#660: “ Shocking Revelation! Enter the Catman!! (PGSM 47 SPOILERS!!) (guest stars: YOU GUYS!) ”
*** Now talking in #suburbansenshi
[22:41] <NakoNako> where is arty anyway? i gotta hang with him and muse T_T
[22:42] <Cést_la_V> AWPOS Animal hospital...
[22:42] <Cést_la_V> I hope they let him out for the wedding...
[22:42] * =^catablanca^= is NOT in AWPOS
[22:43] * =^catablanca^= BROKE HIMSELF OUT when he HEARD
[22:43] * =^catablanca^= HEARD that his Mina was... gone...
[22:44] * =^catablanca^= is a broken cat wandering the strerts of Tokyo seeking Rough Justice...
[22:44] * NakoNako flies over and picks up artemis
[22:44] * =^catablanca^= is armed to the teeth and spoiling to rumble with the criminal element.
[22:44] <Jack Flagg> That cat Artemis is one bad mother...
[22:44] * NakoNako brings him back to the house to talk with him
[22:44] <=^catablanca^=> I'm... the Catman.
[22:44] <NakoNako> artemis... i'll let you rebel after, but just hear me out ok?
[22:45] <Shinji Ikari> Wicked!
[22:45] <=^catablanca^=> They killed her Nako!
[22:45] * =^catablanca^= is not seeing Mina.
[22:45] <NakoNako> you and me... we've always been there for minako through the thick and thin... just promise me you'll take care of her ok?
[22:45] <Shinji Ikari> Justice, Arty, get justice!
[22:45] <=^catablanca^=> I'll BRING JUSTICE TO TOKYO
[22:45] <Shinji Ikari> YEAH!
[22:45] <=^catablanca^=> I can't Nako! I failed! She's DEAD!
[22:46] <=^catablanca^=> I heard all about it! And before the wedding too!
[22:46] * =^catablanca^= hugs Nako
[22:46] <NakoNako> she's not dead arty... ayaka's dingybat version of minako is dead...
[22:46] * NakoNako hugs arty
[22:46] <=^catablanca^=> Her TOO?! OH MY GOD!!
[22:46] <Jack Flagg> See, she's right here.
[22:46] * =^catablanca^= curls up into the fetal position.
[22:48] <=^catablanca^=> Nako: Join me... be my Robin.
[22:48] * NakoNako is leaving on monday after the wedding
[22:49] <=^catablanca^=> The Catman will miss you, citizen.
[22:49] <NakoNako> well... i gave minako custody of starcatomon and my hanzo sword
[22:49] * Cést_la_V has a Hanzo Sword!!
[22:49] <NakoNako> but you are welcome to borrow it in your quest
[22:50] <=^catablanca^=> Thank you, Citizen NAko. (psychologically blots out Mina)
[22:50] <NakoNako> ahh... what the heck... let's have some fun tonight arty
[22:50] * =^catablanca^= dons his cat-cape and cowl
[22:50] * NakoNako wears his old batman costume and joins artemis for tonight
[22:50] <-BatNako> nanananananana BATNAKO!
[22:50] <=^catablanca^=> To the night! to JUSTICE!
[22:51] * -BatNako follows arty
[22:51] <-BatNako> catman and batnako!
[22:52] * =^catablanca^= scans the horizon for EVIL
[22:52] <Cést_la_V> ¬_¬; That's the window ledge.
[22:52] <=^catablanca^=> Thnak you, disembodied voice that sounds like my dead ward.
[22:52] * =^catablanca^= smells Jedite
[22:53] <=^catablanca^=> The Scent of EVIL
[22:53] <// J_Daito //> Yes?
[22:53] * -BatNako gets out his batspray made of highly concentrated sulfuric acid
[22:53] * =^catablanca^= FLIES at Jedite and knocks him down!!
[22:53] <Jack Flagg> I think that's just his deodorant.
[22:53] <// J_Daito //> The hell?!
[22:53] * -BatNako sprays j_daito
[22:54] <=^catablanca^=> Evil Scum! Murderer of Minako!!
