#643: “A shocking declaration of love! The War of the Ring!! (guest stars: YOU GUYS!) ”

*** Now talking in #suburbansenshi
*** Topic is '-= IT'S NOT A CRACKER JACK PRIZE!!=-'
[23:50] * Cést_la_V changes topic to `-= Mina-P's Love-Love Logbook: Day 4 =- `
[00:04] <Cést_la_V> LOL I haven't had my picture taken this much since I was a full-time idol... the cruise company makes a lot of money trying to sell people pictures of themselves having fun on the cruise... every night for the last 4 nights when X-chan and I would show up for the formal dinner they'd snap off a shot.... then they post it on this HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGE bulletin board thingy with everyone else's pictures (kinds like they have those "Action shots" at theme parks). It's annoying because we have so many friends who can take pictures of us, but I guess for couples who are alone it's a plus....
[00:06] <Cést_la_V> There's a wastebasket near the thing where you can take down your picture and throw it away in case you don't like it... *somebody* pulled down EVERYONE'S pictures last night, leaving only Haruka-san's and Michiru-san's... hmm I WONDER who that could be??? :P
[00:10] <Cést_la_V> Oh did I ever describe our cabin? It's not a big room (you'd THINK it would be big considering the price we paid for it ¬_¬; (Yes, Michiru-san charged us :P ) You can barely stand upright in there, it's a tight fit. It's like half the size of a motel room. The bed takes up nearly the entire room (not complaining ♡) and there are teeny tiny dressers on the sides, with nooks and crannies everywhere to store stuff. People say Japanese rooms are small, but this takes the bagel!! The whole point seems to be that you're not supposed to stay in the cabin in the day, you're supposed to go out and have fun and only come back to rest up.
[00:13] <Cést_la_V> I wake up too early though... the sun through the cabin window (right over the bed) is WAAAY too bright in the morning >_<... but hey, we're paying a lot to be here so I guess it's better to spend the day awake and alive rather than curled up in bed... wait... dilemma LOL
[00:17] <Cést_la_V> And there's no Irons. I brought along lots of fancy dresses for the formal events AND THERE IS NOWHERE TO IRON THEM. You have to PAY to get it done at the ship's laundry. ARRGH! Worse yet, there's like a mini-fridge thing in the room filled with drinks called a "mini bar". I was thirsty so I took some of the drinks out of the fridge. Now I find out they're going to charge me TONS of money for it! ARRGH! Even the Soda costs an arm and a head!! Haruka-san said it's so bad that at port the locals COMPETE to sell you cheap (that is, less expensive than the SUPER EXPENSIVE shpboard stuff) soda. I believe it!!
[00:37] <Cést_la_V> OMG today after Haruka-san got drunk and Elios flipped her off, Haruka-san grabbed some rope, lassoed Elios and threw him overboard from the rear deck, trying to trail him like bait for sharks!! Chibiusa saved him though, using the Silver Crystal.
[00:47] <Cést_la_V> Hotaru-chan is better today, I bought her a big floppy hat to wear to protect her from the sun... she bought a little umbrella too and now when she walks around she looks like Mary Poppins! HAHAHAHAAHHAAH! It's soo kawaii!!
[00:52] <Cést_la_V> I saw "Blaze of Thunder" in the movie theatre today.... moh, Nicole Kidman and Tom Cruise-sama were the PERFECT hollywood couple ♡_♡ I can't believe they broke up it's so stupid.
[00:55] <Cést_la_V> Something I don't get about Setsuna-san: She's really forward and obvious to him whenever she sees him, crying out his same ans acting like a lovesick puppy (Her: "Oh, Jedite-sama, let me wax your manly chest!!") But when she's on her own she's totally calm and cryptic like the old Setsuna-san we knew from before. I dunno, it makes me suspicious...
[01:09] <Cést_la_V> O M G
[01:11] <Cést_la_V> On cruise ships there are these male escort guys, (not the ecch kind), like retired guys whose job is to be dance partners for single women on the ship during the formal dances (there's WAAY more women than men)... ¬_¬;
[01:12] <Cést_la_V> I don't think you need to guess where I'm going with this. HOW COULD SOMEONE LIKE USAGI PRODUCE A CHILD THAT IS THE ENEMY OF MEN?!
[01:16] <Cést_la_V> I've never seen a man cry before... not like *that*. Yes, there was the time I was playing Volleyball with X-chan and I spiked it low and hit him down "there"... there were tears involved.... but Chibiusa-chan drove the dignified, suave, classy men _who looked like they'd never even farted in their whole lives_ into bawling crybabies running for the pills....
[01:17] <Cést_la_V> A LOT of women were upset and went after Chibiusa-- they didn't want to be shown up as being single and lonely... Chibiusa-chan escaped somehow, though.
[01:20] <Cést_la_V> LOL Haruka-san got drunk and sat on the toilet in her cabin while flushing it. (The ship's toilets are these vaccum things, it's SCARY how forceful they are). She was stuck in there for HOURS!! X-chan says maybe I shouldn't mention this but LOL I think it's too funny!! XD
[01:22] <Cést_la_V> We wish you guys were here and miss you all a LOT!! Be it ever such a grumble, there's no place like home!! We look forward to being back soon (but not just yet ehehehehehe ♡) Ja!!


