Suburban Senshi IRC Chat #629: “The Sinister Menace (guest stars: YOU GUYS!) ”
#629: “The Sinister Menace (guest stars: YOU GUYS!)”

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*** Topic is '-= hshshshshshshshshshshshs!! =-'
[07:10] <// J_Daito //> "I burn with passion for you. We were supposed to love one another. I am your mystical lover."
[07:11] * Dr_Xadium fumes
[07:11] <Furu> ..The Hell?
[07:11] * SenshiGrd looks oddly at Jedite
[07:11] <// J_Daito //> That Danburite said some funny s[BLEEP]t.
[07:11] * Dr_Xadium is glad Mina vaporized him
[07:11] <Furu> Ah.
[07:12] <// J_Daito //> LOL Danburite would always cheat us at cards
[07:12] <CÚst_la_V> Why are you all talking about Danburite / Adonis / Kaitou Ace?
[07:13] * // J_Daito // is torturing the Time Lord with your past loves
[07:14] <// J_Daito //> So Aino, Danburite was your "Mystical Lover," eh?
[07:15] <CÚst_la_V> That's what he said to me right before he went off the cliff...
[07:16] <// J_Daito //> LOL well it's a good thing you tortured and Killed Danburite, he was a traitor anyway
[07:16] * SenshiGrd notices the Jadite was the only dark general who didn' get caught up with some kind of love
[07:17] <CÚst_la_V> I didn't torture him, that was Dark Kingdom propoganda!!
[07:17] <// J_Daito //> LOL he betrayed Lin-Lin, who was like the HOTTEST Youma in the entire place to get at you.
[07:18] <// J_Daito //> Not to mention running the Dark Agency into the ground.
[07:19] <// J_Daito //> That's what we get for outsourcing to Venus...
[07:19] <CÚst_la_V> :P He was a traitor, idiot...
[07:19] <SenshiGrd> TMNT, that ate alot of my parents money when i was a kid.
[07:19] <Furu> Hell, I even watchedThe Extreme Ghostbusters. now there was some craptacular programming.
[07:20] <SenshiGrd> Ghostbuster, now with 100% more monkey!
[07:20] * // J_Daito // was glad Kunzite was in charge of that fool
[07:20] * SenshiGrd agrees with furu
[07:20] <@Dr_Xadium> I quit Ghostbusters when Slimer got the focus.
[07:20] <SenshiGrd> i still have some old "Slimer" comic around
[07:20] <@Dr_Xadium> He had those badly animated episodes before and after the real ones, I could not be bothered.
[07:21] <Furu> Because every show needs a mascot.
[07:21] <Furu> And sometimes, the mascot becomes the show.
[07:21] <// J_Daito //> Yes, like here, Aino is the show now.
[07:21] <CÚst_la_V> I AM NOT A MASCOT!
[07:22] <Furu> Jed> Heheh.
[07:22] <// J_Daito //> You're just benefitting from teh SUPAR Nepotism, right?
[07:22] * CÚst_la_V hits Jedite with a crescent boomerang
[07:23] <// J_Daito //> GAH!
[07:23] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- yawns
[07:23] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Yo, peoples.
[07:25] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Yo X how come you don't update the main page huh
[07:25] <@Dr_Xadium> Too much time in das chatbox
[07:33] * // J_Daito // enfolds himself in his cape and vanishes in a haze of cool CGI
[07:33] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> hay sailr juptaa went 2 adipt mi???
[07:33] <CÚst_la_V> God, not again...
[07:34] * Furu is dazzled by the CGI
[07:34] * Dr_Xadium gives Mina some tasty Coffee
[07:35] <CÚst_la_V> I'm wired up for the day!!
[07:37] <Knifey> anyone remember the Butthole Surfers?
[07:37] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Knifey - nah, I haven't seen Kunzy or Zoi anytime recently.
[07:37] <Furu> LOL
[07:37] * CÚst_la_V facefaults
[07:40] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> aww fick poepel ADUPY MI!!111
[07:41] <S.Jupiter> Chibi-Usa, what would your mom say? You can't just have someone up and adopt you.
[07:42] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> mai mam iz a sik freek!!11
[07:42] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Chibi... how goes the war to capture Daddums?
