Suburban Senshi IRC Chat #797: “Budokai Fight 9: Minako vs.”
#797: “Budokai Fight 9: Minako vs.”

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Topic is -= Nepotism vs. the Random Battle System! Who will win?! =-

[07:16] * @spiritflame leans on the Xadiums' TARDIS, arms crossed
[07:17] <// J_Daito //> So are you ready for your fight this morning
[07:17] <@spiritflame> i am always ready
[07:17] <// J_Daito //> Heh my money is on you
[07:17] <@spiritflame> very wise
DCC Chat Session
Client: C'est_la_V
Acknowledging Chat Request...
[07:18] <C'est_la_V> Ohayo, X-chan!!
[07:18] <@Dr_Xadium> morning
[07:18] <C'est_la_V> You're still sleepy XD
[07:19] * @Dr_Xadium is barely awake and checking news sites
[07:19] * C'est_la_V hugs you softly
[07:19] <@Dr_Xadium> What's up besides you? Speaking of which why are you awake, I usually have to pull you out of bed at 11:30
[07:20] <C'est_la_V> Moh... did you forget? Today's my fight with!! One more step to becoming an OP!! WAI!!
[07:20] * @Dr_Xadium runs a hand through your hair
[07:21] <@Dr_Xadium> Do be careful.
[07:21] <C'est_la_V> fights clean... I'm not afraid of that but...
[07:22] * C'est_la_V leans her chin on your shoulder
[07:22] <C'est_la_V> I really don't know if I can beat her.
[07:22] <C'est_la_V> What do you think??
[07:23] <@Dr_Xadium> I always bet on you, Mina ♡
[07:23] * C'est_la_V wants an honest answer :P
[07:23] <@Dr_Xadium> heh
[07:24] <@Dr_Xadium> Minako, to be blunt, if she was going all out I think she could smear you all over the house. Hell she could smear *Galactus* all over the house.
[07:24] * C'est_la_V nods
[07:24] <@Dr_Xadium> But she'll be keeping herself about even with you, so it will be like a sparring match.
[07:25] * C'est_la_V hates to say it but is kind of scared, only fought one time in her princess form and *would not die*
[07:25] <@Dr_Xadium> I don't really remember that, being rather beat up at the time
[07:26] * C'est_la_V chuckles "That was before we were married"
[07:26] * @Dr_Xadium kisses you on the forehead "Just do your best, you don't have to prove anything to me, love."
[07:27] <C'est_la_V> So does that mean I get OPs?? ^_~
[07:27] <@Dr_Xadium> hah nooooo
[07:27] <C'est_la_V> Moh *bops you on the head with a toy hammer*
[07:27] <@Dr_Xadium> What do you want with it anyway heh
[07:28] * C'est_la_V hugs you from behind "X-chan, thanks for being so nice to me."
[07:28] <@Dr_Xadium> Mina you rarely ever say things like that...
[07:29] * C'est_la_V shrugs
[07:29] <C'est_la_V> I always figured you knew without me saying
[07:29] <@Dr_Xadium> I did every time I looked into your eyes
[07:30] <C'est_la_V> good *kiss*
[07:30] <@Dr_Xadium> Minako don't worry about this match so much
DCC Session Closed

[07:32] <C'est_la_V>, I'm ready for our match.
[07:32] * @spiritflame nods and dials her power down to .000000000000000000000000000000000002%
[07:32] <C'est_la_V> Do you have to be so obvious about the difference between us :P
[07:33] <@spiritflame> heh
[07:33] <@Dr_Xadium> Minako-chan!
[07:33] * C'est_la_V is now known as Sailor Venus
[07:33] <Sailor Venus> Hai??
[07:33] <@Dr_Xadium> I'm leaving stuff out. Like the whole thing where Sailor Venus -- oh, they're all Sailor Bla, where Bla is some planet except for where it's not a planet -- Sailor Venus is off doing her own thing, totally cognizant of her past life and totally hacked off with the unprofessional attitudes of her fellow sailor guardians, because professionalism is the hallmark of people who fight rubber monsters in fetishy sailor costumes."
