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Topic is -= This one gets a little raw, folks =-

[09:24] *** // J_Daito // [Jed@dialup666.darkkingdom.co.jp] has joined #suburbansenshi
[09:24] <@spiritflame> Irasshai // J_Daito //
[09:24] * // J_Daito // rubs his hands together
[09:25] <// J_Daito //> Oh, this should be delicious
[09:27] <FireFly_9> "Delicious?"
[09:28] <// J_Daito //> Yes.... delicious. For in this battle you are going to see the awakening of a beautiful flower
[09:28] <FireFly_9> "A beautiful flower?" Jedite, you don't say things like that.
[09:29] <// J_Daito //> Foplish little girl...
[09:29] <// J_Daito //> ^foolish
[09:29] <FireFly_9> Excuse me.
[09:29] <// J_Daito //> There is no excuse for you.
[09:30] <FireFly_9> ....
[09:31] *** .`~SugaBB_2999~`. [cndygrrl@gigaport.capitalnet.ct] has joined #suburbansenshi
[09:31] <@spiritflame> Irasshai .`~SugaBB_2999~`.
[09:31] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> ok bich lats gat dis sit ovar wit
[09:33] <// J_Daito //> Yess.... lets....
[09:33] <FireFly_9> I refuse to announce for this
[09:33] <// J_Daito //> That's all right... the EIHGF will be more than happy to keep track of my... conquest.
[09:33] <@spiritflame> do not take me for granted fool
[09:35] * @spiritflame changes topic to `Jedite the idiot vs. Chibiusa, fight end 10:05`
[09:35] /// Battle Mode: // J_Daito // does not wait for formalities, gets out a shotgun and fires it point blank at spore (YOU LAID THE SMACKDOWN!!)
[09:37] * .`~SugaBB_2999~`. is shat in a facking FASE wtf
[09:39] /// Battle Mode: .`~SugaBB_2999~`. tarns lona-p in2 a bomb and bloes da fack ot of geydit (TOTAL PWNAGE!!)
[09:39] <@spiritflame> ♦ 1 all
[09:39] * // J_Daito // cackles and laughs even as he is blackened and charred
[09:40] /// Battle Mode: // J_Daito // rushes over and IMPALES spore with a dark katana (A MISS!)
[09:40] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> /mi dadges fastar dan da eye ken c
[09:42] /// Battle Mode: .`~SugaBB_2999~`. spans arund and baseball slidz undar geydit an stubs ham undar da critch (YOU LAID THE SMACKDOWN!!)
[09:42] * // J_Daito // is stabbed in the crotch! never has been being hurt so bad felt so good!
[09:42] <FireFly_9> ..............
[09:44] /// Battle Mode: // J_Daito // gets a 1000 ton wieght and painfully lifts it into the air, hurling it at the spore (KNOCKDOWN! Opponent down for a 1 count!)
[09:44] <FireFly_9> ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL HER?!
[09:44] <@spiritflame> ♦ 1
[09:44] <@spiritflame> ♦ 2-all
[09:44] * the massive wieght EXPLODES
[09:45] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> BICH! WAT DA FICK?!
[09:45] <// J_Daito //> Yes... yes... release your anger
[09:46] /// Battle Mode: .`~SugaBB_2999~`. takz a shread of da weifgt and rans pu to geydit stabbang ham ovat and ovar agen in da chezt (DEFLECTED!!)
[09:47] * // J_Daito // grabs her arm and folds it fast
[09:47] /// Battle Mode: // J_Daito // licks her chubby little arm (KNOCKDOWN! Opponent down for a 4 count!)
[09:47] <FireFly_9> O_O
[09:47] * .`~SugaBB_2999~`. FEINTS
[09:47] <@spiritflame> ♦ 1
[09:47] <@spiritflame> ♦ 2
[09:48] <@spiritflame> ♦ 3
[09:48] <@spiritflame> ♦ 4
[09:48] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> EWW BICH WHY DA FACK U DID DAT
[09:49] /// Battle Mode: .`~SugaBB_2999~`. tarns lona P int2 a chain sew an cats off geydits arm (BOTCHED! [-ATTACKER STUNNED: LOSE A TURN-])
[09:49] <@spiritflame> ♦ 3-2 jedite
[09:49] <// J_Daito //> Just... the opening I've wanted...
[09:49] /// Battle Mode: // J_Daito // uses an energy dagger to slash violently at Chibiusa's shoulder (TOTAL PWNAGE!!)
[09:50] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> /mi staggers bak blading
[09:50] /// Battle Mode: // J_Daito // spins aroudn quickly and EVISCERATES Chibi (DENIED!)
[09:50] * .`~SugaBB_2999~`. is now known as Black Lady Serenity
[09:51] * Black Lady Serenity has caught the blade in mid swing, and snapped it in her hand
[09:51] <Black Lady Serenity > ♫ Nuh-uh-uh... ♫
[09:52] <// J_Daito //> And there she is.... the deadly blossom
[09:52] <Black Lady Serenity > ♫ If you wanted to see me *runs her finger across his chin then RAKES her nails across his face* you should just have asked. ♫
[09:53] <// J_Daito //> YES! HURT ME!