### now switching to rei.bot log playback mode ###

Act I: The Toy Surprise


[05:53] * Furu is away: Teh Lurk~
[05:55] * Dr_Xadium sneaks into the kitchen and deposits something in a Box of Sailor V Sugar flakes
[05:56] * Dr_Xadium signals Furu to be quiet about it and sneaks back out
[05:57] * Dr_Xadium and Minako walk in and sit at the Breakfast table, quietly sharing some cereal
[05:57] <@Dr_Xadium> Mina, there's something I've been meaning to tell you for a while now...
[05:57] * Cést_la_V was about to pour some Sailor V sugar flakes in a bowl but looks at X-chan expectantly
[05:58] <@Dr_Xadium> Go ahead and pour your cereal...
[05:58] <Cést_la_V> No I want to hear what you have to say, X-chan ♡
[05:58] <@Dr_Xadium> Yes but surely you must be hungry this morning...
[05:58] <Cést_la_V> heh ok!! (pours)
[05:59] <@Dr_Xadium> /me watches her pour the cereal into the bowl and twitches slightly
[05:59] * Cést_la_V looks at X-chan expectantly
[05:59] <@Dr_Xadium> Mina...
[05:59] <Cést_la_V> hai? ♡
[05:59] <@Dr_Xadium> Milk..
[06:00] <Cést_la_V> Ah! (goes and grabs some milk from the fridge and pours it on the cereal as Xadium fiddles with the cereal box )
[06:00] <Cést_la_V> (returns) So what did you have to say? (eats slowly)
[06:00] <@Dr_Xadium> Well... you see... wow, you're eating slowly today...
[06:01] <Cést_la_V> Because I want to give X-chan my full attention ♡
[06:01] <@Dr_Xadium> Ah.
[06:01] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- stumbles into the kitchen drunk and grabs the box of cereal
[06:01] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> f[BLEEP]in' olsen twins, makin' me feel teh old
[06:01] <Cést_la_V> Ohayo, Haruka-saan!! ♡
[06:01] <Furu> ..Oh, wow. I look away for a bit and everyone shows up. Hi!
[06:02] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> quiet! (hangover)
[06:02] <Cést_la_V> Hi Furfurfurfurfurufurufu-chaaan!!
[06:02] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- belches and looks around for something
[06:02] * Dr_Xadium sighs
[06:02] <@Dr_Xadium> Minako, this morning, when I woke up and looked into your crystal-blue eyes...
[06:03] <Cést_la_V> hai?? ♡
[06:03] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> THE F[BLEEP] IS MY BEER?!
[06:03] * Dr_Xadium twitches
[06:03] <@Dr_Xadium> Well... after what was said last night...
[06:03] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- pours some lager into a porcelain bowl
[06:04] <Cést_la_V> heh we did get carried away last night with Q-chan and Moonstar-san, I don't think we should do that anymore... it annoys ppl.
[06:04] * Dr_Xadium nods
[06:04] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> OH YOU GUYS GOT CARRIED AWAY I GOT LEFT AT THE ALTAR!
[06:04] * Mdm_Maestro walks in angrily
[06:04] <Mdm_Maestro> I READ The Logs Haruka!
[06:05] * Cést_la_V giggles
[06:05] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> s[BLEEP]t
[06:05] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> YOU OWE ME FOR THE HASSELHOFF, WOMAN!
[06:05] <@Dr_Xadium> Anyway, Mina... you are very special to me and I wanted you to know...
[06:05] <Mdm_Maestro> I read the logs, and I'd say that debt was MORE THAN REPAID.
[06:06] *** Senshi Guardian [ACAF5E6C.ipt.aol.com] has joined #suburbansenshi
[06:06] <@spiritflame> Irasshai Senshi Guardian
[06:06] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Dammit I just wanted love!
[06:06] * Mdm_Maestro takes the bowl filled with lager and dumps it on Haruka's head. She then grabs the cereal box
[06:06] * Senshi Guardian some sleepwalks into the room
[06:06] <Mdm_Maestro> YOU CAN HAVE THIS!! (slams the box on Haruka's head, causing corn flakes and something else to spill out on her head, and leaves in a huff
[06:06] <Senshi Guardian> morning.....
[06:06] <Cést_la_V> O_o;
[06:07] <Cést_la_V> Ohayo....
[06:07] <Furu> Hey, SG. Welcome to the Aftermath
[06:07] * Dr_Xadium twitches a LOT
[06:07] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> dammit.. ow, what the hell fell on hy head there (grabs a small velvet box)
[06:07] <Cést_la_V> Wow those toy surprises are big these days...
[06:07] * Dr_Xadium twitches uncontrollably
[06:07] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> (drunk) Shit I got me a cracker jack prize
[06:08] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- opens the box
[06:08] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> the hell..
[06:08] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> URL --> https://suburbansenshi.com/homepages/minako_files/engagement_ring.jpg
[06:08] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> stupid dime store crap has s[BLEEP]t written on it I'm to drunk to see... whassit say "m my infernam premise is new x?"
[06:08] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- tosses the s[BLEEP]t down the garbage disposal ; Xadium freezes in shock
[06:09] <@Dr_Xadium> ... "M - my eternal promise to you - X"
[06:09] <Cést_la_V> !
[06:09] <Senshi Guardian> wow, look at that rock!
[06:09] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I remember when they'd give out those cool picture thingies that f[BLEEP]in changed in the light and s[BLEEP]t not crappy rundgs
[06:09] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- uses the spoon to scrape some beerflakes off her head and eats
[06:09] <Furu> o_o
[06:10] <@Dr_Xadium> /me cries and goes to find a toolkit to rip open the sink
[06:10] <Cést_la_V> (smiles, not really understanding)
[06:10] <Cést_la_V> ano....
[06:10] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> f[BLEEP]ing mornings SUCK
[06:10] * Cést_la_V runs after X-chan
[06:11] <Furu> ..Did I fall asleep and am just having a very odd dream?...
[06:11] <Cést_la_V> (distantly) Gomen nasai!!
[06:11] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> hey... furufurukuruyuru...
[06:11] <Senshi Guardian> Furu, it's not just you....
[06:11] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Senshi... Guardman...
[06:11] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> What be the up?
[06:12] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> you guyz want beet fleks?
[06:12] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Beer flakes?
[06:12] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> it's some ggod s[BLEEP]t!
[06:12] <Senshi Guardian> Not to much so far haruka, i'm still trying to come too.
[06:13] <Furu> Nah. Too young to drink, remember?
[06:13] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> well I can... burn off the alchohol
[06:13] * Senshi Guardian is amazed at all the thing beer can be included in these days
[06:13] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- gets a ligher and lites the ceral on ffire
[06:14] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> O sumped lager in a bowl and dumped the sdlaked in it.
[06:14] <Senshi Guardian> I don't think fire is a good thing so early haruka....
[06:14] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> oog pretty fire
[06:14] <Senshi Guardian> oh what the hell
[06:14] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> you see that retarted cracker jask prize?
[06:14] * Senshi Guardian pours a bowl
[06:14] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> when I wuz young they gave out better sit that .
[06:15] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I meas damn srtandfards have gome DOWEN man.
[06:15] <Senshi Guardian> I think some one drop a helliuva lot of cash for that prize.*munches on ceral*
[06:15] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- hnds furu kuru a ownl of burnt flakes
[06:16] <Senshi Guardian> Yeah back in my day you got some cool s[BLEEP]t in cracker jacks, now you get a crappy sticker and they call it a day....
[06:16] * Furu sighs and says nothing.
[06:16] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> fucin gumba l manchiner s[BLEEP]t!
[06:16] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- dumpes the remained her of her sereal into the darbage siaplosal and taurns it on
[06:17] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> ooh lissent to the noisr gagagagagaagagagagagag!!11 hahahaha
[06:17] * Senshi Guardian think Dr. X is going to be a cranky time lord today now.
[06:17] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- hears the dpsoals sieze up
[06:17] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> www.wts.com
[06:18] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> fucjing s[BLEEP]t
[06:18] <Furu> Oookay, Haruka-san, normally I'm a HUGE fan of yours, but now you're just bein' scary
[06:18] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- produces the space swoed and rums it into the dispoasal
[06:18] <Senshi Guardian> Furu, remember even totayl drunk haruka makes more sense then chibi-usa
[06:18] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> due last night I got stiffedf n Michiru's oissed at me today damn can't man hjet drunk?
[06:19] <Furu> Hey! Don't do that!
[06:19] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> SPCHACE SWORD VLASTAR!!!
[06:19] <guest_> why fauck not working?
[06:19] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> FUCING BOX!
[06:19] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> SPACE SWORF BNLASTAES!!!
[06:19] <Senshi Guardian> crap!
[06:20] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> .ne smaxcls the sword
[06:20] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> WORK!!!
[06:20] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> (slows down_) SPACE SWOED BLASTAR
[06:20] * Senshi Guardian is too groggy to properly stop it
[06:20] * nothing
[06:20] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> SPACE. SWORD. BLASTAR.
[06:21] * nothing
[06:21] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> SPACE. SWORD. BLATER!!
[06:21] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> f[BLEEP]
[06:21] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> SPACE SWORD BLASTER!!!
[06:21] * Senshi Guardian transforms
[06:22] <Furu> Eheheh. I hope she says Bladder next
[06:22] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- goes flying back as the garbage disposal and the sink epxlode showering weeks old composted food on everyone
[06:22] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> omg there's s[BLEEP]t all over thekitches
[06:22] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> the dsink is leaking and floding
[06:22] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> any u guys aplumer?
[06:23] * Senshi Guardian use Guardian Force Shield and protects himself and furu from the shower of compost
[06:23] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> huys?
[06:23] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> raybot??
[06:23] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- passed out on the fllor in the pile of crpa
[06:23] <Furu> That's just. VILE.
[06:24] * Senshi Guardian has not teh plumber training
[06:24] <Senshi Guardian> well if this will end in joy...
[06:25] * Furu goes to get the mop
[06:26] * Senshi Guardian rumages around the blast area for the water shut off valve
[06:26] <Furu> Look for the ring while your at it
[06:27] * Senshi Guardian will do
[06:28] <Senshi Guardian> Man. Dr. X must have drop a bundle on that baby too
[06:29] * Senshi Guardian finds the shut off valve and stops the leak
[06:29] <Furu> No kiddin'. Then again, being a Time Lord anf all, does he really HAVE to pay?
[06:31] * Senshi Guardian survey's the room looking for anything glinting
[06:32] <Senshi Guardian> whats should we do with her? *points to the passed out Haruka*
[06:32] <Furu> Hard to see with all of this crap everywhere...
[06:32] <Furu> ...Good question. Dump a bucket of water on her?
[06:35] * Senshi Guardian propers haruka up in a chair
[06:35] <Senshi Guardian> oohhh, i think i found it!
[06:36] * Senshi Guardian points to haruka's hair, at a shining item that is now stuck to her hair with compost
[06:37] <Senshi Guardian> Now how to get it out
[06:39] <Furu> ..Well...You wanna give it a shot, or do I?
[06:48] <Senshi Guardian> well, i say we just yank it out. Not like she's going to feel it, she out cold
[06:50] * Senshi Guardian produces a shield around his hand, grabs the ring, and yanks it out acompanyed by a few strands of blonde hair stuck to it.
[06:51] <Furu> Yeah..bu..I don't feel right about yanking Haruka-san's hair
[06:52] <Senshi Guardian> "Sacrafices must be made for the grearter good" Furu. Something haruka always beleaved, looks like the roles got rerversed a little
[06:52] * Senshi Guardian goes to the bathroom to clean off the ring.
[06:55] * Senshi Guardian returns with a cleaned up ring
[06:55] <Furu> Good job.
[06:57] <Senshi Guardian> Remind me never to eat beerflakes again. Causee if they act in my stomach like they did to the ring, I think I'm going to be sick
[06:58] * Senshi Guardian notes thats what stuck it to Haruka head like glue
[07:00] * Senshi Guardian dusts off the velvet box and place the ring in it and begin to write a note for Dr. X
[07:02] <Senshi Guardian> "Dr. X, here's the ring back. I cleaned it the best i could. I hope that everything goes happly for you and Minako with this. Sorry we couldn't stop Haruka from blowing up the sink with the Space Sword... but you know who needs to clean this place up though. *signed* Senshi Guardian & Furu"
[07:04] <Furu> Sounds great
[07:05] <Senshi Guardian> Well that was one heck of a way to start a morning.
[07:06] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> /mi wendars in 4 brekfest
[07:06] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> hay biches
[07:06] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> /mi seez a bix
[07:06] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> /mi takkz it
[07:06] <Furu> Hey Chibi-Usa-chan
[07:06] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> /mi loks in ti
[07:06] <Furu> ..HEY!
[07:06] <Senshi Guardian> Hola Bitchola
[07:06] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> hloy sitt!!11
[07:07] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> i ken get SIAX backs 4 dis at da pen ship!!!1
[07:07] * .`~SugaBB_2999~`. rens of wit da sit
[07:07] <Furu> Hold on now. That's not your damn ring.
[07:08] <Furu> ...Oh, you GOTTA be kidding me.
[07:08] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- stirs a little
[07:08] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> ...beer...
[07:09] <Senshi Guardian> I spent all that time fishing that ring out and cleaning it just so that pink blotch on human DNA can pawn it.......................
[07:09] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- grabs furu kuru by the collar and stares wildly into his eyes
[07:09] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> BEER ME
[07:09] * Senshi Guardian starts crackling with energy
[07:09] <Furu> G-gyah!
[07:10] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- notices the ki and swings around to SG (Beer??)
[07:10] * Furu hands Haruka-san a beer
[07:10] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Oh GOD Furi Kuri you are MY HERO!
[07:10] * Senshi Guardian spins his staff intio the air and screan "Guardian Force Shield Inversion!" and sends a prison field to chase after chibi-usa
[07:10] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- guzzles like a mutha
[07:11] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> (distently) DA FICK?!
[07:11] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> (distenly) Wai da fick mai lags nit wroking?!?!
[07:11] <Furu> ^^; Heheheh.
[07:12] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> (cloers) FAAAAAAAAAAAAAK
[07:12] * Senshi Guardian becon's the force prison to return
[07:12] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- is awake now
[07:12] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> WTF is going on
[07:12] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> (back) Wat fa dakci biches kill u!!!1
[07:13] * Senshi Guardian sticks his hand in the field and grabs the ring from chibi-usa
[07:13] * Senshi Guardian smacks the force shield with his staff sending it off like a baseball
[07:13] <Furu> We're retriving the...um.."Cracker Jack ring"
[07:13] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> BICH dats mai trang from da toy machin jast newe!!
[07:14] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> i ped a quater 4 it!!!1
[07:14] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> gav it bik!!1
[07:14] * Senshi Guardian toses it to furu to check it
[07:14] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> S.G. Steaking a piece of plastic s[BLEEP]t from a kid... not cool.
[07:15] * Furu opens it up
[07:15] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> even I can see it's plastic dude.
[07:15] <Furu> ...She ain't lying.
[07:15] <Senshi Guardian> You don't know what i just went through
[07:15] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> gammie BICHES!!
[07:15] * .`~SugaBB_2999~`. taks bik har neow rang!
[07:15] <Furu> First, tel us what you did with the OTHER ring.
[07:16] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> if ur loking 4 da odar sit i trapped n drped in da sawar.
[07:16] * Senshi Guardian here's chibi-usa's words
[07:16] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> i bot dat odar ran jast new.
[07:16] * Senshi Guardian takes the ring from furu and gives it back to chibi-usa
[07:16] <Furu> ....YOU. DROPPED IT. IN. A SEWER.
[07:16] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> i wented sum gam sew an i sew it in sa machine ting
[07:17] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> da fick it waazu onli wurht sex buks 2 da pin shop men.
[07:17] <Senshi Guardian> my....apology's......chibi-usa...*is chocking back SSSSOOOO much rages right now*
[07:18] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Is that the same pawn shop man who gave you FIVE DOLLARS for Sauron's One Ring of Power?
[07:18] <Furu> That's not the POINT, you pink-haired little beast!
[07:18] * Senshi Guardian is twitching worse then Hotaru
[07:18] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> WTF did she steal anyway?
[07:18] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- just remembes Michi dumping s[BLEEP]t on her head
[07:19] <Senshi Guardian> do you happen to remember what you found early...?
[07:19] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> facking biiches crezy (leefs)
[07:19] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Some cracker jack s[BLEEP]t.
[07:19] <Senshi Guardian> Dr. X was going to give this to someone.....
[07:19] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Them prizes are really crap these days.
[07:19] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> LOL Cheap ass ba[BLEEP]rd.
[07:20] * Furu kicks SG. "Exnay on the ingray!"
[07:20] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Giving away Cracker Jack prizes with like Romanian written on them and s[BLEEP]t.
[07:20] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Ehh well wachya gonna do, not everyone's filthy stinking rich like me.
[07:21] <Mdm_Maestro> (from upstairs) YOU ARE CUT OFF FOR THE WEEK!
[07:21] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> s[BLEEP]t
[07:21] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- leaves in a fit of depression.
[07:22] <Furu> ..Well, I suppose I'm off to the sewage treatment plant...
[07:25] *** Senshi Guardian [AC9702E9.ipt.aol.com] has left #suburbansenshi (in a cartman voice "Guys..I'm ..so..pissed...off...right....now")
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[09:57] <@spiritflame> Irasshai Solarchos
[09:58] * Solarchos looks around and reads the chatlog thus far.
[09:59] <Solarchos> ( reads the earlier kitchen antics ) Xadium and Minako - WAY TO GO!! Congrats, you two!
[10:02] * Solarchos sighs and misses Shaldra...and wonders when Kakyuu's coming back.
[10:03] * Solarchos sits down and has some Ramen.
[10:04] *** Sailor Quinox [c-24-118-100-204.mn.client2.attbi.com] has joined #suburbansenshi
[10:04] <@spiritflame> Irasshai Sailor Quinox
[10:04] <Sailor Quinox> Hiya!!
[10:39] <Wolfwood> need....tasty....coffie
[10:42] <Wolfwood> so...whats new?
[10:46] * Wolfwood reads logs
[10:47] <Wolfwood> OH WHAT THE F[BLEEP]?!
[10:48] <Wolfwood> I missed all the good s[BLEEP]t....
[10:48] <Wolfwood> ....damn you over sleeping...
[10:49] <Wolfwood> damn yoooooooooooooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuu
[10:54] * Dr_Xadium walks into the kitchen to see about getting the item out of the disposal and freezes when he sees the devastation.
[10:54] <@Dr_Xadium> ...
[10:55] * Cést_la_V runs up behind him, tired from chasing him all around
[10:55] * Dr_Xadium sighs and leaves in defeat
[10:55] <Cést_la_V> X-chan! Matte!!
[10:56] * Cést_la_V runs after him again
[10:56] <Wolfwood> Xadium man...hold up,maybe I can help
[10:57] <Wolfwood> lemmie go home and get my tools,maybe I can get that sucker outta there for you
[10:58] <Sailor Quinox> Heya, Minako-chan.....
[10:59] <Wolfwood> geh..I think we missed 'em Q-babe
[11:00] <Sailor Quinox> darn.....
[11:01] <Wolfwood> sucks...I know
[11:02] <Sailor Quinox> Oh well......
[11:17] * Wolfwood grabs his wrench and goes to work on Xadiums sink
[11:18] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Yo wolfy
[11:18] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- tosses the wolfman a beer
[11:18] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> If you're lookin; for that crackerjack s[BLEEP]t, Chibi dropped it in the sewer
[11:19] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- guzzles a s[BLEEP]tload of beer
[11:19] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> stupad craker jack shat
[11:19] <Sailor Quinox> Hiya, Haruka!
[11:20] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> the kid of shat an olsan twin might bye
[11:20] <Wolfwood> ...that was no crackerjack s[BLEEP]t...do you not realise what that was?
[11:20] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> (drunk) Yo Photogoddess
[11:20] <Sailor Quinox> ahhh...drinking your cares away, Haruka?
[11:20] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> yeah sure it was a toy or somethin... chibi stole it to pawn, shedropped it in a sewear great.
[11:21] <Sailor Quinox> heh.....I sympthize with you....
[11:21] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Q--- I am tryin to forget the Olsen.
[11:21] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Ans Michi is SCARY mad
[11:21] <Wolfwood> that was an engagement ring Tenou
[11:21] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I mean her YESYS we like red
[11:22] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> "enragement fling? "
[11:22] * Wolfwood chugs da beer
[11:22] <Sailor Quinox> I understand.....
[11:22] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> ur funny worfwood
[11:22] <Wolfwood> geh...nevermind
[11:22] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- bleches and looks at trhe seasling.
[11:22] *** ChibiQ [c-24-118-100-204.mn.client2.attbi.com] has joined #suburbansenshi
[11:22] <@spiritflame> Irasshai ChibiQ
[11:23] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> did i ever tell u guys i really rleey love you guyz
[11:23] <ChibiQ> Hiya, Aunty Haruka!!!
[11:23] <Wolfwood> hey little one
[11:23] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> odh dam... Q shrank in the wasg
[11:23] <Sailor Quinox> I belive so....
[11:23] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Q ur short!
[11:23] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> ur tiny! !
[11:23] <Wolfwood> *ahem* yes...well....we...love...you too
[11:23] <ChibiQ> ????????
[11:24] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> hahhahahahahaa
[11:24] <ChibiQ> It's me....Miki!!!
[11:24] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> you look like a UFO catcher doll
[11:24] <ChibiQ> Aunty Haruka...don't you reconize me?
[11:24] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> MI CK EY MOOSE.. where's tyour stopwatch mickey? The one yer always kilicking
[11:25] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Ur vice sunds funny
[11:25] <ChibiQ> huh???????
[11:25] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> and dats uncle haruka 2 u, micket
[11:25] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> un kle
[11:25] <Sailor Quinox> your Aunt is drunk, Miki....like Usagi....
[11:26] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> i am ur un kle
[11:26] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> no ono big q- QHOPA WHAPS there's 2 of YOU?!
[11:26] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> dman ig otta strp drinking thios s[BLEEP]t! !111111111
[11:26] * ChibiQ gives Haruka a hug
[11:27] <Wolfwood> ....wow
[11:27] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> aww mickey i dont care what they say donald aint got s[BLEEP]t on you
[11:27] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- pisses out in her own drool
[11:28] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> ... (is out)
[11:28] <ChibiQ> I love you, Aunty Haruka, even if you're drunk...
[11:28] <ChibiQ> huh??????????
[11:28] <Sailor Quinox> and she's out for the count....
[11:29] * GERMATOID SNEAKS IN THE KITCHEN
[11:29] * GERMATOID DRAGS HARUKA-KUN AWAY FOR THE UTILIZATION
[11:33] * GERMATOID RUNS (MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!)
[11:38] *** Knight Nephrite [cache-rh05.proxy.aol.com] has joined #suburbansenshi
[11:38] <@spiritflame> Irasshai Knight Nephrite
[11:39] * Sailor Quinox sits on the sailor sofa and Miki sits on her lap
[11:43] <Wolfwood> right...well,i'ma go try to find that ring now
[11:44] <Wolfwood> so i'll see you all later
[11:44] <ChibiQ> bye bye, Mr. Wolfwood!!!
[11:50] <Sailor Quinox> he didn't seem to leave in a good mood....
[11:52] <Sailor Quinox> isn't that right, Miki?
[11:52] <ChibiQ> he seemed grumpy!!
[12:00] <Knight Nephrite> Wolfwood always seems a little grumpy
[12:00] <Sailor Quinox> ....I think he was kinda drunk as well......
[12:01] <Knight Nephrite> No surprise there
[13:56] * Wolfwood enters,smelling of sewer
[13:57] <Wolfwood> lookie what I found
[13:57] * Wolfwood holds up teh ring
[13:58] <Wolfwood> geh...I need a shower
[14:43] <chronos.typhoon.2k4> dead scream
[14:44] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHhh
[14:44] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- spins around a couple times and smashes into the Tuxedo Sofa
[14:44] <chronos.typhoon.2k4> Stay Very Still, Haruka.
[14:45] *** kevryn [adsl-1-145-235.clt.bellsouth.net] has joined #suburbansenshi
[14:45] <@spiritflame> Irasshai kevryn
[14:45] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Screw you! WORLD SHAKING!
[14:45] *** Shinj Ikari [pcp09080101pcs.gadsdn01.al.comcast.net] has joined #suburbansenshi
[14:45] <@spiritflame> Irasshai Shinj Ikari
[14:45] <kevryn> o_O WTF is going on in here?!
[14:45] <chronos.typhoon.2k4> dead scream.
[14:45] * the forces collide and EXPLODE
[14:45] <Shinj Ikari> Heya and... holy s[BLEEP]t!
[14:45] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Why are you acting as Michi's lapdog?!
[14:45] * kevryn dives behind the Sailor Sofa
[14:46] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- scrambles backwards
[14:46] <kevryn> s[BLEEP]t!
[14:46] <chronos.typhoon.2k4> My reasons... are my own. Chronos TYPHOON!
[14:46] *** Moonstar [cdm-66-233-149-132.fayt.cox-internet.com] has joined #suburbansenshi
[14:46] <@spiritflame> Irasshai Moonstar
[14:46] * Shinj Ikari puts up a protective shield around himself
[14:46] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
[14:46] <Moonstar> Hey there everyone
[14:46] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- ducks and covers
[14:46] <Shinj Ikari> Moon, duck!
[14:46] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> SPACE SWORD BLASTER!
[14:47] * Moonstar duck and covers right away
[14:47] <kevryn> Look out Moonstar!
[14:47] <chronos.typhoon.2k4> time stop.
[14:47] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> THAT S[BLEEP]T SHOULD KILL YOU?!
[14:47] <chronos.typhoon.2k4> I have learned many things during my time of solitude in the Crystal Closet.
[14:47] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> What's she paying you?!
[14:48] <Shinj Ikari> Besides hearing Usagi and 'Mamo-Chan' moan and groan?
[14:48] <chronos.typhoon.2k4> This has nothing to do with Money.
[14:48] * chronos.typhoon.2k4 GLARES at Shinji
[14:49] <chronos.typhoon.2k4> Michiru and I have our reasons.
[14:49] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Dammit spare me the Cryptic Shit!
[14:49] <Mdm_Maestro> DEEP SUBMERGE!
[14:49] <chronos.typhoon.2k4> dead scream.
[14:49] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- hauls ass OUT of here
[14:50] <Mdm_Maestro> Pursue!
[14:50] * chronos.typhoon.2k4 and Michiru follow
[14:50] <kevryn> o_O;;;; *buries herself further behind the sofa*
[14:50] * Cést_la_V runs in for a second.
[14:50] <kevryn> *peeks out* Are the gone?
[14:51] <Moonstar> So I guess today was a bad day to try and see Haruka.
[14:51] <Cést_la_V> Moh! X-chan! Matte!!
[14:51] <Moonstar> Hey there Minako. What's goning on?
[14:51] <Cést_la_V> Moh! I have to catch him before he does something brash!!
[14:51] * Cést_la_V runs off
[14:51] <Shinj Ikari> "rash"
[14:52] <Moonstar> Okay, I picked a good time to wake up.
[14:52] <Shinj Ikari> It seems everyone is running around today. Kids... where do they get that energy?
[14:56] <Morrigan> ( has entered the chatroom...and her hair is still blond.
[14:57] <Morrigan> Hiiiiiiiiii!!!
[14:58] * Morrigan sees the devastation in the room. "Damn, Minako and Xadium were REALLY gettin' it on last night, weren't they?"
[14:58] * Moonstar blushes (yeah. . .)
[14:58] <Shinj Ikari> You have no idea, however that wasn't the current cause of the devastation.
[15:00] <Morrigan> Moonstar - Hee-hee, I heard you and Haruka were making out last night? Is that true?
[15:00] * Moonstar blushes (Yes indeed)
[15:01] <Morrigan> Moonstar - And now Setsuna and Michiru are out to kick Haruka's ass now, aren't they?
[15:15] <chronos.typhoon.2k4> dead scream.
[15:15] <Shinj Ikari> Oh s[BLEEP]t.
[15:16] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- runs like a BAT OUT OF HELL
[15:16] <Shinj Ikari> The creature from beyond time is here again!
[15:16] * Mdm_Maestro gracvefully FOLLOWS
[15:19] <ChibiQ> AUNTY SETSUNA!!!!
[15:19] <chronos.typhoon.2k4> Smaller. Lady.
[15:20] <Furu> lol
[15:21] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- is out; concussed
[15:22] <ChibiQ> Aunty Setsuna?? don't you remember me?
[15:22] <chronos.typhoon.2k4> Of course I do, smaller lady.
[15:24] <Shinj Ikari> Nice creative way you have with words, Pluto. What next? Tiny Lady?
[15:25] <chronos.typhoon.2k4> "Smallest Lady"
[15:52] * Cést_la_V runs in
[15:53] * Cést_la_V runs out.
[15:53] <Sailor Quinox> Hiya, Minako-chan...
[15:53] <Moonstar> Hey there Minako!
[15:53] <DekaBlue> Hey, Minako-chan
[15:53] <Sailor Quinox> bye, Minako-chan
[15:54] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> heh
[15:54] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> (tipsy) people and theu damn obsession witht he cracker jack toys
[15:54] <Sailor Quinox> ....Haruka? you okay?
[15:54] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Littel srunk stifll tryng to fogret the olsen teamsm.
[15:55] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> ihelf my liqour good for long tim es?
[15:55] * ChibiQ walks over to Haruka
[15:55] <ChibiQ> are you okay, Aunty Haruka?
[15:56] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> o SHT it's Q shrank again!! !
[15:56] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> do you have da craker jick toy kiddo?
[15:56] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> necko-chan seemth to went itpretty bad
[15:56] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> youare almost as stort as mickey.
[15:57] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> i lik eu.
[15:57] <ChibiQ> ?????????
[15:57] <Shinj Ikari> Watching her right now is like witnessing a train wreck... you want to turn away but you just can't...
[15:57] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- is better with heer licker now.
[15:57] <Moonstar> Haruka, it was an engagment ring. You've probbly never seen one before, I know, but still.
[15:57] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> i dunt brake shti no mor.
[15:57] <ChibiQ> what's wrong with Aunty Haruka, Aunty Michiru?
[15:57] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> an estrangement fling?
[15:57] * Moonstar helps Haruka to the Tux couch
[15:58] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> thats pretty damn funy moon bunny

