#818: “This Mortal Life”

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Topic is -= So very bitter =-

[23:42] <// J_Daito //> [BLEEP] dammit working is hell
[23:42] <// J_Daito //> how the hell do you fools tolerate this nonsense on a daily basis
[23:42] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> dude you have a job why
[23:43] <// J_Daito //> hah unlike some people I can't waste my time leeching the funds off my blue-haired money tree
[23:43] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I thought you didn't need material s[BLEEP]t
[23:43] <// J_Daito //> I'm not rei.bot you ass I live in a f[BLEEP]king cave
[23:43] <// J_Daito //> I have needs
[23:44] <// J_Daito //> and so I goit this damn job in the legal profession
[23:44] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> hahah you a lawyer why
[23:44] <// J_Daito //> i want to rise to the rank of arch politican and conquer america from the inside otu
[23:44] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> moron
[23:44] <// J_Daito //> Bah, I would normally argue but it's true I f[BLEEP]ked up
[23:45] <// J_Daito //> I have no damn life
[23:45] <// J_Daito //> On call 24/7, people calling me up telling me OH BY THE WAY TOMORROW YOU NEED TO GO TO COURT
[23:45] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> hahah why do you put up with it
[23:45] <// J_Daito //> because I can't surf 4chan reliably in text mode
[23:46] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> hshsh azzhoal u shuld mak a bok lik mi an profat
[23:46] <// J_Daito //> you have a book spore?
[23:46] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> ya itz kalled kogals inkorporated
[23:46] <// J_Daito //> Kogals incorporated?
[23:46] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Yeah it's all about the compensated dating scene
[23:46] <// J_Daito //> hmm how many copies have you sold?
[23:46] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> 2
[23:47] <// J_Daito //> Only 2?
[23:47] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> da seene iz fall of hatarz men.
[23:47] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> dey sed i shuld gav da sit awey 4 fre on mai webcum
[23:47] <// J_Daito //> Didn't you used to give it away for free?
[23:47] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> new nat dis sit dis sit iz spechul
[23:48] <// J_Daito //> yes well, welcome to the hell of unanticipated crap.
[23:48] <// J_Daito //> i heard that law types made ton of money, instead I'm on call like some damn ER doctor
[23:48] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> dew u mak kash
[23:48] <// J_Daito //> no, because I have to start as some kind of damn intern, they get paid in handshakes
[23:49] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> lol why not hypnotize them with your dark general powers
[23:49] <// J_Daito //> they're lawyers they don't think like you or I
[23:49] <// J_Daito //> jedite mind tricks don't work on them
[23:49] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> hahahah you need to marry some rich chick
[23:50] <// J_Daito //> I've seen what Kaioh puts you through, forget it
[23:50] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Dude there are payoffs, I do love her
[23:50] <// J_Daito //> did you love her or her money first
[23:50] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> her, the cash was a bonus
[23:51] <// J_Daito //> then shut up ass you know nothing of seduction for cash, you're just trying to sound like a cool gigolo
[23:51] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> hshshshs geydita gat u bich
[23:51] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> dammit stop deflating my pimp points
[23:51] <// J_Daito //> Ten'ou this STINKS. I'm a SALARYMAN. SALARAYMAN JEDITE
[23:51] <// J_Daito //> God I'm not even that because lawyers work on billable hours
[23:52] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> What;s a billable hour
[23:52] <// J_Daito //> How much work you actually do, so like If I sit on my backside all day and only do three hours of filling out paperwork I get to bill for 3 hours.
[23:53] <// J_Daito //> So therefore even though the wage SOUNDS good, you end up making burgerflipper cash because you only get like 1-2 hours a day
[23:53] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> plus you're on call
[23:53] <// J_Daito //> yes it's CRAP
[23:53] <// J_Daito //> DO NOT BELIEVE THE TELEVISION IT LIES TO YOU
[23:54] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> i jast dayet oldar mens n knack dem ot wi ckloroform and steel dere kash
[23:54] <// J_Daito //> I almost wish I had your job, spore
[23:54] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> why don't you quit and find something else
[23:54] <// J_Daito //> because I put a down payment on a new suite of furniture for the cave from IKEA and I need to pay it back
[23:55] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> man, you paying for s[BLEEP]t what the f[BLEEP]kl
[23:55] <// J_Daito //> because if I go into politics I'll need a real background and crap, and credit checks so I have to start from the bottom and look like an all american boy
[23:55] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> this is japan
[23:55] <// J_Daito //> Yes but I'm invading America in 2008.
[23:56] <// J_Daito //> So I need to get my credit in order, build a big house, get a sexy wife and 2.5 kidlings
[23:56] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> ho da sit suld mari u bich
[23:56] <// J_Daito //> Who said anything about marry? I'm sure a woman could be convinced to play my wife for the right compensation
[23:56] <// J_Daito //> and Mr. maxx power compensates extremely well
[23:57] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> eww dats grass
[23:57] <// J_Daito //> You weren't saying it that nigth when you were black lady ^_~
[23:57] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> i dnt ramambar wat da fack ur tlkaing abut
[23:57] <// J_Daito //> That is an issue for another time however
[23:57] <// J_Daito //> I have to go sleep so I can whore myself out to the MAN for a pittance
[23:58] *** // J_Daito // [Jed@dialup666.darkkingdom.co.jp] has quit IRC (I have a f[BLEEP]king bedtime now ><)
[23:58] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> mohshshshshs geydit hazx a badtime
[23:58] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> lol welcome to the hell of being a working stiff
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