[07:43] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> mai mendroids wal B at a palice sewn
[07:43] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> You sent them off days ago...?
[07:43] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> i kip kalling dem bak 4 da peasureing...
[07:43] <CÚst_la_V> Ack!
[07:43] <Furu> Gyaaah....
[07:44] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> mi amn mai 1 millon geydite mandroidz....
[07:51] * CÚst_la_V is very happy!! ♡
[07:58] <CÚst_la_V> I finally got X-chan to see Spider Man I yesterday so today we're going to see part 2!! YAY!
[07:59] <Furu> Yay! Have fun, you guys.
[07:59] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Heh X is paying for all of us right
[07:59] <@Dr_Xadium> Aren't YOU the multimillionare?
[07:59] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I didn't get that way by trreating people...
[08:00] <CÚst_la_V> You got that way by "treating" Michiru-san?
[08:00] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Those who live in glass houses...
[08:00] <Furu> ..shouldn't get undressed with the lights on?
[08:01] <CÚst_la_V> Should not eat scones, I know!!
[08:01] <CÚst_la_V> What does that have to do with anything!!
[08:03] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> /mi litches on 2 mikano's lag
[08:04] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> oh mikakno, dint u an zedum went mi 4 a kad?
[08:04] <CÚst_la_V> NO
[08:04] <Knifey> LOL
[08:04] <@Dr_Xadium> Indeed not!
[08:06] * CÚst_la_V shudders... she wants a child but not a Chibiusa child
[08:07] * Dr_Xadium hugs Mina defensively as they stare into the rabid eyes of the spore
[08:07] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> hssssssssssssssssssssh! hssssssssssssssssssssssh!
[08:08] <CÚst_la_V> Kowaiyo...
[08:08] * Dr_Xadium holds Mina closer
[08:08] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> hssssssssssssssssssh! hssssssssssssssssssssssssh!
[08:09] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> If she starts spitting up pea soup...
[08:09] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> u wal adipt mi an mak mi ur chyld!!11111
[08:09] <Furu> We need a young priest, and an old priest...
[08:09] <CÚst_la_V> I'd rather get my tubing tiled!!
[08:10] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> faking batch!!!
[08:10] *** @Dr_Xadium has kicked .`~SugaBB_2999~`. from #suburbansenshi (REASON: show Mina some respect!)
[08:11] * CÚst_la_V is still in shock
[08:11] <CÚst_la_V> Why is she so desperate anyway?
[08:11] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I KNOW I KNOW
[08:12] <Furu> She wants money.
[08:12] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I JUST FIGURED IT OUT S[BLEEP]T!
[08:12] <CÚst_la_V> ? ? ?
[08:12] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> It ain't the money....
[08:12] <Furu> ..Oh HELL.
[08:12] <Jup.Knight> Let's here it Haruka
[08:12] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> If she gets adopted, say by X and Neko...
[08:13] <@Dr_Xadium> Perish the thought...
[08:13] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Then legally, X becomes her DAD, and Endy becomes her UN-DAD...
[08:13] <CÚst_la_V> Un.. dad?
[08:13] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> It's early, work with me here....
[08:14] <Furu> LOL. Fear the Undad.
[08:14] <Jup.Knight> ...
[08:14] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> If Endy ain't her dad any more... there's nothing stopping her in the eyes of the LAW.
[08:14] <@Dr_Xadium> I'm not quite sure that's how that works.
[08:15] <CÚst_la_V> But SHE would think of it like that...
[08:15] <Jup.Knight> ...
[08:15] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> EXACTLY
[08:15] <Furu> That would be brilliant if it wasn't so stupid.
[08:15] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> By getting a new dad she can proceed to get her man!
[08:15] <@Dr_Xadium> Rassilon save us.
[08:16] *** .`~SugaBB_2999~`. [cndygrrl@gigaport.capitalnet.ct] has joined #suburbansenshi
[08:16] <@spiritflame> Irasshai .`~SugaBB_2999~`.
[08:16] <Furu> So what's the money, then? A perk?
[08:16] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> sew... u biches dascoavred mai mister plin...