Act II: Melancholy V


[16:45] * Cést_la_V walks in and plops on the couch drinking a Sailor V shake.
[16:45] * Cést_la_V waves tiredly
[16:47] * Cést_la_V blows bubbles in her shake slowly
[16:47] <starcat> Hey, Minako-chan!
[16:47] <Cést_la_V> Hi
[16:47] * Cést_la_V sips some of the shake (not really tasting it)
[16:48] <starcat> ...what does a Sailor V shake taste like, anyways?
[16:48] <Cést_la_V> "Sailor... Vanilla".
[16:48] * Cést_la_V hands Starcat an extra one she had bought for X-chan.
[16:49] <Cést_la_V> It's not opened.
[16:49] * ChibiQ leaps onto Minako
[16:49] <Cést_la_V> They're tasty
[16:49] <ChibiQ> AUNTY MINAKO!!!!
[16:50] <Cést_la_V> Hi Miki-chan
[16:50] * Sailor Quinox giggles
[16:50] * Cést_la_V hugs Miki-chan idly
[16:50] <ChibiQ> is something wrong?
[16:50] <Cést_la_V> Q-chan
[16:50] <ChibiQ> you look so sad......
[16:50] <Cést_la_V> Eh... dunno.
[16:50] * starcat thanks Minako and opens it
[16:50] * Cést_la_V is tired.
[16:50] <Sailor Quinox> hmmmmm?
[16:51] <Cést_la_V> Ran around too much even for me.
[16:51] * ChibiQ has a sad look on her face
[16:51] * starcat takes a cautious sip
[16:51] <ChibiQ> when you're sad...I'm sad.....
[16:51] * Cést_la_V pats Miki-chan on the head
[16:51] <Sailor Quinox> ....I see.....
[16:51] <starcat> mmm...it is good! ^_^
[16:51] <Cést_la_V> moh...
[16:52] * Cést_la_V works on her winning smile
[16:52] <starcat> You just need some sugar. Then you'll be your normal genki self!
[16:52] * ChibiQ cuddles up to Minako-chan and closes her eyes
[16:52] <Cést_la_V> ^_^ ok!
[16:52] * Cést_la_V takes some sugar, no go.
[16:53] <Cést_la_V> Any of you see X-chan?
[16:53] * Cést_la_V eats some Sailor V Fishcakes.
[16:54] <Cést_la_V> He was acting funny this morning.
[16:54] * Sailor Quinox shakes her head
[16:54] <Cést_la_V> He was gonna say something then he ran off...
[16:54] * ChibiQ has fallen asleep cuddled with Minako
[16:54] <Cést_la_V> I've been following him all day then he vanished..
[16:54] * starcat didn't see him...sorry..
[16:54] * Cést_la_V smiles at Miki-chan
[16:55] * Cést_la_V shrugs and stretches.
[16:55] <Cést_la_V> I think maybe he wanted to take me to a movie or something... oh well...
[16:55] <Cést_la_V> We saw "I Ribbit" the other day.
[16:55] <Cést_la_V> It was cool.
[16:55] <starcat> "I, Robot"
[16:56] <Cést_la_V> Hai... Will Smith-sama is cool.
[16:56] <Sailor Quinox> .....I've heard it's a good movie....
[16:56] <starcat> I saw it too. ^.^ It is a really great movie.
[16:57] <Cést_la_V> Yup. I felt for that robot-chan...
[16:57] <Sailor Quinox> Haruka got drunk and thought me and Miki were the same person *giggles*
[16:58] <Cést_la_V> heheh that's Haruka-san for you
[16:58] <Cést_la_V> She was really funny this morning
[16:59] <Cést_la_V> Michiru-san dumped beer and cornflakes on her head
[16:59] <Cést_la_V> Oh X-chan and I promised never to be as obnoxious as we were last night (bows)
[16:59] <starcat> LOL Haruka is really funny when she's drunk.
[16:59] <Cést_la_V> We just caught Moonstar-tachi's mood
[17:00] <Cést_la_V> Heh haruka-san is hehe
[17:01] <Cést_la_V> baka haruka...
[17:01] <Cést_la_V> "baka haruka" (japanese) that's what X-chan was saying when he left... err, well he said "that idiot Haruka" (english) but
[17:12] <ChibiQ> (talking in her sleep)....Sakura-chan.......you're mommy makes the best pancakes......
[17:12] * Cést_la_V looks at Miki-chan sadly
[17:12] * Cést_la_V shakes it off and eats a Sailor V french fry
[17:14] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- spits up some drool and wakes up
[17:15] * Cést_la_V pats Miki-chan on the head.
[17:19] * Cést_la_V goes off in search again and waves bye to her wonderful friends
[17:19] * Cést_la_V blows Miki-chan a parting kiss.

