Suburban Senshi IRC Chat #748: “Birthday bash”</DIV>
#748: “Birthday bash”

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Topic is -= You're not a year older, you're just a year closer to death. =-

[12:44] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Man so I'm reading this kickass shot by shot comparison of Ghost in the Shell and the Matrix.
[12:45] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> -->
[12:45] <FireFly_9> That's... nice.
[12:46] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Hey, what's your problem, you love both those movies
[12:46] * C'est_la_V gives Hotaru-chan a homemade teddy bear for her birthday.
[12:46] <FireFly_9> Thank you, Sempai.
[12:47] <C'est_la_V> My fingers are all bloody, hehe...
[12:47] <FireFly_9> You... really need to be more careful with your knitting... thank you so much...
[12:47] * C'est_la_V smiles
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[12:48] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> How can she type with stuck fingers?
[12:48] <FireFly_9> Because sempai *cares* about the fact that it's my birthday, perhaps?
[12:58] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Oh is it the 3rd already?
[12:58] <FireFly_9> The 6th...
[12:58] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> ror si wuld have forgat ur barthdey alredy
[12:59] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Shut up, runt
[13:00] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Stop trying to get me in trouble
[13:02] <FireFly_9> Bah, it's fine. Last year she bought *herself* a present on my Birthday. So I have limited hopes for this year.
[13:02] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> 'Taru, how old are you now.
[13:02] <FireFly_9> What, don't you even know?
[13:03] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> of Course I do, it's a rhetorical question
[13:03] <FireFly_9> 24.
[13:03] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> 24 huh. So you're a grown woman. An adult.
[13:04] <FireFly_9> What of it?
[13:04] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> ror sis an "adalt" si can be in "adalt" filmz
[13:04] <FireFly_9> Chibiusa... please be quiet.
[13:04] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> The point is, my adopted child... it's time I taught you the hardest lesson of them all.
[13:05] <FireFly_9> You mean aside from "let me bring you death with a world shaking?"
[13:05] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Yeah.
[13:05] <FireFly_9> Oh this should be good.
[13:10] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> You see, the world is a cold, cruel, unforgiving place. In the beginning, you might be coddled by your friends and family, but as you get older people expect you to be more independent, to stand on your own two feet.
[13:13] <FireFly_9> You're a little under four years older than me, yet you rely on Michiru-momma's weath.
[13:13] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> If you haven't noticed, I'm living under a f[BLEEP]king tree typing this out on a palm pilot. I'm cut off. My life is pain.
[13:14] <FireFly_9> Hah.
[13:18] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> So don't think of this as forgetting your brithday. Think of it as your cold, hard introduction to the adult world. My gift to you this year is a kick out of the nest.
[13:19] <FireFly_9> *out of the nest*?! Do you forget how badly you wanted to get me back in, to the point of SMASHING this house and sempai's house back together!?
[13:19] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Every parent has their lapses.
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[13:19] <@spiritflame> Irasshai C'est_la_V
[13:20] <C'est_la_V> /mj hd goten hrt fganers bandged op
[13:20] <FireFly_9> Sempai, you're typing worse than Chibiusa-chan.
[13:20] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> hay i faking resant dat sit
[13:22] <C'est_la_V> bkamr thd badanges
[13:22] * @Dr_Xadium will type for her
[13:22] <FireFly_9> Hello, Xadium-san.
[13:24] <@Dr_Xadium> Happy Birthday, Hotaru. Minako's fingers are rather heavily bandaged, so I'll be typing for her in "quotes".
[13:27] * @Dr_Xadium has a gold pocketwatch for Hotaru.
[13:30] <FireFly_9> Thank you :)
[13:34] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Dude you give EVERYONE Gold pocketwatches. All the time. For everything. Do you have like a crate of them or something?
[13:34] <@Dr_Xadium> Gah.
[13:35] <FireFly_9> Actually, Chibiusa-chan hasn't given me a present yet, either.
[13:35] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> ror bcuz ur an adalt, u kan gat adalt presants, i gan gav u sum pr0n magz.
[13:36] <FireFly_9> Actually, I had something else in mind.
