Suburban Senshi Season 6

Suburban Senshi Revolutions

Episode 3: Raising the Stakes

(12/14/05)

By Dr. Xadium and the inhabitants of #suburbansenshi2, as edited for clarity

[01:02] *** Wed Dec 14 2005 - LOGGING START ***
[01:02] *** Now talking in #suburbansenshi
[10:12] <@SpeedRcrX> ...................................................................................................................
[10:13] <@SpeedRcrX> f[BLEEP]king kicking those inners' asses
[10:13] <Knight Nephrite> Haruka-san?
[10:13] *** @SpeedRcrX [THaruka@FXL.blaze.co.jp] has quit IRC (the f[BLEEP]k they thinking)
[10:13] * =^catablanca^= can be seen slinking away
[10:13] <Knight Nephrite> Well....that was odd.
[10:14] <Roomie Rantsom (at NOC)> Ok....
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[10:19] <@spiritflame> Irasshai FireFly_9 *** It's Shaldra Week!!
[10:19] * FireFly_9 is paler than usual if such a thing is possible
[10:19] <CosmosPajamas> Hey little dude.
[10:19] <FireFly_9> .... I am NOT a man.
[10:19] <@Shinji Ikari> That's not a man, baby!
[10:19] <Knight Nephrite> Hotaru-chan....are you ok?
[10:20] <FireFly_9> No. No I am not.
[10:20] * FireFly_9 is clutching the Silence Glaive
[10:20] <Knight Nephrite> What's wrong, besides the rest of the current events?
[10:20] <@Shinji Ikari> Are you worried about your precious?
[10:20] <FireFly_9> The Inner senshi must be defeated.
[10:21] * FireFly_9 fears not for the Glaive, it is merely a locus that can be formed and deconstructed at whim
[10:21] * Knight Nephrite sighs lightly, "I wish you girls didn't need to fight."
[10:21] <FireFly_9> Artemis came in this morning.
[10:21] <FireFly_9> The fight, which was once merely about bragging rights, now has purpose and meaning for us.
[10:22] * FireFly_9 sharpens the glaive.
[10:22] <FireFly_9> Artemis explained it all to us.
[10:22] <CosmosPajamas> You're trusting Alimony Arty?
[10:22] <Knight Nephrite> Hotaru - What did he explain, if I might ask?
[10:22] <FireFly_9> They didn't come here for the tournament at all. That was merely a convenient pretext.
[10:23] <FireFly_9> they mean to repatriate sempai.
[10:23] <Knight Nephrite> Repatriate?
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[10:24] <CosmosPajamas> Sailor Warfare! Missing siblings! Hot saxy chacks! RATINGS.
[10:24] <Roomie Rantsom (at NOC)> ♦ Restore Minako? What does she mean?
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[10:25] <@spiritflame> Irasshai FireFly_9 *** It's Shaldra Week!!
[10:25] <FireFly_9> OH FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
[10:25] <FireFly_9> REPATRIATE: TO RETURN TO ONE'S HOME
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[10:26] <@spiritflame> Irasshai FireFly_9 *** It's Shaldra Week!!
[10:26] <FireFly_9> Oh to hell with it.
[10:26] <David O`Cain> So, what's new on the situation?
[10:27] <FireFly_9> Queen Serenity II has requested that sempai return
[10:28] <Chibi Martina> But Minako would want to stay here, wouldn't she?
[10:28] <@spiritflame> the tree of life splits
[10:28] <Roomie Rantsom (at NOC)> What? You mean "Back to the future?"
[10:28] <@Shinji Ikari> All depends on her sense of duty, doesn't it?
[10:29] <FireFly_9> She... has elected to do her duty.
[10:29] <FireFly_9> We intend to stop her.
[10:29] <@Shinji Ikari> Sometimes a person serves something that's greater then them and that means having to give that the first priority.
[10:29] <CosmosPajamas> By what means?
[10:29] <Knight Nephrite> Hotaru - Are there any new leads as to the thefts and Sakura-chan's kidnapping?
[10:29] <Chibi Martina> ...
[10:29] * FireFly_9 sharpens the glaive
[10:30] <Chibi Martina> But... if she WANTS to go back...
[10:30] <FireFly_9> Serenity abused her senshi for decades, and now because she's "light" in the face of a new threat she's calling in Minako-sempai.
[10:30] <FireFly_9> She *knows* the Outer Senshi would never pay her any heed.
[10:30] <@Shinji Ikari> Shouldn't it be Mina's choice, though?
[10:30] <FireFly_9> She's being fed lines about honor and duty.
[10:31] <David O`Cain> Shinji's right. I mean, wouldn't it be up to Minako to decide what she wants to do?
[10:31] <FireFly_9> Not even Artemis agrees. That's why he told Xadium-san some days ago, and us today.
[10:31] <FireFly_9> Do you understand the implications?
[10:32] <David O`Cain> Hotaru - Serenity II is a complete nutjob?
[10:32] <FireFly_9> Serenity doesn't release her senshi easily. Sempai only left because of the chaos Haruka-poppa, Jedite and COSPLAY-OR caused in the future last time.
[10:32] <FireFly_9> If sempai returns, the one senshi to escape her...
[10:32] <Chibi Martina> Maybe Minkao was supposed to stay here but instead Miss Serenity is trying to change history and make her come back to stop Sakura being born so she can't use the Holy Grail and that's why Chibi Usa doesn't remember her...
[10:33] * FireFly_9 swipes her glaive and rends a wall "STRONG exceptions."
[10:33] <Knight Nephrite> So if Minako didn't go back...
[10:33] <CosmosPajamas> Therewillbeareckoningtherewillbeacrisis
[10:33] <FireFly_9> Chibi: Interesting theory, but apparently there is some legitimate new enemy that three senshi alone cannot battle.
[10:36] <FireFly_9> Why do you think Sempai has spent all her time training with the inners
[10:36] <FireFly_9> Why do you think she hasn't been here
[10:36] <FireFly_9> She has been putting her affairs in order.
[10:36] <David O`Cain> Hotaru - Well, Minako can be rather competative.
[10:37] <FireFly_9> David-san: What?
[10:37] <FireFly_9> I don't understand.
[10:37] <Chibi Martina> Hmm... If Minako goes, I suppose that means Doctor Xadium will leave with her.
[10:38] <David O`Cain> Hotaru - Well, if you recall when a couple was making out in her presence she'd try to one-up that couple with Xadium.
[10:38] <FireFly_9> She... isn't taking him.
[10:38] <Chibi Martina> Oh...
[10:38] <FireFly_9> David what does that have to do with this?
[10:39] <David O`Cain> Hotaru - Nevermind then. The idea seemed better in my head.
[10:39] <FireFly_9> I will not let her make the biggest mistake of her life for that buffoon.
[10:39] * FireFly_9 sharpens her glaive
[10:40] <FireFly_9> Our match is first. I will defeat sempai.
[10:40] <@Shinji Ikari> Or she'll go all Hardcore Love-Kung-Fu on you.
[10:40] <Roomie Rantsom (at NOC)> Hotaru - What exactly is Neo Queen Serenity asking Ms. Aino to do?
[10:41] <Chibi Martina> Even if you do beat her... that still won't make her change her mind, will it?
[10:41] <FireFly_9> Rantsom: To rejoin the inner senshi as its leader and fight by her side.
[10:41] <FireFly_9> Martina: She needs sense knocked into her. Sometimes Haruka-poppa is right. She's one of us now.
[10:42] <FireFly_9> We will defeat the inner senshi and send them back to Serenity with a message: Our job is done.
[10:42] * Knight Nephrite is going to be saddend by watching the girls fight.
[10:42] <Roomie Rantsom (at NOC)> I didn't think Ms. Aino was such a renegade. Amusing and to have Queen Serenity run behind her, begging her to return. Ha ha ha. It must be quite the situation in the 30th century right now.
[10:43] <FireFly_9> Venus is quite a powerful senshi. Do not let her persona fool you.
[10:43] <@Shinji Ikari> Or they'll whip yo' asses and make you look like weak b[BLEEP]ches. One way or another, it's going to be a match made in heaven. :D
[10:43] <FireFly_9> Also certain attacks require all the inners, such as the planet attack.
[10:43] <FireFly_9> Plus, Serenity uses her senshi to draw power...
[10:44] <FireFly_9> And Sempai can wield the crystal.
[10:45] <FireFly_9> We will take the blame for her.
[10:46] <FireFly_9> She may hate us but we will do what needs to be done.
[10:46] <// J_Daito //> Spoken like a true outer senshi :O
[10:46] <FireFly_9> .............
[10:46] <FireFly_9> Perhaps I am, after all.
[10:46] <Chibi Martina> Yes! Hotaru sounds like Haruka now!
[10:47] <FireFly_9> Perhaps Haruka-poppa and I are more alike than I care to admit.
[10:51] <Roomie Rantsom (at NOC)> However, I would rather invest in improving the situation in the future than to cut losses in the present. That's just common business sense.
[10:51] <FireFly_9> Rantsom: Sempai will be leaving her home, her friends, her family.
