Suburban Senshi IRC Chat #904: “When the Mice are away the Cats will Play”
#904: “When the Mice are away the Cats will Play”

[14:11] * C'est_la_V remembers when she asked Rei-chan if she farted while meditating
[14:13] <Yaijinden> This is an important question.
[14:14] <C'est_la_V> She said no but I think she lies.
[14:18] <C'est_la_V> That was how luna flew in the PGSM creditis
[14:19] <kevryn> How can a plushie fart?
[14:19] <C'est_la_V> I don't know
[14:21] <C'est_la_V> -->
[14:22] <C'est_la_V> See fart power, but this one has Usagi...
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[14:27] <@spiritflame> Irasshai // J_Daito //
[14:27] * // J_Daito // is now known as Super Jedite
[14:28] * Super Jedite produces a lump of coal from his pocket
[14:28] * Super Jedite swallows it
[14:28] * Super Jedite goes behind a wall
[14:29] * Super Jedite comes back, wiping off adiamond
[14:29] * Super Jedite tosses it on the ground
[14:29] *** Super Jedite [] has quit IRC (Everything that elevates an individual above the herd and intimidates the neighbour is henceforth called evil.)
[14:30] <C'est_la_V> :O
[14:31] <Sailor Molybdenum Fledermaus> Is it an indication of the collapse of society when someone comes into IRC, does a poo, then leaves?
[14:31] <C'est_la_V> I thought most IRC was like that...
[14:54] * C'est_la_V is just hanging out too, will see Ferris Beuller's Day off with X-[BLEEP] later over dinner
[14:54] <C'est_la_V> We;ve never seen it
[14:55] <Yaijinden> Never?
[14:55] <Yaijinden> Never never never.
[14:58] <C'est_la_V> Never.
[15:01] <C'est_la_V> And Shrek... when I took X-[BLEEP] out for his birthday years ago we choose between Shrek and Joe Dirt...
[15:01] <C'est_la_V> We chose Joe Dirt and were the only ones in the theatre... ><
[15:02] <Yaijinden> You took HIM out?
[15:02] <C'est_la_V> H-Hai....
[15:02] <C'est_la_V> What's wrong with that??
[15:03] <C'est_la_V> It was a birthday treat!!
[15:04] <Yaijinden> took HIM out?
[15:05] * Yaijinden is still trying to wrap his brain around this
[15:05] <C'est_la_V> What don't you think I do anything for X-[BLEEP], Yai-san??
[15:05] * C'est_la_V is getting pissed off at this [BLEEP]er thing now
[15:06] <Yaijinden> Oh, undoubtedly.
[15:06] <Yaijinden> But still, YOU took HIM out?
[15:06] <C'est_la_V> - What's so hard to understand about that -
[15:06] <Yaijinden> I'm not sure!
[15:07] <Yaijinden> It just sounds... weird.
[15:07] <C'est_la_V> Why??
[15:08] <Yaijinden> The thought that in the past it wasn't him always waiting hand and foot on you. =o
[15:09] <C'est_la_V> Yai-san, X-[BLEEP] was my friend before we got married of course I'd do nice things for him...
[15:09] <C'est_la_V> Sure he loves to treat me nicely and I'm sure not going to stop him ♡
[15:10] <C'est_la_V> But "a street walks both sides of the fence", you know.
[15:10] <Yaijinden> I'm sure this is all true, but the intellectual reality of something is often quite different from accumulated perceptions. =o
[15:10] <C'est_la_V> I mean I love him too :P
[15:10] <C'est_la_V> ...
[15:11] <C'est_la_V> Wait do you mean it looks like I don't do anything for him??
[15:11] <C'est_la_V> what's this tender moment of me easing away his pain?? -->
[15:12] <Yaijinden> That's lovey-dovey couple stuff.
[15:12] <Yaijinden> That doesn't actually count.
[15:12] <Yaijinden> In the doing-things department.
[15:13] <C'est_la_V> It does if he was suffering right before that and I helped him rest :P
[15:13] <Yaijinden> What, pray tell, was he suffering from?
[15:13] <C'est_la_V> So... how *does* Yai-san see me??
[15:14] <C'est_la_V> X-[BLEEP] has pains too, things that make him hurt, and he tells them to me.
[15:14] <C'est_la_V> And I try to make him feel better by talking to him and caring.
[15:14] <Yaijinden> Okay, I'll buy the listening ear thing. Dog knows I've done enough of that myself.
