Suburban Senshi IRC Chat #922: “Revolutions: Ruminations, Revelations and Reprecussions”
#922: “Revolutions: Ruminations, Revelations and Reprecussions”

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Suburban Senshi Season 6

Suburban Senshi Revolutions

Episode 5: Repercussions


By Dr. Xadium and Ikari Shinji

[01:05] *** Fri Dec 16 2005 - LOGGING START ***
[01:05] *** Now talking in #suburbansenshi

[01:06] *** It is the outside of Ten'ou House, late at night
[01:06] * @SpeedRcrX is looking up into the sky
[01:06] * @Shinji Ikari looks around.
[01:06] <@SpeedRcrX> C'mon rei rei hurry the f[BLEEP]k up
[01:07] <@SpeedRcrX> Yo Ikari.
[01:07] <@Shinji Ikari> Heya 'Ruka.
[01:07] * @spiritflame is still meditating on the location of Sakura
[01:07] <@SpeedRcrX> rei-rei says she's pretty close to pegging where Saki is
[01:08] <@Shinji Ikari> That's damn good news.
[01:08] * @spiritflame is tracing flaming symbols into the air that look like kanji
[01:09] <@SpeedRcrX> North.... west... up... sdieways what the f[BLEEP]k I don't understand
[01:09] <@Shinji Ikari> Gotta love that mystic stuff. Except when it's used against you.
[01:09] * @spiritflame is plotting through space and time
[01:09] <@Shinji Ikari> In the corner?
[01:09] <@SpeedRcrX> I hate f[BLEEP]king magic
[01:09] <@SpeedRcrX> Unless it's tantra
[01:10] <@SpeedRcrX> In which case I love f[BLEEP]king magic
[01:10] <@spiritflame> tch
[01:10] <@Shinji Ikari> Superman tends to have that same opinion. Of course, it's justified. He can get his ass kicked by it.
[01:10] * @spiritflame finishes and writes down directions to the infinity delta, in the heart of Tokyo
[01:11] <@Shinji Ikari> And now I have a visual of Superman f[BLEEP]king his wife.
[01:11] <@Shinji Ikari> Not something I was looking for at night.
[01:11] <@spiritflame> shut up
[01:11] <@spiritflame> pet is there
[01:11] <@spiritflame> save her or i kill you both
[01:11] <@spiritflame> slowly
[01:12] <@SpeedRcrX> So why don't you come then
[01:12] <@Shinji Ikari> ...gee after that motivation how could I resist?
[01:12] <@spiritflame> the chance to kill you voth slowly interests me
[01:12] <@SpeedRcrX> _
[01:12] <@Shinji Ikari> She's a powerful motivational speaker, you know.
[01:12] <@Shinji Ikari> "How to win friends and intimidate people."
[01:13] <@SpeedRcrX> So Ikari, make me a car with that green lantern ring of yours
[01:13] <@spiritflame> ^_^
[01:13] <@Shinji Ikari> Intimidation in this case standing for ripping them to pieces of they don't do what she commands.
[01:13] <@Shinji Ikari> Here comes a car!
[01:14] * @Shinji Ikari points his ring infront of them and BANG, a green sports car forms from the image of his mind.
[01:14] <@Shinji Ikari> You can drive.
[01:14] <@SpeedRcrX> Oh HELLS yes
[01:14] * @SpeedRcrX rubs her hands together and gets in
[01:15] * @Shinji Ikari jumps into the car and buckles up.
[01:15] <@spiritflame> ...
[01:15] <@Shinji Ikari> =D
[01:15] * @SpeedRcrX puts the key in the ignition
[01:15] * @SpeedRcrX looks up
[01:15] <@SpeedRcrX> OH SHI
[01:15] * @spiritflame is standing outside the front smiling
[01:16] <@Shinji Ikari> ...
[01:16] * @spiritflame grabs the front of the car with both hands
[01:16] <@SpeedRcrX> ..............
[01:16] * @spiritflame picks up the car and begins SWINGING IT AROUND
[01:16] <@Shinji Ikari> What, she doesn't like sports cars?
[01:16] <@Shinji Ikari> OHSHI
[01:17] * @spiritflame HURLS the car in the direction of the Tokyo Delta
[01:17] *** your forward velocity is approximately 300 kph. Have a nice day.
[01:18] <@SpeedRcrX> ssmmmf tinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggg beeeeeeeeeeeettttttttttttr hhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaavvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv ffffff[BLEEP]kkkkk uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnngggggggggg aaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiirrrrrrrrrrrbbbbbbbbbbaaaaaaaaggggggggs
[01:18] * @Shinji Ikari almost feels like he's gonna barf... or he could be enjoying himself.
[01:19] * @SpeedRcrX is pitched out of the driver's side because she didn't buckle up
[01:19] * @Shinji Ikari rams his head into the dashboard a few times while crashing.
[01:20] * @SpeedRcrX SLAMS into someone
[01:20] <@Shinji Ikari> MOTHERf[BLEEP]kER
[01:20] <flame_SNIPER> OH GOD DAMNIT
[01:20] <@SpeedRcrX> Hino Rei!?
[01:20] * @Shinji Ikari looks up from the wreck of the ring-construct car to see who Haruka crashed into.
[01:20] <@Shinji Ikari> The hottie with the legs?!
[01:20] <@Shinji Ikari> Errr... Rei?!
[01:21] <flame_SNIPER> GOD! I spend all my time SCRYING to find this place! I SNEAK IN UNDETECTED and then you ram a GOD DAMN SPORTSCAR INTO THE f[BLEEP]kING BUILDING!
[01:21] <@SpeedRcrX> Hey how the f[BLEEP]k could I have launched it into the SKY
[01:21] * @Shinji Ikari slowly unbuckles himself and climbs out of the wreck, "BLAME REI.BOT."
[01:21] <flame_SNIPER> I've SEEN YOU DRIVE
[01:21] <flame_SNIPER> Oh *her*
[01:21] * @Shinji Ikari waves his hand and the car vanishes.
[01:22] <flame_SNIPER> Evening, Ikari-san
[01:22] <@SpeedRcrX> Dude I want a f[BLEEP]king power ring
[01:22] <@Shinji Ikari> I guess she thought our frequent flyer miles were lacking.
[01:22] <flame_SNIPER> Har Har
[01:22] <@Shinji Ikari> Ask polite after this is done and we'll see. =D
[01:22] <flame_SNIPER> Now listen, this is what I found out
[01:22] * @SpeedRcrX pushes ahead
[01:22] <@SpeedRcrX> WE gotta find the kiddo
[01:23] * @Shinji Ikari follows lead.
[01:23] <flame_SNIPER> Haruka-san do you even know where the HELL you're going
[01:23] <@Shinji Ikari> Time's short and we could talk on the way there.
[01:23] <@SpeedRcrX> Sure I do right down this hall here
[01:23] <@Shinji Ikari> ...after we find out where we're at.
[01:23] * flame_SNIPER stands still
[01:23] * flame_SNIPER points the other way
[01:23] <flame_SNIPER> Idiots.
[01:23] * flame_SNIPER leads
[01:24] <@SpeedRcrX> f[BLEEP]k do I have to follow you for anyway.... nice ass tho
[01:24] <flame_SNIPER> At least *I'M* not an ASS
[01:24] <flame_SNIPER> Sakura-chan is being held somwhere in there
[01:24] <@Shinji Ikari> But you still have a great tush.
