Suburban Senshi IRC Chat #656: “ Angst is a five letter word! The Anniversary Battle Begins!!”
#656: “Angst is a five letter word! The Anniversary Battle Begins!!”

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*** Topic is '-= PAY ATTENTION CHILDREN=-'
[15:17] * A. Sohryu Langley sits in the corner of the room, sulking, a black cloud of ki around her
[15:17] * // J_Daito // ponders the Asuka
[15:18] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Heh, you guys realize it's been two years to the day since we all got together and decided to get on the internet?
[15:18] <FireFly_9> Hah, Haruka-poppa now tries to claim credit for this, despite the fact that she has made no secret of her dislike for the fact that we "jumped on her bandwagon" in the past.
[15:19] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Hey it was MY personal blog, then you guys jumped in and started doing s[BLEEP]t there too.
[15:20] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Yeah because you got the idea of stealing Kim Jong Il's posting format, that insane mofo...
[15:21] <FireFly_9> Not to mention that he stopped posting last December, so we effectively outlasted him...
[15:21] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- looks around the room
[15:21] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Damn look how far we came in two years..
[15:22] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> First Chibi-chan shows up in the new IRC, wreaking havoc
[15:22] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> hshshshshshs im da reel suga baybee peeoepl!!1111
[15:25] <FireFly_9> Then Jedite decides to buy himself a used and grafts it with Dr. Gero's technology to create his "incredibly hot girlfriend" based on live-action Hino Rei, who Papa eventually rebuilt and reprogrammed, creating our very own
[15:25] <Cést_la_V> Ne, Ne!! Don't forget that Artemis and I showed up before that!!
[15:26] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Yeah as GUESTS, here to b[BLEEP]ch about the Live Action Sailor Moon... nobody expected you to stay...
[15:26] <// J_Daito //> The Aino used her sway with the Time Lord to gain permanent residence, heh
[15:26] <Cést_la_V> You get back to battling Angst-chick Attention w[BLEEP]e Asuka there!!
[15:27] <A. Sohryu Langley> I'm the BEST EVA PILOT EVER and all anyone ever talks about is Shinji Shinji SHINJI ARRRGHH LOOK AT ME!!! (rips open her shirt)
[15:27] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> fak mi
[15:27] * Cést_la_V is blind
[15:28] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Haha I goy for the boys look and I'm better off than you, chick. Even 'Taru's got you beat
[15:28] <FireFly_9> ¬_¬;
[15:28] <A. Sohryu Langley> RAARRGHH!!
[15:29] <// J_Daito //> (trying to cheer her up) The Jedite notes the Asuka has a very... firey personality...
[15:30] <A. Sohryu Langley> Shut up you lying sack of s[BLEEP]t! You're just like all the others, you want to lie to me to make me feel good so you can USE ME!! You don't mean ANYTHING YOU SAY!!! (does up her shirt and argues with Jedite in a firey way)
[15:30] * // J_Daito // twitches.
[15:30] <Mdm_Maestro> Setsuna even managed to make her return, even though we don't know what she wants, precisely...
[15:31] * chronos.typhoon.2k4 chuckles cryptically from an undisclosed location.
[15:31] <// J_Daito //> The Setsuna wants The Jedite's Maxx Power... she cannot have this, for Mr. Maxx Power only desires the
[15:32] <@spiritflame> you live in hope fool
[15:32] <Cést_la_V> Poor Artemis has seen his family life disintegrate, while I'm set to start one...
[15:33] <FireFly_9> And Haruka-poppa and I have been engaged in a titanic back-and-forth power struggle...
[15:33] <// J_Daito //> And the Jedite has powered up beyond all reasoning.
[15:34] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Yeah life is good... over 1000 posts in two years and almost 180,000 hits...
[15:35] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> You're the ONLY f[BLEEP]king mecha pilot in the room, so by definition yes, ok?!
[15:36] <Cést_la_V> Haruka-san!! This is a challenge for Jedite!!
[15:36] <// J_Daito //> The Asuka performed admirably defeating that Angel on the aircraft carrier.
[15:37] <A. Sohryu Langley> f[BLEEP]kER! All you wanted to do was look up my Eva's skirt when it was leaping from ship to ship! You don't give a s[BLEEP]t about my piloting skills!
[15:37] <// J_Daito //> EVA units do not wear skirts outside of hentai Doujinshi.
[15:37] <A. Sohryu Langley> COVER UP YOUR LIES, f[BLEEP]kTARD! HENTAI ba[BLEEP]rd!
[15:38] * // J_Daito // twitches, feeling a bit weaker.
[15:39] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Yes, and whereas last year at anniversary time, it was Kim-Jong Il who was threatening to destroy us all, this year it's EVA's own Asuka "b[BLEEP]chass" Langley who's disturbing the peace.
