#885: “Chutes and Ladders”

[16:19] *** Tue Oct 04 2005 - LOGGING START ***
[16:19] *** Now talking in #suburbansenshi
[16:19] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> But then the buttplug fell out
[16:19] <FireFly_9> How disgusting!
[16:19] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I know
[16:19] *** Nurse_Minako [GldnGoddess@ip6942.ai.co.jp] has joined #suburbansenshi
[16:19] <@spiritflame> Irasshai Nurse_Minako
[16:20] <FireFly_9> Hello sempai
[16:20] * Nurse_Minako waves
[16:20] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Whoa Neko in Nurse mode
[16:20] <FireFly_9> Is everything all right?
[16:21] <=^catablanca^=> No everything's not all right
[16:21] <=^catablanca^=> --> https://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,171097,00.html
[16:21] <Nurse_Minako> X-chan has lots of pain in his neck and shoulder
[16:21] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Arty that's a link to Fox News whuy would I click it
[16:22] <=^catablanca^=> ♦ — Oscar-winning actor Nicolas Cage is a new father. His wife, Alice Kim Cage, gave birth Monday to a boy, Kal-el Coppola Cage, in New York City,
[16:22] <FireFly_9> ....
[16:23] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Who the HELL names their kid KAl-El
[16:23] <Nurse_Minako> That reminds me of those parents who named their child "sephiroth"
[16:23] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Man some NY Psychiatrist is licking hsi damn chops now
[16:24] <FireFly_9> Sempai are you sure you can take care of Xadium-san?
[16:24] <Nurse_Minako> Hai, Hai... I have him muscle relaxants...
[16:24] * Nurse_Minako notes X-chan is a pile of goo right now who can't move at all
[16:25] <=^catablanca^=> Gah that reminds me of snakes who paralyze their prey with venom and then move in for the kill
[16:25] <FireFly_9> heh
[16:25] * Nurse_Minako smacks Artemis
[16:25] <=^catablanca^=> Ha Ha you can't smack me I'm on internets
[16:25] <Nurse_Minako> Don't make me come over there
[16:25] <Nurse_Minako> I will!!
[16:26] <=^catablanca^=> sorry sorry
[16:26] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> --> https://myzeno.com/index.htm
[16:27] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Someone made a pimple-zapping machine
[16:27] <Nurse_Minako> .
[16:27] <Nurse_Minako> Where the hell was this when I was in high school??
[16:27] <@S.X. Aino> LOL the catch is it onlyh makes the pimple half as small each time you use it
[16:27] <FireFly_9> HAHAHAHAHA
[16:28] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> huh I didn't see that on the site
[16:28] <@S.X. Aino> Xeno's paradox?
[16:28] <Nurse_Minako> Xena has a paradox??
[16:28] <@S.X. Aino> Mom...
[16:28] <@S.X. Aino> Go take care of pop.
[16:29] <@S.X. Aino> But not in the "gun to the head" sense.
[16:29] <Nurse_Minako> :P
[16:29] <FireFly_9> Hmm that machine is made by Tyrell Corpoation...
[16:29] <@S.X. Aino> MORE HUMAN THAN HUMAN
[16:29] <Nurse_Minako> You two are such geeks :P
[16:30] <@S.X. Aino> And you married one :P
[16:30] <Nurse_Minako> He married up in life obviously
[16:30] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> BURN
[16:31] <=^catablanca^=> lol if he'd seen you at 14 before I got through with making you the upstanding citizen you are today he'd have run screaming into the night
[16:31] <FireFly_9> Now you just have him screaming in the night ¬_¬
[16:31] <@S.X. Aino> ¬_¬
[16:31] <Nurse_Minako> You guys are too mean :P
[16:31] * Nurse_Minako is an excellent nurse~!
[16:32] <Nurse_Minako> You should talk Artemis, you're the divorcee with no prospects!
