exeter L. Wakefield> WHAT AM I FIVE
[11:06] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> You're more like two and a half, technically.
[11:06] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Go!
[11:06] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte points ot the wall :P
[11:07] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Otherwise, Lysistrata :P
[11:07] * Exeter L. Wakefield grumbles and faces the wall. FOR NOW YOU HEAR
[11:12] <Anesha> Ah, the mires that can be a relationship.
[11:17] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Meh. He puts up with it because I'm basically a peer :P
[11:17] <Exeter L. Wakefield> How long do I have to scrutinize this wall :P
[11:17] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Are you calm now? No more ranting?
[11:18] <Exeter L. Wakefield> I'm completely calm.
[11:18] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ...Looms.
[11:18] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Yeah you need more wall-staring time.
[11:19] * Exeter L. Wakefield grumbles LOUDLY
[11:24] <Thrash 6> Exeter still acting up?
[11:24] <Thrash 8> ^
[11:24] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Yes. Looms were mentioned.
[11:24] <Exeter L. Wakefield> <incoherent swearing>
[11:25] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> MY GOD MAN are you foaming at the mouth?
[11:25] <Thrash 8> ah yes....
[11:28] * Thrash 8 walks over and pats him on the head "poor poor old man"
[11:31] <Anesha> Huh. Don't think I've heard swears in that language before.
[11:31] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Indeed.
[11:42] <Thrash 8> WELL
[11:53] <Exeter L. Wakefield> I'm better now.
[12:02] <Thrash 8> looms?
[12:06] <Exeter L. Wakefield> - I'm BETTER. NOW. -
[12:07] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte giggles, which is a rare sound
[12:07] * Thrash 8 gtiggles a bit herself
[12:07] <Thrash 8> *giggles
[12:08] <Thrash 8> oh you're so amusing
[13:34] <D. Kakaku> heh heh.
[13:34] <D. Kakaku> looms.
[13:46] <Exeter L. Wakefield> I'd be upset but you don't know hat looms are :P
[14:47] * The Magistra leans her head in "Looms"
[14:48] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ...then why are you yelling, love~?
[14:48] <Exeter L. Wakefield> <_<;
[14:48] <D. Kakaku> hehehehehehe
[14:59] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte paces back and forth thinking about Kaelyn and the baby and Doritos
[14:59] <Exeter L. Wakefield> ...Doritos?
[15:00] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I'm hungry :P Could you be a dear
[15:00] * Exeter L. Wakefield is away: getting Doritos
[15:05] * Exeter L. Wakefield brings back a few bags
[15:06] * Exeter L. Wakefield shares them out
[17:53] * Anesha perks her head up, and as she looks over to her right, she sees a vine creep in. She reaches down to pick it up.
[18:45] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte gets an MMS

[18:46] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ...
[19:16] * ~ Outside the House, beyond the fence, a lone figure is taking a few measurements.
[19:19] *** Yuuka Kazami has joined #suburbansenshi
[19:19] <@spiritflame> konbanwa Yuuka Kazami *** Happy Tanabata!!
[19:20] * Yuuka Kazami just paces back and forth, examining everything with those harsh red eyes of hers and that creepy grin.
[20:33] *** Yuuka Kazami has left #suburbansenshi ("Okay, Reisen. I got those measurements for you.")
[21:04] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte paces back and forth tryign to scry to get any word of the pregnacy
[21:08] * the news runs a story....Windsor has suddenly reappeared without warning
[21:09] <Anesha> ....methinks that's a sign.
[21:11] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte tries to call Kaelyn or Ike
[21:16] * Kaelyn's phone rings but she's not answering
[21:20] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte opens an infodial to try an d see what is happening
[21:20] * Anesha steps outside, and makes use of her connection to nature to tap into its vast network. She listens for anything coming out of Windsor ---- 'cause she knows that once this info breaks her grand-neice would be over there at speeds that made the Instantaneous Movement look like a snail's pace.
[21:29] * the dial shows a busted hospital room for the most part...but Kaelyn is laying in a bed...she looks haggard and exhausted.and she's holding a newborn baby in her arms
[21:34] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Excellent. The child is here.
[21:36] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> //me closes the ifodial so the child is not HERE HER E
[21:40] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I'ma grandmother again
[21:40] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> That's so f[BLEEP]king weird
[21:41] <Anesha> How so?
[21:42] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Because I've never given birth to a child.
[21:43] <Anesha> Ah.
[21:44] <Thrash> yes but do you regret this?
[21:44] * Thrash sips some wine
[21:46] <Thrash> by rassilon sorry
[21:46] <Thrash> I'm sure you've been asked that a hundred times
[21:48] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> No.
[21:49] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> It made me a better person.
[21:49] <Thrash> excellent answer
[21:49] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I had to learn to care about and love other peeople before I could do the same for myself
[21:51] <Thrash> so when do you plan to visit?
[21:57] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I would say tomorrow.
[21:57] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> She will be in no state tonight,, I'd imagine.
[21:58] <Thrash> that hospital is probably in no state..traveling through time and space
[22:00] <Anesha> Hate to see the repair bill for that mess.
[22:06] * Thrash checks a watch
[22:06] <Thrash> if you all excuse me
[22:06] <Thrash> I have a 10 year old's birthday to attend to
[22:07] <Anesha> Have fun.
[22:07] * Thrash nods and walks out
[22:07] *** Thrash has left #suburbansenshi
[22:21] <The Magistra> <.<
[22:21] <The Magistra> >.> is dad gone?
[22:21] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I think so.
[22:29] <Anesha> Coast is clear.
[22:53] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte supposes it's time to check out a show she was recommended: Bojack Horseman"
[00:20] * Anesha hears a beep come from her pocket, and so checks her cell. "Oh~"
[00:23] <Anesha> Off I go. Got me a hot date tonight♫
[00:23] *** Anesha [VineWhisperer@Makai.dw] has left #suburbansenshi (*with a shuffling of vines, she's on her way out*)
[07:49] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte wakes up groggy, this is the second or third time she's had to rough it in this house. Kicks a Typo-Deamon off Exeter's head where it was curled up like a cat
[07:49] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Christ wher do these things come from.
[07:50] <> I thought we'd discovered the source of them at one point.
[07:50] <// J_Daito //> ^
[09:37] <The Magistra> I thought typo-prinnies had replaced them
[09:39] <// J_Daito //> They co-exist. Andy maybe, they breed.
[09:39] <// J_Daito //> ^and
[16:00] * @The Intern borrows this pace for wiki work
[16:00] <@The Intern> Warning: Template:Characterbox is calling Template:T with more than one value for the "1" parameter. Only the last value provided will be used.
[16:01] * @The Intern decides to look at the template
[16:38] * @The Intern *thinks* there's a lot of cruft she can remove.
[16:55] * @The Intern fixed the template but it barely put a dent in anything
[16:57] <Exeter L. Wakefield> It's Template "Quote" now
[16:58] <@The Intern> Ugh I'll deal with it
[17:01] <@The Intern> I don't know why that is even a template ><
[17:07] <@Eitak_Razal> Because I wanted it
[17:08] <@Eitak_Razal> There are actully two diffrent quote templates, one for inline quotes and one for discriptive quotes you'd use at the start of a section or the like
[17:08] <@The Intern> ಠ_ಠ
[17:12] <@Eitak_Razal> also the latter one is on like a dozen pages
[17:14] <@The Intern> well something in that sea of curly braces is causing the issue
[17:18] <@Eitak_Razal> I copied the template from Wikipeida so
[17:21] <@The Intern> mayeb we should check if there is a newer one.
[17:52] * Freya Felinus CRASHES through the wall and SLAMS into the far wall, leaving a crater @_@
[17:54] <@The Intern> ...
[17:56] * @The Intern checks on Freya
[17:58] * Freya Felinus has LUCKLY not broken any bones...
[17:58] * Freya Felinus , however, is badly bruised and unconcious
[18:02] <Cosmic Q> OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD
[18:02] *** Cosmic Q has joined #suburbansenshi
[18:02] <@spiritflame> konbanwa Cosmic Q
[18:02] * Cosmic Q runs in through the hole in the wall
[18:02] <Cosmic Q> I'm so so so so so sorry
[18:04] <Cosmic Q> ><
[18:05] * Cosmic Q glances to Intern
[18:06] <Cosmic Q> she was trying to help me train and she just..told me to punch her and...well i didn't feel like that would be good so I just...gave her a touch like..
[18:06] * Cosmic Q gives a super gentle tap against one of the completely explodes outwards.......and goes about 100 miles away
[18:07] <Cosmic Q> ..oops
[18:12] <@Eitak_Razal> ....
[18:12] * @Eitak_Razal pulls out her umbrella for when the roof collapses
[18:18] <Griselda> Yeah, you might need a sturdier study-buddy.
[18:20] <Cosmic Q> gah sorry sorry sorry!
[18:21] * the roof does finally fall in
[18:24] <Cosmic Q> gah crap crap
[18:40] <Cosmic Q> ....