[15:40] <A. Sohryu Langley> f[BLEEP]k YOU, b[BLEEP]ch! (punches Haruka in the face and tries to stab her with a prog. knife)
[15:40] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- whips out the Space Sword "Oh it's ON NOW!"
[15:41] * A. Sohryu Langley curls up into the fetal position and cries, suddenly holding a small raggedy ann doll.
[15:41] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> WTF?!
[15:41] <A. Sohryu Langley> Mama... loved this damn dolly more than me... mama... never paid attention to me... mama... mama....
[15:41] * Cést_la_V vomits reflexively
[15:42] <FireFly_9> My god, return of the hoary cliches...
[15:42] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> shshshsh Horatru-chan sed "whory!!" hehehehehe
[15:43] <A. Sohryu Langley> b[BLEEP]chES! I'M CRYING HERE!!
[15:43] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> WE CAN SEE THAT! JED, CHEER HER UP ALREADY!
[15:43] * // J_Daito // goes back in time and psychologically corrects the mother so she loves Asuka and not the doll.
[15:44] <A. Sohryu Langley> ...
[15:44] <A. Sohryu Langley> That wasn't my mom you fixed it was one of Pimp-daddy Gendo's clones.
[15:44] <// J_Daito //> ...
[15:44] <// J_Daito //> me goes back in time and corrects the REAL Mother.
[15:44] <A. Sohryu Langley> ...
[15:45] <A. Sohryu Langley> Daddy hung himself in the doorway and I saw it, I'm a worthless human being.
[15:45] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Motherf[BLEEP]ker.
[15:45] <FireFly_9> You cannot win...
[15:46] <A. Sohryu Langley> No I can't my life is so severely f[BLEEP]ked up and whenever anyone tries to help me it's always because they want THIS!! (rips open her shirt again)
[15:46] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Umm... miss jailbait, I hate to tell you this but you ain't got s[BLEEP]t there.
[15:46] <// J_Daito //> Yes so your premise is flawed and you must revise your outlook on life.
[15:47] * A. Sohryu Langley sniffles for a minute and looks down, closing up her shirt. She sniffles.
[15:47] <A. Sohryu Langley> You guys are right...
[15:47] <Cést_la_V> Finally...
[15:48] <A. Sohryu Langley> I'm a flat-chested piece of crap whose Mama preferred a DOLL over me and whose dad HUNG HIMSELF in the doorway rather than look at me and KAJI-SAN won't TOUCH ME!!
[15:48] * Cést_la_V facepalms
[15:48] <// J_Daito //> I...the JEdite... corrected your mother...
[15:49] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I don't think she gives a s[BLEEP]t Jed.
[15:49] * A. Sohryu Langley starts to bawl
[15:49] <@spiritflame> ignore her and she will cease
[15:50] * chronos.typhoon.2k4 marks the passage of five minutes of silence
[15:50] <A. Sohryu Langley> MY LIFE IS s[BLEEP]t, YOU HEAR?! PURE s[BLEEP]t!!
[15:50] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> oh fak mi... (leefs)
[15:50] *** .`~SugaBB_2999~`. [cndygrrl@gigaport.capitalnet.ct] has left #suburbansenshi (sum1 shot har in da hed alrady)
[15:51] * // J_Daito // twitches and staggers a bit as the angst gets to him
[15:51] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- grabs a mic
[15:52] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Is this the END for General Jedite's reign of Supreme Power?! Will the second year of Suburban Senshi kick off with his defeat at the hands of your stereotypical angst-fueled attention w[BLEEP]re, the bane of the IRC? Tune in tomorrow to find out, same IRC time, same IRC channel!
[15:53] <A. Sohryu Langley> Don't f[BLEEP]king mock me, b[BLEEP]ch! (dropkicks Haruka)
[15:53] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Quit it, kid!
[15:53] * A. Sohryu Langley starts trying to kick and stab and cut Haruka
[15:54] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- rolls her eyes and parries perfectly
[15:54] <FireFly_9> Wonderful... gaining recognition tthough physical assault...
[15:54] * // J_Daito // grabs the Asuka and holds her fast
[15:55] <A. Sohryu Langley> Don't touch me f[BLEEP]ker! I know what you want but you aren't getting it!!
[15:55] <// J_Daito //> The Jedite's lust for the is not your concern.
[15:55] <A. Sohryu Langley> ME! ME! I lnow you want me! Look at the way you hold me!!
[15:55] * // J_Daito // is holding the Langley in a HEADLOCK
[15:56] <A. Sohryu Langley> See, you can't wait to ravish me!!
[15:56] * // J_Daito // flickers solid for an instant
[15:56] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Damn that Langley has a one track mind
[15:57] * // J_Daito // feels his power return... but the Angst is STRONG in this one.
[15:57] * Cést_la_V plops down on her sofa and grabs a drink... this fight could take a while.
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