[10:53] <Roomie Rantsom (at NOC)> Ms. Tomoe, you are missing my point believe it or not.
[10:53] <FireFly_9> Frankly I don't care about your point.
[10:53] <FireFly_9> I am not debating this.
[10:53] <@Shinji Ikari> Snap.
[10:53] <Roomie Rantsom (at NOC)> The point in making investments in the future.
[10:53] <FireFly_9> She stays HERE.
[10:54] <FireFly_9> The future will be forged by the PRESENT not the other way around
[10:54] <Roomie Rantsom (at NOC)> ♦ Who says she had to go anywhere?
[10:54] * FireFly_9 slams the butt of her gliave into the ground, cracking the foor
[10:54] <FireFly_9> Are you not LISTENING
[10:55] <@Shinji Ikari> In case you don't understand that last action, it means the debate's over.
[11:01] <FireFly_9> Sempai will be made to see reason. Failing that, the inners will be sent home like dogs with their tails tucked between their legs.
[11:02] * FireFly_9 swings the glaive around and vows this to Saturn
[11:04] * FireFly_9 thinks back on the last 3 years
[11:05] <FireFly_9> I never thought it would come to this.
[11:07] *** FireFly_9 [ruin@ntt1.docomo.jp] has quit IRC (What if Sakura-san disspeared because...)
[11:07] <@spiritflame> it does not work that way for time lords
[11:08] <@spiritflame> time splits and cracks
[11:08] <@spiritflame> the revolution encroaches
[11:08] <@spiritflame> ichirin no hana

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hino rei.bot v. Luna-P

[14:36] * @spiritflame dusts the corner
[14:37] *** luna_P [beachballbot@localhost] has joined #suburbansenshi
[14:37] <@spiritflame> Irasshai luna_P *** It's Shaldra Week!!
[14:37] <+luna_P> n0n53n53 i7 i5 my w33k 411 w33k5 r min3
[14:37] <@spiritflame> ....
[14:37] <+luna_P> r j00 r34dy pH0r 0ur b47713
[14:38] <@spiritflame> anytime
[14:38] * luna_P 514m5 in2 r3i.b07
[14:38] * @spiritflame catches the ball
[14:38] * luna_P p0p5 0u7 0pH H3r grip
[14:39] * @spiritflame fires her omega beams at the ball
[14:39] * luna_P pHir35 Hi5 pwn 0m3g4 b34m5
[14:39] <@spiritflame> :O
[14:39] <@spiritflame> you have omega beams?
[14:39] <+luna_P> mu4H4H4H4H4H4
[14:39] * luna_P 3x7rud35 4 m4cHin3 gun pHr0m Hi5 m0u7H 4nd pHir35 ki b34m5
[14:40] * @spiritflame holds out her palm and makes a barrer, deflecting the beams
[14:40] * a corner of the house explodes from the delfected beam
[14:40] <+luna_P> ....
[14:40] <@Indigo> For some strange reason.
[14:40] <+luna_P> j00'r3 2ugH
[14:41] <@Indigo> Some omnious reason~
[14:41] * @spiritflame looks to indigo
[14:41] <@Indigo> DMC3 reminds me of Guilty Gear X-2
[14:41] <@Indigo> ♫ Maybe it's Ino~ ♫
[14:41] * luna_P 74k35 73H cH4nc3 2 bi73 0pHpH r3i.b2'5 H34d
[14:41] * @spiritflame is headless
[14:42] * @Indigo looks at the corner.
[14:42] * @spiritflame explodes her arms into metallic tendrils and lashes out at the ball
[14:42] * @Indigo then looks from the ball to the headless sensei.
[14:42] * luna_P 3xp10d35 45 73H m37411ic H34d b10w5 up in5id3 Hi5 52m4cH
[14:42] <@Indigo> Biting off heads, that's new.
[14:42] * @spiritflame 's head flies back to her body
[14:42] * luna_P r3pH0rm5
[14:43] <@spiritflame> you are tough as well
[14:43] <@Indigo> Is Ozzy Ozborne the new style for twisted maniacal balls in the future?
[14:43] <+luna_P> 0zzy'5 50u1 i5 min3
[14:43] <+luna_P> j00r 50u1 i5 min3 2
[14:44] * luna_P H3475 up 2 4 mi11i0n d3gr335 4nd cr45H35 in2 r3i.b07
[14:44] * @spiritflame easily withstands the heat and grabs the ball with her palm, driving it into the ground which liquifies and bursts into vapor
[14:45] * luna_P 1i9uipHi35 4nd 51ip5 0u7 0pH 73H grip
[14:45] <@spiritflame> tch
[14:46] * luna_P pH10475 0v3r 2 73H 74rdi5 4nd z4p5 i7 wi7H 4 7r4c2r b34m pHr0m i75 4n73nn4 4nd 7Hr0w5 i7 47 r3i.b07
[14:46] * @spiritflame swings forward a punch and solidly SLAMS the TARDIS back into the ball
[14:48] * @Shinji Ikari starts to chant, "Maim. Maim. Maim.~"
[14:49] * -The Crowd begins doing the Wave in time with Shinji's chant!
[14:50] * luna_P 5p1475
[14:50] * The Tardis drops onto the ground
[14:50] * -The Crowd chants 'ECW! ECW! ECW!"
[14:51] * @spiritflame forms her hands into blades
[14:51] * @spiritflame begins to slice up the ball into ribbons
[14:51] * @Shinji Ikari stops chanting and screams, "f[BLEEP]k THAT BIATCH UP!"
[14:51] * -The Crowd begins to chant "You f[BLEEP]ked up! You f[BLEEP]ked up!"
[14:51] * luna_P m3175 4r0und 73H b14d35 4nd p14573r5 i7531pH 0n2 r3i.b07'5 pH4c3
[14:52] * @spiritflame staggers back, the ball smothered over her face
[14:52] * @spiritflame fires lasers though the ball
[14:52] <+luna_P> 4444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444H
[14:52] * luna_P 1375 g0
[14:53] * @spiritflame restores her hands to normal and fires a barrage of ki at rhe ball
[14:53] * -The Lurker notes Luna-P is doing Alien impersonations!
[14:53] * -The Crowd chants "Holy s[BLEEP]t! Holy s[BLEEP]t!"
[14:53] * one half of the house is blown out
[14:53] <@Shinji Ikari> Luna-P wants to do tentacle rape~
[14:53] * luna_P 3m3rg35 pHr0m 73H du57c10ud
[14:53] * luna_P m4k35 4 73n74c13
[14:54] * @spiritflame shoots off the tentacle with a frieza beam
[14:54] * the beam lances out and strikes Tokyo Tower, knocking out its support strut, causing it to lean over
[14:54] <@Indigo> There's something disturbing about a ball in the shape of Luna's head be a tentacle monster
[14:54] <+luna_P> 5[b133p]7
[14:55] * luna_P u535 Hypn05i5 p0w3r 0n r3i.b07
[14:55] * -The Lurker winces at the symbolism of the cut off tentacle.
[14:55] * @spiritflame meditates and blocks
[14:55] <@Shinji Ikari> Damn, you people gonna f[BLEEP]k up Tokyo big time after this s[BLEEP]t is finally done!
[14:56] * -The Lurker winces also at the symbolism of the collapsing tower.
[14:57] * -The Crowd goes wild
[14:58] * Todai is crushed
[14:58] * luna_P 7r4n5pH0rm5 in2 4 5p34r 4nd imp4135 r3i.b07
[14:58] <@Shinji Ikari> Wooo~!
[14:59] <@Shinji Ikari> Ouchies! More symbolism!
[14:59] * @spiritflame expands her body away from the spear in a circle
[14:59] <@Shinji Ikari> ...okay I'm totally not going to comment on that.
[14:59] * @spiritflame grabs the spear, pulls it away and cracks in half with the flick of her wrist
[14:59] <+luna_P> 0ww Hur7 m3 b4by
[15:00] <@spiritflame> heh
[15:00] <+luna_P> j00'r3 pr377y 52ng *5m45H35 H3r 7Hr0ugH 4 w411 1ik3 4 c4nn0nb411*
[15:00] * @spiritflame is put through another wall, blowing out the other side of the house
[15:01] * @spiritflame gets up and punches the ball around the earth with one hit sending it around the planet and back into her waiting fist
[15:01] <@spiritflame> so are you
[15:01] * luna_P grin5, 4 207H pH411ing 0u7
[15:01] <+luna_P> ♡
[15:01] <@spiritflame> ♡
[15:02] <@Shinji Ikari> ...
[15:02] <@spiritflame> would you like some tea
[15:02] <+luna_P> y35 i w0u1d 1ik3 50m3 734 v3ry mucH 0 mi57r355 0pH d347H
[15:02] <@spiritflame> ome with me then
[15:02] <@spiritflame> ^coe
[15:02] <@spiritflame> ><
[15:02] * -The Lurker notes both sides of the house have now been blown out, and the roof should be crashing down any moment now.
