#916: “Sir Spamalot”

[07:12] *** Thu Dec 08 2005 - LOGGING START ***
[07:12] *** Now talking in #suburbansenshi
[07:12] <Thundr_Dragon> Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrh
[07:12] <flame_SNIPER> Something wrong, Mako-chan?
[07:13] <Thundr_Dragon> Yeah
[07:13] <Thundr_Dragon> I decided to check up on my email now that I'm back in the past
[07:15] <flame_SNIPER> And? Did you get a letter from your sempai?
[07:15] <flame_SNIPER> Or some kind of braggarty from Haruka-san? I know I got several messages from her saying how easily we'd all "go down"
[07:16] <Mizunomics01> I had assumed those were some kind of social invitation to mating.
[07:16] <Thundr_Dragon> Ami-chan, honestly ^_^;;
[07:16] <Mizunomics01> What
[07:16] * C'est_la_V facepalms
[07:17] <C'est_la_V> So what did you get in your E-mail, Mako-chan?
[07:17] <Thundr_Dragon> I'll show you
[07:18] <Thundr_Dragon> I mean I knew something was off when I saw the subject line
[07:19] <Thundr_Dragon>“ FROM UDAY SADAM <udaysaddam35@hotmail.com>”
[07:19] <C'est_la_V> ....
[07:19] <flame_SNIPER> The son of Dictator Saddam Hussein?
[07:19] <Mizunomics01> Was he not killed in a bombing raid?
[07:20] <=^catablanca^=> ...
[07:20] <=^catablanca^=> Uday has hotmail?
[07:20] <C'est_la_V> THAT'S WHAT I'M THINKING, ARTEMIS!
[07:20] <Mizunomics01> Do you think, Minako-chan? Do you?
[07:20] <C'est_la_V> Nandatto.
[07:21] <Mizunomics01> Nothing, nothing.
[07:21] <Thundr_Dragon> I thought it was wierd to get mail from a dead guy
[07:21] <Thundr_Dragon> But worse than that he started asking em for things
[07:21] <C'est_la_V> He wanted pictures of you?
[07:22] <flame_SNIPER> Why would A DEAD man want pictures of Mako-chan?
[07:22] <Mizunomics01> - No one ever wants pictures of me -
[07:23] <Thundr_Dragon>“ ATTN SIR; MY NAME IS UDAY SADAM HUSSIEN, THE SON OF THE FORMER PRESIDENT OF IRAQ. ”
[07:23] <=^catablanca^=> Sir.
[07:23] <Thundr_Dragon> Man, I know I'm a little tomboyish but that hurts
[07:23] <flame_SNIPER> A little? a LITTLE?
[07:24] <flame_SNIPER> Wasn't the first thing you did on coming back to the past going down to Ichinohashi Park and "pwning" the local high school kids in Basketball?
[07:24] <Thundr_Dragon> ^_^;;
[07:24] <C'est_la_V> Why does Sadam write in all CAPS?
[07:25] <Mizunomics01> The bombing must have damaged his keyboard.
[07:25] <C'est_la_V> oh
[07:26] <Thundr_Dragon> ♦ PLEASE I NEED A HELP FROM YOU , I HAVE BEEN LIVING IN A LIVE WITHOUT FREEDOM DUE TO MY FATHERS” WICKADE ACT TO MY COUNTRY PEOPLE, MY ELDER BROTHER HAS RAN TO SERIA ON AN EXILE TO LIVE HIS LIVE THERE BUT, I AM IN IRAN NOW, BUT I DON’T HAVE FREEDOM, I WANT TO SEE HOW I CAN LIVE HERE TO WHERE I CAN GO FROM HERE AND LEAVE MY LIVE THE WAY OTHERS DO.
[07:26] <flame_SNIPER> Seria? Is that Serbia?
[07:27] <C'est_la_V> Wasn't "Living in a live without freedom" a James Bond film?
[07:27] <Mizunomics01> _James Bondage_, Minako-chan
[07:28] <flame_SNIPER> Ami-chan...
[07:28] <C'est_la_V> ^_^;;
[07:28] <=^catablanca^=> Oh man, you've gotten worse with that stuff over time
[07:29] <flame_SNIPER> "I WANT TO SEE HOW I CAN LIVE HERE TO WHERE I CAN GO FROM HERE AND LEAVE MY LIVE THE WAY OTHERS DO. "
[07:29] <flame_SNIPER> How to "leave" your life? You mean DIE
[07:29] <flame_SNIPER> Wander into Baghdad, that can be easily taken care of
[07:31] <Thundr_Dragon>“ I HAVE THE SUM OF $61M SIXTY ONE MILLION DOLLARS IN THE TREDA BANK OF IRAQ 608 Al- YARMOUK DISTRICT, ST.No.BAGHDAD THE MANAGER DIRECTOR WAS THE ONE THAT HELPED MY ELDER BROTHER TO SEND OUT THE SUM OF ($800M ) EIGHT HUNDRED MILLION DOLLARS TO SERIA BUT,HE SAID HE CAN NOT ASSIST ME TO SEND IT TO SERIA DUE TO THE WAY THE US GOVERNMENT AND SOLDIERS ARE WATCHING IN SERIA. ”
[07:31] <Mizunomics01> In seria things happen in seria because we are in seria and did I mention seria is the place where I am talking about
[07:32] <flame_SNIPER> WHERE the HELL is SERIA?