[07:34] <Sailor Venus> What. The. Hell. Is. That.
[07:34] <@Dr_Xadium> Anyhow. I am catching you up on this for one reason, and one reason only: I want to complain about Kuroki Mio.
[07:34] <Sailor Venus> ooh
[07:37] <Sailor Venus> link me. Itoushi!
[07:37] <@Dr_Xadium> -->
[07:37] * Sailor Venus pulls out her cellphone and starts to read
[07:38] <@spiritflame> ano.... the battle
[07:38] <Sailor Venus> The problem is, I cannot possibly accept that this girl is capable of seduction, because she has the world's hugest mouth. When she talks, her skull flies up off of her lower jaw, angling back and forth in the air against gravity, proving that she is, in fact, half Canadian. When she kisses people, their jaws break.
[07:38] <Sailor Venus> LOL X-chan that's what you always said about her!!
[07:38] <@Dr_Xadium> hah
[07:40] * Sailor Venus reads it and LOLs
[07:41] <Sailor Venus> Ok I feel better now, thank you X-chan ♡
[07:41] * @Dr_Xadium hugs Mina "Best of luck, my love-- after this I'll take you out for Pizza either way."
[07:41] * Sailor Venus nods and adopts a ready position.
[07:42] * @spiritflame cracks her neck both ways and sets her shoulders and similarly adopts a ready stance
[07:42] * // J_Daito // is now known as Announcer Jedite
[07:49] <Announcer Jedite> All right let's get this going! The concubine of the server operator versus my ex-incredibly hot girlfriend!
[07:49] <@Dr_Xadium> She's my wife :P
[07:50] * @spiritflame shakes her head
[07:50] <Announcer Jedite> call it!
[07:50] <@spiritflame> heads
[07:51] <Announcer Jedite> and the EIHGF gets it!
[07:51] <@Dr_Xadium> Keep your chin up, Minako!
[07:51] <Michiru [en Paris]> Decimate her,!
[07:52] <Sailor Venus> "-sama?"
[07:52] /// Battle Mode: @spiritflame extends her left arm inspector gadget style at high velocity to deliver a throat strike (TOTAL PWNAGE!!)
[07:52] * Sailor Venus gasps and goes flying back, wheezing for air
[07:53] <Announcer Jedite> 1-nothing EIHGF! fight ends at 8:22
[07:53] * @Dr_Xadium changes topic to `Minako vs., Fight ends at 8:22`
[07:54] /// Battle Mode: Sailor Venus lashes out with her love-me chain and enfolds's arm (DENIED!)
[07:54] * @spiritflame watches the chain wrap around her arm and then shatters it with a sideways pull
[07:55] * @Dr_Xadium is hit by t aglowing link fragment which vanishes shortly thereafter
[07:55] /// Battle Mode: @spiritflame ZWEEs in front of Venus and uppercuts her in the stomach with a palm strike (A HIT!!)
[07:56] * Sailor Venus has the wind knocked out of her and flies into the air smashing into the ceiling
[07:56] <Announcer Jedite> Ooh, that's gotta hurt! Venus gets taken higher than Xadium could ever take her! 2-0 EIHGF!
[07:57] <@Dr_Xadium> JEDITE Shut it
[07:57] /// Battle Mode: Sailor Venus twists around in midair and rains down a barrage of crescent beams at (A MISS!)
[07:58] * @spiritflame 's right arm goes back and forth in a blur deflecting the beams
[07:59] /// Battle Mode: @spiritflame catches venus on the way down by the ankle and swings her, slamming her into the TARDIS (BOTCHED! [-ATTACKER STUNNED: LOSE A TURN-])
[07:59] * Sailor Venus reverses the reversal and slams instead
[07:59] <Announcer Jedite> OOH, an opening has developed, but can the goddess of LURVE capitalize! Still 2-nothing EIHGF!
[08:00] /// Battle Mode: Sailor Venus grits her teeth and ducks low, charging, building ki around her fists, then hits in the stomach and releases dual rolling heart vibrations (YOU LAID THE SMACKDOWN!!)