[13:36] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> O sit u went 2 gew 2 a strap clab?!
[13:36] <FireFly_9> No, I don't want to go to a strip club.
[13:40] <FireFly_9> But I do want something from you...
[13:40] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> ?
[13:40] <FireFly_9> Your new husband.
[13:40] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> whoa.. kanki...
[13:41] <C'est_la_V> hotieru ehay yje ge;;>>
[13:51] <@Dr_Xadium> "Hotaru, what the hell?"
[13:53] <FireFly_9> Sempai, you're Artemis' owner...
[13:55] <C'est_la_V> mpnudy oend steis, jr'd ,o nrdt grind...
[13:55] <@Dr_Xadium> "Nobody owns Artemis, he's my best friend."
[13:58] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> Horatru-chun, wat da fick r u planang?
[13:58] <FireFly_9> It's very simple. For my birthday, I want custody of Artemis.
[13:58] <C'est_la_V> jpototyuya, werjhtruh aser ytopiuy rtwaK ASNOPRTIOU,M ioml,m trhe opnmwerjk qwejhopas lrtklasjklewr sdcbjhxartewr opdfotrjhaswenmem,wr!?
[13:59] <@Dr_Xadium> "Hotaru-chan, what are you talking about, I'm the one who takes care of Artemis?"
[14:03] <FireFly_9> Well, no offense, but these days you're too busy, and as you can see, his life has been going downhill. He's lived with me before.
[14:03] <C'est_la_V> bvuropidf yo rtlkwe jhuim ionj wopntr ytopuy bhewrj l;oikle jhiosa mopuhrth rtnjas dfjhttyqw qweoiuil;ds nmasklwe cjh0biouia typouyer dsasiutyhgjkewr wjhewnm sajhwe'as alasp topyuer siusdiuuyer
[14:04] <@Dr_Xadium> Minako, that's incredibly convoluted.
[14:04] * @Dr_Xadium sighs, is being glared at to type it.
[14:09] <@Dr_Xadium> "But Hotaru-chan if you take him in, won't you become his mother, which as he's married to Chibiusa-chan, who's your adopted sister, thus making some kind of strange Tyrannasaurus Rex type type family?" (I think she means "Oedipus Rex")
[14:13] <C'est_la_V> hsdgfhsdgf topto
[14:14] <@Dr_Xadium> "That too."
[14:14] * FireFly_9 has a headache just reading that.
[14:15] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> new whey i wint lat u take mai new men... u chased a wey elioz an new ur trying 2 mack on mai men
[14:16] <FireFly_9> I'm... too damaged to even read that.
[14:16] <@spiritflame> No way, I won't let you take my man... You chased away Elios and now you're trying to mack on my man.
[14:17] <FireFly_9> Sempai... Chibiusa is using Artemis as some kind of demented love toy... allow me to save him.
[14:17] <C'est_la_V> iodfs yo cxasbn fger ghium, bvascvxkj gi fgiortbniuty
[14:18] <@Dr_Xadium> "If you can get your hands on him, go for it"
[14:18] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> faking BICH im gona kick ur skunky az 4 fakicn pu mai marrage
[14:21] <@Dr_Xadium> "WHAT THE HELL DID YOU JUST SAY?!"
[14:21] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> I SED I WUZ GONAN KIK UR SKUNK AZ!
[14:21] * FireFly_9 is away: A task to perform
[14:22] * @Dr_Xadium doesn't want to get into typing this catfiDHGGSESDHG
[14:22] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> ?
[14:24] <@Dr_Xadium> My head got banged into the keyboard... which, since it's a hardened model M, means I am now bleeding.
[14:24] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Yeouch.
[14:25] <@Dr_Xadium> So I suppose I will type this for her.
[14:26] <@Dr_Xadium> "I rememeber how you treated me when I first showed up, Chibiusa-chan, and I'd sure like to kick your pink butt straight through a wall, so bring it!!"
[14:26] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> w00t!
[14:26] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> im gona pat my fot sew fer pu ur as u b criing 4 marci, bich!
[14:27] * FireFly_9 is back
[14:27] <FireFly_9> I have Artemis.
