#787: “The Accidential Hentai”

*** Now talking in #suburbansenshi
Topic is -= We're back, baby =-

[20:00] <Haruka [On Vacation]> Man.... man That Michael Jackson cracks me up
[20:00] <FireFly_9> You have time to think about Michael Jackson on your engagement trip?
[20:01] <Haruka [On Vacation]> Michi's off in London visiting her Mom's side of the family, I'm chillin in the pubs.
[20:02] * FireFly_9 has been following the Terri Schiavo case
[20:02] * Haruka [On Vacation] hasn't, been too tied up.
[20:03] <Haruka [On Vacation]> literally ^_~
[20:03] <FireFly_9> Far too much information, Haruka-poppa.
[20:04] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> sew wen wil u b cuming bak
[20:05] <Haruka [On Vacation]> Has X made you guys review the Ayaka thing yet?
[20:05] <FireFly_9> No
[20:05] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> nop
[20:07] <Haruka [On Vacation]> well I'll be back like a few days after that XD
[20:08] <FireFly_9> Wonderful.
[20:08] <Haruka [On Vacation]> lol
[20:08] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> bich gat ur bich ass bak hear were nat saffing alune!~~`!11
[20:26] *** Haruka [On Vacation] [THaruka@FXL.blaze.co.jp] has quit IRC (hahaha you guys are f[BLEEP]ked .... and thanks to my engagement so will I be too, but in the good way ^_~)
[20:34] <FireFly_9> Disgusting.
[20:34] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> o wen wall i gast engashed...
[20:52] <// J_Daito //> You'll get "engashed" when I stab you in the face, spore
[20:52] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> facker
[21:42] <// J_Daito //> Well since Ten'ou's not coming back, I think we should get some bloodsport going.
[21:43] * // J_Daito // takes it outside
[21:43] *** C'est_la_V [GldnGoddess@ip6942.ai.co.jp] has joined #suburbansenshi
[21:43] <@rei.bot> Irasshai C'est_la_V
[21:43] * @rei.bot is now known as spiritflame
[21:44] <C'est_la_V> I heard the next Budokai match was coming up??
[21:44] *** Dr_Xadium [user-19fasjd@TARDIS14356.panopticon.gallifrey.sen] has joined #suburbansenshi
[21:44] *** spiritflame sets mode +o Dr_Xadium

[21:44] <@spiritflame> Irasshai @Dr_Xadium
[21:44] *** chronos.typhoon.2k4 [gatekeeper@subbasement.capitalnet.ct] has joined #suburbansenshi
[21:44] <@spiritflame> Irasshai chronos.typhoon.2k4
[21:44] <// J_Daito //> That's right. Ahh, there's the Time hag now
[21:44] <chronos.typhoon.2k4> Keh.
[21:45] <C'est_la_V> Wait... Motoki-oniisan is the other fighter right... ??
[21:45] <FireFly_9> Yes.
[21:45] *** Crwn_FruT_Gamer [monotavern.crown.co.jp] has joined #suburbansenshi
[21:45] <@spiritflame> Irasshai Crwn_FruT_Gamer
[21:45] <Crwn_FruT_Gamer> Hello... everyone
[21:45] * Crwn_FruT_Gamer waves at Minako-chan
[21:45] <C'est_la_V> Hi...
[21:46] /// Battle Mode: chronos.typhoon.2k4 SLAMS Furuhata with her BAK 10.2 (TOTAL PWNAGE!!)
[21:46] * @spiritflame changes topic to `Motoki vs. Setsuna, fight end 22:16`
[21:47] * Crwn_FruT_Gamer CRASHES into the ground, what the heck?!
[21:47] <// J_Daito //> Hah he thought he was here to CATER
[21:47] <C'est_la_V> Wait he doesn't know he's fighting?!
[21:47] <Crwn_FruT_Gamer> F... Fight?
[21:48] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> u batter fite bak bich, shes gonan kall u
[21:48] <Crwn_FruT_Gamer> ...KILL?!
[21:48] * Crwn_FruT_Gamer gets up
[21:48] /// Battle Mode: Crwn_FruT_Gamer runs away (KNOCKDOWN! Opponent down for a 6 count!)
[21:48] * chronos.typhoon.2k4 is SLAMMED into and is DOWN
[21:49] <C'est_la_V> Holy crap Motoki-oniisan tried to run away but slammed into Setsuna-san instead!!