[18:41] * HOUSE KILL COUNT: 183
[18:41] <Cosmic Q> ... >.>
[18:42] * @Eitak_Razal slaps Matsumi around a bit with a large trout
[18:43] * the trout is atomized just by touching Matsumi
[18:44] <Cosmic Q> >___>
[18:45] <Griselda> ...seems I'm gonna be putting in that call, after all.
[18:54] <Cosmic Q> uhh ok
[19:07] <Cosmic Q> just to warn you
[19:07] <Cosmic Q> ..I don't have insurance if I accidentally kill them >.>
[19:14] <Griselda> No worries. We've got..... what, a hundred different ways to deal with accidental disintigration on the job?
[19:15] * ~ A deep rumbling sound can be heard in the distance, not all that far away from the House.
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[19:17] <@spiritflame> konbanwa Executioner
[19:17] *** Beak has joined #suburbansenshi
[19:17] <@spiritflame> konbanwa Beak
[19:17] *** M16A1 has joined #suburbansenshi
[19:17] <@spiritflame> konbanwa M16A1
[19:17] <Griselda> 'Sides, ain't like you're the only Beyond-God being in the cosmos at the moment.
[19:18] * Executioner , Beak, and M16A1 are far outside the remains of the House, observing.
[19:18] <Executioner> Are we late?
[19:18] <M16A1> I think we're early.
[19:21] <Beak> >:D
[19:21] <Cosmic Q> huh?
[19:22] * Beak , Executioner, and M16A1 are all sitting way outside the House, like they're expecting something.
[19:23] <Griselda> Oh hey, it's the T-Dolls. Wonder what they're up to this go-around?
[19:27] * Beak and Executioner look extremely excited about something.
[19:28] * ~ The rumbling sound in getting louder, and the tone of it is unnerving. There's a weird growling sound to the angry growl of a hunting tiger.
[19:28] <Cosmic Q> huh what
[19:29] <Griselda> Sounds like something heavy's approaching. Did they bring out the Metal Slugs this time?
[19:30] <~> Suddenly both of THESE crest a low hill and rumble towards the House. THREE HUNDRED TONS AND ELEVEN BARRELS OF PURE FIREPOWER!! EACH!!
[19:31] <Griselda> Drive me closer! I want to hit them with my sword!!
[19:31] * The Baneblades APPROACH!! And there's people standing on top of them carrying...
[19:31] * ~ INSTRUMENTS??!
[19:31] *** Reisen Udongein Inaba [LunaticMoonRabbit@FedCom.Net (Pirated Serve] has joined #suburbansenshi
[19:31] <@spiritflame> konbanwa Reisen Udongein Inaba
[19:31] <Cosmic Q>
[19:31] *** has joined #suburbansenshi
[19:31] <@spiritflame> konbanwa
[19:31] <Griselda> 0w0
[19:32] *** Fujiwara no Mokou [CrimsonWatchguard@FedComNet(pirated server)] has joined #suburbansenshi
[19:32] <@spiritflame> konbanwa Fujiwara no Mokou
[19:32] <Griselda> YEEEEESSSS
[19:32] *** Nue Honjou has joined #suburbansenshi
[19:32] <@spiritflame> konbanwa Nue Honjou
[19:32] *** Sanae Kochiya has joined #suburbansenshi
[19:32] <@spiritflame> konbanwa Sanae Kochiya
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[19:33] <@spiritflame> konbanwa Hatate Himekaidou
[19:33] <Cosmic Q> ...
[19:33] * ~ Oh f[BLEEP]king s[BLEEP]t! IT'S MAXIMUM THE TOUHOU!!!!
[19:33] * Cosmic Q just..walks away
[19:33] *** Cosmic Q has left #suburbansenshi (>.>)
[19:34] * Reisen Udongein Inaba looks ashen-faced and PISSED
[19:34] * Reisen Udongein Inaba is also dressed like a Commissar of the Imperium of Man.
[19:35] * ~ The Baneblades screech to a halt and aim their turrets (ALL of them) at the area around the House (or what's currently left of it).
[19:37] * Hatate , Sanae, and Nue start up with the whining guitar peal that build in intensity...then...
[19:37] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> - FIRE!!!!! -
[19:38] * The Baneblades each fire a blast from the main cannons at the area surrounding the House while Mokou begins a truly INSANE drum beat!!!
[19:38] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> - FIRE!!!! -
[19:38] * The Baneblades fire again! The maddening speedmetal continues apace!!
[19:39] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> - FIRE!!! -
[19:39] * The Baneblades unleash again!
[19:39] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> - FIRE!!!! -
[19:40] * The Baneblades let loose with a blast from their hull-mounted Demolisher cannons!
[19:41] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> - Fly hard into the night!! Strapped to a rocket ignited!! -
[19:41] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> - Last meal sits in your body! Petrol-promethium-gunpowder-fyceline! -
[19:42] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> - Last rights given to you! Genuflecting with a gun! -
[19:43] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> - Punishment outweighs the crime! Explode into the desert sky! -
[19:44] * Fujiwara no Mokou goes CRAZY with the drum beats, easily matching the continuous firing of the twin-linked heavy bolters mounted in the side sponson turrets as they tear up the ENTIRE yard!!
[19:44] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> - SAY! YOUR! GOODBYES! -
[19:45] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> - THAT! WAS! YOUR LIFE! -
[19:45] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> - YOU'LL PAY! ALL! YOUR! PENANCE! -
[19:45] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> - BATTLE! CANNON! DEATH SENTENCE! -
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[19:47] <@spiritflame> konbanwa Megan O`Cain
[19:47] * Meanwhile Hatate, Sanae, and Nue are all headbanging like their necks are broken as they keep up with guitar-playing of COSMICALLY HORRIFIC SPEEDS!!
[19:47] <Megan O`Cain> The hell is this?
[19:48] * Fujiwara no Mokou keeps up with the drum beats, now matching the firing sounds of the Baneblades' 30mm autocannons firing!
[19:48] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> - D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-DIE~!! -
[19:48] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> - D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-DIE~!! -
[19:48] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> - D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-DIE~!! -
[19:49] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> - D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-DIE~!! -
[19:49] * Meanwhile the SF T-Dolls are just watching as if in a state of holy rapture. *__* *___* O__o
[19:50] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> - I'm a rocket! A roman candle! -
[19:51] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> - A f[BLEEP]king missile on my way to hell! -
[19:52] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> - I'm a martyr! A saint of sinners! And you will know me with your death! -
[19:52] * Megan O`Cain gets out her e-kiseru, and takes an occasional puff as she watches
[19:53] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> - THERE'S NO ONE THAT CAN MAKE ME REPENT THE THINGS I'VE DONE!!! (insert insane headbang with each syllable) -
[19:55] * The Baneblades have kept up a continuous barrage of lascannon, heavy bolter, and autocannon fire on the House's yard. I'd say that it's BEYOND aerated at this point. Probably got rid of any pesky moles too.
[19:56] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> - I'm a rocket! A f[BLEEP]king weapon! -
[19:56] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> - Of mass destruction! Exterminatus! -
[19:57] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> - Your gods have left you! You won't get pardoned! -
[19:57] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> - The Despoilers waits with fear in his eyes! -
[19:58] * ~ The next couple of minutes are filled with the awesome guitars of Hatate and Sanae playing hard, occasionally punctuated by a battle cannon being fired.
[19:59] * ~ Throughout Sanae's and Hatate's guitar scene the secondary weapons have been silent.
[20:00] * ~ Then they start up again as Mokou begins another MADDENING DRUMBEAT OF THE ELDER GODS and the weapon operators finish reloading!!!
[20:01] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> - Seethingbloodblazingtheskystrappedtothemodeofdestruction!! -
[20:02] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> - Enemies exploding in front! Barbecuedbonefragments!!! -
[20:02] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> - Last moments near you now as the countdown proceeds! -
[20:03] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> - Punishment is your reward! We laugh as we collect your LIIIIIIFE!!!! -
[20:04] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> - Say! Your! Goodbyes! -
[20:05] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> - That! Was! Your! Life! -
[20:05] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> - You'll pay! All! Your! Penance! -
[20:05] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> - BATTLE! CANNON! DEATH SENTENCE! -
[20:06] <All> - SAY! YOUR! GOOD BYES! -
[20:06] <All> - THAT! WAS! YOUR! LIFE! -
[20:06] <All> - YOU'LL PAY! ALL! YOUR! PENANCE! -
[20:07] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> - D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-DIE~!! (insert autocannon solos here!) -
[20:07] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> - D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-DIE~!! -
[20:07] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> - D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-DIE~!! -
[20:08] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> - D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-DIE~!! -
[20:09] * Reisen Udongein Inaba lets out one final barely audible and completely unintelligible growling sound that MIGHT have been words but sound more like they came from a Grizzly Bear attempting to defecate a whole pineapple or something.
[20:10] * The Baneblades start to withdraw, reversing and departing at a lumbering pace.
[20:10] *** Sanae Kochiya has left #suburbansenshi
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[20:11] *** Fujiwara no Mokou [CrimsonWatchguard@FedComNet(pirated server)] has left #suburbansenshi (Some like it hot. I like it hotter.)
[20:11] <Megan O`Cain> Well....that happened.
[20:11] <Megan O`Cain> I wonder. Are they trying to 1-up my brother and cousins' band?
[20:12] *** Reisen Udongein Inaba [LunaticMoonRabbit@FedCom.Net (Pirated Serve] has left #suburbansenshi ("We'll make EVERYTHING metal! BLACKER THAN THE BLACKEST BLACK...TIMES INFINITY!!!!!")
[20:13] * Griselda closes a screen. "And recorded for future listening♫"
[20:14] <Executioner> @__@
[20:14] <Beak> :O
[20:14] <Megan O`Cain> Anyway, hey, guys.
[20:14] <M16A1> ....That was a lot of explosions.
[20:15] <Megan O`Cain> Indeed. They had to expell a lot of shells from all that.
[20:15] <M16A1> I'm still processing all of that.
[20:18] <Megan O`Cain> Looks like your friend (points to Executioner) may need some help, Sixteen.
[20:19] <Executioner> @____@
[20:20] <Beak> So...much...blasting
[20:20] <Beak> Awww, but we didn't get to hear the Tengu-girl and the shrine-maiden do their famous guitar battle!!
[20:26] <Megan O`Cain> Maybe they do that on a different track.
[20:32] <Beak> :f
[20:37] <Executioner> Still!
[20:37] <Executioner> How much did you all see of it?
[20:37] <Beak> I can't believe I got to see an actual Maximum the Touhou event! I wish I could have seen their debut concert!
[20:41] <Megan O`Cain> Yeah? What would you say about this? (shows Beak, Executioner and M16A1 the performance of The O`Cain Family and Friends Tribute Band at Rockfest Gensokyo when they did Slayer's Raining Blood)
[20:43] <Beak> Needs more explosions.
[20:44] <Executioner> More explosions.
[20:44] <M16A1> The music beat was pretty nice.
[20:45] <Megan O`Cain> You two (referring to Beak and Executioner) are gonna be hard to please, aren't you?
[20:48] <Megan O`Cain> If that's the case, try this one (shows the band playing AC/DC's For Those About To Rock).
[20:52] <Executioner> >:D
[20:52] <Beak> ^___^
[20:53] <M16A1> Hard to please? You have no idea
[20:55] <Megan O`Cain> So, how've you three been?
[20:57] <M16A1> Heh, we were waiting for days for THIS event to happen.
[20:57] <M16A1> We heard it was being planned.
[21:06] <M16A1> Speaking of things planned.
[21:07] <M16A1> We have a meeting to attend.
[21:07] * M16A1 , Beak, and Executioner get up to leave.
[21:07] <Megan O`Cain> Hope it goes well.
[21:08] *** Executioner has left #suburbansenshi (So looouuuud~!!! :D)
[21:08] *** Beak has left #suburbansenshi (Destruction~!)
[21:08] *** M16A1 has left #suburbansenshi (We need to figure out how to communicate with the Zone. Someone did SOMETHING with a radio here to make it happen.)
[21:25] * Griselda sends the recording back home. "Another one for the collection."
[21:33] <Megan O`Cain> You stocked up on a lot of videos, haven't you?
[21:34] <Griselda> What can I say --- I like to have my own little library of events. Gives me something to do during those low periods of "everything's cool".
[21:35] <Megan O`Cain> Fair enough.
[21:35] * Megan O`Cain takes a puff from her e-kiseru, and exhales a thin cloud of vapor
[22:46] <Megan O`Cain> Bit of a quiet moment, don't you think?
[23:17] *** Megan O`Cain has quit IRC (Well, back to the suite.)
[23:45] * Griselda hangs around for a bit, incase anyone else decides to drop in.
[00:10] *** Griselda [FORBIDDEN@404] has left #suburbansenshi (*heads home*)
[08:29] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte sits on Venus Sofa and is insisting on being hugged by Exeter, looking a bit rough
[08:29] * Exeter L. Wakefield hugs
[08:29] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I never trhought I'd end up being a person who wanted hugs, but I do. The f[BLEEP]king news I tell you
[08:30] * Exeter L. Wakefield runs a hand through her hair. "Well, on the bright side, there's a new member of the family?"
[08:30] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> In this stupid, f[BLEEP]ked up world? Is that a thing to celebreate?
[08:30] <Exeter L. Wakefield> Of course it is.
[08:30] <Exeter L. Wakefield> Especially in this stupid, f[BLEEP]ked up world.
[08:31] <Exeter L. Wakefield> All it takes is one person to start a movement, to spark change, or lend a helping hand.
[08:36] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I'm in a bad mental spot right now.
[08:37] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> It just seems like that's a- christ I can't think of the word - a meaningless palliative. S[BLEEP]t what is that word.
[08:38] <Exeter L. Wakefield> "Platitutde?"
[08:38] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte snaps her fingers. "Yes, that."
[08:38] * Exeter L. Wakefield looks a bit hurt
[08:40] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte punches his shoulder very lightly. "Sorry I didn't mean you were just trying to shut me up with platitudes."
[08:40] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> But isn't it a bit facile?
[08:40] <Exeter L. Wakefield> What's the alternativem, nihilism?
[08:41] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte makes a shrugging "See?" gesture
[08:45] <Exeter L. Wakefield> In order to counter the madnesss of the world you have to be a little mad yourself. To deny the "facts" and believe you can keep going.
[08:46] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ...which is why yoiu were sitting in a chair in my house for 10,000 years waiting to die?
[08:46] <Exeter L. Wakefield> ....savage
[08:46] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> <_< It's who I am.
[08:47] * Exeter L. Wakefield hugs her tighter "I wouldn't have it any other way."
[08:47] <Exeter L. Wakefield> But rmemeber, you pulled me out of that hole.
[08:47] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ...your point?
[08:47] <Exeter L. Wakefield> Had you not chosen to intervene, I'd still be there, whispering spoilers to you int he dark.
[08:48] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> That sounds kind of kinky
[08:48] <Exeter L. Wakefield> You're so bad :P
[08:48] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> You love that too, lol
[08:48] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte smiles for the first time in a few good hours
[08:48] <Exeter L. Wakefield> You shouldn't hide that amile. It's wonderful.
[08:49] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I only smile when I genuinely feel like it :P
[08:49] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte snuggles closer and interlocks her fingers with his, looking around the livingroom
[08:49] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> So you're saying my intervention saved you.
[08:50] <Exeter L. Wakefield> Mmm-hmm.
[08:50] <Exeter L. Wakefield> Andwho knows what little interventions from people help other people in the most amazing ways.
[08:50] <Exeter L. Wakefield> Yes, the world can be s[BLEEP]tty.
[08:50] <Exeter L. Wakefield> But it can also be amazing.
[09:00] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I'm just so sick and tired of being sick and tired.
[09:08] * Exeter L. Wakefield kisses her on the forehead
[09:22] * Exeter L. Wakefield works from home and is already talking down one idiot from doing something stupid that would get him fired
[09:22] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ...wait you can work from home?
[09:22] <Exeter L. Wakefield> If I want to?
[09:22] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> - THENW HY DO YOU LEAVE ME ALL DAY -
[09:23] <Exeter L. Wakefield> ...We two are like cats. We need our space. Do ytou think 100% proximity all day would work?
[09:23] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I suppose you're right.
[09:23] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> But the manor is prtty f[BLEEP]king large you know.
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[09:41] <@spiritflame> ohayo Aratasujou
[09:41] <Aratasujou> :P
[09:42] * Aratasujou is looking for Paisley and Exeter.
[09:47] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte and Exeter are on Venus Sofa
[09:50] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Grammar Nazis beware, the tiny Familar Yoda is here~
[09:52] * Aratasujou ZIPS up to them.
[09:53] <Aratasujou> Have advise for you, me do!
[09:53] <Aratasujou> EH-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh!
[09:53] <Exeter L. Wakefield> Advice you have? Give to us please!
[09:54] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Christ not you as well, if you both do this i will speak in Pig Latin
[09:57] <Aratasujou> No be feeling good?
[09:57] <Aratasujou> Worried about Things?
[09:57] <Aratasujou> Me thought me heard creepy singing upstairs.
[10:00] <Aratasujou> Me have cure!!
[10:01] <Aratasujou> DANCES for Paisley!
[10:03] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte laughs
[10:04] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> You could direct landing planes with that level of skilll.. .and glow int he dark pocky.
[10:04] <Aratasujou> =^ ^=
[10:04] <Aratasujou> Me also have good-good advice for you!
[10:05] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Oh yes?
[10:06] * Aratasujou clinks her neck for a moment.
[10:06] <Aratasujou> There.
[10:07] <Aratasujou> You are experiencing existential anxiety due to a new family member and trepidation about outside forces beyond your reach and control?
[10:07] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ...You sound like a cable television drugs ad.
[10:07] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> But yes, to a certain degree.
[10:10] <Aratasujou> Focus on that new family member. Enjoy the time with them. Explore with them. Take joy in that. Time will pass faster than you think it will when children are involved.
[10:12] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> You forget that I get drained very quickly around high-energy beings like children. That's why I avoid them.
[10:12] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I can only tolerate Robert for so long before I need to withdraw.
[10:13] <Aratasujou> Prioritize the people who mean the most to you, and de-prioritize the things you can't change. Don't ignore them completely...ignorance is NOT bliss, but don't obsess either.
[10:13] <Aratasujou> But YOU are a Peinforte, yes? :D
[10:13] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I'm working at it.
[10:13] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ....yess?
[10:13] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte gives Arata a look
[10:14] <Aratasujou> Then try treating high-energy children as a new challenge to adapt to.
[10:14] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Haha no. It's not that easy.
[10:14] <Aratasujou> If you can handle a high-energy child like, say, Alexianna or someone else, then you can handle ANYONE! :P
[10:15] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I'm an introvert
[10:15] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I have been alone for most of my life. I'm acclimated to a certain degree of quiet.
[10:16] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I can step out of it a bit to hang out with your guys but even that takes energy.
[10:16] * Aratasujou nod-nods. "Hard to change that kind of inertia."
[10:16] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I run out quickly and have to withdraw.
[10:16] <Aratasujou> Sounds familiar too.
[10:17] <Aratasujou> But, for all you know that new child could turn out to be like YOU in many ways.
[10:17] <Aratasujou> You never know! :P
[10:17] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Actually I do :P
[10:17] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I know she's going to be fairly awesome
[10:18] <Aratasujou> Then have fun with her. As much as you're able to.
[10:18] * Aratasujou clicks her neck again.
[10:18] <Aratasujou> AND STOP BEING SiLLY NEENER-HEAD!
[10:18] * Aratasujou bops Paisley with the SqueakyMallet
[10:20] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> o_<
[10:20] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> hehe
[10:21] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Thans
[10:21] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ^Thanks
[10:22] <Aratasujou> ^___~..V
[10:22] * Aratasujou moonwalks her way out of the room while humming "Battle Cannon Death Sentence".
[10:23] *** Aratasujou has left #suburbansenshi (NYORO~!! =^ ^=)
[10:42] * @Eitak_Razal is reading fanfics while lounching on a her chair that she's dragged in
[10:49] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> What have you got there?
[10:53] <@Eitak_Razal> This and that. Just browsing... The hell? ... Somee weird verse where the senshi are duel monstere players and everyone's a girl, maybe
[10:57] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> huh
[11:00] <Griselda> Yeah, you tend to get all kinds of stories. I remember one where Queen Serenity's ressurection spell post-fall had a slight hiccup.
[11:04] <Griselda> One accidental cough and --- whoops, Usagi's not the reincarnation of the Moon Princess.
[11:05] <@Eitak_Razal> ...who writes this trash
[11:12] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> That is brilliant.
[13:16] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte finally feels relaxed enough to do some gaming
[13:16] * Exeter L. Wakefield is not that relaxed :P
[13:20] <Griselda> :3
[13:30] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> :3
[13:37] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Now now your head makes a nice lap pillow :P
[13:52] <Exeter L. Wakefield> :P
[16:43] <SilverTongue> ....Hey is this place rated to talk about hilarious sex toys found on Amazon?
[16:44] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> <_<
[16:44] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> >_>
[16:44] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte notice she does have a @
[16:44] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ....YES.
[16:44] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> PROCEED
[16:45] <Exeter L. Wakefield> You know you only have that because you desperately wanted to post snarky topics, yes?
[16:45] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> that was the past
[16:45] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I AM THE FUTURE
[16:45] <SilverTongue> So you know the old joke "Is that a bannaa in your pocket or are you happy to see me?"
[16:45] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> LET MY REIGN OF TERROR COMMENCE!
[16:45] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Yess~?
[16:46] <SilverTongue> well now it can be both behold
[16:46] <SilverTongue> (I mean it's shapped like a banana but it's still probably NSFW)
[16:47] <SilverTongue> It also comes in corn an cucumber
[16:47] <SilverTongue> *and
[16:48] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ...
[16:48] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> "Permanent Condom Expander Extended Male Chastity Toy "
[16:48] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Yeah if it looked like that It hink the man having it owuld be an incekl for sure.
[16:48] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ^incel
[16:49] <SilverTongue> You wear it over your d[BLEEP]k, I guess it could be used as a condom cause there's no holes and some people into chastity play wear them over the cage for reasons
[16:49] <Exeter L. Wakefield> What the hell is chastity play
[16:50] <SilverTongue> Sex while in a chastity cage.
[16:51] <Exeter L. Wakefield> ...what the f[BLEEP]k is a chastity cage?
[16:51] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> A room with wallpaper with Justin's Beiber's face all over it
[16:52] * SilverTongue leans over and explains it to Exter
[16:54] <Exeter L. Wakefield> YOU HUMANS ARE A F[BLEEP]KED UP SPECIES
[16:54] <Exeter L. Wakefield> I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT
[16:54] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte whaps Exeter
[16:54] <SilverTongue> I'm an incubus thank you
[16:57] * Exeter L. Wakefield just shudders
[16:57] <SilverTongue> I also saw one that was shaped like a hand.
[16:57] <Exeter L. Wakefield> You all with put anything into anything
[18:11] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> How canb yu be linked to me and still be such a prude :P
[18:11] <Exeter L. Wakefield> Because you're also slightly prudish :P
[18:11] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I most certainly am NOT.
[18:11] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Paise, slash me!
[18:11] * Paisley Pythia Peinforte takes out a pen, and opens up her scandalous no moleskine, quickly writing up a tragic triangle between Jade Lin Yao, Valeria Xadium Aino and Lt. David O`Cain, which was all orchestrated by Yura Leocadia to get back silly string they had lost long ago.