[16:32] <=^catablanca^=> Hey remember that massage cat? She looked my up after the trial, said she wanted to go out
[16:33] <Nurse_Minako> Artemis, have soem standards :P
[16:33] <=^catablanca^=> She said I was cute!
[16:33] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> LOL welcome to the hell of friends ladder.
[16:33] <FireFly_9> Oh god not this theory again.
[16:33] <=^catablanca^=> Friends ladder?
[16:33] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Arty, speaking as a woman
[16:34] <FireFly_9> Who dresses like a man. ¬_¬
[16:34] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> AS A WOMAN
[16:34] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Whenever an ex-flame like miss massage cat comes back to you and says "you're cute"
[16:35] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Know that you've fallen into that hell between ladders where you're like a plush toy
[16:35] <=^catablanca^=> Well I am furry
[16:36] <Nurse_Minako> Artemis.... ugh
[16:36] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> From now on you'll get to hear her talk about all the other cats she's seeing
[16:36] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Of which you won't be one
[16:36] <=^catablanca^=> That's not true! This is the massage cat!
[16:37] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> You get to be the sympathetic ear from now on
[16:37] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I hope you like living vicariously dude
[16:37] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Because you're going to get to hear all the fun she's having with guys who are not you.
[16:38] * Nurse_Minako nods sagely
[16:38] <FireFly_9> Honestly, you are all so cynuical. Artemis is cute!
[16:38] <=^catablanca^=> r-r-really?
[16:38] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Oh yeah?
[16:38] <FireFly_9> Of course he is!
[16:39] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Are you gonna date him?
[16:39] <FireFly_9> I'm not looking for anyone right now.
[16:39] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Then there you are.
[16:39] <=^catablanca^=> ....
[16:40] *** =^catablanca^= [arty@ip6943.ai.co.jp] has quit IRC (HOTARU NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO)
[16:41] <Nurse_Minako> OMG he's become Pedro
[16:41] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- knocks back a cold one. "The ladder theory is very wise"
[16:44] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Artemis the cuddle b[BLEEP]ch
[16:44] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> lol
[16:45] <Nurse_Minako> ???
[16:46] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> NSFW language --> https://www.laddertheory.com/laddermanifestations.htm
[16:46] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Arty is right here now after that Luna mess.
[16:46] * Nurse_Minako reads
[16:46] <FireFly_9> Good lord this is cynical tripe.
[16:46] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> 'Taru how many relationships have you been in?
[16:46] <FireFly_9> I fil to see the relevance
[16:47] <FireFly_9> ^Fail
[16:47] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> HOW MANY
[16:47] <FireFly_9> ... None.
[16:47] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> THEN YOU DON'T KNOW JACK
[16:47] <Nurse_Minako> This is bad.
[16:47] <Nurse_Minako> Haruka-san!
[16:47] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Yo
[16:48] <Nurse_Minako> Why is this information available to men!?
[16:48] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> XD
[16:48] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Because most men will never believe it when they see it.
[16:48] * Nurse_Minako nods
[16:48] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> ♦ The cuddle b[BLEEP]ch often thinks he is on the good ladder as opposed to the real ladder. So he gets all excited about his position instead of realizing he is being completely used. So this poor tool is really setting himself up for a fall at that point.
[16:49] <FireFly_9> You both credit this sick theory?
[16:49] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Hell yeah
[16:49] * Nurse_Minako has done this before
[16:49] <@S.X. Aino> Mom geez
[16:49] <Nurse_Minako> Haruka-san we must help Artemis and get him on the winning ladder!!
[16:49] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Yeah
[16:50] <FireFly_9> What are you two planning?
[16:50] <Nurse_Minako> He's been my loyal friend for over 10 years! I owe him!!
[16:50] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Right on, Neko!
[16:50] <Nurse_Minako> Haruka-san! We're going to find Artemis a new girlfriend!!
[16:50] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> YES
[16:51] <@S.X. Aino> Hoo boy
[16:51] <FireFly_9> This. Cannot. End. Well.
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