[14:27] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> NHADS OF MAI MEN, HORATRU!@!!
[14:27] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> When you say "have", you don't mean...
[14:27] <FireFly_9> OF COURSE NOT, HARUKA-POPPA.
[14:28] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> bich, ur breking pu mai marriege!1
[14:31] <FireFly_9> You drugged and seduced him when he was under extreme emotional distress, and got married by a man who was *pretending* to be a priest. The marriage was a nullity to begin with.
[14:32] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> HOAM RACKER!@!!!!1111111
[14:32] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> That sounds like a James bond movie title... "Homewrecker."
[14:35] <C'est_la_V> /sdifg hiomkerwerxcha, ghes thwecman wirtjh tgas goldern dun
[14:35] <@Dr_Xadium> "Homewrecker... he's the man with the golden fun..."
[14:39] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> LOL that sounds so wrong.
[14:39] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Congrats, 'Taru, for your birthday you got yourself a dysfunctional cat.
[14:40] <FireFly_9> Poor Artemis has had a hard life... perhaps I can ease his suffering.
[14:40] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> I'll beet u up, horatru!11
[14:45] <FireFly_9> I severely doubt you could.
[14:45] <// J_Daito //> Pistols at dawn! Pistols at dawn! Shoot each other for the love of the cat!
[14:46] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> How long have you lurking
[14:47] <// J_Daito //> Long enough to know I'm getting Tomoe pistols for her birthday.
[14:47] <FireFly_9> I'm not going to Duel Chibiusa.
[14:47] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> ui bettar, u boni assed gith
[14:47] <FireFly_9> WHAT did you just call me?!
[14:47] <C'est_la_V> oijh sdnmopewr
[14:48] <@Dr_Xadium> "Oh, snap!"
[14:48] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> LOL It's hilarious seeing the Doc type "Oh, Snap!"
[14:48] <@Dr_Xadium> ><
[14:49] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> I seD ur a boni azzed GITH, BICH!
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[14:49] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> fak.
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[14:50] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Heh. At least she's not sore because I forgot it was her birthday and didn't give her anything.
[14:50] <// J_Daito //> You are a piece of work, Ten'ou.
[14:51] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Hey, you didn't get her anything.
[14:52] <// J_Daito //> Yes, but I'm an evil ba[BLEEP]rd, it's expected of me.
[14:53] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> You know what the f[BLEEP]k is up with that. I'm a "good guy" and I get s[BLEEP]t. But you're evil, and people cut you slack. What the hell!?
[14:53] <// J_Daito //> Welcome to the modern world, Ten'ou.
[14:55] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> You know, I should f[BLEEP]king become evil.
[14:55] <// J_Daito //> Tomoe thinks you're evil. For that whole trying to kill her thing.
[14:56] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Nah, we got over that after the whole Miss Dream thing.
[14:56] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Maybe I should really be evil man. Then life would be easy for me.
[14:57] <// J_Daito //> I can make you a suit out of tinfoil. You could become "Commander Anus" and wreak havoc upon the world.
[14:58] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Oh, you're a funny man. I bet I could be more evil than your punk ass.
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[14:58] <// J_Daito //> No you couldn't, you're a do-gooding magical girl with a Martyr complex.
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[14:59] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> And you're just wanna-be evil. Evil lite.
[14:59] <// J_Daito //> ...
[15:03] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I mean the last thing you tried to do was take over the US Government with a Kerry Youma and that failed.
[15:03] <// J_Daito //> I got my Jon Stewart Youma to get that clown Tucker Carlson fired.
[15:05] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Dude that falls under the category of "public service", not "great evil."
[15:10] <chronos.typhoon.2k4> He laughs at you. He mocks you. -->
[15:11] <// J_Daito //> Damn you, Time Hag.
[15:11] * chronos.typhoon.2k4 is gone
[15:12] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> So anyway, I repeat: I can be more evil than you.
[15:13] <// J_Daito //> Oh really? Prove it.
[15:14] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I did this. -->
[15:15] * // J_Daito // reflexively vomits
[15:15] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> HAHAHAHAHA
[15:15] <// J_Daito //> This is not over, Ten'ou.... this is not over.
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