Act III: The Chase


[18:06] * Wolfwood comes in and grabs a beer
[18:12] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> (drink) I saw rung today (passes out)
[18:13] <Between_the_Lines> How goes, everyone? And what did Haruka see?
[18:13] <FireFly_9> I have no idea.
[18:13] <FireFly_9> Haruka-poppa has been more or less drunk all day.
[18:14] <Shinj Ikari> [ego] She saw the glory that is me! [/ego]
[18:16] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> (drunk) mmm beer flakes (drunk)
[18:17] <Wolfwood> hey Hotaru...I found something X lost today...could you give it to him for me?
[18:18] * Wolfwood hands Hotaru the ring/ring box
[18:21] * FireFly_9 looks at it
[18:21] <FireFly_9> URL --> https://suburbansenshi.com/homepages/minako_files/engagement_ring.jpg
[18:21] <starcat> WOO!!!
[18:21] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> /mi pips up
[18:22] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> sit! da sit i ken pan 4 6 baks!!
[18:22] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> /mi steels dr rung from horratru an rans!
[18:22] <FireFly_9> Wait !
[18:22] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> /mi iz gon, MONIEZ!!
[18:23] <FireFly_9> Chibi---usa... chan...
[18:23] <Shinj Ikari> That ChibiUsa just ain't right.
[18:23] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> s[BLEEP]t da fracker jack pirzw was herea gain
[18:24] <Wolfwood> crap.....
[18:24] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- passes out
[18:24] <FireFly_9> Chibiusa! (runs after her)

Act IV: Dirty Rotten Spores


[19:24] * =^catablanca^= wanders in
[19:24] <Senshi Guardian> hey artemis, hows every little thing?
[19:25] <Sub Zippo> Yo Artemis, hows it goin?
[19:25] * =^catablanca^= is ok
[19:25] <=^catablanca^=> I got lost downtown... anybody got food, no one's home at the house.
[19:26] * Shinj Ikari gives Arty some tuna
[19:26] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- tosses the catman some tuna
[19:26] <=^catablanca^=> Thansk guys
[19:27] * =^catablanca^= eats ravenously
[19:33] * FireFly_9 is back
[19:33] <Senshi Guardian> hi hotaru
[19:33] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> You look beat.
[19:34] <FireFly_9> Hello.
[19:34] * FireFly_9 holds up a purple velvet box.
[19:34] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> The cracker jack toy?
[19:34] <Senshi Guardian> Thank goodness, you got it back
[19:34] * FireFly_9 opens the box to reveal it is empty.
[19:34] * Senshi Guardian is almost in tears at the site of hotaru with the box
[19:35] <Shinj Ikari> ...The spore?
[19:35] * Senshi Guardian is crushed beyond belief
[19:35] <FireFly_9> Chibi-usa ran around a corner and tossed the box into the bushes. I SHOULD HAVE REALIZED.
[19:36] * Senshi Guardian urge to kill rising
[19:36] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> LOL she works like a crack dealer.
[19:37] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> So what it's a f[BLEEP]eing cracker jack toy here's a quarter buy another.
[19:37] * FireFly_9 looks at Haruka incredulously.
[19:37] <FireFly_9> It was most certainly NOT A cracker jack toy.
[19:38] * FireFly_9 stalks off upstairs to change.
[19:38] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> o k...
[19:39] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- goes for beer.
[19:39] * =^catablanca^= is still eating Tuna.
[19:40] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- passes out drunk
[19:41] * *~*Nataile*~* would like to know what Chibi-Usa did to Hotaru and SG. Please.
[19:41] * =^catablanca^= hasn't eaten all day, has no clue
[19:41] * Senshi Guardian starts wispering to Artemis about everything that's happened involving the "cracker jack toy"
[19:42] * =^catablanca^= hears this and freezes
[19:42] * =^catablanca^= falls over teh paralyzed
[19:45] * Senshi Guardian sighs

Act V: And the Ring returns...


[19:55] * FireFly_9 staggers down the stairs....
[19:55] <FireFly_9> A Vision!
[19:55] * FireFly_9 drops onto the sofa...
[19:55] <Shinj Ikari> You've seen the spores location?
[19:55] * FireFly_9 's eyes gloww purple
[19:55] * Senshi Guardian rushes to hotaru
[19:56] <Haak> Hotaru?
[19:56] <Sailor Quinox> ...um..Hotaru....you alright?
[19:56] * FireFly_9 is channeling
[19:56] <Sailor Quinox> .....oh crap.....
[19:56] <ChibiQ> Aunty Hotaru?
[19:56] <Haak> Ok guys, give Hotaru some space
[19:56] <FireFly_9> (Elios ) Hey Hey Gurl / if you want a hit / ya gotta give me some s[BLEEP]t
[19:56] <Sub Zippo> uhhhh
[19:57] <Shinj Ikari> Oh s[BLEEP]t!
[19:57] <Senshi Guardian> Elios..........
[19:57] <FireFly_9> (Chibiusa) I gats diz sit stoel frum horatrtu itz wurth 6 baks at da pan shap
[19:57] <Shinj Ikari> ...I can only imagine what's to come...
[19:57] <FireFly_9> (Elios) Hey fool that's pretty cool / take the stuff and don't drool;
[19:58] <FireFly_9> (Chibiusa) hshshshshshshsh dis sum god sit
[19:58] <Senshi Guardian> oh great now, now the notrious H.R.S. boy has it....
[19:58] <FireFly_9> Oh god.. I see the magazine she's looking at...
[19:59] <FireFly_9> "Backstreet Barnyard Boys"
[19:59] * Haak cringes
[19:59] <Shinj Ikari> ..."Backstreet Barnyard Boys"?
[19:59] <Sub Zippo> Is it like those ones you can get if you pass that one mission in GTA3?
[20:00] <FireFly_9> (Elios) Now off to the land of dreams to pursue my ecchi dreams / with this rock I'll be the biggest c[BLEEP]k on the block
[20:00] <YingGirl> If Chibi Usa ever becomes a queen, I think we all have no future
[20:00] * FireFly_9 slumps forward unconcsious
[20:00] * FireFly_9 wakes up slowly..
[20:02] * FireFly_9 has a headache and is thinking of profane things she saw Chibiusa reading
[20:04] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- wakes up, staggers into the livingroom and trips over paralytic artemis and is knocked out again.
[20:04] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> BICH!
[20:05] <Senshi Guardian> YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[20:05] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> DAT BIC GAV ME DA RONG MAGAZANE !
[20:05] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> IM GONANA KAK HIZ AZ AN TAK MAI RANG!
[20:05] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> /mi teleprots
[20:07] <FireFly_9> Ugh.
[20:08] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> /mi is bak wit da fracking rang
[20:08] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> mi tosaz da rang 2 horatru
[20:08] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> hears uer fackin sit i rapped it off hiz [BLEEP]
[20:08] <Shinj Ikari> It seems hell has froze over.
[20:08] * ChibiQ jumps ontop of Haruka
[20:09] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> faking bich gav mi rong magazane
[20:09] <Shinj Ikari> And that ring needs to be disinfected...
[20:09] <ChibiQ> WAKE UP!!!!
[20:09] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> facking bich.
[20:09] <Shinj Ikari> Seriously disinfected...
[20:09] <Senshi Guardian> We might want to disinfect that before we give it back to Dr. X.
[20:09] <Sub Zippo> well... at least its back...
[20:09] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Arrgh my head.
[20:09] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Ooh cracker Jack toy. (Grabs it)
[20:10] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- bites it
[20:10] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Shit's pretty solid!
[20:10] <Senshi Guardian> Zippo, I'll be at peace once that thing gets back to Dr. X, I feel ike I'm living a Tolkien book right now
[20:10] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- slips it on her finger
[20:10] <Shinj Ikari> ...she just bit something that was on the horse's dick...
[20:10] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Best damn prize I got all morning.
[20:10] * Sub Zippo does not have the energy to keep up with all this ~.~
[20:10] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- leaves whistling.
[20:11] <FireFly_9> Good lord.
[20:11] <Shinj Ikari> That is just... wrong...
[20:11] * Haak wonders why no one stopped her
[20:11] <Senshi Guardian> Why do we even try.....
[20:11] <Shinj Ikari> HARUKA, COME BACK!
[20:11] * FireFly_9 was stunned.
[20:11] * =^catablanca^= is still out (my little Mina??)
[20:12] <FireFly_9> She will return eventually. Worry not.
[20:12] <Sub Zippo> Yeah, but will she have the ring then?
[20:13] <Sub Zippo> Im starting to wonder if Doc and Minako will end up being the ones with the "Miracle Romance"
[20:13] <FireFly_9> I haven't seen them all day.
[20:14] <Senshi Guardian> Maybe thats for the best Hotaru
[20:14] <Shinj Ikari> God, the Doc would've had a heart attack by now.
[20:16] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> UR ANUS TEE ARA BOOMERAUNG!!!
[20:16] <FireFly_9> That is NOT A TIARA!!
[20:16] <Shinj Ikari> Damnit, Haruka, you're not Captain America!
[20:17] <=^catablanca^=> *chokes as something flies in his mouth*
[20:17] <=^catablanca^=> (swallows) The hell?
[20:17] <FireFly_9> O . O
[20:17] <Shinj Ikari> ...did she do what I think she did?
[20:17] <Sub Zippo> She didnt just do what I think she did, did she?
[20:18] <Haak> Wait.. I wasn't paying attention. Please tell me he didn't just swallow what I think he swallowed.
[20:18] <=^catablanca^=> huh?
[20:18] <Senshi Guardian> oh for the love of.......
[20:18] <=^catablanca^=> Ahh musta been a fly.
[20:18] <Shinj Ikari> Oh s[BLEEP]t.
[20:18] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- prances in drunk as high hell
[20:18] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> That thing got AIR! GO CRAX0R JAX0R!
[20:18] <Sub Zippo> Someone run a metal detector over him or something.
[20:19] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> WHOOOOOOOOOOOO!
[20:19] * Senshi Guardian places his forhead into the palm of his hand and sighs
[20:19] <Haak> Artemis - that was one expensive fly.
[20:19] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- styles and profiles and goes up to her room to crash
[20:19] <Shinj Ikari> That ring is going to have to be scrubbed to death after we get it out of... there
[20:19] <=^catablanca^=> Huh what?
[20:19] <Shinj Ikari> You swallowed the engagement ring.
[20:19] * FireFly_9 just points at him with a trembling finger.
[20:19] <Sub Zippo> Well, if we tell him where its already been, we may be able to speed up the process.....
[20:20] * =^catablanca^= gets scared, panics and runs off
[20:20] * =^catablanca^= skids to a halt at the end of the room
[20:20] * =^catablanca^= crashes into someone standing in the doorway
[20:20] <=^catablanca^=> @_@
[20:21] * something flies out of his mouth and into someone's hand
[20:21] * Cést_la_V looks down at Artemis
[20:21] <Cést_la_V> ? ? ?
[20:21] * Senshi Guardian please god let it be Dr. X or Minako
[20:21] <Shinj Ikari> ...Wooo hooo!
[20:21] * Senshi Guardian sighs in releif
[20:22] <Shinj Ikari> Minako... keep that ring!
[20:22] * Cést_la_V looks at what's in her hand curiously... then reads the inscription on it and smiles softly.
[20:22] <Cést_la_V> ..."Yes". (puts it on and blushes)
[20:22] <Shinj Ikari> Disinfect it!
[20:22] * Cést_la_V glows in the mood for precisely one picosecond.
[20:22] <Haak> Uh.. well I guess it's a good resolution to everything... but like, that thing's gotta be cleaned. Soon.
[20:22] <Cést_la_V> ???
[20:22] <Shinj Ikari> You don't want to know where it's been...
[20:23] * Cést_la_V looks at the ring curiously.
[20:23] <Shinj Ikari> Trust me.
[20:23] <Senshi Guardian> you don't want to know minako, just get it cleaned trust us
[20:23] <Cést_la_V> ok...
[20:23] <Shinj Ikari> Just... clearn it throughly...
[20:23] * Cést_la_V tries to get it off... it's well and stuck.
[20:23] <Sailor Quinox> Hi, Minako-chan!!!
[20:23] <Cést_la_V> Is it really bad??
[20:24] <Senshi Guardian> well, atleast minako has it now..
[20:24] <Senshi Guardian> Group huddle!
[20:24] * Cést_la_V looks at her ring and giggles ♡
[20:24] * Senshi Guardian should we tell her?
[20:24] <FireFly_9> Minako-sempai... I know what you must be feeling, but...
[20:24] * ChibiQ knocks into Minako-chan and hugs her
[20:24] * Sub Zippo huddles
[20:25] <Cést_la_V> I'm never taking this off EVER!!! (Not that I can...)
[20:25] * Sub Zippo ignorance is bliss. If she knows, she'll never want to wear it.
[20:25] * Cést_la_V hugs Miki-chan and laughs
[20:25] * Haak is dragged into the huddle
[20:25] <Cést_la_V> YAY! YAY! YAY!!
[20:25] <Sailor Quinox> um...Hotaru...
[20:25] * Shinj Ikari joins the huddle as well
[20:25] * Sub Zippo really, a little sterilizer and it will be practically as good as new.
[20:25] <Cést_la_V> ♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡
[20:25] * Senshi Guardian yeah buy look were its been... it's only right, but she looks so happy
[20:26] * FireFly_9 is powerless here.
[20:26] <Sailor Quinox> ...I don't think she can get it off.....
[20:26] * Sub Zippo ok, a LOT of sterilizer... but still.
[20:26] * Cést_la_V looks at her hand in the light and blushes ♡ ♡
[20:26] * Haak agrees, what you dont know dont hurt.
[20:26] <Cést_la_V> Artemis, mitte!!
[20:26] * Shinj Ikari agrees as well
[20:26] * Sub Zippo she could if she decided to cut off her finger or something. I vote we dont.
[20:26] * =^catablanca^= looks up and grins slowly.
[20:27] <Cést_la_V> I'm Entrapped!! ♡♡♡♡
[20:27] * Senshi Guardian you guys are probaly right, it still don't feel right though
[20:27] <=^catablanca^=> (at her feet) "Engaged"
[20:27] * Senshi Guardian BREAK!
[20:27] <Cést_la_V> THAT TOO! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!! ♡♡♡♡
[20:28] * Cést_la_V hugs EVERYONE!!! ♡♡♡♡♡
[20:28] <Senshi Guardian> Well, I'd like to be one of the first to say, Congradulations!!!
[20:28] <Shinj Ikari> Congrats to you and the Doc!
[20:28] * Cést_la_V dances a little and plops on Venus-sofa, daydreaming ♡♡♡
[20:29] <Cést_la_V> Thank you thank you thank you!! ♡♡♡♡♡
[20:29] * Sub Zippo I dont think she knows the whole story yet, does she?
[20:29] * Senshi Guardian will not say anything for the greater good
[20:30] * Cést_la_V fiddles with her iPod
[20:30] <Shinj Ikari> Alls well that ends well.
[20:30] * Cést_la_V is listening to: Ayaka Komatsu - Kiss!˛ Bang!˛ (Dosius Edit) [128 kbps]
[20:30] * Cést_la_V GROOVES!!
[20:31] <Senshi Guardian> "...and so the ring was cast onto Minako's finger and peace came to the suburban senshi chatbox"
[20:31] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- sobers up
[20:31] <Haak> "...but for HOW LONG?"

