Suburban Senshi IRC Chat #742: “Indecent Proposal”</DIV>
#742: “Indecent Proposal”

*** Now talking in #suburbansenshi
Topic is -= We're back! But is that a good thing, or a BAD thing? =-

[02:55] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- is inside, because the autoguns are currently broken
[02:56] <FireFly_9> Half of everything is still broken around here ><
[02:56] <C'est_la_V> X-chan and Tomoe-hakase and are working on things as fast as they can
[02:56] <FireFly_9> Even Artemis is helping.
[02:57] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> f[BLEEP]king bandwidth should be free.
[02:57] * Mdm_Maestro is outside, angry. She won't come in till Haruka capitulates.
[03:00] <// J_Daito //> Blah, this Luna / Ruxpin thing has gotten out of hand.
[03:01] <FireFly_9> We don't have time to worry about that right now, Jedite. Besides, right now it's a Luna / Ruxpin / Artemis / Chibiusa love Rhomboid.
[03:01] <// J_Daito //> The spambots got a whiff of this and they;ve sent me the following mail:
[03:02] <// J_Daito //> Title: "Bizar sexual plushie encounters"
[03:02] <FireFly_9> Gods, it sounds like something Chibiusa-chan would send out ><
[03:02] <C'est_la_V> Yare yare...
[03:03] <// J_Daito //> The body of the mail is this: "Weird f[BLEEP]king positions with weird toys (plushies)"
[03:03] <FireFly_9> You realize you're giving the spam bots MORE fodder, yes?
[03:03] <// J_Daito //> Blast it
[03:03] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> /mi showz pu
[03:04] <// J_Daito //> Well if it isn't Ms. Artemis.
[03:04] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> man shat pu i wuz drank...
[03:04] <FireFly_9> I take it you're going to have the marriage annulled. Thank the gods.
[03:04] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> HALL NEW1
[03:04] <C'est_la_V> NO!?
[03:05] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> u dnt gat tit bich, wehn eliozx is a human hez a boi, wen atremis iZ a cat he's a MEN!11
[03:05] <C'est_la_V> TMI TMI TMI
[03:05] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> moshshshshs new i bat u wish uy ware maried 2 ham
[03:06] * C'est_la_V IS MARRIED and HAS a man and is HAPPY
[03:06] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> WALL SEW AM I BICH!111
[03:06] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Yo, Chibi... I just thought of something
[03:06] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> ?
[03:06] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> If you're from the future, why are you so f[BLEEP]kING STUPID AND WEAK!?
[03:07] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Shouldn't you be like a f[BLEEP]king sueprgenius with death mecha, laser weapons, robots and super powers?!
[03:07] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> ...........
[03:07] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> u kno hararckra...
[03:07] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> dats a facking god quashtun.
[03:07] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> /mi gies of 2 pander dis
[03:07] *** .`~SugaBB_2999~`. [cndygrrl@gigaport.capitalnet.ct] has quit IRC
[03:08] <FireFly_9> Haruka-poppa... what have you DONE!?
[03:08] * @Dr_Xadium is listening to: Sakura Taisen - 01 - Geki! Teikoku Kagekidan Ondo (Kanna version) - Tanaka Mayumi.mp3 [128 kbps]
[03:09] <@Dr_Xadium> Sakura Taisen is a very cool anime. And Geki!... is THE BEST Anime action OP I have heard in a LONG time. It's more upbeat than even Raishiku Ikimasho.
[03:09] <C'est_la_V> That was an ED
[03:09] * @Dr_Xadium is not listening.
[03:09] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> So that's why you'll name Sakura, Sakura, huh?
[03:09] <@Dr_Xadium> ...Sakura would be a very good name for Sakura, yes.
[03:10] <FireFly_9> That... is the most backwards thing you've ever said, Xadium-san.
[03:10] <C'est_la_V> She keeps running away when we show up...
[03:11] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Man, forget Future Kid #2. I'm worried about this new server and s[BLEEP]t. It's like a pet. We have to feed and care it.
[03:11] <@Dr_Xadium> We'll manage.
[03:12] <@Dr_Xadium> My goal is to sell fanarts / take enough donations to be able to pay off the host for one year. So that's about 120 bucks all told. I figure 12 fanarts at 10 a pop should do.
[03:12] <@Dr_Xadium> I'm going to set up the paypal stuff tommorrow and take requests after that in #suburbansenshi2 or by email.
[03:13] * ??? is listening to: [ Yello ] Oh Yeah.mp3 [128 kbps]
[03:13] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Duffman?
[03:13] *** papa_SHiNGO! [] has joined #suburbansenshi
[03:13] <@spiritflame> Irasshai papa_SHiNGO!
[03:14] <C'est_la_V> Who...
[03:14] <FireFly_9> Tsukino Shingo??!
[03:14] <papa_SHiNGO!> Hello, ladies.
[03:14] * H3LLi05 feels a coarse disturbance in the force.
[03:15] <C'est_la_V> Ano... it's Usagi-chan's little brother... but as a Teenager....
[03:15] <papa_SHiNGO!> Hello, my delectable, buxom beautiful butterfly.
[03:15] <C'est_la_V> .....
[03:15] * @Dr_Xadium looks at Shingo crossly.
[03:16] * papa_SHiNGO! goes over to Hotaru-san and kisses her hand delicately.
[03:16] <papa_SHiNGO!> And you, sweet daughter of darkness, whose pale complexion is like the kiss of an angel upon a canvas of marble...
[03:16] * FireFly_9 blushes a bit
[03:17] <C'est_la_V> Shingo-kun! What are you doing?!
[03:17] <H3LLi05> Yeah boy, Hotaru's gonna be MY sex toy!