[01:24] * flame_SNIPER points down to the end of the corridor
[01:25] <@Shinji Ikari> Should we be heading out then?
[01:25] <@SpeedRcrX> How can you tell is this some shinto thing
[01:25] <flame_SNIPER> Can't you smell it
[01:25] <@SpeedRcrX> Smell what
[01:25] <flame_SNIPER> Fibercon and Metamucil
[01:25] <@SpeedRcrX> ........................
[01:25] * @Shinji Ikari sniffs the air, "She didn't fart."
[01:25] <@Shinji Ikari> Ah, that.
[01:25] <flame_SNIPER> Ojisaan used to use them all the time
[01:26] * sounds can be heard
[01:26] <@Shinji Ikari> Hear that?
[01:26] <-Voice> Drink it, DRINK IT
[01:26] <@S.X. Aino> Ewww!!
[01:26] <-Voice> Look, you HAVE TO DRINK IT
[01:26] <@Shinji Ikari> ...okay that sounds so wrong.
[01:27] <-Voice> But I *need* it now!
[01:27] <@S.X. Aino> You'll just have to wait for it to come out!
[01:27] <flame_SNIPER> _
[01:27] <@SpeedRcrX> Uhh...
[01:27] <@Shinji Ikari> ...
[01:27] <@SpeedRcrX> yea.
[01:27] <@Shinji Ikari> Are we on the right set?
[01:27] <@Shinji Ikari> I mean, that sounds like...
[01:27] * @SpeedRcrX moves to the door like the ninja.
[01:28] <flame_SNIPER> god, men.
[01:28] * flame_SNIPER follows Haruka-san
[01:28] <@Shinji Ikari> Excuse me. =P
[01:28] <-Voice> I have two of the three Talismans, you have the third!
[01:28] * @Shinji Ikari follows Rei while trying his best not to stare down below.
[01:28] <@S.X. Aino> I deny all knowledge!
[01:29] * flame_SNIPER feels his gaze burning into her ASS ><
[01:29] <flame_SNIPER> Don't make me burn you.
[01:29] * @Shinji Ikari would whistle but doesn't want to draw any attention.
[01:29] * @Shinji Ikari keeps his eyes foward from now on.
[01:30] <@S.X. Aino> Gawd do you people get ROYALTY CHECKS every time you say that?!
[01:30] * @SpeedRcrX makes a series of swat-team like gestures towards the door that mean nothing
[01:30] <flame_SNIPER> o_O;
[01:30] * @Shinji Ikari just stares at Haruka.
[01:30] * flame_SNIPER mouths "what?"
[01:31] * @SpeedRcrX tries again
[01:31] * flame_SNIPER mouths "WHAT"
[01:31] * @Shinji Ikari makes a gesture that means 'What the f[BLEEP]k is she talking about?'
[01:31] * @SpeedRcrX starts gesticulating wildly
[01:31] * flame_SNIPER makes a gesture that means "get your HAND OFF MY ASS"
[01:32] * flame_SNIPER notes this gesture involves one extended digit
[01:32] * @Shinji Ikari decides to try his best to keep his hands away from her ass from now on.
[01:32] <@SpeedRcrX> _
[01:32] * @SpeedRcrX just f[BLEEP]king kicks down the door all right
[01:33] <-Voice> !
[01:33] * @Shinji Ikari totally f[BLEEP]king understands that.
[01:33] *** The interior of the room is a shiny medical lab
[01:33] *** Sakura is sitting tied to a chair with an IV drip of Ex-Lax
[01:34] <@Shinji Ikari> ....
[01:34] *** there are two talismans on a table at the back of the room
[01:34] *** In front of you is Mizuno Ami in a revealing lab coat ala Mimete
[01:34] <@SpeedRcrX> You still don't have a rack.
[01:35] <Mizunomics01> ...............
[01:35] <flame_SNIPER> ::rollseyes::
[01:35] <@Shinji Ikari> Hi there! We're visiting Roman Catholics and we would like to talk to you about The One True Word.
[01:35] <flame_SNIPER> Ami-chan what are you doing here...
[01:35] <flame_SNIPER> NOT FUNNY
[01:35] <@Shinji Ikari> I thought it was~
[01:36] * @Shinji Ikari SMILES.
[01:36] <@Shinji Ikari> That offers a chance to make a great joke but I won't.
[01:36] * Mizunomics01 takes the opportunity to slink to the talismans and take them
[01:36] * Mizunomics01 DASHES OVER to SAKURA
[01:36] * Mizunomics01 holds the space sword to her throat!
[01:36] <flame_SNIPER> ....
[01:37] <@S.X. Aino> Oy.
[01:37] <@SpeedRcrX> Ami put that s[BLEEP]t down
[01:37] <@Shinji Ikari> Well, that's just Supervillianry 101.
[01:37] <@SpeedRcrX> Or I'll get mediæval on your ass with space bokken
[01:37] <@S.X. Aino> Don't make her laugh she might sever the jugular ><
[01:37] <@SpeedRcrX> What it's not a joke I kick as with space bokken
[01:38] <@S.X. Aino> -_-
[01:38] <@Shinji Ikari> Not as threatening as you might think it sounds.
[01:38] <flame_SNIPER> Ami-chan why are you doing this...
[01:38] * Mizunomics01 presses the knife closer to sakura's throat
[01:38] <Mizunomics01> Just like Endymion, I grew weary of being treated like a no one.
[01:39] <Mizunomics01> A nerd, a nobody, unsexy. Bookworm.
[01:39] <Mizunomics01> People thought I was popular because I was docile and sweet. They loved me in the polls because I WAS NONDESCRIPT
[01:39] <Mizunomics01> the Nail who never stuck out!
[01:40] * @SpeedRcrX starts to creep cloer
[01:40] * flame_SNIPER readies a flame sniper
[01:40] <flame_SNIPER> I can hit you from here, Ami-chan
[01:40] * @Shinji Ikari slowly begins to think out ways to disarm Ami without harming Sakura.
[01:40] <flame_SNIPER> Put... the knife... down.
[01:40] <Mizunomics01> Can you? Can you risk not hitting her? *gets right in front*
[01:40] <flame_SNIPER> heh
[01:41] <flame_SNIPER> They don't call it flame *sniper* for nothing.
[01:41] * Mizunomics01 smiles darkly
[01:41] <Mizunomics01> But you've already lost.
[01:41] * @S.X. Aino fidgets uncomfortably as her intestines react to something
[01:42] <Mizunomics01> All three Talismans are together...
[01:42] * Mizunomics01 presses the mirror to Sakura's stomach
[01:42] <@SpeedRcrX> .....
[01:42] * the two visible Talismans vanish
[01:42] <@Shinji Ikari> ...
[01:43] * All three Talismans appear overhead in a triangular formation, the garnet orb a little brownish-red
[01:43] * a triangle of energy links them
[01:43] * Mizunomics01 presses a needle to Sakura's jugular
[01:43] * @Shinji Ikari wonders if it's possible to break that link.
[01:44] <Mizunomics01> I told Endymion-sama that I needed to kidnap you so that you would being him the grail.
[01:44] <@SpeedRcrX> Ikari: When they're summoned like that... I dunno
[01:44] <@SpeedRcrX> I only seen this s[BLEEP]t once before.
