Suburban Senshi IRC Chat #741: “Vegas Wedding”</DIV>
#741: “Vegas Wedding”

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Topic is -= Friends don't let friends inhale catnip =-

[18:02] * // J_Daito // appears upside down on the ceiling
[18:03] * // J_Daito // silently walks on the ceiling.
[18:03] * // J_Daito // extracts an unbelievably large mallet from the ether
[18:03] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> mohshshshshs moshshshsh
[18:04] * // J_Daito // is now over the spore.
[18:04] * // J_Daito // ... drops.
[18:05] * // J_Daito // CRASHES into the Spore
[18:05] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> FAAAAAAAK
[18:05] * // J_Daito // makes a well-timed grab and GRABS the Ginzuishou!
[18:05] * // J_Daito // teleports out like a MOFO
[18:05] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> ! SIT!
[18:06] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> maderfacker gav mi da kistal u bich!!11
[18:06] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> /mi....
[18:06] * // J_Daito // 's dark laughter echoes.... Darkly.
[18:06] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> /mi nots har bast size is droping
[18:06] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> mi az is sranking 2...
[18:07] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> o sit im becuming plane
[18:07] * .`~SugaBB_2999~`. drasses harself
[18:07] <Chibiusa's Lumberjack Man> You're UGLY, Girl!
[18:07] * Chibiusa's Lumberjack Man goes off to the forest
[18:08] <Chibiusa's Lumberjack Man > I'm a Lumberjack and that's OK
[18:08] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> o sit new men wil want mi... mamo-chun wil h8 mi...
[18:09] <chronos.typhoon.2k4> endymion-sama... is MINE!
[18:10] * chronos.typhoon.2k4 was never here
[18:11] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> /mi sits on venas sofa
[18:11] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> o wo iz mi... wo iz mi...
[18:12] * // J_Daito // is off trying to make the Ginzuishou do his bidding
[18:12] <// J_Daito //> What the hell ... By metallia what was she EATING when she swallowed this thing
[18:12] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> /mi iz 2 deprassed neeth
[18:13] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> i lok lik a lital kid, im almost a frat az u
[18:15] <// J_Daito //> hmm
[18:24] * .`~SugaBB_2999~`. cries
[18:35] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> i wuz onse a babe... onse a babe...
[18:36] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> onssse a babe
[18:37] <FireFly_9> Chibiusa: You're not Cobra Commander.
[18:37] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> I WUZ ONSSSE A BAAAABE
[18:39] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> ONSE A BABE
[18:42] * FireFly_9 hates to do this but has no choice
[18:42] * FireFly_9 goes to the kitchen, grabs a beer and gives it to Chibiusa
[18:42] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> tansk horatru-chun
[18:42] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> /mi dranks ti
[18:43] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> Ahh... sweet elixir of inebriation.
[18:43] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> My life... woe be it...
[18:43] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> I was once a babe.
[18:44] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> A voluptuous object of manly desire.... now I am flatter than you, Hotaru.
[18:44] <FireFly_9> PARDON. ME.
[18:44] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> Ugh, for without the Ginzuishou I am as nothing. Woe, Woe...
[18:45] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> For without the Wonderbra-like magical support of the Ginzuishou, I am a poor wretced thing.
[18:46] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> LIFE WITHOUT LUST IS DEATH
[18:47] * H3LLi05 smells his chance with Chibiusa to do the forbidden dance
[18:49] <FireFly_9> Chibiusa is filled with angsty depression at the moment.
[18:49] <FireFly_9> When she becomes drunk, she becomes lucid, but depressed.
[18:50] <FireFly_9> Plus, without the Ginzuishou to make her appealing to men, her reason for living has been removed.
[18:50] <FireFly_9> Not to mention the majotiy of those here want her dead at any given moment.
[18:50] <H3LLi05> Yo saturn, that's whack, I want her alive, not dead on a rack
[18:51] <FireFly_9> Elios, you KNOW what I mean.
[18:51] * // J_Daito // is trying to get the ginzuishou to work by swearing at it
[18:53] * The Rat Hunter is hunting rats
[18:54] <The Rat Hunter> Croikey kids! I smell catnip!
[18:54] * The Rat Hunter pads over to the christmas gifts
[18:55] <The Rat Hunter> Now pay careful attention, all. We;'re gonna VERY GENTLY touch this wild gift.
[18:56] <The Rat Hunter> We don't wanna scare it, so... I'm gonna grab it real gentle loike...
