*** Now talking in #suburbansenshi
*** Topic is '-= Excerpted from 6/24 online chat =-'
[00:06] * FireFly_9 changes topic to `This is NOT a love hotel`
[00:09] * SPECIAL NOTE: The Suburban Senshi Summer games are archived here as "Season 3.5"
[00:09] * FireFly_9 's ki aura begins to flare
[00:09] <FireFly_9> I... am getting... TIRED... of THIS...
[00:10] * FireFly_9 's forehead begins to shine with the sigil of saturn
[00:14] * FireFly_9 tilts her head sideways, an insane look in her eyes
[00:14] <FireFly_9> hahahahah ahahaha ahahhaa haahhaaha
[00:15] <FireFly_9> this is not a love motel
[00:15] <FireFly_9> nor a soap opera
[00:16] * FireFly_9 twitches
[00:21] <FireFly_9> I hate them...
[00:21] <FireFly_9> Hate them all...
[00:21] *** Dr_Xadium [user-19fasjd.dsl.xadiumproductions.com] has joined #suburbansenshi
[00:21] *** spiritflame sets mode +o Dr_Xadium
[00:21] spiritflame> Irasshai Dr_Xadium
[00:22] <Dr_Xadium> ...ugh.
[00:27] * FireFly_9 looks at the Time Lord
[00:27] <FireFly_9> I hate you as well.
[00:28] <Dr_Xadium> Oh dear...
[00:28] <FireFly_9> I like things calm and simple...
[00:29] <FireFly_9> My life... used to be so... uncomplicated.
[00:30] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> LOL Hotaru you mean your life was boring
[00:30] <FireFly_9> ... this channel is like a train wreck!
[00:30] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> 'Taru... DON'T JOIN IT THEN!
[00:31] <FireFly_9> ...I'm going INSANE!
[00:32] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Poor child's mind had snapped because she lost today
[00:32] <FireFly_9> That's not it..
[00:32] <FireFly_9> I'm tired of "love love" this and "love love" that from all the channel visitors... and even some of the *regulars*...
[00:33] * Dr_Xadium rocks back and forth on his heels
[00:33] <FireFly_9> And Michiru and Hasselhoff
[00:33] <FireFly_9> And the Soap operatics!!
[00:34] * FireFly_9 holds her head in her hands
[00:34] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Aww, kid, you'll understand when you get older...
[00:34] <FireFly_9> I'M A FULLY GROWN ADULT!
[00:34] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- looks Hotaru over
[00:35] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I dunno about that "fully grown" part
[00:35] * FireFly_9 suckerpunches Haruka-poppa
[00:35] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- catches her fist easy
[00:35] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Whoa, you are pissed...
[00:35] *** Cést_la_V [GldnGoddess@ip6942.ai.co.jp] has joined #suburbansenshi
[00:35] spiritflame> Irasshai Cést_la_V
[00:36] <Cést_la_V> Hii!! ♥
[00:36] * FireFly_9 twitches
[00:36] <FireFly_9> Minako... sempai...
[00:36] <Cést_la_V> ? ? ?
[00:36] <FireFly_9> I hate you.
[00:37] * Cést_la_V puts her hand on Hotaru's shoulder
[00:38] <Cést_la_V> There, there, I know things are rough at your age...
[00:38] <FireFly_9> I'M NOT A TEENAGER ANYMORE!!
[00:38] * Cést_la_V shrugs
[00:38] <Cést_la_V> Gomen, it's hard to tell with you...
[00:39] * Cést_la_V looks her over
[00:39] <Cést_la_V> And I think you still have some "growing" to do
[00:39] * FireFly_9 suckerpunches Minako-sempai
[00:40] * Cést_la_V forgets to duck and flies backwards
[00:40] <FireFly_9> heheheh heheh eheheheh ehhee hehehehe
[00:40] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Man this ain't good.
[00:40] <// J_Daito //> She's snapped.
[00:41] * GERMATOID WHACKS HER ON THE HEAD WITH A FRYING PAN
[00:41] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> You're always doing that to her...
[00:41] * Dr_Xadium checks on Mina
[00:42] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> YEAH!
[00:42] <Cést_la_V> She can hit hard... for a kid...
