#955: “The Great Pretender”

[06:45] *** Tue Mar 07 2006 - LOGGING START ***
[06:45] *** Now talking in #suburbansenshi
[06:58] <flame_SNIPER> I don't understand it
[06:58] <C'est_la_V> What, Rei-chan??
[06:59] <flame_SNIPER> Every time I call Haruka-san to complain about the explosions in the house, or the fart smells, or the loud noises at night, something spectactualr always happens
[06:59] <C'est_la_V> ??
[06:59] <flame_SNIPER> seriousy
[07:01] <flame_SNIPER> A car alarm will go off, or there's static on the line, or conversations will just suddeny; start up in what I KNOW is an emty room
[07:02] <C'est_la_V> Why are you making so many typos??
[07:02] <flame_SNIPER> It's early and I'm still not used to hearing Michiru-san make those sounds
[07:02] * C'est_la_V nods
[07:02] <C'est_la_V> They frightened me too at first
[07:03] <flame_SNIPER> You learn too many things in this house
[07:03] <C'est_la_V> Anyway, Rei-chan, I know why all those things happen around Haruka-san
[07:03] <flame_SNIPER> You do?
[07:04] <C'est_la_V> Hai, Hai, it's a trick I taught her
[07:04] <flame_SNIPER> Trick
[07:04] <flame_SNIPER> Explain this
[07:04] <C'est_la_V> --> https://www.sorrygottago.com/
[07:04] <C'est_la_V> I used to use this on boyfriends who would call when I didn't want to talk
[07:05] <flame_SNIPER> You had boyfriends
[07:05] <C'est_la_V> Hai
[07:05] <flame_SNIPER> You. Boyfriends.
[07:05] <C'est_la_V> HAI
[07:06] <flame_SNIPER> You. Who got dumped by the janitor at Kodansha when the cosplaying sentai monster batted an eyelid at him
[07:06] <C'est_la_V> - Shut up -
[07:06] <flame_SNIPER> You who the best you could do was an ALIEN
[07:07] <C'est_la_V> OK so I used them on the stalker that would call me ><
[07:07] <flame_SNIPER> Motoki-san?
[07:07] *** C'est_la_V [GldnGoddess@ip6942.ai.co.jp] has left #suburbansenshi (T_T)
[07:08] <flame_SNIPER> Heh
[07:08] * flame_SNIPER wonders where Yuuichiro is
[07:10] *** Yuuichiro [monotavern.crown.co.jp] has joined #suburbansenshi
[07:10] <@spiritflame> Irasshai Yuuichiro
[07:11] <Yuuichiro> Rei-san! Rei-san!
[07:11] <flame_SNIPER> Y...Yuuichiro?
[07:11] <Yuuichiro> I finally got internet Rei-san!
[07:11] <flame_SNIPER> That's.... great.

[07:13] <Yuuichiro> Rei-san I've missed you so much!
[07:13] <flame_SNIPER> You... have?
[07:14] * Yuuichiro hugs Rei-san!
[07:14] <flame_SNIPER> ...
[07:15] <flame_SNIPER> You're touching me
[07:15] <Yuuichiro> I know ♡
[07:15] <flame_SNIPER> Don't touch me.
[07:15] <Yuuichiro> But Rei-san, it's me, Yuuichiro!
[07:16] <flame_SNIPER> YES I KNOW THAT WHAT MAKES YOU THINK YOU CAN TOUCH ME
[07:16] <Yuuichiro> ....
[07:16] <flame_SNIPER> HAVE YOU SWEPT THE SHRINE GROUNDS TODAY
[07:16] <Yuuichiro> umm
[07:16] <Yuuichiro> I have to do that?
[07:17] <flame_SNIPER> You *BETTER* have by the time I get down there, JERK
[07:17] *** flame_SNIPER [ofuda@hikawajinja-motoazabu.or.ct] has quit IRC (I'm coming to check RIGHT NOW)
[07:17] <Yuuichiro> ........
[07:17] <Yuuichiro> hehehe
[07:17] *** Yuuichiro [monotavern.crown.co.jp] has left #suburbansenshi (If I play this right, I have a date at the shrine ♡)
[07:17] <GERMATOID> WHAT A MORON
[07:17] <@spiritflame> indeed
[07:18] *** Disconnected
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