[15:02] <+luna_P> 7H053 7yp035 r 73H 7yp05 0pH 10v3
[15:02] <Firefly_2> ...
[15:03] * @spiritflame chuckles and huggles the luna-p
[15:03] <@Shinji Ikari> Okay, that's some f[BLEEP]ked up s[BLEEP]t going on right there.
[15:03] <Firefly_2> ....well this is disturbing
[15:03] <@spiritflame> i have never met anyone as persistent as you
[15:03] <+luna_P> j00r 50u1 wi11 b3 min3 j00 kn0w
[15:04] <@spiritflame> never ♡
[15:04] <+luna_P> w4n7 2 533 4 m0vi3
[15:04] <@spiritflame> yes
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[15:04] * -The Lurker feels the mechanical love!
[15:04] *** @spiritflame [FireSoul@ip999.TA.ac.jp] has quit IRC (♡)
[15:04] <@Shinji Ikari> Suburban Senshi: Love will always prevail. Even sick, twisted love.
[15:04] * the roof falls in

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[19:17] <@Dr_Xadium> Archangel, it must be so easy for you.
[19:17] <Archangel> Xadium: How so? Because I haven't a family here?
[19:18] <@Dr_Xadium> Archangel: Beholden to none, attached to none, going as you will, where you will.
[19:18] <@Dr_Xadium> No one to order you, to give orders...
[19:18] <Archangel> Xadium: Well, that's somewhat true.
[19:19] <Archangel> I have an interest in Sakura's welfare, whether she's an adult or not.
[19:19] <@Dr_Xadium> Duty. Such a concept is an honor and a curse.
[19:19] <@Dr_Xadium> Oh. Yes. Sakura.
[19:19] <Yaijinden> Sakuwho?
[19:20] <Archangel> Xadium: Indeed. My duty as godparent is not easy, buut I welcome it. It's something to keep me from becoming like I was.
[19:20] * @Dr_Xadium is clearly distracted by something else
[19:20] <Archangel> I don't want to be an entirely amoral traveller any more. Some structure is a good thing. Sakura provides that.
[19:21] * Shaldra Darkness leans back on a wall and sighs
[19:21] <@Dr_Xadium> But Amorality breeds freedom. No need to do what others tell you. Freedom to rebel.
[19:21] <Archangel> Xadium: Yes, it does; but without structure, what is freedom?
[19:22] * @Dr_Xadium goes and leans on the outside wall of the house
[19:22] <@Dr_Xadium> structure: Like the Vorlons who assumed they had the right to tell others "you live when we tell you to live, you die when we tell you to die."
[19:23] <@Dr_Xadium> *mutter* Serenity is no better, damn her.
[19:23] <Archangel> Xadium: No, on points she isn't.
[19:24] <@Dr_Xadium> Archangel that woman---
[19:24] <@Dr_Xadium> she--
[19:24] * @Dr_Xadium says no more.
[19:24] <Archangel> People, on the whole, don't want justice or freedom; they want each day to be much like the one befoore it.
[19:24] * Archangel knows about Serenity - not well, but he knows
[19:25] * @Dr_Xadium notes Archangel doesn't quite follow and is somewhat glad.
[19:25] <Archangel> And Serenity, bad as she may be, can give them that.
[19:25] * @Dr_Xadium WHEELS to Archangel
[19:25] <@Dr_Xadium> SERENITY GIVES NOTHING!
[19:26] <@Dr_Xadium> SHE IS A PARASITE WHOSE TIME HAS COME AND GONE
[19:26] <Archangel> Xadium: I apologise if I stray off the path for a little political philosophy. :P
[19:26] <Archangel> Xadium: Yes, she is. That we can agree upon.
[19:26] <@Dr_Xadium> Archangel: But yet... she remains....
[19:27] <@Dr_Xadium> And she takes.... without thinking... takes everything...
[19:27] <Archangel> If a better system could provide that, she would be removed.
[19:27] <@Dr_Xadium> ...and the poor fools are too happy to give...
[19:27] <Shaldra Darkness> Archangel, just let X-chan be. He's going through a lot.
[19:27] <Archangel> Xadium: This is a dangerous line of reasoning.
[19:27] * @Dr_Xadium tightens his fist
[19:28] <@Dr_Xadium> Shal: It's all right...
[19:28] <Archangel> Shaldra: I won't push too far, but he seems to want to debate the topic.
[19:28] <@Dr_Xadium> Archangel if she came to you and demanded... what she demanded...
[19:28] * =^catablanca^= can be heard making a LOUD noise
[19:28] <@Dr_Xadium> Anyway.
[19:29] <@Dr_Xadium> the point I suppose is moot.
[19:29] <Archangel> Xadium: If it was to take away the woman I loved, I'd tell her to go fratz herself.
[19:29] * @Dr_Xadium just LOOKS at Archangel
[19:30] * @Dr_Xadium expresses by the look in his eyes that Archangel has stumbled upon the point
[19:30] <Archangel> But that's me.
[19:30] <@Dr_Xadium> She wants her... back.
[19:31] <Archangel> Xadium: You have three choices:
[19:31] * =^catablanca^= sighs and leaves
[19:31] <Archangel> 1) Tell Serenity to go Fratz herself
[19:31] <Archangel> 2) Let Minako go.
[19:32] <@Dr_Xadium> Archangel, the choice is not mine.
[19:32] <Archangel> Or 3) Go with Minako.
[19:32] <@Dr_Xadium> The choice has fallen to the one who has always fought by Serenity's side.
[19:32] <Archangel> Hmmm...
[19:32] <@Dr_Xadium> The Outers are aghast.
[19:32] <Archangel> Well, would you be willing or able to go with her?
[19:33] <@Dr_Xadium> They intend... to stop her. Stop the inners.
[19:33] <Archangel> Xadium: Naturally so.
[19:33] * @Shinji Ikari still stays in the shadows, listening to the conversation.
[19:33] <@Dr_Xadium> She doesn't want to put her loved one in danger.
[19:33] <Shaldra Darkness> Then, X-chan, let us hope the Outers win this tournament
[19:33] * Galloping_Thndr glares at the half-blood, a vein above his left eye twitching,.
[19:33] <Archangel> /me is bbeginning to understand the size of the problem
[19:33] * @Dr_Xadium looks to Shaldra sadly
[19:34] <@Dr_Xadium> I don't think it would matter. She loves Serenity like a sister.
[19:34] <@Dr_Xadium> the outers are literally trying to beat sense into her.
[19:34] <@SpeedRcrX> and we will b[BLEEP]ch
[19:34] <Shaldra Darkness> Well... Minako has to choose. I don't see why she would go with Serenity, however, but that's just me.
[19:34] * @SpeedRcrX slaps her fist into her hand
[19:34] <Archangel> Xadium: Then let us hope that Minako gives her decision the maximum amount of consideration.
[19:34] <Shaldra Darkness> Go 'Ruka.
[19:35] <@Dr_Xadium> Because... three senshi alone are not enough.
[19:35] <@Dr_Xadium> She didn't care when there was nothing at stake.
[19:35] <Archangel> Xadium: Perhaps if we find Sakura...
[19:35] <@Dr_Xadium> But according to Artemis there's something going on.
[19:35] <@SpeedRcrX> I love it too man
[19:35] <Sailor Molybdenum Fledermaus> Can someone explain to me why Minako can't just wait 1000 years until it IS the future, then go and help out?
[19:36] <@Dr_Xadium> Because the future and the past are simultaneous fronts.
[19:36] <@Dr_Xadium> to ye of linear time there is distance; to us and time actives there is not.
[19:36] <True Blue> an enemy that seems to be able to timetravel won't give that advantage
[19:36] <Archangel> Xadium: With a working TARDIS, Minako could 'commmute', as it were.
[19:37] <FireFly_9> As I said this morning...
[19:37] <@SpeedRcrX> yo Taru
[19:37] <FireFly_9> Sempai escaped Serenity once... Serenity won't let her go again.
[19:37] <Archangel> I would indeed hate to see Minako leave.
[19:38] <@SpeedRcrX> So would I so I'm gonna kick someone's ass.
[19:38] <> Yeah right
[19:38] * is now known as flame_SNIPER
[19:38] <Shaldra Darkness> Hmmmm...
[19:38] <Shaldra Darkness> Rei...
[19:38] <@Shinji Ikari> And the Inners are spying.
[19:38] <flame_SNIPER> You won't do any such thing, Haruka-san
[19:39] <flame_SNIPER> Our PLANET is at stake
[19:39] <@Shinji Ikari> YOUR planet can be saved by someone else.
[19:39] <flame_SNIPER> Minako-chan can't be down here on VACATION
[19:39] <flame_SNIPER> Typical male irresponsibility, Ikari-san
[19:39] <Archangel> Rei: Minako has her own free will on the matter; don't guilt her into destroying her family.
[19:39] <@Shinji Ikari> Oh don't even go there, girly.
[19:39] <flame_SNIPER> It's OUR job to save the world
[19:39] <Shaldra Darkness> .........