[01:44] <flame_SNIPER> Me too... in marine cathedral.
[01:44] <@SpeedRcrX> Just before...
[01:45] <flame_SNIPER> ....the messiah...
[01:45] <Mizunomics01> Endymion wanted to control all sources of power for himself.
[01:45] <Mizunomics01> But I had my own designs.
[01:45] * Mizunomics01 is now known as Sailor Mercury
[01:45] * Sailor Mercury is now known as Super Sailor Mercury
[01:45] <@Shinji Ikari> Ambitious, aren't you?
[01:45] <Super Sailor Mercury> Always.
[01:46] <@SpeedRcrX> Whoo she henshins big s[BLEEP]t
[01:46] * @SpeedRcrX is now known as Super Sailor Uranus
[01:46] * flame_SNIPER is now known as Super Sailor Mars
[01:46] <@Shinji Ikari> That seemed like one of those famous last words, 'Ruka.
[01:46] <@S.X. Aino> heheh I'm already... transformed...
[01:46] * @Shinji Ikari is now known as Green Lantern
[01:46] <@Super Sailor Uranus> *whisper* stfu ikari....
[01:47] <@Green Lantern> Might as well put on the union suit.
[01:47] * Super Sailor Mercury laughs
[01:47] <Super Sailor Mercury> How cute!
[01:47] <Super Sailor Mercury> Until now this was the limit of senshi power.
[01:47] <@Green Lantern> Gee, thanks. Always thought I looked nice in this.
[01:48] <Super Sailor Mars> unless you are usagi-chan...
[01:48] * Super Sailor Mercury nods her head and repeats in singsong "Unless you are usagi-chan" ♫
[01:48] <Super Sailor Mercury> Or someone else who can make the three talismans, the three treasures, the MAJINKI do what you want.
[01:49] <@S.X. Aino> ...................................
[01:49] <@Green Lantern> This is one of those OHSHI moments, isn't it?
[01:49] <Super Sailor Mercury> I must admit I'd never thought of it myself. The blood of the destroyers of evil and all.
[01:49] * @Super Sailor Uranus farts
[01:49] <Super Sailor Mars> oH god.
[01:49] <Super Sailor Mercury> I was perfectly willing to be a minor functionary.
[01:50] <Super Sailor Mercury> Waiting in the shadow of the king until I could stab him in the back.
[01:50] <Super Sailor Mercury> But then I heard all of you, plotting and thiking.
[01:50] <@Green Lantern> Actually I just wanted to torture you.
[01:50] <Super Sailor Mercury> Why had Sakura been kidnapped? Because she could control the majinki!
[01:51] <Super Sailor Mercury> My nanites remember what you did to them.
[01:51] <Super Sailor Mercury> - You shall pay for that. -
[01:51] <@S.X. Aino> You guys TOLD THEM ABOUT THE haja
[01:51] <@Green Lantern> - YOU'LL pay for making those nanites, b[BLEEP]ch. -
[01:52] <@Super Sailor Uranus> WE didn't know a f[BLEEP]king TRAITOR was listening cuz some INNERS never told us
[01:52] <@Green Lantern> Totally Rei's fault.
[01:52] <Super Sailor Mars> Haruka-san shut up!
[01:52] <@Green Lantern> Blame her.
[01:52] <Super Sailor Mercury> So, Sakura-chan, by faking your own death to get ahead of us, you actually gave ME the key to the Real. Ultimate. Power that I have always lusted for,
[01:53] * Super Sailor Mercury trembles and crosses her legs.
[01:53] <Super Sailor Mars> Oh, UGH
[01:53] <@S.X. Aino> ....... yeech.
[01:53] <@Green Lantern> know, if she's hot for some 'power'...
[01:53] <@Super Sailor Uranus> What when ya gotta go ya gotta go.
[01:53] <@Green Lantern> Wasn't that, 'Ruka.
[01:54] <@Green Lantern> It was... you know... THAT.
[01:54] * Super Sailor Mercury presses the needle to Sakura's neck. "this is hydrchloric acid.
[01:54] <@Super Sailor Uranus> Oh... OH.
[01:54] * @Super Sailor Uranus should paid more attention
[01:54] <@Green Lantern> Yeah.
[01:54] <@S.X. Aino> So kill me, lose your edge.
[01:55] <@S.X. Aino> Threatening my life just means you kill the one person who can do what you want-- whatever that is
[01:55] * Super Sailor Mercury snaps her fingers
[01:56] <@Super Sailor Uranus> holy f[BLEEP]k it's BUMBLEBEE
[01:56] <@Green Lantern> OHSHI THE AUTOBOTS ARE IN ON THIS
[01:56] * Super Sailor Mars spins to face the mech
[01:56] <@Green Lantern> I thought you were f[BLEEP]king drunk and s[BLEEP]t!
[01:56] <Super Sailor Mercury> I was bored when I sketched out the designs
[01:56] <Super Sailor Mars> Autobots are FAKE YOU MORNS
[01:57] <@Super Sailor Uranus> YOU LIE b[BLEEP]ch
[01:57] <@Green Lantern> So says the girl that hasn't been around the multiverse!
[01:57] <@Green Lantern> OPTIMUS PRIME LIVES!
[01:57] <Super Sailor Mercury> Sakura-chan? Either summon the Grail or this mecha will crush them.
[01:57] <@S.X. Aino> i... I wouldn't even know how to...
[01:57] * Super Sailor Mercury points to the mech
[01:58] * The Mech starts to squeeze haruka and shinji
[01:58] <@Super Sailor Uranus> ARRGGH
[01:58] <@Green Lantern> AAAAARGHS.
[01:58] <@S.X. Aino> I I I .... FRATZ!
[01:58] * @Green Lantern now regrets the day he ever bought the Bumblebee toy.
[01:59] * @S.X. Aino concrentrates and just politely asks the talismans to do whatever it is they do
[01:59] * The Talismans draw together and form a shimmering jeweled cup with wings
[01:59] * Super Sailor Mercury looks up, spasming with pleasure
[02:00] <Super Sailor Mercury> Ahh.... there it is at long last
[02:00] <Super Sailor Mercury> AHH!
[02:00] * Super Sailor Mars points a flame sniper to Ami's back "Let them go. NOW."
[02:00] * @Green Lantern would find that display erotic but currently can't due to, you know, BEING CRUSHED TO DEATH.
[02:00] <Super Sailor Mercury> Foolish girl. *floats up to the cup*
[02:01] <Super Sailor Mercury> When Usagi-chan took this, she became a Super Sailor Soldier
[02:01] <Super Sailor Mercury> But I already am...
[02:01] * Super Sailor Mars points the arrow up. "So?"
[02:01] <Super Sailor Mercury> Sakura-chan... make it open.
[02:01] * @S.X. Aino hesitates
[02:02] * the mecha squeezes harder
[02:02] <@Super Sailor Uranus> OOW MOTEHRf[BLEEP]k
[02:02] <@Green Lantern> YOU f[BLEEP]kING b[BLEEP]ch
[02:02] <@Green Lantern> SHOT THAT b[BLEEP]ch, REI
[02:02] <@S.X. Aino> ALL RIGHT! ALL RIGHT~! *makes it open*
[02:02] * Super Sailor Mercury is bathed in the light
[02:02] * @S.X. Aino feels her blood starting to boil
[02:03] * @S.X. Aino stops out of self preservation instinct
[02:03] <Super Sailor Mercury> It doesn't ...oh.... doesn't OHH! MATTER! YESSS
[02:03] * Super Sailor Mercury is now known as Eternal Sailor Mercury
[02:04] * the Grail vanishes into Mercury
[02:04] * Eternal Sailor Mercury floats down to the ground
[02:04] <@S.X. Aino> .....................