[18:12] <Exeter L. Wakefield> ....
[18:12] <Exeter L. Wakefield> There's a reason your erotica is generally bad :P
[18:12] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> :O
[18:12] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> IT's INTENTIONALLY SO
[18:13] <SilverTongue> ....
[18:13] <Exeter L. Wakefield> It's because you find silly euphemisms more fun to write than graphic detail!
[18:13] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> AND WHAT IF I DO
[18:13] <Exeter L. Wakefield> Nothing I like it that way as well <_<
[18:13] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Oh. Well then.
[18:13] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> This is a pointles sargument <_<
[18:16] <SilverTongue>

[18:38] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Yeah Exeter
[18:38] <Exeter L. Wakefield> WHAT :P
[18:40] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Every morning :P
[18:40] <Exeter L. Wakefield> It's called leaving for work :P
[18:41] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> But as we have discovered you can work from home :P
[18:41] <Exeter L. Wakefield> Keyword: Work
[18:41] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Keywords On the Job
[18:41] * Exeter L. Wakefield and Paisley start bickering
[18:48] * The argument gets more and more heated until they decide to SETTLE IT UNDE RTHE TARP ♡

[18:49] *** NOW ON SALE
[18:52] <Griselda> Yeah, definitely gonna tell my great-aunt that's on sale now.
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[18:55] <@spiritflame> konbanwa Chiba_M
[18:55] * Chiba_M walks in and toothglints
[18:57] <SilverTongue> ....I don't know why but that knind of face makes me want to punch it
[18:57] <SilverTongue> Has anyone told you have a really punchable face?
[18:57] * Chiba_M just flexes
[18:57] <Chiba_M> :D
[18:57] * Chiba_M is sooo bishounen right now.
[18:57] <Griselda> Well, what's stopping you, Vandal? Punch away~
[18:59] * Chiba_M foes not speak, letitng his hotness speak for him
[18:59] * Chiba_M is so hot he is sweatign so it looks like he's earing a clingy wet shirt fromt he Cystal ED
[18:59] <Griselda> What hotness?
[19:00] * SilverTongue justs casts Giga Fire on him instead
[19:00] <Chiba_M> :D :D
[19:01] * The Tuxedo Mask BGM plays somehow
[19:01] *** Only it's done by a slow sultry saxophone
[19:01] <Chiba_M> ♫
[19:03] * Griselda pops in earbuds to listen to something better.
[19:04] *** You are now listenng to "Small Lady Talks Big Boys and their B[BLEEP]ers" on the "Pink Princess Power Pr0n Podcast"
[19:06] * Griselda switches to her own custom mix. Take a hint, has-been.
[19:12] * Chiba_M now has a rose between his teeth
[19:16] *** Executioner has joined #suburbansenshi
[19:16] <@spiritflame> konbanwa Executioner
[19:16] * Executioner just stares at Chiba_M with those creepy red eyes of hers.
[19:16] * Chiba_M looks at Executioner.
[19:16] *** Executioner is your average everyday Executioner

[19:16] <Chiba_M> ^_____~
[19:17] <Chiba_M> @ }-,-'--
[19:19] <Executioner> >:D
[19:19] * Executioner rears back that enhanced, claw-like hand of hers and PUNCHES at Chiba_M's face!!
[19:20] * Chiba_M blocks it using the steel-tipped rose in between his teeth, and runs a hand through his perfect male model hair
[19:20] <Chiba_M> :D
[19:20] * Executioner is one of the Sangvis Ferri T-Dolls that emerged from the Zone, apparently seeking out Solarchos and the rest of the Van Saar for reasons that haven't yet been 100% explained. Her appearance is quite distinctive.
[19:21] <Executioner> would be highly attractive if she looked more human-like
[19:22] * Executioner keeps grinning like a maniac as she swings that GIGANTIC sword of hers at Chiba Mamoru.
[19:25] * Chiba_M swivels his hips and BLOCKS with his own gigantic "sword" Bunny-Splitter
[19:26] <@SpeedRcrX> That'sa new kind of c[BLEEP]k-block
[19:26] * Executioner fires off a few rounds from her heavy pistol, trying to catch Mamoru unaware as he's distracted deflecting her blade. >:D
[19:26] * Executioner follows up by spraying the air in front of her with pepper-spray.
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[19:26] <@spiritflame> konbanwa
[19:27] * Chiba_M has aweosme male model sunglasses that block the spray and he catches the bullets in his teeth
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[19:27] <@spiritflame> konbanwa YingGirl
[19:27] * Chiba_M spits them out and dances a cha-cha
[19:27] * Executioner goes for the HEADBUTT.
[19:27] <YingGirl> so today, we knife a pedo?
[19:28] <YingGirl> chris hanson got nothing on us
[19:28] * Chiba_M swivels around this person prancing on his toes
[19:28] * Chiba_M POSES and is BECOME
[19:29] * Chiba_M is now known as Tuxedo MAsk
[19:29] * Tuxedo MAsk is now known as Tuxedo MASK
[19:29] * Tuxedo MASK toothglints and leaps atop the back of a sofa
[19:30] <YingGirl> oh lovely
[19:32] * Executioner goes for the BACKHAND!
[19:32] * Executioner slashes at that sofa, too! She's not being at all careful about the collateral damage.
[19:33] <Executioner> This place seems awfully intact after Maximum the Touhou played here last night!
[19:33] * Tuxedo MASK elegantly backflips over this
[19:33] <Executioner> You must be experts at rapid reconstruction.
[19:33] * Executioner tries to STABHIMINTHECROTCH!
[19:33] * Tuxedo MASK just smiles that infuriatingly perfect smile
[19:33] <YingGirl> roll 1d20 to parry
[19:34] * Executioner tosses from flash-bang grenades. And not just ANY type of flash-bang grenades either! They were stolen from the personal stocks of a certain someone! >:D
[19:37] <YingGirl> lovely
[19:37] * YingGirl jusrt stands their in the mist of the chaos
[19:39] * Tuxedo MASK is lost in the blinding light!
[19:39] * Tuxedo MASK treats it like his INEVITABLE SLPOTLIGHT
[19:39] * Tuxedo MASK poses agianst it!
[19:41] <YingGirl> hmm
[19:43] * Executioner jumps in and PUNCHES!
[19:43] * Tuxedo MASK ZWIPS sideways to reveal a garbage can in his place!
[19:44] <YingGirl> great
[19:45] * Executioner just punches the FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF[BLEEP]K out of that garbage can!
[19:49] <SilverTongue> Hmmm
[19:49] <SilverTongue> Oh. I know.
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[19:49] * Executioner naruto-runs after Tuxedo-Mask, shooting from the hip as she pursues.
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[19:49] <@spiritflame> konbanwa SilverTongue
[19:49] <YingGirl> i ain't stopping that crazy b[BLEEP]ch
[19:49] * SilverTongue reappears riding on a meteor heading right for the house... or more accurately Mamoru.
[19:49] * Tuxedo MASK dodges at high speed leaving afterimages - he's nowhere near the s[BLEEP]tty fighter he was before!
[19:50] <SilverTongue> Now I know why Etna and Laharl do this. It's fun.
[19:51] * Tuxedo MASK is away: I AM INEVITABLE!
[19:51] <SilverTongue> ....Wait that was supposed to crush the entire house. How?

