Suburban Senshi IRC Chat #641: “Secrets Revealed! Minako's Sleeptalking Gossip!! (guest stars: YOU GUYS!) ”
#641: “Secrets Revealed! Minako's Sleeptalking Gossip!! (guest stars: YOU GUYS!) ”

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[21:59] * Cést_la_V changes topic to `-= Mina-P's Love-Love Logbook: Day 2 =-`
[22:02] <Cést_la_V> Mmm... early morning swims with your iinazuke are nice ♡ Too bad the mood didn't last the day ¬_¬;
[22:05] <Cést_la_V> My first clue things were going North was when, during the poolside foam log beach battle (where you have two opponents tossing beach balls to each other while sitting on top of a foam log stretched across the pool, with the goal being to knock the other person off), Haruka-san whipped out her SPACE SWORD and cut the log in half, sending herself and Jedite into the water (to avoid losing)
[22:06] <Cést_la_V> The Pool Activities director just kinda wanted to die at that point. I felt so sorry for her!!
[22:08] <Cést_la_V> Then later, X-chan, Michiru-san, Hotaru-chan and I were lounging at poolside just shooting the fleas and watching an Ice Carving demonstration (yeah, they have THOSE on cruise ships too!!) when Haruka-baka-san came by drunk and cut the thing up to make ice cubes for her beer!!
[22:12] <Cést_la_V> Did you know cruise ships have their own shopping malls?? I didn't!! I was SO happy when I found out!! I was pleased as a paunch!! X-chan wasn't though! LOL ♡ So I made him buy me a tiny bikini to cheer him up hahahahahaha!!
[22:15] <Cést_la_V> (Then I made him look at the REALLY expensive wedding dresses just to watch him facefault HAHAHAAHAH)
[22:23] <Cést_la_V> I saw Haruka-san and Michiru-san looking at the dresses too... I thought they were finally going to take the plunger, but then I noticed they were really looking at CHIBIUSA-CHAN, who was holding ELIOS by the wrist!!
[22:24] <Cést_la_V> I thought to myself "OMG NO WAY!!!" But then I realized they were taking bets on how many of the brides and grooms the other could seduce before the cruise was over.... ¬_¬;
[22:29] <Cést_la_V> I was getting kind of sick of the crazy people, so X-chan and I went to the lounge chairs on the upper decks (there's almost nobody there and it's shady so you can lie back, relax and look at the passing sea), and we were just relaxing and talking about how much fun it was back in Tokyo with our friends (HII GUYS!! MISS YOU!! ♡), when we heard an EXPLOSION from the upper level!
[22:31] <Cést_la_V> Professor Tomoe had made a HUGE... what did X-chan call it... Kessler... Messler... Tesla!! Tesla Coil thing, and LIGHTNING was shooting EVERYWHERE!! When the other passengers complained, Captain Jedite laughed a lot and posed, then walked off.. Moh! We finally figured out the Professor was trying to turn the Sea into a huge source of Nuclear Fusion so he could bottle it and sell it... ¬_¬;
[22:32] <Cést_la_V> Lucky a fuse blew and he had to give it up....
[22:35] <Cést_la_V> Heh. While X-chan and the Professor were arguing, I grabbed Hotaru-chan and pulled her into a fun "make-up party" they were having in the spa! LOL, Hotaru was SO EMBARASSED! But she looked REALLY REALLY kawaii when they were done with her!! I wonder what Jedite would have said if he could have seen her with lipstick and rouge on.... ♡ Maybe the Goddess of Love should arrange it... heh!
[22:38] <Cést_la_V> A real lowlife of the day was when I entered the poolside fashion show, just for picks... but before I could slow them all up with my super-beauty-idol fashion, *setsuna-san* comes out in something a little more flimsy than Dental floss, and pulls a Janet JOPLIN right in front of Captain Jedite, who was the judge!! O_o;
[22:42] <Cést_la_V> Even Chibiusa-chan, who was dressed up in like saran wrap, was traumatized! And Hotaru-chan... I thought she was going to take out the Silence Glaive and start the ruin right there!!
[22:44] <Cést_la_V> X-chan and I spent the evening on the forward deck in the cool night breeze, leaning on the railing and looking out at the moonlit sea.... we were wondering to each other about Elios and Chibiusa-chan... if maybe we were wrong to judge their love... I mean yeah it sounds stupid and gross, but if they really care for each other, right??
