#627: “Gatorade Confessional”

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*** Topic is '-= The fireworks were intense last night, ne? =-'
[05:22] * Cést_la_V sneaks into Haruka-san's kitchen
[05:22] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Yo, Neko :)
[05:23] * Cést_la_V freezes, seeing Haruka-san sitting down on the ground next to the fridge chugging Gatorade in her nightshirt
[05:23] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> You came for some of this? (cracks open the fridge, pulling out a bottle and tossing it to her)
[05:24] <Cést_la_V> ehehe... h-hai...
[05:24] * Cést_la_V catches it (domo)
[05:25] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Figured... it's been a few days since you raided my s[BLEEP]t... hey you got a minute, or is this an emergency run?
[05:25] <Cést_la_V> No, I'm pretty sure I have time now... eheh...
[05:26] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> (waves at the ground next to the fridge) Siddown for a sec, let's shoot the breeze, kiddo
[05:26] * Cést_la_V sits, also in her nightshirt. The two of them chug Gatorade.
[05:27] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Heh, as you will note, I've had to increase my supply of this s[BLEEP]t tenfold.
[05:27] <Cést_la_V> Gomen ne...
[05:27] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Huh? Not because of YOU, neko...
[05:28] <Cést_la_V> oh!... whoah...
[05:28] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Lemme tell you something. It's rough when you've been fighting with your better half for goin on two years...
[05:30] <Cést_la_V> But I thought you two were still nice to each other every now and then...
[05:30] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> That was different... she was tryin' to show off and defend our title as a perfect couple or some s[BLEEP]t, it wasn't the same... but now, it's like it was before... only moreso...
[05:31] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- breaks open another bottle
[05:31] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> You ever have a fight with the good Doc?
[05:32] <Cést_la_V> Not really... maybe one or two arguments, but nothing severe...
[05:32] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> You know how they say when you fight, the best part is the making up after?
[05:32] <Cést_la_V> hai?
[05:32] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> It's BULLS[BLEEP]T lemme tell you right now.
[05:33] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> And don't go repeating this to nobody cuz I'll deny it and come for you
[05:33] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> ?
[05:33] <Cést_la_V> Wakatta.
[05:34] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> But when you fight with the one you love, I mean really really truly love, it's the worst f[BLEEP]ing thing on the planet.
[05:35] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I mean you feel like your insides got scraped out by soms sadistic motherf[BLEEP]er with a rusty spoon who's kicking you in the stomach for s[BLEEP]ts and giggles.
[05:35] <Cést_la_V> Oh...
[05:36] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> And what's worse is when you KNOW that sometimes the other side has a valid point or two but your PRIDE at being dressed down prevents you from owning up
[05:36] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Or when you admit it, but they're so mad they keep going on and on and all you can do is stand there because you don't want to hurt their feelings back...
[05:37] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> But then you lash out and say stuff you didn't mean to and then you feel doubly crapathetic.
[05:37] * Cést_la_V takes another swig of the Gatorade
[05:37] <Cést_la_V> "Crapathetic?"
[05:38] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> It's 5 A.M., I'm worn out and tanking up on sweat juice, cut me some slack with the Websters, LOL ^_^
[05:39] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> So anyway, as a 2 year veteran of the longest Ice Age since the Cenozoic Era, lemme tell you, fighting ain't pleasant, try to work things out as much as you can.
[05:40] <Cést_la_V> Heh, but you seem to be OK now... ^_^
[05:40] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> It's still not worth the price of admission, because you never forget that s[BLEEP]t.
[05:41] <Cést_la_V> Heh, I haven't seen Haruka-san this philosophical in a long time...
[05:42] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> It's a bad habit I try to break. (tosses another bottle of Gatorade and goes for a tenth)
[05:42] <Cést_la_V> O_o;
[05:42] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Yo, don't be modest, drink the s[BLEEP]t up, I'm making it a community resource from here on out
[05:43] * Cést_la_V tosses her spent bottle and goes for another
[05:43] <Cést_la_V> Ne...
[05:43] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> ?
[05:44] <Cést_la_V> What's really "The Deal" with Michiru-san? How can she afford to spend so much? I thought she ran out of money when the stock market collapsed?
[05:44] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I dunno... she came into cash again somehow... she's spending it like water...
[05:45] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Not that I mind, mind you... I've been working at my racing to earn some green too... but now that we're back together, we're gonna do our first joint concert in ages... that should rake in some green...
[05:46] <Cést_la_V> LOL but the world of idols is fickle... ever since I cut back, people hardly remember me...
[05:47] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Hah, that's why you need to do the *classical* circuit, they're so hard up for ppl they NEVER forget you.
[05:47] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I mean they're still going apes[BLEEP]t over people who died 200 years ago, for [BLEEP]ssakes...
[05:48] <Cést_la_V> hahahahaha (tosses a bottle and goes for another)
[05:48] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> So hey wanna check out my new car later today?
[05:49] <Cést_la_V> Hotaru-chan is still kind of deaf hehehehe...
[05:51] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Ah... yeah I guess I got carried away with the 6 subwoofers.
[05:51] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> So what's on the table for today?
[05:52] <Cést_la_V> I don't know... a lazy breakfast in bed, then planning for our summer games entry....
[05:53] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Yeah Jed and I had hell with ours...
[05:53] <Cést_la_V> Really?
[05:54] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Yeah, Gilbert and Sullivan in the extreme is a pain in the [BLEEP]
[05:55] <Cést_la_V> Well it's been about a half-hour, I better get back ^__^
[05:55] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- tosses her a case of the Gatorade
[05:55] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Have fun, ya crazy kid :P
[05:55] <Cést_la_V> hahahaha you too, Haruka-san!
[05:55] <Cést_la_V> Hmm... you know, I've always wondered if that "upside down pineapple" thing from the Manga is really feasible...
[05:57] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> The what now?
[05:57] <Cést_la_V> URL --> https://www.usagiandmamoru.com/images/c109.jpg
[05:57] *** Cést_la_V [GldnGoddess@ip6942.ai.co.jp] has left #suburbansenshi (heheheh)
[05:57] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> LOL good question... (finishes bottle 11)
[05:58] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- is away: The one problem with having 11 bottles of Gatorade is that the bladder tends to rebel
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