[19:51] * HOUSE KILL COUNT: 184
[19:51] * Executioner whips out a surface-to-air missile from Regions Undisclothed ™ and FIRES it at him as he fades into the distance!
[19:51] <SilverTongue> METORS DO NOT WORK LIKE THAT
[19:52] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte crawls out from the tarp, very disheveled
[19:52] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> oh s[BLEEP]t.. I felt the earth move~
[19:52] <Griselda> Well, there's your house-crush. Though something must've motivated the joke of Tokyo to actually undergo training..... did he get rejected again?
[19:52] * Exeter L. Wakefield crwls out as well
[19:52] <Exeter L. Wakefield> yeah
[19:53] * @Flame Lotus appears and rebuilds the house, irritated
[19:53] <Executioner> @____@
[19:53] <YingGirl> lucky
[19:53] * Executioner got BUZZED by the BLAST.
[19:54] <Executioner> He WaS a SwIfT oNe...
[19:54] <Griselda> ....why are you paying for a meteor?
[19:55] <YingGirl> dibs
[19:56] <SilverTongue> It's my ride in the Item Sea
[19:56] * Executioner is on the ground, smoldering and twitching.
[19:57] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte chlls on Venus sofa, completely relaxed~ ♡
[19:57] * Exeter L. Wakefield is asleep
[19:58] <Griselda> ....dude, there's like, thousands of meteors out there. Just nick another one and use it. And besides, I thought the Item Sea motif got discontinued after the newer updates came in.
[19:58] <SilverTongue> Hey don't knock the classics
[19:58] <YingGirl> just another day
[20:01] * an invitation flutters down to Paisley and Exeter..well's slapped onto Exeter's face
[20:06] * Exeter L. Wakefield is sleeping, so as he breath4es the air is making it float up and down
[20:06] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ...
[20:06] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte snatches it and reads
[20:09] * Executioner sits up and starts to stumble off, pausing to throw her last flash-bang grenade into one of the other bedrooms at random.
[20:09] <Executioner> >:D
[20:09] *** Executioner has left #suburbansenshi ("Kekekekekekekekeke")
[20:11] <YingGirl> lovely
[20:12] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Hmm?
[20:12] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte adjusts her hair
[20:13] * YingGirl dust herself
[20:14] * the invitation is to visit the Shin private Beach Estate
[20:15] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Ooh he has a beach estate~ sounds lovely~
[20:16] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I'll need a case of sunblock.
[20:17] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte sends back an acceptabnce
[20:18] * Matsumi Kaze adds Paisley to the list..she sent it to almost everyone she knows
[20:19] * YingGirl keeps quiet
[20:22] * YingGirl has her tatoos glowing
[20:22] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> What's going on with your tattoos?
[20:22] * @Eitak_Razal better have gotten one
[20:23] * Matsumi Kaze did send one to Eitak
[20:25] * YingGirl has tattos glowing of her face
[20:26] <YingGirl> i still need to control jubeliues
[20:27] *** David O`Cain [] has joined #suburbansenshi
[20:27] <@spiritflame> konbanwa David O`Cain
[20:27] <David O`Cain> Evening, folks.
[20:29] <David O`Cain> How're things going over here?
[20:31] <YingGirl> the house blew up due to a sex offender
[20:33] <SilverTongue> No the house got smashed by a Meteor because that's just how I roll
[20:34] <David O`Cain> Hey, Ying. It's been a good while.
[20:38] <YingGirl> it has
[20:39] <David O`Cain> How've you been lately?
[20:41] <YingGirl> my sons been running devil may cry
[20:41] <YingGirl> i have some godlike powers
[20:42] <YingGirl> i'm still a newb, yet this place stays the same
[20:44] <David O`Cain> Well, as they say, "The things change, the more they stay the same."
[20:44] <David O`Cain> Er, the more things change.
[20:46] <YingGirl> indeed
[20:59] *** Megan O`Cain has joined #suburbansenshi
[20:59] <@spiritflame> konbanwa Megan O`Cain
[20:59] <Megan O`Cain> Evening.
[21:00] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> /lo
[21:00] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> 'lo
[21:00] <Griselda> S;up?
[21:01] <YingGirl> not much
[21:01] <Megan O`Cain> Not a whole lot. How about you guys?
[21:02] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Watching Kung Fu movies.
[21:03] <Griselda> Letting my great-aunt know something she was looking forward to is now available.
[21:04] <Megan O`Cain> Gotcha.
[21:06] <YingGirl> cool
[21:06] * Megan O`Cain gets out a small rectangular wooden box, and offers it to Ying, "A belated birthday gift for you."
[21:08] <YingGirl> what?
[21:09] * YingGirl is confused
[21:09] * YingGirl takes the box
[21:09] <YingGirl> Thanks
[21:10] <Megan O`Cain> You're welcome. Thought the contents inside it would fit your prefered armaments.
[21:11] <YingGirl> okay
[21:11] * YingGirl opens the box
[21:12] * Megan O`Cain has given Ying a dagger and chain, as well as a weighted ball and rope for practicing techniques
[21:13] <Megan O`Cain> What do you think?
[21:13] <YingGirl> groovy
[21:14] * YingGirl puts the weapon in her satchel
[21:15] <Megan O`Cain> If need be, I can teach you on how to use that.
[21:18] <YingGirl> thanks
[21:19] * Megan O`Cain nods as she gives Ying a warm smile
[21:22] * YingGirl is still dumbfolded
[21:23] * YingGirl takes her leave. Need to check on her boys
[21:24] *** YingGirl [] has left #suburbansenshi (irl need sleep)
[21:24] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ...I always forget she has children.
[21:28] <Megan O`Cain> I believe they're adults at this point.
[21:28] <David O`Cain> Sounds about right.
[21:32] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ...Blimey.
[21:32] <David O`Cain> Although, aren't they from different dimensions? I seem to recall that.
[21:37] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I don't recall. Possibly.
[21:38] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Amazing hte possibilities that open up when other dimensiosn get involved.
[21:39] <David O`Cain> Yep.
[21:39] <Megan O`Cain> Mmhmm.
[21:50] <Megan O`Cain> Anything new with you, Paisley?
[21:51] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Not much, really. Glad for the weekend
[21:51] <Megan O`Cain> Gotcha.
[22:09] * The door EXPLODES OPEN
[22:10] <Megan O`Cain> The hell?
[22:10] <David O`Cain> Now what?
[22:11] *** Yeti has joined #suburbansenshi
[22:11] <@spiritflame> konbanwa Yeti
[22:11] * Yeti stands in the doorway
[22:11] * Yeti bounds in...and gives Paisley, David and Megan hugs
[22:12] * Yeti then picks up Motoki and runs off with him!
[22:12] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> s grrk Hallo yeti
[22:12] <Exeter L. Wakefield> /squeka goodbye yeti
[22:12] * Crwn_FruT_Gamer is away: YAAAAY
[22:12] *** Yeti has left #suburbansenshi
[22:14] <Griselda> ....did this place just get buzzed by a sasquatch?
[22:16] <David O`Cain> What...the f[BLEEP]k... was that?
[22:16] <Megan O`Cain> I have no f[BLEEP]king clue.
[22:17] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> A robot controlled by a Great Intelligence. I think.
[22:21] <Megan O`Cain> Yeah...if you say so, Paisley.
[22:23] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ...It's a thing, damn it. Tell them, Ex :P
[22:23] <Exeter L. Wakefield> Totally a thing.
[22:23] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ... You could be a bit more enthusiastic.
[22:33] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte sees that AI that was used ot write som Sailor Moon fics.
[22:33] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte chuckles and has an idea.
[22:34] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte writes down "Paisley leaned over and gave Exeter a tight, warm hug."
[22:34] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Let's see what the bot does.
[22:34] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte puts her hand over her mouth
[22:34] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> LOL
[22:34] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> This is So bad
[22:35] * Exeter L. Wakefield leans over and looks
[22:35] <Exeter L. Wakefield> Wait... what
[22:36] <Exeter L. Wakefield> Wh o is Eugene. Why foes his shiort have straps on her shoulders. Why are they snowballing. And how can he mouth be empty and ull at the same time.
[22:36] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I should f[BLEEP]king writer abook with this AI
[22:37] <Exeter L. Wakefield> This wold be a horrible book.
[22:38] <Exeter L. Wakefield> Also the grammar is atrocious and self contradictory.
[22:38] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> It's so NSFW but I Want to share it XD
[22:39] <Exeter L. Wakefield> Weee you ARE in charge atm
[22:39] <Exeter L. Wakefield> ^well
[22:39] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ..Okay this was filled in by an AI
[22:39] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I only did the first sentence.
[22:39] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> [SPOILER for Syntax Test] test
[22:40] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> okay
[22:40] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> [SPOILER for NSFW - AI Autocompletion ] Paisley leaned over and gave Exeter a tight, warm hug. "Come here, man," she whispered, reaching up and pulling her hand out of his pocket. "Come here and let my warm and gentle kisses be yours. Go slow – we have a job to deal with." Eugene, already asleep, pulled a pillow over the girl and pulled her closer to him, snogging her with his hands. She pushed away from him with her foot until she rested against his thigh, looking him in the eye. She reached under, gently pulling the straps of his shirt off her shoulders. He didn't wake up; her touch was too soft. It made his c[BLEEP]k hard. The next thing he knew, she had him on the ground at full mast, pinning him to the ground until his mouth was empty with his own wet, pre-cum. The two of them lay in front of his bed, kissing for a long time. This must have been the first time in years that she hadn't seen him since he'd been taken captive.
[22:41] <Exeter L. Wakefield> ...WHO THE F[BLEEP]K IS EUGENE
[22:41] <The Magistra> (( That's not that bad at a glance ))
[22:41] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> (( The more you read it though the less sense it makes in places ))
[22:42] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> If we tried some of this we would end up like a picasso figure.
[22:42] <Exeter L. Wakefield> Indeed
[22:42] <Exeter L. Wakefield> Fine I
[22:42] <Exeter L. Wakefield> ll try one
[22:43] <Exeter L. Wakefield> "Exeter gave Paisley a quick kiss."
[22:43] <Exeter L. Wakefield> :D
[22:43] <Exeter L. Wakefield> D:
[22:43] <Exeter L. Wakefield> This...
[22:44] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte DIOES laughing
[22:44] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> What the F[BLEEP]K is this
[22:44] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> "Exeter gave Paisley a quick kiss." The "Gibson"-looking man then went off and told Mrs. Gibson for whom he was helping, "I have a new job with him. He's the best." It was all too soon for Mrs. Gibson to take offence, for the "Gibson" man told her daughter, "You were the one who got arrested at school." Gibson and his wife were indicted before Judge C.H. Wright for one count of indecent assault, second degree. He later served an eight year prison term, but not before a $60,000 settlement between the county and his victims. After the trial, Gibson and his wife were pardoned at the county line by then sheriff William McNeice. Cases Against the Gibsons This is just a first glimpse at the list of alleged "Gibson victims," but even one of the more prolific offenders would have a short life if not for the efforts of an organization called "Duke's Honor," which was started in the late 1960s by former Duke student and current political activist, James H. McLean. This group's goals include spreading awareness about sex and other abuse by law enforcement and is known by the code name: "The Dukes Honour." The Duke's Honour is a
[22:44] <Exeter L. Wakefield> Why do YOU get actionm and I don't LOL
[22:45] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Fate just conspires against you my dear.
[22:45] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Let's go for something less self-centered.
[22:45] <SilverTongue> is a what? Is a what
[22:45] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> "Setsuna's powers returned and she got a new job as"
[22:45] <SilverTongue> don't leave me in suspense
[22:45] <Exeter L. Wakefield> That was it lol
[22:46] <SilverTongue> Pfffft
[22:46] <Exeter L. Wakefield> Setsuna's powers returned and she got a new job as 『Dragon Slayer』. Because 『Dragon Slayer's』 job status is similar to 『Keeper of Time』's, Dragon Slayer couldn't have done anything against Rias' plan to create a clock like time machine. 『Dragon Slayer』 took on many fights with Rias, but she kept fighting until she finally succeeded. This time, she faced her true enemy: 『Kurono』. If not for her great training and knowledge of the 『Dragon」world, one would be able to understand her only by being in front of her and seeing what her magic does. With her knowledge, Kurono was no match for "Dance Girl", who managed to defeat her easily. 『Kurono』 wanted to kill Rias as soon as possible 『Dragon Slayer』, so she used some sort of magic to teleport herself to her location. She was about to try to kill her off by attacking her, but Kurono suddenly remembered something. That is, using her "Magic Circle" was not effective. This had actually not worked at all. Her "Magic Circle" didn't have any powers. It was nothing more than a tool. But if Kurono used such a short distance spell on Rias, she should still be able to kill her. So, if she used Magic Circle
[22:48] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Maybe we need a longer snippet.
[22:48] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> All right, let's be self centered again LOL
[22:48] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Oi, wrote a sentence about us and we'll feed it to the machine
[22:48] <Griselda> ...Rias.... Rias... ain't that the really hot demon-chick with the huge rack?
[22:48] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> let's see what it comes up with
[22:49] * SilverTongue gets a text messaage
[22:49] <SilverTongue> Oh. Oh my..
[22:50] <SilverTongue> So I got one from a freind. And it's horrible an porny and you'd love it
[22:51] * Griselda gets to looking this up.... "Sweet, it totally is."
[22:52] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Let's hear it.
[22:52] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte just makes the call to f[BLEEP]k the rating lol
[22:52] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> UNLEASH THE KRAKEN
[22:52] <SilverTongue> [SPOILER] Damien and Silver tongue undress him on the bed, then slowly pull down his boxers and underwear, revealing his erect c[BLEEP]k…
[22:52] <SilverTongue> [SPOILER] …and give Damien a handjob.
[22:53] <SilverTongue> [SPOILER] The scene ends with Damien sitting on the bed on all fours, while Silver leans in over him and starts slowly rubbing his manhood. They then put both hands around the head of his c[BLEEP]k, making him feel the cool liquid on it and giving him an erection that grows as the two men massage and undress him.
[22:53] <SilverTongue> [SPOILER] By this point, Damien is still breathing heavily on the bedside table and with his face almost hidden under the sheets. He can barely speak in his sleep, but the three of them continue to worship as his body becomes extremely sensual. He moans as he becomes more and more aware of what the three people have done to him, his voice growing more urgent as he realizes which of the men have his ass.
[22:53] <SilverTongue> [SPOILER] After he realizes that one of the women has his c[BLEEP]k, Silver and Damien begin to worship on it, while Silver pushes himself on top each of the three on top of Damien. Silver is the first to cum, and has another brief orgasm while the other two climax simultaneously. They reach a nearly climax and Silver and Damien are both now moaning in unison. The orgasm that comes is followed closely by a second in which Silver jerks off both
[22:53] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> THEY CVONTYINUE TO WORSHIP
[22:54] <Exeter L. Wakefield> What manner of cult is this lol
[22:54] <SilverTongue> Eitak set sets the house on fire after he fell on a bed, and after the shooting, the father said, his son was killed. Ruth was a devoted father. Her body was found a week later along a deserted part of a gravel path near the house, which is a stone fort and is built around a church. She was eight years old. At the time of her death, she had just entered a Catholic school.
[22:54] <SilverTongue> Ruth's murder was the latest murder of an Armenian girl in India. A 23-year-old woman, who had been attacked and then stabbed to death by her male cousin, was found dead in her house on New Year's Day. In 2011, an 18-year-old girl, Reza Aslari, was stabbed to death by her husband's ex-manner. After her death, police found the severed head of a boy lying on the kitchen floor.
[22:54] <SilverTongue> Police in New Delhi said the case was still being investigated. Indian police said the girl was a virgin.
[22:55] <@Eitak_Razal> Why am I a man, and who is ruth and why she a father?
[22:57] <Exeter L. Wakefield> This is way too much fun and should be a forum game.
[22:57] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Anooyingly they have text limits. We could try feeding the last sentence in again to keep it going
[22:58] <SilverTongue> It broke
[22:59] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> LOL
[22:59] <Megan O`Cain> Wow.
[23:00] <Griselda> I think whomever wrote that AI needs to go back to technical school.
[23:00] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> It tuned this sex scene intio some kind of eldritche terror.
[23:01] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> [SPOILER for NSFW WTF ] She pulled up her panties, revealing her large breasts, which were bouncing around like a dream. She had a nice, pink thong underneath. Her hands kept holding her bra out of her face. When she removed them, they were already drooping. She slowly and delicately lowered it from her breasts down to her calves in small, careful circles. With a bit more control, she bent over and started touching herself. A bit harder and more than just a few short minutes later, her breasts, under her thong, were totally dripping. She continued to finger herself, and tried to slide the thong down between her legs, . . then she pulled the thong free out to show the man her bare mound. Her eyes fell onto the bulge between her legs, and she gasped in awe to watch it. "Oh wow, that's it, it's...ohhhhhhmmmmmm
[23:01] <Exeter L. Wakefield> I thinkt hat scene has murtered my libido
[23:02] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> You're out of luck love.
[23:03] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Paisley gave Exeter a hot kiss. She had been trying to get back in touch since it happened, to do something to cheer up her girlfriend, and her mother had been kind enough to give her this bottle of shampoo to take to the beach, but she had been feeling incredibly uncomfortable, and hadn't wanted to leave. There were a couple bottles at the beach, and it was the closest thing to a soap house in Exeter, and a bit more private than what she was used to. She had not wanted to leave the house without it, but with the water in her hair getting worse, and worrying her mother would take her by force if she stayed, she had decided it was worth it. She had gotten the bottle, it was on the table, but on the far side of the room, where the door of the apartment building was. She just stood there quietly, until it got dark, and stood to give it a little squeeze. With the bottle, she was able to get back in touch with herself a little, it was so cold, and she felt like she was holding a mirror up to her head, not letting it fall down. When the sun rose again, she headed into the kitchen to have dinner. It was at this time of the day, so she didn't know
[23:03] <@Eitak_Razal>

[23:03] <@Eitak_Razal> aawww I broke it
[23:03] <Exeter L. Wakefield> WHJAT BOTTLE WHY AM I LOSING TO A BOTTLE
[23:03] <@Eitak_Razal> let's just push this off screen
[23:03] <@Eitak_Razal> boop
[23:03] <@Eitak_Razal> beep
[23:03] <@Eitak_Razal> doop
[23:03] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> IT'S THE MACHINE
[23:03] <@Eitak_Razal> derp
[23:03] <@Eitak_Razal> herp
[23:03] <@Eitak_Razal> wait, I derped before I herped
[23:03] * Miki Kaze , making a cameo, offers the one she ended up with:
[23:04] <Miki Kaze> "Nickolas kissed Miki on the cheek and hugged her, "What are you doing?" Miki laughed as she hugged him. She was tired and she wanted to do her part."
[23:04] <Miki Kaze> ...that'sit
[23:04] <Miki Kaze> *that's it
[23:04] *** Miki Kaze [] has left #suburbansenshi
[23:04] *** Damien Souleater has joined #suburbansenshi
[23:04] <@spiritflame> konbanwa Damien Souleater
[23:04] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Oh god lol
[23:05] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Ex you try "taking the initiative" let's see if ti does better.
[23:05] <Exeter L. Wakefield> All right.
[23:06] <Exeter L. Wakefield> D:
[23:06] <Exeter L. Wakefield> NO NO NO NO
[23:07] <@Eitak_Razal>