[08:16] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- WAS RIGHT
[08:17] <Furu> Haruka's like Velma from Scooby Doo!
[08:17] * Dr_Xadium clutches Mina for safety
[08:17] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> hshshs... bat nun of u wal b abel 2 stip mi.... (rabs hinds togather)
[08:18] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> i em da sanistar minace
[08:18] <CÚst_la_V> ? ? ?
[08:18] <@Dr_Xadium> "Sinister Menace"
[08:18] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> vary god, zedum...
[08:19] <Jup.Knight> SInister Menace my butt
[08:19] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> i cum frum da futar to sieeze a few fater dat i mite hav my own fatar az mai presonal bich
[08:19] <CÚst_la_V> Chibiusa-chan... should you really be saying all this?
[08:20] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> hhshshs//// son noew i wil haf ham....
[08:20] <Furu> She's like a bad James Bond villain.
[08:20] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> mohshshshshshshshshshs!!11
[08:20] <Jup.Knight> And what would happen if you married Mamoru and Usagi never had you? Can we say a paradox in the time line? You wouldn't exist!
[08:20] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> y tank u mastar fugu
[08:21] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> dumas im already bron, im gona half him AFTAR hi dad di nisty wit ugashi
[08:21] <Furu> ..It really wasn't a compliment...
[08:21] <CÚst_la_V> KYAAAAAAAA!
[08:21] <Furu> And I'm not a damn blowfish!
[08:21] * likes to eat fugu
[08:22] <Furu> <<;;
[08:22] * Dr_Xadium and Mina start to edge out of the room slowly
[08:22] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> stap rite dere, biches!!111111
[08:22] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> 1 of u materfacking mails in dis rom wil b mai ne wpopa!!!
[08:23] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> ! ! !
[08:23] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> GEY DITE1111
[08:23] <// J_Daito //> Eh?
[08:23] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> U... R,,, mai fater now.
[08:24] <// J_Daito //> Ever heard of "infanticide", runt?
[08:24] * // J_Daito // whips out an energy blade
[08:24] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> U... R new logger qworti 2 B mai fater. ...
[08:25] <// J_Daito //> See that I remain so.
[08:25] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> ..|..
[08:25] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> wich 12 of u biches wents 2 B mai FATER!!!!11
[08:25] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> 4 da acking i blint tim, im a facking helogrim. sit gat it rite dom... !
[08:25] <Jup.Knight> We need to stop this... incest fury
[08:26] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> domas if hez nit mai fater itz nit lagally insest
[08:26] <Furu> you know what, Chibi-Usa. i'll make you a bet. i'll adopt you...IF you manage to correctly spell one full sentence.
[08:27] <Jup.Knight> He's your BIOLOGICAL father runt!
[08:27] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> o raally?
[08:27] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> I em. SIT!
[08:27] <Jup.Knight> LOL!!! And being drunk doesn't count!
[08:27] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> I. DERE HSHSHSHSHSHSHS
[08:27] <Jup.Knight> AND NO ONE WORD SENTENCES!!!
[08:28] <Furu> .........
[08:28] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> fak...
[08:28] <@Dr_Xadium> Sentences need verbs, Chibiusa...
[08:28] <Furu> It has to follow something of..y'know...ACTUAL sentence structure.
[08:28] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> u facking returd!!1
[08:29] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> hshshs i know
[08:29] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> Find products for sale
[08:29] <CÚst_la_V> !
[08:29] <Furu> AND NO COPY/PASTE.
[08:29] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> Find pages similar to the page
[08:30] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> FACKER U DAND SEY DAT SIT B4!!!
[08:30] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> sat da ick up juptar!
[08:30] <Furu> I thought that went without saying!
[08:30] <Jup.Knight> F[BLEEP] you Pink-Haired loser!
[08:30] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> he sat up LOL
[08:31] <@Dr_Xadium> What.
[08:31] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> he sat up!!
[08:31] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> datz a facking sentance!!!
[08:31] <CÚst_la_V> How...??
[08:32] <FireFly_9> "She's trying to say 'he shat up'"
[08:32] <Furu> ......
[08:32] <FireFly_9> Pardon my language...