[21:49] <C'est_la_V> 1
[21:49] <// J_Daito //> slammed my behind, he wanted to grope-tackle her
[21:49] <C'est_la_V> 2
[21:49] <C'est_la_V> 3
[21:49] <C'est_la_V> 4
[21:49] <C'est_la_V> 5
[21:50] <C'est_la_V> 6
[21:50] * chronos.typhoon.2k4 gets back up and shoves the lech off her
[21:50] <Crwn_FruT_Gamer> I'm not a lech... my hands landed there by accidnet!@! really!
[21:50] /// Battle Mode: chronos.typhoon.2k4 knee the lecher in the gonads (BOTCHED! [-ATTACKER STUNNED: LOSE A TURN-])
[21:51] <C'est_la_V> OOH, Setsuna-san went for a kick to the nuts but Motoki-san has a steel cup!! I wonder why!!
[21:51] /// Battle Mode: Crwn_FruT_Gamer tries to check if Setsuna-kun is all right (CRITICAL HIT [-DOUBLE DAMAGE!-])
[21:51] * chronos.typhoon.2k4 is FELT UP and SCANDALIZED!!
[21:52] <C'est_la_V> Whoa! he's got fast hands!! 3-1 Motoki-oniisan!!
[21:53] /// Battle Mode: Crwn_FruT_Gamer tries to help Setsuna-kun up and explain it was all an slip of the hand (DEFLECTED!!)
[21:53] * chronos.typhoon.2k4 SLAPS Motoki's hand away
[21:54] /// Battle Mode: chronos.typhoon.2k4 cryptically punches out motoki (DEFLECTED!!)
[21:54] * Crwn_FruT_Gamer comically trips backwards and avoids the punch
[21:55] /// Battle Mode: Crwn_FruT_Gamer gets up and tries to take setsuna-kun by the shoulders to calm her (KNOCKDOWN! Opponent down for a 5 count!)
[21:55] <chronos.typhoon.2k4> /em FALLS BACK and is pinned!!
[21:55] <C'est_la_V> Whoa!! Motoki-san is being aggressive!! 4-1 in his favor!!
[21:55] <C'est_la_V> 1
[21:55] <C'est_la_V> 2
[21:56] <C'est_la_V> 3
[21:56] <C'est_la_V> 4
[21:56] * chronos.typhoon.2k4 pushes Motoki off and gets up
[21:56] /// Battle Mode: chronos.typhoon.2k4 HURLS her BAK at Motoki's head (TOTAL PWNAGE!!)
[21:57] * Crwn_FruT_Gamer is BRAINED and staggers back
[21:57] <C'est_la_V> And it's 4-2, still Motoki-oniisan's game!!
[21:57] /// Battle Mode: Crwn_FruT_Gamer gets back up, grabbing onto Setsuna for supoort (CRITICAL HIT [-DOUBLE DAMAGE!-])
[21:58] * chronos.typhoon.2k4 is cupped somewhere only the King can cup and is paralyzed with ire!
[21:58] <C'est_la_V> Whoah!! Make that 6-2, Motoki!!
[21:58] /// Battle Mode: chronos.typhoon.2k4 SLAPS Motoki (BLOCKED!!)
[21:59] * Crwn_FruT_Gamer ducked at the last second to tie his shoelaces
[21:59] /// Battle Mode: Crwn_FruT_Gamer turns back around to look Setsuna in the eye (YOU LAID THE SMACKDOWN!!)
[21:59] * chronos.typhoon.2k4 was KISSED
[22:00] <C'est_la_V> A LITTLE TOO CLOSE FOR COMFORT!! Motoki-oniisan increases his lead!! 7-2!!
[22:00] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> i dnt fackin belleef si sit.
[22:00] <// J_Daito //> ...................That man is incredible.
[22:01] /// Battle Mode: chronos.typhoon.2k4 backhands Motoki (BLOCKED!!)
[22:01] * Crwn_FruT_Gamer had turned to look at Chibiusa-chan
[22:01] <@Dr_Xadium> His luck factor is insane...
[22:01] /// Battle Mode: Crwn_FruT_Gamer waves his hands frantically (DEFLECTED!!)
[22:02] * chronos.typhoon.2k4 isn't buying the excuses
[22:02] /// Battle Mode: chronos.typhoon.2k4 enigmatically rabbit-punches Motoki (A MISS!)
