Hello minna-san,
Yesterday I found out something great and wonderful! Ayaka-chan was making some home-made Valentine's choco
for a "friend" of hers, but she ate too many of them herself!! How delightfully delicious of her!! Anyway, she looked so plump and saucy that I thought I'd give her a little "love-bite", but she was too fast!!
Instead she threw her mascot nako-nako at me, and before I knew what was happening I was enjoying its succulent goodness!!
I still treasure the savoury memory today.
This has been Hama Chisaki, saying "Live to Eat, not eat to live!"
Sorry its been so long since I last wrote an entry. I've been hiding out from Azama's lawyers in the supermarket, living off of my several hundred gift certificates. Today I made a fort in the cereal aisle! Its the most delicious fun I've had in a while.
So the year is finally ending, huh? Its been a good year. I had so many things to eat! In fact I wrote it ALL down! Here we go, starting with A:
5,065 Anmitsu
3,342 An-pan
4,234 Apples
[Edit: rest of the list has been cut. What, you think I need to lose all my bandwidth for January on the first day? - Jay]
My resolution for this year is to make the 2004 list 2,000 pages instead of 1,500!
ITS CHRISTMAS!!
Today after opening my presents (THANKS FOR THE WONDERFUL SUPERMARKET GIFT CERTIFICATES MOMMY!!! I LUV U!!!) I ran to McDonalds to get my breakfast of 30 McGriddles. I made my own key to let myself in so it didn't matter that they were closed; nothing stops me from my McGriddle craving. NOTHING. Just thinking about their deliciousness (mmm.... sausage + egg + cheese + grease + sweet pancake + built in syrups + grease + grease) makes my mouth water. These ones were even a bit green, full of Christmas cheer!
Anyway, as I sat there daintily eating, I noticed Azama-chan walking down the street. I was bored so I grabbed the 10 McGreasiddles that were left and followed her. She got onto a train, and I got a ticket and went too, staying at a far enough distance that she couldn't see me. Finally we reached the last stop, which turned out to be near the beach. She got out of the train and walked down to the beach, stood in the shallow water, and just stared out at sea.
Okinawans are so strange. I decided to surprise her so I shoved her into the water.
I hear she'll get over the pneumonia soon. The lawyers tell me that our defense is that its her own fault for going to the beach in the middle of winter, and when I'm hungry I do crazy things like stalk people. We'll probably win because she's just a wacky Okinawan.
Today, I went to a Christmas party hosted by Sawai Myu. She has invited everyone from the Sailor Moon cast. We hung out, listened to Christmas music, chatted about life and about anticipated presents, and my favorite part, the FOOD!
They had lots of sweet delicious snacks from candied chocolate popcorn to chestnuts mont blanc. I was almost pegged to the snack table. Unfortunately, before I seriously got into the snacks, Azama-chan dragged me off to playing some stupid game called "smash the piņata". Why did she have to distract me from where the action is really at?!!
In the whole time, almost no one managed to dent the piņata. In fact, Entou-chan missed hitting the piņata completely and got Jyoji-chan instead. This angered Jyoji-chan and caused him to chase Entou-chan around the living room until Myu-Chan restrained Jyoji from attempting to punch Entou. Man, those two guys were pathetic. At least we women managed to hit the piņata at least once. Finally, Sugimoto-san managed to smash the piņata without the stick by pummeling it with her fists! Now she is one woman I can definitely respect!!!
After 2 hours of playing that weird game, a Western-style Christmas-eve dinner was served. We had 5 heads of Virginia ham, 4 roast ducks, 7 string bean casseroles, mashed potatoes, and lots of dinner rolls. For dessert, we had a large heaping of plum pudding, pumpkin pie with red bean ice cream, and more. Seems like Myu-chan really knows my appetite and prepared accordingly. That really made my Christmas eve!!
Now to await Christmas day and the most important part of it.....ATTACKING THE CHRISTMAS CAKES!!!! WHEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This is Hama Chisaki wishing everyone a very Merry Christmas!!
Happy Delicious Holidays!!
