#733: “Anniversary Antics”

*** Now talking in #suburbansenshi
Topic is -= Haruka, YOU WILL SUBMIT =-

[12:04] * C'est_la_V bounds in happy ♡
[12:04] <FireFly_9> Good afternoon, sempai...
[12:04] <C'est_la_V> Hi Hi!!
[12:05] <@spiritflame> C'est_la_V: only OPs may change topic
[12:05] <FireFly_9> heh
[12:07] <C'est_la_V> Moh!! (messages rei.bot-chan)
[12:11] * @spiritflame changes topic to `Minako and Xadium's third wedding anniversary!! ♡ Wai!! `
[12:13] <FireFly_9> Uhh, sempai... wedding anniversaries are celebrated every *year*, not every *month*.
[12:15] <C'est_la_V> Hey, when you've wanted something as long as I have, when you get it, you find any excuse to cherish it ^_^
[12:19] <Mdm_Maestro> (darkly, in a creepy voice) ...You waited three years, I have been waiting THIRTEEN.
[12:39] * C'est_la_V chuckles nervously
[12:40] * @spiritflame prints out a picture she took of the happy couple last night after they came back from watching Blade: Trinity.




[12:41] <C'est_la_V> ♡
[12:41] <FireFly_9> A bit too much Flash, rei.bot-dono?
[12:42] * @spiritflame shrugs
[12:42] <Mdm_Maestro> Haruka and I have many such pictures...
[12:42] <C'est_la_V> Good for you!! ^_^
[12:43] <Mdm_Maestro> In none of them are we wearing wedding rings...
[12:43] <C'est_la_V> Well you can't see ours here because our left hands are out of shot...
[12:43] <Mdm_Maestro> WE don't HAVE rings.
[12:44] <FireFly_9> Michiru-momma... why the sudden desire for marriage after all this time?
[12:44] <FireFly_9> Not to be rude, but surely a socialite such as yourself must know that in "elite" circles your union would be frowned upon...
[12:45] <Mdm_Maestro> This is something for me, dear, not them. Thay may say what they like. My heart calls out for it.
[12:45] * C'est_la_V notes that's very important.
[12:45] <C'est_la_V> But Michiru-san, I can tell you, as the Goddess of Love... Haruka-san does love you. And she won't leave you.
[12:46] * C'est_la_V can see the red thread of destiny holding you too pretty tight. Even though both of you have had some... slips...
[12:46] * Mdm_Maestro coughs.
[12:46] <Mdm_Maestro> You can see all that, can you.
[12:46] * C'est_la_V knows about the slips because of your love-love runaway to Europe with David Hasselhoff.
[12:47] <Mdm_Maestro> ... That was merely to inflame Haruka's passion.
[12:47] <Mdm_Maestro> Which it did, in all possible ways ♡
[12:47] <FireFly_9> Ugh.
[12:47] * C'est_la_V giggles
[12:49] <Mdm_Maestro> But... there will be no more slips. I'm serious. I want this commitment for the both of us.
[12:49] * C'est_la_V won't deny that being married feels really good. ♡
[12:50] <FireFly_9> (dryly) The divots in the floor made by the rocking TARDIS attest to that.
[12:50] <C'est_la_V> I MEAN the feeling of knowing you've commited to someone and they care for you just as much... but that's true too ^_~
[12:50] <Mdm_Maestro> Heh. I don't know why Haruka is being so stubborn about this.
[12:51] <FireFly_9> Haruka-poppa feels insulted that you would need a ceremony to affirm what she feels should be plainly obvious to you.
[12:52] * Mdm_Maestro can somewhat see that line of thinking.
[12:52] <Mdm_Maestro> I don't want it because I doubt her loyalty, I want it because I CHERISH that loyalty and want to forever consecrate it in the eyes of man and god.
[12:53] <C'est_la_V> Whoah. You should try that line on her...
[12:53] <Mdm_Maestro> It's not a line
[12:53] <C'est_la_V> You know what I mean XP
[12:53] * C'est_la_V is going to go buy a new party dress for the party tonight ^_^
[12:54] <Mdm_Maestro> Oh, I bought you and your husband Half-life 2, dear. Try not to take a three month honeymoon break in between the first saved game and the last ^_^
[12:54] <C'est_la_V> No guarantees ^_~ ♡
[12:56] * C'est_la_V loves her marriage ♡
[12:56] <=^catablanca^=> MARRIAGE?! MARRIAGE?! DON'T TALK TO ME ABOUT MARRIAGE!
[12:57] <C'est_la_V> Artemis?
[12:57] * =^catablanca^= points a paw at Michiru
[12:57] <=^catablanca^=> You be glad you have what you have! Dont' make her marry you or she'll run off with some real doll or something and break your heart!
[12:57] <Mdm_Maestro> ...
[12:57] * =^catablanca^= points a paw at Mina
[12:58] <=^catablanca^=> And I was a married man for years before you got your ring! And NOW LOOK AT ME! My Pedo Plushie of a wife wants to Divorce me!!
[12:58] <=^catablanca^=> I hear she's hired Johnny Cochrane as her Attorney!!
[12:59] <FireFly_9> What? Does that mean she might employ... the Chewbacca Defense?!
[12:59] <C'est_la_V> HO HO HO HO HO!!
[12:59] <C'est_la_V> I can defeat the Chewbacca Defense!!
[12:59] <FireFly_9> You can!?
[13:00] <FireFly_9> Well.. sempai *is* the only one crazy enough to be able to pull it off...
[13:00] <C'est_la_V> Thanks... I think. ¬_¬;
[13:00] <=^catablanca^=> HAH But It DOESN't MATTER because I GOT ME A NEW girl!
[13:00] <C'est_la_V> WHAT?!
[13:01] <C'est_la_V> You never told me about this?! Your loyal friend and master!
[13:01] <=^catablanca^=> You're NOT The Boss of me!!1
[13:02] <=^catablanca^=> I was wandering around in #sexyrussianfelineswhowantpapers and I saw this breathtaking beauty from Vladivostok...
[13:02] * =^catablanca^= hunts for the pic