[22:02] * Crwn_FruT_Gamer dodges in a panic
[22:03] /// Battle Mode: Crwn_FruT_Gamer puts on a funny turtle suit to show how harmless he is (CRITICAL HIT [-DOUBLE DAMAGE!-])
[22:03] * chronos.typhoon.2k4 sees it is CROTCHLESS
[22:04] <C'est_la_V> na...ni.... nine to two... Motoki-oniisan...
[22:05] /// Battle Mode: chronos.typhoon.2k4 in an incensed panic, starts to SMASH Motoki with her BAK repeatedly (DENIED!)
[22:05] * Crwn_FruT_Gamer had took off the suit, that's what you're hitting
[22:06] /// Battle Mode: Crwn_FruT_Gamer is embarassingly nude (A HIT!!)
[22:06] * chronos.typhoon.2k4 sees this and FAINTS for a moment
[22:06] * C'est_la_V covers her eyes
[22:07] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> its lik a tothpik
[22:07] /// Battle Mode: chronos.typhoon.2k4 LASHES OUT with her fist at the unrpotected toothpick (TOTAL PWNAGE!!)
[22:07] * Crwn_FruT_Gamer is hit in the [BLEEP] and drops
[22:08] <C'est_la_V> Does it hurt less when it's so small?? Anyway!! The score is 10-3, Motoki-oniisan!!
[22:08] /// Battle Mode: Crwn_FruT_Gamer gets on his knees and begs for mercy (A MISS!)
[22:08] * chronos.typhoon.2k4 is pitiless
[22:08] /// Battle Mode: chronos.typhoon.2k4 chop to the neck (TOTAL PWNAGE!!)
[22:09] * Crwn_FruT_Gamer is hit on the neck and winces in pain
[22:09] <C'est_la_V> flash Slowly but surely Setsuna-san is picking up the slack!! 10-4!!
[22:10] /// Battle Mode: Crwn_FruT_Gamer bows before setsuna his head touching the ground (BLOCKED!!)
[22:10] * chronos.typhoon.2k4 crosses her legs before he can look up her skirt
[22:10] <// J_Daito //> He's like the accidential hentai.
[22:11] <C'est_la_V> 6 minutes left
[22:11] <C'est_la_V> Make that five!!
[22:11] /// Battle Mode: chronos.typhoon.2k4 cryptically KICKS Motoki out of the house (DEFLECTED!!)
[22:12] * Crwn_FruT_Gamer dodged by rolling around and grovelling at the right time
[22:12] <FireFly_9> His luck is obscene....
[22:12] /// Battle Mode: Crwn_FruT_Gamer gets up to say he's sprry (TOTAL PWNAGE!!)
[22:12] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> llok were his HED IS?11
[22:13] <C'est_la_V> Motoki-oniisan goes for "puff-puff" with Setsuna-san!! X-chan. take notes for tonight!!
[22:13] * @Dr_Xadium can't help but nosebleed at the thought
[22:13] * chronos.typhoon.2k4 is completely scandalized
[22:14] <C'est_la_V> 3 minutes to go!! Score 11-4, Motoki-oniisan!!
[22:14] /// Battle Mode: chronos.typhoon.2k4 HEADBUTTS him (YOU LAID THE SMACKDOWN!!)
[22:14] <C'est_la_V> Less than 2 minutes!! 11-5!!
[22:14] * Crwn_FruT_Gamer drops to the ground
[22:15] <// J_Daito //> If I were him I'd run out the clock
[22:15] <FireFly_9> He has the edge, being as he has one move left now
[22:15] /// Battle Mode: Crwn_FruT_Gamer gets up and shakes Setsuna-kun to snap her to her sense (TOTAL PWNAGE!!)
[22:16] * chronos.typhoon.2k4 is BEING GROPED AGAIN!!!! ><><><
[22:16] <C'est_la_V> And that's it!! The match is over!! Motoki-oniisan wins!!! He advances!! Women, fear for your bodies!!
[22:16] *** chronos.typhoon.2k4 [gatekeeper@subbasement.capitalnet.ct] has quit IRC (I don't believe this)
[22:16] *** Crwn_FruT_Gamer [monotavern.crown.co.jp] has quit IRC (did I win something?)
[22:17] * C'est_la_V is in shock
[22:17] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> wat... da ficlk... jast hippened...
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