[02:04] <Super Sailor Mars> Eternal...
[02:04] <@Super Sailor Uranus> Eternal form....?
[02:04] <Super Sailor Mars> But I've seen other eternal senshi...
[02:04] <@Green Lantern> Crazy psycho lady who get horny over power can go Eternal?!
[02:05] <@S.X. Aino> With the power of the fratzing GRAIL behind her
[02:05] <Eternal Sailor Mercury> With this grail I am a match even for Saturn herself at her worst
[02:05] <@Green Lantern> Times like this I wish I had absorbed the Central Power Battery.
[02:05] ☼ Scouter indicates Eternal Sailor Mercury has HP level of 2000!
[02:06] <Eternal Sailor Mercury> /setmp 3000
[02:06] ☼ Scouter indicates Eternal Sailor Mercury has MP level of 3000!
[02:06] <@S.X. Aino> Oh.... fratz
[02:06] * Eternal Sailor Mercury 's ki aura FLARES and DESTROYS the mech
[02:06] <@Green Lantern> She just went SSJ3 on us.
[02:06] * the mech drops them
[02:06] * @Green Lantern falls onto the ground.
[02:07] * @Super Sailor Uranus drops to the ground
[02:07] ☼ Scouter indicates @Super Sailor Uranus has HP and MP levels of 1000 / 1500!!
[02:07] ☼ Scouter indicates @S.X. Aino has HP and MP levels of 1000 / 1500!!
[02:07] ☼ Scouter indicates Super Sailor Mars has HP and MP levels of 1000 / 1500!!
[02:07] <@spiritflame> @Green Lantern: You have MP / HP
[02:07] ☼ Scouter indicates @Green Lantern has HP and MP levels of 1000 / 1500!!
[02:07] * @S.X. Aino is still stuck in her chair
[02:07] * Eternal Sailor Mercury flexes her fist
[02:08] <Eternal Sailor Mercury> Where to begin.
[02:08] * @Green Lantern points at Rei, "She's your oldest friend."
[02:08] [2000 HP / 2100 MP] SPECIAL ATK: Eternal Sailor Mercury Aqua Rhapsody at the Lantern (-900 MP)
[02:08] <@Green Lantern> I volunteer her.
[02:08] <Super Sailor Mars> HEY!
[02:08] [824 HP / 1520 MP ] @Green Lantern has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (176 damage)
[02:08] * @Green Lantern is knocked back by the attack.
[02:08] * Eternal Sailor Mercury smiles brightly "That can be arranged."
[02:09] [2000 HP / 1200 MP] SPECIAL ATK: Eternal Sailor Mercury Shabon Spray Absolute 0 to Rei-chan (-900 MP)
[02:09] [823 HP / 1518 MP ] Super Sailor Mars has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (177 damage)
[02:09] * Super Sailor Mars is blasted back through some lab tables
[02:09] <@Super Sailor Uranus> Aww s[BLEEP]t
[02:09] * @S.X. Aino hastily tries to recall the talismans
[02:10] * @Super Sailor Uranus gets her sword back
[02:10] * Eternal Sailor Mercury is unaffected
[02:10] <@Super Sailor Uranus> ....
[02:10] * @Green Lantern gets back up from where he is, "Well... that was interesting."
[02:11] [2000 HP / 300 MP] SPECIAL ATK: Eternal Sailor Mercury punch to Sakura-chan's pretty little face (-900 MP)
[02:11] [831 HP / 1516 MP ] @S.X. Aino has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (169 damage)
[02:11] * @S.X. Aino is boweled over
[02:11] ☼ Scouter indicates Eternal Sailor Mercury has MP level of 5000!
[02:11] <Super Sailor Mars> .............................
[02:11] <@Green Lantern> Oh that was just wrong!
[02:11] <@Super Sailor Uranus> That was....
[02:12] <@Green Lantern> Kick the s[BLEEP]t out of Rei, sure! But don't beat that pretty face!
[02:12] <@Super Sailor Uranus> EVERYONE HIT HER AT ONCE
[02:12] <@Super Sailor Uranus> /soecial space sword blaster
[02:12] [1000 HP / 600 MP] SPECIAL ATK: @Super Sailor Uranus space sword blaster (-900 MP)
[02:12] [823 HP / 618 MP] SPECIAL ATK: Super Sailor Mars Flame sniper (-900 MP)
[02:12] [831 HP / 616 MP] SPECIAL ATK: @S.X. Aino venus love and beauty shock (-900 MP)
[02:12] [824 HP / 620 MP] SPECIAL ATK: @Green Lantern makes a big laser cannon with his ring and fires it at Ami. (-900 MP)
[02:13] [1737 HP / 5019 MP ] Eternal Sailor Mercury has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (263 damage)
[02:13] [1546 HP / 5030 MP ] Eternal Sailor Mercury has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (191 damage)
[02:13] [1054 HP / 5063 MP ] Eternal Sailor Mercury has taken a CRITICAL HIT from a Special Attack!! (492 damage)
[02:13] [759 HP / 5075 MP ] Eternal Sailor Mercury has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (295 damage)
[02:13] * Eternal Sailor Mercury staggers back, fuku smoking, but still full of energy
[02:14] <Eternal Sailor Mercury> You're all fairly strong
[02:14] <Eternal Sailor Mercury> But not match for me!
[02:14] [759 HP / 4175 MP] SPECIAL ATK: Eternal Sailor Mercury kicks haruka-san out the window (-900 MP)
[02:14] [466 HP / 611 MP ] @Super Sailor Uranus has been STUNNED by a special attack and LOST A TURN! (opponent go TWICE) (534 damage)
[02:14] * @Super Sailor Uranus goes SAILING out the window
[02:15] [759 HP / 3275 MP] SPECIAL ATK: Eternal Sailor Mercury a freexzing goodbye guift (-900 MP)
[02:15] [245 HP / 613 MP ] @Super Sailor Uranus has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (221 damage)
[02:15] <@Green Lantern> Oh f[BLEEP]k.
[02:15] [759 HP / 2375 MP] SPECIAL ATK: Eternal Sailor Mercury and one last parting icy kiss (-900 MP)
[02:15] [-233 HP/ 671 MP] @Super Sailor Uranus has taken a CRITICAL HIT from a Special Attack!! (478 damage)
[02:15] @Super Sailor Uranus has BEEN DEFEATED!!!
[02:15] * @Super Sailor Uranus is hurtling to the ground!
[02:15] <Eternal Sailor Mercury> HARUKA-SAN!!!
[02:16] <Super Sailor Mars> HARUKA-SAN!!!
[02:16] <@Green Lantern> s[BLEEP]t!
[02:16] <@S.X. Aino> HARRY-P!!
[02:16] * @S.X. Aino LASHES OUT with a love-me-chain!
[02:16] * @Super Sailor Uranus is caught
[02:16] <@S.X. Aino> WHEW
[02:17] * @Green Lantern sighs, "Nice catch."
[02:17] <Eternal Sailor Mercury> Uh-Uh-Uh...