[13:10] <FireFly_9> Nice looking cat...
[13:11] <=^catablanca^=> Isn't she?! Her name is Mishka, and her owner studies nuclear physics... she likes long walks on the permafrost, and she can quote Dostoevsky!
[13:11] <FireFly_9> Really?!
[13:12] <C'est_la_V> ARTEMIS! I forbid you to have a mail order Russian bride!!
[13:12] <=^catablanca^=> Hey! I didn't say anything when you married Xadium! Butt out! She's a really nice cat once you get to know her!
[13:12] <=^catablanca^=> Don't you want me to finally have happiness, Mina!?
[13:12] <C'est_la_V> ...
[13:13] <=^catablanca^=> Aren't you my friend?!
[13:13] <C'est_la_V> ... Of course... but I worry about you...
[13:13] <FireFly_9> Perhaps if we could speak to her... you said you met her on the IRC, yes?
[13:14] <=^catablanca^=> Mina?
[13:14] <C'est_la_V> I'll talk to her...
[13:15] <=^catablanca^=> Great! Let me get her
[13:15] *** mishka_babushka [sexykat@friskyfelines.ru] has joined #suburbansenshi
[13:15] <@spiritflame> Irasshai mishka_babushka
[13:19] <mishka_babushka> Zdravstvuite
[13:20] <C'est_la_V> eh?
[13:25] <mishka_babushka> sorry English mine n'est not much good
[13:25] <C'est_la_V> That's ok, it took me a long time to learn it too...
[13:26] <FireFly_9> Didn't take me long at all, heh.
[13:26] <C'est_la_V> That's because you're special :P
[13:27] <mishka_babushka> How that one is your friends?
[13:27] <=^catablanca^=> Yes, Mishka-darling, this is my friend Minako, we've know each other a long time...
[13:28] <=^catablanca^=> Also here are my other friends Hotaru and Michiru and rei.bot.
[13:28] <FireFly_9> Hello. ^_^
[13:28] <Mdm_Maestro> A pleasure to meet you.
[13:28] * @spiritflame bows
[13:29] <mishka_babushka> All this seem like the very nice people
[13:29] <=^catablanca^=> They are... well Mina can be troublesome, heh
[13:29] <C'est_la_V> HEY!!
[13:30] <C'est_la_V> So... how long have you been dating Artemis??
[13:32] <mishka_babushka> Artemis went in the chatroom one day and the aforementioned "hey you it kitty that sexy want to be my girlfriend?" and i thought him was hotter than the two suns thus i says yes and here we are!
[13:33] <C'est_la_V> ....
[13:33] <=^catablanca^=> eheheheh
[13:33] <C'est_la_V> Yeah, you look real nice in your picture, for a cat, I guess...
[13:34] <mishka_babushka> I was model of the fashion in Siberia
[13:34] * @spiritflame checks something
[13:35] <C'est_la_V> Well, I'm kind of like Artemis' sister-in-law, so I want to see how you two act together... no offense...
[13:35] <mishka_babushka> that's all rectify, miss the minako
[13:36] <=^catablanca^=> Heh... so... how are you, Mishka?
[13:36] <mishka_babushka> Today watched the rain that it observed congeals of the ice
[13:37] <=^catablanca^=> That's nice, dear.
[13:37] <mishka_babushka> da.
[13:37] <=^catablanca^=> Yeah.
[13:38] * mishka_babushka snuggles approchent of the relative man
[13:38] * =^catablanca^= snuggles back
[13:38] * mishka_babushka than a kiss it gives
[13:38] * =^catablanca^= blushes and kisses back
[13:38] <FireFly_9> ...
[13:39] <mishka_babushka> as you it is, Artemis?
[13:39] <=^catablanca^=> I'm good...
[13:40] <Mdm_Maestro> Such... in depth conversation.
[13:41] <=^catablanca^=> So umm... it must be cold in Russia right now, yeah?
[13:41] <mishka_babushka> da
[13:42] <C'est_la_V> Uhh, for boyfirend girlfriend you sure dont' say a lot...
[13:42] <=^catablanca^=> HEY like you and X spend all your time "talking"!
[13:43] <C'est_la_V> HEY! We do talk a lot!! About all kinds of subjects! Do you even KNOW what Mishka-san's interests are, what her favourite color is, or anything about her really, other than that she's supposedly your girlfriend?!
[13:44] <C'est_la_V> X-chan and I know all kinds of things about each other, like what our favourite foods are, our likes and dislikes... tell me ONE thing you know about Mishka!?
[13:45] <=^catablanca^=> She's a hot looker!
[13:45] <mishka_babushka> beautiful mostly babe
[13:45] <C'est_la_V> AND?!
[13:45] <=^catablanca^=> Her name is Mishka, she comes from Russia.
[13:46] <C'est_la_V> AND?!
[13:46] <=^catablanca^=> She's my girlfriend now.
[13:46] * @spiritflame has located the record.
[13:46] <mishka_babushka> Artemis so when you sign papers of marriage
[13:48] <FireFly_9> So... you two arbitrarily decided to be boyfriend, girlfriend out of the blue, knowing nothing about either person, and haven't even bothered to even try and redress the total LACK of knowledge about your so called "partner" with any kind of meaningful conversation?!
[13:48] <=^catablanca^=> I JUST ASKED HER HOW SHE WAS JUST NOW!
[13:49] <FireFly_9> Gods man, even *I* know more than that about ELIOS and I don't even like him! OR claim to!
[13:49] <=^catablanca^=> I LOVE Mishka! I tell her so all the time! When she doesn't show up, my heart bleeds!
[13:50] <C'est_la_V> What's her favorite food?
[13:50] <=^catablanca^=> ...
[13:50] <=^catablanca^=> Mishka, darling, what's your favorite food?
[13:50] <C'est_la_V> DON'T ASK HER NOW!!
[13:51] <C'est_la_V> What does she like to do in her spare time?! What scares her!? What makes her feel happy?! Can you answer ANY OF THESE THINGS?!
[13:52] <mishka_babushka> when we are connected, I feel lucky and safe then
[13:52] <=^catablanca^=> Right! We're a COUPLE, dammit! What we have is special and can never be torn asunder!
[13:52] * @spiritflame posts Mishka's REAL picture which she found by hacking Mishka's hard drive.




