#994: “The Perfect Present ”

[07:48] *** Fri Jun 30 2006 - LOGGING START ***
[07:48] *** Now talking in #suburbansenshi
[07:48] *** Topic is - In the name of the litterbox, I will punish you -
[07:48] *** Set by on Fri Jun 30 07:48 2006
[07:49] <@SpeedRcrX> Do you guys know there hasn't been a Furry Fryday for the whole of 2005 and the first half of 2006
[07:49] <FireFly_9> Thank heaven for small mercies?
[07:49] <// J_Daito //> Slackers
[07:50] <// J_Daito //> I have just the thing to get things started again
[07:50] <FireFly_9> Oh, wonderful
[07:50] <// J_Daito //> and it's so perfect too
[07:51] *** flame_SNIPER [ofuda@hikawajinja-motoazabu.or.ct] has joined #suburbansenshi
[07:51] <@spiritflame> Irasshai flame_SNIPER *** Happy Birthday, Tsukinos Chibiusa and Usagi!!
[07:51] <flame_SNIPER> Jedite why did you call me here?
[07:52] <@SpeedRcrX> Oh crap it's Spore's Birthday?
[07:52] <FireFly_9> How old is she now, 907 or something?
[07:53] <// J_Daito //> Maybe in another few years she'll hit puberty
[07:53] <FireFly_9> More like her puberty will hit us
[07:56] <flame_SNIPER> Why did you call me here Jedite!
[07:56] <// J_Daito //> Because in 1997 for Anthropomorphic Otaku Templeton Puberty was beginning
[07:56] <flame_SNIPER> ?




[07:57] <flame_SNIPER> ....
[07:57] <@SpeedRcrX> What the f[BLEEP]k Senshi Furs
[07:58] <flame_SNIPER> Is that... is that... IS THAT ME
[07:58] <// J_Daito //> Yup, you're Hotlegs the Skunk no Senshi
[07:58] <FireFly_9> Does skunk Rei have a rabbit's foot in her hand?
[07:59] <@SpeedRcrX> For all their nature loving bulls[BLEEP]t the furs sure don't seem to mind ripping the feet off smaller ass creatures
[07:59] <flame_SNIPER> Why is Tuxedo Mask wearing a cross?
[08:00] <Reverend_H> He's saying "Come to me my pretties, let me wrap you all up in my sexy cape"
[08:00] <// J_Daito //> "Look at my big fingers... All the better to feel you up, my dear"
[08:00] <FireFly_9> You would know what he's saying, pervert.
[08:00] <C'est_la_V> Is Umino a rat or something?
[08:01] <flame_SNIPER> I vote oppossum
[08:01] <FireFly_9> His drawing of the Senshi... do you notice she has no top on?
[08:01] <// J_Daito //> Just enormous knockers, yes
[08:02] <flame_SNIPER> ...
[08:02] <@SpeedRcrX> What's that white line connecting Cat-Mercury to Cheap Moon Rod Rei?
[08:03] <Reverend_H> The white thread of Furry Destiny?
[08:03] <C'est_la_V> Probably some kind of bondage leash
[08:04] * Reverend_H pictures The Goddess of teh sexy in a bondage leash
[08:04] <flame_SNIPER> SHUT UP ELIOS
[08:04] <C'est_la_V> HEY HE WAS TALKING ABOUT ME
[08:04] <// J_Daito //> ...
[08:04] <@SpeedRcrX> ...
[08:04] <flame_SNIPER> Is there something you need to tell us about, Minako-chan?
[08:05] <C'est_la_V> Shut up ¬_¬
[08:07] <flame_SNIPER> And why the hell am I the SKUNK? What the HELL is sexy about a SKUNK!?
[08:08] <flame_SNIPER> I mean ok, cats are lithe and graceful, but what do skunks do? They STINK UP THE AIR
[08:08] <// J_Daito //> So it was a perfect choice for Foul temper no senshi?
[08:09] <flame_SNIPER> Go to HELL Jedite!