Epilog: Party Time!


[20:31] * Cést_la_V jumps around and grabs Haruka-san by the arms and dances ♡♡♡♡
[20:32] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> ? Ok?
[20:32] <Senshi Guardian> aparently 2 minutes
[20:32] <Shinj Ikari> Haruka, Minako is officially engaged to Xadium now.
[20:32] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> DAMN!
[20:33] *** Between_the_Lines [213.78.171.119] has joined #suburbansenshi
[20:33] <@spiritflame> Irasshai Between_the_Lines
[20:33] * Dr_Xadium is watching quietly from the door, happy.
[20:33] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> So when's the big day?
[20:33] <Shinj Ikari> Doc!!
[20:33] <Cést_la_V> ...
[20:33] <Cést_la_V> I'm sure rei.bot will think of something eventually! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
[20:33] * Haak just nods at Dr X
[20:33] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> ....
[20:34] * Dr_Xadium nods at Haak-tachi :)
[20:34] * Senshi Guardian notices Dr. X and winks
[20:34] * Dr_Xadium grins
[20:34] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Wait... that's what you always say....
[20:34] <Cést_la_V> So? ♡♡♡♡
[20:34] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> So what really changed?
[20:35] * Haak sits down and has a drink
[20:35] <Cést_la_V> I GOT THE RING ♡♡♡♡♡♡♡
[20:35] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> LOL
[20:35] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> This doesn't mean I have to give you presents, does it?
[20:35] * Senshi Guardian can't help but laugh
[20:35] <Cést_la_V> Of course it does! LOL!!! ♡♡
[20:36] <Senshi Guardian> Now I have to sart thinking about what to get the happy couple. XD
[20:37] * Dr_Xadium thanks everyone so much :)
[20:37] <Sub Zippo> hmm... what do you get a Time Lord who has everything, and a Goddess of Love who could get it from him.
[20:37] * Haak reckons the Doc is welcome anytime
[20:37] * Cést_la_V twirls and spins Haruka-san into Michiru-san and Grabs X-chan and dances with him
[20:38] * @spiritflame says a happy blessing for them
[20:39] <Shinj Ikari> Doc, congrats!
[20:39] * Dr_Xadium is overcome with happy emotion
[20:39] <Sailor Quinox> .......and don't forget...you have Sakura in your future as well, Minako-chan...
[20:40] * Haak finds he can't stop himself from smiling
[20:40] * Cést_la_V giggles ♡♡
[20:40] <Senshi Guardian> Wow, thats a first for you isn't doc.
[20:40] <@Dr_Xadium> Well heheh
[20:41] * Shinj Ikari is very happy for the couple
[20:41] * Cést_la_V begs everyone's indulgence and gives X-chan one passionate kiss ♡