[15:15] * C'est_la_V leans forward, interested in hearing the answer to her other question
[15:15] <Yaijinden> The relationship you two have is... hmm. How best to put this in analogy.
[15:17] <Yaijinden> Very nineteen-fifties, save that you don't really have to do housework, and aren't burdened by the pressures of looking proper for the neighbors.
[15:17] <C'est_la_V> You mean because I stay home??
[15:18] <Yaijinden> You're done working, probably until necessity demands it, and you also seem to be currently interested in maximizing the enjoyment you get out of things.
[15:18] <C'est_la_V> Artemis keeps telling me to get a job, but why should I really?? Isn't the point of a job to make money if you need it??
[15:18] <C'est_la_V> Right!!
[15:18] <Yaijinden> In part, yes.
[15:19] <C'est_la_V> So I get to have fun all day, but that doesn't mean I don't care what happens to X-[BLEEP].
[15:19] <C'est_la_V> Lately I go to the office to keep him company instead of staying home
[15:21] <C'est_la_V> Yai-san X-[BLEEP] overdoes his affections that's why I look like the short end of the stick..
[15:22] <C'est_la_V> But I buy him all kinds of movies and things, I just got him Dokkoida the other day...
[15:30] * C'est_la_V goes to the kitchen to get a cola and comes back
[15:30] * C'est_la_V blows some bubbles into it with her straw and gets some gas up her nose ><
[15:33] <Yaijinden> I have no doubt that if you didn't reciprocate, there wouldn't be X&M action going on.
[15:34] <C'est_la_V> But you acted surprised so I'm not doing something right, ne?
[15:34] <Yaijinden> I have also noted from personal experience that it's hard to take perky people seriously.
[15:35] <Yaijinden> There's a difference between "let's go out tonight," "take me out tonight," and "we're going out tonight."
[15:35] * C'est_la_V knows that
[15:36] <Yaijinden> We usually see you actively saying the first two and not the latter.
[15:37] * C'est_la_V nods
[15:37] * C'est_la_V ponders that seriously
[15:38] <C'est_la_V> :<
[15:38] * C'est_la_V leans back on V. Sofa
[15:39] <C'est_la_V> I guess I don't fall all over X-[BLEEP] because of the past.
[15:39] <Yaijinden> Imparted!
[15:40] * C'est_la_V used to make an ass out of herself with guys.
[15:40] <C'est_la_V> I'd be all over them and then find out they were dating someone else, or a youma, or a lemures, or using me, and then it ended badly.
[15:41] <C'est_la_V> I guess I'm sort of quieter now in that way...
[15:41] <C'est_la_V> But it doesn't change my heart...!
[15:41] * C'est_la_V still thinks about it
[15:41] <C'est_la_V> Domo, Yai-san.
[15:41] * Yaijinden takes a bow
[15:42] * C'est_la_V bites the tip of her thumb as she reflects
[15:42] <Yaijinden> I do what I can.
[15:43] <C'est_la_V> I wonder what X-[BLEEP] must think inside.... if everyone else sees it that way...
[15:44] * C'est_la_V starts to plot...
[15:45] <C'est_la_V> Yai-san!! I'm perky but I'm devious too!! I can fix things!!
[15:45] <Yaijinden> Excellent! Because perky deviousness is often the most delightful sort.
[15:45] * C'est_la_V stands up with a rush of BGM and speed lines "For great justice!! The scales of love-love will be balanced!!"
[15:48] <C'est_la_V> I already bought the movie, I'll buy some Pizza too, and get a horse driven carriage thing...
[15:48] * Yaijinden is listening to Shiro Sagisu - comical world [128 kpbs]
[15:48] * C'est_la_V needs a horse so calls Elios
[15:48] * C'est_la_V jerks her head back as she gets cursed out
[15:49] <C'est_la_V> How he can curse me out and hit me up for a date at the same time is amazing...
[15:49] <Yaijinden> It is a time-honored tradition of true gangstas.
[15:50] * C'est_la_V will have to plan this the same way she plans all of his birthdays
[15:51] * C'est_la_V whips out X-[BLEEP]'s Bank of Internets credit card
[15:53] * C'est_la_V starts to plan an elaborate night of movies and food
[15:53] <Sailor Molybdenum Fledermaus> Um... try not to spend too much money...