[07:32] <=^catablanca^=> I think he means "Syria," Rei
[07:33] <C'est_la_V> How come all these ba[BLEEP]rds end up having millions and millions of dollars??
[07:33] <Thundr_Dragon> I KNOW
[07:33] <Thundr_Dragon>“ HE ASKED ME TO PROVIDE ANYBODY THAT CAN STAND AS THE RIGHTFUL OWNER OF THE MONEY .NAME AND ADDRESS WHERE HE CAN TRANSFER THIS MONEY FOR ME, THAT WAY,SOTHAT NOBODY WILL FIND OUT THE OWNER OF THE MONEY. SO THAT HE CAN SEND OUT THE MONEY FROM IRAQ TO ANY COUNTRY THAT IS NOT SERIA. ”
[07:34] <=^catablanca^=> Any country
[07:34] <=^catablanca^=> like ANTARCTICA!
[07:34] <Mizunomics01> I wonder how long postal delivery times to the continent of Antarctica are
[07:35] <Thundr_Dragon>“ SIR, I NEED A MAN OF INTERGRITY THAT WILL NOT BE SCARED OF ME BECAUSE OF MY FATHERS’ WICKADENESS. ”
[07:35] <flame_SNIPER> I despise the wickadeness of men
[07:35] <C'est_la_V> Wickade sounds like some kind of Gatorade
[07:35] <Mizunomics01> I haven't had a need for Gatorade in so many years
[07:36] <Thundr_Dragon> I drink it all the time!
[07:36] <C'est_la_V> ^_^;;
[07:36] <Thundr_Dragon> What?
[07:36] <=^catablanca^=> neeevermind
[07:37] <Thundr_Dragon>“ I AM NOT LIKE MY FATHER, MY FATHER IS A MAN WITHOUT CONSCIENCE. , PLEASE SIR, IF YOU CAN ASSIST ME, BELIEVE ME, YOU WILL NOT REGRET IT, PLEASE DO ME THIS FAVOUR SO THAT I CAN LIVE A LIVE OF FREEDOM AND LIKE OTHERS LIVE THEIR LIVES IN THE WORLD ,”
[07:37] <C'est_la_V> Live a live of freedom!!
[07:38] <flame_SNIPER> Sounds like one of Usagi-chan's jikoshoukai speeches before battle ><
[07:38] <C'est_la_V> - I started that trend -
[07:38] <flame_SNIPER> AND THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR IT
[07:39] <C'est_la_V> Oh like you NEVER made the speeches, Rei-chan!
[07:39] <flame_SNIPER> Sure I do but I never went ON AND ON AND ON
[07:39] <C'est_la_V> "In high heels I will punish you??"
[07:39] <flame_SNIPER> ... ehehehehe
[07:40] <Mizunomics01> Someone was feeling liberated...
[07:40] <flame_SNIPER> LOOK WHO'S TALKING
[07:40] <flame_SNIPER> FOR SUCH a QUIET one you certainly are the most "LIBERATED"
[07:40] <Mizunomics01> Why I don't know what you mean, Rei-chan.
[07:41] <Thundr_Dragon>“ ,I WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT I WILL NOT SEND IT OUT WITH MY NAME FOR ECURITY REASONS, BUT THE BANK MANAGER WILL SEND IT OUT WITH HIS OWN NAME, YOU KNOW THAT I DON’T HAVE FREEDOM , THAT IS WHY, I WILL LEAVE HERE IMMIDIATELY YOU RECEIVE THE MONEY OK? ”
[07:41] <=^catablanca^=> "E-Curity" Sounds like the perfect name for a dot.bomb setup
[07:42] * Mizunomics01 sends an email back to Mizunomics HQ to patent that term
[07:42] <Mizunomics01> Uday Hussien will make me a richer woman
[07:43] <flame_SNIPER> Coming from YOU that sounded like a bad Romance Fantasy manga line.
[07:43] <Thundr_Dragon> lol
[07:43] <Mizunomics01> ....
[07:43] <flame_SNIPER> "Oh! UDAY! You make me a *richer* woman for your love..."