[02:17] [759 HP / 1475 MP] SPECIAL ATK: Eternal Sailor Mercury BLASTS SAKURA OUT THE WINDOW TOO (-900 MP)
[02:17] [570 HP / 634 MP ] @S.X. Aino has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (261 damage)
[02:17] * @S.X. Aino goes out!
[02:18] <Eternal Sailor Mercury> heh
[02:18] * @S.X. Aino AND Harry-P are falling!
[02:18] <Eternal Sailor Mercury> What will you do, Lantern?
[02:18] [823 HP / 606 MP] Super Sailor Mars punches Ami (-12 MP)
[02:18] <@Green Lantern> Be right back, frost b[BLEEP]ch.
[02:18] [759 HP / 1465 MP] Eternal Sailor Mercury special Oh, just die Mars. (-10 MP)
[02:19] [759 HP / 565 MP] SPECIAL ATK: Eternal Sailor Mercury Oh, just die Mars. (-900 MP)
[02:19] [530 HP / 607 MP ] Super Sailor Mars has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (293 damage)
[02:19] * @Green Lantern BLASTS out of the hole and flies at highspeed towards Sakura and 'Ruka, trying to catch them.
[02:19] <Super Sailor Mars> I'm... still... here.
[02:19] ☼ Scouter indicates Eternal Sailor Mercury has MP level of 2000!
[02:19] <Eternal Sailor Mercury> not for long.
[02:19] [759 HP / 1100 MP] SPECIAL ATK: Eternal Sailor Mercury Bye-Bye (-900 MP)
[02:19] [502 HP / 608 MP] Super Sailor Mars has been STUNNED and LOST A TURN! (opponent go TWICE) (28 damage)
[02:20] [-90 HP/ 615 MP] Super Sailor Mars has been STUNNED by a special attack and LOST A TURN! (opponent go TWICE) (592 damage)
[02:20] Super Sailor Mars has BEEN DEFEATED!!!
[02:20] * @Green Lantern makes a big green hand and grabs Sakura and 'Ruka with it.
[02:20] * Super Sailor Mars crashes through some tables and chairs and is knocked out cold
[02:20] * @S.X. Aino is caught
[02:20] * @Super Sailor Uranus is caught
[02:21] * Eternal Sailor Mercury pants, knowing she can't do that mana boost again... nto used to the power yet
[02:21] * Eternal Sailor Mercury kicks the prone mars aside
[02:21] <@spiritflame> Eternal Sailor Mercury: You have 1100 MP / 759 HP
[02:21] * Eternal Sailor Mercury waits for the lantern
[02:22] * @Green Lantern lands slowly onto the ground below, lightly placing the two on the sidewalk, and burst back into the air, landing back in the room.
[02:23] <@Green Lantern> Sorry for the delay. Had to do the whole hero thing, you know. Something I heard you used to be fond of.
[02:23] <Eternal Sailor Mercury> You finally return ♡
[02:23] [759 HP / 1093 MP] Eternal Sailor Mercury ice dagger to his chest (-7 MP)
[02:23] [795 HP / 629 MP] @Green Lantern has been HIT!! (29 damage)
[02:24] * @Green Lantern catches the dagger directly into his chest.
[02:24] <@Green Lantern> Motherf[BLEEP]ker that hurts!
[02:24] * Eternal Sailor Mercury smirks darkly.
[02:24] * @Green Lantern rips it out of him and tosses it to the ground.
[02:24] <@Green Lantern> Find that funny? Well laugh at this.
[02:24] * @S.X. Aino starts running back up the stairs
[02:25] [795 HP / 628 MP] @Green Lantern makes a giant boxer glove with the ring and swings it at Ami. (-1 MP)
[02:25] [759 HP / 1094 MP] Eternal Sailor Mercury has DODGED the attack! (0 damage)
[02:25] <Eternal Sailor Mercury> *sidesteps* So clumsy and slow.
[02:25] <@Green Lantern> Well... that could be laughable.
[02:25] <@Green Lantern> I try my best.
[02:26] [759 HP / 194 MP] SPECIAL ATK: Eternal Sailor Mercury shabon spray freeze your blood in your veins (-900 MP)
[02:26] [795 HP / 632 MP ] @Green Lantern has DODGED a special attack! (0 damage)
[02:26] <Eternal Sailor Mercury> ...............
[02:26] * @Green Lantern looks down at his ring, "I love you, baby."
[02:27] <@Green Lantern> SO...
[02:27] * Eternal Sailor Mercury assumes a defensive position
[02:27] [795 HP / 627 MP] @Green Lantern decides to skip the joking around and just flat-out shots her with an energy blast. (-5 MP)
[02:27] [715 HP / 206 MP] Eternal Sailor Mercury has been HIT!! (44 damage)
[02:28] <@Green Lantern> Now THAT was funny. To me. Which only matters.
[02:28] * Eternal Sailor Mercury skids back, her round shoulder pads tore up
[02:28] [715 HP / 185 MP] Eternal Sailor Mercury ice daggers to that c[BLEEP]ky pretty boy face (-21 MP)
[02:28] [795 HP / 629 MP] @Green Lantern has DODGED the attack! (0 damage)
[02:28] <Eternal Sailor Mercury> ....................................
[02:28] * @Green Lantern moved out of the way a split-second before being hit.
[02:29] <@Green Lantern> Could you PLEASE not hurt the merchandise?!
[02:29] <@Green Lantern> Man you're so cold.
[02:29] * @S.X. Aino is on the 10th floor bounding up the stairs
[02:29] [795 HP / 611 MP] @Green Lantern tries to smack Ami aside with a giant green fist. (-18 MP)
[02:30] [681 HP / 201 MP] Eternal Sailor Mercury has been HIT!! (34 damage)
[02:30] * Eternal Sailor Mercury wheels around from the slap!
[02:30] <@Green Lantern> Guess I don't know my own strength.
[02:30] [681 HP / 183 MP] Eternal Sailor Mercury concentrated blizzard to freeze his head (-18 MP)
[02:30] [793 HP / 621 MP] @Green Lantern has BLOCKED the attack! (2 damage)
[02:31] <Eternal Sailor Mercury> ......
[02:31] * Eternal Sailor Mercury JUMPS out the window
[02:31] * @Green Lantern keeps up his protective field.
[02:31] <Eternal Sailor Mercury> ANOTHER TIME LANTERN
[02:31] <@Green Lantern> HEY!
[02:31] <@Green Lantern> OH YOU CHEATING b[BLEEP]ch!
[02:31] *** Eternal Sailor Mercury [] has quit IRC (Now I have the grail I will only get stronger! YES! YES! YESSS!)
[02:31] * @Green Lantern races over to the window to see where she went.
[02:32] * @S.X. Aino bursts in the room
[02:32] * Eternal Sailor Mercury is utterly gone
[02:32] <@S.X. Aino> Where'd she go where'd she go?
[02:32] <Super Sailor Mars> Ugh....
[02:32] * @Green Lantern pulls his head out from the window and looks at Sakura, "I wish I had a witty remark for this but I don't. The b[BLEEP]ch jumped the boat."
[02:33] <@S.X. Aino> Arrghs
[02:33] <@S.X. Aino> We;ll track her down.
[02:33] *** SYSTEM ANNOUNCE - There is a HUGE explosion from Azabu-Juuban ***
[02:33] <@Green Lantern> Damn right we were. Both of us were a decent match for each other but she HAD to run away.