[08:32] *** Knifey [] has left #suburbansenshi (I can't keep drinking creamer with coffee to stay awake)
[08:32] <Jup.Knight> um Hotaru-chan, I think that's shut
[08:32] <FireFly_9> But she is exploiting the fact that some of her typographical errors generate otherwise valid words.
[08:33] <FireFly_9> Ah... so it probably is... I am.. still groggy.
[08:33] <Furu> ...........
[08:33] * FireFly_9 glares at Xadium and Minako
[08:33] <@Dr_Xadium> WHAT?!
[08:33] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> i sed a santance! he sat up! he sat up!
[08:34] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> i facking own u, fugu!!!1
[08:34] <Furu> It..It was a fluke! A FLUKE!
[08:34] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> or dew u own mi (poases sdaducitvely)
[08:34] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> pey up bich, sine da papars!!!
[08:34] <Furu> GYYRRAAGHHHH!!
[08:35] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> /mi hads ot da legle dickuments
[08:35] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> dese R non trinsfarabel!!!
[08:35] * Furu is away: I feel the sudden urge to cry like a little girl
[08:35] <Jup.Knight> I'll sign those papers in your stead...
[08:35] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> u r mai popa 4 lif!!!11
[08:35] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> and dey are onle 4 fugu!!11
[08:35] <Jup.Knight> Hmmm... let's make a few alterations to this document...
[08:36] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> dats illegle!
[08:36] * Jup.Knight Diplomatic Immunity
[08:36] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> no kourt wall aksept it!11
[08:36] <Jup.Knight> LOL!!!
[08:36] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> dey mey nit areat u bat dey wint acept the dickumets eitar?!!1
[08:37] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> hsshshshshs fugu list da bat!!!11
[08:37] * Furu comes back, with a loophole!
[08:37] <@Dr_Xadium> Err you can't really get away with materially modifying the contents of a contract...
[08:37] <Furu> You never used a capital letter at the start of the sentence!
[08:38] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> /mi maks sure 2 spal fugu "furu"
[08:38] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> u meen lik He sat up??//.
[08:38] <Furu> ....Holy Hell. She spelled my name right.
[08:39] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> /mi prodaces anoduer dickument and soves it in furus phace
[08:39] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> pey up bich
[08:39] <Furu> Yeah, like that. Except...not in the MIDDLE of a sentence.
[08:39] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> facker !
[08:40] * Jup.Knight orders a court order against Chibi-loser, preventing her from trying any more adoption tricks.
[08:40] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> /mi will gaty nw popa yat!!!
[08:41] <@Dr_Xadium> Sorry, all the sub. senshi have immunity from any kind of legal action...
[08:41] * Dr_Xadium had to go back in time and bribe a young Koizumi for that.
[08:41] <Jup.Knight> Nuts.
[08:41] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> LOL my golden Ticket ROCKS
[08:41] <Jup.Knight> Oh... that works for me.
[08:43] * Dr_Xadium could use breakfast, come to think of it...
[08:44] <CÚst_la_V> Mm... bananna nut bread? ♡
[08:44] * Jup.Knight is now know as S.Jupiter
[08:44] <@Dr_Xadium> No, a proper breakfast. :P
[08:44] <CÚst_la_V> Moh...
[08:44] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Yeah, we better scram for a bit guys
[08:44] <S.Jupiter> Grrr... he makes me mad sometimes. How long was he at that?
[08:45] <@Dr_Xadium>, edit some of this down for today's front page chat, please?
[08:45] <S.Jupiter> No dinner for him tonight... or at least by me.
[08:45] <CÚst_la_V> Not too long :)
[08:46] * S.Jupiter is red hot with anger
[08:46] * Furu waves bye to the sub.senshi
[08:46] <CÚst_la_V> Hehehehe I tried withholding dinner from X-chan sometimes but it never bothers him that much...
[08:46] <S.Jupiter> Picking on poor Chibi-Usa
[08:46] <@Dr_Xadium> Heh
[08:46] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> hshshshs tanks maktoko
[08:47] <Furu> Oh, yes. Poor Chibi-Usa. -_-.
[08:47] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> byoi by!!11
[08:47] <CÚst_la_V> Bye everyone!
[08:47] * sets the sub.senshi away: breakfast
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