[20:41] * Haak offers up a toast to Dr X and Minako, and the many happy years ahead for them
[20:42] * Dr_Xadium bows
[20:42] <Senshi Guardian> I just thought of this, that means Artemis is going to be Dr. X's step-guardian cat!
[20:43] * Dr_Xadium is cool with that !
[20:43] * Between_the_Lines would toast the happy couple, but he's drink-less at the moment :)
[20:43] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- Beers BTL!
[20:44] <Between_the_Lines> Minako: Congratulations.
[20:44] * Haak passes round the drinks to those unfortunate enough not to have any
[20:47] * Cést_la_V and X-chan sit on the couch and invite all their friends to sit near them ♡
[20:47] * Between_the_Lines thanks Haruka, cracks open said beer, and toasts the happy couple
[20:48] * Haak accepts the offer and sits with them
[20:48] * Senshi Guardian goes to sit near the happy couple
[20:48] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- activates the perfection field and whips out a f[BLEEP]ing piano and plays it
[20:48] * Mdm_Maestro chimes in with her violin
[20:48] * chronos.typhoon.2k4 is on harmonica
[20:49] <Haak> Good times, good times.
[20:49] <Senshi Guardian> man, those perfection fields are handy
[20:49] * NakoNako is on minako's guitar
[20:49] * Diana sits on the couch and wonders what is going on?
[20:49] * =^catablanca^= comes back and hops up on X's lap
[20:50] * GERMATOID CHILLS WITH HOTARU-CHAN
[20:50] * Sailor Quinox begins playing her flute
[20:50] <Senshi Guardian> So Dr X. what brought it about, Didn't expect you to pop the question so sudden
[20:51] * Haak moves Plant-kun over in case he gets left out
[20:51] * ChibiQ does a little dance
[20:51] * // J_Daito // appears in a haze of CGI and shares some of the drinks
[20:51] <@Dr_Xadium> It was long overdue ♡
[20:51] * Shinj Ikari stands besides Plant-kun and listens to the music
[20:52] * Haak is glad to be here
[20:52] * Senshi Guardian couldn't think of a better place to be, and agrees with BTL
[20:52] <// J_Daito //> I heard rumours and came for the food.
[20:52] * Haak takes another drink
[20:52] <Between_the_Lines> Ahhh, party time! P-A-R-T...Y? Becuase I gotta! :)
[20:53] * Cést_la_V is so glad EVERYONE is here!! ♡♡♡♡♡♡
[20:53] <NakoNako> i have a couch full of b33r
[20:53] <Cést_la_V> PARTY! WHOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! ♡♡♡
[20:53] * Shinj Ikari is drinking the necter of the gods... B33R!
[20:53] * Between_the_Lines changes topic to `Party Time, y'all! Someone's gonna get hitched! :)`
[20:53] * Senshi Guardian thinks for a sec. pulls out a small button from his pocket
[20:54] <Haak> Well, we have the music, we have the spirit, why don't we have the dancing?
[20:54] * Sailor Quinox plays some Handel
[20:54] <Cést_la_V> YAY!
[20:54] <Between_the_Lines> And if enough beer gets drunk, it might be tomorrow! ^_^
[20:54] * Cést_la_V pulls X-chan off the couch and they dance happily!!
[20:54] <Shinj Ikari> Yeah, the couple should be on the dance floor, shaking their grove-thangs!
[20:55] * Senshi Guardian press' it and a banner unrolls from the ceiling inscribed with "Congradulation Mianko and Xadium, May you have a bright future" also dropping silver and gold confetti
[20:55] * NakoNako opens up his fridge...ok BTL liquor everyone up, this fridge is yours
[20:55] * Cést_la_V GROOVES and X-chan kinds tries to be in the spirit ♡
[20:55] <Haak> SG - I'm not even gonn ask. XD
[20:55] * Between_the_Lines grabs himself another beer - thanks NN
[20:56] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> /mi shoes up and behaves har dam slef
[20:56] <Senshi Guardian> Bill and Ted effect. I thought that after the party I'd go back in time and set up the banner and confetti and place the button in my pocket before i got dressed this morning.
[20:56] * Haak smirks at Chibiusa [this time you can stay]
[20:57] * Dr_Xadium APPROVES as a Time Lord/!
[20:57] * Dr_Xadium gives SG a thumbs up
[20:57] * Senshi Guardian returns the thumbs up
[20:57] <Cést_la_V> This is the happiest night of my life!! ♡♡♡♡
[20:58] <Senshi Guardian> I'm glad your happy you two. ^_^
[20:59] * NakoNako hands minako a present
[20:59] * Cést_la_V uses a Love and Beauty Shock to make a blazing display that says THANK YOU EVERYONE WE LOVE YOU ALL ♡♡♡♡
[20:59] * Sailor Quinox plays some Vivaldi
[20:59] * Moonstar giggles and goes with Haruka
[20:59] * Diana hugs minicat?
[20:59] * Haak provides some indoor fireworks - Don't worry folks, I'm a pro at this.. Flame Knight you see ;)
[20:59] <Cést_la_V> Thanks Nako-chan ♡
[21:00] <NakoNako> i hope u like it... its a scrapbook of the two of us since u picked me up from the Nako farm until today with a picture of u me and x
[21:00] <Moonstar> I missed the perposeale!
[21:00] * Minicat cries on Diana and runs upstairs
[21:00] * Between_the_Lines plays "Venus- The Bringer of Peace", by Holst
[21:01] <Moonstar> Congrats Xadium, Minako!!!
[21:01] <Cést_la_V> It started this morning at 5 and ended a half hour away!! ♡
[21:01] <Catgirl1> ATHENA!!! WHERE ARE YOU GOING!?!
[21:01] <Haak> Moonstar - it didn't quite work like that ^^
[21:01] * Moonstar beams a smile at them as she dances with Haruka
[21:01] <@Dr_Xadium> Six Mina...
[21:01] <Between_the_Lines> I thought it was appropriate :)
[21:01] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- dances with Moon happily
[21:01] * Cést_la_V thanks BTL
[21:01] * Shinj Ikari creates a giant, one-handed sign (ripping off Genma Satome) that says Congrats to the happy couple while he's getting wasted
[21:02] * Dr_Xadium LOVES that sign LOL
[21:03] * Shinj Ikari then FLIPS it to the other side, showing the rest of the message which says that he wishes them a long, happy marriage
[21:03] * Senshi Guardian is a little late but "Your Welcome Dr X"
[21:03] * Moonstar smiles and looks into Haruka's eyes
[21:03] * Between_the_Lines waits until the end of the song, then plays "Jupiter- Bringer of Jollity" (Holst, too); good happy music!
[21:04] <Between_the_Lines> Minako: You're welcome! After all, it's your night. :)
[21:05] <Senshi Guardian> If are parties are any indication the weddings is going to be one helluva bash!
[21:05] * Cést_la_V dances happily with X-chan ♡♡♡
[21:05] <Cést_la_V> We haven't set a wedding date hahahahahaha
[21:05] <Cést_la_V> We have all the time in the world for that ^_^
[21:05] * Shinj Ikari flips his sign again, showing a message that he agrees with SG (...What? I'm drinking!)
[21:06] * Moonstar giggles and rests her head on Haruka's shoulder
[21:06] * Between_the_Lines thinks that there's going to be another 'Party Night' log on the page soon. :)
[21:06] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- gets the nod from Michi and says sweet things to Moonstar
[21:06] * Senshi Guardian giggles at Minako's comment, since she is going to be married to a time lord, so she literaly has all the time in the world
[21:09] <Sailor Quinox> .........*sigh*
[21:09] <Cést_la_V> Q-chan, even if our wedding is 500 years from now you can be my bridesmaid!! ♡♡♡
[21:10] <Sailor Quinox> Okay!
[21:10] <@Dr_Xadium> :)
[21:11] * Cést_la_V smiles at Q-chan ^_^ ok
[21:12] * Dr_Xadium smiles and tries to mingle
[21:13] <Senshi Guardian> Your doing fine Dr X., Were almost like family here, no need to be tense
[21:14] * Dr_Xadium smiles
[21:15] * Moonstar kisses Haruka on the cheek
[21:15] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- blushes
[21:15] <Moonstar> I need to go give Minako a hug
[21:16] * Moonstar parts from Haruka and rush over to Minako
[21:16] * Moonstar HUGZ Minako ♡
[21:16] <Cést_la_V> Thanks!!! ♡♡♡♡♡♡
[21:17] * Cést_la_V is SOOO HAPPY!!!! ♡♡♡♡♡
[21:17] <Moonstar> Congrats!!! You have to have your wedding sometime in this era so we Non Sub Sen may come!
[21:17] <Senshi Guardian> Hey Prof. Never got the chance to tell you, but you make a "damn fine cup of coffee".
[21:17] <Cést_la_V> ehehehehehe e heeheh heehheheheheheeh
[21:17] <GERMATOID> THANKS! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAA!!!
[21:18] <Between_the_Lines> Minako: Don't worry; it's not like it has to be tomorrow, or something. :)
[21:18] * Cést_la_V and X-chan meet and greet everyone
[21:19] * FireFly_9 for once eschews the company of plant-kun and mingles a bit
[21:19] * GERMATOID IS PROUD OF HIS DAUGHTER
[21:20] * Cést_la_V is listening to: Ayaka Komatsu - Kiss!˛ Bang!˛ (Dosius Edit) [128 kbps]
[21:21] * Cést_la_V cranks up the speakers and is HAPPY HAPPY!!! ♡♡♡♡
[21:22] * // J_Daito // steals some Chocopeanuts and vanishes in a haze of cool CGI leaving a present for Aino.
[21:24] * GERMATOID GIVES XADIUM-KUN SOME SCIENCE STUFF
[21:25] * Senshi Guardian needs to go shopping for the love birds
[21:25] * H3LLi05 is listening to: WWE Originals- John Cena- basic Thuganomics [128 kbps]
[21:26] <Shinj Ikari> ...the gangsta is here?
[21:26] <H3LLi05> YO YO YO YO YOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
[21:26] <H3LLi05> The DJ with the funky Beats is here to play for the Elites!!
[21:26] <Senshi Guardian> when did "vanila lice" get here?
[21:26] <Between_the_Lines> Minako, Dr. X: Congrats once again. Many happy returns, you crazy kids! :))
[21:26] *** ShadowStud [c-24-118-100-204.mn.client2.attbi.com] has joined #suburbansenshi
[21:26] <@spiritflame> Irasshai ShadowStud
[21:26] * Shinj Ikari throws a complicated gang sign to Elios!
[21:27] * H3LLi05 grabs some mixing decks and gets to work
[21:27] <ShadowStud> YO! HORSE-FACE!!
[21:27] <ShadowStud> remember me....
[21:27] <H3LLi05> YO Homie this ain't the place / I'm DJing Ace
[21:27] <Shinj Ikari> Shadow, chill.
[21:27] <ShadowStud> oh, by the way, congrats to you, Minako.....
[21:28] * ShadowStud gives Minako a bow
[21:28] * H3LLi05 spins up the phat beets
[21:28] <Cést_la_V> Thanks! ♡
[21:28] * Shinj Ikari grooves to the beats and does the Robot dance
[21:28] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> /mi gorve lak a hocie maoama
[21:28] <ShadowStud> I bow to you, future queen of venus....
[21:28] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- beers the Shadow
[21:28] * Cést_la_V curtseys and giggles ♡
[21:29] * @spiritflame fires some fireworks from her fingers
[21:30] <Senshi Guardian> Rei.bot, thats kind of creepy you know... but cool
[21:31] * ShadowStud turns to vapor and posses Haruka
[21:31] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Hey I just relalized guys!
[21:32] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> All the Outer Senshi are here in like the first time since EVER!
[21:32] * ShadowStud is in Haruka's body
[21:32] <Shinj Ikari> You got a point, Haruka!
[21:32] <Sailor Quinox> hey..YEAH, YOUR RIGHT!!
[21:32] * FireFly_9 chuckles
[21:33] * ShadowStud tells Haruka to go get a drink
[21:33] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- feels the need to Beer.
[21:34] * FireFly_9 collects Matsumi, Michiru, Setsuna and Haruka.
[21:34] * @spiritflame takes a picture of all the Outers.
[21:35] * @spiritflame produces a developed copy from her mouth
[21:35] <Shinj Ikari> rei.bot, that's just strange...
[21:35] * @spiritflame hands it to Quinox (it is dry)
[21:36] <YingGirl> O.o Ok, that's like the sixth time I've seen photos coming out of people's mouth
[21:36] * @spiritflame notes it must emerge SOMEWHERE and the other slot is WORSE
[21:36] * FireFly_9 chuckles
[21:36] <Shinj Ikari> It's the first for me and it's kinda freaky.
[21:36] * Cést_la_V and X-chan hand out snacks and candy
[21:36] <Sailor Quinox> Hey, Haruka...you okay?
[21:36] <Shinj Ikari> ...thank you for that wonderful visual imagery, rei.bot
[21:37] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I feel... BUBBLY!
[21:37] <@spiritflame> :P
[21:37] <Shinj Ikari> ;P
[21:37] <FireFly_9> All the Suburban Senshi are here at once... and at peace....
[21:37] * ShadowStud tells Haruka to act like a 5 year old
[21:37] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- acts her normal self :P
[21:38] <Senshi Guardian> Tis a monumentous day Hotaru, nothing could ruin it
[21:38] * FireFly_9 smiles knowingly
[21:38] <Sub Zippo> Good, this is a happy occation
[21:38] * ShadowStud tells Haruka to act like a 1-year old
[21:38] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> /mi usaz da sliavar cisrtal to mak a lite sho
[21:39] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- drops to the floor and sucks her thinb
[21:39] * Senshi Guardian is laughing at Haruka, can't help it
[21:39] * Dr_Xadium hadn't even been planning a party LOL
[21:39] <Sailor Quinox> um....Haruka...you okay?
[21:39] <NakoNako> -_- chibi usa make yourself useful, wear a pink dance outfits and some tap shoes and dance for minako and x
[21:39] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Googly Booblies!!
[21:40] <Sailor Quinox> HUH? HEY MICHIRU!!!
[21:40] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> /mi taps lik a materfacker!!! da facki candy grrl!!!
[21:40] <Sailor Quinox> SOMETHING IS UP WITH HARUKA!!!