[07:43] <Mizunomics01> .............
[07:44] <Mizunomics01> Don't be jealous because I own half the Earth, Rei-chan.
[07:44] <C'est_la_V> Only half now??
[07:44] <Mizunomics01> The UN has been problematic.
[07:44] <Mizunomics01> - But my Gundanium Mecha will see to them -
[07:45] <Mizunomics01> - Oh yes -
[07:45] <Thundr_Dragon> ....
[07:45] <=^catablanca^=> eheeh ^_^;; same old Ami-chan
[07:48] <Thundr_Dragon>“ THAT IS WHY, I WILL LEAVE HERE IMMIDIATELY YOU RECEIVE THE MONEY OK? ”
[07:48] <C'est_la_V> ok
[07:48] <flame_SNIPER> A Genki Uday
[07:48] <Mizunomics01> Frightening.
[07:49] <Thundr_Dragon>“ ALL I NEED FROM YOU IS YOUR NAME------------------------------------------------------ ”
[07:49] <C'est_la_V> Seymour Butts
[07:50] <=^catablanca^=> IP Freely?
[07:50] <Mizunomics01> INTELLECTUAL PROERTY SHOULD NEVER BE FREE!!!
[07:50] <=^catablanca^=> ...
[07:51] <Thundr_Dragon>“ TELEPHONE------------------------------------------------------- ”
[07:53] <flame_SNIPER> 911
[07:53] <Mizunomics01> 555-1212
[07:55] <Thundr_Dragon>“ YOUR CONTACT ADDRESS----------------------------------- ”
[07:55] <flame_SNIPER> Hikawa Jinja, Moto-Azabu Juuban
[07:55] <C'est_la_V> Ano... your grandfather lost the shrine...
[07:55] <flame_SNIPER> Oh we have it back now.
[07:55] <C'est_la_V> How??
[07:56] <flame_SNIPER> First thing I did upon coming back was go see that worthless politican father of mine
[08:00] <flame_SNIPER> Ami-chan's photoshopped pictures of him and the mayor were quite useful
[08:00] <Thundr_Dragon> I still don't want to know where she got the basis for that
[08:00] <Mizunomics01> My collection is extensive.
[08:00] <flame_SNIPER> WE KNOW
[08:01] <Thundr_Dragon>“ YOUR AGE---------------------------------------------------------- ”
[08:03] <C'est_la_V> Ano.... Am I 27 or 157?
[08:03] <flame_SNIPER> Time Travel makes my head hurt
[08:03] <Thundr_Dragon>“ YOUR SEX AND MARRITAL STATUS---------------------- ”
[08:04] <C'est_la_V> Lots!!
[08:04] <Mizunomics01> - Single you ba[BLEEP]rd -
[08:04] <flame_SNIPER> ....
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[08:05] <Thundr_Dragon> Ami-chan.... really
[08:05] <Thundr_Dragon>“ LOOKING FORWARD TO HEARING FROM YOU SOON SINCERELY, UDAY HUSSIEN ”
[08:05] <flame_SNIPER> I feel so much better knowing that UDAY HUSSSEIN is looking FORWARD to hearing from me
[08:08] <=^catablanca^=> Luna sent her divorce papers with that as the closing salutation ><
[08:10] <flame_SNIPER> Heh, I remember when Diana was born and Chibiusa-chan screwed up the Materniry test
[08:10] <=^catablanca^=> Can we not go there, please
[08:10] <C'est_la_V> Poor Artemis...
[08:10] <=^catablanca^=> How is Diana, anyway?
[08:11] <flame_SNIPER> She and Momoko-chan are busy with their own line of Teen Fashion clothes "Le Provocatuer"
[08:11] <=^catablanca^=> Ergh
[08:11] <Thundr_Dragon> It makes any 11 year old look 19
[08:11] <Thundr_Dragon> Clothes for the lolicon set
[08:12] <=^catablanca^=> Oh MAn.
[08:12] <C'est_la_V> I'll Bet it was Chibiusa-chan who gave them the idea...
[08:12] <flame_SNIPER> Do you have to bet?
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[08:12] <@spiritflame> Irasshai @SpeedRcrX
[08:13] <@SpeedRcrX> outers r gonna kick ur asses
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[08:13] <flame_SNIPER> AS IF, YOU BEER-SWILLING LAZY-ASS
[08:13] <Thundr_Dragon> Yeah, bring it!
[08:14] <C'est_la_V> Haruka-san, you won't get your way this time!!
[08:14] <flame_SNIPER> Actually... when has she ever really gotten her way at all?
[08:14] <C'est_la_V> Ask Michiru-san about that
[08:14] <Thundr_Dragon> Ughhgh...
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