[08:01] * @spiritflame is pushed back by the explosions
[08:02] /// Battle Mode: Sailor Venus puts her right index and middle finger against the underside of's chin and fires a full power crescent beam (A MISS!)
[08:02] * @spiritflame liquifies and slips out of proximity
[08:03] <Announcer Jedite> And after that slippery move this exchange is over! Venus closes the gap to 1 point! 2-1 advantage EIHGF!
[08:04] /// Battle Mode: @spiritflame slides under Venus legs in metallic form and then reforms, hurling Venus into the air and back into the ceiling (BLOCKED!!)
[08:04] * Sailor Venus somersaults in midair and swings around, landing behind
[08:05] /// Battle Mode: Sailor Venus pulls out the Holy sword of the moon and runs through in the back (A MISS!)
[08:05] * @spiritflame sidesteps smoothly
[08:05] /// Battle Mode: @spiritflame spins around and hurls five razor-sharp ofuda at Venus' midsection (TOTAL PWNAGE!!)
[08:06] * Sailor Venus screams in pain as they shred the front of her uniform's plastisilk armour, cutting her somach lightly but painfully
[08:06] <@Dr_Xadium> Mina!
[08:07] <Announcer Jedite> Stay back Time Lord, your woman can handle it, she's a senshi after all! 3-1 EIHGF!
[08:08] * Sailor Venus nods and grits her teeth, ripping off part of her back bow and using the healing fabric to close up her wounds but not fully.
[08:08] /// Battle Mode: Sailor Venus grabs the Venus Mic and sings (badly) a Kuroki Mio song, going for a Venus 10 Billion volt Rock' n Rouge Attack (DENIED!)
[08:09] * @spiritflame smirks and grooves her head to the beat ever so slightly
[08:09] <Sailor Venus> Uso!
[08:09] /// Battle Mode: @spiritflame forms a flaming bow in her hands and fires off a flame sniper to Venus' right knee (CRITICAL HIT [-DOUBLE DAMAGE!-])
[08:10] * Sailor Venus drops to the ground clutching her knee and wincing
[08:10] <@Dr_Xadium> Minako-chan!!
[08:11] <Announcer Jedite> HAHA! EIHGF just shot out the Venus' knee! Since most of her dodges involve her strong legs, this is a crtiical hit!
[08:11] <Announcer Jedite> 5-1 EIHGF with 10 minutes left!
[08:11] * Sailor Venus grits her teeth, still on her back.
[08:12] /// Battle Mode: Sailor Venus lashes out with the love-me chain to's eyes (DENIED!)
[08:12] * @spiritflame catches the chain easily
[08:12] /// Battle Mode: @spiritflame roughly hauls venus to her using the chain (YOU LAID THE SMACKDOWN!!)
[08:13] * Sailor Venus SLAMS into rei-bot-chan's hard metal body and gets busted open in the forehead
[08:13] <Announcer Jedite> Haha looks like Venus is only good for one thing on her back and it's not fighting! EIHGF just continues her path of dominance!
[08:14] <@Dr_Xadium> THAT. IS. MY. WIFE. YOU'RE. TALKING. ABOUT.
[08:14] * Sailor Venus is now known as Princess Venus
[08:14] * Princess Venus pulls herself to her feet coldly, snapping her knee back in place with a slam from the butt of the holy sword
[08:15] /// Battle Mode: Princess Venus walks over to calmly and punches her in the face (DENIED!)
[08:15] * @spiritflame catches the fist in midair. has seen this all before
[08:15] /// Battle Mode: @spiritflame uses her other arm to return the favor and punch venus in the face, holding onto her hand so the recoil won't let her get away (DEFLECTED!!)
[08:16] * Princess Venus smirks and catches's fist
[08:16] <Announcer Jedite> It's a standoff between the twin goddesses of war! But the score is still 6-1 on!
[08:17] /// Battle Mode: Princess Venus headbutts to break the hold (DEFLECTED!!)