[18:56] * The Rat Hunter GRABS the box with his catnip and SHAKES IT
[18:56] <The Rat Hunter> LOOK AT THAT MATES!
[18:57] * .`~SugaBB_2999~`. cuts some cheese
[18:57] <The Rat Hunter> Watch as I carefully, gently unwrap it....
[18:57] <The Rat Hunter> OH CRIEKY IT'S GONE MAD!
[18:57] * The Rat Hunter "fights" the package and rips it open
[18:58] <The Rat Hunter> Don't ever troy this at home, mates, I'm a trained professional.
[18:58] * The Rat Hunter sniffs the catnip
[18:58] <The Rat Hunter> =^@_@^=
[18:58] * The Rat Hunter is now known as =^catablanca^=
[18:59] <=^catablanca^=> l...luuuuna....
[18:59] <=^catablanca^=> no luna.... not teddy ruxpin... don't go....
[19:00] <=^catablanca^=> I'll be good luna...
[19:00] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> Artemis...
[19:00] <=^catablanca^=> Chibiusa...
[19:00] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> Come here, you poor noble animal
[19:00] <=^catablanca^=> Yes, my princess.
[19:01] * =^catablanca^= waves a paw sadly
[19:01] * .`~SugaBB_2999~`. hugs Artemis PLATONICALLY
[19:02] * =^catablanca^= hugs her back
[19:02] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> I can't believe I once tried to set you on fire.
[19:02] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> Or forcibly neuter you to prevent Diana's birth.
[19:03] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> Or dipped you in scent of female dog during Dog mating season.
[19:04] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> Artemis, will you be my new friend?
[19:04] <=^catablanca^=> I think I want to spite Luna, Chibiusa. And dating you would be spiteful indeed.
[19:05] <FireFly_9> ....
[19:05] <FireFly_9> The... This barrel truly has no bottom.
[19:05] * =^catablanca^= snuggles next to Chibiusa
[19:06] * .`~SugaBB_2999~`. pets Artemis
[19:06] <FireFly_9> Artemis, don't you have standards.
[19:06] <FireFly_9> This isn't a job for me.
[19:06] * FireFly_9 grabs a shoe and hurls it at the TARDIS yelling "SEMPAI!"
[19:07] <C'est_la_V> ??
[19:07] <C'est_la_V> What's going on??
[19:07] <FireFly_9> Artemis wants to date Chibiusa.
[19:08] <C'est_la_V> HE WHAT?!
[19:09] <=^catablanca^=> Chibiusa... wanna go...steady?
[19:11] <C'est_la_V> ARTEMIS! I FORBID IT!!
[19:11] <=^catablanca^=> Hey I don't question your love decisions!!
[19:12] * C'est_la_V turns to Artemis, picking him up by the scruff of the neck
[19:12] <=^catablanca^=> Damn you, using my weak spot!
[19:13] <C'est_la_V> Artemis, look at Chibiusa's... condition.... she looks even trashier than before!!
[19:13] * .`~SugaBB_2999~`. is particulary skank this evening, wiht a fine odour of repugnace to boot.
[19:13] <=^catablanca^=> I don't care! Luna will freak if I marry royalty!
[19:14] <=^catablanca^=> She'll BEG to have me back!
[19:14] <C'est_la_V> m-m-ma...marry?!
[19:14] * C'est_la_V is stunned, drops Artemis
[19:14] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> Oh yes, yes, my love!
[19:15] <H3LLi05> coughs (ahem, horse with the force)
[19:15] * .`~SugaBB_2999~`. is too regal for dogs
[19:15] <C'est_la_V> Because the DOGS won;t HAVE HER
[19:15] <=^catablanca^=> But I will! MArry me, My sweet!
[19:16] * Mdm_Maestro has HEARD this
[19:16] <Mdm_Maestro> ANOTHER PROPOSAL!?
[19:16] * =^catablanca^= and Chibiusa are all cuddly-wuddly
[19:17] <Mdm_Maestro> And that Haruka....
[19:17] <Mdm_Maestro> And Haruka STILL hasn't complied!
[19:17] <// J_Daito //> Hah, this is TOO precious.
[19:18] <// J_Daito //> I have to see this play out!
[19:18] <C'est_la_V> Jedite....
[19:18] * // J_Daito // starts to play "here comes the bride, all skankified"
[19:19] <FireFly_9> One's drink, the other's high on catnip, what is this, Vegas?
