#903: “Plan M from IRC Space”

[08:19] *** Fri Nov 18 2005 - LOGGING START ***
[08:19] *** Now talking in #suburbansenshi
[08:19] *** Topic is - [00:28] <Doctor X> Scares me more than Minako from the 18th to the 25th. -
[08:19] *** Set by @spiritflame on Fri Nov 18 08:19 2005
[08:20] <=^catablanca^=> So how's it going, Mina?
[08:20] <C'est_la_V> So bored, Artemis
[08:20] <C'est_la_V> How about you?
[08:20] <=^catablanca^=> Living in Hotaru's room is a strange experience
[08:20] <C'est_la_V> Why don't you come back and live with me??
[08:20] <=^catablanca^=> >>
[08:21] <=^catablanca^=> <<
[08:21] <=^catablanca^=> ...I have my reasons
[08:21] * C'est_la_V shakes her head
[08:21] <=^catablanca^=> What about you, why're you bored?
[08:22] <C'est_la_V> Because X-[BLEEP] goes to work every day so I follow him, but all he does is paperwork for which Jedite steals the credit
[08:22] * C'est_la_V used to have fun messing with the office equipment but yesterday they told her she migth ahve to pay if she makes them run out of toner again
[08:23] <=^catablanca^=> Mina, maybe this means you should get your own job
[08:24] <C'est_la_V> Hey I had a job saving the Earth
[08:25] <=^catablanca^=> Mina... that job ended in the mid 90s almost 10 years ago
[08:25] <C'est_la_V> We've been over why me having employment doesn't work :P
[08:26] <=^catablanca^=> Yeah yeah, but come on, you're not stupid, you can do something..
[08:27] <C'est_la_V> Moh, I'm married now, what about the fun of just relaxing and getting taken care of??
[08:27] <=^catablanca^=> That's... not... the point of marriage
[08:27] <=^catablanca^=> That's being a jigolo
[08:28] <C'est_la_V> ? ? ?
[08:28] <C'est_la_V> Like the insane clown??
[08:28] <=^catablanca^=> Not Juggalo.
[08:28] <C'est_la_V> Hey I know that that's not all there is to marriage but why can't I have the side benefit!!
[08:29] <@SpeedRcrX> Man she's right, Arty. In exhange for giving up playing the field you should expect to get benefits
[08:29] <=^catablanca^=> Oh I dunno, having someone you love waiting for you at the end of the day not enough?
[08:29] <@SpeedRcrX> Dude that's why people buy pets
[08:29] * C'est_la_V nods
[08:30] <C'est_la_V> Haruka-san has a point
[08:30] <=^catablanca^=> NO SHE DOESN'T SHE'S BEING LAZY LIKE YOU
[08:30] <@SpeedRcrX> Arty weren't you married?
[08:30] <=^catablanca^=> Yeah
[08:31] <@SpeedRcrX> And before all that s[BLEEP]t with the Ruxpin, didn't you get taken care of?
[08:31] <=^catablanca^=> ....
[08:31] <C'est_la_V> Hai, Hai! Weren't you the one who was so clumsy and klutzy you needed Luna to watch out for you??
[08:31] <=^catablanca^=> Look this isn't about ME
[08:31] <@SpeedRcrX> Neko-chan I smell blood in the chat don't you
[08:32] <C'est_la_V> :d
[08:32] <=^catablanca^=> You guys stink :P
[08:34] <C'est_la_V> I *have* a job already, it's keeping X-[BLEEP] happy and cooking for him and making sure he spends his internet money wisely, and planning fun dates for us, and watching all the TV I can so I can keep him up to date on things
[08:34] <=^catablanca^=> Mina, the notion of you cooking amuses me
[08:35] <C'est_la_V> I cook better than Michiru-san!
[08:36] <=^catablanca^=> Iron Chef blindmanbrokenarmsnosenseofsmell cooks better than Michiru
[08:36] <=^catablanca^=> And don't you just make him spend all his internet money on you?
[08:37] <C'est_la_V> Wehn I'm happy he's happy, he says, so if Ispend his money on making me happy then he gets happy too, so we're all happy and it's selfless isn't it??