[15:54] <C'est_la_V> - Why not tie my hands behind my back while you're at it -
[15:55] <Yaijinden> I didn't think you were into that sort of thing.
[15:56] * -Chibi Martina does a little dance.
[15:56] <C'est_la_V> I'm not :P
[15:56] * C'est_la_V looks at the cute child
[15:56] * Yaijinden has the vaguest urge to break out in hives
[15:56] <C'est_la_V> Ne Ne, Chibi-chan, can you play a violin???
[15:57] <-Chibi Martina> Hmm? No, I can't!
[15:57] <-Chibi Martina> I can play tennis!
[15:59] <C'est_la_V> I wanted to have a midget following us everywhere playing love-love violin
[15:59] <kevryn> Why a midget?
[16:00] <C'est_la_V> So that we wouldn't have to look at it
[16:00] <Yaijinden> Now that the seed has been planted, I am away to draft myself some L5R.
[16:01] * C'est_la_V will get some speakers for her ipod or something
[16:01] *** Yaijinden has left #suburbansenshi2 (note to self, Lions and Rats)
[16:01] <C'est_la_V> Bye Bye Yai-san!! Domo Arigatou!!
[16:01] <C'est_la_V> hee hee hee
[16:02] <C'est_la_V> X-[BLEEP] will be so happy
[16:02] <C'est_la_V> Ok that's it!!
[16:02] * C'est_la_V is now known as Sailor Venus
[16:02] * Sailor Venus is now known as Super Sailor Venus
[16:02] <-Chibi Martina> Oooh!
[16:03] <Super Sailor Venus> I'm TIRED OF THIS!!
[16:03] <Super Sailor Venus> My poor X-[BLEEP]'s name!!
[16:04] <Super Sailor Venus> Yai-san says I don't do anything for him but I'll prove him wrong right now!!
[16:04] <kevryn> ooh, vengeance
[16:04] <Super Sailor Venus> For my friend, my lover, my husband, I will restore his good name!!
[16:04] <Sailor Molybdenum Fledermaus> Erm... Oh God...
[16:05] * Super Sailor Venus pulls out her crescent moon compact
[16:05] <Super Sailor Venus> MOON POWER!! TURN ME INTO [BLEEP]!
[16:05] * Super Sailor Venus is now known as Mdm_Maestro
[16:06] <kevryn> o.o
[16:06] <Mdm_Maestro> ...
[16:06] * Mdm_Maestro checks that everything is just right
[16:07] <Mdm_Maestro> *cough* O HO HO HO HO
[16:07] <Mdm_Maestro> Oh, Haruka, dear....
[16:07] <kevryn> I'm not sure I want to know where this is going
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[16:08] *** spiritflame sets mode +o SpeedRcrX

[16:08] <@spiritflame> Irasshai @SpeedRcrX
[16:08] <@SpeedRcrX> Someone called my bad self?
[16:08] <Mdm_Maestro> O HO HO HO HO It is I, your lover, Haruka, dear!
[16:09] <@SpeedRcrX> Michi you look different
[16:09] <@SpeedRcrX> You do something to your hair
[16:10] <Mdm_Maestro> H..Hai. It is most elegant! Is it not! O HO HO HO HO
[16:10] <@SpeedRcrX> kinda flat tho
[16:11] * kevryn is watching with a combination of amused interest and fear
[16:11] <Mdm_Maestro> Anyway O HO HO HO HO I was wondering if we could talk about that incredible man, X[BLEEP]m
[16:11] <@SpeedRcrX> Incredible?
[16:11] <Mdm_Maestro> O HO HO HO HO yes like incredulous... or something O HO HO HO HO
[16:12] <@SpeedRcrX> Yo ok there, Michi, you sound like you've been hitting the Nox again
[16:12] <Mdm_Maestro> *cough* I'm totally fine O HO HO HO
[16:13] <kevryn> wait, again?
[16:13] <@SpeedRcrX> So umm, what about X
[16:14] <Mdm_Maestro> This [BLEEP] thing is so crass, so crude, so inelegant, wouldn't you say, O HO HO HO HO ?
[16:14] <@SpeedRcrX> I think it's f[BLEEP]king hilarious myself
[16:14] <Mdm_Maestro> .... O HO HO HO HO HO
[16:14] <Mdm_Maestro> Yes but I don't dear, it.... cheapens me.
[16:15] <@SpeedRcrX> You forgot to laugh
[16:15] <Mdm_Maestro> OH! HO HO HO!