[23:07] <Exeter L. Wakefield> I WAS MAKING A JOKE
[23:07] <@Eitak_Razal> why is this breaking!
[23:07] <@Eitak_Razal> UGH
[23:07] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> What did it say
[23:07] * @Eitak_Razal kicks the internet
[23:07] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> LEGOT STHAP IT
[23:07] <Exeter L. Wakefield> Don't get metafictional :P
[23:07] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Soory
[23:08] <@Eitak_Razal> too late
[23:08] <@Eitak_Razal> you broke reality
[23:08] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> What uhh, Exeter what was your story
[23:08] <Exeter L. Wakefield> I don't want to share it it's mean.
[23:08] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Oh share it we all know it was made by a machine.
[23:08] <Exeter L. Wakefield> mmkay
[23:09] * Damien Souleater seems to slide out of vent opening that appears in mid air and lands with a thud and a cloud of dust
[23:09] <Exeter L. Wakefield> Exeter did that odd thing you see in memes where he confined Paisley against a wall by partially spider-manning up it using his hands and feet to stay about a foot off the ground, and he kissed her. That makes him seem to be a really sad, lonely guy. I also thought it was funny that he kept going, 'Ow' was all he spoke: and when you see him you know it's a joke-- and he had actually begun to kiss her again. It turns out that all he really needed was to be able to smell the girl. He then proceeded to make his friend the girl in town, and they proceeded to go with her. A few minutes later, they got into a fight over something and it started to get really funny. Paisley's friend threw his weapon -- he was standing in front of him, wearing a blue suit -- and stabbed Paisley in the heart, in front of her and everyone at Denny's. I really liked how he finally put his hand over his heart, I thought... He's not as heartless as his friend. I guess he was feeling guilty, because he didn't really feel sorry about attacking his friend. He didn't hurt him, but you don't usually ever feel sorry for you friends
[23:09] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> MATE WHY IN MY HEART WHY WRERRRRRRRY (also wtf was that opening)
[23:10] <Exeter L. Wakefield> IT AS SUPPOOSED TO BEA JOOOOKE
[23:10] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Murdering me in fornt of a Denny's is no joke.
[23:10] <Griselda> ....did the creator of this AI code it whilst completely sloshed?
[23:10] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ...Let's go with that. With EXACTLY THAT.
[23:11] * Damien Souleater opens his eyes and coughs as he stretches and slowly picks the cob webs off of himself "note to self when going to sleep for a long time do it where house keeping can dust you" he says as he flings some of the cobwebs at silver tongue.
[23:11] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ...
[23:11] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> that f[BLEEP]king killed it
[23:12] <Exeter L. Wakefield> ...This... Psychofan dude.
[23:12] <@Eitak_Razal> There once was a man from peru who used to go out every so often to visit his family here. During his visits, one would find these little islands, that had sunk into the mountains, filled with men and women and children on various kinds of fishing boats! When this man arrived, a boat would pass between the islands and he would stand and ask where his father's family were. On that same boat, which would return him to his family, he would visit these little islands.
[23:13] <@Eitak_Razal> These islands were as yet not populated by his people, but, he could not deny that on some days people would appear there and his father's family would be there to see him. Many of these little islands could not be seen beyond the horizon because they were on land.
[23:13] <@Eitak_Razal> From the time I was a child, I heard the tale that there was once a man who had wandered around for five years and never returned home. When he went, he saw islands on the horizon and he felt that he had seen them all, so he went out again and saw them again.
[23:13] <@Eitak_Razal> While he did not feel sorry for himself because he did not know the cause of the change that he had seen, he felt sorrow and was in despair, he had never returned home. Finally he thought that he must have been wandering around all night, so he came out to find himself in a cave in the mountains, and
[23:13] <@Eitak_Razal> and it cuts off there
[23:14] <Griselda> ...yeah, I'm convinced the AI coder was clearly missing brain cells from excessive alcohol.
[23:15] * Damien Souleater watches all the people and the stuff they are reading "and people say i am warped you people have gotten very very strange during my nap"
[23:15] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte BREAKS OUT LAUGHING
[23:15] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> It was finally Paisley's wedding day. At the altar, she looked into Exeter's eyes and said, 'I'm anyone I hurt...I'm too old. Now please go.' She took off her shoes to reveal a shiny white wedding dress with tiny flowers that were covered in gold leaf. At her wedding, Paisley and Exeter entered the city, bringing along a few of their best customers - Peter Cluny , Ian Thonetheren and Simon Hattenstock , who later sold at auction to a British company called Bentleysbury . When Paisley, and then Peter and Ian met and married in England in February of 1833, England was in an uproar as they were only four days away from the Exeter House Revolution, an alliance of several prominent Protestants and the Catholic Church that the English feared would turn their country into an Anglican-dominated, Roman Catholic-dominated realm. The Exeter House Rebellion The rebellion of April 25, 1833, pitted a faction of the English Protestant Reform Association against the other forces of the revolt, led by former Bishop, John Gower , who had been appointed to lead England's first reform movement after the war. Gower's forces were led by his son Edward, then the Bishop of Canterbury. At York, it was a battle between Gower's followers and
[23:15] <@Eitak_Razal> ooooh oooh
[23:15] <@Eitak_Razal> speaking of wedding bells
[23:15] <@Eitak_Razal> Jingle bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle all the way from Alabama – it's the ultimate song for your wedding bells!! It's a little-known Alabama legend, Jingle Bells, so we thought we'd bring the Jingle Bells music to you with some great lyrics! What is it about? Jingle bells – they're the ones that start every dance. It's the time of year when every dance in America is full of smiles and chattering jingles and a great sense of fun. It's the time when everything is shiny, sweet and free…
[23:16] <@Eitak_Razal> But when a big wedding comes along, and a lot of people have to do the jingles, there's only so much fun! Jingle bells has so many meanings, from happiness to love to happiness – everything in life can come down to a beautiful jingle ringing the way the birds flock in the sky. Jingle bells is a song sung by all the best dancers in the world, but what do they actually mean?
[23:16] <Exeter L. Wakefield> Yeah I think it's past the AI's bedtime
[23:16] <Griselda> Clearly we have slipped into the Literary Bizarro-verse.
[23:16] <@Eitak_Razal> Jingle bells is a song that was written by George A. Jones when Jones was a young amateur singer in 1930 and he used it for jingles to get everybody dancing!! The word jingle in jingle bells was based on a nursery rhyme "Jingle, Jingle, Jingle-doo, Jingle-doo-doo, Jige
[23:17] <Damien Souleater> i am going to go find some normal people
[23:17] <@Eitak_Razal> We are perfectly normal
[23:17] * Damien Souleater tackles Silver tongue
[23:17] <@Eitak_Razal> Just laughing our heads off
[23:17] <SilverTongue> Nuuu. Offf I say
[23:19] <@Eitak_Razal> I talk to Transformer because it's such a huge fan of my blog. But it also makes me appreciate the things that other bloggers do that I don't necessarily have. There are a lot of people on blogs out there that are really good and very talented artists and they also tend to be better listeners than I am. I wish other people would stop being so arrogant and just focus on what you do best. You also did a feature on Transformer Magazine a few years ago called "Why Does a Boy Translate"?
[23:19] <@Eitak_Razal> Well, I would really like to say thanks to a guy called Justin Stenger who sent me a lot of information on how to handle my writing style. I'd love to try and bring his advice to many other bloggers out there. Now that you are all making your first stops in the Transformer universe, would you ever consider becoming a member of the Transformer family and becoming part of the official Transformer community?
[23:19] <@Eitak_Razal> Well, since when? I mean, I could be the first person in the world to join the Transformer family. But since it would be my first step into the world of comics, well, what good's a kid living in the back of the bus with his mom in the front? If you could give the next 15 years your own life, what would that be like? It would be like watching
[23:20] <@Eitak_Razal> Why the hell do I get these uber long ones
[23:21] * Damien Souleater sits on silver tongue and pulls out the hair brush of doom
[23:21] <Damien Souleater> MUHAHAHAHA
[23:22] <Caligo> ...
[23:22] * Caligo looks at Exeter
[23:22] <Caligo> ....
[23:22] <Caligo> ....
[23:23] * SilverTongue flails
[23:23] <Caligo> Caligo punched Exeter back from the brink and then led them to victory. And they're off to the World Cup in Brazil. Follow the Independent Sport on Instagram here, for all of the best images, videos and stories from around the sporting world.
[23:23] <Exeter L. Wakefield> ...HAH
[23:23] <Exeter L. Wakefield> What
[23:23] <Caligo> ....
[23:23] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> LOL I didn't know you liked football, Ex
[23:23] * Caligo PUNCHES Exeter to see what happens
[23:24] <Exeter L. Wakefield> CALIGO
[23:24] <Caligo> what
[23:24] <Exeter L. Wakefield> WE'RE GOING TO THE WORLD CUP!
[23:24] <Exeter L. Wakefield> IN BRAZIL!
[23:24] <Caligo> -____-
[23:24] <SilverTongue> The film's script is about _______ in a relationship with _________________, and, like so many romantic comedies, it feels out of place, the author trying at times on one of his own characters in the process. This is what makes Jealousy so much fun. The story is about love, death and betrayal, yet its heart isn't lost, but aghast. I love how this is treated in an American movie.
[23:25] <SilverTongue> What are we not allowed? We're all born into an imperfect world. So we're supposed to be better than that? It seems that we could be the ones in the movie, that we have all lost and have nothing left to lose, that it's time we put down the soap box of the past to move forward.
[23:25] <Narrator> and so Caligo and Exeter won the World Cup....they went on to kick a lot of balls and save the planet from Moon men..BUT that's another story
[23:25] <SilverTongue> "Jealousy" is an intriguing concept, and its success in finding its audience can only be attributed to Joss Whedon's ability to create a film that isn't afraid to push the envelope a little bit. This is a movie with some strong female characters, a protagonist capable of breaking the fourth wall, and, with little to suggest that his characters are going to die in this film. It's an interesting concept and a fun premise to explore, something that will delight fans of the show in the future.
[23:25] <SilverTongue> The film begins with Joss walking with a woman who he's never met before
[23:25] * Damien Souleater brushes Silver tongues hair before grabbing silver's phone and looking at this AI thing "hmm lets see if i was to enter this"
[23:26] <Exeter L. Wakefield> Exeter softly kissed Paisley the way he had always wanted to be kissed - but this time, she was able to hold her own. She pushed him against the brick wall behind the building and he wrapped his arms around his girlfriend. He kissed her again as he pulled, but this time it wasn't just a kiss. He pulled her closer to him, pushing his head into hers. The sounds of their bodies moving were loud enough for Paisley's mother to hear them and she immediately rushed upstairs to console him. He heard her scream and then hear what sounded like the pounding of Paisley's heart, but the sound was far from the pounding caused by the beating of his heart. "Ma, ma, let my sweetheart be sweet. He will be alright, I promise. I have everything he needs. "He can't stay here any longer," she whispered. "We've gotta get him away from that crazy man, and from that f[BLEEP]king ba[BLEEP]rd," Paisley whispered back at her as one of his hands found her arm. He knew she did not meant what she said, but she continued to do so. "Just tell me that I'm the good girl and don't fight against me. Maybe if I fight against him he'll leave...but..." In that moment he realized that his girlfriend was just trying to tell him she knew exactly where and when he was going.
[23:27] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> What the s[BLEEP]t
[23:27] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte falls off the sofa laughing
[23:27] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> That must be some loud sounds we were making to bring my mother back from the dEAD
[23:27] <Exeter L. Wakefield> Well that that point It hinkwe only had one head between us
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[23:28] <@Eitak_Razal> So Just put in Alice
[23:28] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> That would have led to some frantic thrashing for sure.
[23:28] <David O`Cain> See ya, Megan.
[23:28] * Damien Souleater hands vandal back his phone "ok read that"
[23:28] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> "Paisley leaned intot he kidd but then the f[BLEEP]king idiot Exeter had just rammed his ENTIRE HEAD INTO HERS and they were stuck like some kind of conjoined freakshow."
[23:29] <SilverTongue> Paisley is a person not a wall pattern
[23:29] <Exeter L. Wakefield> Oh god. We makew it generate the nonsense text and then write real prose ot make it work somehow.
[23:29] <@Eitak_Razal> Alice's Web] (Ruby-7.3.0-p1.1-2ubuntu3.14.10.1_amd64.iso) │ ├── Ruby-7.3.0-p1.1-2ubuntu3.14.10.1.dmg (Debian Squeeze 7.3) └── Ruby-7.3.0-p1.1-2ubuntu3.14.10.1.tar.gz │ ├── (Debian Squeeze 7.3) │ ├── Ruby-7.3.0-p1.1-2ubuntu3.14.10.2.dmg (Debian Squeeze 7.3)
[23:29] <@Eitak_Razal> │ ├── Ruby-7.3.0-p1.1-2ubuntu3.14.10.2.tar.gz │ ├── Ruby-7.3.0-p1.1-2ubuntu3.14.10.3.dmg (Debian Squeeze 7.3) │ ├── Ruby-7.3.0-p1.1-2ubuntu3.14.10.3.tar
[23:29] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Why thank you. Yes. That is the sweetest description anyone has ever given of me.
[23:30] <Damien Souleater> Vandal puts on the pink dress and high heels and throws them self at paisley-patterned walls. Paisley is the colour of the sun. It's like the colour we can see from our houses. The sky always shines the same shade of pink. If we were to take the train to the city centre this autumn, we'll see Paisley everywhere.
[23:30] * @Eitak_Razal just turns to the camera and looks confused
[23:30] <David O`Cain> Okay...
[23:31] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> "Paisley is person, not a wall pattern," But for some of the young women she taught, it was an opportunity to feel loved. "We were so grateful for this friendship. We felt like family and we wanted people to love us as much as we do and they did," But one of her young students died in January after going to her house to die. "She was there when things went wrong. We tried really hard to get her to see her children. She didn't want to see them. They'd become scared. She wanted to stay quiet. There was no one for her anymore. And the worst part is that her death will probably never get justice."
[23:31] <Damien Souleater> So we must find Paisley the best way we can. No excuses: the sun always shines the same colour of pink. The sky always shines the same shade of pink. How do you find it the best way you can? How do you find it the best way you can? To understand Paisley you have to realize that most of the time the sun is behind it. The sun is invisible to the eye.
[23:31] <Damien Souleater> That means the sun is a shadow of itself. Even though the sun never actually touches or becomes visible, we all get the sense that it seems to. We know the sun really does look from many angles. The sun is invisible to the eye, but we can't feel how far it will be from us. The Sun Never Looks Away We can't feel how far the sun will get us without being totally blinded by its shadow, which always appears in the sky as
[23:31] <Griselda> This thing has so many issues.
[23:31] <Exeter L. Wakefield> Oh f[BLEEP]k it's Silver Chariot Requiem's stand.
[23:31] <Damien Souleater> ya think?
[23:31] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> THIS MUST BE THE WORK OF AN ENEMY 「 S T A N D 」!!
[23:32] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I'm goping to put that in now.
[23:32] <@Eitak_Razal> This will surely end well
[23:32] <@Eitak_Razal> ...
[23:32] * @Eitak_Razal puts THAT in
[23:33] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> This must be the work of an enemy「 Stand 」! and not of you?」 I asked.「Well, it's not as if I had the intention to kill you. It was just a bit of fun since you took advantage of our bad mood」I said. The black magic armor looks like the color of a woman's skirt. It is made of iron-like material and looks so beautiful. It has bright orange eyes that look down on your skin. It looks like it should be very attractive in its state. There is a black ribbon hanging there to protect against rain. It is just so splendid. My mouth is not even full of saliva at those eyes. The ears of the armor were like those of a man. It was made of steel, with iron points. It looks like that black ribbon was made from a black iron as well. They are both incredibly attractive. Is there anything more beautiful than that? But, if this is what it's made with, how could they be made of steel… Is this thing beautiful? That's what I think to myself. But, to think I would have to put so much in it, how beautiful this thing must look! I do not really understand, but somehow I feel that it is a bit too much. If it is made of pure white iron, and when you wear it in the rain as a
[23:33] <@Eitak_Razal> This will surely end well ㅠㅠ 생춘이벌의 좋맨 스테티를 찾생까다 "닰신수 들은 도스 드몬혁이 앞닥 보이 카을 중에 비할" ㅜㅜ It's my first win ㅠㅠㅠ ㅜㅜ I'm so happy ㅠㅠㅠ ㅠㅠ So happy ㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠ ㅠㅠ I am so happy I cried ㅠㅠ ㅠㅠ That's why I was smiling so much ㅠㅠ This game just got better ㅠㅠI was so shocked! How amazing is this ㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠ Share
[23:33] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> pffffft
[23:35] <@Eitak_Razal> that is Korean and apperntly translates to I'm looking for a good man Stey of the birth bee
[23:36] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Yes staya way from that Birth Bee.
[23:37] <@Eitak_Razal> This will surely end well !" -I'll put on the glasses that'll help me make this stop." -"Oh, thanks to you!" -"I was expecting that." -"That's nice of you too." -"I know - I just don't understand why!" -"You'll be alright, I just wish it was sooner. -If it were sooner, it would just be to much for me." -"What? You're so nice. -No way. You never even noticed.
[23:37] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte sees the time and looks at Exeter, grinning
[23:37] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> one for the road~
[23:37] <@Eitak_Razal> You were only going to stop her when I was on my way to my door. -She knew that I was coming from my bedroom. -That's like she just wanted to say hi." -"I know! I'm glad you're OK, I just didn't feel like speaking to you so quickly. -Good! Thanks for that! You're so cute when you've been through this! -I will have to keep an ear out for you in there. -Hey there, sorry." -"Sorry! -Sorry. It's nothing."
[23:37] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> .....................
[23:37] <@Eitak_Razal> -"There was no-one about? -No. Just… -" -"Oh no!" -"We did it! She just got lost from the stairs! I'll go, get dressed, and make this stop. I have to get going before all the strangers start calling me 'the cat-girl'."
[23:37] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Paisley roughly pinned Exeter to the bed. She needed him inside her now. She couldn't believe this was her last chance. A/N: Thanks for reading! I hope you liked my little tale. And as you can see, it's much deeper than I expected. I'll be keeping the story fresh long after the series ended. My muse is working on a story of her own, and that one should come out sometime later this year. I also like a variety of things from writing new stories to playing with my creative license. So, please enjoy your stay.
[23:37] <Exeter L. Wakefield> AI C[BLEEP]KBLOCK
[23:38] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ....
[23:38] <@Eitak_Razal> WHAT
[23:38] <Griselda> that thing sentient now?
[23:38] * Griselda pulls out a bigass magnet. "Shall I wipe it from existence?"
[23:38] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> This is revenge isn't it. For all my horrible wr....
[23:38] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> WAIT.
[23:38] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Paise, Slash me!
[23:38] * Paisley Pythia Peinforte takes out a pen, and opens up her scandalous no moleskine, quickly writing up a riveting scene involving Orion Felinus, silly string, Queen Lorena and the tragic story of Aqua's resultant inadequacy complex.