[19:40] <flame_SNIPER> She's already said YES
[19:40] <Archangel> Rei: Find Sakura; she's a Sailor Venus, too. Then your 'issue' is solved.
[19:40] <flame_SNIPER> only THESE bakayaro are getting in the way
[19:40] <Shaldra Darkness> Minako... she's smart, she knows what she's doing, but... at times...
[19:40] <@Shinji Ikari> Maybe it's because they have a POINT.
[19:40] * Archangel supports those 'bakayaro' thank you
[19:40] <Shaldra Darkness> She's too just for her own good. And both sides are practicly forcing her either way.
[19:40] <flame_SNIPER> Oh shut up you and your magic ring and 7200 strong army
[19:40] <@Shinji Ikari> Forcing people into something like saving the world is a wrong thing to do. I know. I've had it happened to me before.
[19:41] <flame_SNIPER> there's all of THREE OF US
[19:41] <Sailor Molybdenum Fledermaus> It's Minako's decision to make.
[19:41] <Shaldra Darkness> PEOPLE PLEASE, arguing back and forth is fun and all, but gets us nowhere.
[19:41] <flame_SNIPER> She knows where her duty lies
[19:41] <@Shinji Ikari> Yeah, I have me a 7,200 army backing me. Two of us are responsible for a thousand inhabited worlds in one sector. And?
[19:41] <Archangel> Rei: So FIND SAKURA, then.
[19:41] <flame_SNIPER> Fledermaus-san, she said yes. She's leader of the inners. This is a pointless discussion. Goodnight!
[19:42] *** flame_SNIPER [ofuda@hikawajinja-motoazabu.or.ct] has quit IRC (I am the flame in your heart that burns eternal)
[19:42] <@Dr_Xadium> Sakura... doesn't work for the senshi.
[19:42] <DvlmayCry> Geeze, she needs to get laid, big time.
[19:42] * Shaldra Darkness closes her eyes and thinks for a moment
[19:42] <@Dr_Xadium> She works for Gallifrey.
[19:42] * Archangel shakes his head in annoyance - "Petty fool!"
[19:42] <David O`Cain> s[BLEEP]t. What crawled up Rei's ass and died?
[19:42] <True Blue> Dante, probably yeah.....
[19:42] <@Shinji Ikari> Okay, Dante, that was a Shinji moment you just had. =D
[19:43] <Archangel> Xadium: I hate to say it, but she may have to go. [ginga TV internet newsflash] * * * Chibiusa vs Serena in 15 * * *
[19:43] <@Dr_Xadium> Archangel: I know. I didn't understand until last night.
[19:43] <@Dr_Xadium> But after talking to Mike, and Solar, and Mats...
[19:43] <Shaldra Darkness> Sakura vanishes, the Talasmans are taken, the golden crystal is stolen, Minako gets called back to the future after all this time....
[19:44] <Shaldra Darkness> This all started when the inner senshi came back. They go on about something, as well.
[19:44] <@spiritflame> all are linked with the splitting of the tree
[19:44] <@Shinji Ikari> Two situations happening cocurrently.
[19:44] <@Dr_Xadium> Yes, they came back not for the tournament.... but for her.
[19:45] <@SpeedRcrX> Hey I got my ... space bokken.
[19:45] <@Shinji Ikari> How strong is that Space Bokken?
[19:46] <Shaldra Darkness> Right, 'Ruka, how could we forget the Space Bokken.
[19:46] <David O`Cain> Haruka - And what does it do, hmmm?
[19:46] * @SpeedRcrX cracks open a beer with it ok
[19:46] <@Dr_Xadium> Minako... made it sound like the reason was valid. But no one will say who the enemy is.
[19:47] <@Dr_Xadium> Only that it's very close to the imperial seat.
[19:47] * @SpeedRcrX beans Jamachu with space bokken
[19:47] <Shaldra Darkness> .........
[19:47] <Archangel> Hmmm...
[19:49] * @Dr_Xadium walks under the light of the moon and looks up
[19:49] * FireFly_9 spins her glaive
[19:50] <FireFly_9> For the outer senshi I shall provide security
[19:50] *** [ironchef@makoskitchen.co.ct] has joined #suburbansenshi
[19:50] <@spiritflame> Irasshai *** It's Shaldra Week!!
[19:50] <Shaldra Darkness> I used to worship the moon... now I just worship the moons of Expel.
[19:50] * is now known as Thundr_Dragon
[19:51] <@Dr_Xadium> Shal: It is a beautiful sphere...
[19:51] <@Shinji Ikari> The Inners appear again.
[19:51] * FireFly_9 looks back
[19:51] <Thundr_Dragon> I'm secuirty for the inners.
[19:51] * Shaldra Darkness eyes the inner senshi-girl for a moment
[19:51] <Sailor Molybdenum Fledermaus> Wait what's this about Shal having beautiful spheres?
[19:51] * FireFly_9 looks up at Makoto-san.
[19:52] <Shaldra Darkness> Makoto, the last few times security didn't cut it.
[19:52] <Archangel> Makoto: Annd your view of Minako's choice?
[19:52] * Thundr_Dragon looks to Archangel sadly
[19:52] <Thundr_Dragon> ...We need her. It sucks, but we really do.
[19:52] <Shaldra Darkness> Why?
[19:52] * Archangel looks at Makoto's expression
[19:53] * Shaldra Darkness looks RIGHT at Makoto "Tell me, WHY do you need her?"
[19:53] <Archangel> Makoto: And for how long?
[19:53] <Thundr_Dragon> We tried to hang on without her but... Ami-chan's loopy...
[19:53] <Thundr_Dragon> AS long as it takes to beat.... that person.
[19:53] <Shaldra Darkness> That person... who.
[19:53] <Archangel> Makoto: And after? Would Minako be free to leave?
[19:53] <Michael Dembeck> Makoto, why can't you say who it is?
[19:54] <Thundr_Dragon> Archangel... we.... we have a plan to save this world. But if we do it...
[19:54] <Shaldra Darkness> You have a plan to save the world... which has to do with?
[19:54] <Thundr_Dragon> I can't say. I'm real sorry.
[19:55] <Shaldra Darkness> MAKOTO.
[19:55] * Shaldra Darkness is NOT taking "I can't say" for an answer anymore!
[19:55] * Thundr_Dragon clasps her hands in apology
[19:55] <Archangel> Makoto: I'm sensing that this plann is lethally dangerous?
[19:55] <Thundr_Dragon> I can't, Shaldra-san...
[19:55] <Thundr_Dragon> I just... I have my orders.
[19:56] <Archangel> Makoto:
[19:56] <Shaldra Darkness> Makoto-san... grrrr... fine.
[19:56] <Thundr_Dragon> If you know you might die.
[19:56] <Shaldra Darkness> Be that way.
[19:56] *** Thundr_Dragon [ironchef@makoskitchen.co.ct] has quit IRC (please forgive me~!)
[19:56] <Shaldra Darkness> I have 15 lives, death doesn't frighten me.
[19:56] * @Dr_Xadium winces, just trying to adjust
[19:57] <@Shinji Ikari> You know, at least Mako was being quasi-nice and polite about this. Well, as much as she can considering the situation. Wish I could say the same for the one with the long, long legs.
[19:57] <Shaldra Darkness> Let's go to the fight.

....

Chibiusa vs. Serena Tsukino

br>[19:58] <Shaldra Darkness> Hmph.
[19:58] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> /senszu
[19:58] <@Shinji Ikari> Nice night for a fight.
[19:59] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> /senanz
[19:59] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> fak
[19:59] * Shaldra Darkness crosses her arms and sighs
[19:59] ¤ Scouter indicates .`~SugaBB_2999~`. has HP and MP levels of 1000 / 1500!!
[19:59] * Archangel snickers at the 'attempts' at spelling
[19:59] <ScoutGrl_95> /senszu
[19:59] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> hshshshs u kant spal bich
[19:59] <ScoutGrl_95> Shaddap
[19:59] ¤ Scouter indicates ScoutGrl_95 has HP and MP levels of 1000 / 1500!!
[20:00] * FireFly_9 and mako-san stand on either side of the ring set into the backyard as the steel cage lowers
[20:00] * @Dr_Xadium looks to the two senshi
[20:00] * FireFly_9 nods back
[20:01] <Shaldra Darkness> Do you think they'll be enough, X-chan? You know, if anything happens?
[20:01] <Thundr_Dragon> No one can get past us, Xadium-san
[20:01] <@Dr_Xadium> Shaldra, I don't know.
[20:01] <@Dr_Xadium> But with all of you here I feel safer.
[20:02] * Shaldra Darkness keeps Hanuya close at hand
[20:02] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> hshshsh ok r we redy
[20:02] <ScoutGrl_95> yeah! This is SOOOO COOLL
[20:02] <ScoutGrl_95> I mean the cage is like METAL and EVERYTHING!
[20:03] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> hshshshshshshs
[20:03] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> if i won ur gona dew my homwrok 4evar rite bich
[20:03] <ScoutGrl_95> Right! But when *I* Win you'll do all my english homeork!