How has everyone been? Dandy? like sour candy I hope. These days have been going by very fast and now X-mas is here and it is cold as an ice cream in the butt. Did everyone listen the the broadcast? They had a song by that girl who plays Sailor Moon on it. Wasn't that crap bad? gosh gee willy! Even Hama would not touch it if it was coved in chocolate with sprinkles on top, rolled in bacon. I assume all have gotten my single, because if you did not, Hama will not be happy and an unhappy Hama leads to mass sexual destruction.
I have heard from many people that my American followers cannot enter Hama's own personal site. Yes, Hama made it that way so that all Americans will beg for the sweet, sweet love of Hama and all her naughtyness and spice. Or you can just pay the fee and get some love in the mail.
P.S. Business men get a discount
Happy Hama Hams and Hagen Das to All.
I'm feeling a bit peckish right now. I had a lot of shopping to do today, so I couldn't eat much for breakfast. Let's see...
For my very small breakfast, my mama gave to me: a turkey filled with stuffing.
For my very small breakfast, my mama gave to me: 2 turtle soups and a turkey filled with stuffing.
For my very small breakfast, my mama gave to me: 3 game hens, 2 turtle soups, and a turkey filled with stuffing.
For my very small breakfast, my mama gave to me: 4 apple pies, 3 game hens, 2 turtle soups, and a turkey filled with stuffing.
For my very small breakfast, my mama gave to me: 5 golden cakes, 4 apple pies, 3 game hens, 2 turtle soups, and a turkey filled with stuffing.
For my very small breakfast, my mama gave to me: 6 sugar cookies, 5 golden cakes, 4 apple pies, 3 game hens, 2 turtle soups, and a turkey filled with stuffing.
For my very small breakfast, my mama gave to me: 7 sashimi rolls, 6 sugar cookies, 5 golden cakes, 4 apple pies, 3 game hens, 2 turtle soups, and a turkey filled with stuffing.
For my very small breakfast, my mama gave to me: 8 glasses of milk, 7 sashimi rolls, 6 sugar cookies, 5 golden cakes, 4 apple pies, 3 game hens, 2 turtle soups, and a turkey filled with stuffing.
For my very small breakfast, my mama gave to me: 9 lady fingers, 8 glasses of milk, 7 sashimi rolls, 6 sugar cookies, 5 golden cakes, 4 apple pies, 3 game hens, 2 turtle soups, and a turkey filled with stuffing.
For my very small breakfast, my mama gave to me: 10 garden salads, 9 lady fingers, 8 glasses of milk, 7 sashimi rolls, 6 sugar cookies, 5 golden cakes, 4 apple pies, 3 game hens, 2 turtle soups, and a turkey filled with stuffing.
For my very small breakfast, my mama gave to me: 11 cannelloni, 10 garden salads, 9 lady fingers, 8 glasses of milk, 7 sashimi rolls, 6 sugar cookies, 5 golden cakes, 4 apple pies, 3 game hens, 2 turtle soups, and a turkey filled with stuffing.
For my very small breakfast, my mama gave to me: 12 chicken drumsticks, 11 cannelloni, 10 garden salads, 9 lady fingers, 8 glasses of milk, 7 sashimi rolls, 6 sugar cookies, 5 golden cakes, 4 apple pies, 3 game hens, 2 turtle soups, and a turkey filled with stuffing.
This was Hama Chisaki. ::burp!:: (that means I liked the meal)
Guess what??? Thaaaaaaaaaat's right! I caught up with my stalker today and I asked him where he got the [random crap] from. I finally found out!! So do you want to know where its from? Do you? Do youuu? I know you do! You're just dying for me to tell you the answer! [stupid filler text] So heeeeeeeeeere we go, I'm going to tell you now! Its frooooooom.... Taiwan! Yeah! Everyone has one of these right! I'm completely normal! And now I know where the [random crap] is from! Wooohooo! Aren't you excited for me?? Yay yay! Clap clap! Bash bash! Sooka sooka! Meep meep! Boing!