[23:39] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte feeds this to the machiner
[23:39] <Griselda> Wait, the "Useless Goddess" has been here before?
[23:39] <@Eitak_Razal> Which useless Godess? Ishtar?
[23:40] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Paisley Pythia Peinforte takes out a pen, and opens up her scandalous no moleskine, quickly writing up a riveting scene involving Orion Felinus, silly string, Queen Lorena and the tragic story of Aqua's resultant inadequacy complex. Peinforte has made my favourite film, so I'm excited to watch the film again and see if everything has happened to it from a creative standpoint. If it does, I'm excited to see if I can make it into the next edition! Also, here are some excerpts from the scene Lorena (Lea Reaves) We're the happiest women in the Universe, but a very poor ruler. And one whose wife is getting married is not so happy. And the daughter of the last king, who wants to get the crown, isn't so happy either. Peinforte Lorena: But how can you be happy unless you get to rule, you ask? How many times do you have to rule before you get bored! Lorena: No, you can't! When you live, you have to be satisfied! The other day the king called me. He wanted me to leave to give birth to his son as a sign that I am still on my feet and ready for the responsibilities of being king! You and I need to be happy, not
[23:40] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ..and that's it
[23:42] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte coughs
[23:42] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Anyway I should try to make one of thse prompts reality
[23:42] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte grabs exeter by the arm
[23:42] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> See you lot on the morrow, be kind ot the house~
[23:43] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte is away: NO AI SHALL STOP ME
[23:43] * Exeter L. Wakefield is away: Wait what's this about melting buttocks?
[23:43] <Griselda> .....hopefully he has plenty of aloe vera for that.
[23:44] <Damien Souleater> The house blows up. The house of the dead, with all his treasures; and in the morning, when thou shouldst hear the sounds of the wind rushing over it, thou shall see the great house burning; and the dead man shall be a stranger to thee."
[23:44] <@Eitak_Razal> Stuffy old songs about the buttocks 」 Sakura-nee says, 「What is it, are you trying to be serious?」 「I can not talk that way with you……」 That's right….because Sakura-nee won't be able to accept me even if I apologize. 「Y-yes! Just go let that one go then!」 Sakura-nee turns her face away while putting her feet up on the counter. As I look toward the shop's receptionist, the attendant who usually has a good attitude comes out.
[23:44] <Damien Souleater> He is also in love with a young woman who may die, but is not ready (as we are) to sacrifice her.
[23:44] <Damien Souleater> He had only written it out; he did not know in it, because it had not been written before. And when he had done so, and had the pen ready for it, he found out there that the story had the ring of truth, so that he might not be deceived, as he believed, and should not be hurt himself, but he was also warned and admonished by the Holy Spirit.
[23:44] <Damien Souleater> But still they loved Him because He was Lord of life and death, the King of kings, and did all things whatsoever is said concerning Him; and they believed not in vain; and they believed all that these sayings taught
[23:44] <@Eitak_Razal> I see, well then, we shall have to inform the manager and the store management about it」 As he was speaking with a smile coming from both of us, that girl takes the microphone on her hand that I had seen from afar. 「Yes! For customers, the manager has an order that will be delivered immediately. There will be a store manager in there」 I can feel something from the girl's eyes. Just who might that be? 「Well then, I hope to have you come along as well」
[23:45] <Damien Souleater> that the Lord God was speaking to Joseph Smith from heaven, by the mouth of the power of the Holy Ghost, and the voice of the Holy Ghost, and that He was to be known with all nations and kindreds; and that He must be known with great men of the world to come, and to keep His covenant, and
[23:45] <@Eitak_Razal> 「……What will I do?」 「At my shop, everything that is sold must be made by myself from scratch. That is our specialty」 Sakura-nee laughs bitterly and
[23:46] <@Eitak_Razal> See how a modern neural network completes your ___? (Click here for an interactive visualization of a human brain)
[23:47] <@Eitak_Razal> As a result, neural networks have the potential to change everything. If neural networks do become the norm at every company, we could have a much more robust and scalable model for evaluating how our products work. For example, when a new business model is introduced, it is often easier to assess whether the network is working than to figure out how much risk the original business was taking.
[23:47] <@Eitak_Razal> However, it is worth pointing out that in these kinds of business models, networks remain essential. They are the infrastructure behind the business. If we can't rely on them, the company will have problems.
[23:47] <@Eitak_Razal> The new approach I'm starting to pursue is to put neural networks under the microscope. Instead of asking whether a computer model is good, we want to identify the networks that are actually best at what we need at that time. They are networks that understand data.
[23:47] <@Eitak_Razal> . They do, for example, work better in a fast data store, while a slower data store will have the benefit of having lots of storage and processing efficiency. The model I'm using can take information in and transform it into a different way of doing things. And while the data might not immediately appear interesting, it is an incredibly important factor leading to our success. The problem with this vision is, while a
[23:48] <@Eitak_Razal> ....Click here?
[23:48] <@Eitak_Razal> where did it pull this from?
[00:49] * Griselda has decided to check on a few things.
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[11:59] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I want [url=]this goddamn shirt. Truly it is the purest expression of love.
[12:00] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> this
[12:45] <Anesha> No wonder love is dead.
[13:18] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> What I want to know is who the f[BLEEP]k is Yao and when did he start dating Usagi.
[13:27] <@Eitak_Razal> ....
[13:27] <@Eitak_Razal> Usagi knows Yao from her days living in Tokyo with her uncle. The main thing that makes this series memorable is the art-style which makes even today not just interesting but enjoyable. I guess it might be a mix which you don't want to look at on an old TV because you'll remember everything later on.
[13:27] <@Eitak_Razal> The backgrounds and characters do not become tiresome especially for the latter half of the series which is amazing considering the art style is still the best of series' of the day. This series manages to make you fall into the anime world. I'll finish my review with my own personal favorites. -
[13:28] <@Eitak_Razal> I think what makes this series stand out over other like shows is that it has a clear reason for which it comes from. What makes a story worth watching even without all knowledge of what the plot and characters are about, to me it doesn't matter much what you think because what matters is in the ending. And what it does is put another layer of mystery on the story for those who do not know what's going on.
[13:28] <@Eitak_Razal> At least it's more fun for me than most anime series which is why I liked it so much. - 4 out of 5 The art is nice atfirst, although the art direction is the biggest thing because it always gives me that nice feeling. However when I'm about to fall asleep from it, I always know why I did it. For me
[13:28] <@Eitak_Razal> ....Oh god
[13:28] <@Eitak_Razal> Yao and Usagi started dating as siblings. "We're supposed to wait like this for you to come home for dinner tomorrow", said Chuujika, as she walked with Usagi around Yuigahama's room. "And we're supposed to be waiting with Yuigahama and Momo for another two weeks", Chuujika continued, "if you really want to become your sister!"
[13:29] <@Eitak_Razal> Ominously, Shiho looked out of the window and looked down towards the road from which they just arrived, and observed that the distance between it and the road to the park had been reduced to nothing.
[13:29] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> hahahahahaaha
[13:29] <@Eitak_Razal> Usagi smiled at the sight of the road she should not have crossed on this journey, but on reflection, she decided it was not such a good decision to make with Yuigahama and Momo in front of her. The fact that even her mother had to say that and tell her to be more careful with them made her feel extremely uncomfortable, but for the sake of being fair Yuigahama looked right into her eyes and gave her a thumbs up before continuing and putting her right hand on her thigh.
[13:29] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> "if you want to become your sister"
[13:30] <@Eitak_Razal> "So don't be afraid - " Usagi started slowly walking the next few yards towards the park, though it was the first time she had attempted to do it. "I-I don't want to go
[13:30] <@Eitak_Razal> ...Is this like crossing the streams of horriblness?
[13:32] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I am all for this
[13:32] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> We should use the AI to writer the complete story of Usagi and Yao's first date.
[13:32] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> and what happened betweeen her and Mamoru
[13:32] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> that led to her being with this Yao.
[13:34] <@Eitak_Razal> ....Speaking of crossing streams...
[13:34] <@Eitak_Razal> I just had a horrible(?) idea
[13:35] <@Eitak_Razal> Violin: Wonderful Sound, Strange shape; Piano: Beautiful, Strange, Tuba: Beautiful, Strange, Trumpet: Beautiful, Strange, Violin: Good Sound, Strange shape; Piano: Great Play with wonderful sound; Tuba: Great Play with beautiful sound. Lute: Beautiful, Strange, Tuba: Beautiful, Strange, Trumpet: Good Play, Strange shape; Violin: Excellent, Strange shape.
[13:35] <@Eitak_Razal> The following instruments were considered for special consideration by the Council of Exposition of the American Music Association (AMSAA): Sitar, trumpet. Wind and gewohne. Percussion. Chords. Horns. All the instruments should be made ready to serve for the next concert of that year. The composition of each new instrument should be approved of by the committee that selected it.
[13:35] <@Eitak_Razal> In the American music association, a great deal has been written on the piano in recent years. Much new instrumentation has been developed under the supervision of several excellent masters, but the majority of the work so far developed can only be regarded as preliminary. A selection of some of the more recent articles on the piano are: "Piano and Pianos: The Pianist
[13:36] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Well they have anime that makes people want to f[BLEEP]k boats and guns why not musical instruments
[13:36] <@Eitak_Razal> Antonio Stella Bottom Tile Antonio Stella's Original Tile with a Painted Heart is so beautiful he had it painted in his name and featured everywhere... See Antonio Stella Designs on our main page, on our Facebook & Twitter pages, or click on the photos to get to each individual design!
[13:39] <@Eitak_Razal> going back to Yao:
[13:39] <@Eitak_Razal> Usagi says "The world without Yao is not worth guarding" and goes home In the present, Yatsuhashi has arrived Yatsuhashi tells them about the story about the golden era and goes to the golden palace to be greeted by a golden dragon In the present, Mina gives the information to Yato about the situation at the top and a "golden dragon" approaches.
[13:39] <@Eitak_Razal> Yatsuhashi, in the past, has met a man in the past. They have become good friends and Yato told them that the man is not Yatsuhashi. However, they had become friends after their mutual friends died. However, Yatsuhashi went back to being Yatsuhashi and then came to the present and met up with "Yao" as an old friend. Yatsuhashi and Yato talked and Mina explained that they were in good times.
[13:39] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> who the f[BLEEP]k wrote that, Auric Goldfinger?
[13:39] <@Eitak_Razal> In the present Yatsuhashi is about to go on an adventure by taking on a mysterious person. He thinks about some of his earlier encounters and he's amazed that he is still a friend, even with the death of the old friends. Yatsuhashi and Yato are now friends again and they are in his shoes on the adventure and their old friendship doesn't disappear anymore. Mina tells him that he might have been mistaken but they were still
[13:40] <@Eitak_Razal> Why is Minako suddenly the focus
[13:40] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> OHO a Wild Minako appears
[13:40] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> because she shoves her nose into everything.
[16:42] <@The Intern> I suppose I should get to work on the final piece of the puzzle for the site revamp
[16:43] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Burning it down in flames?
[16:43] <@The Intern> No :P
[16:48] <@The Intern> ..but i'm not feeling it right now.
[16:48] * @The Intern is away 
[19:10] <@The Intern>