[20:03] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> az if bich
[20:03] * the steel cage snaps into place
[20:04] * the cage is oddly bent inwards, probably due to the $5 construction budget
[20:04] * Shaldra Darkness ' eyes shift, allowing her to see in the dark, just in case
[20:04] * .`~SugaBB_2999~`. pullz ot a pancil
[20:04] <Michael Dembeck> So it's looking almost like a UFC Dome cage, nice.
[20:04] <Sailor NakoNako> do you really want *her* to do your homework?
[20:05] [1000 HP / 600 MP] SPECIAL ATK: .`~SugaBB_2999~`. throwz da pencil in sarina's eyez (-900 MP)
[20:05] [1000 HP / 1503 MP ] ScoutGrl_95 has DODGED a special attack! (0 damage)
[20:05] <ScoutGrl_95> WHOA YOU'RE WORSE THAN RAYE IN A TEMPER TANTRUM!
[20:05] <Sailor NakoNako> dude she spelt pencil right, that's a miracle in itself.
[20:05] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> wat da FAAAAAAK
[20:06] <ScoutGrl_95> A AH AH AHA ! *pulls out a trapper keeper*
[20:06] [1000 HP / 603 MP] SPECIAL ATK: ScoutGrl_95 retaliates with pictures of her making out with her hunky boyfriend DARIEN (-900 MP)
[20:06] [768 HP / 614 MP ] .`~SugaBB_2999~`. has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (232 damage)
[20:07] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> FAK DATS SUM GROASSE SI T
[20:07] <Michael Dembeck> oh god, if she humps it......
[20:07] * .`~SugaBB_2999~`. gats a poal
[20:07] <@Shinji Ikari> Oh man, that's some ugly-ass s[BLEEP]t there.
[20:07] [768 HP / 595 MP] .`~SugaBB_2999~`. danses saxy on da poal 2 show hoe saxy si iz (-19 MP)
[20:07] [965 HP / 605 MP] ScoutGrl_95 has been HIT!! (35 damage)
[20:07] <Sailor Quinox> oh kami-sama.....
[20:08] * ScoutGrl_95 skids to the ground SCANDALIZED
[20:08] <@Shinji Ikari> Oh god stop that brat from dancing!
[20:08] <Archangel> Dear Rassilon...the ocular trauma...
[20:08] * the cage COLLAPSES INWARDS
[20:08] <Sailor Quinox> WTF???
[20:08] * Shaldra Darkness isn't all that interested in the fight, her sights are on what's going on otherwise
[20:08] * Sailor Quinox gets out of her seat
[20:08] <Shaldra Darkness> .....
[20:08] <Future Furu> I'm not too late for the vicious beating, am I?
[20:08] <Michael Dembeck> holy s[BLEEP]t
[20:08] * -A giant 40 foot mech that looks like Galvatron decloaks
[20:08] <@Shinji Ikari> [Russian Guard] !
[20:08] * Shaldra Darkness draws Hanuya
[20:09] ¤ Scouter indicates -A giant 40 foot mech that looks like Galvatron has HP and MP levels of 1000 / 1500!!
[20:09] <Shaldra Darkness> Grrrrr...
[20:09] <@Shinji Ikari> OHSHI THE DECEPTICONS ARE ATTACKING!
[20:09] <FireFly_9> what the hell!
[20:09] <Elda> ...Is the fight even five minuites in?
[20:09] ¤ Scouter indicates Sailor Quinox has HP and MP levels of 1000 / 1500!!
[20:09] * Thundr_Dragon is now known as Sailor Jupiter
[20:09] ¤ Scouter indicates Archangel has HP and MP levels of 1000 / 1500!!
[20:09] <Michael Dembeck> THEY'RE MORE THEN MEETS THE f[BLEEP]kING EYE INDEED!!!!
[20:09] * FireFly_9 is now known as Sailor Saturn
[20:09] [1000 HP / 1465 MP] Sailor Quinox fires an air burst at the robot (-35 MP)
[20:09] ¤ Scouter indicates Shaldra Darkness has HP and MP levels of 1000 / 1500!!
[20:09] ¤ Scouter indicates Sailor Saturn has HP and MP levels of 1000 / 1500!!
[20:10] ¤ Scouter indicates Sailor Jupiter has HP and MP levels of 1000 / 1500!!
[20:10] ¤ Scouter indicates @Dr_Xadium has HP and MP levels of 1000 / 1500!!
[20:10] <-A giant 40 foot mech that looks like Galvatron> /em advances on the small girl
[20:10] <Shaldra Darkness> Let's do this~!
[20:10] <Shaldra Darkness> Don't let it get Chibiusa!!
[20:10] * -A giant 40 foot mech that looks like Galvatron heads for Chibiusa
[20:10] [1000 HP / 1464 MP] Sailor Quinox fires a massive shockwave again (-1 MP)
[20:10] [1000 HP / 1472 MP] Archangel fires a volley of staser blasts at the robot (-28 MP)
[20:11] [1000 HP / 1498 MP] Shaldra Darkness sends out a wave of ki! (-2 MP)
[20:11] [951 HP / 1506 MP] -A giant 40 foot mech that looks like Galvatron has been HIT!! (49 damage)
[20:11] [908 HP / 1526 MP] -A giant 40 foot mech that looks like Galvatron has been HIT!! (43 damage)
[20:11] [906 HP / 1530 MP] -A giant 40 foot mech that looks like Galvatron has BLOCKED the attack! (2 damage)
[20:11] * Shaldra Darkness jumps in and grabs Chibiusa before the mech does!!
[20:11] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> hay wat da...
[20:11] <Shaldra Darkness> Listen, just say with me, Chibiusa.
[20:11] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> ok bich
[20:11] [1000 HP / 1466 MP] Archangel shoots at the robot's joints (-6 MP)
[20:11] <ScoutGrl_95> Is that a giant robot that's too COOL
[20:12] [864 HP / 1536 MP] -A giant 40 foot mech that looks like Galvatron has been HIT!! (42 damage)
[20:12] <Shaldra Darkness> GUYS TAKE IT DOWN!
[20:12] [1000 HP / 1462 MP] Super Sailor Mimas fires a Triblade Slash at the Giant 40 foot mech! (-38 MP)
[20:12] [2000 HP / 2967 MP] Eternal Sailor Quinox leaps on the machine and punchs it (-33 MP)
[20:12] [860 HP / 1545 MP] -A giant 40 foot mech that looks like Galvatron has BLOCKED the attack! (4 damage)
[20:12] [821 HP / 1576 MP] -A giant 40 foot mech that looks like Galvatron has been STUNNED and LOST A TURN! (opponent go TWICE) (39 damage)
[20:12] * -A giant 40 foot mech that looks like Galvatron keeps going anyway focusing on the catgirl with the small one
[20:12] [1000 HP / 1481 MP] Shaldra Darkness sends 199 arrows of darkness at the mech! (-17 MP)
[20:12] [778 HP / 1606 MP] -A giant 40 foot mech that looks like Galvatron has been STUNNED and LOST A TURN! (opponent go TWICE) (43 damage)
[20:13] * Shaldra Darkness grabs Chibiusa and keeps moving!
[20:13] [2000 HP / 2943 MP] Eternal Sailor Quinox pulls out her flute and turning it into a spear impales it intothe bot (-24 MP)
[20:13] [1000 HP / 1466 MP] Archangel shoots the robot in the head with the staser rifle (-0 MP)
[20:13] [778 HP / 706 MP] SPECIAL ATK: -A giant 40 foot mech that looks like Galvatron sfires at shaldra (-900 MP)
[20:13] [980 HP / 1510 MP ] @Dr_Xadium has BLOCKED a special attack! (20 damage)
[20:13] * @Dr_Xadium blocked weith his swords
[20:13] [736 HP / 720 MP] -A giant 40 foot mech that looks like Galvatron has been HIT!! (42 damage)
[20:13] [683 HP / 724 MP] -A giant 40 foot mech that looks like Galvatron has been HIT!! (53 damage)
[20:13] <Shaldra Darkness> Thanks, X-chan!
[20:13] [633 HP / 726 MP] -A giant 40 foot mech that looks like Galvatron has been HIT!! (50 damage)
[20:13] <Senshi Guardian> This thing ain't no joke...
[20:13] <@Dr_Xadium> Anytime!
[20:14] ¤ Scouter indicates Shaldra Darkness has HP level of 1000! SPECIAL ATK: Eternal Sailor Quinox gathers air from space and combinds it with energy and fires the huge shockwave at the bot (-900 MP)
[20:14] <-A giant 40 foot mech that looks like Galvatron> /em clamers forwards, relentlessly following chibisua
[20:14] * Shaldra Darkness keeps moving with Chibiusa
[20:14] [102 HP / 739 MP ] -A giant 40 foot mech that looks like Galvatron has taken a CRITICAL HIT from a Special Attack!! (531 damage)
[20:14] [1000 HP / 566 MP] SPECIAL ATK: Archangel Powers the rifle to overcharge, and fires at the robot's legs (-900 MP)
[20:14] * -A giant 40 foot mech that looks like Galvatron moves fater, sparking and hissing
[20:14] [-230 HP/ 759 MP] -A giant 40 foot mech that looks like Galvatron has taken a CRITICAL HIT from a Special Attack!! (332 damage)
[20:14] -A giant 40 foot mech that looks like Galvatron has BEEN DEFEATED!!!