[16:15] <@SpeedRcrX> _
[16:15] <Mdm_Maestro> HARUKA!!
[16:15] * @SpeedRcrX instinctively jumps to attention
[16:16] <@SpeedRcrX> ....
[16:17] <Mdm_Maestro> I want you to go to those Ginga People and remove the [BLEEP] right now, O HO HO HO
[16:17] <@SpeedRcrX> What makes you think I can get the Ginga people to do that
[16:17] * -The Lurker nominates that statement for topic! ^_^
[16:20] * @spiritflame changes topic to ` [16:17] <Mdm_Maestro> I want you to go to those Ginga People and remove the [[BLEEP]] right now, O HO HO HO `
[16:21] <Mdm_Maestro> Ara, Haruka-dear, you must know Aya-san wants you O HO HO HO HO
[16:21] <@SpeedRcrX> Aluminum Seiren?
[16:21] <@SpeedRcrX> Siren?
[16:22] <Mdm_Maestro> Why do you think she wears that low-cut fuku O HO HO HO HO
[16:22] <@SpeedRcrX> She's always had that thing
[16:22] <Mdm_Maestro> ...
[16:23] <Mdm_Maestro> She wants you. Go seduce her and remove the [BLEEP]. O HO HO HO.
[16:23] <@SpeedRcrX> ......
[16:23] <@SpeedRcrX> Dammit you're ALWAYS telling me to do the seduction s[BLEEP]t
[16:23] <@SpeedRcrX> How come YOU never do the seduction s[BLEEP]t
[16:24] <@SpeedRcrX> It's like, "Oh, Haruka, we're failing Chem because we're chasing daimons around so seduce the professor" except I LOOK LIKE A GUY AND HE WON'T EVEN LAUGH AT ME
[16:24] <kevryn> oh, this is not going to end well
[16:24] <@SpeedRcrX> YOU f[BLEEP]kING SEDUCE SIREN!
[16:24] <Mdm_Maestro> don't take that one of voice with ME! O HOH HOHOO HO!
[16:25] <@SpeedRcrX> I'm making my stand, woman! I'm not going to be your james bond seducing the chicks for you plans anymore!
[16:25] <Mdm_Maestro> .....
[16:26] <Mdm_Maestro> She made you... I mean I made you seduce women? O HO HO HO HO?
[16:26] <@SpeedRcrX> don't play the innocent
[16:26] <Mdm_Maestro> holy s[BLEEP]t
[16:27] <Mdm_Maestro> But isn't she cute, Haruka-dear, doesn't she excite you in the same way that sexy minako-chan does?
[16:27] <@SpeedRcrX> OH I SEE YOUR PLAN NOW
[16:27] <Mdm_Maestro> ..You... You do??
[16:28] <@SpeedRcrX> We're engaged right, you're trying to make me mess around so you can spring a trap on me or some s[BLEEP]t to make up for the blackmail I have on you!
[16:28] <Mdm_Maestro> *whisper* why the HELL did I choose someone with so much baggage
[16:31] <@SpeedRcrX> So you can do the mambo with her yourself
[16:31] <Mdm_Maestro> Look don't you think it's unfair to have this [BLEEP] on X[BLEEP]m-san's name
[16:31] <@SpeedRcrX> Once he gives me the fic with the lemon scene it's all good and square
[16:32] * Mdm_Maestro thinks
[16:32] * Mdm_Maestro walks over to Haruka-san slinkily
[16:32] <@SpeedRcrX> Uhh.....
[16:32] <kevryn> oh my
[16:33] * Mdm_Maestro trails her fingers down Haruka-san's neck
[16:33] <@SpeedRcrX> huhuhuhuhuh
[16:34] * Mdm_Maestro whispers into Haruka-san's ear "I can give you a better lemon right now"
[16:34] * @SpeedRcrX gulps
[16:34] <kevryn> *blink*
[16:34] * Mdm_Maestro brings her lips close to Haruka-san's building up the energy for a love and beauty shock
[16:35] * Mdm_Maestro hovers close....
[16:35] * kevryn stares
[16:35] <@SpeedRcrX> Hit me, baby
[16:35] * kevryn ignores the slow trickle of blood from her nose
[16:35] * Mdm_Maestro releases the energy by pressing her lips together like when you apply lipstick as opposed to proessing her fingers to them
[16:36] * There is a HUGE seurge of energy and both Venus and Haruka are knocked over
[16:36] <@SpeedRcrX> .....................