[21:40] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> OOH LUNCH!
[21:40] <Shinj Ikari> Use the power of the crystal!
[21:40] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> /mi is usang ti to dunce!!
[21:41] <Shinj Ikari> Well, after you're done!
[21:41] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> baby want beeer! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
[21:41] * ShadowStud comes out as vapor form and possess Michiru
[21:41] * Shinj Ikari gives Haruka a beer can
[21:41] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> give baby her f[BLEEP]ing beer or baby f[BLEEP]ing beat the s[BLEEP]t out of your ass!! waaaaaaaaaaaaah!!
[21:41] * ShadowStud tells Michiru to act like a three year old
[21:41] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- suddenly gets up and is like WTF.COM
[21:42] * Mdm_Maestro sits quietly on the floor and plays.
[21:42] * Dr_Xadium and Mina are watching the show transfixed.
[21:42] <Sailor Quinox> um...Michiru...you okay?
[21:43] * NakoNako passes out on the floor after drinking too much b33r
[21:43] * Sailor Quinox pokes Michiru
[21:43] * Mdm_Maestro is playing quietly like a good girl.
[21:43] <Sailor Quinox> Um...Michiru....
[21:44] <Sailor Quinox> Michiru?
[21:44] * Dr_Xadium hugs Mina close and watches everyone happily.
[21:44] * Sailor Quinox takes away whatever Michiru is playing with
[21:44] * Cést_la_V flashes everyone the V sign! ^_^V
[21:45] <Sailor Quinox> MICHIRU!!!!
[21:45] * Mdm_Maestro becomes ULTRA VIOLENT and goes for a KNIFE
[21:45] <Senshi Guardian> Aw, Q is being meen to baby Michi!
[21:45] <Mdm_Maestro> GIVE TOYS!!
[21:45] <Mdm_Maestro> OR ME CUT!!
[21:45] * ShadowStud turns to vapor form and leaves
[21:46] <Shinj Ikari> ...I'm not even getting involved
[21:46] <Senshi Guardian> damn, who knew kids are packin' these days
[21:46] * Mdm_Maestro snaps back to normal and subtly wonders WTF
[21:46] * Sub Zippo O.o;
[21:46] <Shinj Ikari> It's those gangs, SG! They target young kids nowadays to join.
[21:46] <Sailor Quinox> MICHIRU!?!
[21:46] <Sailor Quinox> what's up with you and Haruka tonight
[21:47] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Must be the festive atomosphere... today started s[BLEEP]tty but is ending GOOD.
[21:47] <Senshi Guardian> aw, I hate to leave but i must. I wish the happy couple congradulations once. Don't go and do anything to crazy tonight you crazy kids. ^_-
[21:48] * Cést_la_V blushes deeply and smiles at SG.
[21:48] <Sailor Quinox> why did you do that Michiru?
[21:48] <Mdm_Maestro> I have no idea. (bows in apology)
[21:49] <Sailor Quinox> you acted like a little kid...did you do that sort of thing when you were a kid?
[21:50] * Mdm_Maestro chuckles darkly but says nothing
[21:52] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- beers everyone of proper age and disposition
[21:58] * Dr_Xadium presents Mina with:
[21:59] <@Dr_Xadium> @}-,-'--
[21:59] <Sailor Quinox> you only live twice....or so it seems....
[21:59] <Sailor Quinox> one life for yourself and one for your dreams
[21:59] <Cést_la_V> LOL the Steel tipped Roses I stole from Endymion when I quit the 30th century!! ♡♡♡♡ Arigatou!!! ♡♡♡
[22:00] <Sailor Quinox> you drift through the years and life seems tame...
[22:00] * Cést_la_V dances with X-chan and tosses roses to everyone (carefully, as they ARE steel tipped)
[22:00] <Sailor Quinox> till one dream appears and love is it's name...
[22:00] <Cést_la_V> @}-,-'--
[22:01] <Cést_la_V> @}-,-'--
[22:01] <Cést_la_V> Moonstar: @}-,-'--
[22:01] <Cést_la_V> Shinji @}-,-'--
[22:01] <Sailor Quinox> and love is a stranger who beckons you on...don't think of the danger for the stranger is gone!!!
[22:01] <Shinj Ikari> Thanks, Minako!
[22:01] <Cést_la_V> Q-chan: @}-,-'--
[22:02] <Moonstar> Aww! Thank you Minako!
[22:02] <Sailor Quinox> this dream is for you...but pay the price...make one dream come true...you only live twice
[22:02] <Cést_la_V> Nataile: @}-,-'--
[22:02] <Sailor Quinox> arigato...
[22:02] * Moonstar hugs Minako (You're so lucky!)
[22:02] <Cést_la_V> Zippo: @}-,-'--
[22:02] <Sailor Quinox> and love is a stranger who beckons you on...don't think of the danger for the stranger is gone!!!
[22:02] * Cést_la_V giggles ♡
[22:03] <Cést_la_V> Who'd I miss??
[22:03] * Moonstar slaps Xadium on the back (You old Dog! ^.~)
[22:03] * Cést_la_V wants everyone to be happy!!
[22:03] * Dr_Xadium grins
[22:03] <Sailor Quinox> this dream is for you...so pay the price..make one dream come true....you only live twice...
[22:04] * Moonstar walks by Haruka and pokes her in the side slightly, grining
[22:04] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> hehehehe (catches a rose in her teeth)
[22:04] * Sailor Quinox bows
[22:04] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Moon! @}-,-'--
[22:04] <Sailor Quinox> that song was for you, Minako-chan and Xadium-san....
[22:04] * Cést_la_V claps for Q-chan!! ♡♡♡♡
[22:04] <Moonstar> Aw! Thank you! (kiss)
[22:05] <@Dr_Xadium> Thank you ^_^
[22:05] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- blushes coolly and suavely
[22:05] * Cést_la_V hands out Sailor V plushies to everyone (see the User Guide!!)
[22:06] * Moonstar hugs Haruka
[22:06] * Dr_Xadium gives everyone a commemorative gold pocketwatch
[22:07] <Shinj Ikari> Ohhh, new watch!
[22:07] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Moonstar... never forget... in some world... we are together...
[22:11] * H3LLi05 is listening to: Buckner & Garcia - Pac-Man Fever [256 kbps]
[22:11] * Mdm_Maestro dances with Miki-chan!
[22:11] * Cést_la_V and X-chan retire from the dance floor to give them room ^_^
[22:12] <Cést_la_V> Whoah... this'll make two parties thie week...
[22:12] <Sailor Quinox> ...she dances quite well...
[22:12] <@Dr_Xadium> Wouldn't have it any other way ♡
[22:13] * Cést_la_V giggles and snuggles next to X-chan as she looks at her ring and back at the room
[22:13] * @spiritflame passes out Vanilla Cokes.
[22:13] <Shinj Ikari> At least with this party won't end with me being naked on the side of a unknown highyway like it normally does for me... or will it?
[22:13] <Cést_la_V> LOL Shinji! ♡
[22:13] <Shinj Ikari> Thanks, rei.bot!
[22:13] <ChibiQ> you know....you taught me how to dance, Aunty Michiru...
[22:13] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> shanji ill dunce wat u
[22:14] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> /mi cratysies
[22:14] <Shinj Ikari> Alright, Chibiusa, I will if you keep your hands at the proper places.
[22:15] * .`~SugaBB_2999~`. wall
[22:15] * Shinj Ikari bows
[22:15] <Shinj Ikari> Then lets dance!
[22:15] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> /mi dinces wit shanji lika propar women
[22:15] <Sailor Quinox> think, Minako, someday you'll have this (click on the link)
[22:15] * Cést_la_V blushes and giggles!! ♡
[22:16] * FireFly_9 looks at Chibiusa BEHAVING herself...
[22:16] <FireFly_9> Will wonders never cease...
[22:16] <Shinj Ikari> You're a good dancer, Chibiusa.
[22:16] <Sailor Quinox> hehehehehehehe...
[22:17] <H3LLi05> Hey don't forget the supahfly DJ Guy!
[22:17] * H3LLi05 is listening to: Fat Boy Slim - Weapon of Choice [128 kbps]
[22:17] <GERMATOID> THAT VIDEO WITH CHRIS WALKEN ROCKED! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
[22:17] *** kevryn [adsl-1-145-235.clt.bellsouth.net] has joined #suburbansenshi
[22:17] <@spiritflame> Irasshai kevryn
[22:18] * Dr_Xadium notes there is a "Dune" reference in this song.
[22:18] <Shinj Ikari> Hey, Kev.
[22:18] <kevryn> Hi Shinji
[22:18] <Cést_la_V> Hiiii Kevryn!!! ♡♡♡♡
[22:18] <Cést_la_V> Kevryn: @}-,-'--
[22:18] * Cést_la_V hands her a Sailor V plushie
[22:18] * @spiritflame hands her a Vanilla Coke
[22:19] <Cést_la_V> Enjoy!! ♡♡♡
[22:19] <kevryn> o_o Thanks, Minako...
[22:19] <kevryn> And Rei.bot
[22:19] <Cést_la_V> URL --> https://suburbansenshi.com/homepages/minako_files/engagement_ring.jpg
[22:19] <Cést_la_V> MINE!! ♡
[22:19] <kevryn> O_O
[22:20] <kevryn> Omedetou, Minako-san!
[22:20] <FireFly_9> And don't let's talk about the hell of it's journeys to this point...
[22:20] * Cést_la_V hugs K-chan!! ♡♡♡♡
[22:20] <Shinj Ikari> I second that.
[22:20] <kevryn> ^_^
[22:20] * Cést_la_V thanks all her good friends!! ♡♡
[22:21] <Shinj Ikari> It was almost like Peter Jackson was directing it...
[22:21] <Sub Zippo> Back, thank sfor the Rose Minako. =)
[22:21] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> And ALL the Suburban Senshi are here and on good behavoir.....
[22:21] <Cést_la_V> No problem!! ♡
[22:22] * H3LLi05 spins up a not new dance track
[22:23] * H3LLi05 is listening to: [ Techno ] Bust a Groove Kitty N Theme [112 kbps]
[22:28] * *~*Nataile*~* steals the CD player from Helios; pops in A-Teens 'Pop Till You Drop' CD
[22:32] * Cést_la_V dances with everyone in turn
[22:32] * Sub Zippo is thrilled to dance along
[22:32] <Shinj Ikari> Thanks for the dance, Mina.
[22:32] * Dr_Xadium smiles at Mina
[22:33] * Cést_la_V bows and smiles
[22:33] <ChibiQ> can I dance with Aunty Minako now, Aunty Michiru?
[22:33] <Mdm_Maestro> Certainly, dear. ^_^
[22:34] * H3LLi05 is listening to: [ Pokémon ] My Best Friends [128 kbps]
[22:35] <ChibiQ> Aunty Minako...wanna dance?
[22:35] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> The hell he has THAT kind of track!?
[22:35] * Shinj Ikari passes Duo a beer
[22:35] * Cést_la_V dances with Miki-chan ^_^
[22:35] <H3LLi05> I like the lyrics dumbass they fit the scene
[22:36] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- flips the horse a... beer
[22:36] <Sub Zippo> hehe, Kickass Elios.
[22:36] * H3LLi05 grabs and chugs
[22:37] <Sub Zippo> Wow, I think thats the first time I've seen him not speak in rhyme.
[22:38] <H3LLi05> I don't always do the rap crap Sub
[22:38] * Dr_Xadium points to the earlier fics
[22:38] * Sub Zippo needs to wax his modem to get it to go faster...
[22:38] * H3LLi05 is in the HOT DJ STYLENESS
[22:38] <H3LLi05> !
[22:39] <H3LLi05> This goes down to my boy SZ!
[22:39] * H3LLi05 is listening to: Weird Al Yankovic - It's All About The Pentiums [128 kbps]
[22:40] <Sub Zippo> BWAHAHA
[22:41] * Cést_la_V borrows some of Haruka-sans petals and sprinkles them over Miki-chan... ♡
[22:41] <ChibiQ> YAY!! I'm in a perfection field!!
[22:42] * Cést_la_V giggles
[22:42] * Dr_Xadium converses with Souichi and Setsuna about Theoretical Physics.
[22:44] * H3LLi05 is spinnin l33t beats
[22:44] <H3LLi05> This one goes out to the lady of the hour, Xadium's Golden Flower!
[22:45] * H3LLi05 is listening to: [ Bananarama ] Venus (Remix) [128 kbps]
[22:45] * Cést_la_V giggles and Grooves with Miki!
[22:46] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- relaxes with a beer
[22:46] * Mdm_Maestro takes some champagne
[22:46] * FireFly_9 takes some Juice.
[22:47] * Shinj Ikari mixes beer, pepsi, and coke together to create an interesting beverage.
[22:47] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Shinji LOL
[22:47] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE STILL CONSCIOUS!
[22:48] <Shinj Ikari> Well, you know I am. :)
[22:48] <starcat> I'm conscious. ^_^
[22:48] <Cést_la_V> starcat-chan!! ♡_♡
[22:48] <Catgirl1> hehehe....you were my only friend.....you and luna....
[22:48] <Cést_la_V> @}-,-'--
[22:48] * Cést_la_V giggles
[22:49] <starcat> Minako-chan: glad to see you back to your normal genki self!
[22:49] <Elly> ^-^;; What's going on tonight?
[22:49] <Cést_la_V> URL --> https://suburbansenshi.com/homepages/minako_files/engagement_ring.jpg
[22:49] <Cést_la_V> Elly! @}-,-'--
[22:49] <starcat> Wow!! Cool!
[22:49] <Elly> very nice ring
[22:49] <Cést_la_V> YAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!! ♡♡♡
[22:49] <FireFly_9> Yes but the story behind it is...
[22:50] * GERMATOID SILENCES HER
[22:50] <Shinj Ikari> Very long and epic and very, very boring!
[22:51] * H3LLi05 is listening to: T Rex - 20th Century Boy (Mitsubishi Commercial) [192 kbps]
[22:52] * starcat is amazed that Helios is even in here
[22:52] <Shinj Ikari> Except for that one time Pluto almost 'Dead Screamed' me.
[22:52] <Elly> DUDE! Congrats Minako!! Where's Xadium? This definately calls for a glomping, wouldn't you say??
[22:52] * starcat is soo happy for Minako-chan!!
[22:54] * Cést_la_V glomps X-chan and gives him one kiss, before going back to the party!!
[22:55] * H3LLi05 is listening to: George Thorogood - Bad to the Bone [128 kbps]
[22:56] <Cést_la_V> Moh... I wish furufurufurufurufurufurufurufurufurufurufurufuru-chan was here.....
[22:56] <Elly> I'm sorry V-babe!
[22:58] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- beers Duo
[22:58] * =^catablanca^= is asleep.
[23:00] * H3LLi05 is listening to: [ Ren & Stimpy ] Happy, Happy, Joy, Joy [128 kbps]
[23:00] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> The HELL Helios?!
[23:01] <starcat> play some real music!
[23:01] <H3LLi05> Just foolin kidz!
