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Topic is -= Doom 3 will fall!! =-

[11:21] <// J_Daito //> SO Ten'ou, how do you like living under a tree
[11:21] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Man shut up if it wasn't for this wireless bluetooth PDA thing the prof gave me I wouldn't be able to even be online
[11:22] <// J_Daito //> Well you're the one who told Kaioh you don't need her money or material possessions, because you love her so much
[11:22] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> And it's true, it's damn true.
[11:22] <// J_Daito //> Why don't you just propose to her like she wants and return to your comfortable lifestyle
[11:23] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Becuase it's the principle of the f[BLEEP]kign thing. She needs to respect my dedication to her over the past 11 years
[11:23] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Or 12 or whatever. See, it's been SO LONG that even I don't remember
[11:24] <// J_Daito //> Bah, you two should just tie the knot
[11:24] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> You just want another wedding around here so you can get catered food, ba[BLEEP]rd
[11:24] <// J_Daito //> So?
[11:24] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Man, marriage is just institutionalized slavery
[11:25] <// J_Daito //> So you prefer the role of "Haruka Ten'ou, Japanese Gigolo?"
[11:25] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Dammit! I'm NOT A GIGOLO!
[11:26] <// J_Daito //> Heh, I'll grant you this, when you run, you're not a "Jiggle-o"
[11:26] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Don't make me come in there and kick your ass
[11:26] <// J_Daito //> You can't because the one you love has banned you from the premises
[11:27] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Man screw it, she's not home, I'm coming in there
[11:27] * GERMATOID POINTS OUT HE'S INSTALLED AN AUTOMATIC AUTOGUN THAT WILL TEAR HARUKA TO SHREDS SHOULD SHE APPROACH THE HOUSE, JUST LIKE THE ONE IN DOOM 3
[11:27] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> ...god dammit!
[11:28] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Man speaking of Doom 3, I never got to finish it
[11:28] <// J_Daito //> Oh right, the wedding gift you bought for Aino and the Time Lord
[11:28] <// J_Daito //> But which you intended to steal and play for yourself
[11:29] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Hey, it worked... they didn't touch that game for THREE MONTHS. The last savegame was 9/08/04, two days BEFORE their wedding
[11:29] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> They HAD to go take it back NOW
[11:30] <GERMATOID> YOU SEE, HARUKA-KUN, THAT'S A PERIL OF BEING NEWLYWEDS, THEY DIDN'T TOUCH IT FOR THREE MONTHS BECAUSE THEY GOT MARRIED AND GOT BUSY TOUCHING EACH OTH--
[11:30] * @spiritflame cuts off Tomoe-hakase: we get the point
[11:30] <GERMATOID> MY POINT IS, IF YOU MARRIED KAIOH, YOU'D EXPERIENCE A SIMILAR DIVIDEND
[11:31] * GERMATOID WAS A MARRIED MAN ONCE HIMSELF YOU KNOW
[11:31] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> ....
[11:31] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Three months of relentless... intense....
[11:31] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- shakes her head
[11:31] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> NO DAMMIT!
[11:31] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I HAVE MY PRINCIPLES
[11:32] <// J_Daito //> No you don't, you hypocritical backstabbing pragmatist
[11:35] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I do in this case!
[11:35] <// J_Daito //> Why
[11:36] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Because to do otherwise would be to let Michi have her way
[11:36] <FireFly_9> I thought you loved her, Haruka-poppa... isn't part of love letting the one you love have her way at times?
[11:36] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> 'Taru, she can have her way with me ANYTIME.
[11:36] <FireFly_9> That's not what I meant, and you know it.
[11:37] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I wear the pants in this family.
[11:37] <// J_Daito //> I wear pants too. So does the Time Lord. And when Aino feels a little tomboyish, so does she. Souichi wears pants as well.
[11:37] <GERMATOID> I'M NOT WEARING ANY PANTS RIGHT NOW
[11:37] <FireFly_9> PAPA!
[11:38] <GERMATOID> WHAT IT'S THE INTERNET, WE'RE ALL NAKED ELECTRONS
[11:38] <FireFly_9> ¬_¬;
[11:38] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> That completely disturbing image aside...