[20:14] * -A giant 40 foot mech that looks like Galvatron EXPLODES IN A FIREBALL
[20:14] <@Shinji Ikari> Wooo! *plays the Final Fantasy Victory Theme!*
[20:15] <Shaldra Darkness> GAH!
[20:15] <ScoutGrl_95> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
[20:15] *** ScoutGrl_95 [gaijin@juubanmiddle.edu.jp] has quit IRC (snatched away by another mech)
[20:15] * Shaldra Darkness covers Chibiusa and takes the hit from the explosion!
[20:15] * a shadowy figure falls to the ground, too slow to stop the other mech
[20:15] <Archangel> Ah *Fratz*!
[20:16] * a shadowy figure runs off
[20:16] <@Shinji Ikari> Oh f[BLEEP]k no! No shadowy motherf[BLEEP]ker is going to escape me!
[20:16] * Archangel trains his sights on this 'figure'.
[20:16] <@Dr_Xadium> What the...
[20:16] * @Shinji Ikari aims his power ring at the figure.
[20:16] <Future Furu> That was a fast shadowy figure
[20:16] <Shaldra Darkness> God... damn it...
[20:16] * the figure blocks with a Qwardina ring and is gone
[20:16] <Super Sailor Mimas> ...
[20:16] <@Shinji Ikari> ...Oh f[BLEEP]k.
[20:16] <Super Sailor Mimas> Wait what?
[20:16] <Shaldra Darkness> Chibiusa's.... okay...
[20:17] * @Dr_Xadium runs to Shal, "are you all right?"
[20:17] <Future Furu> ...A Qwardian...power ring..
[20:17] * @Shinji Ikari looks at Furu, "Did you see what I saw?"
[20:17] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> IM FYNE BICH
[20:17] * Future Furu 's eyes narrow
[20:17] <Future Furu> Yeah, I did.
[20:17] ? ? ? Eternal Sailor Quinox sends healing to shaldra 200 HP - Mana level: 2041 MP ? ? ?
[20:17] * Shaldra Darkness just took an explosion to the back no she's not all right...
[20:17] <Sailor Jupiter > The Gaijin.... they took the Gaijin...
[20:17] <@Shinji Ikari> Motherf[BLEEP]ker.
[20:17] * Archangel goes to Hotaru and Makoto - "Did you get a look at the figure?"
[20:17] ? ? ? @Dr_Xadium sends healing to 1500 shaldra - Mana level: 1510 MP ? ? ?
[20:17] <Shaldra Darkness> THE WHA?!
[20:18] • • • Shaldra Darkness has been healed 1700 HP • • •
[20:18] * @Dr_Xadium drops to his knees, spent
[20:18] * Shaldra Darkness STORMS over to Makoto!!
[20:18] <Sailor Saturn> Why was the Gaijin taken?
[20:18] * Sailor Jupiter is in shock too here
[20:18] * @Shinji Ikari looks up in the air and chuckles, "Curiouser and Curiouser."
[20:19] * Shaldra Darkness sends X-chan some energy through the pactio
[20:19] <Shaldra Darkness> Now, Makoto-san! Tell us all you know NOW.
[20:19] * a scream can be heard in the night "DARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNN"
[20:20] * @Dr_Xadium takes some energy with thanks
[20:20] * Sailor Jupiter leaps away into the night
[20:20] <@Shinji Ikari> Dammit.
[20:20] <Sailor Saturn> Damn that woman! *follows*
[20:20] <Shaldra Darkness> GOD DAMN SENSHI.
[20:20] <Archangel> Drat it, the womann left.
[20:20] *** Sailor Jupiter [ironchef@makoskitchen.co.ct] has quit IRC (too fast for you in this my home city)
[20:20] *** Sailor Saturn [ruin@ntt1.docomo.jp] has quit IRC (DAMN)
[20:21] <Senshi Guardian> ....i feel so left out, heh, who's up for alittle follow the senshi. :>
[20:21] <@Dr_Xadium> ....
[20:22] * Sailor Jupiter lands in a parking lot
[20:22] <@SpeedRcrX> So.
[20:22] * @SpeedRcrX cracks her knuckles and approaches Makoto

Ten'ou Haruka v. Kino Makoto

[20:23] *** Makoto and Haruka are in a parking lot across the sity
[20:23] <@SpeedRcrX> Here we all are at last.
[20:23] <Sailor Jupiter > you followed me.
[20:23] <@SpeedRcrX> Like the tag says, "faster than lightspeed, baby:
[20:24] * Sailor Jupiter cracks her knuckles
[20:24] <Sailor Jupiter > I'm already set for battle, Haruka-san.
[20:24] <@SpeedRcrX> We're not letting you guys take Neko.
[20:24] * Shaldra Darkness makes her way alone the rooftops
[20:24] <Sailor Jupiter > She's one of us, Haruka-san. She already said yes.
[20:25] * @Dr_Xadium tries to keep up with Shaldra but is lagging
[20:25] <@SpeedRcrX> She only said yes because you talked a lot of bulls[BLEEP]t
[20:25] * Shaldra Darkness sends X-chan a burst of speed through the pactio "Haste!"
[20:25] <@SpeedRcrX> What the hell could be so important
[20:25] * @Dr_Xadium stumbles forward and then BLASTS ahead catching up
[20:26] <Sailor Jupiter > The fate of our solar system hangs on her coming back.
[20:26] * @SpeedRcrX is now known as Sailor Uranus
[20:26] ¤ Scouter indicates @Sailor Uranus has HP and MP levels of 1000 / 1500!!
[20:26] <@Sailor Uranus> And the fate of our family depends on her ass staying right here
[20:26] * Shaldra Darkness skids to a stop on the edge of a building and watches from there, dressed in her matrix get-up
[20:27] * @Dr_Xadium skids to a stop besides Shaldra and pulls out his spying glass
[20:27] <@Sailor Uranus> What
[20:27] <Sailor Jupiter > When this is all over... protect our princess
[20:27] <@Sailor Uranus> I don't work for Serenity
[20:28] <Sailor Jupiter > chibiusa
[20:28] <@Sailor Uranus> ?
[20:28] [1000 HP / 1473 MP] Sailor Jupiter running tackle and SMASHES Haruka-san into the wall (-27 MP)
[20:28] [952 HP / 1517 MP] @Sailor Uranus has been STUNNED and LOST A TURN! (opponent go TWICE) (48 damage)
[20:28] <@Shinji Ikari> Ohshi it's on.
[20:28] <@Sailor Uranus> MOTHER OF f[BLEEP]k *is smashed into the wall and knocked the f[BLEEP]k out*
[20:29] [1000 HP / 1451 MP] Sailor Jupiter a swift boot to the head (-22 MP)
[20:29] [929 HP / 1533 MP] @Sailor Uranus has been STUNNED and LOST A TURN! (opponent go TWICE) (23 damage)
[20:29] [1000 HP / 1418 MP] Sailor Jupiter swift KICK to the ribs (-33 MP)
[20:29] [875 HP / 1551 MP] @Sailor Uranus has been HIT!! (54 damage)
[20:29] <Archangel> Interesting technique...
[20:29] [1000 HP / 1383 MP] Sailor Jupiter amaguriken to the ribcage (-35 MP)
[20:30] [872 HP / 1552 MP] @Sailor Uranus has BLOCKED the attack! (3 damage)
[20:30] <Archangel> Dammit, Haruka! Get up!
[20:30] * @Sailor Uranus groans and barely puts her arms up in time
[20:30] [1000 HP / 1349 MP] Sailor Jupiter kick to the arm with the intention to break bone (-34 MP)
[20:30] [849 HP / 1588 MP] @Sailor Uranus has been STUNNED and LOST A TURN! (opponent go TWICE) (23 damage)
[20:30] * @Sailor Uranus spits up blood as her arm snaps
[20:31] [1000 HP / 1319 MP] Sailor Jupiter picks up haruka-san and SMASHES her into the wall (-30 MP)
[20:31] [824 HP / 1646 MP] @Sailor Uranus has taken a CRITICAL HIT!! (25 damage)
[20:31] <Senshi Guardian> damn, she's kicking her ass...
[20:31] <Future Furu> No kidding...
[20:31] [1000 HP / 1297 MP] Sailor Jupiter SMASHES her AGAIN (-22 MP)
[20:31] [778 HP / 1688 MP] @Sailor Uranus has been STUNNED and LOST A TURN! (opponent go TWICE) (46 damage)
[20:31] <@Dr_Xadium> What
[20:31] <Shaldra Darkness> Something's wrong...
