#696: “Revisionist History”

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Topic is -= Blame Takeuchi? =-

[17:12] <@Dr_Xadium> Minako... Minako... Minako... Calm DOWN! *PLEASE*!
[17:12] * C'est_la_V is ENRAGED
[17:13] <C'est_la_V> Calm down!? CALM DOWN?! CALM DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWNNNNN?!
[17:13] * @Dr_Xadium tries to hug his wife to calm her
[17:13] * C'est_la_V holds up her right hand in a "stop" gesture
[17:14] <C'est_la_V> Koibito... I love you, but I have to warn you that any part of you that touches me right now will PROBABLY END UP BROKEN!!
[17:14] * @Dr_Xadium freezes in place
[17:14] <// J_Daito //> Ahh, that time of the month, is it?
[17:14] * C'est_la_V just LOOKS at Jedite
[17:15] <C'est_la_V> SUPER FURIOUS DEADLY RANDOM CRESCENT BEAM SHOTS!!!
[17:15] *** // J_Daito // [Jed@dialup666.darkkingdom.co.jp] has left #suburbansenshi (CRAP)
[17:15] <C'est_la_V> HOW *DARE* THEY!
[17:15] <FireFly_9> Minako-sempai?
[17:16] <C'est_la_V> THOSE ba[BLEEP]rdS --> https://shop.kodansha.jp/bc2_bc/search_view.jsp?b=3349292&x=C
[17:16] <FireFly_9> Ahh, your new manga came out...
[17:16] <C'est_la_V> MY NEW MANGA? IS IT *MINE*?!
[17:16] * FireFly_9 reads it...





[17:17] * FireFly_9 INSTANTLY sees the problem
[17:17] <FireFly_9> "Bishoujo Senshi Sailormoon Side Story." A tragedy of diction.
[17:18] <C'est_la_V> SIDE STORY!? SIDE STORY!? I WAS THERE *FIRST*!! Without *me*, Aino Minako-- without *Sailor* f[BLEEP]kING *V* THERE WOULDN'T *BE* any DAMNED Sailor Moon story!! MOH!
[17:20] * C'est_la_V is LIVID!!!
[17:23] <C'est_la_V> k[BLEEP]o-! Suge- chomukatsuku!!
[17:23] <C'est_la_V> HOW DARE THEY CALL ME A *SIDE* STORY!!
[17:24] <FireFly_9> I seem to remember the Aino Minako Sailor V episode of PGSM being called a "sidestory", maybe this is a marketing tie-in...
[17:24] * C'est_la_V does not CARE, and is going to HURT SOMEONE!!
[17:25] <@Dr_Xadium> Mina, you're right. They owe it all to you and they've been ungrateful wretches!
[17:25] <C'est_la_V> (cries in joy) Yes, YES!! (runs to her and glomp-tackles him) YOU UNDERSTAND ME!! ♡
[17:26] * @Dr_Xadium huggles her
[17:27] <@Dr_Xadium> Don't worry, rest assured that your proper place in history is understood around these parts.
[17:27] <C'est_la_V> X-chan (kiss) I want (kiss) revenge (kiss)...
[17:28] <@Dr_Xadium> (kiss) Minako (kiss) dear (kiss) you shall (kiss) have it (kiss)
[17:28] * FireFly_9 just tries to suppress vomit
[17:29] * C'est_la_V pulls X-chan to the TARDIS
[17:30] <C'est_la_V> (kiss) tonight (kiss) we plan our (kiss) revenge (kiss) but right now (kiss) I need you to soothe (kiss) the savage breast (kiss) in me
[17:30] <FireFly_9> Ugh. "Beast".
[17:30] * @Dr_Xadium prefers the inital turn of phrase, thank you :P (pulls Mina in the TARDIS)
[17:31] *** @Dr_Xadium [user-19fasjd.TARDIS14356.panopticon.gallifrey.sen] has left #suburbansenshi (For I must do my solemn Duty ♡)
[17:31] *** C'est_la_V [GldnGoddess@ip6942.ai.co.jp] has left #suburbansenshi (Make Love, THEN WAR ♡)
[17:31] <FireFly_9> Good grief.
[17:31] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- laughs
[17:32] <FireFly_9> Oh you were lurking? I'd call her signoff tagline a malaprop, but somehow I think it's completely accurate in this case.
[17:32] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Dude wouldn't it piss you off to be nothing more than a sidestory to the phenomenon you helped to launch?
[17:32] * the TARDIS begins to rock
[17:33] * FireFly_9 coughs
[17:33] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I wonder what form this revenge will take, heh. I could always bust out the Anarchist's cookbook.
[17:33] <FireFly_9> I thought there was a court order in place preventing your descent into dubious anarchism.
[17:34] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Yes like an *anarchist* would obey the LAW. ::rollseyes::
[17:34] <FireFly_9> I can't believe this.
[17:34] <FireFly_9> Actually wait, considering it's *you*, Haruka-poppa, I'm sure I can believe it.
[17:35] * FireFly_9 sees the rocking TARDIS and begins to sweat
[17:35] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> You uhh, OK there, 'Taru...?
[17:35] <FireFly_9> Love's sweet embrace, the passion of two souls united....
[17:35] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Huh
[17:36] <FireFly_9> where. is. jedite, ?
[17:36] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Jed?
[17:36] <FireFly_9> yes. where. is. he. tell. me now. !
[17:36] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Umm, in the sub-subbasement I guess?
[17:37] *** FireFly_9 [ruin@ntt1.docomo.jp] has quit IRC
[17:37] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> ...
[17:37] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- is away: Doom III
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