Suburban Senshi IRC Chat #671: “Into the Night! Artemis' Insanity!!”
#671: “Into the Night! Artemis' Insanity!!”

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[10:34] * =^catablanca^= [as the catman] is not happy
[10:34] <=^catablanca^=> The spirit of my poor dead ward Minako haunts me, driving me to plot-related actions
[10:34] <C'est_la_V> _; Baka. I'm not dead.
[10:34] * C'est_la_V SLAMS him on the head with a frying pan
[10:35] <=^catablanca^=> OW! You see! How powerful is my damaged id!
[10:35] <C'est_la_V> I'm not a monster from that company that makes videogames! Moh!
[10:36] <=^catablanca^=> Begone foul tormentor! The catman banishes you!!
[10:36] <C'est_la_V> _; So are you a priest now, Artemis??
[10:37] <=^catablanca^=> The catman is whatever the situation warrants! For such is superherodom!
[10:37] * C'est_la_V WHACKS Artemis on the head again
[10:37] <=^catablanca^=> Ha ha! For I NO SELL your blows like the pro wrestler Goldberg!
[10:38] * C'est_la_V gingerly touches the welts on Artemis' head
[10:38] <// J_Daito //> You have not mastered the technique, young Jedi.
[10:39] <=^catablanca^=> Impossible... catman... concussed... pain..increasing...
[10:39] <=^catablanca^=> catman... blacking out... is it... all over... for the catman...
[10:39] <C'est_la_V> STOP TALKING IN THE THIRD PERSON! (whams him again)
[10:40] <=^catablanca^=> Catman's War journal... stardate... now... the catman... has been the ghost of Sailor V...
[10:40] <C'est_la_V> I'm.. not transformed, either.
[10:40] * =^catablanca^= rolls onto his back and passes out, his legs stuck up in the air
[10:41] <C'est_la_V> And you're not a c[BLEEP]kroach....
[10:41] * C'est_la_V kicks the swearfilter
[10:41] <=^catablanca^=> Who will save... Neo Tokyo... from crime...
[10:42] <C'est_la_V> I thought you were defeated.
[10:42] * =^catablanca^= LEAPS up ina blur and latches onto Minako's face
[10:43] <C'est_la_V> ARRGH
[10:43] <=^catablanca^=> Hah for it was a clever feint! Never underestimate the Catman!!
[10:43] <C'est_la_V> (muffled) Artemis get off me
[10:44] * =^catablanca^= leaps off and stands proudly on a nearby rooftop
[10:44] <C'est_la_V> That's the top of the fridge.
[10:44] * =^catablanca^= scans the horizon for CRIME
[10:45] <C'est_la_V> You're looking over the livingroom.
[10:45] * =^catablanca^= sees a CRIMINAL
[10:45] <C'est_la_V> A Mouse.
[10:45] * =^catablanca^= LEAPS onto the criminal and ARRESTS him!
[10:46] <C'est_la_V> Since when does "arresting" someone involve eating them up??
[10:46] <=^catablanca^=> Umm... I'm not eating (has a bit of tail anging from his mouth)
[10:46] <C'est_la_V> NEWSPAPER HEADLINE: "Catman is a cannibal!"
[10:47] <C'est_la_V> _;
[10:48] * =^catablanca^= runs to the catcave and hangs up his cape and cowl determined never to taint the city with his presence again
[10:48] <C'est_la_V> Uh-huh. That's your enclosed litterbox.
[10:48] * =^catablanca^= hears the screams of the innocent ans decides, no matter his past sins, he must do good and save the city once again.
[10:49] <C'est_la_V> I didn't hear anything....
[10:49] * =^catablanca^= LEAPS into the night, the CATMAN once AGAIN! (dramatic victorious theme music)
[10:49] <C'est_la_V> Yare yare...
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