#862: “Is your Despot Hot or Not”


[07:51] *** Wed Aug 24 2005 - LOGGING START ***
[07:51] *** Now talking in #suburbansenshi
[07:51] *** Topic is -= Ph33r the Ninja =-

[07:54] <C'est_la_V> And so I caught him in my room using my laptop to surf eBay
[07:55] <FireFly_9> Surely there's nothinng wrong with that...
[07:57] * C'est_la_V sighs
[07:58] <FireFly_9> Sempai, aren't you being too hard on him?
[07:58] <C'est_la_V> When I caught him... he was looking at eBay for this (NSFW)
[08:00] <FireFly_9> .......................
[08:01] <FireFly_9> A Nude Luna Henshin Cel...
[08:01] <C'est_la_V> I caught him printing the picture out, when he saw me he clutched it his mouth and ran off to his litterbox
[08:01] <C'est_la_V> ><
[08:01] <FireFly_9> Artemis is just lonely...
[08:02] <C'est_la_V> Artemis no Hentai...
[08:03] * C'est_la_V used to wonder why he always smelled of Tidy Cat ><
[08:03] * FireFly_9 shudders
[08:04] <FireFly_9> Well, speaking of horrible things one should never contemplate (NSFW Audio)...
[08:05] * C'est_la_V loads
[08:05] <C'est_la_V> ....
[08:06] <C'est_la_V> "Scrapyard of Hope..."?
[08:06] * C'est_la_V grooves to the Knight Rider Theme
[08:07] <FireFly_9> Haruka-poppa sent me this
[08:07] * C'est_la_V slowly stops grooving
[08:08] <C'est_la_V> Michael-Knight-sama is acting like Haruka-san...
[08:09] <FireFly_9> Yes.
[08:09] <C'est_la_V> Drunk and lazy and KAMI-SAMA what's the car saying about him!?
[08:09] <FireFly_9> Yes.
[08:10] <C'est_la_V> o_O
[08:10] <C'est_la_V> What's he doing to the car...
[08:10] <FireFly_9> Yes.
[08:10] <C'est_la_V> ........
[08:11] * C'est_la_V loves things but not that much... well things that aren't people, anyway... ^_^;;;
[08:11] * FireFly_9 just shakes her head
[08:11] <C'est_la_V> Hotaru-chan you've melted my brain...
[08:11] <FireFly_9> Oh as if that's hard to do :P
[08:12] <C'est_la_V> You should be nicer to your sempai! I have more experience than you!!
[08:12] <FireFly_9> In matters that are of no concern to me.
[08:12] <C'est_la_V> In all kinds of matters ><
[08:13] <FireFly_9> Here, if it will make you feel any better you can look at ninja.
[08:14] <C'est_la_V> LMFAO
[08:14] <FireFly_9> That musical sting reminds me of your fantastic foibles.
[08:15] <C'est_la_V> ¬_¬
[08:15] * FireFly_9 means this in the most flattering way possible, of course.
[08:15] <C'est_la_V> you sound like Michiru-san now. ¬_¬
[08:16] <FireFly_9> .............
[08:16] * C'est_la_V means this in the most flattering way possible, of course.
[08:16] <FireFly_9> Touche. ><
[08:21] <FireFly_9> Hmmm
[08:21] <C'est_la_V> ?
[08:22] <FireFly_9> Sempai, I was thinking back to some things Chibiusa-chan had told me.
[08:22] <C'est_la_V> Now Hotaru-chan, you have to ignore her, it can be a safe and loving experience, you dont' need handcuffs or whips.
[08:23] <FireFly_9> .
[08:23] * C'est_la_V nods sagely
[08:23] <C'est_la_V> Just get lots of Gatorade for after.
[08:23] <FireFly_9> I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT THAT
[08:23] <C'est_la_V> Oh hehehehehehe ^_^;;
[08:24] <C'est_la_V> Well one day when you're ready we'll discuss the Birds and the Fleas.
[08:24] <FireFly_9> I'M NOT A CHILD
[08:25] <FireFly_9> AND DON'T EVEN START ABOUT MY CHEST
[08:25] <C'est_la_V> heh
[08:25] <FireFly_9> One day when you have back problems I'm going to laugh! Laugh heartily and well!
[08:26] <C'est_la_V> Oh yeah well at least I'll be having fun giving X-chan back problems too!! :P You'll just be rocking your WHEELCHAIR!!