[20:32] * @Sailor Uranus VOMITS blood now, and twitches
[20:32] * Sailor Jupiter has almost got tears in her eyes
[20:32] [1000 HP / 1290 MP] Sailor Jupiter slap to the face "are you going to go down so easy!"? (-7 MP)
[20:32] [735 HP / 1699 MP] @Sailor Uranus has been HIT!! (43 damage)
[20:32] <Archangel> No; Jupiter is never this...brutal.
[20:32] <@Sailor Uranus> I like... going... down...
[20:33] [1000 HP / 1282 MP] Sailor Jupiter "fight BACK ><" (-8 MP)
[20:33] [735 HP / 1703 MP] @Sailor Uranus has DODGED the attack! (0 damage)
[20:33] * @Shinji Ikari laughs at Haruka's statement, "My kind of words to live by." =D
[20:33] * @Sailor Uranus twists out of the way
[20:33] <@Sailor Uranus> s[BLEEP]t... you got tough in 150 years
[20:33] * Shaldra Darkness pulls Hanuya out of it's sheath a bit...
[20:33] * @Sailor Uranus takes a deep breath and winces
[20:34] * @Sailor Uranus pulls out something she borrowed from Elios
[20:34] * @Sailor Uranus dons the brass knucks
[20:34] [735 HP / 1679 MP] @Sailor Uranus CHARGES FORWARD AND POPS MAKO IN THE MOUTH (-24 MP)
[20:35] * @Shinji Ikari hopes those are Adamantium knuckles.
[20:35] [1000 HP / 1283 MP] Sailor Jupiter has DODGED the attack! (0 damage)
[20:35] * Sailor Jupiter just turns to the side at the clumsy charge
[20:35] [1000 HP / 1266 MP] Sailor Jupiter elbows haruka-san in the back of the neck (-17 MP)
[20:35] [712 HP / 1695 MP] @Sailor Uranus has been HIT!! (23 damage)
[20:36] * @Sailor Uranus drops to her knees
[20:36] * Shaldra Darkness bites her thumb, drawing blood
[20:36] * @Sailor Uranus looks up and does a ric flair beg off with her hands
[20:36] * @Dr_Xadium puts an hand on shaldra's shoulder "relax"
[20:37] * @Sailor Uranus then grins a s[BLEEP]t-eating grin
[20:37] * Shaldra Darkness nods lightly and watches
[20:37] [712 HP / 795 MP] SPECIAL ATK: @Sailor Uranus WORLD SHAKING TO THE FACE MOTHER f[BLEEP]kER (-900 MP)
[20:37] [983 HP / 1268 MP ] Sailor Jupiter has BLOCKED a special attack! (17 damage)
[20:37] * Sailor Jupiter grunts and BATS it to the side with both hands, panting heavily
[20:37] <Senshi Guardian> damn, how'd she block that.??
[20:37] <Archangel> Ah. Frell.
[20:37] <@Sailor Uranus> Oh... f[BLEEP]k me.
[20:38] * @Dr_Xadium sharply breathes in
[20:38] <Shaldra Darkness> ...............
[20:38] <Sailor Jupiter > Nice try...
[20:38] <Sailor Jupiter > But let me show you how it's done
[20:38] * Sailor Jupiter presses the flat of her palm to Haruka-san's head
[20:39] * Archangel 's eyes widen
[20:39] <Archangel> Masaka...she wouldn't...
[20:39] [983 HP / 368 MP] SPECIAL ATK: Sailor Jupiter JUPITAAA.... PLANETTT.... ATTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCCCCK (-900 MP)
[20:39] [467 HP / 796 MP ] @Sailor Uranus has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (245 damage)
[20:39] <@Shinji Ikari> She would.
[20:39] * @Sailor Uranus is BLOWN theough the f[BLEEP]king asphalt
[20:39] <Shaldra Darkness> Common, 'Ruka...
[20:39] <@Dr_Xadium> by rassilon
[20:39] <Archangel> By the very blood of Rassilon himself...
[20:40] *** the fight shifts inside the tokyo sewers
[20:40] * Archangel is shocked nearly speechless
[20:40] <Future Furu> That's a little TOO brutal.
[20:40] <Shaldra Darkness> The inner senshi need Minako... HA.
[20:40] * @Sailor Uranus coughs and hacks up stuff best left unnamed as she stands up in the hiop deep water
[20:40] <@Shinji Ikari> This isn't any ordinary match anymore... it's a fight to the death or near-death.
[20:40] <@Dr_Xadium> Shaldra... Minako is just as strong as Makoto...
[20:40] * Sailor Jupiter leaps into the hole
[20:41] <Sailor Jupiter > We trained for 150 years, Haruka-san
[20:41] <Shaldra Darkness> Still, this... all this... what could be so powerful as to cause people THIS powerful trouble?
[20:41] [467 HP / 787 MP] @Sailor Uranus STABS Mako-chan in the side with the SPACE BOKKEN (-9 MP)
[20:41] [959 HP / 378 MP] Sailor Jupiter has taken a CRITICAL HIT!! (24 damage)
[20:41] <Sailor Jupiter > GYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
[20:41] <Archangel> Good show Haruka!
[20:41] <@Sailor Uranus> EAT SPLINTERS b[BLEEP]ch
[20:42] [959 HP / 365 MP] Sailor Jupiter Supreme thunder.... to the eyes (-13 MP)
[20:42] [431 HP / 812 MP] @Sailor Uranus has taken a CRITICAL HIT!! (36 damage)
[20:42] * @Sailor Uranus is ELECTROFRIED and BLINDED
[20:42] <@Shinji Ikari> Brutal.
[20:42] <Archangel> What is *wrong* with Makoto?!
[20:42] * @Sailor Uranus passes
[20:42] <Shaldra Darkness> This is just sick now.
[20:43] [959 HP / 353 MP] Sailor Jupiter Fine you want to pass!? *kick to the head* (-12 MP)
[20:43] <Archangel> By Omega, this is too much..
[20:43] [389 HP / 819 MP] @Sailor Uranus has been STUNNED and LOST A TURN! (opponent go TWICE) (42 damage)
[20:43] * @Sailor Uranus smirks and drops
[20:43] * @Sailor Uranus ...into the water filled witjh s[BLEEP]t f[BLEEP]k
[20:43] <Shaldra Darkness> Are ALL the inner senshi going to be like this?!
[20:43] [959 HP / 346 MP] Sailor Jupiter ELECTRIFIES THE WATER WITH SUPREME THUNDER (-7 MP)
[20:44] [341 HP / 823 MP] @Sailor Uranus has been HIT!! (48 damage)
[20:44] <Shaldra Darkness> If so, that's just SICK. Dishonorable!
[20:44] <@Sailor Uranus> GYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAG
[20:44] [959 HP / 308 MP] Sailor Jupiter leaps in and pummels haruka-san (-38 MP)
[20:44] [291 HP / 845 MP] @Sailor Uranus has taken a CRITICAL HIT!! (50 damage)
[20:44] <Eternal Sailor Quinox> they care not for honor....
[20:44] * Archangel shakes his head at Jupiter's actions
[20:44] * Sailor Jupiter screams back HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT
[20:45] <Shaldra Darkness> There is no honor in what you are doing, Makoto.
[20:45] <@Sailor Uranus> *paffshsmm* (pass)
[20:45] <Sailor Jupiter > I HAVE TO BEAT HER!
[20:45] <Archangel> Jupiter: You sicken me, human. Sicken me in ways I didn't know existed.
[20:45] [959 HP / 284 MP] Sailor Jupiter tearfully kicks haruka-san in the head again (-24 MP)
[20:45] <Shaldra Darkness> I second Archangel's statement.
[20:45] <Future Furu> This isn't a fight. It's a beating. You should know when to ease up on an opponent.
[20:45] [274 HP / 849 MP] @Sailor Uranus has been HIT!! (17 damage)
[20:45] <@Shinji Ikari> Sometimes honor has to be forfet to win.
[20:45] <Archangel> This is what Minako would come back to?!
[20:45] <@Shinji Ikari> But this *is* brutal.
[20:45] * @Sailor Uranus gives a thumbs up "pass"
[20:46] <Shaldra Darkness> Minako wouldn't want to see this, no one would.
[20:46] <Sailor Jupiter > Why haruka!-san! Just give up!!
[20:46] <Sailor Jupiter > PLEASE
[20:46] <Elda> I see what she's doing.
[20:46] <@Sailor Uranus> f[BLEEP]king hit me b[BLEEP]ch
[20:46] <Shaldra Darkness> How could you call yourselves "protecters" after all this.
[20:46] [959 HP / 282 MP] Sailor Jupiter FINE! (-2 MP)
[20:46] [264 HP / 864 MP] @Sailor Uranus has been HIT!! (10 damage)
[20:47] <@Sailor Uranus> I CAN TAKE MORE BRA STUFFER
[20:47] <Archangel> Jupiter: End this; stop fighting. This is mere butchery.
[20:47] [959 HP / 260 MP] Sailor Jupiter punch to the face "WHAT!? (-22 MP)
[20:47] <Shaldra Darkness> A fight is a fight, but this has gone far enough.
