Suburban Senshi IRC Chat #762: “Beautiful Beast”
#762: “Beautiful Beast”

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Topic is -= O Gamera where art thou? =-

[03:46] <@spiritflame> system announce - a new log begun -
[03:47] <FireFly_9> After that the colostemy bag exploded.
[03:48] <Crwn_FruT_Gamer> ...................damn.
[03:48] * C'est_la_V notes to X-chan they've been married for 139 days, 12 hours, 31 minutes and 26 seconds ^_~
[03:49] *** @Dr_Xadium [user-19fasjd.TARDIS14356.panopticon.gallifrey.sen] has quit IRC (Shall we celebrate, dear ♡)
[03:50] *** C'est_la_V [] has quit IRC (Love-love!! ♡)
[03:50] <Crwn_FruT_Gamer> ..............
[03:50] <FireFly_9> Bah, those two.
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[03:52] <@spiritflame> Irasshai Jade Ito
[03:52] <Jade Ito> So you've found your partner for life, only thing is - he's an animal. Not just that he leaves hair in the bath and has abominable table manners, but that really he's an animal, i.e. with feathers, scales or whatnot.
[03:53] <Crwn_FruT_Gamer> ?
[03:53] <Jade Ito> But forget his facial hair. So what if he has an overabundance of legs, or must hibernate each winter? All that matters is that you adore him.
[03:53] <Crwn_FruT_Gamer> ................
[03:53] <Jade Ito> So go on, if you really love him and you're in this for life, isn't it time you married your pet?
[03:53] <Crwn_FruT_Gamer> ..................kamekichi?
[03:57] * Crwn_FruT_Gamer looks at his ring. Reika left him, f[BLEEP]king kurt in austria, not being in the oddly named town of f[BLEEP]king, austria with kurt as he had thought.
[03:58] <Jade Ito> Friend. What is your sign?
[03:58] <Crwn_FruT_Gamer> Uhh, Cancer.
[03:59] <Jade Ito> And what is the sign of your pet?
[03:59] <Crwn_FruT_Gamer> I dunno...
[03:59] <Jade Ito> Do you have any clues? Sometimes the things your pet likes to do gives you a hint as to their astrological profile.
[04:00] <Crwn_FruT_Gamer> Uhh, he sits around a lot.
[04:00] <Crwn_FruT_Gamer> I think he likes to eat fish. Or tadpoles or something.
[04:00] <Jade Ito> Ahh, Pisces.
[04:01] <Jade Ito> You Cancer, your pet Pisces
[04:01] <Jade Ito> Yours is a deep and loving bond, easily strong enough to stand the test of time.
[04:01] <Jade Ito> Both of you are incurably romantic, and you both crave peace and stability. You hate to upset, are exceptionally sensitive, and are often overwhelmed by your feelings. Your pet will give you the slushiness you need and instinctively know if you are ever sick or upset. You can both be moody and irritable, but as you are never happier than when making someone else happy, neither you nor your pet will ever want for a thing. It'll love music and needs to be entertained, so leave the radio on whenever you go out, and be sure it has lots of toys and outlets for its imagination.
[04:02] * Crwn_FruT_Gamer sheds a solitary tear. Never been understood before.
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[04:03] <@spiritflame> Irasshai --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--
[04:04] <Jade Ito> Go, friend. Go to your turtle.
[04:04] <Crwn_FruT_Gamer> I'm so sorry, Haruka-kun!
[04:04] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Huh?
[04:04] *** Crwn_FruT_Gamer [] has quit IRC (Kamekichi, wait for meeeeeeeee!)
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[04:05] * Jade Ito is now known as // J_Daito //
[04:05] <// J_Daito //> What a moron.
[04:05] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Dude. What.
[04:06] <// J_Daito //> -->
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[04:06] * // J_Daito // enfolds himself in his cape and vanishes in a haze of cool CGI
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