[08:18] * @spiritflame meets the headbutt and there is a thunderclap between the two
[08:18] /// Battle Mode: @spiritflame fires low-grade lasers from her eyes, not enough to blind but enough to stun (DEFLECTED!!)
[08:18] * Princess Venus ducks alittle and lets the beans bounce off her tiara
[08:19] /// Battle Mode: Princess Venus releases's hand and b[BLEEP]chslaps her 50 times in a second (CRITICAL HIT [-DOUBLE DAMAGE!-])
[08:19] <Announcer Jedite> OOh! 3-6 with 3 minutes left!
[08:19] /// Battle Mode: @spiritflame irately grabs the hand that slapped her and crushes it in her iron grip (BOTCHED! [-ATTACKER STUNNED: LOSE A TURN-])
[08:20] * Princess Venus smiles darkly
[08:20] /// Battle Mode: Princess Venus b[BLEEP]chslaps again and follows up with a Princess V kick (DENIED!)
[08:20] /// Battle Mode: Princess Venus swings around and slashes at rei.obt's neck with her sword (DEFLECTED!!)
[08:21] * @spiritflame catches the blade with her hand
[08:21] /// Battle Mode: @spiritflame spins Venus around via the blade anfd then does a standing dropkick to her head, sending her into Xadium (DEFLECTED!!)
[08:21] * Princess Venus stands firm
[08:22] /// Battle Mode: Princess Venus last second attack (A MISS!)
[08:22] <Announcer Jedite> and with that generic waste, the match ends! EIHGF wins!
[08:23] * @spiritflame bows to Venus
[08:23] * Announcer Jedite is now known as // J_Daito //
[08:23] * Princess Venus nods her head slowly
[08:23] * Princess Venus stares ahead impassively
[08:24] * @Dr_Xadium walks over to her
[08:24] <Princess Venus> I was defeated.
[08:24] * @Dr_Xadium gently turns her around to face him
[08:24] <@Dr_Xadium> It doesn't matter *kisses her*
[08:25] * Princess Venus lets the warm feeling of love wash over her and her steely resolve melts
[08:25] * Princess Venus is now known as C'est_la_V
[08:25] <C'est_la_V> Moh... *kiss* Now I won't get OPs :<
[08:25] <@Dr_Xadium> Your stomach *touches the cut marks*
[08:26] <C'est_la_V> Ittai ta ta... *winces*
[08:27] * @Dr_Xadium finds a scrap of the healing back bow left over from the fight and gently bandages the wound
[08:27] <C'est_la_V> domo
[08:27] <C'est_la_V> But it would have healed up in a few hours anyway.. ^_^
[08:27] * @Dr_Xadium puts his arm around mina
[08:28] <@Dr_Xadium> Let's go for a walk, love.
[08:28] <C'est_la_V> Pizza??
[08:28] <@Dr_Xadium> Yup!
[08:28] <C'est_la_V> Wai! Wai~~! Pizza!!
[08:29] *** C'est_la_V [] has quit IRC (But I still want OPs :P)
[08:30] *** @Dr_Xadium [user-19fasjd@TARDIS14356.panopticon.gallifrey.sen] has quit IRC (Maybe next year, sweetheart)
[08:30] * // J_Daito // vomits at the sap
[08:30] <// J_Daito //> Hmm the final four is almost complete
[08:31] * @spiritflame nods, is interested to see how her pet, whom she has apparently trained in the future, will do
[08:32] <// J_Daito //> Your "pet" is all angsty over something that's ridiculous. Toying with life is what makes being strong so appealing
[08:32] <@spiritflame> she understands her lesson you do not
[08:33] <// J_Daito //> I'm a bad man. I do bad things. Why would I care about the life of some 24-hour construct other than to see how many times I could torture it in that period?
[08:33] <@spiritflame> if it were your child you might think differently
[08:34] *** // J_Daito // [] has quit IRC (I have no interest in children other than as potential cannon fodder for mine armies)
[08:34] *** @spiritflame [] has quit IRC (so sad)
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