#776: “Budokai 2k5: Round 1”

*** Now talking in #suburbansenshi
Topic is -= Place your bets! =-

[20:36] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Who's the man who's the man
[20:36] <// J_Daito //> Not you, cross-dresser no senshi
[20:36] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Oh yeah, I'm f[BLEEP]king famous
[20:37] <// J_Daito //> Hmm?
[20:37] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Look in the quotes for the section under "turk trek" --> https://www.bijouflix.com/goods/bijou_store1vcd_T.htm
[20:37] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> "Unlike those conservative fuddy-duddies at Paramount, the Turkish ripoff guys have consented to provide the first openly gay Starship captain in Starfleet!" -- SpeedRcrX, SUBURBAN SENSHI
[20:38] <// J_Daito //> LOL they must have been hard up for quotes if they're listing YOU along with the likes of those guys from Film Threat
[20:38] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Screw you man they understand my genius
[20:39] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Now I can add the words "Film Critic" to my already stellar resume
[20:39] <Mdm_Maestro> "slob, dunce, drunk, film critic" Yes, that's about right
[20:39] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Shush, fiance.
[20:40] <Mdm_Maestro> YOU HAVEN'T EVEN FORMALLY PROPOSED YET
[20:40] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> All in good time.
[20:40] *** Dr_Xadium [user-19fasjd.TARDIS14356.panopticon.gallifrey.sen] has joined #suburbansenshi
[20:40] *** spiritflame sets mode +o Dr_Xadium

[20:40] <@spiritflame> Irasshai @Dr_Xadium
[20:40] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> yo X.
[20:41] <@Dr_Xadium> The last of the episode 20 submissions that can count for the contest are in, this one from Indigo. You can find them on the episodes page.
[20:41] <@Dr_Xadium> I will still take endings, but they can't count towards the canonicity contest.
[20:41] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> So who won?
[20:42] <@Dr_Xadium> I'm going to re-read them all cold this weekend and render judgement, and try to explain my decision.
[20:42] <@spiritflame> it is done
[20:42] <@Dr_Xadium> Ahh, thank you, rei.bot.
[20:43] <@Dr_Xadium> Well, since our time is being eatn up by the world guide and outside concerns, we have decided that in the absence of plot, the Month of March will see the return of a venerable Suburban Senshi pastime
[20:43] *** C'est_la_V [GldnGoddess@ip6942.ai.co.jp] has joined #suburbansenshi
[20:43] <@spiritflame> Irasshai C'est_la_V
[20:43] <C'est_la_V> Hold up for a second!!
[20:44] * C'est_la_V wants to point out that the quotes from the "link anything to pluto" contest in the chatbox are up, she's our Very own "Canadian Bacon"!
[20:44] <@Dr_Xadium> "Kevin Bacon"
[20:45] <C'est_la_V> --> https://suburbansenshi.kasterborus.net/ircgames/pluto.html
[20:46] <@Dr_Xadium> Thank you Mina, but as I was about to say, thanks to the chatboxers wanting to hold a budokai, a new "fight" system has been programmed into the Tomoe Labs IRC Server.
[20:46] <@Dr_Xadium> So, the Suburban Senshi-- all of us-- will be having our own Budokai as well!
[20:46] <// J_Daito //> Heh! Finally I can prove my dominion over you all!
[20:47] <@Dr_Xadium> These are the random brackets that rei.bot generated, we will be updating them after every match. --> https://suburbansenshi.kasterborus.net/budokai/2k5-ss.html
[20:47] <C'est_la_V> X-chan is in this..?! But you won't even hit me when we spar!
[20:48] <@Dr_Xadium> I won't be hitting *you* dear.
[20:48] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> YEAH! I can pound the slavedriver into MUD! Crap... I'm going up against the slavedriver's DAUGHTER... ><
[20:49] <@Dr_Xadium> Sakura usually doesn't show up in this channel, she doesn't seem keen on meeting Minako or myself. I wonder why she's fighting?
[20:49] <// J_Daito //> For that matter, why is turtle-boy?
[20:49] <@spiritflame> best of suburban senshi
[20:50] <@spiritflame> all must fight in this
[20:50] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> You're... gonna hold back... right rei?
[20:50] * @spiritflame notes the fight system evens out all power levels.
[20:51] <@spiritflame> rules --> https://suburbansenshi.kasterborus.net/budokai.html
[20:52] * =^catablanca^= delurks
[20:52] <=^catablanca^=> When would this get started?
[20:52] <@Dr_Xadium> Well, unlike the chatboxers, who are still having registrations for two days, we can start, oh... NOW.
[20:52] *** H3LLi05 [beastmastah@stable.abattoir.co.jp] has joined #suburbansenshi
[20:52] <@spiritflame> Irasshai H3LLi05
[20:53] <H3LLi05> Hell yeah this playa's gonna be a cat flaya!