[22:46] <Cést_la_V> Then we saw Chibiusa pulling a "Mini-Me Leg pump" on some poor waiter and that thought died... Moh... I'd like to hook her up with someone sane but she's not all there either... scary as the thought is, Elios might be her perfect match... but oh, the children!!
[22:47] <Cést_la_V> Keh... with thoughts like this on my mind I'm not going to have any fun now... :P
[22:47] <Cést_la_V> Moh.

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[07:55] * Cést_la_V bounds in Genki-Genki!! ♡
[07:55] <Cést_la_V> O-HAAAAAAYOOOOOOOOOOO!! ♡
[07:56] * Cést_la_V is SO HAPPY!! ♡
[07:56] * Cést_la_V looks around
[07:56] <Cést_la_V> Moshi Moshi?? ♡
[07:56] * Cést_la_V decides she has the place all to herself!! ♡
[07:57] * Cést_la_V zooms around the kitchen making breakfast
[07:57] * Cést_la_V puts some bread to toast
[07:58] * Cést_la_V waits for the slow toaster and decides to have some fun!!
[07:59] * with only her nightshirt and a Ladle for a microphone, Minako takes Kitchen stage!!
[07:59] <Cést_la_V> Cause you make me feel
[07:59] <Cést_la_V> You make me feel
[07:59] <Cést_la_V> You make me feel
[08:00] <Cést_la_V> Like a natural woman (woman)
[08:00] <Cést_la_V> When my soul was in the lost and found
[08:01] <Cést_la_V> You came along to claim it
[08:01] <Cést_la_V> I didn?t know just what was wrong with me
[08:01] <Cést_la_V> Till your kiss helped me name it
[08:01] * Cést_la_V pops out the first set of toast and puts on another
[08:02] <Cést_la_V> Now I'm no longer doubtful
[08:02] <Cést_la_V> Of what I'm livin' for
[08:02] <Cést_la_V> And if I make you happy
[08:02] <Cést_la_V> I don't need to do more
[08:03] <Cést_la_V> Cause you make me feel
[08:03] <Cést_la_V> You make me feel
[08:03] <Cést_la_V> You make me feel
[08:03] <Cést_la_V> You make me feel like a natural woman (woman)
[08:03] * Cést_la_V puts on some Ramen too
[08:04] <Cést_la_V> Oh baby what you done to me!
[08:04] <Cést_la_V> (What you done to me!)
[08:04] <Cést_la_V> You make me feel so good inside
[08:04] <Cést_la_V> (Good inside)
[08:04] <Cést_la_V> And I just wanna be
[08:05] <Cést_la_V> (Wanna be)
[08:05] <Cést_la_V> Close to you
[08:05] <Cést_la_V> You make me feel so alive
[08:05] <Cést_la_V> You make me feel
[08:05] <Cést_la_V> You make me feel
[08:05] <Cést_la_V> You make me feel like a natural woman (woman)
[08:06] * FireFly_2 enters and sighs
[08:06] * Cést_la_V stops singing as she sees some of the toast start to burn!
[08:06] * Cést_la_V runs over and retrieves it!!
[08:07] * Cést_la_V whirls and bounds all around trhe kitchen at ludicrous speed!!
[08:08] * Cést_la_V hums the rest of "Natural Woman" to herself
[08:10] * Cést_la_V slings three bowls onto the kitchen table for herself
[08:10] * Cést_la_V adds two glasses of juice and her beef ramen
[08:12] * Cést_la_V eats rapidly, the Silverware clacking on the porcelain bowls loudly
[08:13] * Cést_la_V annihiliates bowl one of Cereal
[08:14] * Cést_la_V demolishes bowl 2 of cereal
[08:14] * Cést_la_V takes down a glass of juice in one shot
[08:15] * Cést_la_V obliterates Bowl 3 of cereal
[08:15] * Cést_la_V sets into her Ramen with DEADLY VENGEANCE!!
[08:16] * Cést_la_V eatsandeatsandeatsandeatsandeatsandeatsandeatsandeats!!
