Suburban Senshi IRC Chat #617: “Avian Auto”
#617: “Avian Auto”

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[10:44] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Smug, smiling sanctimonious sacks of s[BLEEP]t...
[10:44] <FireFly_9> Watching FOX News again, Haruka-poppa?
[10:45] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- nods
[10:46] * FireFly_9 too
[10:50] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Even the ditz weathergirl is smiling like a Prozac queen as she's pointing out floods and devastation
[10:50] <// J_Daito //> "The west is flooding... kyay!!"
[11:21] <// J_Daito //> Heh, looks like the black ops guys were slacking off today
[11:21] <// J_Daito //> Or they cut a deal with the Man
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[11:21] *** spiritflame sets mode +o Dr_Xadium

[11:21] <spiritflame> Irasshai Dr_Xadium
[11:28] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Hey Doc
[11:28] * Dr_Xadium waves
[11:28] <Dr_Xadium> Hmm...
[11:28] <// J_Daito //> ?
[11:29] <Dr_Xadium> Do you lot go shopping much?
[11:29] <FireFly_9> Shopping?
[11:29] <Dr_Xadium> I just took Mina to the mall...
[11:29] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Oh is that what they're calling it now?
[11:29] <Dr_Xadium> I took her to the mall.
[11:29] <FireFly_9> And?
[11:30] <Dr_Xadium> Well I noticed something about her that had escaped my attention up till now... and I was wondering if any of you had had similar experiences....
[11:30] <// J_Daito //> Like what?
[11:31] <Dr_Xadium> Well... to be blunt about it, she seems to have the overwhelming compulsion to touch everything she sees...
[11:31] <GERMATOID> HMM?
[11:32] <Dr_Xadium> I mean... if *I* am shopping, I will walk down the aisle, looking at the various items on offer, and if I find one sufficiently interesting, I will pick it up and examine it...
[11:32] * FireFly_9 nods
[11:34] <Dr_Xadium> But Mina... she will touch *all* the items, no matter how lightly, even if it means merely brushing her fingers across some fabric, or picking up a bauble just to put it back in a slightly new position... she doesn't even scrutinize them that much....
[11:34] <Dr_Xadium> Frankly, I find this incomprehensible and was wondering if any of you were like that or knew people who were....
[11:35] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Man, when I go shopping with Michi she doesn't touch S[BLEEP]T... I'm the one who has to pick up and put down everything *for* her
[11:35] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> "Haruka, over there? Haruka, isn't this nice? Hold this, Haruka? You've got room for another package under your arm, yes?"
[11:36] <// J_Daito //> I touch whatever I see too... just before getting it on five finger discount
[11:37] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> And meantime she'll be holding like the one SMALLEST package she can possibly find
[11:37] <Dr_Xadium> What's worse is when they spend HOURS trying on a million different outfits and forcing you to critique each one, and then they end up buying nothing...
[11:38] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> No no the ULTIMATE kick in the teeth is when they do that and then they buy something TOTALLY f[BLEEP]ing unrelated, like a toothbrush or some s[BLEEP]t
[11:39] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I'm like "WTF woman, why did you make me spend ALL day watchng you play runway model?"
[11:39] <// J_Daito //> You don't say that to her face, do you, Ten'ou
[11:39] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> f[BLEEP] no I like my face intact thanks
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[11:41] spiritflame> Irasshai CÚst_la_V
[11:41] <CÚst_la_V> ♫ Hii!! ♫ ♥
[11:42] <Dr_Xadium> Hi Mina
[11:42] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Yo Neko
[11:43] <CÚst_la_V> What are you guys talking about??
[11:43] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Cars
[11:43] <Dr_Xadium> Planes
[11:43] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Planes with Cars
[11:43] <Dr_Xadium> Yes.
[11:43] <CÚst_la_V> I think I saw one of those on James Bond once...
[11:45] <// J_Daito //> But what I really hate is when the woman goes "Do I look pretty in this dress" and you want to say "NO YOU LOOK LIKE A FAT COW" but you have to bite your tounge because you know they'll just make your life a living HELL for the next hundred years
[11:45] <CÚst_la_V> ...
[11:45] *** Dr_Xadium has kicked // J_Daito // from #suburbansenshi (REASON: damn your lag)
[11:45] <CÚst_la_V> Planes and Cars, huh
[11:46] <Dr_Xadium> Planes and Cars, yup
[11:46] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Planes and Cars....
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