#843: “Horsing Around”

[22:21] *** Thu Jul 21 2005 - LOGGING START ***
[22:21] *** Now talking in #suburbansenshi
[22:23] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> CHIBIUSA
[22:23] <FireFly_9> ...
[22:23] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> WHERE THE f[BLEEP]k IS CHIBIUSA
[22:24] * FireFly_9 has never known you to want to see her unless she's done something wrong
[22:25] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Dude, 'Taru
[22:25] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I'm about to prove my CSI theory AND help you with your whole Chibiusa - Elios thing
[22:26] <FireFly_9> I gave up on that sometime early last year, you know.
[22:27] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> SHUT UP I'M BEING RESPONSIBLE AND HELPING
[22:27] <FireFly_9> Oh yes?
[22:28] * FireFly_9 PMs Chibiusa
[22:28] *** .`~SugaBB_2999~`. [cndygrrl@gigaport.capitalnet.ct] has joined #suburbansenshi
[22:28] <@spiritflame> Irasshai .`~SugaBB_2999~`.
[22:28] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> watz up biches
[22:29] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Chibi, You gotta stop f[BLEEP]king elios man
[22:29] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> bich i stapped dat sit manths agew
[22:29] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> GOD DAMMIT ALL YOU PEOPLE MOVING ON
[22:30] <FireFly_9> Pardon us for not being the constant cliche
[22:30] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> ...........
[22:30] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> JUST. READ.
[22:30] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> ♦ King County sheriff's detectives are investigating the owners of an Enumclaw-area farm after a Seattle man died from injuries sustained while having sex with a horse boarded on the property.
[22:31] <FireFly_9> ..................
[22:31] <FireFly_9> What manner of inj--- NO I DO NOT WANT TO KNOW
[22:31] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> ♦ Investigators first learned of the farm after the man died at Enumclaw Community Hospital July 2. The county Medical Examiner's Office ruled that the death was accidental and the result of having sex with a horse.
[22:32] <FireFly_9> Please stop. Please.
[22:33] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> eww fack hoe da hall dew u dye from dt sit... elioz wuz alweyz sew carful
[22:33] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> ♦ A surveillance camera picked up the license plate of the car that dropped the man off at the hospital, which led detectives to the farm and other people involved, said sheriff's Sgt. John Urquhart.
[22:33] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Dude The horse f[BLEEP]king drove its lover to the hospital
[22:34] <FireFly_9> That's not physically possible.
[22:34] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> NEITHER SHOULD SEX WITH A HORSE BUT THEREWE ARE
[22:35] <FireFly_9> Wait, lover? Isn't he a rapist?
[22:35] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> when u luv a hoarse vary mach itz nat rap
[22:36] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> ♦ Deputies don't believe a crime occurred because bestiality is not illegal in Washington state and the horse was uninjured, said Urquhart.
[22:36] <FireFly_9> So wait... if the horse was uninjured... then he... was...
[22:36] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> yea he wuz latting tit dew ham
[22:37] <FireFly_9> In all the years I have been in channel this is the most disturbing conversation we have ever had. Ever.
[22:38] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> ♦ But because investigators found chickens, goats and sheep on the property, they are looking into whether animal cruelty — which is a crime — was committed by having sex with these smaller, weaker animals, he said.
[22:38] <FireFly_9> .......................................
[22:38] <FireFly_9> No more. Please no.
[22:39] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> horatru... if becuz dere smallar an weakar itz a kryme, den sance da hoarse waz biggar... wiz it da kriminal?
[22:40] <FireFly_9> That's a good qu-- NO IT'S NOT STOP MAKING ME PONDER THIS
[22:42] <H3LLi05> dude once you do the stallion black, you don't go back
[22:42] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> YEAH BECAUSE YOU DIE
[22:43] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> ♦ The farm was talked about in Internet chat rooms as a destination for people looking to have sex with livestock, he said.
[22:43] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> f[BLEEP]king sick
[22:43] <FireFly_9> Ano... isn't this an internet chat, and are we not discussing the farm as such a place?
[22:44] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> You think too damn much you know that
[22:44] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> ♦ "A significant number of people, we believe, have likely visited this farm," said Urquhart.
[22:44] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> sit itz lik laz vagas
[22:45] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> ♦ The Humane Society of the United States intends to use the case during the next state legislative session as an example of why sex with animals should be outlawed in Washington, said Bob Reder, a Humane Society regional director in Seattle.
[22:45] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> LIKE YOU NEED AN EXAMPLE TO SAY THE NASTY WITH FARM ANIMALS IS A BAD THING?!^TM
[22:46] <H3LLi05> dude you're being speciest
[22:46] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> ♦ Thirty-three states ban sex with animals, he said.
[22:46] <FireFly_9> 50-33 = 17...
[22:47] <H3LLi05> Hey Chibi lets find THE WAY TO AMERICA
[22:47] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> fak u bich i mak mony az a kogal
[22:48] <H3LLi05> f[BLEEP]k you wanna be-guy, im gonna sell this story to CSI
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[22:49] <@spiritflame> Irasshai Quentin Tarentino
[22:51] <Quentin Tarentino> Sorry guys, I got a pimple-faced monkeyboy sucking down the AP wire on an IV like heroin through Richard Pryor's veins ala 1978. The episode's gonna air next season in some kind of dream sequence where Grissom sees the Kentucky Derby and has Erotic fixations on "Son of Secretariat".
[22:51] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> .......................
[22:51] *** Quentin Tarentino has quit IRC (Ciao babes)
[22:52] <H3LLi05> DAAAAMN YOU QUENTIN TAERNTIIIINO
[22:55] *** SYSTEM ANNOUNCE - Part 6 of the Artemis Luna Divorce is Up ***
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