[08:16] <Cést_la_V> ♡ This Morning's Minako is Tearing along at HYPER TURBO MEGA FULL THROTTLE!! ♡
[08:17] * Cést_la_V giggles
[08:19] * Cést_la_V consumes her Ramen and leaps up bounding to the fridge to see what else is there
[08:20] * Cést_la_V is listening to: Aretha Franklin - Respect [128 kbps]
[08:21] * Cést_la_V starts grooving to the song as she assembles another breakfast course
[08:21] * Cést_la_V breaks some eggs but doesn't see an omelette... ^_^;;
[08:22] * Cést_la_V grooves "R E S P E C T" as she cooks at the stove
[08:23] * Cést_la_V thinks of something!! ♡
[08:23] * Cést_la_V takes a DEEEP BREATH
[08:24] * Cést_la_V continues to shake and grrove as she cooks
[08:25] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- stalks in
[08:25] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> God [BLEEP]it Neko, the HELL you waking me up for after last night?!
[08:26] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- glares at Neko
[08:26] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Dammit no one should be THAT Happy after no rest :P
[08:26] <Cést_la_V> You want some food, Haruka-san??
[08:27] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Aww hell, the usual.
[08:28] * Cést_la_V nods and grooves, dropping a bowl of dry corn flakes in front of Haruka-san
[08:30] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Thanks! (pours some beer on the corn flakes)
[08:31] * Cést_la_V grooves and hands Haruka-san a spoon
[08:31] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- digs in
[08:31] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> DAMN! (eats) This is GOOD
[08:32] * Cést_la_V goes back to making some bacon for herself
[08:33] * FireFly_9 walks in slowly
[08:33] <FireFly_9> morning...
[08:34] <FireFly_9> Gah... she's still awake?!
[08:34] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Yup.
[08:35] <Cést_la_V> Hotaru-chan!! Toast, Cereal, Ramen, Omelette, Juice, Bacon or What?!
[08:35] <FireFly_9> I see no Omelette!
[08:36] * Cést_la_V points to the broken eggs in the skillet
[08:38] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- is enjoying the HELL out of her beer
[08:41] <FireFly_9> Would it be too much to ask for someone COMPETENT at work in the kitchen?
[08:42] <Cést_la_V> Hey, my food may not LOOK good, but it's cooked with LOVE!!
[08:42] <Cést_la_V> LOVE I TELL YOU!
[08:42] * FireFly_9 surrenders!
[08:43] * Cést_la_V giggles
[08:43] * FireFly_9 giggles too
[08:44] * FireFly_9 takes the meal with thanks
[08:44] * FireFly_9 eats
[08:44] <FireFly_9> Delicious...
[08:45] * Cést_la_V sits down and happily eats her burnt bacon
[08:45] <FireFly_9> This is really good...
[08:45] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- finishes up her beer-drenched cornflakes and just goes for the whole bottle
[08:46] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- steals some off her plate
[08:46] <Cést_la_V> HEY!!!
[08:46] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> This is some good s[BLEEP]t man
[08:46] * Cést_la_V eats what's left of hers....


[22:15] * Cést_la_V yawns and falls asleep on X-chan's lap
[22:19] * Cést_la_V drools in her sleep
[22:20] * Dr_Xadium winces
[22:21] * Sailor Quinox crosses her legs
[22:21] <Cést_la_V> Mako-chan that's not your old sempai it's Will Smith-sama....
[22:21] <::Sailor Quinox> ^^;;
[22:22] <Cést_la_V> ...ami-chan that's cheating....
[22:23] <::Sailor Quinox> um...Minako-chan?
[22:23] * Cést_la_V is mumbling in her sleep
[22:23] <::Sailor Quinox> ....Hotaru....I take it you don't mind my choice in clothing?
[22:24] * FireFly_9 lives with Minako-sempai.
[22:24] < Shinji Ikari> If Minako starts mumbling about the Doc and her's 'private time'... wake her up.
[22:24] <Cést_la_V> ,,,Artemis, don't drag dead birds in here...
[22:24] * Dr_Xadium turns red
[22:25] <::Sailor Quinox> heheheh...
[22:25] <::Sailor Quinox> ...hope she doesn't say anything about me....
[22:25] <Cést_la_V> ...Haruka-san, Michiru-san will hurt you if she sees that magazine...
[22:26] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- spits out her beer
[22:26] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Neko! Wake up!!
[22:26] < Shinji Ikari> Haruka, got something to tell us? :)
[22:26] <@Dr_Xadium> Haruka! She's had a hard couple of hours!
[22:26] <::Sailor Quinox> a little too much, Haruka?