[00:42] <FireFly_9> I AM NOT A KID!
[00:42] <// J_Daito //> (Joey Styles) Catfight!
[00:43] * Cést_la_V goes to leap for Hotaru
[00:43] * Dr_Xadium holds her back
[00:43] * FireFly_9 leaps for Minako-sempai
[00:44] * FireFly_9 slams into her and the three tumble in a heap
[00:44] * Dr_Xadium is being crushed
[00:44] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Umm
[00:45] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Jed, was one of us... like, supposed to hold back Hotaru?
[00:45] * Dr_Xadium is being crushed to death as they fight
[00:45] <// J_Daito //> I dunno... it's fun to watch senshi-on-senshi violence
[00:46] * FireFly_9 attacks in whatever way she can
[00:47] * Cést_la_V blocks as best she can
[00:47] <FireFly_9> You! (punch) Silly! (kick) Senshi! (hit) of! (kick) LOVE! (punch)
[00:48] <Cést_la_V> Hotaru-chan! (block) Why (kick) are you (block) fighting (kick) me?! (block)
[00:49] <FireFly_9> Because! (palm strike) this is! (kick) Your (stomp) FAULT! (smash)
[00:50] * Dr_Xadium is being flattened, he spams in pain
[00:50] <Cést_la_V> Moh! (block)... ENOUGH! SAILOR V... KICK!
[00:50] * FireFly_9 goes flying off her
[00:51] * FireFly_9 transforms, flips and lands
[00:51] * Cést_la_V tansforms too!!
[00:53] * Dr_Xadium lies on the ground, spitting up blood
[00:53] <Dr_Xadium> he--help me...
[00:54] * Cést_la_V looks down at him
[00:54] <Cést_la_V> Suck it up, X-chan! This will be over soon! (strikes a pose)
[00:54] <FireFly_9> (darkly) It will indeed.
[00:56] * FireFly_9 summons her new glaive
[00:56] * FireFly_9 swings it around in a wide arc
[00:56] <FireFly_9> This channel is a place for peace and comedic exploration! It's not a place for love, lovers, loving, angst or pity seeking! I find your influence to be corrupting and foul! I, the Soldier of Ruin, Sailor Saturn, will put paid to your nefarious influence!! In the name of Saturn, I will Punish you!!
[00:57] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> ...
[00:57] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Way to conjugate that verb, kid
[00:57] <FireFly_9> Tch
[00:57] <Cést_la_V> (Assumes a better pose)
[00:58] <Cést_la_V> Love is something special and important! It's a fragile flower that blooms even in the Darkest desert! As the Soldier of Love and Justice, I can't let you interfere with the path of Cupid's thunderbolts! Beuatiful Soldier, Sailor Venus, In the name of Venus, I will Punish YOU!!
[00:58] * Cést_la_V pulls out the Love-Me Chain in a defensive formation
[00:58] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- plays the Amok Time battle music from Star Trek TOS
[00:59] * Dr_Xadium watches the two circle each other
[01:02] <FireFly_9> ARRRGH!
[01:03] * Cést_la_V drops her guard for a second
[01:03] * FireFly_9 leaps for her in a rabid frenzy
[01:03] * Cést_la_V quickly wraps her in the chain and deflects her to the side
[01:03] * FireFly_9 spins and pulls the chain to her, and Venus with it
[01:05] * FireFly_9 pivots and slams Venus into a wall with her momentum
[01:05] <Cést_la_V> Oof!
[01:05] <FireFly_9> I will purge my beloved channel!!
[01:05] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> She has repression issues
[01:06] * FireFly_9 Pulls Venus back towards her and swings her into Haruka-poppa
[01:06] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Ow DAMN! Keep me the [BLEEP] out of this!!
[01:07] * Cést_la_V releases the chain, allowing it to vanish into nothing
[01:07] * FireFly_9, having nothing to hold on to, loses her grip and staggers backwards
[01:07] * Cést_la_V resummons it and lashes it out at Hotaru
[01:08] * FireFly_9 entangles it with the Glaive, lifts V off her feet , swings and sends her through another wall
[01:08] * FireFly_9 Untangles the glaive and assumes a guard position
[01:08] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Jed, popcorn?