[09:53] /// Battle Mode: Black Lady Serenity turns her umbrella into a gleaming sword and SLASHES off Jedite's jacket! (KNOCKDOWN! Opponent down for a 6 count!)
[09:54] * // J_Daito // falls over, his jacket slickes off and his chest bleeding
[09:54] <@spiritflame> ♦ 1
[09:54] <@spiritflame> ♦ 2
[09:54] <@spiritflame> ♦ 3
[09:54] <@spiritflame> ♦ 4
[09:54] <@spiritflame> ♦ 5
[09:55] <@spiritflame> ♦ 6
[09:55] /// Battle Mode: // J_Daito // nips back up and wipes some of the blood off his chest, tasting it. Fires back with two ice daggers aimed at the straps on Black Lady's dress (BOTCHED! [-ATTACKER STUNNED: LOSE A TURN-])
[09:56] * Black Lady Serenity wags her finger at Jedite
[09:56] /// Battle Mode: Black Lady Serenity slashes at Jedite's belt (BOTCHED! [-ATTACKER STUNNED: LOSE A TURN-])
[09:56] * // J_Daito // smirks and blocks with his gloved hands
[09:56] <FireFly_9> What's... going on here...
[09:57] /// Battle Mode: // J_Daito // jumps forwards and BEAR HUGS Black Lady, crushing her to him and raking her back with bloody intent (A HIT!!)
[09:57] <@spiritflame> ♦ 5-3
[09:57] <Black Lady Serenity > Ah--ahh!
[09:58] <FireFly_9> This is worse than when Sempai and Xadium tested the /fight command out with a love-love spar that ended up with clothes everywhere and us leavi.... OH NO.
[09:58] * Black Lady Serenity arches in pain and pleasure
[09:59] /// Battle Mode: Black Lady Serenity HEADBUTTS Jedite and kisses him, BITING HIM on the lips (YOU LAID THE SMACKDOWN!!)
[09:59] <// J_Daito //> ARRGH! YES
[09:59] * // J_Daito // winces in ecstatic damage
[10:00] /// Battle Mode: // J_Daito // spins Black Lady Serenity around, still clutching her, and SLAMS her against a wall (TOTAL PWNAGE!!)
[10:00] <@spiritflame> ♦ 6-4
[10:01] * Black Lady Serenity is up against a rock and a... hard place...
[10:01] /// Battle Mode: Black Lady Serenity BITES DOWN on Jedite's neck! (TOTAL PWNAGE!!)
[10:01] * // J_Daito // yells out in blissful agony
[10:02] <FireFly_9> WHAT KIND OF FIGHT IS THIS?! (as if I didn't already know)
[10:02] /// Battle Mode: // J_Daito // pushes black lady down violently and goes for a submission move (A HIT!!)
[10:02] <@spiritflame> ♦ 7-5
[10:03] * Black Lady Serenity is pinned and sweating
[10:03] /// Battle Mode: Black Lady Serenity executes a reversal and gets on top of things (TOTAL PWNAGE!!)
[10:03] <@spiritflame> ♦ 7-6
[10:04] * // J_Daito // enjoys the view for a moment
[10:04] /// Battle Mode: // J_Daito // grabs her by the odango and makes her scream (A MISS!)
[10:04] * Black Lady Serenity shakes her head and smiles darkly
[10:05] /// Battle Mode: Black Lady Serenity crushes him in her thighs like Xenia Onataopp from GoldenEye (A HIT!!)
[10:06] <@spiritflame> ♦ 7-all, tie, sudden death
[10:07] <// J_Daito //> Well, my deadly beauty, it looks like I get the last thrust...
[10:07] <Black Lady Serenity > ♫ You think you can take me down? ♫
[10:07] /// Battle Mode: // J_Daito // rolls her over and does just that (YOU LAID THE SMACKDOWN!!)
[10:08] <Black Lady Serenity > ♡ Oh~~! ♡
[10:08] <FireFly_9> Oh my god.
[10:08] <FireFly_9> As if Sempai wasn't bad enough
[10:08] * @spiritflame tosses a tarp over the shifting, squirming bodies
[10:08] <@spiritflame> ♦ your winner.... jedite
[10:09] * FireFly_9 covers her ears
[10:09] <FireFly_9> You know... I wonder how long she can hold that transformation
[10:09] * // J_Daito //'s scream of horror can be heard
[10:10] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> OH WAT DA FACK EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW MAI GAWD
[10:12] *** // J_Daito // [Jed@dialup666.darkkingdom.co.jp] has quit IRC (For I have seen the mountaintop... and will scale that summit again one day. mark me)
[10:12] *** .`~SugaBB_2999~`. [cndygrrl@gigaport.capitalnet.ct] has quit IRC (ho sit i feal nasti nasti nasti fack)
[10:12] <FireFly_9> This was a fight... where everyone lost. Especially the audience ><
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