[16:36] <Mdm_Maestro> ............................................
[16:36] * @SpeedRcrX lies there spasming, knocked out
[16:37] <Mdm_Maestro> ittai...
[16:37] * Mdm_Maestro is glad she wasn't knocked out or the disguise would fail
[16:37] * Mdm_Maestro quickly messes up her hair and unbuttons part of her front
[16:37] * Mdm_Maestro crawls over to Haruka-san and lies close to her draping an arm over her
[16:38] * @SpeedRcrX slowly wakes up
[16:38] <@SpeedRcrX> Holy s[BLEEP]t wha...
[16:38] <Mdm_Maestro> Ara... that was fantastic...O HO HO HO HO HO
[16:38] <@SpeedRcrX> Fan waha...
[16:38] <@SpeedRcrX> I don't remember...
[16:39] <Mdm_Maestro> Ara, you haven't had your mind blown in so long, ne?
[16:39] * kevryn just starees
[16:39] * @SpeedRcrX looks around and sees Michis' messed up state. "Daaaamn."
[16:39] <@SpeedRcrX> What about you, was it good for you?
[16:39] <@SpeedRcrX> f[BLEEP]k I sound like Solarchos
[16:40] <Mdm_Maestro> Ara.. . but what would make it better is if you do what I say...
[16:40] * @SpeedRcrX gulps
[16:40] <@SpeedRcrX> W--wh... what's that....
[16:40] <Mdm_Maestro> Go to Ginga and make them take the [BLEEP] off
[16:41] <@SpeedRcrX> .... and I'll get more of that?
[16:41] <Mdm_Maestro> I'll make you explode ♡ O HO HO HO HO
[16:41] * @SpeedRcrX stands up
[16:42] * @SpeedRcrX salutes
[16:42] <@SpeedRcrX> Anything for you, my beloved fiance!
[16:42] * @SpeedRcrX runs up to her room and comes back down
[16:42] * @SpeedRcrX produces a flimsy thong
[16:43] <@SpeedRcrX> Be sure to be waering this when I get back ^_~
[16:43] <Mdm_Maestro> That's a hair, dear.
[16:44] <@SpeedRcrX> I know :d
[16:44] <Mdm_Maestro> ^_^;; sure...
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[16:45] * Mdm_Maestro wipes her brow
[16:45] * Mdm_Maestro is now known as C'est_la_V
[16:45] * C'est_la_V drops on V. Sofa, sweating
[16:46] <C'est_la_V> She better do it do it can get done and I can prove what I do for X-[BLEEP]...
[16:46] <kevryn> Well, that was interesting
[16:47] [ginga TV internet newsflash] * * * Famous Sailor Senshi Sailor Uranus appears in Ginga offices attempting to Seduce Aya Reiko. * * *
[16:47] [ginga TV internet newsflash] * * * Famous Sailor Senshi Sailor Uranus rebuffed, can be heard crying in women's latrine * * *
[16:48] [ginga TV internet newsflash] * * * Famous Sailor Senshi Sailor Uranus needs to get a life * * *
[16:48] [ginga TV internet newsflash] * * * Famous Sailor Senshi Sailor Uranus apparently loaded * * *
[16:48] [ginga TV internet newsflash] * * * Famous Sailor Senshi Sailor Uranus in talks with Ginga TV * * *
[16:48] <Sailor Molybdenum Fledermaus> Um...
[16:49] [ginga TV internet newsflash] * * * Famous Sailor Senshi Sailor Uranus gets her own "Pimping your Crapper" series * * *
[16:49] * -The Lurker is amazed at the speed with which things happen, these days.
[16:49] <kevryn> wha?
[16:49] <Sailor Molybdenum Fledermaus> Well... I'll be buggered.
[16:49] <C'est_la_V> HEY BAKAYARO
[16:50] [ginga TV internet newsflash] * * * Famous Sailor Senshi Sailor Uranus says "Hahahaha nice try Neko-chan but I'd know that cleavage anywhere" * * *
[16:50] [ginga TV internet newsflash] * * * Why Famous Sailor Senshi Sailor Uranus would know about a cat's cleavage is beyond us * * *
[16:50] <C'est_la_V> .............................................................................................................................
[16:51] *** C'est_la_V [] has quit IRC (I'll be back soon ><)