[23:02] * H3LLi05 is listening to: Prodigy - Smack My Bitch Up [256 kbps]
[23:02] <Duo> *drunken* i HaTe "ReN & sTiMpY
[23:02] <Shinj Ikari> Smack My Bitch Up is a perfect song to listen to when you're fighting
[23:02] <starcat> oh, this is SO much better...NOT.
[23:02] * Cést_la_V goes and spends a few Minutes by X-chan before mingling with everyone else.
[23:03] <H3LLi05> ...chicks.
[23:03] * H3LLi05 is listening to: Madonna - Ray Of Light [128 kbps]
[23:03] <H3LLi05> I'll try not to puke, luke.
[23:04] * Dr_Xadium mingles with everyone as best he can
[23:04] * Sailor Quinox walks over to ellios and stares at his eyes...
[23:04] * Cést_la_V grabs a mic
[23:05] <Cést_la_V> ♡ ♡ AGAIN THANKS FOR COMING EVERYBODY! WE LOVE YOU!!! ♡♡
[23:05] <Cést_la_V> If anyone wants to sing GO FOR IT!! ♡♡
[23:07] * H3LLi05 is listening to: Michael Jackson - Thriller [128 kbps]
[23:08] * Shinj Ikari does the moon walk, spins around, and grabs his croutch and screams
[23:08] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- busts out laughing
[23:08] * Elly looks on and grimaces
[23:09] * FireFly_9 and Michiru-momma are sitting on TUXEDO Sofa relaxing
[23:09] <Shinj Ikari> I'm nothing but a... smooth criminal.
[23:09] * GERMATOID and X and Setsuna are discussing Wormholes
[23:09] * Sailor Quinox sits down next to Michiru
[23:10] <H3LLi05> Shinji! For you!
[23:10] * H3LLi05 is listening to: Michael Jackson - Smooth Criminal [320 kbps]
[23:10] * ChibiQ climbs onto Michiru's lap and smiles at her
[23:10] * Mdm_Maestro pets the child
[23:10] * Shinj Ikari gets down and yet again pulls a Michael Jackson dance ending with him grabbing his croutch and screaming
[23:11] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> bwahahahahahaha!!
[23:11] * ChibiQ giggles and kisses Michiru on the cheek
[23:11] * Cést_la_V and X-chan sit on Venus sofa next to Freya and Artemis and relax.
[23:12] * // J_Daito // apears halfway through the wall and chats with Ten'ou
[23:13] <Shinj Ikari> Yo, Jed!
[23:13] <// J_Daito //> Shinji.
[23:13] <starcat> I'm not gonna sing...
[23:13] <starcat> But put on "Everything You Know is Wrong!"
[23:14] * ShadowStud is in vapor form and takes possion of Haruka
[23:14] * H3LLi05 is listening to: Weird Al Yankovic - Everything You Know is Wrong [128 kbps]
[23:14] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Gah
[23:14] <// J_Daito //> Just watching.
[23:14] * starcat is actually listening to the song IRL...what a coincedence! ^_^
[23:14] <H3LLi05> heh
[23:14] <Sub Zippo> I was driving on the freeway in the fast lane
[23:14] * ShadowStud tells Haruka to act like a 2 year old
[23:15] * Duo walks over to hotaru tries to say something and instead drunkenly falls on top of hotaru
[23:15] <Sub Zippo> With a rabid wolverine in my underwear
[23:15] * Cést_la_V offers X-chan her hand and they grrove to Weird Al! (Well X stands there enthusiastically!)
[23:15] <Sub Zippo> When suddenly a guy behind me in the back seat
[23:15] * Shinj Ikari pulls Duo away from Hotaru
[23:15] <Sub Zippo> Popped right up and cupped his hands across my eyes
[23:15] <FireFly_9> ...
[23:15] * starcat sings along as well...but only at the chorus. XD
[23:15] <Sub Zippo> I guessed, "Is it Uncle Frank or Cousin Louie?"
[23:15] <Shinj Ikari> Man can't hold his liquar.
[23:16] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- kisses Michi and giggles
[23:16] <Sub Zippo> Is it Bob or Joe or Walter?" "Could it be Bill or Jim or Ed or Bernie or Steve?"
[23:16] * Sailor Quinox sits next to Haruka
[23:16] <Sub Zippo> I probably would have kept on guessing But about that time we crashed into the truck
[23:16] <Sub Zippo> And as I'm laying bleeding there on the asphalt Finally I recognize the face of my hibachi dealer who takes off his prosthetic lips and tells me
[23:16] * Duo is drunkenly unconcous
[23:17] <Sailor Quinox> Haruka?
[23:17] <starcat> Everything you know is wrong!
[23:17] <Sailor Quinox> what's up?
[23:17] <Sub Zippo> Everything you know is wrong Black is white, up is down and short is long And everything you thought was just so Important doesn't matter
[23:17] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- kisses Michi and giggles
[23:17] <starcat> black is white, up is down
[23:17] <Sub Zippo> Everything you know is wrong Just forget the words and sing along All you need to understand is Everything you know is wrong
[23:18] * chronos.typhoon.2k4 winks at Jedite ~_^
[23:18] <Sub Zippo> I was walkin' to the kitchen for some Golden Grahams When I accidentally stepped into an alternate dimension
[23:18] <Shinj Ikari> Go Pluto!
[23:18] <Elly> HAHAHAHA i knew it!
[23:18] <Shinj Ikari> Go after what you want!
[23:18] * starcat grooves to th odd polka-like music
[23:18] <Sub Zippo> And soon I was abducted by some aliens from space who kinda looked like Jamie Farr
[23:18] <Sailor Quinox> um...Haruka...are you okay?
[23:18] <starcat> He's possesed by the Spud.
[23:19] * // J_Daito // uses his new power to melt into another dimension
[23:19] <Sub Zippo> They sucked out my internal organs and they took some polaroids and said I was a darn good sport
[23:19] * ShadowStud tells Haruka to act like a baby
[23:19] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- kisses Michiru again :P
[23:19] <Sub Zippo> And as a way of saying thank you They offered to transport me back to Any point in history that I would care to go
[23:19] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- burbles and goes for Lunch
[23:19] <Sailor Quinox> Um..Haruka?
[23:19] <Sub Zippo> And so I had them send me back to last Thursday night so I could pay my phone bill on time
[23:19] * @spiritflame forces Haruka out of the room, scandalized
[23:19] <Sub Zippo> Just then the floating disembodied head of Colonel Sanders started yelling
[23:20] <Mdm_Maestro> ...
[23:20] <Sub Zippo> Everything you know is wrong black is white, up is down and short is long and everything you thought was just so Important doesn't matter
[23:20] <starcat> Everything you know is wrong!
[23:20] * ShadowStud is out of Haruka's body
[23:20] <Sub Zippo> Everything you know is wrong Just forget the words and sing along All you need to understand is everything you know is wrong
[23:20] * ShadowStud takes over Michiru's body
[23:20] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- is gone: BUT I'M A BABY AND THAT'S WHERE FOOD COMES FROM!
[23:21] * ShadowStud tells Michiru to act like a 1 year old
[23:21] * Mdm_Maestro plays with her toys quietly.
[23:21] * starcat has seen Michiru acting like a toddler..it's scary.
[23:21] <Sailor Quinox> hmmm?
[23:21] <Sub Zippo> I was just about to mail a letter to my evil twin when I got a nasty papercut and, well, to make a long story short it got infected and I died
[23:22] * ShadowStud tells Michiru to act like a baby
[23:22] <Sub Zippo> So now I'm up in heaven with St. Peter by the pearly gates and it's obvious he doesn't like The Nehru jacket that I'm wearing
[23:22] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> /mi yans an fales alspa at heloz DL dek.
[23:22] <Sub Zippo> He tells me that they've got a dress code
[23:22] <Sailor Quinox> you okay, Michiru?
[23:22] * Mdm_Maestro coos elegantly.
[23:22] <Sailor Quinox> um...Michiru?
[23:22] <Sub Zippo> Well, he lets me into heaven anyway But I get the room next to the noisy ice machine For all eternity And every day he runs by screaming
[23:23] <Shinj Ikari> She's elegant, even as a child. How boring.
[23:23] * Mdm_Maestro burbles herself perfectly.
[23:23] <Sub Zippo> Everything you know is wrong Black is white, up is down and short is long
[23:23] <starcat> Not as a toddler...I remember "Lolita..."
[23:23] <Mdm_Maestro> /ms snaps out of it
[23:23] <Sailor Quinox> um...Michiru?
[23:23] <starcat> Everything you know is wrong!
[23:23] <Sub Zippo> And everything you used to think was so important doesn't really matter anymore because the simple fact remains that
[23:23] <Sailor Quinox> what's up with you tonight?
[23:24] <Mdm_Maestro> Everyone, best of luck with your future... I must retire for the evening... (WTF?)
[23:24] <Sub Zippo> Everything you know is wrong Just forget the words and sing along All you need to understand is
[23:24] <Sub Zippo> Everything you know is
[23:24] * Mdm_Maestro goes up to her room
[23:24] <Moonstar> Lolita was great!
[23:24] <Sub Zippo> Everything you know is
[23:24] <Cést_la_V> Bye Michiru-san!! ♡
[23:24] <Sailor Quinox> wow....this is a weird but nice night
[23:24] <Moonstar> It was better then Lola! La-la-la-la-Lola!
[23:25] <Sub Zippo> Everything you know is wrooonng!
[23:25] * Cést_la_V giggles
[23:25] <starcat> I know what the next song should be!!
[23:25] <H3LLi05> ?
[23:25] * =^catablanca^= is fast asleep
[23:26] <starcat> moonstar: the "Lola" song was parodied by Weird Al...as "Yoda!"
[23:26] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> What? I was a baby, the milk comes from there, so I went for it!
[23:26] * H3LLi05 is listening to: Weird Al Yankovic - Yoda [128 kbps]
[23:26] <Shinj Ikari> ...thanks for that info, Haruka.
[23:26] <Shinj Ikari> Wooo! Great song!
[23:27] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- beers herself
[23:27] * chronos.typhoon.2k4 bows to everyone and cryptically returns to her nook in the sub-sub basement
[23:28] * Moonstar tickles Haruka, making her spill the beer
[23:28] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- is wasted
[23:28] <Shinj Ikari> Or, in other words, she just WALKED to her nook!
[23:28] <Shinj Ikari> Cryptically, my ass!
[23:28] <Cést_la_V> LOL!
[23:29] <FireFly_9> It's been a long, long day...
[23:29] * FireFly_9 glares at the sleeping Chibiusa.
[23:30] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- passes out
[23:30] * Moonstar pouts and props up Haruka so if she pukes she wont drown in it
[23:31] * @spiritflame drags Haruka to her room
[23:31] * ShadowStud leaves Haruka and takes control of Minako
[23:31] * @spiritflame returns and Fetches Chibiusa to her room
[23:32] <Cést_la_V> ...
[23:32] * ShadowStud tells Minako to act super tired
[23:32] * Cést_la_V staggers around and trips next to X-chan, who catches her
[23:33] * ShadowStud tells Minako to act like a 4 year old
[23:33] * Cést_la_V starts to play "gunfighter"
[23:33] <Sailor Quinox> Minako-chan...you look tired...
[23:33] <Cést_la_V> Bang Bang!!
[23:34] * Cést_la_V is punch drunk
[23:34] <FireFly_9> Sorry all, but I am exhausted... I shall see you in the day.
[23:35] * FireFly_9 walks up to her room and looks on Xadium and Minako with a wistful smile.
[23:35] * Cést_la_V snaps out of it ( ? ? ? )
[23:35] <Moonstar> Hey Prof, Are you any good at Limbo? ^.~
[23:36] * @spiritflame fetches Artemis and takes him home
[23:36] <GERMATOID> MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH!
[23:36] <GERMATOID> I AM THE LIMBO KING!
[23:37] * Cést_la_V sits next to X-chan and snuggles a little ♡
[23:37] <Moonstar> lol. rei.bot is like the SubSen chofer
[23:37] <Shinj Ikari> ALL games are his domain!
[23:37] * @spiritflame returns and waits patiently
[23:40] * H3LLi05 is listening to: Weird Al Yankovic - Phony Calls [128 kbps]
[23:40] * GERMATOID LIMBOS TOO LOW AND KNOCKS HIS HEAD OUT ON THE FLOOR
[23:41] * @spiritflame drags Tomoe back to the Lab.
[23:41] <Shinj Ikari> ...poor Professor.
[23:42] <Moonstar> One by one, the slowly disapear. . . Where does the time go. . Where do our freidns flee to?
[23:44] * H3LLi05 had skipped town and left the song on autorepeat
[23:45] * Dr_Xadium manually queues up Weird Al Yankovic - The Night Santa Went Crazy [128 kbps]
[23:46] * Cést_la_V huggles X-chan ♡♡♡♡
[23:47] <Cést_la_V> Everyone else on our side is gone...
[23:47] * Dr_Xadium nods
[23:48] <Cést_la_V> Well, Minna... it's been a long day.... REALLY long... ♡
[23:48] <starcat> Bye-bye, M-chan, Xadium. ^_^
[23:49] <Cést_la_V> We're going to turn in now ♡
[23:49] <Sub Zippo> Gnight Guys, congradulations!!!
[23:49] <Cést_la_V> Thank you all so much for coming and sharing in the special day!! ♡♡♡♡
[23:49] <Shinj Ikari> Your welcome, Mina!
[23:49] <@Dr_Xadium> Yes, thanks! (bows)
[23:49] <Cést_la_V> We're off! ♡♡
[23:49] * Moonstar Hugs Minako and Slaps Xadium HARD on the back
[23:50] <Sailor Quinox> Seeya, Later, Minako-chan!!!
[23:50] <Moonstar> So then. It's still rather early here.
[23:50] * Cést_la_V giggles!! ♡♡♡♡
[23:50] * Shinj Ikari hugs Mina and the Doc both
[23:50] <Shinj Ikari> Congrats again, guys.
[23:50] * Dr_Xadium turns a bit red (g'night! )
[23:50] <Cést_la_V> We all love you guys so much ♡
[23:51] * ChibiQ hugs Minako-chan
[23:52] * Dr_Xadium shakes hands and hugs where appropriate ^_^
[23:52] <Moonstar> Man, let the lovely people leave!
[23:52] * Cést_la_V hugs everyone!! ♡♡♡♡
[23:52] * Shinj Ikari hugs back
[23:52] <Cést_la_V> Bye, Guys... we'll see you later tomorrow... ♡♡♡
[23:52] <Moonstar> Bye!
[23:52] <Shinj Ikari> Good Night!

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