[22:54] * // J_Daito // BATS off Artemis!
[22:54] <Cést_la_V> Artemis!! Jedite, don't hurt him!!
[22:54] <=^catablanca^=> T_T even now her spirit cries out in my aid!! (backflips and kicks JEdite through a wall)
[22:55] * // J_Daito // FLIES through a wall!
[22:55] <Cést_la_V> WHOAH
[22:55] <=^catablanca^=> The Catman spent his long nights in the padded cell not mourning the underage status of his now-plush wife, but training to avenge Minako's murder.
[22:56] * =^catablanca^= stands on his hindlegs and does the "neo" sign
[22:56] * // J_Daito // climbs out of the hole.
[22:56] <// J_Daito //> So the cat got a spine huh?
[22:56] <=^catablanca^=> Let's go, chum! Attack the evildoer!!
[22:57] * -BatNako shines his halogen batflashlight into jedite's eyes
[22:57] * // J_Daito // hurls a bolt of deadly ki at Artemis
[22:57] <-BatNako> while he is blinded, i go get something
[22:57] * // J_Daito // is blinded
[22:57] <Cést_la_V> ARTEMIS!! DODGE!!
[22:57] * -BatNako goes to the batfarm and gets the world's hottest habanero peppers
[22:57] * =^catablanca^= puffs out his chest and ABSORBS THE HIT
[22:58] <Shinji Ikari> Whoa.
[22:58] * -BatNako forces them down jedite's throat
[22:58] <=^catablanca^=> The Catman studied the Iron Shirt discipline as well.
[22:58] <Jack Flagg> Holy s[BLEEP]t, dude.
[22:58] * // J_Daito // gags and coughs
[22:58] <=^catablanca^=> Fear not, O dead spirit of my lovely friend, I will AVENGE YOU
[22:58] <Cést_la_V> ¬_¬; I'm alive, baka.
[22:59] * =^catablanca^= ignores her and proceeds to Rodney King Jedite
[22:59] <=^catablanca^=> All evil will fall before the masked terror of the night!
[22:59] <Shinji Ikari> Let him have his delusions, Mina.
[22:59] * // J_Daito // is taking 1000 HP damage
[22:59] <Shinji Ikari> This is so f[BLEEP]king entertaining.
[22:59] <// J_Daito //> The f[BLEEP]k is this s[BLEEP]t?!
[23:00] * =^catablanca^= lashes Jedite across the face with his tail "The Good Citizens of Tokyo do not like that foul language! Childtren may be reading these logs!"
[23:01] * // J_Daito // felt like he was hit with a steel whip!
[23:01] <Cést_la_V> Artemis... is super strong...?!
[23:01] <Jack Flagg> If any children are reading this, they're already warped beyond repair anyway.
[23:01] <=^catablanca^=> Oh, they said I shouldn't take the rehab drugs out of sequence... I showed them!
[23:02] <=^catablanca^=> I made the Super Secret Strength cocktail and became the CATMAN!
[23:02] * =^catablanca^= unfurls his cape and leaps onto Jedite's face, clawing it to ribbons
[23:03] <// J_Daito //> ARRRARAGHEAAAERREAGHEEAAHGH
[23:03] <Cést_la_V> O_O
[23:03] <=^catablanca^=> this (KICK) is (PUNCH) for (LOW BLOW) Mina!!
[23:03] * // J_Daito // parries as best he can
[23:04] <// J_Daito //> What... are... you...
[23:04] <=^catablanca^=> I am the night... I am... the CATMAN!
[23:05] * =^catablanca^= punches out Jedite with his claws out
[23:05] * =^catablanca^= spins around, furling his cape, and vanishes into the night.
[23:06] * Shinji Ikari goes over and helps Jedite up
[23:06] * =^catablanca^= sits atop an undisclosed reooftop knowing his new duty... to stop evil whereever it lies...
[23:06] * =^catablanca^= cannot have a family until he avenges HER.
[23:07] * The Saga of the Catman has begun...