[01:09] <// J_Daito //> Twenty Ducats on the Silence Snshi
[01:09] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> This rules, you know why?
[01:09] <// J_Daito //> You like to see chicks fighting and clawing at each other?
[01:09] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Beyond that s[BLEEP]t
[01:10] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Two members of Team Tomoe kicking the crap pout of each other
[01:10] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Yes fools weaken each other
[01:10] * Cést_la_V pulls herself out of the wall, panting and angry
[01:11] * FireFly_9 does the Neo "bring it" hand motion
[01:11] <Cést_la_V> I won't... let you.... Stop the course... of LOVE!
[01:11] * Cést_la_V grits her teeth and jumps forward
[01:12] * FireFly_9 prepares to block her with the glaive
[01:12] * Cést_la_V twists in midair and fires crescent beams at Saturn with both hands
[01:13] * FireFly_9 cant' dodge them all
[01:13] <FireFly_9> SILENT WALL
[01:13] * FireFly_9 smirks as the beams are deflected off
[01:13] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> That's CHEAP
[01:13] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> CHEAAAAAAAAAP
[01:14] * Cést_la_V lands and jumps back
[01:14] <FireFly_9> Oh, look who's talking, Miss "I use my Perfection Field to win contests!"
[01:14] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> STFU
[01:14] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I'm a special case
[01:14] <Cést_la_V> (pants) LOVE AND BEAUTY SHOCK!
[01:15] * FireFly_9 laughs as it bounces off the dome
[01:15] <// J_Daito //> hahahaha take THAT AINO
[01:15] * Cést_la_V tries and tries again
[01:15] * FireFly_9 watches her fail again and again
[01:16] <FireFly_9> Face it, you're getting weaker... soon you'll run out of power, and I'll take you down.
[01:16] * Cést_la_V keeps trying
[01:16] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Dammit... I ain't losin money on this s[BLEEP]t...
[01:17] * Dr_Xadium has a risky idea
[01:17] <Dr_Xadium> Minako-chan is a lazy slob who never trains!!
[01:17] * Cést_la_V twitches
[01:17] * Dr_Xadium moves to a position behind Saturn
[01:18] <Dr_Xadium> She sleeps in too late, spends too much time at the mall and always gets her sayings wrong!!
[01:18] * Cést_la_V clenches her fists
[01:18] <Cést_la_V> Don't bind me up, X-chan...
[01:19] <Dr_Xadium> She eats too much and cries when she watches Soap Operas on the TV!
[01:19] <Cést_la_V> Nani.....
[01:19] * FireFly_9 just relaxes and keeps the barrier up
[01:20] <Dr_Xadium> And yesterday after she showered I looked at the scale and she had gained 2 KILOs!!
[01:20] <Cést_la_V> DON'T TELL THEM THAT!!
[01:20] * Cést_la_V 's RAGE IS EXPLODING
[01:20] <Cést_la_V> X-CHAN NO... BAKA!
[01:21] * Cést_la_V trembles and summons up all her fury and rage
[01:21] <Cést_la_V> Koibito.... please accept....
[01:21] <Cést_la_V> MY FURIOUS RANDOM SUPER CRESCENT BEAM SHOTS!!!
[01:22] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> o s[BLEEP]t
[01:22] * Cést_la_V unleashes the wrath of a woman scorned
[01:22] * Dr_Xadium scrambles back away from Saturn
[01:22] * FireFly_9 struggles to maintain the silent wall under the unrelenting crush of power
[01:23] <Dr_Xadium> And her new dress makes her look FAT!
[01:23] * Cést_la_V pumps in another surge of power
[01:23] * FireFly_9 feels the wall begining to crack
[01:23] <FireFly_9> Now... now... wait a moment...
[01:24] <FireFly_9> Wait, wait, Minako-sempai....
[01:24] <Cést_la_V> YEEEEEEEEAAAAAUGGGGGGGHHHHHH!
[01:24] * FireFly_9 slams her maximum power forward
[01:25] * Cést_la_V slams HER enraged maximum forward
[01:25] * // J_Daito // is blown sideways
[01:25] <Dr_Xadium> ... and Minako has a pimple on her butt!!
