Suburban Senshi IRC Chat #807: “Pretty Woman”
#807: “Pretty Woman”

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Topic is -= Best wishes to our friend Mango-chan =-

[08:31] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> too damn early to be awake
[08:31] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> hloy sit skankura i ned 2 tank u 4 sanding mi 2 skool
[08:32] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Saki's not here
[08:32] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> sit i luv skoal
[08:32] <// J_Daito //> Skoal as in the tobacco?
[08:32] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> fak of bich i hed fan
[08:32] <// J_Daito //> What kind of fun
[08:33] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> al u gat 2 dew iz war sort sorts an a v nack an da boiz sarrond u
[08:34] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> an af u ignare dem, dey fallow u evan mror an dew ur hamwork 4 u an sit
[08:34] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Man boys used to beat the s[BLEEP]t out of me in school
[08:34] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Mainly cuz I beat the s[BLEEP]t out of them in sports and crap
[08:34] <// J_Daito //> Did you ever get revenge
[08:35] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> hell yeah, why do you think I'm so tough today, taught those ba[BLEEP]rds a lesson
[08:35] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> sew new im da hed of my kliq an da odar garls hat mi
[08:37] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> im gona facking ran dat skool
[08:37] <// J_Daito //> Surely there must be an existing power base that won't take your intrusion lightly
[08:38] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> ya bat im gona brang momo-chun bak frum da futar
[08:38] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> You mean "Silicon" Momohara Momoko?
[08:39] <FireFly_9> Otherwise known as Momohara "56DD" Momoko?
[08:39] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> dewnt b jallis becuz si haz baggar brasts dan u horatru
[08:40] <FireFly_9> She has... a more ample boosm than Pamela Anderson and is half her height.
[08:40] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> LOL you had to search for the bon mot
[08:41] <FireFly_9> And if I did :P
[08:41] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> new si raduced dem a bat becuz wen si fallz ovar its lik impassible 4 har 2 gat bick pu
[08:42] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> alsew si gat bone extansions in har lags sew sis tallar, an botix in har fase an kollagan in har laps
[08:42] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Holy s[BLEEP]t and how old is she again!?
[08:42] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> 16 yars ole new
[08:44] <// J_Daito //> Spore, you realize that given that description she probably makes you, even with your Ginzuishou-aided trampification, look flat as Tomoe here
[08:45] <// J_Daito //> It's very simple, I have legs already
[08:45] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Someone saw seinfield
[08:45] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> sew ur saying si shuld b compatation
[08:46] <// J_Daito //> Yes I am, she could either make your clique the hottest in school, or kick you right out of the top spot. IF I were here, I would
[08:46] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> il hav 2 rethank mai stratagi
[08:46] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> i wundar wat mikakno wuld dew
[08:46] <// J_Daito //> Aino, why wonder about her
[08:47] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> si seams pratty populer
[08:47] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> No that's because X, who has sway, likes her. In school SHE was always chasing boys not the other way around, it's a biased sample
[08:48] * .`~SugaBB_2999~`. nads
[08:48] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> sew weit
[08:49] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> harackra waz an otkast, mikakno waz a boi chasar, horatru iz an emo gith frak, ray.butt iz a miko an dnt gav a sat abut bois, skankura waz a wadow an a geak, puu wuz loaked ina kloset....
[08:50] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> sew i'm lik da onli 1 ho wuz lasted aftar in skool!11
[08:50] <Mdm_Maestro> You're forgetting me, dear.
[08:50] <// J_Daito //> Everyone forgets you, Kaioh.
[08:50] <Mdm_Maestro> Feh.
[08:51] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> biches! i'm lik da onli facking saksess in das famili
[08:51] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> If by "success" you mean being loose and getting men to follow your every whim by showing some skin then yeah
[08:51] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> quastiun: ho gats 2 ran da empaire in da futar. mi or u
[08:52] <// J_Daito //> Question: Who gives a damn about your empire in the future? Me, or you?
[08:52] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> ror nat u ur a facking hippy in da futar
[08:52] <// J_Daito //> LIES
[08:53] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Hahaha Jedite the tree-hugger
[08:53] <// J_Daito //> LIES
[08:53] *** .`~SugaBB_2999~`. [cndygrrl@gigaport.capitalnet.ct] has quit IRC (gid i luv skoal itz sew mach fan)
[08:53] <FireFly_9> Sometimes I seriously dislike that girl. And she is my best friend.
[08:54] <FireFly_9> I *suffered* through school every day because of my quiet nature.
[08:54] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Umm, and the fact you were f[BLEEP]king bipolar and beat the s[BLEEP]t out of kids, crushing their pencil cases and then offering to heal them up.
[08:54] <FireFly_9> ><
[08:55] <// J_Daito //> Ahh, the geeks hate the beautiful people, it's only the way of things.
[08:55] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Tell me about it
[08:55] <// J_Daito //> Hah, well true you're more of a Bishounen than even ME.
[08:55] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> LOL You're not a f[BLEEP]king Bishounen
[08:56] <// J_Daito //> Hello, I actually put effort into my Dark Kingdom work and got loads of energy from desperate young girls
[08:57] <Mdm_Maestro> You realize Chibiusa-chan is doing the same thing, only to boys... using her charm to make them do work... and work is a kind of energy.
[08:57] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> You do that to me too, Michi :P
[08:57] <Mdm_Maestro> But that kind of work is the kind you enjoy
[08:58] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> LOL yeah heh
[09:01] * // J_Daito // ponders this
[09:02] <// J_Daito //> Damn spore is smarter than I thought
[09:02] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Dude don't you have a crush on her adult self?
[09:03] *** // J_Daito // [] has quit IRC (Black Lady Serenity is decidedly adult :))
[09:03] <FireFly_9> Good god.
[09:04] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I got 50000 yen says jed is a hippie in the future because BLS makes him the imperial concubine and whips him completely like Neko did to X
[09:05] <@S.X. Aino> Or like Michiru did to you :P
[09:05] <Mdm_Maestro> heh
[09:05] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> What!? WTF, I'm always gonna be a wild horse
[09:05] <FireFly_9> Hello, Sakura-chan
[09:06] <@S.X. Aino> Hiyas
[09:06] *** @S.X. Aino [user-999who@TARDIS6787.panopticon7.gallifrey.sen] has quit IRC (just defending the family honour)
[09:07] <Mdm_Maestro> Horses are meant to be ridden, Haruka
[09:07] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> What do you mean by that :P
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[09:08] <FireFly_9> Arrgh.
[09:08] *** --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- [] has quit IRC ([Alucard] Yes, My master)
[09:09] * FireFly_9 wonders if anyone else is in channel
[09:10] * FireFly_9 lurks
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