[13:53] <=^catablanca^=> OMG WTF BBQ?!~
[13:54] <mishka_babushka> damnez YOU to pointing out my applicable face!11
[13:54] *** mishka_babushka has quit IRC
[13:54] <=^catablanca^=> It's OVER!
[13:54] <C'est_la_V> You're a shallow man, Artemis...
[13:55] <FireFly_9> Minako-sempai, he does deserve better...
[13:55] <C'est_la_V> HE DESERVES NOTHING IF HE'LL TRY TO DATE A GIRL WITHOUT BOTHERING TO EVEN LEARN ANYTHING ABOUT HER!!
[13:56] <=^catablanca^=> But it's the internet, we can just say we're in love and we are....
[13:56] * =^catablanca^= cries
[13:57] <C'est_la_V> And then you see her picture and you say you aren't. That's the danger of not having a solid relationship... if you'd gotten to know he, looks might not have mattered. Look at X-chan... he's not all that cool looking, but I got to know him...
[13:57] * @Dr_Xadium weeps somewhere
[13:57] <=^catablanca^=> I JUST WANT TO BE HAPPY, MINA! HAPPY....
[13:57] * C'est_la_V hugs Artemis sadly
[13:57] * C'est_la_V pets him
[13:58] <C'est_la_V> No more Russian brides, Artemis...
[13:58] * =^catablanca^= sobs
[13:58] <FireFly_9> I'll take him off your hands, Sempai. You go prepare for the anniversary party...
[13:58] * FireFly_9 collects Artemis.
[13:59] <C'est_la_V> Take good care of him... don't let him eat too much chocolate...
[13:59] * FireFly_9 nods
[13:59] <C'est_la_V> I'll go buy you a nice treat, Artemis... :(
[13:59] *** C'est_la_V [GldnGoddess@ip6942.ai.co.jp] has left #suburbansenshi (I guess wedding Anniversaries are only fun for those who are happily married)
[13:59] * =^catablanca^= bawls
[14:00] * Mdm_Maestro goes off to harass Haruka
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