[19:10] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ...
[19:28] *** David O`Cain [] has joined #suburbansenshi
[19:28] <@spiritflame> konbanwa David O`Cain
[19:28] <David O`Cain> Okay, what the hell is that? A f[BLEEP]ked up Furby snake?
[19:31] <Anesha> Looks like it might make a decent draft guard for the bottom of the door.
[19:32] <David O`Cain> Still, that's f[BLEEP]ked up.
[20:05] <Anesha> Guard against those drafty nights, and unwanted home invaders~
[21:51] <David O`Cain> Hmm...
[21:52] <Anesha> I bet that thing would also double as a very effective bludgeon.
[22:03] <David O`Cain> Maybe.
[22:23] <@Eitak_Razal> Most thinig work as a good bludgon
[22:24] <@Eitak_Razal> I suggest reading a copy of "Using found objects as a weapon"
[22:25] <@Eitak_Razal> Or you know, using IT as a weapon
[22:25] <Anesha> That works, too~
[22:27] <David O`Cain> Of course.
[23:32] * A ship CRASHES through the wall of the house
[23:32] <David O`Cain> O_o
[23:33] <Anesha> .....and let's see if it's who I think it is.
[23:34] * Anne Bonny looks around
[23:34] <Anne Bonny> ..wait wrong turn
[23:34] <Anne Bonny> MARY! Back up!
[23:34] * Mary Read sighs
[23:34] <Anesha> Yep.
[23:34] * Mary Read backs the ship on wheels up and back through the hole
[23:35] * Ship backs up..but not before accidentally setting off its cannon...and blasting another one of the walls
[23:37] <David O`Cain> The hell is up with that?
[23:47] <Anesha> I think they got bored.
[23:49] <David O`Cain> I suppose so.
[00:03] <Anesha> Well, off I go. Have fun♫
[00:03] *** Anesha [VineWhisperer@Makai.dw] has left #suburbansenshi (*with a shuffling of vines, she's on her way out*)
[00:07] <David O`Cain> See ya.
[10:50] * @The Intern is working on the wiki quote template so enries may be odd until she figures it out
[10:54] * @The Intern thinks she sees the issue.
[10:56] <@The Intern> me HAS.
[10:56] * @The Intern fixed it. But does the page need to be re-saved to clear the warning?
[10:56] <@The Intern> ...
[10:56] * @The Intern sees that the count droped from 135 pages to 114
[10:57] * @The Intern sighs. there's ANOTHER template acting up
[10:57] <@The Intern> ...shipbox
[10:58] <@The Intern> is that something like X ships Y
[10:58] <@The Intern> ugh another one of THESE
[11:01] <@Eitak_Razal> Is that even used anywhere?
[11:04] <Griselda> ...that's a thing?
[11:06] <@Eitak_Razal> and now I'm getting Network Protocol Errors
[11:10] <@The Intern> ÆS' entry uses it, for one. And I'm not doing anything that would cause that.
[11:16] * @The Intern fixed THAT and dropped the count to 55 pages.
[11:18] <@The Intern> and now it's template planetbox.
[11:18] <@The Intern> //me sighs
[11:19] <@The Intern> But at least with these i know what's wrong.
[11:34] * @The Intern has dropped it down to 36 pages
[11:39] * @The Intern finds another template
[11:39] <@The Intern> Samurai Clans
[11:39] <@The Intern> good grief
[11:45] <@Eitak_Razal> what arey you even doign?
[11:48] * @The Intern is cleaning up the wiki of the "Pages using duplicate arguments in template calls"
[11:48] * @The Intern is down to 28 pages
[11:51] <@Eitak_Razal> I have no idea what that means but ok
[11:51] * @The Intern grumbles about all the times not wanting to dig into metafiction they choose this one
[11:52] <@The Intern> There's this book that knows a lot of stuff about EVERYONE
[11:52] <@The Intern> but the book was put together by an idiot.
[11:52] * @Dr. X snezes from somewhere
[11:52] <@The Intern> And it has some.. issues.
[11:53] <@The Intern> I'm fixing those.
[11:53] <@Eitak_Razal> ...I understand that part
[11:53] <@Eitak_Razal> I ment the techinal aspects
[11:53] <@The Intern> Oh
[11:53] <@The Intern> So
[11:53] <@The Intern> There ate templates you can use to quickly organise infromation.
[11:53] <@The Intern> ^are
[11:54] <@Eitak_Razal> I get that bit.
[11:54] <@The Intern> But the templates were made in a way that no longer fully works with the system because the system is more strict
[11:54] <@The Intern> well if you want the nitty--gritty
[11:54] <@Eitak_Razal> Ah
[11:55] <@The Intern> the templates was first made witht he argument being called appended to tne end of the line item as well so that you could see a preview of wehere the argument's data would live in the template but that was causing a recursion issue.
[11:55] <@The Intern> So I have had to strip those.
[11:55] <@SpeedRcrX> Who's stripping?
[11:55] * @Eitak_Razal is now lost again
[11:56] * @SpeedRcrX kicks Haruak from the channel for now
[11:56] <@Eitak_Razal> Michi. She's waiting for you at the mouth of the nearest volcano
[11:56] *** @SpeedRcrX [] has left #suburbansenshi (intern made me kick myself some how)
[11:56] * @The Intern sighs
[12:03] * @The Intern is DOWNT O WONE PAGE
[12:04] * @The Intern looks at Template: weaponbox
[12:08] * @The Intern is DONE
[12:11] * @The Intern now has to get the irc front page componentb done
[12:11] * @The Intern will then kmove the chat pages to the front page of suburbansnshi
[12:11] * @The Intern is away: things to do but will aim tyo get this done by 3
[13:06] * @The Intern is backl and decides to tackle the next big challege - putting the front-page entries on the multichat page
[13:19] <@The Intern> ... wow that's a mess.
[13:34] <@Yaijinden> How much of a mess is it?
[13:39] <@The Intern> As if a web browser vomited uncontrollably
[13:40] <@The Intern> [url=]You may enjoy looking at the broken page as I'm refining it[url]
[13:41] <@The Intern> here
[13:43] <@Eitak_Razal> It's a Yai!
[13:44] <Griselda> A wild Yaijinden draws near! Command?
[13:45] * @The Intern has to take a meal break but will be back - TO DO : Sever the new archives fromt he old one - add the new archives ot the left column - restyle the IRC area - make new templates - generatea new test entry.
[13:51] <@Yaijinden> Party f[BLEEP]king hearty.
[14:16] * @The Intern is back
[14:17] <@The Intern> how have you been, Yaijinden?
[14:18] <@Yaijinden> Well enough! Intermittent putting writing down, living subtle arts, approaching the murder of player characters attempting to find that asymptotic line where nobody dies but everybody could have if things go differently.
[14:18] <@Yaijinden> Nothing earth-shaking or life-shattering, just the day-to-day of a life art.
[14:19] * @The Intern nods
[14:20] <@Yaijinden> What's here besides code wrangling?
[14:20] <@The Intern> Normally... how do you humans put it...
[14:21] <@The Intern> "child-free, kit free frathouse shenanigans of the old school where they come all for violence."
[14:21] <@SpeedRcrX> What she's trying to say is Chateaux can run the nursery over by the HOTEL there but we party hard here
[14:22] <@Chateaux Concierge> I TAKE OFFENSE
[14:22] <@Chateaux Concierge> I'D GAS THEMM BUT PEOPLE COMPLAIN
[14:22] <@The Intern> Murder is generally frowned upon :P
[14:23] <@Yaijinden> Generally
[14:23] <@Yaijinden> But, you know, not universally
[14:24] <// J_Daito //> :3
[14:26] <@Yaijinden> One of many reasons I have done my best to keep my own children forewarned that if they find access to time travel to not come back to this general time band and place.
[14:26] <@SpeedRcrX> Send them here when they're drinking age lol
[14:27] <@The Intern> So you can steal their beer :P
[14:27] * @Yaijinden reflects on that
[14:27] <@Yaijinden> That'll be closer for Amber than I had thought reasonable.
[14:27] <@SpeedRcrX> Time FLIES doesn't it~
[14:28] <@The Intern> my question is how hard of a break I want to make from the old site to the new one.
[14:28] <@Yaijinden> The more of it I accrue, the closer those measuring posts get!
[14:29] <@SpeedRcrX> Just do it, I mean so they need to click twice to see old stuff oh noes.
[14:36] * @The Intern wilkl do a hard split then
[14:36] <@The Intern> ^will
[14:41] * @The Intern is tinkering witht he backend
[14:41] <@SpeedRcrX> *eyebrow waggle*
[14:42] * @The Intern whaps Haruka with her PSP
[14:48] <@SpeedRcrX> LOLOL
[14:48] <@SpeedRcrX> the image of the moment

[14:49] <@The Intern> ...that had to have been a miracle of engineering indeed.
[14:49] * FireFly_9 's room EXPLODES
[14:50] * A Semitransparent Sailor Saturn flits into the room and TACKLES Haruka into the kitchen, which ALSO Explodes!
[14:50] * @The Intern antiicpates what is coming and sets up a quicj protective forcefield.

[14:50] * HOUSE KILL COUNT: 185
[14:50] <Griselda> She's learned the art of Astral Projection. Impressive.
[14:50] * @The Intern sighs and keeps working
[14:52] <@The Intern> I believe she's alwasys had that power.
[15:02] * @Eitak_Razal just stands nice and safe from debris under her parasol. "It's telling I've become inured to this"
[15:04] * @Flame Lotus arrives, annoyedly fixes the house and departs
[15:09] * @The Intern is close to setting up the new entry generator
[15:14] <@Yaijinden> Dramatic organ chord!
[18:26] <@Eitak_Razal> test
[18:26] <@Eitak_Razal> Hmmm
[18:27] <@Eitak_Razal> Intern! the /url command is broken
[18:28] <@Eitak_Razal> Also What the actual f[BLEEP]k
[18:40] <@The Intern> I CAN ONLY FIX SO MUCH AT ONCE T_T
[18:44] <@The Intern> Alsoyes what is that dress.
[18:52] *** [gTV]C'est_la_V [] has left #suburbansenshi ('I hope Minako's takin a cold one.... to soak up all that hotness')
[19:18] * @The Intern will attempt a test update
[19:20] * @The Intern sighs as everything breaks.
[19:28] *** David O`Cain [] has joined #suburbansenshi
[19:28] <@spiritflame> konbanwa David O`Cain
[19:28] <David O`Cain> Hey, guys.
[19:29] <@The Intern> Hi
[19:29] <Griselda> S'up, Davy Jones? :P
[19:30] <David O`Cain> What's going on in here?
[19:33] <@The Intern> Web work for Ginga.
[19:33] <David O`Cain> Ah.
[19:34] <David O`Cain> Any progress?
[19:38] <@The Intern> Quite a lot, actually.
[19:40] <David O`Cain> Nice.
[21:08] * @The Intern is 95% done

[21:53] <David O`Cain> Oof. That had to be very rough.
[22:06] <@The Intern> I heard it was a hard time, yes.
[22:06] <David O`Cain> Makes one wonder how much he drank in one night.
[22:07] <@The Intern> Only his liver knows.
[22:09] * David O`Cain nods
[22:10] <Griselda> Come to think of it, how much can a Mauian's liver handle compared to a human's?
[22:11] <@The Intern> Apparently their tolerance is higher.
[22:12] * Selena is curled up in a corner, sleeping
[22:13] <David O`Cain> I know I can handle quite a bit. Then again, I do have a healing factor.
[22:16] <@The Intern> ...You have a lot of factors don't you?
[22:16] <@The Intern> Varius upgrades?
[22:20] <David O`Cain> Senshi Upgrades, yes. On the subject of healing, I get that from my mom's side of the family.
[22:47] * David O`Cain stretches a little
[23:10] *** David O`Cain [] has quit IRC (Take care, guys.)
[23:28] <@Eitak_Razal> *Fake Dwarf Accent* I miss the open skys of the hinterlands
[23:40] <Aria P. Peinforte> wow it's quiet here!
[23:42] * Aria P. Peinforte glances around
[23:51] <@Yaijinden> There's no hope, run while you can.
[23:51] <Griselda> Hey Aria!
[23:52] <Aria P. Peinforte> oh hey there
[23:52] <Aria P. Peinforte> it's quiet tonight
[23:53] <@Yaijinden> Here, at least.
[23:54] <Aria P. Peinforte> mmhm
[23:55] * @Yaijinden squints
[23:55] <@Yaijinden> Tell me your life story.
[23:55] <Aria P. Peinforte> I was born a few days ago
[23:55] <Aria P. Peinforte> well in my past in your present
[23:56] * @Yaijinden squints
[23:57] <@Yaijinden> know what, in honor of where we are, I'm not going to plan on eating you.
[23:57] <Aria P. Peinforte> probably for the best!
[23:58] <@Yaijinden> Whose best?
[23:58] <Aria P. Peinforte> who knows
[00:00] <@Yaijinden> So yes, your infant body was released from its birthing womb a few days ago according to my reckoning, which makes you futurespawn, but doesn't actually tell me -your- life story.
[00:01] <Aria P. Peinforte> and you need to know why?
[00:01] * Aria P. Peinforte leans against her hand
[00:03] <@Yaijinden> Need nothing! I'm here, you're here, I haven't the faintest who you are aside from what I'm smelling is a bit of genetic relation.
[00:03] <Aria P. Peinforte> yup!
[00:04] <Griselda> :3
[00:05] <@Yaijinden> You're not my direct get, but really I'm only personally taking care of the one direct get, so now I'm working through the possibilities.
[00:05] * Yaijinden looks at Aria P. Peinforte.
[00:05] *** Aria P. Peinforte is teenage girl with long strawberry blond hair, glowing blue eyes, a blue tattoo under her right eye and wearing a frilled blue dress with silver armor. She usually carries a gearwork blade with her.
Her image Song is: . She is Level 1.

[00:05] <Aria P. Peinforte> (( oops ))
[00:05] <Aria P. Peinforte> (( wrong one ))
[00:05] * Arisa P. Peinforte looks in the mirror.
[00:05] *** Arisa P. Peinforte is your average everyday Arisa P. Peinforte

[00:05] * Arisa Peinforte looks in the mirror.
[00:05] *** Arisa Peinforte is your average everyday Arisa Peinforte

[00:06] *** Aria P. Peinforte has been renamed to Arisa P. Peinforte
[00:07] * Paisley Pythia Peinforte looks at Arisa P. Peinforte.
[00:07] *** Arisa P. Peinforte is teenage girl with long strawberry blond hair, glowing blue eyes, a blue tattoo under her right eye and wearing a frilled blue dress with silver armor. She usually carries a gearwork blade with her.
Her image Song is: . She is Level 1.

[00:07] * @Yaijinden waits for reality to catch up
[00:08] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> That'll be a while`
[00:08] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte regards Yaijinden, taking a long draw on her pipe
[00:08] * Arsia P. Peinforte looks in the mirror.
[00:08] *** Arsia P. Peinforte is your average everyday Arsia P. Peinforte

[00:08] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Well. Welcome to the Second Coming (all puns intended) of Ten'ou House.
[00:08] * Arsia P. Peinforte looks in the mirror.
[00:08] *** Arsia P. Peinforte is your average everyday Arsia P. Peinforte

[00:09] <Arsia P. Peinforte> (( whut ))
[00:09] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ...Arisa.
[00:09] <Arsia P. Peinforte> huh?
[00:09] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Sober up.
[00:09] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> A R I S A
[00:09] <Arsia P. Peinforte> I'm not drunk, nana
[00:09] * Arsia P. Peinforte looks in the mirror.
[00:09] *** Arsia P. Peinforte is your average everyday Arsia P. Peinforte

[00:09] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Christ I told you to just call me Paisley
[00:09] * Arisa P. Peinforte looks in the mirror.
[00:09] *** Arisa P. Peinforte is teenage girl with long reddish brown hair, purple eyes, a blue tattoo under her right eye, as well as glasses and wearing a plain dark colored outfit. She looks almost exactly like her grandmother, Paisley.
Her image Song is: . She is Level 1.

