Suburban Senshi IRC Chat #598: “The good ol' days”
#598: “The good ol' days”

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*** Topic is '-= Still busy, taking a break =-'
[18:39] <Cést_la_V> Hi, Artemis!
[18:40] <=^catablanca^=> Mina...
[18:40] * Cést_la_V holds up a "wet nap" sanitary napkin

[18:40] <=^catablanca^=> ...
[18:41] <Cést_la_V> We've been friends for a long time, ne?
[18:41] <=^catablanca^=> Yup!
[18:41] <Cést_la_V> And it's been years since Elios powered me up...
[18:41] * Cést_la_V shudders at the thought

[18:41] <=^catablanca^=> uh-huh...
[18:41] <Cést_la_V> So, my *good* friend and buddy Artemis...
[18:42] <=^catablanca^=> yeah...?
[18:42] <Cést_la_V> I was thinking... maybe it was time...
[18:42] <=^catablanca^=> Don't tell me... you want to retire from being a soldier of Love and Justice?
[18:42] <Cést_la_V> NO! Never!!
[18:43] <=^catablanca^=> Whew :)
[18:43] <Cést_la_V> I was thinking maybe it was time you gave me a new item
[18:43] <=^catablanca^=> GAH?!
[18:43] <Cést_la_V> It's been what, ten years?
[18:44] <=^catablanca^=> Now wait a sec here... we're living in a time of peace!
[18:44] <Cést_la_V> Moh! I want one of those Henshin keitai like what they have in the live action!
[18:44] <=^catablanca^=> Oh right, this from the person who forgets to recharge her Crescent Moon compact in the moonlight, sharpen her "V-chan striking katana", or keep the batteries in the "Venus Microphone" fresh!
[18:46] <Cést_la_V> Gah you were so cheap, the compact is out of warranty, the Katana is chipped, and the microphone could have AT LEAST used rechargeable batteries!! You can barely belt out one "Venus 10 bllion volt rock n' rouge" song before it dies!! Do you know how much those cost to replace?! Even the INK in my magic Henshin pen ran out!!
[18:47] <=^catablanca^=> Because you kept using it to write A+ essays for college freshmen in exchange for money!
[18:47] <=^catablanca^=> You're not getting a new item.
[18:48] <Cést_la_V> C'mon, Artemis!
[18:48] <=^catablanca^=> no!
[18:49] <Cést_la_V> Why, you stingy, bald-headed old bastard!!
[18:49] <=^catablanca^=> It's you carrying on like this that's gonna MAKE me bald before my time! And it's not a bald spot, I keep telling you THAT!
[18:50] <Cést_la_V> I *HATE* you!!
[18:50] <=^catablanca^=> Oh yeah?! You're lazy, and tomboyish, and greedy, and a pain in the BUTT to train! I hate you *Times TEN*!
[18:51] <Cést_la_V> Uh-huh?! Well you're always telling me what to do and messing up my plans and scratching my face!! I hate you times *A THOUSAND*!!
[18:52] <=^catablanca^=> You're stubborn and pigheaded and won't TAKE ADVICE! I hate you times *A MILLION*!
[18:52] <Cést_la_V> Oh REALLY? ! I hate you times INFINITY, you old fart of a cat!!
[18:53] <=^catablanca^=> ...
[18:53] * Cést_la_V smirks

[18:53] <=^catablanca^=> I HATE YOU TIMES INFINITY PLUS ONE!
[18:54] <Cést_la_V> Dammit!!
[18:54] <=^catablanca^=> LMAO
[18:54] <Dr_Xadium> Hi everyone, what's up?
[18:54] <Cést_la_V> Moh, my "brother-in-law" Artemis won't give me a new item...
[18:54] <=^catablanca^=> :P
[18:54] <Cést_la_V>
[18:55] <Dr_Xadium> I see... erm... what's the wet napkin for?
[18:55] <Cést_la_V> Well you see whenever Artemis produces a new item he has to do a backflip in the air and it comes out of his [BLEEP].
[18:55] * Dr_Xadium shudders

[18:56] <=^catablanca^=> Mina, HE DIDN'T NEED TO KNOW THAT!
[18:56] <Cést_la_V> heheh!
[18:56] <Cést_la_V> Now we're even!!
[18:56] <=^catablanca^=> In what CONCEIVABLE WAY is that EVEN?!
[18:56] <Cést_la_V> So you want some chocolate, Artemis
[18:57] <=^catablanca^=> Yeah, why not...
[18:57] * Cést_la_V pets her good friend Artemis

[18:57] <=^catablanca^=> mina...
[18:57] <Cést_la_V> You're buying, right?
[18:57] <=^catablanca^=> AGH!!
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