Suburban Senshi IRC Chat #765: “Fatal Distraction”
#765: “Fatal Distraction”

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Topic is -= Sailor Suntan =-

[07:18] <FireFly_9> After that the lesions dispersed.
[07:18] <=^catablanca^=> But what about the pus?
[07:18] <FireFly_9> Eaten, I think.
[07:18] *** C'est_la_V [] has joined #suburbansenshi
[07:18] <@spiritflame> Irasshai C'est_la_V
[07:18] <C'est_la_V> Hi Hi!!
[07:19] <FireFly_9> Hello, sempai.
[07:19] <=^catablanca^=> Hi, Mina!
[07:19] * C'est_la_V waves
[07:20] <C'est_la_V> Artemis, can you do me a favour?? X-chan's been in the dumpster lately so I bought him some Bleach, can you give it to him for me, onegai??
[07:20] <FireFly_9> You bought him a *laundry product*? And it's "dumps", BTW.
[07:21] <=^catablanca^=> Mina... you aren't trying to poison him, are you?
[07:21] <C'est_la_V> _; ....baka. I mean the anime. "Bleach".
[07:21] <=^catablanca^=> OHHHHHHH!
[07:21] <FireFly_9> Thank god for that.
[07:21] * C'est_la_V sometimes wonders what you all think of her ><
[07:22] <=^catablanca^=> I'll make sure he gets it... but why can't you give it to him yourself?
[07:22] <C'est_la_V> I'm making myself sparse for a few days.
[07:22] <FireFly_9> "scarce."
[07:22] <=^catablanca^=> I think that'll depress him more... why are you doing that?
[07:23] * C'est_la_V sighs.
[07:23] <C'est_la_V> You guys are my closest friends here... I guess I can tell you. I can't tell X-chan because he'd do something stupid.
[07:23] * FireFly_9 listens.
[07:23] <=^catablanca^=> What's wrong?
[07:24] <C'est_la_V> I've been getting this phone calls, every night.
[07:24] <FireFly_9> A Stalker?
[07:24] <C'est_la_V> He calls me up, says he wants to hear my voice.
[07:24] <=^catablanca^=> God, not another deranged fan, is it?
[07:25] <C'est_la_V> If it was, that would be easy, I could just hunt him down and beat him up.
[07:25] <FireFly_9> Wait... do you know who it is?
[07:25] * C'est_la_V checks to see if Haruka-san is larking in channel.
[07:25] <FireFly_9> HARUKA-POPPA?!
[07:25] <C'est_la_V> Nononono not her...
[07:26] <C'est_la_V> but her friend
[07:26] <=^catablanca^=> Her freind...
[07:26] <FireFly_9> ...that drunken flasher who feels me up on the shinkansen?
[07:27] <C'est_la_V> O_o;
[07:27] <C'est_la_V>
[07:27] <=^catablanca^=> The sadistic ninja clown with the rabid rhesus monkey?
[07:27] <C'est_la_V> NO.
[07:28] <C'est_la_V> It's...
[07:28] * C'est_la_V feels so creeped out
[07:28] <C'est_la_V> Motoki-oniisan.
[07:28] <=^catablanca^=> MOTOKI is calling you!?
[07:29] <C'est_la_V> He tries to disguise his voice, but I know the sounds of the Game Center Crown like the back of my hat.
[07:29] <FireFly_9> "hand," and couldn't it be someone else calling from there?
[07:30] <C'est_la_V> Nope. I used to have a crush on him, so I know his voice really well ♡
[07:30] <=^catablanca^=> But why would he bel calling you and asking you to "talk for him"?
[07:31] <FireFly_9> Because she's Reika-san's cousin, and sounds almost exactly like her!
[07:31] * C'est_la_V sighs.
[07:31] <C'est_la_V> I feel bad for him, and I can't beat him up because he's my friend
[07:32] <=^catablanca^=> Mina... if it's not too... bad... can you... tell us... what...
[07:32] <C'est_la_V> What he wants me to say?
[07:32] <C'est_la_V> Sure
[07:33] <C'est_la_V> "Oh, your shell is so hard, let me help you crawl out of it."
[07:33] <FireFly_9> Good god.
[07:33] <=^catablanca^=> =^O_o;^=
[07:34] <C'est_la_V> Slow and steady... wins the race.
[07:34] <FireFly_9> ...
[07:34] <C'est_la_V> You're my lean, green love machine
[07:34] <=^catablanca^=> You don't say these things, do you?!
[07:35] * C'est_la_V is HAPPILY MARRIED, of course NOT.
[07:35] <C'est_la_V> And even if I wasn't I wouldn't!
[07:35] <FireFly_9> Papa should just make the boy a Turtle-Youma.
[07:36] <C'est_la_V> Anyway, I'm gonna go away for a few days, maybe he'll stop calling.
[07:36] <FireFly_9> I don't think running away will help, but have a safe trip.
[07:36] * C'est_la_V hugs you both
[07:36] * =^catablanca^= hugs back
[07:36] * FireFly_9 too
[07:37] *** C'est_la_V [] has quit IRC (How the mighty are bawling.)
[07:37] <FireFly_9> "Have fallen"... and she's gone.
[07:37] <=^catablanca^=> I should follow her.
[07:37] <FireFly_9> Will you be all right?
[07:38] <=^catablanca^=> I need something to take my mind of "Man-Eater" Luna. Make sure X gets the stuff, ok?
[07:38] <FireFly_9> Right.
[07:38] * FireFly_9 scratches Artemis behind the ears ^_^
[07:39] <=^catablanca^=> *purr* You're so kind =^_^=
[07:39] *** =^catablanca^= [] has quit IRC (Wait Mina!)
[07:39] <FireFly_9> Hmm.
[07:39] * FireFly_9 is away: Things to do.
[07:40] <@spiritflame> remember the episode 20 contest below!
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