[02:34] <@Green Lantern> ...god doesn't that girl know how to HIDE.
[02:34] <Super Sailor Mars> That explosion...
[02:34] <@S.X. Aino> That was Venus energy.
[02:34] <@Green Lantern> ...dammit.
[02:34] <@S.X. Aino> We gotta go.
[02:35] <@Green Lantern> Yeah.
[02:35] <@S.X. Aino> Shinji make the invisible jet quick!
[02:35] * @Green Lantern just STARES at Sakura while pointing his ring out the window and making a *green* invisible jet.
[02:36] <@S.X. Aino> Okee if it's invisivble how do we know it's green
[02:36] <Super Sailor Mars> Sakura-chan shut up :P
[02:36] * Super Sailor Mars gets in
[02:36] <@Green Lantern> It's not really all that invisible... just assume it is.
[02:36] <@S.X. Aino> I think you're sitting on the latrine q
[02:36] <Super Sailor Mars> SHUT UP
[02:36] <@Green Lantern> And YOU can fly. =P
[02:36] * @S.X. Aino climbs in
[02:37] * @Green Lantern jumps into the Not-So-Green-Invisible Jet.
[02:37] * @S.X. Aino grabs the controls
[02:37] * @S.X. Aino flies it while thinking in russian back to the house
[02:37] <@Super Sailor Uranus> ......
[02:37] <@Super Sailor Uranus> YOU f[BLEEP]kERS LEFT ME BEHIND
[02:37] *** the house
[02:39] * C'est_la_V is now known as Super Sailor Venus
[02:39] * Sailor Saturn is now known as Super Sailor Saturn
[02:39] ☼ Scouter indicates Super Sailor Saturn has HP and MP levels of 1000 / 1500!!
[02:40] ☼ Scouter indicates Super Sailor Venus has HP and MP levels of 1000 / 1500!!
[02:40] * @Dr_Xadium is watching from a distance
[02:40] * @S.X. Aino walks over to pop
[02:41] <@S.X. Aino> Hey, pop.
[02:41] * @S.X. Aino sees the arataka in its new sheath.
[02:41] * @Green Lantern follows shortly behind.
[02:41] <@Dr_Xadium> Ahh, this is yours, I think.
[02:41] <@S.X. Aino> Hold onto it for one more day. ^_^
[02:41] <@Dr_Xadium> All right.
[02:42] * @spiritflame watches as well
[02:42] <@S.X. Aino> So it's that time.
[02:42] <@S.X. Aino> Mom will either win or lose.
[02:42] <@Dr_Xadium> She'll win. She always does.
[02:42] <@S.X. Aino> ...
[02:43] * @S.X. Aino goes inside.
[02:43] <Super Sailor Venus> Hotaru-chan, I don't want to fight you.
[02:43] <Super Sailor Saturn> Then say no.
[02:43] <Super Sailor Saturn> Stay with us, with your family.
[02:44] <Super Sailor Venus> I have a job to do...
[02:44] <Super Sailor Mars> And it's gotten worse. Ami-chan took the grail. She's ETERNAL senshi now.
[02:44] <Super Sailor Venus> You see, I can't stay.

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[02:52] * Super Sailor Saturn holds out her glaive
[02:53] <Super Sailor Saturn> It's Time, sempai. Time for you to tell them no.
[02:53] <Super Sailor Venus> Hotaru-chan... I don't want to fight you.
[02:54] <Super Sailor Saturn> Are you really intent on going through with this, Sempai?
[02:54] <Super Sailor Venus> Usagi-chan needs me.
[02:54] <@Dr_Xadium> I... need you.
[02:54] <@Dr_Xadium> Here.
[02:54] <Super Sailor Venus> X-chan...
[02:55] <Super Sailor Saturn> Sempai if I have to do you violence...
[02:55] * Super Sailor Saturn is now known as FireFly_9
[02:55] <FireFly_9> I can't.
[02:55] * Super Sailor Venus is now known as C'est_la_V
[02:55] <C'est_la_V> I know.
[02:55] <C'est_la_V> But I have to go..
[02:56] <C'est_la_V> X-chan...
[02:56] * @S.X. Aino coughs
[02:56] <@S.X. Aino> How are you gentlemen.
[02:56] <C'est_la_V> Sakura-chan?
[02:56] * @S.X. Aino is biting her lower lip.
[02:57] <@S.X. Aino> I had to umm.... had to umm check something.
[02:57] <@Dr_Xadium> Sakura, what's wrong?
[02:57] * @S.X. Aino hugs pop.
[02:57] <@Dr_Xadium> ?
[02:58] * @S.X. Aino SQUEEZES pop.
[02:58] <@Dr_Xadium> What is it?
[02:58] <@S.X. Aino> Hotaru-P, all this drama... it's for nothing.
[02:58] <FireFly_9> Serenity was lying?
[02:58] <@Green Lantern> ...?
[02:59] <@S.X. Aino> No, no, near as I can figure there is big bad mojo coming down the line from a millennia henc...
[02:59] <@S.X. Aino> and that's ironically why this whole battle of yours is moot.
[02:59] <@Green Lantern> Then why is this for nothing?
[02:59] <FireFly_9> What do you mean?
[03:00] * @S.X. Aino puts an arm around pop.
[03:00] <@S.X. Aino> Hotaru-P, you're doing this to keep mom's family together, yeahs?
[03:01] <FireFly_9> Yes.
[03:01] <@S.X. Aino> But aside from me... Mom has no family here.
[03:01] <@Dr_Xadium> ....
[03:01] <@Green Lantern> What?!
[03:01] <@S.X. Aino> Well she does, but she don't. It's.... complifiigerated.
[03:02] <@Green Lantern> Think you could complifiigerated it?
[03:02] <@Dr_Xadium> Sakura, what do you mean?
[03:02] <@S.X. Aino> Pop, do you remember when you came out of the realm of Jedda Rain... and you felt different.
[03:02] <@S.X. Aino> You were able to pull out a Soul Slayer, you seemed to regenerate.
[03:03] <@S.X. Aino> and I said I didn't remember you ever doing this?
[03:03] <@Dr_Xadium> Yes.
[03:03] <@spiritflame> the world tree split in twain
[03:03] * @Green Lantern briefly glances at
[03:04] <@S.X. Aino> Something that will happen in the future, probably as the outcome of our run-in with Endymion... something blasts a wave effect through time
[03:04] * @spiritflame regards the lantern
[03:04] <@S.X. Aino> And... it shot back even as far as jedda rain
[03:04] <C'est_la_V> I don't follow...
[03:05] <@S.X. Aino> Yeah you do. You noticed how different pop's been lately. Martial. Magical.
[03:05] <@S.X. Aino> A complete regenerative divergence from the man we know.
[03:05] <@Dr_Xadium> What are you saying? I'm me!
[03:05] <@S.X. Aino> Yes, you are. But you're also not.
[03:06] <@S.X. Aino> About that time 3 weeks ago...
[03:06] <@S.X. Aino> When you were crossing from Jedda's plane to ours, at that exact moment, the time wave hit.
[03:06] <@spiritflame> split in twain
[03:07] <@S.X. Aino> Your timeline cracked in 2 paths.
[03:07] <@S.X. Aino> One path, the one that leads to *me*, the one that is walked by the old you, that path led to you still being trapped in Jedda's had.