[08:10] <@SpeedRcrX> Dude what are those portals behind mask there
[08:11] <// J_Daito //> Rubeus is coming in the UFO to beat up the Senshi
[08:11] *** Crwn_FruT_Gamer [monotavern.crown.co.jp] has joined #suburbansenshi
[08:11] <@spiritflame> Irasshai Crwn_FruT_Gamer *** Happy Birthday, Tsukinos Chibiusa and Usagi!!
[08:11] <Crwn_FruT_Gamer> Hey you guys how come you didn't tell me
[08:11] * Crwn_FruT_Gamer is stunned by the beautiful women here today
[08:12] <C'est_la_V> ...
[08:12] <C'est_la_V> Domo
[08:12] <flame_SNIPER> Why is it that every time someone meantions a beautiful woman here you AUTOMATICALLY ASSUME IT'S YOU Minako-chan
[08:12] <C'est_la_V> Face it I'm sexy
[08:12] <flame_SNIPER> I have better legs than you do!
[08:13] * C'est_la_V has a bigger chest!
[08:13] <Crwn_FruT_Gamer> Such smooth, luxurious fur.... I could stroke it all day...
[08:13] <C'est_la_V> Oh god he means the ones in the picture
[08:13] <flame_SNIPER> Arrgh
[08:14] <Reverend_H> Whatt a sick freak yo
[08:14] <FireFly_9> Irony thy name is Elios
[08:14] <Crwn_FruT_Gamer> Elios, hi!
[08:14] <Reverend_H> Yo... Motoki

[08:21] <Reverend_H> Hey my little Suga Baybee!
[08:21] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> hay elioz hoe R u
[08:23] <FireFly_9> So if in 1992 you were 902...
[08:24] <FireFly_9> ....
[08:25] <FireFly_9> Subtracting a year for the Dead Moon nonsense
[08:25] <FireFly_9> You're 915...?
[08:25] <// J_Daito //> Doesn't she always say she's 90x or something?
[08:26] <flame_SNIPER> Chibiusa-chan never could do math
[08:26] <C'est_la_V> Hai, Hai
[08:26] <C'est_la_V> Besides the second time she came back to the past she was already 913
[08:26] <C'est_la_V> Then she went back the next year
[08:27] <flame_SNIPER> That's why she was lusting after boys
[08:27] <Reverend_H> She was quite the roll in the hay yo
[08:27] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> hshshshshshshshshshshs ♡
[08:27] <FireFly_9> God I think I'm going to vomit
[08:28] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> Im 918 biches
[08:28] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> IM LEGEL
[08:28] <// J_Daito //> You don't look it, you pint-sized exploded pop-tart head
[08:29] <@SpeedRcrX> What the f[BLEEP]k Wikipedia
[08:29] <@SpeedRcrX>“ Though Chibiusa was not present in the [PGSM] series, in the Special Act it is alluded to the viewer that Usagi may be pregnant with her, as she frequently gets morning sickness in many scenes of the Act.”
[08:30] <C'est_la_V> ...
[08:30] <@SpeedRcrX> That's just her mother's damn cooking
[08:31] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> hshshshsh im a ban in da voan
[08:31] <// J_Daito //> Oh If I was an op you'd be banned all right
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[08:31] <@spiritflame> Irasshai ScoutGrl_95 *** Happy Birthday, Tsukinos Chibiusa and Usagi!!
[08:31] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> hay sarina
[08:31] <@SpeedRcrX> Oh f[BLEEP]k it's the Gaijin
[08:32] <ScoutGrl_95> Hi Everybody!!!
[08:32] <ScoutGrl_95> Whoah, did you know it's my BIRthday today!!! Whee!
[08:32] <ScoutGrl_95> and Chibiusa's Too!
[08:32] <ScoutGrl_95> Isn't that KILLER RAD?
[08:32] <ScoutGrl_95> We need to have a totally happening party!