[20:53] <=^catablanca^=> ><
[20:53] <@spiritflame> @Dr_Xadium has started the battle mode
[20:53] <C'est_la_V> Heh, the Budokai's starting!
[20:54] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> f[BLEEP]k give people a change to get f[BLEEP]king popcorn!
[20:54] <@Dr_Xadium> The fight will last thirty minutes. Most points wins.
[20:55] * H3LLi05 spits on his hands
[20:55] * =^catablanca^= is now known as The Catman
[20:55] <C'est_la_V> Ooh, Artemis is getting serious!
[20:56] * H3LLi05 is now known as Rev. H. Elios D.
[20:56] <H3LLi05> heh
[20:56] <H3LLi05> Dammit
[20:56] <Reverend H. Elios> Man That's what I get for wantin' color in my nick
[20:57] <The Catman> Quit your jawing and let's go!
[20:57] <@Dr_Xadium> #suburbansenshi budokai fight 1 - Elios v. Artemis, ends at 20:28 - hajime!
[20:58] /// Battle Mode: The Catman LEAPS at Elios with claws out, aiming for the face! (A MISS!)
[20:58] * Reverend H. Elios laughs his ass off and KICKS Catboy off him... in the nuts
[20:59] * The Catman lands on his feet
[20:59] /// Battle Mode: Reverend H. Elios RAMS Catboy in the head with his thickass horn (BLOCKED!!)
[20:59] * The Catman GRABS the horn and holds it fast!
[21:00] /// Battle Mode: The Catman twists Elios' neck and SMASHES him into the back of Mina's sofa! (TOTAL PWNAGE!!)
[21:00] * Reverend H. Elios breaks his damn nose on that couch!
[21:01] <C'est_la_V> Artemis! Don't get blood on my couch!
[21:01] <The Catman> It's red, no one will notice!
[21:01] * Reverend H. Elios transforms to Pegasus and SMASHES his rear hoof into Artemis fool face
[21:02] /// Battle Mode: Reverend H. Elios transforms to Pegasus and SMASHES his rear hoof into Artemis fool face (DEFLECTED!!)
[21:02] <The Catman> Is that all you have, good citizen? *bats Elios' foot away with ease*
[21:02] /// Battle Mode: The Catman hurls a CATARANG at Elios' nose! (YOU LAID THE SMACKDOWN!!)
[21:03] * C'est_la_V grabs the Mic
[21:03] * Reverend H. Elios goes CRASHING into the dining room table
[21:03] <C'est_la_V> OOH, Elios is KNOCKED DOWN by the Catman!! He's nose is bleeding but it's not because he's thinking hentai thoughts!
[21:04] /// Battle Mode: Reverend H. Elios BLASTS Artemis with an image of his worst nightmare (BLOCKED!!)
[21:04] <The Catman> Ha ha! My cat-mask is lined with Tin-foil, you blackgard!
[21:05] <C'est_la_V> Elios tries to get in Artemis' head, but there's nothing there! !
[21:06] <The Catman> ........
[21:06] /// Battle Mode: The Catman HEADBUTTS Elios (DEFLECTED!!)
[21:06] * Reverend H. Elios smacks Artemis aside with his horny golden crystal!
[21:07] <C'est_la_V> Artemis tried to show what a thickhead he was and he failed! Is that a good thing or a bad thing??
[21:07] <The Catman> Mina, quit it!
[21:07] /// Battle Mode: Reverend H. Elios distracts the cat man with pictures of scat, man (CRITICAL HIT [-DOUBLE DAMAGE!-])
[21:08] * The Catman goes REEELING from the gross pr0n attack!
[21:08] <C'est_la_V> Oh gross! Elios manages to even up the score with some NASTY magazines he stole frok Setsuna's closet!
[21:09] /// Battle Mode: The Catman blindly fires a cat-taser at Elios (YOU LAID THE SMACKDOWN!!)
[21:09] * Reverend H. Elios is shocked out his damn mind
[21:09] <C'est_la_V> How Electrifying! In a shocking turn, Artemis has torn the tables!
[21:09] <The Catman> ><
[21:10] * Reverend H. Elios transforms back to normal
[21:10] /// Battle Mode: Reverend H. Elios charges the damn talking rat (A HIT!!)
[21:10] * The Catman goes CRASHING through a window
[21:11] <C'est_la_V> Artemis got knocked outside by the rampaging Elios!
[21:11] * Reverend H. Elios leaps out the window after the cat
[21:12] /// Battle Mode: The Catman hides in the snow camoflauged and then leaps up BITING through Elios' left tendon! (BLOCKED!!)
[21:12] * Reverend H. Elios is weating combat boots, biotch!
[21:13] /// Battle Mode: Reverend H. Elios STEPS on Artemis' head (BLOCKED!!)
[21:13] * The Catman uses his mighty-cat-gauntlets to Push Elios' foot away
[21:13] /// Battle Mode: The Catman SNAPS Elios' foot sideways, trying to break the leg! (BLOCKED!!)