[03:07] <@S.X. Aino> the other path had you escape.
[03:08] <@S.X. Aino> Leading to you.
[03:08] <@Green Lantern> "The world tree split in twain."
[03:08] <@S.X. Aino> He who is but isn't my pop because you will neevr give rise to me.
[03:08] <@Dr_Xadium> ..................................................................
[03:09] <@S.X. Aino> Only three weeks separates the two of you now, but with every passing day you grow further and further apart.
[03:09] <C'est_la_V> ...............I sort of knew something was wrong... no, not wrong... just different...
[03:09] * @Dr_Xadium just sits down.
[03:09] <FireFly_9> I don't... quite understand.
[03:10] <@S.X. Aino> Like that Star Trek episode where Riker beams up but the beams is copied and beamed back down. There are two of him, identical in every way until that one point and they start leading different lives.
[03:10] <C'est_la_V> So this isn't my X-chan??
[03:11] <@S.X. Aino> He is, but with 3 weeks of other memories and a new persona. The one you know is probably out there in Jedda's plenum or escaped....
[03:11] <@S.X. Aino> ...the one you have to find to make me.
[03:11] <@Green Lantern> What now?
[03:11] <C'est_la_V> ......
[03:11] <@Dr_Xadium> What indeed.
[03:11] * C'est_la_V looks to X-chan.
[03:12] <@Green Lantern> That's just...
[03:12] <C'est_la_V> I don't know what to say...
[03:12] <@Green Lantern> Oh my god.
[03:12] <FireFly_9> *dimly* Thank you, Joey Styles.
[03:13] <FireFly_9> Sempai: Regardless. This still means you can't leave. You have to find him.
[03:13] * C'est_la_V goes near to X-chan-notX-chan-but-still-X-chan
[03:13] <@S.X. Aino> Thaaaat's cumbersome.
[03:14] <C'est_la_V> - Sakura-chan -
[03:14] <@S.X. Aino> Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
[03:14] * C'est_la_V sits near X-chan. "Gomen Nasai..."
[03:14] <@Dr_Xadium> Do... what you were going to do in the first place, Mina...ko.
[03:15] * C'est_la_V smacks him
[03:15] <C'est_la_V> Don't treat me like a stranger all of a sudden!!
[03:15] * @Dr_Xadium hangs his head
[03:15] * @S.X. Aino runs over and huggles pop
[03:15] <@S.X. Aino> You're still my pop, just slightly divergent XD
[03:16] <@Green Lantern> Echoing their words, you're still the same person. Just more Kung-Fu Action Grip than the other.
[03:16] <@S.X. Aino> Past--potential-pop-probably-probabalistically-placed-out-of-parental-potentiality!!
[03:17] * @Dr_Xadium smiles weakly.
[03:17] * C'est_la_V huggles not-the-quite-right-X-chan
[03:17] <C'est_la_V> Gomen ne...
[03:17] * C'est_la_V pulls out a small piece of paper
[03:17] * FireFly_9 can't watch this.
[03:17] <Super Sailor Mars> ....
[03:18] * Super Sailor Mars sits next to hotaru-chan
[03:18] * Super Sailor Mars is now known as flame_SNIPER
[03:18] * C'est_la_V hands X-chan the paper she had written for a different reason but the same purpose.
[03:19] * @Dr_Xadium observes it.
[03:19] <-The Paper> Our love is too strong, koibito, that's the sorrow
[03:19] <-The Paper> If you died I would bleed each and every tomorrow
[03:19] <-The Paper> maybe see you in 2165
[03:20] <FireFly_9> Mikaduri Han...
[03:22] <@S.X. Aino> Shouldn't that be three and a half lines?
[03:22] <FireFly_9> And given from a man to a woman...
[03:22] * C'est_la_V snatches the paper back and scribbes
[03:23] <C'est_la_V> I'm sorry, I love you very much
[03:23] <C'est_la_V> But you're not the same man I married
[03:23] <C'est_la_V> He's probably lost alone and starving
[03:23] <C'est_la_V> I need to save the idiot
[03:24] * C'est_la_V hands it back
[03:24] * @Dr_Xadium smiles despite himself
[03:24] <@S.X. Aino> *whisper* actually he is the same man you married
[03:24] * @Green Lantern is tempted to point out that it's four lines but won't.
[03:24] <C'est_la_V> Moh~!
[03:24] * @Green Lantern is now known as Shinji Ikari
[03:25] <FireFly_9> Three and one-half.
[03:25] * C'est_la_V kisses X-chan on the cheek.
[03:25] <C'est_la_V> Gomen.
[03:25] * @Shinji Ikari notices his mistake.
[03:25] * @Dr_Xadium starts to pull off his gold band. He does, and hands it to her. "This belongs to... him, not me... I suppose."
[03:25] * C'est_la_V stops him.
[03:26] <C'est_la_V> give it to someone nice. Or just remember me.
[03:26] <FireFly_9> Sempai, are you still leaving?
[03:26] <C'est_la_V> For a little while. I have to find him.
[03:26] <flame_SNIPER> YOU CAN'T JUST GO
[03:27] <flame_SNIPER> WE NEED YOU
[03:27] <C'est_la_V> So does he! I can't abandon him!
[03:27] <@Shinji Ikari> Guess which obligation is more important~
[03:27] <C'est_la_V> What the HELL am I fighting for if not my family!
[03:27] <FireFly_9> Right!
[03:28] * C'est_la_V hugs poor s[BLEEP]t-out-of-luck X-chan "Even this baka is still my family, just not like before!"
[03:28] <@S.X. Aino> Aww he's still my pop, what's a little dimensional distance between pals?
[03:29] <@Dr_Xadium> But if time is splitting won't there be consequences beyond just.... this....
[03:29] <@S.X. Aino> Where there was one road, there's now two.
[03:29] <@S.X. Aino> You are on one side, we are on the other.
[03:29] <@Shinji Ikari> Makes life more exciting now, doesn't it?
[03:30] <@S.X. Aino> Our future is known. The Imperium, the Tairon, Doom, Gloom, KaBoom
[03:30] <@S.X. Aino> You've got a new row to hoe....
[03:30] <@S.X. Aino> and Hell I might even interfere too! XD
[03:31] * @Dr_Xadium chuckles a little.
[03:31] <C'est_la_V> Ne, besides! If we can beat up Endymion...
[03:31] * C'est_la_V chuckles darkly
[03:31] <C'est_la_V> - I've ALWAYS wanted to do that -
[03:31] <C'est_la_V> Maybe we dont' have to have this hellish future!
[03:32] <@S.X. Aino> Actually I think the Endymion thing is on that side of the crack too...
[03:32] <@Shinji Ikari> I'm always up for participating, watching, or simply hearing about violent actions taken against Mamoru!
[03:32] <C'est_la_V> Well we still have to clean it up!
[03:32] <FireFly_9> Heh.
[03:33] <@S.X. Aino> Tomorrow then! We take the fight to the King of the Earth!
[03:33] <@Shinji Ikari> Hear hear!
[03:33] <C'est_la_V> And then I'll go find MY X-chan!!
[03:33] <@Dr_Xadium> ...yaay...
[03:33] <C'est_la_V> Oh don't be jealous of yourself X-chan...
[03:34] <@Dr_Xadium> :P
[03:34] <@Shinji Ikari> Don't worry, Xad. You still got your friends. No matter how psychotic we are.
