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Suburban Senshi Update (Diaries through 8/19)
Most of last weeks entries are not up at the
official Suburban Senshi page because wasting main
page space is much more fun. Here's the current status:
-The Artemis/Venus diaries for the end of July were never updated, but that doesn't matter because this is August.
-Haruka's diary from last week was just a profane rant, but this week there's actually non-bleeped words in it
-Elios needs spaying.
Here are the diaries from this week:
Tomoe Hotaru / FireFly_9 (8/18)
I just finished participating in another IRC Chat. Haruka-poppa is a reprobate fool. Some friends of mine are getting married soon. As is my custom, I purchased them a book, as I believe books are excellent legacies to pass on from generation to generation,
and will persist long after the culture of "reality TV" has passed from the face of the Earth. The book I purchased was "All you need is love, and other lies about marriage." Inscribed on the
inner cover I wrote "We tend to believe in the "lies of marriage" -- such concepts as soul mates or unconditional love, This book exposes the lie propogated by so many.
There IS NO SUCH THING AS A MIRACLE ROMANCE. Learn this now or suffer at your peril. " For some reason they were offended! I don't know if Usagi-san has put something in the water supply
or what, but to me the idea of a "miracle romance" is so much pablum and pap. Only the most ignorant... (Producer is telling me something) I DON'T CARE IF SAILOR MOON IS ALL ABOUT SOME
MYTHICAL LOVE SPANNING MILLENNIA AND PAST LIVES! IT'S A LOAD OF PAP! Oh very well. Boys and girls, Love is wonderful and perfect! We must all repect the power of love and aspire to
live the life of Barbie! Sailor Saturn says! Tee Hee! ^_^
Hotaru gets to keep her job this week I guess.
General Jedite / J_Daito (8/18)
The Jedite has gone beyond the edge of creation and achieved a level of power equal to USSJ2 (Ultra Suave Super Jedite 2). The Jedite has no time for diaries, as he must be defeated by an enemy
stronger than he in order to power down and not be translucent. The Jedite is tired of Chibiusa filling him with her underwear. The Jedite is currently accepting all challengers for battle at his
fight club in the sub-sub basement of Ten'ou house. The jedite would like to extend his thanks to Kitagawa Keiko for the "buttock wiggle" in the recent episode of Pathetic Guardian Sailor Moon. Were
the Jedite not obsessed with seeking Real. Ultimate. Power the Jedite would gladly make you his woman, as unlike the last time the Jedite was incinerated by a Fire Senshi, the Jedite is now multidimensional
and immune to flames.
The Jedite needs to learn the Grammar.
Professor Souichi Tomoe / GERMATOID (8/18)
TODAY I WENT DOWN TO THE LAB AND CLONED QUEEN BERYL IN AN EXPERIMENT WHICH WOULD TEST THE HYPOTHESIS THAT QUEEN BERYL DID INDEED HAVE "BACK". THE TEST SUBJECT
WAS HATCHED AND SUBJECTED TO AN INTENSE GAME OF TWISTER, THE RESULTS OF WHICH VALIDATED THE HYPOTHESIS. I WILL WRITE UP A FORMAL RESEARCH PAPER ON THIS SUBJECT AFTER
RESEARCH CONCLUDES TONIGHT! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! ALSO I DRANK SOME TASTY COFFEE.
What will Kaolinite say!? She'll be crushed!
Aino Minako / Cést_la_V (8/18)
OMG I hate that Stupid Sailor Moon Live action thing more and more!! First they made me run like an airplane and now they're slowly killing me off with some kind of damn tumour-thing?!
What the heck did I DO in my life to bring down this wrath of hell?! Is Takeuchi-sensei secretly bitter than I never got my own OAV and is getting revenge in the sick twisted way of the Anno??
I mean GEEZ, TAKE THE OPERATION, BAKA! And while you're in there, get them to give you a "fanny-bone" because you have NO SENSE of HUMOUR! I HATE YOU!! And I rarely hate anything!! Except
for mushrooms!! You know what, Komatsu-san, you ARE WORSE than a mushroom to me!! You're varnishing my wonderful legacy as the Idol Soldier Sailor V!! I hope that that tumour jazzersizes
in your head or whatever it is those things do and it explodes out like a CHEST BURSTER from "Alien" except as a HEAD BURSTER and then the little gross thing that comes out will turn out to be
A BETTER SENSHI THAN YOU! "Ai to seigi no, Sera Bishoujo Senshi, Sera TUUMMA!!" Like that "Mr. Panky" thing from "South Pork" but WAY FUNNIER!! :P KOMATSU NO BAKA!! Oh and also today I ate some
giant Pizza because I'm a former ex-idol and I can afford it.