[01:25] <Cést_la_V> KYUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
[01:26] * FireFly_9 's barrier is shattered; she flies backwards through a wall and is knocked out
[01:26] * Cést_la_V is spent, she stands there panting tiredly
[01:26] * FireFly_9 ugh
[01:26] <// J_Daito //> crap
[01:26] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> my ducats plz
[01:27] <// J_Daito //> I don't owe you s[BLEEP]t
[01:27] * Cést_la_V stalks over to X-chan and grabs him by the collar
[01:27] <Cést_la_V> (snarls) how could you say those things... to *me*?!
[01:28] <FireFly_9> I can't believe... I was beaten...
[01:28] <Dr_Xadium> Because you're unstoppable when you're angry... my lovely goddess of love and war...
[01:28] <=^catablanca^=> Kowai...
[01:28] <Cést_la_V> ...
[01:29] * Cést_la_V pants, exhausted
[01:29] * Dr_Xadium locks gazes with her
[01:29] *** Cést_la_V [GldnGoddess@ip6942.ai.co.jp] has left #suburbansenshi (In the name of Venus, I'm going to *punish* you)
[01:29] *** Dr_Xadium [user-19fasjd.dsl.xadiumproductions.com] has left #suburbansenshi (Gallifrey needs Gatorade... stat)
[01:29] <FireFly_9> I give up.
[01:30] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- slams her head against the one remaining wall
[01:30] <// J_Daito //> What are you pissed about
[01:30] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I wanted the catfight to go longer
[01:30] <FireFly_9> You people...
[01:30] * FireFly_9 just sits on the ground
[01:31] <FireFly_9> Am I so wrong.
[01:31] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> YES
[01:31] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Hotaru... let me explain something to you...
[01:31] * FireFly_9 looks at her weakly
[01:32] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> You see Hotaru, (pulls down a chart)
[01:32] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> This is the internet
[01:32] * =^catablanca^= dons his earplugs
[01:32] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> The internet has only a few major purposes
[01:33] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> warez, compiracy theories, furries, pr0n and RPGs
[01:33] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> RPGs being a microcosm of the internet
[01:33] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> will have a subset of all these qualities
[01:33] * FireFly_9 watches intently
[01:33] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- makes a venn diagram
[01:34] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> See here we have the intersection of fanfics, RPGs and pr0n
[01:34] * FireFly_9 nods
[01:35] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> And if we believe, from a philosophical standpoint that the internet is the universe
[01:35] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- dons her 'plugs too
[01:36] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> And we try to remove any of the elements from the microcosm
[01:36] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Do we not then deny, the very nature, of the universe itself
[01:36] * FireFly_9 ponders this
[01:37] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> So it's like trying to have a neck without a jugular
[01:37] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Or an eyeball without mucus
[01:37] <// J_Daito //> I'm lost.
[01:38] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> You can;t have one without the other
[01:38] <FireFly_9> I think I understand...
[01:38] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I mean it's like the Force right, you can't have that badass Vader without the wussass Luke
[01:39] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> So you have to put up with luke's whiny s[BLEEP]t becayse it lets you see Vader
[01:39] <FireFly_9> So... if I want to preserve the good things about this place...
[01:39] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Right, you have to put up with the other stuff too
[01:40] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> No light without darkness, Pepsi without Coke... or chatrooms without angst.
[01:40] * FireFly_9 is thoroughly repentant
[01:40] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- pats her on the shoulder
[01:40] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> S'okay kid... S'okay
[01:41] <FireFly_9> I should go apologize to Minako-sempai...
[01:41] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Tomorrow kid, Tomorrow.
[01:41] * FireFly_9 is away: repenting
[01:41] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Yup.
[01:41] <// J_Daito //> Ten'ou...
[01:41] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> ?
[01:42] <// J_Daito //> That was the largest crock of s[BLEEP]t I've ever heard in my 10,000 year old life.
[01:42] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> LOL but she eas that crap up like candy
[01:43] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> As long as it's presented in a psuedointellectual context, she'll buy anything
[01:43] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> It was in the psychology books I read as a Child
[01:43] <// J_Daito //> hahahaha
[01:43] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- kicks back and relaxes
[01:46] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- plays AC / DC - "You shook me All Night Long"
[01:47] * // J_Daito // looks at infomercials on TV .
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