[19:19] <FireFly_9> ^ Drunk
[19:19] <=^catablanca^=> I need a Tux!
[19:19] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> My father... was an axceedingly attractive man. He had a variety of them.
[19:20] * @Dr_Xadium walks out of the TARDIS in his usual getup, which includes a long jacket not unlike a tux
[19:21] <=^catablanca^=> YOU! (leaps at XAdium, knocking him over and out)
[19:21] <C'est_la_V> X-chan!!
[19:21] <C'est_la_V> You kicked his ass and took his coat!!
[19:21] * =^catablanca^= is wearing XAdium's coat and fancy vest
[19:21] * @Dr_Xadium is out
[19:22] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> And now I need a high quality dress
[19:22] * .`~SugaBB_2999~`. goes into a changing room and comes back wearing her underwear on the outside
[19:22] * C'est_la_V is in too much shock ATM
[19:22] * .`~SugaBB_2999~`. strides up to her fiance
[19:23] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> WE need a priest, my love.
[19:23] * =^catablanca^= turns human, looking unkempt and unshaven and high as a kite
[19:23] <=^catablanca^=> nick Human Artemis
[19:24] * =^catablanca^= is now known as Human Artemis
[19:24] <H3LLi05> I ain;'t marrying my woman off to Artmis
[19:25] * // J_Daito // is now known as Father Jedite
[19:25] <Father Jedite > All right, my children, let's go.
[19:26] <Father Jedite > Do you, Spore?
[19:26] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> I do!
[19:26] <Father Jedite > Do you, cat?
[19:27] <Human Artemis > I do!
[19:27] <Father Jedite > I now pronounce you woman and cat, man and wife, together for life!
[19:27] * .`~SugaBB_2999~`. kisses Artemis
[19:27] * C'est_la_V facefaults
[19:28] * Father Jedite throws some rice
[19:28] <FireFly_9> You're a bigamist, as the divorce with Luna isn't final yet.
[19:29] <Human Artemis > !!.... WHAT>?!
[19:29] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> Don't let such small matters detain us, my love.
[19:29] <FireFly_9> There's no way this is valid. They were stoned out of their minds, Jedite's no priest, and Artemis is still married!
[19:30] * .`~SugaBB_2999~`. is away: honeymoan
[19:30] * Human Artemis is away: yeah! ♡
[19:30] * Father Jedite is now known as // J_Daito //
[19:30] <// J_Daito //> And my work is done.
[19:31] * C'est_la_V SLUGS Jedite
[19:31] * // J_Daito // takes his broken nose and vanishes etc wtc...
[19:32] <C'est_la_V> Artemis... Chibiusa...
[19:32] <@Dr_Xadium> Ugh... and he's got my coat and waistcoast on...
[19:32] <C'est_la_V> We'll burn them later.
[19:36] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- is heard running around outside from a crazed Michiru
[19:36] <C'est_la_V> They were both drunk and nuts, and... ugh.
[19:36] <C'est_la_V> And now Michiru-san wants revenge on Haruka because someone ELSE got married before her
[19:37] * @spiritflame wonders at what point control was lost.
[19:39] * .`~SugaBB_2999~`. is away: cat scratch fever ♡
[19:39] * Human Artemis is away: the princess bride ♡
[19:39] <FireFly_9> What will it be like when they wake up in the morning, sober.
[19:40] * @Dr_Xadium is on overload, can't handle it.
[19:41] * C'est_la_V sits X-chan down and puts a coal compress on his head.
[19:41] * C'est_la_V switches it for a cold one
[19:41] * @Dr_Xadium screams in unholy pain
[19:42] * @spiritflame sighs, never did learn any healer's spells, heh.
[19:45] * C'est_la_V nods and sobs
[19:45] <C'est_la_V> Now I'm related to Chibiusa...
[19:46] <FireFly_9> Look, when they wake up tomorrow sober, and see each other, they'll scream their eyes out and nmake like it never happened.
[19:46] <C'est_la_V> But what if Chibiusa won't let him go?! You remember her and Pegasus!!
[19:47] <H3LLi05> I'm right here, dammit.
[19:48] <FireFly_9> Can Artemis... get any lower than this.
[19:49] * C'est_la_V absently sits on X-chan's back
[19:49] * @Dr_Xadium is twitching in pain
[19:50] <C'est_la_V> Moh...