[08:33] *** FireFly_9 [ruin@ntt1.docomo.jp] has quit IRC (If I hear any more of her my brain will explode. Happy Birthday, Chibiusa-chan)
[08:33] <ScoutGrl_95> Oh you're such a kidder, Hoetaru
[08:33] <ScoutGrl_95> So like, what do you guys do for fun?
[08:34] <// J_Daito //> Torture small animals
[08:34] <// J_Daito //> Which he then f[BLEEP]ks
[08:34] * // J_Daito // points to Furuhata
[08:34] <Crwn_FruT_Gamer> Hey Shut up
[08:34] * Crwn_FruT_Gamer has moved onto megafauna now
[08:35] * flame_SNIPER is away: vomiting
[08:35] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> ur a sack ficker moc[BLEEP]kti
[08:35] <ScoutGrl_95> Don't I drink at your Fruit Parlor?
[08:35] <Reverend_H> You can drink at my Fruit Parlor anytime, yo
[08:35] <Crwn_FruT_Gamer> ...
[08:36] *** Crwn_FruT_Gamer [monotavern.crown.co.jp] has quit IRC (Elios.... my Horseman...)
[08:36] <Reverend_H> OH GOD DAMMIT KNOCK THAT s[BLEEP]t OFF
[08:36] <Reverend_H> Damn that Hotaru for this s[BLEEP]t
[08:36] <@SpeedRcrX> LOL she got you bad
[08:37] <Reverend_H> I got a motehrf[BLEEP]king stalker boy who gets his jollies [BLEEP]ing off to Gamera trading cards yo ><
[08:37] <C'est_la_V> He used to stalk me too...
[08:37] <Reverend_H> Hey at least he wasn't all whack, you're HOT yo
[08:38] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> /mi batchsmickz elioz
[08:38] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> UR MAI MEN111111
[08:38] <Reverend_H> That's right yo, I need to treat you for your B-Day
[08:38] * Reverend_H is away: the Barn's all ready, my hotness
[08:38] <@SpeedRcrX> Dude if there's a barn Motoki will SO be there
[08:39] <@SpeedRcrX> You know he just lurks waiting for that kind of information
[08:39] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> ya fak dat sry elioz i dnt went dat sik faker neer mi
[08:39] <@SpeedRcrX> Yeah... yeah I think I hear Elios getting the hell out of dodge now
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[08:40] <ScoutGrl_95> What a strange place
[08:40] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> hay sarina evar bean dewn 2 rappangi
[08:40] <ScoutGrl_95> My foster mom Ikuko says I shouldn't go down to Roppongi, because you can get liquor there
[08:41] <ScoutGrl_95> And then get drunk and who KNOWS what might happen!
[08:41] <ScoutGrl_95> tee hee
[08:41] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> cum on bich ill tak u 4 mai brathdei
[08:41] <@SpeedRcrX> I think those are the words Elios had wanted to hear
[08:41] *** .'~SugaBB_2999~'. [cndygrrl@gigaport.capitalnet.ct] has quit IRC (harry bich)
[08:42] *** ScoutGrl_95 [gaijin@juubanmiddle.edu.jp] has quit IRC (I wonder what this'll be like! Every day's a new adventure in Japan! Yay!)
[08:42] <@SpeedRcrX> God I can see the headlines now
[08:42] <@SpeedRcrX> GAIJIN GETS FOOD POISONING ON BIRTHDAY
[08:44] <@SpeedRcrX> DRUNK IN GINZA GAIJIN COMMITS WAVE OF TERROR
[08:44] <@SpeedRcrX> CLOSE THE BORDERS NOW
[08:45] <@SpeedRcrX> then we get sealed off from the outside world until in 2010 Former Idol Luke Perry Storms the Harbor on his 90210 reunion tour and all the fangirl Otaku in Japan stage a coup d'etat just to be able to see him
[08:45] <flame_SNIPER> You have the sickest imagination, Haruka-san
[08:46] <flame_SNIPER> Jason Priestley was much hotter
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