[08:37] <=^catablanca^=> .......
[08:37] <@SpeedRcrX> Neko wins
[08:37] <=^catablanca^=> I AM THE ONLY NEKO HERE DAMMIT
[08:37] <@SpeedRcrX> Agitated, Arty?
[08:38] * =^catablanca^= hangs his head
[08:38] <=^catablanca^=> All those years training her and this is how she ends up
[08:39] <C'est_la_V> You trained me to fight evil and take no money for it
[08:39] <C'est_la_V> THAT'S WHY I CAN'T EARN A LIVING
[08:39] <=^catablanca^=> Fighting for justice SHOULD BE Selfless!!
[08:39] <@SpeedRcrX> Dude ever heard of a Mercenary?
[08:40] <=^catablanca^=> Oh good one, Haruka. "Doing Evil is wrong! The Evil team in Shaolin Soccer might allow it, but I won't! Beautiful Idol Soldier, Sailor V! In the name of Venus I will Punish you... as soon as someone pays me 10,000 yen!"
[08:41] <@SpeedRcrX> ROCK
[08:41] <C'est_la_V> See that's a sound financial plan!!
[08:41] <=^catablanca^=> OH GAWD
[08:42] <@SpeedRcrX> I should so become a soldier for hire... like the A-Team
[08:43] <@SpeedRcrX> I could be hannibal, Jedite could be "Face", rei.bot could be Mr. T and Prof could be HM Murdoch
[08:43] <C'est_la_V> There's a fanfic in there somewhere...
[08:46] * @SpeedRcrX is listening to: 10-john cena and the trademarc-bad bad man (feat bumpy knuckles).mp3 [192 kbps]
[08:46] <@SpeedRcrX> Get your man to write it
[08:46] <C'est_la_V> ...
[08:47] <C'est_la_V> As X-[BLEEP]'s talent agent I'm saying he won't write anything till the censorship gets lifted
[08:47] <=^catablanca^=> You're his agent?!?
[08:47] * C'est_la_V is now
[08:47] * @SpeedRcrX drools at the idea of an A-Team thing
[08:48] <@SpeedRcrX> I'll get it done if you get me the fic
[08:48] <C'est_la_V> Done!
[08:48] <=^catablanca^=> But Haruka what will your masters at Ginga say?
[08:48] <@SpeedRcrX> I serve no one except number one, Arty
[08:49] <@SpeedRcrX> And besides, Ten'ou Haruka's revival of the A-Team will be a sure ratings hit!
[08:49] * @SpeedRcrX is away: Get me that pilot, Neko, and your man gets his name back
[08:49] <C'est_la_V> See, Artemis, I can do good things!!
[08:50] <=^catablanca^=> You basically volunteered him for work... what are you doing again?
[08:50] <C'est_la_V> *I'm* getting his name back for the family honor!!
[08:50] <C'est_la_V> And what are YOU doing again except for lounging around there in Hotaru-chan's room drooling over her?
[08:51] <=^catablanca^=> ... i said before this isn't about me
[08:51] * @SpeedRcrX is back
[08:51] <@SpeedRcrX> By the eay X needs to write a love scene for me and Michi in it, I won't accept a pilot that doesn't have me getting the Blue-haired vixen
[08:51] *** @SpeedRcrX [THaruka@FXL.blaze.co.jp] has quit IRC (Faster than Lightspeed)
[08:52] <C'est_la_V> But he doesn't write... H...
[08:52] <=^catablanca^=> Now you've done it XD
[08:52] <C'est_la_V> Quiet!! I'm clever I'll figure out a loophole
[08:52] <=^catablanca^=> Yeah, looks like you already did, the loop in the noose you just slipped around his neck
[08:53] *** =^catablanca^= [arty@ip6943.ai.co.jp] has quit IRC (AHAHAHAH)
[08:53] <C'est_la_V> k[BLEEP]o
[08:53] *** C'est_la_V [GldnGoddess@ip6942.ai.co.jp] has quit IRC (Kanigami no tanima ^_~)
[08:53] *** Disconnected
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