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Topic is -= Still working on the world guide so don't expect much =-
[19:10] * FireFly_9 fumes silently at having lost her OP status wihtout having gotten to do anything of note.
[19:10] <C'est_la_V> Come now, Hotaru-chan, we think you did an excellent job as OP
[19:11] <FireFly_9> I'd feel much better about that if the "We" in question wasn't just you. A Drunken you, using the royal "we".
[19:11] <C'est_la_V> We are still drunk from the sake we used to make ourselves drunk so that we might better impersonate the ditzy queen of the Crystal Millennium, whose daughter missed her so.
[19:12] <FireFly_9> Sempai, I think it's admirable that you wanted to make Chibiusa-chan feel better by pretending to be her mother, but you do know she just asked you to do that so that she could take pictures of you drunk and then extort money from Xadium to keep them out of circulation?
[19:13] <C'est_la_V> We are impressed by the cunning of that little one, but we are not without our own tools of blackmail....
[19:13] <FireFly_9> Oh?
[19:14] <C'est_la_V> We took the chance to get the spore-child smashed on vodka. We then rummaged through her computer files and found evidence most -hic- incriminating.
[19:14] <FireFly_9> Like what, if I dare ask?
[19:15] <C'est_la_V> The future princess has been downloading lemon fanfics of herself and her father, and then renting out the explicit parts to various companies.
[19:16] <FireFly_9> Renting out...? I don't quite follow.
[19:16] <C'est_la_V> WE can show you, but we warn you, this could be distressingly unsettling.
[19:16] * FireFly_9 will risk it.
[19:18] <C'est_la_V> ♦ Chibiusa loses her RASNA EXTRA VIRGIN OLIVE OIL
[19:20] <FireFly_9> ....
[19:20] <C'est_la_V> ♦ ChibiUsa opened Mamoru's door that afternoon. She always went to his cozy apartment instead of home because she didn't particuarly care for Usagi. However, Mamoru... Just thinking of him made her heart race and gave her a peculiar tingling in her stomach.
[19:20] <FireFly_9> Some would call that indigestion.
[19:24] <C'est_la_V> ♦ Mamoru had been in his livingroom, watching a hentai film when he heard his door creak open. He quickly shut the TV, knowing it was probably ChibiUsa coming home from school. He sat down and put a blanket over his lap so his HORMEL Snack Size Deli Meats & Cheese wouldn't be as noticable. ChibiUsa pranced into the living room.
[19:25] <C'est_la_V> ♦ "Konichiwa, Mamo-chan!" She shouted, jumping onto his lap and hugging him. She snuggled up close to him, and felt her stomach flutter.
[19:26] <FireFly_9> There's that indigestion again.
[19:26] <// J_Daito //> Or perhaps the beginning of her cannibal ways
[19:30] <C'est_la_V> ♦ "k-k-k-onnichiwa, ChibiUsa..." Mamoru stuutered as she snuggled close to him. For some reason, his future daughter being so close to him was turning on his ADELPHIA HD Digital Service. As she wriggled around trying to get comfortable, she unknowingly was stimulating him, making his need to purchase a Roth IRA account increase.
[19:31] <FireFly_9> .
[19:31] <C'est_la_V> ♦ "Mamo-chan, I love you " she said. "How do you know it's love, ChibiUsa?" he asked. "Because I always get this wonderful tingling in my belly when I think of you..." She told him
[19:32] <FireFly_9> When I was little, I was taught that was the signal to run to the water closet.
[19:32] * // J_Daito // raises an eyebrow
[19:32] <FireFly_9> FOR EXCRETION.
[19:36] <C'est_la_V> ♦ Mamoru's desires were raging now hat he knew she had ENDUST CLOTH & MOP SPRAY for him too. He decided to be daring.
[19:37] <// J_Daito //> Him? Daring? What does that mean? Running away at half-speed?
[19:37] <FireFly_9> How could one not notice her... Endust for him.
[19:42] <C'est_la_V> ♦ "Those feelings don't come from your stomach, ChibiUsa, they come from here." he said, as he lifted her skirt and put his hand on her SPONGEBOB KRABBY PATTY BOBBLER. He could feel the Office Depot(R) Paper Clips through the fabric of her Tupperware.
[19:43] <FireFly_9> ...........................
[19:43] <C'est_la_V> ♦ "You like that, ChibiUsa?" he asked teasingly. He didn't know what he was getting into.
[19:43] <// J_Daito //> And we don't want to know what he's getting into. At all
[19:46] <C'est_la_V> ♦ Her looked her in the eyes and said "Can I take your VISA CHECK CARD ChibiUsa?"
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[19:58] <C'est_la_V> What you don't want to hear about how Chibiusa's DARTH VADER ELECTRONIC VOICE CHANGER grew louder and louder until she had her first EVERLASTING GOBSTOPPER?
[19:59] *** // J_Daito // [Jed@dialup666.darkkingdom.co.jp] has quit IRC (Even s[BLEEP]tennou can only take so much)
[19:59] <C'est_la_V> Hmph.
[20:00] *** C'est_la_V [GldnGoddess@ip6942.ai.co.jp] has quit IRC (The original was here: https://anime.muck.com/~sakura/stories/smoon/ChibiUsa.txt)