[03:34] <@S.X. Aino> Welcome to temporal physics 202! Wait, that's not my husband! XD
[03:34] <@Dr_Xadium> Sakura :P
[03:34] <@S.X. Aino> Hee~
[03:34] *** @S.X. Aino [user-999who@TARDIS6787.panopticon7.gallifrey.sen] has quit IRC (cya around pop)
[03:35] <@Shinji Ikari> You got your temporal duplicate in my soup~
[03:35] * FireFly_9 pats Xadium-san on the back. "Modern relationships are so complicated."
[03:35] <@Dr_Xadium> Ugh.
[03:35] *** FireFly_9 [] has quit IRC (The Sound of Silence is Truly deafening)
[03:35] * C'est_la_V kisses X-chan behind the ear. "Bye."
[03:36] *** C'est_la_V [] has quit IRC (I'm still your friend!!)
[03:36] <flame_SNIPER> *eyetwitch*
[03:36] <@Shinji Ikari> I'm not going to kiss you but I AM your friend still.
[03:36] * @Shinji Ikari gives Xadium a manly hug.
[03:36] *** flame_SNIPER [ofuda@hikawajinja-motoazabu.or.ct] has quit IRC (the end of the f[BLEEP]king world and they're treating it like a picnic)
[03:37] <@Dr_Xadium> Shinji... thank you.
[03:37] *** @Dr_Xadium [user-19fasjd@TARDIS14356.panopticon.gallifrey.sen] has quit IRC (...for not kissing me.)
[03:37] *** @Shinji Ikari has left #suburbansenshi3 (You're lucky I don't swing that way~ =P)
[03:38] <@Super Sailor Uranus> ....
[03:38] <@Super Sailor Uranus> YOU f[BLEEP]kERS LEFT ME BEHIND!!!
[03:38] <@Super Sailor Uranus> So what happened
[03:38] <@Super Sailor Uranus> Was there a fight
[03:38] <@Super Sailor Uranus> Hello
[03:38] <@Super Sailor Uranus> Moshi Moshi~
[03:38] *** @Super Sailor Uranus [] has quit IRC (Connection Reset by Beer)
[03:42] <@spiritflame> ? I can't tell if you're the same person i know, ?
[03:42] <@spiritflame> ? but there could never be a replacement for you, ?
[03:43] <@spiritflame> ? Don't ever wither, ?
[03:43] <@spiritflame> ? you lone flower. ?
[03:43] <@spiritflame> ? Bathing just perfectly in the light, ?
[03:44] <@spiritflame> ? it's almost as if you've blossomed from it. ?
[03:44] <@spiritflame> ? all the emotions you've spread over the land... ?
[03:44] <@spiritflame> ? Let them out! ?
[03:44] <@spiritflame> ? I can't tell if you're the same person i know, ?
[03:45] <@spiritflame> ? but up till now, and from now on, ?
[03:45] <@spiritflame> /sig even if i made enemies
[03:45] <@spiritflame> ? even if i made enemies ?
[03:45] <@spiritflame> ? with everyone other than you... ?
[03:45] <@spiritflame> ? Even if that day came, ?
[03:45] <@spiritflame> ? i'll always protect you, so do not lose, ?
[03:45] <@spiritflame> ? you lone flower. ?


This scene was from when the random battle system totally failed and so the fight between Venus and Saturn could not occur, leeading to the expository resolution. (What, did you think I made up the fight results?)
[02:45] ☼ Scouter indicates Super Sailor Saturn has HP and MP levels of 1000 / 1500!!
[02:45] ☼ Scouter indicates Super Sailor Venus has HP and MP levels of 1000 / 1500!!
[02:45] <Super Sailor Saturn> ahem.
[02:45] ☼ Scouter indicates Super Sailor Saturn has HP and MP levels of 1000 / 1500!!
[02:45] [ HP / 600 MP] SPECIAL ATK: Super Sailor Saturn SILENCE GLAIE SURPRISE (-900 MP)
[02:46] [465 HP / 47 MP ] Super Sailor Venus has been STUNNED by a special attack and LOST A TURN! (opponent go TWICE) (535 damage)
[02:46] <@Green Lantern> Whoa.
[02:46] ☼ Scouter indicates Super Sailor Venus has HP and MP levels of 1000 / 1500!!
[02:46] <@spiritflame> Super Sailor Venus: You have 1500 MP / 1000 HP
[02:47] ☼ Scouter indicates Super Sailor Saturn has HP and MP levels of 1000 / 1500!!
[02:47] <@spiritflame> Super Sailor Saturn: You have 1500 MP / HP
[02:47] ☼ Scouter indicates Super Sailor Saturn has MP level of 1500!
[02:47] <@spiritflame> Super Sailor Saturn: You have 1500 MP / HP
[02:47] <Super Sailor Saturn> ...
[02:47] ☼ Scouter indicates Super Sailor Saturn has MP level of 1500!
[02:48] <@spiritflame> Super Sailor Saturn: You have 1500 MP / HP
[02:48] ☼ Scouter indicates has HP level of 1000!
[02:48] ☼ Scouter indicates Super Sailor Saturn has HP level of 1000!
[02:48] <@spiritflame> Super Sailor Saturn: You have MP / 1000 HP
[02:48] <Super Sailor Saturn> WHAT THE f[BLEEP]k IS THIS s[BLEEP]t
[02:48] <@Green Lantern> ....
[02:48] <Super Sailor Saturn> I'm not f[BLEEP]king paid enough for this f[BLEEP]king bulls[BLEEP]t
[02:49] <Super Sailor Saturn> f[BLEEP]k
[02:49] <Super Sailor Saturn> I want more money and a bigger trailer now or I walk
[02:49] <@Green Lantern> get paid?
[02:49] <Super Sailor Saturn> f[BLEEP]king ratass bulls[BLEEP]t crap
[02:49] <Super Sailor Saturn> /em lights up a smoke
[02:49] * Super Sailor Saturn smokes
[02:49] <@Green Lantern> Behind The Scenes: Suburban Senshi.
[02:50] <Super Sailor Saturn> f[BLEEP]king arseholes man
[02:50] <Super Sailor Saturn> the lot of 'em
[02:50] <@spiritflame> Super Sailor Saturn: You have MP / 1000 HP
[02:50] ☼ Scouter indicates Super Sailor Saturn has MP level of 1500!
[02:50] <@spiritflame> Super Sailor Saturn: You have 1500 MP / HP
[02:50] ☼ Scouter indicates @Green Lantern has HP and MP levels of 1000 / 1500!!
[02:50] <Super Sailor Saturn> FOOKING s[BLEEP]t
[02:51] <Super Sailor Saturn> Aye kanna believe this FOOKING s[BLEEP]t
[02:51] ☼ Scouter indicates Super Sailor Saturn has HP and MP levels of 1000 / 1500!!
[02:51] <@Green Lantern> Blame the studio heads.
[02:51] <@spiritflame> Super Sailor Saturn: You have 1500 MP / HP
[02:51] <Super Sailor Saturn> Oh I do mate, I do.
[02:51] <Super Sailor Saturn> Oy'm gonan fooking kick dere sorry arses
[02:52] <@Green Lantern> Cheap ba[BLEEP]rds.
[02:52] <@S.X. Aino> ....
[02:52] <Super Sailor Saturn> ahem.
[02:52] * @Green Lantern coughs