[11:40] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Marriage isn't all it;s cranked up to be. Yeah Neko's got her fairy tale, and is having fun blasting through doom 3 with MY GAME
[11:40] <FireFly_9> You bought it for them...
[11:40] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> ONLY OSTENSIBLY
[11:41] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Like when I get cash again and buy them Half-Life 2 for their third month anniversary, it won't be for them, and we all know this.
[11:41] <FireFly_9> You are utterly reprobate.
[11:42] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Anyway like I was saying, look at Artemis... his marriage went to the s[BLEEP]tter. His wife is shacked up with a battery operated plushie.
[11:42] <// J_Daito //> As opposed to you, how are shacked up under a tree with a battery-operated hello kitty--
[11:43] * @spiritflame cuts off Jedite as well-- we get the point
[11:43] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Dammit, STFU
[11:43] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> The point is marriage vows don't mean crap, it's the feelings behind them that matter
[11:44] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> All a marriage license is is a license from The man to f[BLEEP]k
[11:44] <FireFly_9> How utterly indelicate.
[11:44] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Well THINK ABOUT IT.
[11:44] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> You need PERMISSION from the state to MATE.
[11:44] <FireFly_9> ...
[11:45] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> You play by their rules, they give you some perks, like joint property and inhertiance rights, and the rights to go see your lover in the hospital. If you Don't play by the rules, you're out in the cold
[11:46] <FireFly_9> Are you honestly of this opinion, or are you merely covering for your own fear of commitment to Michiru-momma?
[11:46] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> ...
[11:47] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I just think people in this day and age are sold a bill of goods. Michi and I can't even get married in half the places in this world because our union would "destroy the sanctity of marriage" when there's a 60% divorce rate already. It's all bulls[BLEEP]t.
[11:47] * FireFly_9 finds the position paper Haruka-poppa is reading from and steals it
[11:47] * FireFly_9 is away: door
[11:47] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> f[BLEEP]k
[11:47] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Don't trivialize it
[11:48] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> To get married is to play by the rules of a corrupt system. By freely choosing to flaunt the standards of convention, I free myself and liberate Michiru and me from the bounds of oppressive society.
[11:49] <// J_Daito //> Except of course, Kaioh REALLY wants that wedding, and until she gets it, you're living under the tree.
[11:49] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Motherf[BLEEP]ker.
[11:50] * FireFly_9 is back
[11:50] <FireFly_9> Good heavens...
[11:50] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> What is it...
[11:50] <FireFly_9> Someone will have to go and get Minako-sempai..
[11:51] <GERMATOID> WELL THE TARDIS ISN'T ROCKING, BUT I THINK IF YOU INTERRUPT HER GAMING HEADS WILL STILL BE KNOCKING! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
[11:51] <FireFly_9> This is serious (holds up a paper)
[11:52] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Whassat, I saw some offical looking dude walk up to the door.
[11:53] <FireFly_9> I, by proxy for Aino Minako, guardian (that's a joke) of Artemis, have been served with papers, for Artemis... from Luna...
[11:53] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I can't parse that... boil that s[BLEEP]t down for me
[11:54] <FireFly_9> Luna has served Artemis with Divorce papers. She wants custody of Diana and title to the Crown Game Center's underground lair, as well as all rights in perpetuity to the Sailor V arcade game.
[11:54] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> holy f[BLEEP]king s[BLEEP]t
[11:54] <// J_Daito //> The cat will... simply die.
[11:55] <FireFly_9> That's why I wanted Minako-sempai to break the news...
[11:55] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Are you kidding? Neko's OK, but at times she has all the tact of a Ballpeen hammer to the knee
[11:55] <// J_Daito //> Whereas you have no tact, ever, Ten'ou
[11:56] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I have tact*ics* Jed.
[11:56] <FireFly_9> You have something of a point. I suppose this distasteful task must fall to me...
[11:56] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> YOU GO, GIRL
[11:56] <FireFly_9> ¬_¬;
[11:57] * @spiritflame says a prayer for Artemis
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