[19:50] * @Dr_Xadium is tapping out
[19:50] <C'est_la_V> I don't even want to think about their honeymoon right now
[19:51] * C'est_la_V imagines fur flying and chibiusa yelling and ugh
[19:52] <C'est_la_V> Eww.
[19:53] * Human Artemis is now known as Satisfied Customer
[19:53] * .`~SugaBB_2999~`. is now known as Mrs. Artemis
[19:54] * C'est_la_V smashes her fist in what she thought was the sofa but is X-chan's side.
[19:54] * Satisfied Customer is asleep
[19:57] * // J_Daito // can't afford to let his fun end so he whisks the bride and groom away to someplace safe
[00:13] * Mrs. Artemis and artemis asre sleeping off their buzz
[00:14] * C'est_la_V is usally happy about weedings and honeymoons, but this... ><
[00:14] <@Dr_Xadium> Weedings?
[00:14] * C'est_la_V thwacks X-chan :P
[00:15] <C'est_la_V> Moh.
[00:25] * C'est_la_V chuckles. remembers an Xmas eve present she's due for
[00:25] * C'est_la_V giggles
[00:26] * C'est_la_V GRABS X-chan and pulls him into the TARDIS
[00:27] * the TARDIS begins to rock
[00:27] * FireFly_9 starts HUMMING A DIRGE
[00:34] * the TARDIS starts hopping a bit
[00:36] * Mrs. Artemis is still a bit drink, pulls her new husband over to her
[00:36] * the TARDIS just... stops.
[00:36] * C'est_la_V CURSES her powers sometimes.
[00:37] * =^catablanca^= is now known as Satisfied customer
[00:37] <FireFly_9> She's still drunk ><
[00:38] * Satisfied customer the TARDIS starts rocking slowly again
[00:38] <FireFly_9> he...?!
[00:38] * C'est_la_V comes out of the TARDIS very sloppily dressed and disheveled.
[00:39] * the TARDIS is still hopping.
[00:39] * C'est_la_V turns around, her eyes widening in horror.
[00:39] * @Dr_Xadium comes out of the TARDIS, similarly disheveled
[00:39] * the TARDIS is STILL hopping
[00:40] <C'est_la_V> X-chan... don't look.. behind...
[00:40] * @Dr_Xadium , predictably... looks.
[00:40] * Mrs. Artemis and Artemis are ON TOP of the TARDIS
[00:41] * C'est_la_V drops to her knees weakly.
[00:41] * @Dr_Xadium leans on Mina
[00:42] * C'est_la_V hugs X-chan weakly
[00:42] * Mrs. Artemis and artmemius ar large an in charge!111
[00:43] <C'est_la_V> d-domo...
[00:43] <Mrs. Artemis> o it yea ya ya... HOL... ATREMIS?! AT REMIS?!
[00:44] * Satisfied customer snaps out of the catnip
[00:44] * Satisfied customer is now known as WTF artemis
[00:45] <WTF artemis > What the... what the hell//
[00:45] * Moonstar 's eyes go dark and she has a funny grin on her face
[00:45] <Mrs. Artemis> y m i wearing a wadding rang? !
[00:45] <WTF artemis > wedding... ring... wedding... what... what...
[00:45] * WTF artemis sees where he is and what'he's DOIGN AND WHO HE'S DOING IT WITH
[00:46] * WTF artemis faints
[00:46] <Mrs. Artemis> oh fak mi...
[00:46] <C'est_la_V> Yes... yes he did.
[00:46] <@Dr_Xadium> Minako... as much as I love you... after seeing that... tonight I find you completely undesirable.
[00:47] <C'est_la_V> Hai... I just want to stay up tonight and reas a book with you.
[00:47] * @Dr_Xadium hugs her, traumatized and they read "war and peace"
[00:48] * C'est_la_V cries for the world
[00:48] <WTF artemis > I'm... a... bigamist...
[00:49] * @Dr_Xadium passes out in shock
[00:49] *** @Dr_Xadium [user-19fasjd.TARDIS14356.panopticon.gallifrey.sen] has quit IRC (By Rassilon)
[00:50] *** C'est_la_V [] has quit IRC (tonight I dream not of X-chan but of cats and rabbits ><)
[00:50] * FireFly_9 is very quiet.
[00:50] <FireFly_9> This is the long dark night of the soul. Truly.
[00:51] * FireFly_9 quietly leaves, traumatized.
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[00:52] *** Mrs. Artemis [cndygrrl@gigaport.capitalnet.ct] has quit IRC (omg im maried)
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