Bitter, Mina?
Neo Princess "Small Lady' Tsukino Usagi Serenity "Chibiusa" / .`~SugaBB_2999~`. (8/18)
o sit todie i lagged on da ganvid man pag an i sawr dis funy az hal paodoy of zediums subaraban sanchi irc comax mad by sum odar dude who was out of maratial. hloy sit dat was da fanniast
facking tingz i evar seens!!!1 i am sew impassed by da wrok if dis mens dat mad dat paraody dat im gona gav up on mamo-chin and by boyfeidn da hoarse elioz an im gona haunt dis batch dewn
an mak him may new men-meet!!111 i am sew faking in luv wit dis batch itz nat evan fanny... i stoaled da popap kima satra fram da kistal parace librari an sudied it, wen i find diz batch im gona
tye ham pu lak da gamp dad 2 does dudeaz from palp facktion, an den mak him mai luv slav 4 evar an evar an evar mohshshshshshshshshshshshshshshshshshs! O an lik 4 diz dairai sat, i want 2
da spechul stoar in kistak tokio dat Amy-chun and Mako-chun gew tew for dere "staff" an bot mi a new "toi" 4 wen i tink abut mamo-chun. bat new i tink i'll gav it 2 nit zeduum!!1 up has B>[BLEEP]
Hey "Not Xadium", Payback's a B>[BLEEP]. And then you die. If you're LUCKY. But the way the spore is looking, I don't think you will be....
Artemis / catablanca (8/19)
I MAY BE A CAT BUT DAMMIT I HAVE FEELINGS TOO! Why is my wife an UNDERAGED Plush toy?! WHY?! WHYYYYYYYYY?!
Because Takeuchi finally got tired of your sass?
Haruka / SpeedRcrX (8/18)
I HATE SUMMER. It's [BLEEP]ing hot out here. And the ants. [BLEEP]
ing ants. The mother[BLEEP]ers crawl all over my stuff, I can't put down a can of Yebisu before the damn things start invading within like .02 seconds of me
putting the thing down. So I got pissed, forgot where I was and "WORLD SHAKING"'ed the whole patio table to take the little b[BLEEP]rds out once and for all. And I got 'em,
yeah... got the nest, fried the queen, everything... unfortunatetly I also nuked the gas main. And there was an explosion. And then the four cops. And then the bribery. And the threats of more jail time for
making the bribes. So twenty minutes and FIVE MILLION YEN later I got them out of my face. Well two of 'em. I think Chibi got her claws into one and the Prof took another for his messed up science
games. So now I'm broke, I owe Michi green, I got no beer, and the ants are back. Oh yeah. They got another colony. MAN I HATE SUMMER!!! Oh and yeah, like I did some [BLEEP]
for Suburban Senshi today, I think I got drunk and went Super Saiyan or something...
Ahh, Haruka, Haruka, Haruka... whole tabloids subsist on your domestic foibles...
Michiru / Mdm_Maestro (8/19)
Children remember: A Violin is not a Fiddle. I am not a Fiddler, I am a Violinist. Thank you. ^_^
No, thank you.
rei.bot / spiritflame (8/19)
going to laundry
miko robes stained with vomit
i hate haruka
Elios / H3LLi05 (8/19)
Hey, any of you fine ladies out there in cyberspace / you think you can keep the pace / go par for the course / with the horse with the force? Call 1-900-[BLEEP]LOVIN
and get your fix for just a dollah sixty-six (a minute)! WORD LIFE!
Uhh... no.
Meiou Setsuna / chronos.typhoon.2k4 (8/19)
i think mr. fox mulder was correct when he asserted cockroaches were alien probes from another dimension. they always seem to know where i am and they seem to be stalking me with the
express intent of frightening me into revealing the myriad and complicated secrets of Time. but i will not do it, i will not yield to their twitching antennae, their scuttling ways or their germ-covered
kertain carapaces. tomorrow i went and bought a can of raid and brought it back here yesterday. now i have the poision and their lives are in MY hands. yes that's right you foul beasts, now the
sword of damocles hangs above you! come to my gate and task me! TASK ME TO METE OUT YOUR GASEOUS JUDGEMENT FROM THE DEPTHS OF HELL!!!!!
this has been 'hades keeper' setsuna meioh
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