[20:47] [235 HP / 871 MP] @Sailor Uranus has been HIT!! (29 damage)
[20:47] <Senshi Guardian> Wait.....Is Haruka taking a page from the book of Vegita?
[20:47] <@Sailor Uranus> that's right motehr f[BLEEP]ker come on prove to me you're the biiger badass
[20:48] [959 HP / 260 MP] Sailor Jupiter Grrrr I don't want to but *kick to the back* (-0 MP)
[20:48] <Shaldra Darkness> Ikari, this isn't a situation of kill or be killed, this a fight with rules, or was, now it's simply a beating.
[20:48] [235 HP / 875 MP] @Sailor Uranus has DODGED the attack! (0 damage)
[20:48] <@Sailor Uranus> ><
[20:48] <@Sailor Uranus> THAT ALL YOU GOT
[20:48] <@Shinji Ikari> They've certainly been acting like it. Going on how it's so important to have Mina back. Yet no reason why.
[20:48] [959 HP / 237 MP] Sailor Jupiter *slap* *kick* (-23 MP)
[20:48] * Archangel cannnot watch, but can't look away...
[20:48] [235 HP / 880 MP] @Sailor Uranus has DODGED the attack! (0 damage)
[20:48] <@Sailor Uranus> OH FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
[20:49] <Sailor Jupiter > Please tell me you give up
[20:49] <@Sailor Uranus> My reflexes are too damn good ><
[20:49] <@Sailor Uranus> NO ASSWIPE HIT ME
[20:49] * Archangel is feeling confused and annoyed
[20:49] [959 HP / 207 MP] Sailor Jupiter FINE *SMASH TO THE NECK* (-30 MP)
[20:49] <Future Furu> What the Hell! She's not even trying!
[20:49] <Shaldra Darkness> Haruka.... Uranus won't give up. She will keep this going till the end.
[20:49] <@Shinji Ikari> There's a point in doing that, Furu.
[20:50] [190 HP / 887 MP] @Sailor Uranus has been STUNNED and LOST A TURN! (opponent go TWICE) (45 damage)
[20:50] <@Sailor Uranus> YES!
[20:50] <Sailor Jupiter > Yes? Are you INSANE?
[20:50] * @Sailor Uranus blacks out
[20:50] [959 HP / 172 MP] Sailor Jupiter kicks haruka-san lightly (-35 MP)
[20:50] [134 HP / 898 MP] @Sailor Uranus has been HIT!! (56 damage)
[20:50] <@Shinji Ikari> I already thought it was obvious Haruka was a bit off the rocker.
[20:50] [959 HP / 161 MP] Sailor Jupiter kicks her again (-11 MP)
[20:50] <Elda> Only one more hit
[20:51] [134 HP / 902 MP] @Sailor Uranus has DODGED the attack! (0 damage)
[20:51] <Archangel> Jupiter: Look at your actions, and call yourself that!
[20:51] * @Sailor Uranus gets up like the MOTHER f[BLEEP]kING PREDATOR
[20:51] <Shaldra Darkness> And now, Jupiter pays.
[20:51] [134 HP / 2 MP] SPECIAL ATK: @Sailor Uranus space sword BOKKEN BLASTER (-900 MP)
[20:51] <Archangel> ???
[20:51] <Future Furu> Holy-
[20:51] <Sailor Jupiter > O_O
[20:51] [777 HP / 177 MP ] Sailor Jupiter has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (182 damage)
[20:51] * Sailor Jupiter goes crashing back
[20:52] * Sailor Jupiter 's fuku is torn up and ripped
[20:52] <@Wolfwood> O_o she just toasted the hotty
[20:52] <@Sailor Uranus> heheh..... eheheheheh
[20:52] <Archangel> Better, Haruka; better.
[20:52] <Shaldra Darkness> Hmph.
[20:52] <@Shinji Ikari> =D
[20:52] <Sailor Jupiter > Haruka-san.... it was a good plan...
[20:52] <Sailor Jupiter > But you've lost now.
[20:52] <Shaldra Darkness> Power is nothing without a strategy behind it.
[20:52] <@Sailor Uranus> Why's that?
[20:53] * Archangel gets ready for something to happen...
[20:53] <Sailor Jupiter > you let me kick you half to death. You used almost all your mana on that shot.
[20:53] <Shaldra Darkness> Swining randomly may work for some, but in the long run...
[20:53] <Sailor Jupiter > DIDN'T YOU THINK I SAW WHAT YOU WERE DOING
[20:53] [777 HP / 170 MP] Sailor Jupiter kicks her in the side "I WANTED YOU TO WIN" (-7 MP)
[20:54] [83 HP / 15 MP] @Sailor Uranus has been HIT!! (51 damage)
[20:54] <Shaldra Darkness> .........!
[20:54] <@Wolfwood> =O
[20:54] <Future Furu> :O
[20:54] * @Sailor Uranus crashes backwards into the wall of the sewer
[20:54] <@Shinji Ikari> [Russian Guard] !
[20:54] <Archangel> Fratzing hell. Oh fratzting *HELL*.
[20:54] <Sailor Jupiter > I wanted you to get angry... to beat me...
[20:54] [83 HP / 14 MP] @Sailor Uranus comes out swinging (-1 MP)
[20:54] [731 HP / 208 MP] Sailor Jupiter has taken a CRITICAL HIT!! (46 damage)
[20:55] * Sailor Jupiter 's head SNAPS back
[20:55] <Sailor Jupiter > But.... the difference between us now...
[20:55] [731 HP / 182 MP] Sailor Jupiter *punch to the head* ...is too great (-26 MP)
[20:55] [54 HP / 16 MP] @Sailor Uranus has been HIT!! (29 damage)
[20:56] * @Sailor Uranus goes back into the recess she formed on last impact
[20:56] * @Dr_Xadium turns away
[20:56] <Shaldra Darkness> Hmmm...
[20:56] [54 HP / 16 MP] @Sailor Uranus pulls out a bowie knife from her boot and shanks Jupiter (-0 MP)
[20:56] [678 HP / 186 MP] Sailor Jupiter has been HIT!! (53 damage)
[20:56] * Sailor Jupiter takes the cut, eyes filled with tears
[20:57] [678 HP / 183 MP] Sailor Jupiter slaps haruka-san "Why aren't you BETTER" (-3 MP)
[20:57] [8 HP / 79 MP] @Sailor Uranus has taken a CRITICAL HIT!! (46 damage)
[20:57] <Eternal Sailor Quinox> because she spends most of her time on her ass drinking
[20:57] * @Sailor Uranus drops to the ground and spits up blood HK style
[20:57] * Archangel shakes his head...
[20:57] [8 HP / 52 MP] @Sailor Uranus kicks up at Mako one more time (-27 MP)
[20:58] [644 HP / 184 MP] Sailor Jupiter has been HIT!! (34 damage)
[20:58] <Shaldra Darkness> Haruka...
[20:58] * Sailor Jupiter takes the kick to the side and drops to her kness
[20:59] [644 HP / 151 MP] Sailor Jupiter *pounding haruka-san's chest and bawling* "Why weren't you the badass you used to be? I THOUGHT YOU COULD BEAT ME! WHY DIDN'T YOU BEAT ME@" (-33 MP)
[20:59] [5 HP / 56 MP] @Sailor Uranus has BLOCKED the attack! (3 damage)
[20:59] * @Sailor Uranus pushes her away
[20:59] <Archangel> ?
[20:59] <@Sailor Uranus> I'm not f[BLEEP]king dead yet.
[20:59] [5 HP / 32 MP] @Sailor Uranus punches mako in the gut (-24 MP)
[21:00] [620 HP / 155 MP] Sailor Jupiter has been HIT!! (24 damage)
[21:00] * Sailor Jupiter coughs up some blood
[21:00] <Sailor Jupiter > No...
[21:00] <Sailor Jupiter > I'm sorry...
[21:00] <Archangel> *mutters* That's it Haruka...fight back dammit...
[21:00] [620 HP / 127 MP] Sailor Jupiter chops haruka-san to the back of the neck "you are" (-28 MP)
[21:00] <Shaldra Darkness> And... now it's over....
[21:01] [-22 HP / 35 MP] @Sailor Uranus has been HIT!! (27 damage)
[21:01] @Sailor Uranus has BEEN DEFEATED!!!
[21:01] * @Shinji Ikari sighs.
[21:01] * Archangel closes his eyes
[21:01] * @Sailor Uranus drops into the sewer, knocked out
[21:01] <Shaldra Darkness> ............
[21:01] * @Dr_Xadium just... starts to walk off.
[21:01] <Sailor Jupiter > KUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSOOOOOOOO
[21:01] * Shaldra Darkness stands on the edge of the roof, watching, arms crossed
[21:02] * Archangel calls down to Makoto - "Well, I hope you're satisfied with yourself, human!"
[21:02] *** Sailor Jupiter [ironchef@makoskitchen.co.ct] has quit IRC (this wasn't supposed to end like this)
[21:02] * Shaldra Darkness looks back at X-chan and sighs
[21:03] * Shaldra Darkness heads off "And now... it starts... the begining, and the end...."