[21:14] * Reverend H. Elios reverses and GRINDS Artemis into the ground!
[21:14] <C'est_la_V> Wow! It's a real Revenge of the Titans as the two are tied at 3 a piece!
[21:15] /// Battle Mode: Reverend H. Elios kicks Artemis into the middle of the street in front of a speeding truck (A MISS!)
[21:15] * The Catman executes a tight roll and makes it safely across the street.
[21:15] * The Catman fires a powered catarang grappling hook THROUGH Elios
[21:16] /// Battle Mode: The Catman fires a powered catarang grappling hook THROUGH Elios (A MISS!)
[21:16] <Reverend H. Elios> *dodges* whassamatta yo, you too damn SLOW!
[21:17] /// Battle Mode: Reverend H. Elios grabs a trashcan lid, rips the eims off and HURLS it like a RAZOR WHEEL at Catman (BOTCHED! [-ATTACKER STUNNED: LOSE A TURN-])
[21:18] * Reverend H. Elios watches da damn thing swing around and SLAM INTO HIS ARM
[21:18] <C'est_la_V> Whoah! ELios is stunned! Artemis gets to attack twice! There are only ten minutes left in the fight folks!
[21:19] /// Battle Mode: The Catman fires a catrope into a power pole and SWINGS Across the street, RAMMING his boots into ELios' face! (BLOCKED!!)
[21:19] * Reverend H. Elios ducks at da last sec
[21:20] /// Battle Mode: The Catman swings back around and aims for the back of Elios' neck! (TOTAL PWNAGE!!)
[21:20] * Reverend H. Elios goes smack-DAMN down into the snow
[21:21] <C'est_la_V> Elios is down! But is he out! Artemis has broken the tie!
[21:21] <// J_Daito //> I'm betting on the cat
[21:21] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I'll take that bet. Elios is a wily motehrf[BLEEP]ker. that 5 bucks I owe ya. Double or nothing.
[21:22] <// J_Daito //> Acceptable.
[21:22] /// Battle Mode: Reverend H. Elios gets up and sprays Artemis with his liquid freezing p[BLEEP]s right in the eyes (DEFLECTED!!)
[21:22] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- gets hit with a stream of horse urine ><
[21:23] <The Catman> Wind shear's a killer, My little pony!
[21:23] <C'est_la_V> No... commento
[21:24] /// Battle Mode: The Catman unsheathes his claws and slices OFF the waterworks! (BLOCKED!!)
[21:24] <Reverend H. Elios> You in my yard boy, my [BLEEP] is too damn HARD
[21:24] <The Catman> O_O
[21:25] /// Battle Mode: Reverend H. Elios picks up da trash can and bashes catman in da skull (YOU LAID THE SMACKDOWN!!)
[21:25] <C'est_la_V> And it's tied again, with three minutes to go!
[21:25] * The Catman staggers into the middle of the street
[21:26] /// Battle Mode: The Catman leaps into an incoming car and steers it right at ELios! (A MISS!)
[21:26] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- watches as a f[BLEEP]king car SLAMS into her house!!
[21:26] <C'est_la_V> ARTEMIS WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!
[21:26] /// Battle Mode: Reverend H. Elios lights the gas tank of the car before catman can get out (DENIED!)
[21:27] <Reverend H. Elios> Damn matches ain't worth s[BLEEP]t!
[21:27] /// Battle Mode: The Catman throws the nerd behind the wheel at Elios (BLOCKED!!)
[21:27] * Reverend H. Elios bats the greasy s[BLEEP]t out of his face
[21:27] <C'est_la_V> Things are getting tense in the last minute!
[21:28] /// Battle Mode: Reverend H. Elios just goes for the old choke hold (TOTAL PWNAGE!!)
[21:28] * The Catman is choked out!
[21:28] <@spiritflame> FIGHT END
[21:29] <C'est_la_V> And the winner, by Chokeout, ELIOS!!!
[21:29] * Reverend H. Elios tosses the limp body of Catman aside
[21:29] <// J_Daito //> Dammit!
[21:30] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Hah!
[21:30] * Reverend H. Elios points to the camera
[21:30] <Reverend H. Elios> That's right you punks, The Reverend H is on the scene, and he's gonna be a bone-crushing MACHINE!
[21:31] * The Catman crawls off in disgrace.
[21:31] * @spiritflame goes to update the brackets.
[21:31] <@spiritflame> @Dr_Xadium has stopped the battle mode
[21:32] <C'est_la_V> X-chan, this means either you or Chibiusa-chan will face Elios...
[21:32] <@Dr_Xadium> Well I've been practicing... But I have to admit that is not a fight I would be looking forward to...
[21:33] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> hshshshshshsh zedum... ur lag iz myne!1111
[21:33] <@Dr_Xadium> ><
[21:33] * @spiritflame changes topic to `Next time: Xadium vs. Chibiusa! `
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