[08:26] <FireFly_9> Arrgh. Don't you mean "Rocking Chair" and I WILL NOT be a spinster!
[08:26] <C'est_la_V> !
[08:27] <C'est_la_V> Do you have someone in mind??
[08:27] <FireFly_9> No of course not!
[08:27] * C'est_la_V leans in closer and looks you in the eye
[08:27] <FireFly_9> you can't you're ion IRC int he other room
[08:27] <C'est_la_V> You're making Typos... that means you're nervous ... oooho....
[08:28] <FireFly_9> nonsense
[08:28] * C'est_la_V snickers
[08:28] <C'est_la_V> So who is it, hotaru-chan? Ne, ne?
[08:28] <FireFly_9> Anyway, tell me about Rubeus
[08:28] <C'est_la_V> YOU LIKE RUBEUS?!
[08:28] <FireFly_9> OF COURSE NOT
[08:29] <FireFly_9> I just wanted to know about him since Chibiusa spoke of him.
[08:29] * C'est_la_V doesn't remember the nemeis people well, they were kind of boring.
[08:29] <C'est_la_V> ^Nemesis
[08:29] <C'est_la_V> I think Rubeus liked to eat Rabbit meat or something...
[08:30] <C'est_la_V> He was always talking about Rabbits.
[08:30] * FireFly_9 nods
[08:30] <C'est_la_V> Your Papa and his friends were more interesting to fight
[08:30] * FireFly_9 doesn't know if she should take that well or not ^_^;;
[08:31] <C'est_la_V> But you know who was REALLY lame?
[08:31] <C'est_la_V> Nephelenia
[08:31] <FireFly_9> She seemed to be troublesome enough...
[08:32] <C'est_la_V> Well you showed up when she got interesting...
[08:32] <C'est_la_V> but for a whole year all she did was sit there and whine about Pegasus...
[08:32] <H3LLi05> what can I say babe, she wanted me HARD
[08:32] <FireFly_9> Ugh are you here?
[08:33] <H3LLi05> ready and willing to pleasure, my gothic lolita treasure
[08:33] <FireFly_9> I AM NOT GOTH NOR LOLITA
[08:33] <C'est_la_V> I mean Queen Beryl at least had a grudge to fulfill and a pain in her heart
[08:34] <H3LLi05> That's the s[BLEEP]tennou aftertaste lol
[08:34] <FireFly_9> >< Can someone please boot him
[08:34] <H3LLi05> Hurt me, babe.
[08:35] <C'est_la_V> Galaxia was trying to save the Universe from Chaos in her own way
[08:35] <C'est_la_V> Ail and Ann just wanted to survive
[08:35] <C'est_la_V> Your Papa was trying to save you...
[08:36] <GERMATOID> ACTUALLY I JUST WANTED REAL. ULTIMATE. POWER
[08:36] <C'est_la_V> YOUR PAPA WAS JUST TRYING TO SAVE YOU
[08:36] <FireFly_9> heh
[08:36] <C'est_la_V> But all Nephelenia did was attack us with insane clowns
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[08:37] <@spiritflame> Irasshai Violent J
[08:37] <Violent J> THE WICKED CLOWNS WILL NEVER DIE!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHA
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[08:38] <C'est_la_V> .............
[08:38] *** H3LLi05 [beastmastah@stable.abattoir.co.jp] has left #suburbansenshi (Yo I gots issues with you, homey!)
[08:39] <C'est_la_V> And then what, at the end, we all got beat up so Usagi-chan could put her right back where she came from in the moon
[08:39] <FireFly_9> We always seem to be mere fodder for her plans.
[08:39] * C'est_la_V shrugs
[08:40] <C'est_la_V> We get beat up so she can have the Academy Award moment where she cries and goes "OH NO! MINNA!!!" and then lets out the power of Ginzuishou.
[08:40] * FireFly_9 sighs
[08:41] <FireFly_9> Our lives as vehicles for her overenthusiastic emotion
[08:41] * C'est_la_V is so glad she quit Crystal Tokyo let me tell you
[08:41] <FireFly_9> But what about the others in the future...
[08:41] * C'est_la_V knows
[08:42] <C'est_la_V> We may have to go there one day and stage a Beerhall Putz
[08:42] <FireFly_9> "putsch"
[08:43] <C'est_la_V> Hai, Hai...
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[08:43] <@spiritflame> Irasshai --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--
[08:43] <FireFly_9> Speaking of Beer Hall Putzes...
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