Suburban Senshi IRC Chat #814: “Revenge of the Sloth”
#814: “Revenge of the Sloth”

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Topic is -= So if Darth Vader called up Minako would she think he was a perv deep breathing over the phone? =-

[08:04] <FireFly_9> It is scary to think that the amalgamation of all our DNA might end up combining to form a creature that looks like the father in "Full House".
[08:05] <FireFly_9> Well they used twins to portray Chibiusa-chan in the Myu
[08:05] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Another thing we don't get paid f'ning royalties for
[08:05] <FireFly_9> Goodbye papa.
[08:05] <FireFly_9> Hello, Haruka-poppa.
[08:06] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Have I mentioned yet how much mornings suck.
[08:06] <FireFly_9> Several dozen times.
[08:06] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- is dressed up as Darth Maul
[08:08] <FireFly_9> Star Wars? But that won't come out until July.
[08:08] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> HERE. In Japan.
[08:09] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- is hopping on a Kaioh Heavy Industries private Jet to America in about an hour
[08:09] <FireFly_9> That's... a little obsessive, isn't it?
[08:10] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- is still liquored up nicely from last night's depletion of Mo's Tavern
[08:10] <FireFly_9> What does that have to do with anything?
[08:11] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> It has everything to do with everything. I'd heard rumours that a workprint of the film had got released early on the net, so I went to leech it
[08:11] <FireFly_9> That is highly illegal.
[08:11] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Yeah well the kami had their vengeance on me, but in a cool way
[08:11] <FireFly_9> Oh?
[08:13] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I ended up with SARS wars instead
[08:13] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> -->
[08:14] <FireFly_9> Interesting?
[08:15] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Man to give you an idea... these guys are driving a rich girl home, they get sidetracked by a chick in a bikini, they end up hitting a guy in a bear costume because of it
[08:16] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Then they go out to check on the bear, a ninja dude leaps out of a tree and slashes at them, they go to fight back and the bear whips out a shotgun and blows them away
[08:17] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Then the chick who distracted them goews and fights the kidnapped chick, the kidnapped chicks rips off the other girl's face
[08:17] <FireFly_9> Rips off her face.
[08:17] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> rips off her face yeah
[08:17] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> And it turns out she's an old man underneath
[08:17] <FireFly_9> Good grief...
[08:18] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> And that's the first five minutes before SARS starts turning everyone into puke-spewing zombies
[08:18] <FireFly_9> ..........
[08:18] <// J_Daito //> So Turtle Lover didn't come on to share his thoughts about Endymion
[08:19] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> He will, but he doesn't know about the Tuxedo Mask and Endymion stuff
[08:19] <FireFly_9> I'm surprised you didn't blurt out the truth about us to him in a drunken stupor.
[08:19] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Dude if he knew you were a senshi would he be crank calling you and deep breathing?
[08:20] <FireFly_9> >< possibly
[08:20] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> anyway screw that, I think we should all go on the private jet
[08:20] <// J_Daito //> Private jet, what?
[08:20] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> To go see Revenge of the Sith.
[08:21] <// J_Daito //> Sith are but weaklings compared to a s[BLEEP]tennou
[08:21] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> LOL you put the s[BLEEP]t in s[BLEEP]tennou
[08:21] <// J_Daito //> because I am the s[BLEEP]t
[08:21] <FireFly_9> ugh, honestly
[08:21] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> hay kan i cum 2
[08:21] <FireFly_9> Don't you have school?
[08:22] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> fak dat sit skankura want bak 2 da futar sis nit payin attnashun i kan skap a dey
[08:22] <// J_Daito //> Yes, but don't you make money being a kogal along with Momohara?
[08:22] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> dats da kikas pert abut bang salf emploied
[08:23] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Ahh why the hell not, let's go Chibi
[08:23] <FireFly_9> Haruka-poppa, aren't you supposed to be setting an example? And why did Sakura-chan leave?
[08:23] <// J_Daito //> Probably to look for her annoying parents
[08:24] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I am setting an example, the example is to stand up for your wants and not to be a slave to the man or his indoctrination machine
[08:24] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> new si laft becuz si laves in da futar an needs 2 tak car of sit dere
[08:25] <// J_Daito //> So in other words she went to live where she BELONGS, why don;t YOU follow suit spore
[08:25] <FireFly_9> Haruka-poppa, why do you only develop these "principles" when it allows you to have a pretext for avoiding responsibility?
[08:26] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> fak u geydit if u tok ur own advise ud b laving in a faking othouse
[08:26] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Situational ethics, c'mon let's go
[08:27] * FireFly_9 just shakes her head
[08:27] *** FireFly_9 [] has quit IRC (going to gather everyone)
[08:27] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> this is gonna kick so much ass
[08:27] * // J_Daito // decides to spoil the movie
[08:28] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Don't ba[BLEEP]rd
[08:28] <// J_Daito //> ANAKIN IS VADER
[08:28] *** // J_Daito // [] has quit IRC (hahahah bet you didn't see that coming)
[08:28] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Damn you're slow sometimes
[08:29] *** --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- [] has quit IRC (a twelve hour journey across the sea to see sith kick ass)
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