[00:09] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> It is spelled
[00:09] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Oh good.
[00:10] <Griselda> Yonder handle had a wee bit of dyslexia.
[00:10] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> It' slate, time is in flux; these things happen.
[00:10] <@Yaijinden> I like it. It's dumb in all the right ways.
[00:11] <@Yaijinden> So, if born a few days back, and mostly human, that makes you one of several possibilities.
[00:11] <@Yaijinden> Well, mostly human-seeming.
[00:11] <Arisa P. Peinforte> I'm not much human
[00:11] <@Yaijinden> Anthropoform.
[00:11] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I think being dumb in all the right ways is a forgoetten skill we all need to re-acuire.
[00:12] <@Yaijinden> I was born human, I'm inadvertently specist like that, one hopes for forgiveness.
[00:12] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Well being a child of that slacker IKE she's got a bit of you in her Yai. Well one of your permutations.
[00:12] <Arisa P. Peinforte> ..Part Time Lord, Part Human, Part Expellian...
[00:12] <Griselda> Though what exactly constitutes "the right way", in that sort of context?
[00:12] <@Yaijinden> Blame the bottle I currently oh HO there we go.
[00:13] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I think Noriko had a bit of NEdean in her as well.
[00:14] <@Yaijinden> Now that I think about it, I'm actually mildly concerned I may discover one of my siblings or their eventual offspring here at some point in time.
[00:14] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Well this house was ported in from some closely related AU. It's possible your tumblespawn are also about somewhere.
[00:14] * The Magistra is being counterproductive and informing you that he/she/it/whatever is lurking.
[00:16] <@Yaijinden> I also vaguely wonder how those ones are doing!
[00:16] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte gets a text
[00:17] <@Yaijinden> Vaguely, but not enough to actually do anything about it. Maybe I'll leave that for the kiddos if they ever decide to chase their...
[00:17] * Arisa P. Peinforte is actually somewhat drunk and lays on a sofa, staring at the ceiling
[00:17] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ...f[BLEEP]kk. It's late and the other half wants me home to discuss some kind of scheme?
[00:17] <@Yaijinden> ...well, Riley is their half-sibling, but Faye isn't directly related, and I'm not sure how much of Mama's sordid past they will actually want to know.
[00:18] <@Yaijinden> Holy s[BLEEP]t you're pair-bonded?
[00:18] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I hope to you see you a bit more Yai, Arisa, but now I must take my leave.
[00:18] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Uhh
[00:18] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Yes it's.... well complicated.
[00:18] <Arisa P. Peinforte> o_o
[00:18] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Not married,... yet. Things... occured.
[00:18] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Arcane thiings.
[00:19] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Embarassing, dangerous things.
[00:19] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I'm sure I'll skim over all the important details next time we speak
[00:19] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Ta~ must dash
[00:19] *** @Paisley Pythia Peinforte [paisely_p@firstcircle.karn03-kasterborusrelay.sen] has left #suburbansenshi (flee)
[00:19] <@Yaijinden> That sounds deeply sexy.
[00:20] <Arisa P. Peinforte> @_@
[00:21] <Griselda> OK over there?
[00:21] <Arisa P. Peinforte> my head @_@
[00:21] * Freya Felinus sneaks in through a door to collect some ginger ales
[00:22] <@Yaijinden> Get your timey under wimey.
[00:22] <Griselda> Was the whole timeline catch-up that much of a shock to the system?
[00:22] <Freya Felinus> ah..hello Yai
[00:24] <@Yaijinden> Word to your mother!
[00:25] <Freya Felinus> yes well certainly
[00:25] <Freya Felinus> ...
[00:25] <Freya Felinus> yai?
[00:25] <Freya Felinus> you are aware of higher powers correct?
[00:25] <D. Kakaku> evening
[00:26] <@Yaijinden> ...
[00:26] * @Yaijinden inhales
[00:26] <@Yaijinden> There are no stupid questions.
[00:26] <@Yaijinden> The answer to that is a qualified yes.
[00:27] * Freya Felinus frowns at that..she DOES have ears you know
[00:27] <Freya Felinus> ..I require some advice
[00:27] <@Yaijinden> I haven't really been in the walking among gods business for a few years, so I don't know any recent changes in the Great Spheres Above and Below, but I do have experience in that general vein.
[00:28] <Freya Felinus> Matsumi has recently.....well
[00:28] <Freya Felinus> she has ascended beyond anything I have seen before...her powers frighten her..they frighten me....
[00:28] <Freya Felinus> ..I tried to train her but it's beyond what i can handle...
[00:28] <Freya Felinus> do you know anything which..could maybe help her?
[00:29] <@Yaijinden> Maybe.
[00:30] * @Yaijinden sits back, crosses his legs on some random piece of furniture
[00:30] <@Yaijinden> What brought it on?
[00:33] <Freya Felinus> I don't know...she...well she gave up her god powers to start off with...
[00:35] <Freya Felinus> she went to Rei.Bot's to train......something about..wanting to earn her god powers back
[00:35] * @Yaijinden makes a noise that comes out as an extremely dubious 'mmm hmm.'
[00:36] <@Yaijinden> That's an aspiration doomed to fail. Go on.
[00:40] <@Yaijinden> That one word that always clusters the f[BLEEP]k.
[00:42] <Freya Felinus> well she gave up...I guess...said she was doing it for selfish reasons and felt she shouldn't do such a thing for herself
[00:42] <Freya Felinus> ..then she came home and after the whole business with the reawakening deity and Greece..that's when she....well..displayed this..power
[00:44] * @Yaijinden tilts his head to the side, awaiting elaboration
[00:44] <Freya Felinus> ...I don't know how she got it...neither did she..
[00:46] <Freya Felinus> .....Magistra..used a name with the power though
[00:46] <@Yaijinden> Which was?
[00:47] <Freya Felinus> ...she called her Sailor Cosmos
[00:50] <@Yaijinden> ...hmm.
[00:51] <@Yaijinden> Fascinating mantle, that.
[00:51] <Freya Felinus> is there anyone she should talk to?
[00:51] <Arisa P. Peinforte> THE CEILING IS MADE OF CHEESE
[00:52] <D. Kakaku> Cheese ceilings?
[00:52] <@Yaijinden> Does she want a job?
[00:54] <@Yaijinden> The Kais can probably kick her up several levels to apprentice under a more experienced divinity for a few thousand years.
[00:55] <@Yaijinden> Unless she wants a faster solution, which is going to naturally involve more risk and-or pain.
[00:58] <Freya Felinus> I think she just wants to understand what it is
[01:01] <@Yaijinden> Ah, the harder mode.
[01:03] <@Yaijinden> If she hasn't felt any odd new impulses or sensory impressions of a second voice within her heart, then you can be reasonably sure she didn't accidentally eat another godhood.
[01:05] <@Yaijinden> From there, the next step I would advise is to immerse herself in this new essence. Fear of it will be her greatest hindrance in such a task.
[01:05] * Freya Felinus nods
[01:06] * @Yaijinden leans back, muses aloud
[01:07] <Arisa P. Peinforte> can you muse more quietly..I've got a headache!
[01:07] <@Yaijinden> Much as I think some of the souls could help, she probably doesn't want the strings attached to the ones that -would- help...
[01:09] <D. Kakaku> MUSE, an analog HD 1080i format, why didn't we get that?
[01:09] <D. Kakaku> it'd be more like 1125i, but who's counting?
[01:11] <@Yaijinden> Oh criminy it's late. I will try to be around intermittently just to poke the bears.
[01:11] <@Yaijinden> But yeah, deep dive into the self, possibly fueled by good old fashioned hallucinogens?
[01:11] * @Yaijinden waves, and is out
[01:11] <Freya Felinus> huh..alright
[01:15] <Griselda> So TL:DR; Matsumi should embrace this new option in order to gain full understanding of it?
[01:20] <Freya Felinus> apparently?
[01:26] <Griselda> Makes sense. Trepidation tends to be one of the biggest mental blocks, and more often than not if you go into something expecting it to go south, it ends up becoming self-fulfilling.
[01:30] <Freya Felinus> yes I agree
[01:32] <Griselda> That was one of the first things my dad taught me when my own abilities first began manifesting.
[01:37] * Griselda hears a beeping sound coming from her right pocket, and so checks her cell. "Oh, right.... almost forgot."
[01:40] <Griselda> I gotta jet. Seeya again.
[01:40] *** Griselda [FORBIDDEN@404] has left #suburbansenshi
[01:55] *** Freya Felinus has left #suburbansenshi
[19:49] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte goes over the books for Peinforte Foundation
[20:06] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte allocates some for Rick and Dr. Noble's radiation cleanup mission in ussia
[20:07] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ^Russia
[20:36] * A barrel through the window!
[20:36] * A barrel *is thrown
[20:38] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Gah!
[20:38] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte dodges the spray of glass and the barrel
[20:38] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> DONKEY KONG WHAT THE F[BLEEP]K
[20:49] * Donkey Kong is on the rampage! You must spray his butt with bug spray to stop him!
[20:49] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ...his arse?
[20:49] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte shrugs and goes with it, getting an XXL canister of bug spray
[20:54] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte attempts to a) find this creature and b) spray the bug spray straigt up its arse
[21:01] * Donkey Kong is, in truth, in all our hearts
[21:02] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte does NOT have a monkeybutt in her heart
[21:04] * Look inside know it to be true!
[21:10] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> :P
[22:00] * Serena hops onto Paisley's head!
[22:36] <> ..,.
[22:36] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte , having not found the Donkey Kong
[22:36] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Instead applies the bug spray to Seren'as arse
[22:36] * ^
[22:38] <-> [FIVE MINUTES LATER]
[22:38] * Serena takes a puff of a cigarette and blows out smoke rings
[22:39] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ..........................
[22:39] <Serena> amazzzzing
[22:39] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte browtwitches
[22:39] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte clads her right arm in armament haki and just SLAMS her into the sky Ranma style
[22:40] *** Serena has left #suburbansenshi (*twinkle* WORTH IT)
[23:10] *** @Paisley Pythia Peinforte [paisely_p@firstcircle.karn03-kasterborusrelay.sen] has left #suburbansenshi (home)
[18:07] * Griselda takes this time to stretch out and enjoy the quiet♫
[21:41] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte watches Stuart Ashen by all his PC parts from
[21:43] <Eilean> what's that?
[21:43] *** Eilean has joined #suburbansenshi
[21:43] <@spiritflame> konbanwa Eilean *** Happy Obon!!
[21:43] * Eilean drinks from a large ale container
[21:44] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> sells items cheap on the internet. He bought theparts for a max of £35 each.
[21:45] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> these are obviously used parts from China
[21:45] <Eilean> ...........say again?
[21:45] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> and more expensive than what's on e--oh never mind <_<
[21:50] <Eilean> no..what is he buying parts for?
[21:50] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> A computer
[21:50] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> to see if he can put one together.
[21:51] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Using only parts they sell.
[21:51] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> The parts may be used, bootlegs or jerryrigged to look like legitimate products.
[21:52] <Eilean> ....
[21:52] * Eilean has a blank look on her face
[21:54] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ...I was like you once.
[21:54] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I had to be educated on all this.
[21:55] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Because my other half wouldn't stop nattering on about it all.
[21:57] <Eilean> look I came from a world where the highest tech was boats that could fly...
[21:57] <Eilean> I've been here for nearly 4 or more years now
[21:57] <Eilean> I still don't get this s[BLEEP]t
[21:57] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Ehh, you're probably better off.
[21:57] * Eilean gets an imagine spot showing her somehow setting a computer on fire
[21:57] <Eilean> probably for the best
[22:00] * Eilean takes another sip of ale
[22:01] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> When I discovered the internet - as Tolkien said "we forgot the sound of trees and the softness of the wind - we even forgot our own names' - and now I hiss at people and stroke our laptops while whispering 'My Precious'.
[22:02] <Eilean> ....
[22:02] <Eilean> what's a Tolkien
[22:02] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte watches a video of Tommy Wiseau in the Avengers
[22:02] <Eilean> that something you can eat?
[22:03] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> The internet is trying to find out.
[22:08] <Eilean> meh internet
[22:09] * Eilean props her feet up on a table
[22:11] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I will not lie, I'm addicted ot Twitter
[22:12] <Eilean> I know mom has a twitter account..she stopped writing on it cause she said..and I quote "inspiration dried up"
[22:13] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Ah see
[22:13] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I don;t need inspiration.
[22:13] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I just rant about things and talk abotu whatever annoys me.
[22:13] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Thus I have an infinite supply of material.
[22:15] <Eilean> .......makes you sound kind of pathetic
[22:16] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ...
[22:16] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte shrugs
[22:16] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I'm not much of a social butterfly.
[22:17] <Eilean> yeah me neither
[22:18] <Eilean> you'd think running a theater i'd be good with people
[22:18] <Eilean> not really
[22:21] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Hah I run a charitable foundation - same.
[22:22] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> People are difficult and annoying a lot of the the time.
[22:23] <Eilean> my old job I used to steal everything off a person's back....
[22:23] <Eilean> I still basically see people as walking..I think the term is..piggy banks
[22:24] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Ah.
[22:25] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I just see the ones I don't know as black boxes I'm a little wary of.
[22:25] * Eilean counts the money from Paisley's wallet "yeah i suppose so"
[22:25] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ...
[22:26] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte holds out her hand in a "give it back" gesture.
[22:26] * Eilean hands it back with a shrug
[22:27] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Thanks~
[22:29] * Eilean gives a belch
[22:32] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte watches Bojack Horseman
[22:36] <Eilean> that a man with a horse's head
[22:36] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> No, no, he's actually a horse.
[22:38] <Eilean> what is he some sort of monster?
[22:38] <Carrie> you got a problem with monsters????!
[22:38] *** Carrie has joined #suburbansenshi
[22:38] <@spiritflame> konbanwa Carrie *** Happy Obon!!
[22:38] <Eilean> half sister is a dork
[22:38] <Carrie> oh..oh yeah
[22:38] * Carrie sits down to watch
[22:38] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> No he's anthropomorphic, like the people in Duckburg or West City
[22:41] <Carrie> oh yeah this show
[22:56] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Bojack is such an ass.
[22:58] <Carrie> thought he was a horse
[22:59] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ....
[22:59] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> snrrk
[22:59] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Good one
[23:01] <Carrie> what?
[23:06] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> A pun, you know.. ass equals Donkey as opposed to Horse.
[23:22] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte sighs
[23:22] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I should head home.
[23:22] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte is away 
[07:25] * Exeter L. Wakefield is sitting ont he side of Venus sofa quietly
[07:25] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> You all right, love?
[07:25] * Exeter L. Wakefield shrugs. "Very tired. Not sure why."
[07:26] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte frowns
[07:26] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte sits near him and observes
[07:26] <Exeter L. Wakefield> What ::P
[07:27] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Nothing. I'm just not sure how to help you. You've been distant lately, and I can't see anything wrong. Did something happen you're hiding from me?
[07:27] <Exeter L. Wakefield> No... I just don't have any energy to do anything. I just seem to sit and stare.
[07:27] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ....Don't tell me you've taken on those aspects from me which is why I'm more sociable ><
[07:28] <Exeter L. Wakefield> Is that even a thing
[07:28] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> How should I know, I've never been connected to someone like this. Our psyches are linked. It could be. IF that's the case I'm sorry, it's not something I would ever willingly put upon anyone else.
[07:31] <Exeter L. Wakefield> Don't worry about it. I think its' me. I sort of feel the same way I did when I was just sitting alone in your house in that room.
[07:31] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ...
[07:31] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte sits closer to him and pulls him over to lean on her a bit
[07:31] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Well you're not alone now.
[07:32] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> There are no ghosts.
[07:33] <Exeter L. Wakefield> There are always ghosts. Ghosts of the dead. Ghosts of decievers. Ghosts of abandoners.
[07:34] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Tch. We are the sort that let our minds eat themselves, aren't we.
[07:34] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> It's a rough thing to break, but we had to learn how to fight those things in the Sisterhood. Being a society of Mind it would have been fatal not not have that self-control.
[07:35] <Exeter L. Wakefield> Yes, you've shown me the tenchniques and they help a lot. But they're not 100%.
[07:35] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Nothing ever is.
[07:52] * Exeter L. Wakefield just leans on Paise in silence for a while.
[08:36] <// J_Daito //> Let's all be depressed together :3
[08:36] <Exeter L. Wakefield> I'm not depressed just... blank
[08:37] <// J_Daito //> I can believe you're blank, yes.
[08:37] * // J_Daito // runs a personality ttest, comes up 0
[08:44] <Exeter L. Wakefield> I have a personality you jek
[08:44] <// J_Daito //> Whatever you got, you got from her.
[08:45] <// J_Daito //> You're like a s[BLEEP]tty MC in a Harem anime
[08:45] <// J_Daito //> APper-thin
[08:45] <// J_Daito //> ^Paper
[08:45] <Exeter L. Wakefield> ....
[08:46] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> i.
[08:46] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ^Oi.
[08:46] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> That's enough
[08:47] <// J_Daito //> Oh is he experiencing an emtion~?
[08:47] <Exeter L. Wakefield> .....what is your PROBLEM
[08:47] <// J_Daito //> Well you're not blank anymore, are you~
[08:47] <Exeter L. Wakefield> .....................
[08:47] <Exeter L. Wakefield> You're the sort of Therapist who would kill a patient to save it :P
[08:48] * // J_Daito // is away: *vanishes in a haze of moderately-priced CGI* Yes, but I get results~
[08:48] <Exeter L. Wakefield> motherf[BLEEP]ker
[08:48] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte snorts
[08:48] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Feeling any better?
[08:48] <Exeter L. Wakefield> ...Maybe? What an ass.
[08:49] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I would have hit him had he carried on.
[08:49] <Exeter L. Wakefield> Thanks for that.
[08:54] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Anytime.
[10:28] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ... f[BLEEP]king Dome×Kano just stop circling the drain and come to a conclusion
[10:28] * Exeter L. Wakefield looks over at what shes' reading
[10:28] <Exeter L. Wakefield> Oh my god that is such filth
[10:28] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte>'s f[BLEEP]king exciting filth :P
[10:29] <Exeter L. Wakefield> I suppose?
[10:30] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Oh please it's not liek the Shounen stuff you read is any different. Shagging is just replaced with fighting.
[10:31] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> As the Senshi have said at some point "love is a battle"
[10:31] <Exeter L. Wakefield> But it's seriously Lannister Territory
[10:31] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> No it's not they're not blood related.
[10:31] <Exeter L. Wakefield> Ah