[15:39] <[gTV]Red_Crow> ♦ It's time for the final first round match of the "Old-School Suburban Senshi" bloc - Doctor Xadium vs. Ten'ou Haruka!
[15:44] ☼ Scouter indicates Dr_Xadium has POWERED UP!
[15:45] ☼ Scouter indicates SpeedRcrX has POWERED UP!
[15:45] <spiritflame> @Dr_Xadium rolls 1d20 [ 11 ]
[15:45] <spiritflame> @SpeedRcrX rolls 1d20 [ 13 ]
[15:46] <@SpeedRcrX> Haha! Now I'll finally be able to settle the question of who owns "Suburban Senshi" once and for all!
[15:46] <@Dr_Xadium> YOU'RE THE ONE WHO HIJACKED MY BLOG
[15:48] █████ SpeedRcrX Whips out come car keys, gets in her Ferrari and starts trying to RUN OVER XADIUM like that training scene from Ultraman Leo!
[15:51] █████ Dr_Xadium has been STAGGERED!!
[15:51] * @Dr_Xadium gets HIT and flies into the air
[15:52] █████ Dr_Xadium pulls out a Valdium Chakram as he's in the air and flings the razor-sharp disc at Haruka's weakest point - her car
[15:52] █████ SpeedRcrX has been CRITICALLY HIT FOR DOUBLE DAMAGE!!
[15:53] * @SpeedRcrX 's car gets sliced in HALF by the Chakram and the fornt end goes careening out of the ring while the back end skids to halt with Haruka in tears
[15:53] <@SpeedRcrX> YOU.... YOU BA[BLEEP]RD!
[15:54] █████ SpeedRcrX pulls out the space sword blaster and SPACE SWORD BLASTS X IN THE D[BLEEP]K
[15:54] █████ Dr_Xadium has been CRITICALLY HIT FOR DOUBLE DAMAGE!!
[15:54] * @Dr_Xadium DROPS, CLUTCHING HIS NETHERS
[15:56] █████ Dr_Xadium pulls out his umbrella-sword "Heimdall" and sends out an electricity-based attack at Haruka "RAI MEI KEN!"
[15:57] █████ SpeedRcrX has been ROCKED!!
[15:57] * @SpeedRcrX brings up her blade to block but gets electroshocked!
[15:58] █████ SpeedRcrX changes the space sword into a Rapier form and ZWEES forward, locking blades with X and sending out a mssive blast of URANUS POWER
[15:58] █████ Dr_Xadium has BLOCKED the attack!
[15:58] * @Dr_Xadium DOESN'T BREATHE IN THE EMISSIONS OF URANUS
[16:01] █████ Dr_Xadium starts swordfighting Haruka and locks up the blades, taking the chance to get in close and ELBOW HER in the FACE
[16:01] █████ SpeedRcrX has BLOCKED the attack!
[16:01] * @SpeedRcrX leans to the side perfectly~
[16:01] █████ SpeedRcrX KNEES X in the D[BLEEP]K
[16:01] █████ Dr_Xadium has been ROCKED!!
[16:02] <@Dr_Xadium> WHAT THE F[BLEEP]K WITH THE LOW BLOWS HARUKA
[16:02] <@SpeedRcrX> PRAGMATIC VICTORY B[BLEEP]CH
[16:04] █████ Dr_Xadium moves to TACKLE Haruka and SMASH her into the ground as he's already bent over
[16:04] █████ SpeedRcrX has been EVISCERATED!!
[16:04] * @SpeedRcrX is SMASHED into the arena floor, tiles cracking under her
[16:05] * @SpeedRcrX wheezes a bit
[16:05] <@SpeedRcrX> Nice... move.. but... this is over.
[16:06] █████ SpeedRcrX tucks her knees in and then KICKS X in the FACE with both feet with all her power!
[16:06] █████ Dr_Xadium has been STAGGERED!!
[16:06] Dr_Xadium has BEEN DEFEATED!!!
[16:06] * @Dr_Xadium goes FLYING out of the ring and SMASHES into the barrier separating the audience from the arena!
[16:07] * @SpeedRcrX forces her way back to her feet and holds up her fist "VICTOLY! SUBURBAN SENSHI IS MINNNE!"
[16:07] <Franziska von Karma> ♦ Your winner... Ten'ou Haruka!
[16:08] <[gTV]Red_Crow> ♦ Well, Ginga Media Enterprises owns it, Haruka, but whatever makes you feel better!
[16:10] <[gTV]Red_Crow> ♦ Tune in next time for the first match of the "New School" Block - Queen Serenity the Third from the 31st century versus the "What If" girl from a universe that never existed, Sakura Amamiya Peinforte!