[03:17] <FireFly_9> CERTAINLY NOT.
[03:18] * papa_SHiNGO! is currently pleasing: (Sakurada Haruna 4 hours, 27 minutes)
[03:18] <C'est_la_V> ....!!!!
[03:18] <papa_SHiNGO!> Yes, my bloonde beauty. Like you, Shingo is well-skilled in the application of the arts of love.
[03:19] <C'est_la_V> .... You're A PIMP!
[03:19] <papa_SHiNGO!> Such a harsh word from such an exquisite beauty.
[03:19] <H3LLi05> hey dunce, this is my turf, you better run at once!
[03:20] <papa_SHiNGO!> Ahh, Helios, the crude man who seeks to force love from these perfect creatures.
[03:21] <papa_SHiNGO!> After his sister ran off with her man, shingo was all alone... but as his youth had been spent amonst such ravishing beauties as you women, whom he had long learned to appreciate for your... talents, he began to develop an ambition.
[03:22] * C'est_la_V reflexively covers her chest and goes stand by her HUSBAND
[03:22] * FireFly_9 backs off as well
[03:22] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- just looks at the pint-sized playa and marvels LOL
[03:24] <papa_SHiNGO!> Shingo spent his free time not as the wayward youth of today, who read their H-magazines and watch their Hentai anime... no. Instead he took psychology courses, counseling seminars, and motivational speaking classes, all to allow him to understand the ways and the dreams of the female creatures who he knew HE MUST HAVE.
[03:24] <C'est_la_V> Kowai...
[03:24] <papa_SHiNGO!> Shingo's Love Lullaby brings the light of love and comfort to the hearts of a women everywhere... for a nominal fee.
[03:24] <C'est_la_V> Yeah, right.
[03:28] <papa_SHiNGO!> You doubt Shingo? Shingo will demonstrate.
[03:28] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Dude this third person s[BLEEP]t was dumb when JED was doing it.
[03:28] <// J_Daito //> Quiet, Ten'ou.
[03:28] * papa_SHiNGO! heads outside, to the Magnificent Miss Michiru.
[03:29] <Mdm_Maestro> What do you want?!
[03:29] <papa_SHiNGO!> Shingo wants nothing... except to soothe your savage soul. SHE cannot possibly understand you, but he does.
[03:30] <Mdm_Maestro> He?
[03:30] <papa_SHiNGO!> Shingo refers to himself in the third person, for Shingo has eliminated his ego, all in the service of love.
[03:30] <FireFly_9> ....
[03:31] <papa_SHiNGO!> When Shingo looks at you, he sees more than a beautiful goddess that could give him carnal pleasure for many hours... he sees a fragil flower, crying out to be held and nourished with the water of love and commitment.
[03:31] <Mdm_Maestro> I...
[03:32] <papa_SHiNGO!> Shingo sees a woman who wants--- no, who NEEDS the commitment of love! The security of being wanted and loved forever!
[03:32] * Mdm_Maestro nods.
[03:32] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Bull s[BLEEP]t... Bulls[BLEEP]t...
[03:33] * papa_SHiNGO! takes Michiru's hand and begins to stroke it slowly. sensually.
[03:33] <papa_SHiNGO!> You want someone... who touches your soul... Shingo sees this... Shingo... knows.
[03:33] <Mdm_Maestro> Y... Yes...
[03:33] * papa_SHiNGO! draws Michiru close.
[03:33] <C'est_la_V> Uso!
[03:34] <papa_SHiNGO!> Michiru, you lovely wonderous maker of heavenly music...
[03:34] <Mdm_Maestro> y...yes...?
[03:34] * papa_SHiNGO! presents her with a gold ring and a business card.
[03:35] <papa_SHiNGO!> Consider this a token of Shingo's esteem for your beauty... and your booty. Come to the Boudoir, and let Shingo release the true woman inside you, make her blossom like the elegant flower she is!
[03:35] * Mdm_Maestro nods, almost swooning.
[03:35] <FireFly_9> I don't believe this.
[03:36] *** papa_SHiNGO! [] has quit IRC (Tomorrow, passion flower. Shingo will help you make music that will reach the heavens....)
[03:36] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> o_O
[03:36] *** Mdm_Maestro [] has quit IRC (oh yes, yes...)
[03:36] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> WHA TTHE f[BLEEP]k DOT COM
[03:37] <H3LLi05> Yo this is whack I can't let this s[BLEEP]t go
[03:37] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Michi and Tsukino Shingo. Nah-ah. Never going to happen.
[03:38] <FireFly_9> When he kissed my hand, it was the most... alluring thing I'd ever felt.
[03:38] <C'est_la_V> And he's your age too...
[03:38] <FireFly_9> He's a PIMP.
[03:39] <H3LLi05> Pimp? He's just a f[BLEEP]kiong wimp!
[03:39] <FireFly_9> Very well, I make you this indecent proposal. If Shingo seduces Michiru-momma, you will leave here forever.
[03:39] <H3LLi05> And if he loses, which he will when she kisses him and his PIMPLE oozes?
[03:40] <FireFly_9> Then I will date with you. In the RANMA sense of the term.
[03:40] <C'est_la_V> Holy s[BLEEP]t that's confidence!!
[03:40] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> A... agreed...
[03:40] <// J_Daito //> Interesting.
[03:41] <@Dr_Xadium> What about Michiru's feelings?
[03:41] * C'est_la_V slaps jedite
[03:42] * FireFly_9 slaps Jedite.
[03:42] <C'est_la_V> LOL
[03:42] <FireFly_9> heh
[03:43] * @Dr_Xadium wonders when Sub. Senshi became a) a demented romanesque 90210 and b) if this can get any WORSE
[03:44] <@spiritflame> should never ask that question
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