[22:26] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> No, she's like... delusional and s[BLEEP]t.
[22:27] < Shinji Ikari> Ok, I believe you...
[22:27] <Cést_la_V> ...mako-chan...too much tissue paper in there...
[22:27] * Shaldra Darkness bursts out laughing
[22:27] <::kevryn> XD
[22:28] <Cést_la_V> ...chibiusa-chan don't use my credit cards for that again...
[22:29] <::Sailor Quinox> ...thank goodness...nothing about me....
[22:30] <Cést_la_V> ...Usagi-chan dying Motoki-Oniisan's hair black won't turn him into Tuxedo Kamen....
[22:32] <Cést_la_V> ...setsuna-san don't you think muttering "small lady" all the time sounds weird....
[22:32] <::Sailor Quinox> ...........
[22:32] <Cést_la_V> ...omg what is Q-chan doing to furufurufurufurufurufurufurufuru-chan...
[22:33] * Shinji Ikari snickers
[22:33] * Sailor Quinox blushes deep, deep, deep red
[22:34] <Cést_la_V> ...orlando bl♡♡m-sama....
[22:34] * Dr_Xadium cries a little
[22:34] * Shinji Ikari pats Xadium on the back
[22:35] < Sailor Quinox> ...I think it's time to wake her up....
[22:35] < Shinji Ikari> She may dream about Bloom but she wakes up to you.
[22:35] <Cést_la_V> ...there are four lights....
[22:35] * Dr_Xadium smiles slightly
[22:36] <Cést_la_V> ...i want all ice cream....
[22:36] < Sailor Quinox> .........
[22:36] <Cést_la_V> ...hotaru-chan to jedite-san?? MASAKA!!....
[22:37] <FireFly_9> All right, that's enough, she needs to wake up now.
[22:37] * Cést_la_V drools in her sleep some more
[22:37] < Shinji Ikari> Why, did you hear something you didn't like? :)
[22:37] <FireFly_9> Keh.
[22:37] <::Sailor Quinox> ....wake her up....
[22:37] < Moonstar> How goes it this evening everyone?
[22:38] * Dr_Xadium gently shakes her slightly
[22:38] <Cést_la_V> ...Mamoru-san why do you always wear the same tuxedo....
[22:38] < Moonstar> Wow, gently slightly huh?
[22:39] <::Sailor Quinox> ..........Minako-chan....
[22:39] * Dr_Xadium is not rough with Mina!
[22:39] <Cést_la_V> ...rei-san don't read your Ojiisan's manga....
[22:40] <Cést_la_V> ...Michiru-san there's something hanging out of your nose...
[22:40] <::Sailor Quinox> .....wake up, Minako-chan.......
[22:40] * Dr_Xadium carefully shakes her a little more
[22:41] <Cést_la_V> Ami-chan if you tell them it's an obscuring bubble spray no one will guess what it really is....
[22:41] <::Sailor Quinox> ...wakey, wakey, Minako-chan....
[22:45] * Cést_la_V giggles
[22:45] <::Sailor Quinox> OMG....this is turning into confession night....
[22:45] * Cést_la_V drools
[22:46] * Moonstar pulls out her fog horn and steadies it next to Minako's ear
[22:46] <Cést_la_V> ...haruka-san that fart could kill...
[22:46] < Moonstar> I advise the rest of you to plug your ears.
[22:46] * Moonstar blows the horn
[22:47] * Cést_la_V jerks upright
[22:47] <Cést_la_V> I'm sorry I didn't mean to break the vase!!
[22:47] * Cést_la_V shakes her head and looks around confused
[22:47] <::Sailor Quinox> Hi, Minako-chan!!
[22:48] * FireFly_9 and Haruka glare at her
[22:56] * Cést_la_V leans back on X-chan and closes her eyes (very tired)
[23:00] * Cést_la_V falls asleep
[23:01] <@Dr_Xadium> Everyone, Mina's very tired from the stress of the last few hours...
[23:02] <@Dr_Xadium> I think I'm going to take her home.
[23:02] * Dr_Xadium helps Mina to her feet.
[23:02] <Cést_la_V> (yawns)
[23:02] <Cést_la_V> Oyasumi....
[23:03] * Dr_Xadium helps Mina to the door
[23:03] <@Dr_Xadium> See you all tommorrow...
[23:04] * Dr_Xadium takes Mina home to get some well-deserved rest

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